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little story about a young lady and her husband, they got married and their honeymoon experience. Give him. Also, you want him to see, all right. See man dude. This is one of my fits when we went to cowboy man. I packed this but I didn't work. Yeah, she is in the room running back as it was still. You got the holes in it. Yeah, Greg, you look like Cartel. You're real. Straight Cartel. We doing this? We doing this. All right. Yeah. That's what we doing. What's happening family? Welcome back to another episode of Let Us Tell It. I'm one of your host Marcus Tanks, aka Tank and the other host is Tuesday. How y'all doing? I already, hey if this is your first time tuning in, we greatly appreciate it. This is a podcast we do every single week and we do it. We doing it different this week. Yeah. Look y'all, this is the, let me just go on and get it. That's podcast we do every single week. We do it as two grown as men. We do it. We have wives, we have kids. Brothers. We have brothers. We are brothers. I have a sister. You got a sister? Yeah. You don't know how about your sister? I don't. You ain't care, man. What's up with y'all and I talking about y'all sister? Could they find a Gucci? All right. My sister though, she's like 17 years older than me. She's the oldest. She's the oldest. She's my daddy's daughter. Okay. She has four kids. All of them are doing well. That's good, man. Everybody, everybody. I'm learning something. I ain't even know. My sister, she's three and a half, four years older than me. Because her birthday is July 28th. So it might as in January. So that's the three and a half, four years old. And she was a tyrant to me coming up. So now I harassed the hell out of her. I come in town. I park on her front grass in the front yard. I put the bumper. The bumper touches the front porch. That's the norm in Georgia. I'll be annoying as hell. She got a nice y'all and everything. Y'all manicured. That's one thing we gon' do. We gon' park on the front grass. Big-ass driveway. We gon' park right on the front lawn. She know what I'm saying. She got the lock. All her car doors, stuff. I open everything. The hood, the trunk, the gas tank, all the doors, glove compartment and walk away. Because that's kind of a little brother I am. Anyway, I wish I did grow my sister. She was 17 by the time I came out to home. And my brother's 10 years older than me. That's crazy that Melissa's daddy is only 10 years older than my brother. That is why. When you look at it, yeah, that is crazy. That's crazy. Anyway, a little bit of family history on us. Y'all see we got shades on. Y'all we in vacation mode. We just got back from Cabo. Toes out. Toes is out. Yeah. I'm going to get a pedicure today. Y'all can't reach my toes right now. That's just one. That's just a big toe. You can't reach because you're back. Yeah. I mean, I can reach them, but I like to get nice and close. And my toenails and fingernails grow fast, man. I clipped them. When did I clip these things? What's today? Tuesday, Sunday down to the meat. I don't know what it is, man, but I got to constantly clip my fingernails and toenails. But I ain't touch these toenails in a minute because I got to get up close. And I like to look at them, especially a pinky toe. You know, you got to mash down up on it because that boy be disappearing. My left foot is superb. This foot though. We talking about the toenails. That's second one. Oh, yeah. That's second one and that pinky on that tie on it. And you're like, leave me alone. If you see them in girls, they ain't got no pinky toe nails, so they paint the skin. Man, man, that pinky toe we going through, boy. My pinky toenails, it clips, but I don't see nothing. The shoes be tan, I feed up, boy. Pinky toe. But anyway, y'all, so yeah, we have vacation mode. That's why we got these sunglasses on. It is what it is. That was an accident too. I took mine off originally because I looked over and realized he had some shades on his head. But I can go to sleep right now. Man, we going to get into it. We probably looking a little more tan than what we usually do. A couple of people done told me that. So we recently, we both just got back from Cabo. We went to Kevin Melissa's Valour New. You was there for a minute. Yeah, we flew in with Kevin Melissa to, you know, just to make sure everything was Gucci, if she needed us for anything, we were there. But man, seven days, that's a lot of days. And everything wasn't, every meal wasn't provided for. So you purchasing meals and out of the, oh, then the babies, they just want to be in the pool all day, every day. Forget some burn. I don't care about that. About eight. If you look at my shoulder right now, you see that? Pilly. Pilly. You ain't had no sunscreen? I had some. I was in there with McKinley for so long. You got the real platter, man. She would not get out that pool. So yeah, I got some burn on my shoulders and all. But I'm ready to get this off my chest. Go ahead, man. Y'all. I don't know what is in the water in Mexico. Even though we on the same coastline, straight shot, you're going straight there. I don't know why it's this different infrastructure going on. But your boy, the last day I was there, the runs. I'm talking about boat, Shakira Richardson. Who else? Who else is a good runner? Flash. At the Hershey Squirts. Man, your boy was, I got the runs like crazy and still got it right now for real. If I ever go back to Mexico, I'm only eating bread and drinking canned soda. Nothing else. I don't give a damn. They don't tour me up and come to find out. Yeah, you big shelly and fragrant. Yeah. Run run. It ain't got more than me. Run DMC. Tank over here experiencing the same thing. I thought I was only one. We was at the resort. We were leaving. So we got up. It was crazy because every morning we got up and we ate breakfast, it was used because y'all the wedding party, y'all had stuff to do. But it was always, it was me, Angel, Joshy, Marr, Tony Baker. And then the five of us were usually link up with some other people. Like one morning it was a spice and AC. It was just random people. But the last day, Kevin in was already sitting down and we came and sat down. I think Tabinin was there for a little bit. So people was in and out, but we were about to get on the plane in like two and a half hours or leave the resort in like two and a half hours. We was like, let's breakfast it up. I knew I shouldn't have done that. But I already had the post is like every almost every morning. I was the same way. The eggs Benedict. The only thing I got different was I got the French toast. I decided to give it a try because in pancakes was too rash. And I was like, let me get the French toast. And then I got the eggs Benedict. I told him, run it. Avocado toast back with the salmon on it. Yep. I ain't do nothing. The only thing different I did was the French toast and the eggs Benedict. Did you drink the green juice the day before I did it? Okay. I had the green juice. Yeah. Now I drunk the green juice the day before and the day before that. Okay. Of course, you know, Tony or the green juice is like kale celery is like this vegetable juice or whatever. And Tony ordered it and everybody was nasty. I tried. I think it was that bad. But I didn't drink it that day. So we get to the airport and we just sitting there talking with whoever I got got my I grab I just needed something uh carbonated. I don't know what it was. I said, man, let me grab a ginger ale. Grabbed a ginger ale. I sipped it. Next thing I'm feeling a little nauseous. Stomach starts cramping. I'm like, man, what is this? By the time we get on the plane, we take out I'm already in pain by the time we take off. I'm a squirm and I'm like, man, as soon as they cut this seat belt signed off, or as soon as we come to altitude, I'm going. I ain't never in my life used the uh use the bathroom in a plane outside of pee. That's it. I ain't never used the bathroom. Y'all I went in that bathroom and I sat down. I was probably in there for a good 45 minutes. I'm talking about Terence. It's tearing me down. I'm like, I know they can hear me. I'm in there beating on the wall. Just doing the most by the time I came down. I fell out the door. I just shook my head. Everybody in first class was laughing. Can y'all imagine this big dude? This is already small. He probably holding up all the walls. And that was the last slightly solid bad movement I had was on Friday. Since then, it's been, I know it's T.M. out y'all, but we all grown for two. It's been all, it's been a water hose. Same here. I have been a straight water hose. My water bill is going to be so high because I don't flush the toilet any time. So many times. Five, six times a day. That might be the oldest man shit I done told y'all. My damn water bill. Y'all be flushing it down. You know what's crazy? It's my body was instantly liquefying. I've been eating sandwiches. Like man, let me eat some some breads. Eat a sandwich, something to absorb whatever's going on. I don't know. It's taking it up. It ain't even, it's just clear water y'all. I ain't even drunk no water. What is coming out of me? I need some help. I'm giving it one more day and I'm going to the duct. I drunk some Pepto bick. I don't know if you know this though because it's a warning on it. It's not a warning. It's just a FYI on Pepto bismol. It'll turn your stuff black. Oh, I didn't know that. I had probably three rounds of Pepto bismol at first night. Black liquid came out. It didn't do nothing good. I was like what the hell? So yesterday was Monday. I finally had a sandwich and it stayed in me over an hour and that was a first. But this morning liquefied. I said God damn it. I can't win for losing. And I done lost weight y'all. I got a six pack again. My clothes is loose. If y'all look at this man he's looking like that. He looked like he looked at him. I was saying he must have gave us some olympic without us knowing. But I hate it. I hate this man. I'll never go back to Matt E. Cole again. I'm gonna try do some push-ups pull-ups. See how light I feel. 45 pull-ups just like that. That's crazy because I have it because I haven't drunk that much water. And yeah, your body is just creating it. No water. Like it would be literally a couple seconds. Yeah. If I were to drink about water it would just go right through me. So I'm like I don't even want to drink no water. So I just I wasn't drinking anything. I'm like let me just eat. I still had an appetite. Appetite went dead. And so yeah y'all I ain't even stood on scale. I'm here's how much I went right now. Ultra COVID. Now we got the Mexico but you know what it was. They watered down all their drinks. Y'all I was getting triple shots of rum. Triple. It tastes like unsweet tea. Okay. Because it's that water straight up faucet water. Yeah. Usually when me and Angel go out of town somewhere we go on vacation. First thing we do is we find a drug store or grocery store and we buy our own bottles. Whatever we're gonna be drinking we just buy and keep it in the room for that reason. Yeah. Not because you're at one it's definitely cheaper. But because they be especially at the all-inclusive. Most of the stuff was included. Breakfast was included. Maybe it was just breakfast. It was just breakfast. And the drinks was the drinking? No. No. Oh man. See that even that breakfast. Breakfast on there. That I know were included. Had I known them them drinks wasn't included. I did know that if I had been thinking about it I'd have been like no open up a bottle. I want to see you open it and make me a drink. Yeah. They got me. You got me once. You ain't never getting me again. I tell you that. Never bought. Oh yeah. My cool announcement be clean as hell right now. And that's what I don't know if you all remember I got a colonoscopy. And what the liquid did to me before the colonoscopy how it cleans you up. This is exactly how it feels. It's like you're like goodness gracious. I'm telling you. But it's goodness gracious. This is crazy. I'm like what is it? Hopefully I don't understand like is it a bug? Is it is it your body? Is it a virus? What could it be? This last one more day. I'm going to the hospital but like I came from Mexico. You got to give it. I think it's five days. Five days? Because I don't feel bad. I went walking. I worked out everything. That's what's different for me is my head. My stomach was cramping extremely bad. Like it was shit was painful. Oh no. For like three days. Now my one man's not cramping. It's just like don't trust no don't trust no gas. You got gas. You said it. You're almost squirted all over myself. I thought I was being slick trying to fart. That thing was like oh yeah I see I shaved everything. I shaved it like a cork hit the door. Oh no. So I felt it in between my cheeks. I don't know. He felt it betwixt his cheeks. What the hell was that? Went to the restaurant. It's been hell ever since. Hell pure hell. But it's it's straight. What you said. I'm pissing out my booty. Yeah. That's how I feel man. You just and then you're done. Go off about your day and then you're like oh it's a look. But don't if you eat anything it's just gonna that that's the crazy part about it is what is it. What is it. What's happening to where your even is your food breaking down that fast and coming out you. I know it's crazy because you know when you're stumble your body wants to get rid of something. You're gonna do it one of two ways either the other way or the other way. So it lets me know it's definitely a virus or a bug. Is a bug, a virus, whatever. In your stomach your body's trying to flush it out. I don't know how the food is liquefied. So that's what I'm saying possible to me. Oh that is it because I'm like body as well. As quick as it's going through my body. I should see a chewed up sandwich in the toilet. That's what I'm saying. I don't. Nothing solid coming out of me. Greens man. If I have a vegetable I got some lettuce. The lettuce is right there. How that turkey come out here that fast. The human body is crazy. Y'all we grown this is just what happens. So my recommendation you go to mentico. Biolicker closed bottle from the store. Buy you some canned sodas. Bottle water. Yeah. I'm not saying bottle water because you know folk be reboddling water and you don't even know. At least at the grocery store outside of the resort you know. Oh yeah. Well yeah. There we go. Don't eat any poached eggs. Dammit. Don't eat nothing that I ain't fully cooked. That's what I'm saying. Because I think they also man my really started happening. They had this s'mores skillet and it was just marshmallows and chocolate and oh see I didn't even try that. Yeah. And all of that situation. So that's what I ate for for my dessert and man. Good and gracious man. So yeah y'all I'm over here. We done been through it but Mexico man. That was a good time. The receipt. I'll go ahead. The resort itself was gorgeous. The scene. The the the the ambiance ambiance of everything. The fixtures. Just the rooms. The service was was superb. Oh yeah. I can't remember that dude's name at last day. We was in that pool. He said uh I need to close up. Because we was on the shrimp taco y'all. Yeah. Oh my did you have any of these? I did not. Greg. Mayor was on the state. If if the shrimp tacos made me sick I would have kept eating them anyway. Oh thank you. They was 13 dollars a piece. Yeah. That make you think for a taco they was big. Yeah. And I was just like all right I'll get one. I'll try it. Eighth that thing. I said excuse me. I need two more of these. Yeah. So we was out there at their pool. As soon as I finished the second one. Bring me two more. And another triple. That's probably true. That's true. I did that every day though. Just call it. I died poison. Yeah. Man them damn shrimp tacos. That was grilled cheese. No. He said they were grilled cheese shrimp tacos. So it was mainly the cheese and the sauce that they had on it. But if we had we was eating them the first day. I tried the first day. I was like god dang these things are good. But yeah the only thing I did different was that damn eggs Benedict. Shouldn't have never done that. But like who said the ambiance. It was it was crazy being around all the people. Like y'all know we worked like everybody works together. Being around everybody in that capacity that you either see and you don't get to get to kick it with. Well the people that you never get to kick it with. That you cool with like spice items. Keith Lee. Yvette and Glenn the you know belief. All those people devaluing cadine. We know them. Every time we see them as a good conversation. We hug we talk. We catch up. But to be around everybody in that capacity and not be working. Not doing nothing but having a good time and it was different. It was different. It was it was a dope time. Maddie James. Yeah Maddie James. Yeah Chris. Yeah. They cool people. Yeah. Yeah. It's surprising. Erica. Oh yeah yeah. She down the earth. Yeah. Y'all that's my cousin. I don't care what nobody say. Erica is so damn nice. She's so down the earth. She when you meet her. It's just like oh no you a cousin for real for real. Yeah. Just watching people. That's the first time. Well it ain't the first time but you know how you uh you meet people from social media. Yeah. And you're not expected. I wasn't expected to be like oh that's such a set. Yeah. But I was and they were like oh that's such a set. Oh it's all it was almost like meeting family or whatever. And it was it was a cool feeling. That's how I was. Erica. It was I was going over to like check her hand and introduce myself. And she was like Marcus and ran up a hug man. I was like oh well. A little bit of picture of that. I was excited. But now I didn't know I'm just joking. I didn't expect her to I expected her to be down the earth. It just how warm and welcoming she was. It was just was not expected. Like you meet them people that's like they like met me and angel Meg Kelly roller for first time. It's just like lady you. Do you not know who you are? Yeah. You are that cool. Yeah. Um so yeah it was uh it was a good time y'all. The reception. Y'all I was drunk. Spice Adams kept bringing me drinks. He would not stop. He did. I said man spice don't bring me. Now you're double shot. Yeah double shot. You opening them drink. That wasn't why the name. No you could smell it. Yeah. Those was real drinks. Uh it was a good time though man. I didn't see you that much. I run around. Yeah I realized with the whole wedding party like we didn't really see a lot. Even uh like tab and chance in them only saw them at the actual events. I didn't see them outside of that. Yeah we outside of the events. If your mail was I saw a mail ripping and running. Angel kept trying to help. Yeah if she went with the baby I was with the baby. Yeah I was with the baby because Angel was like please let me know what you want me to do me. Or like let me take something off and you know Angel I was out. She's always trying to help me. I was like no I'm good. I'm good. I'm like you're not good. We see you running around. You look stressed. Yeah. What can we do to relieve some of that? So it was some kids man where it was mainly the baby because McKinley was with her cousins but the baby you know because she wouldn't mess with us. Yeah. She came to me a couple times but she wasn't dealing with Angel at all which was weird. Yeah. I think there were too many people around. She wasn't used to it. Yeah. And I don't like she got to be in my sights. When we were around water man I can't I trust people but Greg the welcome dinner that was I didn't know Mel was standing behind me. So they both come up and know McKinley Mackiah know McKinley waved to wave to me and talked to me for a second and she said I'm gonna look for the dessert. I'll go look at the dessert. I was like okay so they walk off and you know we right there like next to the beach so I'm watching them. Then I turn around then I see Mackiah and I was she keeps walking past the table and I'm in Dr. Steve on he was at the table and I was like I don't like her walking around and ain't nobody watching her. Yeah. So the whole time I'm calling her and literally Mel is directly behind me and I can't see it. So I'm like back come here you don't need to be. You gonna come here? Well this stay right here and I'm like why ain't nobody watching her family like I turned the chair around and I was like oh okay yeah but I didn't like it. I was like no the ocean is right here. Yeah behind me I can hear it. I don't like her walking around. There we are everybody. Oh here come Greg. I'm like well where's McKinley where's Mackiah? All right I can watch then they want me to come over here do I'm like nope I'm gonna be watching my babies. I told her grandparents when she go because we're going to Atlanta. If y'all go swimming watch my baby and her grandpa like what you think? I'm like no no no I want you to know. I'm telling you. So now I don't I won't feel bad when it if anything would happen like they ain't even saying that. She just says no. You best to watch Mackiah. I told Greg a couple weeks ago Angel was taking the boy swimming over at her mom's house to the pool and I was telling Greg I was like hey yeah I ain't just taking him over. He was like well he said I don't leave nobody with my kids you know I don't leave him at the I got to be there and I was like yeah I'm not telling you to drop him off. I'm saying you can take them over. Yeah yeah I ain't driving them off at no pool. Yeah that wasn't what I was saying. Man that's just me my a friend of mine had an incident and I ain't gonna mention it because he's gonna like yeah no I get it. I get it man yeah I was uh I was at a pool party. This is in Kentucky I never forget it and this little girl fell in the pool and we heard the splash and everybody turned around without hesitation one of my boys he he was in the middle of work. He was like on a work call and he just ran and dove in with the phone in his hand and everything. Dang. And pull the pull baby out of the able of confidence so he's like you all right the mama came over girl what were you doing didn't say thank you. Didn't say nothing to this dude. Yeah he done had it and this is this is probably I think I was still living in Kentucky this time so he had like his work pager on his hip his phone fully clothed. We had a barbecue and we all looking at her like yeah are you gonna thank his man? Well like but that's just what happens when we hear you know you hear you around water you got kids around as a parent you hear his splash. His first thing you do is react. Can y'all remember back when y'all was kids man we had a community pool in the neighborhood. There was never the lifeguard was one of us like he was he might have been five years older than the oldest kid there but he was just kicking it. No parents would be at the community pool. I know I done almost drowned three times at that pool growing up. My older brother was like yeah I almost died in that pool. Luckily because man we would put folks on our shoulders and go running back and close line them off shark in the middle. Yeah everything. So we call it a gator. Is that the hole where you swim? They got to jump over you. Yeah yeah yeah we got it. Man we used to do so much in that pool unsupervised. I'm talking about I'm surprised ain't none of us. Now I mean we floating in the water in the damn turd floating by. I'm like who the hell shit in the pool. I'm next to Friday. One of the Fridays at Bloop Bloop Bloop Bloop and the turd hit me today. That happened in the pool. This shit in the pool. You like the hell going on. I got I got I got I had a couple of scares but because it was the the age range was so vast like we all came up in groups. So like it's me and my cousin me and her are around the same age. Like we couple months apart and there's a few other cousins a couple months apart. The next age group my sister. So we all it was always a wide age age range. So everybody even though we probably did some stupid danger shit nobody was ever in danger of like drowning or getting hurt or anything. You probably got hurt because we definitely did some stupid yeah people definitely got hurt. But nothing like life threatening because it's like hey no no she don't know how sweet man good you know what I'm saying. Oh these. But you were that we weren't in this is out in the country. Okay. This weren't out the neighborhood pool where it just ran them kids from down the street. Yeah. So we made it a little different. We had some life threatening situations but there ain't nobody to go. And I ain't about to let my baby go by itself. Damn it. Yeah. Baby. Moving on with moving. You got something else? No no I said we was going to talk about the summer. Oh just the summer period. And we got podcast update. Oh yeah we got update with that. Summertime kids going to Atlanta for about a month. Me and Mel are going to come back kick it and have the house to ourselves and go pick up the babies after I think June July August it should be I say August the kids going to be back. But we're going to go drop them off. My renters in Atlanta finally moved out and I'm sad about it. Yeah that was a good runner. Man I would I would literally I take 500 off rent. Man y'all just stay. Yeah just stay because they they cut the grass do change the thermostat himself. Then they do something with the water heater or something. Fire pit in the back. He changed the thermostat on the water heater. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Man they were they superb and now I got to go get it ready. Hopefully I ain't got no squatters y'all. Ain't nobody living in there now. Seeing squatters know how I try to write people. Y'all hey we get there and I got some squatters. It's it's on the poppin. I ain't even gonna ask no questions. Get out of here. Hopefully they don't be mad but yeah. We similar with us we uh I'll be down. I'm sorry y'all hopefully it's still y'all about to say do we need to check let me see. Now I'd be right here. No no it was uh this recording on this one. That was uh that was a patreon phone. We goochi. Oh yeah it's good. Uh what's it gonna say. Oh yeah we doing similar thing. We taking the kids to Kentucky. They'll be there for almost a month um and but me and angel we ain't gonna be at the house. We gonna be traveling for basically the whole month of July. We got uh we dropping the kids off in Kentucky. Yep. We leaving Kentucky going down to New Orleans to Essence. We going from Essence back to LA for a day I think. Then we going from LA to New York. New York to Dominican Republic for anniversary. Oh shit. Dominican Republic to Paris. Oh go on in Paris. Uh some uh it's a uh that's work. Oh okay. So we only gonna we ain't gonna be areas like three four days maybe three days. Okay. Born from Paris back to Dominican Republic for her cousin's uh wedding from Dominican Republic back to Kentucky. Pick up the boys back to LA and by that time it'll be the end of August. It'll be end of July. Yeah. Yeah that's stop. Yeah. Nine. Hopefully. Hopefully your situation be sick. It's running right now y'all don't know. Yeah I was early. It was like yeah. Growling stuff. I don't know if only I uh past for three days even though if it's for work that's still cool. Yeah no I ain't mad about it. You ain't about to be worried the whole time. Nah I ain't mad about it at all. Uh yeah so I'm yeah I'm excited about that. Um that's the other thing I was mad about at the resort though is because you know I ain't walking around being on my feet for a long time I can't do right now. Usually if I'm at a resort I explore every square inch. Oh yeah. I go on the do not enters. I go every single little room or every single little activity. I want to look at it. I want to check it out. I'd be knowing places like the back of my hand before I leave. I didn't get to do none of that. You know. I saw stuff off in the distance like man they look their little situation. They said it like overlooks the ocean. Yup. I didn't get to look at them. Oh you didn't get up. Get up up. I ain't do no walking that I didn't have to do. I'm mad man because that's how I do is walk. I played pickleball for the first time. Yeah. And pickleball is fun. Hey I would join a club and play pickleball. Pickleball is a man. I was like this is what's up. What you over there? What you over there with us with the Val. Let's talk about playing. No. What do you say? He said. He came back. He was mad. He said he was over a player. He said man this English dude came in there. We playing. So I'm killing him. I'm beating him like nah and then nothing. Then all of a sudden he starts throwing all these trick moves and I can't score no more. And I'm mad. Because you British you talk with the accent like that was mad right. So then a couple hours later this we all at the pool at this point. So more people come. And he was like uh then we over there talking. He was like yeah he him. The fact that we knew who they do. It was Jackie. It was Jackie Y'all just asked the dude that they made. I don't know. Me neither. I don't know if they married anyway it was him. And I was like we were like hold on. The fact that we all know. It was like that was like yeah man it was. Also pickleball is a sport where you feel like I can't be beating this. You can't beat me in this. And so I see what's about coming from. Play somebody. Know how to put a spin on it. Yeah no. That's what I was thinking. Because I was playing my brother. I was like I wonder if you could put spin on it like you play ping pong. And how you can uh uh. Yeah Dennis shot. What? Dennis. That's his name. Oh Dennis. Uh yeah I was wondering if you could put spins and all that other stuff. We didn't know the rules. We were just playing. Apparently you can spin. Yeah. You can manipulate their ball. After that you can do whatever you want. Getting his ass. Yeah buddy. Because ping pong when I played. Okay that is a husband. I wasn't sure. Brendan. Brendan. Where is he? Put a spin on that ball. And then you have to reverse the spin for it to go straight. Yeah. And I was like I hit it in the ball of bounces while I'm left with the hand. I've never played the right way. I just did be two of us and we don't know what we doing. Yeah. Our objective is make sure the other one can hit the ball. I think I'm gonna join a pickle ball team or something. I want to and it was exercise. Yeah I like that. I like the football situation. Yeah pick you play a hand ball. Never play a hand ball. I played that before. Aleem is actually really good at that. Hmm. Never played. Don't even understand what hand ball was subject. Basically. I've seen it. Without a rat. Yeah. You just hit it against the ball. I mean hit a wall. And you try to get them to miss it. Or whatever. Again I've played with people we didn't know what it was doing. With our objective. You play ping pong with somebody. Yep. You just hit it to make sure they can hit it back to you. You get it something like ego. Yeah. We doing it. That's funny. I pick a ball though. I think I'm gonna end up finding me a group. Uh I get a group with you man. I might get a group with you. All right. Give your back and knees need to be. See that's it's Gucci. That's the thing about y'all tall suckers. Y'all be. Yeah. Oh yeah I had a doctor's appointment man. Had an M.R. Hold on. We ain't been here since the emergency room situation. Have we? No we haven't. Oh yeah I ain't gonna go into the detail all the details. Y'all long story short. Something happened with my back. You said it on what you call it though. Is it gonna cause argument? Okay yeah we talked about it on there. You explained it to the emergency room and all of that stuff. Since then. So yesterday had a doctor's appointment. They looked at the M.R.I. and everything. Doctor he was very hopeful. He was like oh he gave me three options. He said we could wait it out. He said we could do the surgery. The surgery. He said which I for you it'll be very simple. We just go in and remove this. You'll be good. We could do the shot. I'm not doing the shot. The shot ain't really doing nothing but numbing the the situation. I'm like I want it fixed. I don't want to numb nothing. And I don't want to do myself a disservice. Like oh I feel better and you know it ain't actually fixed. But he was very hopeful but regardless I got away the month anyway. So I ordered an inverter table. Oh cool. And you don't know I'm traveling with it. I don't know how far I got to break it down but it's going in the checked luggage. And I'm gonna be hanging upside down and all these different places. Don't get stuck upside down. Can't pull yourself back up. Oh yeah. Thank you. I'm strong as hell right now with my own body weight. Because I'm light as hell. I'm light as a feeling. That's hilarious. I need one of those too. Because it helps decompress your spine right? Yeah. And that's all it is. It's like literally the vertebrae is close together like that and the disc is herniated out and like going down. So he said a lot of times it'll the body will just absorb that. But my goal is I asked him about the inverter table if I were to decompress. He said yeah that'll definitely help everything go back to where it was. He was like and even if it don't we just go in and remove that and you'll be good. He says 45-minute surgery you go home a day. But he's like he gave me all the options. He said if you weren't if you hadn't been going through this for two months I would say absolutely not. We're not doing surgery. He said but because it's been two months he said that's still a gray area you don't really need to do it. He said but if you want to fix right right now because it's been two months we can do that. Yeah. But he was like this is uh he didn't make me feel bad because I'm like man I got all this numbness everywhere weakness. I'm like man what is going on. He said none of this is serious. He said the pain is serious. He said I get that but he said your injury he said is not serious. It's nothing to be worried about. He said it's just about what we're gonna do to get you back to where you were. I said all right cool. Bed. Bed. I still be worried. I hate hospitals period. All that surgery, blood, shots. Oh yeah I don't like none of it. The IV. When they put the IV in your arm you just got to watch your blood go on the IV and just sit there like they're like ah. See I got to watch when I get shots. I ain't never had an IV but when I get shots I have to look and watch the needle go in because if I don't look it's just a sting and I'm like I'm like no I got to see it. I can't. There's like you want to look away? No I need to watch. All right yeah because I got big ass veins if you miss I'm gonna slap shit out just need to answer somebody different. I got crack head veins. Okay what? I just- But uh oh oh thank you. We're in there now. Yeah I ain't never had an IV though. It's blood drawn though but I ain't never had an IV. IV it's like you're afraid to move your arm and you go to sleep and you're like oh oh because all my mind thinks it's all my mind be thinking about if it breaks off in my arm or something or something crazy. Oh yeah. It's a whole bunch of just being scared about stuff. Anyway moving on. Moving on. Since we talking about weddings there's this story about this husband and wife they get married and on their wedding day though uh wife's sister has goes into birth. Look I say goes into birth goes into labor with her child obviously. The husband says okay you know have your baby. We going on our honeymoon. We be back. We out of here. His wife sister of the lady having a baby stays back and says no I want to be with my sister. This is her first child or whatever number child it is uh I'm not going. The husband goes without her and I am on the side of the husband because the lady having a baby if I heard it correctly her baby daddy slash I think it was I think it was her husband is in the picture and is there with her at the hospital. The sister just wants to be there for support as if her sister won't be there after her honeymoon. So it wasn't nothing life threatening what she wasn't in though having no pregnancy complications. She was like oh my niece and nephew about to be born I'm gonna be there. Yeah. I'm gonna. And y'all know good and well honeymoon. They probably done playing this out. Spent thousands of dollars. Ain't no more refunding flights bags packed. Your emotions you just ready to go and you telling me you about to stay back with your sister your sister and her husband or baby daddy. Come on man. I'll be I'll be I'll be I'll be pissed and I'll be gone. I'll be I'm on vacation. Yep. I'm gonna. And man when I especially if ain't nothing life threatening like it ain't nothing serious if it's just oh you had a healthy prayer. Oh you bet you about to go in a label we about to leave. Let me get out of here. I see you when I get back and you FaceTime. We got FaceTime. FaceTime. If I ain't even think about that. And also or duo whatever the the sister having the baby. She needed to be like girl get the hell on out of here. Why are you I got my man or whoever else some friends or whatever go and have your honeymoon. That's and y'all know guys. Let me take my glasses off. Y'all know good and well. Y'all know good and well. Why we go on these trips? Yeah. It's for them cheeks. Hey. Cabo cheeks. The outdoor shower. Yeah. They we gave that shower. Just splashing. Having fun. Whoo. Splish splash. Have you seen what's that song? I was taking the bag. Yeah. That's why we go on these trips. We ain't going on it just to be on the alpha tower. Cool. Oh this. You like that, baby. Yeah. You like it, right? All right. We get to get it all right. Remember you like that because that's why we going and she screwed that up for him. He could have he went by himself and he's sitting in that room like man what though. Yeah, that was I don't understand that. Look, I had one of my closest friends growing up probably my one of my oldest friends growing up when he got married. He got married. They were going on their honeymoon and his dad had been sick and his dad was like you know they was going to put everything on hold and his dad was like you need to go enjoy your honeymoon because y'all need to keep postponing. I won't be here when you get back but I want you to go enjoy yourself and I'm gonna be mad if y'all don't go. Simple as that. Yeah. They went on their honeymoon his dad passed away while they was gone and they was both accepting. If something like that can go down. Yeah. And you just had a regular or ain't no prank me. See you regular but come on. Yeah, they healthy. Yeah. Oh, let me this hit home for your boy. Me and Mel are on the the next day after I went and we're on the elevator going to the airport. We get a call from my little brother's ex-wife saying hey Gary's been in an accident at work and my brother works at an airport around conveyor belts. His conveyor belts are they are scary y'all. His lanyard got stuck in the conveyor belt and it sucked him in the conveyor belt so he puts his arm something happened with that breakaway he was telling me they gave him one and something happened and he replaced it and it wasn't one but it sucked him in and he was like shit so he was like he was trying to break it off but it wasn't break so he sticks his arm in to prevent it from sucking him in sucking his head in. Man that conveyor belt took like a softball size of meat y'all out of his arm and they we on the elevator they telling me this I would man there's no my little brother could be wrong about anything and I will sacrifice it all for that dude so that's how I feel about my expression my little brother is it's yeah I'll risk it all for him so she's telling me this and no no she's talking to Mel on the phone so Mel's telling me and I'm like what and so we I'm thinking he's about to have his arm amputated or something man that was so that was because I'm about to go to the hospital see my brother everything so I'm like man put where's he at and they finally gave him for you like yeah I'm straight so you can go show there ain't nothing to it I was like all right you for real here like yeah they said that I'm gonna have some nerd damage but bro you can go I'm like all right bet I was gone yeah but that happened present time like this was life-threatening holding his arm that was wild that wild y'all conveyor belts escalators elevators those that machine I've seen some stuff that I don't care to talk about yeah I've heard some stories I've seen the looks on people's faces that they're telling me these stories of these horrible things that machinery will not stop unless a button is pushed yep imagine I ain't even gonna talk about that that stuff is dangerous yeah people have no idea yeah they I don't talk to way too many technicians and then just like they all got stories like yeah this dude he quid I'll be like man where's so-and-so I'm like what like stories I wish I didn't hear things I wish I didn't see yeah and they get paid and that's why they get paid the money they get paid because you ain't you might not come home after that shift because those like you said those machines don't stop they don't know when it's not just crazy but anyway that lady messed up she messed she messed up all of us and experience her own experience I'm giving you in papers I get back yeah that's that's what I'm like hold up well we need to reevaluate always a thinking because what made you think your system more important than our honeymoon you already put me on the back burner and we just got married right that's red flag all day you about the shit like I said he might enjoy himself on vacation because I would have been like all right enjoy myself I could see like I said if it was uh if it was something like hey like this is we don't know how how this is going to turn out yeah or you know something like for real like a serious condition yeah but you just go out just come on now and then you don't even know if she gonna have the baby because labor can be twenty four thirty four yeah I could have been back but she could have just had gas yeah like all I ain't in labor yeah she could have dilated and dilated what is it uh the service could have opened up and then closed back all type of stuff didn't be like oh yeah she ain't in labor so I'm gonna come meet you now I'm gonna stay where you at yeah oh yeah oh yeah I'm like yeah now are you good yeah you good yeah yeah give it a round that's rounds on me y'all dang you know that saving for the honeymoon planning that's it be some exciting planning for that dude people maybe get get excited about that stuff and then you gonna say yeah I'm excited about the whole summer and then you planning around her cycle she gonna no cycle on it oh yeah oh yeah we didn't cycle that's what the showers for we would yeah you know you know him and you'll be on some other stuff that first day now I like if I can talk her into a shower like hey we can just go with the shower you know like the kind of like uh I don't know what you call them heavy or aggressive yeah heavy cycle she don't have them tight like she don't the mood swings and she don't have none of that stuff that's great that's cool uh who we both said uh hey how much time we got left is that a I don't know that's 52 so that's all we really got for the day yeah but real quick we got an update yeah we got an update y'all so as y'all know and it's thick in here right now because y'all ain't got nothing else going look at me uh as y'all know we've been doing this podcast for two years oh yeah two years y'all and it's literally just time that we putting into it we're not getting anything out of this and we got to we gonna have to do some things y'all so we going on vacation this is the last this is the last episode that we gonna have until probably august sometime in august yep and we might do the month of august and then we gonna have to close this thing out y'all yeah because we ain't getting we ain't we don't try to get sponsors we ain't got no sponsors this is time and energy editing posting that we putting into this every single week and we ain't getting nothing out of it we got y'all though we got y'all i love the community and i love just talking now y'all gonna get more stuff yeah yeah it's a lot of y'all saw i was on uh i went out on some of y'all may have saw i went live yesterday when i was out cruising in the continental and that's the uh that that's me troubleshooting some stuff that i that i'm working on right now but uh but yeah y'all we uh we gonna have to close this thing out because we literally we put a lot of time into this and we ain't getting nothing out of it other than y'all y'all the best part we got good engagement we do i do notice that like our engagement is like when you compare views to comments yeah it's probably the best out of our entire community yep i believe that like here's a thing they got good engagement but you know they also have a hundred thousand views and they'll have X amount of comments but if you do the ratio of views versus comments we we killing everybody so we do appreciate that uh yeah but thing thing thing needs to be and it's been it's really been two years uh it flew by uh hey i ain't going back to nobody's airport y'all trust me on that y'all just gonna get some different stuff that to hopefully work yeah we got to revamp sometimes we can't keep just putting time and and energy into something that ain't we not getting anything back from so that's me trying to revamp to keep y'all entertained i can't entertain y'all at the airport yeah we'll just revamp some things we don't know we might come in here and rebuild a whole new set and start a whole new show for a whole new vibe whole new content um hey hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up time out time out what happened somebody said Felicia said kev done rubbed off on y'all let me tell you what we don't cancel shit that's successful let me put that shit out there right now we don't cancel a shit that is successful that ain't happening uh man let us been running three four five ads let's been running one ad we were kept this shit going something to show progression yeah something to show progression we on is shit that is successful i'll take offense to that ashenate or was it tempting with you julicia or felicia bop felicia now we gonna uh we just got more stuff going to y'all know if y'all see uh i'm not a little the jury yeah it's up and popping and y'all know the wings and riders we doing our thing and i'm working on uh more stuff um and y'all just gonna get something different yeah we ain't gone y'all just gonna get something different yeah that's how it is that just gonna free us up to do different things to pull y'all in and not just the usual and whatever comes of it uh our wheels are always turning so it might be another show with us both on the show but it's just gonna be a different gonna go for some cigarettes and i could definitely y'all ignorant boy it did different show different vibe we might start doing something else together y'all you never know that's how it is we just uh yeah we got to we came into this like all right we can we can try to get some ads we had a couple couple times it came close yeah and it's literally me setting down group setting down trying to come up with topics me editing and posting and that's it y'all we just putting time and effort into it yeah we just we really need to brainstorm and attack it from a different angle yeah and uh yeah that's basically it but two-year run y'all we did us two years every week if y'all remember we started on we was getting 50-60,000 views oh yeah we still couldn't get no damn sponsor yeah well showing up it's because we don't talk that crazy crazy we're not going to yeah last episode on this ain't the last one we're gonna we're gonna come back in August but we might do every week in August right yeah that would you something like yeah we'll see yeah we'll play back and then you never know oh we might get 10 up 10 10 sponsors in August and be like hey hey we back we didn't be back pour it up baby pour it up that'll be the celebrate we gonna kill both of these yeah we can do a late night yeah we can do a late night yeah spill all the spill everything by the way let me tell y'all what's up yeah but we gonna we like I said we revamp we doing other things y'all gonna get something else uh we just got to figure out the whatever it is to get us some revenue to help pay for pay for our time what what do they say um whyding whyding your net spreading it yeah we need to diversify our bond yeah we got to spread the net we got to put the fillers out and see what's up yeah yeah because I think we we've reached our potential doing this yeah and now it's time to try to uh grow grow we see what this does now we're going to reach out and try to see what other things can happen you know yeah absolutely yeah yeah but you're gonna love know what they're trying you can catch me on IG that's g-double-oh-l-z-b-y building with goose on youtube and I'm not a lawyer but the debrief on youtube um yeah absolutely y'all can find me on instagram mark is on the grand facebook and mark is on the book tick tock a taint on top and hey the building buddy butter is gonna be about to be sold out for the summer because I don't I won't be in town to make more so what we have in stock uh that's just what's in stock and it's gonna when once it runs out when I when I get back in town in august I will re-up everything and uh who knows queen shit might drop it by the end my only fans is coming though and i'm hairless chimpanzee oh that coming you better believe it no but we gonna we gonna make it do what to do y'all we gonna get something going y'all just gonna get something different something new and improved till next time we'll holler back at y'all [Music] [BLANK_AUDIO]