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08 - The Odyssey - Homer
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Alsiness led the way to the Phaetian Place of Assembly, which was near the ships. When they got there, they sat down side by side on a seat of polished stone, while Minerva took the form of one of Alsiness's servants. And went round the town in order to help Ulysses to get home. She went up to the citizens, man by man, and said, Alderman and town counselors at the Phaetians. Come to the assembly, all of you, and listen to the stranger who has just come off a long voyage to the House of King Alsiness. He looks like an immortal God. With these words, she made them all want to come, and they flocked to the assembly till seats and standing room were alike crowded. Everyone was struck with the appearance of Ulysses. From Minerva had beautified him about the head and shoulders, making him look taller and stouter than he really was, that he might impress the Phaetians favorably as being a very remarkable man, and might come off well in the many trials of skill to which they would challenge him. Then, when they were all together, Alsiness spoke. Hear me, said he, Alderman and town counselors at the Phaetians, that I may speak even as I am minded. This stranger, whoever he may be, has found his way to my house from somewhere or other east or west. He wants an escort and wishes to have the matter settled. Let us then get one ready for him as we have done for others before him. Indeed, no one has ever yet come to my house who has been able to complain of me not speeding him on his way soon enough. Let us draw a ship into the sea, one that has never yet made a voyage and man her with two and fifty of our smartest young sailors. Then, when you have made fast the oars each by his own seat, leave the ship and come to my house to prepare a feast. I will find you in everything. I am giving these instructions to the young men who will form the crew. For as regards you, Alderman and town counselors, you will join me in entertaining our guests in the cloisters. I can take no excuses, and we will have Demodocus to sing for us. For there was no Bard like him, whatever he may choose to sing about. Alsiness then led the way, and the others followed after, while a servant went to fetch Demodocus. The fifty-two picked oarsmen went to the sea shore as they had been told, and when they got there, they drew the ship into the water, got her mast in sails inside her, bound the oars to the full pins with twisted thongs of leather, all in due course, and spread the white sails aloft. They moored the vessel a little way out from land, and then came on shore and went to the house of King Alsiness. The outhouses, yards, and all the precincts were filled with crowds of men and great multitudes, both old and young, and Alsiness killed them a dozen sheep, eight full-grown pigs, and two oxen. These were skinned and dressed, so as to provide a magnificent banquet. The servant presently led in the famous Bard, Demodocus, whom the muse had dearly loved, but to whom she had given both good and evil. For though she had endowed him with a divine gift of song, she had robbed him of his eyesight. Pontinus set a seat for him among the guests, leading it up against a bearing post. He hung the lyre for him on a peg over his head, and showed him where he was to fill for it with his hands. He also set a fair table with a basket of victuals by his side, and a cup of wine from which he might drink whenever he was so disposed. The company then laid their hands upon the good things that were before them, but as soon as they had enough to eat and drink, the muse inspired Demodocus to sing the feats of heroes, and more especially, a matter that was in the mouths of all men, to wit the quarrel between Achilles and Ulysses, and the fierce words that they heaped on one another as they sat together at a banquet. But Agamendon was glad when he heard his chieftains quarrelling with one another, for Apollo had foretold this at Pitho, when he crossed the stone floor to consult the oracle. Here was the beginning of the evil that was by the will of Jove, fell upon the Danians and Trojans. Thus sang the bard, but Ulysses drew his purple mantle over his head, and covered his face, for he was ashamed to let the fayation see that he was weeping. When the bard left off singing, he wiped his tears from his eyes, uncovered his face, and taking his cup, made a drink offering to the gods. But when the fayations pressed Demodocus to sing further, for they delighted in his lays, then Ulysses again drew them his mantle over his head and wept bitterly. No one noticed his distress, except Alsiness, who was sitting near him, and heard the heavy sighs that he was heaving. So he at once said, Alderman and town councilors of the fayations, we have had enough now, both of the feast and of the minstory, that is its due accompaniment. Let us proceed therefore to the athletic sports, so that our guests on his return home may be able to tell his friends how much we surpass all other nations as boxers, wrestlers, jumpers, and runners. With these words he led the way, and the others followed after. A servant hung Demodocus's liar on its peg for him, and led him out of the cloister, and set him on the same way, is that along which all the chief men of the fayations were going to see the sports. A crowd of several thousands of people followed them, and there were many excellent competitors for all the prizes. Ecoronius, Achilles, Alatrius, Nadeus, Primnius, and Calus, Aretnius, Pontius, Prorius, Thune, Anabesius, and Emphilius, son of Polinius, son of Tecton. There were also Aurelius, son of Nablus, who was like Mars himself, and was the best looking man among the fayations, except Lautomus. Three sons of Alsinus, Lautomus, Halios, and Clitonius competed also. The foot races came first, the course was set out for them from the starting post, and they raised a dust upon the plane as they all flew forward at the same moment. Clitonius came in first, a long way, he left everyone else behind him by the length of the furrow that a couple of mules can plow in a fallow field. They then turned to the painful art of wrestling, and here, Euryalis proved to be the best man, Emphilius excelled all the others in jumping, while at throwing the disc there was no one who could approach Alatrius. Alsinus' son, Lautomus, was the best boxer, and he it was, who presently said, when they had all been diverted with the games, let us ask the stranger whether he excels in any of these sports. He seems very powerfully built, his thighs, calves, hands, and neck are all of prodigious strength, nor is he at all old, but he has suffered much lately, and there is nothing like the sea for making havoc with a man, no matter how strong he is. "You're quite right," Lautomus replied, "Euryalis, go up to your guest and speak to him about it yourself." When Lautomus heard this, he made his way into the middle of the crowd and said to Ulysses, "I hope, sir, that you will enter yourself for some one or other of our competitions, if you are skilled in any of them, and you must have gone in for many a one before now. "There is nothing that does anyone so much credit all his life long as the showing himself a proper man with his hands and feet. "Have a try, therefore, at something, and banish all sorrow from your mind. Your return home will not be long delayed, for the ship is already drawn into the water, and the crew is found." Ulysses answered, "Lautomus, why do you taunt me in this way? My mind is set rather on cares than contests. I have been through infinite trouble, and come among you now as a supplement, "praying your king and people to further me on my return home. Then, Uuryalis, reviling him outright," said, "I gather, then, that you are unskilled, in any of the many sports the men generally delight in. I suppose that you are one of those grasping traders that go about in ships, as captains or merchants and who think of nothing but their outward freights and homeward cargoes. "That does not seem to be much of the athlete about you. For shame, sir," answered Ulysses fiercely, "you are an insolent fellow. So true is it that the gods do not grace all men alike in speech, person, and understanding. One man may be weak of presence, but heaven has adorned this with such a good conversation that he charms everyone who sees him. "His honeyed moderation carries his hearers with him, so that he is a leader in all assemblies of his fellows. Wherever he goes he has looked upon to. "Another may be as handsome as a god, but his good looks are not crowned with discretion. This is your case. No god could make a finder looking fellow than you are, but you are a fool. "Your ill judge for Marx had made me exceedingly angry, and you are quite mistaken, for I excel in the great many athletic exercises. Indeed, so long as I had youth in strength, I was among the first athletes at the age. "Now, however, I am worn out by labor and sorrow, for I have gone through much, both on the field of battle and by the waves of the sea. Still, in spite of all this, I will compete, for your taunts have stung me to the quick." "So he hurried up, without even taking his cloak off, and seized the disc, larger, more massive, and much heavier than those used by the fayations, when distrowing among themselves. Then, swinging it back, he threw it from his brawny hand, and made a humming sound in the air as he did so. "The fayations quailed beneath the rushing of its flight as it sped gracefully from his hand, and flew beyond any mark that had been made yet. "Menerval, in the form of a man, came and marked the place where it had been fallen. A blind man, sir, said she, could easily tell your mark by groping for it. It is so far ahead of any other. You may make your mind easy about this contest, for no fayation can come near to such a throw as yours. "Yolissis was glad, when he had found a friend among the onlookers, for he had begun to speak more pleasantly. Young men said he, come up to that throw if you can, and I will throw another disc as heavy, or even heavier. If anyone wants to have a bout with me, let him come on, for I am exceedingly angry. I will box, wrestle, or run. I do not care what it is. "For any man among you, all except loudomous. But not with him, because I am his guest, and one cannot compete with one's own personal friend. "At least, I do not think it a prudent or sensible thing for a guest to challenge his host's family at any game, especially when he is in a foreign country. He will cut the ground from under his own feet if he does. But I will make no exception as regards anyone else, for I want to have the matter out, and know which is the best man. "I am a good hand at every kind of athletic sport known among mankind. I am an excellent archer. In battle, I am always the first to bring a man down with my arrow, no matter how many more are taking aim at him alongside of me. "Floctities was the only man who could shoot better than me when we Achaeans were before Troy and in practice. I far excel, everyone else in the whole world, of those who still eat bread upon the face of the earth. But I should not like to shoot against the mighty deed, such as Hercules, or Arictus, the Ochallion, men who could shoot against the gods themselves. This in fact is how Arictus came prematurely by his end, for Apollo was angry with him and killed him because he challenged him as an archer. "I can throw a dart faster than anyone else can shoot an arrow. Running is the only point in respect of which I am afraid some of the Phoenicians might beat me. For I have been brought down very low at sea. My provisions run short, and therefore I am still weak." They all held their peace except King Elsonus who began, "Sir, we have had much pleasure in hearing all that you have told us. From which I understand that you are willing to show your prowess as having been displeased with some of our insolent remarks that have been made to you by one of our athletes, and which could never have been uttered by anyone who knows how to talk with propriety. I hope you will apprehend my meeting, and will explain to any one of your chief men who may be dining with yourself and your family when you get home, that we have an hereditary aptitude for accomplishments of all kinds. We are not particularly remarkable for our boxing, nor yet as wrestlers, but we are singularly fleet of foot and are excellent sailors. We are extremely fond of good dinners, music and dancing. We also like frequent changes of linen, warm baths and good beds. So now, please, some of you who are the best dancers set about dancing, that our guests, on his return home, may be able to tell his friends how much we surpass all other nations as sailors, runners, dancers and minstrels. Demodocus has left his liar at my house, so run some one or other of you and fetch it for him. On this, a servant hurried off to bring the liar from the king's house, and the nine men who had been chosen as stewards stood forward. It was their business to manage everything connected with the sports, so they made the ground smooth and marked a wide space for the dancers. Presently, the servant came back with Demodocus's liar, and he took his place in the midst of them, whereupon the best young dancers in the town began to foot and tripped so numbly that Ulysses was delighted with the merry twinkling of their feet. Meanwhile, the bard had begun to sing the loves of Venus and Mars, and how they first began their intrigue in the house of Vulcan. Mars made Venus many presents, and defiled King Vulcan's marriage bed, so the son, who saw what they were about, told Vulcan. Vulcan was very angry when he heard such dreadful news, so he went to his smitty, brooding mischief, got his great anaphone to its place, and begin to forge some change which none could unloose or break, so that he might stay in that place. When he had finished his snare, he went off to his bedroom, and festooned the bed posts all over with chains like cobwebs. He also let many hang down from the great beam of the ceiling. Not even a god could see them so fine and subtle were they. As soon as he had spread the chains all over the bed, he made as though he were setting off for the fair state of lumnus, which of all places in the world was the one he was the most fond of. But Mars kept no blind lookout, and as soon as he saw him start, hurried off to his house, burning with love for Venus. Now Venus had just come in from a visit to her father, Jove, and was sitting down when Mars came inside the house and said, as he took her hand to his own, let us go to the couch of Vulcan. He is not at home, but has gone off to lumnus among the sentience whose speech is barbarous. She was nothing loath, so they went to the couch to take their rest, whereupon they were caught in the toils, which cunning Vulcan had spread for them, and could neither get up nor stir hand or foot. But found too late that they were in a trap. Then Vulcan came up to them, for he had turned back before reaching lumnus, when his scout, the son, told him what was going on. He was in a furious passion, and stood in the vestibule, making a dreadful noise as he shouted to all the gods. "Father Jove," he cried, "and all you other blessed gods who live forever. Come here and see the ridiculous and disgraceful sight which I will show you. Jove's daughter, Venus, is always dishonoring me because I am lame. She is in love with Mars, who is handsome and clean-built, whereas I am a cripple. But my parents are to blame for that. Not I. They ought never to have begotten me. Come and see the pair together asleep on my bed. It makes me furious to look at them. They are very fond of one another, but I do not think that they will lie there longer than they can help, nor do I think that they will sleep much. There, however, they will stay till her father has repaid me the son I gave him for his baggage of a daughter, who is fair, but not honest. On this the gods gathered to the house of Vulcan. Earth encircling Neptune came, and Mercury, the bringer of luck, and King Apollo. But the goddesses stayed at home, all of them, for shame. Then the giver of all good things stood in the doorway. And the blessed gods roared with inextinguishable laughter, as they saw how cunning Vulcan had been. Where on one would turn towards his neighbor, saying, "Ildeeds do not prosper, and the weak is confound the strong. See how limping Vulcan lame as he is has caught Mars, who is the fleetest god in heaven, and now Mars will be cast in heavy damages." Thus did they converse, but King Apollo said to Mercury, messenger Mercury, giver of good things. You would not care how strong the chains were, would you, if you could sleep with Venus? King Apollo answered Mercury, "I only wish I might get the chance, though there were three times as many chains, and you might look on, all of you, gods and goddesses, but I would sleep with her if I could." The immortal gods burst out laughing as they heard him, but Neptune took it all seriously and kept imploring Vulcan to set Mars free again. "Let him go," he cried, "and I will undertake, as you require, that he shall pay you all the damages that you are held responsible among the immortal gods." "Do not," replied Vulcan, "ask me to do this. A bad man's bond is bad security. What remedy could I enforce against you if Mars should go away and leave his debts behind him, along with his chains?" "Valken," said Neptune, "if Mars goes away without repaying his damages, I will pay you myself." So Vulcan answered, "in this case, I cannot and must not refuse you." Thereon, he loosed the bonds that bound them, and as soon as they were free they scampered off, Mars to Thrace, and the laughter-loving Venus to Cyprus, and to Paphos, whereas her grove and her altar fragrant with burnt offerings. Here the Grace is bathed her, and in order to her with oil of ambrosia, such as the immortal gods make use of, and they clothed her in raiment of the most enchanting beauty. Thus sang the Bard, and both Ulysses and the seafaring foations were charmed as they heard him. Then Alsinus told Lautomus and Helius to dance alone, for there was no one to compete with them. So they took a red ball, which Polybius had made for them, and one of them bent himself backwards, and threw it up towards the clouds, while the other jumped from off-growth the ground and caught it with ease before it came down again. When they had done throwing the ball straight up into the air, they began to dance, and at the same time kept on throwing it backwards and forwards to one another, while all the young men in the ring applauded and made a great stamping of their feet. Then Ulysses said, "King Alsinus, you said your people were the nimblest dancers in the world, and so indeed they have proved themselves to be so; I am astonished, even as I saw them." The king was delighted at all this, and exclaimed to the foations, "Ulderman and town counselors, our guests seems to be a person of singular judgment. Let us give him proof of our hospitality, as he may reasonably expect. There are twelve chief men among you, and counting myself, there are thirteen. Contribute each of you a clean cloak, a shirt, and a talent of fine gold. Let us give him all this, and a lump down at once, so that when he gets a supper he may do so with a light heart. As for Urelius, he will have to make a far more apology, and a present too, for he has been rude. Thus did he speak, the others, all of them applauded him, and sent their servants to fenched presence. Then Urelius said, "King Alsinus, I will give the stranger all the satisfaction you require. He shall have my sword, which is a bronze, all but the hilt, which is of silver. I will also give him the scabbard, which is newly sawed ivory into which it fits. It will be worth a great deal to him." As he spoke, he placed the sword in the hand of Ulysses and said, "Good luck to you, father stranger. If anything has been said amiss, may the winds blow it away with that, and may heaven grant you a safe return, for I understand you have been a long way away from home, and have gone through much hardship." To which Ulysses answered, "Good luck to you too, my friends, and may the gods grant you every happiness. I hope you will not miss the sword you have given me along with your apology." With these words, he girded the sword about his shoulders, and toward sundown, the presents began to make their appearance, as the servants of the donors kept bringing them to the house of King Alsinus. He or her sons received them and placed them under their mother's charge. Then Alsinus led the way to the house and bade his guests to take their seats. Wife said he, turning the Queen Orette, "Go fetch the best chest we have, and put a clean cloak and shirt in it. Also set a copper on the fire and heat some water. Our guests will take a warm bath. See also to the careful packing of the presents, that the noble fations that made him. He will thus better enjoy both his supper and the singing that will follow. I shall myself give him this golden goblet, which is of exquisite workmanship, that he may be reminded of me for the rest of his life, whenever he makes a drink offering to Jove, or to any of the gods." Then Alsinus told her maids to set a large tripod upon the fire as fast as they could. Whereon they set a tripod full of bathwater onto a clear fire. They threw on sticks to make it blaze, and when the water became hot, as the flame played upon the belly of the tripod. Meanwhile, Orette brought a magnificent chest from her own room, and inside it she packed all the beautiful presents of gold and the raiment, which the fosions had brought. Classily, she added a cloak and a good shirt from Alsinus and said to Ulysses, "See to the lid yourself, and have the whole bound round at once, for fear anyone should rob you, by the way when you are asleep in your ship." When Ulysses heard this, he put the lid on the chest and made it fast with the bond that Cersei had taught him. He had done so before an upper servant told him to come to the bath and wash himself. He was very glad of a warm bath, for he had no one to wait upon him ever since he had left the house of Calypso, who was as long as he remained with her, had taken his good of care of him as though he had been a god. When the servants had done washing and anointing him with oil, and had given him a clean cloak and shirt, he left the bathroom and joined the guests who were sitting over their wine. Lovely Nausica stood by one of the bearing posts supporting the roof of the cloister and admire him as she saw him past. Farewell stranger said she, "Do not forget me when you are safe at home again, for it is to me first that you owe a ransom for having saved your life." And Ulysses said, "Nausica, daughter, the great alsoness, may Jove, the mighty husband of Juno grant that I may reach my home, so I shall bless you as my guardian angel, all my days, for it was you who saved me." When he had said this, he seated himself beside alsoness. Supper was then served, and the wine was mixed for drinking. A servant led the favorite bar, Demodocus, and sent him in the midst of the company, near one of the bearing posts, supporting the cloister, then he may lean against it. Then Ulysses cut off a piece of roast pork with plenty of fat, for there was abundance left on the joint, and said to a servant, "Take this piece of pork over to Demodocus, and tell him to eat it. For all the pain his lays may cause me, I will salute him nonetheless. Bards are honored and respected throughout the world, for the muse teaches them their songs and loves them. The servant carried the pork in his fingers over to Demodocus, who took it, and was very much pleased. They then laid their hands on all the good things that were before them, and as soon as they had to eat and drink, Ulysses said to Demodocus, "Demodocus, there was no one in the world who may admire more than I do you. You must have studied under the muse, Jove's daughter, and under Apollos, so accurately you sing of the return of the achians, with all of their sufferings and adventures. If you are not there yourself, you must have heard it all from someone who was. Now, however, change your song and tell us of the wooden horse, which Epius made with the assistance of Minerva, and which Ulysses got by stratagem into the fort of Troy, after fading it with the men, who afterwards sacked the city. If you will sing this tale right, I will tell all the world how magnificently heaven has endowed you." The bard was inspired of heaven, took up the story at the point where some of the Argives set fire to their tents and sailed away, while others, hidden within the horse, were waiting with Ulysses in the Trojan Place of Assembly, for the Trojans themselves had drawn the horse into their fortress, and it stood there, while they sat at council around it, and they were in three mines, as to what they should do. Some were for breaking it up, then and there. Others would have a drag to the top of the rock on which the fortress stood, and then thrown down the precipice, while yet others were for letting it remain as an offering, for pretitation for the gods. And this was how they settled it in the end, for the city was doomed when it took in that horse, within which were all the bravest of the Argives, waiting to bring death and destruction to the Trojans. Anon is saying how the sons of the Achaeans issued from the horse, and sacked the town, breaking out from their amphiscade. He's saying how they overran the city, hither and thither, and ravaged it, and how Ulysses went raging like Mars along, with Menelaus to the house of Deiphobus. It was there that the fight raged most furiously, nevertheless by Minerva's help, he was victorious. All this, he told, but Ulysses was overcome as he heard him, and his cheeks were wet with tears. He wept as a woman weeps when she throws herself on the body of her husband, who has fallen before, his own city and people, fighting bravely in defense of his home and children. She screams aloud, and flings her arms about him as he lies, gasping for breath and dying. But her enemies beat her from behind, about the back and shoulders, and carry her off into slavery, to a life of labor and sorrow, and the beauty fades from her cheeks. Even so pitiously did Ulysses weep, but none of those present perceived his tears except Alsinus, who was sitting near him, and could hear the sounds and sighs that he was heaving. The king, therefore, at once rose and said, "Oldermen, in town counselors of the Phoenicians, let Demodocus cease his song, for there are those present who do not seem to like it. From the moment that we have done supper, and Demodocus began to sing, our guest has been all the time groaning and lamenting. He is evidently in great trouble, so let the Bard leave off, that we may all enjoy ourselves, host and guest alike. And this will be much, as it should be, for all these festivities, with the escort and the presence that we are making, with so much goodwill or holy in his honor, and anyone, with even a moderate amount of right feeling, knows that he ought to treat a guest and a suppliant, as though he were his own brother. Therefore, sir, do not on your part affect no more concealment, nor reserve in the matter about which I am about to ask you. It will be more polite in you to give me a plain answer. Tell me the name by which your father and mother over Yonder used to call you, by which you were known among your neighbors and fellow citizens. There was no one, neither rich nor poor, who was absolutely without any name, whatever. For people's fathers and mothers give them names as soon as they are born. Tell me also your country, nation and city, that our ships may shape their purpose accordingly and take you there. For the fayations have no pilots, their vessels have no rudders, as those of other nations have, but the ships themselves understand what it is we are thinking about and want. They know all the cities and countries in the whole world, and can traverse the sea just as well, even when it is covered with mist and cloud, so there is no danger being wrecked or coming to any harm. Still, I do not remember hearing my father say that Neptune was angry with us for being too easy going in the matter of giving people escorts. He said that one of these days he would wreck a ship of ours as it was returning from having escorted someone, and bury our city under a high mountain. This is what my father used to say, but whether the God will carry out his threat, or no, is a matter which he will decide for himself. 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