Jesse Kelly Show
Analysis of Kamala Harris & Tim Walz
It's time for today's Lucky Land Horoscope with Victoria Cash. Life's gotten mundane, so shake up the daily routine and be adventurous with a trip to Lucky Land. You know what they say. Your chance to win starts with a spin. So go to luckylandslots.com to play over 100 social casino style games for free for your chance to redeem some serious prizes. Get lucky today at luckylandslots.com. No purchase necessary, VGW group void were prohibited by law, 18+ terms of condition supplied. It is the Jazzy Kelly Show. Let's have some fun. On a Friday and ask Dr. Jazzy Friday, and it's going to be such a good day. Someone wants to know if Dome is actually stupid or if it's an act. Some more on the Tim Wal's stuff. Somebody wants to know why old dudes get start naked in the gym. Why is AOC so rich? Civil War, all that up down and left and right and more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. I want to begin actually with this one because the Trump campaign is really finding their footing when it comes to blasting away at Dome. They are using her words against her and not just the dumb stuff like this. No longer are you necessarily keeping those private files in some file cabinet that's locked in the basement of the house. It's on your laptop and it's then therefore up here in this cloud that exists above us, right? It's no longer in a physical place. No, it's not just that. Look, because Dome is only ambitious and I'm sure she has communist tendencies. She has a long history of sounding like an insane person. Donald Trump who stood on a debate stage in front of 70 million Americans and refused to condemn white supremacists their minds. Yeah, whatever. Is she dumb? Well, I don't know how to answer that and let me explain it. Let me explain. Is she dumb? What is dumb? What does that mean? It depends on what you mean by it because we are led by people I call dumb all the time. But that can mean different things to different people. Almost all these people are highly, highly educated. Most of these people are Ivy League types, Harvard, Yale, the Chicago School of Business. They have this amazing academic pedigree, but they are unbelievably dumb in this way. They don't, you know how we talk about the three characteristics they all have in common? No love of country. They see themselves as Kings and Queens, but let's focus on the second one I talk about all the time. No connection to the real world. It is possible in our country now it is possible to rise to the highest levels of power without any real world experience of any kind. And if you do that, I would call you dumb. You may have a high IQ. You may have an amazing degree. You may have a million different things, but you just don't know anything. And if you're someone like dome, because let's talk about dome, dome was a, she's a rich girl. She's a valley girl grew up in some fancy neighborhood, mostly in Canada. And then she gets her start politically, you know, she's been a Democrat. Kids are start politically. We all know how she got her start. We like to make fun of it, but she got her start by beginning a relationship with Willie Brown who was a powerful San Francisco Democrat, a powerful California Democrat. So she didn't get her start by doing anything special. She got her start by doing Willie Brown. And then from there, because of California's far left Democrat ecosystem, she's never been challenged by the media because she is a woman, a minority, a Democrat, the, the, the California media is as sick or more sick than the American media as a whole. So she was able to arise from office to office to office to office without ever really being challenged or ever having to learn things. And let me explain it this way. How often do you think dome reads? You know, we started to get these reports from her staffers about what a nightmare she is to work for, a nightmare to work for. She's always screaming at them and cussing them. Apparently she won't let interns look her in the eye. That's just the funniest thing in the world. Chris, I don't want you to look me in the eye anymore. Anyway, she won't let interns look her in the eye. What is that? Like who does that? Anyway, but there was another part of that that people kind of glossed over as they were looking at the other and all the other ugly stuff. The other part of that was this dome gets readouts from her staff on whatever speech she's about to give or talk she's about to give. So let's say she's going to speak to the auto workers about to see showed up in Detroit. She's going to go speak to the UAW, the auto workers. You as a president, Senator, Congressman, Vice President, whenever you are, you have staffers who will then prepare something for you so you can read and research and not sound like a complete and utter moron when you get in front of them. And so they'll prepare a binder or a folder of, Hey, here's a, here's a bunch of talking points, some quick down and dirty facts. So you know something about cars and manufacturing and things like that. Just so you don't sound like an idiot, dome is famous, famous for not reading it. Her staff will give her binders of information. She'll not read it, blow it off, go sound like a moron and then go back into the office and scream at her staff because she sounds stupid. She doesn't read. She doesn't know anything. This is a 60 year old give or take. This is a 60 year old woman who has the life experience and wisdom of a 10 year old girl. And I'm not saying that to be mean. If you have never worked an hourly job, you've never lived paycheck to paycheck. How many times do you think in Dom's life, she's had to take out the trash? Pick up dog poop. How many times in her life do you think she's had to do the basic things in life? Do you think dome has ever once driven a crappy car? That's just, these are normal life experiences that teach people things. Do you think dome has ever once been in a car, driven a car that broke down on her because it's so crappy? My folks just came down to visit because they were coming down to see the boys and doing a couple things and my dad spent 20 minutes one night making fun of me for all the times he used to have to come tow me out of town because my cars were so bad, you could see the road through the, through the floor of the car and they would just break down. They would just shut down and not work anymore. And you're sitting there, people are honking at you cussing it, get out of the way. It's freezing cold. You're pushing your car to the side of the road. Now that's not fun. It's not like I want that for everybody, but that's life. That's how you learn things about life. She's never done any of these things. And so we look at this woman and we think she dumb as she, what, what she is is somebody who's never existed in the world real world. If you are raised upper middle class or rich and there's not a thing in the world wrong with that. Don't hate rich people. Don't hate rich people with whatever. If you're raised upper class or rich in a Democrat family and you go right from that, a wonderful household, nice upbringing, three hot meals a day of swimming pool out back. And you, you, you go right from that upbringing into academia. Academia is the most bubble world out there, perfectly manicured lawns, no crime. I think I just, I don't know what these kids do. Smoke a joint today and listen to my iPod or something like that. And you go right from four years of academia and you move from there into the Democrat sphere in any way, you're an intern and a congressman for a congressman, you're a working for NBC. You're doing these things. You can live your entire life without ever having the real world experiences other people have had. How many days in your life have you come home from work, bone tired, and you just collapse in the bed and pass out because you're exhausted? I mean, I remember we were doing a construction job on an Air Force base in Great Falls, Montana one time. And part of our job was we had to dig a five foot deep round hole in the basement of all this base housing because we were connecting new sewer lines to it. And it was a super wet clay mud stuff. And so you didn't really have room to maneuver your shovel. So you're almost scooping it out with a bucket after you break it up. And then you have to haul it out of the house and, and look, it's great work. I'm not complaining. And the pay was great, but I was, I was staying in a hotel. I said, in living Great Falls, we were staying in this little crappy hotel and we, me and my roommate, he worked construction with me. We would get back to our hotel every night and we would order a pizza because we didn't have the energy to go out. We would eat a pizza and just collapse at eight, eight, 30 at night, gone passed out. And my jeans were so caked with dirt and mud. By that point, I would go stand them up on their own. You could just lean them against the wall and stand them up. That's life. That's real life. And if you don't ever experience any of that, you can grow to be 60 years old and sound like this. So you're now no longer are you necessarily keeping those private files in some file cabinet that's locked in the basement of the house. It's on your laptop and it's then therefore up here in this cloud that exists above us. Right? That's not an act she doesn't know anything because she's never lived life. Dumb. I don't know if you want to call her that or not. I do, but that's the truth. She's never lived life. All right. All right. Let's talk a little bit more about Tim walls before we move on to other things. Speaking of collapsing into your bed. What if you could collapse into a my pillow mattress topper for cheap? I know my pillows mattress toppers are famous everyone knows about them by now and they're going to cost usually right now. They're on sale. You can get a my pillow mattress topper as low as 69 98 right now bed sheets. They're top notch bed sheets, 25 bucks. Their queen size my pillow, the premium one, 1998. No collapse into some my pillow stuff go to my pillow.com. Click on the radio listener special square and use the promo code Jesse or call 808450544. My pillow.com promo code Jesse go collapse into a mattress topper. It's the frigging best cheaper and buying a new mattress to all right. Tim walls next is the Jesse Kelly show on a Friday and ask Dr. Jesse Friday and yes, I want you to know I have heard the rumors Jewish producer Chris is doing everything he can to try to keep this information from me, but the rumors are, you know how I've been talking about walls and how I don't, I'm not sure he's going to make it as the VP. Now I think they might bounce him know how I've been saying that it's being reported today. The Harris campaign is thinking about bouncing him now Chris is a little bit concerned about how obnoxious I'm going to be if that turns out to be true. So he's actually praying as we speak, you should see him through the glass. He's praying as we speak that Tim walls hangs on just so I can't be obnoxious on the air. Chris, just you know what's going to happen, buddy. You know what's going to happen? Why don't you just get, just go ahead and bring out that old sound bite of me saying this was coming. The old oracle did it again, Chris, didn't know, no, I don't know that he's going to be dropped. I really don't know, but as we've talked about many, many, many times this week, when you are running for president and you pick a VP, the VP is supposed to help fill in some gaps you have campaign in places you can't campaign campaign well. Okay, but look, it doesn't matter how much the VP is supposed to help. The VP is supposed to help. But what the VP is never, ever, ever, ever allowed to do ever is hurt. You cannot pick a VP that pulls you down. And I tried to explain this earlier. I've explained it all week. Stolen valor is a really, really, really big deal. Not just with me, not just with you, with Norm, Norm, Norm, that guy who doesn't pay attention to politics, you know, he's just a normie. When he hears things like this, he gets upset. Hope woke up like many of you did five weeks ago and dead said, dad, you're the only person I know who's in elected office. You need to stop what's happening with this. I'll take my kick in the butt for the NRA. I spent 25 years in the Army and I hunt and I gave the money back and I'll tell you what I have been doing. I've been voting for common sense legislation that protects the Second Amendment, but we can do background checks. We can do CDC research. We can make sure we don't have reciprocal carry among states and we can make sure that those weapons of war that I carried in war is the only one you didn't carry them in war. I am on one of the things that started to clue me into this was I am on a group text exchange with a bunch of Marines. I served with a long time ago and it is the least political text exchange you've ever seen in your life. It's also the least politically correct text exchange you've ever seen in your life. The jokes could never come to light or else we'd all be fired immediately. That's the cut. It's just great. You know, it's just fellas shooting the breeze about stuff, checking on things, laughing about things. The only time I have ever seen this group text get political is in the past few days. They're dogging on walls and they're angry at walls. These are not political human beings. I have to pull what what little of my hair is left out of my head to try to get them to vote in any election and these guys are upset norms are upset. Girls, this stolen valor stuff isn't going away and the most unbelievable thing about this is how in the world could the Harris campaign not know this was coming and I think I have an idea of how that happened, but remember, remember back when we didn't know who Trump was going to pick for VP and remember there was a story out about the VPs had submitted their paperwork for vetting like like with Trump's campaign. If you wanted to be his VP, your Marco Rubio, your JD Vance, oh, you have to fill out forms. You have to answer questions and then after you answer the questions, they're going to be doing background checks on you. They're going to be combing through your life, combing through your public comments. Did this guy get a DUI? We didn't know about does he have a kitty as an acknowledged over there? Does he is he a tax cheat? Does he? They are going to comb through your life. Why would the Trump campaign do that? Because again, the VP is not allowed to hurt you. The VP can't hurt you. You need probably you want a boost, but in the very least you will accept staying flat, but the VP pick can't bring you down. That's why you vet them so much. So let's talk about the dome campaign. Tim Walz, Tim Walz did not carry a weapon in war. He didn't get blasted for this. It really bothers me about Tim Walz as a Marine who served his country in uniform. When the United States Marine Corps, when the United States of America asked me to go to Iraq to serve my country, I did it. I did what they asked me to do it and I did it honorably and I'm very proud of that service. When Tim Walz was asked by his country to go to Iraq, you know what he did? He dropped out of the army and allowed his unit to go without him, a fact that he's been criticized for aggressively by a lot of the people to be served with. I think it's shameful to prepare your unit to go to Iraq, to make a promise that you're going to follow through, and then to drop out. Which brings us to the question, how in the world could the Democrat machine, the Kamala Harris campaign? How could you not know this and see it coming as a huge problem? Well, I say this. I say they did know it, but they didn't know it was going to be a big problem. And I will explain why in just the moment. It is the Jesse Kelly show on a Friday. Of course, it's an ask Dr. Jesse Friday. We were talking about home and now we're talking about Tim Walz and we have all kinds of other questions, non political questions, political questions, having a good time. Remember, you can email us. We're live. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show.com. So I asked how could the Harris campaign possibly not know the stolen valor stuff from Walz was going to be a big deal? Well, this comes down to two things, it comes down to two things. I am patriotism and those two things kind of go hand in hand. But first, let's, let's address this right off the bat. I say the Harris campaign, but campaigns are large organizations. There are many, many, many people involved in a campaign. How many people in domes campaign are on that campaign because of the color of their skin or their gender? These people brag about this all the time. They choose less qualified people trying to check some weird diversity box that doesn't matter at all. It's not just Boeing and everywhere else that's doing this. This happens in politics as well. You don't want to hire the white dude. Instead, you said you're like Joe Biden, I'm only going to hire a woman and a black one too. Well, now you've just greatly narrowed down the field and you're going to have somebody probably who's less qualified, that's how they hire campaign people as well. But that doesn't fully explain how they could think this wasn't going to be a big deal. The truth is the Democrats are all communists now, America hating dirty communists and the people who work on Democrat campaigns, Democrat campaign managers and interns and communications people and things like that. These are not people who would be bothered in the least by somebody lying about their service record by somebody running out on the troops because these people hate the country anyway. The truth is Democrats on the dome campaign took a look, took a listen to this. They had this video. They took a listen to this and they thought, ah, nice. He lied. Who cares? Up like many of you did five weeks ago and dead said, dad, you're the only person I know who's an elected office. You need to stop what's happening with this. I'll take my kick in the butt for the NRA. I spent 25 years in the army and I hunt and I gave the money back and I'll tell you what I have been doing. I've been voting for common sense legislation that protects the second amendment, but we can do background checks. We can do CDC research. We can make sure we don't have reciprocal carry among states and we can make sure that those weapons of war that I carried in war is the only place where the. You heard that in your skin crawled. I heard that in my blood pressure spiked through the roof. Democrats despise this country so much. They heard that they saw that during the vetting process, didn't bother them a lick. That's how that's how in this guy, look, I got this email, Jesse, compare the way D Day veterans talk about their service to the way walls dishonestly embellishes his. What would they think of the way he steals valor look, I'll tell you this. This is a pretty good rule. And in my experience, it's accurate almost every time. The more of that talks up his service, the less he did. It's almost universal. That guy in the bar at midnight, bragging to all his friends and girls about all the terrorists he killed and things he did that guy didn't do a dag gone thing. The dude who's sitting in the back and when you ask him about his service, kind of shrugs it off and says, I serve with some good guys. That guy's a stone cold killer who's seen a lot of things. I did an event one time with Thornton, Thornton, I forgive me, I'm doing this off the top of my head. Chris, look up his full name, I think it's David Thornton, Vietnam veteran, Navy Seal Medal of Honor, the guy that are in the Medal of Honor. And I get to this event and they had a bunch of vets they wanted to get up in front of these people. It was actually in Texas that a bunch of vets, that's they want to Michael Thornton, Michael Thornton, I'm sorry, Michael Thornton, Michael Thornton sits beside me at this event. We're sitting in front of a gigantic room full of people. This dude was not only a Navy Seal. This dude finds himself ambushed, they're surrounded, they're getting shot to pieces. He ties one of his wounded friends to himself with the rope while under fire and swims out away, swims back away from the ambush, wounded himself. His friend wounded saves this freaking guy's life, there's even more to it. You know what? I might even do it. We'll do Medal of Honor Monday on Thornton, Chris. We'll do Medal of Honor Monday on Thornton. No, no, no. Okay. You know what? Print it out now. We'll do it right now. Print it for me real quick. Anyway, Chris is going to print that off for me real quick. I'll read you the citation in a moment, but this is a lion, dude. It's a lion. And I get up there with this guy and everyone's talking about their service and veterans and things like that, and I'm completely unworthy to be in the room with any of these people. Again, I was a four year average grunt Marine sitting here with a freaking Navy Seal from Vietnam, Medal of Honor. This dude, it was almost unnerving how he tried to play down what he did, how insanely modest he was about what he did. Yeah. I mean, I had some really good guys with me, and so it was, and they're all that way. You know, all that way, every World War II vet you run into, you know, I'm glad I served. I served with some really great, great gods. Every green beret I know. Yeah. Yeah. Could have some good times in there. Yeah. We did some good work. The more of that brags about his service, the less he did unless he saw that's not universal, but it's pretty dang close to it. Remember that. Tim walls, gosh, these freaking people, Jesse. Why is it that AOC couldn't afford an apartment in DC when she arrived there? Now she's worth $29 million. Well, one of the main ways these people do this stuff, one of the main ways, honestly, it's legal money laundering. One of the main ways they do this stuff is speaking fees and book deals. Book deals are a huge way these people make money. And here's how it works. Remember, I wrote a book. So I got a little inside window into that industry. Let's say I'm AOC and I just get to Congress and I'm thinking about writing a book. But nobody's really going to read it or not. Many people are actually going to read it, right? So how could I possibly get a good book deal? Well, here's what happens. You get and there's a bunch of different book publishers. You find a publisher who will pay you a large advance to write your book way larger than you should get because it's not going to sell. So the publisher, maybe maybe they cut you a $500,000 check, a million, $2 million. The money can get that big, right? No, I didn't get a $500,000 check, but then maybe that's what they do for AOC. And then what happens is this, again, legal money laundering. So she wrote that book, right? Of course it was ghost written. She writes that book. She gets a cut of the profits. You know how we talk about the system and all the left wing dark money that's out there? These dark money left wing groups, they'll start a shell corporation. We'll make it about George Soros because he's a name everyone knows. So let's say George Soros has a the dirty communist foundation. Every, every one of his foundations is that, but let's say he just flat out named one, the dirty communist foundation or the dirty communist foundation, big fans of AOC. So what do they do? They take $5 million and they buy up thousands of copies of AOC's book, hand them out at rallies and things like that. It's legal money laundering. That kind of thing happens all the time soon. You've made millions and millions of dollars from a book that nobody has really read, essentially a billionaire found a way to pay you a bunch of money. That's one of the many ways these dirtballs make money off us. All right. Let's get back to politics. But first we have to address why old guys get naked in the gym so often. Hang on. It is the Jesse Kelly show kind of doing an ad hoc medal of honor Friday. We're excited about bringing up Michael Thornton, United States Navy Seal from Vietnam. Anyway, I figured I might as I brought him up with my so read the citation real quick. Chris, cue the music. Honoring though she went above and beyond. It's Medal of Honor Monday. For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty while participating in a daring operation against enemy forces. P.O. Thornton, an assistant U.S. Navy advisor along with a U.S. Navy lieutenant serving as senior advisor accompanied a three man Vietnamese Navy Seal platoon on an intelligence gathering and prisoner capture operation against an enemy occupied naval river base launched from a Vietnamese Navy junk in a rubber boat. The patrol reached the land and was continuing on foot toward its objective when it suddenly came under heavy fire from a numerically superior force. The patrol called in naval gunfire support and then engaged the enemy in a fierce fire fight accounting for many enemy casualties before moving back to the water line to prevent encirclement upon learning that the senior advisor had been hit by enemy fire and was believed to be dead. P.O. Thornton returned through a hail of fire to the lieutenant's last position quickly disposed of two enemy soldiers about to overrun the position and succeeded in removing the seriously wounded and unconscious senior naval advisor to the water's edge. He then inflated the lieutenant's life jacket and towed him seaward for approximately two hours until picked up by support craft. By his extraordinary courage and perseverance P.O. Thornton was directly responsible for saving the life of his superior officer and enabling the safe extraction of all patrol members, thereby upholding the highest traditions of U.S. naval service. And that dude could not possibly have been any more humble about what he did. Tim Walz did 24 years on the National Guard and then bailed on his troops right before deployment. And he speaks like a couple like many of you did five weeks ago and dead said dad you're the only person I know who's in elected office you need to stop what's happening with this I'll take my kick in the butt for the NRA I spent 25 years in the army and I haunt and I gave the money back and I'll tell you what I have been doing I've been voting for common sense legislation that protects the second amendment but we can do background checks we can do CDC research we can make sure we don't have reciprocal carry among states and we can make sure that those weapons of war that I carried in war is the only place where those weapons of war that I carried in war maybe that should have been the maybe that should have been the tale right off the bat dear Shogun Oracle I've been in gyms since I was a teen and I've never come close to finding an answer to this. Why do all the old guys in the gym locker rooms love to be naked when I was young I thought it must be a generational thing but even today I see seasoned citizens wearing nothing but flip flops and holding a towel that could easily be wrapped around their waist in their hands and have powwows with each other can you make any sense of this I can make sense of this so allow me to explain I know I told you the other day maybe you don't remember this story but I occasionally will go on a rock I have a pack and I have a weight I put inside of it and I'll just go on a a rock for cardio every now and then I'm not some workout freak I'm not acting like I am but that's what I try to do for whenever I want to do cardio and the other day is a few weeks ago I don't remember what it was I was getting ready to go out for a rock and the sun was bright super hot here in Houston and I had on my gym shorts a t-shirt I had white tube socks that went up my calf on I had tennis shoes and I have this ridiculous brimmed hat it looks awful there's no way to describe how terrible it looks but it has holes all throughout it that allow it to breathe the air blows through it and it has a brim all the way around the outside and I've packed it in bags before so the brim is even broken and warped and just looks awful but it keeps the sun off my head in my neck when I'm out there and I throw my pack on I have my hat on and I'm walking out the front door my wife is sitting in a living room and she says Jessie we have neighbors please tell me you're not going out like this and honestly before she had said anything I didn't even think of it of course I was going out that way and I looked down at myself and I said why what's wrong just said look at you could you please please and I said no this is how I'm going and I left and I went on a rock through the neighborhood just like that waving at people Jesse I hey Mike how you doing that talking to people throughout the neighborhood the best way I could explain it is this the reason old dudes just get naked in the locker room and talk to each other nakes I've seen this in Jim's my whole life too as you get older as a dude I can't speak for women I don't want to speak for women as a dude as you get older you care less and less and less what other people think you care less and less and less about the norms in a society you care less and less and less about being polite to people you don't like going places you don't want to go you just care less and less as you get older I can't describe it any better than that and I realize I'm 43 going on 83 I know that and I've always kind of had that in me anyway my wife says I lack a shame gene whatever gene makes people feel shame I never got it God just didn't give it to me so I've always kind of had that anyway but that what Chris what Chris said but they have a towel every time they have a towel look you're right and I'll be honest with you I don't do that either if I'm in a gym I don't walk around naked and I'm not not hiding in my locker room but it would never occur to me to just walk around naked just swinging away and got a towel there and just they would it would make me uncomfortable and I wouldn't do it but look at some point in time live free or die baby just look just you know what they're thinking you know freedom is not free that's what they're thinking Chris that's what they're thinking that's the best way I can describe it what do you think what do you think old guys not this is not universal but why do you think some old guys dress in ways that you would never ever dress so you say you said he's in a sweat pants what do you think he's in sweat pants he's in a t-shirt with holes in it he stopped caring what other people think long long long time ago you know why you wore that because he wanted to that's why you wore it that's why I can describe it all right we're gonna talk about the election someone wants to know someone's concerned whether or not they'll even have an election and civil war Jamie Raskin pretty much calling for civil war so much to get to coming up on the world famous Jesse Kelly show lucky land slots asking people what's the weirdest place you've gotten lucky lucky in line at the deli I guess I'd my dentist's office more than once actually do I have to say yes you do in the car before my kids PTA meeting really yes excuse me what's the weirdest place you've gotten lucky I never win until well there you have it you could get lucky anywhere playing at luckyland slots dot com play for free right now are you feeling lucky no purchase necessary vgw group would be recruited by law 18 plus terms and conditions apply