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Heartbeat Game And Only Fan Olympians

Halfway through the show and the fun continues! We shared some weird stories and chatted with Mel Robbins! We played a heartbeat game, talked about Winnie's stain and Olympians on Only Fans too! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!

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41m
Broadcast on:
09 Aug 2024
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mp3

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Lisa Diane is sitting right next to me, and you're going to be appearing at her book club. You don't have a definite date yet. Sometime in the future. Yeah. And I was having a moment, Mel, where I was like angry and ranting, and Lisa turned to me and said, you know, you really need to follow Mel Robbins. So I followed you, Mel, and then I ended up dreaming about you all night last night. Oh, what were we doing? Well, one thing, when Lisa knew I was in the middle of an angry rant, she made me watch and listen to this. You have that clip, Justin? Here's a simple way to change your life. Stop being so damn mad about everything. Nothing. Drop the sword. What I mean when I say drop the sword is notice today how often you bring a sword to the fight, that you brace, you grip, you're ready for action. You have that sword on you today, Bill? Uh, no, I dropped the sword yesterday. Nice job. You know why, Mel? Tell me. Because I followed you, and you want to know what happened next. Tell me. I was on the floor doing yoga with you because I went in and put this on. I want to tell you something you don't hear often enough. It's okay to be scared. Want to know what I think about fear? I think it's got nothing on you. Okay. Yes, it takes courage to push through your fear. Is it going to be hard? Yes. Are you going to struggle? Yes. Are you going to fall down? Maybe. You know what? Probably. But that's part of it, isn't it? It's not supposed to be easy. You'll feel stronger, more accomplished, more grateful after you push through all the things that are holding you back. Now, Mel, because of messages like that, you've got more than 5 million followers on Instagram, 2 million followers on TikTok. How did it all start for you, Mel? Oh my God. How long do you have? I guess a short version, Billy, is that about 20 miles west of where you're sitting right now. My husband and I found ourselves facing bankruptcy. His restaurant business was really, really struggling. Friends and family had invested in complete morons. We had put our entire life savings into it. Oh boy. And like a lot of us find ourselves, your life is not where you thought it would be. And so like you were yesterday, you have this emotional reaction to it. You're pissed off, you're ranting, or in my case, you're paralyzed with anxiety. How the hell did this happen? We've got three kids under the age of 10. We're about to lose everything. The liens have hit the house. I'm 41 years old. This is not how it was supposed to be. And in those moments, you can let your emotions just take you down the toilet. And I had this morning, Billy, I know you're really kind of cynical and sarcastic like I am. And so I'm going to just warn you, this is a really stupid story. But I was literally in Sherburn, Massachusetts. It was February 2008 on a Tuesday. And I had made this decision the night before while I was drinking bourbon. That I would, you know, the next morning, it was going to be the newbie. I was going to stop screaming at my husband, Chris. I was going to look for a job. I was going to tell my friends what was going on. I was going to exercise. How many times? I mean, I know you exercise like a freak, but most of us who are normal, we literally tell ourselves, we're going to make these changes. And then we don't do it. And then we feel terrible about it. And then we beat ourselves up and we get caught in the cycle. And I was stuck in that cycle. And so I made myself this promise drunk on bourbon. I got inspired watching this rocket launch by NASA. I thought, that's it. That's it tomorrow morning. I'm going to launch myself out of bed like a rocket ship. I'm going to move so fast that the anxiety, that I'm going to beat the anxiety. I'm going to beat the depression. I'm going to beat the procrastination. And so the next morning, again, February, Tuesday morning, cruddy day, cold as hell, the alarm goes off. And I remember that idea that I should just launch myself out of bed. And then I made the fatal mistake we all make, which is I stopped to think about whether or not I felt like doing it. And that's the kiss of death. That is the kiss of death. There is a moment of hesitation that kills us all because we all know what we need to do. And I'm talking about the little things. We know the right choice to make. We know what's going to make us feel better. We know not to explode on our family because work was frustrating. And yet we hesitate and we do it and our emotions take over. And so that morning, I just counted backwards like NASA does, five, four, three, two, one. And I stood up. I know it's so dumb. But it turns out, if you fast forward 15 years, that simple little trick that I created out of desperation has a profound amount of science behind that I know now. It's called a star ritual for those dog, David Goggin fans out there. This is like literally how you get willpower. It's instant confidence, instant motivation. Because when you count backwards, five, four, three, two, one, you manually move your brain from the subconscious mode where your emotions are and you activate your prefrontal cortex and your conscious decision making. So all those quotes that everybody sees on Instagram, you can't choose when happens, but you can choose how you respond. You know, that's great. But how? I'm telling you, five, four, three, two, one move. That's how. And so I have built a career finding simple ways to explain complicated science. I'm very proud to tell you we are number eight on Spotify and Apple of all podcasts in the entire world right now. Wow. 12 million followers. And more importantly, every single day, these simple messages that seem cheesy on Instagram or TikTok, they're breaking through to normal people who are just getting up every day, trying to do the best that they can, slogging away as a nurse, working as a teacher, coming home, taking care of people, but want to just get a little bit more out of life. And so I began all this billy because my life was in breakdown and nobody was going to save me. It's those practical things that you just put on Instagram that I totally connect with when I'm feeling bad, when I'm feeling stuck, and you just have this way of breaking through very quickly with easy concepts to take with you every single day. Kiss 108. Seems a little weird to me. Oh my god. It's time for weird stories. I'm pretty creepy with a billy and Lisa in the morning. Well, we have weird stories of wildlife rising up once again. Beachgoers shocked in Rhode Island, Westerly, Rhode Island yesterday when a huge swarm of dragon flies had beachgoers running for cover as they budged onto the beach. Lots of stun sunbathes along the coast of Rhode Island as a swarm of dragon flies takes over a local beach there. The wild scene happened yesterday at Mesquamakid Beach. While some people were in awe of this natural wonder, you can obviously hear others who are just a little freaked out by this swarm. Scientists say the common green darner usually migrates between mid-August and mid-September. Some people just pack it up. Yeah, I got to tell you this weekend alone, I must have seen five or six dragon flies. They're all exposing down the boat. There were two dead ones right on the boat. They're everywhere all of a sudden and I was wondering all weekend, what's going on? What the dragon flies? They're all around my house too. Yeah, I don't know either. It's part of the movement. It could be because of weather, you know what I mean? Well, they're just coming a little bit early. Yeah, but it could be, you know, maybe. I'm telling you, it's all part of the rising up. All creatures of all types. You'll see. The video is crazy of the dragon flies on the beach. People are just running for their lives. Some are running and then some are everyone else is like pulling their phones out to get videos. Yeah, yeah. How about a 12 year old kid? He's headed to NYU. Wow. This is an unbelievable story. He skipped from fourth grade to eighth grade and then again from ninth to 12. So he's the younger student ever to graduate from high school and he's on a 12 years old. He's going to NYU. The end result is so satisfying. When you experience that moment where you realize I'm able to handle these concepts perfectly. Not surprisingly, Sabrina was always been ahead of schedule. Both of his parents are educators and his father who teaches high school physics, says he ran out of science and math subjects to teach Sabrina when he was four. An element of me being a good student, but him being a great teacher. Oh my god. Because it's not like a ball of fun, but really smart. I don't think he's a ball of fun. You know what, this is his thing. Oh my god. I'm excited for them and their family. I just could never see my son Riley going to college at NYU at the same age. Oh, I could see Max Donovan give him a run for his money. That's crazy, but good for this kid. I mean, by the time he's 20, he could be a performing surgery or something. He wants to be a doctor. Our president actually, I saw the rest of that story and he already is planning on running for president in like 20, 30. Unfortunately, he can't run until he's 35. Right. Yeah, 20, 20, 40, 20, 40 planning about. Yeah, you can run at 85. Please. What's what's your son thing? Do she? Yeah. That's what Riley thinks. Go ahead, money. OK, so a phone sex line is offering cosplay chats to a comic con. You can't get it. Oh my god. OK, you're getting these ones. My favorite part of it. OK, a phone sex line offers cosplay chats to comic con attendees asking if they want to talk to a sexy superhero. Yeah, his little piece of the ad here. Tonight, do you ever dream of a sexy superhero? It's smart. That's smart. I want to sign up like to be an operator. Well, there's a whole like fetish. You can make good money. Well, there's a fetish. People are into, you know, furries and oh, yeah. I think there's a fetish for everything. There really is. Yeah. My little pony. Anyway, oh boy, that's disturbing. All right, we're going to I'm going to continue with the wildlife rising up because in Hudson in a market basket on Friday, a hawk flew into market basket and they had to rescue it. Yeah, the hawk wanted some of the pizza. Yep. So oddly enough, I wasn't there for the hog. I was there for a completely unrelated call. And as I walked up, the manager approached me and said, there's a hawk here. Everybody was stopping looking at the bird, enjoying it. Bop, bop, bop, bop. Bird is breaking out a little bit, but not too much. So the hawk was rescued. The guy had gloves, but he did say the hawk bit him. I love hawks or they just scare me. They're self. And then we have her. That's a different type of hawk. Both could be dangerous, actually. Yeah, it's better on that. So this guy in Georgia had to be rescued after he lost his cell phone in the woods. He went looking for it in the dark and well, suddenly fell down a 50 foot well. I feel like this would happen to your husband, Lisa. Potentially showed up. They heard his phone while they were walking through the woods and they were calling for him. And then one of the officers thought he heard something and went and found the gentleman had fallen into about a 50 foot well. What do these things always happen in towns where they have a very strong southern accent? Do you ever notice that? It's true. I don't know. Well, in this case, that's where the wells are. Good point on that. Yeah, go ahead. Winnie, wrap it up. OK, so a splash pad in Tulsa has to keep shutting down because kids won't stop peeing in it. This reminds me of a pool party that I had. I mentioned this on the year last week. There were about 40 kids there for about five hours. Yeah. Not one asked to use the bathroom. Oh, that's problematic. Oh, yeah, this splashed. I got shut down. We have closed seven times due to bodily fluids in the water. I've been here and we're told that we can't go in. And that's really disappointing because you got your kids lost on screen up and ready. And then you get here and you have to explain to them that we can't play. Oh, yeah, that's sad. So you got yourself a piss pool up there. That's what they make chlorine and shock for. But I had that realization, you know, when no one asked to use the bathroom. So where are they? I'm actually surprised they could tell in the splash pad that there was peeing. I know. How do they test for you? No. And were they standing up? Are we watching the kids pee? They must be. It was other. But they said pee. It did say pee on the story. Right. Yeah, but I think it's the other. They've got to drain the pool. Exactly. Oh, yeah, bad. I understand. Yeah. That I don't want. But peeing, whatever. Yeah, it's a nightmare. Yeah, I could poop to my pool. Ew. Did you drain it? Really? No, he didn't. It's a whole process. You did not drain it. No, no, no. A pool, you don't have to drain it. But there's a whole process of what you have to do. Chemicals. Evacuate. Oh, a ton of chemicals. Oh, definitely. In a time span of when you can go back in. Which kid was it? I can't say. I mentioned his name before and his mom was listening. It was a big thing. Oh, yeah. No, you can't. Oh, no, you can't. I just feel like was it a neighbor? Was it one of your friends, kid? See, when he just wants to get me into it. Oh, yeah. No, no, I don't know. Can I go home to the neighborhood? It's a hot star. Oh, you know, his little cul-de-sac. Yeah. They've been waiting outside the house. Hey, well, babe. Hey, what's up with you talking about my kid on the air? What's up, Boston? It's Serena Carpenter. And you're waking up with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss 108. So I think it might be time to throw in another game. What up, everybody? It is Justin and this game that we played well, it could save your life. I'll just say that. What was this game time? It's Pain Time, baby! Pain Time, boy. I'll be there. That's big time. All right. So last week, you had a story in your entertainment, Billy, that inspired this. Bad Bunny, apparently one of his songs, has the perfect BPM to do CPR with. So beats per minute, right? So Billy has no recollection of that. No, I absolutely do. Oh, OK. Yeah, it was a song right here. [NON-ENGLISH SINGING] You're pressing down on the chest right now. Yeah, so that's 107 beats per minute, which is the exact same exact as CPR. So if somebody is-- you're trying to save someone's life and giving them CPR, you just put that song on and you just press to the beat. Does that make sense? You guys don't seem like you're-- No, I'm just saying like in my position, your CPR is very critical right now. So we should get familiar with this game. Take close attention. I need to know all the songs that are good for the person who's pressing down on my chest. Well, you're in luck because the American Heart Association, they created the playlist of the most popular songs that fall right at that 107 BPM mark. All right. So we'll do a finished-aleric game. You guys love this. I'll play a little bit and you finish the lyrics. Does that make sense? Yes. If you get it right, I'll give you a heartbeat. How's that? Oh, I like that. That's good. Lisa's up front. First, Lisa, this song, 107 beats-- 107 beats per minute, finish the lyric. [MUSIC PLAYING] ♪ Just dance ♪ ♪ Gonna be ♪ ♪ Just dance ♪ ♪ Gonna be okay ♪ Lady Gaga. Yeah, just dance. That's enough. ♪ Just dance ♪ ♪ Gonna be okay ♪ Are you criticizing her answer, Billy? No, I was just wondering, is it enough to just know just dance? Lisa, are you picking up on this? Now that's a new strategy from Bill. I know. Because he wants to win so bad. Well, because now you'll give me a whole paragraph. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God. Wow, it's dependent on the song. Oh, my God. All right. How is this going negative? OK, well, we'll see. OK. All right, Bill, finish this lyric. ♪ Don't like to do so much to see ♪ ♪ So what's wrong with dancing in the back streets ♪ ♪ You'll never know if you don't go ♪ ♪ I don't have a shine if you don't glow ♪ Hey, now. You're a rock star? Yeah, just dance. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, what I mean? Hey, now. You're a rock star. No, all star. ♪ Don't like to do so much ♪ ♪ Don't like to do so much ♪ And that's the name of the song. And I don't get hate now. You don't get hate now. No. That is, I don't have hate, does it? [BUZZER] No. Hey, now. You're a rock star. It's all star. [BUZZER] Oh, sorry. All right, that's zero for Billie. [LAUGHTER] I love this. It's just-- I knew it. It's just so bad. These are the perfect songs, according to-- First of all, if we get rewinded for a second, did you really give me Chambo Whamba? No, that was Smash Mouth. Oh, all right. Chambo Whamba. And you actually liked that song, and you've spent time with Smash Mouth. Right. Yes. But again, I'm the melody man. You keep feeding me lyrics. I would have given you rock star over-- No, we're interested in what they're saying. Hey, now. [LAUGHTER] I hate-- what are you, Howard Stern? Hey, now? Just dance. Hey, now. All right. Winnie, you're up next. [LAUGHTER] These are the top songs to give CPR to someone if you have to. Finish this lyric. [MUSIC PLAYING] Don't believe me, just watch. Don't believe me, just watch. [MUSIC PLAYING] Whoo! Don't believe me, just watch. Whoo! Yeah. Wow. [LAUGHTER] We saved that for later. [LAUGHTER] Yeah, that is one of those songs that puts in a good mood, though. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, so Lisa's got one. Winnie's got one, Billy. [BUZZER] No, I'm basically kidding. I know we're getting a heartbeat here. It's round two. Yeah, OK. Yeah. All right. No, if you get it wrong, you get the-- [BUZZER] --you get it right in your heartbeat. [LAUGHTER] There you go. All right, Lisa, finish this lyric. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] See, that's where the confusion is, OK? I wasn't aware that you needed the title of the song. You don't, but you need to give more than hey now. [LAUGHTER] And yet, you just dance, was enough. Yeah, just the name of the song. The name of the song. Yeah, that's perfect. Hey now, hey now, not the name of the song. [LAUGHTER] You OK, Lisa? Oh, I care about it. Every one of these songs gets a Lisa doing the Lisa dance. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah. All right, Billy, redemption here, redemption for you, OK? Yeah. These are songs at 107 beats per minute. The perfect songs to do CPR with. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] Get out of my dream. [MUSIC PLAYING] OK. [MUSIC PLAYING] That's it. Oh, my god. Yeah. Whoa. That's good. You can give me a high five, even though you're pissed at me. You got Billy Ocean. [LAUGHTER] I got it. I got it. Come on. Whoo. Where's my heartbeat? I just need you. There you go. I was sad that I knew that lyric. No, it's not. That's a great song. It's kind of embarrassing. It's a good song, yeah. OK. It's old school, man. It's old school. When he finished the lyric. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] I'm kind of buzzed. It's all because this is how we do it. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] It's a happy song, too. How come we don't play any of these? [LAUGHTER] Right? Because they're 35 years old. [MUSIC PLAYING] Happy station. [LAUGHTER] Right? I'm kidding. [MUSIC PLAYING] But because they're all the same beat, they're all upbeat, which is fun. Give me a little more than that one there. Yeah, that's a good one. You want some more Montel? Yeah. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC] >> You got to play that Guadalcanal this weekend. >> That's Bodega Canal. >> Yeah, Montau Jordan was actually at a Celtics game recently. >> Really? >> Yeah, he was spotted there, courtside. He's alive? >> Yeah, Lassie, he performed at the during, I think, one of the playoff games last year. >> Oh, that's a jam. >> Yeah, yeah. >> All right, last round here, Lisa finished the lyric. [MUSIC] >> It's me, I am the tiger, it's the dream of the five. [MUSIC] [SOUND] >> That's- >> [LAUGH] >> Good job, Lisa. All right, Billy, here we go, you can go two for three here. >> Okay. >> All right, come on. Don't be so negative. >> I'm not, but you get so worked up. >> All right. >> Give me anything besides hey now. [MUSIC] >> I want something else. >> What? >> No. >> Okay, hold on, stop the tape, stop the tape. Billy, what do you call yourself? >> This is how we do it. >> No, no, what do you call yourself, the what, the melody man? >> Yeah. >> Okay, this is made for you. You wanna give it another shot? >> Give it another shot. >> All right, here we go. >> [MUSIC] >> I had it right there. >> Hello, it is Ryan and we could all use an extra bright spot in our day, couldn't we? Just to make up for things like sitting in traffic, doing the dishes, counting your steps, you know, all the mundane stuff. That is why I'm such a big fan of Chamba Casino. 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All gonna go to dinner to this really fancy, expensive restaurant we would love for you guys to come. >> Oh, sorry, I can't. I don't want to spend $100 going out to dinner with you when I put out $100 in my high yield savings account. Oh my God, look at these new boots I just got for the spring, you totally need them. I can't spend $250 on boots this season because I'm saving up for one of my really high priority savings goals. Oh my God, I just got this designer ring. Look how beautiful it is. You need to get one actually going on a couple trips this year and so I need to put every single seller that I possibly can into my travel high yield savings account. This country club is so amazing, you guys should totally join. We would love to, but right now I cannot spend $4,500 because I have a wedding this year and we're going out on honeymoon and so I need all that money to be going towards those savings accounts. 2024 is the year we are loud budgeting, don't be afraid to tell people that you don't want to spend money on something because you're trying to work on one of your savings goals. >> I love this one. This makes so much sense to me. >> This is the best thing ever. It was supposed to be funny like the whole loud budgeting thing, but it's actually making you transparent and financially responsible without being embarrassed by it. >> I think this is generational because me and my friends have been doing this. We all have an idea what everyone makes. We know who's going to, if you can't afford it, I can't do it once this weekend. I have no money to pay day or whatever. So I think maybe they're talking about it now, but I've been doing this. I think it's good to have transparency, especially with your friends about who's making what, if it means not feeling like they can't go somewhere because sometimes I'll pick it up then. I'll get me next time. >> Well, you could be right. It could be generational, right? Because I know a lot of people, they'll say yes to anything, and then they regret it afterwards and they'll talk about it after they go out for an expensive dinner. They order a $200 bottle of wine. They didn't. >> But all these weddings that everyone gets involved with, like all the bachelorette parties, and it's like this is actually a good thing if you can say, you know what? I can't do it. I can't sway it. >> Yeah. I'm on the other end on this. I find it annoying. >> Why? >> I don't know why. I mean, I'm all for budgeting and everything, but being so vocal, I can't. I got to do this. I got to save for this. It's like, just say no. I don't know. That's what I would do. >> Yeah. But if you were honest about it, people wouldn't bug you and put pressure on you. They're asking you to be in a wedding to pay thousands of dollars for a dress, for a destination wedding. Just say, you know what? I'm really not in a position to do that. I love you, but I'm not in a position to do that. >> I guess if you're giving in to pressure, though, there's another issue, but I understand some people are kind of pushovers and they give in. >> Yeah. You're looking at one right here. I am like the biggest pushover and do things, right, to please other people all the time. >> You're a people, please. >> I need this in my life. I need loud budgeting in my life. >> For a lot of people, it's a sense of pride, too. They don't want to come out and say it, to be perfectly honest, yeah, we're doing something to the house. I'm not in a position to go to an expensive dinner tonight, so a lot of people out of pride, they won't. They'll go to the dinner and then regret it afterwards. >> Yeah. The idea is good. I think it's just that woman annoyed me in the clip. >> Yeah, I know. No, she wasn't right. >> No, she wasn't right. >> I like the one that kept asking for the things. I've got a beautiful ring. You should really get one. >> I think Justin's like mediocre, loud budgeting. Like you just big, no, I can't today. >> Yeah, exactly. >> Not, you know, I got to save for my high yield savings. >> I sure if I said to my friend. >> Yeah, that would be weird. >> I said to my friends, I can't go out to dinner tonight. I'm saving for a new four-wheeler. >> Yeah. >> Or something. >> You're like, what? >> You can just say, I get your P.O.V. on that. >> The problem is though, if you just say no to someone without giving them some sort of reason, then they're going to think you just don't like them. >> That's the other side of the coin. They're going to say, what's up with him? I thought we were friends. >> That's true. >> He doesn't want to have dinner with us. >> What's wrong with Justin? He keeps saying no to everything. >> Yeah. >> Does he not like us? >> I think, yeah, I mean, maybe you could just say, you don't have to say for what you're saving him for, but God, I've got to save some money. You know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> So. >> Yeah, I get your point. >> Again, I think you could be right to some degree when he did its generational because the younger people tend to be very honest. >> Oh, me and my friends talk money all the time, like bills and who's paying what for rent, and oh, I've got a deal on this, and oh, I've got a bonus for this. I just got paid this this, like, we talk about it all the time. >> Yeah. I'm up with Justin on this loud budgeting, it's annoying in the sense of they don't need to know everything that you're saving for or you're doing, but I had a friend that would loud budget to me all the time, and she would always say she can't go out because she needs to save money and things are too expensive. Yeah, on her Instagram, she's literally constantly out at the Bruins or out at fancy restaurants. So needless to say, we're not friends anymore. >> Yeah. >> That's the thing there, the person that wasn't going just didn't want to go in front. >> No, that's called selective budgeting, because there are, I can see there are people that say to you, oh, I can't today, right? And then you're like, you know what, I'll grab lunch, I'll take you to lunch, let's go. I want to go. Then you see them spending money on alcohol or, you know, like a type of weed or cigarettes or whatever, right? Like, for instance, yesterday, okay? >> Okay. >> No, I wasn't going to tell the story, but now it annoyed me. I was at a coffee shop and the person in front of me didn't have enough money for their coffee, right? >> Yeah. >> So I said, I'll get it. And they're like, no, no, I might know, it's fine. I was like, four dollars. I was like, you know, I'll get it. No worries. Then he tipped the girls behind the counter with cigarettes, he's like, oh, you want some cigarettes? He gave them like 10 cigarettes. I'm like, so you can't, if you're coughing, you have to have a Newport, and you're talking that you're giving out? >> Yeah. >> I was so mad. >> That's a mixed signal, right? >> Yeah. >> He chose his cigarettes over his coffee, and then I being a schmuck was like, oh, I'll take care of it, sir. >> Yeah. >> Well, that's part of this loud luxury. If they're friends of yours, you shouldn't be tracking them in terms of what they are spending versus coming out to dinner with you. Just let it go. >> No, I know. But if the person that talked back, if you teach a pattern that they're saying, notice things if you are in general, or they're asking you to pick up the tab, and then they're doing something else with the people, it's just a selective of where they're spending their money. >> I'm much more interested in the guy who tips with the cigarettes. >> Newport's are very valuable, if you can't buy them. >> Newport Reds. >> Oh, Reds? >> Yeah. >> A bunch of couple of butts. >> So, no, he just threw like seven cigarettes at these girls. >> Well, weren't their girls even smokers? >> Yes. He said, do you smoke? And the girls are like, yeah, I smoke. >> There you go. >> And then he just started, it was a Dorchester. >> Wow. >> It was the most Dorchester thing ever in a part of my life. >> That's what you have valuable cigarettes on, very expensive. >> Of course they are. [LAUGH] >> There's something so wrong with that. >> Yeah. >> I wanted my 425 back. >> Woo! [MUSIC] [MUSIC] >> Now, back to Billie and Lisa in the morning, one kiss, one, wait. >> We cover a lot of ground on the Billie and Lisa show, all kinds of topics from all different angles, right? What up? It is Justin, welcome back to the show everybody. You know, the Olympics are going on right now, obviously, we have full coverage all around all the events. But there's something else going on with the Olympics that everyone might not know of, right, Lisa? >> I guess a number of high profile Olympic athletes are joining only fans, saying that it's a great way to make some easy cash. >> Well, you know, they don't make a lot of money. >> They don't. >> We're learning. >> I mean, some of these sports are, you know, like diving, a British diver named Jack, who is competing in the games, says he charges $10 per month. Well, he's top three in the world, and he only makes $36,000 a year from diving. >> What does he charge $10 a month for, to, to see his content on only family? >> Which is his body. >> So he just, I don't know how much of his body, I don't know if he goes full frontal, but you know, obviously he's a diver is in great shape and, you know, you can see him probably in sexual poses, maybe, and he said that it's what people want and that he's a bit of a hustler, so he's okay with using only fans to make some more money. >> And this is what's going down in power transfer in the Olympic games. So what became of all the condoms that they handed out to everybody? >> I would hope they're being used. >> Mm-hm. No, we, we, we're not making a joke about it, the Olympics and the sex thing with the sex beds and the condoms, it's a real, well, no, it's a real thing. It's a real issue there. No, it is. >> In regards to the Olympics and sex, during the last Olympics, 29% of the athletes just are positive for STIs and it was at those Olympics in Tokyo where they first introduced the anti-sex cardboard beds and Billy talking about athletes abstaining, but once the events done, you have people that are in the best physical shapes of their lives, the top athletes in the world that are there for a short amount of time, so then, of course, you can have a lot of action happening. And they showed the team Australia women trying to see how many soft eggshell cushions they could lay down to make the bed softer. >> Mm-hm. >> Well, are they laying down? >> Thanks. >> The eggshell cushions that you make that softer with. >> Yeah. >> Well, it was a little contradictory last week because on the one hand, they put in the cardboard beds to dissuade people from sex and then the next day, they came out with millions of condoms for men for women and if I'm not mistaken, dental dams. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> It was oral dams. >> Oral dams. >> Oh. >> Yeah. >> So this diver, Jack, he does not share full frontal nudity. >> Ah, okay. >> And he offers the followers on OnlyFans the opportunity to personally chat with them. >> Oh. >> Yeah. >> And now, who are the other athletes that are on OnlyFans? There are others? >> Well, there was a short track speed skater. Her name is Elsie Christie and she says that her account saved her life after her retirement three years ago from the sport. >> Wow. >> Because they don't have any, like, there's no money after it. >> Well, where do you go with speed skating? >> Exactly. >> And again, some of these sports. >> And they dedicate their whole, like, 20s and 30s and they come out of 40 and they don't have, like, anything really to back it up. >> Right. >> If you're doing luge, like, and after you retire from the luge, it's like-- >> Yeah. I think there's actually one luge facility in Massachusetts. >> I do. >> Is that a fact? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Well, a lot of people are turning to OnlyFans and, you know, they're making money. There's obviously a big market. >> Okay. Question for you. >> And they're in good shape. They're all athletes, right? >> Oh, yeah. How much money would it take for you to start an OnlyFans page? Like, if you're going to make, you know, 10 grand a month and no nudity, I mean, they're not even doing nudity. >> I'm not judging. >> I would do it right now, if I could. >> Well, why don't you do it? >> Because I can't. >> We're giving you permission. >> I can't. >> You don't have to, like, unveil everything. >> No, I'm not doing it. >> You can have a private conversation with Lucy. >> No, I would be, I would be shunned by the Academy. >> You can have only fans, ask Lisa on OnlyFans. >> Well, that's a thing about OnlyFans. This is not to be sexual. >> Right. >> It could just be whatever you make it. Your page is yours, you know. >> You just sit there. >> Maybe I could do book reads. >> Yes, Lisa. You could do, you could do, you could do, like, naughty book reads. >> Right. Book reads. >> I think you've actually got a resume for that already. >> I think so. >> No, she's really, you're really good at that, but here's what happens, okay? You start out, you don't do nudity, right? But then you can do things where you charge people to do certain things for them. And then you can make a lot of money that way. That's a lot of these-- >> The private stuff. >> Yeah. So you can, you know, if you send me this, you used whatever. >> Yeah. >> You know, I'll send you a hundred dollars. >> Yeah, you used underwear. I'll give you 20 grand for you. >> Lisa is not sending-- >> I'm not saying-- >> You don't know anything about it. >> I know. >> I know. >> You know what, she can stick to the naughty reader. >> As the evening wore on, several people lay down and started stroking one another. It became a sizable cuddle puddle. >> Hi, this is Harry Styles. >> And we're back with Billie and Lisa in the morning. Bosses, number one hit music station. >> Kids 108. >> Morning, everybody. Justin here. Welcome back to the show. So the Billie and Lisa show consists of, well, Billie and Lisa, the host, and then myself, Justin. And then there's Winnie. Well, of course we love, but you know what, there is never a dull moment with her every single day. >> Winnie does a lot of stuff behind the scenes that a lot of people may not realize, right, Lisa? >> Yes. >> Like, I don't know half the stuff Winnie does. Luckily for me and for our listeners, Winnie posted on social yesterday, kind of a demonstration as to the stuff she does early in the morning trying to prepare for the show. Problem with that is that during the entire post, Winnie had a giant stain on her shirt and never bothered to mention it. Okay, go to my Instagram in Winnie's world, okay? And I, on the way here, I was drinking oatmeal, trying to get some protein food in before I came here, and a little bit spilled on my sweatshirt. So I had a tie to go pen in my car, and I had just, you know, got the stain out. So when I was doing it, it hadn't dried yet. >> Yeah. >> So it wasn't necessarily a stain. It was a tie to go. >> Yeah, but the fact is the stain jumps right out at you, and I just think that you should have addressed it otherwise, it appears to the average person that that's the way we operate. >> No, it's not. >> He's drilling down on our sweatshirt. >> I mean, it kind of smacks you in the face. >> Yeah. >> There's nothing little about that stain. >> I did it. >> It reflects on us as a group, it's my point. >> It's my point. >> And then I wasn't going to repost it like that, I don't know. >> Did you see it, Lisa? >> I didn't see it yet. But stains happen. >> Thank you, Lisa. >> And that's how we roll here. >> Okay. >> We just keep going. >> The show must go on. >> Exactly. >> You had a giant stain on your shirt, would you post on social media like it wasn't there? >> It was not the stain. >> It was an after stain. That was removed. That was drying. I might have put a little emoji over it or something. >> Exactly. >> Like the billion Lisa logo. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Draw a circle around it with an arrow and just write, sorry, stain. >> All right. >> Address it, acknowledge it, otherwise people think that's how we live. >> I need the people to weigh in, in Winnie's world, go look at the post, I don't think it's that bad. >> No, people have been weighed in on Winnie's world. They have a little issue. >> Some of the comments, the fact that you did not address the stain is disgusting. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> It's not a stain. It's tied. >> You should have removed it. >> You should have removed it. >> Remove a stain. >> Yeah. >> And the shadow. Try pre-soaking in biz, the extra strength pre-soaker that works beyond the shadow of a stain. >> See, because if you don't address the stain, which, by the way, was gigantic, if you don't address it, they feel as though all of us live our lives the same way. >> Oh, no, I mean, we all know I am nothing like the three of you. >> Okay. As long as we got that cleared up. >> You got to represent yourself much better than that. >> Billy is so anti-stain. >> Yeah. >> Well, you throw clothes away when you spill something, so that's a different level. >> He'll throw a boat away if it had too much damage. >> Yeah. >> It horrifies my wife. Now, you know, I told you, she's like, whatever now. >> Yeah. >> So, like, if I stain something or if I spill something, she'll jump in and say, "I know we got to throw it away," or, "I know we just have to sink the boat. It's worthless." >> Yeah. Well, the stain on that shirt wasn't the only problem with Winnie, I'll tell you. >> Oh. Hey, good morning, guys. Hey, Winnie, I think you lost any chance. It's sympathy for your stain on your shirt when you said that you were drinking oatmeal. Who drank oatmeal? >> Good question. >> I was driving, so I wasn't using a spoon. I had it in the cup with, like, some milk berries. >> Yeah. Well, it must have been really soupy. >> Well, no, it was just like, I had like, I didn't oatmeal, I eat oatmeal with milk. So I had milk in like blueberries in oatmeal, in a cup, and I was drinking it. >> Yeah, again. I was driving. >> Maybe next time I put a bib on or something to cover this. You've got to see this thing like this, like, amazing. I like the emoji idea. >> Right. Just play with that, you know. >> Hey there, it is Ryan Seacrest with you. >> You want to make this summer unforgettable? Join me at Chumba Casino. It's this summer's hottest online destination. They are rolling out the red carpet with an amazing welcome offer just for you. So don't wait. 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