Marnie Screams into the Void
87: Clarence “Coup-Coup” Thomas
August 9th, 2024. 87 days left. Clarence Cuckoo Thomas. Clarence Thomas used to be so quiet, famously silent, silent all those years. One day he decided he would never shut up, at least when it comes to trampling the rights of Americans, or Americans who aren't billionaires at least. He's a creep who sexually harassed Anita Hill. He's taken gazillions of dollars, rough estimate, in bribes from Harlan Crow, who is basically a trash can filled with money and rebuffed subpoenas. Clarence's wife Jenny is also a walking dumpster fire of corruption and insanity. You could say Cuckoo even. Directly involved in the January 6th insurrection in cahoots with Koch brothers and Leonard Leo, yet devoted hubby Clarence felt no need to recuse himself from decisions regarding the overthrow of an election. "How should I fuck over America today?" he asks himself. "Cover up wifey's coup attempts. Overturn rovy wade. Signal, alien cannon, how to use some serious bullshit to throw out Don Old's classified Doc's theft. Ah, jeez, I'm so busy. When can I find time to outlaw contraception and gay rights? I need another billionaire-funded vacay." The depths of Thomas's depravity and corruption would fill pages and pages and pages. But I don't have time for that. I have to go to work because billionaires have zero interest in bribing me.