The Group Chat
#116 - HAPPY ☺
-Me, me, me, me, me. -Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the group chat podcast. -AnAleons. -Analeons, we can't forget those. -What episode are we on? -This is 116, baby. -116, 116, that's right, because 115 was the last episode. -Yep, yeah, 115. -We should make it 116. [MUSIC PLAYING] -This is 116. Brock, can't you understand what you're doing right now? -No, this music. -Okay, I'm still playing this. -I guess so. -I probably-- I probably-- -Oh, man, I might have to recreate it, because you might be copy it. -That would be fun to go on your little, like-- -Am I either going to recreate it or make it really bad? -Yeah, I was going to say, make it poo-poo. -Yes. -Just take it poo-poo, dude. -Stored it, or use the flute, the flute. Remember the old flutes or the recorders? -Can't wait for people to start driving, like when we put on the group chat podcast, but a new episode. [MUSIC PLAYING] -You're going to cause deaths. -We're going to cause a lot of deaths. -You know, it doesn't cause deaths. -What? -Game reception using code. -This is true. -Oh, my god. Oh, my god. -Not a single-- -Oh, my god. We're sponsored by game ourselves. -We are. -And you can use code group. -Forgets how much percent off? -And then, and, and-- -We never asked if we could do, like, 50, right? -Oh, yeah, we never did, actually. -True. -No, it's funny, because we only asked if we could do 10% more. We never asked for, like, less, you know? We asked if you type owed. Hey, I mean, we talked about it, you know? Yeah. What the fuck are we not talked about? -On this podcast? -Yeah. -This podcast has been going forever. Well, I'll say what we haven't talked about. I'm in a new place. -That's true, that's true. -That's true. That's true. For the drugs. -What are we got going on, Ivan? -All the way to the back. -Wow. -In the back. In the back. -Wow. -In the back. -Dude, that's a really big room. I'm not going to lie. -It is a huge room. -Those ceilings are huge. Is this the primary room in the house? -It must be. It has to be. -Do you have a bathroom in your room? -No. We all share the same bathroom, like, like, animals. -No, ah. -There's only one bathroom. -There's two bathrooms, but one has a bathtub and one has a shower. And, but we're going to turn the bathtub into a shower, I think, that's the problem. -Oh, yeah, you just put a curtain up. -But, yeah, right? -So, yeah, you need the thing that actually turns it into a shower, but yeah. -You need a shower head, or there's no shower head? -No shower head. -Oh, well, there's attachments that you can get that connect with the bottom that go all the way up. We're going to tap into it. -You got a crazy bathroom back in Jersey. -I do? -Yeah, you have, like, the big square with, like, all the little handles and crap. -Dude, that thing looks like a spaceship. -That thing jerks you off. -That thing really does. -You press one button or something, you twist a knob there. -That's where you -- -All over the place. -Sorry. -That's where you recorded all those, like, terrible awful videos. Yeah, and that one, yeah, that's a shower. Are you talking about my TikTok? -Yeah. -Yeah. -Wait, it depends. -No, I'm talking about the porn. -Yeah, the porn. -No. A lot of the really horrible ones are from the upstairs bathroom. Remember? -Oh, there's -- -So, there's another one. -Oh, my God, you did. -Yeah. So, the nice one that my dad redid. I'm so confused, sorry, this is like -- -Which photo? -There's a photo of you. You're facing the walls. It was when we visited, I think. Or no. -Oh, wait. Are you talking about a Isaac picture? -Yeah, Isaac took a photo, yeah. -Yeah, so -- -Was that when it was? It was. It was -- you were there because this is when I got the tattoo on the back of my neck. And so, I was taking a shower and I took off the little plastic wrap that they have. Like, forget what they call it, but it's to help protect it from getting dirty. I took it off and I asked Isaac to take a picture of it while I was butt-ass naked in the shower. And he takes a .5 and my back looks so wide and you just see my two tiny butt cheeks at the very bottom. -His butt to, like, thigh reach, it was, like, parallel. -Oh, my God. -He had a pair of Twin Towers, like, just -- it was pretty parallel. -Oh. -It was kind of funny. It was pretty funny. -Dude, my butt cheeks are, like, a little wrenched up. I was. -Yeah. -But, like, I didn't know that he was able to see my ass. I guess I didn't think about it. -And speaking of, like, all of our friends, I think they all drowned in it. -We overseas mission. -I'm sorry to bring it back to this reference, but we got Thanos snapped. -Yeah. -Oh, my gosh. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -Yeah, that was out of left field. -Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -It's okay. -Yeah, we were missing half the podcast. So, I'm going to stretch or I'm going to do something with Grunk right in the middle right here. -Yeah. Hey, guys. -I'm getting blown up today. -I wish I could, like, animate, like, really good, and I'll give you this, like, stupid robot arms that just float, like, idling. -Just, like, like, a Karen, but, like, with just, like, arms and, ah, can I have a dope? -You need to learn how to code and animate and become a designer. -I know. I've been watching movies. -We can hook them up with a Vtuber rig. -Oh, but it's just the lower half. It's, like, my torso. -I just need the arms. That's all I need. -Yeah. We need the arms and maybe legs. -Maybe legs? -Maybe. -Yeah, maybe legs. -Dude. Okay, guys. Can I tell a funny story? -Yeah. -Better make me like it. -Uh-oh. -What is that? -Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah. -It's where you put batteries. -The coins. -The coins. That's what I want. -That's what that is, right? -That's what that is, right? -This is a coin holder, right? -Yeah. -No, it's not a coin holder. -No, what is that? -What is that? -It's a happy. -Happy. -Right. -That's what it is. -Okay. -That's the function. So you can roll. It's a rolling tray. Why did I say "happy"? -It's a rolling tray. -It's a rolling tray. -Oh, yeah. Can you say something right now that I can just sample? -Happy. -Okay, that's perfect. -Okay, great. -Okay. So, yeah, this is a rolling tray, and my mom was like, "Here's one of your dad's old relics from the past, and my mom is not cool with weed stuff." So I was like, "What? Why are you giving me this? Is this a signal like?" -No question. -You do not watch the podcast. -I don't know. She does. -You don't smoke at all. -No, you don't smoke. -I don't. No, not at all. This is just like for decoration. -It's a college. -It's a good thing that they teach you. -So she gives it to me, and is like, "Here's one of your dad's old relics." And I was like, "What is she trying to say here? Is she trying to say like, "This is like, she's okay with it now? Like, she's lit now?" Or what? My mom is already lit. That doesn't. You don't have to like, "That's stuff to be lit." But like, you know, I was confused. But then my dad asked me why. -I don't need alcohol to have fun. -Yeah. My dad walked in. It was like, my mom was like, "I gave Jack your old tray thing." And my dad was like, "Oh, oh, that's a coin tray. Yeah, my coin tray." And then my mom really caught on really fast. It was like, "Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I'm taking it back." -They've definitely discussed it before. They're like, "Okay, if this ever gets brought up, it's a coin tray. Nothing else." That's the key word. A coin tray. Do you hear that? Boom. -Your dad and mom talked about that one tray for a really long time. They've talked about it. -I'm sure. -Is that the exact one or no? -What do you mean? -Is that the one that you have? Is that the one that... -Yeah, the one that my dad had and my mom gave me. -So he rolled with that design on that tray. -Oh, yeah. Are those dinosaurs or elephants? -No, they're elephants. -So I say your dad is rolling up with dinosaurs. I've been lit. -You know what they know to make? -Oh, fuck. -Okay. I'm about to lose a million dollars with this one. -Okay. So you know those like cards that when you turn them, they have two little images on them? -Yes. -Oh, yeah. -Yeah. So you make a tray because you're going to get... -Oh, yeah. -You're grabbing. You just fucking play with it forever. -Oh, yeah. -Come on, baby. -Whoa. -Come on, baby. -That'd be dope. -That'd be dope. -But your sucks. -No, no, no. You cover it with glass or something. Yeah, yeah. -Okay, that is genius. -Yeah. -You cover the glass or you could just have... Then that would suck. I mean, you could just do it over an iPad. -Dude, I fucking had an idea. That's true. You could... -Oh, that'd be so funny. You have like an animated like furnace or something. -Oh, my God. -Are you rocks? -No, no, no. Making a challenge or making like a forest background. -Oh, my God. -It's hard to even see. -Or making it like a hand slowly reaching out, like towards a camera. [laughter] -Rolling a quicker. -It's a good challenge. You had to get rolled up for the challenge. -Oh, my God. We're making so many ideas right now, dude. This is genius. -Okay. -Dude, someone can make that into a Roblox game. -No. -Roll a blunt. -Stop. We cannot continue on with the Roblox game. -Okay. Roblox. Roblox developers are just going to start looking at this podcast. I feel like to just get more and more ideas. -Maybe to laugh at us. -Dude. I remember a few podcasts ago when I was like, "Nah. I won't say the idea. I don't want to talk about the idea that I had." And everyone made a little awkward. Okay, because you remember, right? It was about you. I'm just going to air it out because it's not going to happen now. -Oh, shit. -But the idea was, maybe you don't remember. The idea was that, Grunk, you said that you hate when people come to your, like, they go to your line at, like, Wegmans, and that they hate when they just make you do the bags and everything, and they come with cartfuls of shit. So the idea that I had was that for a group video, we go to Wegmans. Every one of us gets a cart, fills it up with a whole bunch of shit, and goes straight to your aisle. -Oh, my God, I do remember that. Okay, I do remember that. -It goes straight to your register and makes you bag it all, and then we donate all the food to, like, charity. -I used to be making, like, a Rolex game, and that's the direction you were going to go. -No, no, that would have been a role. That would be a fun Rolex game. -It's already a game. -Really? -Yeah. -Really? -Yeah. -It's already a game. -It's already a game. -The bagging one? -Yeah, the bagging one. There's a bagging game. Well, it's not just a bagging game, but it's a part of, like, I think it's a, I don't know what they call it. It's not a tycoon. It's not a simulator. -It's a barbecue. -It's a barbecue. Yeah, it's a super mic. It actually might be a tycoon. -It might be a simulator. -It might be a simulator. I don't know. Don't talk about it. -I wonder what it means would be Joe with that. -No. You just call it something else. You know how they do in the movies, right? iPhone, you call it iPhone. I don't know. -Right. -Yeah. Paraphone. -Paraphone. -Exactly. Paraphone. -Yeah. Or do what I... What did GTA do? They did a... -Oh, what did they do? -I'm going to look at it. -It was still an apple, wasn't it? -No. -No. -It was a bowl. It was a bowl. -It was a bowl. -It was a bowl. -It was called the "eye fruit". -I fruit. That's what it was. -Yeah. -And then I Carly had the pear shape. -Paraphone. -The paraphone. -Was it a paraphone? -Yeah. -Wow. That's the knockoff. -It's interesting. -That's the knockoff. -I mean, realistically, they're just naming fruits, right? -Just kind of chilling. -Oh, yeah. It's just a fruit. -I and then a fruit bowl. Everybody gets it. Everyone's like, "Oh, yeah, wow. Like the Ivanana." -I don't know if people who watch the podcast know about this, but these plants are actually like pineapples, but they're really big stems. -No, they're not. -Yeah, there's pineapples underneath them. -Oh, yeah, they're hiding. -Yeah, they're hiding. -They're just really tall pineapples. -They're just really, really big pineapples with huge stems. -Wow. -What are we going to do about the lean jug? We talk about it every time. -You know what we're going to do. At some point, we're going to be-- -Can we just dump it in the pool? -We were this close, by the way. We were this close to at one point, go on Instagram Live and then dump it. Also, we're not dumping all the plants because that's going to create an actual, like, zombie infestations. -Yeah. -I don't know. It's going to just blow up. -Dude, this house is weird. Okay, so have you ever watched-- have you both ever watched-- what was that one horror movie where it's like a-- it's like a Lorraine and the other fucking guy and they go to this house with, like, a bunch of kids to get-- it's like a family home and then the mom gets possessed and she's in the chair and she goes upside down. -Oh, yeah. Yeah. Is that the conjuring? -The conjuring, yes. I don't know why I can't think of that. I'm sorry. -I think I might have seen it. I don't know. -Have you seen it? -I don't know. -I've seen it. -I probably have. -I laughed at it because the way that she was, like, flipping upside down and, like, being tossed everywhere in the basement. -You laughed at that. Was that scary? -That was a-- that was a crazy intense moment, man. -I think that I have nervous laughter with stuff like that, though. -I have that with, like, like, psalm movies. -Psalm movies? -I see a saw trap. I'm like, oh. -Oh. -Oh. -I know saw traps are evil. Have you seen that picture of SpongeBob, the drawing of SpongeBob with, like, the draw mask on? -Oh, my God. No. Oh, my God. No. -It's really scary. -Oh, my God. I don't want to go down that path right now. Maybe after, right? Oh, my God. He's running his-- -Wow. He keeps his mind open still. -Damn. Yeah. Where was I going with it? -The movie. -The movie. -Okay. So there's this one scene where, like, a bunch of crows or a bunch of birds start, kind of, like, tornadoing around the house when it gets really possessed when the house is like, right? -Right. -Fucked in the moms, like, whatever. They start, like, crashing into the windows, like, they start fucking killing themselves by slamming into the house. There was a group of, like, I don't know what kind of bugs outside of my window that were just smacking themselves into my window. And that's the first thing I came to mind, right? -Okay. -Now-- -Wait, what was smacking into the window? -It was just, like, these, like, little, like, these little, like, round, like, thick bugs. They weren't, like, the little flies or nothing. They were, like, fat little, like-- -I don't know. -I don't know. -Maybe. -Yeah. -But they weren't crickets. -They weren't crickets, no. -They were smaller than crickets? -They were just round. They were, like, round little, like-- -Cicada? -Maybe. It might have been. I don't know. -Oh, cicadas are so dumb. It probably wasn't cicada. -I don't know. -I don't even know what they look like up close. I have no idea what they look like. I just know-- -They've read us. -Yeah, they are really annoying. -They're really loud. But that was happening. I freaked out for, like, you know, maybe a few seconds or so. But it was a good freakout. It was, like, one of those ones where you, like, that's the first thing I came to mind. That's the first scene. And then I realized, you know, it's nighttime. My room is brightest, fuck. It's light. Like, holy shit, a giant light source. And they're just-- -Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. -Then he goes down-- -Then he goes down stairs and Isaac's, like, hanging upside down in the couch. -Yeah. I'm like, yeah. -He's starting to float everywhere. -Yeah. Grant's, like, trying to, like, you know, repel him or something. I don't know. I'm trying to crucify. -I thought this actually happened for a second. I was like, what the-- -Yeah, that was-- -He's like, that was a start. The start of the bugs. And you go down stairs and Isaac's eating his food upside down. He's, like, pointing at-- -Like, I'm not the sink. -Yeah, dude. -But yeah, this-- yeah, yeah, that was just my little freak out that I had. This was yesterday, by the way. -That was yesterday? -Last night. -That was last night. -After we got off-call? -Yeah. -Bro. -Because it was that night, it was late at night, and my room-- like, I turned out in my room lights. I usually don't use my over-- I hate over-head lighting. Like, I hate-- -Yeah, he does. He actually-- -Yeah, I do too. -Oh, my God. -You guys were so mean to me that one time when we first moved into the other house, I remember I used my overhead light, and you were, like, I remember you turned off the light, and you're, like, don't use the overhead light. -Yeah. -I was, like, damn. -That's my light. -Yeah, and I stick-- -Dude, look at this one. Fair enough. -Aww. -That's a vibe, you know? And you know, you read a good-- -Wait. Can I see that? Let me see that lamp one more time? -All right, don't make that face. -Let me see those lamp shades. -Don't look at me like that. -Can you bring us a little closer to the lamp shades? -Yeah, bro. -What is that design supposed to be? -It looks like a-- what is it called? Oh, my God, dude, you know what it looks like? It looks like the Ant King from Hunter X Hunter? -The Ant King. -Come on. Or it looks like Mojo Jojo from-- -Oh, my God. -For Powerpuff Girls. -For Powerpuff Girls. -Yeah, Powerpuff Girls. -Didn't it kind of look like it? Maybe the eyes, but then he has a giant head wrap. -Yeah. For the listeners at home, we're admiring grunks. -It looks like-- -It looks like one of those birds that have, like, the feathers that they-- -Peacock. -Peacock. It looks like a peacock. I hate when that happens, by the way. Like, what you just said, where you couldn't think of it and you have to describe it, that happens to me all the time. -I do. I've already done this podcast, like, I think, four or five times. I don't even know what to-- -I know. -For some reason, I can-- -You know what did it? -You can picture pictures? -COVID. -But you can't-- -Okay, stop. Keep bringing-- -No, it's not COVID. -It's the vaccine that did it. -Oh, it changed everything, bro. -It's the vaccine. -COVID did something to these kids, bro. -No, the vaccine poisoned us. -Dude, I swear I think I got slower after the vaccine. -You fucking say anything else about COVID. I'm going to chop your head off on stream. -I think you're just getting older and slower as you age. -What the heck? -You're going to start sounding like one of those old people who are like these young ass kids, bro. -Dude, I was 20 years old. I was 20 years old, and I started feeling like I was getting slower and dumber. That doesn't make sense. -Yeah. -I didn't feel like that. -I guess so. -That's why, because I got smart. -You feel like that, Gronk? -Not really, but recently, I've been getting way more clumsy in, like, making spelling errors. -The vaccine? I'm telling you. -No, long-term COVID effects. -Are you being genuine or no? -Dude, he's ultimate troll. -Dude, ultimate troll. -Dude, ultimate troll. -Yeah, troll. -Yeah, troll. -You are the master leader. -Tell me, like, I've read it so many times in the comments, like, "Oh, my God, Nick. Why is he--?" It's like, you do dumb shit where you do dumb shit where you go down this stupid rabbit hole that you're totally just bullshit on, but you do it in such a serious way. You never, like, tell nobody you're like, "Only people who, like, I can understand it." People understand it. They're like, "Okay, that's clearly a jug." Do you have no idea how many people that do it? Buy it. -Yeah. -Guys, whenever Nick talks about some dumb shit, it's some dumb shit, bro. -But, like, that's the podcast. That's the podcast. We just talk about dumb shit. -Yes, but, like, I look you for a bet when I'm reading it and people are discussing about it. I'm like, "No." -Yeah, like, kind of serious. -It's just like, bro, it's just bait after bait after bait. Like, there's going to be someone that's going to 100% talk about the long-term effects of COVID. -Like, I hate that I'm saying it because it's a really funny bit that people are still falling forward. Like, the whole pyramid shit that you always brought up and people were like, "Oh, my gosh, bro, that was so funny." I think even I thought you were being real. -Yeah. -Right. -I just went down this rabbit hole of, like, the whole pyramid's thing, and this, like, apparently, this one guy was, like, hiding secrets about the pyramids and that the pyramids, they perfectly resembled a speed of light and had the coordinates that they were placed at, and they're true north, and it's like, you know-- -One thing we do get-- -Aleons are real, dude. -One-- or-- -I guess one thing we do fuck up on a lot is that we accidentally, like, think we're right on something, and we go down that, and then we're completely wrong the whole time. -Yeah. -There was one thing you brought up. You said Ebola. -It was E. coli. -It was E. coli. [laughter] -You brought up-- Okay, so remember what we talked about in the Olympics, and he was like--he was talking about, like, how there was swimmers or some shit. -See, I'm not even getting--I'm so non-confident about this that I'm like, "Fuck, I can't help you." -I am scared about-- -I can cover your ass, okay? -I can cover my ass, okay? -In the Paris 2024 Olympics-- -Oh, wait, I don't even know. Okay, go ahead. -Yeah, in the Paris 2024 Olympics, the swimmers were supposed to swim outside, like, there was outdoor swimming or something. I don't know the name of the river, but because it's something in French, but apparently they were saying that it was contaminated with, like, eight times the amount of E. coli that is normally safe to swim in, but I said that I remember it, dude, we were like, there's a safe amount of Ebola you can-- [laughter] -Wait, did I say-- -Did I say-- -Did I say E. coli or Ebola? -You said Ebola. -No. -You said Ebola. -Okay, maybe I did, because I--because, you know what, because I said we were making fun of the Disney--it looked like the Disney stream. -That's exactly--and then I looked it up, and I was like, "Oh, yeah," and then we went that, and then we said you got on the knuckles, and then we--oh, I brought a couple of this. -What? -Yeah, I brought up you got on the knuckles, and it was like-- [laughter] -You know, like, it was like VR chat, you got on the knuckles, too, man. -Dude, imagine trying to explain that you listened to the group chat podcast, and this is the shit that they be talking about. -It was-- -They be talking about Ebola in the Paris, like, French Olympics, and then talking about Uganda knuckles, like-- -Yeah. -That makes no fucking sense. -Where'd you like that? -I love this job. -There's, like, no topics that we stay on. -No. -No, not one. -No. -I think with video was that we can kind of keep steady boat a little bit, you know? Not too harsh or wave. -The way that I explain this podcast to anyone that's curious about it is that it's an ADHD, like, ADHD in a podcast form. Like-- -I just say that it's-- -I just say that it's like, we're an entertainment podcast, like a comedy entertainment podcast, and then people are like, "What are you talking about?" It's like, like, whatever, really, like, current events, stories. -We talk about shit. -We talk about shit. -Yeah, don't shit. -We got to say it like that every time. We just talk about shit. -It is shit. It is dumb shit. Like-- -We don't take ourselves serious. -We're just a bunch of hoopla, a whole bunch of hoopla. -A bunch of hobos. We're a bunch of hobos. -Honestly, we are. We're just squatting, honestly, in this house. -Yeah. [laughter] -I just-- -I just-- -Yeah. -Yeah. -I just applied for two baby kittens. -Yay! -And-- -What? Why do you face palm? -Because when is my time going to come in? I want to-- -Oh, seriously? -You can have bento, but-- -I want to have bento. -Would you take bento? -I want to have bento. That's fucked up. -I will only take a pet when I got my own crib. -Fair enough? -Yeah. -I got my crib. -Yeah. -Would you take bento if I gave him to you? -I would. -Yeah. -If I had a house and everything, I would. -Yeah, bento's chill. -I would. -Bento's chill. I really hope that-- -Can you please make sure that-- -Well, I actually-- Wait, because-- Okay, so when I'm going to call with you, it was like-- -It was almost-- -It was supposed to be about bento doing some dumb shit. Like, bento-- No! -It's-- I'm like, what is he doing? He's like, "Dude, he's on my table. He's messing with these USB sticks on my-- on my desk, and it's like turning off the lights." -It is. It was. Yesterday-- That was last night we were talking about it, right? -I think that was the night before. -No, I think it was last night. -Bam, though. -Okay, whatever. Either way, either way, we were talking in call, and I have this one USB light that's plugged into this USB hub. He was stepping on the USB hub, and it was causing my lights to flicker. He also jumps on top of my PC. Do you remember in lastly VC when Jambo shut off Schlats PC? -Yeah. That's probably what's going to happen. -He did that to me while it's playing CS. -Oh, did it turn off? -No way. -Yes. He was on my tower. His paw-- like, if this was the button, his paw was, like, right here, and he kept on moving his paw over to the blue light, because it blinks blue, and then he stood up, put all of his weight onto it, and it turned off my PC. -He's so simple. -He is so simple. -Yeah, that is like-- -He sees color, and he, like, wants to go to it. That's funny. -So then I had to turn the PC back on, and I watched him just laying up there with his paw kind of, like, sideways, and I had to keep on moving his paw, like, away from the blue light. -Why don't you put him in, like, air gel? -I don't-- yeah. Why don't I just do that? -Why don't you do that? -I put him in a big bubble. -Air gel? -Yeah, air gel. -Why don't I just put him into a big hamster ball? -Wait, that'd be fun. You think he'd-- -Well, I don't know, because then I feel like he'll see the-- okay, does your tower have, like, a glass panel? -Uh, yeah, it does, actually. -I feel like he'll see that, and he'll just run right into it and just fucking-- -Dude, I think the concept of just, like, having your little hamster running around in the house in a ball all day. -Dude! -I'm going to-- -What is it? -What is it? -What are they doing? -Oh, they're so fucking stupid. -Like, just-- -Run around. Like, what? Is it having fun, even? -Yeah. They're exercising. Have you seen those TikTok lives of people? They're, like, there's a camera of TikTok lives of these hamsters that are just running, like, infinitely on these, like, hamster wheels? -Yeah, yeah. Three of them at a time, and they're all tripping over each other in the hamster wheels. I like the ones that, like, stop, and they just keep spinning with the thing until they unblung off. -Yeah. -I always think about if the animals, like, actually have joy about things, like, or they just, like-- -Yeah, yeah, what the full dogs do is, like, doing it. -Well, dogs are obvious, but, like, hamsters, like, you don't see them smiling, you don't see them frowning, like, you don't see them, like, do they jump around when their owner gets along? Like, yeah, exactly, like, when you serve them food, do they, like, get a happy and clap or do they just, like-- -Like, what's their sign of affection and enjoyment you're saying? -Yeah. Because there is no, like, okay. -I know there's gonna-- there's probably a hamster owner in the-- in the comments right now typing away. Like, there was-- -Oh, yeah. -There was-- there was-- -But actually, too. -There was one because we were talking about how they die randomly. -They die stupidly, and then they're like, "Well, actually." -Hey, they said, "Hey, to be that person." -Yeah, they do. -Fare it off, gotta give them credit where it's due. -I hate you. -Oh, wait, what they said? They said that to be fair, that it's usually when the hamster dies, it's because the owner did not take care of them properly. -Oh, yeah, yeah. Definitely. -I mean, I never had a hamster, so I can't really reflect back and be like, "Did I really take her?" Did you have one? -I had three. -Did you take care of them properly? The way you should have, and then just-- -Okay, so-- -Oh, here we go. See, it's-- when it's not a straightforward answer, it's gonna be a no. -I'm explaining it as simple as possible. So, my-- -Sounds like guilty of shit. -No, I am not guilty. Look. -Okay, go ahead. -Okay, long story short, my dad had a hamster named Amy. And it was a guy. He was a boy, boy, hamster. My sister and I were arguing over what we would name the hamster, so when we went through the register to check out, he asked the woman what her name was, and her name was Amy, so he named the boy hamster Amy because my sister and I couldn't decide on a name. -What the hell? -Oh, my gosh. -Mine was named Munchy and hers was named Chippy. And-- -You're a munch. -Yeah. Yeah, he was the munch. Dude, my dad's hamster, Amy, cut out my hamster's eyeball. Like-- -Oh, my God. -They got into a fight, and my hamster lost one eye. Yeah, it was fucked up. -Wow. Did you give it an eye patch? -No, you gave it an eye patch, but-- -Have you ever seen this really horrible clay animation called Hamster Hill? -Oh, my gosh. -Oh, my gosh. -It's a really disturbing-- -It's always the clay--clamations. -Clamations are disgusting. -Yeah, they're fucking weird, but that's how I found out that mom hamsters eat their babies sometimes. -If they can't take care of them or something? -If they can't take care of them. Or it was like-- so basically, I don't remember the exact-- or the whole story, but I just remember the part where the kids saw that the mom had babies. He grabbed the babies to look at them, and he was like, "Oh, it's so cute." And I guess the scent rubbed off onto the babies. -It didn't disown it. -It disowned them, and then he ate them, and yeah. -Whoa. -That happens with-- dude, I watched that in a fucking Adventure Time episode. -What? -Remember? -Remember with Finn, he was trying to get one of those things to go back to his mother. You guys remember what I'm talking about? Look it up. -What? -A Adventure Time Baby Disowned by Mom. You're going to see it watch. It was an actual episode. -Oh, the little black and white guy? He was like a little-- -Oh, you're talking about this thing that has like two balls, it's just like the-- -Yeah, that guy. -The peanut-looking thing. -Yeah. -The peanut-looking thing. -I remember that. -That's me right there. Mama jiggler. -Yeah, mama jiggler. -Yeah. -The baby jiggler. -Oh, and it would have like a little-- it would have a little tune. -Yeah. -Yeah. -This guy. -And he was like, "Hey, you picked that--" -And the mom was like, "Me." -Yes! -He picked that, "Me." This is your kid. -What? -Why don't you love it? -Yeah. -Oh, Finn. -The jiggler. -The jiggler. -Wait, can we play like a little tune? -Yes. -Because it was actually such a good song. -Yes. -Oh, dude. This whole vibe is just beautiful. -The jiggler. -I love Adventure Time. -I didn't have a horrible thing I've ever seen. -That is not really that adorable. -That's pretty cute. -Wait, doesn't it have like autotune or something? -It's like Word's liquid. It's growth. But it's Word's liquid when it's dying, no? -It gets-- oh. -Right there. -Oh, my God. -Oh, my God. -I don't remember that happening. It's like bleeding. -All right. Come in. -See it's bleeding. -Oh! -Ew, ew, ew. -Okay. Yeah, it's kind of gross. -You want that? -Oh. -This episode always freaked me out, man. -Oh, Jesus. Okay. -Oh, my God. -Okay. Well, that's really the sturt ring. -Yes, so strange. -Jesus Christ. I don't know. -I like your hips. -Your story, bro. -Yeah. -My hamster story? -Yeah. -Oh. -Did you take good care of them or no? -Yeah. I think-- yeah, mine got his eye ripped out, but it still lived. And then my sister's just died of natural causes. But my dad's ended up getting out, I think, from the hamster cage somehow. And it crawled underneath-- we had a cat at the time. So it ran away from the cat, went underneath the refrigerator, and died. -I'm not that-- dude, you guys-- what circle are we going to? -The deepest one. The deepest one. -The deepest. -The deepest. -It's so sad. -It's just-- -It is horrible. It is, imagine it running out of-- -It's like-- it's just collapsing. -It's like-- it's like-- and then like seven weeks later, it's just fucking rubble. -You guys don't look at all like you think it's horrible. You guys laughed. -I was not-- yeah. It's not good. -I was laughing out of a discomfort, actually. -Yeah. Me too. I was very uncomfortable in this situation. -Yeah. It's on a crunk's face. -That reminded me of that one podcast episode of that one guy that said he got, like, molested by, like, a dance syndrome kid, and he kept on re-- Bobby Lee, and he kept on restating the same exact story. -He was like, "I'm in town if you laugh." -If you laugh, I'm going to leave the podcast. -He knew what he was doing. He fucking knew what he was doing. -And what do you say? He was like, "Every day first." -Yeah. He kept adding shit so that it throws you off. It was-- it was really easy. -It's just such a funny clip. It's such a funny clip because their reactions are so, like-- -I mean, like, you've been there, right, where, like, a friend-- you know, I've had a really awkward moment in high school when a friend had-- -Oh. -Oh. -Oh, you too. -I have a story. I'm reserving a story after your story. -Okay. Write it down. -No, no, no, no. -I don't remember all of my details. I just remember that we had this, like, we had this, like, meeting thing where we had-- I told you guys, like, I was in that GSA club, whatever. -Yeah. -And somebody had this drive then, basically, when they were younger, what's it called? So you know how, like, kids, or, like, they say, like, if a kid shows any sort of, like, like, feelings or inklings that they want to hurt an animal when they're young, it kind of-- it's like a serial killer thing. -Yeah. -Yeah. -They explained their story. And then somebody made a joke that they were going to be serial killer. And the kids around them, like, kind of backed away from them a little bit. And then we laughed about it, but it was, like, a really fucked up, like-- -Yeah. He was, like, everyone laughed, but, yeah, yeah, that was, like, the joke. -Really awkward vibe. Dude, people who, like, genuinely, like, do that where they kill animals is, like, starting youngness. -That's so sick. -Wow. -I want to read into it, though, because I'm like, "What? Why?" -Well, it's because-- -I think they just fail to kind of perceive emotions properly. -What could it be? -It could be mental. -Or they just don't-- they don't develop it at all. -They don't feel bad. -They don't feel bad, yeah. -They don't feel bad, yeah. -And then it elevates. -Dude, you seem like-- -I think your brain that blocks that, because, like, when I think about, like, that young, like, some of them are that young, is there already in enough, like, has there been enough time where, like, the surrounding influences have affected them that much, or that? You know what I mean? -I genuinely doesn't-- doesn't this have to do with, like, actual chemical imbalance? -That's what I'm saying. -Like, doesn't this have to do with, like-- -Like, that block is-- -Your brain, yeah, your brain is like-- -Your brain. -Yeah. -Is that considered, like, being psychotic, or sociopathic, or, like-- -I think so. -I think so. But I don't know about it at, like, a super young age. -Not psychotic. I don't like psychotic. You need someone to tell you that's not a good thing to do. Like, if they don't have someone to tell them that, then they'll just keep doing it. -Yeah, but then there are people in this world that will hear that that's not a good thing to do, and that they got you-- it got a reaction out of you, so they're going to do it again, and they'll do it again. -And those are the ones that need serious help. -Brah. -Yeah, I know a lot of people-- well, I knew a lot of people who-- when they were kids, they were, like, targeting cats. I don't know why. I don't know what cats are the usual-- -It's-- -How could you do that? -I don't know. It's really sad. Okay, so your story, Gronk. You said you have one dessert. -Okay, yeah. My story is not-- it's not really about an awkward situation. It's just like, what-- is one of those times where, like, you can't be laughing. -Okay. -But, like-- -Mm-hmm. -Oh, my gosh. I haven't felt like-- -Shit me and the other-- ---it's like, "Oh, keep us straight face." Um, so we were at this, like, antique shop, and it was me, my partner in Camden, and, um, this lady comes over-- the lady that-- that works there, she owns it, I think, what I'm-- -Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, well, it's time. So, sorry. I was-- -Run it back. Run it back. -Sorry, sorry. Okay. Okay, okay. -A lady? -Okay. -Go ahead. -Yeah, lady. -Okay. -Like, just-- how they clean-- because-- how they do it, they, like, re-- restore old things, right? -Mm-hmm. -They're, like, telling about-- she's telling us about how they, like, do the wood, like, how they restore the-- the old wood. -Right. -And she's talking about how they had to put glue into a hole, and she goes, like, this? Like, we had to put the glue in the hole, like, this, and, like, twist it around, and, like, it oozes out, and, like, I was losing it. Like, I was, like-- oh, dude. -And, like, I had to-- I've never-- I haven't felt like that in years. Like, I literally started sweating, like, sweating bullets, because I was trying so hard not to laugh, and, like, I had to look down on the ground, and, like, not, like, I got to-- like, she was right in front of me, and I thought she was going to say something, like, oh, you're, you're being immature, or, like, I know, I know, but, like, she just ignored it, like, she acted like I wasn't even acting like that, but it was, like, so funny. Oh, my gosh. -Oh, my gosh. -What are you talking about? What do you mean-- what do you mean it oozes out? And you're doing this. Like, stop. -Oh. -You know what you're doing. It was so-- -Cool. -Was she an older person? Yes. Like, in her 70s, probably. -Was she-- was she sweet? Was she, like, stupid? -It was ridiculous. Was she sweet? -Yeah, was she innocently sweet? -Yeah, she was so sweet. That's why I was trying not to laugh. -Oh, okay. -Well, then, maybe-- -Because, like, maybe she didn't. She didn't-- I don't think she did know what she was doing, but it was like-- -She could have been the world's purest person. -Yeah. Dude, that excels, dude. -Yeah. And, like, it was ridiculous, I couldn't make eye contact, and I couldn't bring-- -I'm glad, though. Those are kind of my fair moments to have, like, you're really trying to hold it in-- -And, like, what was even more embarrassing than other two people that were with me didn't even-- they weren't acting like that, so it was just me. -Oh, so, like, now you feel-- then you feel, like, immature. You're, like, awesome. -Yeah, exactly. It's, like, I couldn't keep it together. -Oh, good. -It's just that, like, classic-- excuse me, it's, like, that classic, like, being quiet at the back of the, you know, the classroom. -Yeah, exactly. -Like, you're not in the back and right in front of the teacher. -Mm-hmm. -You're trying to hold it all together? Dude, there was this one-- there was this one face filter that I found on Snapchat, and I was sitting in the back of an Uber a few days ago, and I was trying so hard not to laugh out loud at it. I was, like, just a clip of me holding it. My laughter in the back of the Uber is so funny. But, dude, you know who's, like, I would say this to Isaac if he was here, Isaac hates conversations in an Uber. Like, we would be-- yeah, I think-- I'm pretty sure it's Isaac. Like, I know-- I know Yummy does. Yummy does not, like, having conversations much in an Uber. -Really? -Like, we'll just be sitting in the-- in an Uber or something like that, and then just-- I don't mind. I'll have a conversation in the front. -I fucking love-- I have-- I don't know if this is like-- -Well, like, conversation between you and me and the Uber's driving. -Right, right. -I don't know if I should-- but, okay, well, basically, I was going to say that, like, I love conversations like that, and I record them on voice memo. -Oh, my gosh. -Some of them are really funny. -Yeah. -But I have this-- I have this-- -You're on bed, bro, you're tapped. -I am a fed low-key, yeah. -You're tapped right now, aren't you? -Oh, shit. -I can start it right now. -What were we doing it, baby? -Yeah, we're already doing it. -Hey, you're welcome to the future. -No, I just-- I have this one funny one where-- it was, um-- it was warmer than the floor. I think I already talked about it. I'm pretty sure. Oh, god damn it. -You might have mentioned it to me. -I might have mentioned it. I might have mentioned the podcast. It was basically the sky that was taking us somewhere in Florida, and he was talking about Dogecoin and how you want it. Yeah, I talked about it everywhere now. -You talked about it on the podcast? -Yeah. -Okay. -Yeah, you wanted us to invest in Dogecoin or something like that, like-- -I forget exactly that. -Oh, my god, I remember him. I remember who he was. -No, it's kind of translating Spanish, like, trying to communicate. -That was when we were in Tampa. -Yeah. -And I'm pretty sure we were driving to moist criticals. -I think so. -Was I in that or was that after I left, actually? -You were there for that. -You might have been in a different car. I don't know. -You might have-- because I think Larry-- I know Larry and I definitely-- -I mean, that same trip that there was another one where we were going to the hotel, and he was talking about Ariana Grande-- no, no, was it-- Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift, because there was a concert. -Because there was a concert. -Oh, yeah. I do remember that as well. -But, dude, we need to go on a trip again with-- -No, no, no, it's so fun. It's always-- -I want to go to Colorado. -Me too, dude. I want to go-- -I want to go snowboarding. Fudge it. -Oh, my God. Fudge it. -Snowboarding? -Grunky down. -There. -Yep. Snowboard ski. -I want to go to Europe as well. -That'll be Li. -The Australia. I want to go to Australia. I just want to hit all over the fucking world, man. -That'll be Li. -Let's do a group chat world tour. -I want to kill all of these. -So crazy. -What do we have? What do we have to blimp? -Oh, my gosh. -A hot air balloon. We all had individual hot air balloons. -All of our faces blooped up on it. -What if we get a really big fan? -Can we start a blimp get together like a blimp meetup? You know how they have car meetups? Let's do a blimp meetup. -Yeah, but everyone-- -How many people have a blimp? -Dude, I saw one yesterday in the sky. I swam. -In Austin? -In our town. Yeah. There was just one early in the morning. No, it was two days ago, because it was in the morning when I was taking my car-- -I think those are only in video games, so that gave me some dead ass. -I'm dead ass. -What am I seeing one? I don't even see one. -It was a-- -I was never seen a blimp in real life. -It was a re-max blimp. -I don't think I-- -REMAX. -Look up re-max blimp. -You'll see the last one. -You'll see a picture of a blimp aside from a game was like World War II. -Yeah. -Okay, what do I look up? -Remax blimp. -Let's not be practical. -Remax? -REMAX blimp. -Yeah, they must not be practical. -Like, why is that not a rich people thing where they all just get a blimp and go-- -Like, okay. Is it a blimp where like people are eating? -Oh, it's a hot air balloon, not a blimp, sorry. -Oh, look at that. -Like, come on. Get out of here. -They're almost the same thing. -No, they're not. -No, they're not. -They're not. -Okay. Blimp's only existed like NASCAR for some reason. -What? -They're in NASCAR as well. -I bet they're dangerous. -I bet they're dangerous. -Browned? -Browned? -Come on, Vouch. Blimps are at NASCAR. -In the movies, maybe. -No, there you go. -Rah, look, there's your vouch. -Look it up right now. -Look up. Where are the blimp? Every single blimp. -Where the hell are the blimps? -The fuck? -There are 25 blimps left. -Oh, it's only been 50 years. -Yes, I told you look. See like the World War One. -Oh my gosh. That is actually so frightening. -No, dude. -Imagine World War One and you're like 18 years old. You've never seen anything but a farmland and you're fucking live and you get thrown into war and you see a giant, like this isn't the world, like how big is the world? Where like somebody spent their lifetime building this giant fucking-- -Right. -Yep. -Like it looks like a boat that's just in the sky. -It's so absurd. -It's like in a really scary way. -I don't know, dude. I have a fascination of like really insane, this is such a hard photo, but god damn. -Yeah, the Hindenburg? -Yeah. You're playing bad after the one? -Yeah. Dude, yes. Like literally the most legendary game ever. -It's so fucking sick. It's so sick. -Yeah. Blims are so dumb though. Let's just fill a giant floating tank up with gas that could blow up at any point. -Yeah. That's probably like with the gases that's inside of it. I'm pretty sure-- -Is it healing? -Is it empty in the inside? Is it just-- Are you sure it's not? -Are you sure it's not like fire? -Like you know how hot air balloons work? Because hot air rises inside of Blimp watch. It's going to be hollow. -Whoa, hold on now. Because they have elephants. -Why? That's not what this is. -And they have house. -Oh, hey. -A new generation of air. -A new generation. They have a cargo ship, houses and elephants. -Is that a circus blimp? -I guess. -Hey, look at them. -This is the group chat world tour blimp. -Bottom left. Bottom left. -Oh my gosh. We're not even doing a world tour in a blimp. Let me ridiculous. -Oh. -Like they see it flying over their town and they're like, "Look, they're finally here." -Oh my god. Do you think we'll get shot down though? Like somebody out there has to be like, "I want to troll. I just want to troll." -I want to troll. You kill them. -I want to troll. L-A-X, they get the planes that fly into L-A-X get shot at sometimes just by people that are on the ground like shooting up. -Oh, an accident purpose. -Oh, on purpose. -Wow. -Mm-hmm. -It's crazy. -Like guns, not laser. -No, yeah. No, guns. I asked, who did I ask? I don't remember where I found out from. -Now. -Yeah, I asked the owl. -I don't know what you said. -Mm-hmm. Nice. -That would be up virtually. -Oh, that was good. -Yeah. Email. Anyway, so yeah, look. Look at the bottom left. -Up one? -Up one? -Yeah, right there. -The good strings attached in the inside. It's a giant hollow circle. -No strings attached. -No strings attached. -No strings attached. Giant hollow with what is that air valves? -All right. Look at what blimps are filled with, and I'm pretty sure it's helium, but I'm kind of scared. -What blimps are? -Yeah. This is the misinformation podcast. -I already named it that. We can't name it again. -Helium. -Most common helium. -Hydrogen was commonly used in the early days of airships because it was lighter and was easier and thicker. -We didn't get that much helium. That can't be cheap. -Who did the math to like make it that scale and then not only just do that, but then be like, "All right, let's do it." And then they just got to work. That's crazy, man. Y'all won't fuck us back in the day. Who's old as hell listening to this? Because you're almost as smart as hell. Y'all just went to work. I'm over here in my room stressing about ideas, ideas, ideas, never execution. Y'all already put it in blimps a year. -The inventors are brave. -Inventors? -Yeah. -Inventors. -Inventors. -Inventors? -Inventors. -They just be making shit. -I wonder who the most successful group chat viewer is, ever. -That's wild. -Consistent viewer. -That's wild. -Mr. Gamersubs. -Probably. -Yeah. -Probably. -Could be. There could be a boy out there. -I never know. Some fucking king who just like wants to- -Dude, if you're a king, type one. -Yeah. Who's actually? -I need to know. -Is there a prince listening to this at all? -No lie. But you don't have to- but what about- -I don't know. -Like if you're royalty, let us know. -Like it's so crazy. I was watching this video on the guy who used to trade gold or he used to like do something with gold and he said that he had a bunch of crazy stories about people that he met that are like beyond rich and nobody knows who they are, nobody knows their names, they're part of a family that just generations of wealth and they have like a whole mall just themselves where they can walk in, they can get anything they want and walk out because it's- they own it. They own it all. Like it's all theirs. And they're always in like these like, they're always in like the most like obscured countries you never like expect or like never. -Yeah. -I shouldn't expect but like you never just like, like what? -Pretty sure that when you- -Pretty sure that a richest person in the world is the guy that are an alt or aren't- -Nope, it ain't because if you know who it is then it ain't. -Oh, well that's true. -The richest public one by Forbes. We all know it's gotta be the Saudis. It's gotta be. -It's gotta be. Or- -I thought it was fricking uh- -Ross child? -Oh. -Yes. -Who's Jeff? -Bazos. -No, he's not the richest. -The richest man ever. -It's our alt or whatever. He's like a French guy. Look him up. Much. -French. -Richis guy in the world. -We've got outdated, outdated, outdated, Forbes real time. -For real time. -For real time. -For real time. -For real time billionaires. -Oh, my bad. -It's gotta be- -No way. It's still in on- -No way it's still in on- -Frickin' old bro. -It's just up to date. Is this actually- -Oh Bernard, this guy? -Yeah. -So you're saying Bernard- -You just got owned by Jeff Axes and Elon Musk bro. -Dude, that much money is ridiculous. I get that much money in tycoons. -That's what I'm saying. -And that's after like hours of grinding too. -Yeah. -What the fuck? -I swear it- -I find it- -Think about like, you can fit like, what is it? Like- -Wait a million. -You can fit a million to one billion. -We're lookin' rich. -Well Larry, you're rich. -I know that. -Why don't I look like that? -Why don't I take the things? -You're gonna power up the money or what? -You should look up. -I'll go ahead. -A blimp. -A blimp. -A blimp chat podcast. -You askin'. -Can we do a podcast on a blimp? That's our goal. New goal. -Yes. -Yeah. -Out top of it. -On top. -Yeah. -Oh, that'd be so sick. -Look up Bernard, Arnold, whatever assets. Arnold. -Oh my God, he's the owner. Dude, okay. -Listen. -Yep. -Oh man. -Who is that? -There's a lot of- I don't know if hate is the right word, but this guy is Loki. I think if I'm thinking about the- because so, LV, what is it? -LVMH. -LVMH is a brand. An overhead brand that owns all the big luxury like, and he's tried to buy, or he's tried to buy every single, or at least like a lot, a lot of the big fashion brands, he's tried buying a lot of them. I think he could not buy Gucci because they were trying really hard to not be bought out and like some other brands were trying to do the same thing where like they were not trapped. But yeah, I've heard this guy is like not the best for- -Wait, let's see right there. The clothing because look he owns- -So, yeah. -Do it to it more like raw. -Oh. -That's crazy. -Oh. -Just a glimpse into everything he owns. -Oh my goodness, me. -What do you do with that much money? -Money. -It looks like he knows a secret. -Yeah, I feel like he's kept a lot in his head. -He definitely has a secret or two. That's for sure. -What do you got up here? -Go back to that one picture on the left side there, down one where he has his hands. -What? Oh. -Oh. -Which one? Oh. -He has his hands, bro. -Yeah. -He has his hands in all of them. -He left one. -Yeah. -Like he just looks like he knows something. -He's kept a lot of secrets. -Do you think he can pay to like know if aliens are real or not? Like you can pay the government a million dollars. -Dude. Dude. Dude. I'm going to say something. I'm going to say something crazy. -Here we go. -Okay. Remember those aliens that were in Miami and everyone was like they weren't aliens, but they were actually aliens. -Oh, at the mall or whatever? -Yeah. At the mall. Yep. -Yeah. -Yeah. -People are coming to the conclusion that aliens are real. They're like, "Dude, there's no way there are so many cops." Dude. Like they have to be with all these videos coming out and see they're like crazy military or like alien existence. -I'm sorry. Go. -I just did it again. I just did it again. -This guy fucking sucks. -Oh. -That's why, right? -This guy sucks. Like you don't even break it. You don't even. It's until like someone like... -That sounded real. -That's what I'm saying. -Yeah. -You're like that guy on TikTok. -But he starts with a smile. That's what I know. You get real excited about it. You get like real like... -Because it's a topic that can start. We can like all chip into something. -Right. -Like we know... -It's calling us to forming. -We know nothing about it. Look up aliens in Miami. -No. I'm not going to feed into your fucking stupid... -No. -We know what it's about. It's not even stupid. We don't have to go on TikTok that just would make up fake stories about like... -Yeah, we did. Yep. We did. A lot of people fell for it. And I did too until I... -Wait, what? Is that scary? It's a weird feeling. -It's really scary. -It's like I've improved. -I really fell for the baby no money got stabbed in a concert. And like... I literally looked it up. I was like, "What? There's no way this happened." -It's the guy. It's the guy who was on TikTok. He's like... What did he say? He starts with like a... -On fact. -Yeah. No, it's like... -We're not so fun fact. -Not yeah. Not so fun fact. And then he tells a story about like something that happens that's like completely... -Like sketch got punched out of our... -Yeah, exactly. He's like... In fact, sketch was... During the recording of blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, there was a bar fight with sketch and somebody else like... -Yeah, like after the Mr. Beast video... -But he doesn't even sketch went to a bar. -He doesn't break character. He doesn't like... -He just says shit. -He just says it and posts it and everyone's like, "What?" But then when you look it off... -Like I heard a viable news source. -Is that crazy? And then I looked it off and I was like, "Everyone... Everyone on..." Sorry, I'm going to say this. Everyone on Reddit was like, "Okay." -No! -What? Everyone on Reddit is like, "Okay, I heard this guy say it, but where is no one's talking about it?" -Right, right. -That's what everyone says. No one's talking about it, no one's talking about it. -It's so easy to spread misinformation. -Please! -But then people kind of like dilute themselves and they're like, "No, I think I've heard it before. I think I know what he's talking about." -Yeah. -That's where it really starts. -That's where it really starts. It's in the "I thinks" and the "I think" I think, I think, I think. -Well, maybe he's just reading off his fanfictions. -Oh, you don't bitch. Don't even start. -Maybe he's reading off his fanfictions. -What? -He has fanfictions. He's writing all these like, "Well, they basically are." -Yeah, I guess so. -They're like fictitious stories. Were they ever credible ever at one point? -I don't know. I don't really go that deep. -Like, I actually got so many of his videos and I believed every single one of them. -I did too. You know, I admit, I did too. I did too. I forget what story broke the cycle and I was like, "Wait a minute." -There is something I do want to talk about. -Yeah. -There's just one guy. I think you guys know his name, his name is World of T-shirts. Joshua Block. -Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah, a lot. Like, he's... -He's got an iron, uh, what is it? -Iron stomach. -Yeah, Iron stomach. -What's not in the stomach? What process is alcohol? -Uh, liver. -Got an iron liver. -Oh, I don't know, man. -He's throwing up. -I think it's liver. -He's throwing up quite a few times. -I'm pretty sure it's... -He's got an iron liver. -He's got an iron liver. -Yeah. -He's got a shameless, the guy got a liver transplant because he drank too much. -Mm, shit. There you go. So, um... -Yeah. -Yeah, I was going to say that I feel like it's really sad because Joshua Block is, like, a 21-year-old. I think he just turned 22, literally, as a recordingist podcast. -No way. Happy birthday. -Yeah. -And he... -Trust her in what? -22. -Damn! -But he's like... -He's an alcoholic. -Yeah. -He's an actual alcoholic. -It looks like every day. -Every day. There's dedicated TikTok accounts to this guy tracking his blood alcohol content. And he's damn near 5.0 blood alcohol content. -5.0. -That's insane. -And, like, he's surrounded by enablers and it's awful. -Yeah, and that's what I'm trying to say. It's like, I'm pretty sure it's 5.0. This is 0.5. Dude, which one sounds worse? 0.5 or 5? -0. -5.0. -I... -I'm dead. -BAC. Let's see. -Yeah, I don't know what the... -Um, alright, let me see here. Okay, it was definitely not 5. -Because 5 would kill you. -Oh. 0.45 would be, like, legally intoxicated. So, it goes by weight, I guess. So, let's say that he's, like, I'm looking at him. He's probably, like, 160. -He's a pretty, like, 140, 160 pounds. -Yeah, yeah. -So, yeah. He has been near or at 1.4 something, like, BAC. And that's, like, way, way too intoxicated. Like, the legal amount's 0.08. -0.08. -It's awful how people treat him. But, yeah, he gets taken advantage of. That's the whole point I'm trying to say. I'm not trying to, like, bash on him in any way. Like, that's not at all what I was trying to say. What I was trying to say is I feel really bad for him. -Uh-huh. -Because he's being surrounded by so many content creators. Content creators, quote unquote. It's just old dudes that are just exploiting him. -Yeah. -And, like, making him... -It's so weird. -It's sort of, like, a curated... And I say curated because I'm pretty sure there's a guy behind it at all. -Started with a guy named Michael Quinn. -Yeah. -Alegedly. A guy named Michael Quinn. -Yeah. -Yeah. And then now there's a guy in New York. He's like a live streamer. -What? -Yeah. -What? -Mr. Bass. -Mr. Bass. -Okay. -And it's just really sad. Like, anyone can go on to this and watch it. His audience, it's like they're all calling him Captain because he wears a Captain's hat. -He's got the sailor. -Yeah. -He's got the sailor hat. And he's always, you know, they're always staying, like, rough season like... -It's so strange. Him and Daniel Larson, like... -That was going to say that. -That guy. -That guy. -Like, they just... Like, they've ruined their life. And it's like, how can people be okay with that? -Yeah, they're just... doing that. -Exactly. Like, these kids don't really know too much. You know what I'm saying? Like, they don't know. -Yeah. -They think that they know what they're doing. -They thought he was autistic and like... -Yes. -They're terrible. They're taking full advantage of it. -He's like really smart too. Like, that's the thing. Like, I've watched enough of the streams and things like that. Like, not just clips. Like, actual streams. Like, he's, like, pretty aware of just in general. Like, he's got good humor. He's really smart. He's able to, like, actually, like, you know, have conversations. It's great. But he is being enabled so hard and being used for money so bad. It's really, really sad to watch. So if I end up ever going back to New York City or whatever, I will... -You can save him? -I don't think... I don't think... I don't think "save" is the right term but like, I kind of just want to meet him and like, be like, hey, bro, you know, there is other ways to do this. Like, take it from a content creator because all these people that are content creators that are around him are people that are trying to exploit him for money. So now, imagine meeting someone that doesn't want to exploit... -No, I've not seen no Instagram live from South Willy. -Imagine... -Oh, my God. Like, yo... -That would be the worst thing to ever happen. -That would be awful. I would never do that. But like, it really does make me sad, you know, 'cause like, I worked with children with special needs for a long time. Not even just children, but I worked with adults too. Like, they are very, very easy to be taken advantage of because it just is how it is, you know, whether they're neurotypical or not. So... Yeah, that was really sad but I wanted to kind of air out the fact that like, I was watching that stream and these guys were just... They just love the attention that they're getting just because... It's so strange. Like, how can anyone be content and not feel like guilty as that? Dude, dude. And then they're like, "No, dude, I'm helping him. I'm trying to be a good influence on him." And it's like... He's trying to control the alcohol consumption that the guy has, you know? It's like, "Bro, he should be going to rehabilitation centers." -Yeah, damn, dude. -It's... The poor kids' grandparents don't like the guys or anything like that. Like, it's just so sad. Really sad story. -Is this family? Because this is in New York, right? -Yeah, but he's from like Virginia. -But he... -What? -Yeah. -He's from Virginia. -But is this family from Virginia or is this family in New York? -I'm pretty sure his family's in Virginia. -I thought they were from like, Jersey or something. -I'm pretty sure his family... Pretty sure he said he's from Virginia. I don't know where his grandparents live. I don't know that too deep of a lore, but like, I will say that his grandparents are not very, very happy. -Are you good? -Yeah, sorry. -Hey, what's that? -See? What is that? Oh, it's a little fun one more. -One more? -Yeah, shit. -That's not a crazy one. -I just know that his grandparents are not too happy with like, what's going on. So, they've even vocalized it like they call them up and then, yeah. So, what do you do, man? What do you do in a situation like that, you know? Do you just like, 'cause a kid, he could die like straight up. -Yeah. -Yeah. -He could die. So... -That's... -It's just like, evil. It's like evil. It's so evil, bro. Like, all the people that are around this poor guy look so evil too. But then, it's also like, does the kid even want to... -It's like old dudes, because he's young, and I know it. -But then again, good for thought, Devil's Advocate. When he was alone without people around him, he was still running around New York alone and getting so drunk and like licking this subway floor and making a full stop. -What? Yeah, he did do that. He was on the subway. He like, ran his tongue all across. -Oh! -It's so gross. -It's so gross. -It's so gross. -He needs someone, he needs someone to help them. -Yeah. -That's all he really needs to truly help them. -Yeah. -Oh my god. -You didn't know about that? -No. -You ever saw that video? -No. -It's a really hard watch. -The only thing I've seen them from him was that clash they had, or like, you know, I get curious to clash that he had with Daniel Larson, where they were like, I guess, beefing. But they weren't really beefing. They were just kind of like, it was that fucking one dude. It was that like, god. -Michael Quinn. -He kind of like, made them like- -He like, had them meet up and there's like a clip of Daniel Larson eating a fucking Starbucks croissant and they're like, and Josh is sitting there like, saying that he's not an alcoholic or something. And then even, I remember watching this clip was literally yesterday and people were in the comments where like, I can't believe that Daniel Larson is the voice of reason right now in the conversation because Daniel Larson was saying like, that it's like, yeah, maybe you should cut back on the alcohol, like, stuff like that, you know? -Wow. -It's sad because they got like, exploited so bad. -No. -They got exploited so fucking bad. For what? -For what, dude? -There's going to be a special place in hell for those people. -Yeah. -There's got to be. Well, every time I see a video of either of them, usually these people kind of being like, man, that fucking sucks that people- -Well, there's that. And then there's the people that egg on. -I was going to say, I think those people that egg on are usually the ones that are like actively on the lives, on the, you know, like, because the only videos that I get from Josh or anybody is like, edits, like, or videos kind of talk about, you know, yeah. -You call that. -Okay. -Like, it's not directly from him. It's just somebody talking about her or whatever the hell, and it's just like- -Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. So I was, and this is the last kind of topic we could talk about with this, but I watched a live when Josh was sitting there, and they had TTS on for $20. Mr. Base had a, the people were donating $20 to talk directly to Josh. So it's like, one, Mr. Base is probably just pocketing all that money, if anything. Even Josh, there was a clip of Josh saying, like, am I going to get a cut of your donations? And then Mr. Base, like, whispered, he, like, whispered something in his ear, and it said, like, that's going to be our secret. That's going to be our secret. And it's like, what the fuck? -That is. -Yeah. -No, so these people are donating, and they're either saying, like, I'm loving the streams. You guys are awesome. Mr. Base, you're the best. Or they're telling Josh that he's, like, a loser, and that he's going to die soon. And like, they're being totally mean to this guy. You know, out of nowhere. -Like trying to get him a reaction. -Yeah. Exactly. It's just super, super toxic. Also, how does this house still have flies? -Oh, this guy is not there friendly now. -Oh, okay. They're dope. -Yeah, they're dope. -Is there still more flies downstairs? -Really? No. There was one trash bin that we actually took outside that was kind of bad. -Did they move out? -It was just a trash bin that, because we have like, we have like three now, or we did have three in the kitchen. And one of them was kind of like off the side, not in the main kitchen, which is a lot of stuff. -Wait, trash bags? -No, it was like a trash bin. -Oh, okay. -And we just never used it, you know? And then realized one day that it's like, full of shit, and there's like a bunch of flies that were like, oh, and then we took it outside. And then there was a significant amount of flies that were not in the house now, after the fact. -Wow, so that was the big attractor. -That was, yeah, it kind of was, which is kind of crazy. -The carnival has now left. The carnival fucking flew out of the house, and they all flew with it, I guess. -That's crazy. -Yeah. -Did I ever been to a carnival in such a long time? -I'm scared of carnival. -They're kind of jinxed at the time. -I have a really big-- -Yeah, they are kind of ass, aren't they? -When I was a kid, like 16, I looked forward to them, dude. -What kind of carnival are you talking about, like the big circus? -Yeah. -Yeah, those are scary. -Not like-- -Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. -I, as they put up overnight. -Yeah, that was, yeah. -Not a carnival, like where there's like animals that are in like a circus. -Not a circus. -Yeah, like a carnival, like you go there because it comes to your town for like a week. -Yeah. -Yeah, and they're like cotton candy, and the most fatty foods you've ever seen. -Yeah, funnel cakes, and deep-fried Oreos, or fried Oreos. -Yeah, fried Oreos. -That's what's crazy. -I'm not sure there needs to be a study on that, I think that's wild. -Dude. -What's scary, dude? I've seen somebody like horror shit related towards carnivals, like my mind just goes straight to life. -You watched too many scary stuff. -I see, when I was really young, okay, and I had access to the internet within my mom, you know, bless her heart, but God, goodness me, I was accidently and way too early. Okay, regardless, right, there was a lot of videos on YouTube that would pop up that would be like ride accident, you know, like a really, really bad quality video of like a ride, you know, it would be like the one that's spinning, maybe one that rocks back and forth, or maybe just a roller coaster. -And someone flies off. -It flies off or dies, and then I'm like, "Oh my God." And then, you know, it doesn't help that like final destination, wants to make a whole movie about people, you know. -Yeah. I did see that clip, I remember some time ago, remember it was from one of those high rise rides, like it goes all the way up, and then they drop you? -Yeah, that was the other one. -It was a kid that recently, within the past five years, he fell out of his seat and died. But I was saying that, you know, Wildwood, have you heard of Wildwood, New Jersey? It's like all the way at the bottom of New Jersey, it's literally like exit one, I think, or exit two. -On the border, before it leaves the state. -No, there's just water there, the Hudson is like right there, I think. Yeah, yeah. Wait, is it the Hudson? No, the Delwater Gap is right there, I'm stupid. I think it's the Delwater Gap, it's pretty much what separates you from like Maryland, I think, or Delaware. -Delwater Gap, let's call it that. But anyway, so you go all the way down to Wildwood, dude, the biggest fucking, what do you call those things? -The spinning movie. -What do they call it? -The Ferris wheels. -Ferris wheels? Dude, this thing's huge. Before, I think this is a few years back, like five, six years ago, a girl reached like she was all the way at the top, she looked over, she like, I think fainted or something, and she fell off and died. -Oh shit. -And ever since then, they had to put up like barriers and stuff like that on the actual thing, yeah. -I remember my first roller coaster, I was pretty fucking, I was like, oh. -Dude, yeah. -Because it was like, it was one of those ones, where like the thing comes down. There's no belt. There's no belt or nothing. -It just hugs you? -Yeah. -Like from the togs you, yeah. And I mean, it's pretty secured, but like still like, when you have no belt, you just feel like you're gonna like, yeah. -Yeah. -Wait, how are you on rides? -I don't understand the bar one, it's just a bar. -Oh my gosh. What the fuck? -There's one that I ride where it's a pirate ship and it's just the bar, and you go all the way upside down and it's like, if you try, you'll fall out. Like if you wiggle enough, you will fall out. -Yeah. -Like what? -That's crazy. -How are you? Because you get motion sick. So how are you with rides? -I'm not, I love rides. I haven't rolled a roller coaster in a while, but- -The roller coasters are awesome. -I love, I used to hate rides until my team- -Me too. -I was going to ride a roller coaster because he's like- -Class trip? -Come on. Yeah, I was the class trip and he was like, come on, come on. -That's wholesome. -And I was like, uh-uh. Because I was the only one in the class that I didn't want to go, that I wanted to ride. And all my class went on this one roller coaster and it was great and I was like, all right, you know, dude. -Dude, shout out. -My first loop roller coaster, I like cried all the way up the hill. And then as soon as we went down the hill, I started laughing and having the best time of my life. -And then you want to do it again? Oh my god. -Yeah. I was really like scream crying on the way up the screen. -I love, I love the ones where they go back. -Oh! -And they just- -My recording ended. -Just now? -Because there's not enough disc space. Yeah. -Oh, yeah. It's fun. You got it? -Yeah. -Welcome back. Welcome back. -I'm back. -Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. What are we saying? Roller coasters death. I don't know. -Oh, yeah. Yeah. So you go forward and you go through the whole loops and then you do the whole thing backwards all again. Six Flags. -Yep. -Six San Antonio. -Dude, I love Six Flags. Dude, El Toro at Six Flags is one of the only rides to ever undo my watch. I was wearing a watch. -Oh my god. -I swear. Oh my god. It's like a Hannah? -Yeah. -Yeah. -Yeah. So that was like a crazy ride. El Toro, the bull. Right? -El Toro. -The bull. -The bull. -Yeah. -You. -I really -- okay. I want to like -- I'm so curious about it, but I feel like I have to actually be scared low-key. -You know the one where it literally just shoots you straight? -What happened? -I need to pee. -Go pee, man. -You go pee. -You hit the ride that goes -- -Yeah. It's the one that goes straight. It turns a little bit and then it drops down straight down. Yeah. It's a really simple -- -Kinda Ka. -Yes. -Kinda Ka. -The dragster. -And then back down, spirals down and then goes over like a hump or something like that and then you're done. -I guess so. I just -- isn't it like the fastest ride? -It was, I think, the fastest for a long time. It's like it shoots you like 120 miles an hour. -Okay. -You go up like 50 stories or something like that. -That's fucking crazy. -Yeah. I went on that ride. Last time I was at Six Flags, I went on that ride. It was a good time. -I was trying to get your head cut off. -I love that ride so much. You have no idea. -Okay. 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