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Dum Tee Dum Episode 37 – Too much Bron
Dum Tee Dum Episode 37 – Too much Bron
Lucy and Roifield talk about Blythe Spirit, begatting, Eleanor Bron, Roy Wood and eccentrics on bikes
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- Duration:
- 1h 3m
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- 16 Dec 2014
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The arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, the arches, oh wait, they've all moved to Sunderland. I have a precarious system here of the spit filters gone on the fritz, so it's now resting on top of a speaker sideways, and then I've got my coffee in my tea and an open bottle of water, which means one of those is going to get booted over at some point. Don't you get too bet? Don't you get delay llama, is it? Listen, because we're in a rush. Let's just do this. Okay. All right. This is Dumpty Dum and the show about the reality of the docket drama that has centered on Ambridge in the heart of the Midlands. I'm Santa's Elf, Royfield Brown, and with me I have the Christmas pudding, that is Lucy Freeman. And Santa's little helpers are you. Today's rendition of Barric Green was brought to you by Isabel, who says that she confidently expects it to be the actual theme tune by Christmas, and probably the UK's number one knocking, who won X Factor last night Lucy? I have no idea. Well, it was that kind of Ben Watson's name, wasn't it? I don't know. No, do you reckon that Isabel's tune will be number one instead of his? Yes. Cool. Well, if that's to happen, folks, we need you to go on iTunes. Oh, the place where nobody writes reviews anymore. And to download it. Lucy, can you remind our listeners how when the accolade of Dumpty Dummer of the week, if they so want to be the Dumpty Dummer of the weekend? If you would like to share with us a Dumpty Dum or who's sack, you'd like to have a rummage in, give us a call on 02030310105 or get in touch via Speakpipe on the site. Thanks again to lovely Harriet at Chambridge. And to Derek, he is upset this morning. He's given homemade advent calendars to all his neighbours this year. But they've not gone down. They've not gone down brilliantly, really. People have been opening the windows and there's Derek standing there starkers, except for a Santa hat and some pile cream. And then he gives them an advent calendar. Oh, yes. You know what? I need to pay attention. This happened last week, didn't it? When there was an audible silence when you came to the exit. I'm fine. I'm used to it. It's like a Glasgow Empire on a Friday night. We've had some callers in us this week. So we have calls from Jan from Cannes, who does a bit of wishful thinking. Dusty's substance is, oh, I love me, Dusty. Who thinks that Jimus is a national treasure? Midmy city, she's back. She heard us whitteron and moan on and saying that we missed her. But she admits that she's been on Faithful. Joe, Joe, Sexy Hills, who's been waiting for Bobby Ewing to come out at the shower. Yokele Bear, who's in a love-hate relationship. I'm in a love-hate relationship with Yokele Bear, too, actually. But more on that later. And, God, it's Deva. The Deva is back who wants a red wedding. I think she's mixing up her stock-use soaps there, aren't she? But first, before all that, let's see what Lucy V. Freeman has in her Christmas stocking. Dearly beloved, we are going to start in this season of Advent with a reading. I hope you've all got your details on your heads, held in place of an elastic band. There's a tiny tears in a she-box being the little baby cheeses, and that your parents are annoying everyone by standing up and filming from the pews. And it came to pass. There was a census taken in Borsicher, and it was decreed that the road to the place that was called Ambridge was too small. So the man called David did sell his soul for a handful of gold, and the brothers and sisters of David did say whoopi, give us a bit. A bit spunky up under woods and have a hell of a Christmas. But the Ambridgeites were angry with him, and did turn their backs on him and smite him, which is not easy when you have your back to someone. And did say you are not welcome in Ambridge. But David did say yay virally, but I'm thinking of my children and my children's children. And the village said, yeah, right, greedy guts, go forth and multiply. That's enough of that. "You're the only one for me, Ed," said Emma. "You or your brother anyway, it's between you two, definitely." Justin is trying to ingratiate himself with the village by inviting the land staff to the chute. Ed Grundy's going, and Will's worried about him letting the site down. "I'll make sure he looks right," said Emma about Ed. "Not bikini and flip-flops like last time." Ed and Emma finally made it into their own home. All their temporary home grudgingly lent them by William before Geordy burns it down. "Don't be a stranger," said Susan, which was a trifle mystifying, as she can still practically see her daughter's house from her own window. On the first evening in their new home, Keira sat in bed festooned with furry animals and Geordy was playing on the iPad, downloading bomb-making equipment from Alpada. "The invisible man of God was mentioned in passing. Alan's been doing live animals again," said Ruth. And him or Vika is not right. Jill is causing concern. She has got indigestion, which in radio, drama instantly signals heart attack. And she was worried about having to cook Christmas at Brookers and do the reading at the church. Now, I am no hooty Jill fan, but cut the woman some slack. She is uprooting herself for spurious reasons for a place she's been a pillar of for 85 million years and people seem to be not only expecting her to take it entirely in her stride, but are also expecting her to carry on exactly as normal. I go into shock for weeks if someone moves my iPhone charger into a different socket, so why their expensive pensioner to just breeze through all this is a bit much. Apparently, Eric and Moira White from Manifield close chewed Ruth zero off about selling up. You know Eric and Moira, you do know anyway. - I don't. - Eric, I know. - You are they. - Nobody knows. Nobody knows. - So why are we bothered then? - No, you don't, exactly. Eric wouldn't shut up, apparently. Eric, honestly, we can't keep track of half the people in the village not sounding like they used to without introducing chatty silent characters. Adenoidal Alice, the assistant theatre director wedding planning astrophysicist, is complaining about Linda's interpretation of blind spirit. Now listen, you jumped up little it girl. We can tell Linda she's talking rubbish, but you can't shut your face. Anyway, Helen has now backed out of the show too, as she can't worry about her dad and Simp the gravel on the driveway at the same time. Caroline Sterling has also given Linda the bum's rush and is being replaced with a standard lamp. Brian described Aden both as a soft, fruity enterprise and a peripheral activity, which seemed harsh. Aden lost his rag because Debbie and Brian decided to bin Jeff and Andy as Home Farm was not making enough to support four families. Not when one family spends more than the gross national product of Brazil on a kitchen, anyway. So it's redundancies for Jeff and Andy and Brian will drown his conscience in 40 year old scotch. I still want to know what happened to Sammy Whipple. Killer Toboggan was in a one-woman mission to get in every scene this week. She read dickings with Eddy, forced funny tea on everyone that's too weak to fight her off, and then went to visit Pat, with whom I am unsure she has exchanged a single word since arriving in the village. When we visited Tony in hospital, I fully expected Carol to pop up from under the bed clothes. Pat, however, decided to unburden herself to Carol with an area. Hang on a minute, remind me who you are again. Carol made Pat a sleeping draft, which worked like a charm. She was a little coy about the detail, but it appeared to be two parts camomile to one part night nurse with her a hit-nole chaser. Jennifer has now suspended her belief that killer Toboggan may be a psychopathic murderer for long enough to butter her up. Why don't you get rehipped? Nole from. What? Where do you buy it from? Yeah. I think you have to know somebody a little shady. So who would that person be in Ambridge for us to be able to get rehipped off? I think Carol. I think she's a dealer. Where's she getting it from? I don't know. Another dealer. I don't know. I know nothing about the underworld. That's your department. Why is my department? I don't know. You're a good Buddhist boy, aren't you? Don't know anything about the underworld. No, we don't believe in the underworld or spuddists. Don't you? No. No, I mean the criminal underworld. Not the real underworld. Not the spiritual type. Yes. No. Oh, okay. Why are we talking about the spiritual underworld? Oh, because it's a row hit-nole. Yeah. So where'd you get row hit-nole from? If you're a 70 plus year old woman and you live in the middle of the countryside. You find the nearest- I'm just trying to point out that you're casting a spursant on the lovely killer toboggan and I think she'd be called cuddly toboggan. Cuddly toboggan? Yeah. I've never met anyone less cuddly in my life. Do you think she's cuddly? Yeah, I like her. Well, I quite like her, but I don't think she's cuddly. She's quite spiky. No, she's got a little bit of a twinkle in her eyes. She's got a little bit of energy and you're right. She's not cuddly. But she's not a killer. Is she? No. Yeah. Or a drug dealer. She's not a drug dealer either. No, all right then. Okay, I take it all back. Or a famous? A criminal fence. A criminal fence. Yes. Anyway, she's going to go undercover dogging with Jimus and Justin Elliot. Jennifer panicked at the prospect of having to spend time with Rory, so with her commitment to local activities, immediately sorted out a little Christmas shopping in Prague. Poor old Rory will be hitching back from school with a label around his neck, saying, "Please get me home for Christmas. Anyone's home, I don't care." Then Jennifer will make him sleep in a cupboard under the stairs and he'll become a wizard. Jimus bearded David. Boy, Wood was on radio for this morning. He was. He was talking about the guy. Yeah, he did the song with Wizard. Yes. Saying that it doesn't get much Christmas royalties anymore, because it was illegally downloading. Yeah. Oh, wow. He didn't have to sound like a brummy. I had no idea who he was one of us. One of us. But so is Naughty Holder, isn't he? Oh, no. He's from the back country. It's proper yam yam. He sounds like a comedy brummy. Oh, OK. Yeah, because he's not actually from Birmingham. Ah, hmm. But why does the Midlands corner the market in silly Christmas songs, do you think? What? Mary Carey's not from Birmingham. What does she sing? All I want from Christmas is you. Oh, I've never heard that. Oh, you have. Well, I've probably heard it but not realised what it was. And like the Band-Aid one, that's not done in Birmingham. Do they know it's Christmas? Yeah. The answer is yes, they bloody do and stop patronising them to death. Yeah. There's only two Christmas songs that are kind of from the Midlands. So I think you kind of, no, wam weren't from Birmingham either. All right. They're from your neck of the woods aren't they? Kind of North London way. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they are. Hamster. Well, no, he lives there now, doesn't he? Hamster. Yeah, but he was from kind of Tottenham way or something or another. Why are you picking on me today? I don't feel that I've interrupted you enough on this monologue. You know, people want to get their money's worth. But anyway, go on. Go on. Sorry. Sorry. You know, this is, please, please, please continue. Did you have grumpiness in your porridge? Mm-hmm. That was very nice. It was made with salt and honey. Sorry. That's exactly what I thought. But actually it was a triumph. It really was. Really? It's a shocker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have golden syrup with mine. Oh, it tasted like this golden syrup in my porridge. It was, but it was honey, but it was so nice. So nice. Lucy. Sorry. Yes. You've got a monologue to finish, please. Jimus bearded David, who has taken the role of cup of cold sick in the village in the shop. I only came in to buy my copy of Reader's Wives. David said weekly. Jimus ranted at David about selling out to Justin, who wants to ruin the village, which is now in Jimus' blood. Having been there for a full half hour. David turned up at the save meeting, still with the kick-me-post ditch stuck to his back. And everyone was stinky to him, unsurprisingly. I'm beginning to think he's wandering on the village in a gimp costume, as he seems to be going out of his way to look for a good kicking. If I was awash with bits of dead festive poultry, shoveling, smelly feathers into a plastic bag, the last thing I'd want is slayed, shunched on about Merry Christmas, everybody. But poor old Clary sat in the turkey shed once again, up to her elbows in turkey corpses, asking Ed to find something Christmassy for her to listen to on the radio. If that was me, I'd be asking for Metallica while I tried to choke myself on a rubber glove. The end. Oh, well done. That beginning bit was all very biblical. Yeah, I know that was the point. It's supposed to be like an advent service. I know what the point was. Sorry. Come on. And it got me into thinking about the kind of bit in the Bible. I don't know if it's in Genesis somewhere, and it's like Noah Doth did begat, Bladi Bladi who begat. There was a lot of begatting, wasn't there? There was, there was. And then I was trying to remember who begat who. And this is what I worked out. Dan begat Phil who did begat Kenton who begat Mereal. Yes. There. Hmm. There you go. And that's the reason why I went all quiet and didn't interrupt because I was thinking of the begatting. It's my favourite bit of the Bible. When is it grand to me? Grandma's a grandpa. Grandpa's on a Saturday, and you just, I was just bored out my career. Do you just read the Bible for dirty bits? There's a lot, there's a lot of semen that fell on the ground in the Bible. People's semen was always forever falling on the ground. Yeah. There's the begatting, then there's a semen on the ground. There's kind of only two options really. You either begat with it or you let it drop on the ground, don't you? Very well. I don't know. There are many more options. I don't think we'd better go down. Let's get this all out. Yes. We should withdraw from this coldy sack of naughtiness and filth that we're about to go down. Especially this is the season of Goodwill to all men. Yes. But not to women. No. No. No. Good will to women. Oh my god, what have we got then to women? That's what it is. Hmm. Lucy. Yes. Because we're in a bit of a rush. Do you do the call or in a risk? Okay. Hit the phone last time. Hello. Ambridge 3962. Hello, dumpty-dum. This is Jan from Cannes, calling in. I am Mitch Muse on the Twitters. I am calling in to make a couple of predictions. And then at the end, I have a question for you. First prediction. I think there's going to be a huge rift developing between Pat and Tom and Helen and Rob. Rob has his site set on owning that farm and controlling all the things that happen on that farm. And I think Helen is going to give in and cave into him, which is sad. I hope she doesn't. The other prediction I have is I think there were a few hints given from Jill, where she was talking with Carol Trigore and about feeling unwell and having indigestion. I think she is going to have a very serious heart attack. And I think it's going to be serious enough that David is going to cave in and he's going to decide not to sell Brookfield. I guess that's wishful thinking, but I do. I have a sense that might be where this is going. I think we've all been waiting for Heather, for Heather to die, but it sounds like she's getting better. So I think for Jill, I hope she doesn't have a heart attack, but I have a feeling that's what's going to happen in the storyline. Just to say I am a public school music educator. I teach kindergarten to grade seven music. And I have a wonderful choir. Yeah. Jan from Cannes. Hello, Jan. Jill is going to have a heart attack. Is her prediction? What do you reckon? I think indigestion is normally associated with that, isn't it? All I know is I love Jan from Cannes because she told us that she's an educator. Yes, and did you hear the song? I did. She's like, "You were happy birthday song." I know, I know. Very nice. Thank you. Her job goes to Canada on Friday. Oh, you can go to see her. Uh, it's a big place, Lucy. Oh, we do. It's rather large and I've got a sneaky feeling. She's in the middle of Canada somewhere. I think she's like, um, kind of albert or something or another. I'm going to Toronto. Oh, okay. Well. But thank you for the happy birthday. She keeps the illusion alive then. And not actually meets you. That wouldn't be a very good start to the new year before I would it. Thank all that. That sounds actually quite mean, actually. Not really. Not really. She would love you. Everybody loves you. You know that. Anyway, he's still going to have a heart attack then or not. I have no idea. I'm not a doctor. I asked Paul room. Yeah. I can't. He's a vet, isn't he? Oh, no. He's a doctor. Oh, that's right. But he wishes he was a vet or he nearly was a vet or something. Yeah, but he needed more qualifications to become. Oh, that's right. Yes. So he took the easy option. Yes. Hello. It's Dusty Substances here, the wrong sort of listener. Um, my main thought this week, uh, is on the subject of national treasure status. I think we have a number of national treasures in Anchorage, but they are not the obvious ones going back. I think we were meant to love people like Walter Gabriel, Dan and Doris. Marwoolie. Marwoolie. It doesn't work for me. You know, they're just laid on with the trunk. I can't bear them. I prefer the ones who creep up on us. They're usually an outsider who turns up and everyone hates them. So I'm thinking Aunt Laura, Marjorie Antrebus, Lindy Botts. I mean, the first problem for me is that the Archer family and their acolytes hate these people on site, really. So that's always a very good start for me, really. Um, they then become indispensable movers and shakers. And they're doing stuff that's really important for the village, like protesting about things, running the W.I. to anything that the born and bred Ambridgeites can't be asked to do for themselves. And they're always very reluctant to help the people who do it, which really gets on my, uh, wick, I think. And then these wonderful characters, they start to reveal their inner pussy cat. And we adore them. Absolutely adore them. So I want to add someone to the list. I want to add Jimus. I love Jimus from day one. He turns up with a broken leg. And he could not have been more irritating for Shuler and Alistair. I mean, that's brilliant, isn't it, for a start? Um, gives them the right run around. And he starts being really subversive with Daniel. That was good as well, because Shuler really hated that. And then he befriended Kenton, who is absolutely scrummy. So great, great gesture character from the get-go. Ah, and now he's giving it with both barrels to the absolutely appalling dopey Dave. I was cheering him from my little office where I was listening. I was so excited. I couldn't love Jimus more. I absolutely, seriously couldn't. I'm also loving Blind Spirit. Alistair is quite right about Linda's delivery. And I'm very fond of Linda, but she's got this one wrong. And Alistair is absolutely right. We need to have a better delivery. I had a very similar problem in the past with one of my twang gears. They do need telling, really. Dusty substances, unlikely national treasures. Well, yes, anyone who gets up Shuler's nose is fine by me. I eat, I... Is that the link from Dusty Substances to going up noses? Yeah. Oh, okay. Lots of drug references, really, in your kind of monologue-ish kind of like references this week. There wasn't. I don't know anything about anything that makes me talk. Bullock's faster. I'm out loud. Yeah, who do I reckon if I had to give national treasure status to somebody, I think it would be Caroline Sterling. Why? Because she is up a middle class. She is quietly subversive. She gets her end away when no one's looking and still manages to maintain this holier-than-thou thing. Oh, she helps out that was like 30 years ago. Who knows? She could be still at it. And she sort of always knows what to do for the best. And she doesn't put up with any of the poor old olivers. Caroline, which last couple of ludge? No! All right, then. Uh, she kind of... But didn't she nearly... Work herself into an early grave because of all of that. A few couple of years back. Yes, but we all make mistakes. No, national treasure. Jasa. Mmm. For me, it's Linda. Yeah, it really is. It's just Linda full stop. Yeah. What, did she embody for you then? She embodies a can-do spirit. Yeah. Um, she's... We did win the war because of people like Linda, didn't we? Because of her sniff. How did that defeat the love wafer? Because Linda does not take... No, she just quietly bulldozes. We're not very quietly, really. She just bulldozes her way through things. Mmm, no, absolutely, absolutely. You know, and you could have had her at Bletchley Park. It's real attention to detail as well. Yeah. You know, she, you know... It's Linda Snell. How the hell are they going to do this flipping play? They've now no cast. None. Well, it's just... Well, you yourself said it every year. The play is always headed for disaster. And she pulls the, you know, the fat out of the fire. It's never this bad. I mean, all they've got now is a chaise long, a gramophone, and a standard lamp. And that's it. That's the cast. And Linda going, "Ooh!" Sounding like a stick. Then they've got funny bloke from Penny Hassey or wherever he's from. Oh, yes. Douglas Herrington. There you go. I'm looking forward to that. Julie. No, no, no. Then, um, Cuddly Toboggan's coming into the rescue, too. Yes, she is. But she's only playing Mrs. Watson, which is a minor, minor, um, uh, character. Okay. Lucy. Yeah. Us Arches listeners that grew up reading Marvel comics and not, uh, PG Woodhouse. Can we just give us a brief, kind of synopsis of, um, blood spirit, please? Well, I'm actually, I completely disagree with, with, with Linda's interpretation of it, in that it was supposed to be a bit dark and to do with death, because it's not at all. It's about men hating women, largely, which is why the comic was so brilliant to Helen. I hardly need to give you any instruction about what, about any direction about what it's like to live with a man who hates women. Oh, so good. Um, it's about a, uh, a rather unpleasant, sharp man, um, who has it said? Uh, in between the wars, I think, uh, possibly. And the Indian war and the, uh, war. Yes, well, we're worth two stars. All right. And they're living in the country. They're a little bit bored. And there's a local eccentric called Madame Arcati, who cycles about a bit like Linda, played by Linda in this. And, uh, she comes to their house to do a seance, and she, despite being a fraud, accidentally unleashes or raises the ghost of, uh, the husband's first wife, um, who he can see and no one else can. And, uh, the second wife is kind of trying to deal with the ghost of the first wife, who is absolutely foul to her, uh, and- Not much of an elevator pitch that, you know. Have you ever been to Los Angeles and, like, had to go and, like, deliver an idea to some movie mode? But I doubt, I doubt Noel Coward ever did an elevator pitch. Yeah, but he was, like, funny with it and stuff. And he could have got through mumbling on, and it'd been, like, kind of quite witty. You lost me a long time ago with that. Doesn't sound like anything I want to listen to. Well, it's very funny. You need to watch the film. It is very, very funny. Who's in the film? Oh, God, I can't remember. Oh, Margaret Rutherford plays Amanda Marcarty, and she's absolutely brilliant. Oh, you love her, don't you? I do. I am. You're the embodiment of it. Exactly. I am planning on being her. I'm going to look like a sofa by the time I'm 55. Yours, Grenfeld, or Margaret Rutherford? Which one would you rather be? Or Gertrude Lawrence. I don't know. I'd rather not look like Margaret Rutherford. Give her an offer chance. But I don't think that's in my gift, really. I think I will end up looking like a badly stuffed sofa, whatever happens. So, there we go. I thought you looked quite lovely, um, last Monday. And I told you so. Yeah, but you did it in a wonderfully royal field way, which is going... Why, by saying, you look really nice. No, saying, you look all right. Have you done something? Then you said, no, no, I meant, have you put, have you put, you know, you know, make a book? Because in my track record, I can't say anything else or it'll sound like I'm hitting on you. It was an all a very royal field. A compliment. Thank you. You did look nice. So, thank you very much. And thank you for buying me lots of drinks. That's all right. I think I should have not bought myself quite so many drinks, but we can't. You did neck yours rather fast. I should have gone straight and done buying you yours. Yes. Never mind. Never mind. So, have you, have you told me all about life spirit? Yes, you're not interested anyway. Well, not much. You're not chippy today and having a go. No, no, no, no. But it just occurred to me that there's a general air of everybody knowing what this play is all about. Yes. And I'm part of the minority that, as I said, grew up reading Spider-Man, Batman, and then went off to college and didn't read anything. I kind of made films and drew. So, all this PG Woodhouse malarkey is just all over my head. Well, that's all right. Well, I know it's all right. But I'm just saying, so I needed a little bit of a quick catch up. Yeah, and then you moved when I gave it to you. Because you delivered it on such a boring and leaden way. You really did look sick. You've been really, really far away. No, no, no, I'm not, I'm not. But anyway, listen, so hope we dealt with Dusty's call. We have. Okay, who's next? Hi, it's Ms. Mid City here. I've not made any contribution to the podcast for a few weeks. Because I'm just not feeling the love for Ambridge at the moment. Although I am Ambridge till I die. I've just kind of fallen out of love with it. I've been a bit unfaithful, to be honest. I've been listening to Serial on Radio 4 Extra. Apparently, it's the most popular broadcast in history with five million downloads. But I'm sure Dumpty Dum is not far behind anyway. I've just not been happy with what I've been hearing. It's just been a bit lackluster. And I'm one of those who maintains that even fictional characters should behave true to type. Because that's what I've grown to like about the fictional characters. In the archers, they've been fairly constant. Throughout all the time, I've listened to them. They're reliable, they're kind of predictable. It's mundane, and it's kind of boring sometimes. But with these weird changes in personality, with every change of voice that's there's been. And it's been inevitable that I haven't liked some of the changes. But it just undermines whatever investment I've made in each of the characters. I know there's bound to be changes in the cast. If you've listened to the program for as long as some of us have. And I know that it's irrational to want these fictional characters to stay the same. But I just don't buy into where it was that Kerry Davis was saying weeks ago about these story arts being carefully thought out. That's rubbish. I mean, we've heard from such a narrow section of the cast, but that cannot have been the intention. And it doesn't ring true. I can't believe Pat is going through this real crisis with Tony's health. And Kathy's not around. That doesn't make any sense. And the Ruth is going through another bit of- This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Do you ever find yourself playing the budgeting game? Well, with the name your price tool from Progressive, you can find options that fit your budget and potentially lower your bills. Try it at Progressive.com. Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and Affiliates. Price and coverage match limited by state law. Not available in all states. 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Terms and conditions apply. Linked in the place to be. To be. Family upheaval and Usha who's supposed to be her best friend. She's not around. That can't be intentional. And it's going to take a while for me to get used to these new voice people. And now I'm thinking well who else are they going to get rid of? We've not heard from Debbie for a long time and the actress who plays her is busy. So are they going to write her off or are they going to have someone replace her? I don't understand why they have had to be so many changes. And so many people just fading into the background. They're just being mentioned. It's quite clever on the one hand to keep them in our consciousness. But at the same time, I want to hear from them. Well yeah, I do want to hear from them even if it means hearing from the likes of Alistair and Nick Grundy and Kathy and Jamie Perks. And the tuckers. It just, yeah, I'm just really dissatisfied. Who do not heard from Matt and Lillian for ages either? Okay, Lillian's been to the hospital to see Tony. But I just want some more of these old favourites. And I want some neatness. I just want them to tidy up some of these really untidy storylines and stop stringing them out that the Adam and Charlie thing enough already. And oh, the one that just keeps gnawing away at me is ballon and the blinking laughing policeman. I've had enough of it. Can we just tie up some loose ends and move on? At Miss Mid City, who is not happy, she says it's lacklustre at the minute. Story arcs aren't being carefully thought out. She's raised two very interesting points. Pat is going through all this and Kathy has vanished. Kathy, her best friend, who hangs around like a bad smell when she's in trouble. But you know, this isn't true to type at all. And Ruth is going through hell as well. And what's Usha doing? Her best friend, Usha is acting on behalf of the Save campaign, which Ruth hasn't commented on at all either. She, you know, I'm trying my best to, I don't know why, residual loyalty to Uncle God, Kerry Davis, I think, to understand all this. Well, they're just trying to speed things up a bit and bring in new storylines. But that is crap, really. The fact that Kathy's vanished with Pat and Ruth is acting for the Save campaign and Ruth hasn't mentioned it. Usha is acting for the Save campaign. Ruth has not mentioned it. I mean, that is, they are clanging errors. Well, it's to do with, I think this is more to do with the archer's accountant, because that bean country is saying, "I, I, only X amount of characters per episode because we need to throw them, you know, X pieces of silver more and we can't afford to because that is absolutely right." And he's in every sodding scene. Hmm, that's a terrible point. Someone said she's being played a flat rate, and everyone else is being played by the word. So she's spreading in all the back story for everybody. But it's not, it's not right. It's, it's not right at the moment. This is horrible. It is like watching an old friend going for tests and you don't know what's wrong with them at the minute. That's what it feels like to me. An old friend going for tests. Medical tests, you know. Okay, as opposed to test cricket. Yes. You are being a stripperist today. No, no, no, no. But, you know, when you talked about Blithe Spirit and you said there's this woman, an eccentric rode around on her bicycle. Yeah. I went to college in Worthing, and there was an old eccentric bloke. He used to have a straw boater. There's going to be some listener out there who lives in Worthing that will remember this gentleman. Or who is him? No, he must be dead by now. I'm going to say some of our listeners. It's quite likely. And they complained about the raw quality last week. So this bloke rode around on a bicycle in Worthing. In the late '80s, early '90s, he's have a straw boater on comedy clown red nose. Used to be immaculately dressed, but like in kind of pinstripes and we'll ever go and fuck off. Wanker. Wanker. Wanker. Oh, I'm just scared. Oh, look at the tits on earth, fuck off. He's just running around in his bicycle with a comedy nose. That's quite significant to Rex, isn't it? I don't know what it was, but it's very entertaining. It was he was an absolute treasure of Worthing. It's like the clown nose. It was just so immaculately turned out. And he'd go, oh, you wanker. But anyway, my time on the south coast. (laughing) You see, I'm going to turn it to Margaret Rutherford and you're going to turn it to that. Oh, God, no, I hope not. Right, we'll first be Margaret Rutherford then, that's right. Yes, please. Okay. Jojo's sexy heels here. Thought I would let you know my thoughts on Carol Tugarn. I am really enjoying her herbal remedies. You just know that those raised beds in the garden are going to be growing, balladonna and poppies and all those other lovely things. But then I had another little thought. I remember Dallas years ago when Bobby came out of the shower and it had all been a terrible dream. I'm just wondering if the dream of the sale of Brookfield is something that the script writers have somehow penetrated into our listening habits. So we think it's going to happen. But all of a sudden on Christmas Eve, David will come out of the shower and say, oh, I've just had the most terrible nightmare that we had to sell Brookfield. What a good job it's not through. So here's hoping that all those little herbal remedies have just been infused into our daily tea and coffee and it's all just a terrible dream. I know it's a bit mad, but it is Christmas. Cheers, everyone. Jojo's sexy heels is really enjoying Carol's herbal remedies. So I'm upset with her. Why? She didn't turn what she did. Oh, no, she didn't. She did mid-me city. Jojo's a shoe shop. She's a model or a shop dentist or something. Foot fetishist. Look, if you don't tell us what you do, we're going to make stuff up, right? Which will be much worse. What do you reckon Miss Mid-City is? It's like a therapist. No, I think she's the chief executive of commentary city council. She's not really, she, if you looked. No, I have no idea what her name is. How can I look? I don't know. But I remember she told me off for saying that she's from commentary city. I'm not from commentary. Do you remember? Yes, I do. So I think that's what he is. Okay, well, that's what she'll be until she tells us what she actually is. I am not enjoying Carol Toboggan's bloody herbal nonsense because I stick with my, with my, with my earlier, round that she doesn't need to be a flipping witch. She can just be a right next to Carol. Cuddly Toboggan, you've got no right to talk because you're all over the place. You're inconsistent. Move on. Nothing to see here. Listeners, talk about something else. Lucy, because you make no sense when you come to this woman. I do. You don't, you hated her last week. You loved her the week before. You know, she was your sister in arms. You were, you were burning bras with her the week before. You know, it was all about, you know, patriarchal society that does down on women who calls women witches, then the week before, before that. Better dare out, but anyway. I don't think you have any intellectual, psychological posture to give us on Carol Cuddly killer Toboggan. Work listening to, sorry. Right, fine. Anyway, she also said that it's all a dream. Have I just said? I'm talking about Jojo's sexy heels. Oh, yes. Oh, Dallas, that was it. Yes. She said it's all a dream and that Bobby Ewing is going to come out of the shower. And, and David's going to come out of the shower and say, "Oh, I had the strangest dream that Brookfield was up for sale." I just wish it would be quick. Whatever's going to happen, I'm fed up. It's going to be either Christmas Eve or New Year's Eve, isn't it? Yes. It's going to be a thing that they're going to find the water or find the drought or whatever it is that's going on. Absolutely. Hello, YouTube. It's Jojo Colbert here. I'm phone in this week about the person I love most in Ambridge and the person that I hate the most. Let's start with the person I hate the most. It's Alice. I know it should be Rob and I do hate Rob. You know, Rob needs a smack in the face with a frying pan, but Alice just really gets under my skin and here's why. She doesn't seem to have a job. I mean, or at least she's never doing her own job. I mean, now she's an assistant director in the play and throwing her waist around her. I want it done this way. Before that, she was a wedding planner. Her job just seems to be everyone else's job. I was surprised, actually, that when they learned is that Rosetta thing on that comment, that we didn't see her in the space control room pushing everyone out of the way. Go, "No, no, no, I'll land it." She's just into everyone's business. I just, oh, it really gets on my nerves. Every time she comes on, I'm like, "Ooh, God, it's bloody Alice again." Onto more positive things. Person I love the most, Lillian, that laugh, that laugh. Just if we get a Lillian laugh on the archers, it makes my week. I mean, everyone knows somebody like Lillian. Everyone knows somebody who's just the ultimate brilliant good time. She's just fantastic. And also as a gay man, just could you imagine it? Do you imagine Lillian on a night out in a gay club? The drinking, the laughing, the pushing the drag queen acting out of the way and belting out a show to you, because that's what Lillian would do. And I love her for her. Incidentally, script writers, if you're listening, I think Lillian in the gay club is a plot device goer. It really is. So, yes, I too love and hate this week. That's what I've been thinking about, love and hate. So, yes, that's it, really. OK then, goodbye. Uh, Yoko Bear hates Alice, who are? No, she doesn't seem to have a job, does she? Well, she seems to have one because she gets paid, but she doesn't seem to do it. And she just pottles around and really just helping other people with theirs. And he wanted to know whether or not she landed that Rosetta thing on Mars. And where is Lillian? Well, yes, Lillian is the ultimate fag hag, isn't she? And she did, she was quite close to Ian and Adam, particularly when Ian moved back. And she helped, they decorated her house, didn't they? Yeah, I think so. Or did she decorate theirs? Somebody decorated somebody's house. But you're right though, she was super, super close to Adam and she was auntie Lillian, this and auntie Lillian and that. And yeah, now Paul Rodeon's gone, and I love Ian, we have no time for ages, have we? No, other than that takeaway, about three months ago. Yeah, maybe still waiting for it. Blimey. Well, yeah, Ellen Lebron has hovered up everybody's lines, hasn't she? She has, yeah. See, it's kind of tainted that for me as well, because I'm kind of thinking, have we got her? Who do you think the archers at Actors Equity Representative is? I don't know, but do you think we should get in touch? And I love them, it's a brooch. I hope it's not Ellen Lebron, because it-- For the sake of all the other actors. It's the Monopoly's Commission, I think. We are going to get in touch with that. Hello there, Dante Dom. Got a steve here, a secret agent, and quite a piece artist is what I do for a living, she is asking why. I would just like to say how much I've enjoyed the pure and utter stilts on the archers this week. There was opening sacks when there was tipping feathers, and then Linda got tea bagged by Jim. It was all disgustingly filthy, and I loved it very, very much. Or maybe that's just me, who's disgustingly filthy. But I still loved it very, very much. Really, really not very happy that Helen's pulled out of life spirit, because I was hoping it would be a bit of a wake-up call for her about Tichino, but who must I? Just to remind you, he must die. But, generally enjoyed it this week, especially the idea that there are two different families. All of the farmers are going to have guns, and we've just in Eliot, or Justin Lannister, as we shall now call him, because I have a feeling that he's going to round them all up together and kill them all red-wedding style. Okay, just a quick one for me this week. I'm still loving the show, still loving the podcast, and I will hopefully hear it very, very soon. Hi. Goddess Diva, naughty, naughty, tickling feathers, and people being tea-banked with Jim. And yes, the shoot, all of the farmers in one place with guns. I think that this, my prediction is this, this shooty thing, is there is going to be an incident in which Justin will push Will to do something he's not comfortable with for safety, and Ed will stand up for Will, and that will be the beginning of the rapprochement. It's not the beginning though, is it? No, well, a continuation. Another signpost on the way to the rapprochement. Yes. Which is the only nice thing that is happening in Ambridge at the moment, so I really hope that that does happen. No, no, no, no, that's a nice rau. It just be suicidally depressing. Well, it's not the only nice thing. There's Emma becoming independent and not a whiny old cowbag. Yeah. There is the... Yes, that's it. That's a thing. Yes. Okay. That's the end of the voice messages, but we've had an email from Elizabeth Church about, we were talking last week about Rob ordering that potato feed, and how to get the details. She said, "I think it wouldn't have taken much for Rob to have found out the password and pin code for the bridge farm internet account by saying, Helen Darling, we may need to order some feed. I wouldn't want to disturb Pat. It's a lot easier than a check. What do you think? Yes, I think that's probably right. But then she sounded surprised that he'd actually done it. Helen. But then Helen often sounds surprised, but she's in that horrible position of lying, isn't she? She's kind of defending Rob, and she's lying to everybody, really, including herself. Anyway, Cosmo. What is Umarah, by the way? That's that forum. I think you've got told awful. What is this one? It's a word for no idea. Oh, Umarah. It sounds like something. Oh, no, that's she-rah, isn't it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Umarah. Umarah. It has been proposed that Doctor Who. This is on Umarah. It has been proposed that Doctor Who should arrive sort out the invasion of the voice snatches, putting the village back to normal with Fallon, leaving the village as the assistant to the doctor. The credit for those ideas should go to Vicki, not me, though I wish I'd thought of it. We have no idea who Vicki is, so we're going to give you the credit, Cosmo. Wouldn't Fallon make a great Doctor's assistant? Don't you think? I don't know, because I don't know enough about Doctor Who, if I'm being honest with you. My kids forced me to watch it when I go to Canada, the Doctor Who bonkers. My Asia forces me to watch it when I'm over here, but I spent precious time at home on a Saturday recently. I don't really know. Other than what I can say is on the Twitter's last week, I said my date would be complete if my favourite actress blew me a virtual kiss and guess who blew me a virtual kiss. Was it your favourite actress? It was. Yay! I would. Well, I'd like to do it said she's done it. I know, and I didn't even have to like tweet at her. There was no hashtag #dumptydum. Meansy looks at my Twitter feed. I was probably like that. Love you. She loves you. If only that were true. Roy, filled with Fallon, sitting in the dream. Kate, I-S-S. That was a very nice birthday thing, there wasn't it? Yes, it was. I had 36 hours of birthday fun. Did you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there was drinks with you and Harriet and Samari Day, and that was all nice and then you managed to drink loads and then run off. Just before we got to Leicester Square, it's like, I'm just going to run off and leave you and then- Don't you run off? You crossed the road and I didn't cross the road. Yeah, and I said, let's go into this bar and I crossed the road. No. Then I looked behind and then you were running. I'd never seen you move so fast on the road towards the tube. You thought, thank god, I've shaken this man free. I'm off. All from Stowe here, I come. I was like, "No, say." And then I went to the BFI. I was taken to the BFI the day afterwards. My brother and some friends and I had a cake and that's all very nice. And then Maisha and I hung out on the Wednesday and we had a lovely Indian and blah, blah, blah, blah. But I think before I get on the plane to go to Canada, I think I should put it up too. Where does Joanna live again? Wales, wasn't it? Yeah. Welsh borders. I think I should go up there and just demand a kiss. Probably be my last chance. It will probably be the last thing you do before she calls the police. OK, but I might not come back. From Canada? Yeah, because then I'm going to go to San Francisco. You will come back. Won't you? Don't know, really. I think you probably will. I think you'll miss it. You'll miss a lot. Rain's a lot in San Francisco, actually. Oh, does it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We all think, because it's California, that it's all, you know, golden sunshine, but it's very, very, very changeable weather. It's a bit like Manchester. Rain's loads there. It's on some bay, and I don't know when-- Like Seattle, Seattle. Exactly, exactly. It's always raining on Frasier. See, that's how my geographical knowledge depends entirely on sitcoms. It's not very good, does it? Well, I think you will come back, and I want you to come back, and so does everyone else. So no, no, no, no, no. No, but they won't even notice, because, you know, we'll just do over Skype. They will, because-- Or matter, not the job. We like to feel your life. Right, if not, that you are in the-- All room will not notice. Neither will Goddess Deaver. Midmy city doesn't give a tinker's cuss about me anyway. Who will notice? Me. Oh, OK then. Well, I'll think about it. OK, we've had another email about killer toboggan, from mum's, who said, listening to Carol peddling one of her remedies to Pat this morning. I wonder if the reason John died was because she encouraged him to reject conventional treatments, and she tried to cure him with her herbal teas. This would explain the letter Jennifer got from John, commenting that Carol had been acting funny, and why Carol would return to an estranged spouse to care for him, because she thought she had the answers. Tony had better watch out. She will turn up at his bedside next, trying to fix him with a mustard, poultice, and a watercress foot bath. It could well be something like that, couldn't it? I mean, she's staring at me. She said that none, she wasn't going to see any of them over Christmas, and, uh, uh, for like-- Or the assisted dying dignitas stylies. - Yeah. - And her idea. - Yeah. - But incredibly plausible. - Yeah. - Mm. - Yeah. That's it. Anyway, that's all the messages. - What about, uh, if you've done that, I think we should get online TV and have a commercial. - Okay. - Kind of like, it's a journ. Fancy getting your mouth around something warm. Something comforting you can really get a firm grip on. Why not buy a dumdee-dum mug from the shop at dumdee-dum.com? Those damn lovely. Oh, that was lovely. Why don't we now do-- Now we've done the callerina-ers, so let's do Lucy. - Yes. - What are you? Top five, hashtag. The archer's tweets of the week. Archers listener said, "I bet Freddie's got no friends, and will end face down in the street drunk. Like, that's Blair, boy." [Laughs] Um, dusty substances said, "I can't remember which episode it was, but it's kind of really over the whole week. Could have any of them." That is totally the sort of episode we want. The Brookfield writes in the shite and the play rehearsal going wonderfully. I presume she's being sarcastic, because play is going anything but wonderfully. But anyway, uh, you see, this is the kind of listener we have. This, this, this fills me with moments. - The set was looking really good. - Yeah, but people aren't gonna, she said, "People aren't selling any tickets." And I thought, "Well, that's because they want to just, no one's gonna pay to just go and sit in your, someone else's sitting room essentially on the stage, and then go home again with nobody on it." This fills me with joy in this tweet, uh, is the, the, the, the, the caliber of our listeners. Kate Musilier said, "I hope by opening night, the strange relationship between Alice and Linda will have reached Klaus Kinski Werner Herzog levels." [Laughs] I love the fact we have listeners that can relate the arts and the Klaus Kinski. Um, T.R.H. Rach said, "Right, you'd better get the bleep machine out of this, by the way." "Right, we'd better have Debbie if we're having fucking Kate Frost upon us." [Laughs] And it's like a payoff, isn't it? I'm sorry, you have Kate. So in recompense, you are allowed Debbie. This is a sad one. Sad, sad, sad tweet of the week from Karen Eldridge. - Mm. - But it was sad because it was so true. She said, "I have just realised we're being prepared for the day when Carol is the only person left in Ambridge." And it is starting to feel like that, Karen. I know exactly what you mean. - Well, I thought everybody was like, "Ellen Bronzo, cool, she's so here. Oh my God, she's so fantastic. Now everyone's bloody moaning." - Just because she's in everything. The people that we want to hear from have vanished, and instead we've got her in every scene doing everything for everybody. - Mm. That's true. All right, fair enough. - Ah, that's it. Tweets are done. Call her in her as of done. I've interrupted you a little. I've segued and show it the show's over. - Mm. - All right then. - Mm. - Lucy. - Yes. - Do you remember we had that chat last week? - I do. - Well, we had which chat am I referring to? - We had about 100 different chats, didn't we? But the one where we got a bit emotional. - Yes, we did. - Yes. - And why did we get emotional? Because all the lovely people that are donating money and sending us pictures of them with their dumpty-dum mugs and everything. And we haven't even been going a year yet. And it's, I don't know, it's just lovely, isn't it? The way that dumpty-dum has been taken to people's hearts, it's very, very, very nice. - We have a community of lovely people around us, and I got all a bit kind of, oh, it's a wonderful theory. And, but you're always an emotional kind of, you know, rollercoaster anyway. - Yes. - But even I could see that, you know, you were even more of a rollercoaster because of this. And it's all very, very lovely. - Hmm. - So, but I got into, well, we got in trouble last week for naming people who brought us mugs, because apparently, after them were for Christmas presents. - Yeah. - So people were like, I know I'm good for my better half. - So, we won't be doing that again in an awful hurry. So this week, our lips are sealed, folks. 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Dum Tee Dum Episode 37 – Too much Bron
Lucy and Roifield talk about Blythe Spirit, begatting, Eleanor Bron, Roy Wood and eccentrics on bikes
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