The Wrants Show
Missing Member on Testosterone. Temu Tom Delonge
After a lengthy year-long hiatus, The Wrants Show is back with the hosts John Clark, Matthew Rix and new Maga host Nate Miller and they’re ready to entertain!
- What’s Up with the "T in the Butt"?
An intriguing statement of “doing a lot of t in the butt” left everyone puzzled. No, it isn't about actual tea! It's a humorous way to talk about Testosterone Replacement Therapy (TRT), administered via injections in the gluteal muscles.
TEMU Tom Delong is Matthew Rix: He’s back and engaging in conversation reminiscent of getting the band back together.
Mr. Clean's Homeless is Nate Miller Uncle: Living in his dad's house, he brings humor and a potential storyline involving personal upheaval.
John Clark: The ultimate fence sitter with no strong opinions, whose primary role is to stir the pot for the audience’s amusement.
- Duration:
- 9m
- Broadcast on:
- 11 Aug 2024
- Audio Format:
- mp3
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But we've added, 'cause like any good sitcom that the characters start running low on content, you have to add a girlfriend or the Rebel Kid in a high school TV show, or Adobe Magga supporter. So we have Nate Miller, who apparently is, if you're watching this on Livestream. He's locked in a portal somewhere to another universe. Nate Miller, are you on dial-up? I know we're, I know, I know as a Magga person, you're afraid of 5G, but um... Yeah, something I didn't forget my tin foil hat, so the, I am on dial-up AOL, and uh, 'cause the 5G messes with your brain. But for old-time's sake, John Clark, why don't you give us an intro for the ages? Hey everybody, welcome back to the rants after a year. I'd like to introduce my co-host, T. Moo Tom DeLong. Um, uh, we've got Mr. Clean's homeless uncle over to the far right, who's living in his dad's house right now, because um, things might be on the rocks in his personal life, I'm not sure. And I am the biggest fence-setter you will ever meet. I don't have a single opinion about anything, and it's my job to rile these two up as much as possible. But you're in attainment. Welcome. Welcome, welcome everyone. Okay, so we can't have- I miss you. We can't have any inside jokes. So why, why am I the team who, Tom DeLong? I was sitting pretty, pretty hard with some references on getting the band back together, and then he goes, "Do you have a history behind Blinkway in you too?" Hold up, hold up, hold up. Are you saying I'm responsible for the rants taking off for a year? [Laughs] Uh, if the shoe fits. If the shoe fits, where? Yeah. Yeah, like you. If the boot fits. I mean, you're not wrong. I just want to make sure that we're all in agreement on who to blame. There was a contract dispute, okay? Hey, look, if Roman Reigns can take off from WrestleMania after losing, I can take a year off from talking to you two fools. And he's back, and so am I, so God bless the USA. Because the WWE is dead without him. No, it sucks. [Laughs] Socks, screw-coaty-ruds, hit my champ. You didn't just take off, you know, you like fell off a cliff for almost a year. I had things going on. Okay. There was like, I had to like sleep till noon. True rocker. Had to get more tattoos. True rocker. You look jacked though, man. Oh, you're neck is, your neck is filled in. Shoulders, you can come in. You can do some TIs and lies with the shoulders. I've just put a lot of T in the butt. [Laughs] Wow. What does that mean? Yeah, please explain that, that's a new reference that I do not know. Testosterone. Okay. The replacement therapy. How are you getting that applied to you? In the butt. By. Already said that Nate Miller. By syringe in the cheek. He did not study. No, somebody's spinning on me. I don't know. How else would you get a shot in the butt? Huh? I mean, look dude, look, I understand you're a little distressed right now. You're in a basement. You're on dial up. We don't know where your wife's at, but how else would you get a shot? I'm testosterone. Oh, anything. Okay. That's right. If I say I get testosterone in the butt, how would you tell, how, how, how are we doing it? Well. And keep it family oriented. With a syringe. That's how you get testosterone in the butt. Exactly. With a shot. Family audiences. There's another way. But also on top of the TRT, I've been going to the gym and eating a lot of protein. So there you go. Yeah. You look good, man. Makes me feel like I'm 13 all over again. Makes me angry too. I just got that. Right at Rick's now. I'm right at Rick's. So what is your gym routine? Seriously. What day, how many days you work it out? Six days a week. Okay. Four o'clock in the morning. Good for you. Like wake up and go or four or starting at four. Wake up and go. Step into the world of power, loyalty and luck. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse with family, canollies and spins mean everything now. 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