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So let's get right to it. Yesterday I was driving and Eddie was in the passenger seat and Primavane was on the phone. And then I did something. And then Primavane is like, oh, that was hella cringe. So, yeah, well, to start because you're like, hold on, Primavane, hold on. And then you did what you're going to say. Right. So let me explain what I did and how to do it with another man. Thank you. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is the conno trombrey. Yes, Leo. Chill. Show you. Yes, a little closer. The truthy. Again, Micho. So this is what we're doing. We're driving, right? And we're at a red light. And there is this Honda Civic on my left. I don't know, maybe like 15 year old Honda Civic, chilling vibe. And you know, so probably like, what is it? Like a 19 or 19, a 2010 Honda Civic muscle man was right. And the homie there, he's laid back. It was in Tostatras, windows down. And he's just bumping, bro. Like bumping some Drake and the subwoofers hitting like. And it took me back to like the early 2000s when I had a sound system of my car. So he was just chilling, bro, just like in his thoughts, whatever. We're in sunglasses. I'm like, yo, bro. That's helping me, man. I ain't typing on it. I said, yo, bro. And he had his windows down. So he looked over at me. I was like, yo, bro, nice sound system dog. What do you got? 10s, 12s. What kind of subwoofers you got? That's not what you said. And then he's like, oh, yeah, man. I got some 10s. I'm like, yo, sounds dope, bro. That was it. I complimented him on his sound system. You said, because I took out my notepad. Nice. You said, hey, it sounds nice. What you got? Subwoofers? And then I'm sure he was responding. Those 10s or 12s? And then your voice changed too. Wasn't it? Those subwoofers? Yeah. Hey, buddy. I had a yo. He was bumping. Come on. That's it. That is crink. Crink. And low-key kind of guy. That's you, Joe. What do you mean? Yeah, that's like me standing next to another vato. He's minding his own business in the bathroom, taking a leak. And then I look over, I'm like, yo, nice deck. Hey, Joe. Is that a 10-inch or a 12-inch? Dude, it has nothing to do with that. Eddie, you were driving with me, guys. It wasn't cringe. It was cringe. Thank you. You don't say anything to me. That's why I was trying to hide. Just imagine you're vibing now, you're bumping music. Last thing you want is someone to bother you. Yeah, bother you. Bro, that guy got so happy when I complimented him. Let me tell you something, Kim. You'll understand this, because you're a woman. You're not an OVIA that always challenges Eddie to do more. In a positive way, right? To grow, let me tell you this. This guy's life right here. He probably has a mom and a girlfriend or baby mama that is like, yo, bro, do something with your life. Like, you got this beat-up Honda Civic and like, literally, your sound system costs more than your car. Instead of paying for your sound system, why don't you pay for some child support? Oh. So this was sitting there bumping the only thing good in his life with his sound system. And here comes a random guy and says, yo, bro, dope ass speakers, nice sound system. I made that guy's day and it was genuine. It sounded really dope. You know what I'm saying, Kim? Get us a mama. Anovia Chodien de la like, bro, why are you spending all this money on your car sound system? Like, you should just get a new car. It's worth more than your car. And he's just happy. Yes. You know, I kind of do something similar to strangers when I'm driving. Whenever I see a skateboarder, because my little brother happy, he's a skateboarder, and whenever I see a skateboarder, I yell out, do a kickflip. There it is, Kim. And then the person in the skateboarder will do a kickflip. They feel awesome because they're like, why are you wasting your time practicing tricks? Exactly. They do the kickflip and I'm like, that was awesome. Yeah, girl, what if they can land in? Then they fall. Funnily. Yeah. It's like, nopasanada, a good job, try again. It's something, Lee. It's a little messy, though, man. And most of the guys that Kim complements, they're probably in the 30s. Yeah, definitely. They're skateboarding around for now. Yeah. Anyways, I complemented him. He looks stoked that I complemented. I think if he would have been, like, bothered, he wouldn't even answer. Yeah, exactly. Like, why answer? He would have been, like, looked over. I said some people are like, dude, whatever, and gone on with his life. But he was like, yeah, bro, I got business and that. You know what I'm saying? You want to-- you don't know that side of me yet. I had a truck. I had a Toyota Tacoma. Tell me about your side subway. With airbags. Airbags in the-- yeah, where they should be? Or-- No, not like safety airbags. Oh, OK. Airbags has my suspension. Ee. OK. So the truck was connected instead of, like, a suspension. You used to work at auto part joint. Yeah, but you used to work at auto part. Which one? Auto zone. Auto zone? Yeah. Get in the zone. Auto zone. Ah. Anyways, so my suspension got replaced with actual airbags. Those airbags that you see on 18 wheelers? You're Dazatrocaro. Yeah, OK. So you know where the bed sits on? Yeah. It's these bags, like black bags, rubber bags. Oh, sure. That give it suspension Para Locustan Carando. Yeah. So that was my suspension for my truck. Oh, you see. I didn't have, like, the traditional springs or whatever. We cut the springs, we lowered the truck, put 20s on it, rims, and then connected the airbags through hoses to a CO2 tank in the back of my truck. Damn. You've got a little science experiment. I had switches on it. Yes, Ken. Switches on it. And my truck could hop. Oh, shoot. Is there any-- Two feet off the ground from the front. I didn't have airbags on the back. No, my console's in metal. I don't know that way, though. Hey. Two feet off the ground out of the highest bouncing truck in IE with the working engine. I want to clarify. With the working engine. There was higher jumping trucks with airbags, and it's different than hydraulics, but similar idea. Right. It was the highest jumping working truck because other homies took out their engines and put airbags in them. And they could hop, like, five feet in the air. Damn. And I had a sound system in there, too. And then I got a Civic, because eventually the AR broke on my truck. And the wheels about to fall off while I was driving. And so I ended up selling it. Well, I fixed it and then sold it. And then I got a Honda Civic. You're lucky that I didn't know you back then, because I would have popped that airbag as soon as I got in the car. Oh, they meant, like, on purpose. No, because I would have just sat in the car and I would have been like-- [LAUGHTER] No. Even on it, these switches had a seesaw switch where I could raise up the right airbag higher than the lift. So when you would get into the car, I would raise it up higher so he could even it out. Oh, I see. You see what I'm saying? It would be perfect. And then when we were cruising, our cruise would like the front part of the truck looking up and then drag in the back, you feeling it? Oh, my gosh. That's great. That's great. How is that cringe? Because it's you, dog. Yeah, I don't see anything cool at all. Don't see me as 40-year-olds to boys. I see me as 21-year-old should boy. For sure. That's hard to do. With the four pack, not these longas that I got right here. I never got to six pack. Is there home movies of this, home videos? Yes, my mom, initially, she was not a fan. My dad was not a fan. My mom thought I was becoming a cholo. Yes. And I had to explain to her no because my boy Ryan-- Uh-huh. 9-2 Ryan. 9-2 Ryan, the one that lost his pinky toe in the river through a boating accident. He had him first. And we were always saving up for our trucks. He had a Chevy S10. And if you know, you know the Chevy S10. And the two, the Tacoma, they were homies. Dude, why am I supposed to come for you? What cool things did you do when you were 20? I want to know. Hold on. [BEEPING] eBay Motors is here for the ride. Elbow, Greece, and a whole lot of love transformed 100,000 miles in a body full of rust into a drive entirely its own. LED headlights, spoilers, whatever you need. eBay Motors has it at affordable prices. And with eBay guaranteed fit, it's guaranteed to fit your ride every time. Keep your rider die alive at ebaymotors.com. Eligible items only, exclusions apply. Listening to your favorite podcast? That's smart. Earning your degree online from Southern New Hampshire University, that's really smart. With 24/7 access to coursework, no-set class times, and dedicated student support, you can go to school when and where it works for you. Low online tuition means you can even do it for less. And dedicated student support means we'll be with you from day one to graduation and beyond. Join a community of learners just like you. Go to SNHU.EDU today to start your free application. [BEEPING] What cool things were you doing when you were 21, pretty much? I was traveling the world. I went to Brazil. I went to Rome. [INAUDIBLE] Overrated cringe. What do you mean we're at a cringe? You guys want to know where I spent my 20th birthday? Yes, Kim. I guess now we do. Where can-- I blacked out at a bar. Yes, Kim! [INAUDIBLE] 20th? Yes, I was not 21. I was working that day, actually. It was a Wednesday. I was working, and basically my friend and I went over for our lunch to celebrate my birthday at the bar. And how I got into the bar-- the bar knew me already, so you know how that goes. I'm there. I'm yelling, it's my 21st birthday. So everyone's buying me shots, but really I'm 20. And yeah, basically I get super drunk, and my friend has to drive me home. And it's just a mess. I'm like throwing up like crazy. And then I go home, and I knock out. Oh, no, I don't go home. I go home. No, you can't go home. Like that, Kim, your parents, they're not done. I do go home. How did you sneak that from your parents? I was throwing up like crazy. We went to eat for a restaurant, because it's my birthday. Of course. So then I lay down in the back, and I throw up in the back of my dad's new truck. No, Kim. Yes. Who was driving? My dad. I was literally like asleep throwing up in the back. And then we finally park, we get to the place, and I'm like, OK, I realize, oh my gosh, I just-- we got this car like two weeks ago. This is camp. No, it's facts. And then I went with my best friend. We went to go eat with her family and my family, whatever, and I pull her back in. And I'm like, hey, I need you to help me. And she's like, what? And I was like, hey, I threw up all the way in the back of my truck. So we get our purses. And we start shoving the throw up into our purses. At him. What the fuck? And then I go back out there, and my dad is like, what is wrong? Kim, that is not cool or fun. How did you dad not know you were drunk? They didn't know. They literally have never seen me drunk in my life. I mean, I do not win this story. Bill Kim, hold on. When you puked in your dad's truck, where were your parents? They were in the restaurant. Ah, OK. I was like, where-- like, how did they not? Yeah, they didn't see it. And how did you just pray with something? Well, guess where they got it? No, so then they were going to Tijuana the next day at 6 AM in the morning. So I wake up at 5 AM the next morning, hung over. And I go, and I clean the car. There you go. And your birthday's in August, so you know it's hot. Yeah, it was probably really gross. Denchi, but beyond it, you traveled the world when you were 21. I traveled, and I was just for the streets, just-- Yeah, with the guy in Germany, right? Oh, yeah, you smashed him for a year, when you're not in the bushes? He smashed me, but yes. You know what? He was a short king, Thambian. He was short. Bani, I feel like you say you don't like short kings, but Loki, you love them. Some of your coolest stories are Hawaii. He was hella short. Yeah, he was a hella short. And then Germany, Thambian, Chaparito. And there's halatol dudes in Germany. What the hell? Yeah, that's a bag. I know, it's because we met at a bar sitting down, and then we stood up, and then I was like, oh, fudge. Do not make that mistake, y'all, if you're at a bar, and you're flirting with a guy, make sure it's standing up. Because then-- and then at that point, I was already drinking, so I was like, OK, it's my last night. Let's just do it. He's all getting off the stool. And he's like, ah! And he's like, can you help me? I know. He's like, we are dangling, and he was, too. He had a jump off? It was bad. But whatever. Well, lessons learned. But anyways, I don't care if you guys think I'm cringe. Or any of that, I think me telling that guy with the sound system that it was dope, I think it was dope, and it made his day. And I really enjoyed having my bouncing truck for a year. I love that for you, and I look forward-- Thank you. --and I look forward-- That's not so fun. Like, you enjoyed your youth. Yeah, I did. I just need to see the proof with these home videos. Eddie knows. Eddie knows. No, Eddie's not a confirmation. Eddie used to live with us. Go in there? He forced me. Force you. Yeah. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Me too. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Eddie, for those of you who don't know-- so Eddie's my nephew, and I'm brothers with his dad, George. And like many Latino families, we all live together. I didn't know that. It was my parents, obviously myself. My brother, George, Eddie's mom, Lupita, his little sister, or older sister Yasmin, and then him. So we all lived in the same house. No way. Because you had to be able to afford a house. It was like-- Yeah, you couldn't do it. And then we rented another room to a family friend, because I'm a phyllo. Oh, they made us. Remember that's best friend. Yeah. Allegedly best friend, there's some else going on. No, me too. Me too. Why they still friends? That's not saying. That's another podcast. Tune in to Black Sheep. But Eddie, you were a little kid. And when I had this jumping to her Tacoma, bro, hopping. Yes, it was super cool. I thought it was really cool. You had a really good bass going on with the music also. You said, yeah, you used to take me to the garage just to listen to the music. What would you listen to? Michael Jackson. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Backstreet Boys, actually. Backstreet Boys, so I'm so amazing with bass. Christian music. Oh, I want it that way. There it was, Eddie. Eddie, that's how he wants it. That way, that way. Nah, I was bumping. Oh, no, wait a minute. I was bumping the biggest album, late '90s, early 2000s. And be writers. No. The chronic. Thank you. Let's go. Who the heck is that? Dr. Dre. Oh, gosh. Kim. Dr. Dre, Eminem, Snoop, only the most legendary, one of the most legendary hip-hop albums of all time. Basically, was it last year's Super Bowl? Yeah, oh. That was a show. Yeah, right. When was it in LA? Two years. Two years ago. Two years. Anyways, basically that. Basically, when it's a Super Bowl, essentially, in LA, essentially. OK, you guys, everyone's making fun of me. Because if you listen to the show, just keep an eye out for it. I keep saying, essentially. No, but you're not the only one, dude. And my sister, Tambian, like-- Yeah. I feel like it's going to be nice. I feel like it's going to be nice. I feel like it's going to be nice. I feel like it's going to be nice. Sorry. Thank you. Because my sister, for everything, she's just like, essentially this, essentially that. And I'm like, girl, everything can't be essential. Like, the pandemic is over. Facts on facts. So anyways, we love you guys. Please follow Primavana. And it's Vanessa Sida. Kim's-- Kimberly, Aye Garcia, two years at the end. Eddie? That's Eddie Sotelo. And we're at Shibuya Show. S-H-O-B-O-Y show. Or my personal Edgar Aye Sotelo. Love y'all. Bendy Shonas. Placing a trade shouldn't be complicated. It should be smooth as butter. The Fidelity app makes investing easy with zero commission US stock and ETF trades, no account minimums, and fractional shares trading. Fidelity, where nothing comes between you and the trade. That's smooth. Download our app free from the app store or Google Play. Sell orders are subject to an activity assessment fee from one cent to three cents per $1,000 a principal. No account minimums apply to retail brokerage accounts only. Fidelity brokerage services LLC. 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