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Shoboy After Party 38 Special Guest "El Flaco"
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Hold on, hold on. We got a party. We got Primavani, Kim, Micho, Eddie, and a special guest. The man of the day, Flacko in the building. Welcome to the "Flacko Cantai Repa". Hi, man. Congratulations to all of you. It's good to see you from the beginning. [Laughter] "Flacko is our co-worker. [Laughter] Around the corner. [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] So, Flacko, thank you for hanging out with us, bro. So, this started, I think, like last week. I wasn't in the studio, but apparently you came into the studio for my own pocket of "Flacko Cantai Repa". And then you asked around the day for some hot wings. See, "Porka, C'est mato han an él memento y dí qué prima vane de pous" [Laughter] [Laughter] Yeah, because I mentioned it. You know, I'm like, "Damn, I gotta go get some wings, bro. I can get in the munchies." You know, prima vane is like, "Oh, man, I love wings." And I'm like, "You know, she looks like a nice, beautiful person." So, she's also beautiful. So, I'm like, "Why not? Let's go get some wings." But what's the problem here? Well, the issue, in case you guys missed the show today, my challenge is, I love you, "Flacko, I loved running." I'm like, "Why, brother, thank you." As an amazing way, you came to me, hella heartbroken. I was. You were dating this hyena, you hadn't been dating a girl publicly, in a while. "Orovato." Me too. [Laughter] Me too. He's talking about... And all of a sudden, you were posting this girl a la, bro. Like, "La, Rolle, Romantica, Saka, Astana, Soto de Chimos, damn." Uh-huh, he's in love. "Flacko Caio." And all of a sudden, you came to me, like, "Bro, Setermino la Sitoción." So, we'll get to that story in a second, but my whole thing with Primavana is like, "Look, flacko's a dope ass dude, you're a dope ass hyena." But to me, you gotta let flacko heal before you even try to date the battle, for both of your own good. We're not getting married! We're just going out and getting some wings, bro. Primavana's been telling us that she don't got time to waste anymore. In case she wants to date differently, she wants to date to Mary, kids to get lateral. But you want to date to Mary, like, after the wings or something? Put a ring on it, put a ring on it, put a ring on it, and a wing on it? Oh, that's so cute! So, anyways, tell us about your heartbreak, Primero way. Okay. (speaks Spanish) Hey, Mary, come on, let's go out. You and I can create an empire, you know? I'm like, "How?" Because she has a business, as a clinic. (speaks Spanish) You're paying for everything, dude. That's how it should be. No, it should not, because if you're promising that we're both going to create an empire, show me that from the start, not after we get married. Otherwise, then I might as well be by myself and treat myself. I don't like money. When she was saying an empire, she was thinking about hers. Yeah. Like, Bill, can you help me? Build my empire. (speaks Spanish) I was blind. (speaks Spanish) Hey, it's the after party. It's a creative. Yeah, Primavana sits on your face. Squee, ow. Primavana, I can tell she's not going to be like that. No. She right away offered. What do you say? (speaks Spanish) Well, maybe she'll, like, at least offer for, like, the landier, you know? But hold on, let's get to the most jacked up part about that relationship. How did you finally decide to break up with this Bhuchona that really was, like, telling you about, "Oh, Eskimi's exes would buy me these kinds of purses, these kinds of clothes." And all, like, basically, Loki dissing you, bro. What does she say to your cousin? (speaks Spanish) Not her cousin. You're a primavana that connected you guys. Bro. I told this, I told, I told your boy in the hallway. (laughs) I told, that's how he knows this. So, I told him, "Hey, bro, I don't want to be with somebody who's going to talk smack about me behind my back, especially not to my own family, bro. What is she going to say to people that is not related to me?" What did she say to your cousin? She told her, "Bro, this guy, he has no real dreams, he's in radio. What is radio? What is radio?" So, I'm like, "Okay, you're thinking this. This is, I don't know exactly what she means, and I was able to, you know, get it going. Like, I said, I paid for this. It's not that I'm bragging that I paid for it. Okay, so, Lichincana. You felt you were taking care of her. And I was taking care of her as a gentleman. So, the least I expect is you treating me right and not speaking mad about me. Yeah, she talked issue about you to your cousin. Exactly. So, my cousin comes and tells me, "It's a done deal. I text this girl. I don't even call her. I don't even bother calling her. I text her. You and I, we're done. Thank you. Yeah, text, because I was like, maybe she doesn't really even deserve a phone. That face-to-face. Because at that point, you don't go behind someone who treats you really well back in talk smack about that. Yeah, like, she's saying, "I don't really believe in this vato. No way you got to let go. It's like this and that. I dated other guys that are more "Mascavritos aka." Dude, to me, it's like, "How dumb are you, girl?" Like, you're telling his cousin this. You think she's not going to come and tell Flaco? Hey, what's the update? Do the prima already? Like, are they so friends? I think my prima still talks to her, but I don't take it personal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't take it personal. You know, she, she... I don't take it personal, but I don't take it personal. I don't take it personal. I don't take it personal, but I don't take it personal. I don't take it personal, but I don't take it personal. Hey, chill, bro. Let me say that you're missing, too. Oh, my God. You can't? You can't. You can't miss your missing. Oh, my God. I took you away, you guys. But anyways... When I met her, it was so long, but I don't take it personal, but I don't take it personal. I don't take it personal, but I don't take it personal. So you think I'm a bad person to go out with? I mean, I was never in love. I wanted to give myself a chance. That's why I'm saying, "Shoboy, there's no healing here "because I was never..." I didn't get to that level to where we were already in love. I cut it before that point. Oh, what I learned. Don't let the Instagram and the post go... It's kid, bro. That's why the show. I've known you for a few years now, but it's worth it because I got a lot of likes and comments. [Laughter] [speaking in Spanish] [speaking in Spanish] [speaking in Spanish] [Laughter] [speaking in Spanish] [speaking in Spanish] [speaking in Spanish] I just want to make sure she didn't come out. So anyways, that was my whole point of view, Primavana. Yeah. You see what... And I don't think I shared that completely with you guys. No. But, you know... [speaking in Spanish] And I know you've been through a lot too, Primavana, but you guys are both amazing people. Thank you. It's just, you know... Thank you so much. Don't want to get things all weird. [Laughter] I think we're gonna... I think this is a weird part. [Laughter] What the heck? [speaking in Spanish] And you rap, right? [speaking in Spanish] [speaking in Spanish] Listening to your favorite podcast? That's smart. Earning your degree online from Southern New Hampshire University, that's really smart. With 24/7 access to coursework, no-set class times, and dedicated student support, you can go to school when and where it works for you. Low online tuition means you can even do it for less. And dedicated student support means we'll be with you from day one to graduation and beyond. Join a community of learners just like you. Go to snhu.edu today to start your free application. The legends are true! 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This is true story and I was like I'm so sorry, you know, it's called me. You're the leche. That's why I was like weak (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (clapping) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) - Okay, that's a good sign. Let's go to get the high wings. 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(speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) All right, so you guys are gonna go on a date. (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) How many wings do you think you're gonna have to order? (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) Because I don't know how wings are built, man, they're delicious. Yeah, we're gonna order like a family platter. (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) Oh, yeah, Piorana, I forgot. Flaco's a single dad. Oh. Is that good, Piorana? How old are your kids? 11, 15, and 17. No way. 11, 15, and 17. And how old are you, Flaco? I am 36. 36, yeah. You started young. That's nice. That's so nice. (laughing) Is it tough? Like to tell people you're a single parent and then like, (speaking in foreign language) You know, it was tough at the beginning but then I stopped caring. Yeah. Why did I stop caring? Because I'm like, dude, whoever is gonna give me a chance to go out and date with them or to even go beyond that, is they gotta have to know me for who I am. And I'm proud of it because I'm a responsible father. It's three, I have custody, I pick them up from school, I cook for them. So I don't think there's anything wrong with that unless I'm like, I'm a fuck boy, you know, going around. Yeah. (speaking in foreign language) You are a really good dad, bro. And that's interesting. Thank you. But I love it. I love that you don't take a personal one. Hein is like, oh no. (speaking in foreign language) 'Cause you're like, bro, you just made it easier for me. I'm not gonna waste my time. Thank you very much. Huge. Thank you very, very, very much. (laughing) And I didn't mean to like that. Like, oh, that's nice. I just, I don't know. Did you know he was a single dad? I feel like I did know you had kids but I didn't know you were that age. Yeah. That's okay. That's older, right? Yeah, I feel like they're older. Yeah. Are you down to have kids again? Like, with another woman? Maybe if, you know, I'll leave that up to God. If God wants me, you know, (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) Eddie, I see you over there. Like, what's going on? No, no, no. I think it's a great thing. Flaco is young and hard too. He's been partying lately. I saw that video of you pull dancing. (laughing) Pico. Yes, thank you very much. (laughing) No, he's that kid and he's so having fun, you know? Bro, I'm a fun dad. I'm telling you what, my 15-year-old, he loves going to Pico. Did he go with you when you were pulled in? Yeah, he loves it. He's like, that's my dad, bro. He's like, that's right. He tells everyone at school, look, follow my dad on Instagram. That's what's up. Oh. He's feels like a proud father. He's in high school. He's in high school. That's just true. Flaco, thank you so much for hanging out with us, bro. And again, follow Flaco on Instagram, man. He's hilarious, he's dope, super talented. Thank you so much. (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) Anything else you want to say to Flaco before we wrap up? No, just thank you and I look forward to the wings and to the blaze. (laughing) Yeah. (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) Let's go. Let's go. (dramatic music) The legends are true. Holding power. The sauce of testing. Yes. The most legendary sauce has arrived. Has McDonald's transformed into the anime world of McDonald's. The greatest flavors unite in all news. Haverie chili McDonald's sauce to make your 10-piece with nuggets, fries and sprites ultra-powerful. Unlock manga comics with every meal and sit down for a new anime short every week. Only at McDonald's. ♪ Spot up up up up up ♪ ♪ Go ♪ I participated in McDonald's for limited time. I was surprised last. Listening to your favorite podcast? That's smart. Earning your degree online from Southern New Hampshire University? That's really smart. With 24/7 access to coursework, no-set class times and dedicated student support, you can go to school when and where it works for you. Low online tuition means you can even do it for less. And dedicated student support means we'll be with you from day one to graduation and beyond. Join a community of learners just like you. Go to snhu.edu today to start your free application.