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[LAUGHS] Octopus sounds good right now. [LAUGHS] Octopus! Welcome to Aftoparty! What up, people, honey? Hi! We're killing the kids. Hello. What's up, Betty? Hey! What up, Mito? What's up, everybody? Foods. Oh, man. What? I messed up this weekend, guys. Wow. Come on, la vietta. See you, eh? See you, buddy. Maybe you still have longer eggs today, that's right. Wow. Bro, like, I remember not doing this for so long. It's been months since I've done this. Yeah. Because siemper mequille super vien during the week, you know? Like no tortillas, really low cars, more protein vibes. I've been hitting the gym, S-O-C. Uh-huh. But you work out. No. Like, I go there. I'm on the phone. Yeah, it's a text. They have a great Wi-Fi. Um, I'm not scared. [LAUGHS] No, perista finisimana. So the Wi-Fi and I were supposed to go on our day on Friday. Yes. But unfortunately, our youngest daughter, Alani, she caught a fever. So we're not going to leave her with a babysitter to him, Ferma, you know? It's not fair for the babysitter. And obviously, not fair for our daughter, Tampo. Yeah. So it was one of those situations like, you know what? It's cloudy. It's rainy in Southern California. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Straight up. And then Saturday? [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] No. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Just want to chill. Watch TV. Relax. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] I grilled from my girl's even. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Oh, we can-- [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] You know, I'm very grateful for the food we have. But that was not the plan. I still went to the gym on Friday and Saturday. But bro, I'm just like, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] You sacrifice yourself just to blow it away in three days. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] What you have to do-- [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] What you have to do is you have to find other alternatives, OK? So listen to your body and asking what your body wants. OK, your body wants tacos. OK, what is a healthy alternative or a healthy way for you to eat it and get that same satisfaction? Yeah. But with eating it in a healthy alternative. No, well, you can use-- like, there's different types of tortillas. I know you don't use tortillas at all. Tortillas in a panel, I heard those. I mean, like the queso-- I mean, the queso tortilla, like the keto version. Or like lettuce wrap, the tortillas wrap. Guys, there's one of those situations where it was like, bro, it's raining, a little girl is sick. Like, yeah, I didn't guess who I'm one of those. Like, I just needed comfort food. Do you feel me? Eddie, what do you think, bro? I need a pep talk, bro. You know how much I struggle with this. No, I think it was great. I think it was great you had to do that once in a while. You did work out throughout the week, so I think it was worth it. Nice, Eddie, good job. I did. I just didn't like the scale when I got on at this point. Well, don't focus on the number. I think our body is also fluctuate, too. You know what I mean? I get what you're saying by that prima vane, but that motivates me. Yeah. Because I saw the number this morning. Yeah. And I literally went up four pounds over the weekend. And I'm like-- But that could be water weight. When do you weigh yourself before or after you poop? I can? You're supposed to weigh yourself after you use it. Oh, yeah. I went number two first, and then I weighed myself. So, if I wouldn't ask, don't do that. Bess will be hella depre. Instead of four pounds, eight pounds? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But anyways, now I'm motivated. Benga, I got that out of my system. Yeah. I didn't feel good during the moment it did. But now, let's go. You know, you can't focus and dwell on your past, because what happens when you sit there, and you dwell on your past, it's like you're driving. And all you're doing is looking into your rearview mirror. And if you do that, you're going to crash. Wow. So, eyes off the rearview mirror, going straightforward, baby. Let's go, I keep natural. You're out of the control. I love that, Bess. Thank you for the motivation. We are going to Texas, though, so. We are going to a wedding in Texas. Oh, come there, Bess. There's going to be girls there. What? There's girls anywhere. Eddie. Oh, question. Are you going to go up during the, you know, there's a part, you guys are going to a wedding. So, there's a part during the ceremony. I know that the body or whatever, where it's like, all the single men pull up to catch the garter. Are you going to go? You have to be single? Yeah. It's only the single. Oh, not single. You have to be not married. Well, not married. Oh, yeah. Eddie's going to go up there. Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't he? Because if he catches, he's like, "Oh, cool." We're wearing a single or it's not married. It's not married. Oh. I always thought it was a single guy. Actually, when I used to have I'm seeking to hear some bullets, it was like Mujeres Houtera's when they come out. But you never know. I actually caught the bouquet. Yeah, girl. I've been girls. That means nothing because I've caught four. You know what I'm saying? I don't know you. Primava, and it's like the time they'll be like throwing elbows up. I do. I do. I do. I miss videos. Multiple videos of me. Hala. But you know what? It's just meant to be in my hands. There you go. You got four of them. Maybe the fifth one's the lucky one, Buzz. Well, someone get married. Yeah, I said nobody. Me too. I know. So, Kim, are you truly worried? Eddie and I are going to a wedding in Tejas this coming weekend. It's my nephew and Eddie's cousin. Why are you worried? There's girls wherever Eddie goes. I know. But it's a wedding, so Eddie's going to be like extra handsome because I remember when we were friends, we were just friends. I saw a picture of Eddie in a suit. When you guys, I think you guys went to Miami or something. I think we were in a funeral, Kim. No, I was in a funeral. You were for Eddie's a little that passed away. No, I wasn't. It wasn't that. And you were like, "How cute he looks at the funeral." No, Misha was not that. But... We were just friends. We were just friends and I was like, "Wow, Eddie looks really handsome." And I told him that. And I was like, "Hey, you should wear more suits. You look good." And now... And he gets his suits every day. He can't understand, Eddie used to always... He was that dude that always wore a soccer jersey every single day to work. Eddie, what did it feel like when Kim told you he looked kind of cute in that suit, or you don't remember? No, I do remember. I remember and I got a little nervous when she told me that. Right. Yeah, for sure you got rid of it. So because Eddie's going to look cute in the suit, so I'll pay now on the other line. Votas? Yeah, rock in the votas. You're thinking that other women are going to say, "What's up?" Yes. And you don't think Eddie is capable of saying, "Nah, I'm good?" No, he is. But I just don't want him to talk to him at all. The real question is, why didn't Eddie invite Kim to the wedding? 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And participating in McDonald's for a limited time will supplies last. Me too! That was my question, why aren't you going there a final a bit, too? No, she has super strict Latino parents. That's right. That leg used to sleep over full? Yeah, they don't like her. They don't like her. They don't like her. They sleep over. People don't know about us. So Casa, you're going to somewhere that I'm sure has a hotel that you could stay by yourself, and Hinta, you get the puedenquida? Primavana, very good point, but at the same time, Eddie is allowed to spend the night at Kim's house, because her parents are there. Ile ponin uno ho. Right. You know what I'm saying? We don't even sleep on the same floor. He sleeps on the floor with my parents. The hotels, of course? Eddie sleeps with your parents? No, they sleep on the same floor, different room, same floor. I sleep on the bottom. Oh, same level. First floor or second floor? That's interesting. Oh, wow. First floor or second floor, yes. That's what's up. Hey, so where were we? Yeah. Why didn't she get invited? Because it won't let Kim go. I did get invited, and Eddie's dad was like, "Can you come with us?" Yeah. And I was like, "No, but they have Eddie's parents. Talk to your parents." No. It's like one of those things. Mejor. Nipre guinto. I already know the answer to that. And honestly, I feel like we're kind of friends. Yeah. We're like, "Yeah, we're like about to be two years," but in my head and in my parents' head, I feel like they're like, "You just started going out with him." Even though they do know him, I don't know. I feel like I have to be married. Sorry, guys. I will have to be married when you see me in any Go on vacation is because we are married. Yes. I think we're engaged. I think engaged. They'll let you go. I don't know. And honestly, I don't think it's boring. I think it's really sweet. Why? What is it? Because I was thinking about like, "Love is blind." Like, they go and they live together. They go on this vacation. I'm like, "Eddie, our parents would never." Like, that's never going to fly. And I'm okay with it. Like, me and Eddie don't want to move in before we're married. Like, we don't want to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's different. But I'm just saying, like, going on trips or something like this is obviously... Well, we do when we go for work. Yeah. That's what I was going to say. What about when we go for work? That's... We're putting the work title on it. The times that we've gone to, like, Santa Maria... That's really where we've gone, right? The Kuz? The Kuz? Right. We all went and spent the night. It's different because I'm sleeping with Vani and then... Yeah, dang. You know, Edgar or your Thiele. My Thiele, yeah, yeah. So it's like, you know, there's a ton of... They're not worried about me and my snoring. They're like, "No, it's okay." They're like, "No, it's okay." They're like, "No, it's okay." "No, it's okay." They're like, "No, it's okay." They're like, "No, it's okay." They're like, "No, it's okay." Yeah, me too. Like, you being high school, like, white people, they're like, "Oh, bring your girlfriend along to Kankuma. We're gonna go to Mexico." Like, what the hell? Like, I don't like to kill this. It's called "Novia" and "Traveling" and stuff. Hella gringosta. Yeah. I feel like my dad would potentially let me go. My mom is super traditional, though, so that would never fly. It would have to be married. Yeah. I think I'm gonna be like that with the girls, too. Like, are you lying to Lani or daughters? Like, yeah. Spending the night for some foremost, even at a friend's house? No, but you were going to see Janet, or Janet was coming to see you when you lived in Dallas. That is correct. So why won't you apply that same standard to the girls? And you guys weren't married. You guys were so dating. And that's a different state. Because we're in a different stage of our relationship. And Janet was already living on her own. I was already living on my own. I, Janet, I appreciate that, even though she has very traditional and strict parents, she had a very honest conversation with them. You know, like, "Pamma, me wadaras patar. No sopro copen. I really love him. I'd rather you know." Right. Then me go behind your back. Then me doing it, I scondidas. Because how many times have you done something behind your parents' backs? Right? Instead of being honest and up front with them. So Janet, at least, was up front. I don't think her parents were, like, super fans of it. Yeah. But then at that point, they're like, "What do we do?" Yeah, she already is out of our house. I think I should live on her own. Yeah. I don't live on my own. And I don't even want to, to be honest. Thanks. So I'm okay with whatever, like, I don't care. Like, it's fine. I don't mind missing out on these things. Because Eddie and I have a whole life ahead where we're going to be able to travel. We're going to be able to do all this stuff. So Ma Santi built up the anticipation of getting to experience that. You know? But like, you... Okay. I understand that. And now going back to what you said, like, "I don't know, I'm going to live on your own." Don't you think that that not scares you, but how do you think that would be once you guys are married and do have your house and you guys are building your home? I'm going to be super sad, because I don't want to leave my family, like... You know about this, but I'm just saying, like... Come on. Yeah. Just being... Or I just feel like me, like, I mean, obviously I don't have a partner, but I've been on my own. Right. And I know what it takes to like... But you live with a roommate, so it's a little different, because you still have someone, like me by myself. Oh, it's never there. I see that guy, like, two times a week. Yeah, but you know, I've got a lot of highlights for that reason too, Ma Santi. I don't know, I guess, Tengo Le Lusión de Salida de Mi Casa in Blanco, you know? And I feel like that's okay to be, like, traditional in that sense, like, Salida de Mi Casa, like, my family home, Casada. Yeah. And the first time you actually move out is because of that. Yeah, and, like, I don't know why... Do you think your parents are cool with that? I think... Well, my dad wants me to move out. Right. Just 'cause he's like, "You need to live your life." Yeah, I think it just also forms some sort of, and it just, like, builds independence, you know what I mean? Like, I'm not saying, like, I get what you're saying, walking out or leaving your parents' house, right, being married, I get that part, but also living on your own, yeah, just kind of forms independence. Right. And just... Also, you learn about yourself, like, and, too, I get that you already found your partner with Eddie, and that's what you're going to spend the rest of your life with, but there's also something about, like, being in your own solitude and being on your own, you know what I mean? And, like, kind of taking in, like, I love that I'm alone. I know that I talk all this crap that I'm like, "Oh, I want my partner and stuff," but I really, really do love that I can just go and, you know, be on my own... My selfish, in a positive way, right, like, "Yo, I don't know if you're going to live for me or not for me, but, like, even consideration, just go." Yeah, yeah, yeah, doing your own thing, yeah. And I thought about that, because I'm going from one, like, from the endo le per amisamis padres, to now, not the endo le per amisa, Eddie, but, you know, like... Piediendo le pariser. Pariser. Like, yeah, what are your thoughts? As a partner. So, I would never, I guess, technically make my own decisions without consulting with anybody, but I think, as an older daughter, even though I won't be in charge of these many things, I will always have to. Like, I will always have to be... Piediendo le per amiser, or looking after everyone else that, living on my own, just... I wouldn't... I don't know, it doesn't even seem natural as someone who's always in charge of everything. And I think when you're the older sibling, a lot of times you're already more independent than the rest, because you had to figure shiz that out on your own. Like, school and whatnot, you just gotta figure it out, you know, or taking care of your little brother and sister Kim, and doing things that maybe your parents didn't really know yet in this country, because they are immigrants and so on and so forth. So, there is some independence to that. For me, I remember when we first got married with Janet, my wife, dude, I remember coming home from work, Piediendo, and I was just like, "Oh, I'm hungry." I'm gonna get dinner, literally, just go to Jack in the Box, right, right by my apartment. Yeah. And I go, and I just literally ordered for myself, bro, and I go home, open the garage, came up, "Oh, you brought dinner for us!" And I'm like, "Oh, no, man, this is for you, like, already, ain't difficult." Like, think fast ways. And if we learn that, you gotta think of somebody else, what I'm getting to is, "Come on, don't tell me that." There's a transition period. You transition, Chobot? Ah, ah, ah, la verda. I am Tienpo de donde de tienes que ada tarte, whether it's living on your own. Yeah. Living with a partner, not living with your parents, another roomy, a new roomy, whatever it is. Yeah. And as long as you're humble enough to be like, "All right, what can I learn out of this experience?" I think you'll be good, you know what I'm saying? But we're gonna miss you at the wedding, Kim. Thank you. Come on in. You should pull up. I know. Hallelujah. What? Hallelujah. I know. Definitely probably fine. That's a little bachelors there. Hallelujah. Ghetto to ride. Give me a reason. What part of Texas? Honestly, I don't know the exact name, but it's between Austin and San Antonio. We're flying in San Antonio. That's a big old space, right? I know. I don't remember. I don't remember the exact name of it. I know. It's kind of broad. But it's in the middle. Like my back. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Big space. Thanks for the invite. Hallelujah. But no, I know you guys are gonna have a post while you won't edit, but Shaboy will post on the stories the next day. So I'll see you at the next day, recap, and just have FOMO. We got you. I love weddings though. Weddings are so fun. Yeah, they're really fun. Just everything. I already know Shaboy is gonna cry. Oh, yeah. Guaranteed. I cry all the time. Even... Not at weddings. I think Eddie's gonna cry 'cause Kim's out there. Yeah, maybe. All the whole time, yes. All the whole time. Yeah. Peace time if you're a messenger. Yeah. Honestly, it wouldn't even feel like he's gone. Yeah. All right. Familia. We appreciate you hanging out with us. Primavane. Follow her on Instagram. @itsvenacicida. Kim. Kimberly. I, Garcia, with two eggs at the end. Zari. Eddie Sotello. And I am at Edgar Isotello at Shaboy Show. Mecha doesn't have social media. No, 'cause I have a real life. I love this. I love this. Love y'all. Se qui anni radnishones. A lot can happen between falling in love with a house online and owning it, between imagining living there and breathing in your new home for the first time, having an advocate who can help you navigate the complex world of financing, inspections, negotiating, analyzing the market, and talking through any anxieties that may pop up, that can make all the difference. 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