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Comedy 4 Cast: Batter Days, Chapter 6(070524)

Creative Riding Now set up in their studio, Kipper and Mulligan attempt to "become artists." But the former bumbling henchmen are finding it hard to make the transition. Fortunately, Goggles stops by to check in on them. Goggles has years of experience being a creator. He tries to teach Kipper and Mulligan the fundamentals by introducing them to some of the other artists in The Tunnels.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:
10m
Broadcast on:
05 Jul 2024
Audio Format:
mp3

Creative Riding Now set up in their studio, Kipper and Mulligan attempt to "become artists." But the former bumbling henchmen are finding it hard to make the transition. Fortunately, Goggles stops by to check in on them. Goggles has years of experience being a creator. He tries to teach Kipper and Mulligan the fundamentals by introducing them to some of the other artists in The Tunnels. 

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

thank you for listening to the mutual audio network please don't turn that dial the following audio drama is rated PG for parental guidance the comedy forecast network let's dog hear this for now this is comedy forecast episode 738 better days chapter 6 brought to you by the comedy forecast patrons on patreon.com thank you please consider joining Stan Zach Howard and the rest of the people who support the show for as little as a dollar a month this year's original 31 chapter story is called better days to hear it from the beginning just go to comedy forecast all one word with the number 4.com/2022 now here's chapter 6 creative writing previously in our story Kipper and Mulligan to former henchman now seeking a new legitimate profession took up residence in the tunnels at the encouragement of tunnel artist goggles however unbeknownst to the general tunnel population Mayor Rory may need to order the shutdown of the entire underground facility in a matter of days as this chapter begins we find Kipper and Mulligan inside their studio workshop the two hapless characters are focused on their motorcycle old porcupine there are random splashes of paint on the sidecar a tiny air freshener hanging from the handlebars and a bumper sticker that reads I break for lunch is a fix to the gas tank oh it's no use Mulligan we've been at this for hours and old porcupine doesn't look any different than when we started sure it does Kipper Kipper it looks worse oh let's face it Mulligan we're not artists I hate to say it but we may have to go back to a life of crime at that very moment goggles the eccentric artist who invited Kipper and Mulligan to take up a residency in the tunnels stops by for a visit like hey dudes hey goggles goggles my studio is right down the hall so I thought I'd shuffle on by to see how you're grooving along so when are you gonna get started? started? we've been working on this for eight hours oh yeah yeah I can totally see it now you cleaned the headlights? we can't figure out what to do what do you mean man? he means we're not artists goggles goggles don't say that man everyone's an artist and do you know why? no because man art is everywhere art is all around us on the ground or in midair art is where you find it it pours out everywhere art is all inside us when you stop and stare be cool about it man come with me I want you to meet your cool neighbors here along this groovy corridor see the cool thing is almost everyone in this hallway works on locomotion oh I love trains goggles goggles it's just not about trains man here let me show you Raphael he works with clay and shapes the things he feels and when he gets underway he turns earth into wheels wheels do they work? sometimes but not that time no but hey doesn't matter it doesn't it's art and anyone who says that it is not that is their hang up right goggles? I own Raphael this is Kipper and Mulligan they're new here yes yes great to meet your acquaintance here I want you to have this it's an earth and wear white wall tire fresh out of the kiln my treat it is it's yours now please thanks Raphael Raphael Raphael oh oops my apologies it's very fresh out of the kiln you might need some aloe vera art is all around us that cannot be denied art is where you find it it's what you feel inside art is all around us show off your thing with pride but be cool about it man and who do we have here across the hall? Patty makes steam punk gear fit for Victoria so hip you'll wish you lived inside her bright euphoria hey Patty this is Kipper and Mulligan they just moved into the studio at the end of the hall cool what kind of art are you guys into? what have you got? right now they're working on a boss motorcycle with the side car then here have this steam punk seat cushion thank you what makes it steam punk oh right hold on a second gears if you hit a bump in the road just be careful how you land if you know what I mean art is all around us near them and near you too art is where you find it no matter what you do art is all inside us let it come out of you but be cool about it! this is my studio where I do my thing right now I'm working on this motorized surfboard that is pretty neat goggles, goggles, goggles yeah! I just wish I could make it louder it's for a client in San Francisco they want to surf down Lombard Street all this is great goggles all this is great goggles and there's more artists all through this pod man go visit them be inspired we will but right now I want to get back to our studio and get to work right on and here oh cool look kipper kipper something else for us to use on old porcupine now man it's just an empty takeout box I was gonna ask you to toss it into that trash over there but hey if you think you can use it go for it man create just be sure you you know wash it out first art is all around us and him and her me too art is where you find it it drips off us like do art is all inside us and I think some of these lyrics are kind of blue so be cool about it boy kipper kipper I can't wait to get back to work on old porcupine now I know let's get started yeah now first we should um what if we what what if we what if we what if we bolt this wheel thing right here now here now here no Mulligan that's my foot can Mulligan and kipper become artists in the community or will Mayor Rory's threatens shutdown of the tunnel send them back to a life of crime be sure to come back for chapter 7 powerful problems in this episode the part of patty was played by Bonnie Kanderdeen Raphael was played by Grant Johnson voice granted dot com and the narrator was played by Gary J. Chambers Gary J. Chambers the O dot com additional voices as well as story and music by Clinton Alvoord copyright twenty twenty two all rights reserved and remember to hear the story from the beginning just go to comedy forecast all one word with the number four dot com slash twenty twenty two but for now that's it we're done done done done done bye bye you you you you you you [BLANK_AUDIO]