The more better podcast. (upbeat music) Ladies and gentlemen, we have returned to the more better podcast. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - If you're listening, I'm from Malaysia. (singing in foreign language) - I thought it was Chooti Chooti, Malaysia. - Malaysia, Madani, you know what I said? You don't know what I said. Malaysia, Madani, right? Shout out to Malaysia, Madani, right now. Because this year, this year, shout out. Shout out to Malaysia, Madani. Just the Madani's, man. If you have Madani, then you gotta listen to this, because on October, in October, October. It's a whole ass tour, guys. The Malaysia tour has arrived for Fastly Rashid. You already know. You already know. So if you're in Penang, and if you're in Sarawah, or if you're in KL City, or if you're in... - Chiwai. - Blacku. - Blacku. - All right, and then a couple other states, cities or towns that I'm gonna announce soon. Please get your tickets. Your ticket's gonna be at www.fangafas.com. All right, I haven't changed the domain. It's paid a lot of money for it. Okay, so it's not gonna be Fastly Rashid.com for a while. It's gonna be Fangafas.com. But Fastly Rashid is coming to see you, and you get your tickets at @fangafas.com. Like, "Span, go to Fangafas.com to see Fastly Rashid." See that, you understand? I pay a lot of money for that domain. I wanna spare every single cent. You understand? So if you want tickets, Malaysia, I want to believe that. (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) All right. What about shows? You got shows? - No, anymore. - No, anymore? - No, I'm in Bali. I got four shows a week. If you're in Bali, you can DM me on Instagram, if I know. - Yes, sir. Yes, sir. We pre-recorded this, and this is Jackie's last recording for a while, because he's gonna go to Bali, and, you know, just find himself. - We're gonna be surfing all day. - He's gonna be surfing, fighting himself. You know, he's gonna be aligning his chakras. - I actually have work to do that a lot. - Yeah, like, with your work. - With your work. You align your chakras in a villa. - Okay. - And he's gonna be doing secret comedy. - That's right. - And we will tell you, but. - It's a secret. - It's a secret. - You know what I mean? You gotta find out from your boy. - From secret comedy Bali. - On secret comedy Bali, where it's a real, real secret. They're going like, "You want us to come to the show or not?" - We want it, but it's a secret. We can't tell you where it is, like. - Just don't tell people. Don't tell people. Anyway, it's a National Day episode. - Yes. - Everybody's like super pumped up for National Day, because we've got a guest that we're very glad to have here, because he has hosted, he has hosted National Day NDP for seven times, seven times. There's two times more than Booker T has won the WCW Championship, right? Two more times. - Two more times. - Two more times, then Booker T has won the WCW Championship. Seven times. Joke him, who? - Joke him. - That's what I'm saying. - Joke him, 11 times. - 11 times. - 11, whatever. (laughing) Wow. - That's because lies city boy were free, right? But lies city boy wasn't busy rapping about McDonald's or something like that. (laughing) - Of Booker T. - On the same NDP, he would do the music and then Joke him see hosting one. - That's so true. (laughing) - Ladies and gentlemen, it's every chattra. - Yes. - I said it right. I know I said it right. That's why I said it. - Seven times before we started winning. (laughing) - What's up? I mean, you couldn't find anything right today. It's National Day. That's why you are dawning right now. - We call it the sacred sash. It's not a sacred scarf with the emblem of Manchester United, which is nowhere near Singapore, but it's definitely a lot of Singaporeans, brown ones, can I just say, that really like Manchester United. Will you say brown Singaporeans love Manchester United more than regular school boys? (laughing) - Actually, I think the majority of brown Singaporeans love Liverpool more. - Really? - Yeah. - Really? - It depends on what shade of brown are, okay? Because we got one person here that's kind of an outlier. - Yeah. - You know, it's one of those like brown nerds that like us know, you know what I mean? It's always like, it's the purity of the game. I mean, I don't even know anything about football, but they're usually like the purity of the game and stuff. You know, and then he's over here, because he's opposing the flag that you have on right now, which is my emblem. - The emblem of that. - Not the flag, the flag is with the flag. The flag is good. - Wow. (laughing) - I think the point that, the bigger point is, I think brown Singaporeans just love football more passionately than regular Singaporeans. (laughing) - Wow. (laughing) - That was fun. - It is, but when you see it. (laughing) - Do it, eh? - That's quite offensive. What the fuck do you just say, bro? - I'm emphasizing your point. - Regular Singapore, what do you mean by regular, bro? - You only showed up to the recording with a shirt that a politician wear on a shirt. (laughing) - 'Cause all of them wear when they see on the, you know, the throwing. - Only a politician can afford this shirt. (laughing) - Only a regular Singaporean. (laughing) - So every man, you hosting it again. You know, you hosting NDP again, my man. You're doing it again. - Oh, okay. - Again, bro. - No fun, just one step. - He wants to really have to hold actually. - Who cares, bro? - I'm sure. - Listen, who cares? Listen, I don't want to perform in front of 20,000 people where they have their lights on and they're cheering for you and everybody is like in high spirits and then, you know, and you get to like absorb the energy of the entire nation watching you at once. Like, I don't care about that. - Because if you're hosting, you probably get jealous of Singapore, you know what I mean? (laughing) But people cheering for Singapore will be like, fuck, I'm the one doing the work, yeah. (laughing) - I don't want the heat. - Yeah. - But yeah, again, bro. Seven times. - Seven times. - Wait, this is the eighth time? - No, it is seventh time. - This is seventh time, man. - Uh, this year is gonna be, it was. - This is the last of the rest. - Yeah. - The padang. - Yes. - The padang. - The padang. - The padang. - The padang. - The padang. - The padang. - The padang. - The padang. - Yeah, the padang. - Which, by the way, blocks a lot of entrances to my show. And... (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It blocks a lot of entrances to your show. - 'Cause yours is quite a big show. - Yeah. - The biggest, somewhat similar. - Yeah. - Yeah. - The biggest, the regular Singaporeans attend. - Yeah. - Whoa. - Singapore. (laughing) - No, I thought we better then as a get one. - Ah, fuck. We better never get. - You're better at a stadium, the reception are good. (laughing) - Yikes. Okay. - Have you guys actually gone to, like, you know, when you pambee five, then they all take you to, like, the show? - Any show, any show, right? Like, have you guys been the spectator at any show before? - Yeah. - Then did you ever think, like, when you were a spectator, that you would be, like, posting this show right now that you're doing that? How does it feel like, man, on your end? - Well, honestly, you know, I've thought about it a couple of times recently, this year. Like, I honestly can't remember my any experience, but it was the old Kalang Stadium, the people in the nation stadium. - Wow. - No, I never thought I would ever perform that, but I was like, wow, these people are doing this. Yeah, like, wow, so nice, you know, to watch them do this and everything. I was just more concerned about eating KFC. - No, it was going to bother me. - Back in the day, the KFC was different. It hit different, bro. But after my first NDP, I stopped eating KFC for three years. - Wow. - It's a true story, true story. - Wow. - Because they fed me KFC every single day. (laughing) - That's the only food I have. - Yeah, bro. I started eating KFC for three years. Legit, real story. I ate KFC after I OID. There was a gap, like, of, like, two months, two, three months before I went back to take my degree. I was like, I was just, like, one day, I was just walking around my neighborhood, getting some stuff for my grandma. I mean for my mom and everything. And then I passed by KFC. I was like, you know what? Let's break this. And I went in and I had KFC, and he didn't hit the same one. - Really? - Yeah, man. - Really? Wait, are you an original kind of guy? - I'm an original kind of guy. - Yes. - All right. - What do you right away to do it? - I don't know how people, I don't know why people are crispy. - 'Cause there's so much, like, extra stuff on it. - No, original, man. - Are you a cheese-fries kind of guy, too? - Yeah. - Number one time, when they wanted to change it, the cheesy veggie. - They ran out of fries. - They ran out of fries. - Oh, I thought they purposely wanted to change it. - No, no, no, no. - COVID, right? - Yeah, yeah. - KFC is probably a cheese-fries company more than a chicken than that. You put whatever in cheese fries. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And when a cheese-fries, the sauce is good, la. - Yeah. - It is good. - The first in Malaysia is veggies. - No, and it's love by brown Singaporeans. Like, brown Singaporeans. - Love? - We love our chicken. (laughing) - I'm gonna have to say. - Okay, I'm not, I'm not talking to that side. (laughing) - I cannot, this I cannot comment on that side. - Oh, that side's scared. That side's scared. - Okay. - Oh, hella. - Yeah, no. - These browns go for it, okay, very fast. - Right, right, right, right, right. - Yeah, I don't know how you feel. - No, I cannot. I got the pass, bro. I'm Nigerian. - No, no, April, I just said it, okay. - Okay, so, so whatever it is. - Right, this, this is, you know, we're 59 years old. - Yeah, 59. - Right, and you are, and you're part of the others category. - Yes. - Yes, actually, CMIO is your Isla. - I'm the Isla. - Yeah, right. - Because I'm not playing for him. - Dokim is the O, right? - Dokim is the O, you are the Isla, right? - Yes. - And you've been the I guy, you've been the I guy for a lot of shows in Singapore. - Yes. (laughing) - It has paid the HDV flat. - Yes, it has. - Right? - Yeah. - Okay, okay, so if it's not you, then it's who? - Indiana. - Yeah. - No. - If it's not you, then who? If they, if it's not free. - If it's not free, then who? - I don't know, now there are a couple of people. I mean, recently there was Rishi. - Oh, yeah, I forgot about, oh my God. - Rishi also, let's hear it. - What do you mean, Rishi? - Rishi, what do you mean, Rishi? - You don't speak for all of us. - How could we forget that one of our own-- - What do you mean, Rishi? - One of our own comedians, right? - Yes, coming brother. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I wouldn't qualify him as an Indian. - Hey, hey, hey. - I wouldn't qualify Rishi as an Indian. - Hey, hey, what's that? - I wouldn't qualify Rishi as just like a Singapore host. - That's like the mix of all his-- - My permission. - My permission, hello folks, he sees that guy, you know? - He says well on his way to replacing Gamita, right? 'Cause he's just the properness of him. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I can see why you say that, yeah. - So if it's not a big initial? - Yeah, there's Rishi, there's Ishwari. Ishwari has done it as Sudashini, then Narendra did it. So these four people did it in the interim that I didn't host like that. And the piece that I didn't host, they were the ones who were hosting. And then obviously Gamita, I mean, when they called Gamita back, there was only ones that they got two Indians like-- - Whoa. - Whoa. - Me and Gamita. - Wow. - I mean, Gamita also-- - Yeah, you didn't play Monero Valibar many times? - Yeah. - Yeah. (laughing) - No, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta-- - No, we gotta, we gotta-- - He's the Indian, I don't know. - Why they keep saying Monero Valibar? Like you're as a person, like what she can say, guys, come on, I mean, you got other hits. - Yeah, we got other hits. - Yeah, come on. - No, no, but now it's, it's Shabir's song, bro. Singing another, which he will be, which he, which he sang in NDP this year. So, and yeah, so Shabir's song is the go-to song now. It's like, it's like the Indian version of home, bro. - Oh. - Yeah. So, I mean, I mean, when you wanna compare something close, the lyrics and the energy that it gives and everything, it's like the Tamil version of home. - I've never, I'm, I'm honest, I haven't heard it yet. - Yeah, it's a good song, it's a good song. - Yeah, we will hear the actual national day song. - I am so happy. - Yeah. - The actual national day song is Fire this year. - It's "Bank Game" by Benny King. - Oh, no, no, no, no. - I mean, that's some like "Back Street Boys" at one point in time. So normally, when "Bank King" singing, we would sing to him, like, we would sing the "Back Street Boys" hook to him last. Yeah, but, but it, I mean, he won't mind me saying that, because we take a piece out of it. But yeah, I think it's Fire's song, man. It is, by far, I mean, not that I wanna say that, oh, I didn't enjoy all the other years, but I enjoyed this year's steam song. - Have they been playing it on repeat yet? You know how to always plays it on repeat and shopping malls and stuff, right? - The kids have been singing it, like, at the top of their voices, during the initial, yeah, they go crazy with that song. Plus, they love "Bank King". Wow, bro, you should see when the show ends, "Bank King" is proper kpop mob, bro. - I love it, I love it. - Mob, he's mobbed. They mob him, and then I said, "We are just standing there." It's like, "Ah, we can't." (laughing) - Oh, yeah, you hear too? (laughing) - Yeah, but "Bank King" is proper mobbed here, yeah, but, you know, he's got, like, get out of the mob and everything, but, yeah, kids love him, yeah. - So, when you guys, when you're over there hosting and stuff, like, is it the same, like, you would say, like, is there anything different this year? Like, you know, like, you went with, how many, how many, any shows have you done? Now, what's the rehearsal like, like, is it a lot of? - Typically, we start rehearsal on the third week of June, so we do June, July, in August, la. So, we do, normally, we do about six to seven rehearsals. - Six. - Yeah. - That's just tiring, bro. - It's tiring. Every Saturday, it, being born, is tiring. I mean, it is a commitment, la. - Where you say, being born, you mean by the sun? - Both, naturally. I mean, the sun, and also, I mean, and also the, your time, you know? (laughing) - Tiring. (laughing) - Yeah. - So, but, yeah, I mean, it is, it's one of those things that is, you know what you're getting yourself into. - Okay, do you ever get tempted to say some shit on a live mic, you know? - Oh, no. (laughing) - Actually, no, la. - No. - No, no, never. - Live mic. - There was only once, they asked me to hype. I think 2015, it's 15. - Oh. - 15. - Oh. - HD50, HD50. Was it HD50 or the year before HD50? I think it was the last NDP that LKY attended. So, they asked me to hype. So, I was hyping, everybody makes a mess. No, then, yeah, usually, everybody makes a mess. So, then, they were going, like, all the ending got immediately, right? - Yeah. - And they were like, "Well, people, one nation." So, I was just, I did my usual stuff and I was like, "Hey, I'll go like every creation." So, every race, no, no, no, no, no. And it's played. So, I'm singing, and I really, I got so into it. I forgot that LKY was in here, and I'm going, "Every creation, every race." No, no, no, no, no, no. And it's played! And then, I'm pointing directly as well. (laughing) Well, for one moment, I jam a radio. I was like, "Oh, my hand went down very fast." (laughing) So, I was like, "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." - He was like, "You sure about that?" (laughing) "Every race?" "No, no, no, no, no, the regular race." (laughing) - No, but I just went down like straight, okay. But also, you guys, I'm a massive fan of LKY, bro. - Damn. - Yeah, massive, massive, massive, massive. - Damn, damn. - Recyming is even on his hit when he was pointing at him. - He was like, "Yeah." (laughing) - You damn right, every race? - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - I did that. (laughing) - I did that. - I said that. (laughing) - If it's a live mic, can I request it? You say something on the mic, because this is gonna be pre-recorded, you know? But then we're gonna see this in the post-production. If you actually set it on, can you say, is everybody feeling skippity-sigma makes some noise? Can you say that? - I can't say that. - Come on! - No, I can't say that. I can't say that. - Can't do it before cameras roll out right when you-- - Oh, yes. - No, okay, so what happened, one of the shows-- - What's a bench? - So there was a bench. - Oh, no! (laughing) - And it's actually supposed to be the skippity-sigma thing that, you know, they've already been briefed. - You can't say skippity-sigma. - Wow. - Who wants to say skippity-sigma so much? - No. - Skippity-sigma is about life, okay? Skippity-sigma is about growth, and it's about community, okay? It's about friendship, yeah? - Bro, during the Eurofinals, to ask someone, England or Spain, English or Spanish already is very touchy because of the thing that follows next. So, you know. (laughing) So we have to be very mindful of things like-- - So they said they briefed y'all. - I mean, it didn't tell specifically, but it's more of like, guys, you know, the etiquette, you know, things are going viral and everything, yeah, it's cool, but let's be, you know, don't be mindful of the things that you say, even though they might be viral at the time, you might wanna just, you know, get the crowd hyped and everything, but you know, be more mindful. - When the actual day, you know, sometimes memes come out of whatever happens on national dates, so-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Are they happy or are they more like? - That's in the community? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I think the community kind of, I mean, everybody gives like that. I mean, you know, the judgment of their way. It's, you know, I think they're quite cool. They've got chill people, yeah. - So that's the issue, what was it that-- (speaking in foreign language) - That crying teacher, that crying teacher during the-- - Oh, yeah, it's the crying teacher. (speaking in foreign language) - Joe, Joe is memed every year. Like Joe's costume is memed every year. - The middle finger kid? - I think I was, yes. - Middle finger kid. - What a champ. - Yes, what a finger kid, I was there. I think that was the, yeah, who's that? (laughing) - Middle finger kid. - That is a legend. - That is a legend. - That is a legend. - Middle finger kid, you should grow up to host the NDP one of these. - Oh, no, no, no. - Yeah, I wanna, we have-- - Full circle, man. - No, middle finger kid is probably in his 20s now. - Yeah? - You're right. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Teams are late, teams are. - Bro, do you remember that moment? These are one of the special NDP moments that you wouldn't like forget at growing up, right? Like middle finger kid, honestly, and it was during the credits. It was an MCU post credit. - That's right. - Post credit, like something happened. People were like, sure, hey, everybody, having fun. And then suddenly the camera passed to this kid. - What's he, he was a performer, right? - He was a performer. - He was a performer. - He was like down in the trenches with us, bro. - Yeah, no, not just that. - Yeah, he was a performer. - And he's like, I see a live camera on me right now. - Yeah, because the camera was like on him. It was on him. And what is, what is the guy to do? - Yeah. - What is the guy to do? - Shiting, you know, probably. - But make a legend of himself. - Yeah. - At a very moment. - And then he pointed the finger and the country stopped. - The country stopped. - The next moment, like on my Twitter feed, is just pictures of the teacher scoring the boy. (laughing) - What do you think the conversation between the teacher and the boy would have been? - Why cannot? Why, why, why cannot? - Why cannot? - Okay, I score you. - I'm a principal. - You're a teacher. - Yeah, okay. - His, probably his name is Aloysius. (laughing) - He does look like an Aloysius. - Aloysius, Aloysius, do you realize what you have done? - Uh-huh. (laughing) - Why? - Why would you do something like that? Do you know that that is a bad gesture? - The camera pointed me, then I must do something. I cannot do any people. - But that gesture is a root gesture. Do you know that? - Not everywhere. - Mm-hmm. - Not everywhere. - Is that something you know that I don't know? - Mm, it's a meme, it's a funny meme. - It's a funny meme? - What? - Wow, this is 2017, or memes, huh? - When you think memes started, bro. (laughing) - I don't know, man. - It's a meme. - It's a meme. - Yeah. - So you try to make yourself a meme. - Yeah, dude. You don't want to be meme-ed. - This is bad, like, I am going to tell- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Do you feel like when you're hosting a show, especially like NDP, do you feel like, you know, you always have to be kind of like careful of what you do and make sure that everything's okay and make sure like there's no situations where like you mess up and also if there anything that goes wrong, you then have the responsibility of like settling back and resetting the situation. Is that a lot of stress on your end? - Yeah, man, all the time. All the time. Which is why I was just sharing him earlier before we started the podcast. I mean, NDP is a monster, guys. And it has like so many moving parts. Which is why a lot of people complain, "Hey, why the same host every time? Why never change your life? You'll keep doing it every time. Why maybe do it every time?" But the thing is, it's such a monster. If you change like all hosts, new hosts, people who maybe host the NDP ones or not done it before, it's going to be very difficult because you've got stuff going on in your India. You've got the top back, which Joe is a pro with, and you've got to know how to do the top back. So in 2015, if I was not wrong, in 2015 or 2014 when I was hosting, might be 14 because they did pattern two years in a row as I lead up to SG-50. So, I'm life. So everybody's introducing their name, right? So I'm like, "I'll be younger." And then right smack in my ears, I'm getting like, "There is no jumping, great line is not jumping!" As I'm saying, my name and I'm life. So, you know, you've got, and then we've got like three contingency plans that we have to, and then they will tell you which contingency plan to take. So you've got a lot of moving parts that you have to, you have to just, you have to have done it before or done it for X number of times to be really good. Really, you know that even though NDP always seems like, "Ah, it's the same old template," you must be in the template to understand it. So it's a lot of moving parts, and which is why they always go back to at least one person who has done it. They got it because if they got any of us, right line on top of the eye, we've just been told. You've got to want to hear this, guys. I'm coming in high. We got, ooh, yeah, I produce a scream in my ear. Red line on top of whatever that means. Okay, Vince McMahon, calm down. Okay, I think we've just, I think it's messed up. I don't think we're going to get pushed down. We could host our own. So we should do a live stream of what we're watching. Dude, this fall should be the host for NDP. Yeah, there's no others. There's too many brown people. Too many brown people? No, not regular. It's not representative of Singapore. This is not representative of Singapore. Where's the CMIO? You've got to see. You are. Oh, technically think about it. CMIO. CMIO. We know I got mid-level yet. You have to have two eyes in one show. I think you clear NDP 10 years in a row. Then you get one more risk. [laughter] I'm not the other. If the two of us, if the two of us host NDP do, we're going to do it in full melee accent, bro. I'm saying like, "Whoa, the red line is so cool." He's going down. Whoa. You cannot. No, no. Where is it like? Even the, even the, you know, when they, because they show it on studio also, I don't know, be the melee conversation. Yeah. We just speak proper. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I guess it's for TV. But like, no, it's exciting. Because like, when, it's so sarcastic. Mm-hmm. Good. Like, red lines are my long part. [laughter] I don't care. So if you were going to do it in a melee, how would it be? We're going to do it all. Okay. [speaking in foreign language] [laughter] [speaking in foreign language] It would be like a wedding. [laughter] [speaking in foreign language] [speaking in foreign language] [speaking in foreign language] [speaking in foreign language] Yeah. [laughter] [speaking in foreign language] [speaking in foreign language] How would you do the Kalan way, familia? [speaking in foreign language] [speaking in foreign language] [speaking in foreign language] [laughter] [laughter] [speaking in foreign language] Do you do the Kalan way, still? Yes, bro. And it's, of course, I, I, I think you. [speaking in foreign language] No, we call it the Padang. [speaking in foreign language] Yeah. you look at them and you be like, "Hey man, we got to bring back the traditions of old times of how kalang was, but this time we got to do the pattern wave. Are you guys ready?" And they go, "Yeah." And then the aunties go, "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-h And then the aunties go, "Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha." Exactly. Have you ever had anything yell that you like heckled during NDP where you were like, "Yo!" No, actually no. They don't. Everybody's very polite. Okay. For NDP. I think it's because of the occasion of it. And also we have a far away from anyone to heckle. Oh, probably when they're heckling, we can't hear. Yeah. Because we've got like both our in years in and everything. So we are honestly cannot hear anything besides the show-caller. Yeah. So they're probably saying, "Oh shit, do you remember that one guy that was screaming like Lawrence Wong? I love you Lawrence Wong or something?" Or like, "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sorry, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you." No, no, no, during the elections. That's what I'm leading to. So do those kind of people at the present during NDP like, "Sing out, Pa! Sing out, Pa! I love you!" I've never seen anybody do that love. Okay. I'm sure they are. Is it play home? I'm sure the whole stadium is crying. No, I don't think everyone ever will cry. Actually, I cry all the time during the election, and bring it into my room. Damn, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, first. Do you speak for me? I do, I do. Oh, so you know the meaning. I know the meaning. Right. What? What? What? What? Do you know that calm carry site? Everyone knows it. Everyone knows it. Have you heard it before? I have not heard it. Can we check with you if it's accurate or not? Okay. We have to check. No, because now we've got, we've got, I guess we speak stammer. Yeah, okay. So we have to check if it's accurate or not. It's legit or not. Okay, my bad. All right, ladies and gentlemen, now is the test. Calm speed, spitting, all right? Calm speed, spitting. He's going to the pledge. Okay, calm sit, the pledge before, in stammer, we all thought it was impressive. And we were like, "Whoa, but none of us spoke stammer." Yeah. So we could fact check. To be fair, like most of the comments who, who claim to be famous because they are okay. The internet's not real, bro. But now it's a real, actual person who knows the language. It's a person who knows the language. Look at his eyes. Look at his eyes. I'm like, fuck off some of the lines. I'm just saying. Look at his eyes. And it might mean different words. Yeah. You got the approval of bots online. Do it for real person. All right. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. This is come with the Tamil pledge. Hey. What do you think? Quite legit, bro. Wait, but I want to ask, is the heat shaking necessary? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I'm going to defend you. I'm going to defend you. He didn't shake his head, but he did control it. You can tell he wanted that. Is this a natural instrument? How much is that? I'd say 90% room. That's a 100% that was because. What would the words that he messed up? Is this pronunciation? The words were all right. It's more pronunciation. Maybe I can't, maybe two or three, bro. I don't know if it's too good. Yes. Now I have to learn the Malay one. What a party trick this is. What a party trick this is. Oh damn, bro. So that means if you didn't ask to host the national day parade, I'll get it because I know that. Dude, that's so impressive that you know that, bro. No, I think a lot of, when I read through the comments, the last time I did it, a lot of them actually had to do it in school or so. All the different languages. So I did have to do Monday to Friday. They swap between all the different languages. I don't want to even see the Chinese scholars when they're learning this shit. When they're learning the Tamil pledge. What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? You're trying to put learning. Okay. Where you're sitting? Where you're sitting? Ain't it bro? Who knew Valibari? You're wilding bro. You're wilding during Monero. Come on. Well, I have to be honest. I tell you, Monero Valibar has been like the bin of every Indian person's life. When we have the regular people singing it. It's just right, bro. It's always tough with me, but I'm like, yeah. And I just progressively guess. Let's power through this. That's what power through it is. Yeah, because you're probably your one, some bro, some more. But they're enjoying it, bro. Yeah. You know why I be enjoying it, they're enjoying it. Yeah, but like it's kind of, it's a cultural experience for them. You know, it's a culture experience for them. These guys going, you know what I mean? That was there. You're really learning a lot from your mom first. All people are racist. All boys, you know, all boys, bro, bro, all boys, but yeah, like, sorry about that. Do you guys have to learn the demo pledge? No, no, no, no, no, in single, secondary school. They don't they implement that. That was a regular school. It's like elite school, like, which kind of... Sandcapes. I've got a lot of Indian friends and Malay friends from Sandcapes. And Sandcapes is known for their football. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. No chance that they had a lot of regular players there, bro. Actually, when I was in Sandcapes and I was in the football team, the coach actually made it a point for the players to all speak English. Oh, I thought about like that. And then how was the mix? Well, the mix is a good mix. And then sometimes... your players will get two clicks, right? So the Indian players will only hang out with the Indian players and he hates that. So he makes a point to really bring it up. Who was the coach? His name was Clem and Dio. A.O. Yeah, it's going to be Hauka. You know what Clem and Dio. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, 2020 coach of the year. Wait, are you into like Singapore football? Yeah, bro. I used to play school when I was in school. And also I played like Prime League. Oh, shit. Do you know anything about the Singapore Premier League? Yeah, I've been a little out of touch with it, but yeah, I'm very into Singapore Premier League, bro. Damn, bro. Yeah, that's wild. It's the most premier league in Singapore, dude. Yeah, the premier league. The premier league in Singapore. Yeah, but I think Singapore football gets a lot of stigma. But I think that we are... Why do you think that is? Because honest truth, right, is because we have access to English Premier League and all the other leagues in the world, if we didn't have that much of an access to it, I think we would still be like militia cup days. We will be watching Essleek. During the pandemic, actually, we had a little bit of a moment where there was a spike. Yeah, there was a spike. Everybody was into SPL because there was the only thing that we could like really go and watch. And I watched Guilang United. Is it still called Guilang United? Guilang International. Guilang International versus the Lion City sailors. And I was supporting Guilang, of course. I will always support Guilang because... But you were... That's a matter. Guys, that doesn't matter. I am... You were blue, I remember. Can we give you the tickets? Yeah, let's give you the tickets. Can we give me a shout out to Kevin Lester? He gave me the tickets. I was sad with the Lion City says, but my heart was with the Guilang people. You know you will be wearing green. Yeah. Listen, I don't own anything green, but you recently just bought me the... What? Why would you... No, I thought it was your favourite colour. Okay, first of all, why are both of you so surprised that I don't own anything green? Okay, this is, this is... Because our president told me... [Laughing] You're right. Our president's your candidate. Our president. Our president's your candidate. [Laughing] Our foreign city president. Wait, the polls are blue. Just what... You're blue. And the fact that I don't own anything green, why? Because green is a very... It's a very go-to colour, bro. For what? For your people, huh? No, no, go-to colour. Like, for me, like, I love green. Like, I always feel like... Like, the pastel colours are very go-to colours for everybody. Not like, great specific. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is the NEP horse. [Laughing] It's like, green is a very... No, guys, right now, I really like not jumping, so yes. [Laughing] Which is why you see, we split the sectors in blue, yellow, green, red. We don't go purple, burgundy, you know? [Laughing] Right, so green, and there's a millet corner, and then red. No, no, no, no. Really, bro? You guys did it, awesome, great. Oh, I... Oh, we do that. CMIOC thing. By yesterday, the Chinese fellas would go to the red, because... Oh, bro, because, you know what I mean? Because it's attraction. Attraction, like, good luck. Red is only a lot for the VIPs, bro. So it's the VIPs, your ministers are all always in the red. So they always put it... And then when you flank out towards the end, that's when you have a public... So normally, the catchment in the centre, that is of the red sector is always the ministers, the VIPs, the VIPs, and everything. Yeah, so... How to bell it for that ticket? Cannot, cannot. [Laughing] Actually, NEP, you bell it for the ticket, they just give you a random name. So then, if the Singaporeans will be in the other sectors. All the other... But do people ever like... If you can get me the ticket now? All the time. All the time, all the time. All the time. People who you don't know come out of the woodworks and like, "Hey, bro, how have you been?" Well, backstage pass. Can I get NEP tickets? I'm like, uh... Dude. No. No. Just send him the bell at Lingland, right? Yeah. Yeah. No, no, but it's also not that we get tickets all the time. Yeah. It's really dependent on whether the committee has access the case to give us hope. So people, I think people assume that we get tickets. It doesn't work that way. No, it's not like that. It's not like you just because you're working there, you don't get tickets. I know because I've dated people who perform at NDP. And, you know... People. People. I've dated many. I want many people, hey, relax. You say people. You say people, people. You say people, huh? Listen, guys. Can I show you a performer? Okay, national day, performer, staff, whatever. Right? Staff. Politician. That's so cool. Whatever, right? Whatever, right? I can't see delivery, man. You know what I mean? That was one time, right? I think, right? I shot was performing, right? And then I was just there because I, you know, I got a plus one. A plus one. Yeah, I got a plus one. Because you weren't going to give a plus one. Because you don't get it. Well, relax. Just anything you went backstage at NDP before Rishi ever did, right? Yeah, yeah, I was just there. There was one time, though, like, I could... I could turn on her all the way to, like, the entrance of before she went up to perform. And now, I told myself, right, if I flashed the whole entire nation right now, right? This would be like... This will stop Singapore. Not sure. You know what I mean? Like, if I took off all my clothes right now, I just ran out. This is live, you know? Like, this... You know, you know what? Those kind of intrusive thoughts. Yeah. And I'm like, I could do that. And I was like, okay, maybe don't know because you were ruined. But the moment you mentioned that it's your intrusive thought, they will never let you host now. What if... That's because he does it. What if he does it? I'm not going to do it, guys. I'm 37, okay. I'm mature. He's not fucking fast anymore. That was a fucking fast thought. That was a fucking fast thought. No, he would never do that. No, he would never do that. We never do that. Go back, go back, go back. Do no more. This is bullshit. This is bullshit, this is bullshit, this is bullshit. I'm paying for the domain. I'm paying for the domain. You can also buy Fazirashi. Fazirashi. Go on. We stick, bros. No, Fazirashi. I didn't link it to both. Both can go to the same website. More money, you know what I mean. Are you committed to your name or not? Yeah, I didn't relax. You've got to be a fucker. It's a serious good deal. Are you committed to your name, bro? Yeah, yeah. I'm going to go buy the website, fuckarashi.com. Then let's say if we get my Fazirashi.com, that is bullshit. That is bullshit. Yeah, that is bullshit. Now that's what that guy used to do, that was his comedian that used to buy like rasopitos. Or he'd buy rasopitos.com. Then he's like a full rasopitos website. Then he's all number. Then when people want to call and book rasopitos, he'll be like, "Oh, sorry, rasuna, free." But this guy, free, that's how you call his jobs. Oh, I know what it's going to be. We get our name in right. I don't know where we can name it. We get our name in right. No, no, we don't name him because if we name him, he'll go ham on us, you know what I'm going to say. So let's not name him, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to do that to you. I'll buy fuckafas with one key. Then I'll win. And then one sec. And then I'll win a t-shirt. I am not fuckarashi. Fuck you, bro. I have no one. Okay. So I think this year's NDP is going to be pretty exciting because I haven't, you know, like any part-down one. I see the part-down is the original one. Uh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And nothing ever hit. Like the old kalang stadium, the round. That one just like. Because it's so many people compact together. This is like meh. It's 50,000. Yeah. 50,000. Oh, kalang. Oh, kalang can sit. 50,000. If I'm not wrong. So this one is 20,000. 27,000 to be, to be exact. Really? The capacity, full capacity of bada is about 27,000. Right. Have you, have you gotten the goodie bag yet? I haven't personally gotten the goodie bag, but I've seen the stuff inside the goodie bag. Actually quite interesting. Yeah. You know what, the sponsors for the goodie bag, I mean, shout out to them and amazing. I think it just gets better every year. Yeah. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a big improvement from the fun backpack, yeah. Yes, it is. It is. You don't remember the fun backpack. This year something interesting. Okay, because this is going to be pretty about it. Um, they've got the exercise bands. Oh, we have the name Singapore. So you, you know, you got the workout. Wow. It feels like you work out the active Singapore. Dude, I fucking love it. You know, one thing I love about this country. Okay. Let's just say one thing. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. One thing I love this improvement in this country has made is you put the ABCD grading on everything that we buy now. So now I know what is healthier and what is less healthy. Right. When I see that thing, I was like, oh, she green tea is a sea fuck that. No, sorry, um, screw that. Say anything. Yeah, I mean, it'd be more, you know, this year's, uh, fun backpackers in the NSF, they need to wear exoskeleton. What does that mean? They wear an exoskeleton to support their bags. Oh, like carrying boxes and shit. Like, oh, what? It's a, it's a real tough operation. The packing of the bags is here. Oh, of course. I always avoided those kinds of work having to, like, people are like, hey, you want to help any, no, I don't. Why, why don't you want to be part of the nation celebration? Yeah, man. Because I would be in the back. Service to the nation. Have to, like, set out like that. Because I was the driver. So sometimes they were like, look for drivers to drive ambulances to, like, set up stations. So if I had to do that, no. But I'll be outside. Yeah. And just like doing my own thing with the whole day. Yeah. This is why, this is why you guys got to show me a bit of respect. Because I, among everybody on this table, has actually, all right, trained a contingent in NDP. What's posted? I have two or three. That's amazing. Seven, first thing is amazing. But you guys, you trained capital. You first, man. You first. You first. Okay. Let's not talk about which, let's not talk about which contingent. Yeah. It's just a contingent in the NDP was trained by Blue. Okay. Was trained by me. Okay. My TBCR. Yeah. PCC. MPCC. Yeah. It's MPCC. But it's still, I thought them had a left, right, you know. And they, instead of rifle, they hold umbrella. Sure. Sure, they hold umbrella. Whatever. Okay. Whatever. Right. But it's, you know, part of the. It's a long umbrella. Yeah. From fire, look like, it's still a rifle. No. No, it's just, bro. All of that, bro. A lot of fit. Yeah. But now they have this whole thing called the heat acclimatization tree. What is this? What is, what is this country? So they, I think they gradually do, I stand in the sun, by doing drills for 10 minutes, 15, 20. And then you just gradually go into an hour. So you get used to being in the heat. It's like people don't think. Yeah. But even then the past few Saturdays have been crazy, man. Unforgiving. Yeah. Yeah. There was one Saturday that we went up for sound check. I couldn't open my eyes, bro. Because the, the, the stage is, is, uh, it's gray, right? Yeah. So when it hits and it bounces off the light, just like. Wow. Oh, dude. And you know a lot of ways. I mean, of course, you know, a lot of ways. Is it like a rain plane? Mm. Oh. Actually, actually, most NDPs don't have a rain plane. Also, it would, it would go on regardless. It would go on regardless. We will probably there will be certain segments that might not go up. So that will fall under the, the Rolex, the contingencies. Obviously, your red lions, canola, yeah. And then the other stuff and everything. But other than that, most, you will just go as according to. Bro, bro. Bro, bro, bro, the fun fact. Bro, bro, bro. You're matching the rain, bro. I don't know. But it's, you know what I mean? That's, that's why. That's the sound, that's the sound. Oh, rain. Oh, rain on the mic. So do you, you know what I mean? What? What? What? Whoa. It's just very realistic. It sounds, it's a rain sound. MPCC, I see a flop. Yeah, yeah. Because they won't be allowed. Why are they going to open some bullshit? Listen to this guy, man. This guy is, but, you know. He's right. No, no, no, no. He's right. He's right. Wow, he's caught. You don't want to say that they were matching with our brothers. Yeah, yeah, that's true. That's true, that's true. That's true. Is Scaper going to have a, I'm sure they have every year, right? Every year that they have a, yeah. Pepper would have one. Grab would probably have one. So what was the, what was the, the, the, like, qualification for companies that, the ones that make it to. I don't know, man. It'll be here. I think it's just like, if you are, I mean, the sponsor. Is it like, I don't know, do we, or do we, or do we have the sponsors? And then they, because like, I don't know. Which is the most like, like, um, how to say, like, like, the one that gives you, like, you're most nervous about every time you're doing this. Like, you know, what is the most nervous point? Would it be like, the right life is jumping? Or would it be like, you know, the timing for something? Is that something that like, when you're hosting, you know, I got to hit this right, or this better go right. Otherwise. I think when I, when I did it the first few times, it was definitely a great life because, because you have like, like, different permutations, um, for the contingencies, if they don't jump. But as you, as you, as you go along doing it more time to you a little bit, you understand that, okay, these are the only things that can happen, possibly. But honestly, it's, it's memorizing, like, people's names, bro. All right. You don't want to, you don't want to be the guy who paraban, a national day parade, you know, paraban, son of a carina. You know, you don't want to do that at a national day parade. Shut up. I love this. I mean, wait. Just another fuck up about the regular people in this country. Bro, how is Ganese now? How did you get carina from Ganese, you know? It was a video, bro. I do not know what that, let me do. I have that link, but I have it, I have it, I have it. You had a link on speed dialing. It's my favorite video, what is that? Panamap, son of a female. Oh, wow, that one. The one, the one, no mercy, bro. Legend, it's a legend. Like a Paulie's graduation. Paulie's graduation, legend, bro. Yeah. Some of legends. Sorry, it's good, maybe. Maybe, maybe. Now you go in. Sorry. Well, I wouldn't want to be this guy. Oh my God. You are Paulie graduation. Paraban, son of a carina. Oh, sorry. What? Like, we did it our national day. Oh my God. Yeah. What do you feel about that? [LAUGHTER] Hey, hey, why you gotta do him dirty like that, man? That guy, that one's a challenge, bro. That one's a fun graduation. That's a graduation, man. He's like, and he will, he will always do it. No, he was so mad at that guy, right? Well, the fuck up is that it's him that lives with it. You know what I mean? The guy that made the fuck up, he's like, yeah, he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, cause he's an answer, no one's on his face. Yeah. Because he's a regular human being, bro. [LAUGHTER] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] Yeah, he's a regular human being. Yeah, and because he's so regular, you're not even going to, like, know him. You know? You think he's related to the R.I. boy? They were a footburner, shit? [LAUGHTER] What a champ. What would you say, what a champ, what a champ. You know, as a TikTok recently, they were like, and they were selling it as I-- something needs to be done with our youth, man. Every ratio of what he did, the boys could guys always be up to something. [LAUGHTER] He dressed up as [INAUDIBLE] [LAUGHTER] And throw the back back into the class and run out, throw the back back. [INTERPOSING VOICES] This is like, over here, over here, over here, over here, over here. I didn't know it was boy school. I saw that one. I think he shouldn't say it or something. Is it? You never tell that. So all these, like, second is-- and you remember being a secondary school. Yeah. Or relentless with the racial stuff, right? Yeah. And especially, like, you know, for Indians, I think you guys get it the worst. Yes, yes, yes. They get it so badly that it's like, normal to you, like, every day. It's like, you don't even-- you don't even face me no more, right? You don't even face me no more, bro. Like, they don't-- if they don't say a racist thing, do you be like, are you OK? Yeah, like, you're OK. What's going on? This is actually on. [LAUGHTER] Well, why are we celebrating today? [LAUGHTER] No, I think I saw that TikTok. It was like a collection of the things that schools, like, some of the kids, I was like, oh, I don't know if it's all good school boys or a group picture of all girls, all of them are in black face. Oh, you. To say goodbye to the-- Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And so-- Was the Indian girl even dark? No, girl. It's a guy. Was she dark? Uh, he was-- I mean, he was my complexion, I think. Oh, my God. Yeah, he's like-- no, not full black. He was like, I think they used, like, a face mask. Yeah, a face mask. So, to them, it's funny. It's like-- and it was a couple of, like, it was, like, a montage or, or, like, you know, like, an edit of everything. You guys, Singapore's racial harmony. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Singapore's racial harmony. Something needs to be done. No, no, no. And then I'm looking, I was like, it's pretty quite champion. Honestly, he's like, I'm fine. Like, if I was in secondary school, I'm saying, no, I'm looking at it. I'm going, like, yeah, yeah, it is offensive. But if I was in secondary school, I'd be like, yeah. We'll laugh at it, right? Yeah, yeah. But nobody ever just move on and everything. I don't know. Is it? Is it because, like, when we get older, do we get more sensitive? I think we're just concerned that the youth is on the right part. You know? We just, we know that they're doing this for last, but we don't want them to, like, believe in these things for real. So, so when they do these things, we're like, hey, worry, love. We're like, hey, you, okay, you know, like, you don't actually believe in it, right? Believe in these things, right? If you're doing it for a laugh, and everybody's in on it, yeah, sure. But if you, like, really think that this is okay to do in front of somebody that you don't know, you know, you shouldn't extend to become, like, like, prejudiced law. You shouldn't, like, be someone who connects prejudice. And I think, like, they also have to realize anything that is uploaded is there forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Without, like, you would just be there forever. Yeah. I'm sure this fucking young guy thought, you know, I fucked up once. He'll never appear again. No. By lo and behold, it's on the phone of, uh, one of the podcast in Singapore. It's 24. Yeah. It's 24. It's 24. It's still around. It's still on my phone. I got a shout out to a player that I did called Brown Boys Don't Tell Jokes. It was done last year, but it, it tackled this, the, uh, this, this specific, um, issue about things existing in the internet for, you know, for years, even though you have moved on and you've become someone of, like, you know, of, like, repute. Yeah. And then things come back to haunt you and everything. Shout out, Brown Boys. Bring it back again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah. I love that. I, I, I, I didn't know that you did theater until, like, very recently, to be honest. Really? Yeah. I've always thought you were a singer because I knew you were from Vassarum Star. Yeah. I mean, not that I watched Vassarum. They say I knew you, I interview you for the first time. By the way, I gave a chance now in a better platform to apologize to you, uh, from the heart. Um, the first time I met you, I don't know. 50, 50 ways of, uh, 50 ways to be, uh, 50 ways to be a Singaporean. Yes, not off Singaporean. Okay. Okay. Okay. It was my big break. By the way. Yeah. That's the PA right there. If you don't. Yeah. Yeah. That was how I met first. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. So. Sorry for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So now I have to apologize to you, uh, miss, miss, miss the heavy because, uh, the first time, the first time that I met him, uh, it was a nice sunny day. It was a nice sunny day. It was in a bishan park. It was a bishan park, right? And he, he was wearing traditional costume. I was wearing traditional costume. And we were talking about racial diversity in Singapore, of course, right? We have to, you know, and, and naturally, uh, and I was going to do a link that will lead and introduce a bishan guy as the, uh, as the guest. Um, and the line was, was probably like four, five lines. It was like, ladies and gentlemen, Singapore's a multicultural nation, whatever, whatever, whatever. Ladies and gentlemen, every chakra. I messed up that. I remember that day so well. Okay. Oh my gosh. Really? Because you fucked up so many times that it started to rain. Yeah, yeah. I messed up so many times that the sunny day became a rainy day. Yeah. And they had to cancel the shoot and rescheduled him for the next shoot because I couldn't make the line. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, the producer was so mad. So mad. So mad. It was, it, it felt like the sky was saying, like, brogue humans than your lines. That was what the sun, that the sky was saying. Like go home and memorize your father. How did you feel? Be more better, bro. How did you feel at that moment? How did you feel at that moment? Actually, actually, no, I think because it gave, gave me a chance. Give us a chance to talk about a lot of the things. And then we became friends after that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think I think it happened for a reason. Oh, yeah. That's why you hosted any piano. Yeah. Yeah. This is, this is positivity. No, but in his years, like, the line or the other. Yeah. Yeah. So that's like, okay, right. Yeah. Okay. Haven't even got to introduce him. No, he didn't even get to say anything, bro. He just came to stand there, bro. Yeah. Right. Well, I messed up my lines. Yep. Yep. You know? No, but it's okay. I feel like, you know, like, we got to talk a lot more and catch up and know each other. Because it was your first program also. So we got to know each other or not. And also, after that happened, you made sure that that would never happen again. So you really went to memorize all your lines after that. That's true. That's true. That's true. Now, at least for that show, at least for that show. You're coming from the start, bro. No, man, shut up. You need to have a lesson to learn. Yeah. Yeah, man, relax. But that's all on me. Watch, go and check it out. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. And a sacred orchid. That's a bullshit. We found it right. Yeah. Yeah. 50 years of missing opportunities, always going to be a me-watch. Wow. Forever. It's an N50 celebration item, you know? It was. And can I just say? One of the things that I learned from you was that I think you, I mean, you were probably fresh of Vasilam style or something. Were you fresh of Vasilam style at that time? No, no. A couple of years already. A couple of years after NS. Yeah. So maybe about three or four years? Yeah. So it's up and coming, you know, like, you know, that, like, everybody, like, when you go down to the neighborhood, the Hawker Center, you know, all the Indian artists, but it is that guy, you know. That's what it sounds like for sure. Ah. Hey, hey, it's that guy. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I respect all cultures, except for regulars. [LAUGHTER] You ain't like, hallelujah. Oh, the one is the other. And that's it. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] That's it. That's all I'm going to do. [LAUGHTER] He's scared. That's it. That's all I'm going to do. That's all I'm going to do. Yeah. And then you, every time an auntie looks at you, you go, "Hi, hello." You know? And then every time, like, a family of, you know, Indian people, Indian families, they'll be like, "Hi, hello." And I kind of, like, took that. And now I always, like, channel that side. This is real. I channel that thing that I learned from maybe. And I'm like, when I see, like, male age, you notice, I'm always very friendly. You know, when they go, it's just, that's-- When they're in the front line, right? Then when you walk away, you'll be like, "Fucking hell." Yeah. You always roll your eyes as you walk away. That's more old. In fact, in fact, it's more old. In fact, so that's one thing, right? Fuck, dude. Why are you accusing me of shit? That's so bullshit. Why are you accusing me of shit? You'll be like, "No, you always have to--" Damn, I said that. And then you walk away like, "I always have to do this." I always have to go. That's not-- why do we eat here? Wow. Wow. Bro, there is this one time, though. Jason didn't call me already, right? So I was driving back to my house. And then we were at a guard post. That is at the guard post. And then the Chinese uncle, like, he first time, like, he'd ever seen me before. All right. So he came and was like, "Yes, you're here. Resident." And I'm like, "Yeah." Then he opened it up because that was a bit-- And he was hot, frustrated. So when I drive, then Jason was like, "Whoa, Chinese uncle? You're here, you're here. You're here, you're here." "Hey, Bob, how are you, Bob?" That's a lot. Then-- yeah, I didn't see anything after that. Yeah, because this is the true flag, right? It might have been the true flag. If he was an uncle, you actually have a car, he'd have a car before him in your car, you fucker. He ain't here, boy. [LAUGHTER] One time, when I went there, I saw the "Mully uncle" walking, bro. You then go by here to come and he broke. Fuck, stop. It's so fucked up. I'm like, "Hey, man." You're just like your mom in so many ways. [LAUGHTER] I don't like that at all. [LAUGHTER] [SPEAKING SPANISH] [LAUGHTER] Oh, my God. She came up a different time. [LAUGHTER] Of course, of course, of course. And you came with her. [LAUGHTER] And you're keeping that tradition alive, bro. That's so messed up. That's so messed up, bro. Bob, Bob, do you think it's a thing that you become more hyper-aware when it is someone of your own ways? It's an artist. It's an artist as people of note. You become more hyper-aware that you have to go out of your way to be nice or acknowledge someone or anything to you. Do you feel that way? I feel like the experiences are similar. So it's not more of a race. It's more of a we have a similar experience thing. Then that's where I connect with them. But I would say, though, a lot of the people that come to my shows are also Chinese people. They appreciate that I know certain things about their culture, like the little boy crying. And those are things that the Chinese people experience. I know, oh, he also knew. And they come because they know that they approve me from those things. But the real connection is always with the Malia Balsar. That's the one I said. Like, what about you? What would you say? I mean, yeah. [LAUGHTER] I don't know what I'm saying. It's not a real answer. That's why I push the hip, bro. I don't know what I'm saying. Come on, man. Tell him, what do you feel like? You feel like I shared towards Malia people, you know? It's easier because you resonate with their experiences more because you have shared experiences. That's the easiest way to put it. But it's also kind of like, unless I could also be equally as enthusiastic with a Malia Balsar. If I-- they are not like the same-- I don't see your level of Malia. Right. Like, I don't resonate with them. That is different. That means that the wrong type, right? The wrong type, man. But because you don't resonate with them. Yeah. The wrong type of Malia, right? No. The wrong type. That's the key to the conversation. Speaking about type of Malia, but this is how you know how there's levels to this shit about. There's two different types of Malia. Yeah. OK. So I, today, my car broke down. Right? My car broke down. My car broke up for the fifth time. It got to scrap this car in, right? Yeah, yeah. So I'm like taking it to the mechanic. And the mechanic is like, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] You know, that's how-- No, no, that's how-- That's how you speak. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Oh, yeah. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] OK, fine. Whatever. Sorry, is that-- is that hurting? No, I'm not Malaysian. You're not Malaysian? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Is that-- is that doing too much, though? No. Do you feel I'm-- do you feel I'm raised? It's-- honestly, sound a bit like on a few. So messed up. It's so messed up. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Not like my knees. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] OK, OK, OK, OK. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] And I was like, and then he was saying, like, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] And he was like, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] OK, tomorrow, you say 11 o'clock, you're coming, OK? All right. And I'm walking, and I hear a voice. Hey, first, I turn it around, it's Tofik Batisa. Oh. Right opposite of the workshop. The workshop is, what do you call it? It's a place where you like-- Car detailing. Ah, car detailing. And Tofik was there. He was detailing his Mercedes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He likes to detail his car. This one is National Parade. And then the other one is stand up calmly. Yeah. And then I said, what are you here for? No, my car. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [LAUGHTER] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Yeah, yeah. Nice. It's very embarrassed. It's very embarrassed. So, do you do some of the two types of Malayla? [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] And then there's the one one. Oh, there's one type of Malayla. That's the one that, like, you know, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Oh, that's a type. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] No, no, no. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Oh, the one who said the stuff at the puzzle. 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