Billy & Lisa in the Morning

Vacation Nightmare Stories!

We’re back! The Billy & Lisa crew cover a whole bunch of topics during today’s show, and we kicked it all off by talking about our travels and Lisa’s birthday! Then, we talked about the gift Justin got Billy. We then discussed some vacation horror stories and carried that over to Topic Time! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!

Duration:: 46m
Broadcast on:: 12 Aug 2024
Audio Format:: mp3

Hey, it is Ryan Seacrest. There's something so thrilling about playing Chumba Casino. Maybe it's the simple reminder that with a little luck, anything is possible. Chumba Casino.com has hundreds of social casino style games to choose from with new game releases each week. Play for free anytime, anywhere for your chance to redeem some serious prizes. Join me in the fun. Sign up now at Chumba Casino.com, sponsored by Chumba Casino. No purchase necessary. VGW Group, void where prohibited by law, 18 plus terms and conditions apply. Are you ready now? This is Lily and Lisa in the morning. The Monday show. Come on, people. Break up. Let's do it. On kiss 108. Guess who's back? Hello. Back again. Hello, one, two, one, two. Guess who's back here? Yeah, hello. Guess I need water. Ladies and gentlemen, we are home. The Billy and Lisa morning show is back from vacation. And we're all here, Billy here. Lisa here, Justin here, Winnie here. There's producer Riley through the glass sitting there, waiting for your calls in the command center 617-931-1108. By the way, if you want to welcome us back. But yeah, crazy, crazy. We're back from vacation and Lisa Donovan. I got to tell you. You must have landed in a space capsule because you, you went on vacation. It had to be some other planet like Mars, Pluto. I have to agree with you. Literally, we touched down. It was like seven or eight o'clock last night and I'm like, where am I? Yeah. Yeah, but I did not disappoint London and then Iceland. If anyone wants to DM me, if you're thinking about going to Iceland, I give that like a solid, you know, five stars. That place is so magically beautiful. We must have hiked a hundred miles. I'm not joking. I just kept walking and walking. But it was absolutely outstandingly beautiful. One of the best trips. I know that my kids said that they've ever taken. So a lot of lava rock, a lot of black sand beaches, a lot of thermal baths. The blue lagoon was just did not disappoint. So it was fun. Hot springs all kind of. Yeah, that was a wild trip for you. I couldn't believe it. Glacier walking. Wow. Yeah, I'm glad you made it back. We were a little bit nervous. Yeah, Iceland rescue is going on. Nicely a land of huge glaciers and volcano every year. A thousand tourists in the rescue. We saw it. That's actually true. Like it happened. Like I saw the fresh lava rock that had just taken out a road and canceled an entire town. Like they just crossed it out the sign. It doesn't exist anymore. I love how they call it glass yours. Beautiful glass, it's it's that's a magical place. Yeah, it's it was well, it was just weird that, you know, you had winter jackets on. I know I got off the plane last and I'm like, Oh, thank God, it's warm. Yeah, I mean, it wasn't cold. It was actually sunny for the most part when we were there, but it was, you know, 50s. Bazaar weather bazaar weather in Iceland always. Justin, you went to a ruba. You went all the way to a ruba to get some sort of a gangsta haircut. No, I got the haircut before I left. Oh, really? Yeah, but I'm back from a room, everybody. I'm back. I'm back from a ruba. And let me tell you, it's an it's a magical place. Never been before, but we want to go back already. Yeah, just the water, the people we drove all around the island. It was great. It's it's where happiness lives. That's their slogan. One happy island. Yeah. Yeah, it was crazy. It wasn't the weather like totally perfect every day. Every single day. The weather doesn't change around a lot of sunblock. Oh, you need it. Yeah. Well, you're on the equator when you're in a ruba. Right. So you did some snorkeling. I saw your video did some snorkeling a little. Yeah, a little bit. But then I went down one time and went a little deeper in the water at baby beach. Yeah, on the backside of the island. Yeah. So I went into kind of the deeper part and I put my head down and there was the biggest fish I ever saw. It was like four feet long right in front of me. I'm like, I'm done. Well, some of the the best scuba diving in a ruba is baby beach. You go in right off the beach and it's right next to the prison. Now, did you go there on purpose? Just wanted to bring back memories or no, we did stop at the prison though and took a look. It's it's kind of weird. Oh, yeah. You don't want to be in that prison. You don't want to trust me. What I tell you, you don't want to be in that prison. Yeah, but amazing, very hot. Yeah, it's it's very hot. So it's where happiness lives. And you know, where else we're happiness lives, a P town. I spent vacation in P town. It's one of the happiest places on earth. Well, yeah, everybody there. Very gay. Exactly. Yeah. We have a good time down there. By the way, is that where the term gay came from? What the being happy means being gay? Well, yeah, because it's just everybody there. It's so happy. The gay and jolly. Well, plus P town is just beautiful. Yeah, it's very pretty. Oh, God, we have a great time. Awesome time. We brought to good boy Titus. Yeah, we had a good weekend three times a day. We must have been a big hit down there. Oh, God, that's another thing. It is. Yeah, the officially the most dog friendly town in the entire Cape. Isn't it kind of ironic that we always joke that Billy's gay and his happiest place on earth. But we're not really joking. Well, I strangely feel I always feel very comfortable there. Yeah, never been. Never been. Oh, yeah, it's really pretty. It was pride week. And I slept when we were there really. Oh, God, yeah. It was just it was just and how did they feel? Very happy place. They had parades and they had like dances. And yeah, it was very alive. A lot of fish. A lot. It was a lot of fish. Winnie. Yeah, I heard a rumor. You went back to Fort Lauderdale for vacation. Well, no, OK, the vacation was all jumbled because the first half my knees turned five. So we had like birthday parties. And I actually threw a slumber birthday party. So it's a summer summer bash Boston Taylor Swift team. So I couldn't go away Tuesday. So I just went for a night. I had like a free, you know, flight. So I went to law to deal. Got my nails done and turned around. That was it. It was just just for a night. It's a bizarre thing. It really, really don't get it. I can't explain it, but Lisa, you know, when you have somebody that does something like a service of facial, your nails, your hair, well, you want to have them do it as often as possible. Does this nail person know you're flying in for a couple of hours? Listeners to him. James. He's lovely. Joe to James James and then it's like a little getaway. And I do it cost effectively. I had points to fly and points for the hotel. I spent zero dollars to go there. Wow. You know that when she leaves the service, James says to his coworkers that weird girl is here again. No, I sat next to a girl who was so excited to talk to me because she drives four hours to get her nails done. Come on. She was feeling I'm crazy, but I drive four and a half hours to get my nails done because I like a certain person. Well, no, I should open the location here and you could be the spokesperson. A hundred percent endorsement. You know what? Does it make you happy? Yeah. It's all that matters. That's right. Do what makes you happy. That's all I do. Be gay as ever. I am gay now too. Yeah, and not just gay for the stay. You're gay. Oh, before I forget, so I just started falling asleep last night, right? And I heard this banging. I said to Michelle, what is with the banging? What's what's that noise? And she goes upstairs and she said, we were on the boat and she takes a look and I don't see it for like 10 minutes and I'm waiting for her to tell me what the, because the banging is still going on. Well, I finally go upstairs to see what happened to her and there were these unbelievable fireworks over Boston Harbor. Oh, nice. And I don't know why, but I'd love to know why. What day was it? Last night. Oh, last night. So anybody listening who knows why there were fireworks over Boston Harbor 6179311108? How'd they get the talk back, Justin? I heard radio app stream us, kiss 108, hit the red microphone. Leave us a minute. I know why, Bill. They were celebrating Lisa's birthday was yesterday. There we go. That's what it was. August 11th. Oh my god, you're right. Lisa Donovan's birthday yesterday. We're celebrating it today. We've got a food drop coming in from Kelly's. By the way, the ticket tag for Sabrina Carpenter tickets. We kick it off at 710 this morning. You've got 15 minutes to call in. If you get in before 15 minutes is up, you get tickets to her show here in Boston, but you will qualify for Sabrina's show in Las Vegas. And also we have, I'm sorry, Nashville, Tennessee, but we do have a trip to Vegas coming up at 910 this morning. We got a lot to do. Did I mention we're back from vacation. Entertainment is up next. Closing ceremonies last night. We'll take you there next from the Planet Fitness Kiss 108 studios. We're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss 108. Yeah, we're back. We're back live. We're back from vacation. And we had a family birthday over the weekend. Yesterday was Lisa Donovan's birthday. Lisa is your birthday. Happy birthday, Lisa. Yeah, weekend birthday. Good for the family, bad for us. We're always on vacation for Lisa's birthday. It's an amazing thing. We worked last year, I believe. But the year before was the first time. Yeah, we came out, I think, on her birthday last year. We did a big last year. Thanks, guys. I had to make an emergency call over the weekend to my buddy over to Kelly's. I said, we need a food drop. It's Lisa Donovan's birthday. So we're going to celebrate with lobster rolls and crab rolls and clam chowder. The best. Yeah. Yeah, you share a birthday with my mom, Kathy J. Happy birthday to her and Joe Rogan, funny enough. Oh, happy birthday, Joe Rogan. Yeah. So what do we have coming, roast beef? We got roast beef. We got crab rolls. We got lobster rolls. We got it all. Chicken fingers. We know what Lisa says. You want a little fat in your meat. Now, the entertainment update with the billy concept. Hey, I got to remind you, ticket tag Sabrina Carpenter starts at 7 10 this morning. It's one of the most in-demand concert tickets on the planet. Exactly. And you get to go to Boston and Nashville. Two shows, if you win the grand prize. And it's another one of those things. The odds are incredible. One in four. We'll do it Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, Thursday at 7 10. And then Friday, we'll announce a winner. And that winner will-- yeah, see Sabrina here in Boston, as well as Nashville. And you can go enter right now. You can go enter right now for 7 10. And just go to the Kiss Instagram. It's the very first post. Has all the details to enter. Sabrina had a show in San Francisco this weekend. And Kasey Musgraves joined her on stage. [MUSIC PLAYING] And that's just what they'll do. But one of these days, these books are going to come over. You know, you don't get a whole lot of Nancy Sinatra music. You know what I mean? I had two bad Nancy, and I should enjoy it on stage. Is she alive? [LAUGHTER] Frank Sinatra's daughter Nancy made that song famous. These boots-- I do that information for producer Riley, who's in a different age group. Want to laugh? I thought that was a Dolly Parton song. Oh, no. Nancy Sinatra. I did not know that. She's alive. She's 84. She is. 84 years old. You've got a lesser. She's still kicking on boots up. Can we get back to Sabrina Carpenter? Give me some Sabrina music. [MUSIC PLAYING] That's what every person who enters this contest is going to be saying. Yeah, that's what's in out loud. [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah. Man, anyway, 7-10 will announce the name. You know the rules. You'll have exactly 15 minutes, and we keep you on a clock. 15 minutes to respond to call us back. And if you don't, we do it again at 8-10 this morning with a new name. And then 9-10, if there's not one at 8-10, but I have a feeling 7-10 is going to be a win. Oh, yeah, for Sabrina, Gao won't eat. So Ryan Reynolds' movie, Deadpool and Wolverine won the box office. Again, no big surprise this past weekend, another 50 million or so. But Ryan's wife, Blake Lively's movie, it ends with us, was number two also taking in more than $50 million. Isn't there a connection, Lisa, to your book club? Yes, well, the book is based in Boston. So again, you'll see a lot of scenes that have Boston roots. But yeah, we are going to see the movie. If you register, you get to see it for free at Showcase Legacy Place this Wednesday night. Oh my god, that book club is on fire. This is a fun one. And by the way, for the record, Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, the first husband/wife team to finish one and two at the box office since Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. That's so cruel, yeah. In 1990, can any of you name the two movies, one by each? Die Hard and Ghost. Wow, pretty good. Die Hard 2, to be exact. Oh, that was good, Winnie. Thanks. Oh, boy, you're all a big sobbing story this morning. No, I didn't see the story. I wasn't gonna lie, and I didn't know. G.I. Jane, but I guess-- Oh, classic American film. I've seen it like five times. G.I. Jane with Demi Moore with the shaved head. Oh, yeah, it's hot. Yeah, OK, so there's that. The box office, closing ceremonies, Olympic games. I got to tell you, over the vacation, I watched so much Olympic action. I spent three and a half hours in an afternoon watching women's break dancing. Well, that seemed like a waste of time. No, it actually was very good. And once you were in, you couldn't stop, because they'd go, you know, you'd advance to the next round, and then the next round, until the gold medal round. And it was very exciting. Yeah, I watched the finale, the winner. And it was captivating. I must say, it's really-- that's hard to do, moving a bowling game. So captivating that LA has decided to not have it. Yeah, it was so captivatingly canceled. Yeah, one and done. One and done. God, I watched a lot of women's beach ball. I watched the women's volleyball game versus Brazil the other day. Oh, God. When I tell you, I don't even watch volleyball, and I was so invested for all five matches. Yeah, I got to tell you, it was interesting. Paris did a great job. I will say the opening and closing ceremonies, they could have taken half of it out. They will wait too long. I'm still not getting the Tom Cruise coming out of the, you know, zip lining down and onto the stage. And if there is a cosmetic surgeon listening, I would love to know the process by which Tom Cruise ended up with that face. But isn't it like weighting? No, I-- No, no, no. I think there's a lot of filler in that face. But it was like puffy. Oh, my God. It's just freakishly puffy. Yeah. I don't want-- I don't know, 'cause he's always kind of had the same look. Yes. He's not puffy, it's just his face. Right. It's magical. But anyway, he was part of the closing ceremonies last night, which I thought was kind of corny with the motorcycle, getting on the plane, landing, and whatever. But I will say this, I thought her did a phenomenal job with the National Anthem. ♪ In the round, yeah, it's a right ♪ ♪ Land of the moon's first day ♪ Oh, yeah. ♪ Land of the moon's first day ♪ Oh, yeah. ♪ Land of the moon's first day ♪ Oh, yeah. ♪ Land of the moon's first day ♪ Oh, yeah. ♪ Land of the moon's first day ♪ Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. ♪ Land of the moon's first day ♪ No. ♪ Land of the moon's first day ♪ Bring it home. Wow. And her guitar skills. I actually say she was playing the guitar while Tom Cruise was coming down. I thought that was my favorite part. Yeah, she ripped her guitar apart. She did. She did. Amazing. She's a beautiful voice. (both laughing) I just love cutting it, where I know Billy's going to want it to explode. Wow. (both laughing) You were coming up on the bring it home, bitch. (both laughing) Yeah, Billy Eilish performed with Finneas in Los Angeles on the beach as did Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre because the Olympic Games now shift to Los Angeles without the break dancing. So, have you seen it? I'm not Snoop to last year, 23. Oh, my God. What is it? What is he going to do? He's going to have Olympic withdrawals. Did you see the report last week on Snoop Dogg that they were paying him $500,000 a day for whatever it is he did? I believe it. Nah, he was a big hit. No, he was. Yeah, he was. And Finneas, Billy Eilish, his brother is coming up with a solo album, 10 track album coming out October 4th. And the men and women's basketball teams won gold, both had to be France to win the gold stiff curry in the final minutes. It was so exciting to watch live. Poured in a series of three pointers and he was the play-by player. Does Curry have another banger with a dagger to finish it? Durant, back to Curry, dancing up a tomb over the double team. Oh, it's a golden dagger, right? Night, night. Curry unconscious in the fourth. Yeah, France was on the verge of winning that game before Steph Curry exploded with three pointers. Anyway, he talks about winning the goal with the rhythm to have a last game. And thankfully, the other three went in. But that was an unbelievable moment. I've been blessed to play basketball at a high level for a very long time. I don't know. This ranks very, very high in terms of the excitement and the sense of relief getting to the finish line. On the downside, I will never forget the benching of Jason Tatum. Are you kidding me? There are still so many questions already yet. What does Steve Curry have against the Celtics? I don't know, but all that I'm hoping for now is a revenge tour next season with Jalen Brown, who was excluded, and now Jason Tatum, another championship incoming. By the way, while we were gone, Taylor Swift shows, all three of them in Vienna, Austria, had to be canceled because of terrorist threats, like real terrorist threats. And fans packed the streets of Vienna to sing Taylor Swift. Hey, I said, call me a safe. [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah, the video is pretty incredible. Yes, the streets-- Champak streets, Vienna, Austria, pretty cool. Well, so be it Wembley, August 15th through the 20th, and they're saying those shows are on. Yeah, in fact, my buddy, Mike Rockett, his daughter, Margaret, is going to London, and I'd be nervous. Well, it was a Vienna situation, so I mean, she's had over 100 shows with no issues. Yeah, good point. I think it was just Vienna. I have to say, I sort of inadvertently saw a Taylor Swift museum tour of all of her costumes from the Aristotle in this beautiful museum in London, and it's free. So if you're going to the shows at Wembley, check the Victorian Albert Museum and go and go see it. It's amazing. I think we're going to have Margaret Rockett on later this week as she heads to London. You'll have to tell her about the museum. It was really cool. Adele confirming over the weekend she is engaged to Rich Paul. They're going to be getting married. Sean Mendes coming out with a new song Friday, and he says it's about almost becoming a father. What's up with that? [MUSIC PLAYING] [SINGING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] Camila Cabell? I mean, maybe. Good, good, good possibility, I mean, I mean-- Ella May had her baby with Jason Tatum. You posted that, didn't you? Well, I actually knew about it weeks ago. She was born-- the baby. I don't know what to do. Hang out with Ella May. No, I had some sources that told me and I didn't say anything. But yeah, the baby-- I don't know if it's a boy or a girl-- was born over a month ago. And at a local Boston hospital. Wow. Congratulations. Oh, there you go. And Celtics star Peyton Pritchard got married over the weekend. Blake Griffin was the efficient. Yep, Jalen Brown was there. Good for Jalen Brown. Jalen Brown wasn't at the Olympics. That's another one we could talk about, really? Really? What is with this coach? Well, actually, the Jalen Brown thing was more of a Nike situation, allegedly. Because Nike didn't get along that well. Yeah, well. Hey, we're brought to you by Ocean Edge. The resort and golf club. And you can really experience the quintessential Cape Cod summer at Ocean Edge Resort and Golf Club. Named Best Hotel Cape Cod by Boston Magazine with a villa is the hotel room's a private beach. Several swimming pools award-winning golf and pickleball. Four restaurants, live music. I could go on and on. Just go to oceanedge.com. And there you go. Oh, it's a golden dagger, right name. It can get lonely climbing Mount McKinley. So to entertain myself, I go to ChumbaCasino.com. At ChumbaCasino, I can play hundreds of online casino-style games for free, like online slots, bingo, slingo, and more. Plus, I get a daily login bonus. It's just too bad that up here, I don't have anyone to share my excitement with. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Live the Tumba Life anytime, anywhere. Play for free now at ChumbaCasino.com. P-T-W room. No purchase necessary. Avoid prohibited by law. See terms and conditions, 18 plus. From the Planet Fitness Kiss 108 studios, we're back with a Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss 108. Hey, guys. Welcome back. And we are back at the Billy and Lisa Morning Show is back live. And we're in for a nice stretch of weather, right, Lisa? We are. We hit it good, coming back. It's going to be like 80s and sunny. Which is good for you. You're wearing ski coats in Iceland all week, so. Yeah, I lost my tan. I got to get it back. Yeah, you don't pick up much sun reflection of black lava. Not really. You know, it just doesn't happen. Anyway, we're back, and we're back live. And you can call us at any point, 6179311108. In fact, there's one person that has to call us right now, because the ticket tag is on. We're talking about Sabrina Carpenter. I think it's the most in demand concert tickets on the planet right now. Definitely. And I'm going to announce the name. And the name of that person only has 15 minutes. Producer Riley is going to be standing by. She will keep a clock on this precisely 15 minutes. So here we go at Carly with two eyes, Dot Sandoval. OK, that's the name you've got 15 minutes. And if you get in by the 15 minute deadline, you'll get tickets to see Sabrina Carpenter here in Boston. But you'll qualify Friday. We'll give out the grand prize. You're one in four winners. And we'll give away the grand prize. And that includes a trip to Nashville, one of the hottest cities in America to see Sabrina Carpenter there as well. It's a great prize. I'm just saying. That's a fun girls trip. Yeah. You know she'll be bringing out special guests in Nashville. Oh, yeah. Oh, just imagine. My son Dylan lives there. Maybe she'll bring him out on stage. I'm just. Anyway, 15 minutes. And while we wait, we get some talk back, Justin. We're back, man. We were all on vacation last week. And shout out to everybody that missed us and wanted to tell us. We appreciate that. Oh, my God. Thank God. You guys are back. That was the longest week ever. Wasn't long enough for me. I'm very short over here. Yeah, it was good. In a couple of minutes, we'll be talking about more about our vacations and the things that did not go right. Well, on vacation, there was some situations. But anyway, Billy, you can never go away on vacation again. I can't take not hearing you on the radio. If you go away again, I'll find you. OK, this is getting-- I need to know who this person is. I actually had to cut that off because she started getting really well. Oh, really? Well, you know, if you've ever seen the silence of the wind in the skin and wearing skin, I just had to edit it out. Speaking of things that happen on vacation, can we talk about the unusual gift that Justin brought back from Aruba for me? Well, is there a video on that? I have the video. I have not posted it because I don't know where I can post it. I do not. I cannot post it on the kiss. Oh, I can post it on mine. Yeah, I'll post it. Yeah, it cannot go on to the kiss and to ram. Yeah, I'll post it on mine. Don't get fired. I'm still struggling with how and why you landed on this gift for me. You know what? It just kind of hit me in the face in Aruba. It's a sculpture. Yeah, it's a work of art. Yeah. It's a work of art. I guess to some people in Aruba and some villages. Every store that we went to, these tourist stores, had, you know, I love Aruba, one happy island, and also an array of wooden-- So you're saying that there's some sort of weird obsession with the penis in Aruba? They had small penises, large penises, keychain penises. I mean, I didn't understand it. They were everywhere. They were just everywhere. And no one could seem to tell me why. Well, how could you not have asked the store clerk with the story behind it is? I did, and they just smiled at me. They gave me this creepy smile, like you don't know. So anyway, I thought to myself, I was looking for a gift for Billy, you know, because Billy helped me out. You know, I was in an unfortunate situation with my bank. And so I found the biggest one that they had. I went store to store to find it. I mean, it's pretty big. So it's nice. It's at the doozy. It's in Billy's office. It's right next to his computer. Yeah, it's hand carved, it's massive. You know, it really is. You might want to like walk that down, so I might find some work out of it. Yeah, I'm afraid to leave it in the office. Well, first and foremost, people from management will walk by and they'll, I'm sure, have me remove it. I don't know. Yeah, but where are you going to place it in your apartment? Like on the boat? Well, if I bring it home, I'll never look the same to my wife. He didn't want to take her idea of what they did. But if that's the measuring stick by which she measures the human form, it's going to be a let down. Every time I walk in the bedroom, you know, when you already are, so find out how to do it. So I'll post it on mine. I'll take the hit when he had just to be. I'll be up momentarily. It's a video of you giving me the gift. And you holding it. Yeah, and you were saying inappropriate things, which is why we can't post it on the kissing. Oh, no. And then he's holding it and then he placed it between his legs. Right. Right. Longing leg. That was your weird experience. Putting it there? Yeah. Boy, was that a wake up? Call. Yeah, I'm like, oh boy. Where are you going with yours? In your defense? I think it's a wake up call for most guys. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's an eye opener. Yeah. [LAUGHTER] I mean, we've watched the video. And speaking of the vacation, you know, we all had beautiful vacations. But not everything went right. Some things went wrong. Wait for this story next time. Billy and Lisa. Kiss one, oh wait. All right. We don't have a winner yet, right? On the ticket tag, no call. They have-- Riley, are you paying attention in there? Yep. They have five minutes left. Don't say the name again, Bill. The name is-- no, I can't do that. You can't do it. I don't have an inferno. Do you intentionally take it away from me? Yes, I take it away from you automatically. That's hilarious. Hilarious. Anyway, we're talking about vacation because we're all back from vacation. And Justin, I think it was on the first day of your vacation something happened at your house. Well, yeah. We left to go to Aruba. My wife and I, it was our anniversary. It's this month. And so we were so happy. We left the plane. Everything went well. Got to the hotel in Aruba. Literally, can't make this up. Walk in the hotel room. Put our bags down in the phone rings. Face time. My wife picks it up and it's my son Abel. He's seven. Screaming, crying. Got bit by a dog. Oh my god. In the neighborhood. It was an accident. You know, he was trying to be a helpful neighbor. The neighbor's car was running for a long time. He knocked on the door just to let him know. And the daughter opened the door. And the dog was being protective and bit him in the leg. But he had to go to the emergency room with a big deal. Bandaged up, couldn't walk. So I mean, that's how the vacation started. And it got better since then. But you know what the ironic part is? The dog was adopted. Guess where they got the dog. Aruba. No way. That's a big story. Dogs coming over from Aruba, which is a good thing. Yeah. I mean, it was sad seeing all the time. But I loved your post because you sent a picture of you and Jen in paradise. Right? Like sitting on the beach or something. And then he said, "Meantime." Yeah. Back in Salem, New Hampshire. A picture of Vable in a hospital bed. Yeah. That as a parent though, like your heart sinks. Truly. Right. Truly. And the question was, do we get back on the plane? You know, do we go home? Do we end our vacation? Yeah. We didn't know. We didn't know how bad it was. The pictures didn't look good. And you got to love my son, right? He's bandaged up. He can't walk. He can only hop on one leg. So the doctor told me to stay in the house. You can't be outside the plane. Now, you know, my whole house has cameras. The very next day, I'm on the ring camera looking. He's hopping around the yard, hopping down the stairs. So. Now, I got to ask you, you know, I love Vable. Like a member of my own family. Yeah. But he is a bit of a rascal. Definitely. Do you think there's a possibility he spoke the dog? I think that he's very like loud. Yeah. So, yeah. Hey, you cars on. Like, I mean, I love the kid, but he's in your face. Like, hey, hey, hey, hey. Do you know, do you know that the car's on outside? Yeah. Dogs hate that. Yeah. Or he went in and raised the same tag. His energy gives dog might want to bite him. Yes. But you know what? The owners of the dog, super cool. They came right over. It's all, it's all good. Well, I'm sure the lawsuit is on the way. Well, Justin needs the money right now. So that happened. And then we luckily flew out from Aruba. We got through fine. And the very next day, within 12 hours, the entire airport in Aruba was shut down. The AC broke for an entire day. All flights stopped. Thousands of people leased aligning the streets of Aruba in 90 degree weather. So we almost caught it on the back end. Yeah, you locked down. Wow. But I can't be thinking about like vacation night mystery. Stop talking time. I know when we got locked in a hotel room that she was documenting. No, what was that about? I was on a rooftop pool. And I went to use the bathroom. And they have like, you know, a bar that's only open at night. So the bathroom you can get to, but you needed your room to get out back to the pool. And I didn't know that. So I went into the bathroom with no key. And I came out and I was locked between two doors. And I couldn't get out. So there was an elevator there that must have been a service elevator to go down in the kitchen. So I took it down to try to get help. I go into the kitchen. No one's there. I'm like, am I bathing suit? I'm like, hi, hello. Can someone help me? No one he came. So I have back up to the ninth floor of the roof deck. And there was a phone. So I called down to the front desk and they came and got me. But I was literally trapped between like two little doors. And I couldn't, couldn't get out. So I was a little nervous. I couldn't help but notice in the video. That you had a giant ice coffee. No, that you were very aggressively drinking in the middle of your conversation. I loved chewing ice. And then you were swallowing the ice cubes. And I'm like, I was having internal thoughts. I was just bored. She was, you were nervous. You were like crunching the ice cubes. Yeah, I was in my bathing suit in like the middle of the thing. And no one was helping me. Oh, yeah. Can you imagine if she would have been stranded? Oh my god. And then posting videos. She's dehydrated and sweating in the hallway. Oh, that would have. And then all of a sudden there's a gurney that comes to pick her up. Oh, yeah. At least how about you and I? Oh, we had, well, a little bit. But to your point about the kids, like last summer, Riley sliced his hand clear open. Well, we were away. He was with my parents. We get the call. We're in Spain. And he had to be rushed to the hospital and had to have like 10 stitches on his hand. I remember that. Yeah, that was so scary. So I know exactly what you were saying. Like, do we go home? Like, what are we doing? But this time we just had like one of those, we drove two and a half hours to meet a tour, like an Arctic adventure tour to take us into an ice cave. And we drive the two and a half hours out and we get to the meet up spot. And there's a whole group. And we're all just standing there for a half an hour. No one shows up. One guy calls and he's like, yeah, we canceled it. We're really sorry. There's gas pollution in the area. We're really sorry. We're like, are you kidding me? Now we have to drive two and a half hours back. And we had to fill out a form to get our money back. Oh, God. Tim was outraged. Yeah, he didn't fly back to Iceland to get the money. Oh my God. He was so angry. Wow. You know, years ago, my boys were younger. And ironically, I mean, we just had a vacation in P-town. I had taken them to P-town years ago. He spent a lot of time in P-town. I guess. Yeah. Yeah. One was it too much. I love it there. Protestant and Marina, great job. So Alex suddenly disappeared. Now, I had a strict rule. I said, regardless of what happens, do you remember this one? Yeah. I said, do not go back to the boat because it's a long walk all the way back to the marina. And so all of a sudden, Alex is missing. And he was very young. We're talking about maybe six, seven years old. And this was for over an hour. Like, I had the worst fears and my imagination was running wild. What that? Where is my? The entire P-town community mobilized to find Alex. They were walking the streets. They were going all the way through the hotel, out to the pool, Alex. And guess where I found him? On the boat, the one place I said, you're not allowed to go to. And I said, for the hell of it, I know he probably didn't. But I'm going to walk back to the boat. And he's on the boat plan of video game. He went back to play the video game. Wow. That was a nightmare. But that's really scary. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. Were they all screaming? Oh, yeah. Crazy. Yeah. Vacation is so, it's so fun. You know, you look forward to it. And then, you know, it sucks when things go wrong. Any other good stories? I went to Athens, Greece for the first time last year in August. And we got off the plane. We took the train to the hotel. And then I got off the train to walk to my hotel. Penises, key chain penises, cup penises, everything. Penis. That's something you need to explain it. They're everywhere. Penis and V and Aruba. They were all over Aruba too. Yeah. And the biggest one I could find, literally, the size of my arm is on Billy's desk. [LAUGHTER] But we're coming up on topic time. I'm sure you've got a vacation nightmare. Everybody does. Something that happened on vacation, or like Justin. Something that happened back home while you were on a vacation. 6179311108. Talked to us just enough to get the dark backs in. You've got to be listening on the iHeartRadio app. When you do so, hit that red microphone. You can leave a message for us. That's called a talk back and be a part of the conversation. Topic time is next. 6108. What is the topic? Today, we're going to be talking about-- Billy and Lisa present topic time. Talk amongst yourselves. Topic time. And before we get to topic time, a reminder of the ticket tag for Sabrina Carpenter is fully on. OK? We did not have a winner at 710, which means at 810, we'll announce another name, Lisa, and they'll have a shot at Sabrina Carpenter. Right. New opportunity for someone. That's shocking. Yeah, I know. I'm shocked. Why sign up? We just launched it over the weekend. It's the first-- it's Monday. You know, it's the first time we're doing it. But yeah, go to the Kiss Instagram. The pin post. You can enter right now. Yeah. Listen at 810 for your name. But I'm thinking if you sign up, just wake up for the call and then go back to bed. You would think. Because the odds are incredible. One in four chance of winning will give away the grand prize, which would be Sabrina Carpenter tickets in Boston, as well as Nashville. Ridiculous. Anyway, the topic is vacation. We're all back from vacation this morning. And, you know, things can happen on vacation. You can have a vacation nightmare. You can have a nightmare at home while you're on vacation and away from the family. So things tend to happen. We're going to start with Joanne. You're up first. What's your nightmare story, Joanne? Hi. My husband and I were flying home from Florida on Saturday night. And about an hour and a half into the flight, I said, what the heck was that? It was a big bull, something bright outside the window. And my husband said, what? And I said, I don't know. Something really bright. And I'm looking. And it was nothing. And then five minutes later, oh, we're having engine problems. We're diverting to JFK. Oh my god. So that was kind of scary. Yeah. What's worse? Engine problems or having to divert to JFK? That airport is a lot of work. This is so scary. So your engine was on fire? I don't know. There's something just a bright flash. I saw it the corner of my eye. And then I told my husband, and we were both trying to look out the window and we didn't see anything. So I didn't think anything of it. And then five minutes later, I said, oh, God. Something. And then I said to my husband, are you nervous? And he says, no, there's other engines. Don't worry about it. Blah, blah, blah. And he was holding my hand. I said, no, no, no, yeah. Your palms are all sweaty. You know, when he says the words, there are other engines. Did you say where? And then he, and we were going over the huts and he says, um, do you have your bay and suit and carry on? I like your husband. I like him. Yeah. He's cool. Cool when the fire, as they say. Does anybody else get nervous flying? I mean, this is like my fifth or sixth time flying. I get nervous taking off and landing. Really? Oh, yeah. I always do. Yeah, I think something cool. Never leaves me. You're in a metal tube with a bunch of strangers hoping for the best. Yeah, you know, you know, you don't, you don't make me feel better to the flight attendants. Yeah. I just watch them and they just, you know, carefree doing their job. That's what they do every single day. Yeah, they're true. When you're on a plane, if you start getting freaked out and nervous about takeoffs and landings, especially the take off, do you ever look around the plane to see who's on board and thinking, who can you lean on in case of an emergency? Yeah. Oh, that guy looks cool. This person looks cool. Oh, I'll just go over to him. Or who to stay away from. Exactly. Yeah, anyway. One time me and my family went on vacation and we left our dog with my sister's 16-year-old boyfriend. And he was watching him for the week. And when we got home, there was a note on our kitchen table that said, Meg, sorry, lost your dog. And that's it. Oh my God. Oh my gosh. No, that's, that's, that's, he often, no, it's all he did was leave it out. Sorry, lost your dog. So that's legit though. A lot can happen with your dog if you leave it to someone. Anything can happen, you know. It can break away with the leash and run across the street. I mean, so many things can happen, either on vacation or while you're on vacation. So did she get the dog back? She didn't. Yeah, we got to find out. Yeah, leave another talk bag and let us know. Wow. I have a nightmare getaway weekend story where I took my, my daughter and my niece, my daughter's best friend, all in their late teen, early 20s, to New Jersey for a book starting. We stayed at a hotel in New Jersey. That was a literal drug den. I had no idea until we got there at 2.30 in the morning and there were people strung out. It smelled of pot and chlorine and it was terrifying. Oh, yeah. Well, that's when you don't check in and you go down the street. That happened to me. I got stranded in Puerto Rico and, you know, they sold my tickets. So I had, I said, so what are you going to do? They gave me a voucher for a hotel and they put me in a cab, a car service and we're pulling up to the hotel and there are hookers walking up and down the sidewalk. And I turned to the driver and I said, is this a hooker hotel? He said, absolutely. Isn't that what you're looking for? I said, no. Take me to such and such a hotel. Yeah, those those vouchers. Sometimes I see my bachelor party before I got married. My got my friends, like the guy friends, took me to New York. We had never been to New York. Yeah. And we, they got a hotel for us and everything. So it was four guys. It was in the Chelsea neighborhood. In the gay section, we didn't know. So here we are coming out of the hotel, walking and we're looking around. There's always gay couples around looking at us. Yeah. And what are you doing here? How are you doing? Yeah. Uh, let's go to the phone. Sharon, you're up next. Give us a good one. Hi. Hey, Sharon, go. So we were coming back from Italy this past Wednesday and our flight from Rome to Boston got canceled. We were stuck at the Rome airport. Then we had to get another flight, had to divert to JFK, which is your favorite airport. Yeah. And we had to sleep in the airport at the gate until we could get our flight at 6 a.m. home to Boston. It's such a nightmare. It is such a nightmare. Yeah. Traveled my nurse or another thing all together. Wow. Yeah, we were supposed to land in Boston Thursday at 1 p.m. We got home Friday at 9 a.m. Wow. With no sleep. Exhausted. It was a long journey home. Yeah. Good one. How will your travels, your flights and everything else? I have to say this trip, everything was on time. Yeah. But last year we got stuck in France. And remember our luggage was lost in the airport. And we got locked into the baggage area for like six hours. It was a nightmare. Smooth sailing this trip. Yeah. Smooth sailing this trip. Can I ask you ask a question that the flight related? I'm not really an experienced flyer. When we were going there, they announced, we're waiting on the plane, that they overbooked the flight. Yeah. By one seat and that they would give a $500 voucher, if someone would take a later flight. And then nobody did. They went up to 1,000, then 1,200. Then they said this flight will not take off until somebody volunteers to take a later flight because we overbooked. And then they went up to $1,500 and somebody took it. We got on the plane. Isn't that their fault overbooking the plane? Of course it is. Yes. Yeah. It's greed. It's called greed. But we get punished for that? I don't get that. I did that last year with Delta. They only got $800, but they overbooked the plane. And I just took a later flight. And I was just like, it's actually a good hack if you've got the time and you're traveling by yourself. I wish I could do that. And no luggage. Yeah. Yeah. You can basically travel around for free. $800 of like a Visa gift card. Right. But how can they say none of you are getting on this plane that we paid for until somebody steps up? What if nobody stepped up? Right. And it's their fault. There's no excuse for overbooking. I've never heard of that that you're not taking off. But one time I got stuck in St. John, I think it was. And they sold my ticket. I was there two hours before the flight. I said, what do you mean you sold my ticket? Like, I'm here. There's no one else here yet. And then I said, I was offering people cash because I needed to get there. It was for a birthday party. But yeah, the airline can really mess you up. Wow. And it's usually about greed. Crazy. In 2013, my sister and I went to Paris, France with our mom. We were about nine and 10 years old. And when we got back to the apartment, we were renting the apartment building. I said, I'll race you. I'll go up the stairs. You'll go up the elevator. See who can get there first. And my sister got stuck in the one person elevator. And we weren't in a hotel or anything. So we just had to call the whole fire department showed up. It seemed like we didn't speak crunch. All right, that's a nightmare. That's a literal nightmare of mine to get stuck in a tiny little elevator. Oh my god, especially in France. And within the summer, it's hot. I don't know how many years you're visiting. Yeah. You know, a lot of nightmares are coming from Airbnb's now. You see the stories all the time online. People get to the actual house. They thought they were getting versus the house they're getting. Oh, is that another billion Lisa segment idea? Airbnb nightmare stories. Oh god, absolutely. A lot of them. Oh god. Early, we got to talk back about the girl who lost the dog. She got a note from the person that was watching her dog, saying that they lost the dog. We have an update if you guys want it. Yeah, we want to know to get the dog or not. So yeah, we see the note that the dog is missing. We call my sister's boyfriend. He says he got out and was running after him after he was riding his bike to market basket where he worked. And instead of going back and like trying to catch the dog, he was going to be late for work. So of course, he just kept riding his bike. Came back, couldn't find the dog. We called every pound in the area, the police department. And we eventually found the dog at a pound and went out and got it. And my sister kept dating him. Oh, she did. It is Ryan Seacrest here. There was a recent social media trend, which consisted of flying on a plane with no music, no movies, no entertainment. But a better trend would be going to chumbakocino.com. It's like having a mini social casino in your pocket. Chumbakocino has over 100 online casino-style games, all absolutely free. It's the most fun you can have online and on a plane. So grab your free welcome bonus now at chumbakocino.com. Sponsored by Chumbakocino. No purchase necessary. VGW Group. Void where prohibited by law. 18 plus terms and conditions apply.