Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show
Episode 15: Dean Hunting, Iain Ross
(upbeat music) - I got the whiskey. - Let me have a drink here, whiskey. Gotta get out of here. (upbeat music) - My name's Kin, and I clean Willy Nelson's under hole. - Under hole? (upbeat music) - I know you don't agree, but I think he's the king of country. - Get the fuck out of here. (laughing) - Get out of my studio. - I'm scared. No, hell no. (upbeat music) - From the Ramona Radio Studios, it's the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show. (upbeat music) - All right, we're here. It's Sunday again, y'all. Happy Sunday. Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show. With me as always, we got sweet curbs. - Hey, hey. - And we also got Eric, go forth. - Hello again. - And we got a very special guest today. Got Dean. - Who'd outlaw barbecue? How are you, my friend? - Good, how are you doing? - Who'd I get? - I heard you got some good barbecue. - We got some ribs today. - Oh, nice. - We got some homemade hot dogs. - Nobody likes the party with salads. - This is true. Unless it's an outlaw salad. Remember which I'm having right now. - It's salads. We gotta have the meat. - What are you drinking there? - Outlaw salad. - Outlaw salad. (laughing) - You're whiskey of choice and five water croutons. - Water croutons? I love it. - No more than five. You can have less, no more than five. - You can have more than five. - Up two, but otherwise you're just drinking water at that point, right? - Yeah. - And that just makes you rust. (laughing) - That makes you rust. - Oh, man. So tell me about yourself, man. Give me some, I wanna hear a crazy story. - A crazy story. - Yeah, I know you got some good ones. I hung out with you several times. - I wanna hear a hunting story. - A hunting story, the funnest hunting trip I've ever been on, nobody fired a shot. - What? - We came back with six cases of wine. - Oh, there you go. (laughing) - How do you go hunting for wine? - Sounds like a good one. - We were hunting for wine. We were hunting for hugs. We went to Pass A Robles. There was five of us. And it was just a cluster five. There was-- - You can say that. - You can say that. All right, that's all right. (laughing) - We drive all the way up there. My cousin, who's an avid hunter from Oregon, came down for this big epic pig hunt. We're on Fort Hunter Liggett. And I'm the kind of guy that's organized with everybody. I'm like, everybody, you've got your gear. And I'm gonna send you out a gear list, even if you don't use it just 'cause that's how I am. So I sent out the gear list. Now we're in Pass A Robles. It's getting late and everybody's got their gear 100%. So we go to Colinga and we heard of this, like secret honey hole. And we got a hike all the way up this mountain. And the one guy smoked three packs a day. And I told him, I said, I'll take your hunting. You gotta quit smoking. He's like, yeah, I quit. - Why? - We get a quarter mile up this hill. And it was a hill, not even a mountain. And he collapsed. I took him off the mountain on my shoulder carrying his rifle and my rifle. The other guy wore the boots that he had in high school. And he's in his late 30s. And he walked out of the soles. He only had the leather uppers. - Thanks. - So we're walking down this hill. And my cousin and I, we're looking at each other and go, this is not gonna be good. So we get back, we're staying on base at 400 Ligot. We gotta check in at the shack in the morning at four. So three 30, we get up, we roll over there. We're 200 yards from the shack. And I turn around and I say, everybody's got their hunting license, check. Everybody's got their driver's license. And the one guy goes, driver's license, what for? So that they know that you're hunting license. Idiot. (laughing) So now I'm pissed. 'Cause we're swimming off on this little side road and all of a sudden lights up everywhere. And this guy rolls up to us and goes, this is a designated no-civilian area. What are you doing here? And he had his hand on his gun. - Oh, yeah. - His little nine millimeter. And he looks at me and he goes, what are you doing here? I'll take you to jail right now. Did you're a reticop. (laughing) - And he might as well be at the mall right now. Come on, Rob. (laughing) - And he was the size of three reticots. So I thought he was just joking. He was pretty serious. He's taking his job pretty serious. And then he goes through all that and I explained to him, he had to go all the way back to the barracks to get a driver's license and he goes, I just leave that fucker here. He's an idiot. I'm like, yeah, I'm about to. And he's walking away, he's about 15 feet away. Hand on his gun, he turns around and goes, what are you guys doing here? I'm like, pigs? He goes, what'd you call me? - Oh, God. - It was like he was gonna unholster his gun and I'm like, what the hell? - We are hunting pig, actual pigs. - We go back, get his driver's license. Go to the shack, check in 10 minutes late. And they said, and we had all planned for black powder hunting. We'd all bought black powder muzzle loaders and we've been practicing. We're dialed in, we're excited. We get there and they go, yeah, we closed down the black powder zone 19. You can go hunt these other zones, but they're massive, massive thousands of acres. Now we wanted 19. He's like, well, it's closed. We're doing training, tactical training. So we said, well, we're close to Paso, let's roll into town and just get some beers. And the guy that I carried off the mountain tripped and fell and busted up his knee. So he's got baggy candies. And his knee was so swollen, it filled his pants. So like, okay, let's go buy CVS, get some aspirin or something. I don't know what to do. My cousin goes in and gets ice packs and aspirin. I'm sitting in the car. All we've got, all we've got in the truck at this point is probably three cases of beer. There's no food, there's nothing, just a bunch of cold beer. So the guy that heard his knee says, hey, I found a first aid pack. It's got a snap pack in it. You know, you snap it and it gets instantly cold. And I turned around 'cause I'm driving the truck and he's in the back seat passenger side and I said, and I went to say, don't. My mouth is open and he slaps. Seems come undone. Shit sprays everywhere. It's in my mouth, it's in my eyes. There's a round spot on the windshield where my head was when I got there. And it's burning. It's the block, all the goo. So I roll out the truck. I'm in the parking lot. My cousin comes out and he's like, what the fuck is with you people? 'Cause all of these other three guys are just grabbing cold beers and dumping on my head, rubbing on my face. So he walks out and sees it's just rolling the parking lot. So now we're still all in our dirty candies and we're like, you know what, screw it. Let's just head home. So we start heading out, I think that's 41, heading out of Passo and the road's closed. They're doing miles of work on the road. So we're sitting there and now we're out of beer. And we're like, oh, there's a winery right there. So we go in in our candies, drinking wine. And we came back with cases of wine and no pigs. - Classy. - Yeah. - Gotta look classy. (laughing) - Let's get a song in here and let it come back. - Yeah, that's awesome, man. - All right, so country songs, outlaw. This is our outlaw country radio show. We both shit and we also play country music. What would you like to hear Dean? - Oh. - Give me some. - Wayland. - Wayland starts every my day from me. So is that your king of country? - Wayland's my go to. For old country. - Hell yeah. - You know, there's a lot of new guys. Creed. - Oh yeah. - Well, Creed Fisher. - Creed Fisher is awesome, dude. - We saw him at the main stage last year. - I had tickets. I was hunting in Texas. I know you gotta get the music. I'll tell that story. - No, yeah, yeah. - No, yeah, dude. We saw him a couple, I don't know about a year ago. - Yeah, it was a year ago, I had tickets for the show. I had a table. - He's gonna be back in town here in a couple of weeks. - Yeah, he's coming back. - I know it's a Thursday. - Yeah, we all work. - No, we're playing at Family Naturals. - I know, I work at BOMO. - On that Thursday. Maybe they'll come by and hang out. (laughing) - I was hunting in Texas. I get a phone call of Creed's in town. I'm like, "Get us a table." - Oh yeah. - Closed everything up and immediately drove 23 hours straight through. - Truck takes down halfway. Now it's almost a 30 hour drive. We get here in time, I shower and go to the show. And now I'm just losing it. I'm just dropping dead, I'm so tired. And I'm like, getting sick, I'm like, "I can't do this." And I saw a whole group of young Marines going by. I'm like, "You guys got a table or standing?" They're like, "We're standing, sir." I'm like, "My name's Dean and now you got a table." - Nice, dude. - I slept for two days. - There you go. (laughing) - So I still haven't seen him. - Hell yeah, well let's play Creed Fisher song. - We'll do some three. - We'll do some three. - Ah. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) ♪ Lord, it's the same old tune ♪ ♪ Fiddling guitar ♪ ♪ Where do we take it from here? ♪ ♪ Right in stone suits and new shiny cars ♪ ♪ It's been the same way for years ♪ ♪ We need to change ♪ ♪ 'Cause somebody told me when I came to Nashville ♪ ♪ Son, you finally got it made ♪ ♪ Old Hank made it here ♪ ♪ We're all sure that you will ♪ ♪ But it won't thank me ♪ ♪ Done it just so it ain't now ♪ ♪ I don't think Hank done it just so it ain't ♪ - Look it. (upbeat music) ♪ 10 years on the road ♪ ♪ Making one nightstands ♪ ♪ Speeding my young life away ♪ ♪ Let me one more time just so I understand ♪ ♪ All you should think done it just so it ain't ♪ ♪ That old Hank really do it just so it ain't ♪ ♪ Thought I'd seen the world with a five piece band ♪ ♪ Looking at the backside of me ♪ ♪ Singing my songs and one of his not one thing ♪ ♪ But I don't think Hank done it just so it ain't now ♪ ♪ I don't think Hank done it just so it ain't get on ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) ♪ Whoa ♪ (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) ♪ If I can make a living from walking in the woods ♪ ♪ You can bet I be sitting pretty good ♪ ♪ I on a hill looking at a field downwind ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ If I can make a nickel off of turning in bass ♪ ♪ Never worry about the price of gas ♪ ♪ I've been wheeling and dealing and sitting there reeling on me ♪ ♪ Hunting, fishing, loving every day ♪ ♪ That's a prayer that a country boy brings ♪ ♪ Thank God he made me this way ♪ ♪ Hunting, fishing, loving every day ♪ ♪ Early in the morning ♪ ♪ Late in the evening ♪ ♪ I'm getting red direction ♪ ♪ It's literally a pain ♪ ♪ Fishing, loving every day ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ I get a little farm pond buzz ♪ ♪ I sound a gravel when I'm backing up ♪ ♪ Pulling a string on a 9.92 stroke ♪ ♪ Murphy, I love it when my baby wants to roll with me ♪ ♪ The frozen boots on climbs in a tree ♪ ♪ Tuck in her hair in my hat and she's ready to go ♪ ♪ And we get to hunting, fishing, loving every day ♪ ♪ That's a prayer that a country boy brings ♪ ♪ Thank God he made me this way ♪ ♪ Hunting, fishing, loving every day ♪ ♪ Early in the morning ♪ ♪ Late in the evening ♪ ♪ I'm getting red direction ♪ ♪ It's literally a pain ♪ ♪ Fishing, loving every day ♪ (upbeat music) So why y'all are up there breathing in that old dirty air? I'll be down here. (upbeat music) ♪ The hunting, fishing, loving every day ♪ ♪ I want to see them tall pines sway ♪ ♪ Y'all closing my eyes ♪ ♪ Let's go there in our mind ♪ ♪ A hunting, fishing, loving every day ♪ ♪ That's a prayer in this country boy's place ♪ ♪ Thank God he made me this way ♪ ♪ Fishing through the loving every day ♪ ♪ Black coffee in the morning ♪ ♪ I'm dark, whiskey in the evening ♪ ♪ I'm getting red direction ♪ ♪ It's literally a pain ♪ ♪ The hunting, fishing, loving every day ♪ ♪ Whoo ♪ ♪ Come on ♪ ♪ Won't you come along with me ♪ ♪ Won't you come along with me ♪ ♪ I know you wanna see them ♪ ♪ I know you wanna see them tall pines sway ♪ ♪ I know you wanna see them tall pines sway ♪ ♪ I know you wanna see them tall pines sway ♪ ♪ I know you wanna see them tall pines sway ♪ ♪ I know you wanna see them tall pines sway ♪ All right, we're back. We're hanging out with Dean from Outlaw Barbecue. Hey y'all. And Dean brought us some ribs. Tell me what, this is beef ribs, right? That's Eastern Montana meat. Eastern Montana meat? Yep. Monster beef ribs with it's got a espresso chocolate rub. Oh yeah? It's delicious. So I wanna know what made you start doing barbecue as a gig? Oh my God. While you stoned a bigger company and sold it all, got rid of it, to come home and just be a dad. And so that got me to do it for a business. What got me started in the barbecue as I had my kids and then realized my dad wasn't in my life that much. We didn't have much to talk about. He was a professional barbecue. That's what he did for a living, travel around the country and do barbecue. Oh wow. And so I'm like, I'm gonna buy a smoker so we got something to talk about. Heck yeah. And from there it just took off. Very cool. Yeah, these ribs. Amazing dude. I'm glad you like them. How long have you been doing it? 28 years. Oh wow. I've been selling here in Ramona for four. Oh yeah. Oh that's not that long. No, no, I just, when they built that little cart that you see me with, parked down on San Vicente, I had like 60 regulars. I would text people where I'm gonna be, what the menu is, show up on time, 'cause it sells out. Nice. And now I can't text everybody 'cause there's about 3,000 people on the list. Right. Yeah, I think the first time we ever had outlaw was smoking cannon. They had the anniversary party last year. Yeah, yeah. Man, I'm just gonna tell you man, thank you dude for sponsoring this show. Oh, you're welcome. I love it. Yeah, you're right now, I'm going for you. Oh, you would. Sponsor. I don't know. Sponsor in the outlaw. The outlaw country show. It would've remained a concept around the fire pit. Is that where you thought of this, around the fire pit? Yeah, we're sitting at, I think, Reds. Yeah, we're just gonna be asking. Yeah. And I said, you need your own show. I know, man. I don't, I was digging it, man. I love this. This is so much fun. Yeah, huge heartfelt things. I love just hanging out. Yeah, man. Thank you. Honestly, he came up and he goes, when's the show gonna start? I don't know. We gotta find a sponsor and he goes, next week. I went, okay. That was good. And here we are, man. What are we on? Like the 14th or 15th? Yeah, this will be episode 15. 15. Season two. Season two. Kirby's gonna start demanding vacation pay. I know. Oh, I got a list. Just wait. She's awake. Y'all are getting paid? No. No. That's fun. What are we doing shots of here? What do you got? They're sweet curbs. It's pecan whiskey. It's pretty good. Pecan whiskey? Whoop. Where'd that come from? Cassie. Oh, hey. Try this. My shot glass has huge boops on it. What does it say on it? What does it say on the shot glass? It says. Suck 'em up. [laughter] All right, I'm gonna do it. You got the best laugh. Is this it? Is this the whiskey we're doing? Yeah. Sweet. What are you drinking, Dean? Well, I already drank that shot. Do you need another one, man? We got some gentlemen, Jack. If you need. Well, I've got my outlaw salad going still. Outlaw salad. But I try to stay fit and trim, so I'll probably have another salad. It looks like you got a couple croutons that have melted. I have some melting water croutons for sure. All right, try it. I mean, what do you think? All right, I'm gonna try this. Pecan whiskey? Pretty good. Damn, that's pretty good. That would be good in coffee. That would be good in coffee, actually. Pecan whiskey. I recommend it. Five stars. [laughter] Or however many stars is the good one. Ten out of ten. Nine out of ten. Whiskey drinkers would recognize it. Nine out of ten whiskey drinkers sink the tenth whiskey drinkers in idiot. I know, right. It's like the dentist, right? Nine out of ten dentists approve. I'd be like, I want to hear what that one dentist has to say. Right? Are those commercials? Why does this guy not approve of that? Yeah, growing up I was worried that too. I'm like, nine out of ten dentists would recognize it. I'm like, well, what's wrong with the tenth guy? I'm gonna talk to that tenth guy. He doesn't brush his teeth. [laughter] He's not a real dentist. [laughter] He's got mouth rot. He's got rotten teeth, goddamn. Home study course. Yeah. That's cool. [laughter] But he's really inexpensive. Right, right. [laughter] He's like, Baking soda. Baking soda. That's what my grandma used. That's what my grandma used. Baking soda. So my grandma used Baking soda in salt. I was like, oh. Baking soda in Windex. That's all you needed. Windex. Oh, that's not my big, big, big, big wedding. [laughter] Windex scares everything. Windex will take care of everything. [laughter] That's funny. Oh, man. Good stuff. Oh, shit. All right, so music. Let's talk about music. So we have this ongoing thing, man, where all of our guests, we always ask, like, who do you think, you know, King of Country, Queen of Country? I know everybody knows that it's not George Stripe. He's not the King of Country. In my opinion, Hank Williams, senior, the King of Country. Who would yours be, Dean? I think you're pretty close with it, but there's so many different genres of country. And so many styles of country, Lake. I still love some of the old, you know, original late '40s country. Yeah. But when you get into Hank, senior, not only did he make it come alive, who was the original punk? Like, you listen to punk music and look at the lifestyle? Who was the original punk? Yeah. Hank, senior. Hell yeah. Hank, senior. I started the punk movement too. I'd see. I knew I liked you, man. [laughter] Good thing. [laughter] Hank, senior, you know, Whalen, Willie. Yeah. The Hagg. Yeah. If you don't like the Hagg, you just should live in the United States. Oh yeah. Murrow Hagg, come on now. Baker's field name. Absolutely. Oh, Dwight. That's a whole different vein of country, you know? Yeah. That Baker's field sound, I just saw him. Oh yeah. Oh did you go? I did. Hell yeah. Yeah, they just played not too long ago. Yeah, like a couple weeks. We're here in town? No way. Where was that? Not Zoquan. It's, uh... Harris? Harris Rincon. Harris, okay. He was a casino. Yeah. Yeah. That RFN girl was there too. Victoria. Oh yeah. The RFN girl? Did you guys find each other there? I didn't see her. You could take a selfies? No, no. Not a selfie person. I don't think there's any selfies of me out there. My kids take them. Like, just to make fun of me, but that's not a selfie, I guess. You don't have any social media or... I don't do any social media animals. I know nothing like that. I don't advertise my barbecue. Yeah. I do. I appreciate that. Hell yeah. I have customer Aaron Boone shout out to her whenever I'm going to cook, because I send my menu out to as many people as I can. Yeah. And she just posts it and all of a sudden people show up. Yeah. And I sell out. I go home. You know what I'm selling? Michael Dean Goodrich always sends in the private message group for the Ramona Music Alliance. Yep. Went every Monday. Yeah, intentionally send it to him. Yeah. And I'll be there this Monday. Okay. Cool. Yeah, he always shares it throughout the group so everybody knows, and then there's always those people that want vegan stuff, and I'm like, what? It's hard to get one. I do a lot of vegetarian gluten-free, sugar-free. So whenever I send that to Michael, I'll say, "Hey, if there's a vegetarian request, let me know, and I'll do the chili reino bake." Oh, that chili reino bake. Yeah, so not this week, but the next time I'm at Red's, which is the following week, I'm going to do, because it's so hot, spring rolls. Oh, yeah. I love the Asian food. So I'm going to do my version on all different spring rolls. Thank you. That's all I'm saying. Spring rolls. Shit! Yeah! So you brought us some East Montana ribs. East Montana ribs. East Montana meat ribs. These are so good. That's from... So we're just a farm now. We don't ranch anymore, but all the neighbors do. So I brought back a whole bunch of beef. We have 16,000 acres out there that's in the bloodline, in the family that my fifth great grandfather homesteaded. He was a mountain man, a guide, and a trapper on the flathead, and when Montana became a state, he came down to Missoula, and they started giving away land to married couples that would stay on it and prove the land. So he married a 15-year-old Blackfoot girl, and they headed west, and they must have broke down, or I don't know, ran out of some shit. He said, "Let's just stop here in the middle of the prairie with not a fucking thing around." And he said, "We're going to live here." You know what's funny is I fly all over the country, and I'm all over the Midwest, and I go to all these different places, and I always ask the same question. I'm like, "Why are they here? There's nothing here." And now I know. It's probably because they were trying to get somewhere else. They broke down. They broke down. They broke on the wagon. Yeah. They realized they were almost to North Dakota. They were running out of Montana, so they had to stop. But there's good and bad about it. I was just home, and I didn't want to come back. There's nothing like it. I mean, I'm driving through Lindsey. Lindsey would be the closest town to our ranch, and that's 17 miles of dirt road, population 26. Wow. Wow. That's 26. There's a gas pump there. And so I went in to get gas, and I'm like, "I'm going to get gas on." Well, there's only one. Number one. [laughter] I know what the pandemic goes, "Oh, just pump it and leave the cash on the counter however much you get." Wow. All right. That's awesome. And then I noticed that what used to be like a post office, but it wasn't. It had a little cooler with ice cream goodies and some cold beers, and your mail was just in a pile in the corner, and rubber band together by the family. Oh, yeah. So if you were into town, you'd grab the Gavin's and the Basta's mail. Just bring it to-- Here you go. Here you go. You don't have to drive all the way to town. Oh, that's funny. But one of the local ranchers started a little bar restaurant there, so I went over in the morning and he was like, "I don't know you." I'm like, "I don't know you." I haven't been here since I moved here in '86 planning to join the Marine Corps. But we sat and just bullshit for a while, and I'm like, "Yeah, I'll have a coffee." And he goes, "Yeah, I'll have all the coffee on, buddy. It's on the house." Yeah. Everybody's so different. And there's no trash. Every exit on the main road. Every rest stop. There's no trash. There's no graffiti. People are friendly. So you're a Marine? You're a Marine? No, I got-- Oh, man. I moved here in '10. Well, if I may. If I may. Let's do-- I got a cool grill in and chillin' song. Cool. Let's play a song. You're going to bring us some more food to taste. All right. And then I want to hear the story about-- How I'm not a Marine? Not that Marine. Yeah. Marine. [laughter] I thought of rakin' the leaves, thought of mowin' the yard, thought of walkin' the down, thought of washin' the car, got a list on a fridge. Almost gave it a damn bun that made up my mind. So here I am, just a really-- and chillin' my favorite kind of town, killin'. No runnin', just a sonnin' and gettin' my fair share of funnin' got it made in the shade with a radio play, some strikes, hangin' old in Dilla, and tryin' to keep my beer from spillin' and grillin' and chillin'. I got some chicken and beans, got some corn on the cob, a cold cooler, a beer, let me pop me with top. No, you don't need a thing, no reason to call, just drop on in, we'll have a ball, just a grillin' and chillin' my favorite kind of town, killin' no runnin', just a sonnin' and gettin' my fair share of funnin' got it made in the shade with a radio play, some strikes, hangin' old in Dilla, and tryin' to keep my beer from spillin' and grillin' and chillin' when it's been a long week and I'm dead on my feet and I don't want to worry if you work anymore, you'll find me out there, leap back in my chair, just thinkin' old for grillin' and chillin' my favorite kind of town, killin' no runnin', just a sonnin' and gettin' my fair share of funnin' got it made in the shade with a radio play, some strikes, hangin' old in Dilla, and tryin' to keep my beer from spillin' and grillin' and (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) ♪ I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand ♪ ♪ Now don't worry in a world of cold beer in my hand ♪ ♪ Life is good today, life is good today ♪ ♪ Well, the plane's us down just about three o'clock ♪ ♪ And the city's still on my mind ♪ ♪ Bikini's upon treats danced in my head ♪ ♪ I was still in the baggage line ♪ ♪ Concreteed cars with their own prison bars ♪ ♪ Like this life I'm living in ♪ ♪ Well, the plane brought me father ♪ ♪ I'm surrounded by water and I'm not going back again ♪ ♪ I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand ♪ ♪ Now don't worry in a world of cold beer in my hand ♪ ♪ Life is good today, life is good today ♪ ♪ How do you send vile co-neals ♪ ♪ Yeah, I'm leaving GA ♪ ♪ And if you weren't both killer and pretty senior readers ♪ ♪ I'd have no reason to stay ♪ ♪ How do you send vile co-neals ♪ ♪ Yeah, I'm leaving GA ♪ ♪ Gonna let in a hot sun and roll a big fat barn ♪ ♪ And grab my guitar in place ♪ ♪ The four days flew by like a drunk Friday night ♪ ♪ At summer, true to an end ♪ ♪ They can't believe that I just couldn't leave ♪ ♪ And I better do to my friends ♪ ♪ 'Cause my bartender, she's from the islands ♪ ♪ Her body's been kissed by the sun ♪ ♪ And coconut replaces the smell of the bar ♪ ♪ And I don't know if it's her or the wrong ♪ ♪ I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand ♪ ♪ Now don't worry in a world of cold beer in my hand ♪ ♪ Life is good today, life is good today ♪ ♪ Life is good today ♪ ♪ Adios en vio con díos ♪ ♪ Along way from GA ♪ ♪ Yes, and all the moocheps just ♪ ♪ They call me big papa ♪ ♪ When I throw pesos their way ♪ ♪ Adios en vio con díos ♪ ♪ Along way from GA ♪ ♪ One do me a favor and pour me some Jager ♪ ♪ And I'll grab my guitar and play ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Adios en vio con díos ♪ ♪ Going home now to stay ♪ ♪ The senior recess don't care, oh ♪ ♪ And there's no dinner, oh, yeah ♪ ♪ I got the money to stay ♪ ♪ Adios en vio con díos ♪ ♪ Going home now to stay ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ It's gonna probably about a lake ♪ ♪ Put my ass in a long chair, toes in the clay ♪ ♪ Now don't worry in a world of PBR on the way ♪ ♪ Life is good today ♪ ♪ Life is good today ♪ (laughing) (laughing) - I love that sign, man. - Did you just do the bravado thing? - I just did it. (laughing) - Oh man, so all right, Dean, you brought us, you brought us some more food. - We're here with Dean outlaw barbecue. - God dang it. - What are these sausage things you brought? - They're hot dogs. - A few more hot dogs, homemade, all beef, none of the crappy parts, all true beef hot dogs, natural casings, and that's Eastern Montana meat also. So I made one just catch up in most of theirs. You can, you know, taste the wiener. And the other one is a taco dog. Taste the wiener is weaker. - The taco dog is very good. - And this is the first time I've ever heard or seen a taco dog, and that thing looks really rad. - You know what that is? - It's probably not another one ever made. - But for those that are just listening, they describe it for us because-- - Well, so it's a seated bun, and it is the homemade wiener, and then you've got lettuce and tomato and salsa, and I normally would put a pureed bean with salsa on the bottom. So here's the story on that taco dog. I wasn't planning on making that. We were gonna do a taco pizza tonight, prevalent in every Montana North to go to South, to go to pizza place. Pizza Hut had a taco pizza. - Really? - Totinos, little frozen thing. Their biggest selling pizza was their little taco pizza. Their kick ass, and I'll make that next time. - So I went to get the pizza made over Jessica Rabbits, my buddy, and I walked in and she goes, "Nope, they were just too busy." So I took the pizza toppings that I was gonna make the pizza out of and made the taco dog. Just made that today. - It's delicious. - I like how you call her Jessica Rabbits. We're talking about Jessica Frankenberger. - I mean, she raises your rabbits. - Oh, she's so cute. - Yeah, she's awesome, man. - I know, she raises her rabbits, but she also-- - And hogs. - She runs the pizza place at Ramona. - She uses a little bit of everything, doesn't she? - Yup, yeah, yup. - Well, man, I gotta tell you, that was the best wiener I've ever had. (laughing) - Couldn't even say it with a straight face. - It wasn't too small, too big. - No, that was good, man. - It's perfect wiener. - That was a good-- - You enjoyed that in your mouth. - So what's the difference between a sausage and a wiener? Like, what makes the difference? Was that ever-- So you said it was-- What did you say? - Stop playing with the wiener. - Naturally. (laughing) - It's a natural casing in there, but-- - I think the difference between a hot dog and a sausage is the grind of the meat. And I'm not a hot dog, professional at all. I make my own sausage, you all know that I hunt most of the meat that I make my sausage out of. And when you make a hot dog, it's like a pureed meat. It's just disgusting. And then you shoot it in the tube, and there's your wiener, but with the sausages, I do a rougher grind. - Okay. - And a little more fat. - Okay. - 'Cause that fat renders out inside the sausage, and that's a key to sausage. You gotta cook 'em just right. Otherwise you dry up all that fat and nasty. Monday I'll be doing double smoked sausages, homemade wieners, brats, brisket, beef ribs, two different styles I'll do, the coffee rub you just had, and I'm gonna do a Korean style with gochujang and lemongrass. - Nice. - Yum. - They're pretty good. And those ribs are actually coming from Ramona Family Natural. - Oh, wow. - Yeah, so I got a rack of ribs from Victoria there. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - All organic. - All organic, grass-fed. - We love our-- - The fat's yellow, instead of white. - Oh, yeah. - Fantastic. - We love our Ramona Family Naturals. Such a great place. Great store. In fact, that's where the lettuce and the tomato and-- - Oh, yeah. - I try to buy as many of my ingredients and support her as much as I can. - Yeah, yeah. Me too. - We go there all the time. She has music now on Sundays, like-- - I've seen you there on Thursdays. - Well, we play there Thursday. - Yeah, absolutely. And she had something going on Friday or so ago. Live music there. - Oh, yeah, the band is really good. - Yeah, they're really good. - All right, before we went to break though, you were gonna explain to us why you're not a Marine. - Marine. - Oh, boy. - You got this story out of me, so let's hear it. I'm doing a shot first out of my titty shot. One way ticket to California. My only goal. I've had two goals in life that I haven't achieved. One, stay married to the same one in my whole life that didn't work out and be a recon Marine. So I get here and we're doing the whole thing and he goes, "You ever had any major surgeries?" I'm like, "No surgeries, but I'm being a smart ass." I'm like, "I got thrown off a bull onto a fence post one time, a tea post ripped my back in half." - What? - He's like, "Back up your shits, son, you'll never be a Marine." - Oh, yes, wait, that one, I want to hear that story. - Yeah, so that's the end of me being a Marine. So I call mom, I'm like, "Mom, I don't know what to do. I got 300 bucks, I'm in boots and jeans and pearl snaps." And she's like, "Well, go to college." I'm like, "Oh, hell no." - Oh, God. - She goes, "I found a college, would you just go see it?" And it's my mom. So I'm like, "Of course, mom, whatever you ask." So I go to Long Beach, I'm doing the tour of the campus and the lady must've guessed I was straight 'cause one of the facts she threw out me was, "If you come to school here, there'll be six straight guys for 400 women." I'm like, "Oh, hell yeah, sign me up. By the way, what do we do here?" She's like, "Well, you got choices. You can go into this or this or that." And I'm like, "All right, what's that girl doing?" I believe she's first year in tiered design. I'm like, "I'll be a fucking interior designer." (laughing) Say it, "I'm having a dream tiered design." (laughing) - That's awesome. (laughing) - You got a degree in interior design. - Now you got a degree in interior design, that's awesome. - I honestly do. - And you made mom happy. - Man, that's crazy. - It was college. - Yup, went to college, got that silly degree. - All right, so you used to ride bulls. You got bumped up with a bull. - No, this is playing in the corral. Gramps like, "Don't get on that one." - Oh, no way. - Oh, okay. - Tumbled tumble and there I go and I'm like, "Yeah, damn." - See, now Travis, last week you said you wanted to try a bull riding. - I know, I wanna ride a bull. I totally do it. - Let's do it. - It'd be fun. - Let's do it. I'm totally down to do it. I wanna try it. We may die, but-- - I know, I might not die. - What a great way to go out. - What a great way to go out, right? - Yeah. - See? - This is good. - I don't know how I feel about that. - So, Travis, you wanna ride a bull? - You know, the worst part, Travis, you probably wouldn't kill yourself. You wouldn't end up with a little minor injury. She would end up having to take care of your dumb ass. - I know. - That's what it would be. - Why couldn't you throw off your chin? - You're like, "Oh, you son of a bitch. "Have to ride that down below what you did." - See, but you gotta think of it like surgeons where they can't mess up their hands. You gotta keep your hands nice so you can play. - I'm like that too, 'cause I gotta play guitar. If I don't-- - Well, if you ride a bull, you might not die, but-- - Maybe you should just look for some yearlings or something. Just some little calves. - We could go over a mechanical bull. - We could go sheep. - Mutton busting? - Oh, mutton busting. So, when I used to live in Palwe, and we'd go to the Palwe rodeo, oh, you put all my kids in, mutton busting when they're little. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - And I'm like, "Oh, I'm retraining now." So, we started working out for it. So, I'd put them on my back. I'm like, "Yeah, I'm bucking through the house." I'm like, "No, don't sit up." I said, "Bend over, put your head right next to my head "and wrap your arms around and grab underneath my neck." And I'd buck around the house prior. - That's funny. - Yeah, so they got shitty little hats and boots and shit, 'cause they did pretty good. - I'll let you ride a sheep. - A sheep? I don't even want to see that. - You can ride a mechanical bull. - I have. I've ridden a couple of mechanical bulls. I don't remember where I was. I was in Bakersfield, actually. It was called the cowboy bar. - Yeah, same to appropriate. - Cowboy bar in Bakersfield. I think it's a pretty famous place, I think. - I rode a mechanical bull at the Palwe bowling alley. - Yeah, sadly, that's gone. - The Palwe bowling alley? - Yeah, that was cool. - I feel like they always mess with girls on the bull, though. - Yeah, they make their boobs go. - Yeah, the boobs go. - They make the back of it go pal. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughing) - I've heard there's whole videos about that. I don't know. I've never sat and watched them for hours. - If you ever watched a twerking how-to video, it usually starts-- (laughing) - Same thing. - The cowgirl thing originally. - Who is a cowgirl? (laughing) - I rode the bull at Gillies. - Oh, yeah? - The second Gillies. I started my dad said he went to the original Gillies, and then I had a showroom in Dallas with my other company, my other life. And one day after work, I met the other Gillies, and it's not in Dallas, but it's close enough, I drove to an home from where it's at, even. Riding that bull and having some beers, and you just meet the nicest people when you're drunk. So, I met a whole group of nice people down there and ended up spending several days in Tyler, Texas. - Oh my god. - On their ranch, shooting bullshitting and barbecuing. (laughing) - Man, have you ever been to a place called... - It's a barbecue place in Austin, Texas. - Oh, damn it. What's it called? - The Salt Lake or Frank Place? - The Salt Lake, that's what it was. - I've been to Salt Lake many, many times. - Yeah. - Yeah, so there's two Salt Lakes. I've been to the original Salt Lake where they're still cooking on the original pits. - Oh yeah? - Yeah, and they actually cooked there. - Oh yeah. - And at that Salt Lake, they've got, it's like bring your own booze. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, it's BYLB, but I don't remember that. So, I was out there on a work trip. It was me, a couple of Jews I worked with, and they were like, yeah, BYLB, and were like, what? What is it? What is it? We're gonna bring them on beer? - So yeah, it was all outside, all like picnic. - Yeah. - You know, outside. They had a band playing and everything. - Yeah, pretty cool place. - And they had that huge frickin' pit of all the meats that they had, the sausages and frickin'. - Yeah, the only things they didn't like about that, and it happens a lot in what, depending on what part of Texas you're in, 'cause that was a lot of Eastern Europeans that settled there. A lot of their sauces are more like chutney, and I don't care what barbecue restaurant, at least I haven't found one, and I've traveled extensively through Texas. I spend a lot of time there, and every barbecue restaurant I've ever been to, the sides suck. - Oh yeah. - They're terrible. It's like, open a number 10 can of green beans, steam 'em up, and there's your side. So when I started doing this, I'm like, I gotta have bitchin' sides. So y'all have had my cornbread. - Oh yeah, it's so good. - With a whole bunch of bourbon in it. - Yeah. - 'Cause vanilla bourbon, yeah. It's almost like dessert. - Dude, your cornbread is frickin' crazy, dude. - I had a lady last week at the park who was from Texas, and I did ribbed and she came back, and I had dude brisket, too. And she's like, well, I'm gonna try this and that. I got brisket, too. It always sells out fast. You can see I'm from Texas. I'm not gonna try brisket. - Oh. - And I was like, well, you know, I'm just learning. So maybe could I give you a free plate and just give me some pointers? - Yeah. - 20 minutes later, she comes back, she goes, how much brisket you got left? (laughing) Been like, look at him. - I was hunting in Texas the last time. And so when I used to own my company, I had a showroom in Austin, and after work I meet with my reps, and I go out to this little tiny bar to get a bite to eat. There's only me and one other guy, if you learn of the bar, and I'm watching a baseball game, and I'm like, hey dude, you wanna split a picture of Corey's light, save some money? And he's like, yeah, slides down, we drank about 10 more. He called in sick the next day and took me hunting. Had his buddies calling sick, they all came over and put it on a big barbecue. - Nice. - And that's the ranch I hunt in Texas. We've been friends for like 15 years. - Oh, that's crazy. - Yeah, Randy Card, brother, I love ya. - Hell yeah, man. Shout out to that dude. - Oh, it's a badass thing. I mean, a roll down there and we hit the ranch, and it's their family ranch, but they don't ranch it anymore. It's just a hunting grounds. - Oh yeah. - And hogs, every day. - So you can like go there and like pay them, be like, yeah, I wanna-- - I don't pay anything. - We're not you, but like somebody like me or anybody. - No, no, no, not a chance. - All right, let me know when you're going again, I'm gonna go. - But each time I go, I wanna take one person. So the last time I was there, he had some of his buddies over, and one of them owned the barbecue place in town. And so I always bring like a gift for the family, and I cook all the food, so I made brisket. And I'm sitting here, I'm like, you know, that's kind of ballsy, I'm making brisket in Texas, but. So there was this one guy, I didn't get to hunt with him, but then he comes back and he gets a plate of brisket. He's like, where'd you get this? This isn't from my restaurant. I'm like, dude, I don't even know you. (laughing) He's like, well, that's not my brisket. And walks away, and so I got around, who is this guy? Oh, he owns the really popular brisket restaurant in town. So we hunt a little bit in the stand the next day, and we're sitting there and talking and he goes, I gotta tell you something, don't tell anybody this, he goes, that's better than my brisket. (laughing) But those guys have restaurants, you know, I'm not brick and mortar. So I can take a long time and double smoke it and make fancy rubs, but I don't do fancy rubs on brisket. I'm just straight up garlic powder, salt, black pepper. Oh, yeah. And then it's all just how you treat it when you wrap it and what you do. I was at a barbecue restaurant, I don't know where I was at somewhere in the country, and they had one of those, they take those propane tanks and they lay it on their side. They're like 30 feet long, right? They do these massive brisket runs all day long on this stuff. And it was very interesting. I mean, you have to educate me on this because these brisket masters know the heat and know the movement of the heat so well in there that they've got this toolbox of two by fours and four by fours and certain sprays and everything. They are artists. It's like science. When you can make a brisket like you, that is a science, it is an art form to manage the temperature and how it moves across the meat. It's just, it's an amazing thing to watch you guys do those. You gotta know your smokers. So I have 13 different smokers and I use different smokers for different meats and different size smokers 'cause they cook different, they cook faster, they cook slower, more smoke, less smoke. And so I've got mine tuned. Like I don't even need a thermometer anymore. I put my brisket on and I still keep a journal. I know what time I put it on. I know how many pounds that brisket was. I know how much fat I trimmed off of it. I can go out and look at it and go, oh, that's gonna be another six hours. And I go out and just poke it once and go, yep, that's done. - Wow. - Yeah. - It is amazing. - Yeah dude, that's a science. - It's actually super easy once you just, you know, do it a couple of hundred times. - Yeah. - Just a couple hundred. - Just a couple hundred. - So it's playing a song, we come back, you got some more food for us to try? - That's all I brought to you. - That's okay, that's all right. - All right, nobody's in my play right now. Time to read this. - No, no, no, no, no. - These are both amazing. - We've got a couple of very important housekeeping items we have to tend to with you, so. - What do you wanna play? What music? How about some Creed Fisher? - Oh yeah. - Yeah, you wanna hear us come to sing along? - Yeah, we can sing along. (laughing) Don't threaten me with a good time. - No, I wanna sing along. (laughing) - Oh man, how are you gonna drink over there, Dean? Good? - I should be thin by now, because that's my second salad for dinner. (laughing) (upbeat music) ♪ Shake a man's hand and look him in the eyes ♪ ♪ That's so hard to do ♪ ♪ Don't blow smoke and don't tell lies ♪ ♪ The sun just tells the truth ♪ ♪ The rumors goin' round, all around town ♪ ♪ You been talkin' shit ♪ ♪ Say I can't play and you say I can't sing ♪ ♪ And my songs, they won't be hits ♪ ♪ I've never been a violent man ♪ ♪ I'd rather be drinkin' beer ♪ ♪ But that's an angry and daddy gave me ♪ ♪ And let me make it clear ♪ ♪ Your door shut your mouth ♪ ♪ Or say it to my face ♪ ♪ I'm on the use of your ass ♪ ♪ I could bring the sweetest place ♪ ♪ I would call up your friends ♪ ♪ Better bring a few ♪ ♪ 'Cause I come from a different town ♪ ♪ When the men were all old schoolers ♪ ♪ Sing your kind a thousand times ♪ ♪ Baby-faced and cute ♪ ♪ The calluses on you hands ♪ ♪ No scuffs upon your boots ♪ ♪ You'd probably thank the holler ♪ ♪ To rap song in your car ♪ ♪ You don't know the first damn thing ♪ ♪ But I play in these smoky bars ♪ ♪ Your door shut your mouth ♪ ♪ Or say it to my face ♪ ♪ I'm on the use of your ass ♪ ♪ I could bring the sweetest place ♪ ♪ Go on and call up your friends ♪ ♪ Better bring a few ♪ ♪ 'Cause I come from a different town ♪ ♪ When the men were all old schoolers ♪ ♪ I don't care if you wanna speak to my son ♪ ♪ You got something to say ♪ ♪ All I ask you stand up and grow some balls ♪ ♪ And say it to my face ♪ ♪ 'Cause if I keep hearing whispers, son ♪ ♪ You're still talking shit ♪ ♪ You can hold me gas money to get back over here ♪ ♪ And it's gonna be talk shit, get hit ♪ ♪ You don't wanna shut your mouth ♪ ♪ Or say it to my face ♪ ♪ I'm on the use of your ass ♪ ♪ I could bring the sweetest place ♪ ♪ Go on and call up your friends ♪ ♪ You better bring a few ♪ ♪ 'Cause I come from a different town ♪ ♪ When the men were all old schoolers ♪ ♪ I saw I'm from a different town ♪ ♪ 'Cause my granddaddy shows old school ♪ ♪ What's up, you son ♪ ♪ It's talk shit, get hit ♪ ♪ What's that? I don't hear nothing ♪ ♪ That's what I thought ♪ ♪ It's talk shit, get hit ♪ ♪ It's talk shit, it's talk shit ♪ ♪ It's talk shit, it's talk shit ♪ ♪ It's talk shit, it's talk shit ♪ (upbeat rock music) - I'm waiting. (upbeat rock music) ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Well, I ain't gonna work today ♪ ♪ Just wanna sit around and play ♪ ♪ Gonna hit balls off the dock ♪ ♪ Kick back in my flip flops ♪ ♪ Don't know nothing to the lender ♪ ♪ Nothing's been an ink blender ♪ ♪ The only thing on my agenda ♪ ♪ There's an assumption ♪ ♪ More fires in summertime ♪ ♪ Back porch nights, I said Carolina ♪ ♪ Ain't nothing's harder than me ♪ ♪ And my girl's dropping up a little louder ♪ ♪ Everybody's found in a world all crazy ♪ ♪ Don't know how to fix it but I think ♪ ♪ Maybe turn on the good times ♪ ♪ Turn off the TV ♪ ♪ Yeah, they only be as I need ♪ ♪ As beers and sunshine ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Gonna call my girl and say ♪ ♪ Let's get our friends and hit the lake ♪ ♪ Grab a boat and get to floatin' ♪ ♪ A little buzz and a little toasted ♪ ♪ We're gonna hang and have a little fun now ♪ ♪ Flying high like we'll never come down ♪ ♪ We're gonna go until we're on out ♪ ♪ Up here's and sunshine ♪ ♪ Above fires and summertime ♪ ♪ Back porch nights, I said Carolina ♪ ♪ Ain't nothing's harder than me ♪ ♪ And my girl's dropping up a little louder ♪ ♪ Everybody's found in a world all crazy ♪ ♪ Don't know how to fix it but I think ♪ ♪ Maybe turn on the good times ♪ ♪ Turn off the TV ♪ ♪ Yeah, they only be as I need ♪ ♪ As beers and sunshine ♪ (upbeat rock music) ♪ Come here's and sunshine ♪ (upbeat rock music) ♪ Be as and sunshine ♪ ♪ Board fires and summertime ♪ ♪ Back porch nights, I said South Carolina ♪ ♪ Ain't nothing's harder than me ♪ ♪ And my girl's dropping up a little louder ♪ ♪ Everybody's found in a world all crazy ♪ ♪ Don't know how to fix it but I think ♪ ♪ Maybe turn on the good times ♪ ♪ Turn off the TV ♪ ♪ Yeah, they only be as I need ♪ ♪ As beers and sunshine ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Here's and sunshine ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ A beer and sunshine ♪ ♪ Board fires and summertime, time, time ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, yeah ♪ (upbeat rock music) - All right, we're back. - We got Dean, a lot of barbecue. - Hey y'all. - That's the day. - Dwindling played a food in front of us. - This is the huge, you should see this in the studio. - I have to bring more next time. (laughing) - You gotta give us some ideas, which one next time. - We got huge ribs, we look like we're in the Flintstones, right here, look at that, it's funny. - We're gonna do 'em again tomorrow. - Can the dogs eat the ribs, the bones? - Can dogs eat cattle bones? I think so. - I think that they said just not chicken 'cause it splinters. - It's splinters, yeah, you should give 'em a calibon. - Well, you can give 'em raw chicken and then they can eat and then it doesn't work - Oh, yeah, but. - But if it's cooked chicken, I think, and I think they choke on the bone, but anyway. - Well, chance right, oh, you can't. - Chance, yeah. - Give a chance, give a chance. - There he is, everybody, he's a studio dog. This is chance. - Oh my gosh, look at him. - Ah, he's so cute. - Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. (laughing) - He's all I knew it, dude. - Livin' his best place. - Oh man. - Oh, he's a fan of my ribs. - Rumor has it that you don't try any of your own food. I don't need a lot of barbecue. - No. - Look at me, dude. (laughing) - So, my Gucci for barbecue, I love beef ribs. - Yeah. - Beef ribs, yeah? - I like brisket. - Brisket, that's about it. I'm a big fan of my sides. Like carrots and ginger butter and honey and the bourbon vanilla cornbread. The tally-mack, dude, you're-- - Tally-max delicious, I like your-- - The carrots that you make are fucking crazy. - Your noodles and the dill butter, that's good too. - My grandmother used to make that for us, and we're kids, it's simple. It's, you know, some shitty noodles and you throw too much butter in there, that'll kill you. (laughing) And the difference is I make a homemade chicken stock and then I throw in some fresh dill to it. - Yeah. - That's great, yeah, that's good. - People just eat it up. - That is delicious. - Yup. - So good. - The cornbread's my number one side. That bourbon vanilla cornbread. - We got the dog over there. - Sometimes you make jalapenos, and those are pretty good too. - Oh, stuffed jalapenos, but I only make those when I can find double jumbo jalapenos. - Okay. - 'Cause I charge three bucks a piece, so you gotta get a-- - So someone told me, 'cause Dean's always trying to outspice me, so I bought the salsa from this woman, and she said the beat up jalapenos, the ones that look brown, and like, kind of like maybe like they're bad, are the best ones for spiciness. - Interesting, is that right? - That's what she, I don't know, that's what she said she uses to make her salsa. - Interesting. - Is it just older, or are they bruised, or what? - Yeah, I don't know, she said the ones that look yeah, like bruised, like they'll have brown spots on them, and-- - I'm gonna go home and abuse my jalapenos. - The ones that-- - She said they're usually the spicier ones. - Go spank that jalapeno. - Yeah, we'll see how that works. (laughing) - The stuffed jalapenos are good though, those are, so those are jumbo jalapenos, they make a sweet corn cake, mix it with Philadelphia cream cheese. Refrigerate it, take most of the seeds out, unless I make it for you, I leave the seeds in, and then stuff that, wrap it in thick bacon, and smoke it over mesquite. - Oh man. - So good. - I'm telling you right now, anything wrapped in bacon. - Oh, I agree. - Yeah. - I agree, I've had ugly girls, I'm like, I'm just a wrap you in bacon. (laughing) - And because I have a jalapenos taste, I didn't say that on the earth. - That's funny. - The best part of those jalapenos is the next day. If you've never made the jalapeno sandwich the next day, so buy an extra, refrigerate it, the next morning you cut it in quarter inch slices, put some eggs in your skillet, start to scramble them up, like you're gonna make an omelet, you're gonna roll it over. - Yeah. - I've got four pieces of jalapeno, and then I'll flap the egg over it, and then a piece of either Swiss or provolone, and put that on everything bagel. - Hell. - It's ridiculous. - That sounds very good. - They're everything bagels. Those are amazing. - Yep. - What's it like to be your neighbor? - There's always small good, yeah. - You barbecue them all the time. - Yeah, they can smell it all the time. - All the time. (laughing) I mean, it's freaking California, you don't know your neighbors, like back home. It's just different. Like I know everybody's first names right around me, and I've got some great neighbors, like Stephen, his wife across the street, and Brian, and his wife across the street, and you know, if I have leftovers, I'll drop it off. I've got a whole group of people that if I rarely, if I ever have leftovers, I'll go drop it off like, Smoky Cannon Brewery. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, I love walking in feeding him. I don't think I've bought a cocktail in this town for a couple of years. - Here's the other cool thing about Dean. He is at his stand, wherever he's set up, cash only, and if people don't know that, I've seen this man, oh, that's okay, get me next time I'll be here tomorrow, I'll be over here on Tuesday. Just come pay me back then, here's your food. - I had a guy walk into reds. When were we there? I wasn't cooking, it was last Monday, and I'm sitting in the back by the fire pit with Clarence, and this kid walks in and he's pointing at me, and I look behind me, I'm like, what the hell, it's this kid pointing at me for? And now he walks up to me and he hands me 20 bucks, he goes, man, I've owed you this for like a year. - Oh, damn, no way. - Oh, wow, I wouldn't remember, but that's one thing. - Oh, I remember that, I would say next to you. - Yeah, if you ever see me and don't have cash, stop, get food, you'll see me around. Pay me another day, I don't care, just get some food. - That's why I love this town, man, I love Ramona. - Absolutely, it's got some similarities to my small town Montana, like we would raise the best potatoes and sweet corn. If you've never had peaches and cream sweet corn, you need to take a vacation and go get it. - Oh, good. - But we would do it in cream sweet corn? - Highest sugar content corn there is, it was developed on the western slopes of Colorado. - Okay. - Speaking of that, I'm gonna bring back a case of peaches from Colorado. You've never had peaches like this, it's ridiculous. - Nice. - You're gonna make some dessert, like peach cobra or something? - You don't even need to put a dessert, they're a dessert. - Oh yeah, just a peach. - Yeah. - Oh look, they're ridiculous. - I could eat peach. - They're famous. - People drive from states around. - It's the creepiest line in a movie ever. (laughing) - What movie is that from? - Face off. - Face off. - Ah. - You wanna? - Damn it. (laughing) - I always win. - I know, so she won last week and so we put this thing out on social media where-- - I get a reward. - What are the, what were the things, Eric? - On the short list was dying your beard, so-- - Dying my beard? - I think that sounds like a great idea. - Yeah, so we-- - It just so happens, I have access to a wide variety of colors for hair. - So let me recap what people said. So here's what some of the submissions, and then we wanna get Dean's feedback. So normally we punish somebody for losing, right? But last week we decided we should reward somebody for winning and then we gave it to the world, right? - Well, you'll still get punished for losing 'cause-- - Well, you're gonna die my beard. - So here were some of the suggestions, so Travis does a chore of Kirby's choosing every day for a week. - Well, I do that every day, Daniel. - You better get out of here. (laughing) - Somebody said you should do a town hall serenade to Kirby, so just on the front stairs right there, on the front steps. - Okay. - All songs, all sweet curbs, all the time. - What song do you want me to sing for you, those sweet curbs? - If I was to do that, that would be the, if that was the vote, what would you like to hear? Shitty die bar? - No. (laughing) - That'd be what's on you like to play. - What song would you like me to play you? - I don't know, I'd have to think about it. - Oh yeah, 'cause that would be one of those once in a lifetime things. That'd be kind of cool. - What definitely happened to me? - And then one of our esteemed local photographers came up with a great idea of Kirby gets to die TBR's beard. Any color she likes. - Yes! - No, she likes. - Now, I think that's the winner. - Now, that ended up with the most votes. - No way, really. - It did. - Yeah, how long did you have to wear that color? - Tell it fades out. - Tell it fades out, I guess. - I would shave my damn beard. (laughing) - Well, that's took him two years to grow, so I don't know if he's willing. - But then he's not TBR anymore. (laughing) - I don't know if I shaved this, nobody would recognize me. (laughing) - So what do you think? - What's that? - What do you think? - What do you think, Dean? What color? - Well, or what's your vote really embarrassing? The coloring is beard would do it. - What about the serenading thing in the town hall? - I like that one. - I think that would be a cool one. - That'd be cool. - I mean, the most embarrassing thing if you're trying to do that would be to make him wear a man bun and color his beard. (laughing) - He is growing out his hair. So that's it. (laughing) - I carry an extra sharp Kershaw knife in my truck, and I just hope to find one of those little fuckers drunk on the sidewalk, and I'm gonna cut that man bun off, start hanging him off my mirror, and collecting him like a scout. (laughing) I gotta tell, if you're wearing a man bun right now, you're just a fucking idiot. (laughing) So, okay, so then a man bun, a beard coloring, and a song, we're just gonna combine them all in one. - Or song, or I'll sing a serenading sweet card. - Maybe you should sing to you while you're coloring his beard. - I like how he started to persuade them. - I know, no, but that was like the second one, the second top. - You sing to me all the time, so no news. - No, I never sing to you. What are you talking about? - But is he ever sang to you while you're coloring his beard? (laughing) - No, that would be a new one. (laughing) - And is it just as beard or is it all body hair? Like-- - No, just as beard. Just a carpenter, what are you doing here? - Beard and mustache, no, just neck up. - Neck up? Okay, I don't have any body, look at me. (laughing) - That's true. - That's two years. I can grow this week. (laughing) - I think my son was born with more hair than that. - Yeah, that really is in October, two years. (laughing) - Oh, I've never cut the salads off. - We're in a diet. - All right, so that's the consensus, that's the winner. So Kirby gets to dye your beard, and it says any color she likes. - All right. - So-- - Would you rather that or a serenade? All right, I can do that. - I think I'm gonna dye your beard. - How long has he gotta keep that for? - He grows out, I guess, or fades out. - Oh shit, that's like another five years. - A Kool-Aid color, yeah, that's like-- - It's a commitment. - Kool-Aid wears out, right? - Maybe you should brush up on your music. (laughing) - Dang, stop yelling at me. (laughing) - We could do some won't make it fun. We'll do like a rainbow, babe. - No. - You gotta remember this now, Kirby, 'cause what if he wins another contest, and then he gets to put some on you. - I know, I knew. - I swear, Kirby, you better get out of here. - He's literally tattooed my body, I don't, it's fine. - We all tattooed our bodies. We all have the same tattoo, even eric, even cast. - That's like the most permanent thing there is, whatever punishment, man. - We all got tattoos, and we're not afraid of that stuff. (laughing) All right. - All right. - All right, Dean, thank you so much, dude, for feeding us tonight. Man, this is-- - We'll do it again soon. - So good. - We had the ribs, we had the hot dogs. - It was all delicious. - That was amazing. - Well, I hope to see our listening crowd tomorrow at Red's White's and Bruce, or Monday at Red's White's and Bruce. - Oh, yeah. - Dude, and for you guys listening out there, if you guys wanted to set up a party, or an out-law barbecue party, like I said in the my ad in the beginning, he caters divorces, weddings, get-togethers. - Gotta be gonna hold it. - All the things. - Get to separators. We got his number here. - How does one-- - 8583. - So, cure your service. Three, five, four, seven, seven, one, two. - Yep, shoot me in the next. - Yeah, hit up the deal. - I'm getting booked into 2025 already. - Oh, yeah? - So hook it up soon if you got an event. - Right on, man. Dude, thank you so much for sponsoring the show, man. These past 15 episodes have been awesome. We appreciate you, dude. - I appreciate you guys, everyone of you. - Yeah. - All right, let's play some music. (gentle music) (gentle music) ♪ You can tell you're old man ♪ ♪ You'll do some large mouth fish in another town ♪ ♪ You just got too much on your plate ♪ ♪ To bait and cast the line ♪ ♪ You can always put a rain check in his hand ♪ ♪ 'Til you keep ♪ ♪ You can keep putting off forever ♪ ♪ With that girl whose heart you hold ♪ ♪ Swearing that you'll last someday ♪ ♪ Further down the road ♪ ♪ You can always put a diamond on her hand ♪ ♪ 'Til you keep ♪ ♪ If you got a chance, take it ♪ ♪ Take it while you got a chance ♪ ♪ If you got a dream, chase it ♪ ♪ 'Cause a dream won't chase you back ♪ ♪ If you're gonna love somebody ♪ ♪ Hold 'em as long and as strong and as close as you can ♪ ♪ 'Til you can ♪ ♪ There's a box of greasy parts ♪ ♪ Sitting in the trunk of that 65 ♪ ♪ Still waiting on you and your granddad ♪ ♪ To bring you back to life ♪ ♪ You can always get around fixing up that Pontiac ♪ ♪ 'Til you keep ♪ ♪ If you got a chance, take it ♪ ♪ Take it while you got a chance ♪ ♪ If you got a dream, chase it ♪ ♪ 'Cause a dream won't chase you back ♪ ♪ If you're gonna love somebody ♪ ♪ Hold 'em as long and as strong and as close as you can ♪ ♪ 'Til you can ♪ ♪ Take that phone call from your mama ♪ ♪ And just talk away ♪ ♪ 'Cause you'll never know how bad you want her ♪ ♪ 'Til you can't someday ♪ ♪ Don't wait on tomorrow ♪ ♪ 'Cause tomorrow may not show ♪ ♪ Say you're sorry ♪ ♪ You're out of love use ♪ ♪ 'Cause man you never know ♪ ♪ If you got a chance, take it ♪ ♪ Take it while you got a chance ♪ ♪ If you got a dream, chase it ♪ ♪ 'Cause a dream won't chase you back ♪ ♪ If you're gonna love somebody ♪ ♪ Hold 'em as long and as strong and as close as you can ♪ ♪ 'Til you can't ♪ ♪ If you got a chance, take it ♪ ♪ Take it while you got a chance ♪ ♪ If you got a dream, chase it ♪ ♪ 'Cause a dream won't chase you back ♪ ♪ If you're gonna love somebody ♪ ♪ Hold 'em as long and as strong and as close as you can ♪ ♪ 'Til you can't ♪ ♪ 'Til you can't ♪ ♪ Share ♪ ♪ Thank you ♪ ♪ I got a rice cooking in the microwave ♪ ♪ Got a three day bed ♪ ♪ I don't plan to shave ♪ ♪ And it's a goofy thing ♪ ♪ But I just gotta say ♪ ♪ Hey, I'm not doin' alright ♪ ♪ Yeah, I think I'll make me some homemade soup ♪ ♪ Feelin' pretty good and that's the tool ♪ ♪ It's neither drink nor drug-induced nor ♪ ♪ I'm just doin' alright ♪ ♪ And it's a great day to be alive ♪ ♪ I know the sun's still shining ♪ ♪ When I close my eyes ♪ ♪ There's some hard times in the neighborhood ♪ ♪ But why can't every day be just as good ♪ ♪ If I lived two years since I left home ♪ ♪ Said good luck to every seed I'd saw ♪ ♪ If it my best and then I left it alone ♪ ♪ I hope they're doin' alright ♪ ♪ Now I look in the mirror and walk away soon ♪ ♪ Along with their staring back at me ♪ ♪ Long in the tooth but harmless as can be ♪ ♪ Lord, I guess he's doin' alright ♪ ♪ And it's a great day to be alive ♪ ♪ I know the sun's still shining ♪ ♪ When I close my eyes ♪ ♪ There's some hard times in the neighborhood ♪ ♪ But why can't every day be just as good ♪ ♪ Sometimes it's lonely ♪ ♪ Sometimes it's hardly me ♪ ♪ And the shadows that feel this way ♪ ♪ Sometimes I'm fallin' ♪ ♪ A desperately common howling at the moon ♪ ♪ Howling ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Well I might go get me a new tattoo ♪ ♪ Or take my old Harley for a three day cruise ♪ ♪ Might even grow me a fool man too ♪ ♪ Ah, and it's a great day to be alive ♪ ♪ I know the sun's still shining ♪ ♪ When I close my eyes ♪ ♪ There's some hard times in the neighborhood ♪ ♪ But why can't every day be just as good ♪ ♪ There's a great day to be alive ♪ ♪ I know the sun's still shining ♪ ♪ When I close my eyes ♪ ♪ There's some hard times in the neighborhood ♪ ♪ But why can't every day be just as good ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Well I've heard those city singers singing ♪ ♪ About how they can love ♪ ♪ Deeper than the oceans ♪ ♪ High than the stars above ♪ ♪ Well I come from the country ♪ ♪ And I know I ain't seen it all ♪ ♪ But I heard that ocean salty and stars ♪ ♪ There's some times fall ♪ ♪ And that was not due justice ♪ ♪ To the way I feel for you ♪ ♪ So I had to sing a song ♪ ♪ About all the things I knew ♪ ♪ My love is deeper than the heart ♪ ♪ Stronger than the river ♪ ♪ High than the pine trees ♪ ♪ Go and talk on the hill ♪ ♪ My love is purer than snowflakes ♪ ♪ That fall in late December ♪ ♪ And dawnest as a robin' ♪ ♪ On the springtime window sill ♪ ♪ And longer than the song of a brewery ♪ ♪ ♪ From the back roads to the Broadway shows ♪ ♪ With a million miles between ♪ ♪ There's at least a million love songs ♪ ♪ That people love to sing ♪ ♪ And everyone is different ♪ ♪ And everyone's the same ♪ ♪ And this is just another way ♪ ♪ Of saying the same thing ♪ ♪ My love is deeper than the heart ♪ ♪ Stronger than the river ♪ ♪ High than the pine trees ♪ ♪ Grow and talk on the hill ♪ ♪ My love is purer than the snowflakes ♪ ♪ That fall in late December ♪ ♪ And dawnest as a robin' ♪ ♪ On the springtime window sill ♪ ♪ And longer than the song of a brewery ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ My love is deeper than the heart ♪ ♪ Stronger than the river ♪ ♪ High than the pine trees ♪ ♪ Grow and talk on the hill ♪ ♪ My love is purer than the snowflakes ♪ ♪ That fall in late December ♪ ♪ And dawnest as a robin' ♪ ♪ On the springtime window sill ♪ ♪ And longer than the song of a brewery ♪ ♪ ♪ I wish I would ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ - Oh man, what a great song, longer than the song of a whooper will. - I love Randy Travis, he would be at the, my short list for King of Country, one of them. - Randy Travis? - Yeah. - All right, so we're back. Man, we were just hanging out with Dean, outlaw barbecue guy, I love that guy. That was so good, dude. And then we also, now we have another guest. - I know, I'm going into segment two, very full. - We have a new, I know I'm full. (laughing) We have a new guest, y'all. - Yes. - It's the keyboard player and lead guitar player for a band called Dirty Confetti. We got Ian Ross with us hanging out. - No relation. - No relation. - Maybe who knows. - Well, that's Rachel. - Yeah, maybe who knows. - How's it going, man? - It's going well, it's going well. (laughing) - All right, so we've got, oh man, Ramona Family Naturals. They're hanging out with us right now. They're listening. - Oh, somewhere. - Yeah, she's out there. - Ramona has a new sponsor. - We have a new sponsor. - Oh. - Ramona Family Naturals. - Victoria. - Big thank you, big thank you. - Big shoutout. - Thank you, Miss Bradley. - Yes. (laughing) Look at her. Oh, that was magic. - Yeah. - How do we do that one? - We have every time, every time we mention her name. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. She'll get a kick out of it. - That's appropriate, because you know what that reminds me of? I don't know why, but the game show, "Supermarket Sweep." - Yeah. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, we'll do it live. Let's hear that one. It's going toward you. - No, we'll do it live. - Okay. - Do it live. I can go and write it and we'll do it live. - Fucking thing sucks. - This thing sucks. - Nah, I love that part. - Man, dude. All right, so Ian is the lead guitar and keyboard player for my band, Durr Confetti. - Yes, sir. - We always joke around where we're on stage when we mess something up. - But do it live, do it live. (laughing) - We're classing together at this point. - Dude, man, good hanging out with you, dude. - Yeah, always. - Always. - So, you know the thing here, we always talk about who you might think the king of country might be. - I'm always talkin' about it. - And it's not George Strait. - Yeah, it's always somebody like that. - It's always somebody like George Strait. - What's your influence, man? - Well, so I love a lot of country guys, a lot of guys, a lot of people know, but I'm a younger guy, so I get that generation of Spotify always auto-recommending you stuff, and I'm obsessed with this guy called Nat Stucky. Nat Stucky is a, you know, kind of contemporary of a lot of other guys, but sounds a lot like Waylon, very similar, but-- - Is it new? - No, no, no, no, no, like 70s, not a lot of people know him, but he has these just silly ass little songs. - Yeah, very fun. - He's from the 70s? - Yeah, they're like late, same people. - People have a house about Sunday. - Yeah, that's Nat Stucky. He sounds very similar to Waylon. - Oh dude, that sounds killer. - Killer, but, Nat's hilarious. He has some songs, he has some really, he, I feel like got kind of a cult popularity from that kind of, you know, people go into country, old country music, and there's a lot of stuff about, you know, I cheated on my baby, I was hangin' out with a woman at the bar, and he has a really funny one about being at a bar. - Being at a bar. - He doesn't recognize the time, but I really dig guys like that, that were really competing, but they never quite got there, 'cause there's some dudes that are like, I'm just gonna go for the whole Waylon thing, and they try being Waylon completely, and it's like you just sound like Waylon, but there's other guys that are like, wow, you are trying to sound like somebody, but you're clearly yourself, and he's kind of one of, I love Nat. My buddy and I just are obsessed, there's a couple albums that are hilarious, but he has one about going to it, he's headin' on the way home, meets a girl at a bar, and he ends up talkin' to our officer, drink, she's cryin', and he's like, I got cut up there 'til four in the morning, and he realized I hadn't called my wife. And he's givin' you a way out of that situation, and in the song, he's like, here's what I told her in an effort to save my life, and he goes, don't pay the ransom honey I've escaped, considering what I've been through, I'm in good shape, and my wrists and ankles are a little sore from the tape, how do you don't pay the ransom honey? But stuff like that, I've been, you know, popular guys that really did, I love Albert Lee, but it's always these weirdos of those-- - Albert Lee? - Oh yeah, from heads, hands, and feet. Oh, it was good. Emmy Lou Harris, all those guys. - Dang, dude. - British, weirdo. - Man, you said you were young, I don't wanna ask how old you are, but maybe, I don't know, how old are you? - He's 78 years old. - No, I'm 22 years old. - He's 78. - No, no. - 22 wholesome years. - 22 whole years, man, and you know a lot of good old country music. - Oh yeah, when I was about 15, I heard, oh shit, who is it? Chris Lidue? - No. (laughter) - The guy from The Birds, oh my goodness gracious, the Flying Burrito Brothers, I heard the Flying Burrito Brothers I was like, what did they say? - The Burritos. - I thought that was David O'Kill, wasn't that David O'Kill? - But he's writing about that band, that's what he's saying. - I heard those. - Yeah, the Flying Burrito Brothers. - The flying Burrito Brothers. - Outy, yeah. - Yeah, pal, upon your ass. - Yeah, so that was the whole thing. - That one, okay. - Higher than birds. - 'Cause you were an LA country band, it had a bunch of classic guys, but it had a-- - Roger McGwin had a 12 string guitar. (laughter) - It was like, nothing out of a fruit. - Yeah, no, but I heard those guys when I was really young, and it warped my brain very heavily, and I got kinda, I'm like, wait, these guys are from LA, this sounds like Texas kinda country music, Flying Burrito Brothers, and I was like, oh shoot, I'm gonna start doing stuff like that, 'cause that sounds pretty good. And I mentioned that to a couple of my friends, another 20, 22-year-olds, and they were like, mind-blowing, they're like, who are these guys? And they started going down the rabbit hole, and now I have a whole friend group, they're rides like Harleys and stuff, and they're like, man, I love (laughter) - Flying Burrito Brothers, yeah, brother. - I'm like, how are you? (laughter) - Yeah, brother. - Yeah, yeah, brother. - Literally, it's hilarious, yeah. (laughter) 'Cause it was like, these kids are like, I wanna ride motorcycles. I'm like, hey, have you ever heard of this band? And they're like, nah, I haven't. And then word spreads. And they're like, man, you ever heard of this band? I'm like, yeah, I told you about it. - I told you about it. - I told you about it. - And they're like, that's all listened to on my bike, man. - That's the one that told you about that. (laughter) - That's great. And they're so nice, they're not like, hey, I know this band, you don't, they're like, man, thank you so much. I love it. Hey, do you know anybody else who's older that likes riding? - Yeah, I don't know what it is. (laughter) - I'm like, do you know, do they know this song? I'm like, no, only us, no, yeah. - No, I don't know that guy. - It's a secret. - Yeah. (laughter) - We're army's here, we're hungry. - Nah, dude, what are you drinking? Do you need any whiskey? - Well, I got Yukon Jack that I brought. - You brought some Yukon? - Yes, sir. - What? - I brought it for a good friend. - You want a cup with some ice? - Sure, a couple of ice croutons. - I do have a question for Ian. Your dad is a musician too, so did you always grow up around, a very good musician? Did you always grow up around music? Like, was that something that was always a part of your life? - I grew up, I grew up around him and he was, he was a great dad in the sense he was, he was like, I'm very involved in me. Well, okay, here, let me start over. He moved here, I believe 94-ish. And, yeah, from the UK. So he was really into programming computers when he was like, like 18, 19 and like 77, 78. So that's like Commodore 64, like games. He'd make like Asteroid games and stuff, yeah. But through that, yeah, exactly. But he went on in his college to be like, I want to do control engineering, so back on control engineering was pretty simple, in my opinion. Well, compared to now, it's an insane degree to get, but it was like programming, all that shit. So, you know, you get a degree, control engineering, you're pretty much set. I can go computers, manufacturing, whatever. - He was in England and the guy he was working for at the time from what he's explained to me and was like, hey man, we like it, you're great. We have an internship over in California, if you're interested in like 93, 94. And he went, yes please. And he flew over here, got a truck, got an apartment. Again, that was the blooming of the computer industry. So he was fine from there, hopped on, whatever, but he's always been a music guy. But he, in his mind, was like, I'm not good now. He's a freak, by the way. And anybody listening to my dad, Andrew Ross is a freak. - Wicked, so good. - So good. - Also, no relation. - He's a badass. - What are you doing? - Team. - Team. - Team. - Team. - No, I mean, sometimes Ian can't make our shows, so we get, we get, we get Andy. - Yeah, he's a freak, he's. - He loves it, he's always asked. But he moved here and then eventually gotten Ramona, he met Jim Soldie before John owned the music store. He knew Jim. And I believe he was a lady before Jim owned it. Either after Jim or before Jim, I don't want to get any mystery information out there. But what I heard is he was involved in that, loved music, met people in the music store. He started doing "Amen Brothers" covers, and there's some great stuff of him in the late '90s doing "Amen Brothers" stuff that's just like unbelievable. He's got all the parts down with Jim, they're doing the same harmonies they're doing on the record. It's unbelievable. - Yeah. - And I didn't know anything about that. My dad was growing up, he was like, "Hey, if you don't want to do music, you don't want to do music." I do music, whatever, you know, "Hey, we're having," he would tell me he was like a five-year-old child, "Am I having band practice? "My friend Michael and David and Marcus are coming over? "I don't know if you know them." I'm like, "I'm five, I don't know anybody." But, you know, he's like, "Is it okay?" I don't know, but he would have people over, he's like, "Yeah, it's fine." And I was very not involved in that, but I thought it was cool. And he was very not like, "You need to play." He was very, "You don't need to play." But I had like electric, like the Yamaha keyboard in my room, which I was like, "That's really cool." I had a quick side tangent. I remember one night at Yamaha keyboard, I had like preset songs, and I don't know if you know a song, "Killing Me Softly." - Yeah. - "Killing Me Softly" with his other-- - By the Fuji's? - Yeah, no, not by the Fuji's. I mean, it's but the original is not original. (all laughing) - But it had-- - The one people know. - Yeah, the one people know. But it had a preset on the keyboard that was like you hit play, and it would play a song, and it was that song by the Fuji's. And I remember one night, being very young, and it would not stop playing. And my dad was already asleep, and it was like eight o'clock, and eight o'clock until like eight in the morning, this song, "Killing Me Soft," a midi version on piano by that band. I cannot listen to that song ever since it happened. - One time, one time. - Yeah, I do it our next gig of her doing "Killing Me Soft." - Oh my, good luck finding some other. - No, but he showed me all that piano, and I was like, "This is really cool." I was a little kid in like second grade. I started getting lessons, and then from there, it was like, "Oh, this is cool." I hated it 'til sixth grade. Then it was like, my piano teacher's like, "You hate piano, it's pretty clear." Deep Purple, you ever heard of them? Like, "No." She's like, "You should check out organ." I listened to organ, and then that kind of was like, "All right, I got some playing keys, this is really cool." - That's long-winded bullshit, but it kind of gets the deep, that's crazy. (laughing) - Well shit, let's listen to some music. What do you want to hear in? - Sure. - How 'bout the playing burritos? - Oh yeah, flying burritos. - Yeah, I do it. - Yeah, let's do that, we're flying burritos, anything? - I'm David Allen Cole. (laughing) - Oh my goodness, yes. (upbeat music) ♪ You made me ♪ ♪ Sweet and nice ♪ ♪ But that won't keep you warm at night ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm the one who showed you how ♪ ♪ To do the things you're doing now ♪ ♪ He made you feel all your charms ♪ ♪ He may hold you in his arms ♪ ♪ But I'm the one who let you in ♪ ♪ I was right beside you there ♪ ♪ Once upon a time ♪ ♪ You let me feel you deep inside ♪ ♪ There nobody knew ♪ ♪ Nobody saw ♪ ♪ Do you remember the way you cried ♪ ♪ I'm your toy ♪ ♪ I'm your old boy ♪ ♪ But I don't want no one but you to love me ♪ ♪ Now I wouldn't lie ♪ ♪ You know I'm not that kind of guy ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Once upon a time ♪ ♪ You let me feel you deep inside ♪ ♪ And nobody knew ♪ ♪ Nobody saw ♪ ♪ Do you remember the way you cried ♪ ♪ I'm your toy ♪ ♪ I'm your old boy ♪ ♪ But I don't want no one but you to love me ♪ ♪ Now I wouldn't lie ♪ ♪ You know I'm not that kind of guy ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Last night I stopped off for a beer ♪ ♪ I'm on my way home ♪ ♪ And I saw this broken heart and sweet bank ♪ ♪ Tryin' all alone ♪ ♪ My tender heart was deeply touched ♪ ♪ At the sight of a woman's tears ♪ ♪ So I said, hi there's a pull-up chair ♪ ♪ And I ordered us a couple of beers ♪ ♪ We must have drunk to gather the broom ♪ ♪ When I looked at my watch it was half past two ♪ ♪ And I suddenly realized I hadn't even come to watch ♪ ♪ And knowing what would happen to me when I got home ♪ ♪ I nearly broke my neck getting too full ♪ ♪ And here's what I told her and I never received my life ♪ ♪ Don't pay the rights and money I'm escaped ♪ ♪ Consider it what I've been through ♪ ♪ I'm in good shape ♪ ♪ Well the rest of the ankles are a little sore from the tape ♪ ♪ But don't pay the rights and money I've escaped ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Now if you get tied up somewhere tonight ♪ ♪ On your way home in a poker game ♪ ♪ With a good-looking name and it slips your mind full ♪ ♪ Don't blow your cool-like crazy fool ♪ ♪ And tell you woman where you've been ♪ ♪ Your situation requires a night donation ♪ ♪ And I've got a suggestion my friend ♪ ♪ Tell her I don't pay the rights and money I'm escaped ♪ ♪ Consider it what I've been through ♪ ♪ I'm in good shape ♪ ♪ Oh the rest of the ankles are a little sore from the tape ♪ ♪ But don't pay the rights and money I've escaped ♪ ♪ No don't pay the rights and money I've escaped ♪ - All right, we're back. - Indeed we are. - That was a good song, dude, that was a good request. - Thank you, you played the two I was thinking about. - Yeah, that's what we do, bro. - You name it, we play it. - That's what we do. - You name it, we play it. We always bring our guests on. We always ask what songs you wanna hear and then we listen to them and we enjoy them. We love them. - That reminds me of this song, kind of similar style of song by Jerry Reed. She got the gold mine, I got the chef. - Yeah, there is a good song, dude. - Jerry on that first album when he was just doing nylon string stuff, he has a really cool one about talking about his lady and he did the same thing. He was very much like, you got your eye on your woman. What are you messing with? He's like, you're threatening the guy looking at his woman. It's a very Jerry Reed talk. - She got the gold mine, I got the chef. - It was the reason it's called Outlaw Country. It's like these guys have gone to jail for this very thing they're singing about. - I know, we talked about going to jail last episode. - I don't know, Ian, you ever been to jail? - I've gotten close, I've gotten close. - Have you ever been handcuffed? - No. - Okay, me either. - I got out of it. - You're still very young though. - Yeah, I crashed a car and ran home and then the police, the sheriff's, no, no, no, no, so it was-- - Oh, this I know what you're talking about. - Yeah, so we got, I got, hey, stay at home. We need to ask you about stuff you stay at home. And I was like, that's weird. Usually you should go back to the scene. All right, I don't stay here. - Never showed up, again, legally. - Nothing happened, I was very so-- - Man, but I remember when you messaged me, I was like, holy shit. - Yes, so you, okay, we got an accident, you ran home. Then you called and said I was in an accident and they said stay at the house. - So what happened is I freaked out, I hit my head pretty hard. - Okay. - I was so out of it from the concussion that I was like, oh, I'd be easier to walk home. That's the God's honesty, I hit my head so gosh darn hard that I was like, I was so out of it. I was out of it for about three days. I was like, oh, my house is close. And it's been, at that point, it probably been like a minute and a half. But in my mind, I'm like, it's been like five minutes, I gotta go home. So I ran home. - Right at that point, Sheriff's Department, all those guests showed up. - And they were like, who did this? My parents showed up and they were, I guess, our car, whatever, and they told me stay home. And the, so because of the car was still in the road, technically. And again, this was an accident. I wasn't being a fool, this, I've never had this happen before. It was a complete mistake. - It was raining. It was super foggy. I had about a foot of visibility. I looked down for my phone and cracked my head off the thing and was super concussed. - So ran home, whatever. Because it was in the road, it was not a Sheriff's Department issue. Had it been a Sheriff's Department issue, Ramona would have been like, - We got you, boy. Here come a day. - You know, they were going down. - They were going down. (laughing) - But because it was in the road, it was a CHP thing. So CHP came and they were like, ah, tell them to stay home, you know. But because the Ramona office is very clogged, they don't have too many people. (speaking in foreign language) The guy was just very much like, I just want an instant report. I want to get this over. I don't think you were drunk, you're fine, whatever, I wasn't. And I get a call from him, but I'm still banged up, so I'm paranoid. And he goes, "Hey man, yeah, "we'd love to have a conversation with you, "just kind of get a report." And I go, "Can we do this over the phone?" And he's like, "No, dude, I need your license. "What are you talking about?" And I'm like, "Oh, okay." So in my mind, I'm like, "I gotta dress good." But again, I cracked my head. I'm out of it. I'm wearing a striped, like, turtleneck t-shirt with denim flares. And he shows up and I'm waving at him and he gets out of the car and he's thoroughly unimpressed. He's like, "Dude, I just need a report. "Can you, I don't care what you're doing, just please. "Tell me what was happening." So I'm like, "Oh, blah, blah, blah, this street, "you know, blah, blah, I tell him everything." And he just left. He was like, "Good. "Is it hard or cool?" "Is it hard or cool?" "Stamp, stamp, there you go." His attitude was like, "You have kept me on the line "for five days. "I've wanted to get this over with "and you're the one who's keeping it problematic." And I was all out of it. I'm like, "I'm so sorry, man." He's like, "You're good. "I hope you learned your lesson. "Just, you know, we know you now." I'm like, "All right." "Dang, you're on my radar." "Never been in jail, huh?" "No." "So I'm the only one." "Some of them." "Yeah, man." (laughing) I've been there a couple times. "I've never even been close to going to jail." "I've never been in my life." "Oh, my birthday, though, I was walking down the street, "walking down the back alleys of Ramona with my friends. "I was freshly 21." "Nobody carved me." So it's like, I didn't get a free drink. I didn't get it. "We drank creme de manth at the turkey inn." "Cause there's a billy coddly bit about," he goes, "Oh, I'll have a pipe, "whatever, the poop drinks, "and the poop drinks creme de manth." "So he gets a pint of creme de manth." And then him and he's like, "Oh, it's green. "We are throwing up green everywhere." So I was like, "That's funny, my buddy's not." And we asked the lady at Turkey, "Hey, do you have any creme de manth?" And she's like, "Creme de manth." And she's looking around and there's a bottle with dust. It's like thick dust, like that brown dust. It's like, nobody has opened this in years. We're gonna give you free shots. We don't want it. You finish it, so me and my buddy's got two hands of shots. We're just having a good time and we're walking down the back alleys and we're just jumping off fences, kicking stuff. And we're by, we're packards used to be the new coffee place and we kick a fence. We jump off the fence for all like throwing shit. It's just been weird. There's this cop with like a patrol, like a big patrol vehicle. And he sees us kick something and it's loud. And we pause 'cause we see him. It's all quiet and he goes, "No shenanigans, boys, okay." (laughing) And we look at him and we go, we go, we go, "Yes, sir, no more shenanigans. "Understood, we're sorry, sir." And he goes, "All right, I'll keep an eye out for you." And we're like, "Oh my God, we gotta go home right now." - Ian has the best accent when he's telling a story. - Oh, actually that'd be kind of funny because your dad's from the UK. - Oh yeah, yeah, he's the closest, I think, to colonial English as you'll get. 'Cause he's been here for like 20 something years but he's from Northern England which is already like a hodgepodge accent of sorts. But he's been here for 20 years. So I try to do his accent and it's like, "Oh, hi, ho, ho, hi, what you doing, son?" But it's not for a year now. It's this bizarre, nobody could replicate it. I'll talk to English people and I'm like, "What does my dad's accent sound like?" And they're like, "We have no idea. We've never heard anything like this." - He's the equivalent of Creole in the US. - Yeah, precisely, it's his ancient English, yeah. - Did you guys ever go to sixth grade camp when you were in school? - Oh my goodness, yes. - So I went to the accent made me think of this. I went to sixth grade camp and like, each group of kids gets assigned a counselor or whatever. And our guy, his name was Pierre and he was probably 50 years old. We're in sixth grade. He was a very nice man, but Pierre would randomly go in and out of accents, like all sorts of accents. And he's like, "I've lived all over the world. I can't control it. I just, sometimes I just talk, talk how I talk." And I can't do anything about it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then he would talk totally normal and then go into some other accent, just like it was so random. - My nana was a very, very, very Scottish lady and she was the kind of like, "Oh, hi, kind of Scottish lady." And she, apparently with coach, she had friends in like Argentina and stuff. My dad would tell me she'd be on the phone with her friends in Argentina and she'd be like, "Okay, I, yeah, so he's so nice down here. It's so beautiful." And my dad would be like, "What are you doing? You sound like kind of racing, like this isn't right." And she said, "I can't help it. I can't help it. I love it so much. I want to talk like that." And I never believed that. And then I went to Scotland and sure enough, after a week, I'd be like, "Oh, what do you think about this, Pierre?" I'd go, "Oh, it's so good. I kind of believe that." And I'm like, "Oh, it sounds like an idiot." You're like, "No, you're so good. You're so great." They're so polite about it. It's so funny. That is funny. That is hilarious. Hey, let's play a couple songs. And we come back. You want to take on Kirby and name that tune? Yeah. You sure? Oh, Kirby? All three of us, yeah, I'm sure. So now we've got to think of a consequence or reward. All right, well, we've got a few minutes to think about it. All right, let's play some music. Be careful, and you might have to say your name is Key of E. (upbeat music) ♪ Hey, pretty baby, all you're headed for me ♪ ♪ Yeah, you good or I can daddy down from Tennessee ♪ ♪ I'm just that off about the sand ♪ ♪ I told you to read it a little blasting ♪ ♪ In the bird dog, girl ♪ ♪ That's me travelin' behind the sound of town ♪ ♪ I'm gonna know a little bit you're gonna shit me down ♪ ♪ 'Cause me and my boys got this rig of brown ♪ ♪ And we'll come about the miles ♪ ♪ But get to our tracks ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Do the mirror have around my hometown ♪ ♪ I ain't gonna kinda just hang around ♪ ♪ But I heard some callin' name one day ♪ ♪ And a bottle of that boy's that lost ♪ ♪ Now we, everybody told me it can't get far ♪ ♪ On $37 in a chapter time ♪ ♪ Now it's movin' into Texas with a hammer down ♪ ♪ And a rockin' little colorful guitar down ♪ ♪ Hey, pretty baby, don't you know it ain't my fault ♪ ♪ I hear the steel belt comin' on a asphalt ♪ ♪ Wake up in the middle of the night ♪ ♪ And the truck stops the mold in a restaurant ♪ ♪ I wonder why I don't stop ♪ ♪ Well, I gotta keep rockin' while I still pan ♪ ♪ Got a two-pack habit and a motel tan ♪ ♪ When my boots hit the board, I'm a brand new man ♪ ♪ With my back to the risin' to make my stand ♪ ♪ Hey, pretty baby, won't you hold me tight ♪ ♪ I'm blowin' up and rollin' outta here tonight ♪ ♪ Well, one of these days I'm gonna settle down ♪ ♪ And I'll check you back with me to the guitar dance ♪ (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) ♪ I'm takin' a trip out to LA ♪ ♪ Two of 'em along in my Chevrolet ♪ ♪ Tokin' on the number and diggin' on the radio ♪ ♪ Just as I cross the Mississippi line ♪ ♪ I heard that highway start to wind ♪ ♪ And I knew that left rear tire was about to go ♪ ♪ Well, the spare was flat and I got up tight ♪ ♪ 'Cause there wasn't a filling station in sight ♪ ♪ So I just went and thrown down the shoulder on the rim ♪ ♪ I went as far as I could and woulda stopped the car ♪ ♪ It was right in front of this little bar ♪ ♪ Kind of a redneck lookin' joint called the doo drop in ♪ ♪ Well, I stuffed my hair up under my hat ♪ ♪ Told the bartender that I had a flat with ♪ ♪ He'd be kind enough to give me change for a one ♪ ♪ Well, there was one thing I was sure proud to see ♪ ♪ There wasn't a soul in the place ♪ ♪ Except for him and me and he just looked ♪ ♪ Distested on it toward the telephone ♪ ♪ I called up a station down the road aways ♪ ♪ And he said he wasn't very busy today ♪ ♪ And he could have somebody there ♪ ♪ In just about ten minutes or so ♪ ♪ He said, "Now, you just stay right where you're at." ♪ ♪ And I didn't bother to tell the darn fool ♪ ♪ That I sure as hell didn't have any place else to go ♪ ♪ I just ordered up a beer and sat down at the bar ♪ ♪ Went some guy walked in and said, "Who owns this car ♪ ♪ With the peace sign, the mag wheels, and four on the floor?" ♪ ♪ Well, he looked at me and I damn near died ♪ ♪ And I decided that I'd just wait outside ♪ ♪ So I laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door ♪ ♪ Just when I thought I'd get out of there with my skin ♪ ♪ These five big dudes come scrolling in ♪ ♪ With this one old drunk chick or some fellow with green tea ♪ ♪ And I was almost to the door when the biggest one ♪ ♪ Said you tip your hat to this lady's son ♪ ♪ And when I did all that hair and fell out from underneath ♪ ♪ Now the last thing I wanted was to get in the fight ♪ ♪ And Jackson, Mississippi on a Saturday night ♪ ♪ Especially when there was three of them and only one of me ♪ ♪ But they all started laughing and I felt kind of sick ♪ ♪ And I knew I'd better think of something pretty quick ♪ ♪ So I just reached out and kicked old green teeth right underneath ♪ ♪ So he let out a yell but it'd curl your hair ♪ ♪ But before he could move I'd grab me a chair ♪ ♪ And said watch him vote 'cause he's a thoroughly dangerous man ♪ ♪ Well you may not know it but this man's a spy ♪ ♪ He's an undercover agent for the FBI ♪ ♪ He's been sent out here to infiltrate the Gue Club's plan ♪ ♪ He was still been over holding on to his knee ♪ ♪ But everybody else was looking and listening to me ♪ ♪ And I laid it on thicker and heavier as I went ♪ ♪ I said would you believe this man is going as far ♪ ♪ Staring wall of stickers off the bumpers of cars ♪ ♪ And he voted for George McGovern for president ♪ ♪ Well he's a friend of them long hair to hit the tight pickle bags ♪ ♪ I bet you he's even got a common flag ♪ ♪ Tacked up on the wall inside of his garage ♪ ♪ He's a snake in the grass I'll tell you guys ♪ ♪ He may look numb but that's just disguise ♪ ♪ 'Cause he's a mastermind in the ways of espionage ♪ ♪ They all started looking real suspicious at him ♪ ♪ And he jumped up and said, "Now just wait a minute Jim, you know he's lying." ♪ ♪ I've been living here all of my life ♪ ♪ I'm a faithful follower of brother John Birch ♪ ♪ And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church ♪ ♪ And I ain't even got a garage you can call home and ask my wife ♪ ♪ Then he started saying something about the way I was dressed ♪ ♪ But I didn't went around to hear the rest ♪ ♪ I was too busy moving and hoping I didn't run out of luck ♪ ♪ When I hit the ground I was making tracks ♪ ♪ And they were just taking my car down off the jack ♪ ♪ So I threw them in a 20 and jumped in and fired that mother ♪ ♪ Mario and Freddy were sure been proud of the way I was moving ♪ ♪ When I passed that crowd coming out the door ♪ ♪ And headed toward me in a truck ♪ ♪ And I guess I should have gone ahead and run ♪ ♪ But sometimes I just couldn't resist the fun of chasing them all ♪ ♪ Just once around the parking lot ♪ ♪ Well they're headed for their car ♪ ♪ But I hit the gas and spun around and headed them all ♪ ♪ With the pass I was slinging gravel ♪ ♪ And putting a ton of dust in there ♪ ♪ I had 'em all out there stepping and fetching like their heads were on fire ♪ ♪ And their asses was catching ♪ ♪ But I figured I'd better go ahead and split before the cops got there ♪ ♪ When I hit the road I was really wheelin' and headed gravel flying ♪ ♪ Rubber-squealin' and I didn't slow down ♪ ♪ But I was almost the Arkansas ♪ ♪ Well I think I'm gonna reroute my trail ♪ ♪ But I wonder if anybody think I flipped ♪ ♪ If I went to L.A. by Omaha ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Bon Bon ♪ Man, that was Charlie Daniels. What? On Easy Rider? On Easy Rider, yeah. Yeah, on Easy Rider. That's a good song, dude. Good song. The dude drop in. The dude drop in. [LAUGHTER] All right, we got time. We played our cards right this time. We could do a good run of name that too. Well, we got Ian Ross here with us. You do. Sweet curbs and me, Travis Billy Ross. Am I keeping score? I believe so. Sure. Ian keeps score, so curbs. She's the only almost one in the room. That's true, yeah. But she always wins, though, somehow. All right, so how does this work? So he plays a song. And if you're going to guess, you can either guess the artist or you can guess the name of the song. Most importantly, though, you have to guess. You have to say your name to Bethane. You have to say your name first. Okay. So last song that comes on, I'm Travis. Mike. So we played Amarillo by morning. You can't yell out Amarillo. Yeah, you're going to say, boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Are we ready? Let's do it live. Always. I'm going to lose. All right. All right. Ian. James Brown. No, there's no way. That's the intro music to the show. All right. So we have to pick our genre. All right. What do we want? Say '70s. Yeah. I mean, yeah. All right. So we're going to go '70s country. Yeah. '70s country. All right. Real quick. It's actually two parts. You have the artist and you have the name of the song. So you get five, if you guess the first part, you get five seconds to guess the other part. Otherwise, it's open to all. We can steal. And if you want to get it, you have to say your name. I mean, if you say the artist, but you can't think of the song or vice versa, you will still get one point. Okay. But after five seconds, it goes back. Right. All right. Everyone can have it. Yes, sir. All right. Oh, man. Wait. What's... David Allen. Travis. Go ahead. David Allen. Go. Oh, hold on. Here we go. See. Come on. It is David Allen's title. Five seconds for the name. This is the song. God. Six, what is this? Anybody else? Five seconds for the name. Go ahead. My long hair just don't cover up my redneck. Loud mouth in the corners. She made the title a lot longer than it really is. It's just long hair redneck. Long hair redneck. But she got it in. We got one each trap. All right. She got it in there. All right. Ready for the next one? Ready. Here we go. We're going through my partner, soul partner, Mr. Duckstown. Better known the third Douglas quintet. Ooh. From San Antonio. Got it. Wherever you are, brother. Come on. I know the third Douglas very well. I got a mute out there. Wait. Oh, Kirby. Go ahead. Wait today's and wait's tonight. Oh, come on. Who is it? I don't know. [laughter] Oh. Ian, blank and the third Douglas quintet. [buzzer] Yeah, all right. Travis? I think I know. Can I try it? Is it Charlie Pride? It is not. Oh, that's what I see. Freddie Fender. Freddie Fender, okay. I won't give myself a point on that because it's at it. All right. Okay. Here we go. You ready for the next one? Yes, sir. Kirby. Go ahead. Delta Don, Tanya Tucker. Tanya Tucker. I thought we were doing 70s. I thought you were doing 70s. It is 70s. He met with that song when she was like 13. That was like her first big hit. Yeah. That's Tanya Tucker? Yeah. No, she was like the Lee and Rhymes of when Lee and Rhymes came out with Blue and she was like 13. Wow, that's crazy. That's a couple of ladies from that era with the same thing. All right. Ready for the next one? Yes. All right. Do you like this song? I know. It's a good song. They played it at Joseph's today. Good day. Yeah. All right. Here we go. Let's go. It's got to go. It's all running. Travis. Go ahead. Conway Twitty. I knew it wasn't Conway Twitty. Anybody else? I have an idea. You're going to kick yourself. I am going to kick myself. Oh, wait. I think I know what it is. Travis. Go ahead. You get five seconds for the title, you know? Hold up. Two seconds here. All right. Let's open it to anybody. I have an idea. No. Nothing. The roots of my raising. Oh, man. I just said it. We just got it. I said, wait. I feel like it's got ripped off. I got one point though. I said, I said, no. I did. It's zero to three to two. All right. We're ready. That's me. I love that mix. I like that. That sounds good. I don't know who it is. Even Kiel Stereo. Oh, that's so good. You guys are going to kill yourself. He stood on the ground. Oh, Johnny Cash. Oh, Johnny Cash. Travis? No, I can do it. He said Johnny Cash. No, no, no, no. We're playing by the rules, brother. He said the rules. All right. What's the name of the song? He was the kind of a man. Oh. Ian. Kind of a man. Yeah. I love him. Yeah. I love him. Thank you. Yeah. All right. You got one, baby. All right. It's called a thing called love. I think called love. Beautiful. Oh, I know this song. I know this song too. Damn it. I came here because I knew I'd be welcome. He says, "Can you hear like that?" All right. I thought I knew it. I know. You got five more seconds here. Anybody? No. Travis. Go ahead. Whaling Jennings. Yes. There you go. It is Charlie Pride. You don't know the name of the song? No. I don't know the name of the song. I just know the voices. A shoulder to cry. All right. All right. You got four, baby. I got three. Wow. All right. You guys ready for the next one? Yeah. Ready. Travis. Go ahead. Whaling Jennings. Yes. I'll give it to you. That's why I'm Jennings. And he's also willing to know some correct. So that's two, right? Don't let your babies grow up. Be cowboys. I'm gonna do that. All right. Please don't know the song. I got two there, sweet curbs. Make sure you mark it down. All right. We're ready. Travis. Oh, my God. Oh, man. Oh, man. You better say it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. You better say it. Don't worry about it. Joly. So here's a fun fact. If you speed this record up, the 45 up to 33 and a third, it's perfectly in the tune of a male singing voice. And it fully sounds like a male cowboy singing about his lover. And it really is upset that Jolyne stole it from him. I seriously recommend listening to Jolyne in 33 and 33. We're gonna bring that up. We're gonna do that myself. It's so great. We're gonna try that one. We're gonna try that one. Yeah, for sure. All right. You guys ready? All right. Next. Oh, hold on. Ooh. Ooh. Moving on. Ooh. Travis. Travis. Go ahead. Come on. The gambler guy fucking. Burronic chino. Kenny Rogers. There you go. You're five seconds. Fine time to leave me Lucille. She said Lucille. Maybe I saw Lucille. Yep. I'm going with the gambler guy. Because the Burronic casino guy. Rogers roasters. I know where it is. The guy that's everywhere. All right. We've got time for about two more. All right. All right. Here we go. Kirby. Go ahead. That was a beautiful girl in the world. Good. I don't know who sings it though. Maybe probably. Crying. Crying. Crying. Crying. I know the song. That too. I'm going to give about five more seconds. It's all single. Cool. Since we don't know her. Oh. I know that boy so well. Three, two, who know? It's Charlie Pride. Charlie Pride. God dang it. I was going to say Charlie's something. You know me? I'd say Charlie Pride. All right. Last song. You guys ready? Here we go. Kirby. Go ahead. When will I be loved? Good. I have no idea who sings it. It's not Tanya Tucker is it? Who the hell is this? I give about five. McBride. Five seconds. No. That's Martina McBride but it's not. No. Danny McBride. Who is it? Three, two, one. Linda Ronstand. Linda Ronstand. Do we have time for one more? Travis and I are tied. Seven to seven. You better get out of here sweet curves. How are you doing? Keep on track of that. I got time for one more. Yeah. One more. I'm not going to play games. I'm literally just going to hit the next song. You ready? Here we go. Here we go. Travis. Go ahead. I thought it was set him up Joe but it's not. It's Kirby. Go ahead. The Red Island coal miners daughter. Good. Good. Good. Thank you so much. This was too amazing. Another victory. I've heard my bell. Well, I guess I've already got a dime. You're going to die my beard apparently. Yeah, we never did come up with a punishment. No, we're dying your beard and then maybe something else because I won again. I'll get back to you. How about the fact that you have only at a 15 shows? I've won like twice. The guy who runs this show. I will say. The person I would have won a play with again, John Hancock and Michael Dean Goodrich. They were very good. They knew some good music. Yeah, they know it more than anybody. We're out of time my friends say goodbye. All right, you guys. We love you. God bless you guys. Happy Sunday. Have a great Monday. We'll see you guys. Drive safe. Take care. God bless you. [MUSIC] I've seen her fingers bleed to complain there was no need. She had small and mommy's understanding way. In the summertime we didn't have shoes to wear. But in the wintertime we'd all get a brand new plan. From a mail order catalog, a money made from selling a haul. That he always managed to get the money somewhere. Yeah, I'm proud to be a cop.