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FULL SHOW: Unattractive Benefits!

When were you sent to the principal's office? What did you do? We talk about the car line, and it gets heated! When did you watch too much of something and you feel like you're living in that movie or show? When were you one and done with something? They say there are benefits to being unattractive ... Do you agree?

Duration:: 1h 44m
Broadcast on:: 13 Aug 2024
Audio Format:: mp3

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Heat index is going to make it feel like it's 104. 104, this morning already, 77. Now, the Johnny's house entertainment news, with Ray. We have to say congratulations to Jelly Roll. He's doing something pretty cool. He's doing ESPN's college football anthem. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah. They put together the new intro. I think that'd be awesome. And it's to a Jelly Roll song, yeah. What was the last intro? So, I think Post Malone might've been last year. Okay, and I know NFL is like Carrie Underwood, right? Or what? So, the way college does is they take a popular song and then they just edit a bunch of clips to it. So, like fall out boy centuries was one of them. Oh, yeah, that's right. Okay, so the new college football season kicks off August 24th. So, you know, right around the corner. And Jelly Roll's doing ESPN's lead in anthem this year. The song is called "Get By." ESPN used like a teaser clip and said that Jelly will have, "Have you hyped for the season?" So, everybody's very excited about it. No, we need some sports now that the Olympics done. Oh my gosh, I know. I could go home and watch the Olympics. You know, it was always something to watch. And now it's like, huh? I'm very excited for football season. Me too. Even if you don't really like football, it's just like the festivities or, you know? Saturday and Sunday, now they're on a Thursday Friday. Yes, pretty much every day with Monday, I think. Do you see how much it's gonna cost to watch all those football games for like the NFL season? It's gonna be like $600. Like, you get a package of like all these streaming. Well, you can't do any one package 'cause it's spread out now. So to get all of that, if you've got everything, you have to have this, this, this, this, and this. 'Cause it changes. It's wild, yeah. It's like, you can watch, you know, I'm a Bills fan. So you can watch like the Bills game on Paramount+ one day. Or like, on to be the next week. But you don't have to. Yeah, it's not crazy. It's wild. So, there is a list of the TV workplaces that people would most likely wanna actually work at in real life. So if you wanna take a guess at some of them, but they're like the, some of them that seem like a nightmare or some of them that you would actually wanna work at. I'm a blank. So like, cheers the bar. Yeah, okay. I want to see how far back you're going. Yeah. The office, I'm sure. The office is on there. Yeah. Let's see, are Bob's Burgers from Bob's Burgers. WNYX from News Radio. And it's on the list. I'm like, what is that? I didn't watch that show, but yeah. The Central Park from Friends, obviously. Of course, you know that over there. Yeah. The Simpsons, Abbott Elementary. So I thought that was really interesting. Which one in The Simpsons, the Power Plant or Mose? It is. Gotta be Mose. The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Nobody wants to work at the Power Plant. I mean, I guess if you wanna work at the Power Plant. Yeah, it's gonna be fun. Okay. Is that funny? All right. No workers on film sets shared, which actors were a pain to work with. I love when co-workers come out or people that have worked with celebrities and they're like, okay, I'm gonna tell you the real-- I'm surprised by this and not. Okay, Blake Lively. I'm like, no way. She might've had a bad day, you know? So she threw tantrums, they said, that she is very entitled, snobby and the rudest person to deal with. Damn. Oh my God. Dr. Phil, he has no eye contact rule. You cannot make eye contact with him. I like that rule. You like that rule. I like that rule. How could you like that? See Johnny, walk down, look down the ground. Do not look at me. Don't look at me in my eyes. I didn't get to look at Johnny for the first four years. That's right. And I said-- Really? I said, it's rage. I know you without yesterday. It's like-- What is playing? What is playing? Well, I didn't know if you had some sort of ego back in the day or I was like, no frickin' way. Anytime I had an ego, whenever I went out, they straighten it up, let me know. You don't know who you are. Chris Pine. Chris Pine. Yes. Massive D-bag, they said. I was like, oh gosh. Russell Crowe, arrogant. Ben Stiller, very entitled. Scarlett Johansson. Very high maintenance. Wow. Michael Syra. Okay, I know you're talking about-- In big-- they're saying he's a big, like, a-hole. Really? Also on the list, Tyra Banks, of course. I've heard that before. James Corden. Yeah, well, yeah, that came out near the end of-- He was like, Ellen, they were calling them kind of a meatball type. Yeah, and then Steven Seagal is the last one on the list. Yeah, I heard about him. But I'm like, like, lively. But you know what? In some case, okay, here's some things. Okay, if you're used to a certain standard-- Yes. And then you go on to a set. And it ain't nothing like that. Then you've got to get upset because it's messing with your-- Like, your work club. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm just feeling people are so sensitive nowadays. So if you're saying that, like, Blake Lively threw tantrums, it's like, maybe you think she's throwing a tantrum, but she's really just, like, trying to get work done. I don't know. Well, and they're not going to treat you as equals because, unfortunately, in that setting, you're not equals. Like, she's a superstar. And you're not-- Unless you're Jamie Lee Curtis, because she wants everybody to beat you, go on set. But they're not. But I guarantee she wasn't that way in the beginning of-- No. Now, at the end of Chris, she's like, you know what? Let's just all-- what is this level of stuff? We're all trying to work to get a check, you know? But she wasn't like that in the beginning. No. All right. Let's come back with those stories that are weird. But they are true, right here on Johnny's house. It's going to feel like it's 104 with the heat index 77 right now, and there's a 40% chance of rain. We do this every morning around this time. It's weird stories that are true. Brian Grimes, what's going on, man? Well, there was a massive chicken wing theft. I heard about this. And it has landed a 66-year-old woman Vera in jail. Anybody getting the chicken wings that you-- So over 19 months, she stole $1.5 million worth of chicken wings. Wow. From a school district where she worked. So for her job, she placed orders with Gordon Food Services for the school. But between July 2020 and February 2022. Times were tough. That was pandemic years. She says she was keeping some of the food despite ordering it for the school. So they did an audit. They found the food department had exceeded its budget by $300,000, and they weren't even halfway through the year yet. So they did some digging. And it looks like Vera was taking chicken wings. Bro, how do you not know you're like limits of stopping? Come on, now. My thing is, I know a lot of people. But I couldn't give away $1.4 million worth of chicken wings. I feel like I could. You could with friends. I feel like I could. That's a lot. At least what? Two or three cracked a trailer. Well, it's a salon from Buffalo. So I feel-- Well, and she's from Illinois. So maybe in the Chicago area. Maybe some rest room. Yeah. Maybe some stuff, maybe she's. Or, you know, over where we're living when a garden, there's a lot of food trucks that set up and grill and smoke all weekend long. But her blocks are already-- I could go sell pounds of chicken wings to them. You think maybe she was like the chicken wing plug? I mean, she probably was a distributor to the-- That's real. A lot of chicken wings. I mean, the price of chicken wings through the roof, though. So 1.5 million chicken wings don't get you the way it used to. But that's a prime example of getting greedy in a crime. Yeah. Yeah. She should have stopped at about 1.2 million. Maybe they would have never noticed. That's a lot of chicken wings. Now, when you get with someone, over the years, you learn a lot of stuff about them before you get married. But you probably don't always know everything. I believe that. Well, this guy in Japan, he'd been dating this girl for seven years, finally decided it's time to get married. So they're going to tie the knot. So they met at the bar, and they got along so great. So they got together really well. Well, the lady lied about her age. Because she's a little older, and she didn't want to lose the guy. Yeah, yeah. So she lied about her age. But that's kind of what they rode with for all these years. So just before they were going to get married, he found out that she was 25 years older than him. How old did he think? I have no idea. What? Yes. So he thought she was 44 when they met, according to the story. But it turns out she obviously was not 44 when they met. So 25 years older. But he said, you know what? Don't matter. And Ajay Dunbar number, I love her. She actually looks younger than her mom does, and her mom's obviously older than her, so I'm cool. Yeah. Then this should be a non-story. No one should even talk about this. Yeah, right? I mean, I just think it's crazy that, I mean, a lot of people lie about the rate. But 25 year lie is a big difference. That's one to spit your sodas out. So maybe you can tell me anything. Yeah. I'm ready. What? 25 years. A lot of people eat outdoors here, so this probably happens here, too, while the owners of Cheesy Toast Shack, they say they have to replace a dozen at least sandwiches every day because seagulls swoop in, and they steal them from the people that just bought them. And it's costing them hundreds of dollars a day, they say. But they're a mom and pop shop, and they say, we can't just let the seagulls take people's food that they just paid for and not replace it. We feel bad. Yeah. We've developed an idea. Okay. They're going to sell $1 seagull insurance. So when you buy your sandwich, you buy the option of $1 seagull insurance. If the seagull don't eat your sandwich, cool. You're just out the dollar. Wow. If it does eat your sandwich, you get a replacement. But if you don't buy the insurance, we got to stop paying for it. That's actually a pretty fun promotion. Yeah. Yeah. So now they're going to sell seagull insurance. They say they're super aggressive, but we don't want people to not get what they paid for, just because of birds don't. But at the same time, we're going to go out of business. We keep replacing sandwich. When I, uh, when I moved to town 30 plus years ago, I went to the beach, nobody told me. And I was sitting there having a little picnic and I'm like, this is great. Had a, a Subway's up, I pinched off some breeds and I tossed it. Five hundred birds cake. Yeah. Ladies. You should never do that. They, as they were packing that stuff up and leaving. Yeah. I didn't know. I was just going to say you must have disturbed the piece. Oh, they were all. It only takes one. Just one. I had no, I had no idea. They should do this at the theme parks as well because we sat over at Pecos Bill Cafe over at the Magic Kingdom and a bird almost got my son's cheeseburger, but my wife stopped it. Really? But then the bird went to the next table and snatched up that girl's cheeseburger. That's a $16 cheeseburger. A $1 bird insurance would have got her a new cheeseburger. Now that was my restaurant. I train them. Now look halfway through that sandwich. Go get it. They got to come back and get another one. Double jazz. Give it to them. I'll let you know. Listen, here's the thing. I'll give you a new sandwich. A half price. Nothing happened here a lot, but just in case it does half price. Man, I ain't eating it. John is cheesy. Toe Sheezy. They don't replace my sandwich. That is bad when they do that. You go to some restaurant. You can tell the birds are just bold. Yeah. They're like, move. They're like, no, you move. And you have that fishing wire or whatever. Yeah. It's kind of like blocking, but that doesn't really do anything. I think the dollar insurance is genius. It is. It's a great promotion. I'd get it. All right. If it was the first day of schools, anything happened, we want to find out about it on Johnny's house, $1,000 in your pocket. And we still. Anybody got that call? No, sir. No. All right. We all get them. Y'all get an opportunity to go. I had to post something for M&M's because M&M's is giving away. So we say M&M. We knew he was coming. No, not M&M. M&M's. The television's candy with the heart of the show. They were giving away a trip. And so I posted, you know, who do you want to see at the iHeartHeart Radio music festival on Instagram? And half of the answers was Johnny's house. Yeah, that's why we love y'all. 637. It's going to be hot again. He didn't accept 104 partly cloudy, 40% chance of rain, 77 right now. All right. We're going to do football Friday again. There's a lot of people going to school right now. That's when we come over to your local high school on a Friday and we'll broadcast live and we'll talk to the band and football players. We all have teams that we sponsor and we represent. We're going to try to make sure that we cover them and we may have room for what? Two more. Two more. Two more schools. If you would like for us to broadcast at your school, all we ask is we're in a visible area where the students can come by, see what we're doing. We can say hello to them, bring the band out, let them perform and that kind of stuff. Now Ray, what did they do? Just go to xl1677.com. Go to xl1677.com and you're going to see the football Friday like blog, that post right there and then you just email me or if you just need to find the contact information just my email. And the first ones in are the first ones we're going to book. Yes. Somebody from an administration or faculty, yeah, because sometimes some chili just call in, email us and we get ready and they're like, I don't know what y'all talking about. Yeah, we need approval from, you know, the boss. Yeah, they got to make that happen. So if you'd like for us to broadcast when we skill school, football Friday starts again in a couple of weeks as we follow football, high school football, the teams we represent throughout the season and we're looking forward to coming out to your school and hanging out and see what you got going on right there. All right. Yesterday, the official first day of school, I know what there's one district that hadn't started yet. I know, I know, I know, I know all that good stuff. So I want to hear about any situations that occurred at your school yesterday about 120. I got a call from my kids school saying that there was one, two buildings that had no AC. Oh, wow. It's a serious thing, isn't it? Yeah. And it was, I knew it was going to happen because we went to meet the teacher that AC was out and then soon as we got home, the principal at his back say, yo, we got it worked out. The AC is running. I said, how many classes do you have in that building? He said, three. And I said, well, how'd you do? He said, I just raw docked it out. Dad. No world, does that mean even I just sat down there and dealt with it. I'm like, they have fans and stuff. He goes, no, they had the air blowing from the AC, but that was, that was about it. And I saw one, one school, I think it's in Brevard County where they start using metal detectors and it was a line around the corner. Yes. It took the kids like an hour to walk into school. Everybody getting scared. Everybody gets one. That happened. Ray, how was the first day of school for your babies? It was great. Yeah. How was it when they came home? It was good. They were, they were exhausted. Really? Yeah. They were tired. It was an emotional day. I know. So I always ask them, you know, what did you like about today? Yeah. And they did like their teachers and they liked playing on the playground of course. Yeah. And I was like, well, what didn't you like? And they didn't really have anything to say. That's day one. It was very successful. I mean, there was a 30-30. Yes. The first day of school, I did get my kids right before it. Now, now is your car line, was it different from when they were in daycare? Absolutely. Okay. So now you have to wait. Now I have to wait and I sat there for 20 minutes and it didn't even move until I parked my car and I walked up and got them. Oh, really? Yeah. So you're not supposed to get out of your car in the car line? No, no, no, no. I parked my car in the neighborhood because it's in the neighborhood. So I parked on the side of the road. Let me tell you something. I don't like that. I know. I hate that one. Passion. And there was like 30 other cars doing it. So I just followed the crew. Well, well, today when 29 of them, when that one car got towed, yes. See, this is why the 10 items are less. Line is so important as a lesson in life. You didn't learn it. And so now you're just saying, well, whatever, I do what's easy for me. We all just parked on the trail, like, but there's like a trail over there. Yes. And so you could park over there. And then I just like got out and I walked and I got my kids. Really? Everybody else do that too? Probably, like I said, like 20, 30 parents or something. It's like you guys were all working together. Yeah. I got to adjust mine because last year when I went at this time, I was caught number four. Yes, that went. I was caught 15. Ooh. So I'm sitting there going, y'all overzealous. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. You either get with the program or you're in the back, buddy. I know. And this is a true time when if you're not first, you're last. Yes. If you're not one of the first few. Yes. You're there all day. I got my kid in about 27 minutes and when we were pulling out the traffic around the corner and we don't talk, we don't talk about the car lines. So I know the last person, it probably was an hour before they got the kid. I text Johnny. How's that car line? I said I'm a photo here it is, bro. I got feet up on the couch, baby. I'm just like, man, like I don't miss that stuff, man. All right. So we want to find out at yours, at your kids first day of school, is there any situations? I didn't see any stories about kids putting up being put on the wrong bus. No. That normally happens. Yeah. I did get a screenshot from a parent whose kid was at a school with no AC. Yeah. They said Johnny was right and that's nothing you can do. I mean, there's no air moving anywhere. So if your kids first day of school, let us know how was it. Everything went well. There was a situation AC was out. They had to get scanned. It had to be an hour and a half before they get the class. Car line. We'll talk about that later on this morning. Oh, seven nine one nine one on six seven eight seven seven nine one nine one on six seven XL mobile four one oh six seven social media live stream is up and we're always reading comments. We want to hear from you. That's the second day of school. What were the situations that occurred? I heard one kid went to the office already. Already been called to the office. First day of school. My goodness. 40 seven nine one nine one on six seven eight seven seven nine one nine one on six seven tells about your kids first day of school on Johnny's house 104 77 right now in a chance of those afternoon showers like they had yesterday. So you might get that 30 30 thing going on. That got us up. That's the worst. Absolutely the worst. All right. It was first day of school. We want to find out all any situations that have happened at the kid's school. We will not mention any schools by name because it is the first week of school and there's going to be some situations that happened from Kissimmee Erica. Good morning. Hi. Good morning. All right. We're going to go with the first time calling you will give yourself a first time calling number. That number is assigned just to you. So whenever you call in, you say Erica and your first time calling number. No Reese, what is her number? Her number is going to be she's stalling y'all. We just do this every day. No Reese. Every day we do this, but that's okay. Take your time. We're going to go with forty one hundred forty one hundred Erica what's your number? If somebody has that number, we'll call you back with the right one. Okay. Sounds good. What happened at school? Our five year old had her birthday of kindergarten. She's excited. She left a Christian free school. We put her in public school and he told us that a little boy took off the box and shoes and then he climbed up on the table and pulled on his pants and his underwear and exposed himself. He was scratching other kids, not a good day for anyone, so he wants to go to a nice school now. She said. Yeah, yeah. When little boy gets on the table and pulls a little pants down, I don't know what to say. She's been training you just for the last year. I don't think we reminded her you can arm bar people even without the answer. I don't think he wanted anything. I think he just didn't, you know, his first day of kindergarten, he was used to not having clothes on. Right. He's being free. Yeah. And I think I think that was a good welcoming to public school. Wow. Yeah. We're going back today. It will be a lot better today. It will be a lot better. Yeah. You best believe. How great would it be if the parents of that boy calls? Say hey. My kid just say he want to know more. All right. Well, hang in it. Hang in there, Erica. All right. Bye bye. There must have been nobody around because how do you go to the process of shoes socks off? Then my draw is off. Now I'm climbing on the table and he, nobody stopped me. Nobody stopped me. From Longwood, James. Good morning. Hey, your morning. All right. All right. All right, man. For this school. What happened? I'm doing on the pick up. Pull up. I'm in the left turn lane and keep in mind the main, main traffic coming from the right. The left going to be an issue for time wise. So my daughter calls me. I told her, you know, come on up to the car jump to the car so we could do a U and get out of here. Don't work like that. Don't work like that. Don't work like that. You can't do UEs in the car lines. There's no U-turn in the car line. None. Hey, I had to do what I had to do. See, you're part of the problem, sir. There is no society, you understand that, right? I didn't. I didn't. Four will drive over sidewalk. I didn't run aside. You did a UE. And I didn't go up the wrong side of the street and try. Yeah. Yeah. What grade is your daughter? Yeah. What grade? First year, ninth grade. Okay. So you've been in that car line before. No, this is high school. No, it's a new one. Oh, okay. Well, no, James, you can't do UEs in the car line. Don't worry about it anymore, man. I don't worry. You're the first rider. It was the first day. It was the first day. I got you. I got you. I got you. It's all good. I'm like, I've never heard in the history of car lines anybody ever doing a UE. I don't even think it's possible. No, because they're all one way. Yes. Yes. All right. Ray, what did they say? The only problem was our kid was great at school, but very disrespectful at home. What? Okay. No, but somebody said that my three kids had a great day, but their school isn't offering free lunch this year. One of my son's friends went without any food yesterday, and I can't stop thinking about it. I sent my son with money today for him just in case. Oh, I know last year, and they were doing COVID everybody got free and they changed it up. But they said they didn't realize that lunch wasn't free anymore, and it was a mistake. So the kid went without any food yesterday. I was never a fan of that because they would always hit me on me like your son's account is short. I'm like, you have my, you know, I'm going to pay it. Yeah. I'm some food for today. I mean, man, come on, seriously, I know I was talking to a parent that said that her son went without food for like three days and she didn't realize I mean, like, that's also on the parent, but also, you know, there's no one really to blame the three days without lunch. Come on. Eat like crazy. You ain't less. They did you. Yeah. What is it? XOMO, empowered by attorney Dan Newland in Iraq. Need a check. It's a no brainer. Just call attorney Dan Newland. There are a few buses that were 45 minutes to an hour late, uh, someone had their first day of high school. Got the schedules confused. Yeah. Ended up going to both lunches. Oh, nice. That's not my fault. I don't think that's a problem. No. Hold on. You put it on there. All right. Let's move on. Ray, what's going on? Breaking. This is the weekend. Hey, it's over here on Regal. Johnny's house mornings. Orlando's number one hit music station all day. Orlando. Now the Johnny's house entertainment news with Ray. I know you guys talked about Ray gun yesterday, but, um, Rachel gun, her routine was the best thing that ever happened to the Olympics, some people are saying, or the worst. We don't know which one. She did the same routine airport. It was just as bad. I thought maybe it would have been the moment she kind of choked up. Yeah. I mean, it's the first time we get. No. Same routine. Same routine. Harris Adele said that some of the greatest athletes on earth were there and with their super human talents and she goes, but yet we have Rachel gun and she goes, me and my friends have been laughing ourselves to death for the last 24 hours. I just love it. So, but she obviously the Australian break dancer caught everybody's attention, including Adele. Um, and so she during her German residency, Adele asked the crowd if they'd seen, quote, the break dancing lady. So, you know how Adele talks to the crowd and everything. She called her effing fantastic and the best thing that's ever happened to the Olympics. I just got this feeling that Australia was like, all right, we got the team ready and they were getting ready to get on the, on the plane and say, hold on. Yes. We didn't, we didn't have a break dancer. Yeah. And my Rachel girl says, I can do it. I've done it before. I've done it before. All right. Let's go. I didn't have time to show in high school. Yes. Come on. Come on. 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Get her very, very happy, which I feel like anybody, if you just laugh at it, and you're talking about Jimmy Fallon and one of the girls from SNL that looks kind of like her, and she was dressed just like her, and it was ridiculous, but she was very similar. So the reason why I said that, it kind of broke the Olympics, it's because it's done. Working the first and last year, it's not just on Ray. She's definitely embracing it, though, because she's even saying herself. She's like, you know, this is our, like, everyone does it their own way. And I love what I do. Like she's living it up to us. Great. Who won the gold medal? Yeah. Get on my arm. Get on my arm. Give me a silver. I know who won bronze, because he's from Kissimmee. Gymnastics. I couldn't tell you. There's your answer. Yeah. But we know Ray gun. Oh, yeah. Because she rolled around on the floor like a caterpillar. Like an actual caterpillar! If she was a real breaker, she'd say, yo, that's his life, son. You know what I'm saying? This is how we do it over there, nay. You know what I'm saying? It's over a speck of my name. She said, this is my art. I think I could probably beat her. I think you could. Absolutely. I think you could. I think I could beat her. Yeah. I think our video that we posted on Instagram could beat her. I feel like your hula hoop challenge could, like, top that off just as much. I think I do think you could beat her. The 2028 Summer Olympics will not have breaking. Which is terrible because it's in LA and they break down on the beach there. Like, it would have been perfect. Yeah. So, I doubt she has confirmed that they are engaged. Her English ball. She said she's getting ready to head down the aisle. She said her longtime boyfriend, Rich Paul, two years after for sparking their engagement rumors, it's been confirmed. She finally confirmed during a recent concert. The whole one that she's talking about breaking, she, you know, she likes to talk during her shows. She was just talking about how, yes, they are in fact engaged and she's very, very excited about it. A guy held up a sign that said, well, you marry me and she said, I can't marry you because I'm already getting married. Yeah. And she held up her finger. So, okay. Yeah. So, I know that they went public in like 2021. Obviously, they've kept a lot of their relationship private unless they're courtside at a basketball game, you know? So, she's very, very excited. I could see her taking a break again from music, getting pregnant again and all of that. So, she's real and artists then on her show, she should invite the break dancing girl. Yeah. I bet she would. I think she would. She would. If she go back to her, she does have a, she's going to continue her residency, right? For a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. I say, bring her. She's got makeup shows that run through November. Yeah. She missed a bunch of shows in March. I'd say, do it. Make it happen. We come back. We're going to talk about being sent to the office. 104, there is a 40% chance of rain, but it's going to be partlet cloudy. Now, I don't want to say no schools, but somebody got sent to the principal's office office. Yes. And I think that's a smart move. If you're a teacher, it sets a tone for the whole class. Yeah. Mess around here. You're going to the office. We drank about jailhouse rules. Yes. How you take someone and you take them out just to show everybody what's up. Right. This is like the teacher's version of jailhouse rules. Yeah. And at that point, you're like, even if you're in kindergarten, yes. It don't matter. Hey, it got snatched out already. Timmy, sit down. You know, out of here, yeah, you know, three, one is a knot. No, I can't get my name on the board and then a check mark and then a check mark. And then I go. You're going to do this on the first day. You're going to learn on the first day. That's right. You better understand, man. Mess around. Find out. Now I don't read. I got I got sent to the office once. They got to grow up. You understand I grew up in the south a long time ago and I was in class and the kid called me the inward. Oh, no. He did. I think I was in the second to third grade and I didn't know what to do. So I just smacked him and it was Christmas break and I wanted to mess up Christmas. So I waited until afterwards and told my dad I can't go back to school until you come with me. He said, well, what happened? And I told him. He said, well, we going to the school because I pay taxes and my dad was he was he was height boy. And the principal said, Hey, we heard what happened, John's a good kid. We talked to other kids, parents, you willing to apologize, John, we'll just I'll let this go. All right, knows it. Okay. And the kid was like, I'm sorry. It's like he didn't even know what he was saying. He heard it in his house, you know, I'm sorry. Okay. Now hug. Hey, it was rough down back then, right now, right of the 40 times you went, how many you went to the office can we find out about one? Well, my earliest memory in the principal's office was an elementary school. And that's because we were in lunch and I remember sitting there and it was square pizza day. Yes. It was delicious. Absolutely. But my friend Zach, he was born with three fingers. And so you know, when you're younger, kids just like have no filter and they'll say whatever. And so this kid just kept saying something about my friend that had three fingers and my friend was getting like, you can see his face getting right, like he's holding back the tears and all that. And so I was like, all right, I'm going to take matters in my own hands. And I pushed him off of his chair and he unfortunately hit his head on the back of the table, but he was okay. He was fine. Okay. But I pushed him and I told him stop making fun of him. Good for you. And so, but since I put my hands on another child, I did go to the principal's office and I had to explain why I pushed him off of his chair because he was a jackal. Wow. And what did they say? That was wrong. Go back to class. Yeah. There were like, well, you need to keep your hands to yourself next time you need to tell a teacher. Oh, very good. Yeah. So, but my mom did have to come to the principal's office and sit there and talk about it. Now when you're in high school, your mom knew them up there by first name, right? I'm not going to joke you on it, right, because elementary school, I didn't go to the principal's office once. Yes. Not one time, but middle school. I lived there. Really? Oh, my gosh. Well, you're acting out? What was going on? I was a complete jackass. Why? It's the same reason I got kicked off the bus because I just was. I had been bullied pretty much my entire life for being small and we were poor. Yeah. So I lashed out at everybody and I was pretty bad. So I lived especially seventh grade. In fact, I would come in. They would send me straight back to the dean who knew my mom. He would call my mom directly and then they would have a conversation with me sitting there. And then I would get in trouble for a while and then I'd go, I lived in detention my seventh grade year. Yeah. Really? And the second day of school in seventh grade until the end of seventh grade that I didn't have detention. Good. Every single day. And it was only 15 minutes. Just enough to make you miss the bus, but jokes on y'all. I got kicked off the bus anyway, so I wasn't missing the bus, but I used to stand there. His name was Mr. Franklin. He would put you in detention. You'd sit there and you couldn't do anything. Sit silently. And then when your 15 was up, he'd make your row stand and he'd say, you know, row two stand we'd stand. He'd say pass quietly. You'd say, thank you, Mr. Franklin. Oh, my God. If you didn't say it and you didn't walk out quietly, that row sit back down. Next row. Wow. Every single day of my seventh grade year, I lived in the office and detention. We had one rule in my house. Don't have me had to lose and work on my job to come down to that school. Yes. So that's where we're scarier than going to the principal's office and settle. That's what they tried to do. But because I was already kicked off the bus and I had nothing to lose, baby. There's some of the ISS that I actually like, so I'm going to take a break and every song I want to hear yours here in a second and you want to call in when was the time you were sent to the office or someone who's never been. You don't know what that's that's like four, oh, seven, nine, one, oh six, seven, eight, seven, seven, nine, one, nine, one, oh six, seven, XL mobile for one, oh six, seven, live streamers. We want to hear from you. Social media will put it up. First time you was sent to the office. We want to hear your story. So call us now. This is Johnny's house. 40% chance of rain. It's going to be about 104 with the heat. It is still 77 and partly cloudy. All right. We're trying to find out when did you get sent to the office and the reason we stopped with you. When did you get sent to the office? Yeah. So in middle school, I got caught kissing my boyfriend at the time. Raise your hand if you're surprised by this. Anybody? Nope. I don't see any hands raised. Okay. Go ahead. It was like one of like my first ish boyfriends or whatever and like you're not, you know, no PDA in school or whatever so I got caught kissing in the hallway and the dean came up behind us and grabbed like we were, you know, in the mix of it and he comes and he hugs both of us together. So we're like all three together bear hugging each other and he's like, let's go to my office. And I was like, oh, did you have to call me mom? Yes, I did. And I would have been like my neighbor. I sold off me. Yeah. I had no idea. Our Kelly was a dean. Yeah. Really. Wow. Was he Dean Diddy? Wow. He called my mom. This is so true story. He called my mom and he passed me the phone and I was like, mom, I have to tell you something. She's like, get us all. Tell me now. And I got so nervous. I was like, I can't do it. You have to do it. I had to pass a phone to the right, you know, I was kissing a boy, fast girl was in here kissing. She's like, you know, it's going to happen when we get home, right? Broke out of the car. Where's you going? I'm just running. But like for it's gone. I'm just running. I'll stop somewhere in Seattle. That's an old boy, Jose from Leesburg. Good morning. Morning, Johnny. All right. So you got sent to the office. What? So I was in a seventh grade. I've always been probably one of the shorter people in school because I'm only five five now at 46 years old, but I was about four foot 11, maybe back in seventh grade. Okay. Always getting picked on by the same guy picked on picked on. One day I finally just got fed up. He smacked me in the back of the head. I turned around. That's the worst. He popped him in his eyes. You popped him in the eye. Yes. Yes, sir. Got sent to the principal's office as I was telling the recent week, we received slots back in the day. They gave corporate punishment. Yes. Yes. I had to go to the office in the nineties and bend over. My mom was called in and they made my mom watch as they swatted me three times. And I mean, I hadn't been my first time being swatted. It was my most. Is that what y'all called it? We called it paddling. We didn't call it. Paddled or swatted? Yes. Paddled. It's a matter of, in Indiana, they called it swaddie. Now see, your mom signed a piece of paper that said that you could get swatted, but she had to be there. My parents signed all pieces of paper. Do we need to be that? No, I ain't losing the work on the job. Just go ahead and paddle him and then when he gets home, we're going to do it again. Yeah. Basically, that's kind of what happened to that me when that school got home and took one. Now, I know it was a long time ago, but when the bully smacked you in the back of the neck, did the sound off because I said, when the bully smacked you in the back of the neck, did the sound off like wack cause that's what triggered me. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See, see, ladies, that's one thing y'all never understand. That's how I was bullying back. If you got a fresh cut or your neck exposed, wack, it sounds, he used to lick our fingers. Yes. Wack. It's the worst. It is absolutely the worst. Man, Jose, thank you for taking us back there, man. Appreciate you. No problem. All right. Yeah. That's the worst. That's what will make you fight. That'll make you fight right when they say over there. Somebody did get sent to the principal's office for putting their hands on somebody else. Yeah. And that was the only time that they got in trouble. They did it once and then that was it. Mm hmm. Beat. What's over there, man? I accept more power by turning Dan Newland in a wreck. Need a check. It's a no brainer. Just call turn to Dan Newland. Someone said the tension was my main class in middle school staring at a wall, making no noise all day long. Therese Jen see she said in high school she was caught smoking a cigarette and she flicked it off her friend. The next day she had to go to the office and and she got suspended, but her mom was out of town. So she threw a party. Yeah. Real quick. Valerie. Valerie, you got about 30 seconds. What did you get sent to the office for? Okay. Really quick. This was back in the early 80s. I was in Catholic school in New York City. We got busted throwing wet toilet paper up on the ceiling. Yeah. You can't do that. You can't not do that. I remember looking at the 80s Catholic school, forget it. Oh my goodness. Yeah. Yeah. That's bad. Why do people do that? That's that's bad Valerie. I don't know. That's funny. You're laughing now. You weren't laughing then. Were you? No, I was not. My mother didn't play. She was a type of parent that went on the first day of school until every teacher. You are not. Do you need to see your family doctor today? Now you can. But what's the plus? On-site labs, virtual visits, evening and weekend hours, and of course, same-day appointments. It's comprehensive primary care on your schedule. Wear your home for wellness exams, health screenings, nutritional counseling, and even mental health support. Visit primarycareplusnow.com to schedule an appointment today. Primary Care Plus. A whole lot more. Ryan Seacrest here. When you have a busy schedule, it's important to maximize your downtime. One of the best ways to do that is by going to ChumbahCasino.com. ChumbahCasino has all your favorite social casino games, like spin slots, bingo, and solitaire that you can play for free for a chance to redeem some serious prizes. So hop on to ChumbahCasino.com now and live the Chumbalife. Sponsored by ChumbahCasino. No purchase necessary. VGW Group. Void, where prohibited by law, 18 plus terms and conditions apply. Put your hands on my kid. Ever. If they need to be disciplined. My parents like, put your hands on them, let the principal do it, everybody can beat that child. I ain't losing work. See, like yours though, like, okay, you smack the kid because he said something out of pocket. Yeah. Marie, she were, you know, fast-ass and making out with people. You can't justify throwing toilet paper on the roof, it's just dumb. You can't. You cannot do that. All right. We come back. What happens when you watch too much TV and go to sleep at night? We don't talk about us. It's going to be mostly, that's what happened when you're off the air and you're talking. I never. We're telling all war stories. Partly Cloud, if you're watching the live stream, you see that. Partly Cloudy, there is a chance of rain, 40%. Heat index of 104. It is 77 right now. So who's watching? Wasn't you regularly watching too much TV? Yes. What were you watching? Oh my gosh. The eye. What is it called? Eye of the story. Eye of the story. It's like real life stories of crazy weather events like hurricanes, tornadoes. And this is on what? The fires in Hawaii. I think it's on discovery. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So basically I've been watching so much of it though. It's the eye of the storm and it's all these like live footages like the cameras from a woman that's in a van with her kid and she's trying to like get away from a tornado or like the fires that were in Hawaii. Yeah. I had the actual footage, they put it all together and made this like documentary and I swear like that night I was having nightmares that I was in the middle of like the eye of the storm. Are you serious? And then my roof was flying off and then when I went to pick up the kids yesterday I was looking at the sky and I was like, oh, the sky looks like it's going to open up into a tornado. It was just too much. Now when you see that now you did you watch this and go right to bed or yeah. Now does that make you to continue to watch it? You stop watching it. No, I continue to watch it. I will continue to watch it. Now Brian, we all share shows that we like in here and we like to take suggestions from each other about shows and we watch. I brought in like the All America and they joke me, they watched it, they liked it then they stop. Because it was good for a season. Okay. But once you find out that somebody doesn't like the show, you stop talking about it. Brian's been talking about this show. I swear man for a month and he's trying to get us to watch it but there's nothing about the show that's appealing to me but you and your wife seem to love this show. Yes we do. What is it again? Bering sea gold. And I'm like, dude, I can't want to show about people in Alaska looking for gold. No, Malaska and they're mining the Bering sea because there's gold. You know, there's trillions of dollars with an unmind gold on the earth. I believe that. Well, here we go. A lot of it ends up in the Bering Sea as the glaciers melt. And so these guys go mine the gold but I mean, it's like it's literally like you shook out flea world and you gave them mining dredges and you put them in the water because I mean, it's bad. Some of the characters are pretty rough. There's, you know, a couple of methods on it. So you had a dream that you've done this? If I get fired tomorrow, I'll be in no, Malaska mining for gold. Johnny, it was just Brian and I in the room this morning. It's him and I. Just you. Nobody else. So why is everybody's business now, right? Go ahead. Go ahead. Did he say sacred? He did not say sacred. Go for it. He goes, you know, if I ever get fired, I'll be in Alaska getting some gold. And I was like. Okay, Brian. Okay. Look, this is a very volatile industry. It is. It could happen at any time. Anytime. I told my wife yesterday, I think we should get ready, you know, an exit plan. Just in case. I think I'm fine, but you never know. And my exit plan is to go up to Alaska and mine. Go. Did you think you're crazy? You know, it's funny about it. Oh, no, she knows. I'm stupid. That's funny. He's not going. Brian, I had this conversation. Brian, what did I tell you? I was going to do. I'm just going to get blown out. You were just wanted. I was going to disappear. Oh, yeah. John is just going to go. Like become a lumberjack. Oh, yeah. Dexter. You're never here for me again. Wow. Like, where's Johnny? I'll still be living here. Still doing things, but y'all never see me. I'll send John a little gold nugget every now and then. Can I just come and record you? Sure. I'll be your video girl. No, I have what I guess what they call lucid dreams that I know that I'm dreaming and I can pull myself out. And I've watched movies and I went to a good bed that night and it'd be a horror movie and I'm like, all right, I guess I'm just going to have to just hang out in this little world until I wake up and I'll tell myself like, wait a minute. This isn't real. All right. And then I'll tell myself, wake up and I'll just wake up and I was like, oh, I wish I could do that. Oh, yeah. Because it's just like, this is not real. I mean, the roof was flying off in my dream and I had to live through it. Did we jump and have one? No, but the same with me. Like whenever I watch anything horror, like it's yeah, it's hard for me to fall asleep. But when I do like a few, a few of those nightmares will creep up on me. They're like, I can't find myself dreaming lately. They used to be my thing growing up, man, but something happened, man. Now there's a lot of us do satanic and it's because you understand the world and this is some of these movies could be true life real stories. Oh, yeah. What was the one, Brian, you and I talked about strangers, strangers mess me up, man. They randomly knock on the door and then just decide on Brian home and they just randomly just attacked his family. Yeah. What? Yeah. And it's based on a real story. No. Oh, yeah. For sure. All right. I want to hear about when you watch too much television and it drifted over into your dreams going to hook you up with four tickets to Disney on ice presents less dance playing the Kenya center on August 30th through September 1st. If you'd like to go, you got to tell us about them, but want to hear about those dreams you had and then you woke up, he's like, wait a minute. I just watched TV and then this dream just happened to me. What was the movie? Tells about the dream for seven nine one nine one, six, seven, eight, seven, seven nine one nine one, six, seven XL mobile four one, six, seven live streamers want to hear from you. Social media will put up for you to comment, but we love talking to you. You watch too much TV. Yeah. It took it over tonight. We're going to hook you up with Disney on ice presents less dance while at the key of center on August 30th through September 1st call us now so we can talk to you on Johnny's house. It's going to be hot and humid. Pretty much like yesterday. It might even rain around the same time. We did yesterday. Heat index of a hundred and four seventy seven right now. Ray watch the movie last night about storms and had a dream. She was in one. Yes. Did you wake stuff up or you just had to live it out? No, I just lived it out. Man. So when did this happen to you? You was watching something on TV and then you had a bad dream about it. Got four tickets to Disney on ice presents less dance planted the key of center August 30th through September the first. Let's start with from point sienna Alexa. Good morning. Good morning. All right. What was the movie? Oh, and what was the dream? So we my husband and I have been getting into prison break. Oh, I love prison break. They keep talking about it's another season, but they ain't coming out. No, I mean, I feel like they ended it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So all of my dreams have been me being chased by the FBI and I literally am trying to get because like I have two kids. So I'm over here trying to just get to my house and I'm asking the FBI like, what did I do? Nobody wants to answer me. Really? Yeah. Like the whole time I'm in an interrogation and they're like, you know, which you did. And I'm like, I really don't like how many of these dreams have you had? I've had like three like three dreams and I usually like they're chasing me and I usually wake up right as they're about to get me really. You might want to lay off the prison break or or are you hiding something? Yeah. You're sometimes like go ahead and admit it. I don't know. But they're just very vivid. And then my husband's like, maybe, maybe this is telling you something. Maybe we should start planning some, some like secret code. You know how he draws to like get codes and stuff has been like, I can start planning some pictures and stuff like that just in case something happened. I'm like, wow, you're already going to jail. Listen, your, your husband also is watching too much prison break. Both of y'all need to get that stuff a break. Maybe he's talking about making tattoos on his back. Somebody else on Facebook had a prison break. Really? Dream. Yeah. They said I was hiding in a lake with Michael and Lincoln and then then alligator swam up. Wow. Huh? I like prison break. All right. You hold on a second. Dano. Good morning. Hey, good morning, man. How are you doing? Is this, is this Dano from Saturday night? The single dollars. Dano. Make it rain. Dano. Yeah. I heard you was throwing money around. Like it wasn't. Yeah, man. I had to get started. It was a really good time. It was not for everybody, man, but I'm like, oh damn, I think I throw up the head throughout too much. I know. Hey, I owe you three dollars for that contestant. So we'll see you. Give it back to you. I don't know. You got here. You got good, man. All right. Yeah. I don't know. I should even talk about it, man, because it was so scary and vivid. You know, you know, I didn't want to, I was on, you know, just, you know, how do you see the previews before Halloween of all the new, uh, how are we moving coming out? Yes. You know, I did. I'm like, I did keep changing the channels. I hate how I move. Yup. Go to sleep, man. How the heck? I'm having a fight. Wait. It's pretty cool, man. It was so vivid. But when I said it was scary, I mean, I'm telling you, man, you know, the hat and it's fake. It was completely real, and I'm trying to wake up out of it. You know, I'm trying to wake up, well, I was breathing hard, man. It was my heart. It was my family. I'm looking around the house. I turned on over the lights. I started playing. I'm only looking for this dude, but you don't fight Freddie. He got the fingers. Man. I'm fighting on Freddie Krueger. It was, man, I was shaking. It was crazy vivid, man. Wow. Those are ones I hate. You hold on a second. Those want to hate the ones of the visit. Ray, what did they say? Somebody said that I was obsessed with the movie and the book. It ends with us and I was dreaming that my daughter's boyfriend hit her and I woke up choking my pillow. Well, good for you, mom. Daddy. She's ready. Okay. Okay. Me. XL Mobile powered by attorney Dan Newland in a wreck need to check. It's a no brainer. In Newland, someone watched Mr. Beast's videos and then they always dreamed that they're in some sort of challenge. Yeah. Yeah. And then someone who's a teacher said they watch Breaking Bad and they binge watched it and they were dreaming that they were converting their house into a meth lab. Wow. She said he said they can relate to what the teachers are going through. Yeah, because they're broke. Uh-huh. From Orlando Kayla. Good morning. Good morning. All right. What dream? I mean, what did you watch? What was the dream? Listen, I've watched this movie on hinge. First of all, I had to watch it in three separate parts. What was unhinged about? It's about this lady. She's a single mom. And she just is on her commute to, I guess, take her kid to school and beat that this guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He had a bad day. And he just like waters her whole family. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good movie. He just had that everything had worked up and that was that day. Yeah. I remember that. And he just like blew up somebody's house in the beginning, like he had just committed that crime and she didn't know. I have not beat my horn fans. Right. I don't blow my horn. I wouldn't beat that people. Me either. I'm not even a card of TV. Nope. Hey, listen, if you're going to stay at the light, I'm going to stay that witch. But I ain't blowing my horn. Yeah. We're going to sit there all day. Listen to all day we have to. I ain't messing around with that one. Wow. So you had the dream? You had the dream and someone was chasing you? Well, I have the dream that when I beat that someone, it's that guy. Oh, no. And then he just like, he goes in my, I see his face in my dreams, you know, every time I beat that someone in my dream and I won't even in real life. I won't dare. No. No, I don't be. All right. Alexa, who's husband and her are having bad dreams about prison break. We're going to hook you up with four tickets to Disney on ice presents. Less dance playing at the Kia Center August 30th, new September 1 celebrity news ring. So we, Al King, we've played her music before. She is Rob Schneider's daughter. Yes. She actually made her go to. This is the weekend. Hey, it's Olivia Rodrigo. Do you need to see your family doctor today? Now you can, at Advent Health Primary Care Plus, but what's the plus? On-site labs, virtual visits, evening and weekend hours, and of course, same day appointments. It's comprehensive primary care on your schedule. Wear your home for wellness exams, health screenings, nutritional counseling, and even mental health support. Visit primarycareplusnow.com to schedule an appointment today. Primary Care Plus, a whole lot more. Hey, everyone. It is Ryan Seacrest here ready to heat up your summer vacation. Get ready. Things are about to get sizzling at Chumba Casino. Your summer getting a whole lot hotter with a special daily login bonus waiting just for you. So sign up now for reals of fun and reals of prizes right here at Chumba Casino. And yours truly, join me at ChumbaCocino.com and dive into a summer of social casino fun. Sponsored by Chumba Casino, no purchase necessary, VGW group, void, we're prohibited by law, 18 plus terms and conditions apply. No one hit music station all day. Rob Schneider is her dad and she was talking about that. Rob Schneider was actually pretty hard on her and she said that my dad forgot about every single birthday. I spent my 18th birthday in a summer school and they brought me cupcakes and I came home and my dad forgot my birthday. So she's opening up on a podcast. That's what most of these celebrities do when I get on a podcast. A lot of celebrity's kids, their parents forget them. Yeah, of course. I'm gonna say a lot of dads in general, I think, and she was saying that you can't want somebody to change. She's like, you can't control anyone else's actions and you can't control people's feelings. She was saying that she did actually had to go have to go to fat camp because of Rob Schneider. She said she got in trouble one year because she sprained her ankle and she didn't lose any weight in fat in fat camp and it was very toxic, very silly and like the whole thing was like, yeah, it was a fat camp. They caught football camp, but you just go long, wow, she's she admitted that she had to go for like a couple of years. Every summer, she would go to fat camp and then she obviously didn't lose weight that one year and they were like mad at her and then she never got one back. But for four to five years, she didn't talk to her dad, Rob Schneider, at all, because of like his political opinion. So when we talk about like normal life for us and we don't agree with our family's political opinions, they also go through the same thing celebrities do. She goes, I disagree with a lot of things that he says and whenever I want to use the opportunity to say that I disagree, he just like, you know, it's a bad conversation. How do you feel? I mean, Rob Schneider, he's passed the peak in his career. I mean, everyone knows who he is, but at one point he was doing movies right and left. But how do you feel now? And you say, well, let me listen to my daughter's podcast and she's talking about how you were absent. You weren't there. You know, I can't make you forgot every birthday. Yeah. Do you go? Well, that's the way it was. You like the life you had or do you say, wow, I wish I would have done things. And she was talking about like growing up on movie sets. She said, if I ever would spend a summer with my dad, it would be on a movie set. And I would just get lost in the shuffle. If I ever messed up like a shot, if I ever was like talking while he was on a movie set, she would get in trouble. Like that was like her daycare was going to a movie set during the summer time while he was filming something. Wow. And I'm like, God, what a rock. Well, she just told all the fun to see this. I know. I know. I think I would trade that for my dad grabbing a bushel tall boy and hitting the road at five. Yeah. I think a lot of people were actually. I had it so bad. I grew up on a movie set. But imagine like your family calling you fat though, like that's, and then being said to a fat. Yeah. How old is she? She didn't say exactly what age. I was looking for that too. My generation. That was just, it was mandatory. You call it get fat. I was just part of the really they have fat camps, but it is like it's a camp, a camp for fat kids. They called it that now they try to hide it, but it was, but there was no body positivity. No. In previous generations. Did you know that one in five kids are obese now? Yeah. Actually was reading that study. I mean, America is obese. Yes. That is very true. Barack Obama released his summer playlist. Okay. But it was old. I thought it was an old story. I know. I know. We care about Barack Obama. I don't know. I don't know why this is a thing, but it. I mean, I like him. I voted for him. It's actually a pretty good playlist. If you look at it, that's why I'm promoting it. So it's a 2024 summer playlist on it, million dollar baby, Texas hold them little boo thing. I know he's lying. He has mentioned before he loves Kendrick Lamar. He has said that. Yeah. He said they even asked him when he was a president, who you like this before the beef, Kendrick Lamar Drake. He said Kendrick Lamar. So you know he loves not like us. You know that it wasn't on there. No. You know, that's why I said no joke. I queued that up because I'm saying I was thinking to myself where he's going to say not like this is on there. And I was not on there. Oh, no, I won't hit it. I mean, he's got like no diggity. Yeah. He's got like other. I know it's on there. He must listen to my throwbacks, but like a million dollar baby, we play that little boo. Yeah. Play that. Those are like the ones that I saw that were popular that were on his. What I saw is playlist and not like us and I'm like, I see that ain't really a playlist. He's such a fitter. That's the one you want to share with us. Yeah. Ellen DeGeneres is laughing all the way to the bank. She is unloading some of her real estate and selling it. So I was telling you before that she wants to like move. She's off the grid. Yeah. She wants to get out. So she has sold their 10 acre estate in Santa Barbara for $96 million and somebody bought it. 96 million. Yeah. She got the home back in 2022 for 70 million and she just sold it for 96 million. Well, I mean, if you don't get off the grid, you might have to have some money. Yeah. That is insane. Like you to be okay with just $1 million in the peak and the peak of Ellen, she was making that much money. Yeah. Seven. One of her homes or California estate was 70 million when she bought it. Yeah. So she's got another one. She she paid 32 million for another home and that was built in 1919 and that sits on eight acres and that's the one that's in Santa Barbara. So I mean, she's got so many different things like real estate houses and all that. I mean, if you can go off the grid, what you want is to be comfortable and still maintain the type of lifestyle that you have. And if you never went to the Santa Barbara house and you sold it for 90, didn't you? Well, good. She's worth $370 million. Damn. It's salary. In 2020, her earnings are 84 million. That's crazy. Whee. Whee. And so she doesn't have to buy these in cash because she's flipping them. Yeah. Really technically she paid 70s. She got 90s. Yeah. She's good. She paid a mortgage for a couple of years and then made $20 million. I don't know if you knew about this, but the breakdancing in the Olympics, one and done. We're going to talk about one of you being one and done. The music festival nine o'clock is when you're going to get that keyword for your chance to win round trip combination and $1,000 in cash. We want you to go 808 on a day where it is 77 now, woman up to 104 with a 40% chance of rain. If you missed the announcement, you should always listen to the podcast. So you up to date the breakdancing was one and done in the Olympics. They said that was just it. We ain't going to do it no more. That one lady. What's her name? Ray Gunn. Ray Gunn. She did it. She's on and go happening. That is such a good name. How can she capitalize on that though? I mean, she's got to be able to laugh at us like poke fun at herself because she could be on Saturday Night Live. Yeah. I mean, she probably make merch of her like laying on the ground. She's got to have a great personality. Yeah. She seems like she's done. To both through what she did. I haven't heard of you anything. Is she embarrassed? Is she hurt by? Well, she's definitely giving out her statements and she's like embracing it. Oh, you have to. Yeah. Yeah. You know, she's like, I'm going to breakdancing. Because she's sitting here right now. I'm like, wow, man. How does it feel to be back? I mean, you personally kill breakdancing in the Olympics. Oh, that's a good question. If I was her, I'd make the rounds. I'd be like, America's got talent. I'd be on all of them. I bet you'll make you contact her. I mean, she's in Australia. We ain't got that kind of juice. Yeah. Our own money to get her here. You know what I'm saying? Like, just on the phone. Oh, yeah. So when is something you've done one and done, Brian? When you've done something, you did it one time and you're like, I'm done. Skydiving was one and done for me. It was awesome. At the same time, the second I hit the ground, I thought to myself, why was the dumbest thing you've ever done? Like, why would you do that? Yeah. So that was done. We signed up to do a ballroom dancing competition. We didn't even get to the competition before we quit. I was done. And I'm not a quitter either, but it was, I just wasn't getting it. I can't, I can't do the two, two, one, one, grab. And we were doing swing and all right, lady, you, you going to trust me to throw you in the air? Yeah. We quit. Yeah, we quit. Yeah. We coordinated it with each other. I mean, I'll quit if you quit. I'm like, all right, if you quit. You both can't fake injuries. Cause that's amazing. I don't even know what it's like. We, we did. I think we just used it. Our time was so pressed. Yeah. We didn't have time to rehearse. Didn't you guys quit playing flag football too? No, no. We ran three seasons. No, we did three seasons. Yeah. You would have thought we quit by the results, but we didn't. We finished out the season and we just didn't sign up for the next one. For me, one, one, one cruise, I mean, I was just destroyed and I came out of the cruise saying I'm going to run a five K before Christmas and I trained and I'm part of trainer and I trained and I trained in the day of the five K I'm running and I'll never forget it. A little six year old girl ran right by me, look back and say, Hey, you know, Johnny. And I say, you know what? I'm going to finish this. And I'm doing it again and I've never done it again and so she ran so far ahead of me. I think she probably had a car and going home by done, one and done, right? I would say the slingshot. You know, like this, the, yeah, like, uh, okay, and I'm talking about it. Yeah. I did it on I drive and that was one and done for me. Hi, I like looking at the videos. Yes. I see all those rides like that. I was like, no, I love it when the person passes out and then wakes up again and then passes out again. Yeah. I could totally see how that could happen because your energy, like your, if you've ever watched any videos, first of all, if you're a young lady, if you shirt ain't tight, it's coming open. You're wearing a wig, it's coming out. I mean, what makes you think your wig is so tight? Yeah. That gravity angle. Right off. Yeah. I would also say pregnancy. One and done. Oh, really? Since I had twins. I'm just, I'm done. You're done. One and done. Nice. One and done. For me, it was the, uh, the half marathon that I did. Yeah. Cause it requires a long time of training for running for a long distance. I would do seven miles, five miles, three miles, nine miles. And then the day of the marathon, that was my first time ever doing what is it? The 13 5K. Yeah. Something like this. Yeah. I was like, I don't understand how the human body is capable of doing 26, what are the 26 miles of the marathon? Yeah. 26.3 or something insane. Yeah. The second, I mean, don't get me wrong. I came first in my age group. But the second I got my award, I was like, never again. Oh my goodness. I, when I, I mean, even a 5K, my thing is I'm thinking too much. Yeah. My whole time thinking, I'm like, when is this over? I didn't get into that zen that y'all get when you run. The runner's hot. Yeah. I didn't enjoy it at all. Yeah. I didn't enjoy it. And then I came out of it. And when I was coming out of it, I felt all the pain in my shins. I was like, oh, this ain't good. And we still got like seven miles left. I told y'all I did that bike thing. It was, uh, it was running, uh, 26 miles on a bike. I didn't train. Oh yeah. No, you're like, it's right. It's just riding a bike. I know. Oh no. They had a poop out, man. I wave my man down. Come get me. Yeah. How do I fake an injury? I got out of that thing. I got a $50 Ford garage gift card. All you got to do is it met on the air. When did you do something? It was one and done. You're like, I can't do this anymore. 407919. 1067. 877. 919. 1067. We give you that so you can call us and we can talk to you or you can text if you can't get through. That's 4107 on your phone. You text it. We'll get it. We'll read it in a live stream. We're watching this on the YouTube channel. You know, we love talking to you guys and we'll throw it on social media. So many ways to contact us, but the best way is to talk 407919. 1067. 877. 919. 1067. I'm going to feed you $50 Ford garage gift card, but you got to call us right now on Johnny's house. Partly cloudy, hot is a high of day of 93, but it's going to feel like 10477 right now. Breakdancing on the Olympic one and done is over. It ain't going to happen again. And they didn't try to say let's try to work the kinks out anything. It's done. No more. I blame Joe Biden. Everybody. Got a $50 Ford garage gift card for you. All you got to do is tell us what have you done. It was one and done for one of God and Kareena. Good morning. Good morning, guys. I'm caller. Let me check. Are you ready? All right. For the first time call, we got the first time call the number that's number just for you. Corinna. When you call, you'll say I'm Corinna with your first time calling number. Therese. What's her number? It's 4101. And Corinna. What is your number? 4101. Welcome to Johnny's house. Welcome. All right. So what do you want to say? Uh huh. The one I'm done is Disney 10 Myler. Never again. What do you want to say? You wanted that metal, didn't you? I know. I signed my husband and I up on a December and I was like in the races in April. I was like, okay, well, I'll get to it. I'll work out. You know, I'll run on every weekend. Didn't happen. Showed up on race. It was my husband who's run marathons and he's like, all right, I'll do it with you. You know, we find a patient. All right. We go ahead with a patient. Five, five miles in. Once we hit Hollywood studios, I'm like, oh, no, oh, no, I'm getting cramps. Oh, no. And so then he ended up grabbing my arm or running through it. And then I had somebody really slow in front of me and decided to jump off for the road to pastor. And then my cramps started like getting more crampier. Uh huh. So then he just dragged me through like, he finished line pretty much with the balloon ladies are right behind us. They're the Pacers. So you get passed by them, the game over and he starts picking you up. So right before the finish line, my husband was like, all right, here's the finish line. All right. Then go take a picture without me holding you. The moment he let's go, I drop down for the finish line. So a Disney photographer took a picture of me falling down and my husband and some random lady kicked me off for the finish line and the Disney paramedic picked me up. Dang. You didn't train at all? And you just go go out there and run a 10 mile girl, like you're crazy. I've read three miles, six miles before I was like, oh, what's an extra four and extra four is double. Oh, yeah. That's a lot. Wow. My girlfriend signed me up for 10, 10 miles in January next year, and I'm like, I need to start training now. Yes. Yes. Wow. Well, you know what? I would, I would put that picture up with pride. Yeah. I would. Yeah. You did it. And done. I love that, man. From St. Cloud. Katie. Good morning. Good morning. All right. What did you do? One and done. So I took a trip to Switzerland and attempted to go repelling down one of the clicks on the mountain. And the worst part is I was attached to someone. I could not do it. So I got maybe two feet down the side of this mountain. My knees kept collapsing. They had to recruit like three men to pull me back up. And the person I was attached to up the mountain because there was no way I was getting down. Oh, my goodness. I, we did a SWAT training once. Yeah. And they told us to report from, I would come out and said, you got to get about the one. We had to repel out of like a five story building. Johnny, you got to come out the window. I'm not going to. Oh, I would have loved to witness that. Oh, it was awesome. I actually slipped my footing and was hanging upside down and they're like, figure it out. Yeah. Like swing your body. Put your feedback under you. It's not easy. We should do that again. It's hard. Well, they got to invite us. We can't just show up. So SWAT training. If you want us to come, we'll love to do it again. In that facility. Y'all got out there. It's really nice. You got to throw a flash bang. Yeah. Those things are extremely loud. Goodness. Connor from Sam for good morning. Morning. All right. One and done. What'd you do? Well, this was in you, Virginia, where I, I was snowboarding, right? First time? Yes. Actually, yes. It was my first time snowboarding. It was the worst time ever, too. Wow. Well, because all of a sudden I was, I snowboarded down the mountain and I decided let's just go straight down. So I was going straight down and then after that, my board, I try, you know how to get a card and stuff. I tried turning and like a, like a S shape. Yeah. And then I'll put my board when I did the back one. Oh, so my board went right over my head. I did like three flips. And then I eventually landed on my butt and I'm like, yeah, I'm never doing that again. Yeah. All right. Hold on a second. Me. Yeah. Not good. No. Someone said one had done going to a club in my mid 40s. Yeah. Just got to into it through a divorce. Yeah. Loud, crowded. All the women feel like my daughter. Nah. Yeah. Now that's going to happen. If you're 40 and go to club one or two things, one, you're like, oh, man, I can't never do this again. Or I found a home. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 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For being brave, we're gonna hook you up with four tickets. Disney On Ice presents less dance plans to keep us in on August 30th through September 1st. Mickey and his friends are rocking the DJ tables on Disney On Ice as they remix favorite Disney tunes in colorful world from Frozen 2, Little Mermaid, Wanna and the Lion King, and we're gonna hook you up, but you gotta tell us, are there advantages of being not with the pretty people? 407, 919, 1067, 877, 919, 1067. Called us now in Johnny's house. Are there advantages of being not with the pretty people? We're not gonna use the word unattractive 'cause you're attracted to somebody, okay? Here are there advantages? Four tickets to Disney On Ice presents less dance plans to keep us in the key of center August 30th, August 30th till September 1st. Let's find out what you're thinking about calling in from Davenport, Rudy. What's up, Rudy? - Hey, what's going on, guys? - All right, advantages of not hanging out with the pretty people. - So I'll be honest, man, I'm not, yeah, I'm comfortable enough to say I'm not a pretty person. - Okay. - I got blessed with some bad Mexican jeans. I'm five, five, maybe. - It's okay. - But I would say this though. Knowing that growing up, I know I got some damn good game. - Yes. - Because my wife is, I can comfortably say she's smoking hot. - Yep. - And I must have game to pull her. - Yes. - It's to the point where when we go out, we tell her like, you know, people, she makes me look like people think I got money. (laughing) - Dang. Dang. - But I'm comfortable enough, I mean, she's looking, you know, I'm very proud to have her as my wife. - Yes. - And growing up, I know I'm not that guy, right? - Yes. - But I got a really good personality, I know I got game, so. - Yes. - That makes me feel better about it. - No, absolutely. I mean, you know, here's the thing, when pretty people, especially with attractive men who've been attractive their whole lives, they get lazy in the dating game because they don't have to approach women, approach them. So, attractive women, like, well, I'm used to people attracting me, but they ain't nobody attracting, they're not talking to each other. So then they say, well, I need somebody, and then they sign a little Rudy. Little Rudy, hey, and Rudy's saying, "Hey!" (laughing) - Exactly, how my life is going. - That's how they say it, and you sound like you're a happy man too, you do. - I do, very much so, thank you. - You hold on one second, you got it. You just gotta be, like I said, Ray, when you get to the pretty game, you gotta have some talk. You gotta have some conversation. - Yeah. - You can't be up there, I can like you skate it, 'cause they can tell. Newsom are at a beach, CJ, good morning. - Good morning, good morning. - Good morning, good morning. What do you wanna say? - Well, you know, I mean, the way I see it, no, I'm about as ugly as a mangy dog, but-- - Stop. - Don't talk about yourself like that. - It's your truth. (laughing) - No one's ugly as a mangy dog, CJ. (laughing) - Let me tell you something. I am about a negative two out of 10. (laughing) - The old lady, no, the old lady, she's at least a 57 out of, you know. - A 10? - Yeah, actually. - Yes! - You give her a 50, not even a 10, just that number is like low low. Like, if there was a one out of five, she's like 172. - Okay. - Wow. - Okay, so how did you, how did you, you know, how did you get her? - Oh, I showed up, and I thought everybody there tried to get in my way. (laughing) - Battle Royale. - Now, did you mean physically fight or you fought for her love? - Both. - Both. (laughing) - Well, I mean, if you're a mangy dog, but lookin', you might have to get in a physical fight every now and then. - Hey. - Hey, man, you know, you know what it is, back on the loose downer, you got two choices, you go the whole field, you go in the mechanic, and not choose both. - There you go, and then she's happy to be with you, CJ. - You have the greatest personality, too. Every time you call, we love it. - Yes. - Boy, I look like it, thank you. - Well, here's his thing. When an attractive woman, you know, dates of CJ, she knows that CJ is gonna be loyal. He's always gonna be loyal. He has a bag, he's gonna protect her. All of that stuff. - 'Cause he has no options. - Stop. - Nice move. - That's true. They know that. - We'll go to the bar and she'll be dancing, have a good time, and I'll just be hanging back. - That's right. - I don't do no club stuff. I just set up the bar and drink beer and have a good day. But she's over there dancing, having a good time, jamming out, and then somebody come up and I was like, hey, you got about four seconds before you had this chair up, you olden your noggin. - Up your noggin. - And my thing is this. If there's a man over there that's talking about hitting my noggin, I'm out. (laughing) - CJ said, "Run up if you bout it." - You know, I'm just doing my best not to cut on the radio. - All right. - Yeah, thank you. - And you've done a great job on put your hole so weak, we can keep that going. Be what they say over there. - XL Mobile powered by Attorney Dan Newlin and Eric need a check. It's a no brainer, just call Attorney Dan Newlin. They say you're taking more seriously at work because clearly it wasn't your looks that got you there. - Clearly. - Damn. - And your spouse doesn't have to worry about anyone trying to hit on you at work because you're not an attractive person. - Man. - So one said, "I'm not saying I'm an attractive, "but let's just say I don't worry "about leaving my drink on the bar." (laughing) - Oh my gosh. - 'Cause ain't no one trying to drug this. (laughing) Hey, hey, I'm with you. You know who you are and it's cool, it's cool. I mean, it's not a sad, I mean, everybody's not made to be the most beautiful person in the world. You get comfortable in the skin, and you play the game, it's been played, you know? - You should still watch your drink, whoever that was, watch your drink. - 'Cause I'm out to leave my drink wide open. So there it is, nothing. All right, Rudy, for calling in, we're gonna hook you up with four tickets of Disney on Ice Presents last day. As planned at the Kia Center, I'll just find out what's happening the rest of the day with us, Ms. Ray, you got anything today? Second day of school with the kids. How'd you get off, okay? - They seem to be going to school pretty well this morning, which is good, so we'll find out how the day goes, but I have a meeting with you guys, then I have a dentist appointment, and then I'm going to check out the new Wild Fork over in, like, Nona. - Oh, nice, okay. - So they're opening up tomorrow, but I'm gonna go get a preview of it. - And that's like, what, a meat place? - It's like a meat place. They have like seafood, they have meat, they have like a ton of different things, so I'll post it all on social media, so you can check it out. And we're gonna have giveaways starting tomorrow, for like, gift cards. - Oh, nice. - Oh, okay. - They've been hit me on Instagram saying, hey, you gotta come check this out, 'cause every time I grill something, they're like, dude, you gotta come check this out. - Yeah. - Okay, okay, okay. Big round. - Just a bunch of radio shows to do around here. Don't forget, at 10 o'clock this morning, tickets for the presale for the Legendary New Year's Eve, with Joey Fatone and AJ McLean of the Backstreet Boys in NSYNC will be one on sale. It's at the House of Blues, we're presenting it, so if you want to get your tickets, the radio presale starts at 10 a.m., and if you've been at House of Blues, you know, intimate venue, so you want to grab your tickets early. Talking about it yesterday, since you're Florida together, we can check this out on all social media. We're gonna make a difference in a local school. 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