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A Quick Stop At Johnny's House: Heated Car Line Convo!
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It sets a tone for the whole class. - Yeah. - Mess around in here, you're going to the office. - We joke about jailhouse rules. - Yes. - How you take someone and you take them out just to show everybody what's up. - That's right. - This is like the teacher's version of jailhouse rules. - Yeah. - And at that point, you're like-- - Even if you're in kindergarten. - Yes. - It don't matter. - Hey, it got snatched out already. Timmy, sit down. Timmy, you don't, out of here. - Yep. - Yeah. - I know three one is a knot. - No, I can't get my name on the board. - What? - And then a check mark. - And then a check mark. And then I go. - You're going to do this on the first day? You're going to learn on the first day. - That's right. You better understand, man. Mess around, find out. Now I don't read, I got sent to the office once. So you got to grow up. You understand, I grew up in the South a long time ago. And I was in class and the kid called me the N-word. - Oh no. - He did. - I think I was in the second or third grade, and I didn't know what to do, so I just smacked him. - I would just say that you have a face? - That's the appropriate response. And it was Christmas break. And I didn't want it to mess up Christmas. So I waited till afterwards and told my dad, I can't go back to school until you come with me. He said, well, what happened? And I told him. He said, well, we going to the school. - Because I pay taxes. - He went to the school. And my dad was, he was hype, boy. And the principal said, hey, we heard what happened. John's a good kid. We talked to other kids, parents. He willing to apologize to John. We'll just, I'll let this go. My dad said, all right, knows it. And the kid was like, I'm sorry. It's like he didn't even know what he was saying it. He heard it in his house. - I'm sorry. - He's, I'm sorry. Okay, now hug. - They made you hug? - Hey, it was rough time back then, right? - What? - Now, right of the 40 times you went, how many times did you went to the office? Can we find out about one? - Well, my earliest memory in the principal's office was an elementary school. And that's because we were in lunch. And I remember sitting there and it was square pizza day. - Yes. - It was delicious. But my friend Zach, he was born with three fingers. And so you know, when you're younger, kids just like have no filter and they'll say whatever. And so this kid just kept saying something about my friend that had three fingers. And my friend was getting, like you could see his face getting right, like he was holding back the tears and all that. And so I was like, all right, I'm gonna take matters in my own hands. And I pushed him off of his chair and he unfortunately hit his head. I'm gonna go back at the table. But he was okay. He was fine. He was okay. But I pushed him and I told him stop making fun of him. - Good for you. - And so, but since I put my hands on another child, I did go to the principal's office and I had to explain why I pushed him off of his chair because he was a jackal. - Wow. And what did they say? That was wrong and go by the class? - Yeah, they were like, well, you need to keep your hands to yourself next time you need to tell a teacher. - Oh, very good. - Yeah. So, but my mom did have to come to the principal's office and sit there and talk about it. - Now when you're in high school, your mom knew them up there by first name, right? (laughing) - Me? Me? - When I was in high school, I mean-- - I'm not gonna joke you on it, right? Because elementary school, I didn't go to the principal's office once. - Yes. - Not one time. But middle school, I lived there. - Really? - Oh my gosh. - What were you acting out? What was going on? - I was a complete jackass. - Why? - It's the same reason I got kicked off the bus 'cause I just was. - Yeah. - I had been bullied pretty much my entire life for being small and we were poor. - Yeah. - So I lashed out at everybody and I was pretty bad. So I lived especially seventh grade. In fact, I would come in. They would send me straight back to the dean who knew my mom. He would call my mom directly. And then they would have a conversation with me sitting there and then I would get in trouble for a while and then I go, I lived in detention my seventh grade year. - Yeah. - Really? - There wasn't a day from the second day of school in seventh grade until the end of seventh grade that I didn't have detention. - Good. - It was a single day and it was only 15 minutes. Just enough to make you miss the bus. But jokes on y'all, I got kicked off the bus anyway. I wasn't missing the bus, but I used to have to stand in. His name was Mr. Franklin. He would put you in detention, you'd sit there and you couldn't do anything, sit silently. And then when your 15 was up, he'd make your row stand and he'd say, you know, row two stand, we'd stand. He'd say, pass quietly. You had to say, thank you, Mr. Franklin. And then you had to walk out. If you didn't say it and you didn't walk out quietly, that row sit back down. Next row. - Wow. - Every single day in my seventh grade year, I lived in the office and detention. - We had one rule in my house. Don't have me have to lose him working my job to come down to that school. - Yes. - So that's what they were scarier than going to the principal's office in seventh. - That's what they tried to do. - Yes. - But because I was already kicked off the bus and I was already in transportation. - I had nothing to lose, baby. - There was some of the ISS that I actually liked so. - I guess so. - 'Cause it's an equal suspension. - Yeah. I'm gonna take a break and at least I want to hear yours here in a second. And you want to call in, when was the time you were sent to the office or someone who's never been? You don't know what that's like. 407, 919, 1067, 877, 919, 1067, XL Mobile, 4107. Live streamers we want to hear from you. Social media will put it up. First time you were sent to the office we want to hear your story. So call us now. This is Johnny's house. 40% chance of rain. It's going to be about 104 with the heat. It is still 77 and partly cloudy. All right. We're trying to find out when did you get sent to the office and the reason we stopped with you. When did you get sent to the office? - Yeah. So in middle school, I got caught. Kissing my boyfriend at the time. - Raise your hand if you're surprised by this. Anybody? - Nope. - I don't see any hands raised. Okay, go ahead. - It was like one of like my first ish boyfriends or whatever and like you're not, you know, no PDA in school or whatever. So I got caught kissing in the hallway. - Did I sit at the office for that? - Yeah, the dean came up behind us and grabbed like we were, you know, in the mix of it. And he comes and he hugs both of us together. So we're like all three together bear hugging each other. And he's like, let's go to my office. And I was like, oh. - Did you have to call him all? - Yes, I did. And I would have been like in her and sold off me. - Yeah, I had no idea. R. Kelly was a dean. - Yeah, really. Wow. - Yeah. - Was he dean, did he? - Wow. - So he called my mom. This is a true story. He called my mom and he passed me the phone. And I was like, mom, I have to tell you something. She's like, give us all. Tell me now. And I got so nervous. I was like, I can't do it. You have to do it. I had to pass a phone to the dean. - Oh, that's right. - So he could tell. - You're not, I was kissing a boy. - Right. - So fast that girl was in here kissing, she's like, you know, it's going to happen when we get home, right? - Broke out of the car. Where's you going? I'm just running. I've been like, Forrest Gump, just running. - I'll stop somewhere in Seattle. - Kissing a boy. Jose from Leesburg, good morning. - Good morning, morning Johnny. - All right, so you got sent to the office, what? - So I was in seventh grade. I've always been probably one of the shorter people in school 'cause I'm only five, five now and 46 years old, but I was about four, four, 11, maybe back in seventh grade. - Okay. - I've always been picked on by the same guy, picked on, picked on. One day I finally just got fed up. He smacked me in the back of the head. I turned around. - Oh, that's the worst. - Got them in his eye. - You popped him in the eye? - Yes. - Yes, sir. Got sent to the principal's office as I was telling the recent, we received slots back in the day. They gave corporal punishment, so. - Yes, yes. - I had to go to the office in the 90s and bend over, my mom was called in, and they made my mom watch as they swatted me three times. And I mean, it hadn't been my first time being swatted. It was my most. - Is that what y'all called it? We called it paddling. We didn't call it. - I paddled or swatted, yes. - Yeah. - And it's a matter of, and in the end of the day, called it swadding. - Now, see, your mom signed a piece of paper that said that you could get swatted, but she had to be there. My parents signed all pieces of paper. Do we need to be that nine losing the work on the job? - Just go ahead and paddle them, and then when he gets home, we're gonna do it again. - Yeah, basically that's kind of what happened too. That means when that school got home and took one. - Now, I know it was a long time ago, but when the bully smacked you in the back of the neck, did it sound off? 'Cause I said when the bully smacked you in the back of the neck, did it sound off like wack. 'Cause that's- - Yeah, that's what triggered me. It was just like an involuntary reality. - Yes, yeah. - Smacked me in the back of the head, that sound was going loud. I turned around and popped him. - See, ladies, that's one thing y'all never understand. That's how I was bullying back it. If you got a fresh cut or your neck exposed- - Wack me in the back. - It sounds- - We used to lick our fingers. - Yes, man. - Wack! - And it sounds like a- - It's the worst. It is absolutely the worst, man. Jose, thank you for taking us back there, man. I appreciate you. - No problem. - All right, yeah. That's the worst. That's what will make you fight. That'll make you fight. Right what they say over there. - Somebody did get sent to the principal's office for putting their hands on somebody else. And that was the only time that they got in trouble. They did it once and then that was it. - Mm-hmm. - Oh, whatever. - I XM won't power by turning Dan Newland in a wreck. Need to check it's a no brainer. Just call turning Dan Newland. Someone said the tension was my main class in middle school. Staring at a wall, making no noise all day long. - Norese. - Jen sees she said in high school, she was caught smoking a cigarette and she flicked it off her friend. The next day she had to go to the office and she got suspended, but her mom was out of town so she threw a party. (laughing) - Dang, real quick. Valerie, Valerie, you got about 30 seconds. What'd you get sent to the office for? - Okay, really quick. This was back in the early 80s. I was in Catholic school in New York City. We got busted throwing wet toilet paper up on the ceiling. - Yeah, you can't do that. - Oh my gosh. - You cannot do that. - I remember looking at the 80s. Catholic people forget it. - Oh my goodness. Yeah, yeah. That's bad, Valerie. - Why do people do that? - That's that's bad, Valerie. - I don't know. - That's funny. - You're laughing now. You weren't laughing then, were you? - No, I was not. My mother didn't play. She was a type of parent that went on the first day of school until every teacher. You are not to put your hands on my kids. Ever. If they need to be disciplined, I will discipline me. - My parents like, put your hands on 'em. Let the principal do it. Everybody can beat that child. (laughing) I ain't losing work. (laughing) - See, like yours though, like, okay, you smack the kid 'cause he said something out of pocket. - Yeah, yeah. - Marie, she were, you know, fast ass and making out with people. (laughing) You can't justify throwing toilet paper on the roof. - No, no, no, you're just dumb. - You can't. You cannot do that. All right, we come back. What happens when you watch too much TV and go to sleep at night here real soon? 104 is what it's gonna feel like. It is 77 right now. All right, we all have to deal with it. Oh, and the Reese hasn't. Brian is out of it. This son is here. Chillin'. (laughing) Brian has a little smart going. What are we talking about? He says this little, this little smart thing. Like, I've been there, done that. - I put in my time. - Put in my time. - I've seen things. - I've already said that if you were a car line, you had to go to the car line. You were a car line warrior. 'Cause it's a battle every day. Ray broke some kind of rule yesterday. I hadn't figured out what it is yet. - I don't think I broke the rule. - You can't park on the side street. The car line is you drive up. They put the kid in your car, you drive off. - I know, but I was still in the main street. And so I just veered off. - Sir, you didn't go see your kids and grab them or the teachers? - No, I have my like, you have your slips. They have like the kids numbers that match like the tags on their backpacks. And then they'll like walkie talkie, the teacher, be like, hey. - Yeah. And no one said where your car? - No, 'cause there was 30 other parents that were doing it. - It doesn't make it okay. If 30 other parents shot lift right now, is it okay to shot lift? - No, but I don't know what you did. I feel like everybody was lined up. And so I was in the line, but I was still on the main street. And so I saw other people- - So your car was in the car line? - It was in the car line. And then I got out. - So you let me do it. Oh, you got out of the car line. That's what I'm saying. I was still on the main street. Like that was backed up all the way through the neighborhood. - But then you didn't go through the car line by the school 'cause you already had your kids. - 'Cause I already had my kids. - Right, no. Jayden's old middle school was that way. And you aren't allowed to leave your car in the neighborhood to go pick up your kids and walk back to your car. - But there's street parking. - It doesn't matter. - I guarantee maybe by Friday, there's gonna be a sign up saying don't leave your car here. - There was a person there that said that they had their kid in second grade now and they've been doing this for two years and they said don't ever get into that car line park right here and then go get your kid. - Again, if they told you to shop lifts 'cause you shouldn't pay for things 'cause I've been shoplifting for two years. It's okay to shop lift. - I'm not stealing anything. I'm picking up my children. - You're breaking rules. - No, I'm making the line shorter for other people to get into the line. - I understand everybody wants a shortcut or that edge in the car line. There isn't one. - But I wasn't inside of the car line into the school. Like I was in the neighborhood trying to get into the main car line. - You just left your car line and I just parked on the, in a parking space. - How much time would you say you saved about 45 minutes? - At least, at least 'cause where I was parked, there was somebody that still had not moved. - Now, the only time I've heard it done right, Brian, you talking about this years ago with your kid, is they had some walkie-talkie system that they called and soon as you pull up, your kid was there and you drove right off. - Yup, they would see you come in, they would have somebody stationed at the front of the school and you would get there and they'd be like, "All right, you know, I didn't grab." And then by the time you snake around, you stand in there and you get in, you get right out. That was the most genius one ever. - Kind of like a Chick-fil-A order. - They've all been bad since then. And really, I know what you're saying, but like if I live in that neighborhood, it's my house, I had a friend coming over, they needed that parking spot. You ain't supposed to be there. - I have people texting me. I have a law enforcement officer that texts me and said, "If you are not violating the traffic law, "then you are good to go." I did not violate any traffic law. And it says that school laws do not... - Apply to the police. - Yes, it's like to the neighborhood parking. - Well, they shouldn't be a law enforcement officer, they might all do respect, sir, or ma'am, because you're saying rules don't apply because they're not official rules in a law book. - I was about to say who's texting you, but I ain't gonna do it. - Just because they... - But I'll say congratulations to you. - I found a loophole. - Yeah, I know who it is, but congratulations. - I have another person that just texts me and said, "Go get your kids, girl." - These are all people that don't care about society and don't care about rules, that's all. - But it's not, it's not disrespecting society. - It's disrespecting me if I own that house that you parked in front of. - Okay, well then you should just put a sign on in front of your house and said, "Don't park here." - Yeah, I thought I had a little scam, like yours. You're not gonna follow that rule either. - It's a public parking space. - Okay, it's a scam. - But I thought it was a little scam. - It is not their, they don't own that parking space. - Until, like my kid's school backs up to the Walmart neighborhood store, and I said, "Hey man, walk over there, I'll come and get you." And that worked one day 'cause all the parents heard about it. I was like, "Hey!" - He's parking in a public park, not that is. - Is there anybody in the condo? - He's parking in a business. - Yeah, I didn't park until I've been. - And I used to do that to pick him up, but they told me. - And I betcha it says, "Store parking only." - Right, so you know what I did? I would go inside of Walgreens and I would purchase-- - Can you buy something? - I would purchase some things. I used to go knock on that door and be like, "Hey, do you need some sugar?" - I'm telling you. - I'm parking in front of your house. - By the time I got out of the store, he was walking across with the crossing guard. Boom, I'm a customer. He's in my car. - Perfect. - He marked my word. There's gonna be a sign up. If not this week, next week. - They've been doing it for a couple of years. - I think that person lied to you. I swear I think they lied to you. - I just think, right. Keep doing it if it's not causing a disrespect. - But what, I see what you're saying. You think that I'm parking like in their driveway. I'm parking in a space that is belong, it belongs to the neighborhood, it doesn't belong to their house, it doesn't say reserved for so-and-so family residents. It doesn't say reserved for so- - Do you live in that neighborhood? So it's not your space. - My children do. - But you don't. - Okay, but my children do. - But when they get cars, they could park there. (laughing) - My kids go to that school. - I don't own the house. I don't care. I'm just saying basic rules of society is what keeps us- - Okay, your kids go to school, but you say your kids live, they live in that neighborhood? - Yes. - Yeah, I can't argue that one. They live in the neighborhood, yeah. You can prove it. - I say do it until you get a boot. - And make them walkers. - Yeah. - And then they can walk across the street. - But they are, they are listed as car riders or walkers. - Okay. - Right, the race seems to be getting out of the control. - You think that I'm breaking some sort of rule, but I'm not. - I just feel that if I gotta stay in the car line- - If there was a sign that said this is reserved for so-and-so residents, I would not park that. - There's one in my neighborhood. - Fire. - Yeah. I wanna hear your stories. - I would not park that. - Can we do this? - Your stories- - Sorry. - That's how heated the car line gets. - It is. - That's how it is. - Hey, and I'm not in it no more, so I just like to throw something. - I know, I'm in it. I hate it. I do. I'm trying to be positive about it too. 407, 919, 1067, 877, 919, 1067, XL Mobile 4107, Social Media Live Stream. I wanna hear your stories from the car line. Car line warriors call us right now. You know you got stories. There'll be the last time we do it. We cloudy now. It's already getting heated and we ain't even the car line. Not even in the car line. And I just say, you know, Ray just, some, she got some super secret way of going to just walking up and getting her kids. - Or I just found a parking space and I parked there and got my kids. - I just let a car in the car line, abandon the car and then go get the kids while the car is running. And then go get the kids. - Now you're just making a deal. - I just say basic rules are what make us a society. - And I was following the basic rules. - We should stick to them. That's all I'm saying. - There's someone that wants to defend Ray. Triple Stee! - Yeah. - What's up, Triple Stee? Good morning, guys. - First of all, congratulations to you. - Yes. - Congratulations. - Thank you. Thank you. She's got Law Enforcement Officer of the Year. - Yes, I am. - Very good. - And when I heard this discussion happen, I wasn't gonna call until I heard Brian say, quote, he obviously doesn't care about society. (laughing) - Well, I mean. - I was like, hold up. - There's rules for a reason. - I was saying and I have met one, rules and laws are two different things. Rules are not really based and laws are fact. So it seems like you're caught up between what makes you feel good and what the law is. - No, no, no. I mean, the ten items or less thing doesn't make me feel emotionally either way. And it's a rule inside of a place because they own the place and they can make that rule. That's not a law. I don't think it's in the books anywhere, ten items or less. - Yes. - Have you ever got into the line with 11 items? - No, sir. - I have all the time. - Absolutely, I'm not. - Did anybody in that line? - I'll do it, but that's a different time. - Would you sound like the type that would though, if you were in a hurry? Because you just don't care about basic rules. - Well, see, the thing is when I'm coming to her defense because I live in this traffic world and when I hear her say I was parked in a legal parking spot, if it's outside your house, you don't maintain that street. - I'd have to check with the HOA rules because all HOA rules are different. So I'd have to check, well, you can't guarantee me unless you have a copy of the HOA rules. - If you do, then sign. - For that particular neighborhood. - For that particular neighborhood. - Yeah. - Well, what the laws, do you have a gate? - I don't know how to live there. - Is there a gate in that neighborhood? - What do you mean like a gate? - Does a gate in neighborhood? - No. - No, no. - Oh, great, then she has public access to those streets and she has, there's no sign that says you can't park. She could legally park in front of your house for as long as she wanted to. - And there's so many people that are like, - I know this. - Good. - The only reason I know this is because I got into it with my neighbor in my community because he was parking his car there and I was like, yo, what do you do? And he's like, well, laws are laws and he's right, a hundred percent right. - Yeah, so you got a little chip on your shoulder to move your car. - Right, yeah. - So, I mean, we can all just do whatever's best for us and not care about our fellow man. If that's what we'd want to do, we can go that way. - Just say. - Oh my God. (laughing) - It's just it. - It needs to get some troopers to sit outside the XL one of the cases. - Well, it's just funny because there's people that are commenting in their like, don't park in front of my yard. There's no sign and it's a public yard. And literally, what is 20 minutes out of your day gonna do for me to pick up my children? - Well, see, we throw that children thing in my house. - We're talking down. - It's different, my thing. - I just want to look out there and see your dented up little car in front of my house. - Oh, wait, for 20 minutes? - Yeah, tell me whatever. - This is what's wrong with the world. And title of fricking people. - I just say. - I know that, park wherever they want. - Ray, Ray, I'm gonna come pick you up. - It's funny 'cause Brian likes to push buttons and it's like, it's the dumbest thing. Because Christine on YouTube, she's like, I disagree, I'm sick of these cars in front of my house. - That's right, Christine. - I'm sorry, Christine, take it off with your neighborhood. But it's a public space. - Me? - Wherever my car fits in, that's where I sit for 18 days until they let my kid out of school. - It's not of like a five hour ordeal. It's literally 20 minutes. - I pack a lunch and I have a can for emergency uses. (laughing) - I am literally storing all of this information. - I just say I should not. - I have a kid. - True, Steve, it's a pleasure to always talk to you, man. You call us anytime and congratulations again, bro. - Yeah, you guys have a great day. Be safe. - You too. Anything over there, baby. - I love you, Steve. - Yeah, anything over there. - I love you, Steve. - We ran out of time. - I know. - It's my fault. - The next time I'm able to power back, Christine Dan Newlin and Iraq need to check called Dan Newlin, let's see. Brian needs to calm down. - Damn. - My kid's school encourages everyone to do what Ray's doing. - The school encourages that? - Yes, because it cuts down the car line. - Again. - You find a public space park there. - On the flip side, someone says I don't have kids, but Ray, you're cheating the car line. You're cheating because it's convenient for you. You're cheating. - I'm finding a damn public parking space. Calm the F down, people. - I'm going to leave here and go get in the parking. - I don't understand. - I'm going to leave here for blocking our streets in the neighborhood, long-server-skate parking spot. - They got no place to go because you parked there to get your kids instead of waiting in the car line. - You're going to take that up with your HOA so they can put no parking signs up there. That's not my fault. - I'm going to leave at the show third period, so I can pick my kid up at the skate. - All right, so you can obey the rules. - I'm just going to be parked there. - Hey, that's a good man of you right there. - Sir, client, they know it for another three hours. That's all right, I'm going to just go ahead and wait. - Now you're just taking away education from your child. - No, no, he's going to wait. Oh, I'm not picking him up early. - They won't even let us get in the car line until 2.30, yeah, they will not even let us. - Now I'm that one coming in at 2.31. All right, listen, we come back in a couple minutes. Ray, I have celebrity news right here on Johnny's house. - Do you need to see your family doctor today? - Now you can at Advent Health Primary Care Plus. But what's the plus? On-site labs, virtual visits, evening and weekend hours, and of course, same-day appointments. It's comprehensive primary care on your schedule. Wear your home for wellness exams, health screenings, nutritional counseling, and even mental health support. Visit primarycareplusnow.com to schedule an appointment today. Primary Care Plus, a whole lot more.