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I don't know. I don't think we are, aren't we? No, it's Patreon. Patreon. It was live on X. Don't know what would happen here today. Did you try to tap into the Trump thing last night? Yeah, it was in the whole time. Dude, I got kicked out a million times and I had to end up catching it later. Also, there was some audio issues too, where sometimes it sounds like you had a like a lisp or something because it was going through a speakerphone. Other times it didn't and it was dipping in and out. Let me ask you a question. Why not just go live with video and just do a sit-down conversation? Well, Trump's on the campaign tour right now and Elon is wherever he is. I don't know if he was here or if he was in San Francisco. But it's such a big deal for your company. Why not do it in the same room with the guy who's running for president of the United States? I would have made the time for that, I think. Otherwise, watching it, because I saw some clips here and there as the night was going on, it looked like two dudes talking into a speakerphone essentially. Yeah, that's pretty much what it was, but Twitter is a, it's still, well, it's not Twitter, but spaces is an audio-only format. And do a lot of people use it? Yeah, and like more millions and millions and millions of people use it every day. No shit. Do you use a bum? I do not, but I have a lot of people I follow who do. Okay. And I'll listen in sometimes depending on whatever the subject is, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. I mean, it's, it's very popular. You know, there was a, God, what was that stupid app from like a year ago? Discord? No. It's what spaces became. I know exactly what you're talking about, but I can't remember the name of it. Oh, yeah. Far. Yeah. Look at all you guys. Clubhouse. Yeah. Clubhouse. There you go. Clubhouse. That was the one that Tim Dillon liked, that clubhouse app. Yeah. Yeah. But Twitter just basically did what they did and did it better. Clubhouse was way worse. Like one, it couldn't handle that amount of people. I don't think at any point during its time, but to the cutting in and out of the audio, that shit happens. It's user tech dependent too, right? Yeah. So if you're on cell phones, talking on a, on speakerphone or whatever, whatever, it dips in and out, it's going to, obviously there's no way to correct that in the audio feed. No. And the thing with him having a list, because I was reading Judge, like, judges gone full left and they're just completely bald out now at this point. But when I was watching it, it was just a delayed speakerphone issue there, which, you know, it's, it looked weird watching two men have phones on speakers sitting on a table going back and forth. I felt like I was watching a conference call for a little bit. I mean, that's essentially what it was. Yeah. But I thought their conversation was good. I just couldn't see it until about an hour later. Now, before we started, you said they got hacked and I saw DDOS was trending, but I don't know what that means denial of service attack. And where did that come from? That I don't know. I'm sure Twitter's investigating it now. They have cybersecurity team. Well, the rumor last night was Iran. I don't know why Iran would care. I don't like it. That seems unlikely. I think Israel is up there on the list. Iran's up there on the list. Russia's up there on the list, China. The one of those four countries did it or our own intelligence service. That's what feels more appropriate. Yeah. And not not clear as to the differences between our own intelligence service and the Israeli intelligence service at this point, either. But those are the most likely culprits, the people that actually have the capability and desire to pull something like that off. A denial of service attack is basically like just constantly calling somebody's phone so nobody else can call it. I mean, that's productive, but that's essentially what it is. And Elon's got to know today, right? I'm sure you'll know. Well, I don't know. I mean, some of this stuff is pretty sophisticated, but the ways to get around it, it took them a little time, but the ways to get around it are one is you find the IP or range of IPs that are doing it and block them on your switch or your router or whatever black box you have. And then the second way to do it would be to change your IP address to a different one so they can immediately find it and restart the attack, right? Okay. That's called sidestepping. He probably did both. That's why it took like about 25 minutes to actually start the program after they figured out it was a denial service attack. He had some nice things to say about Kamala, which was interesting last night. Who? Trump. What do you say? Congratulated her for being on the cover of Time Magazine. He said that during the interview and thought it was odd that she didn't do an interview and I do too. It's very rare to put somebody on the cover and then then refuse an interview. So she actually said no. Yeah, she said no, which is interesting. A couple points on that one to the chat. Somebody said something about DDOSing himself because they weren't ready for that amount of traffic. Anything's possible, sure. He said it was a denial service attack and he was able to carry, because I was on it the whole time. They were able to carry over a million concurrent live listeners throughout the next two and a half hours. So I unlikely, in my opinion, that it was not a denial service attack because otherwise they would have had intermittent trouble throughout the rest of the broadcast. As to Kamala, some people are filing FEC complaints today, suggesting that this, for two reasons, one, suggesting that this is an in-kind donation of media, free media, to Donald Trump from a supporter of his, which could be true if it weren't for the fact that he also offered. He wanted that it's a media company and that he offered equal time to the other candidate. So he did. Yes, he did. So that's not, they can file those all they want, but that's nothing. The other one is that Elon filed a super PAC, right? And you can either be on the candidate side or the issues, the PAC side, right? You can be on one side or the other once the wall goes up, they call it. That one I don't know about, they may have violated some campaign finance then, I don't know. Interesting. Not sure, but I think it's been around for a while. Yeah, I don't think it was the case. No. And he did invite her on, she denied. She's not doing interview interviews, by the way. She hasn't been, she hasn't done, taken a question, I think, in 25 days or something now, something like that. It's clearly a game plan, where they don't want her to fucking talk whatsoever. Yeah, they know she's a fucking mongoloid. She's dumb as shit, dude. Dumb like fucking simple Jack Dumb, full retard. Like honestly, what do they think it's September 10th is less than a month away now. Yeah. And even if that's the only debate she does, there's no way, like her only strategy is going to be what it was with Pence in 2020, which is to say, wait for Trump to interrupt her, excuse me, excuse me, I'm talking. Anyway, Mr. President, excuse me, that'll be her fucking entire debate performance. I think she's going to call him a racist live on stage. Oh, please do. And I think she's going to do the same thing she did to Biden. That's what she did to Biden during their primary. When she got up there for her one debate was she called Joe Biden a racist. Jill has always hated her ever since. They've never been friends, but that was the candidate installed. You needed somebody of color. I think she goes that route, tries to squeeze out everything she can out of this. And then that's it. I don't think we hear from her again after that. You don't though. You don't need somebody of color. I know you don't like it. I look, I know you even for Democrats, you don't need that to win. No shit. But that's the route that they went because they had said it. Remember Biden had said, yeah, I'm choosing someone of color. So they were stuck. And she was kind of the last person there at the dance. So you had to take her. But I think she does this one debate and never answers a fucking question after that. The same playbook is 2020. I mean, she's going to get totally different reasons. She this might be this might be the worst debate performance we've ever and I'm including Biden in that. Because at least he has an excuse. He's retired. He's like, he's a dying man. Yeah, he's going to be dead any minute. She's politically speaking in her prime right now. It will never get any better for her than her current state, which is completely incapable of formulating a complete thought about an actual policy issue, right? Like if you ask her, what's your policy on the border? We're going to make it. We're going to do it border on day one. It's like, okay, how about day now? Because you're in charge right now. You can do it right now. Like she can't articulate any policy position that she holds in any way. And so now, I don't know if you noticed this, but this week, we've started with it's a preamble to propaganda is what it is. So the left has started talking about and the media has because they always do this in unison. They've started talking about how, oh, she's one of the most brilliant people we've ever met. She's just not good on stage. Oh, good. Yeah. Yeah. So that she's not good at tests, the part where you find out how much somebody knows. That's what you mean. Shut the fuck up, dude. God damn it. Are you kidding me? Like she's going to walk into a room with Xi Jinping or fucking Vladimir Putin and be like, boom burden by what has been. And they're going to be like, get this fucking con out of here. Are you kidding me? Get her out of here. Say what you want about Hillary Clinton. At least she's got fucking balls. Yeah. She could sit down for 10 hours straight and explain exactly what she wants to do to the world, right? And whether you like it or not, that's up to you, but she can fucking articulate it for sure. She knew about foreign policy and everything else. And Bill Clinton, great orator, great speaker, what both one on one and in front of a crowd. Same thing with Obama, Bush, eh, eh, I mean, he's kind of a fucking retard too, isn't he? He was never great. But Trump just like, he meanders a lot. I think it turned some people off, to be honest, but he thinks he's like a stand-up comedian or some shit. Well, we'll see what happens when they actually do it. So are they locked in for that? That's official on September 10th on ABC. Yeah, that one was signed before. That's the old Joe Biden debate. Okay. Because she denied the other two. Because he said, look, let's do one on September 4th, September 10th. And I believe the last one was going to be September. It was either the 17th or the 25th. It was one of those two days. It was like three in three or four weeks. Yeah. Yeah. So they clipped it down to just one. Well, they didn't clip it down to just one. She never agreed to any of that. Yeah, she never agreed to it. She doesn't want like she they're trying to limit their exposure. No, I know. But this whole narrative that Donald Trump was afraid to debate her nuts. That's my looking forward to it. That's my super bowl. That's my favorite of all the dumb shit that's been said recently is like, Oh, Trump's running scared. Like, no, he's not. He's no. No, he wanted three more. Even if even if he, well, I mean, forget about how good he is at it. Just think about who Trump is a is a person. He would never he would never run from that. Even if he knew he was going to lose, he wouldn't run from him. Cameron time. Yeah. He would fucking blow that belling up before he would run away from it. I hope he just sticks to policy of what he did from 16 to 20 and then crusher on that because the last four years have been horrific and she was the borders are. And then that's it. You can kind of let her hang herself. The problem is he's good for about six. I'm assuming it'll be a 90 minute debate, Bob. Same as last time probably with a are you. He's good. I thought he was good for 60. And then the last half hour, he fucking meandered and didn't answer a question. Well, we'll see. We'll see. Like he it started with the the the child tax credit question is where it started to go downhill because I'm not sure he had an answer for it. It was child tax credit slash day daycare and childcare that neither of them answered. Yeah, they didn't either. I don't think either of them had an answer to the question. So they were just like, you know what? Who's better at golf, bitch? Yeah, it was. You know what I mean? That's that's where it went off the rails. And I think it's because well Biden didn't have an answer to anything. But I think Trump didn't actually have an answer to that question. I don't either. Now he now he does because Vance has taken a position to increase the child tax credit from 2,500 per child to 5,000 per child. Okay. So that's their official party position now. All I do say that. All right. And then which is funny because comma will be saying it next week. Well, then that's the thing. So, uh, isn't it what Romney wanted to do? Yeah. Romney had a bigger tax credit as well. He did. Yeah. Back in back in 2012. Romney came up with those and for the and for child. Yeah. And for childcare, by the way. And, uh, and then Thomas Massey is the one that came up with the, uh, no tax on tips. Although, the original was Ron Paul like a million years ago. Yeah. So Trump, you know, said he was going to do it. And then, uh, Jean Luc Picard came out and said yesterday that Biden was going to do it. Yeah. I was like, okay. So do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it right now. Yeah. Go right now. Like sign a, an EO and be done with it right now, but no, that's not going to happen. So, I can't wait for September 10th. Shit. I'm ants. We're going to go live next week for her acceptance speech on the DNC. I mean, to see that because I don't know that I've seen her do more than eight minutes on a stage before. Um, she's done town hall style stuff, but it's not good. Even the, I mean, you can see the sit down interview she does with the media. They're terrible. It's really bad. Yes. Like fair enough. Look, I hear, I don't think that Ron DeSantis is particularly good in front of camera either, but he can answer questions. Like he can, you can ask him a question and he will deliver a set of facts to you in several paragraphs that make sense. Whether he's looking his mouth weird and fucking eyeballs are weird or whatever the fuck that's a whole other question, but he can answer the goddamn question. Kyle, my hair is can't. She literally cannot answer the question. No, I know. And I just don't know how that's going to play because these, the lefty, lefty voters, their brains are fucked up. Like they, it's, it's, they're just like fucking smooth, man. It's smoother than a baby's fucking ass inside of their head right now. And any new information just bounces right off it. But when they see her, because it worked with Biden, when they saw how fucked mentally Biden was, they were like, Oh my God, we got to get him out of here. So I wonder if there isn't going to be something where they look at this woman and be like, God fucking damn it. Why didn't we have an open convention? Well, you'll know when she gives her speech on, on Thursday night, that'll be what the 22nd. So roughly nine days away from that. And then we'll know on the 10th, when they do the debate. And if I think if that's a disaster, then I think that case up in New York, they seriously think about throwing him in jail, because that's the last move from that point. That's the last chess move that they have to try to get Trump. Uh, but we'll see. And then if there is going to be a VP debate, I don't believe they've announced it yet. Have they? I don't think there's a date yet. Yeah, I don't think there's a date yet either. No, I think they should just go to a shooting range is even shoot better. That'd be great. Because here's what I think. I don't think either one of those motherfuckers can shoot. Really? Yeah. Was, uh, what did JD Vance do? Uh, he was like a writer journalist. Okay, overseas. He was like, uh, like what Joker wanted to be and fucking, what do you call it? Yeah, he was in the Marines. Like he was a actual Marine. He wasn't like a embedded journalist, but he, he, yeah, he worked for a publication within the, yeah, he was a writer. Gotcha. And Tim Walsh was an artillery and they don't come on now. Okay. I mean, they pull a little strings and stuff. Hey, Harry Truman. Like I love artillery, by the way, when, when I'm in a fucking gunfight and somebody needs to die way over there, fucking bring me guns, bring me, bring me big guns, cannons, bring me fucking air. All that shit. I love that shit. All I'm saying is he doesn't have a fucking shoot. He's never fired a gun and anger in his entire life. Neither one of those dudes. What were you gonna say about? Harry Truman has more bodies than any president ever. Does he really? Yeah. You're talking about just, uh, Shima Nagasaki? No, no, personal kills. Kills that he was more or less directly responsible for. Are you sure? Because George Washington had to have killed somebody. So we did in a whole episode on that, on, on sophomore history. Washington probably war crimes. Someone. Fuck yeah, I did. In the, uh, French and Indian war. I don't think, I don't think he got any bodies in the revolution. He executed somebody. Yeah. I'm pretty sure he might have executed somebody. Um, Truman though, was, uh, an artillery officer and obviously he wasn't pulling the strings all the time, but he was pulling, pulling the strings on cannons from time to time on, on artillery pieces in world war one. So, uh, there's a good chance he caught the most bodies. I support that. Yeah. Same here. Same here. I'd love to see it too. We don't have any film on that. Do we? No, no, I, it would be nice if, uh, to qualify for president, you had to both serve in war and have killed somebody. Yeah, if you're going to send other people to die over there. Hey, dude, you should have the fucking knowledge to do it for sure. Uh, Zach had to, in the chat, and I actually think I've heard this before, but I don't know if this is true or not. He said Washington performed Roman style decimations on mutinous soldiers. Do you know anything about that? Like if too many from one particular troop or battalion of brigade of too many soldiers deserted, they would perform a decimation, which is everybody gets in line and every 10th dude gets executed. I don't think the British army did that. He, there's no way he did that in the US revolution. Right? Like I can't imagine that that happened there. They already had such problems with desertion. Why would you stick around if, if that happened or with re-upping contracts? But he did the, the executions he did on the French, uh, that his unit definitely did on the French, uh, was in the French and Indian war, uh, the seven years war. So, I mean, I heard something about that, but I've never seen any evidence of that effect. And you would think that something like that would have evidence. I heard Taft, uh, used to sit on dude's faces until they fucking got snuffed out. Bear ass, and he would really get those cheeks in there and, uh, and he would kill people. Oh, yeah. So we'll never know, you know, that was history is, you know, it's a game of telephone back then that we don't really know. That was not until he was a Supreme Court justice. Yep. So you get the death penalty, Taft would come. A federal death penalty. Not a state penalty. And he would pull down his pants, spread those fat fucking cheeks, dude, and then just put them right over somebody and snuff them out, which is what I loved about him. And he had a big body count too. Uh, something hilarious last night, Bob, I just sent you a clip on Twitter. Um, why, we were talking about this before the show. When did journalists start doing like fucking late night shows and Steven Colbert and shit like that? You talking about this dumb bitch? Yeah. No. I don't know. I mean, they're just trying to amplify the propaganda, right? That's how you do it. It's called a third party validation and marketing terms. So you have, let's say you have eight entities and they all kind of hover in the same sphere. Let's say it's the outdoor sphere. So one's a gun company, ammo company, clothing, company, food, whatever, right? They all work together. Like, Oh, you know what? You love our guns? Well, we like this food. So that means you should like this food. It's the transit property. It's the third party validation. That's why they do it. Yeah. Uh, who's this with, uh, Johnny Curtis Walter Cronkite? Yeah. So it's been going on for a while. Walter fucking Cronkite, dude. Walter Cronkite. I can't even name the bitch on CNN. I'm sure I could find a less famous one if I really wanted to dig. I was saying they've been on for a while. Cronkite was the fucking goat. Like he's on the Mount Rushmore of, of, of, of newscasters probably. I mean, who else you got there? You got Cronkite, maybe, maybe proper Walters. Like, I mean, for like people I grew up with though, maybe rather or all time. Yeah. I fucking hate Dan Rather, but yes, probably. Um, I mean, what does he sound like in a normal interview? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He sounds like he's got fucking marbles. I just watched his documentary. Yeah. Is it bad? It's a good documentary, but, um, it shows that he lied about a bunch of shit and got fired for it. And, uh, and it's, he's had a weird life sense. He's had a really weird life sense. Yeah. He just lives on Twitter. Yeah. He's, uh, he's a, uh, birthday clown now, I think, right? I think doing children's birthday parties and occasional rapes. Yeah, but he's not allowed near children, allegedly. No, but play that clip from last night. Bob, that I sent you here. I know you guys are objective over there that you just report the news as it is. Oh, I know a CNN makes a, I know that's supposed to be a lab life. I wasn't supposed to be, but, uh, I guess it is. All right, press pause. Like Caitlyn Collins, one of the lead anchors at CNN. She's the prime time chick. Yeah. And, uh, little, little Stevie Colbert was trying to make the point that CNN is objective and his New York liberal crowd were like, ah, come on. We don't even believe that you fucking dummy. Yeah. Nobody believes this shit anymore. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. I don't know if it's good and that people have finally woke up, even them, or if it's bad and they're like, they know it's partisan and they don't fucking care. I'm not sure. Like I think, uh, I'll switch it. Let's say Hannity was on last night and they said the same thing about Fox News. Even I would laugh and be like, yeah, no, no, they're not. Yeah. So I mean, there are a lot of people posted this video on Twitter and a lot of people had comments about it. And a lot of the comments from a lot of the, you know, lefties on Twitter were like, you think Fox is any better? And it's like, no, nobody does. No, no, maybe, maybe you're like 90 year old grandfather thinks that Fox is on the up and up, right? But literally no other reasonable rational fucking human being thinks that. No, it's their polar opposites for a reason. They're going after ratings. And that's it. The down the middle guys are over. They got wiped out years ago. I don't think, I don't think most people even watch it to be on. I mean, just based on the ratings, everything. The ratings are terrible. I mean, your, her show hovers around 800,000 viewers, which we live in a country of 330 million. So it's awful. So no, uh, the, the leaders are I mean, the shows on Fox has been leading for fucking years. The, the top shows on Newsmax range from like five to 700,000. And CNN is barely ahead of Newsmax. And I don't even know how to, honestly, I'm on Newsmax sometimes. And I don't even know how to find it on cable television. Yeah, I know it's there. I just have no idea where, you know what I mean? It's like the clitoris. You know, it's there, but you just can't find it. And you don't care. No, you don't. Uh, yeah. Fox is always usually number one unless, uh, something wild happens for the week. MSNBC will get a shot in the ratings, uh, for whatever that is. But, uh, it depends what the news story is. So like take the assassination coverage. Fox was number one by Miles. Yeah. Uh, the Kamal Harris coverage when she took over for Joe Biden, MSNBC, edged him out. It wasn't by a lot. Wait, somebody's edging? Yeah, they're all edging over there. Fuck Bob. Uh, pull up edging. Yeah, pull up Rachel Maga, metal edging. Oh, I don't want to see Gumby edge. No, do you not? No, fucking lesbian Gumby. No, nobody wants to fucking see that. Is she married in real life? What's her story? Yeah. Oh, third thing I get is just actual porn, but they don't seem to be edging. This is this photo is from Wikipedia, this watercolor of, uh, yeah, we can't put that off. That's not edging though. That's just that's bad. No, you're you're diddling yourself or each other, but you just don't ever get. I mean, you can be edging if you're fucking two though, right? Yeah, you can. As long as you're not blasting loads. Yeah, or whatever girls do. I don't know. I've never experienced that. I'm not sure. But did somebody pose for this? It later appears as if they did. Yeah, I think so. I don't know. I could draw this from memory. I mean, look, good for them. You know, it's, uh, the dude looks kind of dicey. What? It's just a little twink with a hog. Maybe it looks 17. Like it's, it's close. It's very, very close. It's a watercolor. You know, I don't know what's going on. But the, they're, they're look like they're having fun. And that's what MSMBC is doing. It's just a lot of edging. And you're not going to get away from it. What do you mean by they're edging? MSMBC. Yeah. They're just right on that line where they're just, oh my god, we think that we can do it and Commonwealth is the savior and we're almost there, but we don't know if we're going to get to come or not. We have no idea if we're going to get to come or not. And what would if this is our candidate, if this is the one? What would coming be in that instance? If, if they, if Kamala Harris and Tim Walz win this election, you will see Rachel Maddow and Joy Reid pull out fucking double penny vibrators live on air and just go to goddamn town. So like one of the long ones, like, uh, buckling for a dream. Oh, he's to ask. Yeah. Cause, cause you're not getting Trump, Trump's not going to run at 82. No, definitely. This is the last go round. Yeah. So this would be their final crescendo for them. And if that happens vibrators live on air, I want to, I'll say this. I don't think that the Democratic party even wants her to win. And I'm being totally serious. And here's why. If she wins, then that means that another Democrat can't run for eight years because they're not going to run against her as an incumbent and 28, right? Which means Gavin, Gavin Newsom, Shapiro, Kelly, all the fucking that wipes them out there. They're fucking done. I didn't even think about that until, until 2032, they be done. Shapiro should still be young enough, but the other two. No, no. Well, what I'm saying is that fucking stalls out their political careers. Like Gavin Newsom's not going to stay governor until 2032. For sure. Um, I didn't even think about this. Matt, I'll clip by the way. You want to talk about edging? This was ridiculous. Yeah. Here, we found some audio of the edging. Oh, God damn it, dude. So we covered part of it, dude. And I was, because the screen's far away and I'm looking at it. And I was like, motherfucker, is that the goddamn? I mean, the minute Dan said we have the audio, but there was another video underneath. And I saw Michael Jordan underneath there. And I was like, man, you're not doing this for MJ, are we? And then sure enough, you fucking dirtbags. It's been a while. It has been a while. Like two weeks, maybe three. Is it weird that I almost enjoyed it this time where I was like, okay, great. Yeah, it's been a while being gay. You're you've been converted at this point. He playing that my fucking headphones. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be getting like a goddamn hour over here. But yeah, as far as the edging goes for for MSNBC and all those guys, yeah, that would be the final crescendo. But you're right, it would nuke out the rest of the party until yeah, I mean, think think about that. You have Walt's who is he's the most progressive dude of all time. There's no way he can he can win a general election. No, especially not with all the smoke on him about stolen valor, you know, everything else in the in the chin. Like he was also there's new stuff about him. We'll talk about it. I we can talk about it now. He was an ambassador for the Gay Straight Alliance. Do you know what that is? I don't. It was a thing it was a club in nationwide and high schools, where it was like, we're bringing gay and straight kids together to, you know, whatever. Is there a logo, Bob? Can we pull up a fun logo? It's a GSA. Yeah. Oh, yeah, there's a logo. The problem is the Gay Straight Alliance had a litany of let's let's call them incidents and, you know, where adults were taking advantage of children grooming, right? Grooming them. Yes. And multiple like instances of people getting charged with raping children with grooming children with like Marxist bullshit. This is one of the tools that they use to get all the fucking weird gender stuff into schools, as a matter of fact, and it started in the late 90s. Oh, they put a kid in a wheelchair. There's even a fucking wheelie in there. No way. And notice that front and center is some dumb, dumb with a trans flag on their shirt. So that's what it was. All this gender ideology that made its way into high schools across the country, this is the organization that was used to do that. And he was one of the fucking founding goddamn members. He wasn't a founder of the organization itself, but he was one of the first people in high school education to adopt this and start recruiting young men into it. Now you make of that whatever you want. Sure. He's a fucking groomer. And I think we probably need to check his goddamn browser history at this point, right? That there's no way somebody that would be involved in this stuff doesn't have something going on. There's usually where there's smoke, there's fire in these things. And it just happened with that dude from Mr. Beast who's gone. But the back to this kid in the wheelchair real quick, Bob, pop that back up there. Because he is that a book that's covering his cock, like, because here's where I'm concerned, is if he can actually use the dick. Because if he can't, I wouldn't really want him in this photo right here. And now I feel bad. But if you notice the races, Dan, all the way around, it's all over the board. There's no regular white. There's just one ginger kit. Well, they put the white in the wheelchair. Yeah, that's a that's a blue hair white and then a white and a ginger. That's not a that person doesn't even have a fucking soul. Zoom in. Is that blue hair on the kid in the wheelchair? Do they fuck? Come on, man. It's like teal or some shit. Fuck. He's in a wheelchair. Do you need to give him green hair? There is a chick actually. There wasn't there isn't one kid in there that looks like they could fucking defend themselves. Is that a is that a chick in the wheelchair now? Yeah, I'm kind of reversing course. Is that a Bob? Is that a little Bob? It's probably a they then. Okay. Look at that. And then put the ginger guy in the back and he looks freaked out in this fucking thing, dude. Damn it, man. All right. All right. And then the purple guy. That's just a purple human being, right? Or is he black? Is he have a black face and purple hair back there? A lot of purple hair in this. It's bright. It's really fucking bright. This whole design here. I would have I would have gone back to the workshop with this one. I don't even know what flag that guy's wearing in the middle of the goddamn thing. What is that? What country is that? It's not America. That's the one of the they have they all have different versions of the trans flag on one is the one with the little or the the the whole fucking Gaylord flag with the little arrow in it. I don't see a circle on these. So they're not pedophiles yet. I'm glad I don't know this. 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There's another fucking whatever the fuck that is running. It's like an, it's like an Uber driver. Uh, yeah. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. All right. Matter of fact, I know a fuckload of Samales in the DC area, um, that are wonderful people like for real brought their families over here. They're making a living and stuff. What, you know, what they're not trying to do is bring Somalia to America. Right. Right. Uh, any shots she loses because she's pro Hamas. It did, uh, that APAC get involved for Israel. Uh, pull her up, Bob. No, they didn't get involved. They didn't get involved in this. No shit. That's a shock. It's an unwinnable election. They only get, they only do it in elections. I think they can win. Okay. And I'm going to dump money just to like virtue signal. Uh, you never know. Um, let's see here. Who's she going against tonight? It says a familiar primary challenger. She already beaten this dude. American Israel Public Affairs Committee has declined to seriously target Omar, uh, after helping the others. So maybe they think, yeah, she can't, uh, the, the, the dude can't win tonight. And that's what it is. Uh, Democrats have dumped a lot of money in her, 6.2 million for this election for her side. And that's the dude right there, Bob. Yeah. That looks weird, huh? I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen here tonight, guys. I don't have a good feeling. If they thought they were going to win though, this Israel campaign would have dumped a shit ton of money in there. Yeah, there's, there's no chance she's losing this election. Okay. I don't think anyways. Well, uh, let's see. What's this guy's fucking name in the last primary? It wasn't close because we don't have the support of the people that we represent. It was close because we got remind every single person that there was a primary and they needed to get out and vote. And that's according to Omar there. So yeah, uh, this is probably not going to be close tonight. His name is Don Samuels. Don Samuels? I like that. That sounds like a fun. So Omar old school, like you worked for a Motown records or something back in the day. Omar, Samuels. Omar only beat him by two percent last time, but it's just not really. Yeah, I don't. I just don't think it's going to shit. What if he did it? Uh, Samuel said he received fundraising boost of close to 200,000 after Corey Bush is defeat last week. That's not going to do it, friend. And you can't be that excited about 200 K and an election like this. That's just not going to get the job done. I'm sorry about it. If there is an upset tonight, though, that would be pretty wild to watch. And, uh, and I'll definitely keep an eye on it in the background there. But if that APAC would have gotten involved and they could have really turned ship, uh, the other thing too was, why is this dude running again? Just because he lost by two percent the last time? What else are you going to do? Uh, they didn't have any. I don't think the Democrats don't want to challenge her. I think the Democrats were more interested in challenging Bush and Bowman who were like, so you want about Omar, but she's not nearly as outwardly dumb. You know what I mean? She's a little more, uh, put put together. I don't think Ellen Omar's dumb at all. She's like, she's more like AOC. She's smart. She's not stupid. She's just a fucking piece of shit. Yeah. That fucks her brother. Yeah. Well, we don't know that they fucked. I know they got him into the country. They got married. Do you have to fuck when you get in the country on a marriage in front of any, but whenever I was at immigration, that would make people fucking front of me. Yeah. I'm like, Oh, you're so, you love her so much. Prove it. Fucker in the ass right now. Right now. Yeah. And she's like, actually, uh, I'm the one that does the fucking, I'm like, now we're talking. Now we're talking to it. And then you pull out a strap on your own. You're both in. Well, America brother. Well, what sucks is immigrants don't realize this. They're like, Oh, is it like my country where there's like a king? Is it like pre-monochta? And you're like, no, dude, this is a democracy. Every registered voter in the county is coming to paying your wife tonight. Sure. Yeah. So it's a republic which means only landowning white males are coming to bang your wife, which is slightly better. Yeah. Right. Slightly better than a direct democracy. You could sleep at night with with all whites after a while. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's going to be a lot of tears, you know, chewing on sock. A lot of night will late at night, but you'll get through it eventually. Um, and by the way, this is Joe Biden's America here. Big lots is closing hundreds of stores. And that fucking hurts my heart, dude. That was a big lot's child growing up. That's all we had. That's all we could have for Christ's sakes. Yeah. I mean, they're gone, dude. It's not great. It's, um, it's a bad sign for America when low level retailers start going out of business because that's where a large subset of America shops. Um, I don't know if any of you saw it, but MSNBC did one of those things where they're talking to voters up in New York this week. Oh, nine and six. Um, it's their decision 24 or whatever the fuck. Okay. And this old black lady's like, you're like, you guys are killing us. This inflation that you created is killing us. Like I have to shoot. I mean, it's heartbreak. She's like sitting there talking about how she either has to eat herself or feed her kids. She can't do both, which should be impossible in the richest country in the history of the world. Um, and it isn't because she's not working. She's working. It's because these motherfuckers have fucked up the economy so badly. Oh, yeah. Uh, look, the numbers today from Home Depot came out and they're saying, uh, customers are spending less and less on home improvement projects because they fear the economy is getting worse and worse. So like, yeah, dude, if she gets in, it's over. I mean, we're all out of fucking jobs, probably. Uh, well, not us. It might be honestly, economically beneficial to this podcast. Yeah. It was last time. COVID was extremely beneficial to us. Yeah. Cause we were on every single day and nobody, everybody else is like, I'm going to stay indoors. And we were like, we'll shoot every day who fucking cares. Yeah. Um, and then, uh, the Chipotle CEO is taking over at Starbucks. Now, is that diarrhea to other, to one diarrhea? And is that was that the final factor there? Um, do you get a lot of diarrhea from Starbucks? Sure do. I soon, I soon, you shouldn't get diet yourself. Shitting and diarrhea are not the same thing. If every bowel movement is an emergency, you need to go see a fucking doctor. It's not an emergency, but when you, diarrhea is always an emergency. When you drink, it's not just diarrhea. It's not going to be solid, but, uh, you have some Starbucks and Chipotle. Those are the top two jobs for shitting Americans right there. I think if you're shopping for a CEO, that's probably top of the list for Starbucks of like, Hey, are they familiar with our bathrooms? Does their product cause others to take a huge shit involuntarily answers? Yes. Well, they just, you said it again involuntarily. Well, as soon as it hits your lips, dude, there's sometimes, like a nice Starbucks at a hotel, let's say where you and I are at a, at a Hampton in clay, Alabama, something like that. Uh, and they got that, that's curing machine inside the hotel. You're making your own water, and then you're making your own Starbucks in there. As soon as it hits your lips, it is immediate shot right now. I don't drink, you know that I don't drink that. You travel with like a grinder and all that shit. Yeah. I do because I like the ease and comfort of it. Yeah, but that's like the, the, even saying the straw that broke the camel's back is reductive. Like all the other garbage that you put into your body. That's just the fucking little nudge to blast your overing out of your asshole. It's not that. It is. You've got two chain restaurants that calls you to shit. I've never gotten diarrhea from Starbucks ever or Chipotle for that matter. Both. I've, I have absolutely put a paint job in fucking Starbucks, man. What are you eating at Starbucks that would other than? Not eating. Just coffee. Just coffee. Okay. So what are you eating at Chipotle? Cause you don't like spicy shit. So what are you eating that's given you diarrhea? So I, I gave up on Chipotle maybe five or six years ago. It was just too intense. Honestly, it's a good, good idea because ass now the quality in Chipotle has gone down the hill significantly. So you know what turn, you know what turned me off of it? When we were at the old office downtown, you guys would go every single day and it would, you and Georgia would just take turns shitting over and over again. And I was like, man, we weren't shit. Georgia is a piece of garbage. Right. Like a human garbage. Before Gary even existed, Georgia was out there being a piece of shit and Delco's got fucking Crohn's disease. But they're not, that's not the standard. I still don't shit more that Rob probably shits more in the office than I do. Yeah, that's because he's an alcoholic. No, you guys are healthy. Rob, what's your top shitting restaurant here? Chain restaurant. What do you got? Number one. I mean, Chipotle is pretty, pretty fucking high on that list, to be honest. And I agree with you, Starbucks has vacated my innards on many indications. Oh yeah. But I just, but I walk out of that bathroom feeling like slim and trim afterwards. You know what I mean? Like I feel like a million bucks after I, I like diaries. Nothing makes me feel better than diarrhea. I think you're not healthy unless you have diarrhea. It's the smell inside of there. It smells like 15,000 Mexican shit in their hands and every single Starbucks bathroom, because everybody's going for it. I mean, I, there's day, there's times where I've beaten on the door. And I know somebody else is shitting there and I'm like, God damn it, dude, I'm going to drive home. Like this sucks. As soon as it hits my lips, dude, sometimes it's just boom. It's an efficient poop, too. You can get diarrhea out within like 30 seconds. Oh, you can blast it out for sure. That's a businessman's poop for sure. Like it's, this is a person who has business to do. And this is retarded content. And dude wipes used to be a sponsor on the show. And once they were, I never went back, dude. I've had dude white, they're all over the office. Yeah. I have a bidet. Yeah, you do. You're the only classy one that has a bidet, right? Maybe back in the day corporate job. I want to spend 20 minutes on the toilet. I'll have a normal, you know, kind of just poop normal. Yeah. But I prefer diarrhea in this work environment, because I want to be efficient. I want to get to work. I agree. And I appreciate that. I actually broke my last bidet because of diarrhea. Really? Sorry. What? So what happened was I was shooting out and then I turned the bidet on to shoot up and it was like two wizards, wands and Harry Potter, like connecting and battling each other but the diarrhea one. And I don't believe that story. I do. I believe it. Although Gary did text me from my house on Saturday and said, "I just found out you have to turn the water off before you stand up." That's not great. It's also not technically true. I think he was fucking with me because there's a pressure sensor on there that'll shut it off. Really? I'm with Bob. So one time it shot up my asshole and then I was squirting out the own water that was inside my asshole. Yeah. I got an intense one. It was in Vegas. I forget what fucking hotel it was. But that bidet really fucking cleaned it all out again. My God. I didn't go back after that. What do you use? Just out of curiosity. Do you use a hand towel then to wipe? No. You air dry it? No, I use regular toilet paper. And it doesn't get stuck up there. Yeah, why would it? No. No, it doesn't. Man, at all. Because I've got a pool. Because I don't use like fucking half ply toilet paper. Like a poor person. I coddle my asshole. It's very important to me. But I've so I've got a pool and I get out, you know, from time to time and go and take a shit away. You're not dunking your ass on your pool. You're dirty ass and your fucking pool. I'm not that I'm just saying when I dump out, then I'll use toilet paper and I'm like, Oh, fuck. Then it's kind of all balled up, like underneath the Christmas tree. You're dry wiping shit all over your ass is what you're doing. No. Yeah. No, no. That's that's what that is. The chlorine will kill off any poop particles. No, it won't. It will, dude. It kills off everything. No, it doesn't. It sure does, dude. You can hop right back in and get back in the game. Cows off peas, poop, particles, everything. My dad's a water man. He told me that. What? Yeah. Oh God. Yes. Jesse's dad's of my wife's dad's a plumber, man. He's a fucking hippie. No, he's a plumber. He's been a plumber for 50 years. I don't care how long he's been a plumber. He's a hippie. They have a weird relationship with shit. It's not at all. Like you get back in there and the chlorine will kind of do its job after that. So you don't have to worry about it. That doesn't work. That doesn't work and you shouldn't do that. You shouldn't rely on the chlorine and the goddamn swimming pool to clean your body. Enough. A couple wipes will get the job done. Then you can hop back into the pool and let God do the rest of the work. You guys are just walking around with little nuggets of shit hanging out of your ass all the time. No, all the time. By the way, do you know what the funniest part about this, this conversation is, is that that's probably how FDR got polio. Someone didn't clean their asshole well enough. You think it's what it was in a pool. Polio got spreading pools all the time before the vaccine that took it out. So you would get polio from being in a pool. So too many people would with polio, they didn't know it would get into a pool with dirty assholes and they let their dirty assholes shake out in the pool and then healthy people would get in and then get a little of that shit pool water on their mouth because they didn't have chlorine back and they'd get it. Oh, they definitely had chlorine. No, I don't know if they put it in swimming pool. In the 1920s, they sure didn't. There's no way. Look up when chlorine was invented for pools. That's a lie. That is a bold face lie you just told. You guys are walking around 1910. Was it really? You guys are walking around with with literal shit on your body. Like it's not like you're a fucking baby. We're in a diaper. You ever get out of the pool? Your hair looks great. Yeah, it does. Once you dry it off. Good to go. Good to go. Yeah, that's the shit right now. Tell me what you're talking about. Now that we've cured polio, you can go into a pool with as dirty as your asshole wants to be. Your hair is going to look great. Yeah, it sure is, dude. It sure is every single time, dude. There's nothing like that fucking pool hair. God damn it. I love it, dude. Same assault, salt air too, man. I mean, you get a nice pump on if by the way, chlorine pools, that's nonsense. You want a salt water pool for all the reasons, right? Yeah, if you can get one for sure. There's what you mean, if you can get one, you just make it like that. It's not that big a deal. Ah, there's something in Texas. I'm not sure if you can get it here. You can have there. I know people have salt water pools. Jared's pool is a salt water pool. Well, Jared's doing illegal shit in his yard, you know. You got to tell somebody what kind of pool you can put in. I believe so, right? And you knock it aside. No, no, no, that sounds true. No, it's not true. All right. The place right here offers them. Oh, that's, yeah. I don't know the name of it, but yeah, I looked them up one day and just looked through their offerings. Oh, and they got salt water. Yeah. I got a chlorine one in mine, and it's just in case, you know, it kind of washes everything off. It doesn't look good to go. It doesn't. It sure does. No, it doesn't. Yeah. It doesn't. Like, if you've got chunked up fucking shit on your ass, it's not cutting through all that. It might like, it might contact the surface of it, but it's still the surface of shit. That doesn't make it clean. It's shit. Where you got clean shit on you? That doesn't make you sense. It'll go right into those pool filters and just kind of filter out there. There'll be snakes in there, a couple yellow jackets, and then maybe some poop part of this. Yeah, the world of shit, wall-to-wall anyway. It really is, dude. It's just walking around in it every single day. No, it's not. It's not at all. It is, dude. You don't, you refuse to believe it, but it's wall-to-wall shit everywhere you go, dude. No. Everywhere. This morning, I was at the gym, dude. They was all filled up. Just five dudes just grumping it out at Gold's gym today, and I'm pulling on the doors, dude, nothing, man. I mean, not one of those stalls. I didn't know Gold's gym even existed anymore, actually. Right next door. It's right down the street. So it's the closest gym to the office. All those pre-workout dumps. Oh, there's so many, dude. And everybody goes for the handicap stall first. And, you know, I identify as handicap. God forbid. Yeah. God forbid. Oh, there's an easy hack that somebody rolls up and they're like, that's my stall. And you're like, you know, how are you disabled? Just tell them you're claustrophobic. Is that a disability this day? Make them call you on it. All right. I like it. I felt so guilty that I pulled up one time. I saw the wheels that, like, come in through the door and shit, because it was banging around the, you know, those metal things on the end for your feet. It was banging around at the end of the doors and I looked under and I was like, Oh, shit, dude. And I was in the only handicap stall. I fucking pulled up so fast and got out of there because I felt bad. I was in Atlanta airport with a hard field. Metal things for your feet. What are you talking about? You put your feet on there and it's kind of like a little foot rest. Pull it up for you. Talking about a squatty potty? No, for the wheelchair. Oh, I see. I think you were talking about a fucking toilet. It was banging around, coming around the corners and shit. And I was like, God damn it, man. I'm the only one in here and I got to get out of here. And he did gave me a nasty look when I got out of there. And I was like, bro, I probably still had an inch, inch and a half left, a turd left. And I just did this for you. Like I got out of here for you. You should have left it with him. Fuck him, dude. Don't give me some kind of look. You're not entitled to shit because you were fucking clumsy and got handicapped. Fuck you. What are those called, Bob? Like you're a bad driver. So now I've got to let you shit in the big stall. No, I don't think so, man. You didn't earn that shit. If it's a veteran, let him do what he wants. Right. If it's a cop, something like that, or he died saving a kitten or some shit or got lost his legs. But if it's just some asshole who had polio as a child, like, sorry. You shouldn't fucking eat and shit off the ground. You shouldn't have trusted the swimming pool to clean your body. Little Timmy. Now you're in a fucking wheelchair. I'll shit where I want. This is America. You just sound like an elitist. I find this country. Fuck you. What are what are these metal things called for the feet? These are the stirrups. I don't know if they have a medical name or there's footrests is I googled, I googled wheelchair footrest. Bob, somebody invented that. They've got a patent on it. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. They're rich as fuck really real quick. I there because you know, the first one had four wheels and then they had no footrests and these these little cripples were just dragging their legs on the ground. They're like, we got to do something about this. What is it? And then, you know, doctors stop or whatever his name was came up with these footrests. I'm going to these are called Nicholson's Paddles. They were invented by Timothy Nicholson in 1892. I fucking told you, dude, I'm going to fuck it up. That was it. Here's what I'm going to do. The next time I see somebody in a wheelchair, I'm flipping them over. Actually, I've got an invention for wheelchairs that I technically I stole it from my dad's friend, but I'm pretty sure he's dead, so do we fine. Fuck him. I assume I'm going to end up in a nursing home at some point because no one loves me, right? So one of the inventions that I want to make is a little lift, a lift for my wheelchair, not for my wheelchair, but for others. Like, if somebody gets too close to me, I could just let like slowly tip their wheelchair over. And there's nothing you can do about it. You're some old cripple. I like that. Like you can't. And it's also way down there. It's not even me doing it. So if you try to fight me, I'm just like, it's not me. Yeah, it's a chair, they're doing it. And you just tip that fucking dick hole over. You think you're going murder ball inside that place? I'll probably kill myself and then everybody else. Okay. Yeah, I could see that. I could definitely see that happening. But the guy who invented these little footrests, superstar, what's up? He probably made a bunch of money. What's up? Speaking of diarrhea. Whoa, Bob's gone. No, he's getting the beer or something. He ran. He sprinted back there. Who are you getting, Bob? Oh, another beer. He just didn't want to miss the show. Do you got tactical brewing back there? Is that the loggers? Those are my favorite. Yeah, I do another logger from tactical brewing. Ah, big, big fan of those guys. And the one last time I was there, they didn't have any handicap stalls either. So either a veteran owned company and they hate cripples over there. I don't know. Can you put no retards in the front of your business? No. And then put in parentheses under it. This also means physical retards. I think you have the right to refuse service. And then you could, you know, put a list underneath it if you wanted to. Yeah. If you wanted to be that guy about it, like, absolutely. Why not? I'll see the problem. I don't either, to be honest with you, because it's your own business. And you got to look at these fucking people every single day. And that's kind of what it is. I do want to open a restaurant and make the doors smaller than they usually are, like this way, closer together. It's a thinner door. So people feel bad on the way out? No, so certain people can't get in. It's an all you can eat buffet. I'd say it would be really funny to watch really fat people try to get into this really small door. It's got to set up a camera. There's not even food inside. No, this restaurant doesn't exist. I love it. It's just like $7.99 all you can eat. And the door is this goddamn wide. So the minimum according to. I don't give a fuck about the goddamn ADA. I'm just telling you what their minimum is. Come stop. What is the minimum on the doors? 32 inches. I don't give a fuck about any of that. 32, man. That's not that big. It's not that big at all. I don't wear a 32. I don't wear a 32 way. 32 is all the way around fuck face. It's not wide. You're not three feet wide. Yeah. Oh, oh, it's got to be wide. Okay. I thought you meant like waist wise. All right. Not to do math. Not yet. Yeah. That's a goal. So three feet wide. Three feet wide. It is a goal. It is a goal for sure. Not with all that diarrhea. It's not. You got to choose. Yeah. You think those got diarrhea? Bob, you think she's taking a solid shit at any point in her life? That's a good question. Yeah. No, no, diarrhea every single time. Oh, god damn it. They just closed another fucking chain here. Blank fitness, Delco. What's that? The fuck is blink. I've never heard a blank fitness. Blank is out. I don't feel like that's a thing. I feel like that was amazing. Okay. Blank fitness, the low price gym chain with monthly memberships ranging from $15 to $45. It's like a crunch. It's a horrible business plan for bankruptcy. There was a hundred and one of these things. You can't have a low price gym because poor people are going to work out every day. No, you can. You can. It's planet fitness. They just don't allow you to ever cancel. Yeah, you can't cancel. So it's $10 for the rest of your life. You sign up at Planet Fitness. It is. And you can't get out of it. Ever. Ever. They will never ever let you out of that. No. You need like 12 forms of identification. You sure do. And nobody has it there. But with Planet Fitness, it's not terrible. I'm looking at this blank place right now. It kind of feels like a planet fitness with green colors instead of purple. It's not horrific, but it's a hundred and one location. It's cheap. It's not even as cheap as Planet Fitness. It's more of like $15. It's like a crunch. Planet Fitness dick in your mouth. Now here's what they're alleging here is that these weight loss drugs, less and less people are working out. I don't know if that's fucking true. I don't know if that's true at all. That's retarded. Yeah. I think so too, man. I mean, Jesus Christ. No, no. Just say your your gym name was Blink 182 or whatever it was and you were green. That's it. I never had one of these, but 101. That's a lot of those fucking things. God damn it. A lot of what? A lot of gyms. Oh, yeah. Yeah. For something I've never heard of. That's a lot of shit. Yeah. And then this fucking tip thing that's going around, we talked about earlier here, breaking down the pros and cons of it. Does this mean that we're going to have to fucking see more of these goddamn pop-up screens to tip on every single aspect of our lives now? Um, I think a lot of revenue, both collected and distributed by businesses like that are going to transition to tips. Yes. If this goes through, I would. And I fully support it as well. So if I let's let's say, for example, a lot of people give five guys heat because to get their double bacon burger plus whatever the fuck that's not a mountain of fucking fries, like 22 bucks, right? Or something like that. I think it's like, I think it's like $18 actually. Um, if they change that to $10 or $5 and I get to tip the rest, then I'll still give them 18 bucks. Yeah, I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit about the money. It's not about that, but I would much rather my money go to the worker than a company that owns 5,000 of something, right? Yeah. And not not because I hate big companies or anything like that. It's because it's better for the economy, right? The every every dollar you spend that stays in the local economy multiplies seven to 11 times before it leaves the local economy. So if you give five guys corporate money, it goes wherever the fuck it goes, wherever they buy their shit and then to their shareholders. If you give a little temi in the wheelchair back there flipping burgers, an extra $13 per burger, whatever the fuck it is, he spends it at local stores. You know what I mean? And the local economy gets better. The end. I also think you'll get better service, because if there is a tip on the line that you're it's not taxed and you can just keep it, I think it'll make you a better server. I know I would. I used to, because some of the restaurants on the other side, I used to work at you to pull tips and things like that, which wasn't great. Yeah. There's always always some jack off who was lazy as fuck. And I was like, Oh God, everybody in the restaurant hated that dude. Anyway, it's gonna have to pull tips. It was it. Was it you? That wasn't me. I was always pretty good, man. I care. Well, I care. I've cared about money. Like I've always cared about money, and that's the difference. It's other people who just don't give a shit whether they get fired or not, you know, you're like, all right, cool. But I think it'll make you work harder and I don't mind it. I don't mind it at all. But then you could have a lot more cash on your hands, I guess. Good. Let's pray with that. I wonder what that looks like. So I read something. Where would it go? I read something. It was a really funny headline to me because I was like, it was trying to be dramatic. And I was like, this is, this is what you think was going to move the fucking needle. It was on Vox. And it was like Trump's, I think it was Vox. Trump's pro or note tax on tip plan could cost the federal government 250 billion over 10 years. Yeah. Which is a couple pennies. Yeah, that doesn't fund our our go that that that wouldn't pay our the debt we're creating for. Well, 25 days, actually. Okay. Yeah. Like it was perfect. It seemed like there was no way. We're we're we're we're just saved America. We're we're accruing about 10 billion dollars in debt every day. Awesome. A trillion dollars every hundred days. Awesome. Or something like that. I think it's a trillion every hundred days. So so great. That'll solve it. 25 days. Yeah. Like the bitching money about 250 billion dollars is stupid, but also fucking who cares? I don't give a shit about the government not getting more money. Yeah, exactly. Fuck you talking about? We got a 23 trillion dollar GDP. You can't fucking deal without little Timmy's fucking snack money. Like fuck off, dude. God damn it. I wonder, I'd like to tip this guy who made the fucking wheelchair legs here. God damn it. Like if that was an option to tip this guy, well, definitely for sure, ma'am. He was a welder with a little crippled boy and he was upset with the state of wheelchairs. Clanging around, dude, and bathrooms near you right now. These goddamn things will be everywhere soon. So I'm amped about it. Did Danny send you a drinking bro the week this week? I always get like weird texts from her and I'm like, Hey, dude, you know, it's just fucking comes into the show. I mean, she sends this one. I think these are the ones that come in through social media, but it's the one that I have from her is just the N word a bunch of time. Should I read that? Yeah, go ahead. All right. Now this is from Maine, okay, group. Oh, no, that's the wrong one. Hold on. Shit. Matthew Hunt, I'm looking at it now. Okay, yeah, you read it. All right. This is Matthew Hunt. I'd like to submit my drinking bro of the week. Jonathan DeLita, alive, introduced me to drinking bros while both of us were going through some pretty rough shit. He's the one dude I know that we can always depend on no matter what shit we've been through. We always come out on the other side of it better. Today's also his birthday, and I know he will shit his pants when he hears this. Love you, man. What are the chances on a show like today? This guy is going to shit his pants. I think the chances of somebody in our audience having diarrhea are about 80% on any given day. You've been to the events. You've met that. They're all alcoholics and mostly you need. But I'm good for. I'm good for one dump out of year. One what in my pants? Oh, you're talking about shitting pants. Yeah, I don't know about shit in the pants. Once a year, once a year, there's nothing you can do, especially in Texas, man, with some of this fucking hotter shit, spicier food and everything. You're like, oh, man, that's going to do you run into a lot of spicy food in Texas? I do. Yeah. I don't think the Mohicans eat super spicy here. So the last time that I got close, it was on this show, Bob. You remember that? I sprinted out of here. Yeah, I do. Yeah. It was, you know what it was, was a, it was salt lick. Whenever people come into town here, they want to get a salt lick. The barbecue is not great, but the atmosphere is beautiful. I don't care. I mean, I'll eat five guys in a fucking dumpster alley before I'll go to the goddamn Ritz Carlton and eat McDonald's. Yeah, I understand. It's one of those places you come to in Texas. The barbecue sauce, the salt lick sauce is bomb. I buy bottles of that at the store and put it on wings. Huge, huge fan of that. Their food is not great. And every time I'm there, man, it's, it's an accident, but it's one of those places where you go and you take tourists and they're like, oh, man, this is exactly what I thought Texas was. Also, if you want spicy fucking Taco deli salsa donia, I never touch green. I don't think it's super spicy, but it is really good. It depends on the time of year. I actually was the guy I heard over heard the owner talking about it one time when I was there. Sometimes the, like it depends on the time of year the jalapenos are harvested. There's sometimes where I will get it because I'll get it with chips just sometimes. And I will be like, just barely able to breathe. I'm just chugging fucking water. And then other times I'll be like, yeah, it's pretty good. Just like a little little kick, not too bad. But that stuff on the right day, you're shitting water for the rest of the day. Yeah, that that's salt. Like it caught me on a was a jalapeno cheese piece of sausage there. Really sent me spiraling that day. I apologize for everything that went on back there. Also about bring up a drinking bros.com real quick. We got some some merch. I wish those were in the store. Our own official like wheelchair legs. Let's say drinking bros on them. That would be fun for everybody. Shirts are up. We got ringer tees. We got some street gonzo stuff. We got the you miss at hard AF seltzer in the store there. It's all stocked up. Also, this is where you can submit for drinking bro of the week. It'll come to us live on air. Wait, hang on a sec. Danny, do I hear Gary breathing behind the fucking set? Is that what that noise is? Is that what it is? Is he back there? Gary, are you behind the set? Gary, I don't think he can respond. I think he's breathing the way that Triceratops is breathing in Jurassic Park. Oh, yeah. By the way, we got a lot of comments on that Jason Ellis episode of hearing Jared breathe the entire time. Yeah, that's Jared, dude. I mean, you can't stop it. He's broken. He's a glizzy. He's a glizzy goblin. You know, God, but it's that he's really breathing these days. We got to get him on that life insurance policy before it's too late for our day up. So this one, when you go there, yes, you can buy some merch and all that other stuff, but also drinking bro of the week gets submitted to us live on air. So this one just came in. Hunter Jones from Virginia. I've been a listener since 2019. Brian Gilbo living. This is Hey, fellas. Thanks off. First off, thanks for the awesome podcast. You make my work week so much better with the daily shows for drinking bro of the week. I want to nominate my strongman coach, Brian Gilbo Memorial day of last year. I was looking to change up my fitness routine and wanted to try something new. And he introduced me to the sport of strongman. I met at up with Brian, who is a coach at a local CrossFit gym. He's been an awesome coach. He's taught me a lot about the sport and has given me so much time and resources, training with people in the sport of strongman because of his love of the game. He's an army veteran and combining service in the military with his love of strongman, staying strongman a lot here. And every year, he hosts America's strongest veteran in Fredericksburg, Virginia. Oh, that's awesome. And he did this to create a place for veterans active duty military spouses to come together and have camaraderie over the sport of strongman. And he has seven strongmans. And so far at competitions, he'll be coaching all of us at regular training with him. But he will also be going out of his way, even if it's competing to help others new to the sport of strongman to figure it out. He's an awesome guy. And I thank thankful for him. Here's here, like, congratulations on all that. First, obviously, we are not getting involved in a strongman stuff. You said it so many times. I just want to be clear that at no point will we get involved in any strongman stuff, unless it is to come and heckle you at an event, which I will do at a strongman. What does it say? It says also of anyone in the drinking bros community who's interested in competing next year at America's strongest veteran. Nope, they can follow this Instagram page. Here's here. American as strong veteran. Wait, say it again, say the thing. American. Oh, America as strongest veteran for updates. America's strongest veteran, but there's an ass in there. A s s. So it's America as it's America's strongest. There's two s's and a and then two s's. It's America's strongest veteran. If you're not illiterate, like he is, not that there's there's usually an apostrophe. Not in the fucking you can't put it apostrophe in an Instagram username. Change it. There's a million names out there. Here's what we will do. We will pay you like to be a member of the Lord's force for hard AF, which is where you tear phone books in half, right? And Ben Ben rebar or whatever the what else do they do? I don't know. Yeah, we'll pay you to tear a phone book like didn't they like fucking rip goddamn whoopee cushions apart or something. They blew up. They would blow up those fucking water bottle or water things. They used to throw kegs over walls and shit. No, that's the actual strongly a competition. I'm talking about the goddamn Lord's force, bitch. I don't know what that is. Find one of these stupid things, Bob. You know what this is, Bob? Oh, yeah. Okay. I don't know what this is. I'm gonna be just as shocked as you are here. Oh, look at this. What the fuck? Yeah, you never seen these dudes at like tear phone books in half and shit. No. Pop it up. Yeah, this is like fucking, this is really old school. Oh, hell yeah. The power team. This is the power of Jesus. Fuck. Yes, dude. Wait. Talking. Fuck you. Dude, that rocks. Only touch the kids. He's getting romantic. I didn't like that last part. That last part was a little weird to be honest. We got to touch that kid. Yeah, find one where they're ripping fun books in half and shit. They're just trying to spread the word of God. Is it? Is that a Jesus thing? Oh, yeah. Here's the power team. Here's a power team promo from 2011. The power team was always about Jesus. I didn't know that. Oh, yeah, big time. It's like camp gladiator. Look at this. It was an American gladiator before any of them could actually get jobs on their job. Fire ice. Wearing bricks. Nails, sprites. Sprites. Wait, what are they doing? Let's see. Punch a hole through the sprite. He drinks an entire sprite. He goes, no, it's another God. This guy was in the military. I don't think so. He said his name was Sergeant something. Yes, slaughtered. And he broke a baseball bat. Look at that. If you don't believe in Jesus, if you don't believe in Jesus at this point, there's something slaughtered. There's something wrong with you. You didn't serve with that guy? No, I didn't see him around. You're lying. Believe it or not, we didn't have a lot of cinder blobs getting broken in half in war. You can ride on fire. Wow, look at this, dude. Ooh, that last one was for you, Kelly. So, how about getting pregnant? Yeah, they blew up this stupid thing. It's all fine. Because they're lung power. The fart jokes are evil also. Oh, it's a pan, dude. Oh, they were just sprite. There was the broken phone books in half. Damn it. Do the power. I'm telling you, this is a real thing. Remember, I grew up super religious. Like my family was, they were into this bullshit. Like, are you guys going to watch the Lord force? Like, no, man, I'm good. I was going to this master bait. I'm 12. I bet as a young child, you fucking couldn't wait till they came to town. Oh, no, I've always hated this stuff. I bet you were enamored with it front row center. Ask it. Hey, give me, give me four of your pages from the phone book. You just ripped in half. No, I would ask questions like, could you do, could an atheist do what you just did? No. Never like, I mean, it's the power of the Lord that works for me, brother. Sure is. Okay, what about the atheist? Because that's a question I ask. And the answer is no. No, well, I never tried. The answer is no. I've never tried to rip a phone, but you've got to believe in Jesus to be able to do this shit. This is intense, man. Damn it. Look at that power. It's got a member named timber. Oh, actually they had a, that's what I used to call my cock. Yeah, this is, by the way, this is one of the inspirations for a fucking dodge ball, the dumb names. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Big that had a cartoon at one point laser, blazer. Yeah. Why not? Dude? Fuck. Yeah. This is a, they did a cartoon version. Yeah. Oh, where did this air? I didn't even see this. It looks like, dude, this was for sale at your church. Oh, yeah. This is, this is, yeah, I actually have this. This is a random basketball player with another 90. Like, yeah, dude. And a guy driving a monster truck and then in, in orange with a, and a, he made it for Jesus. This is great. This is what America is all about, dude. We got to get back to this. Hand guns, monster trucks, strength. I agree with that. I mean, this is, America was a proper country when this was going on. Yeah, it sure was, dude. Look at that. Oh, the orange. They're holding the orange up. So on the members on the cartoon are a black basketball player. Yep. He man, he man, but Jesus for Jesus. Sure. I, what seems to be just a police officer and a cartoon orange. Yeah. It's hard to tell if he's an actual police officer considering how close he is to a black man and the black, like he's not getting shot or knelt on or nothing. No, I mean, that's actual Bigfoot, by the way. So I don't know if they had a licensing deal with Bigfoot. Not clear. Or if they just did it on the slide because Bigfoot doesn't show up in a lot of churches, I'm told. Or ever. So look at that, man. God damn it, dude. That's America, right? That we could be back. We'll see. We'll see what happens. Go to iTunes, rate the show a five star and leave a quick review. Also head on over to Spotify. It's just a five star. You can walk away at that point. We're dancin' it in there there, Hollywood. I'm Ross Patterson. This is drinking rose podcast. Good night, everyone. [Music]
