Chewing the Cud
For Simon - Chewing The Cud - S05E03
[Music] [Applause] Welcome to 'Turing the Cud' with Mike Beny in Row and Nick Charles. Hello. The voice you've just heard is the voice of Simon Peele, who's been involved with 'Turing the Cud' since we first started here at the mill. Sadly, Simon passed away early on the 18th of January. He has loved and will be missed by a lot of people, including people here. We are sending love to everyone who knew him. And we'll talk about him more in a moment. But he'd want us to keep up with the end in the window. So he's keeping it up with us. It's Nick. What have you up for us today? This week, I'm talking about someone shocking a drag queen and appeasing Joan Efcraford in Crafty Queens. Ooh, interesting. We even have a game you can play along with as well. On screen now, you can see our social media just search for @thecudtv. We're now on TikTok as well. And as people who pop up in our comments go along at the bottom of the screen, it's time for Mike and the Bose. [Music] So, as we've talked about at the start of the show, Simon Peele has sadly passed away. And I know he's left a big hole in TV and radio. So, you've worked with Simon as well, haven't you? Yes, I have, indeed. So, I worked with Simon on a radio station earlier. In fact, a couple of years, actually, for years. And he literally was like, the one person you just see around the studio in a little corner doing something. Like, Simon, what are you doing? Like, I'm doing work! It was very much like that kind of vibe. And he was very... He taught me a lot about technical stuff because when I first started working in radio, I only knew so much. But when it comes to the tech side, he was always the one person just be like, "Right, you need this work. You need to get this connecting and stuff." And, you know, so much... His entire life was audio and input output. That's the entire thing. I feel like I've learned so much on, you know, hearing and his passing, really. For me, it's really made me realize that, you know, life is so precious. And when someone has touched you in such a good way, you know, and their memory will always beat you for a long time. And did you? I mean, once, I'd be missed. It will be sadly missed. I mean, started in hospital radio. Yes. In the '80s, I went to commercial radio until I went into 1988, watched a Granada TV as well. It is heartbreaking. It was only 54. I mean, a lot of people wouldn't realize this book, "Gadio", which is known across the UK and even the world started in 2006. He was the forefront of that when it was just on for a couple of days. Right. At the top of the Rembrandt, I had to borrow Manchester. Rembrandt. Rembrandt. When he first did a couple of tiles. Yeah. It was there with his longer cable. He just did a longer cable. That's fine. Bare gaffer tape. He also worked a lot with LG BTV Studio 290, who helped produce during the good. And in the early days of during the good, when we were up in a drafty loft, he was there in a corner, giggling along, putting in some input, doing some very technical stuff that I had no idea. Yeah. It made sense, though. You had no idea what he was doing, but it made sense. It made sense and it worked. Which was the key ingredient to what he was like as a person. I had no idea what he was doing. I was like, what's Simon? What are you doing? And then it worked. Just know it worked. That was the important part. Exactly. Exactly. It's a lovely human being as well. Always had time for people. My first time in front of a camera, Simon was there. He was in the background. He firmly only fans' content? No, it was even before that. This is early 2000s. Not like he would have said no anywhere. He's not but of a good friend. Yeah, he wouldn't have helped. Like the angles. No, but he was so... It was a calming influence. I was quite nervous and he's there. It's okay. Just take your time. No nonsense. Just talk about it. Yeah. So it's going to be missed by a lot of people. We're going to move on to something. He liked to giggle. I do like to giggle. And so did Simon. So... Daytime jobs. I work in an office. Yes. Yeah, he work in an office kind of environment as well, don't you? Yeah, right. Getting scheduled breaks and stuff. Yes. Right. I hate those. You hate a break. I hate scheduled breaks. Okay. What's the problem with schedule breaks? I don't know. I feel like sometimes I just... I think I want to have my own time to take my own break. Because sometimes a schedule break just needs to have to go at the exact time. Okay. So how would you like? A 30-minute break. Anytime in the day, whenever you need it. Sounds good, doesn't it? Mm-hmm. Yep. It's what Erica Lust has brought out. Ericka Lust. Ericka Lust. She's brought out basically, rank breaks. Right. I hate about this. I hate about this the other day. I don't know how I feel about tossing off at work. It's a bit of... You don't do it, you desk. I know. I don't know. I feel like I've been in offices before on all the bathroom in absolutely groi. Uh-huh. Like, do I really want to leave my children hanging about all these places? I'm not used to the math. No. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, it's one of those. I think it's a great way. Because it relieves stress. But 30 minutes. Why if I want an edge? Then you'll have to do something on your lunch. I don't know. I didn't take a minute. It's not long enough. But if I want to enjoy it. I think it's just a case of knocking one out at the moment. I know. I think it's a functional rather than enjoyable. Yeah, but also, I know what other people are. I know I get a bit sleepy when I'm done. Well, I want to go back to work after that. I need an help. I didn't see what she's getting on here. No. But do you think, do you think that, do you think the UK, the UK will embrace this culture? I don't know. Well, she's embraced it. Well, I mean, staff have embraced it apparently while embracing themselves. I put it in policy. Permanent policy. She's been trying it for a couple of years. Wow. And she said it's working really well. We're just going to bring it in for everybody. Wow. I mean, do you know what? I don't know. Have I ever, have I ever mastered a word of word place? Maybe once or twice. Right? So we're going to gym. Okay. That's, you know, when you're all that natural testosterone is built up, you need to explore your bodily fluids. It's a lovely feeling. So I can get behind it. I can get behind it. I can get behind it. Yeah. But if you're working in Parliament or something. There's that one that watched in the House of Parliament. It's watching porn, wasn't it? So it's only one step. He was watching porn in the House of Parliament. They said he was looking at tractors. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In the House of Parliament? I think he's done it. I think he does a crying one in the back. Oh, my God. Not this. Yeah. I'm just going to sip this water. Yeah. Water. And while Nicky imagines, Rishi, she went, "Hunch. Go go go in. Fiscal policy." Boys. Rest of us. Why not? If you want to interact with us on social media, it is @thecuttv. And now we go to our story of the week. You and I are both single. Yes. Yes. And I am an avid user of networking applications. Networked applications. Yes. Networked. The orange demon is a application for networking. No. I just put all the more networking. Okay. Because I've got the orange. I've got 50. The orange demon. Uh-huh. You have the pink slip. Uh-huh. Then you have the bander wood. Uh-huh. That's just a... Okay. Okay. Oh. Okay. So we have... Oh. Okay. So you have every... Yeah. Oh, my God. Because there isn't a hook-up version of Just Eat. You can't go, hmm, today I have in the mood for this. You have to have a specific profile and different ones. Okay. Fair enough. That's right. Doesn't all the apps do the same thing? That give you anything? Different people. Okay. Different people can reject me. Ah! Ah! Uh... So there's some trauma I need to work on. There's no trauma. [laughter] It's just blocking. It makes my life easier. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. Um, yeah. I feel like... I have awful... I recently went on a date actually. Um... If you watch... If you're watching this, you... It was a terrible date. Have some... [beep] out. Um, I basically went on a date recently, and... The Guide. The Guide. The Guide. Drink. Cinnamon. We have actually... Cinnamon. I don't drink. Some people do it to cinnamon. Just you. Um, we went to... We went for a meal at a ticket restaurant in Liverpool. Nice. It was lovely. And, um... First thing for us, he said, is... When the date went really well, it was really gay and true. No, no, but one, he said he don't... [beep] Okay. And secondly, he doesn't do small talk. Those two things are... For me, it was like, this is a lot... No, he has really poor oral skills then. Yeah, me being me. And I feel like small talk is a great communicator and bill, but when he's getting to know someone, then the [beep] one, I can't get behind that because I think oral sex is half the [beep] job. Okay. Um, this is a story about Annie Goodwin, who's from Seattle, who has had what she has described. Such a horrific date. But she's not going to date again in 2024. Mmm. Right. And this is because, what's happened is, she had a hinged date. Her car failed to start, so a hinged date. Glantly. I like seeing it that way. Picked her up in his car. Now, you go over to the restaurant. Yeah. Went to the bar, got a drink. Down the drink, went to the toilet, didn't come back. So he's picked her up, driven to a restaurant. And she was upset because he didn't take her home. What? That apparently is the worst date of her life. Oh my God, girl. She was stuck in a restaurant where she hadn't yet eaten. Girl. Right. With a bar going, I can't get home now. One word. Two syllables, uber. Right. I think first and foremost, if someone picked me up from a date, picked me up for a date, I think it's nice. However, if someone gets to a bar, has a drink and leave, maybe there wasn't an interest in order, an emergency, who knows. But I wouldn't say it's the worst date. Exactly. I'm still going to eat and I'll get Uber home. Exactly. Or I'll get a takeaway to go. Like, why? I'd be in the restaurant making a scene so he wouldn't get for free. I've just been stood up on a date. He brought me here. He's gone off. I'm going to have to get an Uber. Free pudding, free pudding. No, it's not awful. I feel like maybe her standards were very high. I think she's not had an actual truly awful first date. Yeah. Where people have turned up and gone. So how was she going to get to the date if she didn't pick her up? Exactly. A car broke down. He came and picked her up. He went, you know what, this isn't going to be left. You know, she's looking for excuse. Give over, girl. Get the boss. Do you want a boss there? This is very aggressive. This poor girl who can't keep her money and dresses for half an hour. But that's all from the bus this week. What do you think? Would you imagine if she picked you up? If someone picked you up, I think you already did. It's all picked me up for a date. I'd be very happy. As long as they were paying the bill. Fair, fair. Coming up after this show break, Nick brings us a look at some celebrity news in the showbiz. You're watching Chewing the Cud with Nick and Mike. Now let's get ready for the showbiz with Nick. You love a bit of Stiffler's Mom. I'm more of a Stiffler than a Stiffler's Mom boy. Is it a Stiffler? Stiffler's. I knew you liked it, Stiff. That's the end game here, which is important. Very important. Right. So as you might know, if you're not one of the white lotus, you must have known Jennifer Coolidge. She's a iconic woman. I love Jennifer Coolidge. She usually tanks the evil games for white lotus, which is a great series. I personally love and enjoy. And she was, I think it was literally at the, is it the Emmys? Emmys recently, eh? What was the Emmys yesterday? What was these? And she was just tanking the gays and how much? I feel like she's a milf. One percent. Her character was always very milfy from like back in the day. There she is. Look at her. I want a hard dog. Real bad. See, I love her in Legally Blonde. Oh, yes. Ben's that. Ben's that. I think she deserves everything. I feel like Hollywood took a very long time to realize the great concerned Jennifer, because I feel like she has been doing the math for a long time. She's working hard. She's been starting in so many shows. Yeah. And I feel finally, you know, she's finally getting the thing. And of course, it's us. Our community that is pushing hard to be the best that she can be. Yeah. So, what do you think? Are you tanking the gays? The evil gays. I do like her. Right. Do you have an impression of Jennifer Coolidge? I can try. Do it. Oh, God. I want a hard dog. Real bad. Okay. That's awful. You try then. No, I can't do it. Well, there you go. But I know my limitations. I'm calling the pet a kettle. Yeah, yeah. I know my limitations. Do you like the white looters? I've not watched it. I've just been shouted out by ear. I think I've just been sacked. Yes. I know she's dead. Mike, you're ruining the show. What? She's not dead yet. She's dead. She's not calling Matt. I know, boy. It was nice to like... You haven't seen it. No, but I don't know that she's dead. She said in the thank you speech that I watched it because I'm that person. She was saying that, you know, she was thanking the director and going, "I'm definitely dead." Yeah. I mean, she didn't come back. How's she looking back? She's dead. I feel like, like, do like what happened before she died kind of thing. Like a prequel. Yeah, like a prequel. It'll work. I mean, the gays love her. I mean, to be fair. Has she been on drag race yet? I feel like they're missing a trick that we're going to privilege. I think she'd be great. I thought that RuPaul'd pay for her. Mmm. No. I think she looked better than RuPaul on the set. That's probably why. It's not difficult. Ooh. And moving on. [laughter] And that's how RuPaul died. [laughter] Right. In other news, I am a huge fan of Jennifer Lopez. Okay. Then she was in a Salina back in the day. So, Ms. J. Love, Jennifer Box, she recently surprised at, she was recently surprised their drag queen called Joe Lopez on LA on stage and she was absolutely shook it. Right. I would imagine a drag queen. Imagine a, look at her. Look at that Salina woman. Do you know how much airbrushing has done to that woman? A, A, A, A, that woman is sucking Ben Affleck off. And we're both single. Uh-huh. Think about that. Okay. She's winning. Is she? It's Ben Affleck. Would you say it's a Ben Affleck? I would say not a Ben Affleck. Really? Oh, it's shaped head. When they light it off, do you care? Yes. I don't like the lights off. [laughter] Do you not like about allies who are these people men? No. Oh, what men? I don't know. I might be assuming... I need to be able to see what I'm doing. I might be assuming you're sexual outside. I might be secretly straight. I, I regretfully have to take my glasses off sometimes. So I could, but I need to see what I'm up to. Do you get, do you guys, do you get steamy or do you have to get it? I just get in the way. So you tell me you win sucking Ben Affleck off at all. I would for the moment. Okay, let's go through a few of Jennifer Looper's exact boyfriend. Okay. Mark, Mark Anthony. Who's that? What did he do? He's a Spanish singer. Oh. Um, let's, who else? Who else is... Mark's in Les Dawson then? Who? Who? I thought you'd have to say Les Dawson. Is that porn star? No. Um, who else? Who else did she date? She did? She did? She is a man. Um, she wasn't someone. She was with some man and she left him for... Anyway. Okay. No, it wasn't so came up. She was very happy because she got surprised by this drag queen called J Lopez. And look how happy she looked. Oh, dear. I mean, I mean, right. I'm going to say this very long. I might get, I might get stabbed in the head by this. If you're, if you're going, if you're, if you're idea as to go to BJ Lo. Mm-hmm. At least look the part. Oh, she's just tributing acting. Tribut acts never look the same. True, true. I saw a little mix once tribute. I could pride a little mix. It was a mess. It was a disaster. Um, because it was, uh, the girls, it was just, anyway, it was a mess. But good for J Lo. If a J Lo beat in Joe Lopez, good for her. So now we know what if J Lo can perform on social media send, uh, all to ego. Joe Lopez. Okay. Good shot. I think it's a bit of a publicity stunt. Mm-hmm. Well, 'cause she, she got a microphone around, so she was ready to sing, wasn't she? J Lo sings? I believe she sings. I thought she's an actress. Did she not sing? Waiting for tonight? Oh. When you would be able to be. Yeah? I just... Ella Cooljade. Oh, she's probably what she does. Oh, my love is all I had. Yeah. When she's a little fur girl, she's this New York being the old side and the homage. So I'm just thinking of the one she did with Ella Cooljade. Oh. Do you like, do you, have you touched on something Ella Cooljade? Yes. He was my coming out of your spirit. Well, my realisation experience. MTV Phenomenom. So you like boy black men? Apparently so. I like men. I'm not really. This is why I have hair. I like them tall as well. Do you like tall men? Yeah. Do you climb like a tree? I climb like a tree. It's like that, like a bean pull. This is why no one buys your pony, you know. Don't sell it. Miss Benny Dade's co-star, Michael who's roasting. Ooh. So Miss Benny, is that the glamorous woman, isn't it? Yes. Yes. What do you think? What's your thought? I mean, he's not unattractive. Mmm. He's a handsome, handsome woman. He plays a geek in the show. Have you watched that? No. That was glorious or whatever it's called. I'll be honest. I'll be very honest. Spit in my hold on rude me. What about him? So you're trying to catch veals in this television today? Yeah. You need to watch the show at the ring because it's great. There's a lot of... I've seen bits of man. I've seen bits of lots of handsome men. I've seen bits of pieces. He plays a geek, which is quite cute. I think we're definitely dating with that kind of pose. So am I right in thinking they're trans, right? They're spending trans, yeah. Right. And her co-star, and they're dating. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Good for her. There must be some good sex. In my mind, I'm not thinking he doesn't... He's just picturing it. He just rags her hair. Okay. Mmm. Mmm. I might need a two to three minute break. Can someone send me this picture to my phone? I can just, like, you know... Mmm. It's a spicy day today. Oh, dear. (LAUGHS) Okay. I mean, what do you say, no? Would you say, can you hear me all the bad? No. I don't think so. Both of them are stunning. I think... I think there's something about men that can easily, that just gives me the oomph. I just want to ride you like a Wednesday. Right. How'd you like a Wednesday? Yeah, you know, it's... We know where her Wednesday starts at a long line, goes up, then comes down, and then goes back up. I'd like to dub you. It starts with the "Let's dub you." You know, in Cardi B, you know, in what? Cardi B and Mega, once you said... I've never heard that song all the way through it. You never heard that song, because it's beaked more off. Okay. Well, in the lyrics, she said, I want to ride... When I ride his d*ck, I will spell my name. Okay? So, I thought the idea is... Although, I don't think I could do that, right? No, that's d*ck, I can spell my name. Sucking d*ck, I can spell your name. Ooh. See, that's what you need. If that's a thing, too? Uh-huh. Yeah, but I don't have a long tongue. You can't really spell liquid d*ck in your mouth. Like, unless you lick down up, then... But how do you make the C? I'm the K. It's tough. I'm not going to tell you all. I'm not going to tell you all. I don't know. This isn't that science. What kind of amphibian are you? I don't have amphibian. How you spell it, Mike? Well, my full name is Michael James Edward Bennet Rowey. Oh. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Is this why you keep the men? I'll keep them. Well, they're not... Well, then I hear. Okay, rid of them. Okay. So... I'm single by choice. Let me ask you something. Other people's choices, but this is still by choice. So, Miss Benny's partner comes over. Uh-huh. So, you're going to just... Is d*ck. And spell your name. No, just... Oh. You don't want to watch, you know. I am. You're a dirty bitch. [Laughs] And that's all for the showbiz this week. [Laughs] I don't know why people are laughing. So, stick around. 'Cause coming up, we're going to play a little game. Now, game of the week. [Music] You're watching tune the cut. And this week, we're going to be playing Let's Get Physical. And this one is for the Intrepid Explorer that is Nick. Ooh. You pop. Very excited. Right, should I go? Yeah, go on. Fine, if I must. Ten of the week. [Music] So, we're going to play Let's Get Physical. [Music] And this is where Nick's going to ask me a question. I ask try and get it right. [Laughs] Are you ready? I am ready. Wonderful. I feel like every time we play this game, we never get anything right, so... I'm very intelligent, just not necessarily smart. Mmm. The big... That would be available. Mm-hmm. Names, Britain's largest World War II bummer. Bummer? Bummer. Bummer. It's World War II. That would be Dean. [Laughs] That would be the Lancaster. Full name, please. The Lancaster bummer. Nope. Lancaster, Frank, Side Bottom, the bummer. No, there's something to the start of it. I mean, I'll give you half a point, though. You're going to half a point. What was the name of it? Afro. Afro. Afro. Afro. Like, Loving. Avial. You were the scared of boys. No, like, that's Afro-Lovine. That's Afro-Lovine. Afro. Afro. Afro. Afro. Afro Lancaster. Okay. So, I was right then. Mmm, debatable. Mm-hmm. So, you'll get, like, half a point. Okay. Okay. Name the film these characters appear in. Okay. Mrs. Robinson. Jules Winfield. Alex Forrest. Captain Quint. Captain? Who? Quint. Quint? Yeah. Do you know Quint? Do you know Quint means in Urban Dictionary? No. So, Quint is, like, when you, like, use your, either, anal or vaginal gland, and you, and you breathe in. That's a quint. Like, yeah. When you suck things up, windy-bomb. Like, you know, like, like this, so it's, like, a quint. That's a quint. Okay. It blends up in the everyday. That's a quint. I thought it was a type of... Can I make your, can I make your whole quint like that? Wink. Quint. You can yawn. Like, that's a quint. I can, you hold it with mine. You'll, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo. You can make your little quint. Just out of my mouth. Just say. I love that for you. Anyway. Madge, Madge Gunderson, and Bunny Parker. That would be... the graduate. For who? Well. Which one? 'Cause they're, they're, they're six p-crowds, hey. Mrs. Robinson's from the graduate. Correct. That's it. That's it. That's your lot. That's it? That's your lot. Fine. I'll give, I'll, I'll give. What are the rest of them? I'll give you the point. But the rest of it was Jules Winfield was from Pulp Fiction. Okay. Alec Forris is from Fatal Attraction. Captain Quint is from Jaws. Madge Gunderson is from Fargo. And Bunny Parker is Bunny and Clyde's. All right. Mmm. No, well. What do you feel about this question? Go on. On which Baleric Island was Raphael the Dal born? Was that not the one by Torval and Dean? Well? Torval and Dean. Ice dancing. Ice? Yeah. I figure skating in the Olympics. Torval and Dean did the, the Baleric. And it slides on the end. No, it's a Spanish island. I swear it's a Baleric. Oh, I'm being told that's the Balero. Baleric, Baleric Island. I don't, I'd say it's like, it's like the... It's Spain, Balerics. Yes. I'm going to say, I don't know. Oh, Mike, you should know this. If you were, if you were, if you're a fan of travelling. I don't know why people are born. I'm going around travel going on this house is where Ralph was born. You ready for the answer? Yes, I am. He was born on the Mallorca. Mallorca. I know. I know. I know. I know that Mallorca is famous for its poptery. I've never been to Mallorca. I've never been to Mallorca. I've never been to Mallorca. It'd be not. No. Interesting. It's different. It's unusual. I don't even know any of these questions. Sorry. It's like, what is this? You get the, the written down, right? Erm... No, I'm just going to... I'm going to keep going. The written down, you don't need to know them. I know, but I don't think you would have known either. Well, that you could say about anything in that box. Okay. All right. Name the South African surgeon who carried out the first heart transplant operation. Oscar Pistorius. No. Isn't he the guy with the leg? The guy with the leg. The Paralympian that shot his partner to death. Yeah, yeah. Oh, oh. I'm going to say something, but I'm going to keep it off air because I might get cancelled. Just say it. I'll clear it out. I actually don't mind if he, if he, if he shot his **** me as well. Oh, he's, he's going to, he's going to sit in a weird way. I won't take the leg off and hit me with it. He's going to hit me with it. Anyway, what was the answer? It was Christian Bernard. A Bernard? A Bernard. Christian Bernard. Right. Are you ready for your next question? I am. De, de, de, de, de. Ooh. What was the name of the sex pistol's first single? I'm going to shoot on you. Ooh. You're going to shoot on me. Is that not what they said? No. Oh. I mean, I don't know. You want to be an arking? No. It's a very glitter. Sex pistols have more glitter. I don't think so. No, no. They were more like grungy, right? I swear to. They were, I just, I thought of a glam rock person that I shouldn't have put up with. Well, the answer was anarchy in the UK. Anarchy in the UK. The UK. Why? Your crap at this game today, no. What's going on? Today? Usually, Mike, you're usually on top form. I'm kind of disappointed. Next question. Okay. Which country won the Eurovision Song Contest in 2004? Norway. Ooh. Not far off. Mmm. It was around, and they had a lot of love by load. In the UK, I would have been awful at answering this. They actually don't show the Eurovision back in the Caribbean. Because it's not part of Europe. I mean, Australia is an Eurovision now. Yeah, that's just because they can't. I mean, do they show a common world, common colonies? I don't think so. But maybe in the British Virgin Islands. Maybe. Mmm. Nobody in there. It was Ukraine. Oh. Ukraine. We watched some. They didn't say. They didn't say. Half a story. They didn't say. But I mean, I mean, all right. Let's go find a one. What point are you on? Hmm? What point are you on? Not many. Okay. Let's go again. Okay. Which English club would a runner's op in the Europa League final of 2010? Because you know, Mike, you love balls. I do. You love the balls. I love seeing 11 men get home sweaty for 90 minutes. Isn't that your standard Sunday evening anyway? Um, let me think. Europa 2010? Mm-hmm. British club? Which English club, yeah? I'm just to say. Mm-hmm. I'm just United. Mm-hmm. Liverpool. Nope. Everton. Nope. Tottenham. No spur. Mm-hmm. Arsenal. Nope. Sheffield Wednesday. Nope. Sheffield United. Nope. Cambridge United. Nope. Bognor FC. Nope. It was Fulham. You were far from it. Arsenal's near Fulham. No. Arsenal is? No. Do you know London very well? It's near Manchester City. All of us want to have a smit, which is on the south side. Arsenal is not. Right. So if you're driving from the centre of London, right, to Arsenal or to Fulham, they're both close to each other than Manchester. I mean, I don't drive. I got close. You read it, did you? I was in the same city. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I think you're on your own without one. Anyway. Let's go one more out. Right. You must get this one because you're British. Who won the War of the Roses? So, do you want the answer you'll have on the card or the correct answer? Right. Because the correct answer is the Stuart Clamp. OK. Hey, which is not the answer you'll have there? OK. Or the Windsor's. OK. It would be Lancaster's. Do you know what that is? I gave you an A for F for that because it took you six questions to get a ride, to get a ride. OK. Which means you are in your own kind of ****. You know why? Usually when you **** you get some kind of knowledge, right? No, you don't. Yeah, you do. No knowledge you get is that person doesn't watch their bellend properly. Yeah, but I think Smegma is good for the brain as well. No, it's not. Are you sure? Yeah. Oh. Well, I... Well... Oh, well. Well, Nick snacks down on his Smegma deal. We're going to go to a break. Welcome back to 'Tune the Good. And now we take a deep breath, relax and get ready to have something shoved in us. Which is lovely. It's crafty queens. So for crafty queens, I guess I'm going to be doing something today. It's just show up craft day, I'm right. Yeah, yeah. Amazing. What am I doing? You don't know. I don't know. No. So I'm just going to make something else in this. So here we have a trusted plastic hanger. And we are going to use some cut-mitting wool. OK. And we're just going to make it look cute. OK. Cool. So you're going to... Is this going to be wrapping the string round the hanger to make it a fabric hanger? Yeah, because as Joan Pullen said, no more wire hands. So using plastic ones. Yeah. So all you're going to do is just going to wrap your hanger in wool. OK. And you're going to make it look very pretty. Like the end of this lovely... If it's all been wrapped like a mummy, you're going to use a little... A little glue going to design and make it look feel cute. OK. Cool. Off you pop. OK. Cool. So I'm just going to start gluing stuff straight away because... You just glue this stuff right away? Well, I'm going to glue the string on to the hanger so it's... It's attached. I nearly did it swear. Oh, did you? Nearly. You're swaying on TV? I know. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Yes. I'm not thinking about it. I don't know. Do you consider this as a crafty person? I'm like... So this part of the show always teaches me that no is the answer to that question. OK. I'm not a crafty person. I am a person who likes to buy things that have been made. Oh, wow. Yeah. Are you an arty person normally? No. No. Actually, I'm very much not an arty person. I think... I mean, I used to draw the life. I used to want as a child. OK. But I'd never look at that. Look at that. And what kind of things did you draw? I used to draw, like, living in a big mansion. I know. And, you know, like, being like in salt bin. I'm aware of salt bin. Right. I just wanted a nice little house. A nice little house. The bathtub was water to drinking. Yeah, a nice chicken with a lot of the bathtub wasn't drinking. It was great. I didn't get any of that. What I get was just trauma. I think we all got trauma. I mean, to be fair, if you're drinking bath water, you've got a bit of trauma there. I mean, I've done worse than drinking someone's coming back water. Did you hear how they made that look like coming back water? No. What did they use? It's yogurt, milk and water mixed together. Oh, God. A lot of work. And he had to do it, like, eight or ten times. Oh, God. And every time he had a different face, he did it a different way. Oh, wow. So he could pick the right one. I want to see those outtakes. I don't know about you, but I was really hoping that we're going to have them some really big gay tension. I was really hoping for them to, like, apparently, apparently. Tension. We're on the streets that they caught the kiss scene out between him and Jacob Alotti. No, but they left the riding scene in. The riding? The riding scene. Oh, that was great. Oh, hello. I love someone on top of me using spit as lube? Baby. I am so turned on right now. Not under this crafty queen's baby can't see, but, you know. There's something there. Is there a movement? Yeah. The waters are flowing. OK. So I think it was great for anyone who hasn't seen Swaboon. Please go watch it. Please go watch it with your parents. Watch it with your parents. No. It's fun for all the family. Mm-hmm. Right. And I say that because when the first Thor movie came out, my parents and I went to watch our unboxing day. The first Thor movie. The first of Chris Hemsworth. Oh, wow. And, yeah, that was an interesting watch. You touch yourself next to your parents, wow. No, I didn't. But I wanted to. Oh, wow. It's so hot. Oh, good. Yeah. You take... You take... What'd you say that's all? You think... I think... You think Chris Hemsworth is hot? Yeah. Do you know, like Liam? Do you know Liam is hot? I like all the Hemsworths. Even the only one they keep in the books. Oh, God, no. Do you know there's a Thor, Jonah's brother? And no one pays attention to him because he's fat. Yeah. That's terrible. It is terrible. And that's the world we live in, unfortunately. But he's kind of good looking. He is a good looking guy. I mean, I would not say no. I mean, I wouldn't say no to any Jonah brothers. I don't know all their names. Er... Nick. Is that the deal? Nick. Nick and Nick. I don't know. They're all... They're all... I know one is in like... I know one was married to Sophie Turner from Game of Thrones, Santa. But he was married to her and then they broke up. I think that's right. It's a couple. Right, you know what? This is Crafty Queen. This looks like a... Like a... Like a fish line in a minute. Okay. A fish line. I'm getting nautical for mine too. Right. Can I go anywhere with this? Because I feel like I'm just going to make it look spicy. You're going to make it look spicy. It's going to make you look spicy. Mine is boo-hoo.com. That's what it's given. In the sale. In the sale. In the sale. In the sale. Well, I'm going to... I'm going to spooch. I'm going to make her a bit more spicy now. Okay. Let's see what I can do here. I'm not made for this craft. I'm not... I'm not made for this life. You're not made for this life. I'm not made for this life. I'm not made for this life. I'm not made for this life. Just asking craft stuff enough for me. No, as you say, I enjoy myself here. It's just... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's quite cathartic. I can use the word cathartic. Cathartic. Cathartic. I like that word. Soothing. I mean, something waggling me face. 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She's giving. She's giving, honey. She's giving it. She really... She's great. She's well-designed. She's well-groomed. And she also comes with a stand. Look at her. Winning. If you can't get any peem, any vajean, or anything in between, just be a crafty queen. ♪ I think what was done very well there. I think what was done very well. I don't think it's you. I don't think it's you either. Mine's beautiful. Mine's done artistically. It's nice and neat. Mm-hmm. Mine's lovely and sparkly and neat. Oh, neat. Yes. Yes. Yes. But this is this right. So this is giving Wilkinson. This is giving. Well, Kingston. Straight out of Avern God in Chanel in France. Do you not see? This is giving the Louvre. You can never. The Louvre. This is Avern God, honey. You better work. That's giving. That's giving it. You're doing smack in the Louvre. It's giving the Louvre. That's that. It's giving me hepatitis. Ah! Not this. Leave my, leave my crafty queen work alone. Mm-hmm. Now, every time I come here I get used, abused and left. And we don't even charge you for the privilege, aren't we? What a shame. That's almost the end of the show. Just remember to join us on our social media at the COD TV. Oh. Thank you for watching and we'll see you all soon. Bye. Bye. Mm-hmm. That's just. Me, Avern God. It's fresh, man. No. It's good. Look at her. Look at her. You can see her in a lot more. She's cute. [music] (chimes)