3, 2, 1. Oh boy, folks, how are we? Welcome, once again, to the Josh Potter Show. To his eye, Josh Potter. And I'm so happy that you're here. And guess what, tomorrow, I am going to be in Omaha, Nebraska. That's right, baby. August 15th, tomorrow, one show only in Omaha, Nebraska then. Come Friday and Saturday, the 16th and 17th, you can see me in Des Moines, Iowa, baby. So come on out to those shows, thejoshbodder.com is where you can get tickets coming up on August 24th. I will be in Boston, Massachusetts, and then I will be in September. I'll be in Long Island, I'll be in Maine, I'll be in Beringa, California, all kinds of stuff. Go to thejoshbodder.com and get your dang tickets, would ya? Also some things to note, we will be having some changes here on the program. This could very well be. There might be one more episode that we take inside the roaches layer here, the true Roach Hotel, if you will, a Roach Motel, excuse me. But yeah, we're going to be in our new studio, hopefully next week. We'll talk more about that in a second. The Josh Potter show at gmail.com is where you can send in all your articles and all your music the way Griff Parker sent this bad boy in. And today, my guest, she's back because I just don't want to have anyone else in my home. It's Sarah Wainshank, everybody. Hi. Oh, I'm so excited you're here. Thank you for coming. Tell everyone where they can see you. You can see me in Austin, Texas. I'm coming to the Vulcan Gasco on August 29th at 7 p.m. Got tickets for that, I'll be headlining, and then I'm coming to Skinkfest, and you'll be at Skinkfest too. That's right. And that's the end of September. So look out for that. In November, I'm doing DC with Kim Pongden at the DC comedy loft. Comedy loft. Yeah. That's what it is. All right, folks. Go check her out on the road. The old baby's coming to a town near you. The old baby, baby. And like I said, you know, I'm so happy that you could do the episode because I don't like, I mean, I like have Alex can come over. I like having you here, but like, this is what I'm looking forward to in terms of moving the podcast back into a studio. The podcast guests will grow, folks. It's going to only get better. It's going to become more for instance, my pal Tyler Glass now picture for the Los Angeles Dodgers. I can't have Tyler Glass now come to my. Why not? What's up? Ty? Because I don't want to lay my head at night. He's going to be like, gee, you know what I'm saying, this guy, it's just, it's not something it doesn't wreak professionalism, you know, I'm sure Tyler Glass now, he's a great guy. I'm sure he would be completely fine with coming over to my house and he would be, he would love it probably, but I want to present something a little more grand for a man of that caliber and for other guests as well. But not for me. No, I can come, I can come when you're at home because we're actually friends. Exactly. You, Kim, Chase, and I've had a few others that I've become friends with that I've had, you know, Johnny Pemberton can come here. People like that, people I'm comfortable with, but outsiders, I don't know. I get a little, I get anxiety about them coming to my home. So, and I also enjoy going to a studio to work. So this is going to be very exciting. I feel like the podcast will grow and I'm excited. We will be in the comedy store either next week or perhaps the week after that, but there's only a couple more episodes in here. This could very well be the last one. We got our fingers crossed. Yeah, we do. Well, thank you for being part of it and I appreciate it. Now, let's get into the sports. Oh my God. For banking episodes, folks, you know, I admit to it, I have to come clean. I hate banking episodes with every fiber of my soul. And we don't go very deep in the banking, but nevertheless, I cannot stand it. And I'm so excited to begin working in the new studio, so we're back in the same schedule. And I appreciate you bearing with me because I know people out there hate when you bank episodes too. It's the worst. So I appreciate you bearing with me, and I'm so excited for the future. And Sarah, yeah, since we're talking sports now, we're in the sports section, even though I'm high and rambling about getting the fuck out in this room. Yeah. Yes. Have you been watching the WNBA? No, I don't watch women's sports. Now you don't watch men's sports either though, but that's funny. Especially don't watch women's. Yeah, I mean, does that appeal to you less? Yes. Why is that? Like, even less than men's, at least the men you're watching. You're like, we'll know what I was going to, I was going to suggest perhaps an out for you. When you watch the menu at least go, well, that guy's hot or whatever. Yeah. When I watched the women and go, well, I don't think we'd be friends. Well, I don't know. There's a new crop in the W and the double, oh my God, did you hear that folks? The W and I said, I said W. I said W. W. It's W. Yeah. God. The WNBA. See? Mm-hmm. Can you do it? The WNBA. What kind of? I nailed it. What are you talking about? Me kind of nailed it. I nailed it. Can you do it Alex? WNBA. There you go. WNBA. Give me that L. Give me that L. Double U. There you go. There you go. NBA. NBA. That part we don't need to test. The WNBA has been fantastic lately. And people have been watching it because of Caitlin Clark, but there's another, I mean, I can't talk about this lady enough. Cameron. Bank. Is it bank? I can't remember her anymore. Cameron Brink. Isn't it Brink? Oh God, I'm second guessing myself. Yep. There she is. Cameron Brink. I know. She looks like Sansa Stark. I mean, she is the most gorgeous woman I think I've ever seen in my entire life. In your entire life. She is enchanted. She is beautiful. She is beautiful. She is maybe the most enchanting woman. The only other woman that I felt like this about was the woman who plays Sansa Stark, Sophie Turner, who looks very similar. Look at her. I mean, she's-- It's the same person. It's not the same person. Oh. Sophie Turner is so, so pretty. They're both very Barbie. I hate Barbie. I hate Barbie. I hate Barbie. Yeah. I didn't know that was my type. You know, it's not really my, I mean, but in terms of just like optimum beauty, I just Cameron Brink. I will watch every L.A. Sparks game that she plays. She's like basketball Barbie. She is so pretty and she's-- I don't know. It's crazy. Look at how pretty she-- that's her playing. And she looks gorgeous. So listen, I'm turning into the L.A. fucking Sparks. I'll tell you that right now. She's on the sparks. She's on the sparks. I'm not necessarily watching the Indiana fever per se. Maybe my reasons are misogynistic as well. But it's made me-- Right. It's made me kind of aware at least of the WNBA and what's going on in it. You know? You know what else is so hot is Angel Reese. Who's Angel Reese? She is like the Darth Vader to Caitlin Clark's Luke Skywalker or Obi-Wan or what have you. She is the villain to Caitlin Clark's hero and she likes playing the villain. And I like that about her too. She is very hot as well. You're gonna all horned up looking at the Angel Reese. Yeah, no, she's-- She's the villain and she plays the villain too. You know I like a dark lady. She curses, she's the-- ooh, she is the bad girl of the WNBA. So the All-Star game happened and this perhaps was the most viewed WNBA All-Star game of all time. I don't even know if they even did an All-Star game in years past. It's been crazy. How many more viewers they've had, how much more attendance they've had, people are. They're changing arenas. They're going into the arenas the actual NBA players play in. And-- The WNBA is changing arenas. Yeah, because they would go into some rinky dink one because no one would go. Yeah, like the gym of a high school. Very similar. They have like-- They have like real gyms. Wow. And because of the newfound sort of interest and desire to go to these games with the new celebrity inside of the different teams, the teams have had to go to different arenas. And especially when Caitlin Clark comes to town, when Caitlin Clark comes to town, they have to like move to a different fucking-- they have to put her in an airplane hangar to sell all the tickets. So an All-Star game just happened and-- oh, man. This is like inducting the WNBA into the rest of legitimate sports time. I know that's crazy to say after it already existed for the last 30 years. But finally, we have a broadcasting gaffe during a WNBA game. Well, is it because the girls are hot and now we care? That's-- well, I mean, that's kind of what I'm getting at a little bit by a little like back and forth. It's also the interest of Caitlin Clark, who is the most captivating player that they've had in a long time, and she's very talented, and everyone loves her. So here's a moment during the All-Star game where the broadcast picked up a hot mic moment, my favorite. Let's play it. I missed him all to the elbow. Oh, my gosh. Oh. I think Sophie was upset with herself. I love that recovery by the announcer, too. Oh. Oh, he loved it. I think Sophie was a little upset with herself, because you know what I was saying. What is that? What's happening right there? That's not a normal basketball game. No, they're doing the All-Star Skills Challenge, so I assume this is a three-point contest. I haven't watched-- usually, they have like the ball set up around the thing. Maybe this thing follows her or something. It's like a robot. There's one in the corner, too. Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like different stations where they run home and they shoot five from like-- Yeah, they used to just have the racks out. And that's how long ago I watched an NBA All-Star Game, they still had the like gym class racks of the balls where they would have to like-- they would have five on there and then they have a cabotum row just in case. They didn't nail one. She so she yelled, "Fuck, oh my fuck." Oh, I know. Well, now that the girls aren't pigs, people care. Of course. They weren't-- That's fucked up. I mean, I didn't-- Oink, oink. You know what I mean? I got a couple hot bitches in there and everyone cares about the WNBA before nobody gave a shit. I want the record to show that Sarah Wainching called them pigs. I call them ogres, not pigs. Not me. I did not call them anything. They are also women, you know? It's so funny. Not you trying to be politically correct over there. It's so funny, though. And I said this before on the podcast, but it is just such a funny thing that I saw on the internet, like the league is up in arms about Caitlin Clark. They're like, "Caitlin Clark, you know, she's only popular because she's white and straight." And I'm over here looking at Cameron Brink, and I'm going, "If that's the reason she's popular, Cameron Brink would be way more popular than Caitlin Clark by a mile." Let's see, Caitlin Clark. Now Sarah's going to judge Caitlin Clark, looks like I'm going to cancel. Caitlin Clark, you're beautiful as well. I'm just saying Cameron Brink is like a fucking movie star, and I think everyone can admit it. But Caitlin Clark, fantastic player, fantastic ball player. It's like my member and League of their own when they're like, "Marla Hooch, what a hitter." The rest of them are like, and there's Dolly, she's a dashing woman, that's such a hilarious scene. Okay. Marla Hooch. What a hitter. So we're all caught up on the women. Yeah, no, so I'm looking forward to more WNBA hot mic situations. Maybe the announcers will get in on the action as well, so keep your eyes peeled. Are you going to a spark game? I'd love to go to, well, Cameron Brink injured, I think she tore her ace. Oh, we're out. We're out there. I'm not going, yeah, I was planning on going. She still goes to the games. She'll be in street clothes. I don't want to see her on a bench. No, I need to see her plan. I need to root for my girl. All right. Got in. See if you can find her boyfriend because he just looks like some Nordic dreamboat that I'm like, "Yeah, at least she would never even look at me like I'm the same species as her." Oh, she's not a boyfriend. Whoa, they both look like Norwegian. What's his name? Yes, he is like a Norwegian. He is Hitler's wet dream. I mean, he-- I mean, they're both Hitler's wet dream. Hitler would jerk off to this picture so much he'd have shit shoved up his ass. He would be coming buckets that guy while he's on meth. But so what's that guy's name? His name is Ben Fettler. Let's see what Ben Fettler does. Type his name in and see if anything comes up other than Cameron Bring Boyfriend. I'd love to know, this guy's life. What it was-- Oh. Well, this elder. He's a Stanford rower. Oh my god. Oh my god. He's like Ken and she's like Barbie. I mean, yeah. This is a big much. Can you imagine them having sex? It would be like-- it would be so-- it would be so different than what I do. It's like he looks like the guy from Saved by the Bell, Zach Morris. I know. They're both-- I mean, like, gah, and he's taller than her? Look at them. Jesus Christ. I know. I mean, this is the master race would start with these two. They would be plucked from-- they're both like-- they're both six feet tall. Some Aryan nation out there is going to want to preserve these two when the race wars do come. I mean, they look intense. They're tall Danish folk. They're not-- I mean, they're American. I don't know. They're California. They look Swedish. They're Californian. They're like-- They're European. Malibu Barbie. Yeah. It's wild. It is great. He's a Stanford row team. I gotta get down to that row shit. That guy's jerked. Jesus. She might be more jacked than him. They're both so jacked. It's-- What do you think they do when they have the night off? Fuck like machines. Fuck like machines. Get a lot of protein. Do you think they're kind of narcissistic because they kind of look alike? They don't look alike at all. She-- yes, they do. No, they don't. Yes, yes, they do. Like, if you didn't know they were dating and somebody showed you that photo and told you they were siblings, you'd be like, yeah. Yeah. They're both blonde. You're both are thinking that they're both blonde. I don't know. I think that they might have-- the genetics might be too close here. Well, whatever breaks the two of them up, not that I have any sort of shot, could you imagine? That would be a-- I'm gonna write a movie that a guy like me, a 38-year-old Zilch, gets somehow. Cameron brings attention and we go on dates and she falls in love with me and it's like a reboot of she's out of your league, but it'd be so disgustingly apparent. She's way richer than me. She is way hotter than me. She's, I don't know, way probably a better person than me. I have no idea. I feel like you could make her eggs and give her a course and charm her. I mean, who-- I can't do that with women that look even a 400th of the hotness of that, so I don't know about that. But I'm gonna write that movie just to play it out on screen, and I'll be like, "Would you be in the movie?" And then I get Sophie Turner to play her. Well, then, is she in the beginning of the movie, dating in the head sky, but then she falls in love with you and leaves him? Yes, and that guy's played by that Powell guy. What the hell is his name? Glenn Powell. Glenn Powell from Twisters. You don't-- what is he saying, Twisters? I just saw it. It's fucking-- I haven't seen Twisters. You don't run from your fears. You ride them or something like that? Is that what the tag line is? That is the dumbest tag line. Or he goes, no, no, no, he goes, you don't face your fears. You ride them. That's what I mean. Be right back. Riding my fears. Howl says it, girls are like, "Ugh." So Glenn Powell will play-- he might be too short. I don't know. We can get him to stand on an Apple box, isn't that what they do? We'll do some trickery. Stilts. Mm. Hopefully, by the time I get that written, Glenn Powell's doing rom-coms. Also, speaking of sports, the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders need a raise. Whoa, you heard it here, folks. Sarah Winechink just became aware of the poor cheerleader play out there in the world. Yeah. No, that is a great story you brought up. That's interesting. You have been watching the documentary, you just stumbled upon it. The documentary is art. What did you learn about football? Not one thing about football, but I did learn that being a cheerleader is not for the faint of heart. New. I remember being near and dear to the Buffalo gills, which was the cheerleaders through the Buffalo gills. There was some sort of... That is a hacky name for them, I'm sorry. Well, I think it's actually wonderful and adorable, and I've had cousins that were on the Buffalo gills. Whoa. Oh, no, my cousin was a saber at, excuse me. But no, I've known women from the gills, many of them. I always knew that the cheerleaders got shitty pay, and it was nothing you could even like not have a job and do, but it's also a full-time job in itself. It's crazy. These bitches, they have like, they're like an orthodontist during the day and a cheerleader at night. Yeah, I mean... And they get tore apart. They're like... But if you think about it, it is only like eight home games. They give it their all. No, of course. Of course. And they have to learn all the dances and they have to do appearances. There's a lot to it. There's a lot more to it than the pay would equate to. You're right. And that's been going on for years. Not just the Dallas Cowgirls. It is the entire... By their calendars. The calendars are where it's at. The calendar. You can just jerk it to the calendars. We got to bring calendars back, folks. Calendars need to be a thing again. Go out there. The sparks need a calendar. The sparks need a calendar. Although that would be... They're trying to avoid what's the... Objectification? Sexifying them. Yes, exactly. Objectifying. Well, yeah. But that's how you make money, sweetie. It's 2024. I don't only find sparks. I don't need all the sparks. Just Cameron Brink would be fine. I'll take a calendar of her, please. Do we just have 12 months of Cameron Brink? Because boy, oh boy, I don't mind not seeing the other sparks. Some of them. Anyhow, you know, the Olympics are about to really get geared up here. Oh. In France. Paris. France. I wasn't aware that they're taking place. In France. You didn't know that the Olympics were going up? No one... No. The fracturing of... I got to be honest. The fracturing of network television has made it so the Olympics are just nothing anymore. Because I think NBC has the rights and they're like, "You can watch rowing on CNBC. You can watch this on MSNBC. You can go over to a C-SPAN." I mean, they have like a thousand channels that they fucking... Have they done the ice lose yet? No, that's winter Olympics. That's what I care about. Yeah, winter Olympics is not going on at the moment. This is summer Olympics. Sorry. Little... No ice skating yet. What is there? Is there snow outside? I mean, what are you talking about? There's no... I don't know what's happening in France. You don't follow... You never had the Olympics as a kid. What's happening? Running and pole-volving? In the gymnastics. Ah, the gymnastics. Eh. Anywho. Yeah. You know, in these Olympic villages, notoriously, they love to fuck. And it's very like Cameron Brinkin' her boyfriend. They're probably very athletic. Just athletes. Horny. Athletes in their 20s. Fucking. My bad, just sore just thinking about it. Athletes fucking. Oh my god. Oh my god. I got... You know, this is part of the reason. This is what I motivate myself with when I do happen to go to the gym. I want... All I want is not to live longer. It's not to even look better. It's to fuck better. That's literally all I want to do is just be one of these... Fuck machines? This guy right here just laying waste to a lady. And not, you know, feeling like I'm going to have a heart attack or that I've pulled a muscle in my stomach core. You know? Yeah. No, I know what you mean. So in the Olympic Village, it's just a fuck fiesta. Typically. This guy's giving me the ick. But this will stop looking at him. So this year though, because of all the fucking on in the Olympics traditionally and they're sick of putting the condoms probably out there, they're trying to mitigate it by having anti-sex beds. That's not going to work. Well, according to some Olympians, you are correct. They said those anti-sex beds will do. Do we have a picture and see what I wanted to know what the concept of an anti-sex bed was? Because I've never heard of such a thing. What... Tell me what's going on here. You're just scrolling through photos. I think they're just made out of cardboard. I was trying to find a video that showed it. Oh, there's a video right there. I'm at the power of Olympic Games and they once again have these cardboard on the sex bed. Can you pause it? When I tested them last time. Okay. So like they're trying... What would make that anti... You could have sex on anything. Is it because they break? Is that what the... It looks like a mattress on like cardboard boxes and so it's like you can't get a rhythm going or the boxes will fall over. I would just get the boxes crushed up. Who cares? It's a mattress. I'm just confused because it's like, can't the athletes just have a normal bed to sleep in? You know what I mean? They're fucking... They're like fighting for their country for being the top athletes. Give them a real mattress and let them fuck. Okay. Next. Yeah. Why are they in like makeshift barracks? I mean it's... The Olympic Village looks like a slave encampment. It does. The way that... And they're just walking. They have to like go in the food line and there's probably people taking their fucking blood and shit because they have to like... It's given a worth in this. Yeah. It's like, look it. NFL training camps do this, which is also happening simultaneously right now. But they do this because they want training camp to feel like the military. You know what I'm saying? Like, they want it to be like hard for the athletes. They want them to go through the ringer to put them through all the tests so that they can get ready for the season. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Give them an ice bed so they can get pounded in it. Well in this case, I don't understand this for the Olympics. Why they make them look like tenement housing and they just shove them in like bunk beds and stuff. So let's watch the rest of this video. This man... Does it say who this is by chance? Let me go to his instrument. It is Reese McLeanhan. Oh, Reese McLeanhan. He's going to test out the old anti-sex beds he is. What does he do? He's obviously an Irish something or other gymnast or something. Yep. Irish. Oh yeah. Look, there he is doing a couple pole. This McLeanhan, I'm on the old pole vault here. Oh no. It's not the... What is that called? The pommel horse. The pommel horse I'm doing here. Watch my legs go around as I do the pommel horse. All right. Let's watch him jump on the bed now. Reese McLeanhan. Irish gymnast, Reese McLeanhan. Okay. Here he is. Once again, have these cardboard, anti-sex beds. Anti-sex beds. My testing, maybe I wasn't rigorous enough though. Regularists enough though. It's pretty sturdy to me. Look at that. Have they passed a test? It's big. Big news. Fuck you. I'm going to fuck all the time on it here. I could bang a girl's bronze out I can. Wow. I'm going to bang a girl's brain straight out the other side of her head here because I'm a fidd-ass gymnast. Sounds like column-tyrelic. That shit was crazy. He was working the bed, folks. If you were just listening at home and not watching on all the YouTube there, get over and check it out because this man, you know, he was doing crazy moves on the bed. He was doing moves that I don't think you even do during sex. No, no, no. He was purposely putting it through a more rough test than the sex would be, I would hope because if that is to the force of which women are expecting, good God. I am doomed. There's no way I can provide a force as rigorous, as old. Reese McElle had. Reese McElle. Also, a pair of Aussies, some tennis players, Daria Seville and Ellen Perez, they also tested the anti-sex. I'd love to see the Aussies do it. Yeah. They think we won't have sex on here. I can't do an Australian. There they are. Let's see these two. Maybe they're going to scissor on it. I don't think we fucking-- This is what it seems like. That'd be fucking sick. You want to try to scissor on here? I'm doing the Irish person. I can't even do a lesbian Australian. Okay, go ahead. Ma, test out the beds in Tokyo. Well, we're here in Paris to test out the beds with various activities. Oh, yeah. Tested out 69ing. All right. I'm doing some joint dancing dumping. They're not doing it as intense as Reese McEllehan. I will say. But it is hotter because oh, that one looks like it did kind of make a dent there. Oh, a racket. They're throwing objects now on to the bed. Are they in a scissor or what? I mean-- No. These. This is like clicking that porn link and it's just like the intro and you're like, oh. I knew fast forward and nothing happened. And nothing happens. You're like, where's Park 2? Did it hurt? Did it hurt? Did you? Did it hurt? Did it hurt? Did it hurt? Did it hurt? Did it hurt? Did it hurt? Did it hurt? I can't do a fucking Austrian. I wish there was a video of someone actually just fucking on the bed. You know what I mean? I mean, they should pet. It's McEllehan. No, they pass the test. They do. I can't wait to fuck on here. It's supposed to be installed in Tokyo Olympic Village right now. Okay. I don't think they want them fucking. Because that's going to exert jizz and energy and they need to conserve all of that for their games. And every year a bunch of people get chlamydia. They do. Like every year an athlete gets sick on a team and they got a cover up. It's called an Olympic Village. How many people in a village do you think get chlamydia? The same amount probably. It's a village of people for Christ's sake. There's going to be some fucking chlamydia. Ugh. Don't. Olympic Village. Don't look like chlamydia runs rampant. Like we're above a village of chlamydia. I am. Speaking of chlamydia, you know one way you don't get it is by doing the old hawk tour. That way they should still around. I can't believe it. Isn't that wild? I'm surprised she's not president at this point. I'd love that. Don't do my act. Anyhow. That's your act. Christian sent in an email. He wanted to field a question. I thought it would be a good way for both of us. Maybe could field it even though you are a woman yourself. It says, Hey, Josh, it's insane how the hawk tour girls life has changed so quickly. Seeing her in all this stuff is wild. So let me ask you two hypothetical questions because I'm genuinely curious. If you're her boyfriend and this happens, what do you do? She doesn't have a boyfriend, but it's a hypothetical or two. If you're her father and this happens, what do you do? You're asking the wrong guy because both of me, I'd be like, get that hawk tour girl. Hell yeah. Marketing. Let's go up. We were in the shirt. That's my, let's my little girl. Hawk tour. I would definitely be proud. If you're her boyfriend and this happens, what do you do? I mean, the boyfriend doesn't really get to do much. No, I'd be psyched too, but you know, he would be like, there's some guys out there that would be fucking, they would lose it. But those guys are beta bitches, dude. They can't handle that their girls, the hawk tour girl. Come on. Yeah, she's slobbing on his knob nonstop. I feel like she's out there doing it at appearances and shit like that. The one thing you could get jealous is that her stardom would grow to the point where maybe she wants to talk to us some better, higher caliber dicks, you know, that's the one fear yet. They have, she got to be secure with yourself, stand by her side. If you're her father, like I said, I'd be wearing hawk to his shirts. I'd be like, that's my little girl. I'd be so proud. You know a girl that age that you have as a daughter is hawk to, even though she's not talking about it. And so what the whole world knows that a pretty blonde girl is spitting on the dicks. I mean, who gives a shit? Okay. You're right. Take that fucking money and then, you know, the, you'll disappear into the ether of the internet. And then take Papa Josh out to buffet. Yeah, we get to go out, I mean, get to go to, maybe we'll go to fucking Abida or something. I don't know. Is that a place? Abida. Someplace fancy. That's all I'm saying. Cause she'd be a millionaire. If she gets a bazillion dollars and then just like has a somewhat normal life and every now and then, you know, 20 years later, they have her on some program where it's like, Oh, remember back in 2020? It's like, remember the 20s and it's like, do you remember the hawk to a girl? And then she's like, now I just run a real estate company and I'm living a great life. She's got dogs and kids and shit. I can already see her becoming a realtor. Of course she has. She's going to have a great deal of capital. She's going to want to reinvest it in something. I suggest real estate hawk to a girl spit on that thing if you know what I'm saying. So I guess that answers the question. But what do you think? What if you were the hawk to a girl? How do you think your dad would feel? Oh, I think my parents stopped really watching what's going on. Oh, you said way worse things than you hawk to and spit on that thing. I think you've shared wilder things. Oh, yeah, I have. Yeah. So I guess that's true. We haven't maybe we're coming at it from a, yeah, we're so desensitized. Yeah. Maybe we're coming from it from people who have exposed way too much publicly. So who knows? Do you ever like just done a very like told us ex joke like in front of your parents when they've come to see you? Like what's like the worst joke you've told? Oh, of course. I've told sex jokes about my dad having sex in front of my parents. It's all very. I don't like it. I don't like it either. I moved across the country to get away from that having to happen at all. Yeah, my parents stopped showing up to things at this point. I wish my parents would stop showing up. They if I do a show at home, they're there. So my father, at least my mother's given up. I think she, I think my mother doesn't understand your art humor, which is fine. It's such a classic tale of mom who doesn't. She watched me. She watched me and she was like, the crowd really liked it. I was like, oh, okay, no, but I could tell like she was a little concerned and disturbed, not concerned, but a little disturbed by it. This is a woman who watched the office and found it awkward because they look at the camera. No. She found Conan too weird. It made her cringe. Conan? Yeah. That's so funny. So, I mean, that's what we're dealing with here. Anyhow. Anyhow. We have a new, you went to prom, you know, how many proms did you go to? A lot. How many? Like probably like six. Six fucking proms. Aren't they on like the same day? How do you go to that many proms? Oh, no, because there was an all girls school, so we had prom and then the all boys school had prom too. And then I went. That's two. I started going when I was like a sophomore. Oh, the seniors were plucking you out. Yeah. Oh, they were calling you up. I don't want to bread. Calling you up on the bench. This lady, she was getting called a varsity prom right off the sophomore bench and prom was amazing. And you have a dress for everyone? Yeah. Did you love it? I loved it. Actually one, one prom I got spray tan and my date was Indian and I was tanner than him. Ooh. That could get me canceled. That was in here. I mean, I remember we saw some of your spray tan days and it was a different person. I did not. Jarrick. Recognize. Well, I am Puerto Rican. So. Yeah, but I mean, so that side just comes out when you get when I get doused in orange. It was very Ariana Grande of you. Yeah. I didn't even recognize you at all when I saw those pictures. Yeah. It was just like the whites in my eyes and my teeth. Well, it was your best prom. Probably the one that was on a boat. Whoa. You weren't like. I was and I was drunk and I just remember having the time of my life. I never, well, I was such a, I was literally a square in high school. You didn't drink a prom. I didn't drink. I didn't smoke weed. I was a literal like. When did you drink for the first time? Nineteen, I think. Damn. Eighteen. I was like senior. It was the summer after senior year between college and high school. I think I drank. I drank like with my dad, but not like to get drunk. You did not like binge drink. Right. I wasn't like getting drunk. Oh, I was. I was getting drunk. I was going to my friend Amanda's house and she had all these older brothers and her mom was like this cool like a set designer decorator chick who like had no rules and she would let us go over there and we would just get like drunk and like play with all the weird props that her mom had in the house because she was like a set designer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There was just like a black Uncle Sam just in the living room. That's weird. And we'd get like drunk. That's not a prop. My mom's racist. But um, so I remember I only went to two problems, my junior prom and my senior prom. I think I maybe went to another. I went to my girlfriend, high school girlfriend's junior prom too. And um, I remember like, cause we weren't me and my high school girlfriend never had sex. Okay. So we were just like, you know, fucking, but so after prom junior year, it was a lot of that. And then senior year, it was like around the time we were like broke up the first time and I took a different girl like just to like be a spiteful prick because I thought like I was like, oh, this girl is hot or whatever and I'll get to have sex. Maybe that'd be great. And I liked her or whatever the girl kind of, but I really was just doing it to like, make the other girl jealous and backfired or whatever. And this girl fucked my friend and I was like, just alone on the, and I was like, no, I was just like in a bed in my buddy's cottage by myself. Oh, so it was like nightmare, everyone else was fucking in all finger in and fucking sex in high school. It wasn't even good. I'm, I wouldn't know. Took me, took me a little longer than the mo the average bear because then after I broke up with that girl and I was when I was, I broke up with that girl and I was like 18. It took me like four years to figure out how to like date a girl again because I was dating that girl since I was from like 14 to 18. And you never had sex? No. Damn. She was waiting until marriage, AKA the next guy she dated. So this person though, they opted for a different sort of garb than a tuxedo or a dress, a man arrived in a body bag. What's a prom? Do we have a picture of this? The gag was dead on arrival. According to this, I hear a UK teen raised eyebrows at his high school prom after arriving at the bash in a body bag as part of his macabre stunts. They'll think of that for years to come. The boy's mom, Laura Jamison, 38, the boy's mom who went to prom is 38, put me in a body bag. God. She helped orchestrate the goof. She told the Kennedy news. Her son Lucas, who's in the 11th grade, are you having a moment here right now? Me. This woman's 38 years old. She's an 11th grader. I'm having beyond a moment. I'm just like the mom's mentally ill being like, yes, hon, get arrived a prom in a body bag, sweetie. They'll love it. They'll never forget you. Like that's crazy to be supportive of this. I'd be like, just fuck like everyone else. Of course she's mentally ill person. She's 38 and has an 11th grader. I would think that's crazy. Yeah. How old am I? 38, 11th grade. How old would she be to have that child? 20. 20. Galilee. Prankster. That's prom. I mean, I guess that's not that late. Dude, imagine if you're-- I just said I hadn't had sex while I was 22, though, and she had a baby when she was 20. Her son Lucas, who's in the 11th grade, had reportedly wanted to make a memorable entrance to the dance. I think that's neat. I don't know why you're so up in arms. It's not that crazy. This is crazy. Why? Oh. I saw there was a woman wearing a garbage bag, and I said, "Your prom dress or my culture is not your prom dress or something like that, remember that name? Maybe that whole thing?" I mean, it just like, just show up to prom like everyone else. I don't know. This feels like a lot of energy, and it feels like the mom's mentally ill for encouraging this. We'll get this. They ruled out an initial plan of hiring a helicopter. Okay. The officer decided being thrown out of a van like corpse, an idea that had been floated by a family friend. His mom dubbed it a brilliant idea. That idea is brilliant, she said, because there, is this a video of it? Yeah. This is mom helping them out of the body bag. I think this is fun. Did they really throw them? I'm with Sarah. I miss them. This is so weird. This is so weird. It's so weird. It's a little... That's my little boy in there. I'm gonna say this, it's gay and extra. Like, if I was at that prom, I would have been like, "This is gay and extra." But, I'm kind of like over here. If I was a 38-year-old dad with the mom, I'd be like, "Oh, whatever they want to do. Who cares? They want to have fun. It's their prom." You know? If my date showed up in a body bag, I was late. We did dumb shit in high school. I'm not fucking this guy. He showed up playing dead. The date was with him. I don't think those guys had dates. Yeah. That does check out. And maybe that's why the mom also, she felt bad. She goes, "Well, they want to go to prom, still, stag, and they want to arrive in the body. Let them arrive in their body bags. I don't have dates. Let them... They're sad about not having dates. Who knows? Let them arrive in their body bags. It's always really good to be original and think of something different, gosh, the mother of four? No. Mother of four who ordered three body bags for Lucas and two friends, and what they call that a balaclava, face masks for the bag transporters in preparation for a son's grand entrance. However, Laura, an autism support officer, oh, now it's all starting to click the lack of dates, the need for an elaborate entrance. They're on the spectrum? I do believe. Oh no. Now I'm the asshole because I didn't know from the beginning they were on the spectrum. No, no, no, we're just getting more clues, so she's an autism support officer, feared. She might get in trouble for procuring such suspicious items, explaining if somebody was watching me. I probably would have had the police come around, but she did it in a British accent. Lucas's friends were also initially reticent about performing in the bizarre stunt. However, they eventually agreed after he told them they couldn't accompany him to prom if they didn't participate. What kind of alpha is this where he's just bullying his friends around? You want to go to prom with me, Lucas? You better put yourself in the body bag. Otherwise, you're going to have to get an arrived yourself to prom, and you're going to have to just get out of a car like a regular lame old. Come on, man. My mom said she don't zip us. I got my dad wearing a balaclava. I don't know why I'm making him sound like he's from Brooklyn or from fucking London or whatever. Anyhow, ahead of the party, the Brits' mom informed the teachers of their plan so that they could take pictures, and also presumably so they wouldn't call the authorities. Well, I would imagine it would be alarming if someone just came up, but they would know right away that it was Lucas and his autistic friend the second they unzipped those bags. Then they took the faux corpses out of the bag, laid them on the ground before the unzipped them, and the suit and sunglass clad lads popped out like a boy band at the middle of a music video as seen on this Facebook video. It's safe to say they had the gag in the bag. Everyone said that it was the best entrance they'd ever seen. All the teachers said it was absolutely original gushed, Laura. It's better than your traditional fancy car. I've never seen it done before. Yeah. Why show up in a limo when you can show up in a body bag? So now you're on their side. I like I said it. Just let the autistic kids say they're funny. They didn't have dates, they were got Lucas got his two other reported friends to go along with him. You want to go with me? You got to get in the body bag and they were like, Mom, Lucas said I can't go to a problem with them unless I get in the body bag and the other moms are like, all right, whatever is Lucas's mom driving you to the prom? Good. That's all I give a shit about. I don't care if you go there in a fucking body bag or come home in one. For that, man. Well, GL in Ottawa sent this in Josh Potter show at gmail.com, a farmer who really loves his animals, a farmer in South Australia. Oh, great. More accents. He's pleaded guilty to one charge of guess what bestiality. No. Yeah. You love animals. Yeah. I do. Sean Wayne Taylor, 49, appeared before Mount Gambier magistrates court on Monday where he admitted to the act, which took place at his Lowell Vale property. Mr. Taylor was arrested in December after police searched his electronic devices during an unrelated investigation. What investigation would they have done with who were searching your electronic devices, unrelated to bestiality? I don't know, maybe like a lawsuit because if you'd have a lawsuit, then they have access to your messages. They didn't put the reason in this article, but it would be wild if it was like, they're like, well, we have some good news and we have some bad news. We didn't find the good news is we didn't find any on his phone. The bad news is he's fucking the animals and we've found plenty of that on there. Well, imagine he just has sex tape on his phone like he has because it's not like you can just have nudes of animals and be like, you know what I'm saying, like animals are always nude. So you could just have a picture of a cow and jerk off to that if you want. No one's going to know that you're jerking off to just a picture of a cow. He has to have been inserting things into the cow like his penis or something of that nature. Anywho, Mr. Taylor was arrested in December after police searches, electronic devices as I mentioned. The type of animal Mr. Taylor had sex with had not been disclosed, disclose it, damn it. Could have been a lot of them. We don't know. Could have been a pig. Could have been a cow, probably a pig would be crazy. I'm going to guess sheep. You're good. You're going to guess sheep in Australia. The most fuckable animal probably out of this man's livestock is a sheep. You think they make condoms out of their skin about like a koala. You can't fuck a koala. No one's fucking a bear. That's a wild animal. Can't do that. A koala is not a bear. This is a koala bear. Yeah. No. I know they call it a koala bear. They call it a koala bear, but it's more like a. It's a marsupial. Yep. They're marsupial. Yeah. But that's a bear. That's not a bear. They are not bears. They're not bears. Oh my god. Wow. Look at you. Alright. Look at you. You got me. Yeah. There's one thing I know is koala. Well, you really stopped me in my tracks on that one. Because I just thought koala bear. Koala. Yeah. I don't know. That's some dumb American shit. We're like, yeah, they're koala bears. Back at, yeah. And then in Australia, like, you mean a koala. You talking about koala? Koala. Anywho, let's get back to this animal, fucker, shall we? He was granted bail in February and requested to be allowed to return to his farm so he could quote unquote look after his animals. And the court probably was like, hey, you done enough of that. So the access and request was denied. The magistrate suggested that Mr. Taylor employ farm hands to take care of his lines livestock. And the man he contended that the farm hands don't fuck them as good as I do. No, he didn't say that at all. Mr. Taylor will appear before the district court for arraignment in October. But boy, oh boy, it's nice to know he's still concerned about them. I mean, the only reason he has livestock is to fuck them. That's why he's not going to have someone else take care of them. Imagine being inflicted with such a mental illness that you find animal sexy. I would boil boy. I would parlay that into something more acceptable. I would just be okay with fucking, you know, the lady at the end of the night. You know what I'm saying? That doesn't do it if you're sicko. I don't know. Some of them pretty animal like I'll tell you find the most beast like lady. Yeah. You just find a real like one that just really one that really needs it because she doesn't get it off and, you know, she's just maybe she smells like a barnyard. No, no, that sounds disgusting. Of course, but so is fucking a sheep. Why not? I said parlay it into fucking just a barnyard lady. Just like a feral smelly bitch. Feral not necessarily just a big, big old barnyard lady. A big old barnyard lady? Yeah, you find you go 4 a.m. out to the barn. Pick up a big old barnyard lady. A bee. And then you can fucking. A B-O-B-L. And then you can fucking animal. Big old barn. Then you can fucking animal legally. Ugh. Well, I don't know. I'm feeling it might not scratch the itch. I'm just saying you got to mitigate your sexual prejudice. Terrible proclivities. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Got to keep it between the lines. It can't be fucking animals like this guy. You know? I agree. Boy, oh boy. Do you think it just gets lonely out there on the farm when you're an old farmer and you're just like gah, Lee, the warmth of a pussy. Of any pussy? And you're just like, I guess that sheep's pussy looks okay. I mean, I'd rather have someone fuck a pie like American Pie or like something like food or, you know, a pillow. Get the auto blow. Oh yes. The auto blow. That's why with inventions that are so, I mean, fleshlights, auto blow. I mean there's a. Your hand. There's a litany of things you could fuck that would feel nice if you really needed it. Why on earth would you pick a sheep? Or a cow or a pig? You must be attracted to animals. So I say, try a barnyard lady for Christ's sake. Anyhow, you know, Katy Perry's under some duress? No. Katy Perry came out with a song called Woman World. Have you heard it? No. We can't play it. We'll get our channel taken down. Okay. Even though people have dubbed this song dog shit. Okay. People think the song is awful. But in fact, they say that Katy Perry has killed 2010's pop music. No. The end of an era has cast with this new dog shit Katy Perry song. Damn. So she's still doing cringy things though, despite this, because that's the other thing the music video is very cringe they said. Well, what was it? It's called Woman World. So it's like a bunch of women like wearing sexy like construction outfits and shit like that. Is this supposed to be feminism? Is this like a fake feminist? Like, what is this? And she was like, it's a parody or whatever. I thought Julia. She tried to say it was yeah, exactly. So she was like, no, it's satire. She came out and said afterwards, but people just think she was trying to do an on the nose feminism thing. But it went about, but while wearing like a bikini and having a Julia. This is bad. So no, it was bad. People hate the song. The song is dog shit, by the way, it's very bad. And I like Katy Perry. I kissed a girl and I liked it. Oh, what an anthem. What a horny little Josh like that one back in the day. Firework, baby, you are parentheses. Baby, you are. I think the big controversy about this song was also the producer of the song, right? Oh, there was that too, because also on top of the message going wishy-washy, the producer of it was who, the guy that Taylor Swift? Kesha. It was the guy that sold it. Kesha. Yes. You are allegedly assaulted Kesha. I'm not sure where that's going to be. Anybody who allegedly or not allegedly assaulted Kesha, you are not okay in my book because we are pro Kesha here on this podcast, the road is pro Kesha. He met her. She was so beautiful and I had to look at my shoes. Not the road's taking a shot at Kesha, sweetie. I couldn't. I was wearing a wedding dress when I met her backstage at the Thomas. I was like one of the most embarrassing, most humiliating moments of my life. I had to do this bit that was half baked for the Bert roast. I bombed. Bert doesn't even remember me being there, he was back actually. And I'm in a wedding dress next to Kesha for like two hours. They almost scrapped the whole bit and I was like, thank God. And then they're like, nope, we're doing it last minute. And it was off the rails awful. And yeah, I regret doing it. I did it for the money at the time. Anywho, Katy Perry, not Kesha, Katy Perry has no Kesha. I'll tell you that right now. She had the director, like you said, and the song's dog shit. Also she wants now to celebrate her own breasts. Well, guess what, Katy Perry? What? 10 years too late. We were celebrating them back in the day and you didn't want us to. The 39-year-old pop star who's engaged to the Pirates of the Caribbean actor Orlando Bloom and they have three kids or she has three kids, I guess. Three kids? No, I'm sorry, no. And has a three-year-old daughter, excuse me, Daisy Dove with him. Recently, she appeared in a series of RACI outfits in her new music video, Woman's World, but is ultimately proud of her body because it's how she became a mother. Isn't that interesting? My body's... I'm proud of my body. It's so good that Orlando Bloom jizzed inside of me and made a baby. Isn't that nice? Nobody with a shit barnyard body's getting jizzed in like that. That's what she's getting at. But it's not true. I'm sorry, ladies, go out there and find a guy who looks fucking as she goes to the farms. Get out there on the farms. Get out there on the farms. Get in the trough, ladies. Put on your overalls and head down to the farm. Get your nose on the trough and get down to the barnyard. She quoted by the Daily Star newspapers, a wired columnist saying, "I'm owning my sexuality. I'm owning it. I am standing in it. I feel really responsible. I can't. I can't. You know what, it's a little late to be owning your sexuality. You're almost 40, bitch." I know it's a little... It's like, where was this energy before? Oh, my God. I'm like tits out and happy about it. Like, my tits give life. I brought a child into this world and she is alive because of them titties. That is not what she said. I swear to God. That's what... She is alive because of them titties. She said all of this. I mean, those tits give me life too, ladies. I think they give them a lot of us life. You're right. And I think it's funny that she does think that not only did the tits make Orlando Bloom fuck me and just inside and make a baby, but also my baby fed off of these tits. So I guess, I mean, hey, that is the purpose of them. Yeah. So it's just funny that she is like finally realizing, you know, tits and all that. The "I Kiss the Girl" hit maker faced criticism for the sexualized nature of her music video, in particular, a moment where she and her dancers performed sexy choreography on a construction site before she is smashed by an anvil. This is crazy. And returns in a new costume. That's funny that the anvil falls in her head like a loony tunes. You know, behind the scenes video shared to Instagram, Katie said, of the moment, we're kind of just having fun being a bit sarcastic with it. It's a very slapstick and very on the nose, while I'll say this. With this said, it's like, ooh, we're not about the male gaze. But we really are about the male gaze. And we're really overplaying it and on the nose. And it's true. She's 40, folks. It's like, what are we doing? Okay. She is smoking hot, still. I need you to chill with the male gaze, Katie. We want the male gaze, isn't that hot? Yeah. We're not about the male gaze, but we are about to make a face. When's the worst male gaze you've ever had? One time I was in Hollywood and I was crossing the street and I was in like this tight dress. Ooh. I'm painting a picture. And then high heels and I was walking across the street and this guy pulls up in his car. He goes, oh, you thick, like mashed potatoes and gravy, too, and gravy, too, like that. I don't know if that's the analogy you'd want to make, right? Mashed potatoes. Yeah, thick, like mashed potatoes and gravy, too. Did you, were you flattered by this compliment? No. No. But it was-- So-- It was before. Sick was even a thing. Did he get into an accident? No, but it was so aggressive. What car did he have? I don't remember. What race was the man? Black. Yeah, I figured. I was going to guess that I didn't want to say it, you know? Yeah. The inner city black. Pulling up on the old baby. Oh, shall we do one more? Yes. Oh, boy. Let's see here. Ooh, I like this. I like this. Another British couple. This coming to us from T-bone. Or this is not just a couple. This is a festival. There will be no sleeping in this sleepy village. It's a swarm of swingers descended on a quiet British village for a weekend of a raunchy debauchery that has locals fuming. Could you imagine they come to your town? The swingers? Oh, swinger festival in the old baby's hood. What would you do? Would you join in? Clean it up, guys. You live now. You used to live up in a mountain where people like would have well water and they would live like fairies and like they were just like really rich people pretending they were like in the wilderness, but they would have exotic animals and elixirs. There were no swinger parties happening. I was never invited to a swinger party. Were you aware of any? I feel like you went to swingers parties on accident. That would happen to me. Like if I stumbled upon a swinger party a few years ago when I was living in that part of town and it would make sense. Yes. It would be like of course nobody owns anyone. Nobody owns anyone. Come through. Now when I think swingers parties I think of the 70s when all the people would come with their car keys, you throw the car keys in the bowl, mix the bowl up. Now what do people do? They're phones? I don't know. You even have keys. I haven't been to a swingers party. Yeah. I'm just curious. You're pinning me as being a swinger? Well maybe I just figure maybe you know some people who go to these things. You get a lot of free spirits and all this queefy stuff. The swingers I know live in Portland. Okay. That's right. I mean I guess. The swarm of swingers descended on the quiet British village for a weekend of Vronci debauchery. The four day swingathon kicked off Thursday in a small hamlet of Allington, a quaint landlocked neighborhood 40 miles southeast of London. Stunning aerial photographs show a massive event which has attracted 1,000 sex spots for what event organizers promised to be sex Stravaganza. Is this a picture of it? Sex pot. It's just like fire fest. It's just people you know they go all right we've got a field that won't mind us all fucking in it and we're allowed to set up tents and have food trucks in it. You know it's like setting up a concert but we fuck in no band's play. It's got to be far enough away from the eyes of children most likely but the neighbors are fuming in this small town. The event offers a very social and safe place for people from different lifestyles to meet new people the organizer says this year it's bigger and better and bolder. There will be fire breathers, pole dancies, not fire breathers at the sexathon, acrobats and much more and those are just the swingers. Oh my God. The swingathon. Then the website and an Instagram. Please go check out all of it. Pole dancers I get acrobats okay what gets y'all about the acrobats it's like if I'm going to there and there's act and I'm trying to fuck this lady I'm a swinger. My wife's off getting fucked by one of the inner city blacks and then I'm finding a lady and she's like let's go watch the acrobats go no lady I'm here to fuck we don't watch the acrobats. The hell is I didn't go to acrobat fest I came for swinger fest but stupid bitch. The number one problem for me is the lack of showers it's like they're camping at the swingathon. Well we don't know how many showers they have for the bodies and those one little shitty like a shower that like drips barely you've got jizz on you from strangers I don't like it. It's a commute it's probably one of those big truck showers you know those long ones like they have sometimes like a campgrounds and things like that and I bet they all just for they to like who gives you shit we can all go in there together because we're all swinging I can put my penis in this person I can put my penis in this person we have a huge LGBT space oh I like how they segregate them like it's a fucking concentration. Keep the gaze on the east side of the festival we do a lot of workshops there's a whole holistic offering I'm I'm there holistic we are just a normal festival for people with alternative lifestyles that's like we're just a normal festival only you and your wife can fuck other people. The naughty sextival also features play tense pole dancing hot tubs foam parties mobile dungeons and butt plug bingo butt plug bingo that's wild so what do you do double dungeon mo the I like how they just throw mobile dungeons in there the dungeon what companies doing mobile dungeons he says we are the top line of mobile dungeons here at dungeon mobile dot I'm just like imagining it like it's a bounce house but it's a dungeon come into the mobile dungeon I just think it's one of those like when you go to the county fair and it's a fun house and they've got like the weird mirrors and the little slide and everything like that also but plug bingo I'd imagine that it's just like I guess you have a grid of people who line up with their ass in the air and then you know you go over and you put the butt plug in a four and then you go when they call the next one on you go and put it into do you put the butt plug I don't I've got a lot of questions about but yeah we all do a mobile dungeons just a truck tour bus it's an RV with a dominatrix well yeah you just go inside and it's a lady inside of an RV with a whip and she's like your penis is small your penis is small and you're a little bitch boy and then she hits you with a chain then like she's when you go out and another person comes in that's crazy it's probably that back bed it's got a circle there's like a thing is she strings yup I sound like I've been in a mobile dungeon a couple times but plug bingo do we got anything results on that is a home game is it like cornhole can you get a set for the house it's not the first time the swingathon has come to this town but this year organizers scheduled it the same day is another but separate event aimed at people with fetishes called Fettfest whoa where's Fettfest wow this is like the perfect storm of just such a horrible deviant behavior and I love it the roach in the UK yeah this is all in the UK it's in the same place that's what I'm saying I forgot that we're talking about the UC the UK why now that it's Fettfest you're like where is it is it I need to know I gotta go to the swing on and then fat fat at 260 pounds per ticket at or 342 dollars the vamps are getting their money's worth much to the dismay of the unhappy residents in the normally quiet village could you imagine living in the shitty village you fuck your sheep like the guy before and y'all the son Fettfest in the swingathons coming to town the town has just seven 79 hundred people and they've complained to police in the past about screaming and moaning coming from the countryside site and keeping them up at night could you usually it's just the sheep getting fucked by the farmers out there but now I just hear oh could you imagine the performative wounds at these things we're just screaming into the oh my lord what is this guy doing play this video I was walking over it I was walking like a shit myself how it was roof was just in and out in and out in and out spitting on me like a fucking camel we were both sweating like pigs the room fucking stunking oh I don't want to see this guy this is like some local guy and local comic and I did not like anything that's happening that was just a guy josh and about the Fettfest and all that he lives in that town he goes a well a roll a roll a roll a roll they sound that that's what they sound like teach their own I suppose but we don't really want or need it in the village it all seems a bit seedy if I'm honest not my cup of tea one resident who asked to remain anonymous told the outlet I heard about the noise complaints previously and it's not the sounds you want to hear when you're trying to sleep I disagree sir I'd say it's just the sounds I'd like to hear when I'm trying to sleep I mean take it to Reno or take it to Vegas take it just somewhere trashy the UK does not need this they're about crumpets in tea we don't need dirty butt plugs and weird like I don't know whoa is it just me and am I a deviant because I've been in a hotel or two where people in the room aside of mine or above mine are fucking loudly and I think it's fantastic really I feel like I'm there we're having a little I think that we're having a through the wall through some yeah of course if it's good enough you don't know it wouldn't make you want to no color means fat fest over here but imagine if you're just like normally living in some sleepy as village where it's like you hear crickets and shit at night now I get to hear people fucking this is awesome what a cool two days you don't let them going outside to hear the moment oh you say it's wolves or some shit just like you would fewer I mean this is a video of somebody walking through the grounds with their kids running around this field like I obviously kids can't come to this this is after the fact probably they're like oh boy there's butt plugs all about the fat fest comes to town and then they leave and all their butt plugs are strewn about it's disgusting this year local officials have seemingly sided with the perverts it's nice to have their support this year says the organized festival last year we had to go through a headache from start to finish but this year is totally different yeah they probably want some fucking income in the town the fucking corner store the hardware store is probably getting all you know bought out all kinds of stuff is there making all sorts of dildos and everything else the little hardware stores like I never have more business in my life you should see it the plungers are sold out I mean it's crazy I think they realize we're not going anywhere and we put a lot of work into the event and a lot of time into it we sold more tickets than ever having the council on our side as well it could not be going any better than I want it bravo bravo to all the fat fest and swinger folks out there in the UK we have many UK listeners I hope you get out to this festival someday and enjoy yourselves sleeping one of these gross tents fuck your brains out find a weird lady trade your lady with another fellow whatever you're into out there in the UK Sarah yes everything in everything you can find me every Monday on this pitch podcast every Wednesday on shank patreon.com/serawanching for bonus content and I will be at the Vulcan gas co on August 29th at 7 p.m. headlining come out get tickets sooner rather than later for that and all my other dates at princess shank that's princess like normal and then another s h e n k on instagram what about you tomorrow I will be in Omaha baby tomorrow August the 15th you can see me in Omaha at the Omaha funny bone then the day after that August the 16th along with the 17th I'm going to be in Des Moines at the funny bone there then come the 24th of August I'm going to be in Boston Massachusetts at laugh Boston the Josh Potter dot com is where you can go to get all of the tickets for that and see where else I'm going to be coming down the road also I like I said folks great review 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