The Zach and Wahlid Show
100: EPISODE 100 HAPPY HOUR!
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Enjoy that, my friend. You've earned it. Thank you. That's a lot. Okay. Thank you so much. I don't have a knife, so we can figure out the knife. I can just, okay. Ready? Mm-hmm. I heard someone like some alibi. Oh, I love yet. Okay, we'll see what got you. Oh, all right. Oh, oh Hey, cheers cheers cheers cheers Hey cheers, cheers episode 100 Yeah Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] Welcome to episode 100. Salud! [MUSIC PLAYING] I did not expect us to make it that far. I was expecting episode 30. [LAUGHTER] From foul tip to episode, foul tip was like 32. Yeah, it was like foul tip to transition of the channel, to new transition of the channel. We just, you know, we-- Where's Blake Anderson? Huh? Blake Anderson's supposed to come on every iconic episode that we have. Hey, let's just keep this one for ourselves. All right. [LAUGHTER] Well, thank you guys for sticking with us from episode one to episode 100. We can't thank you guys enough. We're here for 100 more. That's right. Hell yeah, we are. That's right. As long as I tell I die. Wow. All right, until I die, there'll be a mic in my hand. Until there's a Tesla malfunction where the automatic drives-- [LAUGHTER] --where it's hands-free. And Tesla just says while his life is done there. [LAUGHTER] On the screen. Yeah. Well, you know what's so cool is like we were talking about this before the show. You're able to drink today because you have a self-driving Tesla. Yeah, of course. That's how it works, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why Elon made the-- That's why I'm drunk all the time now. That's so sick, bro. [LAUGHTER] That's fucking sick. Let's always drink it. Can you say Sala Malaykum and-- That's right. Ah, Sala Malaykum. [LAUGHTER] Welcome, guys. We have a great episode for you today. Obviously, you already see the big lighting change. Bob lighting. [CHEERING] Helps our bald spots. That was a really dull. Can you not tell? I mean yours is pretty big. We might need a just lighting a little bit more. I need to start wearing hats. Oh. I don't know what I'm doing with my hair anymore, dude. I think I'm-- I was about to cut it for this episode. I was about to buzz it. Buzz it? I'm the second. We got a lot of requests for you to buzz it live on here. And Kenny really-- I know Kenny really wanted me to. I think it would have done views, but-- Hey, there's always 101, right? 101. Yeah, 101. Yeah, 101. And look, we also have some other special fun things today on the episode. We got a fire dancer coming. Ooh. Yeah, they're going to spit like the fire. We also got a sword swallower. Cool. It's just going to be me swallowing Zach's dick. Oh my god. I have a sword. [LAUGHTER] That's a compliment. And-- I thought it was like a little pocket night. Three inches? Yeah. Welcome to the Zach and Freaky Show. Yeah. Episode 100 Zach Freaky Show, ready to go? This is sick, dude. This is nice. So this is going to be the lighting from here on out. Is that correct, everyone? Yeah. Yeah. So long as no one hates it, I think this is-- [LAUGHTER] This is it. Your comments just happen. Yeah. We must think about comments, guys. Look, we're celebrating not just our successes, but your success of your ears listening to us every week. Yes. Hey, I wanted to ask you guys, what are some of your favorite moments from 1 to 100? Wow. Whoa. Yeah. We did get a voicemail about it. So we can save it. Okay. We're going to do it for later. No. No, no. Oh, how about this? How about we go around and we say one nice thing about each other? Okay. Every time I do that, go shit on me. I'm fucking talking with you, man. Don't do that shit. [LAUGHTER] That's weird as fuck, man. Come on. I think it's nice. I think it's nice. I'll say one nice thing about Kenny. Okay. Kenny has made our show a lot better, and we appreciate it a lot. That's right. I think we can all agree. Kenny, I've seen, I read all the comments all the time saying, this Kenny guy fucking sucks, man. Yeah. Cut his mic off, ain't he? I read it every episode. There was a few. [LAUGHTER] That was a great day. But you know what? We love him. All right. [LAUGHTER] We hit those comments. That's right. That's right. That's right. And we love you guys for your unconditional support. Without Kenny is Grace. Yeah. We love Grace. Thank you, Grace. Go Grace. Just deal with her shit every week. Best float who can listen to her. Yeah. She's also wearing an awesome Hawaiian shirt. Can we see her Hawaiian shirt really quick? Is that cool? Sure. Grace, do you want to show everyone your Hawaiian shirt? Sure. Sure. Where's your Hawaiian shirt? You got to put your shirt on. Oh, mine's in there. Well, I'm wearing my kimono. Oh, yeah, yeah. Come on in. Everybody, this is Grace. [CHEERING] Look at that. Look at the Hawaiian. Look at the Hawaiian. Fucking. Good worker. She dresses up for the occasion. Yeah. She's a great team player. We wouldn't have the camera shots that we have without her. Or this lighting. This was a big thanks to Evan, our studio manager. That's right. Evan. And Grace and our intern Sydney. Thank you. They spent a lot of time. All the Florida people at TMG Studios. Yeah. Yeah. All the editors who make us look good. That's right. We have to deal with our shit again. Mm-hmm. And our Lord and Savior. That's right. All the slurs I say. I feel like, you know, you don't see in the edit. [LAUGHTER] Because you ask for an every episode. Yeah. Nice. Shout out to, um, we, uh, got some drink recommendations. Oh, that's right. Tony's lover. Tony's lover wanted me to have, how do you say it, Kenny? Me? Meichelada? Uh, yeah. Meichelada. Yes. [LAUGHTER] All right. What was that? Before the, before the camera started. I think Kenny called it a mic. My call. My call. Why did you say that? I was like, what the fuck did you say? Okay. Can I, can I explain my logic, my white logic here? Um, I've only seen it on the menu a couple times. And I thought it was a Michelob Ultra mixed with tomato sauce. So I thought it was a, Michelotta. I was like, oh, that's cool. They're marrying the words. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. Yeah. I took six years of Spanish, by the way. Wow. Yeah. You really? Yeah. I can't speak it, but I took it. Nice. I barely passed. I'm barely passing. Yeah. Yeah. Um. We also got a lot of, um, have you guys ever had hypnotic? Yeah. We got a lot of requests for hypnotic. Well, I, I, it's like you mix, you mix some drink in it and it turns it to the incredible Hulk. Yeah. That was the drink. Yeah. I think it's like a thing from the 2000s or some shit. Yeah. It was like. I used to see like rap videos. That was one of the requests was for us. Oh, maybe because of a Marvel fan they put in there. [LAUGHTER] Can you send me that name? I just want to chat with him. See how he likes all the movies. What movies is he like or currently? Uh, Suregill198 wanted us to drink horse come. Huh. Would you? Would you guys try? I don't think I would do that. Yeah. I don't think I'll do it. How much? Hey, Evan. Um, we also got a lot of ever clear requests, um, but a lot of Malibu requests. Yeah. You have to. So, yeah. Thank you guys so much for all these. Yeah. Tots wanted me to have Twisted Tea beatbox and Fireball. Mixed? Yeah. All the people you did brand deals with. Yeah. Die on the way home. Uh, we do have our top comments. We all know. Hell yeah. That every episode we like to play, we like to read out our top comments. Uh, and again, this is a segment that probably the most original thing, you know, I've seen in podcasting truly. I literally just told you last episode on episode 99. We got this off of some friend. No, no, no, no. I swear to God. All right. This is our thing. You don't feel like just confident enough. You could just like make it yours. Just like gas light, everybody. Is yours the long one? No, no, no. Mine is from Nemo Guck. Uh. Ooh. That sounds like a three thousand sucker. That sounds like a freak. Ooh. You're on the right podcast. That's a pocket knife swallow baby. The zaz turkey trip gets closer and closer. I like that. You're becoming a reality. I smell the right off. That's like good. Are you still considering? You had a friend that you were planning on going to Turkey? Yeah. I was talking to a bunch of friends that were planning on doing a boy's trip on getting the hair thing in Turkey. So it's legit still. Yeah. Still going to do it. Of course. Are you kidding me? Yeah. Absolutely. You wouldn't do it. I think he got it. I don't think I meet it. Now that's comedy, buddy. Now that's funny. I would genuinely say your boss body is really that bad. Thank you. I honestly thought it was the lighting. There is. I don't know. Nothing. Nothing. Not to take sides here on your bald spot. No. I think like every time I laugh and I go down on myself. Yeah. Yeah. It's like you're asking for it. No. I just like I just lean down when I laugh and then I the bald spot shows because the lighting. Yeah. And that's why we request. Listen guys. Don't worry. By the way, I've seen enough of it. No more bald slander on this podcast. Yes. We embrace it. Yeah. We embrace it. This is a support group for males between 18 to 34 who are going through male pattern baldness. I'm not going to look like that. Yeah. This is a community that doesn't shame baldness. I'm bald with death basically. Yeah. And I survived and people are still saying that I'm balding, which is just it's like it's death hate comments. You know what I mean? It's death slander. Yeah. It's racist. Yeah. That's the word. Sorry. The R word doesn't roll off my stuff because I'm white. It's racist. Sorry. I can't afford an error right now. I'm too busy working. Stress it out. Yes. Yes. All right. It's racist. Think of us as alcohol anonymous but for bald people. I'll do my comment. Sure, man. I had a I had two that I could I could pick from but I'll do the one that. Crap cheese said Zach, the type of guy to play left field but wishes he played shortstop. Oh, get that. I got you. This is a little foul tip segment for us. A small teaser of what segment could come in the future left field is like. Okay. No. No, no. That's what it sounds like. Oh, well, I do play that. But I wish I didn't know the left field is like you have a roster of players and the people that aren't too good play the outfield positions. Right. How I feel supposed to be good. I got to catch the ball. It's going far. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. That's very true. That's spot on and a great job. Yeah. We should start a sports show together. You got a real eye for that. But shortstop is like the important position. It's got to like feel the ball short stop is an important position. That's what I'm fucking saying. That doesn't sound like important to me. You want to be called short. Is this foul tip? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're kind of going on a little bit. No, this is, this is funny. This is good. This is good commentary. Hey guys, we want to take a quick break to think a sponsor of today's episode. Earned in. Do any of you have financial anxiety worrying about it? Doesn't help, but you know what does help? Earned. Ooh. Earned is an app that gives you access to your pay as you work up to $100 per day or up to $750 per pay period. Just download the Earned app and verify your paycheck. Then access up to $100 a day as you work and leave an optional tip. Any money you access plus tips are automatically repaid from your next paycheck. Now listen, let's just say I'm going out and I haven't got paid yet, right? You do that every weekend. I know. 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It's a, I like playing outfield. I think it's a, it's a good position. Like I, I got to be there for everyone else. I'm the backbone. So when you read that comment, you were offended or? I just think the person doesn't understand sports. And I'm here for you. And I got your back. Crap cheese. Left fields. It sounds like they do understand it because they made two sports references about two, like really specific positions. So like, I don't really get the reference. All right. I felt it's over. And there's another comma that maybe I could read out. No, you get one. Don't change the show. You don't wanna love kidding. They said, uh, they said, uh, Zach is, oh, damn, maybe I didn't screenshot it. It was like Zach is, uh, he could be like the TMG CEO. Yeah. I give it to TMG CEO vibes. I think that could, what, do I not give it to TMG CEO vibes? What the fuck? I don't know, man. I would not. It's a pretty corporate gig to be CEO. Look at me. I look good. Dude. I could be CEO. Not take you seriously. Yeah. What? What would you do? I would stay a CEO at TMG. I would take us to a baseball game and it's a company out. Sorry. That's, that's the first thing you do. It's a company outing celebrating the new path that we're headed to, which is sports. Uh, yeah. You know, if I was CEO, I would really focus on our North Star and really, uh, you're hired. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, I'm blacked out. Are you? Okay. Yeah. I poured you guys pretty strong over there. My drink sucks. Really? It's not Tony lovers. Well, I didn't do, I didn't. We should drink more on the podcast. I'm so down. We're not drinking every day because we record at 10 AM and I'm usually sad. And as a lifeguard, I'm usually on duty, but now that the sunset. By the way, by the way, when I, when I go outside after this podcast and see that it's like noon. Yeah. It's like a bird stripping. Yeah. It's like crazy. It's like crazy. People like outside grabbing their newspapers and their robes and shit, we're like blacked out. Yo. Hey, as CEO, we all could drink. Okay. Yeah. Like every fucking day. Yeah. As much as you want. And then we'll go to a baseball game company just goes under Kenny, your, your top comment. Sure. Well, since you got to, I'll do two really quick. Um, give a mouse a cookie, man. Yeah. He fucking got, he got out of the corner today. I know. Actually, that's, that's a great segue. This comment was for episode 100. This is from a Jen's 3503 for episode 100. I think you guys should let Kenny out of the corner. So there you go, gents. Who's going to manage the fucking websites and all the links and stuff? Well, I'm back. I just already, I was already out of the corner. See, that's why I don't want to give people too much, you know, give a dog a little bit more of a leash in the next, you know, he wants to go to the park. What did I do? We know that. Actually, that's a great segue, Wally. I don't even know. I don't even know what I'm saying. At this point, this is the other comment. This is from, uh, Sofia Pick 2519 and she says, at this point, it's really the Zach and Walid in Kenny's show, no? Call him by his name. Nope. It's Loki. Yeah. It kind of is. It kind of is. But guess what? You're not on the paychecks, buddy. Hey. Well, as new CEO, I mean, I was hoping maybe you could help me out a little bit. All right. Here we go. We are going to set a timer for Kenny to shut up for what the fuck did I do for two for two minutes, two minute timer. Kenny's on timeout. I was just reading my comment. No, no, no, no. I will say my book. Okay. Don't make me start over. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Dude, you've had three sips of a fucking Malibu run. I will say ever since Kenny came onto the pod, it's been a lot better. We already gave him compliments. Huh? No, no. Walid. Finish that thought, dude. I love you too, man. Oh, no, I didn't know Malibu was 21 alcohol. Damn. Shit, fuck. Okay. No, I know what. Walid, what's in front of you? Huh? Yeah. What is that? Dude? Oh, this, this little thing. I don't know. We thought, you know, episode 100. Get Walid drunk. Yeah. Give me some fun. Give me. Give me buns. You know, we, we, we, another fan shout out, we got this idea from someone on the TMG app. We can file up the, the comment and put it up. Yeah, it'll be between you guys. But we did get this idea from a lovely fan who recommended that you have a Walid sound board. Oh, my God. And I love it so far. Hit another one. Oh, here. Let me just fucking fight. Yeah. Give us a survey. What the segment? Dude. Fuck. Yeah. Whoo. I feel like a God with this thing. Shout out to Grace for putting this all together. Yeah. Grace is going to, the demise of the podcast is going to get some grace. Oh, God. Oh, God. I thought it was a great idea to give a drunk Walid sound board. Maybe we could have a serious conversation, we'll just practice. We could practice, uh, we have a serious combo and then also you just hit, you use your buttons. You know what I mean? Oh, okay. All right. It's going to be better. Good to go. Kenny. Thank you. Uh, okay. Episode one on one Walid, uh, next Friday is going to be absolutely amazing. We have a lot of serious stuff that we have to talk to him. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. But yeah. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I think the sound board, maybe we could put it on the table. Yeah. Um, what the segment. Okay. Anyways. Oh man. But exciting things. Yeah. I think that was the longest cold open we've ever had. Let's go open. Yeah. Play the thing now. Uh, well, you guys want to get in some pet peeves or how was your, how are you guys doing? Oh, yeah. What? What was it? My drink tequila. I'm ready to fuck or fight. What? Hit the soundboard. Hit the soundboard. Finish off the soundboard. Listen, they say if you drink tequila, you fucking don't be fighting, man. Never heard that. You have no idea what you just said. You drink tequila. You fucking are you fighting? Why can't you just relax and just chill? I'll fight. All right. Anyways, Kenny, please, if you want to start off the pet peeve, there are pet peeves of the week. Yeah. We have a brand new graphic here too. Look at this. Whoa. That's big. Holy shit. Wow. We have taken up the whole screen. Yeah. Uh, no, it's a lower third between you guys in the white shot. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah. It's stuck in my dick. Well, thanks to Rachel, our graphic designer who made, and we're going to make more too. This is just for episode 100. We're, we're introducing some segment graphics, but we're going to have more and we want to thank Rachel. Ray's first pet peeve. Oh, I'm so fucking mad. Holy hell. I'm so mad. You guys. Netflix just experienced the biggest leak and anime history. No, I'm not squeaking five. It's dude. A lot of Chicago leaks. Someone leaked the entire Plankton movie. What? Yeah, which is kind of sick, but also respect the art. Yeah. Don't leak that shit early. Who leaked it like an employee or like a hardcore? I don't know who, I think Mr. Kratt. Whoa. What? So that's my first pet peeve, dude. Don't. Don't. Did you watch it? I watched the first five minutes. He's pretty good. When is he actually appointed me? I thought there was a Sandy Cheeks movie. That might have also gotten leaked. No, I think it's out already. That was important. Wasn't it? No, you're thinking of Sandy Cheeks. I'm sorry. That's where the soundboard comes in, Vineboom. When horniness enters the room. What's the premise of the Plankton movie? I think it's like his origin story. His business is doing well. Don't ruin the fucking, I kind of want to see it. Oh, his business is chumbugging, well fucking, I'm not going to say it. I don't know what other titles were leaked, but I think a lot of anime series that were coming on Netflix in the next coming years were leaked. So it was like described as one of the biggest anime leaks in history or something like that. Wow. Yeah. Pretty insane. So I don't know who did it, but fuck you respect the art, dude. Don't leak shit. Yeah. Hey, man. Uh, yeah. Are you angry? You don't sound angry enough. You fighting? Yeah. Yeah. Fuck, dude. Oh, man. I can tell you're bad. I'm pissed. Oh, wow. Well, they actually happened to be yesterday. So the anger is hot. I'm pissed. All right. I'm going to the grocery store. Oh, dude. I'm already mad. The peeves already. And I got to rack up my groceries, you know, I got to get all my fruits and veggies and breakfast stuff and whatever. And I have a cart and it's full to the brim, you know, it's a lot of shit. Yeah. I'm going to try the jokes. You know, I'm trying to jokes. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm there. I got my big cart full of stuff and some guy behind me, oh, one little bag of something. Oh, he wants to go. Guess what, buddy? That's how life works. All right. He said no. I said absolutely not. And I made him wait. Damn. Yeah. What do you expect me to let you go through? What do you have? I like some flowers for his mom or something like that. Dude, fuck that. You are wearing-- Just stay in your ground while you don't win here. Just because you're white, you think you're going front of me? Absolutely not. All right. Well, you were born in Jersey. You have a Tesla and you were chilling. I don't care if your mom was sick and you had to get well card. She's like 15 minutes to live and you're just like, nope, buddy. You got to wait. Ow, ow. You're waiting, buddy. I hate when people try to-- oh, I said one thing. I had one thing. No. Guess what? Wait, buddy. Wow. Wow. Tang. That's really-- It's quite the pet pee there. It is. It's pet pee. You had to remove that peeve? Yeah. I feel like pet peeves are you not letting other people-- Yeah. You're not helpful to other people. Yeah, because it's pet peeves that I get angry about. Yeah, your pet peeves are the ones that don't go on your way like that. Exactly. Yeah. That's what pet peeves are, right? I guess. [LAUGHTER] You know, pet peeves is like farting in an elevator. Show it my true colors. Okay. All right. My pet peeve. You guys ready for this one? Yeah. Yeah. Isis. Hang on, buddy. What? Let's be careful here. What? It's a little close to home. Okay. If you don't let in someone in front of you-- Because mom's dying, but I can't be pissed off on Isis. It's not supposed to be used specifically. Isis is attacking Taylor Swift concerts and the Swifties. Oh. It wasn't even confirmed. It was Isis yet, buddy. Yeah. It was confirmed by Bloomberg or whatever. Yeah, of course. This is going to take credit for everything. Yeah. You're bad people. Oh, yeah. We did that. [LAUGHTER] Do that. What? [LAUGHTER] Aw. But I can't be pissed off with Isis. They're making a little comeback, dude. Isis inspired. It wasn't even them. There is putting Isis in front of it. Wait, Isis. It's like someone weird. Yeah. It's like someone doing some bad shit, be like, oh, what's goes? [LAUGHTER] It's like a cook-off show. This recipe was inspired by Gordon Ramsay. Yeah. I was, well, first of all, I was inspired by Isis. Yeah. Well, there's like serial killer inspired comic cats. Isis is on your mood board. [LAUGHTER] If you're a vision board? Well, it did get thwarted, which is honestly very good not to joke about. Yeah. Anyone doing an attack on anything? Yeah, really bad. But there's been some absolutely hilarious memes on X that we can't even pull up. Because they're just so fucking raunchy. But they're fucking hilarious of Swifties versus Isis. And I think Isis-- Swifties would win. Swifties would win. Absolutely. And I guarantee you there's probably some Isis members. Dude, Isis would be like, dude, I imagine like a guy in the cave, you're like, dude, I'm getting fucking canceled right now. [LAUGHTER] Dude, the Swifties are coming after you, you know, aren't you looking at the shit? Dude, you get outed, like your family, like your location, everything. Docs. Isis. This Isis member is an Apple music member. What a fucking loser. These are working with the FBI. The FBI is like, dude, we found the caves that they're hiding in and we're able to like make them down. I'll thank you guys so much. I bet the Swifties are good fun. Yeah, I bet you Swifties versus the FBI, Swifties are winning. The first Isis. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And I was going to say that I think some Isis members are probably Swifties. No, absolutely not, dude. I think some Isis members have dropped out because they're like, I have no Docs. Oh, we won't do this. This is fucked up, guys. I can't. We're fighting. Who? Oh, I love to. Yeah, that's fucked man. That's what they draw. That's what they draw the line. Anyways, that's my first pet pee. I thought it was a good one. I was pissed. Yeah, that pisses me off too, man. Yeah, dude. Let's Swifties enjoy their concerts. Yeah. Another instance of don't fuck with the art, man. Yeah. Yeah. Man, just you've had being pissed off pissed me off a second time. Oh, man, I'm mad. I'm comfortable. You know why I'm mad? Why? I just asked the Henry Winkler? Yeah. And I'll tee it up a little bit better. Because I was getting mad before it teed it up. I'm so mad right now. So guys, the Long Beach Observer just posted this clip four days ago. The legend. Well, he's in the background. Yeah. Yeah. Well, have you been to the post office recently? No, I haven't. Well, good. This is the post office I go to, actually. Okay. Well, well, the legend, Henry Winkler, let him walk through a door. Guys, check this out. Look at this injustice compared to this guy. He's a legend. Look at this jabroni right here. Where's his red carpet? Look at this shoulder check. Let the guy through, man. Unbelievable. You're blocking the doorway, bro. You're pushing me to go all the way. This dude, TMZ. He's trying to leave your barking the doorway, get out of the doorway. No. My God. You're asking for. Absolute legend. Tell the police that you stopped Henry Winkler from you. What is this? I love that line. I love that line. You just body check to one of the most famous people in the post office. That line is like my mom's a lawyer. My mom's a lawyer. People, sir. No, you cannot take a picture. Yes, we can. You're in public. Welcome to America. You're in public. You're in public. No. You just showed him where I want to know what this is. That's fucked up. All right, now I've got a third pet pee. Come on. Why is there. First of all, wait. Hang on. Hang on. You were wearing a galaxy fucking hoodie. You're saying welcome to America. Get fucked, dude. Look at you, dude. That guy makes like cat meme IG posts and shit like that. Oh, I just got the galaxy kid on 49 fucking nerd. Fuck, dude. Yeah. So that, oh, that just takes me to number one. Don't block a doorway. Number two, especially not for Henry Winkler. You're taking the guy, the heli Winkler side. Whose side are you? I'm taking the guy's side. The black hat, black shirt? Yeah, heli wickers like pushing himself through. But he clearly was. No, no, no, no. Look at you. You're trying to squeeze through, man. What are you talking about? There's another door Henry Winkler could have gone through. All right, all right. That was the exit. No, no, no. Now we're going to break rules. No, let's watch again. That was the donut. Don't exit. Look, the guy stops to pull out his phone right in the doorway, dude. Like he even taps him like, hey, I'm going to squeeze by and he leans back. Okay. You won. He definitely did that on purpose. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. I think he knew like what the attention. He was standing in front of the door for wait. It was like a second too long. I can't defend it. But I don't like to welcome to America. Yeah, that's just fun. No, no, no, no. Oh, shit. Yeah. Ollie, are you warmed up for your second? Yeah. Oh, yes. Yes. All right. I'm just going to get a little more because I'm pulling out some people on the Internet. Oh, shit. That's right. I show speed. Oh. 30. Well, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. So there's for some reason all of a sudden they're bringing back, yeah, they're bringing back the Kobe, like, which by the way, was fake. Right? Yeah, what? Yeah. They're jumping over like supercars. Okay. Which by the way, I show speed is one like so athletic, very impressed by his athleticism. Yeah. Yeah. But don't jump in front of it. No one needs to do that. We already know you're sick as fuck as an athlete. So he's done this like twice now, right? Yeah. So play the clip. Okay. That's actually insane. He's that twice. Yeah. And then has died. The first try. Another guy, Nick, a 30 who's like this like Fortnite gamer streamer, right? He has like a, sorry, sorry. Go ahead. He has like a younger audience too. He is inspired by actual speed now and now he's jumping over the car. This one's fake. No, this is real. No. This one is fake. No, it's real, bro. It's real. It's real. It's real. Let's see that again. It's real. It's real. Are you doing a bit? No, I'm doing a bit. Yeah. We're going to watch this in point two five. They kind of looked a little green screeny when he was. Let's see where the car gets, yeah. Right here. That is so fake, guys. Guys. Okay. Listen, doesn't matter. That's not what I'm mad about. All right. Wait. The title says edited. Not real. Yes, oh. I'll save your pet pee, man. Save it. I'm going to read that. What's the matter? It's still inspiring kids to now think like, oh, I'm going to jump over cars. It's going to be sick as fuck. Not everything that I show speed does kids immediately. Yes. They do, bro. Kids are dumb, man. Kids are straight up dumb. Hey, I show speed. I'm 10 years old. I'm going to try this this weekend. You think murdered? Okay. Back to what's the guy's name? 830. 830 did that because he thinks that I show speeds was fake. So he was like, I can do that too. So he set up a fake setting just to prove that like, look, if this looks real, I show speeds is fake too. Yeah, but doesn't matter. They're still encouraging jumping over a car. Okay. This is a different angle. Well, my pet! She's scratching. The I show speed on, I can't, it could, I think no one is legit. No, he had different angles. It is legit. Okay. He's a really good athlete. He also has a lot of money where he can edit the fuck out of his shoes. Dude, it's not that hard to edit. You don't need money for that. We can do it right now. It's really bad. You're going to hear the parking lot with your Tesla? Yeah, I fly off. Anyways, that's what I'm out about. Damn dude. No one encouraged kids to do dumps, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What happened to, you know, ice bucket challenge, bring that shit back, you know? Yeah. That's for ALS. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Bring back ALS. I call out Obama. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You jump over your Tesla for, to raise awareness for mail pattern balding. Yeah. I call out Obama, Obama's, Obama's ball, Cristiano Regaldo and, uh, Sondpiker's on random. Nice. Yeah. Those are good words. Yeah. Yeah. He's a really good call out soon. Oh man. I've lost sleep over this one. What? Sleep. So I've, uh, sports guys is another hot sports pet peeve of mine. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man. You don't look angry. Yeah. Because I hope- It's kind of, it's kind of forced. Cause it- I just have the, I've been losing sleep over this. Yeah. You got to get a little angry here, man. If we're going to do the segment right. I was truly angry about the guy in the group. Please commit to with the anger. Yeah. Oh, there we go. There we go. There we go. Brandon, I you of the San Francisco 49ers wide receiver, he wants a contract extension. Okay. That's the lame part. You guys don't have to worry about that. What I'm pissed about is I've been having to turn on my notifications just to make sure that I'm on top of this trade that's supposedly supposed to happen. He wants out and he wants to go to the Steelers and blah, blah, blah, but I've been losing sleep. I'm at 3 a.m. getting like these, my light shining, like, oh, because Adam Schefter's on the East Coast, this is who I get my post notifications from and he's just tweeting out stupid shit. And now I have to like either turn my notifications off and just, and I miss it and then I miss it. And then I'll, all my friends and my group text me and be like, oh, I, you got traded. I'm going to not going to be the first one. And then there's another thing about this as well. Yeah. There's this sport account. His name is pretty Ricky and he's just like this alias guy who believes that he had as league sources better than Ian Rappaport and Adam Schefter who are like official people of the NFL. Yeah. And he is like, like, people versus like the man. Yeah. So he is underdog story, underdog, literal, literal underdog story. And he's saying that he has inside sources that I, you could already traded the Steelers and all that shit. And I want to prove that motherfucker wrong. So you're mad about focusing on another man's moves. Kind of sus, right guys? I don't know the way you just absolutely. So you're telling me you have your post notifications to figure out what another dude is doing. That may have been the best soundboard usage of the fucking episode. God, David, the way you flip that back to make me sound like a left fielder. What do we think about this? You've been losing sleep for another man. You've been losing sleep for another man. Doc. Doc. What? God, David. Yeah. I have. Listen, you're mad about that. You're mad about that. I am going to miss him. I do love him and I want him to stay because he's been a part of my life for four years and I want him to stay for longer. Yeah. He's fun to watch too. He's sick. Thank you. I'm not even an Irish fan and he's sick to watch. See? Yeah. Anyways, I just like, I just wish it gets resolved and he stays. Right. That's all I want. Right. That's the segment of the week. Ah. Well, there got you. Man, you seem angry. Yeah. Few. Uh, can he last one for you? Yeah, I got to admit, my first two were a little better than my third, but man, am I still angry about this? I'm someone who commits to an anger bit. You know? You just admit that he's not that angry about this one. I'm slightly peeved about this one because a slight inconvenience for me when I'm scrolling TikTok and I get suggested those stupid cap cut green screen bits. You used one. I did use a couple, but, but, but the one specifically I did just post one and I got like 20 views. Okay. Okay. Hear me. Hear me. That one was actually pretty good. That one was good. But, but I can't stand the ones where it's like baiting you to use it with like someone like a character from a movie being like, okay, this thing's awesome. And then it's like, I get it every seventh TikTok. Stop feeding me those cap cut. Okay. So the algorithm is on you. Yeah. Okay. So wait, you're telling me you're mad about an algorithm that you're engaging with specifically? So like, that one, you didn't flip out. I know. Fuck. I tried. I thought I was like, I don't know. I'm trying to flip it, but you're clicking into the cap cuts. And then they're out. TikTok is like, Oh, this guy is a cat. Yeah. Bad about. Fuck. I can't do it anymore. Maybe I'm maybe I'm peeved with myself. Maybe I need to direct this right back at me in this whole time. Self reflect. Yeah. Maybe I need to have some internal reflection when I get home. Maybe we set my algorithm. Yeah. Maybe just get off TikTok for a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. Maybe make some original content. Yeah. Yep. Working on it. Yeah. Maybe it's writing. Maybe stop using cap cut. I'm not out of myself for not being inspired. It's falling into the tracks. I have all these ideas to know when to hold the cameras. You guys should. What's your pet peeve? Oh, yeah. So. You have a third one? I do it. I don't. It's just like. What's with our third pet peeves, guys? Come on. I have two strong ones. And then I would dip out at the third. My third one is probably my third one is my bicyclist. Yeah. Cyclist. Yeah. Cyclist. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just don't like them by cyclists. Yeah. They're buying. Yeah. Got it. Let's figure it out. Are we on the road with the sidewalk? You want to run? No. No. Because I got back into running. And you know, I sometimes I run in the bike lane. So I'll have to run in the walking. Like bike walking path. Oh, are you talking? There's different kind of your situation because you live on the beach. Are you running on the beach? I run on the bike path. On the side of the bat. On the beach. Okay. Right next to the walking path. Got it. The walking path is families. Right? And so I don't want to like, you know, have to move around. So I run on the bike lane, which is still just as big as the walking path. Some guy biked over me and he goes, this is the bike lane, buddy. He biked over you? Yeah. He ran you over. No, he passed me. He said, and fucked up part is they go fast. You can't get him. Yeah. Fuck. Wait, look at this, right? So you're worried or peeved about chasing after another man. That was my fine move. I just don't like how fast bikers are able to get their, you know, insult and then be able to bike off. Oh, yeah. I have a better insult. Oh, man. Mine? Yeah. Yeah. Mine's a series. Okay. Okay. Oh, this one really fucking pissed me off last week. Oh, no, I think I know it's coming. Yeah, we all know about it. Your boy got shingles. Can you explain to the audience how people get shingles? Stress. Oh, buddy. Just over stress. Oh, guys, I'm actually really embarrassed by this one. So when Zach told me he got shingles, I thought it was a joke. Yeah. Because I've never heard the word. I think maybe like in school, originally I thought shingles and I told Kenny this. I thought shingles was like when Christopher Columbus came over with the blankets to the Native Americans. I think a smallpox. Yeah. I thought that was like the bubonic plague or something like that. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah. I got fucking shingles. And shingles is when you are a kid and you have chickenpox, they are dormant in you for a long time until a stressful event or when you're older, it comes out in you in like these scab forms or whatever. The Hulk. Exactly like the Hulk. What the fuck was that? How do you do that? Yeah. It's like, yeah, I get it. Yeah. Yeah. So that happened on Saturday, actually episode 99. I had shingles. No shit. It is contagious. It is very contagious to touch. Yeah. So you guys are all good. But they're all bandaged up right now. If you're bandaged up, they're fine, I'm on meds and stuff like that. But I've been sleeping in the office away from Tots since Saturday. Shingle boy. Shingle boy. Sorry, I had a drink fan. I got to say it. But it's very painful. So. Do I say let me get a little salt in the shingle boy earlier? I want to retract that back eventually. Yeah. But so the whole time, because episode 99, I got back from the hike through Sunday before. And I thought the marks were from me just bugged by, it's brushing up against some shit, like, I don't know, some stuff. And then the guy, I went to urgent care on Saturday. So from Monday to Saturday, I just had these marks on me. And they weren't painful then, which made me believe like it was just like some random marks. Yeah. But when I went into urgent care, the guy got mad at me for not coming in fast enough. How did you even know? I didn't fucking know. Yeah. I even know what shiggles are. How did you know to go in? Because they started looking more bumpier and they weren't going away. Like a bug bite would last like two days, three days or whatever. But this one was like, all right. Yeah. That sucks. So I went on Saturday and the guy was like, should it came in sooner? I was like, I didn't fucking know. What could they have done if you came in sooner? The meds would have acted faster because he was like, you got your wife known. I would like wash your sheets and stuff like that. He's like, if you came in sooner, maybe like you could have stopped the contagious stuff for a bit or whatever. I was like, no, it's fine. Yeah. But yeah, just fucking I've been extremely down the dumps. Well, we're sorry, Zach. We didn't expect you to get shingles. I didn't expect dude. It's like a, I also got it because I'm immune compromised because I had chemotherapy and that affects you because of my, yeah. It usually affects you when you're older and even my fucking granddad called me. He's like, I had shingles too. I'm like granddad. You're like 90. Yeah. I thought I was like old people. Yeah, it is man. It's real. I feel I'm balding God gave me shingles to fuck around with. I'm fucking like, I, this is the end, bro. This is it. This is not the eldest episode of 100. Yeah. This is the new beginning. No, this is it. Boys. No. No. No. No, buddy, no, look, we got a soundboard. Well, I'm sorry you went through that, man. Yeah. That sounds really tough. I don't know. Yeah. One, how would tell people I got shingles because that's like the craziest thing I've ever heard. It was really embarrassing. Yeah. Well, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah. It's just crazy. There's all just heavy stress. Yeah. Well, have you, have you been working on managing the stress? There's a little more. Okay. All right. Great. Yeah. It can come back. Like even like I'm 30. I thought it was just like a one and nothing. Nope. It can come back. Just so. There's more stress events. Yeah. I'm not even stressed. I do, I do think it was that bad. And I guess like I just got it. Well, what's he heard about ISIS? Dude, I know. I didn't bump spot that. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, that's why we're on island. Happy hour. Oh yeah. All right. Nice to relax. There's no, this is a stress free environment. Like if you want me to pop this robot, you can keep that, all right? All right. Okay. It just pops up like, but it's just on my leg. It's a, it's a chiller case, but the pain has been getting worse. Yeah. That's cool. But it's, it could, I just don't know how long it lasts for it. That's the weird thing. Dude, that'd be the crazed dude. My boy got the shingles. Yeah. Slassy forever. I hope that's not the fucking gays dude. It's, yeah, I don't know what to do about it. Well, if you want us to put you down to say the word, okay? I'm right there. I'm really close. Dude, fucking old yellow me. Put me out back. No. What if we take Zach to the woods? Well, get out of here. Go. We're okay. We unleash him. Yeah. Casey, I don't want you no more. Just leave. He's like, dude, take me back to West Hollywood. I want to be with my wife. Damn. Dude, you know what, man? This is a new chapter, new beginnings. We, this is supposed to be good vibes. The episode vibes are supposed to be immaculate. No, look. It's okay to go through. I think this is a very healthy thing to, to process and, you know, it just comes in waves, you know? And that's why I like to set this opportunity up for Kenny's Corner. Yeah, damn. We're pretty deep in the episode, boys. We've been vibing over here. It's alcohol. It's Kenny's Corner. It's fucking good to it. Yeah, sure, man. Sure, man. I'm telling you. Yeah. Okay. Give me one sec because I have a little guys. Oh God. We've had some cherished times together. Okay. I've been here for about 30 episodes. Wow. I want to congratulate, congratulate you and just say how proud I am of you guys. I feel like this show has really hit its stride in the last few months. Yeah, Kenny's Corner was like, he's supposed to play like clips and stuff. Yeah, he plays funny about clips. What do you guys say to him? What's this? I think he's just trying to lead into it. Okay. What's the stop zone for? What are you guys talking about? You just cut this after, yeah? Okay. Okay. You guys good? No, yeah. Okay. Cool. Cool. That's all I gotta say. I'm just so stoked for you guys. I think we have a great thing here. I have a special message. Okay. But you got to promise, Zach, you're not going to be mad. Okay. Okay. You got to promise. You got to promise. You're not going to be mad. Okay. Okay. All right. You promise. What the fuck is. Why do you have this? I have a special message to you guys from Zach. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So we can cut around it, but here are some of the it's a long clip because I'm really good at cameos And if you want to get a cameo, then you can get a minute long clip for $20. Yep Let's see if it's worth the money. Let's see. Okay, here we go. Hey willow and Zoey. It's me. Oh, that's something I couldn't Okay, okay, okay, I thought this I thought it was before shingles to be fair. Can he got me on shingles mode? And I had a loss point again. I swear to God, I did not know you had shingles when I booked this. Okay, I didn't realize the severity of it I do wait like the last minute to book a cameo. Okay, I felt really bad. I almost called it off I almost told you like hey, don't do it. It's okay, but I okay. All right. Yeah, this is this is my Extra energy effort voice. Yeah, so and you really put a lot into this and I also want to you're gonna hear the words that you shout out willow and Zoey and I just use girl names for Zach and we'll lead I just flipped that That was very cute. Yeah, so willow and willow. I want to be willow. Yeah That's too damn bad. All right here. We go. Here's Zach's message to you guys. Hey willow and Zoey It's me Zach Fiona. How's it going today? This is here from Jake Allen and Jake Allen wants me to let you guys know you guys hit a huge milestone at work That's all there is. I I know I don't know what the milestone is. Maybe you guys went in Five days in a row without calling and sick Maybe you guys took a giant shit at work and this time you flushed Maybe you guys Didn't have HR call you Having racial slurps What the milestone is all I'm supposed to know is I'm supposed to wish YouTube a fat hardy can Congratulations Keep this up. Maybe you guys can continue getting paid. I Don't know. Maybe you guys can continue on a work salary and paying your rent Maybe you guys can get you some bitches. Sorry My apologies. Anyways, I hope you guys are doing well. Congratulations. You guys Apparently you wouldn't have lasted that long at your current jobs. That's what people are saying the haters. Mm. Wow Maybe that's the maybe that's the huge milestone. You guys made it to one month. Fuck. Yeah Anyways for me and Jake Allen. Love you guys so much. Congratulations on being employed. I'm jealous. Goodbye. I Love you guys, man. Wow, yeah, I could have said it better than you did man. Good shit. I did I was a good. I was actually I've never seen Zach Scavios. I'm impressed. That was really funny That was really good. I tried really hard on my cameos for $20. So yeah, have at it But well, it was good Kenny. You got me. That was pretty good I thought you could say it better than I ever could man. So that's I want to thank you guys It's you guys have done it. Yep episode 100. I said 100 fuck. Yeah, baby I did it a long day. I did it a long day. Episode 100 was supposed to be happy songs. Oh, yeah, dead over here. Fair enough. Okay, the last thing. Oh, I guess do you want to watch the Jepaloon clip or what? Oh, the yeah, I done maybe. Okay, I have this is actually a Zach submission into Kenny's Corner. Oh fuck yeah. Yeah, this is kind of concerning as a lifeguard because it looks like I might be getting replaced. This looks like it swims way better than I ever grow when I saw this. I saw it's like a remote control like lifeboat. I got it ran over the guy. It literally looked like it was not stopping. And it was just plowing him over like a car. Yeah, maybe I can just learn how to use the Joyce thing. It looks kind of fun. Like imagine if like, like before you save someone like, oh, watch these laps. The squirrel the squirrel on the jet ski. Yeah, oh good. Put my dog on it. The guy drowning. So yeah, you are getting replaced. Yeah, it looks it's not looking good for my profession. Yeah, I got AI replacing producer right around the corner. Yeah, when Ken bot 3000 comes. Life bot. Yeah, and then the last thing is this is actually a Walid submission. This is a this is content that I just want you to know. Walid sends me a lot of content that I watch while I'm in the bathroom. And this is like just the most brain route brain rot that you could find out there. I notice that you've been sending me personal TikToks lately. And that's kind of breaking the friendship barrier that we have on TikTok. That's a really big move to send because I haven't sent you one TikTok. Yeah. I think I've sent one on accident to you. Oh, accident. Yeah, but you sent me like five in a row. I send a lot. Yeah, I respond to you. You get back to him. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, every single one he'll acknowledge. But I just I just wanted to clear the area because I keep getting like Kenny sent you a TikTok. Yeah. And like you kind of work for us in a way. So like, I just want to make sure that barriers. Yeah. I mean, just go ahead. Sorry. Take it up with HR. Oh, I thought. Okay, because I thought we kind of had like a rapport, like, Oh, look at this funny pop culture thing that we can dig into. Well, that's what Ken's porn is for. This is like, that's George Rob's. This is like our open DMS. Yeah. Kenny's corner. Okay. Yeah. I was wondering why you weren't getting. Okay, so this is a jet balloon. Am I the greatest editors by far? Yeah, this is wow. Yeah, this is like it's like upscale brain rot is the best way I can describe it. Here we go. This is, this is fun stuff. I mean, they need a richest country in Africa. Africa money money. You're a musk. You may need the richest country in Africa. Why? Why can you name me the richest country in Africa? I want to say this. Goodness gracious. You may need the richest country in Africa. I don't know about the other geography, but I think it's. Texas, Texas, Texas. Watch for this real, Amy, the richest country in Africa. Uncome back again. And you name me the richest country in Africa. The richest country in Africa. I was sick. My country. Thank you, you're amazing. Correct. All right. This is $50. I hope this is enough compensation. $50. Why do you take advantage? That's me. That's me. Oh, honestly, I would watch a 30 minute video. I swear to god, what the fuck? If Netflix needs to give him a show. Yeah. Well, you, I think I could probably actually send an email. That'd be, I'd watch a full hour special of a jet balloon production. Dude, that's why you got the fucking soundboard. Yeah, that's the brain rot soundboard for you. That is, what the fuck was that? Isn't that just a knock on like the younger generation of kids? Then they don't know shit. They don't know they're not paying attention. Goodness gracious. Dude, I think I sent you some other ones from that account. All right. We have some voicemail. Yeah. All right. Voicemail. Voicemail. Voicemail is hot. Can you screw your shoulder? Oh, yeah. No, no, that was everything I had. We have a lot of voicemails and we have a lot of special people that we want to come up with. We do. Guys, we asked you guys to call in just to stroke us a little bit. Stroke, excuse me. Please adjust, dude. We're tired of gooning and the voicemail segment is like the perfect edge of it. We are ready to get edged up. You guys called in just to, you know, make us feel good and how much you love us. Yeah, it's validation and you know, we're in our thirties. Involving. You're in your thirties? Huh? You're in your thirties? Yeah, I'm in my thirties. There's nothing wrong with that. 29, brother. No, I'm successful, dude. Oh, oh, oh, it's all right. I love those singles. Okay, that's, he doesn't respond back to me. What the hell? Ah, anyways, let's roll some voicemails, please. Yeah. All right. I don't have names, but this is our first voicemail. The name's comedy. All right. Okay. Well, lead, just want to thank congrats on a hundred episodes. As a guy's been following since the south of days. Really enjoyed your content. The brown man. I'm very appreciative. Well, lead, even though he hates sports. Screw you, while lead, sports are great. I think for this coming episode, you should bring back foul sets just for one. Come over to one last time. Just as a, you know, as a shout out to the old days and also as a fuck you to the wild lead. So congrats again on a hundred. Hope you guys, you know, consider my request. And much love to both of you. You guys always been in the lab. That's even, baby. Really great. Thank you. Love to Jesus. Love to Jesus. I've been in cases, but. Hugs and kisses. Wow, thanks. I'm assuming Jeevan. Love you, Jeevan. Yeah, as a Jeevan, right? If it's not Jeevan, then you sound exactly like one of our TMG Studios employees here. But anyways, foul tip is coming back. Yes, I was really, really short segment. Yeah, should we tell them? Wait, are we serious? No, tip's coming back. Felt tip is coming back, dude. Dude, we got a sport. Yeah, now we're back though. We got like, then we get some other hosts like. With rules, there are rules. Yeah. Okay. You get a five minute, you get a five minute timer. Last, last, last. Five minutes is a long time. Five minutes is a lot. Yeah. Should we make it three minutes? Yeah, I think we should make it two. Two minutes? I'm not for a minute 30. I'll even cut it down a little bit. Yeah, we'll speed up the audio too and post. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Goodness gracious. Goodness gracious. No bitches. Hell yeah. Thank you so much. Felt tip is coming back. So your wish is granted. Yep, there we go. Thanks, voicemail. Second voicemail. Yo, what's up? Will we even check? We just smile. Yeah, my name is Young Gulash on Instagram. You want to say congrats on 100 episodes? Young Gulash. How did you guys? Two years of great, great content. I just wanted to say my favorite part of the show was when you guys had a fantasy league with the whole studio. I think that really brought the studio together as a family. I know that great, the competition, but hey, it's whatever, man. It's, you know, at the end of the day, the fantasy was the first you made along the way, right? That's right. That's right. That's right. Again, on 100 episodes, we're all really proud of you guys. Take care. Love y'all. Bye. Thank you, Young Gulash. Really nice. Hey, listen, but you're part of that family, too. Dude, I, so I just want to say, I know I run the Zach Wall each show. Will you help out? Can he help us out? But I hit the DMs with a few people here and there. Young Gulash. Very nice individual. Abby, very nice individual. But thank you guys for interacting with Zach Wall each other. You could follow us on Instagram and TikTok and all that good stuff. But I just want to say thank you guys for following us and always liking, commenting. Yeah, it's not, it's not some corporate schmuck. It's us. It literally means that. Yeah, yeah. Hell yeah. So you would say you're more responsive on the show account. Can he just get a flood? I just want to know where it could be. Okay, all right. Here's the third voicemail. Thank you, Young Gulash. I appreciate you. My mom, John, and hi, Zach, as an Afghan from the Bay Area. I just wanted to say love this show and appreciate all that you do. In honor of a hundred episodes, can you guys just share like one of your favorite things or one of your memories about working together in Ask Kenny as well? All right. Thanks. Bye. Kenny is getting too much. He's done all the time. I didn't do anything. I'm just here. I didn't do anything. Thank you, by the way. That was the, that was my favorite voicemail. Yeah, by the way, I'm getting in the Bay Area. There's no Afghans in the Bay Area. I'm pretty sure there's no-- Oh, there's like not like a huge community or like, you know, it's not an area called Little Kabul or anything like that. It's very good. I barely hear any act. It's not like your car is going to go up there. Yeah, no, not at all. This is what happened yesterday. I would probably say in general that, you know, coming here every week, goofing off, having fun with my best buds. That's probably every week's a new memory, you know? So that's probably, yeah, that's me. That's very powerful. To the long day. Is this foul tip included? Yeah, of course. Mine's Josh Allen. Yeah, that was sick. That was sick by far. Yeah, that was sick because you know why Josh Allen DM'd me, saying, "I want to surprise Zach." That's so sick. That's the sickest fucking thing. That's so sick. And I was like, "Holy fuck." Well, that's actually a great segue while I lead because here on the line-- No, I'm just kidding. No. How long is he waiting? Like, how long is he waiting? He's walking a five line. He's just fucking-- I'm a little rascal today. Dude, I'll be waiting for you. No, I think another fun one was the wedding episode. Yes. Dude, us like-- Well, it was like five. Yeah, us recording an episode on my wedding day in the hotel, the day of my wedding was-- I watched that back just like a little bit of it. And like, that was nuts to me. Like, that was just, we were grinders and we fucking like, we had to get an episode out. And the fact that we did that was very, very surprising to me. So-- That was sick. That was sick. That was sick. Genuinely, I am just so appreciative that you guys have even-- I didn't even think I'd take over the show to help you guys make this. And you guys have given me a lot of love. And I have this little corner. So thank you. I genuinely-- Cheers, Kenny. Can't say it, but we love you. Yeah, I actually know Kenny longer than I've known Zach. That's true. Yeah. That's true. Wow. That's probably why we DM so much back and forth with our-- Yeah, I guess I really, yeah. You reply to Kenny's-- No, I have an AI bot running now. Like, preloaded messages and stuff like that. Great TikTok, Kenny. Yeah. Wow, holy moly. Kenny's like, wow, he really likes you. Yeah, well, he's my dog. He liked that clip of the guy stepping on a rake. I didn't think it was that great. And he's TikToks are just like, your genre, like five-year-old. Yeah, it's those AFVs, I guess. Nice voice mail? Yeah, yeah, sure. Here we go. Hi, I just wanted to say that I'm a pretty big fan of the show. Yeah, I guess my question is, can Grace get a raise, please? Wow. Whoa! Oh, all right. I heard you laughing. Yeah, did you know as soon as I started? You knew. Is that your boyfriend? Tell me he said in a voicemail. He would not tell me what he said. He also left, I'm pretty sure he left a comment on the last episode, too. He did. Yeah, because I was. I agree. Yeah, I was thousand. Yeah, how do we just take our tracks, I guess? Yeah. Grace, if you want to free an outburger, then you can have one of our tracks. I thought that was because you started laughing immediately. And I was like, oh, she knows. Yeah, the pauses were kind of getting me. Yeah, I was like, damn. I was about to say if you didn't know that it was coming, or if he wasn't related to you, or like, you know him at all. Like, I was like, he could have sped up the voice. Yeah, that's good to say. That's a little low. I'm just kidding. Grace, you do a great job here. Yeah, you put up with our shit. Yeah, yeah, thank you, Grace. And thank you, Eddie, for calling in. Dude, we love you, too. Yeah, should we do the next voicemail? All right, here we go. Hey, Wally, just a question for you. As a brown person, I was wondering, how do you become successful? And this is not for Zach. He's a white person. Okay, he's very white. He's already successful. Not very white. Like, when I know Wally has a brown person. I'm brown, you know. I'm brown. How do I become successful without racism? Thank you. Wow. Well, without racism. So, I just want to... Hey, what do I even start, you know? Like, shit. Where's your role? Dude, where's your role? Yeah, I don't want to wear it today. I don't know. Kenny, do you... Yeah, you know what, Wally? I'll take this one, man. Based on so many socioeconomic factors, play... He took the words wrong and out, yeah. There's so many aspects to this. It's multi-generational, it's multi-layered. And I don't know that this is even the platform that we can really dig into this forum today. So, maybe we shelved this and we spend episode one-on-one on this very topic. Wow. I'll prepare a little more, but Wally, I got you. Kenny makes a slideshow of how brown people are. Yeah. How successful. He loves this shit. He loves this shit. Well, thank you for that great question. Do you have an honest... You know what, this is actually a true story. So, I hosted this conference. Not hosted, I was invited. This conference is called the Avghan American Conference, which, if anyone specifically is Avghan, like, I would say go because it's actually really cool and they do have like mental health thing. And like, brown people don't talk about mental health, we just have like naph. That's our therapy. But they had a panel that was like media and like TV and stuff like that. And I remember I was talking on it and they were saying like, a lot of the questions I got were, well, how do I get started? Or how do I do it? And like, it sucks because I couldn't really give like any real advice besides just like, I don't know the fact that you're here and the fact that you're asking should be enough for you to like just give it a try. And that's all I really could say. And I felt like shit because I couldn't say anything else. But yeah, I don't know, just do it. See what happens, you know. Nice dude. Yeah, forget what other people, that's a big thing. Oh, what is your aunt from New Jersey? Or what is your aunt from Kabul? Gonna say or whatever the fuck? I don't give a fuck about them, just do it. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, man. Fuck yeah, man. Thanks for calling in, dude. Here's our next voicemail. Yo, what's up, Zach? And we'll leave. Been following y'all since the following. Now, watching the podcast. Wherever you guys go, man, I'll be there. Just please don't leave us, man. Please. Oh. Anyways, much of sorry for the background noise. I'm driving right now and I am not using a hand-free connection. That's what I'll be like. You can't fucking find me. Let's fucking go, baby. Woo! Let's go. Gotta do some a kind of... Yeah, yeah. Fucking drink a little. Ooh. Okay. Wow. That's a long line gambling while you're at it. Hey, nice, dude. We love it. We should use a VPN, huh? We love a guy that drives and uses his phone. Yeah, absolutely. And by the way, the California, for you guys, fuck you guys for making that roll. Come on. We love our phone. We love our phone. Come on. Let us free. Yeah, look. My car has a fucking iPad in the middle of it. It literally does. You think a fucking phone is gonna sound me? Nah, dawg. Yeah, you can't use a screen, but here's a... Here's a screen. Here's a iPad, bro. Don't touch it. Don't touch it. Don't touch it on your iPhone. It has the fart noises and everything. And you're like, oh, I want to touch it. It's so bad. I'm not crying. It has a browser. Dude, yeah. You literally check stocks when you're like... Heart. You were parked. But anyways, shouts out to you. We are a little tidbit. We're not leaving. No. We're staying, baby. Everything until episode, at least what, 5,000? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Grace is like 4,900 more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got a grace. We need to get Grace a more comfortable chair. Yeah. Grace is like, oh, my God. Get the hair. We'll get another lighting change on episode 200. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Grace's job's a good place by AI. Of course. We just have a robot. Yeah, it's like really like... It's just like Roomba vacuum, but just hooking moves around to the camera. But we still call it Grace. Yeah. Hey, Grace. Hey, yeah. It's like Harry. Well, it looks like we got one last voicemail. Should we ride off in the sunset with this one? Yeah, I can do it. There we go. Holy shit. That was super long. What's up, boys? It's your boy, Bobo's cousin. Aw, dude. Congratulations. Bobo's cousin. The boys and Kenny, your Kenny. But shout out to you guys doing your thing. And yeah, keep on. I don't even know. What do you say on stuff like this? Other than clean grass? 200 episodes, bye. What a great last voicemail. Yeah, I'm really not sure what to think, to be honest. Well, I just wanted to shout out. That's just one individual Bobo's cousin that has been a part of our show. Now, three episodes in a row. Keep commenting on our episodes. We'll include you in the top comments. That's right. And voicemails. Follow us on socials. We'll interact with you there. We just want to make you guys a part of the show. We have great new stuff. Still comments, segments. Try to do skit soon. Skit chala. We're trying to do live soon. And chala. Hey, and chala, indeed. It's coming, dude. What's going to fucking happen? It's going to happen. And guess what? This is an art. This is just cousin's show. It's called Zach and Walt Lee. It's also your guys' show as well, all right? If you want to make it a freaky show, we can get freaky. It is freaky enough already. I don't know how far you can go. I think it gave pretty freaky. I'm here with shingles. And we're getting freaking freaky. Look, what a license to do, like that. It's like a freaky show, yeah. Oh, nice, dude. That's fucking crazy. But stay tuned. Next weekend, future episodes here on the Zach Walley show. We appreciate you guys for sticking around. Yeah. Peace and blessings. Anything for me? We're going to have some big special guests soon. We're going to get some more friends. I'll be talking to Trump. I've been talking with Kamala Harris. Aiden Rott. Yeah. They're trying to get back into the social thing. Oh, you got hit with the influencer. The influencer. The influencer. Yeah, yeah. So I got Trump and Kamala coming. Oh, you're going to like both sides. Yeah, I'm going to play both sides. That's the best one. I got an RFK one. We also have a political segment coming out. That's right. Yeah, yeah. Because we love this platform from politics. Yep, and we didn't have a poop segment today. Did you have a poop segment? I have not yet. Wow. You have a poop today? No, I haven't had my coffee. Well, alcohol is a diuretic. There you go. There you go. There's your poop segment. Oh, God. All right, guys. Peace and blessings. See you next week. Goodbye. Thanks for watching. Thank you for the episode 100. Love you. I love you a lot. We love you guys so much. Also, comment if you like the lights because we hope you do. Oh, yeah. It worked really hard on it a while. Yeah. Oh, I hate the lights. [LAUGHTER]