Danny and Dusty
Hawk Tuah girl's misunderstood song lyrics
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With all trails, you can discover trails nearby and explore confidently. With offline maps and on-trail navigation, download the free app today and make the most of your summer with all trails. Alright, 15 minutes of fame are going very quickly. Do you remember Hock To a Girl? Remember this girl? Hock To a Girl? It's been all that night. Remember her? Yes. From like a month ago? Yeah. She went on... I think the Bill Maher show? Like it was the actual show and he had an interview with her. And she was drinking a high noon, which I assume she's getting paid to just carry highnoons around with her everywhere she goes. But her and Bill Maher started talking music. And as part of this interview, the reason why we're playing this today is because around this time yesterday, we had the bonethugs in harmony. We're going to hit the parmes in Rust here's horchata somewhere in there. Yeah, horchata in there somewhere. We all have these songs. We don't know the words, too. Hock To a Girl? Haley Welch. Haley Welch. She's putting people's brains in a pretzel with one song and what she seems to be hearing. I like old rap, though. I don't listen to much new rap. What's old to you, old rap? To me, it's like Jay-Z and Tupac. No? You've heard of Jay-Z? Yeah, and Tupac. I've heard about them. I just don't listen to them like that. Yeah. He says that one song, Jay-Z's in. He's like, "concrete, jungle, wet, dream tomato, you know, about New York." Concrete, jungle, wet dream tomato, I'm here to tell you, if you think those are the lyrics to rap songs, I understand why you don't listen to rap music. If you think that Alicia Keys is sitting there saying New York, concrete, jungle, wet dreams, tomatoes, instead of where dreams are made of, I know someone, there's an Iggy Azalea song called Black Widow, baby, and she thought the lyrics were, and she's like, "It's super weird." Why is she singing about a black widow baby? Oh. Oh. Like a widow. It's just your widow baby. Yeah. And I was like, "Oh, no." That's more understandable than concrete, jungle, wet dream tomato. I mean, I thought raspberry beret was raspberry buffet for the longest time. There's a bathroom on the right. Oh, yeah. I see ours got a bunch of them, man. Yeah. Yeah. Like, there's also, you know, down on the corner, I thought I have no idea what I thought it was, but what is it? Yeah, that was just not a bunch of jibberish. Yeah. Billie and the poor boys singing, "Snap Your Fingers." "Stop Your Feet." Yeah. No, I don't know what it is, but I still don't know what it is. But I've been wrong my entire life on that one. 100% wrong on that one. Lyrics are hard. And, you know, now we have the internet where we can go back and we can look them up. But sometimes ignorance is bliss, and in this case, it's a concrete, jungle, wet dream tomato. Willy and the poor boys are playing, bringing nickel, tap your feet. Nope. Concrete, jungle, wet dream tomato. How does she get that? I mean, does she look like a character from, like, big city greens, or, like, she is country as hell. Yeah. What's from Tennessee, right? Yeah. In the Simpsons, you got Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel. Oh, yeah. Like, she sounds like she could be one of Cletus's kids. Well, I mean, look, stereotypes exist for a reason. Concrete, jungle, wet dream tomato. Mato. I'm not going to lie. Hey, you're making at least five-- I'm a sucker for that voice, though. If five more minutes of fame, Hailey Welch is getting out of this, and you know what? She hasn't gotten milkshake duck yet. Well, she was at a, like, a country music festival, and she tried to give, like, a hype up speech, you know? The entire crowd just dead silent. I mean, I felt bad for her on that because, look, she's just trying to make a buck off of, you know, being super horny on the street in Nashville. Being a horny hot. Yeah. And go ahead and see how much money you can make out there. I heard that. Twenty-two. Yeah. People are going to give you money. And she's actually done really well about giving money back. Oh, really? She got a ton of money from somebody, and she donated it all to a pet shelter. So she took all of the money and bought a bunch of stuff for a pet shelter, food and toys and supplies. It was pretty cool. Oh. Like, hey. Hey, that is good. Like, right out of the gate. That's pretty cool. All right, Vancouver for a text line. To this day, I think the opening song to this show says "Danny Meringue" or "Lemon Meringue" instead of "Danny Meringue." The name of that song is "Lemon Meringue." Oh. Hey. Fishbone. See you there? See? Yeah. There you go. Um, please have her star in the next Joe Durtmer movie. Yes. Yes. She could have been... She could have been the hot. Yeah. What was her name? I don't know. She was a Britney something. Yes. 'Cause I remember at that time there was, like, a handful of Britney's. Britney's. Britney's. There we go. Yep. She was a hot then. Concrete jungle wet dream tomato. Totally as big city greens for anybody out there was kids. It is. Yeah. You know, if you've ever seen that show, you know that sounds... That sounds... And by the way, Big City Greens is a cartoon about people from the country who move to the city. Yeah. And they are still real country. She does sound like a cartoon character. Yeah. A hundred percent. Uh, quick squirrel moment. How much money do you think Joe Durtmer made from the theaters? In theaters? Yeah. 30 million. Nailed it. Really? Literally nailed it. 30. On the dot. Really? Yes. 30 million dollars? Yeah. April 2001. Release. No way. 30 million. 30 million. That sounds about right for back then. Yeah. It costs nothing to make that movie. And I am telling you, one of the biggest, like, forces out there is box office revenue. Because yeah, you're going to make a billion dollars when you're charging people 20 bucks a pop to get in the theaters. Oh, my wife and I went and saw the bed bowl overing. Yeah. Do you know much it cost for tickets, popcorn and drink? Two people. Two people. Where you go? Where you regular seats? Were you butt kicker seats? No, no, no, no. You sound like Joe dirt talking about fireworks right now. Let's get down. No 3D. The Whistling Pete. No 3D. No IMAX. But it was the pre-screen. Okay. So before it released. Gotcha. At night. Okay. And now did you each get a popcorn? No, one medium popcorn and one medium drink. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. I'm going to go. I am going to go $72. You're off by $3. Ooh. I'm going to go. Wow. I was going to go under that. I was going to go under that. I was going to go under that. I was going to go under that. I was going to go under that. I was going to go under that. I was going to go under that. I was going to go under that. I was going to go under that. I was going to go under that. I was going to go under that. I was going to go under that. I was going to go under that. I was going to go under that. I was going to go under that. I was going to go under that. I was going to go under that. I was going to go under that. I was going to go under that. I was going to go under that. And they've got your back. When your kid casually tells you they have a huge school project due tomorrow. Let's face it. We were all that kid. So first, call your parents to say, "I'm sorry." And then download the Instacart app to get delivery in as fast as 30 minutes all school year long. Get a $0 delivery fee for your first three orders while supplies last. Whether it's the recorded sounds of the ocean we doze off to or the succulents that adorn our homes. Nature makes all of our lives. Well, better. Despite all this, we often go about our busy lives removed from it. But the outdoors is closer than we realize. With all trails, you can discover trails nearby and explore confidently. With offline maps and on-trail navigation. Download the free app today and make the most of your summer with all trails. The popcorn in the drink. That is ridiculous. Because I was going 25. I got on fan dango, so there was a service charge in there too. Of course there is. The convenience fee. And I'm like, "What's the convenience? I'm giving you business." Oh, man. Yeah. I miss the old movie theater person at the front. Yeah. Rip my ticket. No, not just that. Well, now that you stand there and scan your phone. But I mean, when you bought tickets. Oh, yeah. You go up there. Yeah. Go to the window. They had the times up and you had to change them in little plastic things. You didn't know till you showed up if your screening that you wanted was sold out or not. Well, what you would do is you would call the movie phone and wait very patiently selecting your theater and then waiting for your movie to get there. Kramer took over for it. Oh, my God. Why don't you just tell me what movie you want to watch? The movie phone. Remember, there is a phone number you could call for the time? Yes. Because not every house had a clock or if you needed to reset your clock. Yes. If you need to reset it. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. It would tell you what time it is. It is now. And that would be the time. Yeah. So. Am I the only person that when they have to reset like their microwave clock or stove clock actually Googles the real time on there and tries to time it exactly to the second? Or am I just a psycho? Yes. Yes. Both. You are the only person and a psycho. He's not the only person. I do that with the with two clocks in my house. The one main clock we have on the wall and the oven. You need it to the second? Well, I always set mine ahead. See, the worst part is if I had to do them both, I wait the full next minute to reset the next one afterward. Yeah. So I tried setting all the clocks in the house like seven minutes ahead to see if it would do anything with my wife. She just checked her phone. She's like, oh, these are fast anyways. Oh, that is. God. Dang it. No. That's. Oh, here's the thing that bothers me. We have it oven and microwave stacked on top of each other. Yeah. Both of them have clocks. Yeah, that's ours. The microwave clock every month, you'll look at it and be like, how is that one two minutes faster than the other one now? Less seconds. Like, what are how? How does this happen? Say, but ours, ours are the same brand too. Yes. Yes. Exactly. It is a built-in unit. And I, it is wrong. I don't know why, why, why, how, what does this happen? Why are you the way that you are and my wife is just like, I mean, why does that bother you so much? I'm like, because a second is a second. Does the minute is a minute as an hour as an hour, which is the oven slow in the microwave fast? And by the way, you don't have to worry about it because I'm the one that fixes it every month. You know, it's not a big deal to you because you don't deal with it. I deal with it. And then she deals with like every other major thing in her life. This is very minor. I think that, I think now that we're talking this out, the bigger issue here is that she's like, why are you worried about this, but not all these other things that we have going on. Stay in my lane. It's like, damn. So I'd like to take this time to apologize. Let's face it. We all know she's not this in any way, right? No, no, she's not. She's not a beach. And to figure out what to eat for dinner yet again, with no sides and bouillon as you're not so secret ingredient, you can skip the drive-through and do dinner at home. No taste combos provide a menu of delicious, affordable, and well-balanced meals that you can prepare in 30 minutes or less. Visit noor.com to get quick and easy recipe ideas for your home-cooked weeknight dinners. It's not fast food, but it's so good.