Golan-Globus Theater
L.A. Bounty (Sybil Danning and Wings Hauser)
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I went through a stress test Murray if it does and I'm done I'm not kidding. I'm not we gotta walk away from this cuz it obviously work over. He's walk away Murray what's your puny plan? What's my puny plan? What do you mean? What's it we won't walk away? Just walk away. Yeah, we're just gonna walk away. Oh clearly God does not want us to record anymore. That doesn't tell me what to do I tell God what to do and we we learn a lot about God in this episode, which of course we'll talk about eventually Do we oh, yeah, we do wings had so many goddesses the God God is wings It's just oh I I was trying wings gives Red Bull wings. Yeah. Yeah, how did how do Red Bull Red Bull become a thing? They had a little bit of wings Why didn't they do it like hire him to be their spokesman all right, okay drink the Red Bull God put us here to be entertained. He doesn't give a shit about all the fucking 100,000 good Christian boys and girls out there He wants artists thieves rapists murderers. He's making of artists We are the feng shui of the show is fucked up this week because we were recording on a Sunday Because yesterday we were busy We griffed for a change came up to my neck of the woods drove up north That's right kid rock country kid rock country and we went to a concert When's the last concert we were at We just went no we just went to one. I thought a little while ago. I don't remember. Oh, hi and fire We talked about this last night. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry, but that was a great show. It was a great show But yeah Yeah, we the old Mastodon came to town Griffin, I think we'll agree. We're not too hot on their recent stuff, but their classic stuff is classic Yeah, and they were doing this thing a lot of bands were doing You know cuz you got to make it's people don't want to come to shows anymore. Yeah, so you got to make it special Right, so they're they were doing the 20th anniversary of their I consider their best album. Oh my god. Yeah by far And I guess there were touring with Lamb of God who were doing the best their 20th anniversary I don't know cuz I don't care about Lamb of God, correct, but I want to say we did we said what if we were just 15 minutes later to that show this we had totally different Murray you're talking because there was build as Mastodon as the headliners and I was like, you know, Griff and I We don't have time for openers. We're busy men. We're captains of industry. We're we're titans of the podcasting world I don't have time to waste on some fucking nobody bands. I want to see King who the fuck's that? Yeah, come to come back come back when you come up with a good song It's hard we don't get like a good rest day like we might get a rest eight hours But the rest of the time Murray's out working I'm work like it's hard to find that full day to just be like I'm dead to the world Right, so you know, we're like, hey, let's go some Griffin never seen massive. I've never seen I I've seen a couple times, but I didn't see him on the Leviathan tour because they're doing the I'm like I said they're doing the album this entirety Which is great. It's great. Oh my god, and so I'm like Yeah, we'll get there like eight cuz that way we can situate ourselves cuz it's it's that like an outdoor amphitheater The by the way, the weather was beautiful. Oh incredible 70 degrees Just like partly cloudy so the sun wasn't beating on you. You could have done shorts You could have done pants You could do whatever you want and that is the perfect weather right you can be comfortable and light jacket weather It's a perfect weather. Yeah, we just put on a light jacket It's that what we're gonna do. We're gonna break down our outfits Murray was weird of course is black jeans and dead shoes and Hatchers with the velcro is always true So we show up in it. We've never been in this place this kid rock country. I don't even dare go there I thought it was pine knob. You're like no Hill is a completely different venue. Yeah, so I was like what what we're going and then you're like There's the Jimmy Jimmy John Stadium and it's a baseball stadium. I'm like I've never heard about this Yeah, it is another world up there. Yeah. What's kid rock country? It is another world world. I don't want to live in yeah and So we get there today and like all right would be perfect because of the base whatever the band had quit So there was nothing going on on the stage. Yep We get we we're on the lawn because I'm cheap. I don't want to pay more than $25 for a show Yeah, this is what I wanted to pay to see a show. Yeah. Oh well. Yeah, so if we sit you ass off We're like near the center perfect view perfect view and then they had they had these big it's cool it's led screens up and they started playing a Clip from Gregory Peck is kept in ahab from the movie Moby Dick and I'm like wait It's a clock this I mean the show's gonna be over with by 11 because that's a real. It's not a club. It's a theater and like Well, I know Leviathan is a concept album about Moby Dick, right? So I'm like this is fucking messing on grip. What the fuck's going on here? So thankfully just in the nick of time microwave nick of microwave time we did it we got there they hit the stage Blues away. They had a fucking I mean, you know most of the bands Griffin I like they're not big enough to have a stage show Yeah, so the times we get that I enjoy I like seeing then they had a great stage show It was you know the themes obviously I see life aquatic stuff because it's like Moby Dick So we got like psychedelic like octopi and sharks and jellyfish and it looked really cool fire was fucking Oh, it's so cool, and they sound great live too. Yeah, it's killed it There's always that fine line between do they sound exactly like the album or do they actually sound like they're a live band playing right now and They hit the live band. They didn't sound like terrible like I don't know I maybe you know what I'm trying to say cuz sometimes a band I'll go see live sounds exactly like their album I'm like it's kind of weird to see a band live and they can't do anything else like they don't add a little to it They don't sound like they're in the moment. They sound like a robot playing going through the motion going through the motions So I didn't feel like they went through the motions, but all the fucking big. Oh, it's cool. It's awesome. So I mean obviously I mean Griffin I are the thinking man's head banger. So we were there for masted on. Yeah, we're literature concept albums art visual things going on The crowd clearly a lamb of God crowd. Yeah, now if you don't know lamb of God, and I don't even know that well Think Pantera think shapes odd ones. Yes. Yeah, oh Pantera who I like a couple of Pantera albums, but I The most moronic fan base of all time. Yeah, they're knuckle-dragging retards I I I don't want insult retarded people by saying very tarts, but that's how Low of opinion I have of these people and they're clearly a lamb of God crowd. We saw all the t-shirts. Yeah, and So they were they're polite to mass it on they didn't give him shit It worked out good for us too because it's a berm. So people sit down on and everything so what's that show? We had a clear shot. We were able to just watch our band have a good. There's one fucking dude I in front of me drove me knots. I was like grift. I bet that's the kind of guy you work with you're an IT guy Yeah, he was straight lace-looking dude who I'm sure he loves technical metal like he loves fucking shredding He loves tons of millions of notes, right and complex. He kept he was like taller than me Which I'm sorry. I'm not chipping Dale's height. We know this we all know this so he kept moving in front of me You know where I move I want to fucking strangle this fucking guy, right? Fortunately settle down eventually eventually, but yeah, so okay, so I'm like, hey We're here. We paid our money. Do you want to just see what this lamb of God things about? Yeah, you know me. I had a late night on Friday, so I was like oh yeah by the way. I had to listen to Griff So we stuck around for Lamb of God is what we were right? I was ready to leave is the only thing I was trying to say cuz I had a late night and you wanted to get into what? But yeah, I was like yeah, we can take off and you don't like lamb of God. No Griff come on. We spent money Let's hang out for a few songs and you know what you're you're in the right here. We paid it We should see the Lamb of God. I should feel you might you might Find out your Lamb of God fan, right, you know, we were both Navises to the lambing of the gods now. We thought everybody was just being very respectful to mast it on by you know Complating the the metaphors taking it in yeah, yeah the mighty hammer of Thor. Okay, this makes sense Thunder yeah No as soon as Lamb of God came out and the guy Murray said it best off Mike He uses fuck as a comma in his sentence structure. Yeah, so it comes out. There's my fucking mission gun zip code I don't remember fuck and then he's just the first song starts up and it is just Fuck this fuck that fuck this and I was like, oh my god. I see you fuck some shit up Detroit you know, I was 13 again, yes, I know that's the thing like I I Understand where the guy well, I don't want to know he's come from he's my age this fucking guy doing this 50 Screaming fuck this. I mean I Mean I need I don't I outgrew that yeah, you know, I don't have that angst in me anymore I'm 50 fucking years old for Christ's sake, but I understand there's people that are 16 for the rest of their life and that was the crowd we were in well Right in front of your technical nerd guy was the guy in his pizza onesie Okay, do you remember that guy? I just I don't know I was blinded by the guy with the white chanko cheese. I Was like what the fuck? Oh, man. Oh god. He had kid rock hair too. It's long stringy hair Little goat head like you said he had a pregnant. Yeah, I get why if you was oh, you don't know what they were What's up? Oh, yeah, I highly doubt they're married, but that's true, but yeah interesting shapes for her too and It was a lot of fuck this fuck that so we're on the lawn. All right. We're not in the pits We're nowhere near the stage and then I go to say something in the grip Obviously, it's loud after get close to his ear and he's like it shoved into me and these guys start a mosh pit and think It's the most calculated mosh pit too like mosh pit is supposed to be this. We're so angry We're gonna jump into each other and they're like sizing each other up bump each other very kindly you know, I've just Is there anything more homoerotic than a mosh pit and I thought we were in the deleted scene from cruising I mean it was like I mean it was too chilly for guys to take their shirts off But they want and you know they wanted to take their shirts off the one guy Do you remember pretzel man the guy who had like the shade on who was just walking in circles right by me? I would fucking like worry that one time. He was just gonna like sucker punch me or something You would yeah, he looked like he was just gone completely probably was and so At one moment during lamb and guy. I was like the third song. We stay for four. Maybe three or four Yeah, okay at one point I looked over his shirt was off He was turned towards the moon so away from the stage great moon last night by the way And he had a shirt off and he just had his arms out like he was accepting the lamb of God or something It was a very spiritual experience for him all that fucking fuck fuck the fuck all the all those fucks He gave him he was the one guy who gave a fuck and then there was those guys like hugging on each other Older older dude who were sharing joints with each other. They were fucking hugging They were I said Murray. This is Taylor Swift Him and his buddy were hugging each other grabbing each other hands on each other's like singing to each other This song is so fucking good Fuck the world and fuck everything in it You know right into each other's faces Just so it's like how do you think covid spread just like this just like this and I was like riff Let's get the fuck out of here and we left I think we beat the traffic just like old people are supposed to want to do Exactly right. We're part of the system that allows everybody to leave on time and properly because we we didn't wait We did our thing. This isn't for us. We stayed we lambed of God did yeah, and we're out of here Yeah, by the way, this is gonna be a long intro because this there's not a lot to this movie great movie But it's not a lot to this moment. We're gonna spend nine hours on this movie. Oh, okay. What griff? Again a segue speaking of sea life a la mastodon. You're just jumping right to it I got some throwaways. I could do real quick. I'm not drunk. Oh, there any sea life in L.A. Bounty Yeah, good point. I got another story a full story this week. Yeah So on my the on my internet a story popped up I don't know why this story popped up. Maybe it was all these dog fucking white women that are invading my life a guy He had to go to the hospital because he shoved a live eel up his ass and It began biting through his intestines to get out. Oh my god So first of all, I hope you I hope you died. I hope you get sepsis I hope you all the shit got in your system and you died a horrible death because you're a sick fucking person doing this But my question is with How poor with pussy are you that you're like that's an option for you? Well, how does that even thought hit into your mind where you're like, yeah, I want to put something Anything live up my ass what let's just take that a step back though because you said this guy's bored of pussy clearly pussy Or dick, I don't know. I'm not assuming eels up his ass, and you're like this guy's clearly bored with pussy Um, I think he's into something else as well. I don't know He's bored. We want a judge. He's bored with humans apparently and yes This is BCL and yes, this is completely fucked. Don't ever fucking fuck it. Well, here's the thing He put a lime up his ass first and it was that is that a nice treat for the eel? is it there's something in lives if there's something is out to lure them in is Is there is there some sedative in line lines that like a sedate them so you can do it like how does it how does it even work? How do you get that thing started is like do you need somebody to insert it for you? Was that just to like create like anal bees to create like the I don't know I don't know I'm asking questions people. I know somebody out there listening knows this world God, this is gonna be the longest opener ever, but yeah, I was just happy. I wish just happy That the animal got the last laugh by chewing open this guy's intestines you sick fuck I have no sympathy for this guy I thought I heard about this as part of like some kind of horror story or something where a guy was forced to swallow a snake and it ate its way out or something, but Fuck man. Yeah, there are pictures and shit. This wasn't like an urban legend story, right? This is the problem. They had a picture letter of the lime and the eel. I don't think the eel survived favorite Harry Nielsen song the lime in the eel because they're like this and then the eel crows up You put the lime in your wrestle and the eel crows You told me last two weeks ago. Whatever was Harry Nielsen is the most boring That's a Harry Nielsen song that Harry Nielsen from the same album. I play you cover song. He originally did that I think he's the original. I don't know that fact, but it is on that album No, I don't like it because he inspired that guy problem. It is a lime in the eel song Sorry, I want to give you some other bad news okay, or maybe good news for you You've been asking has any video game movie ever done well say for this new I said good I didn't say done well. Oh, okay. Good. So this new animated Mario movie apparently people like it We probably was Chris Pratt with Chris. I think it Chris better go Italian. Yeah, exactly. We all do oh Well, Captain Lou Albano was he Italian at least of course he's Italian. Of course. He is little bano I don't know Italian names We had another video game movie come out, and everyone Wolverine. That's a video game. No, it's called Borderlands. Oh Hearing how that's the worst movie ever made everyone shit Shitting on it. Yeah, everyone's trying to like wash their hands of it and say like I was on drugs When I made it yeah, I guess the director came out and said I don't give a shit if this is a video game I'm just gonna make a dumb movie and I guess he succeeded. I guess he succeeded because everybody fucking hates it. So you bought my theory holds true There's a good video game. Yeah, I just thought you there you hey hey There was a time when there was no such thing as a good comic book movie, and they figured it out eventually So they'll probably figure it out. They might they might I mean I feel like some people like the last of us show and that yeah That was a decent show. Yeah, so they're starting to kind of figure it out a little bit I mean, I'm not gonna watch the second season because I I hear yeah, there's a non-binary character So lesbian something I can't I can't do that I do want to mention before we talk a little bit about the movie We probably should only talk about a little bit because you even though that we only have a page and a half of notes It's gonna take us five hours cuz wings is in it. Well. Yeah, I do want to mention this director whose name is worth Keter Is that a normal name? No, it sounds like a totally made-up made-up name, right? Okay, so I know this guy very well with not even knowing it because he was a director for Shows for my childhood big bad beetle borg never Beetle borg big bad beetle borg are we gonna start with lime in the coconut now? Yes, we are actually The coconut and people are like what what yeah, you'll get it 15 minutes in you'll get it. Yeah What else do we got here power Rangers? I've heard of that He was a director for the power Rangers mighty morphin power ranged We all know that song the other show that I love his kid and these were all like the same live action power Rangers Just shows VR troopers. We are the oh Virtual reality troopers. They tell you right in the mail a song. He should be our stands for virtual reality But this guy also went on to do an erotic thriller. We might have to look into I like it Alysset behavior starring one of our I guess he's kind of like a favorite. We like him Robert Davy Yeah, so good. This guy's this guy's got some game going guys some jobs. Yeah worth. He's got some worth He's got some worth. That's why change his name to worth. He's worthy Well, he directed it, but who the person who came up with the story for this movie one thing we always talk about how Some people a bitch about getting typecast. They're like why can't I get a movie done? And then you get people like simple dining and Steve James. They're like I'm gonna make my own fucking movie Yeah, and that's what sibbleditch. She came up with this story. She didn't write the script She probably insulted on the script and uh, I Got I mean, I it's just this might be our first even 320 some episodes in is this our first female protagonist movie I mean technically some of those Cynthia Roth rocks are supposed to be her, but yeah, they're not really yeah I think the closest would be the Terminator movies, but even them had they have Arnold in it. Yeah, but still yeah I don't I mean it's not by design people. I've always wanted I've always said maybe maybe now that we have two Women yeah, we could do finally do the lethal ladies month that I've talked about for years But maybe we can alter maybe they we kind enough they could do two movies and we can alternate like each week That would be pretty cool because I'm always interested in getting the female perspective on these movies I don't want to just be too white guy. Yeah, obviously It's kind of difficult with the movies that are out there the arrow that we're working with not a lot of women Confronted to do be the star and so I'm glad civil went out and I really like I feel like she wanted the character to be Exactly how we got it represented. Yeah, I think she could have done a little bit more but at the same time I think I think those approaches kind of interesting. She comes off kind of cool and mysterious She's like she's clearly channeling Clint Eastwood's man with no name character Okay, I mean, it's my favorite trope the burnt-out loner. Yeah, and that's what she's going for I think she has a good job. I mean she has 30 which she says 31 words not 31 lines 31 words It's an entire 85 minute, but they're nothing. I love 85 minutes Yeah movie, but she doesn't need to speak when you have wings Houser if it was her like quipping and saying shit and one liners all the time Like I feel like those scales wouldn't have worked out. She doesn't quip once not once and I appreciate that civil Like one of her lines is beds over there Yeah, one's just talk talk once no so We told you last week we're gonna be stuck on this for a while. No We that was one of the show opener topics. What happened? Why did we fall out of love with we still love? We just forgot about them for a week or two cuz our week's been crazy. Yeah popular. Yeah, the summers are busy bounce back We bounce back. Yeah, um You know the it was one of the things about Furiosa - everyone was telling you. Oh my god They did such a good job Furiosa only says like 45 things simple Danny did it first. She said 32 things 31 things So people go watch it like I thought this I've always said the best thing the woman. Oh Jesus But anyway, yeah If you're trying to not allow me to make you the fat guy best thing about a woman is he does it I Want and also I've they said this was actually in one of the IMDB fact She's like two of this movie one being the 31 words the other one was this one of the rare times Recivil does not get nude. She doesn't even like give you a chance to notice or not She's not even like fighting in a bikini like you expect and you know And that's what I loved about civil Danny because I maybe it's because she's Austrian. She's European She has no problem with nudity. She like she was pissed off that the Lou Ferrigno Hercules movies didn't have nudity She's like I signed up. I thought it was gonna be blood and tits and then and he wants a kid's movie, right? Are you I just got the wind of this new this new Olympic sensation, which by the way? I thought the Olympics were all weak. No, they're always two weeks always two weeks. Okay, and so this pole vaulter from Canada twernt After she landed a jump and got a metal she ran off and stopped for a second and like twerked for a second Well, it turns out she has her own only fans good for her What where are we in this world where people are like a bodybuilder with the perfect fucking scalped at abs and like yeah Of course, they're obsessed with their body. They probably have a little body dysmorphia - yeah They want people to look at their but I'm glad you brought that up because I was gonna bring that up to about the Olympics I don't care, but my mom's obsessed with Olympics. The joy is it has it on I Feel I feel we're talking about society here It bums me out that so many I mean if they want to do it, it's fine But buzz me out so many the female athletes feel like they have to dull themselves up with makeup and all these shit Yeah, like you're an athlete. This isn't about your looks, but I understand at the same time It's the anacornicova effect where it's like hotness Is more important than ability, you know, like she was a mediocre tennis player Yeah, she had like heart like Danica Patrick mediocre race car driver, but she to this day is getting Products like you know commercials and shit, and there's people probably the best of the best and we're rising We don't even know about right and so I just they like it's like I mean I guess that they want to do it That's fine. It's it's you see like a runner with a giant fake eyelashes on and there's like made up Yeah, it's like that she's doing that out of her own personality though I mean I have no problem with that because I feel like if I feel like back in the day It wasn't like that. It was like we're athletes and now I feel like they maybe feel maybe some social media Maybe they feel pressured to do that. I don't think you have to I'm I'm watch I ain't watching Lemtix the masturbate. I'm watching to see people at the highest level do their thing. Yeah You don't want it dead or alive for this trailer for LA Bounty Sibber Dannin is Druger On Druger is the fan and maraca Feltzook I know I'm so comfortable and easy here I can and guess that's a man the filter and come from the problem of your I know why I can't machine it easy to finish this on me man who I'm next On the ripsions are from the entertainment come here to get on The contest eglene mister Finn Damn, that's it is a swab state for me. Yeah, the owner very Tetris picked for you And she heard a dish that nibble treatment as well as looking now oh Ruger the gypsy can and a sayin a the kinensch pass first it's I know for me in this galard on the analysis next for Zug me smitelles The skater on Drogon on corruption the game so vitamin burger mice the candid up and fear and some it's too mind-fruined to first ever sign fine last Ruger Sebo Danning as they are hanging on Los Angeles I know might be she can't machine it he can't ignore the Kent Zweta sounds enough niggas in Welcome back. We're living on a wingspan Wing in a prayer winging on a prayer. Oh, what was it birds of a feather wings together? I was trying to do a play on birds of a feather fly together birds. I know that's Okay, we're you're winging it definitely well I'm trying we were trying to come up with a good way to be like Buffalo wild wings We're Buffalo wild. Why is it he is sponsored for that either because he probably gets to wings like I'm not That chill shitty burgers, right, right? But we're wings plays. I don't care you if you're gonna sell burgers They gotta be good plus burgers compound some hamburger with some salt and some pepper fresh meat fresh meat This is this is pre Inflation there's 10 years ago. I'm gonna bring it up. Sorry. It's a sore spot in my life I went to Buffalo wild was the first time and last time 10 years ago And I was like I wanted a burger. I don't want wings. I'm that kind of guy. I go to outback steak house I'm like I'll have the chicken. I'll have to which I actually did do yeah I know you and so I'm like I wanted a burger and it was like it was like eight dollars This is like ten years ago. That's a lot of money for a fast food burger I didn't think it's was a fast food place. I thought this was like a higher off It's just some shitty ass fucking frozen patty that you get a McDonald's dry not an ounce of moisture in it And I was just like yeah, the fuck is this shit? It's what we do to please put some like a only on it somehow that jazzes it up You know why are people going to the restaurants that we have flooded the market with anymore? Get a normal burger. You can Want to just fucking rip you off. That's right anyway What were you saying right anyway? We didn't even get to the first line of the fucking movie yet because I got stuck up on my My wing is um for people who finally have been onboarded to flight 150 wings He is he's a genius and he's a genius in this. He's amazing He's clearly a master if I'm like us a master of improvisation. Oh, yeah, cuz there's no way these lines were written And you know one could come up with these lines, but wings-houser. I'm an awe of what he does with a line Glenn Powell Bringing it back to him. You could learn a thing or two from wings-houser. Who was that again? That was the hands See we already forgot He's the certainly attractive man who has no charisma. No energy in his face at all He's just a blank canvas of a attractive man. Yeah, that's the only thing he's got They wonder why no one goes to the movies anymore. That's what we got to see our Glen Powell's for two hours No, we want wings. I've already forget who again who's Glenn Powell twisters, man. Oh, yeah All right guys, we're in a limo Politician roads. Oh, yeah, he's running for a mayor of LA. He's being bankrolled by his lovely model rich wife Kelly They just got out of a fundraiser. The people love him. He's got a lipstick mark on his face. It's a broad kiss Don't that's right cuz he is the attractive young politician. He's also because this is big inspired Barack Obama He did Barack Hussein just remind people that was the name. Yeah guys. It is out there Barack Obama did say the N word. It's recorded. So just to let you know what kind of person he is He's just potty. Yeah, but did he ever fuck a couch? No, we did it. There you are as I know, but I did here He's in the eel play I'll bring that back around don't make me hateful Bob Murray I do want to point out that this is the year 89 So this is when law and order was a big thing and the best of the best because wasn't Not TV show law and order but law and order as a political movement Cuz I've never went away far that wasn't Clinton Wasn't that like the first time the Democrats really got into like oh, no, we're the party of law and order 89 George H Walker Bush was president. I understand that but it was nobody knew Bill Clinton right It was just a couple years later with Bill Clinton that super predators took off the whole idea Super predators. Yeah, we're against I was their thing super private They got Hillary odd because she called black men super predators. She did she just called criminals They flipped it into all of that. So our politician here is we well We don't know his affiliation, but he is the law and order political, you know movement Well, but he has the Hollywood connections thanks to his wife Kelly So he's get the best he's a he's a he's Gavin Newsom. He is Gavin Newsom good call you dines at the French laundry he hangs out with Hammerman like I what's your name Mario Super Mario? Yes, Super Mario the watermelon good watermelon Gallagher Gallagher died and 89. No not 89 Yeah, we're talking 89 here. Gallagher wasn't even relevant 89 79 maybe 89 if you're 89 you were seeing Gallagher and Branson. That's where fucking Gallagher's crowd was I Remember there was them take you back to young Tim. There was a came show. It's called make me laugh and the home of that No, you don't because it was on the 70s. Well, I've seen the the premise was a comedian I think J. Leno was on it too, but gal this how I discovered gal of course at five you think I was hilarious Yeah, yeah, yeah, but because he would come out like a wacky. I can't get a hat with hamsters in it So the whole premise was to make the contestant laugh they could not break They would win money. Yeah, and No, but nobody could not laugh at Gallagher. He was the best and he didn't even have the fucking the mallet Yeah, I couldn't use that best of the best Oh, they're celebrating they got this huge fundraiser. They made a billion dollars. They're gonna win It's the it's in the bag. They're gonna be running LA and again We're we're getting back in the limo. They're about to drive off This is Mike Rhodes and wife Kelly Rhodes, and you see that big smooch mark He think Kelly's gonna be like you can't let these women kiss on you and she wipes it off No, she's got her man, right, and she's just turned her on price. She probably wants to watch We always there's such thing as female cooking. I would just get a say We always talk about coffee cooking in the male perspective. No cookies as a two-way road Females can be cocked too. They could be into that any women are in cucking out there. Let me know I'm this curious. I don't just curious. We're just trying to gather facts here. That's all we're scientists So they're driving home, and they're likely making out and the driver is really into it. He's fucking this is no John Dehart Limo driver because that's what John Dehart I think they were trying there was a move. This was the movie that made your Mom's man Kevin Kostner a superstar. It was call. What was it call the limo driver? No bodyguard. No This was the first big movie. I forget what it's called But there was a scene in the movie where he makes love to a woman in the back of a limo Oh, I think they were trying to play it because it came out like a year or two before this movie came out I think they were trying to play on that oh forget what the movie was called But that was the movie that was the breakout role because I think they came out first and then Bull Durham came out Right, that's the sexiest thing you could do in the whole world to a house in a life in the 80s Yeah, I'm sure I'm sure the limo driver like having to clean up the mess in the bag I'm sure they did. That's why they get the big bucks Get like minimum minimum next Windex on the seats you get you you that's why they always leather seats and limos because people kind of like fucking in them Yeah, you gotta have some kind of fabric where it just wicks right off. He just whoop Yeah, Jesus so but he's enjoying himself He might be jerking off and then Mike notices and he's like Put up the privacy fucking thing and it little does he know it's a two-way mirrors. He's still watching. He's recording himself The only fans right now live stream of himself jerking off to the pop political hope that's gotta be a fetish for somebody Watching somebody jerking off to somebody fucking yeah, I'm jerking off to someone jerking off to someone fucking there are so many Only variations guys we we notice we notice there are so many only fans categories that pop up after our episodes Because we label these things and then we make them exist and this is another one of them I'm not taking the blame or the credit for ealing. All right. Don't do that Disgusting leave the animals alone. All right, so our lovely couple. They arrive back at home They don't eat they're so down to fuck they barely even remember to shut the front door They didn't buy the locking it even though he's the guy of law in order. He knows I don't have to lock my door on this you know if you will you've have a police force that you don't need to lock your door That's a little point that as well. Yeah, that's all right So they go straight to the bedroom They're about to commence to fucking that's right and then but big gang of ski masks wearing goons Jumping and open fire just scaring the shit out of them right and they're pistol whipping the fuck they win they're back with us Kelly goes running off into a closet She was wearing her lungs right the wrong way become baklovos Balakaville law. I don't know the ski mask. It's like when I was a kid a stocking cap, and I don't want to say beanie I don't see beanie Guys what happened or a language? I don't know if we're still getting in like a new listeners or anything But this is typically how the star of an episode would go and then we'll tire ourselves out and it'll be more straight to the top No wings is gonna fucking energize We didn't give me wings. He's got a kid. He's my red He already did this bit In the opening call the callback No Cali hiding in the closet and thankfully just as a guy's about to open a door and just blast her face off and tits Ruger arrives that's simple nanny's character Ruger just Ruger and She says nothing. I mean she must have consulted dusty roads for this outfit tucked She's got he old cowboy boots that she talks or do that is the ultimate footwear of a rubble. Yeah, it's cowboy boots She's got a blue turtleneck sweater Talked into mom jeans That that was the thing I didn't like yeah the mom jeans the high-waisted mom I know that's kind of making a comeback or is it already gone because I know it's still in Don't all right mom jeans will never be sexy Don't do it ladies and they were baggy on top of it Usually we're used to sibba wearing to skip any clothes skin tight clothes. See this is what I liked about it was She was going against character. Exactly. She's stepping out of herself Yeah, and you know doing something different. She's like yeah, it's like she's like I'm gonna desexualize myself I'm a killing machine now. I'm gonna be like the man character And so I respect that when when we are saying sibba dannings in this movie with wings I'm expecting sibba to be normal sibba shower scene at least three shower scenes, right? No, we don't and I love that. I love that like Against type I yeah, that's what if you don't know sibba's background I think you would think like what what the fuck is this character? Yeah? She's I mean she started out her first of all in her real name sibba little Danninger is there a real man Danninger? Yeah started out making softcore porn comedies in Europe So she that's why she was comfortable getting her tits out and then she came to America She I think her first movie was battle be on the stars. We did it. That was the first time I ever saw her first time I followed five-year-old ten follow funny about girls. Yeah, but uh and then yeah, she got kind of into the Sedaris world if you will she what she was in Miami Express. Oh We did that too check that out And then you know, she got typecast. I think that's why like you were saying she's like all right. I get it I'm fuckable, but I want to be more so she came up with this story LA bounty People probably recognize this they're doing like a bit on air and Andy Warhol or whatever But Danny DeVito for an episode of always sunny had the white wig with the bangs cut out that's sibba dannings hair in this frizzed out That's another thing about sibba dannings Conditioner several she all her hair was always frizzy. Oh, so this was not new. No, it's always like that I don't know why I don't like that. Hey, I need some condition We were just talking in the top half about our beautiful woman, but I don't like all of our Olympian women who just were doing Their own thing sibba's doing her own thing Murray you like she did cuz that was her look. Yeah, maybe if you get to know That was just one thing I didn't I'm just saying. Yeah, beautiful woman. That's just one thing. Yeah, I need little condition All right, anyway, we gotta be she goes she goes Come with me if you want to live and She takes Kelly and escapes with Kelly That's right. Mike. Of course gets abducted and we're cutting over to Gothic imports or should I say Gotham Importers because we talked about it a couple weeks ago. What is the greatest joker? Consensus was Cesar Romero from the 1960s Batman show, however, and I think Everyone at one point has played the Joker at this time. Isn't it? Everyone's played Jack Nicholson son of Why the holy flock has wings Hauser not been cast because he was up stage whoever played Batman He is the Joker the Joker you want your sexless son to look up to to get him laid He has rules to his world. He exists. He giggles. He's a creature of chaos He is a clown prince of crime. He's so good He's so good and there's so many scenes to get into with him in it where it's just like this is wings wings is bringing this Yes, anybody else who steps in there this movie goes down like five points. So he's playing the character of Tim Kavanagh point that out and This guy wasn't Brett Kavanagh. No, cuz he's cool. Yeah, I am Tim But he's an agent of chaos. There's no boofing going. There's definitely no boofing going out with him and He he brings subtlety to the scary. He brings a little flair to the character. It's not just the wings We know and love he's like I'm playing a villain. How do I? amp it up a little ah Gangly ear cuff thing that we are piercing ear cuffs. Did you notice it switches ears - I did not notice it Maybe you know there was some story behind that the wing only wings knows the reason our big get He goes both ways that we're saying maybe maybe well we talked about that last night Where do we say 75% male population is actually bisexual given the opportunity given the opportunity? Yeah But yeah, that it could be a both ways things. Oh, you got to the ear cuff go on with this what? You that's not that's not all and he teases you with it You don't see it all you know you have to look for it. It's that for one scene where you flourish mates it. Yeah obvious bleach blonde braided Rat tail the rest of his hair is dark like normal wings hair, but he bleached blonde tipped his rent. Oh, oh Oh When Murray told me about the cuff. I was like, okay cool I'll look for that and then I'm like stick I couldn't not look at the fucking rat tail I was like Murray what? Why are you worried about his ear cuff when he's got a fucking braided rat tail, but first we're still on topic of the movie everybody We're not going off topic this fucking warehouse he lives in because Gotham imports got thick imports Is a barbed wire gated warehouse in the middle of LA somewhere? Yeah, and It doesn't look like the beekeepers fucking barn. It's not Costless it is shit on shit on shit. There's crates everywhere. There's fucking there's dramatic backlighting The fog machine Honestly fog moving in there's road and screwing around he's got like army, you know It looks like Joker's lair on the 60s Batman show you got military netting that they used to like camouflage stuff in the middle of like a desert Or whatever he's got like 10 set up like that But he's also got the umwars with the velvet on wars that he's got a model laid out That's all his mall. Yeah, like like the classic Joker head Season of American Joker got laid. Did he you always had a fucking hot bitch with him every Batman 60s villain had a hot mall With him mo LL mo LL hominem's fun. Yeah, right so he's got his mall laid out like I said on that I'm wait a Mars no more is a drawer. It's like Chase lounge is it is that I feel like there's a different name for this object I'm trying to think of like fainting chairs or something like that's like dead chair Does yeah, that's like an old 1800s like name. Yeah, cuz it's like it's got no size It's like a couch without a back or sides. It's it doesn't have size But it had like a back did it. I'm pretty sure it had back, but these are the details these are So anyways on top of that no one cares about this naked woman well She does have some fabric Covering certainly yeah, it's like a Greek goddess kind of look right and our man wings is painting away Because of course he's an artist. He's not just a fucking criminal right and they they can't just talk about anything They got to talk about hi, you know when you're on the dating sites This is what the blazer was talking about like I don't like small talk. I like talking about deep things like God and what it what are we here for God's amusement and Murray if There's anybody out there who has not just accepted wings into their life based on our fucking endless Compliments for them. Let's let them hear a little bit of why we are just in all of this man Think I'm bored. How many people? If you and you everything that was gonna happen wouldn't you be bored - I mean, where's the buzz in that? Wouldn't bore me. I make a fortune at the track Well, God does not need a fortune what God needs is a little entertainment. I mean, that's what we're here for you understand It's Fred fucking his stare time. It's that's entertainment What do you mean? What do I mean? What do I mean? I mean? I mean I mean that God fixed it So he never knows what we're gonna do and our whole jobs plays little games to keep him amused We turn him on he turns us on I saw this turn on it symbiotic You think God wants to spend eternity with a hundred and forty four thousand chosen few who are all good people? No, he wants to be with thieves artists killers painters That's why it's important. We use our imaginations You have some funny ideas Don't you And look at yourself you say your naked God, I mean, I guess we are just His playthings he wants to watch us be idiots, but at the same time. We're playing with God Yeah, it's mutual masturbation if you will it's all amusement for him. He's jerking it all the time to us and then May I have Kevin I hear something and goes big on woman. Yeah nicely. Yeah, just you know Get out of here. He's got his dirty damp cover, and he's all he's make sure that pain is always covered He's no one can see it until it's done Yeah, if you're an ASMR - like you get you get the zoom ins on him painting and He does abstracts everybody At least it appears that way. We do see the painting later. It is completely different. Yeah, but yeah so our goons arrive with Mike and Kevin he of course. He's the ringleader, and he's my boys. You're back Did you bring me and like we brought you fucking roads? Mike Rhodes gets out Mike Rhodes It's still knocked out wings is carrying around a little high ball of fucking whiskey tosses it on Mike's face Grasping by the cheeks. Oh look at you. We're gonna have so much fun. You're just gonna come in You're just gonna relax that a little while you you like smoking. We'll put you in the non-smoking section How do you are you a little peckish a little hungry big you had a big event tonight you almost fucked your wife? boys I'm like I'm not for the man Then his main goon Michaels comes up and he's like boss his wife saws we tried to kill her but Fucking this hot this killer female terminator step too far. He's just like some you know he notices he's bleeding from his nose Was this Michaels? Yeah, I thought his name was Jack. It was Jack and IMDB. It was Michaels. There was no Jack I never heard him called Jack. I never heard him called anything, but in IMDB. It was Michaels. Okay, so Michaels He's got he's got a little bloody nose. He's like oh baby boy. What's going on with their nose? Why are you bleeding from your nose? What is going on here? Did she see your face? Did you take your mask off your baklava? No, sir. I'm pretty sure she did it You sure about that and then he does like the little slugger fucking Joker he always keeps you on edge like and he's like and he's like I trust you. Yeah, all right next morning Ruger She's inconspicuously in her beat dish. I like that she had a beat up shit truck too Why am I like where the fuck are you she's in the middle of the woods a little while later? We get to see she's next to a cemetery, but is it a cemetery? It's like an old Hollywood set I thought she was She's outside Kelly's place. She's on the street. Oh here. Yeah. Yeah, okay I went a little so she's got her little Cojax cigar. She's smoking. Yeah, she's just I guess that is very Eastwood Staking out. Yeah, it's very much a man with no name. It's staking out Kelly's place cops are there We this is where we mean I swear and I wrote into my notes I swear he said his name was Lieutenant Rosario, but it's what it says it does say Chandler in the IMDB things I went with it, but I was like maybe it was Rosario Chandler was his name I don't know, but it's very older distinguished cop with his young partner Perry They show up and they're like excuse me madam. He sounds like fucking Ricardo Montemann He's like did you get a look at this man? We could you get a sketch? We need to know is there any connections? So your husband have anybody that would want to come. Yeah, can't get nappy It might not be the best idea to take you into headquarters. They might be watching Why don't we take you down tomorrow Sunday? Your husband's political Headquarters will be empty. We'll bring the police there. We'll do a sketch. We'll go through all his files We will see if there's anything incriminating meanwhile Kamino's getting a shipment of coffee Ko-fi-fi Opens it up. I have some sweet. There's some sweetener in there, baby You you would think that it would be like mostly coffee two three layers of coffee then cocaine No, there is one bag of coffee being straight over and you can see clears day You can see there's cocaine right underneath. Well, you need that bugger sugar with your coffee. All right and His is one of his goons Martin the black goon. Yeah, they're with I don't know what their connections name was He was a Goomba, you know, he was a big Italian dude wearing a loud shirt with noxious glasses Was that Jimmy that was Jimmy? Yeah, he had the giant fucking gold coke now I didn't notice that you you got to watch I see it again because he might as well just like attach it on like a pool stick You know put it and he dips it in there and he Savers the fuck out of it. He's like Jimmy played by Robert quarry who I he's been in some movies We've done. I can't remember right now. What's famous is Count Yorka vamp of the vampire You you were saying that simple Danny did like soft or comedy porn. Yeah He's watching that movie later in I and anyone knows what that movie is when we get to I want to know I want to see them. I want to know what that was because that was bizarre. No, I want to watch you look hot But so yes, so again like Jimmy is like his kind of I think the go-between He is he like we're working with the pyramid scheme here Jimmy is the step below Kavanaugh is what we're gonna learn and I'm gonna reveal this to you And then there's two other guys beneath them that you know are not important at all not important at all are only there for simple Danny to connect eyes But like you were saying we're sitting at this table. We're measuring it out of the coke They're putting all the numbers together and then Martin steps in whoa You owe me a kilo Well, of course. I owe you a kilo baby boy here. Take it and think I would rip you off. Yeah, he's just like mine Why would I ever do anything to harm you don't you know don't you know don't have I ever done anything to tell me now please fill out this form consent and He's just like Martin keep my keep your phone nearby because I might have some more work for you later And he just gives him the smile the joker smile And Jimmy looks Jimmy's just like you still have that fucking charm and he's like well Jimmy business never changes Cut back to a run down trailer out in the woods. This is what I was talking about This is Ruger's hangout. Yep. She's got the gun together fuck anymore. Her life is we don't know what? Caused her to get this way right very Martin Riggs ass. She's got the trailer. It's not on a beach. It's just in the middle of the woods baby blue You know what it was get toven beginning it get toven bit trailer in the middle of woods. There you go baby blue Sunblasted RV looking like shit She's got the spray painted camouflage truck. She drives around that looks just like fucking bear and falling apart Beautiful this she got she gets it. I don't know if Sible decided on this but of course she did she nailed it sipping on a Miller High life. She's a champion of beers right and she's just She's focused. She is focused on We're thinking at this time finding Mike Rhodes. We don't know that there's an ulterior mode of yeah She's got she pulls out these FBI wanted posters and we see Timothy Kavanagh Beautiful mugshot of wings house there and we're like oh there's something personal between these two What is it? Well, we're gonna get to a right now So she pulls out a fucking headshot of this guy's police photo and then we go into a flashback We know it's flashback cuz it was in a black and white. Yeah, it was like it was in some kind of filter We see a man a cop Tied to a chair Being tortured by Kavanagh. Jimmy's like take care of him. We got to get out of here, man Yeah, he's like the other guy was like you gotta start doing this fast. Oh, baby boy No, you just lost your turn in the fun get get on out of here Well, just do it quickly. You know which one is fucking wings. You know the other one Yeah, and so he's like you gotta have fun with him So it goes over and he shoots the cop in the kneecap right we go to walk away like he's gonna leave the cop Alive and then he turns around shoot some of the kneecap and then shoots cuz I'm two on the chest and then he goes And they just do like a rooger by the way not here having a flashback about something she didn't see Yeah But that we put it together That's her partner because we learned that she was a cop at one time. She's the bounty hunter now Yeah, they're working up to now. We got to go back to some fun So we're going over to calf's place cap and always place where he's got just TV set up everywhere This is a ninja turtle layer if you're if you're my age. This is the ninja turtle layer. It's just shit on shit on shit It's beautiful. It is so beautiful. I love it so much. I could just stare at the still of this for five hours and he's watching the news and It's being reported that Kelly Rose was brought in and gave an accurate sketch of Michael's so he goes Michael's like hey, baby boy You're gonna have to take care of this you're gonna have to do what you should have done that night sir She's gonna have like a thousand guards now. They know we're after her Kill her Sorry because he knows it whatever fucking they're gonna do ain't nowhere near as bad as a cabin I'll do it to him right so as we know Ruger likes to hang out outside of Kelly's place Kelly Rhodes And there's like millions of cops. He don't notice her at all. I'm just gonna say in the camouflage truck the woman's a predator technology Well, it's camouflage that I did say it myself. Yeah, it did blend in But you think they bleached blonde hair or what would you call that blonde hair? Not good. It's just it's like this dry. It's very macho man. Ask it is very macho man. Yeah Sorry macho man. I love you So yeah, she's watching waiting for something to happen and it's just so up as that Kelly's gonna be driven Somewhere. I don't know where But it doesn't matter cuz by Chandler's partner Perry. Correct So they're driving she follows and they pull into a parking garage Yeah, and not more people are tracking Kelly as she's being driven somewhere cuz we know somehow they lose Ruger like she gets like they don't even know that Ruger's following them yet They lose her well because Michael's picks up after right Ruger is following further enough behind where Michael's is able to swoop in Behind her cuz she's doing a good job of being inconspicuous here Unlike when she's waiting outside the house with binoculars inconspicuous in a giant camouflage Exactly exactly. How do you do this? We don't know? Anyways, they're driving. They're just gonna start pulling into an underground parking structure You know, it's one that goes up a story or two above ground, but they're going underground So you know what that means you're cornered. Well, what no that means you need to go up to escape Eventually we've learned that they don't learn that they don't know they're in your being chased Go up go to high ground. Yes. It's just like with the fire if you're on it in a tree the time fire go higher Exactly. So they are going down into the parking structure When a car Michael storms in behinds them and just starts firing at them Well, Michael's doesn't fire at them a familiar face starts firing at them by the way His name when you hear his name and you see his look one thing is now like the other his character's name is willess Yeah, does it make sense? Because it is the man of a million ethnicities. That's right our favorite guy And this one is Sholo style. Yep, Brans Kong Richmond. That's right. Lay it out. What is he looking like Griff Murray to talk about Branscomb He's straight out of the casting of Angel Town by the way. Yeah, he did have an oozy He's got that red headband pulled over his head bandana rather pulled down. So it's just great Suicidal tendencies blaring in the car. No, man. This is good shit He has got the Maroon hands on I don't know what fabric they were we don't get that close up a look Then he's got like a new she was a bluer. There we go. It's got like a she long sleeve shirt was not a jean jacket. It was like a jean shirt. I thought he's wearing her but you know, nope Sorry friend and then for some reason he had like this red wrist big with a hassles on it Really, it's brands cars cars the ball and we know We go rise rise and he exists. This is what we're taught about about modern modern makers these people and they look look You need stands now I would worry that it looks really good. I'm like I'm like, you know, you don't remember remember he's be every Everybody who's already silly is a walk by the way for the whales bill is billin's billings the ones to walk your hero hero Don't sound like you're like sad sad as fuck. Yeah, yeah guys guys like us good different different. Yeah, remember the fuckers characters I don't want my hero to be built silly. I don't I don't know. We can't do this. We can't we can't we can't do this France France code. Fuck amazing, but what I'm like done like that Turkish shooter who doesn't close, you know, you know He shoots a bull his eyes Well, he's got some training. Oh, it's all I'm gonna say. He's not he's not hitting all the shots He shoots a parry though. He does shoot parry though. So the car like Control right Kelly in it, but our hero Rooker finally shows off so Willis my brand's comb gets out Goes to open fire and it gets killed what a waste Your brains called Richmond people And you just kill him off. He didn't even get sick He says nothing yep, and do you see the face you mean he made a perfect death face He is Incredible. I don't know what's going on where we don't have anybody capable of doing we're trying We're trying a little bit better than we've ever done to catch up with some more modern stuff No one's fucking filling this void. This boy is huge and it's why action movies look like shit nowadays But people don't go to the movie theaters. It is that is exactly so I think Michael's grabs Kelly right throws her in the car Yes, he uh, no, he does not get her Rooker saves her Okay, I'm gonna chase all right and then one goon out it comes out of nowhere and jumps in the back of Rooker's truck Right as she's driving off. So now we've got like this weird cat and mouse going up right there you go you're going to go up and We conclude it with getting to the top Ruger slams on the brakes and throws, but what happens to Michael's he gets away somehow Michael's well she goes up with the gun put it in Michael's face and goes war wears capitol Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. Well, we do get a nice scene a real person Jumping off the side of a of a pecking garage Yeah, and they slowed it down and they cut all the audio and so you just had like wind noises They're good. That's a good eight second filler. I loved it. She tells Michael's No, she doesn't say where is he actually like if you want Kelly you tell Kevin how to call me at 6 a.m It's I don't remember what place right it doesn't matter cut to Mayor burrows there got to be some Angry black men yelling at our cop heroes. Yeah, there's got to be pressures on the police force everybody to go out there and find cuz Roads Mike Rhodes who we've been talking about He's just running for the position. This is the guy he's running and he and but Roads is a shoe in he's gonna win it by a landslide. Uh, excuse me. His numbers were terrible They were terrible until He got kidnapped and that's what burrows is saying. But burrows is not doing this thing He well, I guess he is kind of doing the thing But he's like we got to save this guy He is my opponent and I don't want people saying that I'm not trying to you know find my opponent people are saying I Had something to do with exactly and Chad is like I will do what I can sir So Michael's returns back to Kavanaugh Painting away max his girl. Mall is lying out in the nude I thought she was supposed to be doing the same pose and the same so he could do the live portrait But she's always in a different outfit, but she's smiling. She's always laughing. He is his muse. Oh So she's just inspiring bright images in his head. He's probably not even taining her and He's he's here somebody coming into his warehouse cuz oh one of the other things we didn't talk about He has a whole remote system and they keep showing it and he's able to control most of the warehouse with the remote Yeah, and so he's all opening doors, but he also it's like it's like Call back to Batman like a fun house. Yes But he's also so attuned because he lives in the warehouse that he operates out of where he hears every door and Everything open so we hear somebody come in max, okay You're gonna have to get some clothes on and get out of here. What about the painting? Can I see the painting yet? No, you can't ever Maybe not till it's done So Michael's returns, and he's like Rooker Rooker It's her. She's behind it. How does she get so close to me and he thinks and he thinks some more Rand well Rand operates out of Florida Apparently that was the last run in the head was in Florida. Maybe Miami What were you saying about Miami recently? It's where all the shit kickers live. That's right this bit brickly That's right. He was in the shit kick shit kick a cowboy, Miami He's just like it was fucking Rand. It's the only connection Only person I know who's also in Florida was my guy Rand. All right, so he's telling cabinet I'll just get the fuck out of here And he starts going through some more wings. God if God is fucking with me right now What now what would God want me to what would Jesus do? What would God do? What would wings do? And so well, hey, all right. Give me a bullet while he's contemplating his next move We're going back over to Ruger's trailer in the middle of the woods She has where she's hiding Kelly and Kelly. She's a rich bitch She's a rich girl, so she is disgusted by the filth that Ruger lives in she's got a Box of used pizza just sitting out scissors next to it by the way, we should have done a countdown I think there's been eight words said by civil so far. Oh, we really should have because she sits down And she's not saying anything. We're just like points shitter and then just goes like reading or newspaper Yeah, she only the only thing she reads is wanted posters She is doing a woman on a mission. Yeah, and she's doing the Clint Eastwood cowboy thing She just wanted wanted wanted who do we print out wanted posters anymore? I'm sure they do I gotta go to a post office and that where they're supposed to be this where they're supposed to be I go to the post office I don't see him cuz my mail man likes to refuse to bring stuff to me your house is too far I Know they my mailbox is at the off the street everybody for everybody My mailbox is on the street and she made me get a bigger mailbox because I got I got two vinyl records in the mail She's like you got to stop doing this to me dog. She literally said that to me Horrible what happened to our country? So Kelly is like you know the little you know play up everything's gross. She's picking up like banana peel She's like use tampon like c'mon. Okay. Well. She is a woman. That would That's correct I'm just saying we wouldn't see that in our normal heroes the the right thing house the modern right when we have you think Differently about simple Danny because she's not showing enough tits off, but then they would complain that she's showing off too much Well, they don't like you she doesn't have any kids. Oh that too. She doesn't have a cat though Her whitewoody other thing I noticed she doesn't have a couch. So JD bands is out - he's like what's wrong with this bitch So grossed out what what do you expect me to stay here with you? Beds over there. Just even knew that she was bad Caveman. No, uh, this is the one thing and I get where Mike Mike agreed with us on so much of this movie But he's like I wanted more on a sibble and I don't know I could I could see there's some room for maybe more. Also. I like it. She wants us to want more. Yeah, that's what it is I we never got I never got to talk to Mike about this movie yet. I'm so excited to talk to about it cuz It's a fucking great movies speaking of great movies and great scenes this next scene Kavanaugh He's feeling the heat because he knows Ruger is out to kill him. So what does he do? He's got to go to his happy place back to his art. That's all right But he's being he can tell he's agitated. How do we know it chewing on that rat tail? He's a corner of the cob Glenn Powell learn from a fucking master. Do you do you think tornadoes? Twisters with a Z Was that's a that's a drink from the 90s would have been better if Glenn Powell had had a braided rat tail I think and it was blowing constantly from the wind. Yeah. No, I honestly it might have helped like he could tell that like a real bad Twister was coming by his rat bio Okay, there could have been a lot more but no that he's just a fucking stiff He's a piece of cardboard. He is a cardboard cut out of a handsome gentleman So normally what you said this is his happy place his art, but he could tell his agitate and he stops That's it for today, right? Why not? just Disappear So she covers up and again. She's like Can I see a little bit of it? No, no, no, just Disappear looks seasons peripheral vision his security camera and sees his goons are back and he's Waiting to hear they killed Ruger. That's right. He's spit cleaning his brushes. He's not doing any of the fucking Bob Ross Slapping in on the fucking pole get beat the devil out of it. No, he's spit cleaning it There's no happy accidents happening in this scene. Yeah, everything is a tragedy planned by God in Kavanaugh's world right God's tickling his taint right now, right? He's not putting a kneel up that No, no eels. No lines for fuck's sake so He then he notices. Oh, it's the goon. I call for Rand, right? I is this a part where he spooks him up. I don't remember We again, we're gonna do wings and injustice here because you can't remember all the wingisms in a single movie No, that's why you need to watch this. That's why you need to go watch a smoothie We're gonna do our best here But there is he's just like constantly spooking his guys out because they're coming into this drug Cartel like massive thing and wings is popping out of craze boo Joker style and so he's a he spooks. I think he spooks this shit out of Rand here Rand is yeah, he scared shitless because they dragged him into the warehouse You know, it's gonna happen and Rand looks perfect for the part He's not wearing a perfectly fitted suit fucking Ray Bands with a bald sparkly head. He's got gnarly fading whoa hair Remember he's gnarly because this is a guy. We know this is it. This is Frank double day AKA Romero the guy the fit and feminine guy with a giant fucking high-top fade from escape from New York No shit. Yes amazing. So he's got like a blazer or something. He's not wearing cabbies hat. No He's good. Oh, that's that guy. Yeah. Oh, I he was wearing makeup and shit. Yeah, okay But he's wearing like a blazer or whatever, but he rolled up the sleighs Murray's favorite It's the 80s. Yeah, and so he comes it. He's nervous as fuck and he's killing it Love it and of course. He says wings throws an arm over Hey, how's your dad do it? Is he still in the business? Why don't you come have a drink? Let me pour you one do you like brandy I Could go I could go for a brandy. Well here it is Smashes the fucking decanter on the head. Yeah, he starts sipping away and they're talking like old times And as he's talking he's you know, Rand is like giggling into the drink like cuz he was nervous But he's realizing like oh no I can be comfortable and as he's giggling into his drink Smashed over the head puts him in a chair ties in a chair pulls out This is we learn this is another thing Kavanaugh does he likes to film his subjects Yeah, so he puts a camera on he saw he saw a few of those early Dino velvet films and he was just like I like this man style He probably was starting a couple. Yeah, he I wouldn't be surprised if he was like co-producer a decade producer on a few of the earlys you know and Eventually, Rand gives it off that Ruger got his location out of him. He's like she was gonna kill me I had to give it up and Then goes oh, she gonna kill you goes off one opens one of his crates pulls out two fucking guns It's like let me tell you something one of these guns has bullets in it. The other doesn't I'm gonna let you decide which one I'm gonna shoot at you You're not even gonna get into the line about killing in cold blood. We got our only back story we get on Apparently she wants to get into that she wants to yeah, we do learn that cuz yeah He's like why didn't she let me live? I mean if it was such a thing, why did she let me live and this is what Kevin all because they have such a history We learn about roads through Kavanaugh which Stevens ago has always taught us what you do Your villain well actually who does that better? It's not Steven Segal cuz all the cops tell us how good Steven Segal is But usually that's what your villain does is tell you how cool the hero is That's what we're getting here Murray, please. Well, we learned that she does not like killing in cold blood Now I need your sorrow Tell me you're sorry Are you sorry? There don't you just feel better. It's like going to church This is where he pulls out his two guns and he gives him the option. He's like right or left When with the bullet do you want one of these is empty one of these is full right or left And he's just like putting them up to his head right left left right He's like left you screams out and he's like I wouldn't do that to you. He walks away How about the right boom boom boom on load so the guy you picked the left he picked the right one Yeah, the left one that joke her mother fucker that's something the Joker would do and then wings Looks up to the heavens and starts murmuring to God about what did you make me do? Is this where Miro got his whole stick from about having a feud with God? Yes Sorry everybody. That's a horrible a w reference. All right Ruger is in the middle of nowhere. I still I Don't know where she's at because it's like is it near her trailer because Kelly fucking shows up like later in the scene At musta bad. I couldn't I was getting confused by what was going on these locations This is the hard part about like modern movies. We have the matter media We have the problem if you're shooting a anything in today everyone just has a phone a computer everything in their pocket, but you needed a phone for You know simple to do our work. So it's just like oh, yeah now. There's a pay phone here Just like later in this movie Chandler finds a pay phone outside of and it was just we're in the middle of nowhere And there's just like a pay phone there now. Well, there would be not even power lines or anything. Just a pay phone Well, there's there is a power line. It's right next to a wall So she gets it's the call that that she told I am and Can't we hear the cavern on greaser terms and he's but he's like this is where we're gonna meet So Ruger goes back to the trailer talking to Kelly hands her cheeseburger covered Covered and catch-up Kelly's wearing all white. She's like I said extra catch-up on the inside What is this called a cop special? She's like you're a bounty hunter You know, I mean you're so cuz she's like she's literally just hands through that catch-up covered cheeseburger Did you even say cheeseburger? Yeah, just hands it and it's breakfast time, right? Oh, she said she was cheeseburger and she's like wow you're real because she's being the strong silent type You're real macho, or should I say? She really hits that accent. It was good. I liked it, but hey, and then fucking Sibil just kind of rolled your eyes Whatever don't eat. I don't give a shit. We're cutting over that meetup And this is why I got confused as fuck. It was like a weird old West set And that's why I was saying yeah cuz they want buildings It was literally just the fronts of like an old West town with no no like everything It's so they like we see the goons arrive and they're at like the graveyard of this old West town Yeah, but then we're also it's like Kelly's here Why's Kelly here? Yeah, I was thinking she was still in the as like is a trailer right next to this And that's why I was saying that at the beginning of the episode I was like wait is her trailer or is her RV parked outside in his old West Hollywood? I mean technically she could have hauled the RV with a cut up. Yeah So Michaels gets their first and he places all his goons everywhere here over here over here The Ruger steps I heard we forgot to mention her weapon of choice is the pump shotgun. Yeah. Yeah, so pump it Yeah, and we're uh Michael's is walking down the streets again I understand like like exactly that's why we need the old West Seeing exactly because we're we're channeling the man with no name I wonder if Mike's gonna think differently about civil Danning's character after he hears this So anyways, yeah, we're walking and then we finally have her step out from a doorway and she's greeting him Where where's Kavanaugh? Kavanaugh's not gonna meet you here. Are you kidding me? Where's the broad give us the broad and They just have a standoff for a few seconds And that's when Sybil starts noticing out of her periphery that there's goons and she turns to you know Like her six o'clock. Well, not six o'clock. Whoa, that'd be like three o'clock Let's say and shoots up and now we got to shoot out Right and it's just a shoot out. She kills all the goons up blows them away. They get you know flying back six feet from the shotgun blast And then there's all this left is Michaels and he like the bitch that he is he just jumps in his car and leaves And at this and while this is going on kelly wherever she is decide she's bailing, right And so like I thought she was still back at the trailer. I don't know where the fuck she was right So after we see that Michaels flees the battle with none of his goons. They all got killed off Ruger goes to check on kelly. She's just gone All right, we're going back to Kavanaugh and you know what he's doing, Murray He's painting he's painting his muse max She of course still wants to see it. Well, yes, we all do This is like her fifth sitting. This is how you build up anticipation though Like we've seen a few of his uh, you know strokes and all that brush strokes people Gross get your brain out of the gutters And uh, yeah, but no, no, no one gets here mic returns. This is where we get a jump scare Oh, yeah, this is because he's tear he's fucked up for the second time getting rid of Ruger And then uh, so he's just looking around and I'll say Hey there It's fucking the Kavanaugh scares. I'm he's scarier. Are you scared? We got to be scared about you got Ruger, right? No, pause. I noticed you're coming in alone. Where are the boys? Where the guys? I told the guys each one of them had a party favor to bring me where are my party favors? He walks off Pulls a noosey out the angel town oosey. We'll call it Well before he even pulls that out He steps michaels up to a crate He's like wow. Look at this crate. Is it half empty? Isn't this crate great? It's great crate Well, I would just like you to follow One rule. Can you do that? Can you one rule right? Can you follow some direction here? Get in the crate. Well, that's kind of silly to get in the crate. Yeah, get in the crate Follow a fucking rule. So I get said, isn't that cozy? Let me make it a little close Cozier, let me let me go ahead and put the top on this that cozy Well, he pulled the gun out of it this time to get him in the crate. He didn't even have to pull the gun on him You're you're you're you're misremembering this seat because he only pulls the gun When he closes the top on the crate and goes How is the breathing in there? Is it a little hard breathing there? And he starts firing holes into it Can you breathe now and then we see blood seep out of the crate this guy's insane Oh, he does it again where he says just say you're sorry apologize to me I didn't even realize that he used that multiple times He's constantly telling his goons to apologize to him and they say sorry and then he kills him Because he tells michaels to say much like god. Yeah Got a church apologize to me. Yeah Kelly finds your way home Chandler waiting for And the goddess is he's he gives her the lowdown by rue. She's like this rueger character Rueger. Did you say a rueger? Rueger He's Spanish. Yeah And then just he's about to he's like He's about to tell her about rueger a call comes in because we got the gigantic real to reel like every cop uses Oh, yeah, even in 89. He's still used gigantic real to reel We got to keep you on for a vague amount of time even they don't know the proper amount Yeah, if we did a movie we would more you need to keep them on more if we did a movie it would pay off We would get you on the phone. We would tell you the amount of time We would hit that amount of time and we would hit that destination And then i'm like wait a minute wait a god damn minute This is a freddy fortune move Is this are we have we've been photograph is calvin i'm not even involved is this real is it? Are we are we getting a call from flippers roller boogie? Oh my god. That's what you meant by freddy fortune. That was right Oh my god Because the call was coming from outside flippers. I remember that much Yeah So but he still has to keep him on and i know did you know what it is when he was like All right, we want one million dollars or Roads is there proper off at venice beach bring your best his grace tank top and leave it for There'll be a man in a his grace tank top give the money to hear No click is she like well his grace for grace what click we didn't have a lot of time damn it Everybody go listen to our recent hippie tap with once a recently. I think everyone listened to it So they're all mary they can listen again So what she did get the address But she did not keep on allowing enough so we don't know what pay phone that was coming She she gets the drop off address is what he said the channelers got to go back to the mayor Let him know what's going on and he's just like He's got a pack who the burrows have a package for uh He gets the package not chanler or his chanler of the package What oh man, what is the back there? There's a tape that he has to show I don't remember what the oh it's you know what it is. It's the tape of the road situation And so a chanler brought it back with them. Uh I don't remember where they picked it up from. I think it was sent to kelly Okay, and it's like Mir burrows I have this tip you need to watch And we see ran being killed great all different angles beautiful editing by kavanagh And then we see mike And he's like in a crate And he's being threatened by a god. He's like, please you have to get the money. They're gonna kill me Oh, he gets hit with the fucking gun And they're like, holy shit. You only have like so many days or whatever and burrows, of course It's like guys the longer this goes on the farther i'm falling in the polls like People love a kidnap victim. They just love a victim which jesus cut to officer rueger In quotes because she's in disguise the perfect disguise so whenever I see a woman with her hair up in glasses Human wallpaper because she's desecualized. I don't notice her. She just blends in with the environment That's right, predator style predator, so it's we see just like her fucking sports utility truck vehicle Yeah, so cymbals got the cop uniform We learned that she was the next cops and she has a uniform right she knows that all it you just fake it until you make it So she's got the universe she had a doughnut in her hands, which is a perfect like a rolling dawn on Did she give a flying fuck through it? Okay, so she's walking through the police department. I'm sorry She she starts up the old gateway computer And she's looking in some police records. We some character see some characters We've never seen at all in this movie Yeah, so this is where mike's argument of just like civil-danding needed more because she literally just walks in the office searches a few names finds them And that's what we're gonna go do we see first up a guy named oda sydney And then we see Maxwell roberts play a familiar face to go on global theater. That's blackie dammit Anthony ketas of the chili pepper's father who specialized in playing generic background goons nice good for him And we see the ultimate james jimmy haze wabbert cori's character we saw earlier and we see That he was released at a technicality because one officer rueger failed to read his marenda rights and you get that you see her eyes just being lit by that monitor and the Stress in her just like I fucked up. I should have done this the right. Right. This is why she lost her partner That's right. This is why she's the strong silent type now, right? It's it's her own failing, right? But again, it's like by not talking that was your failure. You think you talk more so this is a perfect opportunity in the screenplay to let now tell us the backstory of Rueger and we get it from chanler right it's like yes rueger used to be a cop Yeah, he's explaining this to kelly of course we talked about she escaped she made it back home So chanler telling kelly in her home up because she's like What that crazy bitch used to be a cop? She's not the cop type She used to order for their parents were drug addicts meth heads crack heads. Whatever you want to call it That's why she became a cop, but she had her own way of dealing with things and it finally caught up with her her partner was killed So we go back over to rueger on the streets She you know, there's those booths outside of like nice. It's like a famous observatory Yeah, observatory So you pay a quarter you can see through the little show thing and you don't see naked ladies You see naked landscaping and it's all And but she's got it turned around and she's watching this drug deal where we have a Good looking fucking guns though. The guy's got like crazy, you know, bushy long molyte hair He's got the army jacket. He's got the chemical breakdown of lsd As a graphic tee. That's what the one guy was wearing. Yeah, but it's not just It's odie sydney the first guy on her or police search her computer search So uh, she's like that's her new lead So he gets his deal A guy sits next to him with the newspaper rolled up with coconut drops it down He picks it up, but he stands up sitting he noticed that is Looks across the street and notices a camouflage truck And goes, oh, fuck. I need to get out of here. He's the only person who notices it Maybe because he's taking LSD. He's see seeing things. We're not saying So she chases after him corners him Takes his gun and we see he drops the package and yes, it was some sweet sweet booger sugar And we're assuming he gives up the next Person on the food chain, which is maxwell robert played by blackie dam. And that's all civil's doing here is she's just Showing you how she progresses progress through the villains and everything, you know, she's not doing anything crazy She's actually kind of like the horror movie classic where he sees her She's way behind him and suddenly she's in front of him and has a gun pulled on him That's that's her role in this. All right. So next we're in the alley the alley behind the ramrod. You know what happens at the ramrod Paper flowers are given a strippers. That's right. Murray These people need to get fucking but also Classical music tapes are being sold contraband style and this is where we find our man maxwell robert played by blackie dam I thought you were gonna say saudi our favorite classical loving italian. No from best in the best. He loves opera so It's italian he's apparently picking up a prostitute and Ruger just walks up with her She's got the fucking snake plisking handgun with a laser skull But it has a laser on it and we get the nice it's 89. We were in love with laser scopes Gotta have that shot. She puts the laser scope right on his forehead Talk All right, so we're assuming she's she's he's gonna give up jimmy. We're going with progression We're gonna do to go through a couple quick cuts here So we got the news all over the mayor accusations that he Kidnapped his own opponent mike roads, you know the big kidnapping of this movie And channer asking kelly about her husband once again. Are you sure there's no, you know underworld dealings he had Yeah, are you sure he's above board these politicians sometimes they're cool on uh, you know on tv but behind the seas They're not so cool. Like does he have a couch fetish? We get a call from our our fucking goons the next meetup for the drop off that half a million dollar ransom for mike But a SWAT team is ready this time. Yeah, of course as always They don't have the call long enough. They can't trace the call so they just have to do Just have to do the follow the uh follow the rules so SWAT team so it's in it's on venice beach where they got a fuck add up and you're a payphone They want him to dump it in a garbage can dude. This was they ended up in three goons are gonna like go look at the fucking Money, but not take it and then hand off. We ended up in that weird. What was that fucking movie we did with um God damn it. I can't remember that asian woman from twin peak. Do you remember her? Joan chan Joan chan What we did a movie where she was a villain and she was great And we had in the middle of nowhere. It was it the rocker. How are movie? It wasn't the rocker She was a she was a good guy in that movie. No, I thought she was bad I thought she was supposed to be a good guy, but turn out she was bad. We did a movie like that that she end up being bad This is for another day. Anyways, wedlock Wedlock she was the bad guy. Yeah, it was the what that's right ruckers in that movie too Yeah, i'm thinking of our salute to the juggers. Oh, yeah, because rucker and joe. I didn't realize how does that tie in? We're talking about because of the empty field that they go to here You want to I know you want to make a business beach, but they end up in like this empty fucking field. It's the same So a rape man not the rape and with the elia rams bumper sticker on it You got a really to really appreciate you do need to listen again do that charlie's angel that this scene was straight out of that episode too Because they walk out and she's like here's the money Where's my husband and they just go fuck you they take the money and they take her and throw her in the van Hey, what are you doing because like he's like he's an old man. It's hard to get out that back seat Yes, of course laying down. It's a The SWAT team just gets bazooka the fucking Truck this blows up. This is uh, this is mike and kelly's fit a car You know they got into limo sex, but they've been fucking in this car. There's dried cum everywhere Slipping And then he gets shot in it shot in the gun arm. So he's out of commission mama mia He said she's bad as you. I cut her. I'm uh, all right. I I carumba He gets in the car follows them Ruger Yeah, Ruger's not gonna work to be seen because she has got her list their pyramid of murder She checks off oldest checks off max. Well, there's calvin off the bottom. She writes in chimney Yeah, there's a big question mark and then she's like Chimney right at the top of the list. It was florida l.a So I love it. It's the plot of the movie as simplistic as it is Jimmy, let's go see what jimmy's up to all right. This is it jimmy's in a hot tub with two eighties babes Buckass naked Fat old guy gold chains and they're watching Hey, people know what i'm into. So this is a fucking this is they're watching I I don't know if it's porn or softcore porn. Yeah, but it's it's just women like in a boat Aren't they in a boat or something boat in? Workout gear, which you know, I like and they're just working out So you even let it in like we see that it's them watching it first The first shot we get the introduction we get is 20 seconds of this video just right taking up the whole screen And we're watching it and at first you're like it's a robics and then you watch us You get like a second close-up of a woman with good glutes Good great glutes. If anybody knows what this is DM me. I want it on mary wants to know so yeah, but it was like wait She's either wearing a thong or she's wearing nothing and you just see her full ass and i was like, what is this? It was a thong leotone. Yeah, which i like. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah And then we pull out and we see it's a robics and then we finally see that jimmy's got a couple of topless girls and his high No, they're totally naked. You're right. They were yeah, we saw their suntan or tan lines and everything And he's just loving it They're giggling about it. And then dune dune Ruger walks in bitches We talked about a lot earlier. Okay tells them bitches leave the bitches do leave And then she's like kavanagh Where is he? And he i'm not gonna tell you tell me 121 max well Then Ruger goes to leave but jimmy's got to twist that knife he pulls a gun To twist their knife. Yeah, and she's like drop it. She drops her fucking fucking palm back. She's dropping She says to drop it. That's what I said He said he Gender neutral or I want you to learn something. All right. You're assuming that that's your pronouns, okay Remember when calf wasted your partner That happened because you didn't read me my rights You dumb bitch So she's just taking a step closer without her going and a step closer and she's got her hands up and then finally she kicks the tv Playing that sweet porn that mary wants to know about He's everybody let mary know not a whisper. He has a hard time hearing goals. So Text it to him. Yeah, with a link maybe scheme scheme scheme it's electrocuted All right, this is it Ruger finally arrives at 121 max well gothic imports And we were alluding to this a little while ago because I was like there's a way of pay for there's not even a fucking service line And then mary said yeah, there is So we see outside of his concrete brick Barbed wire, you know outer gate is electrified because she puts her gun and we see sparks hit That's right But there is a service line and usually the service line the hooks don't start until like 12 feet up You know to keep people from climbing them because if I were a kid and I saw that I climbed the fuck out of it I would and the whole thing is there's a giant brick wall with barbed wear along the top That's designed to keep people out But there is a fucking telephone pole two inches from the wall with like I'm saying the service hooks Right there. So she just walks over without a ladder and just starts climbing it gets right over pops right in While she's doing that the van with kelly pulls in And kelly's dragged into the warehouse inside Kavanagh greets kelly. Hey there. He's he's chomping on that you said BLT. I saw clearly a ruppin I don't know. I watched you that laid you this. I saw I saw some sauerkraut As a person who despises sandwich. I'm never gonna argue with you I saw I said enhance there was clearly some sauerkraut That's what men you didn't even have to tell me you enhance. I trust you do with me You say I don't trust you had enough things when a seaweed wipes some some fortune dressing on his shirt I don't know dressing. I don't use it. You always fucking just knock me. No, not like you like stir You're like you're like a rabbit when you're a salad no dressing I just eat the the fucking vegetable. Is that technically a salad? Do you have to have dressing on a on a salad to be all the salad or is it just called mixed vegetables without the fucking dressing? You're gonna have to tell me I say yes. It must have dressing. There you go. Because it's not a salad. This is a bowl of fucking vegetables All right, so Kelly's brought in immediately strapped to the chair where we saw one roads being strapped into and filmed Rand. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. Oh, I I yeah Who's rose? He's he comes in right now. It's Mike Rhodes. He's her husband. Oh, that's right He shows up wearing a windbreaker outfit. Hey, we're Yeah We're assuming they just got done fucking or something to Kelly. What are you doing here? It's like Mike, do you know this man? Of course he does. We're all friends. We'll be back. In fact, this whole thing of getting captured was his idea Baby boy, would you like to explain what's going on and Mike is just like the fuck's my wife? Don't worry. I'll explain it then. Well, here's the thing baby boy. If you're worth 500 grand You rich bitch wife's got to be worth least a million And he's like wait, we didn't agree to this because supposing the money that was gonna bail him out was coming from her Right her family because that what the movie told us. Right. They did a good job with this. They set it all up correctly So a court the obviously the daughter's gonna be worth more. It's their child So we cut out the Chandler. He he was following him. He's got a fucking he's got it Like you would expect he's gonna call it in. Yeah, because he's been shot. He can't do it on his own Well, he spent telling us that Ruger does it the wrong way She just acts with her gut and it just runs in straight into danger. So he's a good cop. He made it to this old age By calling it in So he goes to the phone I crumb it's not working All right go back to the warehouse kev. It's got a knife up to Kelly's face He's teasing or whether he's irritating Mike with that. I'm gonna cut your wife off So he pulls a gun and Mike pulls a gun Mike pulls a gun Mike roads the politician Supposed in this victim here the future mayor of LA. That's right And back away back away. I'm gonna do this. I swear to god. I'll do this I know we were in on this together, but this gone too far. You brought my wife into this All right. Okay. So now we got a game of chicken going on So you got uh fucking kavanagh with his knife and he's just what are you gonna do, baby? You're not gonna kill me Go ahead. Shoot me And then mike is getting scared. He's backing away. He's going up to that easel that covered up painting Oh, yeah, then we get the reveal right he bumps into it We're supposed to be horrified, but first of all the most beautiful death metal cover you've ever seen Yeah, Vince lock ed rep cut eat your heart out It's a fucking winged house original. I could totally see this on a dia side album. It's just this shitty ass greeper And it's so traumatizing that like mike is this he's like what? What am I seeing? Oh my god? He loses focus was everything around him because he's so mortified by it and Rucker just steps rucker I got rucker on the brain now. Uh wing just steps right up to him stabs him right in the belly button And they stare each other through the soul And then he turns around That was between me and god Gotta me life and death death and life life is death He's taking the bloody knife and like doing sacraments or something with it and pointing it at god Like this is a touchdown dance everybody. I want to see this as a touchdown So he returns to kelly and then the doors busts open And we get that great fucking backlash This is the cover. I think for the movie. Yeah, it's simple. Like you just see your silhouette backlit fucking fog machine going Ruka Martin fucking you know opens cover we get the we get Wings is loving it. He's full on joker now Shooting bullets every which way skipping now in the Corners and the corners are made of just crates. Which is a coffee. Is it cocaine? Is it gods? We're about to see a little bit about what he keeps around in this warehouse So chanler cuts he breaks in through the back door And kelly on untie. I mean not kelly ruga unties kelly so kelly's free kelly's free Chandler's coming into the situation, but we got some gunfire happening here. They're Suddenly fucking rugers going down a goddamn zip which which Normally wouldn't make sense, but in the fun house that is Kavanagh's lair. It makes perfect sense. He would just have a zip line. Right, right All right, so chanler he gets a shot in Get shot in the gut by some random goon. Yeah, that's right And then the goon turns around and we see ruga driving a forklift with a crate on it She slams him through a wall kills the goon But martin comes in from behind ruga starts shooting down on her so she runs to the front Hiding behind the wall. They start extinct thankfully though This is a warehouse that has everything and everything is where you want it to be She opens the crate and there's happens to be some grenades there Rabs on pulls the pin rolls it out there martin goes flying. He's dead Kavanagh by the way just bought like I Wanted to bring this up earlier so you guys wouldn't be surprised by this But he does have a fully remote automated system in his house not a like so Yeah, I think he was doing the lighting from acid on the other day because you look at that good. Yeah. Yeah So yeah, he's just got he's got strobe lights. He's got spot. He's blowing this way This is totally a video game level because it's like Floodlights hit ruga. She's got to shoot the lights. They're blind. It's actually fun We say too many things looking at video games nowadays, but suck, but this scene was not bad But yeah, you're right the timing the microwave timing and all this shit is immaculate, right and so uh Kavanagh grabs some like like they look like road flares with their smoke bombs and he's just Chucking them everywhere carrying chaos that he's activating strobe lights. He's got dummies dropping down Ruger is i think a fun house. Yeah, well you keep saying it. Yeah, Ruger is out of her mind She's shooting the dummy. She's so and fucking well. She's really not I think she's keeping it cool He he wants her to be that way, but she's so focused now even the polar bear jumpscare That I think she didn't know so's that too doesn't she because we have there's a giant crate and then the polar bear from the adam's family On a track goes out to her. She just knows how is it like whatever? All right, and then we get Kavanagh's pulling up more tricks mechanical Bombers right He like winds him up the straight at this is straight up a batman issue. They're flying towards her and blowing up Oh man, so he but he that's a thing She's calm. He's losing control. You're right. You're right because it's not working He's you I mean that was great setup with all his goons because they're terrified of being in this lair She's not at all, which is terrifying him. She's got a history with he's not in control anymore And he doesn't like it. Do you like that despite all the fog? There's no fog in this movie No one's persuaded by even like max. Yeah, what we alluded to that earlier like she's going against type Like it would make sense for her to get her tits out. Yeah, and she's like no, it's fantastic. I look I Seriously, I this is fucking That's the thing because I that I'm sure it's only roles she got offered and she's like, I don't want to do that and she made her own fucking movie Yeah, that's what you do what you can't do that if you could I mean, this is what sucks about because you could do that because there were so many like small like now Everything's a conglomerate. There used to be like a million small movie studios. Yeah. Yeah, and you could do that You could find somebody who would bankroll this shit. Well, just I mean if there were in theaters showed these moves Even I think this went straight to VHS. Oh, I probably did But yeah, there was there was an outlet for this shit, right and it like I think the comparison today is all these small companies like tech companies They the only reason for their existence is get bought by right? Yeah, that's the dream That's the entrepreneurial dream now is to create a business that a big company will buy you and so you can retire Right, and you don't ever have to think about working again. Right. That's it and The the the the false dream were being sold by the republicans is we all want to be entrepreneurs We all want to own our own business. No, we don't we want to come up with an idea that a billionaire will buy off of We want to be the banks. We want to be too big to fail So when we do fuck up because we're not good at this We just get bailed out by the country. So he Ruger and not Ruger a cab and I was running scared. So he grabs kelly uses her a hostage That's right. And he asks he starts calling out to Ruger because now we're doing the face off But he's got this is where you expect a one-liner. No, I don't think she said the line for the rest of the movie She doesn't say a fucking thing and it's great She just shoots him in the fucking kneecap. Yeah, he falls down kelly goes running And then she but she's gonna let him live. She's gonna actually go by follow the rules She wants to see this guy suffer in prison And he's like she just walks by him. Don't you walk by me? I only get three to five Have you killed in torture to cop? You're not getting three to five years. I think what they're doing here's the two-tiered Uh, you know prison system if you're rich you get three to five if you're not You're fucked. Well, I He's not known. He's his Public persona isn't a rich guy. He's just a criminal. That's true. I still think he's right about this I think he's got enough money enough connections. He's he's fucking he's front. He's in the pocket. Well Are we are you saying that? Burroughs was behind us. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying. Okay Who's burroughs the mayor? Oh, yeah I think I think he could have done. Are you saying Ed Borgenine is behind this? Burrough gave me some shit about that one. I got I got shit that I gave you shit for You got shit for that? No, I didn't get shit for it. Yeah, personally all of a time was for me Uh, yeah, he's like three and three years on good behavior like your partner gets eternity With a big man with the beard and the eel up his asshole chasing the lime Okay, so look but of course we have to add we we got ever here justified in cold blooded murray Because she never she never kills in cold blooded murray She has to be provoked to do it. So he grabs goes for his gun. She just turns around boom Shoot some he gives one last joker grin And dies rueger continues along her way. She's going through the corridor the maze the fucking joker maze That is this warehouse spots kelly with chanler gives them a nod Walks off Well, whoa, nate. She walked she's walking outside the the the gotham import million cop cars You know colliding here. Nobody goes to stop her this letter. Is she they see her walking out of this? Yeah And then we're assuming she just moves on to the next um next sequel I think my my I don't remember exactly how mike phrase that about civil dating But I did I could see like wanting more like I kind of wish civil had a moment You could be like that was cool because for the most part she really is the strong quiet strong So I want the song and I think she's in the script. That's like women. We're doing that Yeah, and I I honestly for when I watched it and when I watched it again and when we're talking about it I'm like I think she nailed it. I think she did it perfectly for what she wanted. She fucking wrote the story not the script So I don't know what the disconnect could have been there, but she was obviously involved Yeah, and this I feel like she probably had a lot of what the outcome of this movie was so I don't know. I just think this is a fucking awesome movie. It's entertaining as shit It's fun as hell to watch wings is wings So you gotta watch it if you're if you're on the wing bandwagon, you know, I The band didn't wonder why wings wasn't a big and bigger star and I think it's because When he's not allowed to spread his wings He can't you like when you put him in a studio picture. He's confined And that's I don't think that's kind of strength. He has to be allowed because I'm kidding. There's no fucking way No, he was giving these lines. No, he he was giving an outline And he they said do your thing. It's the gym cornet thing. I don't want to give you a script I want to give you pointers. You need to get this message across Do it. However, you do it. Do your process do your process I need you to convey x y and z do it your way. I can't tell you how you do it You do it and when wings is allowed to do that magic happens We get out of wings way. Let him do his thing is one kid out of wings way And into his film All right, man. If we've been having too much fucking fun. We've been loving shit for two Much I think we need some time for some hate. No And there's nothing that makes me hate more than a particular man No, I'm Being kind when I say mags. I don't even think he's human. I don't think he's even subhuman No That's right griff after a long time away Robert Guinti Is back in the theater Fuck Are you kidding me griff? We're flying too high. It's ebbs and flows in life. Where do we go? We can only go so far. We need to go down a little in order to come back up. It's capitalism taught you nothing It just goes up That's how our podcast should be we should just go up the next movie we should do is best the best humory Why are we doing guinti? Because we need a little well, we don't need guinti in life you the listener need you need Maybe that's what i'm trying to say is you guys have been getting it too good Maybe you need to suffer a little how we suffer for our art So it's in a little Robert guinti movie by the name of scarab I've never seen this movie, but someone I trust told me It's one of the weirdest pieces of shit Robert guinti movie ever made And I trust him griff my night trust him, but I trust him. So see you next week for scarab starting robert guinti and riptorn Yeah, I piqued your interest right? Well, you said riptorn riptorn. That's the crazy It's like a verbiage name last time we saw riptorn he was Dropping some end bombs, but I don't know he's into him. This one. That's right. It was twice a month Yeah, it was slaughter Boy, so see oh so see see you next week for guinti and scarab and keep it warm
Wings goes full Joker, Sybil plays it like an old Eastwood character. Great B movie and very free!