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A Quick Stop At Johnny's House: What We Smell Like!

For a quick stop at Johnny's House... we ask the listener what they think we smell like. It's hilarious to hear the responses. If you had to start a fight in 5 words...what would you say!

Duration:
21m
Broadcast on:
14 Aug 2024
Audio Format:
mp3

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I said, "Hey, how did the car line go?" Yes, because you and Brian got a little heated with each other. You know, we ain't gonna try to get back into that. I just want to know. And then Ray mentioned that she didn't pick them up in the car line. And I said something kind of mean to her. - Yeah. - And I want to apologize. - It's because I co-parent with another mother. So yesterday it was her day to come up. - Oh, she's like, "No, you did that." I like, "You know, you did that." - Since I didn't have to suffer getting into the car line yesterday, Johnny says, "You're not a warrior." - You're not a car line warrior. - You're not a warrior. You gotta be there every day. So I'm in the car line yesterday and I guess the person behind me was getting a little antsy and they start blowing the horn. And I'm like, "There's no horn blowing in the car line." - What did you say this morning? - What? - You fell asleep in the car line. I was like, "Maybe that's why they were honking, Johnny." - They could have. - Now I've done that before. I sent my alarm for when the school gets out and I go to sleep. - Oh, yeah. I was in there. I'm like, "I stay awake, I stay awake." - I could see how that's possible, man. - Oh, my goodness, man. So I want to find out what is your philosophy of unblowing the horn and who wins the last time you have. You can take the horn out of my car. I don't blow it. I do not blow the horn. Two things I don't do, and that's growing up in the south, is blow your horn in anyone or pull up in somebody's house, dry way to pull out and turn around. I don't do those things. I mean, look, I've been in a light with somebody and the light was green and he sat there. I sat there too. - Oh, I was just gonna ask you. - Yes, yes. - Oh, wow. - You have great patience. - Look, people crazy. - Yes, true. - 'Cause obvious, he ain't paying attention to that light. He paying attention to something. - He should do like a nice gesture, like a beep, beep. - I don't know how to do that. - Yeah. - If you do the double. It's okay. - Is it? - If you do the, not okay. - Yeah, like, just pound it. - Brian, what's your philosophy on blowing your horn? - I only do it in that instance where if you-- - If this is a double tooth? - Yeah, that little boop boop. 'Cause I'm having a big truck, so my horn's kind of a little deep, got a little bass to it. - Yeah. - And if it's like, you're gonna hit me. - Yeah. - At this point, it's giving it. - For sure. - If you're going to come in to my lane, then you're gonna do it, but that's the only time. - Yeah, I will blow it, the other day I did blow it because it wasn't paying attention. And then when I blew the horn, he looked over and apologized like, "Oh, I'm so sorry." - Yeah. - That kind of thing. - Yeah, now some people do it a little too frequently. Like, I'm not in your lane, dude. - I don't mess around with that, man. That's crazy. - If it's like you're going to hit the side of my truck, then I gotta do it. - Oh my goodness. Is there any choice you always? - I just, I don't know how many times I've caught myself where, you know, you're about to merge into a lane, but then the other side of the road, always happens to me. And let me tell you, I press down on that horn if they're turning in with you. - Really? - Yeah. 'Cause it's just like, I'm doing it, I'm looking, I'm doing it. You're not looking. - My car has a sensor. It lets me know that. - Oh, that's 'cause we got Johnny Magic money. - Oh, stop. - Stop. - My car doesn't do that. - Stop. - I truck don't do that. - Stop. - I'm pretty sure my car still plays CDs. - Stop. Ray yours doesn't do that. - Mine does. - Thank you. Thank you. - Oh. - That ray money. Ray, what's yours? - I mean, why? - Probably a couple of weeks ago, but they were almost hitting me, and I did the whole, like, hold it down. - Oh, you held it down down. Yeah. - Yeah. - Is that about you in cars lately? Somebody just hit your car the other day? - Yes. That's what I'm saying. I don't know what it is right now, but somebody did hit me the other day. - Yeah. - And I just had to get an estimate for it yesterday. - You're the common denominator in all this. - Maybe you just have bad luck. I don't know. - What is your philosophy on blowing your car horn? Is it one? Are you like me? Unless you about to run into my lane, I got to let you know. - Mm-hmm. - And then that's your fault. Other than that, I do not blow it. Or you want to just lay on it all the time. I've seen cars follow other cars because they blew the horn. People snap. I mean, people crazy. And it's hot too? Whoo! 407, 919, 10067, 877, 919, 10067. The XL mobile is always available for you to text at 41067, live stream, social media. Drop your comments and we'll read it. Blowing your horn. What do you, how do you deal with it? Once the last time you had to, all you want just not to do it at all. Call us. We want to hear from you on Johnny's house. We're out casting. You do what I just done. You're going to get fired. - That's the second time the studio broke today, though. - Yeah, it is. No joke. It was doing some crazy stuff over there, man. - The lights just work when they want to work. I don't know. - Okay. Okay. Partly cloudy, 60% chance of rain, heat index, 105 and it is 80 right now. Blowing your horn. I don't do it unless you're coming to my lane and I think you're going to hit my car because you don't see me. Other than that, I'm about two weeks ago. This guy was at a green light. He sat there. I sat there right behind him. Right through him. - That is like, I'll stay here all day. - I'll wait. Do you want to stay there? Because obviously it's something on your mind. Something's on your mind that you ain't looking up and seeing that green light and whatever it is, I'm not trying to add on to it because people are crazy today from Lady Lake Cali. What's your views on blowing the horn? What's your views on that? - Johnny, I'm surprised my horn is not worn out yet. I use that being daily. - Are you serious? - I beep it, everyone. I just beeped somebody on the way back from dropping the mouth of my daughter. - That's just dangerous. - What's people crazy? - She pulled out in front of me. She had two whole lanes, had time before and after me, and then pulled out going way too slow. I had to slow all the way down. I beeped out her. She needs to know she got something wrong. - She had to slow down. - So your thing was, I'm going to teach you today. You're going to learn today. - You made me use my brakes. - I pull up to the house. People need to know I'm there beep. - Oh. - You don't text? - No, no. I pull up. - This is needed to come on me the other day to go shopping, they were making me wait. - That's old school. That's straight old school. You know when your friend was there and then your parents go, "Hey, your friend, knock up to this door. Don't be blowing the horn outside of the house." Wow. - Yeah. I was a friend beeping. Yup. - Hey. - You're the friend beeping. - Driving around with your blinker on, I'll pull up next to you and beep it. You'll be like, "Your blinker is on." - Really? - That's why people know you're coming over. That's dangerous. - That is dangerous. - No. - Listen, you hold on. You be safe. You spend about four or five times a day from a pop good cake, good morning. - Good morning. - Kate Hoffman, you blow your horn, girl. - Every day. - I don't know. - Every day. - No, listen. I get bullied. I drive a little Prius. You know, if I don't use my horn, I'm going to get bullied. - Don't nobody hear that little thing anyway. - Beep, beep, beep. - Beep, beep. - Don't nobody hear it. - Beep, beep, beep. - Beep, beep, beep. - Why are people blowing you? That's not fair. - Beep. - What the heck is that? - What the heck is that? - It's a warning in front of this, the Kraftmock lady, and she's looking at me crazy. - Beep, beep. Listen. All I'm saying, if you want people to respect you, your Prius, go ahead and throw in a couple of dollars, put some bass in your horn. - Yeah, go get one of those big horns. - That'll freak them out. - I just get one of those speakers and the microphone. - Yeah. - She's getting bullied on the road. I'm sorry. - She's angry at you. - And here's the thing, Kate, they don't even respect your horn. - They don't at all. I don't think they can even more mad. The bigger the track, the bigger the mad. - Yeah. - Beep, beep. - Beep, beep. - Are you, hold on a second. I respect Prius, I mean, you know, I guess, I didn't know. I didn't know they didn't get any respect on the road. Tyler from Orlando. - Good morning. - Yeah, I can tell you blow your horn. - I told Marius, I'm a chronic horn blower. If someone sat in front of me at the green light and didn't go, you got a second, 1.5. - I mean, it takes a second to get my foot from one pedal to the other though. I mean, damn, give me a second. I'm a field engineer, I drive about 55,000 miles a year. I'm on the road a lot. - Okay. - Most of the time, man, it's just these people who are just on their phones and they're not paying attention. - And that's true. - I'm sorry, you're going to be, hey, I don't, oh, you're probably going through some of the green light. No, he's going through the internet. He's going through the street bus. He beats the horn and get him going. - Whatever he's going through, brother, go through it because I ain't messing with you. I'm not messing with you. - I'm just saying, you've got to give me more than 1.5 seconds, I mean, damn, man. Light went clean. Bang. Dude. It just turned green. - Yeah. - That would make me go slow. - Yes. - Yes. Somebody did that to me the other day at the light and I automatically put my middle finger up and I was like, dude. - Did it turn? - Automatically. - But it was an automatic, like, wrist rest. - Just relax. - Just relax. - Like, calm down. - Uh, me, what is that over there, man? - So I'm going to power my attorney Dan Newland in a wreck, need a check because you didn't honked at. - Oh my goodness. - Because I know a grader called attorney Dan Newland. Someone said they go ham on that horn. Someone agrees with the caller. There's nothing on their mind, Johnny. They're scrolling through Instagram. - That's fine. Finish your thought, baby. Finish your thought. I ain't messing with you. - Someone's an absolute horn. Five minutes ago. Can't be 125 and a 35 move. - Y'all be careful. I'm saying you live in Florida. Heat messing with people. Head. You don't know what people going through. My thing is, look, if you're going through Instagram, finish your thought. I'm sure when you look up, we'll all go the same time. All right. We're going to talk about stuff that's just overrated. It's a chance of rain later on this afternoon when you're picking the kids up. It's going to feel like 105 and it is 80 right now. Real quick, a little update on Central Florida together. We can, if you're not familiar with that. It's an initiative we started a couple of days ago where we're going to take a title on school, give them everything that they need and try to turn them into an A school. All right. We were talking about this earlier today. Someone asked, well, why do you need this, that, and the other? What was the explanation you were telling? It was pretty much why we do this or why we're doing it. - Yeah. - That's the question of these kind of things that we're talking about doing, like how does that help the kids? And someone made the great point that what we're trying to do is take a school that doesn't have a lot of resources that doesn't look like a school in a nice neighborhood and they could equal to that school. - Yes. That's what we're doing. - So when those kids walk in, they feel like they're in school in a beautiful neighborhood. That's really updated and the teachers walk in and they feel like we're in a place where people can learn. - And that's what we're doing? - Just trying to level the playing field with the has and the has-nots, really. - I'm meeting with a group of business owners on Thursday at the school because they want to do something. I think together, and that's what we call it, Central Florida, TogetherWeCan.com on Facebook and Instagram, go ahead and follow the movement and everyone can help, but we're gonna transform this school. And like I said, it's a Title I school, but we want them to feel the same sense of pride that they would at a school in a rich neighborhood. And together we can. Central Florida, Together We Can. As a community, we can make this thing happen. We'll start with this. Next year, we may start with three or four schools, but we want to see that it can be done. And I'll announce the name of the school after Labor Day. I just want to make sure it's okay with them. But yeah, join us, follow us, and we'll tell you how you can get involved as we transform this school, give them everything that they always wanted and needed to make sure that those kids, it's an elementary school, get the same education, and get the same love that everybody else gets. Together We Can. It's called Central Florida, Together We Can, be a part of it, all right? Overrated. What's up with things that are just overrated? I don't really follow a lot of those things, right? We were talking about that. What do you feel, and what do you get this from, that you want to discuss things that are overrated? So GQ actually put together a list of things for 2024 that are overrated, whether it's like trends or things that you go and purchase or things that you do. So like complaining about being burnt out. It's overrated. Yeah. It's overrated. Like we get it. We're all burnt out. So let's stop complaining to each other because we all get it. Okay. Let's see here. We're on it, like doing hard drugs at weddings. Yeah. Like that's overrated. It might have been a thing back then. It's not a thing now. Wow. I got one that's going to play it by the way, and I ain't talking about all of y'all. Talking about some of you. Influencers. Influencers. Overrated. I think the word influencer. Overrated. Yeah. As a whole, it's overrated. Overrated. Let me add on to that. Like being like over or zealous about a celebrity is overrated because there's so many influencers out now. There's so many quote unquote famous people out there. These days that it's just like what is a famous personality? Yeah. It's like with the influencers is watered down the celebrity thing because I was someplace and there was about three or four, 500 kids lined up to see a person I've never heard of. Yeah. And I don't know who they are. But other things on the list. Hard launching your relationship online. All right. Some of us take those seriously. Who still does? I mean, I guess I see it all the time. Yeah. I mean, a celebrity just did a hard launch. Actually, Josh Allen, the quarterback just did a hard launch of his relationship. Really? Hailey Seinfeld. Yeah. Fashion mullets. I'm sure your love. Your son's going to love that, Brian. Well, I mean, it's just saturated. Now everybody's got one. My son's had his for four years now, five years because he had always a freshman in high school. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see here. Don't you hate when you do something original and then the train catches up to it. Yeah. Wait a minute. Yeah. Lemon edition vinyls. Yep. I had that down. Vinyls. I like mine. I got I bought a turntable. Only disappointment that I have is that the speakers. It doesn't give you that sound. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? It has to. I think they're talking about like people that are keep dropping limited edition ones. Yes. The blow version of this. The red version of that. Yeah. Like if you like old vinyls because of sound. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. Is Stanley Cup in there? Stanley Cups are not on there. What they should be. Overrated. Be what you got. Overrated. Stanley Cups. I mean mine are like really basic stuff. Like I think like I think pumpkin spice overall is overrated. I've always thought that like I've always thought that because of like that article. Yeah. I mean it's shot down to number four as far as but I mean it's everyone's like pumpkin spice season. I saw two articles today of businesses that are launching pumpkin spice season. I'm like and to me I don't get it. So what about cold plunges because that's on the list. So I think that's overrated until you do it for the first time because I thought the same thing. I thought this is just ridiculous. And then my wife bought one. But the health benefits. And my gosh the difference between using it after a workout and not using it after workout is so big. Really? So I think they do seem overrated like oh you're getting in cold water big deal. Yeah. Until you do it and you get the benefits from it. So here's the thing with it where people made a mistake is like Brian has a cold ice or a cold. I saw a cold plug. Or is it has a chiller. Yeah. So there's no ice in it. Yeah. People want to do that. Oh my gosh. You can't do that every day unless you have a full-size restaurant ice maker in your house. Yeah. No. And the chiller thing is expensive. Yes. We actually bought it with like a payment plan. Yes. So but it works and it is useful but I could see why people would think it's overrated because it is all over the place. All right. What do you think it's overrated got a $50 for garage gift card. If you're looking for a fun place to hang out take pictures eat delicious barbecue then head to Fort garage your neighborhood burger joint and experience the limited edition grilling pit stop menu stack with your favorite barbecue favorites like ribs pull port and more visit Fort garage USA.com today you got a $50 for garage gift card you just got to tell us. What do you feel is overrated for seven nine one nine one oh six seven eight seven seven nine one nine one oh six seven XL mobile four one oh six seven live stream social media at to the list and we'll read it for you on Johnny's house partly cloudy isolated thunderstorms heat index of 105 today 60% chance of rain it is 80 right now talking about things that are overrated gonna hook you up with $50 for garage gift card for you so you can dine on us. What do you think is overrated and tell us why from Orlando Dave the morning Johnny good morning what's up man. What's up. How you doing day. Hey I'm doing good brother. Perfect perfect perfect. Next thing is overrated podcast operated podcast you think are overrated. I think some of them are definitely over saturated there's some that are that I get excited about and then when I turn them on they are terrible really yeah all right like hey check out this one clip of this one podcast that I heard three years ago you got to check it out. I'm good. All right we'll put you down for podcast all right you hold on a second there Dave from say cloud balaji good morning hey Johnny how are you sir. I am well Balaji how are you sir. I'm good good. I'm a repeat caller. Hey yeah. All right. Great radio station. Thank you. So I think the HOA architectural review guide. Yes. Full crap. Yes. I agree with that. Yeah. It has always been HOA and as homeowners association but what is when all of a sudden this architectural thing when did they pop up on it. That's the craziest. Yeah we have to request permission to pay to ask you got to pay to ask and they can say no. Yeah. I pay the lawyer that they have on tap and that sucker sends me a notice. That is like I pay you. I pay you that you don't charge me don't bill me. Get out of here. All right. You hold on to HOA's for sure but that that new what they call it agricultural whatever they call suckers sucker from Davenport Jay good morning hi good morning all right Jay what's overrated I think traveling with kids a lot of hype a lot of hype online about like yeah I'm taking my kid everywhere with me for them for the plane I have a three-year-old and no no this work and you always get the worst child experiences and you have a young kid with you. You know recently on my discount airline there was a woman and I sat down she had a new boy and she looked over me she goes I'm going to apologize to you in advance this is my child's first time ever flying I don't know what's going to happen I don't know if she's going to cry and I want to apologize to you in advance I'm like ma'am I can sleep through anything but I feel like once they're like one and a half yes and moving and talking and you know demanding things yes it's a wrap I think I know who you're talking about this is one lady she goes to Disney a lot and is her husband and two kids and she's like well first I get up in the morning and then I get my work up in and then I come back and I work the kids out and then that's what my husband gets his work up in and then I use and she has a book and tell you how you should do it and which way you should go to Disney first I'm like yeah they're real happy yeah we were considering taking my son to Disney for his upcoming birthday and we're definitely going to cancel that we had a Paw Patrol live over the weekend from Orlando Jeanette good morning good morning hey so what I think is overrated is those Florida slingshots they're all over town those slingshot cars you're not cool to your rat in a slingshot so you stop that mmm according to the drivers Ray yeah I agree with those um let's see here somebody said decorating for fall too soon yeah being an adult highly overrated highly overrated um yeah those I can't say the name of the company highly overrated um let's a lot of these are political yeah I can't say me what they say let's see XL more power by turning Dan Newland in a wreck needed check it's a no brainer call attorney Dan Newland someone said Bucky's is overrated I disagree I never be the jury's out for that one I've never been dude it's amazing I went when I was on vacation someone said they going out the bars late like getting started getting started late yeah way overrated I do the opposite I get there early when the crowd comes I leave yeah trying to see who can get the drunkest paying phone been there done that got to hang over the proof it oh my goodness I day from Orlando started out saying podcast we're gonna hook you up with a $50 for garage gift card do you need to see your family doctor today now you can at Advent Health primary care plus but what's the plus on site labs virtual visits evening and weekend hours and of course same day appointments it's comprehensive primary care on your schedule we're your home for wellness exams health screenings nutritional counseling and even mental health support visit primarycareplusnow.com to schedule an appointment today primary care plus a whole lot more (upbeat music)