Kap & J. Hood
8/15 8 AM: Dealbreakers
[Music] Good morning, and welcome in to the Captain J. Hood Morning Show on ESPN 1000, and streaming on the ESPN Chicago app with David Kaplan, Jonathan Hood with you. We'll have deal breakers coming away at 835, but right now, shot or no shot. And it's... And it's what? Shane Orley. [Laughter] And it's what? And it's what? Yeah. It's Shane Orley. Castle memory kicking in there, Capy. And it's a... Oh, that's right. Nobody home. Correct. Hmm. I don't see it on my screen. Take that seventh floor. Hotest property at the station. Hot. Take care of us. Let's go. Here's Shane Orley. Wow. Good morning. Good morning, boys. Lindsay, let's go. Ouch. [Laughter] Oh, man. I love Lindsay. Damn. You know, the reason why I didn't go to the series against the Yankees as a Sox fan, is because every time the Yankees roll in here, I'll go to at least one or two games, and the Yankee fan, whether they live here or they flew in. You know this city. You've been around here enough now to no shade. There's fans of every type in this city. They might be buried in the suburbs someplace, but, I mean, there was thousands of Yankee fans out there for the series against the Sox, right? Yes. Last time that they were in here, saw obnoxious. I got my Sox gear on. Hey, where's your rings? Hey, where's your rings? And I go, I got six of them in eight years. How many of you got? Two out of the bowls. You want to shut a Yankee fan up? Bring up the bowls. That'll be all. That'll be all. That'll be all. Where's my rings? I'm the next doing. Yeah. Then it's done. But they're so obnoxious and over the top. Where's your rings? My rings are at the United Center. Six of them. How about you? I've got one over at Wrigley. That's like 26 spot. Well, we've won three, I think. To the Yankee fan. 24 behind. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, they just want to throw that baseball on you. Oh, I got Michael Jordan, what do you got? Yogi? Seriously. Enough. So over the top. Shea. All right. I will get to the White Sox Yankee series in a moment. But I'm going to start with the Bears reports yesterday. Suggests the Bears were in conversations with New England for Matthew Judon right up to the buzzer when he eventually was traded. The Falcons reports are New England was trying to get a second round pick out of Chicago. Pulls wouldn't budge. So Matthew Judon goes to Atlanta. But shot or no shot? It is at least good to hear the Bears are active and trying to be aggressive in the market. That's a shot. Absolutely. I'd expect nothing less from my general manager. And I'm glad that he is aggressive because if he thought, eh, rebuild here. We're not ready to win. Remember, Jed said it was opening? We're not at the level of those other teams. Correct. And that's how he approached it. They were not aggressive. But polls all in thinks his team is ready to go. Yeah, that's a shot. As we were talking about earlier, Cap, there's so many general managers that'll tell you we like our team. We like our team and never budge. Never make a curse removed. Never make a big swing. Today, let me just say this. Today in the 2000s, where there's so much information that's out there, Cap, whether it's Sports Talk or just going online, man, you can't lie to the fan anymore. You could bury in the paper when there wasn't much information out there. Columnists would write it once. But now as a fan, you can just go online and see where your team is from a salary cap standpoint. What's going on with free agency? Why didn't they do that? I mean, so there's so much information available now. So you really can't hide. There's a time that you could hide. You go up to a general manager and say, hey, why didn't you get so-and-so? We like our team. What do you mean? Mm. Could have done better. Yeah. A hundred percent. But I love that polls was aggressive. Very aggressive, as they said in Rounders. All right. So let's see how aggressive he should be because the Bears are missing out on Judah on his one thing. A lot of fans can't help but notice. Bengals come into town. Ryan Polls about to get a very up-close look at Edge rusher Trey Hendrickson, who requested a trade from Cincinnati in the off-season. He has said fully committed to playing with the Bengals. He expects to be on the team. He expects to be there long term. But he still doesn't have a contract. He's kind of been a hold in through camp. I think he's starting to practice now. Shot or no shot? Ryan Polls should do whatever it takes to get Trey Hendrickson. How old is he? I believe he's early 30s. Again, how much does he want? How much does he want? I got in 29. He'll turn 30 in December. Okay. And how much does he want? If he's looking for 32 million dollars a year for six years, no, I'm not interested. I got to know what the parameters of the deal. Is he a great player? Yes. A move like that, Cap, has to put you over the top to solidify yourself as a perennial playoff team. You want that to pay dividends like Julius Peppers did for the Bears as far as his production. Remember, we went through that Hall of Fame week and how many sacks he had with the Bears? It was amazing. Again, you were getting the Super Bowls with Julius Peppers because of the infrastructure. But you want to have that kind of production. A guy that could just completely change the fortunes of the Bears, increase the chances of getting to the quarterback and solidifying your defense. Is he that guy? Is he? He's a really good football player, man. Then I think it's always worth it. Again, I just have to know how much and how long? Three or four years? Yeah. If you said, "Hey, we'll give you a three-year extension and you get X number of dollars and it works," yeah, all in. Is it more about what he wants or is it more about what they want? Because, look, if he's committed to being there and he said he's going to play for them and he's not going to sit out, then they could just shut the doors on you completely unless you're going to offer him a first. You really have no leverage in the conversation because it's not like the sound retic situation where he's sitting out and he's a detriment to the team. He's active. So what do you think? But you said he's a hole in, right? He's starting to practice now. He's been at practice this week for the Bengals. I think he's been taking part. Then he's a no shot. Then he's not moving. If he's willing to risk it and put it out there, he's not moving. So it's a no shot. So the retic thing is the most realistic. And they're just so desperately, right? The Bengals, if it's not going to happen now, when is it going to happen? Jamar Chase isn't at camp. He left amid his holdout. You've got problems with Trey Hendricks and the cap is not going to get easier for them. It just feels like now or maybe never. Now with Burrow, who knows? You could be involved for a long, long time. I think I've said this to you before. I think that the appearance of Joe Burrow and the Bengals in the ball will be all for Joe Burrow. To me, he's one of those guys. It's going to be a great quarterback. That dog don't hunt organizationally. For me, Joe Burrow is going to be great. It does feel like Rivers with the Chargers a little bit now. To me, I could be completely wrong. More talented. I could be completely wrong. I'm just saying that, you know, there's other teams in that conference, too. Somebody has to be the guy. Like Ben Rothlessberger was the guy that just wore Tom Brady's jockstrap. Burrow could be all a family. He could be great. He could also wear my home's jockstrap for his career. That very well could be. This is not a shot at Joe Burrow, Cap. I'm talking about an organization standpoint. Like, again, until it's kind of like LeBron in the East all those years against the Bulls, right? You've got to knock off the King to be able to get to where you want to be. You've got to knock off Patrick Mahomes if you're Cincinnati to be able to get to where you want to be. Well, it was funny. Evan and Canty this morning on Unsportable. We're talking about there were a lot of people that believed Manning was even when Brady was winning the titles. Peyton Manning's a better quarterback. We've heard that before, right? But to get a championship, he had to go through Tom. Correct? But he said there were a lot of people that, in the league, believed, no, Manning's the better player, Tom's in the better situation. I found that interesting. I think we've heard that before. But I don't see a scenario where Burrow is better than Mahomes. You know what I mean? That's correct. I would agree with that. Mahomes has the great situation and he's the better player. You think? You and I go to a bar of those that saw the 80s quarterbacks. We could find someone in that bar that will tell you that what they're going to do. Damn, Marina was better than everybody, including L.A.M. Montana, as a quarterback, pure quarterback. Correct. Even though he did not have the hardware, those other guys had. Correct. Burrow could be that. And it's not against Burrow, Cab. It's just you got to knock off Kansas City and then whoever else and Josh Allen Buffalo. That's the one thing we don't hear in Chicago. We as Bears fans don't have to look and go, "Oh, God. We love how it's trending." You see the dude we got to beat out? Mahomes. He's on the other side. Yes. I think all of these quarterbacks are chasing ghosts at this point and Mahomes would be that ghost. There's another championship that's going to be there for him at the minimum, another championship. He is a ghost. Jay Norley. All right. I mentioned I'd ask about White Sox. Yankees yesterday, Aaron Judge, hit his 300th home run. He became the fastest player in MLB history to get to 300. Don't get mad at me when I ask this. I thought for a long time, after Pujols retired, after A-Rod retired, we weren't going to see another guy. Certainly not active, get to 600. But Judge's last four seasons. He's got 62, 39. He's at 43 already this year, 37 a year ago. There's a chance. He gets to 60 again this season, sitting 17 away on August 15th. Shot or no shot. Aaron Judge could hit 600 home runs. He's how old? 32. 32. Let's give him six, five really good years. Are we DH for the majority of that? Out of the field, DH? I don't know about the majority, but he'll be a DH at some point. Boy, I'm going to say no shot. He gets to 600. Because he won't play that many games or? I mean, he's a big man. Those bodies don't last. At the size that he, what is he, six, seven? Six, seven, yes. He's a monster. I'm going to say he gets somewhere in the fives. Can you walk away today and be a Hall of Famer? Yes. He's amazing. 600 home runs. And the total right now is at 300. Fastest player ever to 300. Correct. You know, Cap, the reason why he won't reach 600 is because he won't play every day. Unless he does become like a DH. And if he comes every day, DH, can he be able to reach that goal? Don't think so. At age 32. I mean, he's going to play, how many games is he going to play this year? 155. Yeah. Yeah. Possibly. It's for about that. Yeah. Yeah. He played 157 last year. Me, that guy. Two years ago, 106 last year. He's got hurt. And he still hit 37. Yeah. He's a monster. Cap, the guys today don't grind as far as trying to play 160, 162. I don't think you're going to get that anymore. So for him. When he's healthy though, he plays. That's one thing I'll give him. That dude when he's healthy. If he's healthy, he'll play 150 a year. You don't look to sit up. There's no jakin' it from him. The only way he gets there is that if he is not playing the field later on in life. He's going to have to be an everyday DH. At some point I agree. I think so. Because you don't want the stub toe or the toe issue he had or whatever the problem was. But he has talked about wanting to be one of the all-time great Yankees. And to do that means you got to play. Yeah. You want to be talked about with Maris and Ruth and DiMaggio and Mantle and Garrett? You better play. Shane, there's nothing like being able to have that TV show in which you have a choice. Either cut the black wire or the red wire. Either wire that the socks cut. It was still an implosion in their face. Yeah, we're going to walk Soto to get to judge. You've won 29 games. What difference does it make? If you're not going to hit him, if you're not going to pitch him inside, just pitch him. Here's a smart idea. We're going to walk Soto because you've been killed. To get to judge. Pick your poison. And he's going to say to you, "Greatie Shizemore, Jonathan, Soto's in home runs in four consecutive at bats. He is hotter than a depot stove. Remember that term? Yes. And that's your problem because you won't pitch him inside. Take that. I don't have guys that know how to do that. Well then, you know what, just like ours, you cut those guys. Don't pitch inside. How about that? Enough with Chad Cool. I'm good. Wait a minute. Last night, it was fun. It's like 9.15. It's the sixth inning and I'm dozing off. I'm like, "I shut the game off. It's 2-1 socks. Wake up this morning. Open the ESPN app." 10-2 Yankees. What the hell? Oh, Chad Cool. Duh. I don't understand it. And by the way, that pitch was not bad. It was up and in. And still, judge was able to knock it over. He just turned one like Tomahawked it out for laser beam. Watch Chad Cool's reaction. Who's it left the bat? He went, "Oh God." Man. See you later. Chad, can you squeeze in one more? Yeah, I actually need some help from the two of you. Something I have complained incessantly about. I think I have to make an adjustment to the way I'm living life. I hate realignment in college football. I hate the way the sport looks. I think traditional rivalries are great. Most of them are dead now. I think a lot of the tradition in the sport is dead now. However, StubHub found that nationwide ticket sales were up 42% year over year. Better regular season matchups. Obviously, you get things like Ohio State Oregon. Fans are more engaged. More people want to go to games. More people want to buy tickets. So shot or no shot. I need to give it up. Embrace new college football. Well, that's a shot. You know why? Because you're one of the youngest guys here. You can't be like this old grizzled veteran at 29 and say, "I want my college football back the way it used to be." You can't do that. You've got to be the one that's progressive in this spot. You have to embrace it. As much as me as a longtime college football fan doesn't like it, you have to embrace it. Because here's where we are. The team that these divisions cap is like a CVS receipt. It's amazing how long these things are. But this is what it is. I know you guys, I'm sure, Abdullah, Black, you guys are so excited that college football's back and it's more ho-hum for me. I got watched. I like it. I'm way more excited when baseball's starting. Way more. NFL? Different story. But I disagree with you, Shay, that college football's a train wreck right now because for someone who's not a diehard, likes it, not a diehard, I'm going to turn it on and go, "Oh, I got Ohio State Oregon, a conference game this week." Well, that's the key. You have more meaningful games now in September than you ever had before. The complaint from the novice to the diehard college football fan is I don't get enough quality early in the season. I got to wait for the conference schedule to come out. Okay. So you're still going to get the little sisters of poor here and there. But because these conferences like the SEC and the Big Ten and the Big 12 has expanded, Shay, we're going to get some quality matchups. Yeah, absolutely. Little sisters of poor is big in NIL now. You better be careful. But I actually, I think... Okay. A lot of those schools are spending money. Windsor, Ontario School for the Deaf. Watch out. You watch out. Some of these schools are like, "Where do they get these players?" Cap, I think being a diehard is the reason why I'm kind of against this guy. I find it different. I'm going to be with you. I'll be more excited about baseball. I find it difficult to be as passionate about college football as I used to be, reason being. Used to be able to watch players start out at a school as freshmen and you could see there's some there. They develop into stars and you would eventually have your school winning a Rose Bowl or winning a conference title. It's not going to happen anymore because a freshman kid is going to take off and leave. You won't get the chance to watch those players develop. I'm not going to listen to you. Yeah, but you're a Georgia fan. You're going to be in it every year. Michigan State gets some freshman five star that looks awesome year one. He's going to be on your team the next season. How am I supposed to be passionate about that? I'm not going to listen to you trying to tout baseball to me. You're better than that. As a college football fan, as a football fan, you're better than that. What do you cap? I'm being hyperbolic. I'm going to be more excited about the grind of baseball to college football. I'm calling it out. Passion is a fan. I've lost a lot of it. No, you haven't. Wait until the season starts. You'll be texting me in it for every game. I'm not at a Latin state in San Diego state tonight, honey. Yeah, but that's me now. I'm Rob Lowe with the NCAA hat. I can't be the Michigan State passion. It's running out because I can't have the experience I had ten years ago when players developed into stars. They'll just leave. Yep, welcome to college basketball too, right, Cap? That's it. That's why your friends are leaving. They're all getting out. They're like, "I'm done." We got around the NFL. Don't forget it's The Deal Breakers Thursday on the Cap and Jhood Morning Show. Follow Chicago's Home for Sports on Twitter at ESPN1000. Cap and Jhood are back on ESPN Chicago. Chicago's Home for Sports. It both sucks. The guy is front, but there he goes. This is not Detroit, man. This is the Super Bowl. I won't win it. He starts to come any more. This is a really thickly built guy. I mean, what's the answer you're looking for on these things here? Time to go around the NFL right here on the Cap and Jhood Morning Show. The Deal Breakers come 0-8-35. Around the NFL with Shane Orley. Alright, yesterday, Dan Orlovsky made waves. He ranked the NFC North teams by their receiving course. He said he included everything, all past catchers. I found it difficult to include running backs when I made my list, but so he included all the wide receivers and tight ends as the receiving core for these teams and ranked them. He had the Packers number one, the Vikings number two, the Bears number three, and the Lions number four. I totally disagreed with him on its face. I came up with a way to make my list. I want to know from the two of you, your lists for the NFC North ranked by their receiving course. So I'll put Packers fourth. Yeah, 100% agree. I put 100%. I put the Lions third. Viking second because Justin Jefferson, arguably is the best wide receiver in the league. And Edison's good too. He's not a core by himself, but you understand the point. Justin Jefferson, and I put the Bear one. That's what I did. I am 1,000% cosigning where Johnny's at. I had the Bear one because they have a deep tight end room, led by Comet, Mercedes Lewis, Gerald Everett. They've got an outstanding wide receiver room with three guys that can really play, you know, Dunes A. Moore and Keenan Allen. Tyler Scott's got top end speed. Top end speed. So yeah, 100% I'm right there. Shea, the reason why I put the Packers fourth is that because you hate the Packers because that's not the case. What we're just talking about is quality. Like Christian Watson and Romeo Dobbs and Wicks. Jayden Reed, Bo Melton, good names. And I'm sure that they'll be utilized properly in this offense because the Packers more times does not have a really good offense. Play-off worthy with Jordan Love. However, I just think that the Bears, based on what they have, is the best that's in the conference. So I kind of dug in on this and ranked each position. Wide receiver one, wide receiver two, wide receiver three and tight end. If you were ranked first, you get four points second, you get three points, third, you get two points, and fourth, you get one point. And then I gathered the point totals and I ranked them out. I'm going to take you through this step by step. You can stop me if I'm ever out of line. Okay. Wide receiver one, Justin Jefferson first. Yes. Amunra St. Brown second. DJ Moore third and Christian Watson fourth. Okay. Wide receiver two, Keenan Allen one, Jaden Reid two, Jordan Addison three, and Jamison Williams four with Detroit. Yes. Wide receiver three, this may be controversial. I know he's a rookie, but I think wide receiver three in this division is not especially strong. I went Roma Dunes one, Romeo Dobbs two, Colif Raymond and Detroit three, Jalen Naylor in Minnesota four. And then a tight end. I thought it was fairly obvious. Sam Laporta obviously is number one. I actually put Cole Comette ahead of TJ Hockenson. Oh, I see. I'd have Hockenson one. Wow. Hockenson starting the season on the pop list. That's handled injury a couple of times in Minnesota. Last year, the numbers suggest some decline. Opposite for Comette. Numbers suggest a little bit of progress. More touchdowns than Hockenson had last year for Comette. I think he's been a more consistent red zone target. Yeah, I go. Hockenson one, Laporta two, Comette three, and who's Green Bay? Luke Musgrave. He just says he's caught 30 balls last year. He was hurt. He didn't play enough. I don't know enough about the craft kid to say that he's any better than the worst tight end in the division. Not saying they're bad, just ranking him in the division. So the way it shook out for me, and even if we flipped Comette and Hockenson, it wouldn't change anything. Sure. Bears 13 points, number one. Lions 10 points, number two. Vikings 9 points, number three, and Packers 8 points, number four. I have Lions, or Bears 1, Lions 2, Vikings 3, Packers 4. I could absolutely co-sign. That's fair. And I could not disagree more with Dan Orlowski. I don't know how on earth the Packers have the best receiving core. We talked last year when they beat the Bears in the final game. Jordan Love was thrown into dead people. He was making Bo Melden look good. Yeah. 100% agree. So just so I'm clear with the wide receiver one. Would that make DJ Moore the third best wide receiver in the division? Based on how you have it? Because Justin Jefferson and you have, who's that to? Amindra. Amindra, Stain Brown, and then DJ Moore's third. I'm not convinced Amindra is better than DJ Moore, but his numbers last year say he is. Yeah, the last two seasons would suggest Amindra St. Brown's top seven wide receiver in the league. So just on what you've been able to accomplish in the last couple of seasons, Amindra has to be a head of DJ. It's not a shot of DJ. They're both excellent receivers. So, Cap, based on the shape projection here, he's got 3-1-1 as far as wide receivers. DJ Moore 3, Kane Allen at the top of the second tier, and Roma Dune say the top of the third tier. Correct. So pretty good, Kid. Yeah. Yeah. Ready. Good, Kid. And like you said, Shay, the tight end is interchangeable. Like, what do you think of Cole Comatt? I think he's fine. I think he's going to be even better at this upcoming season. So, whether it's Atkinson or Comatt, Laporta is still the best tight end in the conference. Absolutely. Laporta might be the best tight end in the NFL. Yeah. Oh, stop. Jesus. Crimeity. Are you kidding? Like, really? That is not an insane statement. Yeah, and that is. He had almost a thousand yards last year. That is an insane statement. He graded his tight end two at PFF as a rookie. It's not insane. You can just say that you didn't watch that much Laporta. I think the opposite's true. I feel like you watched him quite a bit. But for me to come out and go, this guy who is a rookie was one of the three most productive tight ends in football. Might be the best tight end in football. Is not some Jesus Christ. Stop. Take. That's absurd. I actually think it is. I think it's a bad take. You're better than that. Jesse. That's a bad take, Jesse. So who would be number one? Kelsey's over the hill. Kittle, who knows? Kelsey's still a monster. Kelsey's not a monster. Kelsey had the worst season of his career last year. So who's number one? He was worn out from sleep with Taylor. I mean, come on. He's... Then good. Then Laporta's better because he's not sleeping with Taylor Swift. What do you want me to do? He's going to be the first kid who's a better player than Laporta. Definitely. Definitely. Mark Andrews is a great football player. Yeah. Sam Laporta's not the number one tight end. You're better than that. I disagree and I am certainly not better than that. I genuinely think Sam Laporta's tight end one going into this season. Okay. Good luck to you. He's got to go out and prove it again. If he does, I'll admit it. But what if he doesn't, Kat? If he doesn't? I'll be like a hobo on a ham sandwich at that guy. Deal Breakers is right around the corner on the cap and Jhood Morning Show. Welcome back. Welcome back to Captain Jhood on Chicago's Home for Sports. ESPN Chicago. We all have to make choices in sports and in life. It could be running on third down. You ran the same third down situation and you ran the same place twice. You're getting paid for that. I cannot believe the call for managing finances. This country, you've got to make the money for it. Or it could be a deal breaker. We'll hear from Tom Thayer, Super Bowl champion and color analyst for the Bears at nine o'clock. But first, here's deal Breakers. Here's Shay Norland. Alright, let's get started with deal breakers. I don't know if you've seen a new trend on social media. It's gotten very popular. People are, quote, raw dogging, long haul flights. Seven hours in the plane. You can explain it. So seven hour flight, you're flying from Chicago to Paris. You're in the flight for seven hours. And you spend it, no headphones, no food, no water, no movie, no entertainment. It's just you and the flight map on the screen. That's it. Would you be able to go on a seven hour flight and quote raw dogging? I could not. Absolutely not. That is the thing though, Kathy, he's right about this. Where people just stare ahead at the back of someone else's seat and don't do anything. Don't eat. Don't take the peanuts. Don't get anything to drink. No headphones, no entertainment, no podcast or music. Just staring straight ahead for seven hours. And what is the point? That's a good question. What is the point? Like, is there, like, wow, it has health benefits. It gets your blood pressure. I don't know. What is the point? Actually, there's an article in the New York Post today. I'm going to just use the term loosely here. Science claims this is actually dangerous and life threatening. And then, by the way, Jay Moore, let's talk about this part of it. Like, who has got the phone out watching you do this to verify that you've been staring straight ahead for seven hours and not doing anything? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you could say that you did it, but who's verifying? Unless it's someone that you're traveling with? Yeah, this guy raw dog did the entire time. Nothing. Just sat there. Any type of raw dogging, let's say. Just for the record. It's all dangerous. It's all dangerous, man. Like, my wife could do that because she falls asleep. Before we pull out of the gate, she's out. Yeah. Gone. Window seat, I'm in the middle, and she's gone. And when we're landing, I go, "Fun, wake up." We're landing. Oh. Out the entire time. Taking pills? No, not a thing. Oh. Nothing. I'm the same way that plane gets in the air. Like, the wheels leave the Earth. I'm out. Yeah, I can't sleep on a plane. So I watch, you know, Top Gun Maverick for the 9,000th time. Of course. I read, I do some work on my laptop. Bring my own snacks. I don't take a thing from the flight attendant. I don't want your drink. I don't want your water. You're putting nothing. Give it to anyone else. Yes. You don't want to have to go to the bathroom two or three times. Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Yeah. I will take the water if it's there. The sparkling water. And of course, obviously listening to music and music will make me go to sleep. Podcast, depending on who's on, will make me fall asleep. But it's usually in the middle of it. Once it's up in the air and people can move around, okay, now I can go to sleep. I would like to have the window seat because, as you well know, a man with wide shoulders will always get bumped with the cart. Boom! Pardon me. What was that? Oh God. So that's why I like the windows. You like the window? On the inside. Yeah. My wife, I would normally, I like the aisle when I got married to her. She wanted the window. I said, "Oh, where am I supposed to be?" The middle. Oh. That's nice. And I said, "What if I take the window?" She said, "That's fine. I'm going to lean on you to sleep." I'm like, "No, that is not going to happen. Take the window. Lean on the wall." Raw dogging is interesting. I'm glad you brought that up, Shay, because it's very unusual. Who takes stock in someone's going to be on a seven-hour flight doing nothing to stare at the head? What does he do for you? Who are you impressing because you could bore yourself out of your skull for seven hours watching the little plane icon move on the map? I don't get it. I don't either. PSA, this headline in the post, "Raw dogging a flight could kill you, experts warn one of the most dangerous trends." They say it leaves you susceptible to dehydration and deep-fane thrombosis. So don't do it. If you're out there thinking about making a TikTok, don't. That's a deal breaker for me. Absolutely. I could not do it. Yeah, I could not. A deal breaker, for sure. Could I have something like this? My ears pop too, Cap. That's the other thing. When I fly, the headphones help, but my ears pop when they go too high in the air. So I need to have the headphones in. Listen to something, we're audio people, intelligent people, we like entertainment in front of us. Yeah, that's correct. All right, Shay, that's a deal breaker. What's the next one? All right, you've been with your girlfriend over a year and you've made the decision to move in together, but you learned something pretty gross that she's been successfully hiding from you. She's got an unfortunate condition, causes her to sweat excessively even when it isn't hot and it makes her feet stink. She gets home from a long day, pops the shoes off. You can smell these suckers from across the room. Is this a deal breaker? Yes. Yes it is. I'm out. Sweaty woman, sweaty feet. No thinking. If it's that bad, yeah, I'm out. Good luck. Like sweaty woman, smelly feet. I mean, I guess you go to the doctors, there's something they can do for it. I mean, if you're totally in love, but I mean, is she hot? Yeah, how hot is she? Perfect 10, but her feet are horrible. When we're going to a podiatrist and we're going to get this corrected, but her feet is probably better than but her face. Yeah, we'd have to go to a doctor and if they can't do anything for it, I guess I'd have to get two fives. Come on, you can't, you can't say that. Why not? Yeah. Oh, he can't just dance. Lance Briggs. I love Lance Briggs. This is a linebacker. 55 to five. Yeah, absolutely. They're out of 10, but I had two threes and a four one. All right. What a night it was crazy late December, 63, I remember well. All right, cap, we've got more deal breakers rather on the corner. That is a deal breaker. But here's the thing though, Shay, if you are, if you love her, if you're in that deep interrelationship, you would suggest it. Now here's the thing. Would she balk at it? Would she say, no, my feet are fine. Okay. Well, if she doesn't realize they're bad, well, then that'll be all she's gone nose blind or she's like, cap, she has no ability to smell. She doesn't even know. Right. Hey, it's bothering me. What does it bother me? I don't know. Oh, you know? Okay. Well, then that'll be all there. There's the door. Wouldn't you, you can't smell anything. You'd be in good shape on what I mean, I could smell very little. It's just I do not have a good sense of smell. You go to someone's home and they say, please, you know, new rug, new carpet, please take your shoes off. Hey, no problem. Cap, can I see you for a moment? That lady that you brought here, her feet are stinking. They are. It's pretty bad, kid. It is. Hmm. I'll have a talk to her. I'll talk to her later about it. Han, we had a great time at The Smithers. However, they say that your feet stink. Hmm. Do you have any older eaters? I can get them in Amazon. I mean, take that. You can do that. I mean, you're hot, but your feet smell like Fred Fledstock. She's got to wear open toed shoes everywhere. Little of winter, she's walking around in open toe heels. Wow. Yeah, but damn a stink. Take that. Gotta go, Han. There's the door. I'm out. Get out of here. You're hot, but your feet stink. That won't work for me, pal. Anyway, Anaheim 2 Seattle 1. Take that. Don't deal breakers right around the corner of Chicago's Home for Sports. Welcome back to Captain Jay Hood, you're officially locked in on Chicago's Home for Sports, ESPN, Chicago. We'll hear from Tom Thayer coming your way at 9 o'clock to talk about the bears and upcoming match up against Cincinnati. We will say hello to Shane only now with the second installment of deal breakers. All right. This is a real life situation, one of my buddies has been dating and got an interesting answer from a woman he was seeing. So you've been dating a woman for a few weeks, things are going really well, but you're unsure what she's really looking for in life. So you ask what her intent is? Is she dating to Mary? Is she dating to have fun? Is she really serious about stuff? She tells you that she is specifically looking for someone who matches her expectations for breeding, saying she's looking for good DNA and obsessed with what her future children will look like. How do you react to this? What do you think? Let's get out of time. Is he have a good history with women? No. Not good or bad. He starts a lot of things and doesn't finish them. That's not good for her. Correct. Could be good for him. Listen, as his cap voice says, "keeps me happy." What he's not finishing though, I'm going to do your thing. Correct. So they're both unsatisfied. I would say so. Is that a deal breaker? I don't think it is to you. I do not. I don't think it's a deal breaker. It is a bizarre thing to say to someone. Is it not? That you care about what the breeding? I'm solely invested in breeding and what my children will look like. I don't really care about the person at all. It's a bizarre thing to say. It is a bizarre thing to say. I would tell you that. It is bizarre, but what if the partner is in on it like she agrees or he agrees? What does shallow horrible relate to you? There's more power to you, I guess, but that sounds terrible. I choose you because I think that we can make great kids together. No marriage though, just want you to know, let's do this because I think our kids will be attractive. Right. But what an unsatisfied marriage. No. I mean, I don't know. Bad. That's fine. Yeah. Yeah. The reason it's a deal breaker on the surface because it sounds horrible, Cap. But again, if the other person feels the same way, it's like if that's the way of life, isn't it the way you want to live your life? Go ahead. Hey, so did you and mom fall in love? No, we just thought that you'd be a cute kid. And guess what? You're a cute kid. Yeah, yeah. It worked out brutal. Now the kids got to go to therapy because he wasn't out of love just just being able to create someone that could be what they consider the perfect looking kid off spring out of practice. Yes. Out of practice. Yeah. So yeah, no, not, not a deal break, but just odd. It is strange, but but Chase has the real story. Think about that. That's really happening. Sneaking one more. All right. Over the weekend, one of your coworkers got married. You were not invited. On Monday, you returned to find out you were actually the only person in your department that was not invited. In fact, your coworker launched a brilliant scheme telling you it was a small wedding to keep expenses down. They weren't inviting a lot of people. So you weren't on the list while telling everyone else in your department that you had a conflict, a prearranged thing you couldn't miss so you couldn't make it to the wedding. Do you confront your coworker about lying to you or just let it go? It's their day, whatever you want to do what you want to do. I would probably confront them. You would? Yeah. Wow. Privately, not in front of other people. Hmm. Hey, man. You don't want me at your wedding. That's fine. All good. Don't ever go out and lie about what conflict I have because I had no conflict. But anyway. Right. Smokey. That's exactly right. Happy Chinooka. Hmm. Yeah. Actually, look, you don't want to invite me to your wedding. That's fine. That's no problem with me. But if you're going to use me as an excuse, as a meat shield for why you didn't invite me, well, you know, because that's not right. You just don't just don't invite me and I'm totally fine with that. Right. I got college football to watch on Saturday. Correct. The fall weddings too. I'm telling you. I'm glad I got out of one of them. I had this fall. I think that's I mean, but that's just there's always well, we didn't invite you because it was a numbers game. But you invited everyone else. Say there's 10 people in the office, all right. And I'm one of the 10. You invited nine others and not me fine, but just leave it like that. Don't mention me after this now. Like he's like, I didn't invite him because I didn't like him. Fine. All good. No problem. All good. But don't. But here's the thing. You know how this works, right? It'll be nine other people in that office like, Hey, you didn't invite John. How come John didn't he? Oh, God. We caused that. He had something. He was busy. He had a bar mitzvah. Yeah, don't do that. Don't do that. That's wrong. And by the way, that would be a hard excuse. If they're talking about me, I was trying to think of the funniest, least likely thing. It's like, what do you, is that his own bar mitzvah? What? Yeah, I'd be bad. I would say something privately. And then you punch him in the nose. I would not get free. The old cap. If you still had to fight, you poisoned him. No, just evil mind. I don't want people going, wow, he wouldn't even move his conflict to go to the person's wedding. Well, I didn't know about the wedding because I wasn't invited and I didn't have a conflict. That's right. That's right. So. Cap has a very evil side, folks. He'd bring it up on the air hoodie. Yes. Oh, no question. You know, Zetterman invited every on air talent, not me, said I had a bar mitzvah. Damn. Take that. Did you? Can I have the bar mitzvah that day? No. Okay. All right. Absolutely not. All right. And that's deal breakers right here on Captain Jhood on ESPN 1000 and streaming on the ESPN Chicago app. Coming up next cap, we talked to a Super Bowl champion, our friend Tom Thayer with this every Thursday. Well, talk to Tommy. Come here. Give a quick memo, Tom. No almonds. Oh, man. That's so bad. You don't have any alms, do you, Tom? I do not. No. Never again. I will never put popcorn or an almond in my mouth before I talk to you guys ever again. See, there's a pro right there pro Tom Thayer joins us in two minutes on Captain Jhood. Excuse me.