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Thursday, August 15: Girls Beer Sports: Parm It Up
( If you haven't already, please subscribe to our channel for more information, and subscribe to our channel, and let me know in the comments below!) Hello, and welcome in to episode 4.35 of Girls with You Sports, a conversation with girls about beer, and sports, and whatever else, because it's our show, and we do what we want. I'm Keri, coming to you from Stanley Manor Studios. Tim Wright is Sarah, and no Lauren again today, unfortunately, no Oohoyoy, but, you know, he's always coming off the bench for us. Yes. Yeah, it is. It is Bearded Lauren, AKA Utility Cow, AKA the Axeman, and now I have decided that I'm also going to start calling you "France," because you sound a little froggy. Yep, I am here. I have a sinus infection, but it'll be fine. Yeah, it'll be all right. It'll be good. Yeah, well, we appreciate you jumping in froggy, huh? I'll boob. I'll boob myself. Boo. Yeah, but no, we always appreciate you. Yeah, yeah. Anytime that I am available, and I'm not sick, wait. It'll be okay. I'm so sad, though, because the Olympics are officially over. And what am I going to watch when I'm working from home? Well, what I usually watch is some stupid series that has 300 episodes, like Supernatural or something, because you just play in the background, and I don't have to pay attention to it, because your episode's the same. Or the Simpsons. Yeah, I guess. I never got into Supernatural. People seem to love it, though. I mean, it's a Monster of the Week show, for the most part. There's some lines that carry over through the seasons, but spoiler warning, they die all the time and come back, so... So what's their deal? They hunt monsters, but they've been chosen to defeat angels, and Leviathan. So it kind of sounds like Reaper in a way, kind of? Oh, yeah. I guess it could be like a cousin of Reaper. Okay. Yeah, but they just, you know, go around the country, and occasionally they skip universes at some point. Oh, all right. There's like 30 damn seasons, and there's something insane. 17, 15. Yeah, there's a ton of seasons. And they ended it, and now they're thinking about bringing it back. Because, you know, money. Not because the story needs it, but because money. Right. Yeah, because money. It's always all about the money. And one of the brothers tried to do a Walker, Texas Ranger show that did horribly? Oh, I vaguely remember that. Vaguely. Yeah. I watched the first, like, six or seven seasons, but I... Yeah. Kind of like, oh, okay. Well, that's the same thing this week. I know the car sometimes is at Comic-Con. Yeah, the car is very popular. I think it's in Apollo, right? Yeah. People like the car. Well, speaking of television shows, Sarah, you know, you were kind of excited, I think, about the season finale of House of Dragon. So, what did you think of it? Because people had their opinions. It was kind of a little whimper of a season finale. I don't know. Me and everyone else were kind of annoyed having to watch one character just trip balls and have weird dreams the whole time, but that came to fruition, so I guess that's nice. But it took too long to get there. Yeah, it took eight episodes to get there. Seven, I guess. Was it kind of like where Twin Peaks had the character basically be, like, nothing the whole time and they showed up in the final episode? Not exactly, because he's in every episode. Okay. But you just see him, like, doing his own thing, and maybe, maybe I'm going to take over. I'm going to usurp both of them, and I'm going to be in charge, and then something happens in the finale that I want to spoil. Was the cider better than the finale? I just put it that way. Was the Ace House of Dragon cider better than the finale? Oh, I was like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." Yeah, yeah, that was really good. The Ace has a house with a dragon, some pomegranate, dragon fruit, and cider. Very good. It tastes like an energy drink, like a red bull, but like... Is it dry or sweet or...? It was fairly sweet, but it's not like sickly sweet. Okay. Like, if you like red bulls or anything like that, it tastes like that. Oh, okay, cool. I like this. I would recommend it. But yeah, the cider was better than the finale, but they said they said all that exposition and stuff up for next season, which is supposed to be, like, wall-to-wall battles. So, we'll see. It's not coming out till 2026. Oh, wow. Okay. They're going to start filming in 2025. Okay. So, yeah, we have two. That's what everyone's mad about. Like, we waited two years between season one and season two, and season one was pretty action-packed, and there was like... One big battle in season two, and it happened early on. So, we've been like several episodes where it's just been people plotting, and... Ooh, there's a blockade, and should there be a blockade? Do you think we should go rid of a blockade? Do you think we should go here and there? Yeah. Oh, this person came in, and then they did this, and then they marched a little bit, but then they came back. Yeah. Someone's face got melted. That was weird. Was it too much intrigue? Maybe a little bit. You can have too much. You can have too much. People are also a little tore up about some of the dialogue at the end. I haven't told you guys this. Okay. This isn't a spoiler if you watch it, because it happened in the middle, but the sitting king got caught on fire on his dragon, and most of his body is burnt. And his leg is all janky, and he's basically not going to ever be able to fully walk normally or be normal again. And in the season finale, just lets us know about a sensitive area of his body that no longer exists. And he's telling someone about it, and that person's like, "Uh, alright." Ooh, okay, then. TMI. Yeah. I would just call him the Baron, then, right? Thank you. Yeah, like, there's 100,000 memes online, and it's just like, "Do you think I'm a hot dog when you heated up in the microwave?" Ooh. And that's where it started. So I guess the French pole vaulter would not be playing him any time soon. No, he wouldn't. That dude actually did get, he did get an offer from, you know, yeah, like $250,000, I think. He was offered. Yeah. He was like, "No, thanks." Yeah, I think he said, "No." Yeah. It's not good. Yeah, but yeah. Alright. Well, for what I saw on Twitter, everybody was just like, "This sucks, this is the worst season for now that ever. Nothing happened. This season was terrible." Yeah, and then they basically, like, had, like, ended with, like, this really long, tense conversation between two people where you're like, "What?" Now, why would they change their mind all of a sudden, and then they want to do this, like, what's happening here? What is this? Yeah. Two or three people had, like, big swings in their philosophies over the past couple of episodes, but they say it's all, yeah, decided up for the end. But there's only, it's only a four season show. Oh. And they said the fourth season will be the last season. Okay. So, season three will be in 2026, and I guess we'll get season four in 2028, so by the end of the decade. Yeah. Alright. Yeah. But yes, so Game of Thrones, 2028, end of the decade. Yeah, they'll bring it, they won't bring it back unless it starts making more money. Oh, so the, what, so then the Olympics, that'll be when the Olympics is. 2028. Yeah. So, kind of back to the Olympics, I am really sad that it is over, because I think this has been, I was thinking about this. This has been one of the most fun Olympics is watching, that the Olympics is, that I can't remember watching. You know, because in the 80s, it was always fun for me, because, you know, they play the Soviets, and that was kind of like the common. Yeah. That was your rival, right? That was the theme of the decade. And then you always had that one East German judge that was going to screw you over, you know, and that was always fun to see, to see what the East German judge was going to score. Especially if it's the Winter Olympics. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but that was, that was always a running joke, you know, about the East German judge who's going to get the lowest score. But then, you know, in the 90s and the Soviet Union fell apart, and the 90s was okay, and then the 2000s was me. Yeah. And then this one, I just think, I just think there's been a lot. Maybe it's because Tokyo, there was no crowds and all that kind of stuff. But I feel like this one's been like, people have been super into it, you know, like watching it on TV and just like been super, super into it. I also think the way it was organized has been better this time. Well, Peacock, that actually, as much as I don't like that app, and I don't, you know, NBC, I don't really care for some of their NFL coverage or whatever, I think they've done a really good job. They had a multi-screen option. Well, YouTube TV had a multi-view option, which was awesome. Yeah. I think my favorite part, like, you know, I think you've talked about this before, like growing up watching Olympics is like whatever that one channel wanted to show. Yeah. It's exactly. Yeah. Yeah. So it's been really nice to be able to see almost every single event. But now I can show Sylvia all the weird sports. Exactly. Yeah. She wants to be a pole vaulter. Okay. She looks like fun. I actually think that there are some schools in Lexington that have pole vaulting. We have a national pole vaulting champ in Henderson, Kentucky. Really? Yeah. He's a national winner. Cool. But he's only 16, so. Yeah. So, I mean, the track and field was awesome. Like, we cleaned up in metals and track and field. In fact, the United States, I think, ended up with the most metals. I think we ended up number one. Over all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you see, there's a guy that did a statistical rabbit hole. People are like, oh, you guys have the most metals, but they don't have the most gold, which I think they do now. Do they have most golds now? I'd have to. I think it might be tied. Most were the women one. It was. They were one behind. But so he went down this rabbit hole where he waited all the metals based on how many you get. And then he goes, well, if you take it a step further and you look at metal efficiency. Ah. How many events are you in that you don't metal in versus the ones you do? And he goes to the US is staggeringly low. Really? Yeah. Final metal count, I'm guessing. I think basketball is the last one. Yes. The women's basketball is the last event. And it's over. Yeah. For gold medals, US and China tied with 40. Okay. Then in third for gold was Japan with 20, Australia with 18 in France with 16. And the US has 126 medals overall. And the next closest is China with 91. Wow. Damn. So we have third for gold medals. So, but is that counting? What's your name? The gymnast who just had hers taken away. Oh, yeah. That's such a BS story. I don't think so because of the last time I looked, we had 42 bronze and we do now too. Okay. Jordan Chiles. Jordan Chiles. Yeah. Do you know the best story to that? Yes. Yeah. Well, basically the IOC is the IOC is a farcical organization. Anyway, I mean, they are one of the, it's, it's proven and has been proven that they are one of the most corrupt sports governing bodies that is out there, even worse than the NCAA. Oh, yeah. In fact, them and the NCAA should just get together and start like another NCAA IOC, right? But yeah. So I guess kind of long story short ish. It was on the, it was on floor exercise, I believe it was on the floor exercise. And the US disputed her score. Because they forgot to multiply it by her difficulty rating. Right. Yeah. They had the wrong difficulty rating. So the US protested or whatever. And then she ended up getting, they took it away from the Romanian girl and then gave it to Jordan Chiles. Because they screwed up. Right. She stood on the podium and all this stuff. So of course, because this is the world we live in nowadays, somebody took it to court. Well, the Romanian. The Romanian. Yeah. And the court and the governor, the court, whoever they took it to, whatever, um, yeah. Right. Right. The appeal. Yes. Because they said the US waited four seconds too long or something. Yeah. You only have so many seconds. You have one minute to appeal it and I waited too long to stupid, which is such BS because even if you don't appeal it, it was a scoring error. Yeah. So regardless of what they say, she can serve that bronze. Right. Like Romania even came out and said, I mean, yeah, we wanted to contest it because we wanted our person to be right. But why don't you just give all three of them bronze medals because like the other girls that were originally a 34th were tied. Yeah. So they would have both gotten. So just give three people. Yeah. Just give bronze medals. Why mess with their mental health? Right. And they were like, no, I want to ruin this girl's life and take her middle away and give her death threats. So, so, so what would you do then? So say she probably is back in the States at this point, right? Oh, yeah. She's back in the States and she's deactivated all of her. She did. But, but like, what would you do? Would you just be like, yeah, I'm in the United States and I ain't sending this back. Yeah, I'd probably be like, come over here and get it out and hold it hands. You can come and take it. Yeah. Right. You can come and try and take it. Sounds like maybe you're molding up to more bronze medals. I like that answer because this one's right here and I ain't going to. Right. I cut into thirds. I'll send one piece to that other girl and other piece to that other girl. We're keeping. Yeah. Kind of like me girl style. Yeah. There you go. There you go. It's like cutting the baby in hands for whatever. It's everyone's men. Yeah. But like hands down, she deserves the bronze because they had the wrong scoring multiplier. They screwed up. No, they screwed up. Yeah. Yeah. But so it's not like a US is being a big bully, which is what I've seen online. Yeah. It's the IOC is IOC is a corrupt word. It's there. I said, come at me. IOC. I don't care. Everybody knows it. Yeah. I'll see you listening to this podcast. Everybody knows you and FIFA or super. Yeah. So FIFA is FIFA is right there. FIFA is FIFA. FIFA. FIFA. FIFA. FIFA. FIFA is right there, y'all. I bought FIFA 2024 for the PS five. All right. Well, we'll get we'll get back to talking definitely more Olympics because there's so much that happened in this last week. But yeah, we got to get to to what we are drinking. One last thing. Before we get to over drink it. If I'm George Miles, if this is my last Olympics, if you keep them up, yeah, that's what I'm saying. If I plan on coming back, if you want to keep it my medal, maybe I'll give it back so I can come back for the next Olympics, but I would what I would do is I would make one all of the office out of paper clips in a yogurt lid and be like, there you go. Yep. Do you ever watch Brooklyn nine nine Jimmy jab games? Uh-huh. Oh, you got to watch Brooklyn nine nine they have they have so whenever the captain leaves office, they have Jimmy and Jimmy jab games, which is just like stupid stuff that they do. Yeah. Can you sit in office chair with the fire extinguisher across the office and they make their own medals. See, that's what I do. I'll be like, here's your paper clip in a yoga. I'm in a styrofoam in a corona yard. There you go. Suckas. Yeah. All right. We have more brewing companies, resinous Prime, see, like it's very much like Optimus Prime. Yep. And more is M.O.R.E. Mm-hmm. That's not a. I guess it's more. I don't know. Yeah. Cause this one's more too. The Sharon beer is also more. So when the when the line is under the. I don't know. I don't know. It doesn't matter. I don't know. I only know English. Right. I'm only going to say. I would be still there. It's a. I don't understand the question. I'm more responsible. Do it. Yes. Sorry. Everyone. More, however you say it brewing companies, resinous Prime, fruited sour L with raspberry. It's got a very transformers type theme on it. Kind of cool. Shooting a raspberry from its transformer hands. Nice. I like that art. At some sort of a Godzilla like dragon and it's 7.5% and that's really all it says. All right. It's just those raspberries in it. There you go. I usually like a good raspberry beer. So do I. Yeah. Oh, what's the, the blushing monk is probably my favorite. Ah. Yeah. I don't know. I'm partial to a new glare is. No, I do like that. Yeah. We've got a four pack out in the fridge. I, you know what? I have actually two cases at my house. Two cases? Yeah. I was gifted them. You're jerk. Anyway, I am drinking a boulevard's bourbon barrel quad barrel aged. I'm going to sell, which is coming in at a light 12.2%. Which pay. This is going to pay very well with the Sharon beer. Yeah. And some beer companies have an enjoy by date. Mm hmm. Because oxidase and blubble pops fall off. This says enjoy by August of 2025. Okay. So you're right in the ballpark? I'm right in the ballpark. You're right there. Yeah. All right. So the Sharon beer today also comes from more or more or more a or more or more. It's from Illinois. Okay. So I'm going to go ahead. It's more. Yeah. We're going to say, I think that line is purely aesthetic. Somebody is trying to get fancy. Yeah. It's aesthetic. So I bought this purely on, I didn't even look at the ABV on it. I bought it because I thought the name is kind of cool and of the flavors. So this is their Hina. It's a chocolate covered marshmallow, chocolate and marshmallow imperial stout. It's 14%. So Kyle's going to be on a real good train here. He's made filling less sick. Yeah. He's going to be helping with my sinuses. Yeah. There you go. And that day quill I took. Oh, I get real weird guys. Okay. I mean, I'm all hopped up on the medicine. Yeah. Yeah. So the Stirt Rice Memorial House tooth glass is happy and sad, I guess, because France got beat not once, but twice by the United States. First time in the men's gold medal match and second time in the women's. Wow. The women. One point they won by one point credit to France, you know, and actually credit, I guess, to the international to international women's basketball in general. Because you know, the United States is their eighth, eighth consecutive gold medal. I mean, they're the most dominant Olympic team ever, right? But I think credit goes to the most, a lot of women who are now playing internationally and, you know, come over here and play college in the States again. Right. These are, these are stuff to get better, but that's okay. Because I think it's really created a more fun game. You know, it's fun to watch when the US, you know, just annihilates people, right? Yeah. But at the same time, it's also cool when there's another team out there that can give them a run. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I agree. I mean, whenever it's never a known outcome, but sometimes it is whenever it's a known outcome, it's just not fun to watch. Yeah. Unless you're watching the Harlem Tribe. This thing, man. I watched the whole game and it was a nail biter that the girl from France last second shot, her foot was over the line, which would have, if she would have gotten a three, she would have tied it and it would have gone to overtime. She's going to relive that moment to rest of her life. Over the line, it went in two points and it buzzed her, like it banked in as the buzzer went off and went in and then that was it. It was over US by one point. Yeah. Yeah. I've been playing sports my whole life. You always get into those moments where you relive certain spots. Oh, yeah. Like, if only I'd have been like a couple inches to the left, but then I think about Mighty Ducks. Like two inches the other way you miss completely. Exactly. So, you know, credit to France for really taking it to the United States team. And I didn't, I'll say this, the line, the lineups that that coach had in today, I didn't understand them, but yeah, there's a couple of girls that played really, really well at copper and Asia. Oh. Did you say they didn't put Griner in? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She played very, very sparingly and I was actually surprised because this is going to be Diana Tarasi's last Olympics. She didn't play at all. She just sat on the end of the bench. Yeah. She hurt. No. That's really weird. No. No, I just. I play her at all. Yeah. But anyway, they ended up winning. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. springs. Conkey dong. I want to say donkey is Conkey. Conkey dong. Yes. Conkey dong. What is this? For up evolution. Yeah. Conkey dong. For up evolution. Aquatic ape theory. Triple IPA with Citra. Net. I can read that. Nectaron. Eldorado. It's my eyeballs. And. That's coming at 9.5% so woo hoo. Yeah. All right. I don't have to drive. Good time. Good time. I can always hang out if I need to. What you have before. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Okay. So. Wow. The Olympics. What? What a fun. Again. What a fun ride. Yeah. I'm I'm going to watch the closing ceremonies considering how good the opening. Yeah. Right. So it's speaking of women's basketball. I know that we gave the three on three a hard time. Yeah. John. Sure. Right. I listened to that podcast. You gave it a hard time. Well, everybody dunked all over the men's team because they flamed out. Right. But credit to the women. The women won a bronze medal. So, you know, you represent Kentucky. Yeah. Yeah. So that. So I will give them credit. Right. I will absolutely give them credit. And also I had to to touch on the one of the topics that Sarah brought up last week is the Filipino guy. Oh, who I got in. I remember the Filipino guy who won the gold medal. I was wrong by the way. I was right the first time and I corrected myself to the wrong thing. He is the first one to ever win a gold medal in anything. Yes. In the Philippines history. Yeah. It's anything. So he's going to get a lifetime supply ramen. I heard he was going to get a lifetime supply cookies. He gets a fully first two bedroom condo. He also gets a house. He gets money. And most. Most importantly, he gets free calling out. I don't know what he's going to do. He gets money and most importantly, he gets free colonoscis and gastralin logical consults for life. I also heard that he- You know what? Good idea. Yeah. I mean, listen, we all love a good colonoscopy. You know what? That should be a gold medalist prize is health care. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and, you know, did you hear that he got something else? Was that anything to say? Yeah. I heard that he also got to pick any restaurant of his choice. He could eat there for free for life. Wow. That's awesome. Yeah. That's super cool. You guys may have touched on this last week about the prizes received from. We did. Uh huh. I'd read an article that said that the reason that the U.S. doesn't give better prizes is because there's so many of them. Yeah. And that's what we had talked about, too, that we had theorized it because if you're in a country that either had a small percent population of athletes or- You're the only one. Right. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. So there's a lot of other athletes I heard that we're getting, you know, they're going to get cars gifted to them and all kinds of other stuff. So yeah. But good job for that guy from the Philippines. Yeah. You know? Happy for you, but I'm here for it. I did see the world record gets set for the pole vault. Yes. That was exciting. And you know what? That guy is from Louisiana, grew up in Louisiana, went to LSU. Yeah. And his mom is Swedish, but I did. So that's why he was pole vaulting for Sweden. I did hear, though, that the reason that he chose Sweden over the United States was because his mom and his dad are his coaches. And Sweden said they absolutely 100% can be your coaches. If you come pole vault for us. Yeah. So yeah. I mean, when in a lot of these countries, winning any kind of Olympic medal can be pretty lucrative. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. That's where they get most. So can you ballpark how many UK college players have won in Olympic medal? 13, 12. I was going to say 16. I feel like I actually saw this statistic. I saw it. I think it's maybe because I know we had we had some players in the basketball team. We clean we clean up in track and field. I think it was seven gold to silver and three bronze. Yeah, we have the Fincher gold. And that was that was what let me think of it because the UK Fincher won gold and in the hurdles. Yeah. And then she she won five five four by four hundred two. Yeah. We get a gold in the four by one hundred two. I don't know. We did get a gold in the I don't think there was anyone from UK from it though. Yeah. And then the basketball both basketball team. Well, that one the one runner off Loughlin. No. Sarah something. Yeah. She was in the four by one hundred. Yeah. In the arms of the track and field. Well, there was also if you're thinking of people which I think this is involved in the count people that went to UK but didn't race for America. We have the runner from Puerto Rico that right. Yeah. Yeah. And she's a two Tom only pin though. Yeah. For getting her name off top of my head but it's hot. There's a lot of really. Yeah. There are a lot of people. I think it's 12. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I was just curious to me and the neighbor were talking about it because he was talking about the four by one hundred gold medalist people. I said, Oh yeah, she she went to UK for a year. Yeah. I was like, Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, speaking also of gold medals, women's soccer is finally back, I think. And I could not love Emma Hayes, the head coach anymore. Yeah. Every interview that I have seen that woman do she, I love her. I love her. So in case you don't know who she is and you're gonna find out I think in the next the next couple of weeks because I think she's gonna be kind of everywhere once, once we left around and we found out exactly. Yeah. So she actually has been a head coach of Chelsea, the Chelsea women's team. Okay. Forever. I mean, she's won every, I think she's won every single thing that you ever could in women's English primarily football for Chelsea, right? So she's a good coach. Yeah. Kind of. Yeah. So she got hired in May of this year. She's only coached in games, right? Yeah. And they have won none of them. Yeah. Sure. The other one. Yeah. Yeah. And then they, and then they win the gold medal match yesterday against against Brazil. She's impressive. Yeah. We were watching that. That's where she scored the goal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I absolutely that if you got go find interviews with her because she is awesome. Yeah. And then I found out that Dennis Rodman's daughters on the Yep. Yep. Yep. Trinity Rod. She scored the goal against. Oh shoot. Was it Germany? Maybe. It was Germany. She's the one that's got a pink hair, like two pink, big braids. Yep. Yep. Yeah, but definitely she's gonna score a second goal yesterday. But it was like just barely missed. Yeah. Oh, and my goodness, that goalkeeper for US. Yeah. She is good. Yeah. She got that big Paul out there. And yeah, what are that thing like? That one block with the foot. Yep. God bless that left foot. Yeah. So I'm really, you know, I haven't been excited for the US women's team in a little while, just because I feel like they've been a little stale. Yeah. Yeah. Transition period. Yeah. Well, they've been a little stale. There's been a lot of boots and politics with it. Yeah, I'm not gonna get into that. But for me, like the play has been just a little stale. That's, you know. And I've loved them. Like, I used to play soccer. Like, I loved me and him and Judy Foudy and all of them when I was growing up. Yep. That's they were like a super awesome one. I was playing soccer. Yeah. So that's who I've always like followed and I and I don't watch a lot of soccer anymore, but I will watch them when they play in the World Cup. Oh, yeah. The Olympics and stuff. I really like them. Yeah. I like it because I'm totally just inject Emma Hayes into my veins. I'm so here for that woman. Like, I'm here. Yeah. She's awesome. And so it was really exciting to see the to see the US women's soccer team and get back on. Oh, yeah. And frankly, they should just give Emma Hayes the reins to the men's team and just be done with it. Like, I mean, just give her all the things US soccer, because I think then we would win everything. I watched some of the men's team and they just every time I've watched them, they just I don't want to say they're lazy. Just they don't. They're not good. They're not. They don't react to where the ball is going. And they finally fired that coach. Yeah. Finally. After how long? Like let it if you don't want to give Emma Hayes the control of all of it, then let her pick the next men's coach. Yeah, right? Yeah. Yeah. Just let her pick them. I'm Emma Hayes. This is my brother Jerry. I'm here for it, man. All about it. All right. Okay. So we obviously have to talk about possibly obviously the biggest meme that's ever come out of the Olympics, I think. What are you going with? Well, you know, I think you know which one I'm going with. It's got to be the French guy was one thing. Yeah. But this right dancing is a whole no, no, biggest. I was like, Oh, yeah. And I also don't know. So obviously break dancing first time at first and actually last time in the Olympics, you will not be seeing break dancing in 2028. But not because the reasons you might think I read it actually read the article that said you weren't normally should read the headline. I'm just like, Oh, okay. But actually read the article. And it said because of the cost, the expense to the the competitors, I'm not going to call them athletes necessarily. But yes, to the B girls and the B boys, the expense, I guess, because they don't necessarily have sponsors, they're not on a team. They're not, you know, I think they had to pay for everything themselves. Yeah, expensive, like international travel like that. Right. In some countries, if you make the Olympics, they just they spot you. Yeah, go for it. Not here. Not here. Especially not for break dancing. Yeah. I tell you what, though, I watched most of the women's and I watched some of the men's I, you know, I've seen people argue that it's not an Olympic sport. John said this is a farce and why is this even in the Olympics? It takes a lot of strength and coordination effort. I honestly thought there were some talented people that a little bit with John. I don't know why it was there. How about rhythmic gymnastics? I know. I can tell you why it was there is because the World Dance Federation has been trying desperately to get some kind of competitive dancing in the Olympics forever. It just makes me think of that episode of South Park where they ran into that. It's true. Uh huh. This is to you dance. So cool. You guys are then on me and they keep getting like challenged to dances. And they're like, I don't know what you want from me. That's what I thought the whole time about break days. Like, I don't, you want me? You want me to dance? I don't, I don't know what you want from me. I went to a different, I went to the office episode where Michael Scott's like, sometimes for your team, you just got to dance and they show him on the door, like trying to do the, like the floor. Yeah. I'm like, Oh God. Now I will say back in the day when break dancing was like super popular in the 80s, breaking and breaking to electric boogaloo. Yep. I make that joke. I do too. Right? So many times every time there's a two, I had to say electric, you have to. It doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't matter what it is. It's 100% the law you have to say. I haven't seen that movie, but I know enough to not reach her to electric boogaloo. There's no stop in us. There's no step in the ceiling. No one does it. But no, that's a line of rigie. So no, you guys on the ceiling and breaking. It's been a long time since I've seen it also danced on the ceiling. That's a good song. That whole album's good. I can't eat it in my heels. Yeah, I'm not trying to sidetrack her though. MTV. So I thought it was a little goofy, I guess, with the two announcers. And honestly, when we were watching the women's, John's like, the crowd seems totally bored with this, right? I think I think the way they structured it was not good. If you think break dancing is a sport, the way they structured it. It's a competition, not a sport. The way they structured it was not conducive with the way it usually goes. Usually it's 1v1, right? Well, that's how it was. But it's usually like you've got 1v1 and you've got your crew around you, it's a hype man. That's why it's fun to watch normally. And I feel like it's organic normally. You're not like, we're going to meet it this day, this time, and we're going to break. We're going to see who does it better. It's like you run into someone on the street and they're like, "You dance off." Dance off. Dance off. Dance off, pants off, wait. That's just something else. So I guess I have mixed feelings about it because I think there was actually some good dancers on the men's and the women's, particularly the men's. But I felt like the American woman, the French woman, the Lithuanian, and the Chinese girl were all really, really good. And then the girl from Japan who won the gold. And then there's that one girl. Well, yeah. And now we get to Australia. Who? What the hell? Okay. I still am not convinced that this wasn't some kind of social experiment. Troll. The only thing I can think of. Have you heard those stories about people who qualify for the Olympics because they do a sport no one else is doing? Yeah. Except this woman is, because I've read a couple of articles, you know, to find out who she is. So she is actually a champion in Australia. I swear to God, I swear, supposedly. She's also a academic who teaches, has a PhD, and she teaches hip hop, dance, whatever. But supposedly she was a champion in Australia. I can't believe that. Watching the quote unquote highlights of her performance. I'm pretty sure Sylvia could outdo her. I'm pretty sure I could outdo her and my hips hurt all the time. Because she's rocking her knees back and forth in one clip. And then she's just kind of putting her hands up in there. And then she's doing jazz hands. Well, that kind of that kangaroo hop. And I felt bad for the French girl who had that. Right. Yeah. But that's that was going to be one of my points here is the fact that yes, it's funny. It's been memed all over the place already. Memed to death, right? Already. She has become, you know, overnight household name almost. At least the household. Watch this crap. I don't know her name, but yeah, definitely. Ray ray gun. Yeah. That's her as her breaking name. But to me, in my opinion, she did a real disservice to the sport as a whole. Well, what's it to that group of women? Yeah. Who came there to actually break that like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. And then, you know, you're not talking about the Japanese girl who won the gold medal. Yeah. You're not right. I haven't even seen a clip of the other winners. Exactly. Because everybody's talking about this woman. Yeah. So she took, she took that, that kind of spotlight away from people who were way more serious about it than I think she was. Yeah. And it does take a lot of strength to be able to do the actual break dancing moves. Yeah. Like to spin on your head. Trust me. Handstands. Again, as someone who, you know, was in fifth grade when all this kind of like really went down, we had cardboard and we were trying to backspin and, you know, do all that stuff. By the way, have you seen the videos of people who post like a video of gymnastics and like, you know, Simone Biles and George Charles falling off the beam? Yeah. And they'll show like them fall off the beam and then it'll cut to them like slouched over in the couch and they won't potato chips on their stomach. Yeah. Oh, loser. Yeah. So I don't necessarily, you know, I don't know that it did belong in the Olympics, but it was there. And I feel like that everybody, but this ray gun woman was there to actually like seriously compete, you know, and then here she comes and just, I think did a complete disservice to everybody else who was in the competition. She was happy to be there. I don't know what she was. Like, I don't even know what she was thinking, you know, because if you, I guess if you have a knowledge of what break dancing is, then you would know that that is not break dancing. Yeah. What she did. I'm more like more like interpretive dance, anything. It was, uh, yeah, I'd seen on Facebook or somewhere. I don't remember where, but someone had been like, um, this is what my toddler looks like when they're trying to get my attention. Look at, look at what I can do. Look at me. Hey, mommy, look at me. Look what I can do. Yeah. To just to, I don't know, you could, before her, you could have really, you could have made serious arguments about why it belonged in the Olympics, but now like you see her kind of everybody's going to point to her. It's like, no, this is not belonging to Olympics. You know, I mean, they might have already decided they weren't having it in the next Olympics, but she like pretty much put the nail in the coffin, I think, with the way that she acted. Yeah. So in 2028, they are going to have flag football. Yeah. I can, I can get down with that. I'm here. Yeah, I'm here for the flag football. Um, Jalen Hertz is the face of it, right? Yeah. Yeah. I believe so. Yeah. I'm good with that. You know, I've never watched flag football. It's fun. A lot of people think that a lot of people think that regular football is going to be going to just put flags on me. Can't tackle nobody. Yeah. I've not actively avoided it. I've just never sat down and tried to watch any of it. Yeah. I don't think I've actually like sat down and be like, you know what? I'm going to watch a whole flag football game. I don't know. I don't know against it. I got, do they still have blockers for the quarterback? Um, it's more like a seven on seven type of thing. Okay. Yeah. So yeah. So she said, and I quote, she told reporters this Reagan told reporters this, right? I was never going to beat these girls on what they do best. The dynamic and the power moves. So I wanted to move differently, be artistic and creative, which kind of what you said, Kyle, because how many chances you get that in the lifetime to do that on an international stage. What's the look? How can idiot on an international stage? Christie. Yeah. This woman is never anybody that knows this woman is never going to let her live this down. So here you go. So she secured a spot by winning the 2023 Oceana breaking championship. She represented Australia at the 2021 and 2022 world championships. Her style wasn't enough to pass the group stage in Paris, obviously. But yeah. So she actually, I told you, man, I told you she had won. So she had to make it through it. Was that a qualifying round that they're showing? Yeah. She and you know how many points she scored? Zero. Like she literally scored zero points on both of her rounds. Has that ever happened to anyone in these? I don't know straight zeroes in the only. I was about to bring it up. So a bouldering and rock climbing, right? Yeah. So so bouldering rock climbing in the Olympics. There was a Japanese competitor who was on the shorter side. She literally could not start around because she couldn't jump high enough to grab the starting blocks. And the padded section when she tried to jump would give away too much if she couldn't reach it. Oh, that's sad. But she has won her. She's won all of her country competitions. And she like, yeah, I was like, that's just not fair. Yeah. Yeah. That does. Well, that's different. I mean, that's a little different. So I would have said, if I was a judge or had been a host on the mic, I would have said, you leave the stage, you are awarded zero points and may God have mercy on your soul. We are dumber for listening. Exactly. We're a dumber for watching you quote unquote breakdance, right? Here's a meme from online. It's just someone had texted their friend that I mean, the said I could live all my life and never come up with anything as funny as Reagan. And they said, I feel like the vibe is that she discovered hip hop from Capri Sun commercials. But yeah, I just I can't believe that she actually like she teaches like in a, yeah, that's like, you know, she said, right? Well, she can't do what we're teaching. I don't want to learn from her. So I did. I hope she doesn't have long lasting repercussions from this embarrassment. Well, don't worry. As a human being with empathy. Well, I hope that this passes. So how do you think the Hock to a girl felt? Because now this is she's this the Ray guns, the new meme, right? Well, Hock to a girl has already made her million dollars. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, she wrote. I cannot blame her either. Honestly, you know, like, I wouldn't have said that to a camera or just ever, I don't think. But, um, she said I'd been drinking and it sounded funny in my head. So if we know we know good honor for taking that up. So we know flag football is coming in 2028, break dancing is out. This is the last time you've probably ever ever see break dancing in the Olympics. What other kind of niche sport or competition would you like to see? I have mine. Oh, goodness. That's not already in the, or has been something that's not already been in the Olympics. It's like a niche competition or sport. Either one, I throw axes. I was actually going to say, I think that would be good in the Olympics, but to add on to that, I want the lumberjack games in the Olympics. Oh, the guys that do like the saws and climbing and all that stuff. I want those sports in the Olympics. So do you, I think, I feel like you could possibly qualify for the US team. And I know my best night. Yeah. Okay. But I'm not consistent enough to make any kind of national team is darts in the Olympics. Mm hmm. See, I think darts. Oh, that's a good one. I like that. Yeah. We're bowling. Bowling. Bowling used to be, I think. I think bowling used to be. Yeah. That shuffleboard, that sand shuffleboard. It's now in the Olympics. Ping. Yeah. What's Bocce ball? I feel like maybe Bocce ball was, but if it hasn't been, it should be, I think croquet was at one time. This isn't something I'm just dying to see because I can't think of any, I'm dying to see, but it just popped in my head. What about cheerleading? That's or do you think they only have that in America? I think they only kind of have that in America. But like, if they wanted, if they really wanted some kind of competitive dance, I don't understand why they couldn't have dance teams. Yeah. You know, because I think that dance teams is like an international thing. Well, it is. And they've already got the structure set up between all the national competitions and stuff. I think some of the sports, they don't have the Olympics. It's because there's not an international pool for it. Yeah. That's kind of what I was saying. Yeah. I'm trying to think of something that's not there that would be somewhere besides America or places that have stuff that America doesn't. Well, that that's spike ball. That's really popular. Oh, yeah. Spike ball. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Spike ball. I've only ever seen frat boys by that. Yeah. There's leagues and stuff. I've seen one hole. Why is it corn hole? Oh, there you go. Yeah. I don't know why I said it at corn hole. You want to put this on hold? We could have Davis be there to be the mascot. He's corn hole. Yeah. Netball is a ridiculous sport. Netball is fun. I showed Sylvia that and she goes, do you don't have to dribble? I was like, no, it's just passing standing by the way. Yes. Highlight. The world's most dangerous game. Yep. It's already in there. No. Highlight's not. Thought it wasn't. No, but it'd be awesome to see somebody get you know, winged in the head with a hard hard ball. Right. So I'm, I am actually here for what was the one at corn hole? I'm here. I'm here for that. I think that could be a good Olympic sport. I really do. But again, I think the problem is it's not international, but it is. I feel like it is. Like they're playing corn hole. Well, could you know pickle balls coming? Oh, yeah. Pickle balls coming hands down. I don't know that it makes 2028, but it'll be there in 2032. Yeah. I think not sports. It should be, but one of my favorite things I saw overall was the guy from Turkey. Yeah, the shooting competition. He didn't have all the head gear and all that. Yeah. So I'm here for trick diving. Oh, trick. I want to see triath diving. If we can get the triple Lindy in somebody to do the triple Lindy in the Olympics, that's an automatic gold medal, in my opinion. Yeah. Um, corn hole is international. It has its own world cup and international tournaments. You bring the easiest from different countries to compete and celebrate for their love of the game. Coming soon, the ACL, the American corn hole league host events around the world, including the Croatian Open, ACL, Canada, ACL, UK, and the Euro open. I'm here for it. Yep. I'm tell. I think. Yeah. I'm here for an international extra league. Okay. But it's only it's only us in Canada. Yeah. So maybe we could keep spreading out. Uh, one thing is, uh, I forgot where I was going with that. Well, I'm here for trick diving. Yes. Yeah. Diving. Thank you. No trick diving. Yeah. But I'm death diving. You have you would have to get somewhere way high and that's a whole thing with the cliffs and all that. But trick diving. I mean, you can just have it in the regular diving pool, right? But you had to do cool tricks. I did see that the Olympians coming through. Yeah. Flaming hoop. So the people who were doing surfing were in Tahiti. Tahiti. Yeah. All the people in Paris were complaining. Like these people have like luxury hotel rooms and they're teaching. Yeah. But here I am in Paris on the cardboard bed. Learn to serve with no air conditioning. Yes. Learn to surf. That's all I know. There was a team that brought their own poor lawyer conditioners. Yeah. I saw a lot of those. Well, the bottom line is I hope the L.A. is ready because this was really good games. Yeah. From opening haven't seen it in haven't seen closing ceremonies, but they've already started. Look at that real quick. Kind of laying out where things will be in L.A. I saw it the other day. The so far is going to have swimming. Yeah. It's going to be outside. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be cool. That's going to be the first time I think ever. Yeah. Well, definitely that will be in like a football stadium. But it's a winner Olympics going to be no idea. Don't care. I mean, I do care. I just wanted to be. I just want to be. It's all I want. Yeah. They've already got all the venues out. I'm trying to see if you can or the skiing shoot. That's a good one too. I like that one. You're going to do the pool and exposition park. There's going to be an arena in downtown L.A. Okay. There's going to be arena in Inglewood, one in Long Beach, one in Belmont Shore, Convention Center in downtown L.A. Convention Center in Long Beach, Equestrian in Temecula. They're going to have field sports in Carson. Yeah, it's track and field will be at the L.A. Memorial Coliseum. A lot of it's in Long Beach looks like. Okay. Yeah. Oh, they're going to do. They're doing softball out in Oklahoma City. Really? It's on here. It's on softball because it's coming back in Oklahoma City. But you know what that kind of makes sense because that's like the softball capital. That's where that women's world series. Yeah. Yeah. And they're going to have Whitewater Center in Oklahoma too. Huh. Okay. Interesting. By the way, 2026 Winter Olympics is going to be in Italy. Uh, Turin again. Uh, Milan. Oh, yeah. Manon. Okay. According to the Googles. So, so kind of the last thing that I'll say then we'll probably next week, we'll probably talk about closing ceremonies. But did you, did you realize that as cool as the cauldron, the balloon thing is it's fake. What? Yep. There's no fire in it. It's all LED lights and fake. Apparently the fire, the flame is in some box somewhere that you can go look at it. That's like the eternal flame. It just keeps getting fed. No. But the bottom line is there's no, there's no flame in the balloon. That's stinks. I'm sorry. I mean, that makes me sad. I wish it was the flame. It was so cool. Yeah. Wouldn't, if I gave me some money from my wallet, would it ease the pain? No. If you gave me some money, it would. Like when they, when they lit it and it's like, oh, it's super cool. And now the balloon's going up and then it's fake. We'll have the balloon get up there then. It's all fake. It's all smoke and mirrors. We live in a simulation. I know we do. I'm more positive of that now than ever. I wish they'd stop doing the firmware updates. I'm tired of this. Right. Anyway, you know what? The people who were trapped in space wish that Boeing would have done the firmware updates. That's such a weird ass story. They're supposed to be there for a weekend and they're going to be there for six months. Right. We'll swing back around and get you. I wasn't going to do a news. I was going to say the news is weird probably until next week, but that is a weird story. That is a strange story. They go up there and now all of a sudden they're saying that they can't get them down because the software on the ship wasn't updated properly. So the ship doesn't understand how to disconnect from the space station. What the hell? And to update the software, they have to, they have to send someone up there literally to update it. It's not a remote update that they can do. They send another astronaut up and I just get on with like a floppy disk. Are they going with a CD and they're like, I got it. No, no, you're too advanced. It's five and a quarter floppy. Well, not even the three inch. No, you got it. It's the one where you got to put it in and flip the thing down. Yeah. Or the tape deck. The tape deck. Yeah. Yeah. They were the nature. But like, and we're old. Anyway. So, you know, I know these people, these people that are up there are actual astronauts, right? Oh, yeah. So they've, they've actually got, hopefully, I think, you know, kind of the mental abilities because they're not coming down till next year is what they're saying. I mean, part of your part of your approval in the US anyway, to be an astronaut is mental isolation. Like you have to go for like isolation training. And right. Yeah. But still to know that you're just stuck and because they thought it was going to be a quick trip. I had heard that they didn't bring a like they didn't bring a close like a couple of days. Yeah. It was like a weekend trip. Yeah. Six months to the moon. Like, I don't even think they brought a toothbrush. Right. That's, you know, that's how quick that's how long are they going to have the food to live. That was my question and I had water. I haven't exactly. I don't know what that space station is stocked with and I don't don't know for how many months because, you know, you ain't door dashing. I did see something. One of the articles I read said that it has they maintain three months on the space station. Okay. So they're gonna have to stretch a little bit. It's August. We're not coming to get you till 2025. See, so that's like six ish and that's even if they go get them in January, which they just said 2025. If that article was correct, they gonna be losing some weight because they're gonna start rationing now. Well, and weird stuff happens to your body like permanent changes. If you're in, if you're in that that environment for too long. What was that astronaut? Was it Mark Kelly? Yeah. He had a twin brother. So when he was up in the space station, he's shorter now. So he's shorter now and like his like some of his physical traits are different and all this other stuff. They compared him to his genetically twin brother and they did all kinds of research. They were lab rats for like a month after he got back. But like do they have, I guess, do they have a, they have communication, I suppose. They definitely have communication. Do they have like a TV or something or? I mean, they get video signals. Yeah. Oh. So I don't know, man, that would be rough. Just the expectation and reality difference would just murder my mental health. I couldn't do it. There's no way. I'd be freaking out. I just, I would end up like, I gotta open a window and then vacuum of space would just take me. So hang on, they're living Gilligan's Island. Oh, kind of. Yeah. It was supposed to be a three hour tour. Yeah. Space Gilligan's Island. Oh, Giligan's Island in space. So what character on Gilligan's Island would John be? Oh, the professor. The professor for sure. Yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty sure I'd be a, what's the captain's name? Skipper. Skipper. Skipper. Yeah. Pretty sure I'd have been the skipper. And now I'm really old. Anyway. Yeah. I didn't bother asking her. I'd be Mrs. Hal. I've never watched it. I know it. I'm here. You know what? I'm here for that. In fact, because you always see these memes. They're like, like at the one I saw today was that Danny Glover was only, was 41 years old when in Lethal Weapon, when he decided he was tired of this crap and he was gonna retire. Yeah. Think about that. So I'm pretty sure that Mrs. Hal was probably like only 50 years old, right? Oh, yeah. Definitely. And serious, no doubt we're talking about. I mean, you never watch Gilligan's Island? No. I've heard of it, but I've never watched it. Oh, that was a staple after New Television. Oh, that's after IntelliJur for me. But yeah. I mean, you guys can pick my character. Just don't do like someone did once and we were picking our characters from Archer and someone said that I would be Pam because that was insulting. I mean, everything about that's insulting. Do you want to be punched in the mouth? I mean, that's all I would have said back. But see, I was like, I always, I wouldn't, I mean, you're tough and you would win in a fight. I would take it as a compliment because you would, that means you would be whipping people's bullets. You fight, you're winning a fight club all the time. That's her only meaningful call. I love Pam. I don't want to be Pam. Okay, fair enough. She is insane. Yes. But anyway, it's going to be very interesting to see what happens when they finally pull them out of that space station. It's going to be, I mean, they had families, right? Yeah. I mean, man, that's so, that's such a weird situation to be in. I'd be suing somebody so hard. It wouldn't even be funny. So whose, whose job was it to update it? That's what I'm suing. I mean, it was Boeing's. Do you think it was a crowd strike thing? Oh, dude, my company got screwed over so hard by that crowd strike thing. When they shut that server down or wherever it was, it, I'm not, if you know my company, you know it. But like our, our cloud stuff got decimated, huh? Decimated. Like we had no connections to anything. We went away like a week. Ouch. Well, get best of luck to those people who are up there. I, I couldn't do it. So anyway, I guess it's kind of like a de facto news of the weird, but I'm not going to do the, did it, did it on it. Um, all right, it's time for some take it early. Put it on there. All right, take it a little bit time. So minor league baseball. I always love minor league baseball because they do some fun things giveaways in such and, and they're actually doing, getting ready to do one or they're doing one. So this is the minor league baseball as, as a whole, like the entity, not just one team, right? They are giving away five munchy mitts. Hey, five singular. Yes. Okay. Okay. But these are munchy mitts. So I guess my question would be, are you going to take or leave a munchy mitt? And let me tell you what a munchy mitt is and then I'll show you a picture. The munchy mitt can hold ketchup, mustard, a hot dog, a drink and a baseball. So it's essentially a baseball glove. It's a utility baseball glove that has many pockets. Oh, I see. Yeah. So it's got like a little, it's a baseball glove that's been equipped with like a pocket for mustard ketchup and a hot dog. So that when a foul ball or a fly ball comes to you, a home run, you can sing all your food. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Just spray ketchup and mustard everywhere. You're taking her leaving a munchy mitt. I'm going to leave that. They're only giving away five for the whole league. Yeah. Well, first of all, that's extremely stingy. Yes. Second of all, who's just going to the ballpark with a bottle of mustard and a bottle of ketchup? You get that from the hot dog vendors, Sarah. But why? How much hot doggie, but how much of those have you been on one hot dog? Why does it have to be in your glove? And it's something you take home to put on a shelf. That's what it is. Yeah. I just would rather have a glove, I think. Yeah. I don't know. So I'm seeing someone being like, Oh, I got that. And then, yeah, as soon as the ball entire meal goes flying on the kids behind them and the kids are mad. And I didn't get a ball and they're covering. I just see condiment spraying. Yeah. Kind of like a, like a Wolverine situation. Yeah. Not the eye. No, I'm just coming out. It's just like a ketchup and mustard spray. Yeah. I am a fan of Batman. So I will take the glove because the utility aspect of it. You are utility. I will take. Oh, that's a good point. I do not like that. There's only five of them. Also, it's kind of weird that it's supposed to have ketchup and mustard. Yeah. But I like the idea of the pockets around the glove. Yeah. I like it. I'll take it. Sure. I don't have any more room to hold this hot dog. Better stuff it behind my glove. Yes. This is my spare hot dog for later. Hey, if I, if I, I'm here for this because if I see a ball coming, I'm going to need to stick that hot dog somewhere real quick. Yeah. Yup. You're going to stick the hot dog somewhere. I'm going to stick it somewhere and it's going to be in that munchy mitt. I'm here for you. Stick it in your mitt. But yeah, I think they could have. I could have done more gloves though. Yeah. I like five. I don't know. The price fits. Maybe five for stadium. Yeah. I like that five per stadium. Five per stadium would be good. Yeah. Five per game. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it depends on me. People are coming. You know. Well, either way. I have problems with the quantity. Okay. You've got problems with the quantity. Maybe because I want one. All right. So pop tarts. We've had numerous discussions about pop tarts on the show. We've had different pop tarts. We've had pop tarts. Poppers. We've had the pop tart. What's it? The pop tarts bowl, the bowl with the edible mascot and all of that. Right. It sacrificed himself. Yup. Yeah. So pop tarts has come out. Pop tarts has come out with a pop tarts party pastry. The party item is said to be 73 times larger than a traditional pop tart. So would that be this table? Pretty much. Yeah, the specialty item marks the pop tarts 60th anniversary. So Heidi Ray, senior director of marketing pop tart said if you're one of our fans that misses the nostalgia of childhood summers when you can practically smell the freedom in the air, the pop tarts party pastry is for you. For over 60 years, pop tarts has been dedicated to making moments crazy good. So you're celebrating an everyday small moment or major life event, the pop tarts party pastry. We'll bring the energy of summers passed into moments that matter to you most today. I don't understand why it would. But you know, here we are. Yep. It's a thing. So you couldn't you can get this goes on sale. It's already on sale. Actually, 60 bucks for at 60 bucks for 72 times. Yeah, 73 times. Well, that means it's 32 feet long. Yeah, 33 feet. I'm doing the math. Okay. Yeah. If it is that long and 72, 72 times the size of a normal pop tart, that's worth 60 bucks. Yeah, it's way worth it because it's going to be 38 feet long and 21 feet high. I mean this with all the respect, there's no fricking way that you're right. How long is a pop tart like four inches like a two by four? Well, Google AI says it's five point four inches long and three point seven one inches wide and three point five one. Maybe they just mean square area. Maybe I'm not good at math. So the big it's a big pop tart. Yeah, a hanker of a pop tart. Are you taking it? I'm kind of I don't know. I would need to be talked into it because I would think if you bought one by the time you could finish it, it would have molded. Yeah, that would would have to be a party pack, you know, it would have to be for a party. Yeah. So I would yeah, I'll take it because I would get it for a party because it would be the novelty and the fact that it's a pop tart and yeah, it'd be fun. Can you get that for the Derby party? Oh, yeah, I thought we're now and just private stayed in the box in my beer, right? Maybe it's it if it was nine months would it be in foil? Can you free can you freeze a pop tart? Okay. Yeah, they're feasible. Yeah, just put it in your dry freezer. Yeah, yeah, especially if it's seven feet long, it may fit in the freezer in the garage. There you go. Possible by the way, did they say how long it's going to last or anything? No, no, there's no other information. Yeah, you're asking me questions I can't answer. Damn it, Carrie, even send a strongly worded email so you can get this information. I'll take it. It sounds good. Say what flavor it was? No. I'm guessing if you're buying a six foot pop tart, I don't think so. I don't think it probably just comes in one flavor. Yeah, that's what I'm going. That's what I'm guessing. It's fine, but I'm a cherry right girl. I'll take it. Why not? I mean, yeah, it would be like for the Derby party. It would be fun. Ooh, what if you like? Well, Halloween party. And then what if you made it a contest like you put like little like pieces of paper underneath certain parts of the paper or a pop tart and you cut it and make pieces and then and then whoever gets that piece gets whatever's underneath the piece. I like it. Yeah. And it can be a prize or a punishment. So I'm kind of fencing this because I'm taking it for the sheer novelty of it. I'm also taking it because it's delivering what it's promising on a giant pop tart where when you get these giant racy cups or giant whatever's, they're always a bunch of them. You know what I'm saying? Like, oh, it's advertised as like a giant racy's cup, but it's not really one giant racy's cup. It's like packs, 50 packs of racy's cups. You know what I'm saying? So this is actually delivering what it promises. My problem with it is how the hell you got totosis thing because I ain't eating a raw pop tart. Yeah, I get like one of those kitchen torches and just just do it like just at a time. Okay. All right. Kind of like how you're like you're making creme brulee. Yeah. Okay. Cuz I'm I'm not trying to I'm not trying to eat a fire. I mean, we can work this. I'm not trying to get a giant bonfire. Eat a raw pop tart up in here. Take it to Burning Man. Never talk that fire. You know, they're saying that that maybe Burning Man may be over. Cuz it's just become too commercial. I mean, I've been going for so long. I'm such a fan of being in the desert for weeks on end. I really like I really like pooping in a bucket. I love my community of Burning Man, Francis entry. I don't have one that sounds awful. I know I know several people have been to Burning Man. They said, look, unless you're gonna do shrooms, don't go. Yeah. No, you can't. I'm like, okay, good. Not going. Well, we're gonna take our giant pop tart there and see if we can cook it anyway. All right. So not to be outdone by baseball, who tends to have a lot of weird foods, right? The Arizona Cardinals football team has introduced a cotton candy burrito to their menu for the 2024 season. It's filled it's cotton candy filled with a bunch of dry cereal, I think Skittles, M&Ms, and rolled up, and then presented to you like a burrito. My mouth just went completely dry. Yeah, I think that's a bridge too far for me, dog. It's not for me. The the six-year-old that was Kyle so many years ago, we're like, oh, yeah, totally. But the the old man sitting here, no, no, thank you. Like this thing, looking at this thing, I'm leaving this. Especially the dry cereal part. It's tipping me over into zombies. It makes my stomach hurt, just physically looking at this picture makes my stomach hurt. It's like the inside of a stomach of a six-year-old. If you've ever seen a five-pound burrito, that's a five-pound size cotton candy burrito filled with candy and dry cereal. Cotton candy on its own is too sweet. Cotton candy is sugar. Yeah. Like I can't imagine just eating pure sugar on filled with even more sugar. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna say no to that one. This isn't like they didn't just invent this because I have seen these before in other places, like not not sporting venues, but like I feel like some YouTube travel channels that I've seen maybe like in Japan or something like that where you can get them. But it just looking at it makes my stomach hurt. And why would I want to sit at a football game? You're gonna be going by like, yeah, it's not gonna be a good scene. Do you want diabetes? That's how you get diabetes. I don't know why anybody thought that was a good idea. Like, hey, I know. Let's put this on our menu for football season. Oh, and I don't even know how much it costs, but whatever the price is, it's too much. Well, that's a good point. Yeah. So no, I think we're all leaving that. Yeah. I have a NFL tribute question for you. Yes. Which NFL team mascot is fictional and does not exist? Well, Steely McBeam from the Steelers technically doesn't need it. Well, not the actual mascot, but like, you know, New England Patriots. The Patriots are not fictional. Oh, with the Browns? The Browns are the Browns and Giants are the only two because Giants aren't real. Yeah, Browns. I was gonna say yeah, because the Browns are the Browns. They're fair. They're little pixies, fairies, or whatever, like with wings. Yeah. But I was watching this clip online, and somebody goes to Buccaneers and guy goes, Buccaneers are real, man. He goes, no, they're not. They had to like, pull it off. Dude. Yeah. Have you ever seen a pirate ship pull over? Yeah. The Steelers? Look, you're a man. I don't know what to tell you, man. Yeah, you got to go. Right. Okay. So you all have seen this, like, this thing where in some restaurants that bring out the big wheel of Parmesan and they'll make the spaghetti in it. You seem cut too. Yeah. But I'm talking where they make the spaghetti. You know what I'm saying? Like they put the spaghetti in it and they get it all parmed up or whatever. Parm it up. Parm it up. Parm it up. Parm it up. Yeah, they get it all. I'm about to get. Oh, I like that. Oh, yeah. That's some, uh, that's some Thunderbirds. Yeah. Wow. Fabulous Thunderbirds. Look at Sarah pulling out like a day. Okay. I'll see you. Okay. I'm not watching Gilligan Tom. All right. So we're all familiar with this parm wheel today. Well, now meet wheel Vida. Meet the wheel. Meet. Look at it. I want to see the wheel Vida. Meet the wheel Vida dining experience. It's not cheese though. Yes. It's flaccid. Uh, flaccid. Yeah. Flaccid cheese loaf. Um, so yes. So wheel Vida takes inspiration from the classic Parmesan wheel and the pasta, pasta dishes made within the wheel. So, um, let's see. Speaking about this special experience, Stephanie Vance, brand manager and velvida said indulging in creamy, warm velvida, shells and cheese is an over the top pleasure experience that simply hits. We created the wheel Vida to illustrate the big bowl of energy of our brand from its large size to the extraordinary table side service. It aims to hit the bullseye of pleasure partnering with bouncing sporting club, a brand that has a similar vision of unapologetic fun. We were able to double down on big cheese energy and bring this over the top dish to unapologetic fans. So, um, in order to get this experience, right, uh, you have to go to bounce sporting club in Montauk, New York and Delray, Florida. Reservations will be available via open table. Um, yeah, from August until August 15th. So, just for a week. Yeah. Yep. Lame. But, uh, what, what do you, what do you think? Uh, nothing about velvida is bold, pleasurable or energetic. Nothing about velvida is that way. Yeah, I said something else I would have been, uh, too explicit for the show. Oh, hey, cold medicine and beer. That's all I'm going to say, uh, especially 14% beer. Uh, but if I were a teenager, I'd be all over this because, you know, carbs and velvida cheese. I mean, what can go wrong? But yeah, I got to leave this because it's just going to be, it's just going to be gooey noodles. That's all it's going to be. Yeah, I'm going to leave it. I'm going to leave everything about this. I hate velvida. The only time it's accessible to have velvida is to put it in the rotil, like sausage dip, which does sound good right now. Um, but no, I hate velvida shells and cheese. It's the worst thing I've ever had. Yeah, I do like me some velvida shells and cheese, but traumatized by velvida shells and cheese growing up. And then my mother knows about it. We just talked about it the other day and I do not like it and I will not eat it and I will not be partaking in whatever this tomfooler is. Although if you want to eat it, it sounds like you'd fall out there right now. Yeah, show me in the box where velvida hurt you. Right. Um, yeah, I'm leaving this there. You're not, if you eat when you eat velvida shells and cheese, you go and take a nap. There's no big energy, right? You're going to sleep. Yeah, it's not bold. Yeah. Night night. Because it's bland melted oil. No, I feel like that they they are bastardizing the palm wheel that I would absolutely do. I would totally do the palm wheel, right? Because that looks super delicious with the spaghetti in it or whatever. But yeah, no. Miss me with this. This is just too much. Yeah, no, thank you. Yeah, there was an episode of Good Mythical Morning where they took four palm wheels, the big giant ones, and they put them on a car. And then they got in the car to try and drive it to see if you could drive a car that had four palm wheels. I guess no. No. Oh, like they started trying to move it in and immediately started like grinding down into the ground. Yeah. Yeah, like they replaced the tires with like they stuck the wheels on that. Now, maybe you could do one of those, uh, big trucks, you know, the kids, big truck wheels. Oh, yeah. You could probably do one of those. Oh, like a power wheel stop situation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause yeah, the car was probably too heavy. Yeah. Huh, it's an interesting experiment. Yeah, you should check it out. Yeah. I miss Good Morning. They're good. Yeah. But yes, I'm totally leaving this fella. You think even though I do like shells and cheese, but this is too much. Yeah. Too much. 100%. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's going to do it for this week's take it or leave it. So Sarah, what did you think of your rasmus prime from more? It's more brewing. More brewing. I'm just going to go with more. I think it's very much just an aesthetic aesthetic that apparently is supposed to be like when you're saying the shorthand for number. Uh, okay. Um, so I'm going to call it more. Uh, it's kind of sour and it tastes just like raspberries. So maybe like raspberries and you like fruit, it's ours. Then check it out. It's pretty straight. All right. There you go. I will try to find that. I think we've had more a few times. Uh huh. Yeah. They've always been good. Yeah. Uh, so boulevard, which has always been good as well. They're from Missouri. The bourbon burrow quad, barrel aged L coming in at 12% and you feel all of it. Uh, it is not boozy at all. It is sweet and calmly and delicious. And I recommend I would buy it. Okay. Yeah. I had a little sip of it. Um, and it, I didn't think it was super boozy. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty good. Yeah. All right. So what did you all think of Moore's Henna, chocolate covered marshmallow, chocolate and marshmallow imperial stout? I got zero marshmallow. Really? I feel like I'm chewing a marshmallow. It is so thick. And it's very chocolatey. I don't really taste the marshmallow, but it does feel like someone like put a bunch of chocolate and some marshmallow fluff and then put it in a barrel. It has a marshmallow. I love this phrase mouth feel. It does have that. It has a marshmallowy mouth feel, but uh, I didn't get like the, the flavor of marshmallow. I got the chocolate a lot. Yeah. It's a lot of chocolate. I wonder if the marshmallow like toned down the bitterness of it, but um, yeah, it definitely feels like you just, maybe they were making rascrispies treats and they forgot to put the rascrispies in and then they just poured beer in this, but um, it's very, very thick. Yeah. If you find it, definitely get it. Yeah. I like it. Yeah. I don't know that I can drink all of it. It's definitely a splitter. So I get a, I get a toasted marshmallow nose is what I get. Maybe not necessarily like the flavor, but like I get like a toasted marshmallow nose. Straight up and don't be mad at me. Everyone, but I straight up smelled Hershey's chocolate right off this. It smells like Hershey's chocolate. Yeah. That's fair. I mean, it tastes like it. Yeah. I mean, there's nothing wrong. I like it. I get, I get her chocolate too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, overall, I thought it was pretty good. Um, definitely thick, not boozy at all for 14% surprisingly enough, but I don't think I could drink the whole thing by myself. That's definitely. If you see it, grab it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then share it with some. Share it with your loved ones or be greedy. Yeah. Or, you know, or if you just want to get just loaded, just, Hey, have at it. All right. So who farted brings? Who farted here? Conkeydong. Conkeydong for up evolution, a jot jot, aquatic ape theory, triple IPA. Um, who good old triple IPA. It was, it was good. I liked it. It is a little heavy. Um, definitely hazy, definitely delivered what it promised on the hot, all the hops is in all of that kind of stuff. Um, so yeah, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty happy with it. Overall, definitely not a wet hopped. So, you know, I'm here for that. Yeah. Cause you are a dry hopped. I am dry hopped. Um, so yeah, I, I liked it and the can art's hilarious, frankly, I mean, yeah, that's part of the reason I bought it was the name of the can art. But yeah, we're all pretty good. Slow drinker. Just because it's, it definitely is a little hazy or a little thicker. Yeah. Right. I think because it's a triple. Yeah, it's definitely not a, Hey, I'm just going to chug this real quick. Yeah. Absolutely not. Yeah. So, you know, I don't want to chug real quick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to do one this week and a God, a special surprise. It's a surprise anymore. Is it cake? No. Oh, did it come there? Did the thing come? Oh, the thing came. The thing came. The thing came. Oh my God. Can't wait for the thing. Yeah, the thing. I'm excited about the thing. Yes. Yeah. The thing is here and it'll be exciting. So we will try the things and stuff. Yes. Yeah. And I have a, I have a applicable serial history. Okay. Yes. It's definitely applicable to things that have been happening. Okay. That's what I will say. Good time. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Kyle, thanks as always for hanging in. Yeah. You didn't really need the consumption rack too much. Yeah, just a couple of times. Yeah. Yeah. A little bit. Yeah. I would be able to tell you were sick if you didn't say. Yeah. And I wasn't looking at your one. Yeah. The left eye looks a little rough. Yeah. But to tell you the truth, I feel like the longer that you've talked, the better that you sound. Yeah. Well, that's probably the anti-inflammatory properties of alcohol. Yeah. Yeah. That'll do it. Yeah. And you've had some. So yeah. I've had a little bit. Yeah. Well, if you like to keep up with our anti-inflammatory properties, you can absolutely do that. On the Twix at JRLS for sports, I was feeling froggy myself yesterday and posted a couple of times. Yeah. Don't you do that. I don't know. But you can find us on Facebook or on Instagram. We are on the fired up network. We are on Apple podcast, we're on Spreaker or an iHeartRadio. 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