[ Music ] >> BHH Productions presents KB Cabaret, an original variety show. With your host, Brie Harvey. [ Applause ] >> Hi folks, welcome to KB Cabaret. My name is Brie Harvey, head writer and producer of this show. KB Cabaret is a callibou of original skits, songs, poetry and short stories. What's callibou you ask magic from a child's creative imagination? I was five when I coined that word and it's been around my family ever since. The settings originate from my hometown, Parler City. And the stories originate from people who are-- >> Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. >> Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. >> Thank you Bonnie, that folks obviously was my lawyer. Story my friends, the Parler City players. Judy McMahon, Bonnie de Paris, Charles Berman, John Kerry, John Montgomery and myself, Brie Harvey. >> Welcome to our town, welcome to Parler City. >> Where our friends come, how about you play? >> When neighbors don't leave, they stay and chat a while. >> Welcome to our time to KB Cabaret. >> This time on KB Cabaret, we feature a selection of all new comedy sketches, plus music from our producer, Brie Harvey. >> Welcome to our time to KB Cabaret. [ Music ] >> You heard them on the show. >> You've tapped your toes to their music. >> Now come to see them live, as BHH Productions presents the first annual music and comedy festival of August 13th at Traditions on the Glen Johnson City. >> You like food? >> We got food. >> Like to shop? >> We got vendors. >> Like music? >> Oh yeah. >> Come see Burns and Christy. [ Music ] >> Hey Mavis. [ Music ] >> Next check in. [ Music ] >> Andrew Bemis. [ Music ] >> Peaches and crime. [ Music ] >> Milkweed. [ Music ] >> And plank town parables. [ Music ] >> Live on stage. >> This summer. >> Sunday August 13th from 1 to 6th at Traditions of the Glen. >> Plus the amazing comedy featuring our KB Cabaret players live. >> With special guest Tom Anselone and the Queen B comedians. >> Tickets on sale now. >> Just go to kbcabaret.com. >> That's kbkabaret.com. >> Save the date for the sensation of the summer. >> Music and comedy festival. Sunday August 13th at Traditions of the Glen in Johnson City, New York. [ Music ] >> Mornings are a special time for me. My rituals are simple. A good cup of coffee. Soft classical music. And a little daily feature in our local newspaper called. Advice with Granny Atta. >> Dear Granny Atta. My life is in turmoil. I have not been able to eat right since my fiance put me on a diet. Not that I can't stand to lose a few pounds, but she is fierce. And if I side step a little bit, like yesterday, she let loose on me for drinking water before I ate. She says drinking water two hours before or after meals slows down the metabolism. I say buccus. I get thirsty and I need to drink. She poured the water I was trying to drink down my shirt. I wasn't grateful for that. It was a waste of perfectly good H20. Now I'm allowed to eat a burger or veggies, but not together. And bread? Forget about it. She said if bread is remotely in my vision, she is out the door. I have learned to follow her chart on other things like separating solid whites from white on white patterns or 100% cotton fabric from 80% cotton, 20% poly. But when it comes to this diet, I actually dream about being in jail just so I could have bread and water. What should I do, Grannyetta? Signed? Bye-bye, Mr. Pillsbury. Dear Pill, how delightful. Having such a kind and caring girlfriend. She seems to have quite a hold on you. Helping someone out with weight loss is one thing. Holding a person hostage is another. You seem to think these demands are ordinary rather than a red flag. Nurse Ratchet is a control freak and you are her willing victim. My advice to you is to have a salad and a hamburger together. Washing it down with water. In the same day I would take those whitey whites and patterned white on whites and throw them in the washer simultaneously. Hopefully she will throw a hissy and leave you. Wouldn't that be nice? If you think otherwise dear, you'll reap what you sow. Unfortunately then, you'll have no right to complain because I will be waiting in the background telling you I told you so. Thank you for writing, honey, and have a nice day. Grannyetta. [Music] Yahoo! Anybody home? Hello? Oh, Mr. Shams. How are you? Well, I'm fine. Thank you, and confused. Where's Bree? Oh, didn't you get the message? What message, dear? Bree was going to record your segment later in the week. She had an appointment. She couldn't break. Oh, how disappointing. I was looking forward to today's segment. I'm sorry. Oh, whatever you brought smells delicious. It's a bread pudding made with wine and apples. Would you like some? Well, it's okay. Yeah, let's cut a piece. Oh, thank you, Mr. Shams. This is very nice of you. There you are. This is divine. You have to soak day old sliced up rolls into a bath of sugar, eggs, milk, and wine. The flavor and texture are perfect. Thank you. Are you thirsty? Um, I just happened to have a lovely box of Sauvignon Blanc. That's a big box. Voila-la! I shop economically. There you are. One for you. And one for me. I don't think I should. Oh, nonsense. A little wine in the morning makes the sunshine. Really? I never heard that. Cheers! And I says, you louse. He took all of my savings, you know. He said he loved me. I don't even know where my brooch is. You want some more, Miss Debbie? Siller. Oh, dear. Did we drink the entire box? Miss Debbie? Oh, I better pull up the plop. Oh, you get this bread and put, put, put. Ah, and all of my other recipes on my app. Go to KBcadley.com. That's KBK um, KBF. Oh, I don't know how to spell it, but right now. Oh, you know what I mean. Well, this is bought. To get this delicious recipe for apple and wine bread pudding, just go to Boula's recipe bar, exclusively on our app. You can find this and all her other amazing recipes by going to KBcadley.com. Welcome to the Pine Estates retirement community, Mr. Holmes. What can I do for you today? Well, I saw your ad on TV about how I won't have to mow the lawn or paint the house anymore if I live here. Well, I'm 55 now, and I'm getting tired of doing all that stuff, so I'm ready to sign up. Marvelous. You've come to the right place. We cater to the 55 and overcrowd, so I'm sure you'll be very happy here. We take care of the maintenance, and you just have to figure out which leisure activity you'll indulge yourself with every day. Golf, tennis, the pool, our fully stocked bar, or even the library. Yup, I'm ready. Just give me the papers and let's get this thing underway. And who's this with you today, Mr. Holmes, your daughter? Oh, no, this is baby, my wife. Trophy wife. Your wife? Well, Mr. Holmes, you've been doing a lot of cradle robbing, haven't you? Yeah, I hear that a lot. And just how old are you, Bambi? I'm 25. He has three kids older than me. Well, enough of this chit-chat. Let's sign those papers, and I'll get out on the golf course. Uh, well, we do have a small obstacle we have to take care of first. Obstacle? What obstacle? As I said, we cater to the 55 and overcrowd. Bambi most definitely does not qualify. What do you mean she doesn't qualify? She's my wife. Trophy wife. Trophy wife or not? One must be at least 55 to live in pine estates. We have our standards to uphold, and a 25-year-old child simply cannot be allowed. Child? What are you talking about? Bambi is a full-grown woman, not a child. I'm very full-grown in certain places. Mr. Holmes, look at it from our point of view. Having such a young person on the premises would be a huge distraction to the other residents. Think how the other wives will react to such a creature strutting about the grounds. Not to mention how the other husbands will deal with it. Hmm, I see what you mean. Maybe Bambi could just visit me on weekends. Weekends? What am I supposed to do the rest of the week? Well, we do offer daycare services for our residents' grandchildren. Maybe Bambi could stay there during the day. We have a full slate of activities from story time to play time to nap time. Ooh, baby. Maybe I could just join her at nap time. Mr. Holmes, get her grip. These are children we are talking about. Oh, sorry. Sometimes I get carried away. We demand a certain level of decorum from our residents. Please keep that in mind, Mr. Holmes. Could Bambi come into the bar? She is old enough to drink, you know. Well, perhaps we could bend the rules for the bar. But she'd have to sit at the kitty table. There's a kitty table at the bar? Yes, we serve milk in sippy cups and a variety of cookies. The children even sing songs for the entertainment of the residents. No nap time? Sorry. Well, I'm sold. So what do you think, Bambi? Daycare, kitty table, and conjugal visits on the weekend? Ah, I could spend my days on the golf course. Sounds like a great way to spend my golden years. Okay, I guess. Splendid. I'll just write up the standard contract along with the pre-divorce rider, and we'll get everything finalized. Wait, what's this pre-divorce rider you're talking about? Well, we know through experience that these May-to-December romances never last very long, so we just need assurances that when the inevitable divorce occurs, we'll get a return on the investments that we've made in milk and cookies for the young spouse. Wow, you guys think everything. Yes, Mr. Holmes. Here at the Pine Estates Retirement Community, we take great pride in taking care of all the needs of our residents, young and old, man and woman, husband and wife. Trophy wife. Smiling is my very first full rap song. Dave Rice, my music engineer, sent me the beat and his own rap lyrics, which he sings. Then I added the tune and lyrics, plus my own rap lyrics. I never had so much fun. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] All units, we have a 1235 at the corner of Maple and Dunmore. Roger that. Unit one en route. Unit two responding dispatch, back up in process. Confirmed. Units one and two proceed. [Music] What do we got, Unit one? Apparently, some guy decided to climb the tree and won't come down. All right, let's go take a look. Hey, you clown. Come down out of that tree. Did you hear me? No! Is he coming down? No, he's pretending to throw a rope up onto the branch above to lift himself higher. That's not a clown. It looks like a clown. Look at all that makeup he's wearing. Nope, he's a mime. He seems to be trying to say something, but nothing's coming out. Step aside, Unit one, let me try. I used to speak a little mime in my younger day. You what? Shh. Quiet. I have to concentrate. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, I see. Well, that explains everything. Explains what? What did he say? I didn't hear anything. He said, "Don't miss the music and comedy festival August 13th at Traditions at the Glend in Johnson City, New York. C.K.B. Cabaret Live as they celebrate their 100th show along with a whole gaggle of guest comedians. Not to mention a star-rated lineup of musical acts and a special appearance by Sketch Comedy Group Moose Pie. All topped off by stand-up comedy headliner Tom Anselone. Can you believe it? A music and comedy festival right in our own backyard. He said all that? Yes. Now let's get out of here so we can get ready for the comedy festival. But what about the mime? Yeah, he'll be fine as soon as that fierce windstorm is over. What windstorm? There's not even a cloud in the sky. Wait, wait, wait. Now he's trapped in a box. What do we do? Nothing. They get trapped in a box. It's what they do. Oh, I sure hope he makes it out in time for the comedy festival. Don't worry, some clown will come along and let him out. Music and comedy festival August 13th at Traditions at the Glend in Johnson City, New York. See you there. ♪♪ And now for breaking news. Congressman Leary may or may not have had conferences with a Russian agent. We have now confirmed from the housekeeper of Senator Washi that Congressman Leary may have allegedly had confidential talks with a Russian nanny from Wisconsin as to what they were discussing. We can now assuredly guess it had something to do with national security. For more, we go to our expert political correspondent, Toyde Jones. Toyde? Hello, Gabriel. Hello, Toyde. So tell us, what do you think you know about the Espinades situation? Well, my best guess at this point is that Senator Leary may or may not have had talks with the Russian nanny from Wisconsin. That is a serious accusation. Yes, this is a serious security matter that seriously needs to be addressed. So at this point, do we know who this Russian agent is? Yes, we know she is allegedly one Renita Ramirez, a Russian nanny from Wisconsin. Juanita Ramirez is a Russian nanny from Wisconsin? That's right. How was this information discovered, Toyde? A reliable source told one Amy Ita, the housekeeper of Senator Washke of Florida, that Congressman Leary had left the home of said Russian nanny Ramirez with a paper bag of unknown contents. Did the housekeeper disclose what the contents and the paper bag were? No, indeed she did not, Gabriel. She does know that the paper bag looked highly suspicious. Suspicious in what way? At this point, we do not have that information, but the alleged paper bag that Congressman Leary was carrying may allegedly indeed have had a suspicious nature. Indeed, this sounds like... Papergate. Let's now go for KBK News exclusive interview with the Senator Washke's housekeeper, Amy Ita, and Tallahassee, Florida. Hello, Mrs. Ita. Hi. Thank you for allowing this KBK exclusive interview. Sure. How did you happen to see this Russian agent and the Congressman? On TV. You saw this on TV? Yes. Fascinating. How did you happen to spot Senator Leary? Yes, well, I was watching keeping up with the Kardashians when I spotted the VAT may or may not have been Senator Leary coming out with suspicious paper bag from the allegedly Russian-looking agent's home. Fascinating. All this was spotted right from your TV set in Florida? Yes. And all this took place in Wisconsin? Yes. I believe so because of the cheese. The cheese? Yes. Wisconsin cheese. That's why the bag looked suspicious. Please elaborate, Mrs. Ita. I'm sorry. Ita lab? Please explain. Oh. Well, bag was too big to carry only the alleged Wisconsin cheese. Thank you, Mrs. Ita, for this exclusive interview for KBK News. Thank you. Well, this is all disturbing news. Is it not, Toyty? Indeed it is. Papergate may be larger than expected. After the break, we will have political commentaries from Brash Twit and Derek Guess giving their take on this developing scandal. Papergate. We'll be right back. Sandy, where's your father? Hold on a minute, Danny. I don't know. When did you see him last? I don't know earlier. Did he go out? Mom, I said I don't know. Well, I can't find your father, and I need his help starting up the grill to cook the burgers, so if you know where he is, tell me. For the last time, I don't know. Now, will you leave me alone? I'm trying to talk to Danny. Who's Danny? Mom. I'm okay. Does your brother know where he is? Go across the hall and ask him yourself. He's in his room playing his stupid video game. Franklin. Franklin. Franklin. Take the headphones off. Geez, Mom. Don't do that. You're just scared to be Jeepers out of me. You know you're gonna go deaf someday, having the volume up so high on these things. What? Don't be a smart Alec. Have you seen your father? Sometime this morning, why? Well, he's been gone all day, and he didn't say anything about going anywhere. I saw him out near the woods, but it was weird. What do you mean weird? He was wearing a red flannel shirt that had you really hate and no shoes. Oh, no, not again. Mom, what's wrong? Nothing. Put down the video game. Get your sister and go and look for him. But, Mom, it's an interactive battle game, and we're just about to-- Now, Franklin, now. All right. Come on, Sandy. Stop talking whoever it is this week. We gotta go find Dad. Fine. Call me later, Danny. Oh, uh, sorry, Greg. Let me know when you find him. I'll be in the kitchen getting dinner ready. Mom, we found Dad. Oh, good. Where is he? Dinner's ready. He's down near the creek, and he says he's not coming back. What's going on, Mom? Dad says he's going to die. Dad's not going to die. Look, remember the time he freaked out after watching that PBS documentary about the bomb, and he went out and dug that huge hole in the backyard so he could live underground? Yeah. Then he tried making us eat twigs and snails, and Franklin actually ate a snail. Hey, it wasn't that bad. Oh, yuck. What about the time he saw that special on virtual reality and artificial intelligence where man and computers eventually become one? Yeah. We had to take him to the emergency room because he stuck a USB cable in his ear, because he thought he could download the hard drive directly into his brain. That's why we can only speak to him in his good ear. What did he watch this time? Oh, I checked the program guide and it looks like he was watching where animals go to die on animal planet. So, all animals go into the woods to die? Except for fish. They go down to toilet. Hey, if we can get Dad back in the house, can we try flushing him down to toilet? No, we're not flushing your father down to toilet, even though I would like to. Why not? If he gets stuck, we just call Uncle Harry. He's a plumber. Hmm, maybe you could always use the work. Mom, you're not actually thinking about flushing Dad down the toilet, are you? No, not really. Here. Take this cheeseburger out to your father. I don't want him to die hungry. The next song that we are going to be playing today is a song that is not quite finished, actually. It is just me and the guitar. We are still working on it in studio to add some more instruments, and when we do, we shall play that for you as well, probably in the next few weeks. However, I decided to play this for you because it is a feeling, and sometimes the simplest instrumentation is the best to convey a feeling such as this. It's called Once Upon a Memory, and it is about my son. As parents, we know from the moment our children are born that one day they will leave the home nest. It is only natural, yet still, of course, we wouldn't have it any other way. Here are some portraits and memories that I will always carry with me. My song to my son, Once Upon a Memory. Once upon a memory, a long term ago. Times above, growing pains. Once we all know, wouldn't change your things. Out of the past, portraits of family, are pictures that last. I remember the time when you were just seen. We play swashbuckling parrots, and ships cast to sea on lands. Far away, our days filled with gleam. We laughed hard, how hugged you, my boy part of me. Once upon a memory, a long term ago. Times above, growing pains. Once we all know, wouldn't change our things. Out of the past, portraits of family, are pictures that last. I remember when you came home, one starry nest, and told us of her, as the one who's your life. My heart sang as you sang. Oh, to friends, your wings, grown now a man, flying away. Once upon a memory, a long term ago. Times above, growing pains. Once we all know, wouldn't change our things. Out of the past, portraits of family, are pictures that last. Now you're moved, away from home. So far I've come, and maybe the ones that we've seen. You're all okay. I put down the phone, as I let out a sound. I remember my little bird, this phone, as I'd crawl. Once upon a memory, a long term ago. Times above, growing pains. Once we all know, wouldn't change our things. Out of the past, portraits of family, are pictures that last. Oh, it can change your things. Out of the past, portraits of family, are pictures that last. This is such a beautiful plane. I know. Oh, the seats are so wide. And you thought we'd be squeezed together. Like sardines? Yeah, I know. But this is nothing like that. Champagne, orange juice? Oh, champagne, orange juice. This is great. I'll have champagne. No, orange juice. You can have both. Oh, both. I'll have both. Me too. Here you are, ladies. You know, I have to hand it to you, Stephanie. When you said we should go to Los Angeles, I was having my doubts. When you said you booked the flight, I was having a panic attack. Because we had to fly. That's right. But now that I see these great seats, I'm service. Blanket? Hello? Yes. I can't tell you what a relief this trip is going to be. I feel like I can relax. How much did you say the ticket's cost again? Like I told you, I got a deal on the computer, $129 per seat. I can't believe how great this is. And at that price, you are the best stuff. Ladies, for lunch, we have a selection of beef tips with asparagus and roasted potato. Grilled salmon with dill butter and arzo. Or a lovely grilled goat cheese with risotto and side salad. Oh, definitely that. The goat cheese one. I'll have the salmon. Very good. I need to write down your ticket number on your boarding pass. Here you are. Thank you. Oh, dear. What? What's wrong? This says Row 112 seats DNF. So? You said down in Row 12. Oh, we're in the wrong seats? Yes, ma'am. You are in first class and your seats are in coach. You will have to move to your actual seats. Oh, gosh. Okay. Well, wait, I'll just finish my champagne. I'm afraid not, ma'am. That's for first class passengers only. But it's one more sip. Sorry, rules are rules. Can you help me with my bag and the overhead? You're talking to me? Yes. We don't do bags for coach. Well, here, Madeline, I'll get it. Oh. Excuse me. Pardon me. We're all the way in the back. Oh, here we are right next to that man. Oh, dear. There's no room in the overhead. Excuse me. There's no room in the overhead by our seats for our carry-ons. Yeah, well, all the other heads are full. What do we do? Put them by your feet or on your laps. Oh, gosh. This man is taking up part of my seat. Excuse me. Could you please move over a bit to your left? Please, ladies, you can't block the aisle. Just push yourself in there, Madeline. No, okay. Please, sir, could you move just a bit? Yeah. Can you put this under your feet? I can't move. Would I put it on your lap? Oh, oh, oh. Cheer up, honey. We only have four and a half hours to go. Hello. What do you have? Bologna, Spam, or yesterday's cheese? Excuse me. How much to upgrade to first class? If you have to ask, lady, you can't afford it. I guess I'll have Bologna. Good choice, isn't you? The same. Okay. How many hours did you say we have left of this place? Four and a half hours. Okay. Hey. What are you doing? I'm trying to breathe in Fatso's garlic breath. Maybe I can faint until we get there. And we're back. We're thrilled to have some very special musical guests today in our studios, Kaby Cabaret. And I am excited to see them here live in front of me. They are the newly reunited brass astros. Welcome, gentlemen. Hey. How you doing? We have three members of the band here, guitarist Corey Worthington, drummer Zeke Monza, and someone who's poster hung in my bedroom all through middle school, singer Danny Fanning, officially known to all my teenage friends as Danny Fanning. Did you know how much we young girls worshiped you, Danny? Yeah. I get that a lot. He used to get that a lot. Now he just gets geratol and depends. Speak for yourself, old man. Oh, it's nice to see you guys still have that bright sense of humor you always did. Yeah. Hey, how much are we getting paid for this interview? I'm a few months behind on my rent. Oh, see, you keep me in stitches just like the old days. So tell me, why a reunion after all these years? We missed the fans. We missed the music. We missed the money. Well, then why did you break up in the first place? It was Danny's fault. He thought he was better than us and he could make it as a solo act. Hey, how'd that work out for you? One hit wonder, Danny Fanning. Hey, that's one more solo hit than you had Corey. Actually, we had musical differences, stylistic differences, and talent differences. Not to mention women differences, drug differences, and who was getting paid the most money differences. I'm surprised we lasted as long as we did. Well, this is getting very interesting. Have you managed to bury all those hatchets? Oh, sure. I haven't thought about Danny's self-absorbed egotistical superstar persona all day. That sounds like a great title for a song. Right. Another song idea of mine that you can steal and get all the credit for. Hey, Brie, could you give me that Danny Fanning poster from your bedroom? I could probably get 25 bucks for it on eBay. Oh, no. That poster's long gone. My mother sold it at a grass sale years ago. I think she got 25 cents for it. I should get 20% of that. Why should you get all the royalties, Danny? We were a band, man. It wasn't all just about you. Tell me about it. I haven't got a royalty check since 1988. So, guys, let's get time to business. Tell me about the first song from the new album that you're going to play for us on the show today. New song? Yeah. That's what you're here for, isn't it? To plug the new album, you're going to play a few songs and tell us what inspired them, and then people will want to go out and buy the album. Oh, the whole publicity process works. So, what's the first song? There are no songs on the new album. We haven't managed to record anything yet. But didn't you reunite a year and a half ago? I've done prison time. It was more pleasant. Danny hasn't come up with any lyrics that are worth putting music to. Quarry's new guitar riffs belong on a K-TEL psychedelic hits of the '60s CD. And nobody's paid us a damn cent for all this lack of work. Let's not forget the biggest reason we haven't been able to work together in a studio. Danny decided to start dating my daughter. Actually, it was all her idea. I knew it wouldn't work out. What? My daughter doesn't go chasing after gray-haired, Viagra eating escapees from the nursing home. She took one look at you and said, "Too old, too poor, and too much of a loser." Oh my. There's an awful lot of water that's gone under the bridge. Stinking polluted water with an oil slick on tap. Maybe we could just play one of our old songs from the greatest hits album. Oh, well no, that's not how we do it here at KB Cabaret. We want to hear new original music from interesting musicians. I guess that's not what the brass astros are anymore, are they? Well, the whole dynamic of the band is interesting. We're like a family. Yeah, like the family down the block. You don't invite to the block party because they're just a little too skanky. And the family tree doesn't have any branches. Well, I guess that wraps up the interview for today. Best of luck, guys. Maybe if the brass astros ever managed to record something new, you can come back and we'll try this again. Yeah, if Corey can wipe the cobwebs off his guitar and write something that sounds like it came from this century. And if Danny can put a lid on the carousing, drug-running and hair club for men memberships... Oh, man, the bidding on that Danny Fanny poster is up to 53 bucks! The last song we are playing for you today is a song I need to hear, almost on a daily basis. It's called "Find Hope." And I wrote this song because that's exactly what I need, is to find hope day by day, not tomorrow, not yesterday, just today. So, I want to lead out with this song because it makes me happy. And it makes me know that today is a day I'm living for, and I'm giving myself up to find hope. You will find these in all my other songs on iTunes under Bree Harvey's songs. You can download them for free so far until I decide to sell them. But what I would like in return is for you to comment. It would be nice to hear back, not just for my songs, but also for my show. We need reviews. We need to know what you think. We need to know you're out there. I know you are listening because I keep hearing you are. So please, talk to me through my show. You can always leave a message or go online to our podcast and leave a review today. This is Bree Harvey, citing out with "Find Hope." I hope you find hope yourself today. We'll see you on the radio next week. ♪♪ ♪ Sometimes I feel so lost ♪ ♪ I can't see you ♪ ♪ My heart has gone so numb ♪ ♪ I can't feel you ♪ ♪ My life without your presence ♪ ♪ Is so useless to you ♪ ♪ My worlds turn on its axis and I need you ♪ ♪ There are times that I am lost ♪ ♪ I can't talk to you ♪ ♪ There are moments in my life that you guide me through ♪ ♪ Your inspiration helps me lose the pain it brings ♪ ♪ Your kindness gives me power to spread my wings ♪ ♪ You're the one who guides my soul ♪ ♪ You're the one who makes me whole ♪ ♪ You're my love, you make my life worthwhile ♪ ♪ Oh won't you take my hand ♪ ♪ Help me take a stand to this ♪ ♪ We hope once again ♪ ♪ There are times that I know you're there for ♪ ♪ I feel your heart when I feel my face ♪ ♪ I feel my blush and star ♪ ♪ My life without your presence makes my soul so sad ♪ ♪ You'll need me now for I will come back ♪ ♪ They say your love is bound and some I know that now ♪ ♪ I know that I can't hurt you but I hurt somehow ♪ ♪ Oh let me say I love you please don't let me go ♪ ♪ Let me say I'm sorry you just have to know ♪ ♪ You're the one who guides my soul ♪ ♪ You're the one who makes me whole ♪ ♪ You're my love who makes my life worthwhile ♪ ♪ Oh won't you take my hand ♪ ♪ Help me take a stand to live ♪ ♪ We hope once again ♪ ♪ There are times that I know you're there for ♪ ♪ I feel your heart when I feel my face ♪ ♪ I feel my blush and star ♪ ♪ My life without your presence makes my soul so sad ♪ ♪ You'll need me now for I will come back ♪ ♪ You're the one who guides my soul ♪ ♪ You're the one who makes me whole ♪ ♪ You're my love who makes my life worthwhile ♪ ♪ Oh won't you take my hand ♪ ♪ Help me take a stand to live ♪ ♪ We hope once again ♪ ♪ You're the one who guides my soul ♪ ♪ You're the one who makes me whole ♪ ♪ I know my love you make my life worthwhile ♪ ♪ Oh won't you take my hand ♪ ♪ Help me take a stand to live ♪ ♪ We hope once again ♪ [Music] You heard them on the show. You've tapped your toes to their music. Now come to see them live. As BHH Productions presents, the first annual music and comedy festival of August 13th at Traditions on the Glen Johnson City. Like food. We got food. Like to shop. We got vendors. Like music. Oh yeah. Come see Burns and Christie. [Music] Hey Mavis. [Music] Next check in. [Music] Andrew Bemis. [Music] Peaches and crime. [Music] Red Feral. [Music] The Picklers. [Music] Milkweed. [Music] And Quang Town Parable. [Music] Live on stage. This summer. Sunday August 13th from 1 to 6th at Traditions of the Glen. Plus see amazing comedy featuring our KB Cabaret players live. With special guest Tom Anselot and the Queen Bee Comedians. Tickets on sale now. Just go to kbcabaret.com. That's KBKA-B-A-R-E-T.com. Save the date for the sensation of the summer. Music and comedy festival. Sunday August 13th at Traditions at the Glen in Johnson City, New York. [Music] [Music] Well folks that's all for today's show. I'd like to thank all of our guests for being on KB Cabaret. I am always awed with an amazing talent out there. Thank you to my hardworking crew, co-workers and actors John Kerry, John Montgomery, actors Junie Milman and Bonnie DeForest. My amazing sound engineer and actor newlywed, Charles Berman. His assistant, Valentine Monfuega. My music engineer, David Rice at Basement Studios, who makes me sound better than I am. And a special shout out to Christina Del Nella, who plays one mean piano, and now works the musical theater in New York City. Of course a special thank you to you, dear KB Cabaret audience, for stopping by and listening to our show. We certainly couldn't do this without you. If any of you have a hankering to write or sing for our show, contact me, reharvey through the show submission page. Let me see what you've got. The sponsors, you want your name heard by over 150,000 listening audience members all over the country and as far as Australia? Well, hello mates. Then KB Cabaret is the place to be. Just give me a shout out on KB Cabaret.com. That's KBK, A-B-A-R-E-T.com. I'm Bri Harvey, head writer and producer of KB Cabaret. See you next week on the radio. Thank you for coming. Coming to stay a while. Thank you for coming to spend some time in love to have you and share our policy. Come back again now to KB Cabaret.
