[Music] Something happened in here. What is this thing exactly like this? There's a man in front of me. Oh, come on, man. Don't! You don't need for leave! [Laughs] I'm sorry, can we cut? What is going on here? Our mother jump out there is this delicata like Wesley Street. I'm doing the scene. Right now. I need a senior about a motionality. Where is it? I'm fine. I am dealing with a bunch of preemodontists. Do you actually die? Who left the fridge open? You were a winner. Critically acclaimed Australian actor, Kirk Lazarus underwent a controversial procedure in order to play the Putin's African-American sergeant. I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude. The comedian. Do you think you can do what I do? Take a picture of this. This summer, I want to make this movie, right? You take those boys up there and put them in the trees. Hit the hole and get in the style. We will fear in the ride. We will fear in the ride. Yes, yes! The movie they think they're making. Exterior. Green bars. Dust. Guts to a frightening jungle. Isn't the movie any more? Don't want to make it. So what? [Music] It's still pretty real! Exactly. Let's use it. [Music] I'll turn in the net. [Music] Hang on, Steven. [Music] Some of us might not make it back. What do you mean? Like, not on the same flight? [Music] We'll send you here. [Music] Hey, dude, you all right? Totally leaned into that, bro. You want to do one more? [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] I believe you people. What do you mean, you people? [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Welcome to Barrel Age Flicks. This is Ron. I have been traumatized. And in the show we have, and this is too, I hate Ron. Also in the show, this is Raga. I'm so confused right now. And fuck you, Chase. Yeah, fuck me. All right. Hey, everybody. And fuck myself. This is good. I am good. If you didn't think he had diabetes before, you will have it now. You wanted us up, everybody, as I have diabetes. [Music] Welcome to Barrel Age Flicks. Hi, everybody. I'm out of code. I made it. On YouTube, check us out. Make sure you subscribe. I don't have any white code. I got, I got cola. [Laughs] Are you jelly beans? What's in the jelly bean? Yeah, you're jelly beans right there for you. Sorry. We're fresh out of brewing. I'm not a jelly bean, sorry. All right. So today's show, we are actually doing a great fucking comedy that Goot is hosting today. We are doing Tropic Thunder, released August 13, 2008, directed by Ben Stiller. Other movies he's done, I'm sure everybody's seen the cable guy, which is a classic right there. He also did Reality Bites. I've never seen that. Oh, great. Is it good? See, I've never seen Reality Bites. He directed that one. Oh, yeah. He also did Joolander and Joolander and Sequel. He did the Secret Life of Walter Middie. That was a sequel. Yeah, Joolander too. Really? Yeah, there's a sequel. Yeah, I'd never do that one. Yeah. That was relatively recent. Yeah. Like, there was like 10 years between them and something like that. Oh, it was like 2015, 2016. That is that fucking recent thing. It was just like, what's going on? Sorry. That's a hit me too, man. I was like, wait, no, it's not. Well, other-- Jesus Christ, man. This budget of this movie was-- You're like, what? 10 back then? Oh, no. Oh, fuck. 2016? Oh, that was too-- I don't know, I didn't-- I already had my daughter. Oh. You started yelling. Holy shit. Yes. But still. All right, so the budget of this movie was 92 million and made 110 domestic worldwide and made 195 million. The Rotten Tomatoes score for this movie for the critical would be 82 for the-- You sure score got a 71, which I was a little shocked at. Fucking snowflakes. Yeah, I don't understand. Give fucking powder, huh, bitches. You know. So other-- I mean, the actors in this movie, we've got Bensler playing Tug Speedman. We've got Jack Black playing Jeff Portnay. We have Artie Jay playing Kirk Lazarus. We've got Jay-- What? Huh? Jeff, what? Jeff Portnay. One more time? Port? You say it. What? I'm not saying it a third time. Fuck you guys. I'm not falling for that shit. Anyways, we've got Jay Barshule playing Kevin Sandusky. We've got Brandon T. Jackson playing Al Pacino. We've got Steve Coogan playing Damien Cogburn. We've got Danny McBride playing Cody. Nick Nolte playing Forleaf. Bill Hader playing Studio Executive. Got Matthew McConaughey playing Rick Peck. Tom Cruise playing Les Grossman and Toby McGuire playing the gay monk. So-- That's what it's fucking mad. So in your notes. That's what it says in the thing. Gay monk. Hold on, Monk. In your notes you have Brandon Jackson playing Alpa Chino. That's how it's spelled. That's how it's spelled. It's Al Pacino. It's Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. No, it's not Alpa. It's not Alpa. That's what you chose to put. Yeah. So you lied. No, I didn't mistake. You did it. I made a mistake. You did it. I made a mistake. You said that's what you found. Okay. So anyways, this honestly. Hold on. Kevin Sindusky. Alpa. That's funny. Yeah. I'll put the conduct on it. Steve Kirk Lazarus. Yeah, I didn't spell right. I just put him in there for my notes. So. And Tug Speedman. Yeah. What is that one? Jeff Portney. Jack Black. Thank you. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Dude! That was fucking good. Yeah. I knew what you were doing. I'm like, get him straight face. Here it goes. Here it goes. Oh, fuck! I'm calling for a vote. I'm calling for a vote. So if he lied. I didn't lie, it was a mistake. No. That was a flat out lie. No. It was a mistake. No. It was a mistake. No. I asked you. Where did you get that? All I can find. That's all I can find. And then you admit it. Well, that's what I put down. Barrel punishment. Barrel punishment. Where did you find it? This is a question. I just looked on. I didn't find it. I just looked on it. I didn't think it had a name. Bad resource team. Google. Deep Eddie Cranberry. I guess Vodka or something like that. I can't really read this. Yeah. Yeah. Deep Eddie is usually. Yeah. Alright. So other movies to come out around. We have Pineapple Express. We have Babylon AD. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on a second. I know. You got most of these people right. Yeah. But where did you find them? I found them on IMDB. But I just did a guess. I didn't even go on the IMDB. I just knew he was in the movie. I just put game over quick. So you didn't see him anywhere though. You just put Tobia Gwire. Game on. So here's the cast list. Yeah. My research was watching the movie knowing that he's in the movie. He's just got a second to fuck. No, I've found out. It's a fucking treasure map. Where's the gold at? I don't know. I vote. I vote. Yay. For lying. For dishonesty. All in favor? I. I. Fuck. You know what? That shit is laziness. It's laziness. If you had just made it from the beginning. Wow. You were a fucking gay monk. All right. And roll with that. I know. You wanted to. I'm going to go for it. Fine. Fine. Y'all voted. That's what it is. Here we go. Oh, that's where I know him from. Oh, it's okay. All right. Let's see what it is. Percy Jackson. Whoa. All right. So I think it's right next to you. Oh, it is. Yep. So you can pour all the shots right there. You got five shot glasses. So you're good. All right. So other movies to come out. Death Race. Slum Dog Millionaire. It's like a movie. Then you also got the house bunny. Which I don't know what that is. Oh, that's with. That's with Rachel. No. The. And Ferris. Yes. The one that was. Yeah. She was married to. Yeah. That's right. Thank you. Then you got mirrors. Which actually is not a bad horror movie. I didn't mind it. It's okay. Disaster movie and the long shits. Oh, the long. What? What? Huh? The long shit. No, what? The long shits. I got a typo. I don't know. It's a movie. The long shots? The long shots. Yeah. I put a. Yeah. Good job. All that. Yeah. No, it's a one directed. Yeah. I want to mess up again. That's why I stopped. It's the Taco Bell sequel is what it is. Three right there. Yeah. You fucked that one up three times. I'm not going to call him on that one. Jesus Christ. You guys are just trying to fuck me up here. The drinking show. Part three. Your fault. Yeah. Me drinking. All right. So. Oh, I'm so missed. I'm so missed. Yay. God damn it. Welcome back to the show. All right. So here's your. I just struck and here's mine. All right guys. Let's do a cheers to our cell. Struck. Cheers everybody. Cheers. Let's go. Finger into stinky. Finger into stinky. It's a little bit cleaner than I remember. Yeah. Perfect for the summer. Oh yeah. So yeah, that is a nice summer drink. There really is the floral notes. It brings out the, you know, the atmosphere. Somebody's atmosphere. Jesus. All right. So goop, pick the drink for the show. So goop. What are we drinking? All right. So tonight gentlemen, I brought Jefferson. I'm just excited about this. Oh, yes. As. Oh shit. Do we just do malort right before we try and the fucking drink? All right. Put something out in your mouth. It'll wash it down. There you go. Just drink some water. As my colleague, Ragnar brought for a perfect storm. A great show. He brought Jefferson's. Yes. That's great. I was so excited. I missed the show. Fucking unfortunately, but I texted him. I showed him this. I'm like, have you tried this before? He's like, holy shit. That exists. Yeah. Didn't even know about it. So I was like, I got to get it. I couldn't find us anywhere online and there's available nowhere near me. I had to call my mom yesterday to see if she'd go to ABC store for ABC store to pick this up for me. I left this morning at 5 a.m., drove to her place. It was about 90 minutes away from me just to get this morning. How many Jefferson oceans are there? I don't know. There's a couple of few. Yeah. Is that me? Yeah. There's a lot. They're growing. Oh, wow. I'm really curious how this is going to taste. I'm excited. It smells good. Ooh. Click, clack. All right. Cheers, everybody. Cheers. A lot sweeter. It's a very sweet tasting bourbon. Yeah, it's a bourbon whiskey. Hmm. What are the notes? I see. ABC. Yeah. I can't read. Sing a piece. I'm so lucky, dog. That's good. It's a lot fruitier than you would expect. Yeah. Your typical stuff. You know, the vanilla caramel toffee. What extracts? No coconut or anything like that? No. Excuse me. It definitely has a sweet taste to it. Yeah. It's almost like there's a breath of citrus. I don't know what, or that might be the malord, but. Yeah. Probably the malord. Probably. But it's enjoys. It's nice. Yeah. Exactly. Fucking sip on. Yeah. I mean, right now, I still have almost half a shot left. I'm already taking drinks out of it. Yeah. It's very good. I give it a two. Hmm. It's nice. It's a good job. Very good job. Good job. It's very, it's surprising. It is. It's nice. Very good. I'll agree with the two. A hundred percent. Do you feel like it has a lot of expected. The sweetness and the warmth combination. Yeah. Not like a heat. Not like a whole burning, but it's just like. It's like a night. It's so body, body warmth. A tropical, which you never would think tropical and bourbon mix. So it's a two. I think it's fucking great. It's a two. Definitely, it was a shock because of the sweetness flavor to it, but you know, with tropics, I was thinking maybe like coconut or pineapple or something like that, but you said it's like the vanilla. It's two thumbs up. Definitely. Yeah. That is a two. That's great. Good sipping bourbon. I would like to try that chilled or on ice actually. I think it might. I was expecting a little bit more tropicalness. Some sort of, like you said, either pineapple or coconut something. I would say more of a coconut than pineapple. Yeah. They stay to themselves. Yeah. It was aged over there. Not made over there. Yeah. Yeah. Their seaport or their ship. Yeah. I was curious to see if I had to get any like that warm salt water. Uh huh. You know, if that would come through or not, but this is, it's warm. It's fucking sweet. It's a nice drink to sip on. Yeah. This is beautiful. All right. So we got two here. Two. Do you give it a two? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Two is all around. My personal band, what you brought in for perfect storm right in our was a little bit more towards my personal preference of flavor style, but this is still really nice. Yeah. No, I agree with you. When it comes to bourbon, I would never have like more of a sweet taste of the bourbon, but it was a kind of a shock because I wasn't expecting that. But like I said, we were thinking of a whole coconut or pineappole or something like that, but it's very soothing. It's, it got just slight warmth, but that sweet flavor mixed with the bourbon. It's, it's, it's equal. The color shocks me though. It's like almost a red, it's like a little bit amber, amber color, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. What I like is that out of, I think this is just either a second or third kind that I've had from them and each one stays true to how they made it, how they do it. Yeah. You know? Yes. Now there's varying notes between each one, but the baseline for it is the, is the, is damn near the same. It's a really cool, interesting study because isn't that they're just basically how they're aging it. Yes. So whatever, would they're aging it in? Or the temperatures? Look at the way they bring it. Yeah. Or the humidity age. It's all the same base liquor. It's just all right. Now let's age it different ways and see what yeah, basically. Yes. Well, the thing about saying aged in humidity, but the thing is, I love how the bottle has where it's got like, I think an island in the background. Singapore. Is it Singapore? Yeah. Yeah. Because it even says finished in Singapore and then up above, it's got like a little sun and some palm trees and stuff like that. It's a beautiful bottle on the compass on the right side on the bottom. Beautiful bottle. This is, this is, this is a knockout. Great job picking this up. They, they, they, Jefferson's ocean has good stuff. Yeah. I think Jefferson's ocean and also I've been, you know, the regular Jefferson was, was really like the one that he brought for a perfect storm was, was dynamite there. That was an amazing bourbon right there. I think we really knocked it out of the park with Jefferson's. We also, Elijah Craig has also been a very good one because he brought Elijah Craig toasted barrel for any given Sunday. I think we all gave that twos I was, I was like great, that was good. That was good. That was good. The Toasted Barrel. So good's been knocking it out of the park man with the drinks. Good job. All right guys. Well that is the end of our first segment. So let's go ahead and take our break and we will get right to the fucking movie. Hey there. It's the barrel age chicks. I'm Sammy. I'm Snow. It's still often called Maust. None here too. Yay. And then we also have Yen and Harley who sadly are not with us, but that's okay. We're here to talk to you about our podcast. 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You can expect me to gripe about inaccurate details like supposedly cold leather, but you can't see anyone's breath. And you can expect me to be totally adorable, but also psychologically deep. And by the end of each episode, we'll provide our respective ratings. Making a rating scale custom tailored to the movie in question. Check us out wherever you get your podcasts. We're everywhere. We're actually behind you right now. And we are back. Welcome to BAF. I'm so glad I could make it to this one. It's about time. Surprise. All right. So goop. Let's talk about this movie. Jesus Christ. And go fuck your face. Got him on my phone. So I think Stu's trying to steal somebody's soul. Don't smile. It's kind of weird looking right at the camera. But yeah, there's got to the notification that we won the Best Movie Podcast for the prestigious Crime Monkey Award Festival. Yeah. Oh, yes. Yes. That's a very important word. I know. Okay. Very prestigious. I know it's not a real thing, but we should make it a thing. We just did. So God damn. So fuck it. Here we are guys. So before every, every fucking show I do, the show that I host, I sample about five to eight different podcasts, I'll just type in the keyword whatever show I'm doing just for the competitive drive. Like, I want to hear what's out there, like, how am I going to beat it? How am I going to make it better? Make ours a fucking best, right? Big, big energy. I was shocked out of the eight I listened to. Only one like the fucking movie. They were that they were but heard about the whole like what? R.D.J. Blackface, you know, the simple Jack fucking 20 year olds or something. It was recent this year and last year, I'm like, what the fuck? It blew me away. Wow. Well, like I said, the rotten tomato score, it got a lore rating on the user that critical, which I was shocked at because this movie's fucking hilarious powder puffed bitches. I couldn't believe it. God damn. Disbelief. I was like, well, my job's got a user, but I mean, God damn doesn't make any fucking sense to tell you the truth. They're all written by Matthew Conaughey, son. Yeah. All right. All right. All right. All right. The one he wished he never had. Yeah. Just disappointment. You know what? He loved that. No. He's not a fucking him. No. He's not a big person. No, but in the credits, it introduces everybody's name and then it just shows him and some fucking like little arcade things. I don't even show what the actor's name is. It's like, you don't care about this fucker. It's credited. No speaking lines. Fuck him. So it's always the first question where when and where does you guys see this and what impact did it have on you guys? I saw this with Sammy in the theater, actually. I saw that I remember seeing the movie poster in the Regal cinemas, I believe, and seeing Ben Siller holding the gun and everything else and seeing the the black guy on the screen. I didn't realize I was already Jay. I had no like they did a really, really good job on that. I'm sorry. So on the makeup, you're looking at me like you're looking into my soul. I just don't know how you get not immediately see. That's fucking already Jay. All right. So to be fair, I had no idea either. I didn't realize it was an RDJ either, but then again, I also saw this high out of my fucking mind. Yeah. The same day that over at my buddy's house, the same day that we watched, dude, where's my car? Wow. That is an amazing day. Yeah. It was great. Chase have a day. We were fucking blown out of our skulls and just munching on Twizzlers. In the theaters, I forget who I was with. Anyway, the great movie looked immediately and I knew it would go down to the fucking classic. Yeah. Probably a couple of years after it came out, I was gone when this movie came out. So. You didn't see this in the sandbox? No. Yeah. The movie. What's it called? The movie. The bass theater, whatever, whatever the fuck you threw together, so you could watch whatever bootleg DVDs you got out of the market. Yeah. To make Adam feel better. I was a junior in high school when I first saw this. Wow. And. You're young. He just, are we? He got his AARP card when this movie came out. You can give us the fucking figure. The player is the word, the old fucker in the face of the show. But yeah, I fucking love this movie. Don't worry though. Chase was in junior high. Fuck you. I'm just saying. What year did it come out again? 2008. No, I was, I was a junior. You didn't know you weren't. We're the same age. I graduated 2010. Crystal was nine. Damn. Oh, junior college feels really creepy. Yeah. I speak field. Yeah. I was a junior in college. Oh, okay. That's a different thing. Oh, so I thought you said junior high school feels really creepy. So every time movies around this time come out and you just have to bring up when, how old you were when this movie came out, I love seeing the headphones come off. How about Jurassic Park? I was like three months old, fuck you, God classic, ever fails, but yeah, I love this movie so much. I was already Jay for Halloween. There's no pictures I'll ever go out, but I will do him you like how black were you blackface? Oh, yes. You win his blackface and his Kirk Lazarus? Yeah. He's more brownface. Yeah. He was more brownface. No. All right. So he was like, he was like a mocha. Yeah. I mean, I got so into character, I mean, people don't know it was a soft mocha. It was a dark mocha. All right. Yeah. No, no, no. Okay. I guess depending on the scene. Yeah. It's been with the sun hit. Jesus Christ. But yeah, I was so in the character, nobody knew who I was. So you did the whole you did the whole Afro and everything. Please tell me you at least recited the line. I know who I am when they asked who you were. I said that for my best. Tell us a question. Who are you supposed to be? I'm not doing plan to do it. Just guys. Everyone knew who it was. So I'm like, they're like, I was just fucking with everybody. Great night. I love Halloween. Hands down legitimate. You have some crawfish, bright blue contacts, then you cover a brown contact. If you weren't dedicated or reject. So beginning of the movie, what was your favorite trailer? Oh, I knew I knew you would ask this. No, I the the fats or what was it, the fat. Fattys. You would the fatties. Really? She was. Reminding me. It reminded me of. It's wrong, lovely humor. No, it reminded me of any more of you than any professor. It's wrong, lovely humor. It is. It's wrong. Yeah. That's what it was. Yeah. That's what it was. Honestly, God, I was laughing the fucking hardest at the monks. That was hilarious. That was funny. That's based off the priest. What? What are those little beads that they were holding? That he was like. Rosaries. I guess. Rosaries. With the beads. No, no beads. No. The last two. I've been. Satan's alley is where they came from. Where we whisper. That's where they went. The part we whisper is. I've been a bad boy father. I'm a bad boy father. Fucking great. Get on your knees and pray, boy. Oh, God. What is that? The whole scorcher stuff, too, like that. He's the choreo. Again. A great job. Again. All more. This time. Different. Who left the fridge open? Tucks me. That one was fun because it made fun of, like, all the movies. That just continuously make sequel after sequel. Even though they're not good and, you know, each one is worse than the last one. That's in the various. Well, the Al Pacino was more. Well, they have, like, 10 more coming out. They didn't go down, but then they immediately went by fucking right around five. Only because they're budget went up, okay? They no longer gave a fuck and they're like, all right, we are having fun with this shit. We're putting Vin Diesel in space in a charger. No, that was Tyrese and Ludicris. The Al Pacino, though, that was more of just a commercial for the booty juice. For booty juice. Because I still remember when I saw that, I didn't know they were doing the fake trailers and shit like that. No. I was like. What? 100%. 100%. I forgot. And then the next fucking trail came on, I'm like, oh, I see what they're doing. Oh, he's the mama of the fuckers. I've heard it, so it's been a while since I've seen it and I watched it this morning. Oh. And I had totally forgotten about the fucking trailers. Oh. And so just like you said, like, I was doing the same thing. I almost got on. I don't remember this in the movie. Yeah. All right. So, all right. Well, they're going to show trailers for weird, you know, I was getting, because I watched it on Pluto. I was like, I'm getting trailer. I was watching on Paramount today. What the fuck? And I'm like, when the fuck did they show trailers now? That's raw. That's raw. It's three makes. I watched my own DVD. I'm too lazy to go out there and grab my DVD, I'm not going to fucking lie. You bought it? No. No. It was streaming on Paramount. Did you watch? There's a director's cut too. Yes. I have the director's cut. That's when I watch. But what are the extra scenes though? Because I don't know what the extra scenes are. Did you watch the commentary? No. I wanted to. It's not available on the Apple TV for that one. Is the commentary funny? Did you watch it? No. You need to watch the commentary. RDJ in fucking God damn character in the entire fucking time. Yep. Oh, the character of the entire fucking time. Really? Yes. He stuck to his gun. Yeah. I don't drop character until the DVD hits. No. The funny thing is when the Cotsburn is doing the whole thing about the, I'm getting everybody's cell phones. So give me your cell phone. It says, God, I'm cell phone. Hands down legitimate. Fuck him. I love that shit. And total shit. But yeah, just his face ractions. Play the part one clip for RDJ for Joe Rogan interview. And my heart is A, I get to, I get to be black for a summer. Yeah. I saw this. So the interview. Yeah. It's funny. The other thing is I get to hold up to nature the insane, self-involved hypocrisy of artists and what they think they're allowed to do on occasion. Just my opinion. And also Ben, who is a masterful artist and director, probably the closest thing to a Charlie Chaplin that I've experienced. Oh, shit. In my lifetime. Yes. So, you know, every watch that is to get the clips. Yeah. Yeah, it is. And just the tremendous style the death this movie brings that Ben Slayer brought. You know, you did your Charlie Chaplin to a great dictator. Great. Fuck the movie. That movie is amazing. That's what that's that's I think we all gave it a five. I think it was just me and you, I believe that did the episode. Do we have another person in there? Was right? Was you me, Crystal, um, and Gute was streaming. I was screaming. I was, I was. Were you in that one? I was there. Yeah. Who was the great dictator? Yeah. He was. I gave it. We were getting used to him streaming, so we were still dickheads and kept forgetting about it. I don't think so. Unless we want to bet. Oh, unless we want to bet. I'm going to bet. Put your phone down. Put your phone down. Put your phone down. Put it down. Put it down. What? What do you want to bet? I'll bet a spin of the wheel. That's all? I'll bet a spin of the wheel. No, I, I raise you a spin of the wheel and suggest your pregame. Okay. So it was the whole bottle. Yes. That is? Yes. The whole bottle? I'm not drinking the whole fucking bottle. Fuck you guys. It's a tiny bottle. No. Two spins and half the bottle. Hold on. No. No, I'm trying to look up the thing. Right. I'm not going. Yeah. We got you. Because I'm looking at the pie. I'm looking at the bottle. You put a half bottle. No. That's what you agreed to. Okay. Well, I'll settle a half bottle. And a big split and two big splits. No, I'll settle out a half bottle. I think that's, that's acceptable. We've already fucked him up enough. Okay. No, we have no breathing. Jesus Christ. All right. All right. Hold on. Hold on. I'm looking at here. We did that for our, we did that for our black and white series. So hold on. I'm looking at it. And I remember being crystal being in a way. Guys, we didn't do this. We have the black and white. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. We got normally. We don't go for it. But right now we're going. We got. All right. Hold on. The great dictator. No, he got. He did it. Read it out. He did a pint review. Read it out. Yeah. Cause I remember that some somebody had, you know, had the audacity to have a family emergency and couldn't make it. You gave it a three enjoyment and three and a half critical. I didn't want to make it. I was dealing with death certificates. I was in here. I thought we were like three people on that show. Thanks. No. I seriously, I thought it was only three because he wasn't sitting at the table because he forgot about it. So what was my bet? Two spins and a half. Let's talk. Just that. A pregame. I said just half a bottle is pregame. No, it was agreed. Two spins and half the bottle. I'm not drinking half the bottle. We never did the half the bottle. Bad. It's a tiny little. It's only four loco. All right. Come on. It's like like a big can for a little bit. No boot letter to bottle. All right. It's like two. Okay. It's like three shots. Jesus Christ. This is like my four spin show. You might get something strong. Mm hmm. All right. Let's see. What are you got? Let's spin that about a bit of a swing. Your punishment shot. That's my, uh, Kool-Aid or the, uh, yeah. The watermelon Kool-Aid. Yeah. The watermelon Kool-Aid. That's fine. Two. This is Christ. I know. Look at your shirt. This fucking sucks. All right. Um. Ah! So close. Animal Lord shot. You were wanting that cock shot. No. I was actually hoping for that one. Oh. Cockwalk by BAC. Thank God. That was great. Yeah. Of course it would. Yeah. My apologies. I seriously thought it was only three people on the show. Jesus Christ. All right. Horrible. All right. Go ahead and get back. Oh, don't forget. We also have me to try as well. Yay! Looks like I'm going to be getting a little shit face tonight. Are we trying to do it? Huh? It's not bootles. That's, uh, ginger may go on. Yeah, I need a, I need a Kool-Aid one, so I got to take this one. Because I exploded all over my kitchen. I'm going to go get the Kool-Aid. I didn't have to mob it back into the bottles. It was just, I had to mash everywhere. I looked at the label like, "That looks scratched off." Oh, so this is neat. Yeah. This might be like this. Oh! Okay. No, that's the meat I made. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. Sorry, it's behind the everything. Here's my other one. Yeah, well, I see the bottle that Chase brought in. I'm like, "What the fuck am I in a trash can over here, please?" I'll be a little rhubarb. Oh, yeah? Yeah, when he turned it, I'm like, "Why does the label scratch the bottle?" Yeah, I saw that. Maybe he just got fucked up in the goddamn... I'm looking for him. I sanitized the fuck out of that thing, so there's nothing left in there, and then I filled it. The little tiny waddle. I'm fine. I still have to take this, too. Thank you very much for everything. What is that one? This is the other punishment shot for the barrel punishment. Oh, I'm taking it yet? I'm about to take it now. Goddamn. You can hear the worry in his voice. I'm about to take it now. Dude, go. That way. Yeah, you might want to put it right here. Yeah. Goddamn it. Fuck, bud. Don't even think about trying to come over this way. Here's the BAC. I'm losing my voice. What is here? Right? That's like... That's the door, wasn't it? That's awesome. That's fucking adorable. Alright, there you go. Oh. Oh, man. It's not feeling too well. Oh, man. It's not feeling too well. He's still gotta do more. I'm good. I think we need to put a handle in the middle of that lid as like a shield. Oh, man. That's what it's for. I'm like, "Damn it." Oh, okay. There we go. Give it a couple minutes and then you gotta do your pregame. Yeah, I know. Don't forget it. Don't put the top on that. Yeah, leave the top off. Because he would go for it and it would just go everywhere. Alright. Better keep an eye on that fucking goddamn pregame. You can't forget about it. By the end of the show, I'll have half a bottle done. Plus, whatever other productions we have. Yeah. And the mead. Okay. I know. I'm sweating right now. Ligra sweats. Oh, damn. So yeah, just back to like what, you know, Artie was saying, like just the amazing director writer, Ben Stiller, did. I mean, he had Justin Thorel on here at Eton. Kohan. Is that Ethan Kohan? I heard a pronounce Eton. Kohan. I'm like, what is that him? That was Ethan. I heard a pronounced that way. Eton. Kohan. I'm like, is that the Ethan brother or the Kohan brothers? I'm like, I was lost on that one. I was like, what's happening? I don't know. I don't know either. Eton Kohan. I've never heard of that. Eton. Yeah. Eton. I used to have an Ethan, but he said Eton. I'm like, oh, okay. That's a new one. I never heard of it. It's a French. It's a French. - Fancy, yeah. - Do you see under frog? (laughing) - It's like a fucking dungeon and dragons like race. This is under frog. - So damn, so yeah, this movie has somebody different levels to it, the satire and making fun of Hollywood. - Yeah. - You're probably gonna like it, right? - God, I thought this is fucking derailed. - Oh, well, that's not bad. - Yeah, I knew you'd like it. - It's very sweet, but it's not bad. - Oh yeah. - All right, sorry, go ahead. - Fuck me. - You ton, Cohen. - So yeah, just the level of the movie, like the satire, making fun of Hollywood, I mean, just like going into it, I mean, just was fucking amazing. Like the intro scene, whereas like making fun of all the war movies back in the 70s, the platoon, the intro, the captions, like four people was in this unit, three people were in a book, two people, like there's something and one was looking for a movie. - Yeah, that was hilarious. - Oh yeah, no, they did a wonderful job of that in the overdramatization that they really poked fun and all that in a very well-mannered way. - And that scene with Brent Siller's raising his hands up in the air. I mean, that's a scene from the tune right there. And I thought that was done really, really well, but you see Jack Black and all of them. Jack Black's got his little like soldier type of impersonation and stuff like that. - I thought him, the scene, him throwing, at the beginning of the film, him throwing his hands in the air was done really well. - With four A per-- (laughing) - Exaggeration. - No. - The final between clever and stupidity. - No, it wasn't that, it wasn't one way to get shot up is that he puts his hands up in the air in one shot and that's a scene just like William Dafoe. - Willem. - Willem Dafoe. - Damn it. - Thank you. Willem Dafoe does the same scene in Flatoon. - I tried, come on. - He can't speak anymore. - Will I am? - Yeah. - Yeah, will I am, Gaffa. (laughing) - Shit. I kind of want to see-- - He went white face. - I know. - I kind of want to see Willem Dafoe now. I want to see how hybrid of the two. That would be an amazing fucking musician right there. With the full speech pattern. - Hey, I can see your ass hits. - And Willem's fucking amazing goddamn lyrical abilities. Yes. - Fuck yeah. - But yeah, just the opening scene, like you can just tell, like, you see the trailers, you go into that part, like there's looks serious, but then it's like, what the fuck? - Yeah. - Like just the plane coming down, like, Osiris is like, yelling, like, "Kaff some, get some." Like, just fucking blowing shit up. And just, I don't know. The Danny McBride's character, beating the bomb detective guy. - Goatee! Fuck him, I'm a fucking furious. - I'm tired of bobbing this jungle. - That's all I've been to. - That's all I've been to. - Let's go back here to make a fucking swagger. - It's fucking wild. - Like, taking a little bit of the fucking corpse. - I didn't say it was English. (laughing) - You see that he's got like a fucking scar in his ear, 'cause it looks like he lost an ear. And he says, "I remember when you in the middle "of the movie where he's doing the things." He says, "Please, don't do this to me." I had an accident on "Freaky Friday" or something like that. - I'm like, "Well, I didn't, "it came really good as a freaky Friday." (laughing) - That's why he's all fucked up. - I can't believe they're making a sequel to that. - I made a fucking cave there, really. - Yeah, Lindsay Lohan's coming back, too. - Yeah, yeah. - You know what? I still fuck her. - Who wouldn't? - I would. - I still fuck her. - I mean, yeah. - Fuck her in the bud. - Who? - Lindsay. - Oh, okay, I thought you were talking about, - I thought you were talking about, you have to-- - I thought he was trying to catch me on fucking that name. I was that paranoid, am I saying it fucking wrong? (laughing) - Do you have like-- - So like hearing? - No, like a tumor? - No, I just-- - About a tumor. - About a tumor. - About a tumor. - 'Cause we are literally looking at you and speaking to you. (laughing) And that's it. The look on your face just, they were like-- - I don't know. (laughing) - Ron, if we-- - This is not CTE. - I don't know. - I don't know. - It doesn't stare for him, I don't have no idea. If we learn anything from-- - You're not going around shit right now. (laughing) - If we learn anything from this movie, it's you never go full retard Ron. - Oh fuck you. - Never. I was this, I would have put it over under tonight on that. He said-- (laughing) - Never go full retard. - That's what, I didn't have that in a clip 'cause I thought we were gonna beat that the hell like a whole dead horse. - Oh yeah, we are. - Oh, we are. (laughing) - Yeah. - Oh yeah. Oh yeah. - But yeah. - So before I like deeply dive into the movie, the whole background leading up to this movie, we kind of talk like pre-show about this. Like Ben Stiller, director on the movies he did, he went seven years between Lou Zoolander and this movie before he made this movie. - Wow, from directing. - Yeah, directing. - Well, that's normal for a lot of actors that have become directors. Like Mel Gibson, he's got his movie space style, Kevin Costner's got his movie space style because they're actors, they do a lot of acting roles. When they go into directing, which Ben Stiller, in my opinion, did a great directing job. - Almost every, almost every movie that Ben directs is a great fucking movie. - The Zoolander's are okay. - The first Zoolander was fucking classic. - Yeah. - The second one was-- - Yeah. - More amazing. - But you're saying reality bites is really good. - Yeah. - That's right, I've never seen it. - I've never seen it on Apple TV. - What do you fuck amazing? - Yeah. - Which one? - Severance. - Oh, that's directed by him too? - Yeah. - Is that a series or a movie? - TV show. - Oh, okay. - So Apple TV. - I did see that he directed a couple TV shows here and there and stuff like that, but I don't know. What do you think is Ben Stiller's best director effort because the cable guy is pretty classic? - Tropic Thunder. - You think Tropic Thunder is? - Hands down. - Okay. - Just a level. - Yeah, Tropic Thunder is a masterpiece. - No, it is. But cable guy is, to me, an underrated comedy when it comes to Jim Carrey. I think it's a very, 'cause it's a good dark comedy. And I think he did a very good job with that one. And almost all the guys that were in this movie, Jack Black, you got, Jack Black was from that one. And there was also another one that was in Tropic Thunder that was in the cable guy. I just don't remember what the name of the guy was. - I don't know either. - But he's speaking of Jack Black. I mean, he had, what's it, a holiday, the Christmas movie? Everyone loved that movie, but him. Like, they revered each character, but him. He didn't even know that he was, he didn't even know it was in it. He didn't even know it was a Christmas movie or something like that. I remember seeing the interview. - Yeah, not to Libre. - Yeah. - Not to Libre. - It's amazing. - Not to Libre. - It's from the director of Napoleon Dynamite at a leaf. - Yep. - Yeah. - So good. - Yeah. - That same year, the first Kung Fu panic came out. - Really? - Yeah. - And I thought it was later than that. - No, that was the first one. Like, this is, I don't know, it overtook everything. Like, he came to star, like, he, you know, tonight's just DKM out after that. - Yeah. - This is fucking amazing. - Well, isn't the Kung Fu panic that's coming out, he came out just recently, was like the fourth one? - The fourth one, yeah. - Is it out yet? - Yeah. - Oh, it has been out, yeah. - Wow. - 'Cause he did a song for that baby hit me one more time, which was Jack Black's version of it. (laughing) - Yeah, I saw that, yeah. - But yeah, I'll wrap it down. Junior, he, you know, just an amazing young actor. I mean, before he had his Tony Stark accent, this talking cadence. I mean, he was, you know, have fought his drug problems. I mean, then he came out with this movie. It's just fucking amazing. - Which goes back to Stu's episode "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" because that's actually what brought R.D.J. back. - We finalized. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I don't know. - It's just a meat meat. - Yeah. - Then like Tom Cruise, I mean, that year of leading up to it, I mean, Scientology came up, it was with Katie Holmes. He got this big argument with Matt Lauer on "The Tade Show." - Yeah. - That piece of shit. - Jesus. - I remember all this. - Look, this dramatic fucking snowball effect that happened across that. - Yeah. I mean, 'cause yeah. - I don't remember that. - A lot of studios would-- - It was like for six months, they'd just rolled downhill for everything he did. - Yeah. - For Tom Cruise. - 'Cause it was that now. - The Tade Show, then the Oprah shit happened. It was on the couch screaming, "I love Katie Holmes." - That I remember. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's what made him the crazy guy. That's what everybody labeled him as Tom Cruise being crazy because of him jumping like a fucking schoolboy on a fucking couch. - You know what? - Obviously he had some good pussy. - Oh yeah. - Well, it didn't last that long, all right? - No. - No, he didn't-- - Oh my god damn Elrond fucking cold made him think, oh, I need to seem straight. So I need to marry this young fucking bitch and be popular and people accept me. So I need to make people leave. I love her. But I'm constantly running away from my game. (all laughing) - Yeah, he hit me. - I think the only person Tom Cruise has ever been in love with as himself. - Yeah. - I was helping a cold kid, man. - No, he didn't love himself because he's too short for love. All right. - Too Shay. - Look at his lives, they're all tall. Okay. - The cold kid is tall. - Yeah, if you don't. Some people like to be able to climb him like a tree, all right? I'm not here to kink shame. - Wasn't Tom Cruise uncredited in this role? - I mean like a bush. - In the beginning, 'cause I remember he said he wanted to be uncredited at one point. - He was what? - He wanted the makeup stuff. - He, I mean, that was like pretty much making fun of Harvey Weinstein. - Oh, I didn't even, yeah, that's true. That's true. - But I think I remember-- - He made up a lot of stuff for his role. - I remember you saying that-- - That was fucking amazing. - You said, I remember when you watched this movie, you said how that is Tom, that role for Tom Cruise was like-- - For five genius. - It was, it was amazing. - Yeah. - It was so against character. So out there, you could easily see Les Grossman and never fucking associate him with Tom Cruise. - Which sucks because there was a movie-- - He's very easily good. - There was a movie. - The dynamic, the character. - There was a Les Grossman movie that was gonna be made at one point, but it got canceled. I really wish it would have done that. - I think Les Grossman. - What the fuck? - I think Les Grossman. - Yeah, they were playing on making a Les Grossman movie with Tom Cruise. - Because Les is more, because I mean, yeah, every scene he was in, he stole the scene. - Yeah. - But I mean, he can't be a main character. - Yeah. - It wouldn't work. - He's not main character. - You know who I loved though? Bill Hader's character. - Oh yes. - Oh, is he executive? - Yeah. - Bill Hader's character. - Anybody, a fucking nutless monkey can do that. - Yeah. - All right. - And by the way. - We gonna buy you a knee. - It's nutless monkey. (laughing) - Ah, thanks Les. You really mean it? - Yeah, go have fun. - So real quick. - By the way. - I think I saw a goot. - That was monkey. - Slug back the meat. - That took a little sip. I was like, ugh. Not a fan. - Are we trying the meat yet? - Sure, what the hell are we not? - All right, let's try the meat. Let's give it a review. - I kind of worries me now, I didn't get that. (laughing) - Let's go. - Yeah, I don't know. Let's go. - Clink. - Ooh. - I don't think it came out nice. - Ugh, it is not enjoyable. - No. - No. - Not enjoyable. - Two thumbs down. - I give that a zero. - Two thumbs down. - I'm sorry. Chase, I love you, brother. - I love you, brother. - Zero, better than the two. - It's not hurting my feeling. This is a fucking first try, my guy. That's wrong. - It's close. - You're gonna go up from here. - You're, let's just say you have a good start. You have a good start. - What the fuck? - You have a long way to go. - Thank you, give me a seizure. (laughing) - I'm gonna respectfully disagree with Ron. This is not a good start to me. (laughing) - No, this is very reminiscent of sweaty gym socks. (laughing) - The smell of it reminds me of football pads. Just that fucking stain. - Right? Right? (laughing) - God, yes. It tastes just like it. - I was being nice. - You don't ask you. - So you're being dishonest. - God, here goes with a dishonesty again. You here, you go with a dishonesty again. - Yep, nope, nope. That's down, though. - That's one and a half thumbs down. I've had worse, absolutely. Absolutely out. - You're not great. - You can only go up from here. - Yeah. - No, I'm gonna get it. You could go down. I mean, go down. (laughing) - Try to be the power positivity. - That was, that was rough. - I mean, honestly, honestly. - So supposedly you can age this for another six months and it could possibly be better. - I don't know. - Age is positivity. - How long has it been? - How long has it been, ages? - Is that what you said? - One month. (laughing) - Try harder. - Well, sorry, it's been aging for three months. - You wanna play that less grossment clips as we were talking about less grossment? - Yeah. - Yeah, it's the first try, fuck it. - No. - We'll save it. - Save it. - Save it, save it. Okay. - Oh, I'm happy with that. - I'm happy that you could cry. - No. - I am. All right? I appreciate your effort and your work. (laughing) - Hey, this is Test One. - Yeah. - All right? - Yeah. - Do you have more at home, right? - Yeah. - It's the "Aliens" episode of "Of Drinks." (laughing) - There you go. - I think... (laughing) - Are you full of vaping here? - I don't care. - Yes, for formation. So, since we bring up RDJ, like, how did you guys feel with his character and how he... - Oh my God, I'm amazing. - He's told, okay, just like last grossment sold the show, RDJ stole the show. And the fact that the way that he pulled it off, I thought it was great comedy. His lines, his accent, it just, it was great. I was very happy with it. - I thought that he did a very good job. - Do you, did you grab, do you have the second part of it? - I do. - Oh, you do? - I'll put the plate next. - Oh, okay, all right. I'm not gonna say anything. - The prolific use of the word "retard." Those are two things. - And by the way, that's a bend. The funny thing, too, was all the heat got deflected to bend and simple jack. - Yeah. - That's what people were pissed off about, and I go. (laughing) - Woo! Great! (laughing) - But you never know when it's gonna be your time in the barrel, you know? Sometimes, sometimes, life just says, "You know what?" And I've been on both sides of that coin. Sometimes, life just says, "You're a symbol now." Did you have anybody that was telling you not to do it with their agents or anyone who's like-- - My mother was horrified. (laughing) (clapping) - Really? - Babbie, I am telling you, I have a bad feeling. (laughing) I was like, "Yeah, me too, ma." But anyway, how are we, how are we? - First day of the set, first day of the set, when they put the makeup on you, how hard are you sweating? (laughing) - So that's one of the big things about it, is because, at first glance, it is super offensive for, you know, seeing a black face character. But the intent of this character was phenomenal, because it was addressing the audacity that we see in Hollywood. The possibility of, I mean, it was well represented. You know, it stood for the right calling attention to personality types that would do something like this. - Exactly. - It was poking fun at the practice of things of this nature. - Would you relate this to blazing saddles in a way of making fun? Like, basically, to the point where everybody thought blazing saddles was racist and was overkill, but really, it was just making fun of it, just like this was. - Would relate this movie to blazing saddles? - Not relate to it, but in the same type of where people get offended by and get butt hurt about it. - No, no, not at all. - Okay. - Because this movie here is poking fun at the-- - Hollywood. - Hollywood, and this stupidity of everyone who gets so fucking butt hurt over the simplest thing, who literally cannot accept the fact of an actor playing a part. - Playing a part, yeah. - Yeah. - Who, okay, so what, he's gotta be fucking, he's gotta be black. - That's like-- - Okay, that's the role, that's what's in the script for him. You know, blazing saddles is doing the complete opposite of that. - Okay. - You know, it's literally poking fun at every single fucking racial thing blatantly. - Yeah, yeah. - You know, this one here, it's right in front of you, but it's-- - And it's not comedy in this, it's not comedy just because it's racist. - Yeah. - You know, it's actually being used as a tool to address a problem. - Yeah. - Like that was the whole point of that character. - Yeah. - That's why, you know, you can watch this movie, you know, at face value and be like, well, that's fucked up. - Yeah. - Or you can watch this movie, pay attention to the things that that character is saying and portraying, and be like, that's fucking right. - Right. - These motherfuckers, and that kind of thing, you know? - Yeah. - So it's on a different level, plus blazing saddles, you know, nobody dodges a bullet there. - Yeah. - You know, there is no stone left unturned, okay? - Right. - Everything, it's fair game with blazing saddles. - Everything, and in Tropic Thunder, you get two groups of offended people if you want to put it that way. But it's also purely, in both of those characters, it's purely drawing attention to either one, this shit happens, and it's kind of ridiculous, or two people like this are out there, and they always try to piggyback on problems that are associated with the group that they're trying to portray, and it's bullshit. - No, you think the question is that a lot of people ask about this movie, could it be made again, made now? - No, I think it absolutely fucking could. - I think it could, but you think people would-- - It would not survive the studio. - If you get, no, listen, the production companies that are out now, no, there's probably one or two. - Yeah, you get the independent one. - I think Amazon can do it with it. - That can actually fucking do it. - Why would Amazon get away with it? - The one fucking vet TV. - Yeah, yeah, I think 823 can get away with it. - Yeah. - I think 822 can get away with it. - The production company that, Wahlberg, Denzel Washington, and I think Stallone. - Denzel. - Yeah, fuck off, all right. - I'm gonna go back to that again. - I don't think that, I didn't leave it. - I know, so like that production company there, I think they could get away with making this movie again, and I think it could possibly be done in the same exact fashion as this one. - I think it hit it right time. I think it really hit the right time. - It did. - And didn't the same year of Spike Lee had a movie that came out of this, kind of doing the same thing? - I mean, I, I can't remember that one I'll tell my hat. But go back to RDJ, the black face. So I thought, I thought it was interesting. So there's two trains of thought here, all right. So they didn't whitewash the character. - No. - But they still cast a white person. - Yeah. - The argument could be saying, well, they're casting the best person possible for that role. - Right. - And then they happen to make him black, which is kind of fucking instead of just changing the race, unlike the person who. - That's watching in his face belt. - Yes. But then the other side of the coin is, I agreed with Al Pacino that how fucked up it is, the one really good fucking role for a black man in that fucking movie, they give this fucking white Aussie motherfucker. All right. - I've done Dean motherfucker. - It's a very interesting thing. I'm like, yeah, I should give it to the best person, but also it is kind of fucked up, taken away from all these other potential great actors that reminds me of, I don't know, that reminds me of who's better than Denzel. - Okay. But that reminds me of- - Denzel. - Yeah. - Denzel Aussie thing would have pulled this off really well. - If they had casted- - They would not have had the same effect. - You're okay. - No, but I understand my art of view, I'm talking about in the world, in the world they were making events. - In the real world, yeah. - A lot of people have heard about the Lone Ranger, because Johnny Depp portrayed a Native American. - Yes. - And in a way that's the same thing where they- - They beat a broad face. - Basically. - Yeah. - Toto Nargi J. - Yes. - Nargi J-J-J. - Nargi J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J. - All right, then, seizure again, Jesus Christ. - Sorry. Bless you. - Oh, hi. So, I thought it was cool though, 'cause, you know, I really saw the humor of R.D.J. and Blackface. Really reminded me of Soul Man. Jesus Christ, yeah, I know what he was talking about. - It's Chicken George from Roots. - Oh, no, I'm talking about that. - But yeah, that's the reference to it though. - I don't know about Soul Man. - Yeah. - Right. - Yeah. - All right, it screams Soul Man. - Yeah. - I was reading, like, the annotation was Chicken George from Roots. - For you guys, everyone's Black Dynamite. - Or, I love that fucking guitar. Fuck your, um, short circuit. - Oh shit, I know what you're talking about where you made the guy Indian, but he's actually a white dude. - Super white, yes. - I know it, and I forgot what the actor's name is. I remember he was in Super Mario Brothers movie. - Well, that's like the new live action that how to train your dragons getting. - Yeah. - Yeah, on the flip side of the coin, they are taking a Nordic lineage character and casting her as a black lady. - But is she the best for that role? - Probably. - All right. - At the same time, there's a lot of people in the black community that are like, what the fuck is this? - Well, the thing about Kirk Lazarus is that they made that role for her. - Yeah, yeah. - But they also are a black woman. They based the, you know, so, they based the Kirk Lazarus role the actor-wise off of Russell Crowe. Especially when it showed like the E.T. footage, no, because the E.T. footage at him being very-- - Just because he's a lot better than that. - No, it's not even because of that. It's because they show that E.T. footage in the beginning of the movie about the movie being made, about him like getting into squabbles, fights with people. And that's Russell Crowe. He always got into fights with other actors. - Well, there's not that many other actors who got into fights and shit like that over the fucking years. R.T.J. (laughing) - That's a reference to R.T.J. - That's a reference to R.T.J. - R.T.J. would fight a party and fight all the time. - No, he would use drugs. - He would use drugs. - Oh, yeah. - Yes, he would get violent. - Yeah, that's something I missed then. - It's the reference at the end of the movie where he's talking about like, you know what, right? Like, Kim playing Buzz Aldrin, re-entering fucking space in the cardboard box. - Yeah. - And like, just running on a fucking alleyway. - I drove. - Yeah, alleyway. - All right. - Okay. - And Sean Pence. - Yeah. - Fuckin' fought all the goddamn time. - Now, there's plenty of actors who fought. I think you're just associating Russell Crowe to that character because he's Australian. I think that's where you go. - No, no, no, no. I actually had nothing to do with the Australian. And when they had to do the fighting, because I always heard about Russell Crowe always getting into beasts with people. You always got into a fight. He was always very... - Confrontational. - Confrontational, trying to think of the word and everything else. - Like I said, I just... - That's what I thought that they were basically an offer. - Real quick, doing the same thing. - That's what I thought. - Only associating it with Russell Crowe. - But I wasn't thinking of that. I was thinking about the whole point about the fights. That's what I was thinking about, because I always heard about Russell Crowe being a very hard person to work with to the point where he always got into the fights with producers and stuff like that. He was a very... - It sounds like Stevens, he called me. - Yeah, 100%. - Oh, could be Christian Bale. (laughing) - Oh, Christian Bale threw a whole fucking nut on our... - I think they're a whole nut on them. Oh my God. - No, this man's always best on them. - He's a fucking nut. - He threw a whole temper tantrum on (laughing) - Russell Crowe. - Salvation or something like that, yeah. - He played brown face too. (laughing) - Who played brown face? - Christian Bale, an ex-citizen man. - What? - What was that movie? - Ex-citizen man. I've never heard of that one. (clicking) - I heard, I saw the reference. - No. But did any of them actually purposely change their pigment color? - That was a great explanation. That was a great place to say. It's blackface without being a blackface. I love that. That was genius. - Oh, fucking Vince though. - That's fucking good. - That's better. - The only thing I'm a little mad about is that they showed it as a medical procedure and not just some fucking tattoo shop with the studio theater. - Yeah, but he turned white again right at the end of the fucking movie. - No, that's the thing. I mean, it wasn't a theater. They went ahead and reversed the procedure. - Yeah. (laughing) - Or because he had said it, reversed it and may have been his body eventually purged it naturally. - Right after he was on his cut. - Oh, okay. Okay. That's what I was curious about. - Shit out is blackness. - I mean. - Jesus. Is that what happened to Michael? - Shit out is black, so I think so. I thought it was a medical procedure. - But yeah, the key factor was Jimmy Foxine is like one of his best friends. Give him the green light to do this. - Yeah, yeah. - So is it a view of Joe Rokin as well? - No, believe it or not, a lot of black actors had no issue with this. - So he got a cinematic impasse. - Yeah. (laughing) - But no, the whole black community supported him. - No, that's what I'm saying. That's what I was about to say. A lot of black actors had no issues with it. - Yeah. Yeah, and it was because of how the character was written. - Yeah. - Like I was saying, yeah, if you watch it at face value, you're gonna be offended, but you just gotta be there and analyze the character. - Yeah. - So yeah, his character arc was fucking tremendous. Like him just going through his identity crisis of like not really know who he was 'cause a lot of actors go through that shit. And, you know, the method acting. - I'm a nobody. - Yeah. - No, you're somebody wrong. - He realized the importance of being himself. He at the end, he braces some true self and like he just becomes himself and like he compares that, is true in acting. - But would you say that his role also was copying Daniel Day Lewis? - Well, that's what, it's making fun of method day actors, method actors. - Which I think Daniel Day Lewis is probably the king of method actors. - Daniel Day Lewis. - Jerry Leto. - Yeah, Jerry Leto, he's Ledger. - Yeah. - Fucking what's his name, Doc Holiday? - Val Kilmer? - Yeah, he's hella method actor. - He stays in role even when he's not filming. - It made one of his marriages fail. - Because that's the one thing I know about Daniel Day Lewis is that he is the king of that, like he will stay in. - All he knows about Daniel Day, the one thing. - I know, right? - Yeah. - Okay, not the one thing. - Bill the Butcher, man. Bill the Butcher. (grunting) We're gonna give him that shock. - Apparently not his favorite actor. (laughing) - That's the one thing you know about. Probably not your favorite. I thought you were gonna know more about other people. - Yes, disgust. (laughing) - We'll just keep our mouth shut. - So what do you guys think about the dancing, the dancing panda? No, the dancing. Sigourney, we were comparison. - Oh, that one. (laughing) - I purposely fucking had your name written all over that room. - Did you say the Danzig? - Yeah, I saw the shit you sent me with the Sigourney Weaver with them. - Oh, that, yeah. - Yeah, he said that to me. I'm fucking-- - I didn't talk anymore. - I know what you're talking about. - I know what you're talking about. - Yes, it does. - Did you look at it? Okay, if the noise goes-- - Okay. - Am I clear? - Do it. - All right, that's 'cause I want him to see. - So next up, I'm gonna bring you a tug speedman. Like, how'd you guys feel? Play the clip, that simple jack clip. ♪ Goodbye, mama ♪ ♪ Now you can have ice cream and heaven ♪ ♪ I'll see you tonight ♪ ♪ When I go to bed in my head movies ♪ ♪ But this head movie makes my eyes rain ♪ (laughing) - Goddamn it. - Tell me about the rabbits, George. - Yes. (laughing) - But even him, even in that one, I didn't feel like, I'm a fucking one for a retard. Even though he-- - No, he did. - No, he did. - Cuba Junior in radio. - I know, he went for a retard. - He went for a retard. - Well, just like he said, Shar-- - A retard we mean to limit, to hold back. - Okay, you got Sean Penn from IM Sam, who went for a retard. You got radio. - That was such a good movie. - One of their actors went for a retard. - They learned from other, so they never went. - Yeah. - And he said, you know, he said it perfectly in a movie. Dustin Hoffman. - You know what I hate, but love all at the same time, is that we all think of Tom Hanks in-- - Forrest Gump. - Forrest Gump. - Yeah. - And his mentally challenged accent, if you will, was just Mississippi. - Okay. - Don't start. - Don't, don't, don't. - It was just a kid from Mississippi, he said, I'm just gonna copy his speech pattern. And so he ended up with this. (laughing) Like, that's what you, it's just Mississippi. That's okay, fine. (laughing) - Okay. - Oh, what? - Ed Norton in the score. - He did go full retard by being a dude who's pretending to go full retard. When you count that, it's gone full retard. - Never seen it, so I don't know. - Oh, oh, it's a good movie. - It's a good movie. - Oh, well, hold on, hold on, hold on. - It's actually directed by Frank Oz, I believe. - Hold on. (laughing) - I've never seen it either. - It's, it's got, it's got what's his name, the big actor from Superman as Superman's dad. I forgot his name. - That's Russell. - Kevin Costner. - No. - You know what I'm talking about? - Yes. - And that's where you know him from is... - From Superman. - Oh, I forgot his name to that. - I can't think of his name as my name is... - No, the movie, Superman. - He's also the godfather. - Marlon fucking Brando. - Thank you, thank you. I blanked down on the name. - You know, when I hear people talk about Marlon Brando, the dude from Superman is not the first reference that comes to most people's fucking mind. - 100%. - That's Marlon fucking Brando. - Yeah. - 30 was greatest fucking god. - He was fine as Superman's dad. - All right, the godfather. - Dorel. - But... (laughing) - Yet, you don't say no. - I blanked out his name. - And Norton's character is trying to pull a crime. He gets a job at this, why am I blank on the name of the fucking place? - Oh no, you're guilty. - No, that checks. - Now you're guilty. - No, that checks. - Western Union? - No, that from a foreign country coming in, a customs house. All right, so he gets a job at a customs house as a janitor, but get everybody to be cool with him. He plays full fucking retard. And the entire time, go like this and you can't look at him in the eye. (laughing) - I'm doing this. - Try to pick your wrist. - Exactly. All right, and it fucking works. - Wow, okay, I just found a list of actors that went full retard. - I was wondering how long it would take somebody to give it to somebody. - Yes, I did. Edward Norton, the score. You got Lon Chaney Jr. and Jon not the bitch. - Literally like one minute ago. - One minute ago? - Yes. - How long does it take for somebody to give it to me? - Oh, I'm gonna go take it and give it to me. - Yes. - Yes, what's eating Gilbert Grape? - I'm gonna go higher than I've ever known. - W. Earl Brown, and there's something about Mary. - Oh, that dude wasn't? - He's not retard. He wasn't deadwood. He's in a lot of movies. - How good for him? - How dare you? - I'm sorry. I have some interest. - How dare you? - That is how good of an average one. - How dare you think a not retard was a retard? - Yeah. - That's how good of an actor it was. - I know. - Is it like Nabe and Stargate? - Chris Pratt, who adventures in 1981? - What? - Huh? - Yes, did that list? - Oh, now you're fine. - That's on the hood. - Now you're finding dumb shit. - Rosie O'Donnell. - You were looking for us? - He's not full retard. - Oh, I thought that was just Rosie O'Donnell. - There's a TV show. It's how he's a movie. But she has to be first in the bus every day. So she's like-- - Billy Bob Thore. - Really goes into it. - Yeah. - It's like, she'd be-- - Oh, wait, no. - They're like-- - Slingblade. - Well, maybe-- - I don't know. - If Nabe was-- - Ritard and Ritard. - Ritard, he was a good person Ritard. Billy Bob was a Slingblade. - Yeah. - Yeah. - He was a good person. - I'll just have you know, this is foreshadowing. This is the episode-- - Yeah, but even in this movie here-- - This is the episode we get canceled. - It's fucking, he explains it very well. - Yeah. - You know, like Dustin Hoffman in "Rain Man", right? Special card reader. - Ritard-- - Yeah. - Autistic, most likely, you know. Tom Hanks. Special. One fuckin' table tennis. He's a war hero. Ritard, no. Special, most likely. Slow, confidently. - Tarmin? - Yes. - You know. (laughing) - I am Sam. - Sean-- - You're such a good movie. - Huh? - Johnny Devon Pirates? - Drunk, not Ritard. (laughing) - Well, no, so-- - There's a fuckin' difference. - He does have a rash right here to indicate he has syphilis, so it is eating his brain. I mean-- - Yeah. - Yeah. - And they did talk. - That doesn't make him a retard. - After he got wild on the island. - Not bad. - It will. - After they fuckin' threw him on the island, they did say he came back fuckin' different. You get thrown on a fuckin' island by yourself, you become back different. He was only there for three days. (laughing) - He struck the sea turtles together with his chest hands. - You don't know what he went through in those three days. - Yes, I do. But he's on the mission. He just drank a lot of fuckin' rum. (laughing) That's what he did for three fuckin' days. - But you don't know what happened to him. Did he get raped by a sea turtle? (laughing) - Yeah, a big fuckin' leatherback. I don't know that. - And that coconut peat and red owls with him. (laughing) - So yeah, so I hope you got that out of the way now. So like before I went simple Jack, like what'd you guys think of like a tux beam and character? - Tux beam was great, especially with the weird thing was when they did that whole party thing after their first couple days of shooting and he started doing that speech on the stage. What was that based off of? Like him doing that whole little speech and trying to make it like, you know, trying to read like an excerpt from his like kids story that he made or something like that. - That was deleted. That's your dark just cut right there. - That was in the director's cut? - Yeah. - Oh, okay. - We did not see that version there on. - Yeah. - Okay. Nevermind. Forget what I said. - See ya. - What are you seeing from Simple Jack? (laughing) - I watched that movie. - Do you have that movie? - What? - Simple Jack. - It's not a movie. (laughing) - I'm surprised. I feel like I probably shot enough of it where I could cut together a movie. - Yeah. - I feel like they probably did. - I'm probably not. - I'm actually a little... - No, don't fuck me. - No, I'm fucking with him. - No, I'm fucking with him. - I'm kind of surprised. Like you haven't, you're like, you didn't try to look for it. - No, I did not try to look for it. You're an asshole. - Fuck you. - Dude, I just told you. I wasn't trying to make fun of you or anything. - It's a novelty. - No, there's no Simple Jack movie. You don't know that. That was made for the movie. You don't know that they don't have a prop for it. - Well, I'm not looking it up. - I figured you might have. - Or the Kangaroo Jack. - I didn't. (laughing) - That was a fun movie. Fuck you. - Movie's stupid. - I was also like, you've seen that, but you haven't seen... Ah, fuck. What was that? - Man, you were on a roll, brother. - I know! (laughing) - I forgot what I was gonna say! (laughing) - That was the last show. - God damn it! - The kids' movie that we're gonna have. - Yes. - We always bring it up. - The kids' movie? - Damn it. - He didn't see some fucking kids' movies that everybody has fucking seen. - No, if it's animated, he thinks it's for children. - No! - Yes, yes! You said it before! Fuck you! - Fuck you! - Fuck you! - It's a new shit I don't want. - Those were verbatim. Verbatim, what he just said. - Ron. - Listen to the story and you piece of shit! - And quote, what? - Just chase quoting you. - Apparently, I hate kids' movies. - I mean, our tasting episode, you haven't seen a few movies. - Shocked me. - Oh, red. - Yeah, I didn't see Brad red too. - You know what? We need to assign him some homework. What's the most fucked up anime we can think of? - He's... - He'll make him learn that it's not for children. - Why don't you watch Hentai? - Well, I mean, a lot of people do, and to be fair. - I don't want you to talk. - There's a lot of good anime. - There's a lot of really good... I'm talking about really dark anime. Like, full metal jack... Not full metal... - Full metal jack? - Full metal jack is... Yeah, it's good. What can I think of the darkest... - Hmm. - You watch the Catholic English shit on Netflix? - That is pretty good. - Do you watch anime? - Not their kind of anime. Like, I watched the Batman stuff. - Yeah. There's another one. - It's an anime? - Oh, fuck yeah. Well, it's Western, so it's not technically anime, but it's an animated series. - It's a samurai. - Yeah. - Very good. - That's a handful of different styles. - Animatrix was good, though. - Okay, there you go. - I enjoy the animatrix because I enjoy the storylines that go into the matrix, but that's all the subject. - Yeah. - What? - One day, we're gonna fix you up. We're gonna fix you up. - Yeah. - Hey, my day. - But it's like, with Tux being like, you know, being like that solo actor had no one in his life. I got the pecker with him. This is a manager. - The pecker. - I love that. I love that. - Is the pecker? - The pecker. - The, uh, the whole thing with the fucking, uh, the panda shit. - Yeah. - What the fuck? - Kill the panda in the woods. - That was fucking great. - That was great. - The brain breaks. - Yeah. - That was like, yep. - He is gone. - He is. - I don't know why. - He became very feral. - He became very feral. - Hit her out of a fucking mine explosion was somehow so much better than any grand explosion sound effect that we could have got just, it was fantastic. - What's nice about it though, it showed, like, so the hope, you know, the whole premise of the movie, like they're making fun of, you know, of Hollywood actors and like the way they are, which I have a guess about one of them and that particular fucking scene right there, almost all of our combinations. He was in the, he was in the jungle for a day, you know, and he, and his mind fucking broke like that. - Yeah. - Hard. You know. I was watching it today. I was like, that's fucking funny. 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Let's do this. - By the way, you've been dishonest. Jennifer Connolly was never, I just looked it up. She's never been a Scientologist. - That was a joke to fuck with you. - Really? - I really want to fucking try and pull dishonesty on me. - You guys pull it on me over fucking time. - Call it. - Call it. - Call it. - Fine, I call it. - All right. - All in favor, that Ragnar was being dishonest over that Jennifer Connolly, being a Scientologist's statement. - It's being dishonest. It's not true. So you guys always get me on that. - They're doing spy technical. Yes. - So we're now saying that anything humorous that we say falls into that. - Okay. - Did you just see his face direction? He was smiling. - Yeah. - I did not. - It was 100% obvious that he was fucking with Ron. - No, honest to God, when he said it, it sounded like factual delivery. And I was like, oh, that's interesting. Why would you even know that off that? - That's all that to me that could sell it to fuck with Ron. - All right. - Thank you. - That's all he was doing to me. All right. - 100%. So I'm going to vote, nay, because we're voting that humor. - You say dishonesty for humor's sake is dishonest. - But you say every single time I say something, I say to mistake or I was joking. - All because you weren't joking then. - No. - Other times you're the right joke. - I won't tell. When I call you, you try to walk it back and try to say, oh, joking. When you weren't, you were being caught. - No. There's times where I was joking. - It hasn't even been called. - We haven't even called it. - You're probably not going to get voted. - You're going to get voted. - No, like the vote hasn't been made. - He's accepting it just to get fucking passed. It's a Ron doesn't fucking have a little guy there. - Grab something, get me. - You got something good. - Do you want some of my maid? - No. - Now that's a joke. - I'm going to be dishonest. - Do you say where are we? - Back. - So yeah, we just played the, uh, my gay thing, uh, song clip. - There's a, there's a. - Portnoy. I mean, just, uh, just the fucking amazing Jack actor. Jack Black is his, as an actor. Just tremendous. Like, what, how did you guys feel about that? - I felt he was a, um, would you say that he is a. - Chris Farley. - Thank you. That's what I was going to say. Do you guys feel that? Do you agree with that? - Chris Farley, John Belushi. - Oh, there you go. - John Candy. - Yeah. - John Candy. Did he do drugs? - Oh my God. Yes. - Dad, I didn't know. - John Candy, I did not know the drugs. - Oh, yeah. - Okay. - John Candy was a fucking Hoover. - Okay. I didn't know that. I knew about John Belushi and Chris Farley. I didn't know John Candy did drugs. - Yeah. - Rest in peace. - Uh, in stripes. - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. - Who in stripes? - John Candy in stripes. - John Candy in stripes. - In the drinking. - It's been a while since I've seen stripes. I forgot that John Candy was in it. It's been a while since I've seen it. - It's been. - So John Candy. - John Candy, they filmed stripes in a dry county in America. - Okay. - John Candy's Canadian. He had to be explained what the fucking dry county was. You know what I'm saying? What a dry county was. - Wait. - The Canadian face. - The Canadian face. - What the fuck did I understand at all? - Fucking prohibition. - Yeah. We can't buy liquor, you know, in the county. - Yeah. - But, you know. - But? - What about beer? - But they know. - But beer's not liquor. - They don't prohibit you from drinking. - They just don't let you. - They don't let you buy it. - Exactly. - Yeah. - So he ended up renting out an entire other hotel room. Filling, having the crew members go by a fuck ton of Molson. A fuck ton of Molson. - 'Cause he's gone. - All right. That's John Candy worried. - And keeping that bath of continuously filled with beer and ice in this extra hotel room, the entire fucking time they were filming it, because he needed to have his alcohol every fucking day. He needed it. No matter what. - Stripes is a fucking hilariously amazing move. - And what? Considering it was written as a teaching-tongue vehicle. - Yeah. I mean, it didn't happen, and then they gave it to make it a Bill Murray thing. It's like, "Well, it's obviously supposed to be a buddy thing." So you've got to bring my boy, Ramis, and will constantly be rewriting it as we're fucking filming it to make it from a teaching-tongue film to a goddamn Bill Murray hero, Ramis. - Were you a fan of meatballs? - I was okay with meatballs. - Yeah. - I was okay. It wasn't the greatest in the world. - Yeah. - That's the first time. - No, but I think Jack Black did a great job. His whole ordeal about him being addicted and- - Jelly beans. - Jelly beans. - Yeah. - Jelly beans. - It was funny. I think they did it- - It wasn't jelly beans. - His acting did- he did a great job. Jack Black is always funny in any role he does. He's a great comedic actor. - He kind of- - He made fun- so many funny out of nothing. - Yeah. - I mean, just a tremendous actor. - And I know for his character, I really fucking did. - Would you say Jack Black is- - He was trying to go fucking serious and doing a great job, trying to seem like fucking being serious, and then- - Would you say Jack Black is the moderate- - Wait, what? - The character, the Jeff character. - Jeff Portnoy. - Was trying to break out of the comedy role and play the serious role. - Oh. - Oh, okay. - I mean, I missed the portion of that thing. - Would you say Jack Black is the moderate Chris Farley? - Modern day? - Yeah. - No. - No. - Okay, no, it's just a curious question. - Who would you equivalent- - I don't think there is one right now. - There is one. - Okay. - Farley was the modern candy with a little bit of- with Balushi thrown in. - And it died with him. - Yeah, we have- - Honestly. - Another great physical comedian to that level again right now. - No. - I mean- - Then what would you say Balushi was? - Balushi was also- - He was Balushi. - Yeah. - That's what I'm saying. Maybe Chris Farley was a 90s version of Balushi. - I said Chris Farley was a candy and Balushi mix. - Okay, I thought you should say candy. - No, no, no. - I didn't hear that. - Balushi mix. - Okay, okay. - All right, I missed that. - Oh, Ron. - There's nobody else. - Harder than probably both of them. Both of them combined. i mean i i think the only person that comes close to the physical comedy these days is fucking kevin heart no no just because they play off of his height so much that's that that's the that's the way they use that that's not that's not a physical portion of far because they they play off of his height the way they used to play off of far as yeah but farly farly was literally but i think he's the closest to it i think will fair not not as fizzy will ferro can eat my fucking tank his taint apparently all right alpa alpucino booty sweat that fucking meat sweat i got that booty sweat i got that booty sweat hey the booty the booty sweat is for real man a bustle i know all right very hydrating yeah yeah if you got booty sweat you're you're hydrating just saying you do it then it just means you need to drink more i'm almost halfway get them almost on counts and hand grenades and or choose brother so why don't you finish it another one of those only half a bottle i don't finish your hat or choose an hand grenades i got one more inch that was weird it felt odd that last age makes a lot of difference i i said it that way you see it worked just saying it felt odd felt dirty there i did more than an inch now more than that's what she said you wish you you wish you did more than an inch god damn that stuff is that's what she said yeah chase i'm sorry that stuff's too sweet this is coming from diabetic ron yeah i'm probably gonna lose a leg tonight it'll help you work up next to robert will already have established all right and i'm gonna make i'm gonna make it booty full y'all miss that i said i hope i hope ron wakes up today wakes up to uh robert william's waking up tomorrow oh fuck god damn good morning vietnam i took it as he wakes up dead that's the way i took it's okay the way your face looked it's like wow but i thought it went dark i didn't go dark i had to throw a vietnam joke in there yeah good morning vietnam uh so the gay reference so the the character who's playing gay a gay character but he's playing straight you know um what's his name oh alpuccino alpuccino yeah um did a fantastic job you know being the the true black character on the on the set uh making pushing you know um rdj's character Lazarus i love their beef i love their beef i'm gonna tag you back just wait so why i'll tell you back we good i want to say i'm sorry we're not i'm confused oh well they when he fucking hugs him when he's about to slap and he just hugs him says what what does he say when he has four hundred years they've kept us down that word kept on it that's a fucking theme song there's a jefferson just because it's a theme song don't mean it ain't true god yeah i love rdj he's amazing i fucking love the jefferson's though i know such a good show it's a point you people what can't what do you mean you people huh tells us dusky tell what time it is fuck you then he calls him sakorsky that's the fuck it's dead why have you broken character yet i don't know i don't break grades until i have a cafeteria but you knew the entire time you could tell he wasn't a hundred percent sure he's like pretty fucking sure pretty sure this is fucked right now you're holding my dick fucking chirping but what just in case yeah i'm gonna be wrong with it hey i'm gonna go take a piss you want to hold my dick i'm doing lines from the movie sorry i said do you want to hold my dick i was doing a live from the movie i never heard that move i heard never i don't remember that in one movie where was that do you want to hold my dick i don't really already j says it which says where cogburn goes up to me says i'm gonna go take a piss what you want to hold my dick okay okay yeah yeah yeah yeah okay all right i thought i was crazy no no no i that i do okay they run remembered penis related everything way better than fuck you that doesn't help your case at all no it doesn't all right lance fuck me yourself you coward fuck so the the last character that's the main character kevitz adonsky who's probably the most critical there he wasn't like a whole hollywood but i mean like he was trying to be like that that like that upper echelon of actors he's just it was hoping to get laid yeah but the fact that he read the book he went to boot camp he could read he could do survive pretty much yeah it was the most essential character there yeah you know it's hilarious when he was talking about blu ray versus hd dvd you talking to me are you talking to me i was just talking to anyone who would listen but he was a hundred percent right yeah believe it or not i i was one of the ones that bought chadoo on blue and blue and blue and blue and blue and blue and blue and blue ray one and i was like fuck and i sold all that shit a yard so for like ten bucks all together so i didn't make any shit what i know you were really i yeah i did i tell you blue ray is gonna win a ray cd would eat why did i tell you i don't remember because of the gamers and the porn and porn had adapted fucking blue ray all right i had a whole election i had a huge collection in hd dvd because i thought i thought hd dvd was what it's like the whole you know vhs and uh... i remember i had it too i had like i had the uh xbox uh hd dvd player when i had the xbox 360 and i remember i sold that at a yard sale with like 20 of my hd dvd for like 20 bucks i was like and and i went down the house because we were doing a yard sale and sammy was up there yeah i'm trying to sell this for at least a hundred hundred hundred fifty bucks i went downstairs to use the bathroom and somebody came in on bottom and sammy sold them for like 20 bucks i was like what the fuck and i lost all my money right there she saw sold it all for 20 bucks all my hd dvd's and my so yeah did not hurt well i i i chose the wrong format i i rose the bro i i mean i uh chose rose what rose apart what the fuck did you just i chose the wrong form i didn't i'm sorry i'm fucking drinking more than all you guys all together do we stutter fucking better because we are professionals apparently i am there oh i'm not chase did did you find those hd dvd's in the dump i wish i found a bunch of beta tapes actually i was a superior format no a hundred percent was yeah it was higher quality i believe yeah uh fucking nasa was backing beta ray wasn't but yeah what the porn back vhs yep vhs wins yeah yeah so porn wins every not beta ray that's beta ray bill beta max three bucks how many people how much fucking porn is out there that is 94 percent of the whole fucking internet is porn that's true and if it's not it will be by time i'm done with it yeah what kind of porn are you like vr porn what it was that what i don't do that dark road don't um you're in a vr porn i feel like this i think you want to let us know vr porn was a really cool concept yeah that never was able to i could only imagine it would lead to horrible things if you have heads no all right all right so picture this picture this picture like i don't want to suddenly no no so picture this all right you have vr porn all right and then you have the that um automatic bill blow drop between yeah yeah fucking super sucker five thousand yeah yeah 12 000 now flush like all right flush like that's connect to a lot of matter it's called a fuck you hold it with you hands all right you're like jack hammering your fucking dick okay so picture this all right you connect that to vr porn oh yeah no that's that's the common okay accessory yeah fear porn is gonna fucking blow up yeah just like your balls are gonna fucking blow it might fall the fuck off by the time you're done jesus cry i don't like the airport took off i don't know it added extra steps that didn't need to be there it like added putting on a fucking goddamn headset that we're just putting on a fucking phone or tv it and really not accessible really not accessible if you have roommates or still live at home or anything like that well i'm watching vr they be allowed no surrounding like uh fucking situational awareness okay like that's the adventure well so it's funny because when you're playing vr on the like the oculus right you got to set your boundaries yeah so if anybody actually blocks into that boundary you see you see them oh no so like you say your boundary around like your entire fucking room right just pass your fucking door don't look at me i'm dirty oh god and then you just see somebody walk into the fucking screen and judging you yeah judging me so hard so like uh fuck so it brings back full circle how does this bring back full circle my some of my other boys from a different podcast we all bought vr sets right oh you told me about this so we all do yours you all do vr porn no no no we do like what it's not in the same room it's a virtual reality double dutch writer at this point i don't know what's happened to each other no because this is what i don't care because i can't see each other's dicks myself like this figure vr porn damn chases watch your dick black oddly enough it seems to be the only difference so we you know we go to a casino we go to play casino we just cause havoc in the fucking gaming room just talking shit just fucking losing money but my avatar is leaking the sirens leak and sirens yeah that's me in the in the vr barberall no yeah the vr bar bar fight oh yeah yeah i heard that one stupid it's gum but it's enjoyable it's like gorn have you played gorn we've just um cornhole darts and casino yeah so you're on meta now yeah okay bet y'all just send me a friend request okay i've entered that finally so yeah i know it's cool to be in the 21st century i've ever seen in the bottom world the youngest fucker here funnier i know i keep making this weird being lean lean noise so my my middle gets on my oculus and i was listening to him one day we went down before no no i listen to him when he's on there and he was in uh the fucker the barroom bar fight yeah and listening to him and watching him do this it is fucking hilarious oh my god you look so fucking dumb when you're in that and just like yeah yeah like so you're you're none the controllers you're holding it like a bad ass like in the room but you know like nothing holding these controllers and throwing a punch feels natural at all for it none of it does and just listening to him he's like these fucking these other little shits are fucking attacking me like dude fucking hit him back i'm trying they're fucking it all hitting me back well go get a weapon well i got a chair and i'm gonna fucking hit him with it and he's like oh yeah okay what'd you do i'm sorry to break it to you but your middle your middle has really bad survival instincts yeah that's bad no no my my oldest has bad survival instincts my middle has decent ones yeah my youngest is in the end or so my oldest um i let him use my uh my my psvr uh and you're much nicer and much more supportive of a parent than i than i am so dude this is fucking hilarious no i will regularly like hold me in this room on the psvr i will rarely go in there why he's like deeply engrossed in the fucking game and just slap the shit up i know i do to stay with that thing drop him yeah he says because he says the bounce so it depends on where he's gonna play either he's gonna play in the front room or downstairs and so he'll set the boundaries for where he's gonna be at and if he's on it if he's especially if he's downstairs i'll purposely go down there and i'll see exactly where he's moving around and i'll just creep right up to it especially if he's back as to her yeah i'll creep it up did you feel that crystal likes to play as you are don't it crystal likes to play the horror game so i'll just kind of oh so back to the movie like what what is your uh guys's favorite like funniest scene jesus christ jet so the opening the the opening scene after like um kind of when they they decide to try like cut but they don't cut yeah and the hilo is just sitting there and jack black is just dangling from his wires like my ass is fucking hurting right now run on my nose yeah are we cutting are we going what are we doing and everyone's at hilo and uh um uh alpa he's like this was a cell phone that i don't remember what he said you know he's like oh yeah this would be a good time for this blah blah blah and he's just like jack black just swinging around on the wire just floating then you got the napalm coming down and then to fuck it uh and then and then the fucking then the napalm comes fucking rolling through that's a signal yeah my favorite scene is the scene when cogburn is telling him how we're going to huh funniest scene uh yeah that the funniest scene is when cogburn comes in and they're about to get all the uh cameras up it says it's the way we're going to do it and he just steps on a mind and blows up and you see uh jack lives like yeah yeah now that that's my favorite two hundred percent this and it's such a it's perfect timing almost a let down from the sound you hear but it just fits seriously you just got fucking deleted you see fucking bit someone taking his fucking his most amputated hand and said oh yeah this is this is all fucking uh uh face on charge this is warm corn strip that he starts tasting it you see the guy like flavored corn starch yeah that that that scene right there like that that was funny mine would be the bill hater tom cruise uh mathematically hate scene g5 um oh yeah well that was that was just perfect and money yes and a lot of fucking money g5 airplane chase was his fucking car no money that was the line thanks for listening just he literally just i didn't hear him on the line he heat i didn't grab him grab him right there right there i was talking like that all right so yeah i didn't really just say okay i do hear this do you hear this but i guess i'm gonna get some harder hearing i want you to listen to the sound of my voice all right but you're just good if you can understand this is my favorite scene uh-huh version i got enough shit here to like just place up like it's the 4th of fucking july fucking raiding i love that i love that i love that outfit this was funny [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] it's all fucking blanks and i to the untrained they're slightly louder than regular so it might be so it might be more like a logical they're full load yeah but because there's no projectile blocking it they can be louder yeah a little bit more more concussive yeah it's a little bit more psychological too especially at that close range yeah holy jesus but these guys know that they're like all right so the um oh what the play me dragon all one one two two it was blanks and they were worried about a Bruce Lee kid situation okay just saying don't say too soon that's why i corrected myself it is way too late i forgot it's not that i forgot i was like oh no it's not the 90s anymore no no no it could be the day after nowadays it ain't too fucking soon no no no all right and good moves quickly good is uh sporting a t-shirt right here that says uh yeah that shirt is fucking amazing yeah that is a quote scooter always comes where did you find this shirt well one that one i'll get you one no where'd you get it is your fox rot okay that's i thought with that i like that one i love that one there's a black one is like yellow uh but they made like an alternate to it this is much better i have both versions you're aiming less gross research a lot better oh man they should have yeah the green was a lot better than the black yeah i like that um shoot is there any guys who want to i want to talk about what a fucking goddamn string of hits bill hater did for the fucking two years right there yeah i thought you're about to say more vr porn honestly no no no so i was i think we're i think about how long so later with with somebody at work and they're like oh this is first film i know no no i'm actually fucking wasn't i look right so this is a starting in 2007 all right hot rod yeah okay uh uh knocked up super bad yep for getting sarah marshall where was he and knocked up uh he was going on brin that was his character and brin um i remember him and knocked up he was uh wilson taylor senior voice in grand theft autofore okay all right oh shit yeah pineapple express oh he was a pun i was sure i remember that tropic thunder yeah all right this motherfucker just just a string of fingers just two years two years there bam bam bam bam bam but and he's an SNL alumni oh yeah but they're not he's not he's not the headliner but he's a supporting cast yeah alumni okay i thought you said elumin uh that's an element i was like fucking wow i love the same story yeah sorry i said wrong alumni he's thinking of the avengers marvel he's not he he's thinking marvel i'm starting to put together a whole new conspiracy there now SNL has their own ill version of the illuminati it's there it's higher up to the rest of hollywood the same is marvel who was that why do you think woody heraldson's not allowed to be on there what was that what was what i thought i heard i thought i heard a weird sound there are humans speaking oh okay and they got damn human beings yeah off off stage backstage in the garage yep no other than that this i think this movie what they say is controversial now for some reason because of the whole blackface and you know making fun of retard and stuff like that i think this movie is a common comedic classic in my opinion i think ben siller did such a good job with this i think this is a very underrated film it's not talked about that much which is crazy because i think this is a masterpiece when it comes to comedy what do you mean i think it's talked about just enough i think it's talked about just the right amount okay like it's not over talked about yeah to the point to where like you're like it's you're talking about this film all the fucking time it's literally brought up all the time you know i think it's talked about just enough okay yeah it's not word of mouth this was from pop when it came out it seemed like it was like it had what it has a fucking hit cast it was it's a good follow-up you know for for the time frame and i don't think i i've met somebody else when i when i absolutely will mention this not it doesn't actually love this fucking film that's what i'm talking about it's not talked about all that much but said again that i don't think i've met somebody in my casual conversations where you know author a random quote out or just like that from this movie um or bring up what a fucking a funny ass movie is it's like that um the people who've seen this they they everybody seems to be fucking goddamn in agreement this is a fucking hilarious film master black white old young doesn't really fucking matter uh this is this reaches out to everybody yeah and i mean we quote we all quote lines yeah from this movie oh yeah in variation super quotable in my personal life and our own lives and on the show right you know so it just like you said like it's it's a very memorable movie like never go full retard this gonna be shit that's like we're in the fucking old old old folk home and we're like fucking ragger out of the truck don't go full retard fucker here's the question back here i actually have a question what do you all think here's a question here the title is the title you're just laughing oh you know there's a type of assholes we're going to be yeah uh one one side of your face with fucking this is this goes back to me you can retard i remember meeting you in a conversation about this about how we would be like when we're old men oh yeah oh yeah cuz stu said he wants to just pop off racial slurs everybody but thank you the wrong ones yes no you know what you know what you know what so younger people all right can't get away with that huh they can't and the reason being is because they are supposed to know better yeah all right older people when they're in like their 70s 80s if you're fucking lucky enough to live in the your 90s you can literally say whatever the fucking one you know why is because oh he's old he's he doesn't have much longer but here's the key the reason i say because i think when we get old you know we think that about the old the 90s people now the 90 year olds now i think when we get to 90 year olds we're gonna be expected to you know no racism is bad um oh yeah but that's when he is throw in the wrong race people don't know if they should be offended or not uh so they all you're gonna break the wrong generation into that fucking era exactly oh it's gonna be amazing i'm gonna just make people feel so confused and uncomfortable i'm gonna look forward you're gonna pop it off to the wrong people i'm trans Chinese thank you very much dad you're not allowed to say that on your way what the fuck are you gonna be i'm not allowed to say that all right here's a question to ask you what do you guys think of the title tropic thunder what do you think that retains too like what tropic theory with about the thunderous explosions i don't end up being bad that's kind of what i took yeah okay no i was just curious i'm just curious yourself what you're calling down the fucking rod of god yeah on them okay yeah fucking tiger bomb nope tiger bomb not bomb either way do you see cody won an Oscar i'm any happy i'm in the happy supporting yeah didn't one of them get a golden gold no no no and uh the um dan have a bride character yeah yeah that so when they were giving tug his fucking Oscar if they look in the back you know you see cody he's holding a fucking Oscar so he got an Oscar for his special effects oh that made me so happy for him i'm like yes that's my boy fucking cody right oh well you know what you know that this was a golden glob nominee of what a what golden golden globe nominee say the nbc's right fucking now are you having a stroke sorry sorry is that a good lord nominated the god i'm sorry the golden god what do you think it should be yeah i don't know go this was a golden globe nominee by the way okay tom cruze and robert donny jr both got golden globe nominees for best supporting actor did anybody get nominated for a razi no uh let me see tropic thunder i'm who's curious who runs the abp is it run by by the people of the of no there was there was no razzy's i don't know jackie i'm curious jack and jill that you oh that's fucking adam sandley wait one i know jack and jill to adam sandley but i know i know i just know a lot of one huh they won yeah they want for razi oh yeah the the golden globe nominee went to tom cruze for nominee and robert any jr for a curcliserist which were very well one nobody won it was just a nominee but the fact that somebody won oh who won let me look golden globe somebody so he has to win the god him award i didn't hear any words but i heard so much i didn't hear what you said what else do we just then golden globe like i can feel him boil uh nobody won man nobody fucking won and nominated everybody but nobody fuck hollywood all of you you guys are not worthy of this hold on i'm looking at right now the golden globe winner for 2008 was uh for let's see best motion swinny Todd demon barber no that's comedy that's he fledger won that year the academy award all for a dark night yes joker yeah no we're the mad the name of dr parnassis yeah fucking porn porn asses broke back mountain parnassius oh it would have been it would have been 2009 goofy a shit but it was a title of depth in 2008 so i i i look at row seven i know we i found these shoes and they were really comfortable so i bought a pair to last me until the day i die when he died oh yes we talked about uh recently yeah so i thought okay yep i'm sorry you gotta never do anything shit nope didn't run i mean i didn't flash racks what one best picture that year what's for 2008 does it yeah let's see so every does doubt that stuff you have the reader you have milk frost nixon the curious case the budget bunch of and bunch of and button slum dog millionaire slum dog millionaire was like a big winner on the Oscars that year yeah i love that one yeah for that yeah a poor indian kid the fact that tom cruise was nominated closer to a much much better shape yeah that's actor best actor would have probably been the um for 2008 yeah milo jojevich jesus ceiling jojo bitch sittin's crotch hole is kate wenslett the reader she was pretty good in that role actually she did an amazing job shan pen one for milk yeah you remember milk kurt russell huh shot pen one for milk okay was he milking what was he milking dudes himself dudes all hundred percent it was a milking dudes it was a game it was a game okay yeah by the gay he was harvey milk he played harvey milk um the gay san francisco mayor yeah yeah yeah back yeah from deep root no shit oh wow yeah i think it had josh and milking dude i think it had josh brolin and also being milk being be milking or being milk being milked broop you can't so i oh oh i fucking told well that okay so it's a different episode in the same is he guys ready for a joint made critical yes we are really enjoy the coffee good brothers with the extra cream actually chase critical and enjoyment we're in a goop for sorry no five out of five and five out of five this is a perfect comedy this is a perfect comedy it is hilarious to watch it's extremely quotable very rewatchable yeah it is made in a manner of which whatever fuck-ups they made just seem like part of the movie so you'll probably never hear that it was a fuck up um the the comedy that was made is actually cerebral as well as at face value yeah this is a perfect comedy um you get explosions for fucking why not it's cool it's fun daniel brad yeah it's it's great i absolutely love this movie highly recommend go watch it if you haven't thank you for choosing this movie moving on enjoyment a five love love love this film enjoyability wise critically though i'm gonna have to disagree um rewatching i'm probably gonna give it a four and a quarter that's still pretty kind it's so good yeah i felt the last 20 minutes were rushed i really fucking do i feel like they kind of just wrote themselves in a corner and then ran out of what fucking ideas yeah and there were a bunch of shit on the wall and see what's stuck i feel like um the the character of um uh shamrock shamrock four leaf four leaf yeah i felt like nick nolte yeah his character was kind of fucking wasted i really fucking do it could have been a really cool fun fucking character and stuff like that and it ended up being kind of forgettable nick nolte was kind of fucking forgettable i think it was only in the movie for like 10 minutes sounds like it hurts him to talk yeah so i honestly forgot about no when they got captured right i honestly forgot that fucking danny mcbride and nick nolte we're together they were together captured yeah and waiting so danny mcbride probably had the same amount of screen time as nick nolte yeah they were in the same scenes together so i found danny mcbride at the one where he's in the the yeah but danny mcbride the tent where less gross one was talking about but then um but danny mcbride for the scenes that he had he did steal the show on those scenes another thing that's what my last thing but nick nolte did not yeah nick nolte and danny mcbride had a probably similar amount of screen time i would i nick danny mcbride fucking ran with that shit did amazing nick nolte kind of fucking forgettable okay um they're there's some flaws that could be polished up but overall still super super enjoyment the flaws do not take away from the enjoyment yeah um it doesn't enhance the enjoyment but it doesn't take away from the enjoyment but just looking out from a straight critical eye there is room for improvement yeah um which is like you feel like this will be ever dragged at the last 20 minutes felt i i literally just said that last 20 minutes you said yeah you said it was forgettable with nick nolte and everything else before i said nick nolte i said the last 20 minutes felt fucking raw you said rush not dragged okay you are correct i did say rush yes i'm right which they are opposite words but i think people understand but i think people understand you can get a fucked up feeling by a uh a scene feeling rushed and then thereby dragging out the last end of a fucking movie okay i got you all right even though they're opposites you can understand why you get that same feeling yeah he's having a purpose i'm just watching the video i wanted it to be airborne yeah leave me the fuck alone god damn it let me jack off and private well unfortunately you're streaming so oh fuck even better you're getting ready to stream yes it's on you it's your turn it's your turn oh we've been sitting ron are you okay no hey what yeah i see what you're saying get better ron yeah it's all my fault it wasn't this time oh i know it was i was hey hey come here give me that give me you need a it needs a bigger hole now the holes are perfectly fine kind of make it multi-useful you know if you it'd be anything you really want splinters in your dick even need to be even bigger than that don't fucking try to over dramatize that shit all right pewee it's fine okay fuck sakes are you ready to give your fucking review or not no i'm not i was i was spending my lazy Susan and it was enjoyable until you interrupted me thank you very much enjoy it five that uh it's stupid it's a stupid movie but it's funny i love it the amount of backlash that this movie got just over the simplest things is hilarious and it proves that people will argue and fight over anything that somebody says is offensive true you know Robert founded junior in brownface Ben stiller as a fucking retard people have such a fucking problem with that yeah so the people that have a problem with that have a problem with retards so i grew up with retards we i mean i mean i mean i mean i mean i grew up in an era of that word that word retard yeah you know we all grew up in an air minus you semi minus you i use that word all my friends do that you know in an era of that word was fucking common you know yeah it didn't mean like what people now try to portray it as right and everyone had a fucking huge ass problem with it there's no reason for it you know um they had a problem with him fucking going brownface blackface whatever you want to call it right um but they're missing they're literally missing the entire uh comedic portion of this you know and he was asked to is like do you think this would this movie could be done today and the interview was years ago excuse me that was on the Joe Rogan show right correct yeah you know and he asked him Joe Rogan asked him do you think this movie could be done today right and he said yeah he did and i believe it could be done today with the right production company right so that it doesn't get decimated and diluted in obviously disney will not fucking take care of it yeah um every fucking check mark or checklist whatever fucking thing because this movie has no females a lead actor no actress but but it does meet yes they're checklist though it does you know but it doesn't have a fucking prominent gay female yeah in it so they would fucking totally fucking gender swap every single portion that is in this movie um so for me you know i said uh enjoyment is a five critically um four and a half but the only thing just like Stu said uh it was the last little bit dragged a little bit uh i did like the bridge scene yeah when um for the half squat right it was half squat yep when he's fucking he's just fucking stabbing him in the fucking in the side and then he's throwing off the side of bridge yeah yeah and then you know after the explosion cleared he probably had the best acting of the entire fucking movie he just he just made it so depressed and angry that he didn't get to kill tug and he saw on the face saying a word i'm like oh you feel sorry for the kid well that poor little fucker i love half squat yeah and you know so aside from that point there you know it's just a little bit a little bit throughout the entire movie uh that kind of i think should have been tightened up loosened up a little bit here and there um other than that like if you if you guys don't like this movie you're a retard all right ron what i'm going to give this movie is an enjoyment is a five this this movie is fucking hilarious i was watching this with sam of the other day and i've seen this many times and i've always constantly laughed jack black robert down in jr ben stiller um all of them danny mcbride this movie's fucking hilarious all the actors did the tom cruises less gross man i mean just in that you know that role that he just stole right there seeing him um calling the flaming dragon and just like that whole scene right there just like get your fist pumped i was like fuck yeah that's that's fucking hilarious i love everything about this movie it's a great fucking comedy this is a i think this is a comedy to perfection in my opinion when it comes to critical i'm going to disagree with stew and ragnar on about this i'm going to give this a five for critical because i seriously think that this movie is perfection when it comes to comedy i think there's i think the scene the last scene at the end does not drag to me it doesn't feel rushed it feels perfect i feel that it flows perfectly i enjoy all of the characters i enjoy the nignault day and uh four leaf and uh danny mcbride kody kody was his name right yeah kody and uh four leaf together i thought that you know they're a little parry because they were beefing with each other because he was lying that he didn't lose his hands and you know that the whole thing was called i just knew what it sounds like when it lies yeah it was cracking me up i fucking loved it the robert down over is it kirk Lazarus when he was going with the uh the left farmer shit hilarious kirk Lazarus was so good jack black really stole the show in this movie i think all of them had an equal part of perfection when it comes to comedy seriously it's not just robert danny june he did steal the role but all also all of them did even ben stiller ben stiller had his little scenes here and there i think this is a great comedy this is a recommendation i love this movie i think it is a comedy that we all grew up watching you know seeing this back in 2008 and bro i was a fucking god damn adult yeah all right well i already been rolling up sandbox done my fucking beauty and came the fuck back well we were in our choice all right i was we were there when this movie came out you know we were in our like late thirties early thirties before this fucking movie came out oh wait they grew up with this fucking movie okay then i guess chase is the one that grew up with it but everybody and and goop because both no one in your six college and he said high school but i mean seriously the whole ordeal about this is that this is perfection i think this is a comedy that is well received and i i don't understand why a lot of people don't like this movie i don't understand why it's not talked about like it should be i think it is one of the best when it comes to comedies i i think the action it it combines action comedy uh not really drama but i mean just the matthew bakana hey we didn't even talk about him i thought he was great you know as the uh the uh what is the real hero of the fucking movie yeah i mean seriously i thought he was great trying to get in that t-vode who uh bencillor's character i was i was i was save their lives ever so slightly and then he didn't run right back in that fucking jungle yep all right save the god damn same exact way he came in oh yeah my man was fucking booking it dude every yeah wow yeah this is juke bro and everything going on and maybe yeah so i agree with chase it's a five out of five i i love this movie so glad that we finally got to review this because i think we've been talking about this for over a year and it's been change between stew me and i'm glad that you got to host this movie this was a good movie for you to host and uh this was fun so yeah five out of five yep you done a good job to my best thank you guys it's all you guys um but yeah this movie is a masterpiece in comedy um just a level of satire and like more like like the self-reflection and character arcs of every character that was in this movie had a character arc you could see there where they started and where they ended it was a fucking full story it is so hard to write comedy and have a great story with it i think this fucking nails it yes because at the end you have to have that slow part where there's a bridge that you know literally the bridge yeah it has to go to that conclusion and i i thought it at that was fucking great um because like one thing that jay sundry jay sundry house car the director of like broken lizard you know a bunch of movies from there it is so hard to write this and when when the fucking critics shut on their fucking comedy because it's like a tee off for them it's just fucking bothers him to fucking every day to know how yeah um yeah but that should know that should tell him that like he did a good job yeah still yeah honestly but still if if you are director and you were it's fuck you you were beer fest yeah you do that shit it's a it's a fucking masterpiece yeah yeah and you fucking people hate it on it so what the fuck is wrong this movie is not for you get the fuck out yeah yeah exactly so that's it's your question you don't understand it's like the people that this became so big everyone had to watch this movie i hope everyone watches this movie but then yeah you you felt a certain way about it people got offended by it and it's like god damn it just to have a funny bone just don't take us so turn your brain off have fun laugh at this shit it's funny that's what these that's what this especially just like you said you know turn your brain off yeah you know that's what what's great about this movie the amount of shit that a single person could possibly get pissed off about yeah right if they would just turn their fucking brain off watch it yeah and enjoy what they see yep without having like some sort of uh prejudicial racial emotional agenda prejudice yeah you know yeah just like what they think saddles yeah yeah but uh because yeah i i lua had a google what what one of the comedies that came out in the last ten years and they're looking through a list oh my god that's suck that's suck that's not that wasn't as funny so i mean it's just this this holds up i watch this movie constantly at least four times a year because it it fucking makes me laugh it puts me in a heavy place god damn it chase spin the wheel what did chase do god dinner death i didn't hear it i didn't hear it i'm sorry how it was bad dude i need to put that thick music back in here the what music oh the thick music okay oh oh no it's a moral conundrum and so everyone pays conundrum love you Adam wow we're going out of the bang tonight finger bang just like this fucking movie did and i like what i like about um the end of the movie was how they roped the original movie you have into um as a as a documentary yeah of the making of the making of tropic thunder yeah it was so fucking fun um but yeah this is the five out of five for me like this is just a masterpiece like just the writers you know Justin Thoreau, Ben Stiller, him doing this you know taking that challenge and doing this was something else um but yeah enjoyment is a five critical to five there's nothing i wouldn't change anything to this movie you can't change the flow of it i just you could change it a fucking cut hair to something but it's it's fucking me perfect yeah but that that's my show and this offer this memorial and with a finale with a shot of malore which i'm new shoe bear laid fashion that's true we did start with it came with a firm circle jerk little of that did hurdle some more malore shot bangs going rolling god damn i can't drink this just fucking christ he just spilled it he's dropped it it was the rule for this at the party foul yeah so he spins we do his shot you know i gotta spin the wheel yeah no i i i got a spin the wheel i i don't know what happened there that just great now my torso is smelling malore so it's not a heaven maybe we'll get another something to drop maybe you'll be able to hold on to your fucking dream this time i don't know what happened there right i did something i don't know what you were just looking in your hand to like bullshit you've done it before so we've all done that oh what the fuck grab something yummy oh god block type EAC oh grab something yummy so i'll just take another shot of that all right so cheers everybody i was looking at the other round so i wonder so like if it's parallel right there all right not really god damn rhyme god damn boy right now i bet a lot tonight yeah you have good war on highlander there you go yeah and how did he do in the highlander yeah but it's not rhyming it's on the fucking boys now i just want to throw it on my demon all right well really dude the voice the voice is killing me the voice that fucking it's not even like it's cracking back and forth he's it's somehow nasally and whiny and got the basic the exact same time like they've auto-tuned it somehow yeah to be as annoying as fucking possible i think some purpose is it yes okay i think so anyways he's getting older so these things are going to be happening but nothing with him not cool all right so that is the that is the end of our show good great job for hosting for krautik thunder this was a fun episode very good very good so much fun so uh that is the end of our show guys thank you for joining us and make sure to join us for our next episode coming up which uh i don't know yet i'll figure it or don't we'll see what's up yeah or something i i think 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Send us a Text Message.In this conversation, the hosts discuss the movie Tropic Thunder and share their personal experiences and opinions. They talk about the actors, the humor, and the trailers within the movie. They also mention other movies released around the same time and discuss the Blu-ray vs HD DVD format war. The hosts then review Jefferson's Ocean bourbon and describe its sweet and tropical flavors. Tropic Thunder is a comedy classic that is talked about just enough. It has a hit ca...
