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(laughing) - For the listening audience, Snow and I are here tonight. (laughing) - Cover all, nice to meet you. - All right, what it's gonna be, it's gonna be a self-destruct. - That row, Raggy. You don't have it flat on the table. - Ooh. - No, it's not. It's not flat on the table. - I can see it, baby. - It's on a, it's on a TV. - What's it land on? - It's not it land on. - Cock shot. - We've had people do it on these things before. - Cock shot? - Cock shot. - Okay, fine, you want to, all right. All right, you get your choice. - There you go. - You didn't want to re-spin, you wanted it, you get it. Let me go experiments. Well, you guys start. - Ooh, all right. - All right. - Okay, hold on. - Let's get this started. - I got to, I got to. - All right, so let's go ahead and go first. So this Tasty Room topic we're doing today, this is actually Snow's idea. Top five movies you want to see get remade. This was a hard fucking list. And we have our peanut gallery here. We have. - Well, let's just call them friends. They friends. We got Adam. - Adam and Anna. - Oh, I was singing. - I got you. - I was on hard times. - I got you, man. - I was on hard times. - I got you back. I was like, Adam and Anna. - I was waiting to see if he actually said our name. - Ah, so almost dead loading. - Well, Adam, I'm gonna let you go first on your top five movies you'd like to see remade. - Okay, like you said, this was hard. - It was. - I actually had to spend like an hour at work trying to figure this out. - I was watching a movie and I was just, I was telling the same, I was like, God damn it, I can't think of any fucking movie that I want remade. - All right, so you gotta think back way, way back. - Well, the first one I came up with was Ferris Bueller's Dale. I like to see him try to do it in current day to see 'cause whoever has kids now knows that if a kid misses a class, you get a text message. - It would be mine because our security systems, that's not mine, mine's on silent. - Not mine, I think that was your one. - That's a Vivint. - Fuck! (laughing) - So it was yours both times 'cause mine's on silent. - Yeah, it's a misdirection. - Oh, cool, thank you Adam. - So that's what, two spins. - This is why I remember his name. (laughing) - So that's two more spins right there, ma'am. - No, just two, yeah, just two. - That's two more spins. - Two, two, that's probably Harley. (laughing) - You're loading up. (laughing) - Go ahead Adam, while he's spinning, I like to see you get a text message if your kid's not in class. How did they get around that? - Fuck was that? - Your punishment shot. Got loose again. - Okay, well. - That was a horrible spin. - Yeah, it just hasn't stopped. - Yeah, but that wasn't my fault, it was just something wrong with the wheel. All right. - Who owns the rest of that movie, Adam? - I have no idea. - It's John Hughes, you look John Hughes, so I don't know who has the rights. - This Disney, they'll fuck it up. - Oh yeah, they will. - Oh, talking about it in his remake. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I have no idea. - Gotcha. - That's my punishment shot. - Nice question, dude. - So, they should be right there. - I am. - Next one I've got is League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. I'd love to see them try to redo that. - That would be awesome. - I actually like that movie though. - I do like it, but what I would like to do is see it have them do it like each character of their own, almost like an Avengers kind of thing to where each character has a movie, and then they bring them all together in the league, where you don't spend the whole movie trying to figure out each person in one movie. - Right. - Yeah, so wait a minute. These are remakes we want to see done. And I asked you to clarify if they've already been remade, that you can still remake them. - Yeah, you can remake it. - Okay, okay. All right, I want to make sure. - Okay, yeah. - Because I want to make sure my list is correct parameters of what we're doing. - Something wrong with the wheel. - Oh, fuck! - Oh, fuck! Double dick! (laughing) - Just make it a big dick. - Yeah. (laughing) - Let me see that. - Fill the full penis to the brim. - I think it's loose or something. We got to get that thing good because we need it for Harlan the next week. - Look, if this thing moves while I'm fucking with it, I don't spin. - No, no, no, no. - It's fine. That's a good one. - All right. - So, as anybody seen the movie Crossroads with Ralph March? - Ralph March? - Yes. - No. - Yes. - I have. - It's actually a good movie. - It is a good movie. I like to see him do that currently with the guitar player that was against him with Stevie. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'd say I'd see him make it with like Santana as a guitar player. Make it a current name. - That'd be kind of cool. - Something like that. - That would be interesting. - That would be interesting. - Yeah, yeah. - I love Santana. - Next one I've got is The Last Starfighter. - Oh, one of Ron's favorites. - Why, yes. - That's a good movie in itself. - Yeah. - I told him, no, don't fucking put that on there. It's a good movie. (laughing) - But think about using current, like video games. - Yeah. - You know what they use then? The video games they have now, how. - Plus the CGI effects because that one was actually one of the first CGI movies with the CGI were horrible CGI, but we grew up on it. We fucking loved it. - Right, exactly. - That's better, yeah. - But you have been using like the current technologies and things like that to be interesting to see how they do it with like video games now, like VR. - Yeah, that'd be cool. - Yeah. - So, next one I've got, split second. (laughing) - Yeah. - That was a good one to see how many people threw something and gave into the film. - You were so glad to do that. (laughing) - I can't have the condition. - We used to make it that big. - What, what to see who did a split take on it? - Holy cow, that's a big dick. (laughing) - That's a little bit too much. - I did not mean to make it that big. - I'm not drinking all that. - That's a little bit too hard. - That's a lot harder. - Fuck you. (laughing) No, my fifth one was actually Cannonball Run. - I did not mean to make it that big. - That's a good fucking, I like that movie. - Yeah, but to see with like the current vehicle, the current cars they have now. - Yeah. - In 30 different people who are actors nowadays. - Yeah. - So I love seeing you. - That would be a good one. - That'd be a good one. - That'd be a good one. - Yeah. - So, those are my five. - Nice. - That's a good list. - All right, so Anna, what is your top five movies you want remade as I try this first shot? - All right, my top five. The first one is, I think it would be kind of cool if they made Little Shop of Horrors, you know, with different actors, it would be hilarious. - Well, Little Shop of Horrors is a remake though. - Yeah, of a black and white one, which is funny. - Is it really? - Yeah. - A remake. - A remake. - I didn't know that was a remake. - A remake of a remake. - Yeah, it was like a really old one. - Really? You didn't know that? - No, I never was a fan of that movie. - It was fantastic. - It wasn't one of my things, for some reason. - Like somebody said, it would be funny if Neil Patrick Harris played Seymour. (all laughing) - He did do a musical. - I want Mike Castle near Patrick Harris. - He actually did do a musical. - I didn't crack out. - It was like his video, Dr. Nodes video blog or something like that. - Dr. Horrible. - Dr. Horrible. - It's actually pretty funny. - Oh, I love it. - It's actually pretty funny. - So Jack Nicholson is not over the original. - Jack Nicholson? - Yes. - In the original? Oh, I remember, you know what? I do remember that in the documentary now. I remember it showing the blank. Yeah, I remember then the Into the Darkness documentary. It's a good one, okay? - And then the next one, Clue. I mean, it's a really good movie, but with like Clue as comedians and stuff from now. - Dude's not happy with you on that one. (all laughing) - Okay, let me be the same. - You can't replace Tim Curry. - 'Cause you can't, yeah, still have to have Tim Curry. - I love Tim Curry. - That's gonna be a little hard to do. - Look, it's really hard to, just say it. - He's so sad. - I know. - It's really hard to pick any movies I really wanna remake, but it would be fun to have different, like, you wanna remake it? - If you wanna remake it, Lou, that's fine. It's okay. - Sorry, good. (all laughing) - He's so sad. - Is he frozen? He's, hello? He was buffering. - I love him. - Guh, Guh was literally himself buffering. - He was buffering. (all laughing) - He had the little stuff. - Yeah. - Okay. Well, this time I picked a movie that I just thought was crappy, so I thought maybe if they remade it, it would be better, which is an American werewolf in Paris. - Oh, okay, I agree with you. - I agree with you. - 'Cause I agree with you. - I agree with you. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - No, I love that one, but yeah. The second one was just garbage. Garbage. Garbage. It was fresh. Garbage. - No, no, no. - I thought maybe they could make it better. - Wait a minute, Sammy, you like that movie though. - 'Cause I love werewolf movies. I am a horror for werewolves. Like, just can't help it. I'm sorry. - There's some funny scenes in it, but the American werewolf in London is much better, but you want a remake of being in Paris. So not of American werewolf in London. - No, a remake of Paris. - Okay, got you. - How are you? - Okay, that's good. - And then for the fourth one, I picked Rosemary's baby, because I just thought that would be fine. - Oh, that would be fine. - Neat in modern times. - Oh, what is it? - I don't know. - What's his name? - I love him. - It's a good movie though. - Is that a woman? - Angly, if he would do it. - Oh yeah. - That's a Roman Polinsky film, right? - Original, yes. - Yes. - Yeah. - That's what I thought, yeah. - Yeah. - He was married to Sharon Tate. - Yeah. - Another whole, yeah. And yeah, he also was married to a younger girl or something like that. And he's overseas because of it. - Yeah, he's great. - All right, is it my turn? - I have one more. - No, it's my turn. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - You're the finale. - I lost count. - The finale? - Yes. - Wouldn't Goot be the finale? - Yeah, Goot should be the finale. - Oh, then, yeah, Goot will be the finale at the end of the episode. Yeah, because he's over there. Actually, I was gonna have Goot go next, then me, then Ragnar. - Stop going back. - Oh, whatever. That's the way I do it. Whatever. Go ahead, Anna. - So it was hard to pick like the last one, but I went with another werewolf movie that I really like, but I just thought it would be cool if it was remade and it's the silver bullet. - Oh. - Oh. - That would be fun as a remade. - Yeah, just like, that one is based on cycle of a werewolf, which is my favorite season. - Stephen King's story. - Love me, some King. - That's an awesome list. - I do. Nobody knows that about you. - No. (all laughing) - I would think about it when I picked it. - All right, so I'm gonna go ahead and go next. This was hard. - I thought Goot was gonna be nice. - No, I'm gonna have Goot go after me and then Sammy and then right over the finale. - How about you take a finish shot? - I will in a minute. - I think he should do it now. - No, I will in a minute. - I will in a minute. Thank you. Anyway, so the first one, I don't know what the fuck that is. - It's gonna go in your mouth. - I'm really sorry. It's so big. - Problem is, is it getting worse? - I didn't mean it. Sometimes they're bigger than they're supposed to be. - Is it getting worse? As it sits there? - It's definitely too different. - It's starting to settle. - It seems like this colored piss. I can just say that. - It looks like you got like a dirty like sampling. - My fingers smell really bad. - Ew. (all laughing) - All right, so my first one on the list is going to be, this one was hard because I didn't want to remake, but I also remember Howard Sternson, he was going to do a remake of this, so I actually want to see it as Porky's. I would love to see a modern version of Porky's. So it was a little hard to do, but yeah, I had to do that. - We did though. - What? - He did see a modern version of Porky's. - American Pie. - American Pie. - With the Porky storyline though, with the same type of character. - Oh, just literally the same story. - Just a complete remake of it. But I understand what you're saying is sex comedy. - I have no idea. - It's perfectly casted in original. - The second one is going to be Super Mario Brothers. - Okay. - Oh, yeah. - The live version. I thought that would be a good remake to see how that would turn out. - That would be fine. - That would be fun. - No, I know, but Bob Hoskins was such-- - Unless they do it in a different way, but I mean, there's things about that movie. I, I, it's nostalgic to me. I grew up with that movie, but it would be interesting to see what they would do with it. - I don't think he could fresh hard on John, like, was on from that movie. - Oh. (all laughing) - Oh, as we do? - Yeah. - But I don't know if you could cast someone who just goes Bob Hoskins as Mario. I loved him. - I'm fucking, well, Chris Pratt, I mean, that's what they did for the other one. I'm sure they can get, they can work with it. - Who's animated? - I don't know. - Then, the next one I'm going to pick is the Island of Dr. Monroe. - That's a good one, babe. - Okay. - The Island of Dr. Monroe. That is a horribly main movie, but I still enjoy it, even though it's a bad movie, but I would love to see what they can, I think there is talks about a remake finally being done, but it's a great fucking story. - You said there was plans for remake for a while. - Yeah, but it's been through development hell and also there was a whole documentary on the whole, behind the scenes of how the director got fired and John Fregerheimer came in, and it's actually a really good documentary. Good, have you seen it? - Of course, what's the version you talk about? - No, no, the documentary on the making of the Island of Dr. Monroe, all the controversies with it. - No, I didn't watch that. - That's three. - What? - It's Monroe. - It's Monroe. - You keep saying Monroe. - You've said it three times. - I've seen people with a documentary say Monroe. - You heard it, you're sorry. - There's no fucking in. - I've seen some people in the things, say Dr. Monroe. - Randomly inserting an N into them. - Since I've heard it in the documentary, so that, you know, if you're right, that's fine. - If there's an N in there, you're good. - There's no N. - No, it's Monroe. - All right, I've heard people in the documentary saying Dr. God damn it, so does that mean they can't get a fucking punishment shot? Jesus Christ, who is they? - Who is they? - They in the documentary. (laughing) - The documentary, these punishment shots. - Get their names. - I'll spend a little minute. - I'll tell you what, wait for the credits. - There's your rest. - That, I'll tell you what, I'm gonna give you up. I'm gonna vote on saying you get a pass on that one because that's like a triple fucking shot out there. - Agreed. - So that, that cut. - But you have to finish the cock. - Okay, fine, fine. - Drink the whole thing. I apologize. - All right, my next one is gonna be the Beastmaster. - Okay. - I think the Beastmaster would be-- - Our senior would be so disappointed, didn't you? - You know what, I wouldn't mind seeing a new version of it with the animals and everything. I think it would be a fun, it's one of those old-- - Come on, the ferrets are fucking amazing. - There are, but I still think it would be a fun little remake. Like I said, this is what I mean. It's really hard doing this fucking list. And my last one, I know you're gonna give me crap about it is the rocketeer. - Okay, first off, I did not give you crap. - No, no. - Oh. - Yeah, because she already gave crap about, oh, so you don't wanna Jennifer Connolly replace? - Apparently, it's not my turn to bitch out of it, it's your turn. (laughing) - Oh, wow. - No, he's got such a heart on for Jennifer Connolly. It's literally the prettiest she's ever fucking been in that white satin dress. And he's like, no, let's redo that. - Said that and totally agreed. (laughing) - I said the exact same thing. Why would you ever have been more beautiful than in that movie? - You're a girl in it. Why would you wanna remake it? - That's your hall pass. And you're like, no, let's pretend that it didn't happen. - Yeah, yeah. He didn't say they're destroying the original movie, so it's still there. He'd still watch it and lust over her suit. - Right. (laughing) - So that's my list. We're gonna go ahead and go over to Goot for his top five movies that like to be remade. - All right, let's start this off with Halloween three. - Oh, there we go. - I would love to see you guys started. - I'm surprised. - Rename it, rename it. And then John Carpenter come back and do his own trilogy off that stuff. He fucking beautiful. - So you wanted to be Michael Myers? - No. - So you wanted to-- - No, whatever. - No, I wanted to be the Halloween theme that he wanted to create a whole different anthology off-- - Oh, okay, I see what you're saying. - Okay, I see what you're saying. - Yeah. - Just to have those characters redo that movie and build off of it. It's like a whole different anthology. Like "Trigger Treat" or "Different Storylines." - Yeah. - It'd be fucking awesome. - I didn't mean to. - I kinda did, but then I didn't. And then I felt bad, but it's too late 'cause it's in there. - Well, you got the excess in there. - It's not a remote or a camera-- - It felt like that, right? - I don't know, I don't know. - I think a modern remake of Halloween three would also be super fun. Again, if it was done like right, I think that could be real creepy, just the dissolving head scenes with the cast scenes. - Well, just take the Halloween three off of it 'cause what was it? Halloween three, the season of The Witch, right? - Yeah. - Just call it season of The Witch and then just keep on going from there. - As long as we keep that song. - Yes. - Yes. - Silver Shamrock. (laughing) What's next? - So next up would be Horror Express. I mean, it hurts me to say that with Christopher Lee in there and Peter Cushing, that tandem does an amazing job, kind of like De Niro and Pesci. Like they just work so well, doing all the hammer movies. But I think it would be a cool concept that instead of like a murder mystery, the current day stuff with trains, have the monster in there and just have fun with that. - That'd be cool. - I've never seen it. - Never seen it, but-- - Who's in Horror Express? - You painted it really well. - Right, Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing. - Yeah. - I've never seen that one. - It's currently streaming on Shutter. The recent show, Season of Creep Show. - Yeah. - The last episode, there's a 45 minute homage to it, we're Justin Long, he, that's just like his favorite horror movie. So he makes a virtual reality scene. He goes to that movie. Like he gets to meet Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing. He has a huge crush on the female. - Right. - The lady, the main lady. And like he bangs her, but she's on his wife. Like it's weird, is it considered cheating if you cheat on your wife with a virtual reality thing? - I don't think so. - I would say-- - Is that how we get around to it? - Are you sticking your dick in it? - Is it virtual though? - Are you emotionally cheating? - Ooh, fair point. - Emotionally cheating, yes. - Yeah, cheating. (laughing) - You put the peat monster in there. - Yeah, I did. - That was your dream from aliens. - Is that all you put in there? - No. - No. (laughing) - Can't you tell the balls have settled? - Oh, God. - Did you just sniff it or do you recognize it? - I smelled it. - Yeah. - He licked the dip. - It's not good. - Mm. - It's embarrassing. - Yeah. - All right, Google. - What's your next one? - Next up. Next up, another classic, your choice. - Which one? - Another classic movie, "Dr. Terror's House of Horrors." - I've never seen that one. - It's another one familiar. - It's another one with Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing where these five guys go on a train and this random guy comes in and he does terror cards. And he like, they all do their terror cards and they've reads their future how they all die. And at the end, everyone starts freaking out and he like smiles and disappears. He's death. - The hell? - I think he's getting a gabosh. - Damn, trash can. - I think he's getting a gabosh can. - You may wanna move, Anne. - Anne, you are officially going to the-- - Go to the-- - Go to the other side of your house. - If you sit in the seat, you may want a poncho. - Free roll. - You may want to move too. - Yeah, I was going to say, Adam, you might want to move over a little bit. (laughing) - I can run. (laughing) - Chug a look. Oh, wow. - I could spring out of that really quick. - Ooh, that's, oop, hello. - What the fuck did you put in there? - I don't know, but there's more. - Oh my God, this is going to be hard. (laughing) - What did you put in there? - I'm sorry. - Pete Monster. - And? - Mescal. - What's-- - Ooh. - Hold on, you get a break. - tequila. - Tequila. - So, in a splash of Bloody Mary Mix. - Oh, wonderful. - But I was trying to tone down the Pete Monster and the Mezcal. And I don't know. - I think it smells really bad. - It tastes very salty. - Also, I don't know how old that bottle of Bloody Mary Mix that's been sitting on your bar is. - That's old. - That's freaking, like I shouldn't have thrown away. - That ain't true. That's the one. - All right, what's your next one, man? I'm fucking dying here 'cause I'm thinking I'm a puke. (laughing) - I'm gonna go Avengers Age of Ultron. - Really? - Really? - That rebooted, yes. They fucked up the storyline. They should have killed Pietro. They could do Ultron better and different, so. - Who should they have killed? - Quicksilver. Pietro. - Oh, shouldn't have killed. Okay. - Yeah, yeah, no. - Oh, I grew up with him. I loved him. - He was a good character, and that, but then they kind of redid him in that series with the, um-- - They did not redo him. They fucked up and over. - No, he was an excellent. - WandaVision. - Yeah, the WandaVision show. 'Cause I remember, yeah. - Yeah, they didn't redo him, like, like, good. - Yeah, they didn't redo him. They brought him from the X menu. - They brought the actor in, for whatever. It was weird. It was really weird. - They didn't sweat. Yeah, fuckers. So my number one would be Creature From The Black Lagoon. - Which I was shocked that that was gonna be on your list because I know how much you love that movie. - I totally knew it was gonna be on his list. (laughing) - He just wants to see it, like, better. - Yeah. - Like, visually better, right? - I think I remember you talking about it on your amazing Creature From The Black Lagoon episode, by the way. That's a great episode. But I remember you talking about why didn't they ever make a remake of it? - Ah, funding and just, there's no clear picture. Like, the rights to it, you know, it, since the monster verse failed, it was part of the plan to redo it. There's always, like, speculation every year that's gonna happen. - Yeah. - It just never works out. - It's weird because all the other monsters have been done, but that one hasn't, so. Great fucking list, goot. - Was that supposed to be part of the new version, like, with the mummy and all that stuff? - Yeah, the monster verse, yeah. - Right, okay. - I wish they would restart that because I would love to see the monster verse keep going. Because it was supposed to be, like, a whole plan thing. Russell Crowe was gonna be, like, the Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde. - Yeah. - And he was gonna be, like, almost like the Avengers type cell where they're gathering all the monsters together. I thought that would have been great, but the mummy from Tom Cruise. - Yeah, that bomb's so horribly. - That was, 'cause it wasn't a good movie. - Good, I have a question. Would you consider shape of water almost, like, in the vein of remake-ish? - That was the beautiful mind of Guillermo de Toro. - I love him. - So that was, he's always wanted to do a version of the Christopher Van Beklagoon. So that was his, like, middle finger to everyone with that. - Nice, okay, look at that. Thank you. - Really? - Good movie. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm, shape of water? - Don't they have a big shape? - I'm surprised you liked that one. - Why? - 'Cause then I didn't think you liked that movie. (laughing) You have weird taste. - No shit. - Just like I did. - Peace, man. (laughing) - All right, so let's go ahead and go to Sammy next. What are your top five movies you like to see remade? - All right. - So, I'm sorry. - Why? - Oh, hold on. - I have a question, why do you do this when it's not your turn? You do it on everybody else's turn. - He tries to hide what he's doing. - No, I'm trying to finish. (laughing) - You should've finished it on your episode of it. - Keep it down or you have to do it again. - This is fucking horrible. - I'm not, I would not make that again. - Okay. - Yeah. - Throw up, we won't hold it against you. - No. - I'm tasting. - I'm tasting it. - The fact that it's an expired bottle of Bloody Mary mix, we're really gambling right now. - It's like salty mixed with the peat and mixed with the tequila and I'm getting all three of them like battling in my mouth. I don't like it. (laughing) - That's why it's a punishment. - Fuck. All right, go ahead Sammy. - All right. - Three spins worth of punishment. - Yeah. - A lot. - We're going to have more on a Highlander show, at least they're spaced out, so. - All right. So my list is like all over the place. Some of these are going to be remakes of remakes. Actually? - Hold on. One, two, three, four, five. Okay, I got to make sure I have enough. No, actually they're not. Huh. Oh, they're originals. Okay. - Look at you. - Look at me. Didn't even know. So, okay, my first is going to be basic instinct. - Why? - That's a great movie. - Because I want to see them do some, with somebody else in the cast of Captain Tramiel and in the cast of our boyfriend. - Michael Douglas. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Sorry, he doesn't rev my engine a lot. - She's like Henry Campbell and somebody else. - Henry Cavill? - Thank you. I'm not going to say any more names anymore. - I mean, yeah. I'd like him in anything. - Yeah, but he wouldn't fit that role though. - No, no, but there are certain actors, I can't say 100% which one. Like, yeah, I can. I take him anyway, I can get him. - Who you a fan of basic instinct? - Yes. - But I respect the choice though. It's a good imagination. It's good, I like it. - Thank you. - All right. - So yeah, basic instinct. Then I'll finish with that one. Then I actually would like to see an American Whirlwolf in London remake. Yeah. I'd love to see it brought up. - With the comedy too and everything? Like the whole comedy horror? - I mean. - Would you want it more serious? - I would like it actually more serious. - Okay. - Because I will always take horror, horror, over comedic horror. - Right. - Because, yeah. But I think it would be super fun again with where we are with AI. I mean, they can make some freaking banana werewolves and that would be really, really fun. - Okay. - That would look really weird though. Banana werewolves. - Banana werewolves. (laughing) - That's really fucking strange. - They live in Florida. - Nice, nice, pretty yellow werewolves. - Right? (laughing) - I don't know if I'll lie. - That's how they transform. Just kill them, kill them, kill them. - Get that stuff coming out of his head. - Yeah. (laughing) - American Whirlwolf in Brazil. (laughing) - All right. So then, I'll go ahead and I'll hit my other werewolf. I'd love to see a remake of The Howling. - Okay. - That one would be really fun. - Have they already done a remake of that or they haven't done a remake? It's like five movies after the first one. - Yeah, the second one's fucking stupid. - But they're not remakes. - Yeah. - They're like sequels. - Sadly, they're like what they did to Pumpkinhead. - Yeah. - But yeah, I think The Howling redone would be, again, really fun. And I would love to see my boy Angly do a version of that because he could do it right. - I think it's an par with American Whirlwolf in London. I think they're both good Whirlwolf movies. - No, I agree. I can't, I do, no, I can't pick. (laughing) - I have seen them. - I love them both. - It's classic go-knot. - And I don't have to pick so I'm not going to. Then, I would love to see a remake of, and I love the original. You've noticed that's why I need clarification because I picked movies I love to remake. 'Cause I do really enjoy, I don't love, but I really enjoy basic instinct. I just think it would be fun. - Yeah. But my next one is going to be a remake of "Christine." - Ooh, that would be cool. - Yeah, I almost had that on there. - I was the guy on there too. - It would be super good. And again, you can't go wrong with Stephen King. - Have y'all seen the car? - What do you mean? - It's a movie called "The Car." It's almost like a Christine kind of-- - Knock off. - Yeah, no, oh, it's-- - Is it good? - To me, it's scarier than Christine. - Really? - Yeah. - The car, I'll have to check this out. - Yeah, special. - 77? I think it, yeah, it sounds about right. - Have you seen a goot? - I'm looking it up, I've not. - Sweet. Okay, and then I will finish out my list because this movie desperately needs to be remade. 2001 "Space Odyssey." - Oh, fuck! - So they can make it-- - No! - And they can make it not be boring and they can make it way way better because that movie is fricking terrible. It doesn't matter, it's my list. (laughing) - It needs to be remade into an enjoyable movie. - It is a masterpiece, a film. - No, it's a crappster piece. - Whatever. (laughing) - So that's my list. - Great list, Sammy. - Yeah, you're welcome. - Other than 2001. - No, I'll trust me. This is the tip of the iceberg. You invited me on the show on your episode. - I know, I know it's gonna be-- - You invited me on-- - I know you're gonna be just fucking-- - Angry for the hour and a half that you record. 'Cause you have to watch it. (laughing) All right, so we're gonna go ahead and go over to BAC's Snow for your top five movies you want remade. - Hello. - Hello. - Hello. - So the first one I'm gonna do is, a movie from my childhood that I have not seen in forever, but I always enjoyed it. Nope. (laughing) Nope. (coughing) - That was so fucking bad. - No, I read Sonya. - That's a good movie. - That was gonna be redone with Rose McGowan and it never felt-- - I enjoyed the shit out of that movie as a kid. And I just, I think I would like to see that one again. - That's a great movie. - Update it, yeah. - Which works in anger? - Yes. - That's a good one. - Yeah, with him as Conan. - Yeah. - And read Sonya, she was hot as well. - No, he wasn't Conan, he was actually a different character. It was just kind of like a Conan rip-off. - Oh, okay. - But it played himself. - Yeah, it's a good movie. It's a special little Asian kid with his big servant and everything. - Yeah, yeah. - That's a classic. - The movie is just fun. I would like to see that one. - So that's how I feel about Beastmaster. That's a good one. - Yeah, I just had that movie. I watched it a ton when I was little and I just loved it. The next one I'm gonna go with is I love Epic, like historical Epic movies. I get so much joy out of them and I would love to see Cleopatra redone. And I actually know now that they are redoing Cleopatra with Gal Gadot, which is who I would love to see. It is, it's in development. - Gal Gadot is gonna be Cleopatra? - Yes. - Wonder what? - Yes, that's just gonna be fucking perfect. - That's a good casting. - I just can't wait. So I decided on this one as a pick before I realized that and I'm really excited. - I think there's even a well-known director behind it too. - Probably. - I guess they got Gal Gadot. - It's gonna be big. - They got Gal Gadot though. - It's gonna be big. I'm very excited. I just, I love seeing the ancient Rome and Egypt stuff and to see it like just updated. Oh, I was excited. And then the next one I'm gonna go with is Star Wars Episode One. Because that movie was a fucking disappointment. And I think that if they just, they took out all the fucking CGI and took out some really annoying fucking characters, it would have been a lot better. Maybe recasted the kid. - I agree with that. - I like the cast. I like the story. I think that it was so, it was so much green screen. - Yippee. - Not okay. Not okay. And it was, it was disappointing. And I think as a huge Star Wars fan, I wish that they would have done something different. I wish that they hadn't made it look the way it looked. Cause it didn't look like the same fucking franchise. - Yeah. - And then the next one I'm gonna go with is E.T. Because fuck that. - Oh, come on. (laughing) - That's a better one. - Only so you can actually invite. - Fuck that alien. - The fuck? - I like, I think the story is really sweet. I think that alien is gross. He's fuck, yeah. Anything. - And you're fucking mad. Any play job aliens are not worse. - Other than a walking testicle with a see-through heart and a glowing fucking eyeball. (laughing) Or a fucking the finger. Fuck that nightmarish bullshit. I hate that alien. If they just changed entirely the way it looks and sounds, it would be a great story. And I would watch it and not wish for it to die. - Wow. - So I would really like them too. - Come on. I'm gonna ask, do you all hate E.T.? - I don't like E.T. - I don't hate it. - But I don't like it either. - Yeah, it's, it's there. - Okay, goop. I've only lost a trailer. I've always forced myself never to watch it. - You've never seen it. (laughing) - Fuck you Spielberg. (laughing) - I grew up with that movie. - Come on. - No, that little fucker. I had so many goddamn nightmares as a kid, thinking he was coming after me down the hallway with its stupid heart and its stupid finger and I'm gonna punch your face. (laughing) - No, no, he should have stayed dead in the creek. (laughing) - So. - Big commercial for you M&M's. - Her favorite part. - Reese's, Reese's, Reese's. - Reese's, Reese's, Reese's. - Which are delicious. - This is the best part of the movie. - Oh. - All right, what's your next one? - My last one is Jaws. Three. - Jaws three. - Oh. - Jaws three. I want that. (laughing) - I don't like anybody. - I know. - The C-World one. - Yes. - The 3D version. - Yeah, because it was so terrible. - The fourth one. - Honestly, Jaws two through four, they could redo and it would be great. - Jaws two's not the first one. - But like, you see too much of the shark and the shark is fucking stupid. - Yeah. - Um, yeah. - When it's mouth, like beds, when it needs to bite. - Yeah, his jaws broken. Like your name is Jaws and your jaw is broken. It's dumb. (laughing) So if, like the first one is a beautiful cacophony of a mess that made a perfect movie, in my opinion, because you don't see the fucking shark. But then, and when you do, you don't care 'cause the movie's amazing. - Right. - But like second, third and fourth, they really should, like I would just love for them to just redo. - So remake all the sequels. - Yes. - Okay. - Yeah. - I can see that. - That would be great. - But never the first one. - No. - The first one is perfection. - No. - Try to do it in one film and hit it deep with Z. - Yeah. (laughing) - Fun fucking movie. - I do like music. - All right. - Fun fucking movie. - Great list, no. Great list. - Yeah. - Good music video, too. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Good music video for, oh. - Yes. - Yes. (laughing) - Dad, oh my God. Fucking horrible. - All right. - Good. - Let's do the finale with Ragnar. What are your top five movies you wanna see remade? - Everything that Snow just said. - No. (laughing) - That's my list right there. - That's a smart. We can't do that 'cause we disagree on too much crap. - That's my list right there. Everything she just said. - Yeah. They have the same list. - Because he copied me. - First time in BF history. - That means they're gonna take this drink now. (laughing) Finish up. Fuck. - Here. - It's just the balls, too. (laughing) - There's a sound bite for you. (laughing) You got to appreciate the balls. You don't leave them behind. - I know what I handle this day. - I appreciate, oh, that's a sound bite. Oh, that was weird. Oh my God, that tripped me out because your mouth wasn't moving. - I know what I handle. - But I heard his voice. (laughing) Thought I was having a stroke. - Come on, massage the balls. - Siking himself out for you. - Suck it down and-- - Check it out, check it out, check it out. - No, no, no, pinger! You kept it down. - Oh, it's almost there. - It's hard. - Finish that last little bit. - That is what she said. That's, yeah, right? - It's so salty. - That's what she said. - Yeah. - Pinger. - Well done. - Nicely done. - Good job, man. - If I didn't have a chaser, I wouldn't have made it. - Good job, man. - I'm not gonna lie. That was hard. - I apologize. - I really-- - Good job. - I was trying to tone down the peat monster. - So now I'll get to my list. - Are you-- (laughing) - I actually fucking believed you. Now, the reason being is because you've been doing that through every single person's fucking shit. - I was gonna-- - I was gonna wait 'til the end of the show. - Instead of doing it on your fucking turn. - He waited just for you, Ragnar. - You wanted that to be the finale, but nope, just kidding. - Yeah, what's your top five? - Well played, Ragnar, yeah, played. (laughing) - There's something chunky in that because I could teach, it's in my teeth. - It's probably the fucking Bloody Mary mix. - It's probably your gag reflex. - Or the Bloody Mary mix. - Something came back up. - I mean, it is expired Bloody Mary mix. - At what point it was a tomato. - That was god awful. - All right, go ahead. - Throw this shit away. - Yeah, I'm gonna go. - Yeah. (coughing) - But we didn't put the old bass using birds. - You'll make fire bottle. - Now, as bad as this movie is, and I think everyone does agree with me, is Batman and Robin. - Yes. - Yes. - All righty. - Yes. - Yes. - So, just update that with new actors, obviously. - George Clooney wasn't a good Batman. - He wasn't. - And you didn't like the nipples in the batsuit? - No. - And the nipples are on the ass being the rubber ass holder. (laughing) - With that sound. - Whoa. - I think who would agree with that one, him being the Batman fan here. You like Batman and Robin, or? - I could accept it. I do appreciate it. - With the bat credit card. - You would be, no, AMEX. - See it, Uma Thurman in that movie just makes my day, so. - Yeah. - Well, to me, I just see it as a movie version of the '60s series, because of how cornea was, and they try to make it cornea. That's how I see it, using the sound effects and everything, like the cartoon effects. Yeah. What's your second one? - The none, actually. - Really? - Cool. - You didn't like it? - I liked it. - Yeah. - But I think it could be done better. - Better version of Alec. - Yeah. - I think that's our most recent movie to be wanted to be remade, actually. So, interesting. - It's a good movie, but like I said, I think they could do it a little bit better. - Did you see the none too? - Bring it up to Conjuring level. - Yeah. - Good, have you seen the none too? - 'Cause that's what I was expecting when I first saw it. - Was Conjuring level. - Yeah. - I was too. - It fell short. - And it fell short. - Yeah. - Is it better than the first? - So, pretty much the same plan is the fucking first one. You didn't miss anything. - Oh, okay. - What's this now? - The none too. - Oh, okay. - I mean, Goog, 'cause he sees a lot of movies. That's why I was curious if he's seen that one. - Unfortunately. - Then, a classic one would be masters of the universe. - See, I agree with that one. - Yes. - 'Cause I almost put that on my list. When you told me that yesterday, I was like, that's a good one. That's a good pick. - Yeah, that one. - It's a fun movie. - It's a fun movie. - It is. - It's a classic movie, and it was decent for his time, but now it could be done so much fucking better. - Who do you think would be better cast as he, man? - Ah, fuck. Either Henry Cavill or-- - Ellen Richardson. - Chris Hemsworth, Ellen-- - Yeah. - Oh, yeah, Ellen Richardson. - No, Richard. - Yes, Richard? Oh, yes. Yes, yes. - I don't know. - He would do. - Oh, yeah, it's fucking amazing in that one. - That would be a-- - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, I know exactly your-- yeah, that's a good show. - That is a really good show. - Never seen that. - Watched with my dad. It's good. - Yeah, Richard's good. - Yeah. - Have you seen "Blue Mountain State"? - Oh, yes. (laughing) - Oh, no. - It's the same guy. - Yeah. - Oh, but it's a comedy. It's when he says-- - I saw a preview of that today, but I didn't know what it was. - Holy crap, balls. - Yeah. - He is really-- - What took you? - Is that? - That is it, that is-- oh, my gosh. - Insanely built. - Oh, look at him in the coat. Hi, how are you? - Yeah, he's fake. - Welcome, Sam. You're welcome. - Oh, my gosh. - Is that about Jack Reacher? - Yeah. - Watch the first season and watch when he goes to jail. - Oh, that's nice. - You will love this. - Oh, yeah. The point when he breaks the window after the banking, that girl at the ATM fucking loves it. - I don't like it's weird. - That's definition. It's like-- - No, it's-- - Holy crap. - Holy crap. - He's fucking, he's fucking big. - He's big too. - He's tall and big. When he was younger-- - He used to sing. - Right? He's tall and skinny. - Skinny. - And now he's fucking huge. Yeah, it was on "American Idol." - He's been twiling. - Really? - He was one of the-- - He was one of the Cullen siblings. - Oh, gosh. - You watch that show, you'll probably be happy. - I'm happy from the pictures. - I'm gonna watch that show. - All right, Ragnar, what's your next one? - There's nothing competing that one. - Nope. - That's really funny. - Howard the Duck. - Yes. - Oh, that's really fun. - Yes, it is fun. It is fun. It's bad, but it's fun and enjoyable. But having it redone would totally fuck up this generation. - And he was in "The Guardians of the Galaxy" movie and he's voiced by Seth MacFarlane. - Yeah. - Which is perfect. I think that would-- - Yeah, that's pretty good. - I think that would work. - And finally, yeah, we're doing these is Highlander 2. Just redo it. - Yeah. - Redo it and redo the whole storyline also. - Redo the entire fucking movie. - Yeah, fucking-- - And call it done. - Have you watched it yet for the episode? - No, I have a fucking week, dude. - Oh, okay. - I'm just curious if you watched it yet. - He's not lighting it up for punishment. He's like, put it up, put it up, put it up. - Man, it's, it's, it's, you're, it's good. The theatrical, 'cause you've never seen the theatrical edition. You've seen just the director's cut. - I don't know. - The theatrical cut's really bad because it made some aliens. - He's watched the Renegade cut. - Yeah, that's the newer cut. - The Renegade cut is where they-- - Where they cut out all the aliens. - Yeah. - That's the Renegade cut. - Yeah, it's, it's bad. That's the one we're watching on YouTube, so. - All right. - I don't know where I have to know that. - Fucking dummy. - So that's the end of your list? - Well, no, I have one more. - Okay. 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