Get ready We're going Get ready Hello everyone and welcome back to another installment of the viral podcast. I'm your host Chelsea Lynn I'm your host Paige Jin. Hello everyone. Hello. Molt Stix. Hello. Molt Stix and all the rock truckers Set this timer. Oh, man. Yeah, yeah another week another Tuesday. Another molt Stix. Yeah, days are crazy Yeah, they are and before we get started into the podcast Well, you guys know if you miss last if you miss last week or you don't follow us on social media I wish there's a chance we're going on a viral podcast live Yeah I cannot wait for well come see us Head on over to the viral podcast co to see if we're gonna be in a city near you if you can't find that website the link will be on all of our Instagram bios and come see if we're seeing if we're coming to your city and come see the molt Stix live See the molt Stix show And if we're not in your city, make sure to comment. Where are you coming to our school? Please because I want to know I want to know where we're wanted. Yeah, I do want to know that So a lot of why weren't we yeah? I love those you just say okay Let's say if we're not coming to I'm gonna Nebraska if we're not going to Nebraska say hey Why aren't you coming to Nebraska? We got molt Stix here to say that yeah a bunch of those please yeah Because we love comments. Yeah, so we're going on tour you guys. So there's that the viral podcast Cool for tickets. Thank you. What if they just commented comment. They can even do that yeah anything even like a little period Whatever. Hey emoji. Listen if you're pressing your thumb down on your phone on our pages. That's what that's fine That's all It's the best. Yeah, all clicks count. Yes. I'll take that. Yeah, another thing is is all Molt Stix. I'm let's just throw more sticky. Uh, but Chelsea All right, we went to Vegas that a couple weeks ago and Chelsea about malt pooped her pants and She was running to the bathroom. Well, she couldn't find a bathroom She came up and I could just tell her face was in pain. We had just went to dinner and I was not okay Okay, we went to Delilah's we went to this restaurant called Delilah very fancy steakhouse And you couldn't even film in there. It felt so weird not taking a picture of your food Well, cuz if you get a fancy steak, you want to take a picture up there and those like crazy desserts where they pour stuff on The thing you want to do is grab for your phone. They would not allow it. It made me think dang, man I need to chill. Yeah, like I just need to live. Yeah But we went to a souvenir shop after and it hit me. Here's what happened Hit me. Did you have some shrimps? Maggie? She grabbed onto my arm and said help me I'm gonna crack my pants the same bathroom. So I ran up to a lady and I'm like you have a bathroom and She directed me so as I screamed across the souvenir store Chelsea and When I found the bathroom, there was a line of like seven people bro Maggie the shrimps were singing listen. There was a line of seven people So I walk up see it and I'm just like freaking out. I'm like oh god. No God, there's a there's a way. They're all looking at me and they're like there's no toilet paper and Chelsea goes for real I'm gonna ship shiz my pants. I said that and this girl goes Oh my gosh, I know you're gonna crap your pants right now, but can I please get a picture with you? How do you even Set there and smile and act like you're not okay. I was like, but can you imagine if Somebody you loved on the internet ran up That's literally what I did. I'm bad. Yeah. Well, did she let you cut? Well, they left they weren't gonna wait on there's a guy waiting to bring back toilet paper So they left so I got frontline. Oh good waited on him long story short He brought the toilet paper. You could have already went in and got started and had somebody bring you the toilet paper I said Chelsea go in and release it. Yeah, I'll freaking go find something or buy something You gotta go release it though release that album. Here's what happened Maggie. I go in I release, okay And you're sitting there waiting on the guy brought toilet paper I actually made a little vlog and putting up on page made of vlog. So go watch the TikTok So anyway, I go and use a bathroom. I'm in there for I'm in there for a minute. Uh-huh. I come out and There's two people waiting for me. Oh god. That lady went and said something. No, no, no There's two these are two different people waiting for me outside the bathroom as soon as I walk out And it's in it and it I don't even want to know how it's most As soon as I walk out that shrimp. They're waiting. They're waiting. I walk out they go. Oh My gosh, we love you. I go I go honey as I leave you too, but oh it stinks. I just shit in there I just shit and they're like, that's okay. Can we get a picture? I'm like yeah, but yeah, how embarrassing When Chelsea came back to me I was like how bad did it stink from eight to ten or from one to ten and Chelsea says eight and then the girl comes out of the Bathroom from her she walks back over somehow and I go what did it smell like it? She said from one and ten being the stinkiest a Frickard ten. That was the smelliest thing I've ever smelled. Yeah, it's sting a little bit She she said she actually had to poop, but Chelsea's poop made her lose her poop Because it stunk so bad whoa and she didn't even go in and I will say this that happens to me all the time I Get recognized in bathrooms more than I'd like to admit all the time And I don't care. I will shit if I you know if I need to use a bath I'll do it I won't wait if I know there's people I just I'd be like hey listen. I gotta go and you spray Jesus freighter Well, I'm usually to the stall next to you and I was like I think you were kind of one of the first people I've ever heard really like spray. Oh, yeah And have it be a continuous thing because I usually thought like oh wow they must be dying in the stall next to me But you have that all the time She does she's a spy sounds like a new porn category. It sounds like a gallon of milk is being poured into the toilet Okay, okay, but it's actually more common than usual, right sprayers. Okay. Can we stop saying spray? Yeah, and let's move on. It's like squirters Why when I poop though, it's not it's not like it's a log. It's everybody's different a log cabin. Yeah It's everybody's different Lot of build-up air in there with Brett with everyone. It's weird to me But yeah, I get recognized in bathrooms a lot in public bathrooms, and I and I be shittin It was out of control. Yeah, I was just trying to think of if like Justin Bieber ran up to me and said Oh, I'm gonna shiz my pants like it was breathing all hard. Oh, I was breathing aren't screaming Screaming I was like that and it hurts. Yes. Oh Crap the shrimp guts. Mm-hmm. The shrimps were the shrimps were having a full-blown choir Why tap dance that top hats. They were in their life and do this and do this and do the leg up and they had those boots on Yes. Oh, they were doing some pirouettes. Yes. We also saw the blue man group or crew. Ah, they were cool. Yeah You didn't like it expected a lot more I guess yeah, maybe but Libby said the show completely changed and now it's like more Towards kids, you know, she said back in the day. It was more for adults and now it's very Kidish. Yeah, I had a great time though. It was fun a lot of fun But I don't think I'd spend $80 and go back on that same show. You're right I'd wait for some new material for sure. Yeah, you're right. Okay. That's solid. Yeah, that is solid How's everybody over there stop? How's everybody over there good? I feel great. Okay, that's wonderful now now that we got that out of the way. Let's keep let's keep talking Okay, so what else do you want to talk about? Well, we've got You just want to get into some stuff. Well, how many seconds do we have left anywhere? We have a minute and 30 seconds Okay, it's been hard not to you. I do a DM of the day. What hold on what man? I was gonna say something Just say it just say it. I already swore and nobody noticed And I'm sorry. I just I was not gonna say nothing. I will say this We don't notice but the people listen to be noticing. Oh, yeah, and they be commenting. I'll timestamp it dude I'll say comment wait We all just swear too much with yeah, we don't notice What swear word did you say well, I don't know if I should say it again. I'm certain F and an S. Oh, okay Oh, I said that too. I said does that count? I don't care. I think it does maybe not Interesting. Well not good. All right. What's the deal? What's the deal for the day horror? Am I trippin or did that have music that goes with it? Oh, just that what's the deal for the day, honey? Oh, we'll tell you it sounds different to me. Nobody trippin What's the deal for the day, honey? Nope. Okay, the DM for the day honey. That's how it's always sounded my DM It's from a guy named Ray on Facebook Ray, and he says Never messaged me before ever. He said Hey, I have a mint condition Reba MacIntyre's greatest hits cassette tape from 1987 If you want it, let me know If you freakin leave snail trails at the gym and don't wipe it off There's a difference between snail trail and and just sweat pussy sweat. Yeah, but at the gym, you know You're leaving so much sweat and Staff infection all the guys love it though if I got up from a leather seat, and I have pussy sweat I'm not cleaning it up. Well, that's a requirement. That's kind of hot I should do that for a post because a lot of people spread infections and bacteria I mean come on if Greg's back was on something like that we'd be getting yeah Yeah, I feel like that's like that's on the person who's grow who is grossed out to wipe it off No, I it's like Like would you want to wipe my ass? Yeah, after I take a do-do. I guess I've never sweat that bad where I'm like damn I gotta clean that up We don't go to the gym You know chills is not much of a sweater I'd say You know what I'll say this my face sweats a lot, but body wise. I don't know bra Yeah, you're right. Yeah, she's always in like a really cold environment, so I don't see her sweating He's got a point. Yeah I mean But I if I now if I get up and it's like embarrassingly it's embarrassing Sure, but if there's just a little bit sweat. I'm like clean that up. Am I wrong for that? I Guess where are you saying you're doing this if you're not at the gym it? Airport Okay, yeah, you did leave a little sweat at the airport the other day because yeah, somebody recognized you after you left and Me and Beth were like yeah, here's her sweat you can take a picture of that or just you know You're pointing out my sweat. Well cuz they were pointing to where you were sitting They're like was that the girl that makes TikToks right there? And you're her friend and we're just like talking about the pod and stuff and we all looked at your seat And it was like perfectly lined like you're vagina and the two sweats. I was like, yeah, there's there's your sweat It was just we were all laughing, but yeah, I mean you were wearing a moo-moo So yeah, but a snail trail to me is is the sticky stuff the slimy. I'm gonna puke. Yeah Yeah, that's a snail trail. Yeah, and you're not gonna leave that unless you you it's bare pussy on something right It's not gonna leave a snail trail through your clothes. That's true right Right snail trail is more pussy juice And yeah, yeah, I have that on my chair. The where I do my hair. Yeah, so there's that what's your DM, honey? page T O T D tip of the day. You can practice chunky curdled load gargling with cocktail caviar And it's also great and cocktails have a great day, honey So if you want to practice gargling calm, I guess use chunky curdled wait use cocktail caviar Out of all the things I need to do. I'll put that last on my list. I Wonder what it does tastes like cocktail caviar probably just cocktail sauce caviar in there Yeah, I'm good on that and he's good here. Oh, I did try caviar, right? Page did try caviar. Hmm. She's a vegetarian It was a salty as shit. I didn't really taste it. Yeah, so why is it so expensive to really taste it? Yeah, she ate it Yeah, I don't know why it's expensive. Did you eat it with a cracker and? A trigger waffle. They gave us a cheddar waffle. Did he give you a lot of toots? I just ate a little but you had a big spoonful. You loved it. I liked it Yeah, it was good. It's crazy. It'll taste so different, huh? Yeah, you said one time. I was really fishy one time. I tried caviar. It was disgusting. It tasted fishy. It was nasty. I was like, ugh I never had escargot. No No, have you? Yeah Really in France. Did you really get it? But we he's so What the hell did you really? Yeah I'm on your own tour with my grandparents. That is the most What's the word? He was in the Battle of the Bulge. You wanted to show us privilege. No, that's the most Trust-fun thing I've ever heard him say. I wasn't Brett can do one thing. I wasn't even the trust-fun. He's a trust-fun, baby Goes on one vacation as we're like yeah We're going to London and South Africa with all these but I guess he was like younger Brett when you said Battle of the Bulge Yeah, so that remind me of a story. I have Mark Bulger. No, I don't know who that is. That's me That's Brett. No, they're used to be this website called Battle of the Bulge when I was in high school And we were in Miss Gleeves's class. How did you know about all these things? I don't know This is before so this was like circa 2003, baby. That was chicks with big Sarah Yeah, oh that there was that a website chicks with dicks was going around huge. Yes So there's this website called the Battle of the Bulge and And me and Becca or the back of the classroom on Battle of the Bulge and it was dicks wait y'all were looking this up on the school Yes, listen, they used to not block nothing listen and some of the bulges they today would have Under-on and some were straight-winner what rate were you in 10th, maybe and we were going through and Rating yes or no on these bulges and Miss Gleeves was about to do notes and she somehow connected the computer with the screen She just had turned it off and that was it battle of a teacher I guess it'd been funny if the guys were on it and she's all girls And like yeah, I'll never forget Battle of the Bulge. Did she ever say anything to you after? I don't remember. I don't think so. Do you remember the website hodernot.com? Yeah, but was Battle of the Bulge kind of like tender? Like you could or no you just like press like which one's better out of the two it was like professional model guys It was yeah, I don't think you could submit a picture you might could no I mean like do you write between two pictures like who has the better bold it wasn't that it wasn't an actual battle or I Think so. I think you're right. I can't remember you could vote Yeah, yeah, you voted and I remember hodernot.com was the biggest website Mm-hmm and you had to upload a picture yourself, which was hard to do back then. Oh hard. It's still hard You couldn't just upload you had to go through many steps to get your picture up there Yes, and then all these people just voted if you were hot or not and you get like oh you have a thousand knots You have a thousand hot hods, you know what a day what a time to just ruin your life And if we got a high score we were like yeah, we're hot just feeling good. We were like 15 Okay, there's this guy at my work who is bald and then he's all dude. I had a 9.6 once Bro, you got scored you got scored one to ten and it was such a fun website Dang, I wonder what picture you uploaded. I Have no clue. I Wonder if it will ever resurface and we can go back. I hear vines coming back really see I don't think so because I've tried going on my like my space. It's one time which by the way I really miss my space. Yeah, that great in your put your wall and stuff having your song I would run home to and Remember the top five or top eight you were like you wanted to be on your friend's list so bad You're like and if you got moved it started some shit. Oh, yeah, you're like, why did I move to number two? Something happened. Oh gosh remember writing on people's walls And this song you could pick I just said that yeah Mine was schwaisy and sublime all the time. I was changing everything all the time Mm-hmm. It changed almost every day. That's seriously what I'd run home to do I'd be thinking of my background at school. I'd see something be like oh, I Remember we see the glittery. Mm-hmm like butterflies and shit. You'd have to go and get a code Your code in Man, my space needs to come back Or just Instagram like if we could decorate our profiles or like put no I want a fresh I want to I want a MOS space Kind of freaking own it. Well, they'll figure that out. I ain't got to worry about that, but I'll tell you this much The millennials will go nuts. Oh, yeah, can we create something like that? Just called like hmm pla space Byplace look like or put it. Oh, yeah, I'm all spicy. Yeah, I'm all spicy. I miss it. I miss it I just want to say that so yeah before we move on. I want to say I miss my space It was my favorite form of social media my profile picture was always duck lips. Oh from here Angle your phone is directly your phone is directly above your head. You're doing this. I think I could find my my space We have our bangs on this. Oh, no. Oh my god. Why do people hate millennials? Probably because of that. Yeah Yeah, but it seems like people hate everything I'm like I'm like both Gen X. I'm telling you won't know. So wait. What's Gen X versus Gen Z Gen X is above the millennial Yeah, so Brett you would be a Gen X. I've looked at it and some say I'm Gen X. Yeah, Brett's over I'm like both Brett's older. You're not both. You're not you're starting to say that I'll say I'm Gen X So millennials like I think I'm a zillennial. They say now a younger It's like it when you know like Gen Z and Millennial yeah, see I know everybody I feel like I know the boomers really well, right? You sure are talking a lot Oh, sorry. I forgot. Well, won't you give you only give me some more time to talk? I Just wanted to normalize herpes zoster Apparently you have a low immunity and stress First I thought I was spider bites And then by the time I thought I was shingles is too late for antibiotics, so it's turkey tail And I wasn't in like any pain. I was just I watched every episode of game of the round I Never knew all that shit was real Except for the dragons but Well like the dragons if you had a dragon when you just why I threatened this your dad time's up And all adds up garden of Eden Oh It might be It's history And who knows who knows what's real what's fake honestly, but true Absolutely, I don't know why there's one guy in Game of Thrones, and I his voice will Fuck with my ears where I might shot him off immediately Said he died in the movie So maybe I'll just start off. Oh, you hated Lord Bolton. Yeah He's not in there long good. Have you watched every episode? Oh, wow. Mm-hmm. Could you see how his voice would be? No, I mean he's a little Squeakier, I guess interesting little squeaky. Well, he was this more up here. I think whoa boy Bolton, right that scared me I thought something else is in here. Oh, yeah That Ramsey kind of was crazy Damien okay John Snow kind of reminded me of me It's me I just I just felt a poke. Oh God someone's in me Dirty someone's wiener. Who is that turn around? Look, it's me. Oh my god. Who are you? Hi, I'm Damien Damien. What are you doing? I'm fucking you. Oh my god. This is so good. Oh, where's your sister? Oh, she's right there Where was your sister today? Well, here's my home. Oh, I love when she gets here. Here's my home. It's ready for you Hey, I'm Jamie. Jamie won't fuck. Oh, Jamie Oh, lord, I'm gonna squat everywhere. I'm going to comment each and every one of you. Okay Oh Come here, jimmy. Oh Maggie a little one barber says Damien. Damien Damien Damien I saw a comment that was like, why does Damien always come? Uh, like they were mad at the way that Damien always comes And like no, yeah, and nobody else comes We're trying real life. Yeah, I started to notice that because I wanted to come and I was like, oh, I'm getting coming in Yeah, isn't it funny that people are that invested though in uh Damien yeah, yeah Damien becoming and not knowing else come. 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I won't know here we go Here's my two truths one lie here we go jello is disgusting I was a vegetarian for a year I Barely passed the SATs Not SATs ACTs I never took the SAT. Yeah, I just wanted to take the ass. I took the a to and I think you have to get like a certain I don't know. I could depend on your GPA. You think I could 11 or 16. Well, let's just it here Okay, you barely passed your ACT test you jello is disgusting And um, and I was a vegetarian for a year One's a lie bitch Two truths one lie. I would think that your lie Is that you were not a vegetarian for a year final answer Maggie you think no bitch Yeah, premature button pushing most sticks. What was I wrong about sticky the lie was jello is disgusting. I actually like jello Hmm. I was a vegetarian for a year and I was like 14 13 to 14 I should have known that once a vegetarian didn't I didn't eat meat for a year Like maybe you said that but I kind of forgot and my grandma forced me to eat chicken forced me Set me down and forced it my mouth and said god made animals For us to eat literally said that well, you're like god made this pussy To my grandma Well, yeah, you could eat said other people are gonna eat it but and then I did I did barely pass the ACT I think you're like let's say the passing score. I don't maybe wrong. It's like a 15 I got like a 15 Like I barely made it. I remember you saying something like that, but yeah, yeah, dang dude So vegetarian I was I never see you eat jello like ever Now if I had a box, I'd make it need it But I still never do that. Okay. Yeah, good job. Chit. So got your ass bit got my ass got you and got you Oh dang got the whole room Okay And now two truths one lie My tampon fell out in a volleyball game. I've been shit on three times by a bird And I don't like hazelnut Two truths one lie your tampon did fall out. I know that Feel like you have been shit on my bird, but three times you could be trying to fool me right now And the last one you're like hazelnut I don't like hazelnut. I've never heard you say that, but I've also never heard you not say that Oh, Brady, you know, yeah, really. I don't know what it is. Okay. Um I think I know What do you think it is Maggie? Hold on. Hold on. What you're gonna fun friend So The tampons true the bird shit is true, but three times are you trying to trick me? I don't know That's not what I was thinking Brad. Um hazelnut I never see you eat Nutella Oh I forget that's hazelnut. I think you told me that that's really cool that hazelnut can be that dark, huh? Where else what's got cocoa in it, but where else would you eat na hazelnut? Coffee creamer coffee creamer. I've never seen you order that. I don't want to say anything I'm gonna go with my gut and say hazelnut Is still is the lie The lie is that my tampon fell out in the basketball game? Yeah, a volleyball. That's exactly what I was thinking I heard you say that a lot. That's been in the truth in a lie before. Yes in a basketball game Not volleyball. Yeah, see since it's been in I thought you were trying to trick me with another lie. Yeah, you got me there I thought you've been shit on twice three times got your ass. I have been Shit on three times. That's kind of crazy. Huh? I've never been shit on. Hey, Brett. That's crazy. Am I talking too much? No, no, you're doing great. Hey, look at me. Look at me. You're doing great. You're doing great. Take the glasses off though Yeah, take them off. I like to mix it up. Let's not have those on You take some off and people are gonna be like, why does Brett stare up in the ceiling when he talks? What is Brett? Is that why you wear them? No, I just like to wear them sometimes. Brett, can you give me a favor? Yeah, I want you to give us right now a lane for no a two true center lie on the spot Two truths one lies. Oh, here comes a gaslight. Well, you guys I feel like no a lot. No, just think in your head. Okay Just give us two truths in a lie. That's it. My nickname growing up was boner Can't keep going Two truths one lie Brett You gotta jump the long jump nine foot three for a record in second grade That's some somebody like him would say. Uh-huh. Okay. What's your other one? I love broccoli Okay, I know the line The line is you love broccoli. Yeah, where that wasn't very I know I couldn't think of anything Maggie you got anything She's got nothing That's something I'm gonna have to I would have to think about it's hard. It's hard I can't come up with it on the spot. I know that's why right before we filmed the pod me and chills here Coming up with the segment. We're like, oh gosh help us. Yeah, interesting. All right. Well, thank you guys Um should we do a call a little sniff a little malt is someone baking beans one minute. What is malt? Malt is a A milk like a I don't want to say soured milk, but it's like a it's like a milk product that's been like powdered and you can put malted milk in like Shakes So malt lick malt liquor. It's kind of hard to say malt liquor. Now. There's like a malt vinegar top There's different. I don't really know. You can put malt in anything. Yeah dog treats Malt sticks malt sticks malt licks malt quicks Another cup. What is malt? Yeah, we need maybe there's different forms and variations of malt malt is a sweetener Made from cereal grains that have been germinated and then dry the process of soaking and dry in the grains to make malt is called malting Um a new term for It's called malting. So like they're gonna start malting so a malted shake is used in malted milk powder Okay, this gives the shake a bit of toasty rich to oh, I love a malt so they just put some malt powder malt powder Exactly. I hated making those shakes though because it makes your hands all sticky. It's sonic. It is sticky. It's very sticky Sticks malt steaks. I've never seen them do that powder thing at sonic. Oh, yeah, I guess I don't see them Oh, when I used to work at sonic, I would put you put one scoop. I put like I love the malt taste. It's a very good taste and people think it's like an elderly thing But I don't know why it was real big back in the olden days, but oh, I love a malt. Oh, because it's malting kefir kefir What are you talking about? I saw kefir at Whole Foods. It's like a milk, isn't it? Oh kefir That guy messed up my tooth just won't lie, bro. Okay, we'll pass that but go ahead. I set the record in first grade So I didn't do lies. Oh, okay. No problem. Brett is a top person who sets a record in first grade and And it's still talking about when he's 44 I do remember when I set a record. Oh, man. Yeah, no, it's funny. I don't even know when Brett's birthday is It's cool. What? All right, because Chelsea said he's 44 and I was like, I don't know when your birthday is. Brett, when's your birthday? I'm 44 forever. We just had his birthday not too long ago. Not too long ago. I'm not gonna have another birthday. Really? Yeah, he just had a birthday. Well, not just but here recently. I think when was it? Birthday's October 8th. Oh, Dan, it was a while ago. They're mine I think years gone by years go by so fast dude. Oh, yeah, October 8th. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah You acted like he just had one a few months ago. A couple weeks ago. We're kind of time travelers though. Yeah, we're time travelers. Yeah Hey, yeah, we still need to go to the Bermuda Triangle. See what's going on there. Oh, you guys do that and let me know. Yeah Hey, we really should do a full episode like maybe on episode 150 where we just like go back. That's coming up We just go back and talk about everything that we've kind of talked about You know, well, hey, we've already talked about it No, but like recaps of things we've found out because I feel like, you know, some stories are left on top Like if we do have that knowledge, okay You know, or like if we have gone to to the bermuda triangle To figure what's going on there, then we can do a recap on it. You know, it would be cool if we filmed A podcast live on the beat or be muted What if it never got uploaded? Well, you're not allowed to go there. Isn't that interesting? I heard that eels all relocate to the bermuda triangle area to reproduce. I hope once a year Whoa, I heard that. They all from all over the thanks maggie That's a cool fact and and can I throw this in? We will be in europe next week What what are you laughing at just the time traveling And go on right now page and I Will be cage Diving with great white sharks name him. Yes, ma'am name him. Yes ma'am. That's what we're gonna do That's what we're doing. How I think I would have a panic attack. No as they were lowering me down into the water I think I'll thrive. We don't go down all the way. It don't matter. Have you seen? Yeah, I don't love it that movie. Yeah Eight meter down. Probably not, but eight meters 42 meters down Eight meters down that movie Oh god. Oh, I just won't watch it Oh, I can't wait. I hope I see I hope they I hope they're surrounding me I got a question if I can't breathe or something. What do I do? I just say like if I can't talk and then the water just a mochtage the tour god will let you know What to do? I don't know. I'm not the tour guy Do they put you down the end of cage by yourself or is he gonna be with you in there? Don't know dude. I hope he's in there because they're in no way, you know I'm gonna just be down there feeling like Nicholas Cage Then what is the core snaps? Yeah, we'll see. I guess you'll find this down at the bottom. Yeah come get us mochtage Yeah, we'll just be down there soon mochtage Maggie come get his mochtage What if we go down to the bottom and we're down there yelling mochtage That's what I'd have to do on my final. Yeah My final words are mochtage. We're gonna be fine Yeah, people do it every day, right? Yeah so be You know watching us on the snapchat and the ticktocks and stuff. We're gonna be snap chatting all this You're not gonna have Wi-Fi over there. I was gonna tell pay already tell Chelsea But you gotta call it AT&T before you go. I'm gonna do that Call them up. They'll charge your ass. And I'm just gonna say they're gonna say, what are you doing? I'm saying mochtage I'm all streaky. You'll see on snapchat It's funny. She's like let's post live from the premiere to triangle. We can barely post in Nashville. I know That's why I was like it's never gonna get posted. We barely post here from our basement. We need more power Everywhere. Yeah. Yeah, we need for some store radiation. We do need star link. Yeah. Hey, I wanna everybody's doing great Dude, you're doing so good. Even me. Yeah, I'm having a good time today. I'm having fun Hey, do you guys care if I play that one thing we talked about? Sure brought brought made a sound by and he's really happy to oh, he's got it. I didn't want to wait I heard it. Let's hear it put it up to your microphone. Oh, it's it's ready. I'm all I'm all logged in Hey Whoa, I thought that was actually y'all saying that oh just right now Good job, bro. Thank you. Good job. Hit it again, Brad. It was fun doing the heavy metal guitar there different Hey I love it. Hey Brad. Good job, bro. Good job. Thanks. I mean that took a while, but you got it gj It was uh quicker than the two years expected. Why had access. Yeah, you know, yeah, that was great I pressed a download button and just chopped it up You know what I was thinking about? What happened to Chris Sammons? He's still around. Who the heck is Chris Sammons? I'm having a happy day. I'm having fun I haven't seen his stuff in like a year. He's still on tiktok. He tags me and Libby in every video He makes dang. I need to send me something. There's this guy on uh tiktok named kris uh chris Sammons, Dale Sammons, Chris Dale Sammons And he says guy and he just he just says i'm having a happy day cute. We need that as a sound bite Yeah One of them having a happy day and you can tell what makes you happy I'll get I'll get one and he loves me. Oh, me and Libby love him and he loves us and you'll go eat with him one time Libby did I didn't He lives in Missouri. Is that his real name? Sammons? That's cool and um He tags me and Libby in every video he makes where he did and he's still making them He's slowed down but he's still making them I'm having it. I've been thinking about him He's an he's an angel. He's I'm having a happy day. Mm-hmm Cute I love people on tiktok that are just always happy that grandma. Uh-huh. Do you think they're really happy when the camera turns off? No Yeah, I mean sometimes the camera does make you happy though, you know, you're just kind of like yeah I think Kristi Sammons is happy Yeah, I feel like there are some people just really happy online and offline and I like that and all people Yeah, and I feel like if you're not happy I think even saying that you're happy can help. Yeah can make you happy because that brain that brain be talking back to you I'm serious. Yeah We've talked about that from episode one until now I think if you're not happy if you just say you are and tell yourself you are I think they can help a lot So no matter how much someone tells you that you look unhappy. It still doesn't matter because you're happy on the inside Are you mad at us? Brett hey, hey, look at me. Be honest. Are you mad at me? Because when you came in you seemed mad I was just I was getting the I was trying to get the soundbite set up and I didn't bring my stuff, you know He didn't think I wasn't prepared today. Brett always be prepared. You gotta wake up and be prepared man Always you know what I mean. Yeah, man. You got it. I was prepared to Get out of here, but Brett thanks for having me on beep. I appreciate it Brett Always be prepared and grateful to be grateful too. I'm just really tired Did you stay up late last night? Kinda time. Do you wake up? seven Time to go to bed - Okay. Yeah, you got more sleep than me. I showed up happy. I showed up happy That's the thing. I was happy though. I was really happy Well, when you're happy sometimes it shows you that you're that you're mad At us. Maybe when I'm working or like doing stuff. I look focused I look unhappy and I don't realize that's how I work on that. Okay Sometimes even when you're not doing stuff. Oh, yeah, when I'm chilling. I probably look pissed So that seems great right now in the pause right before we're filming. I got footage. Okay. Yeah He was all pissed off and you know, I'll do it and we're like, Brett, are you okay? Just mad so but man when we hit play that motherfucker turns it on charm gas lightness You don't even tell me. Yeah, everyone around me or everyone I meet thinks I'm happy and Did it it's like yeah, because you're putting on the person that represents you. He's a B charmer Yeah, you're a B charmer, but when you're on a squad with your crew, you don't treat us like you treat the B squad So we're just asking you do better. Yeah. Yeah, you guys feel like you're maybe Slightly antagonizing just a tiny bit. Yeah. Oh, okay, but we're just having fun Yeah, I was just doing something. Yeah, Brett did say We could cut the mustache Oh, yeah, what Brett did say we could cut it on tour. Yeah, evil tour Brett, what? Yes. Yeah, let's cut your mustache on stage. Mm-hmm. Yeah, a little shaver a little segment smegment Wow, yeah, he's cutting it. Okay, maybe you're like it'd be a good time to maybe Maybe if you go on more than one show on tour or whatever show you can make it to maybe just shave a half Half for one show and save a little sliver. Maybe if I'm on a show You're gonna be on more than one show. Yeah, we don't know the full I might not even be on a show. Okay, Brett. Okay, Brett. You're not gonna be on a show then. Yeah, Brett's not coming Anymore. No, my stash cut molt. Goody. All right, so so get your tickets You don't want to miss that. Yeah, you're gonna see us argue live come see Yeah, you might see my mustache get cut my stash. No, don't say my because we you don't say we could do it Yeah, you don't said we can do it Okay, uh all right. I smell I smell beans. So just play a call the the pot's burning baby. Oh, did the beans are toasty Hello 30 female Canadian Here's my submission for the cleave contest Thank you That sounded real see didn't it did not to me and here's why here's why it sounded real to me She wasn't out of breath or nothing after that I wonder what the listeners think was that a real cleave or a fake cleave? We need to have a bracket of real cleaves like a whole segment of real verse fake cleaves It was almost too wet To not be well, here's the thing when she said here's my cleave There were several seconds of silence, which makes me think she was sucking it up But after it came out that was a large deep cleave You're gonna be at a little bit out of breath after that and she was perfectly fine Which makes me think I think I would be fine It depends what type of cleave you're pulling out Like if they're the cleaves where you can just push lightly on your stomach and a cleave comes out It could be one of those you heard the delayed seconds because she was putting the phone down there All queens are getting it ready All cleaves are different. You're right. Yeah That was a great cleave. I mean, we're trusting that we hear it again for authenticity Yes, so 30 Canadian what? again Hello 30 female Canadian Here's my submission for the cleave contest Thank you, that was enough time Yeah, she's sat she did a sit down cleave like she Yeah I've seen that before the fact that Brett knows What kind of cleave that was And I love how she said for the cleave contest. Yes growing a contest. Yeah, I love it We're not getting enough cleave calls. No Please call in with your queaves Yeah, I mean All the queaves kind of sound the same, but I'm I bet there's a real long cleaver out there Can we do this? We will have a segment on the live tour That if you can queave and you want to come on stage and there's between multiple people and you want to have a queef off We'll have a cool prize for you. Yeah, queef contest and live queef off Queef off and you can be queen le queefa and we'll have We have a tiara and a sausche or whatever they're called. That's it Fucking sausche step loop. We're adding that to the live podcast also come with your holes We also maybe for some of them should have like the prettiest butthole I don't know if we could yeah, I don't know that for the next cruise. I need to do like a butthole thing Yeah, it might be a topless city. You know, yeah, we'll think about that. Yeah, that's definitely a cruise thing Because the crews like we don't know if we can legally I have people. I don't know how that works We have to get that Yeah, they just show us for yeah Although people at tami shows show tits and stuff. So what's what's different from in a butthole? I just got a lot of requests page. Can you do a butthole um like a beauty butthole contest? Yeah, what about like a bush contest? We got to think of some sort of butthole Queefs and farts though could be good like the guys For tour maybe could do for a little live tour because men can't queef. Well, they can set out on this one Okay. We'll have we'll have some ladies. We'll have something for them. And here's the thing A fart contest may gross me out. Yeah with all this smell. Yeah, but it's a big room. Everyone's farting in their seats anywho Let's talk about it. I did definitely queef Definitely queef and gosh, dude. We need a spare mic because whose mic are we risk right as queef sores or mine? We're gonna have a spare queef mic. Hey, do you have an extra mic that people can queef in? Yeah, they gotta be portable. Do you think the little mind or should we get like a queef cover? We'll get queef covers No sponges. Yeah And those are cheap and i'll just every episode. Yeah, we'll make them colorful. Yeah, that's gonna be really fun I'm excited a queef off queef calling it queen la queefa Queen la queefa. That'll be fun. Dude queen la tifa is like still doing it. I see her at the olympics Yeah, I love her. I've always loved her. Maybe she's getting ready for the queef contest. What did she do? She's a movies. She's a movie star and a and a wrap Did she had one song the you and it why? One song is enough brother. I know but to be still Brett's judge and her. He's never been in a movie or had a song. What movie was she at? What? Yeah, queen la tifa. She's in a lot. She was in that one where that guy went down that water slide. Uh, Oh, what was his name? Yeah, he was uh when she plays his wife. Yeah, that one is fawny They're older movies, but she's in a lot Dude, she's been in so many movies when that guy goes down that slide. Why can I only visit in that part? She's a one hit wonder. No, no, Brett. No, no She's back there going crazy Last holiday. Yeah, never heard of beauty shop. Never heard of it. Bringing down the house scary movie Bringing down the house. She's in boat collector with angelia jolly. All right. Okay, she's She's legit. What are you talking about? Quit on tifa isn't it seems like they treat her like a she's a huge star, but i don't she is Hey, maggie. Was it eddie murphy? No, no, it was uh, it's the guy that's the cheaper by the dozen dad. What's his name? Um With the white hair hold on steve martin. Yes That would be a she plays his wife doesn't she is so funny. Oh god Brett queen latifa Is a queen is she's the queen a huge star. Yeah, your your name wouldn't be queen if you weren't the queen Maybe it's in her name. I mean You got me mad. So I guess come to the shows prepared with your queefs. How are they gonna prepare for this? I bet some girls are gonna have to put their legs behind their head. That's fine Just wear dresses and no panties maybe make it louder and we can have a a queef curtain We'll have a queef curtain in case you don't want us You know in case you want to get in a position where you don't want people to see like we'll just it'll be a sound thing and uh Or if you do want it seen sure But uh any stipulations or rules like maybe a queef we can have a rule thing hanging up Have y'all seen that girl on the howard stern show that has the most queefs? What had her on and i'm like is she a rockfucker the most queen here recently? No, I think it's old But she queefs like 96 times and under a minute. She's sitting there queefing Oh Y'all haven't seen that clip. Oh, no, I haven't I want it now Shit little spurt queen. She set the world record for queefs I haven't seen her yet. How how cool would it be to say hey want know something about me? Yeah, I hold the world record for queefs. Oh, yeah. Is she in Guinness? I think so rapid queefs. I I really think so he hit her on the show And they timed the queefs and counted them. It was like 96 or something that pussy is trained. Yeah She's working her pussy. She was like Aaron and down like moving like that sucking in air Aaron roger's could you put me leave him up there and no oh and it sounds different and squeaks out like That's fine That would be funny if helium made your pussy queef stiff. What if it rotted your pussy off? Well, you don't put a lot in there. You just put a little bit. Okay, not a lot of healing. I'm not risking it No too many chemicals or something. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's gonna get burned or something You're gonna fuck up your pussy walls. What about the lady lisa lisa sparks that Uh had sex with 919 men in one day. Yeah You know come didn't you know come didn't I was wondering are they getting come or like is it too completion? Yes Hmm Because I wouldn't want to go last, but you know, she's sore after well. I think they eat just wear She would I don't know. She went like 250 people like over what the Previous world record was and in a less amount of time think about answering that About all those dudes lined up Getting it ready. Like I can't get ahold of tom. Where's he at? He's fucking lying down Lawndo down at the competition They were really Motel door I do and the parking lot lined up Yeah, like how did that go down was she were they just moving behind her like just minute? Like a really I think so and then Did she have a come bucket underneath her I don't know catching calm, but we need a We need to learn this there was probably somebody there work in the room work in the line Yes. Oh, I mean it was a big thing putting towels under her. Uh-huh. We need to go I bet men were just starting to just turn off in the line. That's what I'm thinking And like once they get it in her just slip most slip molt come Can you imagine if she's at the grocery store and some guys like Hey You remember me and she's like Said come on, man. I was warned. I was lined up The 919 can you imagine that lady being like your mom or grandma? I'd that be I'd tell everybody. I'm like, hey, what was something cool about my family It would even be cool to be a guy like hey, I was number 45 out of 919. Yeah I'm serious about the people the guys lined up. I would love to know details. Where does the come go? That's what we're saying are they coming or no Yeah, we need to go to a competition. Non hunter dudes come. There's no way That's what I was going to say. That's a mess One dude's a mess. Can you imagine nine hundred? I bet they have those wet floor signs just everywhere The slippery when what Whoa, that's pretty muggy in there too. Yeah. Oh, the smell they would need the air on high You gotta have air flowing in there sticky all the assholes just Maggie said it was in a parking lot. Oh, no, it was in a motel and they were lined up like down wasn't in Dallas Yeah, Poland. Let's took place in Poland. Lisa sparks. Maybe I'm trippin I feel like I thought it wasn't I feel like it was in Dallas too. We got to look this up. Yeah, bro. Jamie Jamie, Jamie Jamie look it up for us What if Brett got Investigated by the FBI and they searched Where was sparks? Lisa sparks Poland 919 if Brett got investigated for the FBI. What would it be for? murder whoa He's gonna snap one day. Oh Poland I was holding I was thinking like some sort of like alien conspiracy and this bitch throws out murder You know it would probably be for murder though. Rach murder It'd be because I got framed because of my pube. He was a crime scene. Hey, don't murder anybody. I would never Okay, too stressful. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, you can't get away with it. Okay. Yeah, okay, so it was in Poland This is her. Yeah, Lisa sparks my interest Yeah, 919 and 12 hours Yeah, let's see if she got coming along I think you have 24 hours so she could have kept going but if they just poke it in once and leave Yeah, that makes more sense. That counts. It does count So what we're thinking is penetration they were jacking off in line got ready got ready to go and then fit, you know Do the whole these cute bags. They probably just passed those out. Oh, gosh Do the hoke poke in you turn yourself around She's hotter there. She is pretty. Yeah, interesting pretty filled with thumb No, she's pretty but dang dude. Yeah, you'd be leaking for months Yeah, I'd have freaking do turkey based pads forever Yeah, you had to wear a dopper for a few days Imagine smelling that as you're wiping every time after you eat like that's gotta leave a smeg All right, let's do the next call Here we go. Lisa Hey, honey. Just driving here Back from my birthday trip Um, I was just wondering When you touch your belly button, you feel a little thing downstairs and you pussy So when I touch it, I can orgasm very quickly Just wondering Um, that's about it. Uh, oh, yeah Nice. I love that I've always felt something when I touch my belly button. I feel Something down in my vagina. Really? It's never something that's gonna make me orgasm more so p No, I've never felt that But it would make sense how all those nerves would be connected or something or something, you know Yeah, because I've used to turn my belly button inside out What entire rubber band around it when I was younger just for fun And it would always make me feel like I had a p Or just any time I feel like in my belly button like right now p Oh, man. Oh gosh stop Stop it You've never felt inside your belly button and felt like anything No, I mean, I've I clean like what I clean in there. I don't I put my finger in there right now. I don't feel nothing Try it Maggie. No, yeah, stick your finger and your belly button Nothing hard Nothing. Oh big backs up there walking around Hey, they were condoms and uh, they had 45 it was a timed event. So each person got 45 seconds Well, that's a few pounds. Yeah, that's a few pounds. I bet most will nutted Unless they got nervous and dudes love that. Oh, she's getting fucked by all these guys I wonder if it didn't count unless they came what I wonder if it didn't count unless they came It's still sex. Yeah, I don't think it was just I know but any if you want to be a world record I mean anyone could just stick it in once and true. You're right. You're right M's in my bacon count. Yeah, you're right I think no matter what if you put it in and you bust you can still be in there for about 45 seconds Dip out. Okay. Well back to our call. Yeah, sorry belly button. Oh I've never felt that Ever I never felt anything sexual on belly button, but in their belly button play don't people like that? Yeah, and I've actually been hearing that People with micro penises have sexual belly buttons deep belly buttons So there is a whole and something for everyone, you know, yo, yeah, there is really something for everyone There's no shortage No, I've never I've never heard of that But good for you if you want to masturbate and you don't want to reach all the way down just reach halfway to your belly button and flick that No Micro penises are having sex with To her. Oh, I mean you could just be out in public. It's in your belly button and then comment at the same I mean easy. Yeah, just be careful. Cool. You know, go to your car or something because if you're making a face. Yeah And don't be creeping everybody out and then if you tell people that you can orgasm from touching your belly button Then you're never gonna want to touch your belly button out in public. Yeah, don't do that So that's crazy. Cool. Well, I wonder if dudes with micro penises that do fuck belly buttons Love it when a girl wears a crop top. Oh, because you get to the hole. You're looking at the hole. Yeah, you're like odd fit in that right I wonder if it happens. I know how do you go about that like hey You got a good belly button there people love belly buttons if you don't show them they're like wow Why'd you cover your belly button? Do you think guys will ever that'll ever be in style a little belly button I've seen some guys wear crop tops back in the 70s. They love the crop tops I think I'm gonna bring it back Late 70s early 80s. It was a crop top the short shorts and the crop tops Red, I think you should bring it back. Thanks. I saw this guy once we had a Tattoo around his belly button like in the early 90s. You need that. Yeah, I'm glad I didn't get that The sun Get some barbed wire on your song sweet I like the barbed wire. I was a kid. I thought the barbed wire the barbed wire tattoos on the arms were so cool I still like it. Yeah, and on the lower back. I think it's so cute the barbed wire Pam Anderson kind of showed it down Oh, yeah I loved that I thought it was so cool. I used to go to clairs. I was a little and get those arm cuffs Remember how cool those were back in the early 2000s late 90s those arm cuffs Anything to just pretend like you had a tattoo or a piercing I saw a girl with an arm cuff the other day. I thought oh, man. She looks cool. I've seen them too recently Yeah, the 90s are coming back. Yeah, people are girls are wearing the frosted lipstick like they used to uh-huh Yeah, people are bleaching their eyebrows people are I feel like all the trends are in uh-huh like every single era And I crazy I love the 90s trends the 90s fashion and I'm so happy it's coming back Jingle jeans Jingle jeans Jingle's man jingos jingos you should get a pair. I would want a pair so bad You should for sure get a pair aren't those like the way loose loose pants page with like the like hip The leg gets big at the bottom jingos our neighbor used to have them all the time They were such cool Cool jeans. He was in high school and we were like an elementary. I just remember Thinking he was so cool, and they were expensive back in the day. They were like a hundred dollars And back then that was unheard a hundred dollar pair of jeans. Mm-hmm unheard of. I like the luck. He's the best Lucky was huge. Yeah. Did you have jingos? No, I never did. No goutos never heard of those pants. Oh, yeah Those ones were wild. Mm-hmm the capris Did you Wear a lot of lucky. Yeah. Yeah, that was really big and when I was in high school if you had a lucky shirt You had money. You had style. You had class or stucy and that's so funny to think about now Oh, yeah So much I begged for I don't know who got it for me, but one christmas. I think it was like a junior Bagged I said the only thing I want is a lucky shirt from the buckle. Mm-hmm and it was a white t-shirt and it had in blue and green Oh god Sorry about that. It had a had lucky in rhinestones and I got it for christmas. That's beautiful And I loved it so much. Let's not bring back miss me pants and I don't know that's more of a mid-2000s Yeah, affliction t-shirts. Oh, dude true religion. Let's keep that better. We're any of that People from my hometown are still repping it day. Oh, yeah, but they still rep that shit Well, if you paid fucking three hundred dollars for a pair of jeans 10 years ago, I'm gonna wear them I'm gonna wear them until they don't you know what I mean? They were expensive, aren't they? Yeah Remember they had hardy shit. I liked that hardy I have a hat. Oh, right. I bet you were decked out in that hardy You can tell no, I just had the two hats. Oh, no wait You were the other one, right? You were that hardy and hardy and bonda bonda bonda. Never mind. I didn't do Vonda and hardy and hardy I had two von Dutch hats I remember thinking or seeing somebody if they were decked out in that shit like damn they got money Dude von Dutch. I had the cutest pink and blue von Dutch purse And I think about it all the time. Like why did I throw that out? I'm ever going to Claire's and seeing the von Dutch hats and they were like freaking $40. You're like, oh Even now I don't want to pay $40 for a hat. Yeah Like freak. Oh back then we damn sure weren't getting one I barely like paying $40 for a t-shirt. That's like hard for me to do. Right Your t-shirt's cute though. Oh, yeah, I'm a t-shirt buyer. Yeah Man Well, hey guys. I had fun this this episode and and y'all come see us on tour. We are doing small Venues these tickets will sell out get them now the viral podcast dot co Yes, please come with your holes come with your holes and come prepared for the cleef off and If you want to be you know wearing a t-r-r You you never know what the prize will be, but right we love you We can't wait to see you guys and don't forget to call in And if you also come up with any other things you want us to do out in the live Yes, call in and let us know. Yes, and our phone number is 442777-3331 and always remember you're doing great You're looking good and fuck what everybody else thinks ready ready We're going viral Get ready ready ready we're going viral More steaks more legs more. 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