- Abra could Abra. ♪ Get ready, ready, ready ♪ ♪ We're going viral ♪ ♪ Get ready, ready, ready ♪ ♪ We're going viral ♪ - Hello everyone and welcome back to another installment of the viral podcast. I'm your host Paige Jin. - I'm your host Chelsea Lid. - Does it ever, when I switch around and say your name's my name? - Yeah. - What is your thought when I'm doing that? - It's okay, I'm Chelsea Linn. - Okay. - And then I just say that. - Okay. - Yeah, that was nice. - 'Cause I'm not Paige Jin. - Chelsea, you're Chelsea. - She's a good listener, I feel like. - Chelsea. - You haven't got got yet, I don't think. - No. - Yeah, sometimes I'm a good listener, sometimes not. - Yeah, yeah. - Mark Lick. - Mark Lick. - I do want to say something that we were talking about right before the pog started. - Got the timey. - Yeah, time was on baby. Tell them what, we were in LA not too long ago. - Yeah, we were at a... - Listen to this. - We were at a restaurant called Takushama. No, I don't know what it's called, but what is the food wrong? - It was a ramen. - Yeah, we were at a ramen restaurant and we've ate there previously, but this time to dine in, we had to pay like $3 to sit in. They had it roped off and... - Yeah. - Just so... - So per person or... - Yes, per order. - Yeah, I guess we should have just ordered together. - I know. - But we didn't know until. - Here's how it set up, when you walk in, 'cause we were talking about tipping culture, which is another thing I want to talk about here in a minute, 'cause we, 'cause... So we walk into this restaurant and you can either have like a... - Key off. - Key off, so you don't go sit down and someone comes up and takes your order. You go up, you order it like this computer kiosk and then you sit out, they bring it to you. We've been there before. So we walk in this time and it's like roped off. And it says, you know, do you want it to go or if you want to dine in or we're dining in? - And I even asked, I said, "Hey, can we eat in here?" 'Cause it's roped off and they're like, "Oh yeah, you can eat in here." If I work there, I'd say, "Yeah, it's $3 extra to dine in." Like maybe not... - I could just tell people just in case... - That is insane. - Never seen that. I could not believe it. - Yeah. - It started in LA, you watch. Everybody's gonna be doing it now. - And we're talking to about everyone wanting tips. Like you buy merchandise, oh a tip, you go to Taco Bell or round up. I was at Best Buy and he's like, "Do you want to donate a dollar to Best Buy?" I'm like, "Hell no, they got enough money." I was like, if the dollar's not going straight to you, then no. I said, "If I had cash, I'd give you a dollar, but..." - Oh my God. - Best said something about going to the tire shop and getting tires, they want them and you tip. We were in Vegas, we go to a... I buy, go buy a T-shirt that says, "I love Vegas." I walk up, the girl go, I walk up and I said, "Hello, how are you?" She doesn't say a word to me, ignores me. Rings my T-shirt up and then flips it and it's asking for a tip. And I'm like, "For what?" - Mm-hmm. - And I'm a tipper, y'all know that, I tip. But I'm like, and you can't even say hello to me? And I was like, "Nah, bro." - Yeah, and that's what we're not gonna do. - And that's what we're never gonna do. And also, I don't like tipping to corporations, like giving corporations more money. - Yeah. - When those CEOs have a freaking yacht in South of France and you're either wanting your dollar or no. - And everybody's asking to round up. - Uh-huh. - Mm-hmm. - Or they'll be like, "Oh, do you wanna feed the hungry kids?" It's like, that's not going to them. - Yeah, I don't know. - Maybe a little portion of some charities, but for the most part, just making the rich a little bit. - Yeah, but what really got us was the $3 to eat here. I was like, "Bro." - Mm-hmm. - I wonder what other restaurants do that. - It's kinda smart, though. - Why? - I mean, they didn't ask, they wouldn't get it. - You're right, but don't ask. Don't ask me if I wanna eat there and charge me more. I mean, did I pay? - Yeah, was I happy about it? No, will I go back? Probably not. - And we still tipped, right? On top of, I can't-- - Yes! - Yeah, we still had to tip on top, yeah. - So lost. - And me and Greg got ramen, a drink, and he got a appetite. It was like a hundred bucks. I'm like, duh, just, we're just venting. How are y'all? - Venting, Tarantino. - Good. - Vent Tarantino, baby. - Vivy. - Vivy. - Vix. - Vivy. - Did you fart? - Mavy. - Mavy. Yeah, so that frickin' is wild. And you know what I hate? Well, I guess. - Well? - Well. - I mean, that's a great segue. - I guess I could save it, but I still wanna do another one. - Okay, I could do two. - Yeah, I hate paying for probably-- - Should I do the thing or-- - Yeah, but let her say it, hold on. - Oh, okay. - I just hate paying for parking. - Yeah. - Because I feel that's what taxes go to. So why do you have to pay on top of the... - Dude, if you wanna make money, own a private parking lot downtown. - Or a tow company. - Oh, I bet they're so loaded. People that own those. - Oh, tow up. - Toe up from the flow up. - Yeah, so that is something I hate too, but while we're at it, let's just hit it. Let's hit it, baby. Here we go. ♪ Lord ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Don't know how long ♪ - Hey. ♪ Shreddy ♪ ♪ Shreddy ♪ - Yeah. - All right, it's my favorite segment of the entire podcast. - For real? - Yeah, I love the love hates. I don't know why. I'm constantly in. If I, if throughout my day, if I think, oh, I love this, I go, we write it down. - Yeah, I have to, or else you'll be thinking here. Oh, oh. - All right, is everybody ready? My love is when the elevator opens and there's no one in there. - Oh, that's such a nice one. - Yeah. - I love when there's no one in there. - Oh, nothing better. - Gosh, nothing better. - Uh-huh. I thought that wasn't even-- - Not even loving an elevator? ♪ Loving an elevator ♪ - What if it was just a really hot guy? - Yeah. - What if it was John Stomas? - I'd love that, yeah. But the odds of that happening is zero. - Right, right, right. - I feel like people say, oh yeah, I met this person in the elevator. It's always like a really famous person. - Wow. Or peeing next to him. - Yeah. So that's my love, what's yours? - My love is I love taking pictures of photographers. - Okay, all right. - Because people never take pictures or think to take pictures of the people taking pictures. - Okay. - That's really sweet. - Yeah. - That's true. - Yeah. - Yeah, so we love that. - That's the good one. Y'all have a love, let's do it. - I love hard, crispy sheets. Like when you get into a bed-- - Cold. - Cold, like hotel, expensive-ass hotel sheets. - That's a good one. - Yeah. - And I can never get my sheets. - That's a good one. - I love those good sheets. - The hard, crispy ones. I like them. Good one. - Rhett. - I love Ezekiel bread now. I used to hate it. - Yeah, I usually hate Ezekiel bread. - Yeah. - But now I love it. - But I love it. - Three ingredients. - It's just that really healthy, seedy bread. - It's got beans in it or something, too. - Yeah, it's a little too dry for me. - I like it. - Yeah. - Now I could never make a sandwich out of that, but if I do like a fried egg on top or so I could eat it with toast, I could eat it that way. - If I eat it, it's gonna need a lot of, it's gonna need a lot of dollops on it, you know? Like butter, maybe some cinnamon. - That's interesting. - That's interesting because you eat ass. - But ass isn't dry. - Ooh, I'd rather eat a dry ass than a wet ass. - Ass is dry. - I don't know when you add the spit. - Mm. - And just the moisture from point, like the booty sweat gets in there too. - Yeah. - Gets moist. - I love that. - Something I hate, is everybody ready? - Hate. - Here we go. - I hate when people stand too close at the baggage claim. - Oh yeah, if they're bags now they're back, they'll fuck up. - Everybody needs to step back. Oh, oh, she'd page ass. - Ass is dry. - Ass is dry. - We didn't even set the timer, so. - Yeah, we did, it's set, baby. Hey, I'll be setting that timer, we got two minutes. - Aw. - Stand back, let everybody see, and then when your bag comes, walk up, get your bag and leave. - Yes. - If everyone's right up on the edge, the people behind you can't see their bags. - Exactly, and they don't want to bust through you to grab their bag. - Bro! - Common sense. - Oh my gosh. - And these are grown ass adults. - I don't understand it, and when your bag's going around and you can't get to it because there's people knees up to the, step back and walk up, it should be common sense. - They're scared you're gonna get your bag first. - Or just what the hell's the problem? - Like the frenzy, you know. - Everyone thinks they're just traveling alone, like just de-plaining running from the back to the front, like everyone just wait your turn. - Whoo! - So that's mine, my heart's pounding right now. - I know, it makes me mad, but okay, what's your hate? - I just want to get a jet, for Flag Day. - I was literally thinking that 'cause when we were just on vacation, it was, ugh, mind blowing. - Mocking, mocking, mocking, mocking. - Mocking, mocking, mocking, mocking, mocking, mocking. - Uh oh. - What? - Oh, thought I just deleted all my love hate. - Oh. - Okay. - I hate shower curtains and hotels. - Oh, that's a good one. - That's a good one. - That's a good one. - It's a good one. - Yeah, 'cause they get gross. - Ooh. - Yeah, I kinda like 'em. It's like nostalgic. - No, sticking to you? - You're right, Paige. - The cloth ones? - No, no ma'am. - You're right. - Ooh. - It's a good one. - You got the hate over the Andi? - Oh, you know I don't know, man, you got to hate. - I'm gonna hold this to hate, no. - So, what I hate so bad right now? - Yeah, tell us. - Is what I'm scrolling on TikTok, and I see all these grown-ass fuckin' men, and they're all on live, and they're just staring at the camera. - I've never seen that. - Why is it all I ever see? - Fuck you! - Fuck you motherfucker! - Fuck you motherfucker! - Fuck you motherfucker! - Fuck you, fuck you! - If you're a grown man, if you're a grown man that does live, fuck you motherfucker! - Fuck you! - Fuck you! - And you, oh. (laughing) - Fuck you! - If you're standing in an elevator when we want to be in it, fuck you! - Fuck you! - If you put too much Fabuloso when you're cleaning the elevator, fuck you! - Fuck you! - If you stand too close to the luggage, claim fuck you motherfucker! - Fuck you! - If you wear deodorant. - Huh? - Brad, come on, man. - Brad smells like tacos so bad today. - Brad be stinking. - Maggie, get a whiff of this. - No, puke. - She hasn't said one word yet, so. - I'll puke. - The lime juice worked. - Stop. - What were you saying, Rob? - It did not. - We were saying-- - The men that go live on TikTok. Y'all don't ever see that? - Yeah, but you've mentioned this to me before. - It's all I ever see. - And they're just reading comments or what? - Yeah, they'll just sit there and they'll be looking at the screen like this, like-- - Was it Jason Nash? - They'll just be sitting there and it pisses me off. - Yeah, I think they're looking for those galaxies. - And it's like middle-aged men, and it's like every night, I see the same dudes on there. - Wow. - Just pisses me off. - I need to go live more. - Jeffrey Star lives online. - Yeah, he does. He plays those competitions though. - I don't even get 'em, but-- - That's weird, 'cause he makes money on there, but he can't be making more money than he makes on makeup. - I bet. - He lives on live. - I bet. - Really? - Interesting. - He's always getting galaxies and gifts and stuff. - He's always getting those galaxies. - Galaxies. - Wow. - How much is a galaxy if you get one? - Oh, I have no clue. - We need to look that up, Jamie. - Jamie, look how much is a TikTok galaxy? One time I went, I need to go live more just for fun, but I went live and somebody sent. - It was a line or something, like 500, we looked it up. - I was like, oh my God, thanks for that line, and everyone in the comments was freaky now. They just sent you 500, I'm like, what? - 500 dollars. - I used to get mad when people sent stuff. - Look up the line. - It's 13 to 15 dollars for a galaxy. - They look up the line, the line. - Yeah, that's a lot. - Okay, let's see. I know, I think TikTok takes half, right? - I don't know. - A lion is 400. - What the hell? - You got 400 dollars. - You're lying. - Why you always lying? - Oh my God. - And then look up how much TikTok takes from each gift, or what are those called, tokens? - Yeah, I think they take half. - Do they real? - No. - That seems insane. - I know. - That's what I'm like. - Mm, mm. - Mm, mm. - Mm, mm, mm. - Yeah, I'm hoping. - Yeah, it's half. - 50. - Half? - Yeah. - So you got 200 TikTok. - They're makin' money then. - Is bankin'. - I gettin' that tip. - Woo! - Woo! - Oh my gosh. - All right, Brett, what's somethin' you hate? - I hate carry gold. - Butter? - Yeah. - I love carry gold. - Well they love it, but how they lie, what happened? - Everybody lies. Every corporation lies. Every business lies. Everything is toxic. Everything causes cancer. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - That's truth. - You talkin' about the ingredients? - You gotta make your own shit. - So if you don't know, carry gold butter is like, it's like that fancy Irish butter that is expensive and it's really good and it's thick and it's creamy and-- - They told you how healthy it was. - They've said for how it's, you know, farm and it's-- - It's like pasteurized. - It's a healthy butter. - A healthy butter, well it's came out that they're not. - Well that the packaging they use is toxic. - Has a bunch of particles, like-- - I can see that. - Nanos. - Shit. - Exactly. - But it's kind of, oh yeah, a bunch of like nano plastic particles, but dude, that's probably in-- - That's literally every packaging. - Yeah. - It's all plastic. - Oh, yeah. - I mean, there's barnacles in the pipes. - Yeah, barnacles. - Barnacle boy. - Yeah, barnacle. - That's such a cool word. - Barnacle. - Barnacle. - Yeah. - I see this guy on TikTok. - What am I supposed to look to us? - Don't talk over Maggie, the barnacles off of the crabs. He puts a fish in their claw and sets them back in the water. He cleans them. - Barnacle. Is he out there just to barnacle? - Brad, we were gonna have you look up the lion. You did, you did a great job. - I was supposed to do something else. - Oh, I was gonna confirm on what the carry gold problem was just so we can finally, for once in our life, maybe in the topic with the correct information. - I'm almost positive, it's the wrapping. - Yeah, the wrapping, but like what about the wrapping? You know? Is it a platinum wrapper? Is it a... - All right, all right, here we go. Pure Irish butter, not so pure. - Wait, the fact that you just down that table. - P-F-A-S, what's P-F-A-S? - Keep going, Brad. - I'm typing what's P-F-A-S. - Oh, it was a recall, prompted by New York State law banning per, yeah, P-F-A-S in food packaging. Let's see. - What is it, Brad? - Yup. - It's just weird words. It's just a group of chemicals made by humans. - Yeah, what? - Since the 1950s, P-F-A's have been used in many consumer products and industrial processes. - Exposure to P-F-A-S, a category of synthetic, artificial chemicals, often called forever chemicals, is linked to fertility issues, developmental delays, increased risk of cancer, cholesterol, increased cholesterol, and obesity, and reduced immune response, and can be dangerous even at low levels. So this is the packaging, which gets on your food, and, you know, gets on the better time. - So I'm trying to do it? - Yeah, so I guess that's-- - Why can't they just put it in some different packaging, if it's such great butter? - It may be cost, maybe. I don't, who knows? - But then what do you switch it to? 'Cause plastic, I mean, nothing's good. - Some type of paper. - I've been seeing these people all over TikTok go to, like while they're in France, they'll go to these butter shops with like, and they make like farm fresh, pure like, apparently butter in France is like, superior butter, and it's wrapped in like wax paper, and they'll take these big logs and put them in their carry-ons and take them home. - Oh, oh my God. - Oh, wax is a good idea. Wax. - How cool is that? - That would be cool, I know. - Dream. - Yeah. - So wax is probably a good alternative. - Wax paper, yeah. - Sure. - Yeah. - Maybe. - Maybe. - Maybe. - Maybe. - Yeah. - First thing that popped up for me was a thyroid cancer, it'll get you with the PFAs. - Okay. - Yes. - Yes. - I would just be thinking the butter would be melting the entire time in my luggage. - I don't, yeah, you'd have to get a cold piece and keep it wrapped up. It might be soft when you get home, but soft butter's okay. And you can refrigerate it. I think it'd be fine. - Yeah, I'll leave mine out anyway. - Especially if you get two or three together and put them together. Yeah, if I ever go to France, I'm doing it. - I gotta leave room. - Yeah. - That's cool. - Before we do our next segment, I wanna read a subscriber question. - She's a reader, she's a track star. ♪ She's a reader ♪ ♪ She's a track star ♪ - And, oh, we had a couple good ones. Let's, you know what, let's start with this one. - Good, Nicky. - Stephanie wants to know. What's something from your childhood/teens that you think back on and cringe? I can think of so many things I did when I was younger that I would never do now. - Mm-hmm. - Probably every single one of my Facebook posts, anything like that. And I hate that it has the memory and you can look at it. I delete every one of them. - Mm-hmm. Embarrassing. - Embarrassing. - I'm like, why would I post that? - I'm like, why was I saying like, yeah, boy, every frickin' host. - Holy B. - Man, I got one. - And I wasn't necessarily a kid or a teen, but I would say early 20s. I would say I did this and I would say from like 21 to 23, looking back, so fuckin' stupid. - French cringe. - I tried to wear heels. - What do you mean? Where were you goin'? (screaming) Where were you goin', Chelsea? - I thought it made you an adult. Yeah, it made you older. - I thought that made you an adult. I thought it was stylish fashion and I would go and buy, I had a couple pairs of heels and I remember I went to Nordstroms. They were having that big sale and I got a pair of black heels. They're probably like four inch, I mean, a good, good size heel. - Stolato. - And I'm 5'11. - A stolato. - No, it was like, no, no, no, the end, the back side of it. It was probably three or four inches, which is like a good size heel. - That's a big heel. - That's a big heel, dude. - And me and Greg went on a date night to some restaurant in the mall, so we had to park and walk across the mall. - Oh, no. - And I wore these heels. And I had tried wearing 'em here and there and I wore these heels and walking across the mall. Number one, can't walk in heels. Looked absolutely stupid. - Were you looking like one of the newborn baby deers? - Yes. And it was like slow down, slow down, hold on to Greg, walk in these heels. And that's when I go, I thought, why am I doing this? - Yeah. - Now if you love heels, if you love heels and you can walk in 'em, good for you. But I thought, who am I trying to impress here? What am I trying to do? Never again. - And you're probably in pain, man. I was in tremendous pain and I go, I will never, I don't own a pair of heels. - Mm-mm. - Not yet. - I wanna watch you walk in heels. - It's not good. - Yeah, I'd love it. - That's funny though. - Yeah, I admire the girls that wear heels. Every time I'm thinking, you got some strong legs and good job. - Strong knees. - Yeah, strong knees. - I hear that's what this takes up in knees. - Arches. - Arches, you got some strong arches. - And when I see the women like downtown on like Broadway. - I know. - We're in the heels. - That's what we're not gonna do. - I see a lot of white boots. - Yeah. - Why don't you see that too? - I kinda want some white boots. - I want some cute boots, some bright red ones, some black ones. I could skip the white. - I can't even tell you where boots, dude. - No, I can't. - Cowboy boots can be hurt. - If you got more than a quarter inch heel, I'm out. - It's funny seeing you walk in your heels. Like, I just laugh. - I've got the, I have one pair of dress shoes that I wear if we go to a nice dinner or something. And they have probably like a half inch, just a little, you know, they're like a little sandal with like a half inch and I can barely walk in those. - It's so funny to walk to you because just your feet and something different besides black slides. - 'Cause that's all I wear. - You gotta be comfortable. So what's something that y'all, something that you did that you'll never do. Like you're like, looking back and like, God, that was so, like, why did I? - Besides the Facebook post, probably when I would roll a bowling ball and hit it into my crotch with my friend. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man. - That's true. How's it going? - But, I would say probably some of my hairstyles. - Maggie. - I mean, they were bad. - And you had some hair, and then-- - And I was in cosmetology school, so I was really experimenting. - Just cutting away. - Oh, God. Looking back on my-- - The bleach. - Oh, the bleach, yeah. I kind of like that though. - The puff. - The bleach, the puff, the big chunky streaks with the red and the blonde, and-- - Oh, yeah, those are coming back. - I look back though, and I'm like, God, why? - Yeah. - What about the bumpet? - I don't think I ever did the bumpet. - She did the bumpet. - Couldn't bump it. - She did the bumpet with a teasing cone manually. - Oh, the, what about a hair tie? Like, would you ever do the hair tie flip-under? - Oh, yeah, yeah. - With the bangs. - So, what we did was we would collect hair out of hair brushes, and you wadded up, and then you would place it under, and use that as like a lifter. - That's fucking nasty. - Isn't it gross? - So why never? That's as smart as, yeah, that's really smart. - What about you, Brad? - Probably just really caring a lot about my bench press. - What? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Just-- - You cared about it back then? - Yeah. - Okay. - What would you do? Just wipe it down and look at it, and-- - You mean how much you could lift? - Yeah, just like really caring how much I'd lift. - Yeah. - I think it's such a waste of time, I kind of feel. - Right, right. - So let's paint. - What's the most you've ever lifted? - Wow, thanks for asking. I repped 275 eight times. - Wow. - That was the best. - That's amazing, Brad. - Thanks, that's two plates and then 25s. - That's really good. - Thanks. - That's really good. - Brad. - And in the dumbbells, I did 120s. - That was important too. - Yeah. - Whoa. - And speaking of, real quick, I'm gonna get a little philosophical here. Since since you brought up, like, you know, not caring anymore, I just did this guy's podcast and he asked me a question. Oh, he goes, your, he goes, you know, I admire it, you don't really care if people think of where that come from, and I just told him I go listen. I feel like caring about what people think of you is just a waste of time, and I don't have the time or energy. And I just wanted to share that with you guys. Everybody listen. You know, if there's, if you're worried about strangers' judgments, people you know is judgment, for this, for that, whatever. That's a lot of time and energy, and it's a switch you have to really flip off on your brain, and so I just encourage you to do that. - It's the, the only thing you should be thinking about in your brain is just molt icky, molt skicky, molt icky. - Yep, small. - So anytime that comes any negative thoughts or just think oh, molt icky. - Exactly, exactly. - Yeah, and then you shake your head, yeah. - Ex-molt. - We just wanted to share that with you guys, so. Should we get, should we play a little game? We love to play. - What's the game? - We'll let me tell you about the game. Let me show you here, right? - Right. ♪ Get trippy, get trippy up, okay ♪ ♪ Get trippy, get trippy up, okay ♪ ♪ Get trippy, get trippy up ♪ - Hey, you guys gotta go on tour, just doing that song at your one hit wonder. - Okay, we're just gonna go on tour on strings. - And just throw on some lyrics. - Brett, that song will be played on tour. - No, I mean like, but do a song to it. - Tour de France. - Like, get everybody waving their hands in the air like they don't care. - Hey Brett, we're gonna get people pumped at tour, and what about that? - Oh, we can't wait to do Trivial in a room with everybody. - And here in, here in, everybody go, - Ha, fuck me. - Ha, ha, ha. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - All right, get your buzzards. - Buzz-oldering. - Get your buzzards. - We can't forget our buzzards when we go on tour. - No, we gotta bring these. We're bringing the buzzards. - All right, is everyone ready? Here we go. - We'll stick, small spins. - Math, wide, math, wide, math, wide. - Math? - Math is smart. - White. - I think you guys will get this one pretty quick. - Okay. - What is 108? That's 108 minus 75. - Ooh. - 128. - Eh, eh. 108 minus 75. - 132. - You need to go backwards. 108 minus 75. - 100. - One plus 73. - No, just 33. - Why do I do that? - See, that is awesome. I love that, though. (cheering) - And I was clicking. - Yeah. - And I clicked at the end. - A lot of times it's just the exact opposite of what you think. - Yeah. - No, I don't know why. I did that last time too. - Yeah, you did. - Why? - Dude. - You got that mouse dick. - Uh-huh. - The pink shoe brain. - I got that mouse dick. - Oh, Rod Stewart. (laughing) - That's not a little lobotomy. - Can you imagine if Chelsea had a lobotomy done? - What? - Yeah, that'd be cool. - Wait, huh? - Hey, we go together. - Hey, Chelsea. When we were out, sorry, every pot, I bring up the blue man crew or group. Is it crew or group again? - Group. - Okay, down. (laughing) - Blue man group. - I'm a blue man groupie. They were chanting, "Rod, rod, rod." - And I was staring at you like, and you were not looking at me, dude. (laughing) - No, I was watching them. - Who's Rod? - God, I know. - You, you. - Oh, I thought you said a blue man group that you're saying-- - Brad, stop. - They were chanting, "Rod." - Right. - And I was looking at Chelsea, like Rod Stewart. - No, I know who was Rod at the blue man group. - Just a date on this. - Just send it. We're gonna skip back, someone. - We don't know. - Veroen. - I wonder if he had a big rod or something. - Hey, Brad, you got me back. - Brad, you got me back. - Right now. - Let's jiggle it and make sure he's okay. - Are you gonna make Brad a headband that looks like a rod stick that was headed? - Maybe his micro, these headphones put two rods on him. - Jiggle the rod and get back on track. - Yeah. - Get back on track, Brad. - Brad, you okay? - Okay, I'm ready for the next thing. - Brad. - Brad. - Brad, you okay? - Left turn. - Are you guys having a bad day? - Brad. - We're having a happy day. - We're playing trivia. - Oh, okay. - Okay. - Hit it. - Hey, good job, Chelsea, 33. - Capital's peak. - Oh, this is a fun one. - Thank you. Capital's. - Okay. - Oh, gosh. - What's the capital of? Florida. - Is it freaking Miami? - No. - Tampa. - No. - Let me know when you want a hint. - Clear water. - No. - That's Scientology. - Dustin. - Nope. - Oh. - Hint. - Tea, starts with the tea. - Tow. - Tallahassee. - Yeah, that's it. - Tow. (screaming) - I can't say towel. - Towel. - All right, everybody ready? - Hey, we need to do an ASMR segment. - Here we go. - Towelahassee. - Pop culture, green, pop culture, green, pop culture. - Pop culture, green. - Okay, this is more a rap culture. 'Cause it says rap here. - Whatever. - Okay. - What is DMX's real name? No way you'll get this. - No. - No way. - What does it start with? - An E. - No. - Earl Simmons. - I was gonna say Earl. - Shut up. - Sword of God. - Okay, what about Snoop Dogg? What's his real name? - Snoop Lion. Just kidding. - Oh. - I know that one. - Snoop Dogg, is it Hearst or something? - Let's see. - Clarence. - It's something kind of like that, I think. - Curtis. - He was on a McDonald's commercial. Like he got a JOB. - What is it? - Calvin. - Hmm. - Brodus. - Whose name's like Hearst or something? Hearst? - I don't know. - Emile Hearst. - Riff-Raff. - Riff-Raff. - Oh, yeah. - Okay. - And somebody else. - Something weird. - Yeah, cool. - Here we go. Well, we're not doing too good on this. And then, capital's flush. - Here we go. Capital's flush. - That's so nasty to hear that word. - Flush. - Pierre is the capital of what you estate. - Oh gosh, I know this one. - Damn. I don't know. - Think the Great Plains area up north, can't we? - Nebraska? - No, we're like the Sioux tribe was. - Chauticotta. - Yeah. - Whoo! (cheering) - And did you not know that? Pierre, South Dakota? - Yeah. - Oh, shout out if you're in Pierre. - Yeah. - Why make these names so difficult? Just name them the most famous city. - Who knows why they do that? Ready? - I love capitals. - I love capitals too. - Like, Tartaria. - Animals, yellow, animals, yellow. - Yellow. - Animals, yellow. - Here we go, baby. - True or false? 88% of cat, calico cats are female. - We did this one. - You did this one. - Scratch that. - And they still don't remember low key. - What is another name for the spines of porcupine? It's a. (slurping sound) - Moustics. (laughing) - Dude, that's fun. - Wow. - I don't know. - Hmm. - I didn't know this. - A spine. - Let's just guess, like, vertebrae? - Start with a cue. - Okay, it was. - Okay. - I wouldn't know that. - I thought that was an egg. - Hmm. - Oh, well, y'all, I'm so hungry. - Or a bird. - Would you stay? - No, we ate like freaking, we ate like seven hours ago. - One page that we just ate. - We ate seven hours ago, and me and Greg split something. - You've been that long? - Yes. - Wow. - Man. (laughing) - Moustics. - Mote, it's mote for giddy. - Okay, your turn. - Dang, I guess it is Sunday. - You know what? I haven't been to Cheesecake Factory in a long time. - Languages wide, languages wide. - Languages. - I love trivia. - Mm-hmm. - How many syllables are in the world, are in the word, heavily? Three. - Nice. - Yes. - Cheesecake. (cheering) - You're good at syllables. - Syllable. - I'm gonna miss you. - I'm gonna miss you, Tammy. - Syllables. - Do you know all the syllables? - Yeah. - What are they? - Just one, two, three, four, five. (laughing) - Ro, ro. - Do you-- - You just gotta go. Heh, the, Lee. - No, I meant like all of them like one. - You mean vowels? - Oh, what was I saying? - Yeah, but yeah, that's like-- - Hey, I owe you? - Yeah. - Yeah, that's a vowel. - Oh, yeah, that's what I meant. - Yeah, I know. - Too many malt puffs. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Molt skis. - Too many malt chicies. - I'm gonna come out with a brand of malt sticks, main bath, medicinal pens. - That'd be awesome. - Little malt sticks. - That'd be awesome. - Do you know when you spell out a word, it's considered casting a spell. 'Cause you're spelling, right? - Should do a couple more? - Yeah, that's what you've been saying. - All right, let's do a couple more. - There you go. - Molt spins, kills it, and there's different brands of little malt sticks. There's malt icks, malt sticks, malt picks. - You gotta do that. - Holidays, Drew holiday, no holidays. - Holidays, hello, holidays, y'all. - What holiday will fall on September 2nd, 2024? - Labor day? - Nice. (cheering) - Good, you're really good at this game today. (gasping) You know your holidays. (gasping) - Holidays. (gasping) - We're wearing, I didn't realize we were matching. You know what she's looking for, Brad? - I was gonna air horn in it. - We're matching. - You got the T-shirt, or I got the T-shirt, you got the sweater. - There you go. - Our Vourer podcast merch. - Good, I both chose T. - Are we down playing? - Oh. - One more. - She was holding my hand behind the wheel. - Mulch. (gasping) (gasping) - Pop culture, green pop culture. - Pop culture. - And I can't wait for Queen Laquifa on the tour. - Oh, Queen Laquifa. - Name the members of the Migos, and as a bonus, name which one that recently passed away. - Migos, do we have Asap Rocky? - That's no. - Oh, shoot, I mean Quavo. - Yeah. - Okay, we got Quavo. - The one that was married to Cardi B. - Yeah, I thought that was-- - That's not Quavo. - Mm-mm. - But he's in it. - In Cardi B? - He was in Cardi B, but-- - Quavo wasn't with Cardi B. - Yeah, I swear somebody with Cardi B was on there. - He's in the group. - Yeah, he's in the group. - Well, I know, but Quavo's in the group, but he wasn't with Cardi B. - Dude, what correct? - Correct, correct. - And I'm saying the one with Cardi B. - So we're saying the same thing. - Oh, yeah, you're just not hearing us, right? - Yeah. - Okay, we're good. - Okay, what is his name? - It's Quavo's a guy. - Yeah, Quavo's-- - Wait, Quavo's in it. - Quavo, yeah, yeah. - The fact that he said his Quavo's the guy was just great. - And then what's-- Cardi B was married to-- - What's his name? - All that's it, awesome. - I was like-- - Okay, all right, I know what I'm talking about. - No, Sticks. - Mark Sticks. - Third one, I don't know. - Okay, what does it just start with? - A tea? - Okay. - Is it a band? - Yeah. - Migos, yeah. - No, I'm T, T. - Give us the next letter. - So, A? - T-A, T-A. - Next letter? - K. - Tucky. - No, Tucky. - No, Tucky. - A-con. - Take. - It's take. - Take off. - Yeah. - Okay. (buzzer) - Yeah, what are you good? We did good there, you guys. We really did good. I'll give us that. - Yeah, so-- - Raindrop. - So who took off, Brett? - Cookie, huh? - Did, so who took off, take off? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Sadly, I think in a mall. - R-I-P. - Yeah. - I didn't know that. - Like, he's just walking the mall. - Oh my God. - I've been hearing all the sacrifices that, just take talk it. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Whoa. - Absolutely. - You never know. - You never know. - Yeah. - But that's just what I heard. - Yeah, we hear a lot of stuff. - Just messages. - I just, what I hear I just share just 'cause it's fun. - I mean, I was told to carry gold was the best butter in the world. - And you got got. - You got got, Brett. - Hey, brother, you got got. - I know it was expensive butter. Very expensive. - It goes through me so easy. - I was calling her carry gold for a little bit. - My vagina smelled like it when I was addicted to the eating artichokes. I would dip so much carry gold. 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Oh, yeah, again, fill mommy's holes for mommy. - All right, well, snippy. - Sniff, sniff, I smell some beans cooking. Maggie, roll that beautiful bean footage, yeah. - Gary. - Hey, Kelsey and Paige, I'm rock fucker here. I just wanted to come on and say something that I absolutely love is getting out of the shower, putting looks on and putting some fuzzy socks on. Nothing is a better feeling than that. And something that I absolutely hate is cars that drive around with ducks that aren't teeth. All right, let's keep that in the teeth club, all right? All right, thanks, honey. - Honey, thank you for calling in with your love. Hey, people are serious about that duck. - I know. - They really are, nothing like a fresh shower and a fresh moo moo and a fresh house slipper or sock, whatever you're putting on. - I wouldn't like lotion, I hate lotion on my feet. - I do too, I don't put lotion on. - So I could not imagine lotion and fuzzy socks on top. - But when I'm fresh out of the shower, I gotta do a mulch stick, I do a mulch streaky deodorant and I'll spray perfume and a fresh moo moo. - I mean dude, no, no mulch sticks for me. - What do you mean? - When I get out of the shower, no deodorant. - Yeah. - Like if I shower at night, I don't wanna put on a mulch stick for better. - Oh no, even if I'm going straight to bed, I put on deodorant. - Oh, I have to. - I need a fresh feeling of something there. - And what was the second thing again? - Fuzzy socks. - Oh, the duck thing with the jeeps. She doesn't want ducks in. So that's like, and I just found that out in not too long ago. - Yeah, who started that? I've seen so many ducks on dashboards. - It's supposed to be in just jeeps. Jeep owners give each other, they'll leave ducks for you to put in your single thing. - I've even seen where there's a dilemma on if Jeep trucks should be allowed to have the ducks. - Well, it's a Jeep. Well, also you got a Jeep Cherokee. - Do they only do it to Wranglers? - Or do they do it to like? - Wranglers. - I'd say just Wranglers. - Yeah. - Yeah, they wrangle them in. But if you're a truck. - And I hear you. - 'Cause you've never got a duck. - No, and I have a Jeep Cherokee. - Someone left. - They don't count. - Oh, sorry. That's a name right what? - Someone left a bunch of aluminum cans in the back of mine once. - What? - Yeah, dumped a bunch of cans. - Well, and you're Jeep. - Yeah. - And I heard if you're a Jeep Wrangler owner, if you pass into the Jeep, you're supposed to wave. - Yeah, that's why it's interesting. - Whoa. - Things have changed, I feel like, since I had mine. - That's like a club. - A club. - I kind of waved to everyone if I'm going slow and they're going slow. I just kind of waved. - You ever do a flip off, just for fun? - I've screamed in high school out the windows. Fuck you! - Do you wave at cops? - I wave. I'm a waiver at people just passing me. - Yeah. - I think I may be tensed up a little bit when I call, I don't wanna. - You're like, yeah. - 'Cause I don't wanna-- - That's not normal, yeah. - Isn't that weird, though, that we have to feel that way? - Yeah. - So-- - Stupid. - Interesting. Can I do a little another subscriber? - Read or read or-- - Q and A that someone put in. Can I read that for you? Can I say here? - Fuck this. - Sienna says, "Hi, honey, I would love your thoughts "on Thruples. "I'm in a Thruple, been in it for over a year. "It's been incredible. "Two girls and one guy, and we're so happy. "Family on my side aren't happy about it, "but I'm the happiest I've ever been, "and they don't see it. "Thoughts, advice on what I should do about them? "Also, me and him are 15 years apart, "and me and her are about six years apart. "I'm 26, she's 31, and he's 40. "We're so happy, and I love this life. "And my man's from Oklahoma, so boomer, LOL." - I mean, just say, more the merrier. - Yeah, what's that supposed to mean, boomer? - Sooners, OU Sooners. - Oh, I've met her before. - Oh, I always heard sooner. - Where? - She, I met her at the Whiskey Mires concert. - And she told you that? - Uh-huh. - And her name is Sienna, she lives here in Nashville. - Oh! - Okay. - This girl? - Mm-hmm. - Okay. - So how do we feel about Thruples? Let's just start there. - I mean, whatever makes you happy, and however your relationship works is good for me. - Same. - Hmm. - Do you, Booboo? - Now, would I want to be in one? I'm not saying no, I can bear to handle one. So I would say no, but I wouldn't, who knows where life's gonna take you. - But you never know, some people have one kid, and they're like, it's so hard, but they live two, and it's easier for them. - I was gonna say-- - If you had one more husband, it might be-- - Well, that extra help. - Yeah. - The help. - Like, hey, you're on dinner, I'll do bads. - That's true. - Let's knock this out, you go mow the yard, and when one of them doesn't want to lick your pussy, the other one might, yeah. - Maybe even get another, a four. - Yeah. - A squad. - That's true, I'm not, I never thought about if I would want that, but, and you know, I'm not-- - Now that we're talking about it, dang. - Yeah, I'm not shutting it down, I would be open to it, but I don't think much of it. Now, if I see it, if I see another person has it, is there judgment, zero percent? I would never be like, how would you, I don't care, I think it's fine. - I grew up in Utah where there is polygamy, and this and that, cousin truckers, you know, name it. - It's probably great for some people, it's probably not, so it's just whatever is for you. - Yes. - Do y'all think y'all could ever throuple? - I think if the kids were small, I'd give it a try, but you can't do it when the kids are old. - Why? Three parents? - Yeah, why not? I don't think that would be cool for me. - Oh shit, what do you turn around and they're throupling? They might throuple on your ass. - Would you care? - That's on them. - Yeah. - Would you care if your kids throupled, do you think, if they're older? - Mm-mm, you wouldn't care, I don't think so. - Yeah, I don't think so. - I mean, I feel like it'd have to be the other two people's idea, you know? - You'd wanna be, like if I brought it up, I think it wouldn't work, and but maybe they brought it up. There's a, 'cause there's some good communication there, and that's important. - What if me, Paige, and you were a throuple? - Us three? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Dude, it already kind of feels like that. - I know, except we don't finger each other. You never know. - Yeah, but I mean, it-- - In a throuple, there's penetration, right? - If I had throupled with somebody, a stipulation would be a fully frontal. - Yeah. - Yeah, the lob has to be-- - Oh yeah, and it's more than sex, but I'm just throwing that in there for funsies. They're actually in, they're like committed and relationship and all that stuff. - I wonder what his income is, too. - What, why do you say that? - Seems like it kinda cost a lot. - Well, maybe they all work. - Yeah, if they're bringing an income, it's from-- - If they're all working, splitting the bills three ways. - I really wanna talk to this guy, I feel like he'd be an interesting guy. - We gotta have a throuple on, maybe. - I mean, we, you've met my freaking aunt and uncle's friends that were in a throuple. - Yeah, that's true, they're fine. We're like, yeah. - Now, her, she said her family doesn't. What would we do about that? I would do nothing. - Mm-mm. - I would just say, what's the problem here? - There's nothing, if I'm putting myself in her situation, if I'm in a throuple and my family does not agree, I'd like it whenever, so I wouldn't-- - And she's the happiest she's ever been. - Then you be happy and you don't worry about what they-- - Yeah, if they're not happy that you're happy, then. - Mm-mm. - 'Cause it's not for them, they can't understand it. Okay, so, you don't have to understand it. Who cares? - Yeah. - That would be a tough one for sure. - I wouldn't try to change their mind, I wouldn't do anything. - Would you just scurry away, like bounce? Yeah, I do this, scurry, scurry, scurry, scurry. - Yeah. - No, I just would be like, I don't care to change your mind. - I would just be, yeah, reach out when you get rid of your malt icky. - Yeah. - And when you don't care that I can get my ass ate while getting fucked and vice versa. - I just feel like I wouldn't like that. - What? - You know, someone else. - What? - Are you, are you okay? - Wait for some reason. - Tingle the rise. - Tingle the rise. - When you saw another guy. - When you start a thought, you gotta finish it. - I saw a guy as the other triple like she was saying. - So you would, you could, they would want two girls. - Yeah, almost that. - That's okay. - It could be two guys and a girl, two girls and whatever. I think whatever makes, whatever works for, yeah. - Yeah, whatever works for whatever. I don't know the specifics. - So you're saying you'd be jealous? - No, I just wouldn't want another dude pounding my holes. - He doesn't, no, your hole doesn't have to get pounded. - No, I meant your hole, your hole's his mind. - Okay, so he doesn't want another malt state. - So jealousy. - Yeah. - No. - Is that jealousy? - Yeah, he's fine. - Is it really to not wanna have someone else put their dick in your girlfriend? - No, but if you want another vagina and that's it all okay, but. - True. - But then a lot of guys, I know the stigma like, oh, that's gay, you know. - Well, I don't think everyone has to be penetrating. I think most of the time it's the two guys, they all have, they have a partnership and maybe not a sexual. Who knows? I think everybody's different. - Everyone, one might be a kid. - Right. - And not even one to have sex with anyone. - Right. - Everyone in sex life is different and it's all okay. And why would your parents even care? It's not like they're watching or whatever they're mad about. I mean. - I agree with that wholeheartedly. Hey, keep on being happy, honey, we're happy for you. - Unless these two people are just not good people and they can see it like any relationship people will tell you, you know, I don't know about this person. So I mean. - But she says she's happy. - Yeah. - So we're happy for you. - Yeah. - And we hope the happy is continuous and we love you. And thank you for your support and thank you for everything. And yeah, we love you. - Love you, most sticky. - Most sticky. Most sticky. - I sure tell y'all what. I am so sick of these gah, dang, damn cow. - I guarantee you that wasn't one phone call people couldn't hear. Hey, he needs to be a template for if you're gonna call in, that's how I'd you need to be. And clear. - He needs to be an announcer. - Yeah, he needs to be a template for if you're gonna call in. That's how I'd you to be. - He needs to be an announcer. - Yeah, he needs to be an announcer. - Yeah, he needs to be an announcer. - Yeah, he needs to be an announcer. - Yeah, he needs to be an announcer. - Yeah, he needs to be an announcer. - Yeah, he needs to be an announcer. - Yeah, he needs to be an announcer. - Yeah, I agree with him though. Spam calls, I'm sick of them. - Oh, dude, have you guys been getting one recently a lot? - Tod, every day it's the election. They're always sending stuff. Oh, I'm getting, I'm getting texts, calls. - I got one that saw, hello, I got your number from the homeowner at 2235-Taylor. Please call me at your earliest convenience and they call me and shit. - And that's not your address by the way, I just wanna. - Yeah, oh sorry, yeah, it's a spammy deal. - Yeah, and then there's more shit too, but it's just weird. - I'm getting tons of Facebook spam messages. - It's bad, yeah. - Everywhere, there's spammy. - And I'm getting election, I'm getting like, I'm getting stuff trying to, what's it called when they try to get you? - A little scam. - They're trying to, yeah, I guess. - It's not as a scam, they're trying to scam mine. - Yeah, isn't it weird, spam and scam? - I saw on the news, people all over Nashville are putting those card readers on top of the original card readers and they're getting everybody. - They can get your numbers down and stuff. - So careful using your cards too. - I know, that's why they say tap it, but it's like-- - On the tap or-- - No, it's still, it's still-- - Get them? - Yeah, if you put anything through it. - Damn, dang, we're just getting-- - I've never got got though on that stuff. You guys ever, I feel like they try to scare you. Just all that stuff. - No, it happens. - Like getting your stuff stolen, so you need protection by this. - Well, you don't have to necessarily buy the program, but people are out there scamming and even the scammers can get past the programs of, or the virus protectors and-- - Yeah, I mean, if someone wants to get someone, I think they're gonna get got. - Every time I use my card, I think, I try to look at it real good. - You're like a scammy soul, so-- - Like, who's this? - Yeah. - Uh-huh. - You see in there? - And I've seen people on TikTok pull them off and they look real. You can't tell. - Yes, they look very real. - What is it? How will we know the extra layer? - They say, like, gaps, or if it moves, if it's wobbly. - I will mind that gap. That's a gap, I will. What do you do? Is it the cashier doing it? - Could be the cashier, could be, I don't know, I think it's both a random person coming in and taking, doing it, and then they'll come back in and grab it, I think. - Could be the guy stacking the shelves in box, you know? - Could be, could be a random person popping it on. - They place like a, I mean, it's like just, they just set right on top of the-- - But if that's the case, it's like, if you go to Walmart and that happens, is Walmart still getting paid? Are you still paying Walmart? They just take, it just takes, like your information. And then they'll turn around and use that same card. - The scam and then they'll spam. - Yeah, wow. - Everybody be careful. - Yeah, my grandma got got, they can take your, they can take people's voices too. - Yes. - And totally scam you that way. - Yeah. - That's wild. - Yeah. - AI. - Big time, everybody be careful. Be on the lookout, be on the mortgage. - Yes, don't get your money gone. - Moustics, baby. - Moustics. - This is the last phone call. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - Hit me. - Hit me with you. - Hi, ladies and Brett. I am a first time caller of anything, of any podcast, any radio, anything. I just discovered you guys about a month ago and the rabbit hole and binging I have been on has been insurmountable and incredible. The skit that you guys do with the tetra zine and the hard-hitting news or page farts that purple out of her butt, crying, laughing. And I watched it high the first time and thought it was hilarious. And then I went back and watched it sober and it was even funnier. Oh my God, you guys are single-handedly curing depression around the world and I am so happy I discovered you guys. Keep it up, thank you so much, from Love from Atlanta. - Oh and I say Moliki Moliki all the time now and my husband has no idea what I'm thinking. So thank you guys, you're so funny. - Moliki, that's funny. - Honey, thank you so much. - Yes, and the words she was using were. - What's that mean? - I know, I was like, thanks, she's so smart. - Yeah. - And I always loved when someone fought, 'cause I've been doing this 10 years, I've been doing the pod for several years. - And I love when someone finds our podcast randomly and then follows our social media and stuff. - I love that too, because we always say, "Imagine if you stumbled up on us?" Like, what would you think about, you know? - Think about how many people we've scared off. - We play calls that people are queef in, we play, you know, anything under the sun. When I'm in a Uber or whatever and they say, "What's your podcast about?" I never really know what to say, 'cause it's about everything. So I'm like, "Oh, our call is calling." And it's anything from micro-penises to infertil, you know. 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