The Zach and Wahlid Show
102: rating our aura honestly
[MUSIC PLAYING] Now at T-Mobile, get four 5G phones on us and four lines for $25 a line per month when you switch with eligible traders, all on America's largest 5G network. [MUSIC PLAYING] Minimum of four lines for $25 per line per month without a paid discount using debit or bank account. $5 more per line without auto pay, plus taxes and fees and $10 device connection charge. Phones would be a 24-monthly bill credit for well qualified customers, contact us before canceling entire account to continue bill credits or credit stop and balance on a required finance agreement to bill credit and send if you pay off devices early, ctmobile.com. Welcome to the Ghost Bunny Podcast. I'm your host, Bridget Mark court. Throughout my life, I have made it my goal to explore haunted locations in an attempt to justify to myself the existence of ghosts. I want to use this podcast as an opportunity to chat with people about their paranormal experiences, explore haunted locations that I've always dreamed of going to and revisiting legendary locations with a new perspective, all while infusing these explorations with expert commentary and insight from industry professionals. And don't forget to subscribe to Ghost Bunny Podcast. - Dude, there's no way, there's no way this guy's late again. What's going on? - He's actually late again? - He's late again? It's like, he's like behind the wall or something and he chooses, you know, what to come in whenever he wants. - I mean, we're sitting in this room. You think he'd come into the studio and be ready to record. - He's filming already, you know. - Yeah, the cameras are on, the mics are on. - Oh. - Oh, oh. - What's up, guys? Hey, man. - What are you doing? - It's being hot. What are you guys doing? - We're recording the podcast. You got the calendar invite, right? Today started at 10. Sorry, I had another haircut. - Dude, are you sick? Why is your voice like that? - No. - Ew, dude, are you sick right now? - I'm fine. - Why are you here? That's incredible. - Yeah, bro, look up on your haircut. Dude, we already saw that. You're fucking, you're sick as hell. - Do you guys like the hair? - No, dude, no aura, disgusting. - What's my aura level? - Dude, you sound so gross. - Yeah, we could have done this remote. - Do you guys think I'm hot, bro? - No, we don't, don't, we're a man. - Hey, Zach's late again, 'cause he's so sexy, right? - No, 'cause he's sick, and he sounds gross. - I have a big trip coming up. I can't get sick, man. This is not cool. - That's really fucked up, dude. Can he be hanging off his dad, if his dad gets sick? - Look at the mullet. - You guys like the mullet? - It's not good. - Guys, my aura's through the roof. - No, negative aura. - Negative aura. (laughing) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - How can I get my aura back? (upbeat music) - There's actually a form you can fill out. (laughing) - What? - Yeah, there's an aura form. - There's an aura form? - Yeah, you can fill it out with your-- - I may just keep my sunglasses on the whole pod this time. - Yeah, that's okay. - Feeling a little under the weather today, ladies and gentlemen. - Well, that's okay, 'cause the sun is coming out and it's shining for episode 102! - One out two! - That's coming! - I want no one out two! - Two out two! - Can we get trouble for sneezing songs? - We're gonna get demonetized, yeah. - I don't think you can sing jiggles. - How come we can't sing jiggles? ♪ I don't know what to know ♪ ♪ I don't know what to know ♪ - There it goes, our $6. (laughing) - You wanna do it? - Welcome to episode 102. - Oh, welcome to episode 102, that's right, guys. The Zachual League Show, before we get started though. - Yes, please. - We wanna do a little, we wanna ask for a little favor. - We've never done this before. We've never done this before. We've never asked for anything from you guys, right? We come on here every week. We're working for free, god damn it, all right? We're telling you guys, you know, one little favor. - Just the audio listeners are double tapping, like the fast forward, like. (laughing) - Yeah, slow it down, all right? Slow it down, all right, bye, bye, bye, 0.5, okay? We want you to sub the episode up, all right? Rate us five stars wherever you listen to podcast. - Yes, please, guys, please. - And leave a comment down below about how selfish it is from my co-host to come on this show when he's sick as a dog. - How about the comments rate, Kenny's Aura, Walid's Aura, and my Aura, ranking, one to three. Who's got the best Aura this episode? - I'm too fragile for that. - Oh, Jesus Christ. - I agree with Kenny, I agree with that. - Please do not rank my Aura. (laughing) - How about instead of ranking my Aura, please subscribe to the channel. We need people to hit the subscribe button. - The Zack and Walid's show Aura needs to be through the roof. - Here's the thing, I can handle racism just fine. Or criticism, dude, I'll love you. (laughing) - Where's your Mola haircut? You said last spot that you were gonna get an haircut. - I missed it, I missed a haircut. - Well, what happens now? (laughing) Next year? (laughing) - Yeah, yes, what else is gonna say? Oh, our top comments. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Let's do it. - What do you do every week? - I just got mine before we started recording, but I did want to circle back to the Aura thing. What do you guys think out of 10 your Auras would be? - Like when I'm healthy, hot and sexy. - Well, we can only judge you on what you are right now. What do you think your Aura is out of 10 right now? - Right now, right in this moment. - See, that's tough because in my own body, like in my mental capacity right now, I'm like a one out of 10 in the negative scale. Like bad Aura. - Yeah. - But the viewers outside looking in, probably a two out of 10. - Okay, two out of 10, all right, I'll take that. - What about you guys? - I think a good five right now. - No, do you have better Aura than five, for sure. - No, I was right now, I feel like a five. - Why? - I don't know, I just felt a little lazy today, man. (laughing) - Or I'll just like, we need therapy. - Yeah. - If I take a shower, you know, later I'll probably get up to six and dress up. - All right, so I have my comment here. I'll go first. - Okay, yeah, yeah. - It's from Nexulus 4270. Colin will lead a nerd for casually liking Marvel movies. It's funny, coming from Zack, who's insanely nerdy about sports. Huh, look how the world is. - I just think, okay, so you can go-- - Thank you for that comment. - Who was it? - Nexulus 4270. - Okay, thank you, Nexulus. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, 4270, sorry, I just wanna get your idea right. You meet athletes in person, they're real, they're legit. You can't meet like-- - Yeah, I can meet Captain America in person. - But you know he's in a costume. - It's called Marvel's Avengers Campus at Disney World. - Dude, that's-- - They're all there, they're all hanging out. - But Disney World is made for like fantasy, like it's like the second you enter, it's like magical music. - Isn't that how you feel when you go inside the baseball stadium? - Yeah, but they're playing like little John, like, "Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha." - You know, like, that's not like Aura at a baseball stadium, that's like-- - Listen, I'm just saying, it's just the comparison is awfully funny for a guy who watches way too much sports, you know? - Yeah, but like you-- - You can't hang on my face, you know? She'd love your thing too much. - But I saw that comment, I was just gonna say like, like I said, like you go to a sporting event and it's real, like it's real, I get like, I get like baseball and like sports, like they don't impact your life, but they impact mine. - Okay, so-- - And that's what matters. - I'm on a building and I feel like I'm Spider-Man and I jump down, you know? (laughing) - Like that doesn't happen. - You're the real, sorry, that's wiggin' around New York. - What I'm falling from a building and you just fuckin' catch me? I guess I would apologize, dude. - Dude, I'm so sorry. - Walid? I'm so sorry for everything I've said. - Would you let me fall, knowing that the comments I've never-- - I would, I would let it be close. - Okay. - Yeah, I would let it be very close. - You like accidentally like spiderweb my other testicle out of my-- - Oh, fuck. - Oh, dude. (laughing) - Ow. - Yeah. (laughing) - There goes the kids. - I think that's the beauty of the show. You guys can both have your things that you're super fans of and we have an audience for it. I think our fans like the sports talk and the Marvel talk. - Right, that's the whole point of being friends, you know? You gotta have different opinions. - But Marvel is like legit fake. - It's not fake, it's like real world, all right? Makes you feel real. - So dead, there's people out there like dead bull and we'll-- - Where's Dan Lee, God damn it. Where's Dan Lee back? (laughing) - What a good guy. You can go second for your top comment. - My top comment comes from Jay Parak, 11. No lie, can we please have some sort of foul tip, longer segment? - Wow. - I really love Zach talking about it. So maybe this is a good segue. It sounds like-- - It's flapping like there. I was nervously laughing and I'm like, ugh, ugh, ugh. - Look, the fans have spoken. Maybe we up it to two minutes instead of a minute 30. - Hey, what about like a Marvel like a movie segue? - A nerd off? (laughing) - Oh, we can do a Marvel segment. - I'm a band to band nerd off. - Dude, I'm actually down for a Marvel vs. foul tip nerd off. - Wow. - What would your segment be called? - Um, Muhammad's Marveling. - I was, I was gonna say-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Marvelous, marvellous, marvellous, marvellous. - Marhamid. - Marv breakdowns. - I just think I sleep with y'all. - Would you be down for that? Would you be prepared? - I would be a nerd, dude. (laughing) - I'll fucking hurt. - What if it was only like a minute 30? Would you do it? - That's dirty, man. (laughing) - What if it was 30 seconds? - Oh, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. (laughing) - You shake a minute off your phone. (laughing) You can like recap your movies of the weekend that you watched or like-- - Or anime. - Nice. - Yeah. - Dude, what's that? Watch, watch the anime. - I legitimately watched that. - What happened? You just stopped? - Yeah, I just, I was not into it. I'm supposed to watch a baseball YouTube series anime that I promised this individual on tmjstudios.tv. But, I haven't, I haven't gotten around to it in a while. - Father, you're gonna be in life. (laughing) - Oh my God. - Yeah, so I'm sure we'll go get ice cream. (laughing) - Okay, I feel like it's a little bit more tangible to go get ice cream with my child. (laughing) - Why'd you go like you're in a full anime? - You take your kid and get ice cream? No aura, dude. No aura. - That's last, dude. (laughing) - Super sad. - We can do that. - Goodness gracious. - Well, he saw his nephew over the weekend and then he brought it up a day after that he saw him. So I was like, oh wow, you saw him back to back days 'cause I already knew that he saw him on one. He's like, oh no, I didn't see him two days in a row. God no, I wouldn't ever look at him two days ago. (laughing) They're so tiny. 'Cause you have to like watch the other one 'cause the other one's a little bit smaller. Yeah, I don't wanna get into it. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I felt like watch them to make sure they don't get hurt. (laughing) It's weird, dude. - You would bring your order down if you identify the impact. - Yeah, you'd be watching this, watching them, you know? - One FU, or as fine, but two nephews. - Ugh, aura is... - Door is out the door. (laughing) - Hey guys, we wanna take a quick break to take a sponsor of today's episode, Joy Mode. Everyone wants to head into the bedroom with confidence, but the problem is sometimes our thoughts get in the way of our performance, or maybe we're just not reaching our full potential. - What are our options? Pick up a sketchy gassy shit pill or get prescribed a drug with a long list of side effects? No, no, no. 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It's not so easy to understand. - You're still so caught up on this, dude. - Well, yeah, in fact, I actually, thank you for bringing this up. - Oh, God, dude. - I actually have a presentation on why my name-- - Are you a fucking serious? - It is funny, a deep dive by Walley Mohammed. - This is why you couldn't see your nephews two days in a row? - Yeah, 'cause he would do this. (laughing) - Like, can you babysit, please? - No, I got work. - I'm gonna pull it up on my phone. - Okay, I'm gonna see if I can make, oh, this is full screen, okay. - Just so I have it here. - Yeah, how many slides is this? - Oh, I think that this is the condensed version that I sent over, yeah, it is. - You prepared this over the weekend? - Yeah, I spent a lot of time. I worked with a bunch of, like, you know, some writers and I did a little research on my own. - Wow. - I got some help, some friends, and yeah, so this is a deep dive on why-- - We don't have to go. - No, well, let's just dive in. I'll speak through it, you know? - Okay. - Slide number two. All right, so the context, all right. I wanna give a little-- Let's take a step back before we dive in, you know? The scene from "My Name Jeff" is actually from the movie "22 Jump Street," which is a sequel from "21 Jump Street." All right, so that kind of already sets the, you know, the foundation that this movie is already successful for being funny, you know? - It's grown-ups and grown-ups too, a successful series? - Just a fuck-up. (laughing) - Oh, gettin' started on, oh my God. - Especially on grown-ups too. (laughing) - Are we even in a slide show for next week now? - Are we there yet too? - Yes! (laughing) Okay, this is a successful sequel. - Where are the millers too? (laughing) - Now, that one's actually pretty. - Wait, actually? I never saw it. - Where are the millers is pretty funny? - Yeah, I just, the sequel looked bad, I don't know. Okay. Sorry, let me know in the comments if it's funny. - Oh, guys, questions after, please. - Sorry, I'm sorry. - Although they made it their way through high school successfully, an investigation at a local college brings big changes for undercover officers, Janko and Schmidt. When Janko meets a kindred spirit on the football team, Schmidt infiltrates the bohemium art scene. Both men begin to question their partnership. So there's already this really funny dynamic between them and it just kind of really sets off for a really fun sequel. - Okay. - You wrote that by the way? - Yeah, no, it's actually, I pulled that from Wikipedia. All right, now let's talk about the infamous scene, all right? Okay, let's talk about the scene here. So in the scene, the boys have to go undercover in a drug deal, all right? So let's go through the setup, okay? The brilliance of the setup lies in the juxtaposition of two contrasting worlds, the undercover police operation and the menacing environment of a drug deal. As a protagonist, Schmidt and Janko infiltrates this high-stakes scenario, the tension is palatable. - Palatable. - Thank you, thank you, thank you. They find themselves surrounded by a group of intimidating Hispanic drug dealers, a situation that demands the utmost caution and cultural awareness, all right? So you got to think-- - So the my name, Jeff, is a racist stereotype? - No, it's not racist, okay? You got to think about there's a really high stakes environment that they're in, okay, with these Hispanic drug dealers. - So the line of my name, Jeff, is under severe pressure. - Exactly. - Of the environment of drug dealers around him. - But Zach, let's talk about the delivery of my name, Jeff, all right? The delivery is where the humor peaks when the undercover cops are questioned about their identities, the tensions escalate, making the moment ripe for comedy. Chaining Tatum's character clearly out of his death responds with a now iconic line, my name, Jeff, delivered in a high-page, awkward tone. The unexpectedness of the tone and the stark contrast to the intimidating situation amplifies the absurdity, turning a simple line into a comedic moment. - I didn't know that. I never realized that. It's much funnier now that you break it down this way. - I did, yeah. - The contrast part. - Yeah. - 'Cause that's what comedy is. - Exactly, juxtaposition. - It's one side, one side's intense and the other side's non-intense, and that interaction is what's funny. - Right, right, right, and now, let's talk about the reaction, right? The reaction seals the comedic impact. The drug dealers, caught off guard by the bizarre delivery, exchanged confused and skeptical glances. This moment of silence, coupled with their Bermuda's expressions, highlights the ridiculousness of the situation, allowing the audience to fully absorb the humor. So not only are these guys reacting all crazy, right, but you get to kind of be in the situation. - Do you know where slides are there of this? - There's like a least, there's a good about that. - Yeah, we're only like a third of them. - Yeah, so that's just breaking down the scene, just so you fully understand it, you know, in the context of the successful sequel of the movie. Now let's talk about cultural impact, all right? Shirts. - Oh my God. - Yeah, you know, a moment that's now onto a product. - I want to talk about the graph. - Yeah. - Are you done with the shirts? - Yeah. - Do you want to talk about the graph first? - Okay. - What's the year on the bottom left? - Yeah, okay. - For the listener, while he has a line graph showing on the x-axis, the year, and the y-axis number of babies named Jeff, okay? And in 2000, it looked like we had, or 2010, we had 2000 babies named Jeff, and it looks like it slopes sharply downward until the release of 22 Jump Street in 2014, which it shoots back up. It looks like we have over 3000 Jeffs as of the year of 2023. - And this is real, by the way. - No way, this is real. - I swear to God, dude, it's real. - Are you, like, there's no fucking way that's real. - This is real science, I wish I-- - Why was the dip happening in 2000? - Who the fuck was it, make their kids Jeff back then? - Okay, because the icon-- - Because crack checking behindthename.com, Jeff really popped off in the '50s and '60s. - That's Jeffrey, come on, let's all in. - Oh, okay, okay. - It's not good to-- - You're right, you're right. - And then tomatoes, tomatoes, all right, all right, let's slide down, let's go back to that. Anyways, let's go back to the cultural impact, all right? Not only is this a moment made for products, a moment shift for babies, but also on the internet. Let's go over to the next slide memes, all right? This thing was a meme machine. - Oh, are you gonna play vines? - No, let's just watch a little bit of a compilation, just so you can fully understand. - And this is the best, my name is Jeff Vine compilation. - That's right. - You said no, we're not watching Vine compilations, but then we're gonna watch Vine compilations. - Just play good, the guy there. - I do wanna point out, this is over 12 minutes long. (laughing) - We'll just watch the little thing. - I don't know who you are. - My name is Jeff. (laughing) - Who are you? - My name is Jeff. - I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him. - Mama, mama. - What? - My name is Jeff. - Is this the crusty crab? - Me. - My name is Jeff. (laughing) - Think about, this is what, seven years ago, they were making memes all this seven years ago. Look how well done they're made, all right? It's just truly so impressive. - I don't wanna get ahead of the ball here. So ask, what do you mean? That was funny, it's funny. Seven years ago, you didn't see that video, you didn't go, oh, that's kinda funny. - We're not even known with this presentation and I would like to officially say, I'm now on Wall Eatside, my name is Jeff, it's funny. - That's right. - It's officially funny, this is great. - Welcome to the Ghost Bunny Podcast. I'm your host, Bridget Markport. Throughout my life, I have made up my goal to explore haunted locations in an attempt to justify to myself the existence of ghosts. I wanna use this podcast as an opportunity to chat with people about their paranormal experiences, explore haunted locations that I've always dreamed of going to and revisiting legendary locations with a new perspective, all while infusing these explorations with expert commentary and insight from industry professionals. And don't forget to subscribe to Ghost Bunny Podcast. - So you got to think about the context seven years ago, that show was funny. - The Vine compilation made me so far even even more agreement of myself that it is not funny at all. - It is, think about seven years ago where you were at at a person, that is funny. That is just, yeah, and it's innocently funny. There's pure intent behind it. - Bro, those memes are made for people that can't come up with like original shit so they just throw a-- - No, this is an OG brain rot. - Yeah, it kind of is. - Yeah, I agree with you there, but that's not funny. - Yes, it is, come on, what was it for me? - Oh my God. All right, let's don't worry about that, all right? Let's talk about the artist, okay? - Whoa, he's hot. - Yeah, he is. - Okay, wait, you're just throwing a naked picture of Channing Tatum? - Okay, 'cause I wanna talk about Tatum as an actor in general. Tatum known for his roles in action films and is imposing traditionally tough guy persona brings a unexpected contrast to that my name, Jeff scene. His ability to subvert audience expectations by delivering a line in a high-pitched awkward tone completely out of his character for someone with his usual on-screen presence, all right? Yeah, known for being the hot guy, magic mic, when he says my name, Jeff, that shit is funny. - You worked with some pretty incredible writers, too, yes, this is all chat GBT. - No, it's not, no. - 1,000% guaranteed. - Oh, no, well, how could chat GBT ingest the my name, Jeff scene? It can't even do a video yet. - What if chat GBT said that it's not funny? (laughing) You had to rework it. - That's a fuck. - Well, that's AI, it's not, whatever. All right, so, I mean, overall, in conclusion, my name, Jeff, what the fuck? (laughing) - It's obviously really funny and Zach is dumb and it's not funny. - Wow, I mean, it's hard to come back from this, Zach. He's made a pretty good point here in this slide. So you're just throwing two emojis over like the fucking last screen and just call it a day, like loser for me and fucking. - Well, yeah, I just want to show you the, my name Jeff side is right and then that side is not right. And, sorry, for the listeners, there's a picture of Tatum with the graders and sign and on the right side, we have Zach, Fiona of the Zach and Walid show with a thought bubble that says, "I'm dumb and suck." And I think when you put it that way, it's kind of hard to argue against that. - Yeah, well, that's what you actually said. I just pulled the Ricky out of the screenshot. - Yeah. (laughing) - Oh yeah. Anyways, that is my, my name, Jeff presentation. Actually, go to the thank you side real quick, go down. - Yeah. - I'll give you some kudos that you actually fucking-- - Oh, next week, next week time-- - Are you, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Why is Epic absolutely not-- - My hot tour is epic. (laughing) - Another deep dive by me, it's really fun stuff. I'm doing the research for this now. - I can't wait. - And it is just truly good stuff. (laughing) - Who's side are you on, young gravy or a hot tour girl? - Oh. - And if you didn't know, young gravy slid into the DMs of hot tour girl, asking for if she wanted free concert tickets and apparently slyly asked her out in a weird way and she supposedly denied him, there's a lot of cloudiness around this, these DMs here, but do you have a side? - Obviously, he talked to it side, I'm-- - What was this, what's this 180 that you've hated Hock two for like four episodes around it? - You know what, I was like you, Zach, one time. Dumb, small-minded, suck. (laughing) - Zero or something. - Suck, no or a sick in the head, you know? And then I really took a step back and realized, you know what, Hock two a girl is funny. - What the fuck? - Yeah, you gotta think about things about the intent, you know, and her intent of saying that line was funny. So now I have all respect to Hock two a girl, I think she's a comedic genius. - What the fuck? - I think she should win all the awards, especially the Mark Twain award. - Dude, what's going on in today's episode? Zach's so sick. - What the hell? - Happened to you, bro. - What do you mean? I'm just saying, it's funny. Just wait 'til the presentation next week. - I can't believe it. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah. Oh, and then I'm also working on this Yodel kit. There's a kid, I love you saw this. We like, he's like in a Walmart, right? (laughing) And he's like wearing this cowboy outfit. For some reason, he's just Yodeling. It's real good stuff. - Can I say, for real? - He's so far late on all of these. - Ah, he's late, I just saw it. - Go ahead. - My latest, I think the next Hot 2 is very demure. I'm so fucking over that trend already. - Yeah, I think that's already done. - It lasted three days and that one felt manufactured and forced. - Actually, I have to speak on this. Got absolutely roasted in the comments about how I pulled up the wrong very demure, very mindful link. I went off an article that I saw online. I tried to find out where did very demure, very mindful come from. And apparently it came from a Tiktoker who is Jules LeBron. And I just wanted to apologize to Jules. Apparently I got that wrong, so I'm so sorry about that. I thought it was, the article said that it came from. - BBC, what the hell? - What? - I pulled up a BBC article and the title is very demure, very mindful. Are we missing the joke of the viral trend? - Obviously if I can rewrite it. - Can you imagine? - This is the right whole article about it. - If you go to journalism school or like just take some journalism classes. - Dude, I should write for BBC honestly. - Dude, this is your slideshow in article form. This person is like fully breaking down the joke and embedding the Tiktok, breaking it down until it's just dead like a dead word. - I was joking. (laughing) - What? - This is sad. - I thought it, so the article that I pulled up was from like some news outlet article. I don't know. And then it said that it was from Gilmore Girls, like the line was very demure, very mindful, or very demure of you to like drink this tea, whatever the fuck she was drinking. So I thought that's where it came from. But apparently it's Jules Lebron. And I guess they didn't capitalize on the trend or the trademark. And they were saying that they wish they did because it's now out the window and they missed a lot of capitalization on it, yeah. - That's how we move the on fleek girl, remember? - Oh yeah. Remember she, I think it was like peaches or something? And she didn't make any money off that on fleek thing. - Who was the TikTok streamer in Peaches Monroe? - Yeah, Peaches Monroe. - The TikTok streamer who was eating hot dogs or whatever and said mmm, like the animation, very animated face. We roasted her. - Fuck, why did I forget her name? - Oh, oh, thank you for the roses. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - She kinda started, I feel like she kinda started that trend. Well, also the Spider-Man guy. - Which Spider-Man guy? - The one who goes around New York City on the streets. - Oh, the Miles one. - Miles, yeah. - There's another Spider-Man guy I've been watching. It is like, I'm addicted. - Do you watch TikTok lives? - Yeah, all the time. - Like you go on the TikTok. - I go, you know what I do? I go to the small ones, like the one that has like five people in it and I just donate a bunch of money. - Are you serious? - Yeah, it's fun. - That's cool, man. - Yeah, it's either reaction is tight. - Nice dude. - Then I'll ask some questions. Like, what'd you eat today? Like, NPC questions? (laughing) - You just interact with them and you're not recording yourself, giving them gifts. - Oh, yeah, yeah, it's just good deeds. - Yeah, yeah, dude. I found this guy in Ohio that has like, he had five viewers playing NCAA. And he's like, yeah, I'm a history teacher and I love playing football games. And I was just like, what's your favorite history book? Yeah, I was just like chatting with them. - Yeah, right? It's just like, it kind of feels nice. - Yeah, it's like, you're having some love. - It's time without like the, yeah. - Am I an asshole for not doing any of this? - Nah. - Oh. (laughing) - This guy's got no aura. (laughing) I just see them on like my feet sometimes and I-- - Just join, join in a small one and tell me it was hella fun. - Yeah, I was gonna be like, Oh, Zach, we're beautiful. Zach, we're beautiful. You're just just like, look. - I don't know if anyone would really say that. - Dude, I hate that the threshold is a thousand followers 'cause my, I really wanna just stream backyard baseball and just hang out and just like, but like, I need like-- - Wait, you have a thousand followers on TikTok. - Guys, let's flood Kenny's up. - No, no, no, no. - We're cutting this bucket. We're cutting this bucket. - No, no, no. Kenny, we're not cutting this. - No, do you think? (laughing) (laughing) - I hate that shit so much. I hate that it's so much. - Is that a pet peeve of yours? - Yes, it is a pet peeve of mine. - Oh. - Oh. - Wait. (cheering) - Okay, go. - Oh, nice. (laughing) - That's not weird. - It's not weird. - Okay. - Yeah. (laughing) - Oh, dude, I hate it when people say fucking, do your thing internet and then like, nothing happens. (laughing) - Well, this time. - This time it's gonna happen. - Kenny's gonna hit a thousand and he's gonna like, teeter under to like 980 and he's gonna climb right back up to a thousand. (laughing) - It's gonna teeter again. (laughing) - He's gonna go live and he's gonna lose a bunch of money. (laughing) And he's not gonna be able to go live for a little bit. (laughing) - It cuts midstream. (laughing) - Ever. (laughing) - That'd be so fun if it cuts midstream 'cause you're like right on the schedule. - Hey guys, I think we're gonna win this baseball. - Hello? You guys there? - In every episode we have to look at the cameras. We're like, "Twitter, do your thing, do your thing." - It's the mind of his Jeff line. (laughing) - Welcome to the Ghost Bunny Podcast. I'm your host, Bridget Markcourt. Throughout my life, I have made it my goal to explore haunted locations in an attempt to justify to myself the existence of ghosts. I wanna use this podcast as an opportunity to chat with people about their paranormal experiences, explore haunted locations that I've always dreamed of going to and revisiting legendary locations with a new perspective, all while infusing these explorations with expert commentary and insight from industry professionals. And don't forget to subscribe to Ghost Bunny Podcast. - So what's your first pet peeve, man? - That's it. - You already said it. - Oh. - Oh, I got to space that. - The Twitter, do your thing. Dude, Kenny's on East Coast side right now, right? - Good luck alive. - Geez. (laughing) - That's a life show you can-- - I was not practicing active listening, and I'm very sorry. (laughing) - That's totally amazing. - I wanna go live with the book. - Are you jet lag right now? - Yeah, so for the listeners back home, I went on vacation last week to New York, and you know that it's always a fading feeling, but when you come back from vacation, you're like, you feel like completely refreshed and mentally like, oh, I'm in a new chapter. I'm a new man. I just took a break and I'm back, and I just feel so out of it. Like, even just sitting here, it feels like I haven't been on mic with you guys in like three months. - This is like the quietest Kenny's been in like the life. - Yeah, usually he's happening, dude. - Yeah. (laughing) - What are doogers, dude? (laughing) - I have less ore than I usually do today. - No, that's okay, Kenny, you're doing great. Welcome back. - Thank you. Yeah, it was great. I had fun. My first pet peeve, actually, this is a good segue. Seed ticks. - Ooh. - There's non-East coasters out there. - Can we pull up an image of these bad boys? - Yeah, what's a seed tick? - All right, so I was out there with my fiance Sophie, and her sister has a place out in New York, and we go to this place called-- - Squire? - We go to this place called Squire Town Park in New York City. All right, let me start that over. We go. - Nope, we're leaving it in. (laughing) East goes to have to be-- - Dude, I'm fucking floundering right now. Okay, okay. So we go on this hike and this remote, it's in an abandoned Girl Scout, like campground, okay? And it looked like no one had hiked there in weeks. We go, we go back to the car after like an hour of being outside walking around with a dog, and Sophie's sitting in the passenger seat, and she's like, "I have like these little things on me." We get back to the house, and she's covered in hundreds of seed ticks, and for those that don't know, seed ticks are like the size of a poppy seed. They're so fucking tiny, and those are like the infant stages of a tick. So you can get sick from it, but usually you don't, because they're infant, they haven't bit a deer yet, carried Lyme's disease or something like that. But she had hundreds all over her. As soon as I got out of the car, I stripped my clothes off 'cause I'm like freaked out. They were all over my shoes and socks. We probably brought back like 600 seed ticks, and the dog had 'em all over its belly. - No. - The knuckles of its paws, it was terrifying. And as a little city slicker myself, I'm not used to those, like being exposed to ticks. So that was insane. That was my first pet peeve. I just, ticks. - Can I show images? - That's not great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is, so this is the scale right here. So if you had like 600 of these on her leggings. - Dude, that's shingles. You guys had shingles. - Basically. - Yeah, we had shingles to go. - Yeah. - It was insane, dude. Like, and for the rest of the day, we're just like checking our arms. Like you just instinctually wanna like check your body, like-- - Your ears? - You can't relax. Yeah, your ears-- - Nobody's like this. - Your gooch. - You're gooch. - Yeah. (laughing) - Wait, so the bigger that the ticks are, then the health issues can, or like you can get sick from that? - Yeah, I think the idea is as they get older, they've interacted with more wildlife. And so deer carry them, and that's, they carry Lyme's disease, which is like what ticks, I don't really know what I'm talking about all that much, but as they get older, they've been exposed to more wildlife, which means that they carry more, they have a higher chance of carrying more illness. Then if they buy you, you're fucked. - Holy, remember the zombie deer thing? - Yes. - Like all the zombies were like fucked up in the-- - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - Can anyone have got that? - That's it. (laughing) - I was just loving you. (laughing) - I was like, yeah? - The left side of my face just robbed it. (laughing) - So yeah, ticks, first pet peeve, man. I don't fuck with those. - Dude, that's so fucking scary, 'cause like I was curious of like, one, the health issues that can come from it, but what if you didn't get all of them? - Yeah, so we, like when the morning we came back and we just kept checking each other, like, okay, I think we're good, and we just left our shoes outside, we just left it for like five days, I used my other shoes that I brought, and you're just psychologically, it fucks you up, you're always checking your body, like just, oh, I think I missed one. That's a freckle. No, it's not, oh God, like it's just, you're always second guessing, I'm like-- - Okay, that was-- - It's freaking me with shingles. Like, yeah, I feel you. But do you, how are your shingles doing? - You can, you guys wanna see? - Sure, yeah. - Take my bandit though. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Dude, you're showing some serious leg. - Yeah. - Oh, see, dude, that looks like a scar. - Whoa. - Oh my God. - Higher, but I guess it's, oh wait, I'm sorry. - Why does it show the whole thing if you're-- - Exactly, freaky show. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - But the pain's gone with shingles, so that's good. - That's great, you don't have any other like flare ups or issues? - No more flare ups, but then-- - I tried getting back into softball shit for our softball team, and I tweaked my back, so I was out last Wednesday 'cause of that, because I think the pain from my side when I was running, I was leaning, I was heavy on my other side, and I tweaked it just from not stretching, and then my form, I think, was a little off because I still had pain in my side, so I was kind of tilted off to the side. - Dude, you're just taking L after L? - Oh yeah, so that's my other pet peeve. My first pet peeve is just, I think my life, I think I'm gonna die soon. - Oh, I don't know if that's-- - But we're all laughing. - Dude, that's such a heavy first pet peeve I wasn't expecting. - It is a pet peeve, you know, you guys don't pet peeves. - I don't know, pet peeves are supposed to be like that. - I would be surprised if I made it to 40. - Zach, this is horrible shit you're saying right now. - Yeah, yeah. - I think it's all about, you know what, I'd be watching "Lost" lately. (laughing) - Great show, by the way. - You say that for Wally's nerd corner. - Yeah, oh, and there's a character on there that just like thinks like everyone's out to game 'cause he thinks like that. So if you think about, you know, in that same character that no one's out to get you, then you'll live till 40, probably, yeah. - This is like, every day your say is not comforting at all. (laughing) So I did, my pet peeve is getting sick, dying basically, I'll be there soon. Shingles to back, hurting my back to now being sick, all in like every week of August, has all been back to back to back back. - Oh, there's something else gonna happen. - Yeah. (laughing) Knock, getty on something. - I think this is forward, but this will be okay. (laughing) - By the way, I was testing Tots out and I was just like practicing and I was like, "Oh, my left side's a little droopy right now." And she just like accepted like, she's like, "Anything can happen with you right now." Like, stroke, heart attack. - No, it's not gonna happen. - It's not gonna happen. - Just like, I'm deteriorating, bro. - Dude, you need a vacation. As a guy that just took one, I think you should go spend a week with him. - I don't like vacations. I don't wanna go to Italy. - It's getting like Garfield. (laughing) - Can you laugh at it on that, please? - No, no, no, no. - I feel like pasta. - Oh, let's talk about it. - Yeah, yeah. - It was on you. - Italy's gonna be so beautiful with the fuck. - No. - I just don't like it 'cause it's gonna be another language and you, oh, you hate when other people speak differently. - I just feel like something bad is gonna happen to me in Italy. - You're gonna have too much pasta? (laughing) Oh, you're gonna choke on a rigatoni? (laughing) Imagine, and as he actually does. I'm only fucking, oh, fuck, I should have never joked about that. - Chef Boyart. (laughing) - I was like, so specific with the way you're dying. - You didn't put her in this noodle. (laughing) I should have never said that. - The internet lives forever, will you? (laughing) - Then you just play the compilation on my dad with you just saying like, like, you're gonna choke on a rigatoni? (laughing) - At once, it's the last p.m. on Thursday. (laughing) It's like so specific. (laughing) - But dude, even like a getaway to like, Palm Springs or something, you know? Just go from a weekend. - I want to go to Catalina Island. - You are? - I want to go to Catalina Island with, well, yeah. - Oh, yeah, I tell you my Catalina Island story. - No. - I was wearing this, I used to wear this, I like to wear vintage clothing, you know? - Yeah, yeah. - And sometimes when people ask where you got the piece from, you don't want to say you got it from a thrift store, we've all done that, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And so I was at the dog park and I was wearing this like Newport growing windbreaker jacket. The guy goes, oh, you're on the rowing team? It was like early morning, I wasn't thinking straight. I was like, yeah, yeah, I was on the rowing team. - You know, while eating his bits. - Yeah, back in the day, and I thought that's where the conversation was gonna come, right? - Yeah, yeah. - We saw the jacket whenever, right? And he goes, oh man, that looks pretty hard. I was like, yeah, well, it's easier when you're on a team. You know, like I'm just like, making shit up. He goes, he asks me, oh, how long does it take you to row to Catalina? And I was like, ah, I think the last time I did it, it was like two hours. And I look in the world records like six hours or something. (laughing) And the guy goes, holy shit, that's fast. I'm like, yeah, it's fast. - You got like 80 miles an hour in your row. (laughing) - And then I just like, I never looked at that dog park ever again. - Oh my God, I'm scared for my life. I'm like, there's the guy. That's the guy we like to be about. (laughing) - You just have a crowd who's asking for your autograph. - I don't know, I just didn't want to tell him I thrifted the jacket. (laughing) - So you come up with this elaborate lie. - It's like so unfactually loud, true. - That's such an LA thing, dude. Like people just like want to keep their fucking image. - Yeah, the cool guy, yeah. - I should have just said I thrifted it. - So how does going to Catalina fix that problem though? You're just saying that are you going to actually row it now and see you? - No, I mean, we'll kayak it. - Dude, he's on this like adventure journey right now. - Zach, you need a little bit of that in your life, dude. - That's what you're looking to do. - He's here for you and I think you need a little bit of that in your life. - Okay, if I go kayaking with him, my life expectancy from 40 diminishes down to 35. If I go bike riding with him, I'm 32. That's it, hit by a car. - Dude, he was hot. - Okay, okay. (laughing) Hey, he died y'all dude. - Dude, dude, dude, dude. - Whoa, don't turn 40 or so hot. (laughing) - Dude, they amount of flowers I'd get on my grave. I'm 32. - Dude, that'd be sick. - Dude, that'd be sick. And the turnout for the funeral. You guys would go, right? - Yeah, of course. I have to give it to you. - It's always just not on the recording day, yeah. - Guys. - Why would you have to give it to me? - I'd give it to you guys. - This is why I think my name is funny. And that's why I'm being sentenced to sex rape. - If that's the way your speech is gonna go, the flow of that. - Yeah, I'm just so tired. (laughing) - So, my pet peeve is-- - Yeah, go ahead with your first pet peeve, please. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, yeah, you can see that. - Oh, yeah. (laughing) - Yeah, I'm angry, yeah, I'm so angry. - It's your second one. - You know what I'm angry about? When people aren't the same skin color as me. (laughing) - I guess, oh, we're angry. When people are a different skin color-- - Me too. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I do that too too. - Yeah, I have different cultural views. (laughing) (groaning) - Sometimes I wanna say something to them that's, you know, not really nice, but, oh, it's, see, it has races over. (laughing) - Oh, I don't think this is a pet peeve. - Oh, it gets me going, I hate-- - I think this is a deep underlying. - I hate when people are different backgrounds, or... - What about religions? (laughing) - What, what day, what time did you think about this pet peeve? Was it the driveover here? - Oh, I kinda just grew up with it. (laughing) - It's always been. - Yeah, it's always been thinking about it. - Yeah, yeah, damn, dude. - It's a bigger pet peeve than both. (laughing) - Okay, well, hopefully we could appease your pet peeve. - No, I think it's gonna, I'm just gonna like, keep growing and building, and hopefully, I do something physical. (laughing) - Jesus Christ. (laughing) - Aw, the internet lives forever. - Oh, wait, aw, aw man. - Okay, Kenny, what's your second? - I don't know if I can follow that. (laughing) - Again. - All right, well. (laughing) - Gosh, I didn't, I didn't really do my first one, Justice, with the amount of anger that I have, in comparison to the second pet peeve. - It was the sea text, dude. - God, the sea text, my brain is melting, but I'm still so angry at Homeland Security, you guys. (laughing) - Ah, I'm gonna do that! - Homeland Security. - Yes! - Welcome to the Ghost Bunny Podcast. I'm your host, Bridget Marcourt. Throughout my life, I have made it my goal to explore haunted locations in an attempt to justify to myself the existence of ghosts. I wanna use this podcast as an opportunity to chat with people about their paranormal experiences, explore haunted locations that I've always dreamed of going to and revisiting legendary locations with a new perspective, all while infusing these explorations with expert commentary and insight from industry professionals. And don't forget to subscribe to Ghost Bunny Podcast. - Guys, we got football season right around the corner, I don't pay for cable or streaming, and the feds seized a popular streaming pirating site called Stream East. - The ad that is next to that is fucking hilarious. - Oh my God, yeah. - 'Cause Sunday ticket is like the actual streaming thing that you're supposed to use, and then the next to it is the pirating of like-- - Just targeted it, dude. - Where am I gonna watch? - Oh! (laughing) - 25 dollars. - No way! - There's no other way to watch. - The guy should be so angry that she's just look for other options. - So basically the feds seized this website and it's a host website where you can, you know, a hypothetical football fan could find games, I don't use it, but if you didn't have cable, you could use this website and basically they tweeted after they were seized, our streams will never go offline. We have more decoy streams than you could imagine. We have self-replicating private servers and storage. We have more domains than Apple and Google combined. - Wait, are they like threatening the Homeland Security? Like, you can't take us down? - Basically, they're saying you can't kill us. You know, we got plenty of decoy servers. We're gonna keep this thing going forever. So there might be hope for the hypothetical fan out there that doesn't have cable and wants to watch football. - Kim, like, do you know the real answer to this? They switched up their address and it's still up and running. - Oh, wait, Zach, are you admitting that you pirate a content? - No. - Oh, that would be a pet few. - Oh no, oh no, you're getting angry again. - It's a FBI, that's right. I've been going undercover for 10 years. - You fucking boo-licker. - Yeah, I saw this really funny meme where it's like, it's like, when your friend of 10 years says, all right, we got him. (laughing) - You've been playing me this whole entire fucking time. - Do you have a podcast? - Did you see it? - You're right, our studio. - Back to that link. The ad that was next to it was the YouTube streaming thing. Well, it's gone up. - Oh, fuck. - Oh, here we go. We got a YouTube TV ad this time. - Do you know how much it is? - I like. - Like, to like, legally, like, sign up for YouTube TV and I'll let you. - Yeah. - $899. - A year? - Is that just for football? - Just for football. - Dude, that's who would want to think? - I don't know if it's just for football. - Could be for everything. - It's insane though. - That's way too much. - And I may buy it. - No, a year, bro. - Yeah. - Just reading that shit. - I think if we collective, oh my God, if you want to watch every single game of this season, you'll need Sunday ticket and YouTube TV and you'll spend $817. - That's insane. Like, why would, like, why wouldn't people fucking... - I think I spent... - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Fire. - Fire. - Fire. - Fire. - Yeah. - I don't know, but so the reason why I made buy it is because when I'm in Italy, I'm missing three weeks of football. - Oh. - And I may just get that fucking... - But Zach, we have the football. (laughing) - We have Josh Allen. (laughing) - While he's jumping up off. - Yeah. - He's streaming on his phone. (laughing) - Yeah, that's how he dies. He's, like, watching on his phone. - For someone that hates different skin colors, you make both of them. - I love accent. (laughing) - Well, I'll do an accent. (laughing) - I love those white accents. - Oh, man, I'm working on a killer Chinese one, right? - Oh, no, no, no. - Yeah, it's something, when you do bonus, I'll start doing it. (laughing) - YouTube bonus every week in Chinese. - But it's not offensive at all. It's like really respectful. They're gold tricks. - A1 Mandarin. - Yeah. - Nice. A1 Mandarin. - Yeah. (laughing) - That's the dialogue. - That doesn't happen. (laughing) - She's making sure. - You come daily, why you watching the football? (laughing) - I don't really know what my answer is. - Uh, you guys want to split? The 800 is empty. - I'm good. - Um, I don't think I like, or care about football that much. - Do you want me to split? - That's the comments, honestly. - Yeah. - Quick Feltipper. I'm in a Dynasty League right now. We're draft-- - Dynasty? - We're in a draft right now. Yeah. - Really? - So Dynasty is every pick that you make is on your roster. - Yeah. - Forever. For like the rest of your life. Until they retire. Or you trade them. But like, so-- - It's like a pressure on one draft. - So right now, all of our picks are four hours long. So like, I just picked someone on the driveway. We're here, and like, the next pick is ticking from four hours. - When does it end? - Whenever. (laughing) - I have 25, 25 rounds. Wow. - What the fuck? - It's pretty fun, dude. Who have you picked so far? Just Patrick Mahomes. - That's a great pick. - Thanks dude. - It's really good pick. - I think he's getting kind of old though. - He's 28. - He might retire soon. - I looked it up. (laughing) - Don't put that on me. (laughing) - He's made his money, he got his rings, he's out. - Yeah. - I heard he was with his brother at Jackson Mahomes at the restaurant. (laughing) - And I think that's a legal issue. - Yeah, I heard them talk about retiring. (laughing) - I actually do, and Kenny's corner today, I do have a fantasy related question for you guys. - Oh hell yeah. - We can get to that later, but. - Well my second pet peeve, real quick. Just X Twitter overall. - Yeah. - It's seen a lot of fucking dead bodies. - Yeah, really. - On Twitter lately, dude. - Yeah. - It's like, I use Twitter a lot. And like, I use it mainly now for like, fantasy seasons coming up obviously, and I just like to see what other people are saying about players and sports content, blah, blah, and the memes. Gotta watch, these are some good memes on Twitter. But like, the 4U section of Twitter lately has been like, just crime, dead body, like shootings, everything, dude. And yeah, I flagged personally, like, I sound like a fucking nerd, but I mean, it was like, gruesome content. And I flagged it twice, just 'cause like, I just, it ruined my fucking day. And like, it's so sad that like, you see the content, and like, even now, you're just so accustomed to just like, seeing a dead person, that it's just like-- - Dude, I'm just watching-- - Whatever. - It's just porn for me. - What? - Yeah, it's all porn bots, it's all like, unrelated, and then just a couple of like, talk to us stuff, like-- - So it's your algorithm? - Yeah, it's not 'cause I'm liking all of it. - I bet you got it. - Yeah, I'm like, engaging with it, commenting, or flying. (laughing) - There's all hearts under all these parts. - It's all like, this meme, the fucking life. - I feel that pet peeve though, man. I think it took me years to finally accept that that platform. - Yeah, you deleted it. - I deleted all my, I had a sports account and a personal account, and I deleted both. I just can't do it anymore. It's just such a, there's nobody on there that I follow five years ago. Like, everyone's deserted the app. It's bots and like, these weird engagement spam, like clip, like historical clips. Here's a clip of a guy diving from a thousand meters up, and you see that like three times a day. It's like the same shit. - Yeah, it's the same, and so it's really funny. It's like history, yeah, history back then, and then it's like speed jumping over a car. You're like, "Wait, what the fuck does that look like?" - Yeah, yeah. - And it's like the same style of accounts that like post highlights like that, and they just recycle like the same fucking video. - Well, they're all in the same farm now. They're all like working together. They're all owned by like-- - Is that Hassan, like Hassan was getting canceled or whatever from fear book or whatever? - Oh yeah, what are those accounts? Like Juju or something? - On Twitter, and he said that they're paid by kick. - I believe it. - To like roast, or like try and like get content. - Yeah. - Because like every blue account now on Twitter is just like trying to get like engagement. - Yeah, and it's always funny seeing the Hassan ones 'cause like, right, these four worst streamers, and it's like the three shittiest people, and then it's like, you're like, "Wait, these guys "I don't know if you hear what this is not." - Yeah, I don't know if X, or I don't know, I keep calling it X, and I'm like, Twitter is just like, just not really fucking a good platform to what? - To be completely hypocritical this morning, I did find this tweet of-- - I'm on Twitter constantly. - Oh, okay, maybe I saw this. - It's easily my most used. - Dude, watch. - Oh, yes. - Oh, yeah. - So, random fan goes up to Hassan in an airport. - First of all, not a random fan. - This is Harry Daniels. - Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize. Harry Daniels, yes. - This guy just goes up to everybody, just singing, and it's so fucking funny. - Oh, I have seen this guy. Okay, okay, so watch Hassan's reaction throw. This is so funny. Okay. ♪ I hear the words on the summer ♪ ♪ I hear the words on the summer ♪ ♪ I am alone ♪ ♪ I hear the words on the summer ♪ ♪ I never seen him so awkward ♪ - Dude, he's so uncomfortable. (clapping) - He's so crazy, guys. - I have a question for everyone here, including Grace. - Yeah. - If your significant other was musically talented, but borderline not very good at it, would you be romanticized if your other person was singing to you? - No, I hate when people sing to you. - No. - Yeah, okay. - I'd never get that out. - Yeah, dude. - If anyone's singing to me like that, and I think, do you know the background of the person that was singing? Like, do they do it jokingly? - I think they do it jokingly, yeah. - Okay. - But they do have a beautiful voice. - You can critique them too. - I think they have a PR team now. Like, they have an agent. - That guy? - Yes. - Okay, that makes sense. - It's on up to like Biden. - Okay, yeah, it's hard to just approach the president. - Oh, yay. - Just like, oh my God. (laughing) - I wrote this song for Joe Biden, the president. - Yeah. - And I could just go up to him. - Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, yeah. - Take the shot, he's off game. (laughing) - Whoa, dude. - He just tried to fucking incite violence. (groaning) - Take the shot at American Idol. - Whoa, take the shot to the pole. (laughing) (groaning) - Oh my God. - Yeah, anyways. Some good pet peeves, guys. - Yeah. - What are you supposed to do, like, truly? Like, what are you supposed to do when someone sings to you? - You have to sit there. - You have to sit there. - Like, happy birthday. - I hate happy birthday. - I hate. - I hate. - What do you like every birthday? - When people say happy birthday to you. - You fucking sick. - It's like the national anthem. - You sick fuck. - It's like, you have to, you have to. - You have a sick finish. (laughing) - I love what you love to be happy birthday. - Ooh. - I don't like vacation or travel, but when people sing to me. - Happy birthday. (laughing) - Also, my birthday's on Here's Eve. So I get fucking. - You're the kisses and everything. - I get drunk, huge parties. (laughing) Also, I've been sick on my birthday three years in a row now, and I will put it down. I will be sick again this year on my birthday, and I'll probably die. - You're manifesting it, that's why. You're manifesting. You're literally, you're asking for it. - I literally, I was sick in 2019 with COVID. - What if it's like this crazy, like, like, arc that he has where he like does it on purpose? He's like, he has like a cotton swab on like today's fours birthday. (laughing) He's trying to get him sick. - Wait, what was he doing? - Basically, like getting him sound. I'm like. - No, no, I just wanted you to do that again. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - And he did do it again. (laughing) I bet it, I will. But you just think I do it just for attention. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, that's a bit picky. - Should I do my foul tip? - Yeah, let's do it. - Yeah, you want to start the-- - Foul tip and Kenny's corner. - Yeah. - All right. - Wait, wait. Okay, and here's foul tip. All right, man. You get- - Foul tip, baby. - A minute and a half. - Okay. - Maybe over. We'll see. - You don't last so long. - My top comment did request two minutes. So if you go over, maybe we leave it in. Okay, here we go. - All right. - One minute, 30 seconds starts right now. - Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the foul tip segment of the Zach of Ollie Show, where I talk about sports for a minute and a half where no one else interrupts me. Okay? Now, first up in the Olympics, in 2028, it will be here in LA, and traffic is gonna be, ugh, good. Fuck it, kill me now, huh? There will be a flag football team for the Olympics sport in 2028 in LA. And there's a player by the name of Darryl DeSett, who plays flag football solely, who thinks he is better than Patrick Mahomes, NFL star, best quarterback in NFL history, in my opinion. And he says this quote, go ahead Kenny, please. This can go ahead and go again. - At the end of the day, I feel like I'm better than Patrick Mahomes because of my IQ of the game. I know he's right now the best in the league. I know he's more accurate. I know he has all these intangibles. But when it comes to flag football, I feel like I know more than him. - Boom, done. Now, we can all agree that Patrick Mahomes is probably better in the NFL than Darryl DeSett, but look at these fucking highlights. I was dogging on him a little bit. He's kind of a baller. - Oh, shit, hang on. - He's throwing dives. That's the first one you can skip for a little bit. He's kind of a baller. - He throws it kind of weird. - I know he throws it like, he has never tried a football in his life, but dude, he throws, dude. That was like 90 yards. - Oh, wait, we can't listen to this with music. One second, okay. That was like 90. - Oh my God. - He throws dives. Anyways, second. - That's an Olympic sport. - It will be, yeah. - What's football for? - It's just, that's a good question. I don't really have the answer for that. If it's just flag football, it's just like, it's three on three or something like that. It's like four on four. - It's just a, it's a slimmer down version of the NFL. Next up, as an ace fan, is taking my dreams of catching foul balls at an ace game. He got three foul balls in a row. He brought his glove to a game, and he is doing exactly what I would love to do, but he did it in like sick fashion. Like his, all of his catches were like chubby. All of his catches were like top 10 worthy. And he's with his dad. He has. - Look, is that literally just said, I am proud of you, son. I'm so happy you're not Zach Fiona. And he's, he's gonna die from any rigatoni on Thursday, a 124, say, like very specific. - Wow. - Yeah, he did do that. - The audio, we like it. (laughing) - But like having a whole section, just cheer you up like that, it's pretty sick. And lastly is the, - I, real quick, sorry, pause on his timer. - Yeah, well, I mean, it's over five minutes ago. - We need to like fake, we need to fake that moment for Zach, just to boost his confidence up a little bit. Like hire hundreds of people, like pretend it's a baseball game. Have them like, you know, keep aiming in that direction. - Major League, you know, play it for like, I look down on my phone, just like naturally, just a little bit. And then like, there's a queue of like, someone throws a ball up in there and everyone around. - It's like a ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball. Like that's what, like, oh my god. - Oh, no. - The players. (laughing) - The screen is blasting your name, like wait, I didn't know why you didn't. - Like drop it. (laughing) - Oh, yeah, thanks for looking at it. - Anyways, the last one is a 180 of what I just said. There's a guy by the name of Zach Hample, who goes to every single baseball game, like in wherever he is. - Do you guys have the Aaron Judge ball? - Yes, I think so. - I don't know which one you're talking about. But he goes and he sits perfectly in the seats at baseball games and he catches all home run balls and players throwing them up and ball blah blah blah. And everyone hates them because he just like barrels people over for balls and he like, he makes content around it. But at a Orioles game, everyone didn't want him to catch a ball and there's an Adley Richmond home run ball coming his way and there's a fan that boxed him out, barreled him into a seat or like a table and he toppled over it and people were cheering that he got stuck in top. - Oh. - Sorry, let's see this. - It's tough to get, but. - Okay, Jampol's in the right. Heat box is out, Jampol. - He's by the flagpole. So he's right by the green. - Yeah. - Yeah, right there. - Oh. - No, the one, yeah, that guy. And watch the dude in the Orioles. - Right here, right here, right here. - It's kind of tough to see. - Oh shit, yeah, I can't see, but so he got thrown over a table. - Yeah, so that guy that boxed him out tweeted like the whole thing, like a whole thread of like what he did and like everyone was just behind his back, like, great job, like a salt? - Yeah. - I don't think he like, I don't know, maybe. He technically like, he technically like isolated it. - I think he talked about it, like, you know, that he's planning it. - Yeah, why does that guy get so much shit again? He's just kind of a weird-- - 'Cause he's like 40 years old and like he does what I want to do and I think everyone's obvious. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. (laughing) - I, so I've never caught a ball. So that's why I want to catch one, but he has caught so many that he's just like taking-- - Yeah, let someone else catch him. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's what I do. - How bad would you be if I caught a ball before you, like casually, like I'm just like yummy like this. - Ugh, what, Eric, Josh, home run, home run ball side? What, the ball? - He's sited on the way out. - I don't think this happened. 50 million dollars, whoa, thanks. - You don't give me a cent of it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even give you the ball or anything. - I'd be pretty mad, yeah. - Okay, three, two, one, hey, good job, man. - Wow. - Wow, you got that in a minute and a half. - That was so cool. - Let's check the time on that. - Right under the wire, wow. - Thanks guys. - Good luck with the time around that one editor. - All right, Kenny's winner has a minute. - Okay, actually that's all I need today. That's all I need. Like I said, I'm a little out of it today, as you can tell. I'm so tired, our flight got delayed last night because they're waiting for catering to come drop off meals for the first class. So all 250 people, it was like an hour. So I landed a little, you know, it wasn't so late, but it was like close to 10 p.m. last night when I landed. And we were delayed and then I also, we've been talking about raw dogging flights a lot lately. I tried it, I lasted three minutes. Can't do it. - So what do you, how did you prepare for your flight? - Put my headphones away, I sat comfortably in my seat, turn on them flight tracker, three minutes in, and I should listen to music, I'm out. - Damn, dude. - I did not, I don't have the mental fortitude required. - So they only buy an hour 'cause first class didn't have food. - Yeah, and the pilot had to keep coming on and he was cool about it, but he was like, I can't believe I'm embarrassed to tell you guys this, but we're waiting for catering to drop off food. So we were just kind of like, oh, no, that's fine. Make sure they get their yummy food before we go home. - Yeah, of course, I'm sitting in class, I'm gonna get what I paid for. - I stand up, I have the Zach and Walit Show tomorrow. (laughing) - Quickly, fly, fly, fly. - Hey, that's the corner guy. - Yeah, Twitter, do your thing. (laughing) - Did you see the Boeing shit? - There's more Boeing shit? - Yeah, well, apparently Boeing had like a, they had a Starliner that sent astronauts to space, and now they're stuck in space. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh. - That was, that was space that had to go save 'em. - That's so embarrassing. - Wow, dude, your boy Elon's the hero again. - Dude, I would never, I don't know, now I'm like scared of him. - I thought they were stuck in there for like years. - I think 'til 2025. - February of next year is the target date to save the crew, which dude, that sucks, man. That sucks, I'm like-- - That's so sad. - Yeah, I can't even, I mean, you trained for it, but-- - Y'all better be stuck in the fuck butt there. (laughing) - Well, you're gonna be there for a year to have people to consult with. - Like family? - Yeah. - Well, they catch a foul ball up in space for a second. (laughing) - I'm gonna give it, guys. I'm gonna go-- - I believe it. - Maybe not this year, 'cause I don't have any baseball games left. - Are you yawning? - No. I'll just take a deep breath. (laughing) - That's, oh, I didn't have one question for you guys. Speaking of fantasy football. - Yes. - A friend of ours started a couples fantasy football league. And see, Zach just grimaced, and that's, I love my friends so much, and I'm down to do it with them. But, where, I don't wanna spend any time on my roster in this league, let alone any fantasy football league. Do I, what's, I need your advice. Do I let Sophie just take the wheel and just do whatever, and I just say good job. - Is she in the football? - No, she knows nothing about football. - Okay, well then that league is gonna last like a week. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, so what I think is gonna happen-- - What's the pot? - A pat on the back. I think we're doing it. - I think we're getting a-- - No fucking exactly. - Yeah. - Huge orgy. - Dude, this fantasy league is sick. - What did you think I won? - What the hell? - What the fuck is he gonna fit? - But I have ninth pick. (laughing) - No fair? - It's the cockleak. - Dude, this league is just absolutely insane rules. - Yeah, I lost last year. I don't wear the GIMP suit out to Red Lobster. - He had a blue waffle this league. - Oh man. - Yeah, I don't know, I'm thinking I think what's gonna happen is 'cause I think this happens in all couples leagues. I think the guy says, "Honey, you go ahead and draft. "I'll be hands off." And then come draft day, it's gonna be all husbands, fiance, his boyfriends, fully with the worksheets, working the drafts, manipulating the picks. I think it's just gonna be another guy's league. - Do you remember the TMG league? - Yeah. - Do you remember Brook? - Yep. - Oh yeah. - Brook's team, randomly good, all of a sudden. - Oh, 'cause her brother did it. - Yeah, no shit, but she said that. - Really? - Her brother didn't do a thing. - Oh yeah, but then she told us. - Wasn't on the livestream? - Yeah, on the livestream. - The brother admitted to it? - Yeah. - Okay. - I forget, how did you guys do in that? Did you win? - I obviously lost. - I checked it out. I checked it out 'cause I'm using sleeper for the Dynasty league and I forgot that I won and I beat Connor by a lot. - Oh, I'm sure Connor's really losing sleep on me. (laughing) - He's actually like his brother. - Yeah, he like doesn't like fuck you dude. Whoa, what the hell? (laughing) - All right, well, that's it for Kenny's Corner, guys. Hell yeah, why don't you use a sound board and sign us off? Oh yeah, we didn't use it today. - Oh yeah, fuck. - Shit. - Just do it all in post. - Okay. - Yeah. (laughing) - Your hands are up here. - Yeah. - All right, guys, wait, remember this one? - Oh my God. - Yeah. (laughing) - I remember that. - I think that I said you. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, hold it up. - We should get Jeff Loon's "Goodness Gracious" added. Why can't you pull it up? - 'Cause I think it'll be... - Copyrighted? - Let's try this one. I just wanna show Kenny. - Unless the person finds the song. Here, I'll just play it for me. (upbeat music) - Oh my God. (laughing) - No way. Sure, that works really well. (upbeat music) Dude, I actually like this song. (laughing) And that's why Twitter's actually not so bad. - Yeah. All right, guys, thank you for watching the Zakiwali Show episode one, oh two. 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