Billy & Lisa in the Morning

We Love The 99s And So Does Melissa

We're halfway through the show now! We had Melissa on the show who was the women who visited all the 99 restaurants in New England! Weird stories covered horny dolphins and the coyote uprising! We played some more talk backs from our Topic Time discussion because a lot of people wanted to share! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!

Duration:: 46m
Broadcast on:: 28 Aug 2024
Audio Format:: mp3

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You went to every single 99 in New England? I did, and I think there's a confusion. Like, a lot of people are like, "There's only 96 left." And when I started, there was actually 104. And then along the way, some shut down, but I had gone to some of those. Oh! So by the end of my journey, I had gone to 100. Amazing. Now, before we continue with the 99 journey, I understand your school teacher. I am. I teach first grade at the Shaughnessy School in Lowell. And you're not in the classroom right now, why? We're a later school, so they break the schools down to different times for, like, bopping reasons. So we're a 9/10 school start. Well, we constantly celebrate the school teachers on the Billy and Lisa Morning Show, so... I was listening, and I appreciate everything that you guys were saying. No, Melissa, thank you for your service. Yep. Okay, now... Thank you very much. Back to the 99. Question. Why? Honestly, like, I just always have, like, fond memories. Like, you guys have talked about, like, just going there when I was little. Like, my Aunt Juney and me used to have, like, little lunch deep. This was one of the places she always took me to. And then my high school, a little high, was right around the corner. And now my school is actually pretty much right behind it. So it's just, like, a place that I've always gone, that I feel comfortable going. It's always consistently, I think, good food. I know some people don't agree, but I love the 99. I love their food. I love the atmosphere. And all the employees at the little one are always agreeing with me. Everybody agrees. The 99 is good. We love it. So, okay. So did you do 199 locations? I did. Yeah, it kind of just happened randomly. Like, I ended up going to the natural one, and it was so different. And everyone, I mean, even before this whole thing, like, I dressed up as the 99 for Halloween. It's great. It's funny. You know, everyone's always the same type of Halloween costume. I was like, I'm going to go as the 99. What's the 99 costume? Well, she did you dress up? Yeah, on my website, I have, I started an Instagram, and I posted that picture. And it's a funny little Halloween costume. It was very different. Even during COVID, like, I recreated the 99 restaurant. I was just bored, and I missed going out. Dude, you rest on, you guys. Did you order the same thing at every restaurant? No, not all the time. I mean, for the most part, I always get the French onion soup. The hand down, I still, to this day, I can't find another French onion soup. I like more. I usually just get, like, a side salad. But I'll get different things. Of course I will. Like, I'll get, like, sandwiches. I'll get the appetizers. Okay, please tell me you got gold fever wings. Of course I do. Yeah. I always split, though. I get the buffalo and the gold fever. Okay. Okay. So now, Melissa, when you walk into these 99s at this point, do they know who you are? And that you're there? So there's a few times that I have because I don't know if you guys, like, have ever gotten the cheese and crackers that come sometime. So they changed the crackers, and I got, like, upset. So I actually found them online. And I was bringing them into the 99s with me when I was going. And one guy had said, "Hey, are you that 99 girl?" Because he must have followed my page, and I was laughing. And he was actually a chef at one of the other ones in Wuburn. Wow. So he had, he had recognized me. But for the most part, I want to let anyone tell, like my girlfriends were like, "I'm going to tell them what you're doing." I'm like, "No. Do not." That's so embarrassing. Let's just eat our food and go, take the pictures I take. And so now, I usually didn't tell anyone, like, what I was doing. So, Lisa, you bring the kids to the 99 all the time, so when you go, what do you guys get? They get the big tatic. It has, like, that crusty, like, topping on. Oh, yeah. That's so good. And the mashed potatoes. I usually get a side salad and something else. The steak tips are always like a home run. Yeah. Yeah. And so, what's your absolute go-to? I know you try to mix it up, but if you had to get one dish from the 99 at this point, Melissa, what would it be? I mean, it would always be the French onion soup and side salad for me. And then I would get, like, for my halfs would be the gold fever and, like, probably the mozzarella moon. The mozzarella moons are good. Are really good. The fudge brownie or the cookie? See, I'm such a, like, an appetizer person that I never really make it dessert. But, like, I brought my nieces, I might nap you, and they always got something. Yeah. I'll pick it there for the cookie skillet. Yeah. Very good. Yeah. The cookie skillet. Oh, I love the cookie skillet. Justin, you had a question for Melissa. Well, Melissa, so what is the 99 saying about this? Did they give you a gift? I mean, did you get a prize? I mean, what are they saying about this amazing thing? Along the way, like, they definitely gave me some shout-out, like, you know, when I dressed up, like, for the Halloween costume, they gave me, like, a gift card. But at the last one in Centerville, like, my girlfriend kind of put it all together for me because her sister works for Fox, 25 news. Oh, yeah. And she's, and her sister is my friend, and she's a teacher. So she had said, "Hey, what's going on in Lowell? Are there any fun, light-hearted stories?" And then she had told her about me. So they knew I was com, they knew I were com, like, I was coming, and then they had, they were awesome. I mean, they decorated the whole entire place for me. Wow. They gave me their 10-year watch when you work there. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. So are you going to watch? There's going to be $200 and a gift card. They were really, really good. That's awesome. Yeah, they were great. They should just make you a customer for life, like, any time you go, it's on the hunt. That picture should be on the wall. Yeah. Well, I mean... I would definitely love my picture on the wall on the wall, and not for sure. So, okay, so you finished the 100. Are you going to miss it? Or why don't you just start all over again? I'm definitely not going to do that. I don't really know how far some of them are. I mean, I've been to, like, Rotterdam, New York. I didn't even know that place existed. Like, I've been to some random places. It was really a way to, like, show... I love to travel. That's, like, my number one thing I do. I travel all over the world, and this was just a way to, like, travel kind of in New England, which I really hadn't done, I guess, because I didn't even know some of the places existed, and I'd end up there, and I'm like, "Oh, my God, this is, like, the cutest little town," or... It was just like an adventure that I would take with girlfriends and friends. It was fun. What did New York, Connecticut, Rhode Island, mass in New Hampshire? And, yeah, so Rhode Island, mass, Vermont, New Hampshire, yeah, in Connecticut. And, obviously, New York, I know it's not technically New England, but... It counts. You know what's funny? Yeah, it counts. It counts. You know what's funny, Melissa? You didn't know that the Rotterdam 99 existed. I didn't know Rotterdam, New York, existed. Neither did I. Neither did I. It was actually attached to a bingo hall, so that was how I listened to this. Oh! Did you play bingo? I hope. Oh, my God, I love bingo. I did not play bingo. No, no, I got it. I just thought my stupid went right there until the break. Nice. That's a good trip. When's the first day of school, Melissa? I started on Monday, the kids came yesterday, so this will be the kids' second day for us. All right. Well, thank you so much for calling in, and congratulations on your 100th. Oh, my God. Thank you so much, you guys. That's a good sign. That's a good sign. I've not been congratulating somebody on the 100 years of '99, that's full. A little obsessive. No bet. Leave her alone. I love it. But whatever. Anyway, we have weird stories coming up next, and Billy Costa might be right about this one. The animals are rising up weird stories next. Kids 108. It seems a little weird to me. Oh, my God. It's time for weird stories. I'm pretty creepy with Billy and Lisa in the morning. All right, I'm going to start off with a really creepy one. I've always wondered if this actually happens at hotels. Well, an only fans model went on vacation in Spain, and she caught a male hotel receptionist on camera, stealing her underwear, and then sniffing them. Oh, he's got my nippers. He's sniffing them. Oh, he's actually taking my nippers. He's sniffing them. Oh, my God. Oh, he's putting his pockets. Oh, yeah. He took them with them. She set up an iPad towards the hotel door, and that's how she saw the whole thing go down. It reminds me of the end of the white lotus season one, kind of when the hotel manager guy was season one of season two, remember at the end he catches him in the room? Yeah. Anyway, yeah, that's crazy. It's season one. Yeah. Yeah. He says it's my nickers. My nickers. Wow. Well, you know, you just never know. You never know. You never know. You never know. And now that that person got caught on camera. That's embarrassing. Right? That's not for. Don't sniff me. Thank you. Okay. I want to go on record as the first person to predict this. I've been saying it for years that the animals are on the rise. I once predicted that sharks were going to grow little feet and come ashore. And every day now we're seeing more and more evidence of animals on the rise. And now we take you to Marblehead, Massachusetts and Marblehead Neck. And that's a certain neighborhood in Marblehead and police are urging caution now that coyote coyotes have bitten a woman several times while she was out jogging. And it's not the first incident in Marblehead. It nipped her from behind on the leg first, then came around to the front and nipped her on the leg, retreated off and then came back. And the way that she described it as coming back, coming towards her was that it was sort of moving with a purpose. It didn't seem like it was just curious. Yeah. Yeah. The woman actually it's pretty serious. She's she's being tested for rabies. Of course she is. It's not funny. Not a funny thing. It's terrifying. I just posted on my Instagram and when he's wrote I reposted if I'm only in Boston. They had in Marina Bay and Quincy, which is on the water. They had a pack like six or seven of them coming out of the marsh. Okay. That's a lot. And when we go to Marina Bay, that's precisely where we walk Titus the Wonder Dark. And this was a full pack, like when he said of coyotes in Marina Bay. But think about it. We're seeing evidence all the time in the water. The whale is still in Boston Harbor hopping around. Yep. Great white sharks are everywhere. They found a great white off the coast of the Cape the other day. And I actually saw a story this morning. I think you had a Justin about a horny dolphin. Oh, well, I actually have that right now. Can we pause for a second while we have a response to your little claim there about the animals rising up? Okay. If you want to hear it. Yes. Absolutely. I'm a coyote from Marblehead. And I take offense to Billy Costa labeling us as aggressive. We don't just randomly attack. We're Marblehead Coyotes. When we attack people, we're very mindful, very demiable. Wow, that was good. I was good. Yeah, it sounds like he lives in Marblehead. All right. Talk about the horny dolphin. So there's a horny lonely dolphin in Japan that has caused over 45 injuries since 2022 because he's going up to people to heat the heat. And he's trying he's like putting his genitals on them and he's just he's trying to mate with them. He's a horny. Because he's big. He's causing injury to the humans very big cause to their rising up and their. So the dolphins behavior includes pressure pressing its generals against humans, which could be an attempt to mate. But because of its strength, people assume it's attacking, but they're really just he's just trying to get some love and he's only then it's the horny. That's what it is. I I swam with the dolphins. Did anything happen? No, I was terrified. They're gigantic underneath the water. You don't realize how big and strong they are. Very very playful. Yeah. Yeah. So they was terrifying really. Yeah. They love Billy too. I wrote on them too. Oh, I think that's what they wanted to give them what they want. That's often what I love Julie. Well, there was a woman famously in the 1960s that had a sexual relationship with the boy. Oh boy. Yeah, she did this whole she was a scientist and she did a whole kind of experiment where she befriended a dolphin and basically spent every day with it and eventually it turned sexual. Oh, yeah. That's a true story. Okay. Okay. Very strange. All right. I'm sorry for stating a fact. I'm not mad at you. I just had that. I tell you the animals were rising. Yeah. Yes. They love Billy when he goes in the water. Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear. All right, this next story happened in Massachusetts at the Kenny Chatsley concert. An off-duty cop got arrested at the concert after he peed on a random woman's cowboy boots. I don't think anyone should be peeing on anybody. I think that's pretty wild event to a lot of concerts and that I don't ever hear that. I don't think that's representative of what law enforcement in our state should be doing. Sounds disgusting and horrifying. Just the fact it's an officer you would think they're there to protect you from people like that. Yeah, he was from Rhode Island. He was obviously off-duty and they were in the sand pit at the Kenny Chatsley show. No shoes nation. And the woman felt something warm and wet on her leg and she turned around and this guy was peeing on her. This is terrible. And she said to him, "What are you doing?" And he was so drunken out of it. He kind of came to and he just turned and ran away into the crowd. Wow. But lucky for her, she alerted security and they tracked the guy down and arrested him. It's amazingly found up. Yeah. Was there something in the drinks at Country Fest this year because a lot of crazy things happened? Mm. Strong people. So you got a cop peeing on an innocent woman at a concert. Too much drinking. Yep. Too much drinking. Oh boy. Connecticut woman has entered the Guinness Book of World Records. Why the most tattooed woman and most body modifications? The percentage of my body covered in tattoos is 99.98%. Probably one of the riskiest mods I have is the square tattooing. That was a pretty intense modification. I've also done ink staining in my tongue and my gums as well as sweating my tongue, obviously. And then I have the five implants in my face that were done over three sessions in Phoenix, Arizona. This is that one of those like body dysmorphic things. Yeah. So I don't think that's too much. I'm all about self expression, but I just feel like you don't need to be doing all that unless she's almost completely covered. Yeah. I'm sure mom and dad are proud. Well, she just can't stop. She can't stop. Yeah. It's addictive. She should hang out with machine gun Kelly. I know. Yeah. Almost 90% now. Is that ink safe when you put that much onto your skin at the same time? The guy who did a couple of my tattoos had his whole right arm, I believe, done like that. It was black because he just was sick of all the tattoos and didn't want to look at them. So he just scribbled black all over them, but the ink must invade your bloodstream. I'm not sure. He looks like an idiot. Let's just call it. What it is. Yeah. And Winnie, did you have one? I guess we're out of time. I'm going to save mine for another day. I think, I think the dolphin that that was enough. We gave it to the animals and the mammals, rightfully so. All right. What's coming up? Uh, entertainment is coming up. I'm sorry. I was so focused on the animals rising. I'm really afraid of it now. Okay. Uh, Travis and Jason Kelsey have their deal and boy, are they waking up rich this morning? We've got details. The next. What up, Boston? It's Benson Boone and you're waking up with Billy and Lisa in the morning on kiss one away. Boston's number one hit music station. Hey, Lisa. Hey, Lisa. I just said to him five seconds to the show and everyone. Hello. Hi. We are live right now. Oh, okay, no, no, no, wrong. I said five seconds to what? And you said Lisa. So I assumed she had her traffic right in front of her. It was I said the show. I said, never really been a great communicator. Let's be honest. Anyway, welcome back everybody to the Billy and Lisa show is a Wednesday morning back to school. We had a lot on that this morning, but we just had our weird stories a couple of minutes ago and the peer at the Kenny Chesney concert, a police officer arrested for peeing on a woman at the Kenny Chesney concert this past weekend. My friends and I were at the Kenny concert this weekend and we actually witnessed all of that go down right outside the sandbar. So shout out to Jalek security because they were on top of the man peeing on this poor person. Wow. Very, very, very crazy times at Kenny, but also not the craziest thing I've ever seen. What's crazy and it seems extra insulting that he specifically peed on her cowboy boots. Mm hmm. He'll be replacing those and let's not forget last week, we had the guy who peed on the woman on the plane. On the plane. Right. Is this a new trend? I don't know. I mean, I had a friend that peed on his roommate while the roommate was sleeping again. He was under the influence. He was drunk and he was kind of sleeping but awake and he thought he was in the bathroom and he was really in his roommate's room peeing all over the poor guy. Oh boy. When I was a kid, I used to pee on my brother all the time, but I was a bed wet. Right. You know, you couldn't help that though. Can I ask you something? Will this cop that peed on the innocent woman, will he still have a job when he goes back to Rhode Island? I don't think so because not only, you know, is whatever the charge is, it's indecent something. Right? It definitely is. You know what he is, Bill? He's a skin dog. Now, the entertainment update with the Billy Cod stuff. Here we go. Winnie, you ready? Yeah. Here we go, baby. Let's go. Hey, did you hear the story speaking of let's go? The Tom Brady recommended Bill Belichick to take over his slot with the Jim Gray thing. The let's go. Was it a podcast with Jim Gray? We used to play clips for him a lot. Yeah. It runs on Sirius. Yeah. And he just did one. Yeah. He already did more. Can he be stuff? He's busy. He's got to get very busy. Yeah. Tom. Yeah. So no more. Tom, let's go. 710 this morning, we gave away another pair of tickets for Billy Eilish. Don't forget she's coming to the TV garden in Boston, October 11th. We're going to give away those tickets again tomorrow morning at 710. So here we go. Travis and Jason Kelsey waking up this morning $100 million richer. They did the podcast deal with Amazon's Wondery Plus. Now, I've never heard of that, but apparently they've got a lot of money. Yeah. It does. It focuses on sports, comedy, those types of podcasts, true crime, business. And according to the deal, their new heights podcast will still be widely available on podcast platforms, but will be available early and ad free on Wondery Plus. God, so now Travis has Taylor money. He's trying. He's getting. Yeah. He's getting there. Mm-hmm. Yes. Well, they already estimated him at between 50 and 80 million dollars. And now he gets half of the $100 million deal. I mean, it's not even close to Taylor yet. She's billionaire. Yeah, but it's going to be, it's going to be, I guess, reasonable here. Like if he's in the hundred million. Oh, yeah. That's fine. He's not going after her money. Yeah, that's a good club. It's good walking away money. Definitely. No matter what you're doing in life and who you're doing it with. He can pay for dinner. Yeah. A hundred million. You can walk away. Yeah. And one of our listeners is one of the first podcast productions. And actually that podcast, remember Cereal about Adnan Sayyid, like a guy who killed his girlfriend in high school is really popular podcast. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wow. So I guess it's been around for a while. Oh, okay. And by the way, their podcast was named Best Podcast of the Year at the 2024 I Heart Podcast Awards. And don't forget, we still have the I Heart Radio Music Festival coming up two nights in September, right? Yeah. We're giving away a trip nine, 10 this morning. You want to be listening. You can win a trip to Vegas to the festival plus a thousand bucks. Imagine a free trip hotels the festival and we put a thousand bucks in your pocket. It's the best. And we just started the weekend. Chris Martin. I mean, Halsey's going to be there. Do a leap do a leap do a leap. New kids. New kids. Yeah. It's a huge show. I'm all about ASAP, man. I get in the car. When I told Billy, I'm like, dude, we get new additions to the iron fest. He's like, really? Who? I'm like Chris Martin, the weekend ASAP Rocky. I personally don't know ASAP Rocky, but it's going to be a crazy, crazy show. Hoseer apparently is very sick. He's canceling and or postponing shows because of vocal problems caused by a virus. Poor guy. Yeah. And Halsey is confirming the new album now. This is good news because she was extremely sick and to some degree is still is and was wondering if she would ever record another album. We've got her here. I really thought this album might be the last one I ever made. When you get sick like that, you start thinking about ways that could have all been different. What if this isn't how it all went down? I know. And she's a baby. Yeah, that's probably all about the baby. Oh, yeah. Wow. Harry Styles is back. How many times have we said, what happened to Harry Styles? He was everywhere. He had a two year tour. Well, that's good though. That's what they do. They kind of go away and you kind of wonder, well, what's going on and he's been working on new music and he showed up at Nahlhorn show in Manchester, England last night. He was dancing in the crowd watching him sing. Slow hands are so cute. Yeah. Just like supporting his friend in the crowd. Yeah, it was a good look. Yeah, cool. So I'm guessing he's coming out with something new, right? Well, yeah. He was just near Wembley Stadium. We thought he was going to jump on stage with Taylor, but he was hanging out with Heim. All right. The Heim sisters. What's that like hanging out with Heim? For sure. It's a blessing. That's pretty fun. Yeah. Carrie Underwood. I think we had this a few weeks ago. She's replacing Katy Perry on American Idol. Keep in mind, 20 years ago, Carrie Underwood won American Idol and she talks about the new gig. I think I can be honest and constructive, but still kind. And I think that's the whole point because people are coming in and, you know, it's dreams and you're a part of somebody's story from that moment on. So I think it's important to be honest, but I think it's also very important to be kind. It's not easy to be a judge on those shows. You know, you're crushing young people's dreams. Yeah. I would love it. Didn't she or doesn't she have a Vegas residency? She did like one of those like 10 day or 10. It's an October. It starts again. Yeah. Yeah. But not everyone can be Simon Cowell. Oh, God. I thought that was absolutely dreadful. That was the best part of the show. It really was. It really was. But he's not worth any bad energy. Not. Well, not as much on AGT, I mean, but sometimes he'll give good feedback. I think he, you know, he did say he had a son. I mean, his son's really eight and nine and he's sixty something. He said it really did change his perspective. It's soft. It did soften a lot. Well, he was in a really bad bike. I was going to say I think the motorbike crash changed his life to some degree too. But now he's like can still be constructive, but he's not as harsh. He's not as mean, but he's still honest. He is. He's constructive. He's just not mean. Yeah. Would you say, Winnie? Look me in the eye and tell me that was serious. Lisa, you can appreciate this one because your whole family just came back from Iceland walking the glaciers. Ludicrous was in Alaska and drank dangerous glacier water. Listen, man. Half the world's glaciers are here in Alaska. I couldn't come here and just have a show. You know, I got a bucket list. So as I like to call it, the list, I've never tasted fresh, glacial water ever in my life. And this is the first. Oh, my God. Oh. It says it contains it can contain microorganisms, bacteria, parasites. Oh, that's why you shouldn't drink it. You don't want to parasite, man. Oh, man. But it was part of his list, you know, I like the name of his list that he uses instead of bucket. Yes, it lists. Yeah, it lists. Yeah. I know we can't say it, but hey, the brothers from Oasis are back together and launching a series of shows in England. That's where they're going to start. They'll probably go on from there. But they've had a long standing feud, well-documented feud. And now they're back together and let's not forget, they gave us Wonderwall. Yeah, a lot of talk about their feud. I'll never forget my brother once reminded me that all of our years of living as brothers, we never once had a single argument. Okay, seriously, Bill, please, no way. Is that true? That's not true. That's what he's telling me. He threw an M80 under your bed when you were sleeping in Cambridge. And you peed all over him all the time. Yeah. Yeah. What are you talking about? And then the Game Boy days. But here's how crazy my brother is. He thought the M80 was a funny thing. Oh, really? I mean, he never got mad at you for any of your... That's what he said. He's never been mad at me a moment in time. You know, if you know Billy personally on Deep Level, you know that Billy just didn't start any fights because Billy's passed. Well, your brother Frank was the protector. The protector and an absolute maniac, I'm telling you, my life was in danger every minute I was running. And you just said, "Okay." You didn't fight him. You said, "Okay." That's why he had no fights. Yeah. Because you were just like, "Oh, okay." I got a... I got a hide. Okay. Okay. I get it, Winnie. She is relentless. Okay. Way that Simon thing again for Winnie. You are what's known as a naughty little minx. Yellowstone is definitely coming back enough already, what it's in. It's out. It's in. It's out. Anyway, Kevin Costner was out. That's for sure. He's gotten a little weird and miserable. Well, his wife left him because he was married to his... Was weird and miserable. Yeah. Yeah. To this whole situation. Very expensive breakup, too. Yeah. It's expensive. Anyway, Cole Houser is definitely coming back and he's my favorite character on the show. So, a sixth season is definitely coming to Paramount. I like Yellowstone. I didn't really like it at first, but then it got better. It started and I thought, "Okay, lame cabaret." And then... Yeah. Magic. Mm-hmm. I'm just saying, "Hey, Shawn Mendes has now... He's been in hiding, too, right? Shawn Mendes, pretty much." Yeah. Well, he canceled his tour. Yeah. He was working on his mental health. Yep. So, he's been gone for a few years as well, but he does have new music out. And he's just been added to the MTV VMA award show, which is set for September 11th. And we're brought to you by Ocean Edge Resort and Golf Club. The quintessential Cape Cod summer, Ocean Edge Resort and golf club named Best Hotel Cape Cod by Boston magazine. You've got to be there to believe it. The villas, the hotel rooms, private beach is so charming. They've got several swimming pools. They've got award-winning golf. They also have beautiful pickleball courts, four restaurants, live music. I could go on. But, you know, just go check it out for yourself. Just go to OceanEdge.com and there you go. That right there was Billy Coster's Entertainment Report. Annoying, obnoxious, disruptive, irritating, bad manners, not great taste. I could go on for hours. From the Planet Fitness Kids 108 Studios. We're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning on his 108. And we are live. And here we are. It's the Billy and Lisa Morning Show. Earlier this morning, we're talking a lot about back to school because a lot of cities and towns are back to school today. One of the stories in the news is that Stonum would have gone back today, but apparently they ran into some problems with the construction at the high school in Stonum. So now it's not until next week. Oh, those poor kids. And I heard about it. I was like, yes, because I got to spend more time at home and enjoy summer a little bit more. I love that student. I do. I mean, imagine the joy. Hey, we're not going back till next week. Whoa, let's go. Well, it's funny in that news clip you had the kid and then they cut to one of the parents of the parents. It's like, oh my God. I can't believe this. Oh, I know. Yeah. And there's so many layers to the whole back to school experience because like Lisa pointed out this morning, a lot of school teachers who have to go back to school also had their own children who are going back to school. Right. Right. And we mentioned this earlier. A lot of teachers that, you know, are off for the summer will, you know, we're not a part of their daily commute. So they go away in June and then they come back in September. You know what I mean? I'd like it noted that I'm not a fair weather listener on one of those schmoes that works year round. So I'm always listening. Well, we're, we're schmoes too, I guess. Yeah. I guess so. We work year round. That's for sure. Yeah. Well, we had to schmoes. Yeah. We had to talk back or that, you know, took a shot at the teachers getting the summers off. Yeah. Which wasn't fair. Yeah. It wasn't fair. Teachers work. A lot of teachers work a big part of the summer. Most teachers will have a summer job. They do, but they also working on next year and lesson planning and all that kind of stuff. You know what, also remember it was hard work to become a teacher for starters. Very true. Absolutely. Morning, guys. I just dropped off my eighth grader for her first day of school, last day of middle school, one down, one to go. My husband is a professor and he has been off since May 19th and doesn't go back until September 19th. I got one of them out of the house, nearly there. Have a good day, guys. That's a good break. Yeah. They're 19th to September 19th. Well, college, I mean, normally, like they get out early and I mean, they start a little bit early in that. I don't know where he teaches that, but I'm going to get that pension, too. I don't know. But the professor is going to pinch. I would think so. Depends on the school. I would think they do. Yeah. And then what's the call when they get tenure? Yeah. Yeah. So then they're for life. They're a professor at that school. Yeah. Was that right? Right about that? Yeah, unless they leave. Well, you're objective is. And then there's a sabbatical. Yep. Yep. It takes sabbatical. Yeah. They can take them. One of the few parents is not excited for the school year to start because I think about my commute to work and the fact that I have three schools or my way to work over the summer. It was beautiful. I could just breeze through and just get to work. Now it's if I don't leave by a very specific time, my commute is going to be health. That is true. That's cool traffic. It's different. Oh, yeah. When traffic is one thing you're in, like in general, then you add in school traffic. Milton becomes a log jam and all of the side roads. Really? It's a log jam. Yeah. And you get caught behind the school buses. Oh, yeah. Stop after stop after stop. Actually, there's a story in Florida earlier this week where they've already caught some crazy amount of drivers, like a thousand people going around the bus when the stop sign is out. That's crazy to me. Like that. There's a lot of, I'm not the, I mean, I've broken the rules of the road multiple times, but to go around a school bus when you know there's children there, like that's, like you're just the world's worst human. It's really, really dangerous. You got to wait. Yeah. You got to wait. Something else we should mention this morning to everybody's be extra careful because it's back to school season between the buses and the kids and the bus stops and the walking, whatever. Yeah. A lot of happiness though from parents. My younger, my mom used to draw a stick figure doing a cartwheel whenever the first day of school was on the calendar and on the fridge. Oh my God. That's so funny. Oh, and also shout out to the crossing guards. Yes. You can see a lot of those. Oh, yeah. All the crossing guards. What are you? The crossing guard. Right. You know what? Yeah. I feel like it'd be fun. Okay. One joke, when I go back to my grade school days, the students, we could be crossing guards. Oh, okay. Yeah. A lot of the students, I don't know if they got extra credit. I was never a crossing guard, but you are a gang boy. So you couldn't do both. Well, imagine what the gang boys would think if I was out there as a crossing guard. Yeah. Just just one doesn't go with the other. Well, Bill, you're always looking for a good movie to watch. Right? There you go. Some men wait a lifetime to cross the line. Some can't wait another day. The crossing guard. We have fun, don't we? You don't want to be me? You don't want to be me? You don't want to be me? You don't want to be me? You don't want to be me? You don't want to be me? You don't want to be me? You don't want to be me? You don't want to be me? You don't want to be me? You don't want to be me? You don't want to be me? 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