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Episode 53: Vegas, Pumpkin Spice, and USC
The back of your day, the back of your day, the back of your day. Welcome to the backyard, hey, welcome to the backyard, hey, welcome to the backyard, hey, we don't even have a theme, welcome to the backyard, hey, welcome to the backyard, hey, we don't even have a theme song. Good morning. What up, dude? Yeah. Yo, welcome back, Andy. Here we are. Welcome back. Our first podcast of September. Oh, this is huge for you to have a timber pond. Welcome to pumpkin spice season. It's in full swing. I bought some soaps today. I got my new pumpkin hat on. You do have your pumpkin hat on. Let's go. Speaking of pumpkin spice season, available to stream everywhere you can. Do you do it for a second? You know, anywhere you want, watch it, subscribe. That's my sixth album. Yeah. Pumpkin spice season. What are you most looking forward to about pumpkin spice season, Andy? Is there a singular thing? Well, my favorite thing is trying new things. But the last couple of years, Trish shows has made these spicy pumpkin samosas that have been my favorite pumpkin thing of up here. Interesting. They're so good. I wouldn't, don't you like the rock? Yeah. What about that? They have tribal tattoos on them. You peel them off. What about that cringle? That Trader Joe's cringle. Oh, that cringle is delicious. But my favorite cringle is actually the Black Chris one. Guys, I don't roll, make baby steps. I prefer the almond cringle to the pumpkin cringle. Is that there? I like the Christmas cringle. But at Christmas time, they do an almond one. What is the cringle? I'm not doing a bit. Big old circular Danish type thing, but it's big. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know a cringle, huh? It's good. It's like a flat donut. You'd like it, I think. Yeah. You don't tell me what I'd like. I'm about to go to Solvang. Maybe I'm going to cringle back. Are you going for fun? No, I'm doing a show in Solvang. You gotta bring us a cringle. Doing a show in Solvang later this month towards the end of the month. Nice. In Solvang, I forget the name of the thing, but I will be opening for Tommy's dad, Kevin Kneeland. That's fun. Bring Tommy back a cringle. Bring me back a pair of wooden shoes if you'd be okay. Okay. You got it. You got it. They're nine and a half. Do you sure that's your size in wood? I don't know if they're on deck. I don't know if they run small. You're going to want socks with wood shoes. But I don't want to be sliding around in my wooden shoes. I do want it to be, I want it to fit, you know what I mean? We're getting a step by toe every step I take in these wooden shoes. I've never been to Solvang. People say it's cute as hell. It's fun there. I got to get up there. It gets a solving. You guys want to hear what we're going to talk about on the podcast today? Do that while I finish this bag of Reese's pieces here. Okay. We're going to play the 90s game episode four where we guess which joke Tommy wrote during the show. We got a hot competition going on between me, Alex, and the listeners. Hot. Right in. We'll be doing episode five next week. I went to USC LSU game over the weekend. Yeah, you did. We got to talk about that. How fun's that? How fun's that? Oh, my gosh. It's so fun. I want to talk about a legit stadium, too, and how cool it is. I would love to talk about that. Okay. You've been there before too? I have not. I really liked it. I'd like to go. Alex has a conversation starter. Alex has been going to recap the rest of my time in Vegas. And we're going to do a little treat for Tommy. I hung out with a couple friends of his over the weekend. They both told me funny stories about Tommy. I love when people tell me a story of something funny I centered in. So I'm going to treat Tommy and the listener. It is a treat. Roll right into that. You want to just kick it off with that? Yeah. I'm in the green room with two comedians, Greg Warren, and Mark Gross. Mark Gross tells the story. He's sitting next to Tommy. They're working on, I assume his man with the plan because he said multiple years that he worked on the show together. And he said that during work, they'd be sitting next to each other. And Tommy would just be writing in his notebook stuff like Killmark, bury the body, find people to create alibi, and then wait. He would just keep writing those things until Mark would notice. And when he would bring it up, Tommy would be like, Oh, no, no. Don't worry about that. That's something else. Just did you do it? I did it. I know it would draw maps. And then sometimes it would be like Killmark. Step one, Killmark. Step two, everybody's happy. It would like intricate how I would stab them and everybody have it. But this is a fun writing stuff. Take it back old school, a little pen and paper bit. You don't see those very often. Yeah. And somebody cheating off your test, you know, you got to take into account. He's reading off your paper. And Greg tells an all-time or two. He's a you Heather is in labor with the child that later became Harper, I believe usually known as usually weird way to say Tommy is driving in his car. And he accidentally calls Greg calls him on accident. And he goes to Greg, Hey, man, I mean, my wife's in labor. I don't know, I called you on accident. And Greg said he said, You know what? Now that I'm thinking about Greg kind of told us through how funny he was. This is a story of how funny Greg is Greg called me and I answered it. And I was like, I don't know why I just answered this. I'm on the way to hospital Heather's driving because I had to meet drinks. And I don't know why I answered it. I'm about to have a baby. Is this on speakerphone in the car or? Yeah. I think I had it to my ear. I was in the passenger seat. But he goes, I go, I'm freaking out, man. I don't know why I answered the phone. I'm on the way to hospital Heather's on the baby. And he goes, Hey, man, do you mind if I bounce a couple of bits off of you? Is that how we do it? That's how I remember it. Yeah, it was great. And it was and the best, I would say maybe the best timed bit of my life that happened to me. I really needed it. I've told that pretty cool version of that story a couple of times probably, but I we didn't know. We thought we were having a scheduled C section just blindsided by nature happens sometimes. And I had had a few too many Miller highlights. Is that the drink? That's when you're about to have a baby about to have a your cell break. You're living in a beer. Yeah. Yeah. When you don't have when you're hard up for champagne, you get the champagne of beers. Gross. I used to I used to do a bit which I still like enjoy a bit in the wild every now and then where you're like drinking out of a Starbucks cup or you got a can of soda. And then when you finish it, just toss it on the ground. I love doing it. Like you're a piece of shit that litters. And I would just do that bit on the lot all the time where I'd like throw something like I'm littering and whatever. And Mark said he went on like a gawl like the him and his neighbor or somebody and some friends. People he didn't know they're all doctors and professionals and they're on the golf course and he just wads up something and throws it on the ground doing the bit. And he said, one of the guys was like, no, no, no, Mark. And then the other one's like, you can't litter. And then he said, no one got that it was a bit. And for long enough that he couldn't then be like, Oh, I was just joking because they would they would be like, Okay, sure. Now because we made a big deal, you're going to see your joke. But it went as bad as it could go. You gotta be careful doing bits when people are expecting bits to be done. It's gone wrong. It's gone wrong. Coming to Fox this fall, bits. It's gone wrong. We do have bits gone wrong. I mean, I think we've done this before. We've done. Yeah, bombing like bombing. We didn't have this name. Now we got it. No, it's gone wrong. Yeah. When you get your testicles twisted up. Yeah, someone's bitch gone wrong. Yes. Fuck. No, why don't we at least change them? Well, I mean, we're using stock class. Also say Getty and Madonna help people like what they like. How about stuff? And they haven't heard them in a while. So you know what? I'll go through. That's true. We're home back. We had that idea to do the trivia to see if we are allowed to do under an episode or not. And we did that one time. I haven't thought of the trivia question. Come on. Where's the trivia? I think it's a trivia. Well, any of you were just in Las Vegas, why I welcomed you back, even though everyone on the podcast is like, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was missing. It's a long week. You were got a full American week. Monday through Sunday. Mm hmm. Drove home last night after the show. Every single night. One show a night. Even on the weekends? Even on the weekends. Did you do some good hands with Greg? No. Really? Well, we hung a little bit. It wasn't. I was really looking forward to hanging with him, but he was sick all week. He skirted you. So he didn't really want. I mean, he maybe was making it up. I, you know, that's crossed my mind. Yeah. But he did seem sick. So we hung out just a tiny bit. And then, yeah, he was sick. And then on the weekend, you know, I wish I would have seen more of them. So funny. I'll tell you that. Good guy. Nailing these shows every night. Hate you. I mean, he's a good guy. Hanging in the green room. But it was a sick guy. That is. Oh, how do I stop that from happening? You dinged. Oh, God. Hold on. Maybe I might do that over there. That's because it's too popular. Well, you muted the computer? Oh, yeah. From the speakers coming out of the thing. We're still talking. I mean, look at that. I don't like it. You should. Why do you do not disturb it? What are you doing? Well, let's see. In 17 minutes, it'll just be on do not disturb. So we've got to ride this out. I don't like my phone link to the computer. I fight it. I fight. I fight the linking. I mean, look, I it's just like, I mean, I mean, it's been linked. I don't know how to unlink it. You know, I had it unlinked for a long time. And then I linked it. I don't love it. You let you don't love a link. I don't like it linked. Well, usually, you know, I'm on the computer. I'm trying not to look at the phone. Yeah, the other room that I am trying to come in the room through the computer. That is the one knock I have against the link on the computer now is that you can get away. You're trying to do work. And then every time it's like, Hey, you know, just your friends are having a good time up here. Do a lot of bits. If you want to put the work down and maybe get in on this a little bit, that I don't love. But I didn't mean to derail the story. Well, what do you do? You're in Vegas for a weekend, Vegas for a week. Well, we're trying to be with you. No, it was to be with you. No, they want to do it. First off, on the way to Vegas, you guys know this. We text about it. I almost didn't make it. Yeah, what walk us through. I'm chatting with my friend on the phone. And then I just hear this noise like, you know, I'm talking to Francisco Zepeda. Did you hit a bump? Or I heard something that sounded like wind here. It sounded like wind. There was no bumps just going down the highway. Yeah, wind like noise and then wind and then got even louder. And me and Francisco get off the phone. I'm like, I got to pull over. I don't know what this is. But I thought I thought it was like the air conditioning system doing something, or I mean, I was looking around like, is this what a sandstorm sounds like? I couldn't wrap my hand around was going to. So I pull off the highway and I'm on the shoulder and I look under the car and there's this piece of metal just hanging down under my car. I'm in the middle of the desert. It's 100 degrees. This is my worst nightmare. You know, it's why I went to get an oil change before we left. I was like, car's going to be in tip top shape before I drop it down on the paper. You're going to burn your hands. Yeah. I'm laying down on the ground. I'm halfway under the car. And so I noticed this thing and there's a broken zip tie. So I think when I got the oil change, whatever wasn't working right or they messed it up and they're like, we'll just throw it back up with some zip ties. And this like metal plate, which I learned is called a skid plate. It protects your oil pan. And it was dragging on the ground, man. I wonder if it melted. It was so hot, but you shouldn't have been very lightweight metal. It should not have been zip tied in the first place. For sure. Yeah, it should be hooked in and somehow. So anyway, I see it down and then I see like some holes in it where they had zip tied it. So I pulled the shoelaces out of my pickleball shoes that were in the truck. It doesn't matter what the scallators did to him. He learned he still got something out of it. Just a quick a couple of quick square knots. And I'm on my way to be proud of what happened. Yeah. So I tied it up with the shoelaces. And then I pulled in the next town and then he rode with the paddles. I wrote into the next town and they took a look at it and they're like, it's unfixable, but we can take it off and you don't really need it to drive. Did you tell about the shoelaces though? I told him about the shoe. Well, I want to still the car is like up on the rack. And I was like, you think you get those shoelaces and they're like, you nodded them pretty tight. I feel like damn right. You can try to get them undone. And I feel there's like mechanics. I'm in the I'm in the shop under the car. Mechanics are watching me. Yeah, trying to untie a knot with my little fingies. You're like, anybody else got longer fingernails? You got to cut my two or something. You got to all you got anything a pen. So I eventually just give up and the guys laugh at me. We knew it and they just come over and cut them. They take the thing off, man. I make it a Vegas on time, but I barely made it. You got to go get a new one on. I got to get a new one for sure. Yeah, they said it's important. Well, now you got to get new pickleball shoes as well. I went pink. I bought pink places. Oh, that's fun. I'm having fun. Breast cancer awareness month's coming up, you know. Yeah, you're good. I think you'll need to know and support it. You're a good guy. You got a sketch. You got a sketch. I went into a sketches. They wouldn't sell a one pair of shoelaces either. So if either of you guys need shoelaces, I have six other pairs of shoelaces. They come in packs of, they come in packs of seven. Oh my god. I think it's seven. What's that? Hot dogs and hot dog buns? Why are you putting any so many shoelaces? I have no idea who's going to. I don't know that I've ever had shoes and then been like time for new laces. Have you? It's never happened. Well, I do see a guy that comes to the v-cut that will clean. He comes out. He has a shoe shine stand thing, they're mobile, and he'll even do sneakers and he makes them look brand new and he puts new laces at them. And it doesn't make the world a difference. I was so there with these old shoe laces. Well, I need new shoelaces. But if I put new shoelaces in these shoes, it's going to look ridiculous because the shoe is still dirty. You can wash that shoe in the washer. That's why they look like this. We tried it. Believe it, don't get me started on the state of these shoes. Look, these were beautiful, perfect white shoes. Then I go to Prince Street Pizza. I mean, a slice of pepperoni. Big glob of grease falls right on the toe. Morigos, I can fix it. Smash cut too. She throws it in the washers, baking soda involved. The one shoe comes out of the wash. It's now beige and the other one is still white. And now they have just deteriorated into what you see before. So we've tried. We've tried to wash. Didn't work, did not work. How about I can get them clean? I'll leave them here. I'll go home barefoot. You know what I mean? I don't want to see your toes. Those are long laces. I'll tell you those laces that I bought aren't going to work in those shoes. Too long. Now, the pack you bought was it multi-colored or they were all pink? Well, I tried to go a little fun. It's multi-colored. There's a green, there's a pink, and then there's white and black. That's why you got to mix that up. I got to turn that light up. Try a little fun. Oh, Alex is going to do a little lighting situation. It turns out, you know what he does? He turns off my security system, and then he doesn't turn it back on. Oh, this moves like a heist thing. He has gone. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking. It's walking out of here once I get it safe with my safe. I get there. I do the show, and then the first night Greg and I do a little gambling. Yeah, I lose about $50 on the blackjack table. Well, that's why I got to stick to those penny slots by man. You should put it beside. Maybe somebody will find it. And then, you know, do the rest of the week. Tori comes in on the weekend. I'm starting to realize any Greg wanted to hang out with you, and you picked your wife. Well, there was a four-day gap. Also, while Tori was there, Mark Roast was also there. So, and they did, you know, I don't want to blow them up, but I thought we were all about to hang out. And then Greg goes, "Hey, did you see this picture?" And then Mark goes to look at it, and then we're at the other side of the room, and then they go, "See you guys." Oh, he boxed you up, dude. I thought we were all on the hangout. You got to see this picture. Do you mean, was he saying, like, movie? Well, one cool thing about Brad Garrett's comedy club is the art that's on the walls. There's just like Hollywood history and comedy history all over the walls, and it's all art that Brad Garrett owns. Everything in there is something Brad owns. It's like a comedy museum. It's very cool to look at the different things. You know what? I'm going to say this. I met Greg Warren a couple times. I worked with him once in Peoria, Illinois. He's number one enemy on my list right now, because of the way he treated you. I mean, this cannot stand. I mean, shook Andy. He lives in front of his wife. So, you're saying he can't look at this picture. I mean, I can't say for sure. Do you think he's saying, like, as a, like, "Hey, Mark, look at this picture." Then Mark goes over there, and he's like, "Let's get the fuck out of here." Maybe. Yeah. It was kind of like that. Well, here's what happened. Great. We're all hanging out in the green room with Brad Garrett. Man, Brad did Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday with us. That guy is an animal on stage. He's wild. He's wild. He's what? Ten feet tall? He's wild. He's ten feet tall. Like, you mean, he's a little NPC that he said that made me laugh real? I know. I mean. Your quote. And you got to know the context of it. This is coming from a context of this is an ironic thing. Yeah. He's not saying this. Alex, we cut to a single here, right? He didn't meaning it. He was talking about COVID. And then he goes, "He's fucking Chinese, won't stop with their variants." No, he's coming from like a, he doesn't, he wasn't really saying he was being silly. It is, but he's wild. He's like a rickles, you know? He really is like, "He's not people?" He'd like, yeah. He brings the lights up. That's his thing. He was always a crowd work guy, right? Like, that's how he started on Star Search even, like before he was a crowd work guy. Is that right? Am I crazy? I don't know. In my clays. I think he's a crowd work guy. No, he's a crowd Russian accent. You could be, you could be, right? You may be right. He was crying. He was just like, uh, where are you from? Oh, Ohio. Oh. No, he's good. But he's, you know, that's not what he's doing. He's good, he's good at it. You know, he's on Star Search. He does more stuff like, uh, he's like, uh, "Oh, is this your wife or your prostitute?" She's like, stuff like that. Yeah. It's like an expensive one. Good for you, sir. He does. He's going hard. Brad Garrett was Dave Chappelle and Eddie Murphy. In Eddie Murphy. Yeah, I fucked it. I fumbled it at the goal line. We're at the one yard line. I dropped the ball at the level. In Eddie Murphy. I'd watch that. It would be good. I would be good, dude. That would be my, it's good. Starring Gary Oldman. What did you, did you go back? I mean, what are you leaving you up? Down, gambling, why? It was a long enough trip. You got a rose and a thorn. Gambling wise. Yeah. For sure, I do. We talked about him. It was a seven day long trip. Uh, well, one rose. We went to the, this maybe is the main one. More for Tory, because I didn't get to stay for the whole game. We went to USC LSU, which is just you and T-dog. Just me and T-dog. T-dog. You know, we didn't know the game was going to be there. And then we just. That's great. They're seats. In the shoes. In the shoes. They look like you had great seats. We had great seats. What happened? We had great. Well, people. Did you go to the game time app? That's why I'm about to talk to you now. We go to the game time app. I'm on the game time app all week, because you guys have told me about how great this game time app is. Yeah, both of us. And, uh, and then some people also at the club were like game time app. There's, they're like, hang out by the stadium. Wait for kickoff to the game time app. You're going to get such a great deal. Oh my god, I'm so excited. All week long, I'm watching the tickets. You know, at one point they're down to like $98 for nosebleed tickets. You know, $200 for the line. On the first, that's what I'm like. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait. Game time starts coming up. The tickets are not going down. They are going up. Okay. The tickets are going up. The tickets are going up. We walk all the way to the stadium. We're just standing out. Oh my god. I love that she's on board with this. kickoff happens. Okay. Here they're about to drop now. They're about to drop now. Mad at you. It will. No, no, no, no. Because we're like, we gambled, you know, we gambled on it. We're going big. We're going big. Uh-huh. We're taking a risk. I hope this goes well. And tickets leaned into this room. The cheapest ticket five minutes into the game was $366. Okay. We were, we were fucked. You need to, yeah. And we decided let's leave. Let's just go. Yeah, let's just get out of here. And on the walkout, we're leaving one of these ticket scalpers. I was about to say that. And then I thought, do you say, that does seem like you shouldn't say it anymore. Don't look at me like I shouldn't say it. That's what it is. Well, I mean, wow, this guy turned down our statue. We met a ticket reseller called Big Mike. Goes by the name Big Mike. He's from Los Angeles, had a USC hat on. And, uh, you know, I hard bargain with him because the game started. You know, this guy. What's the trust issue with the guy with tick? Like, what's the very, I'm not trusting at all. I'm like, we're deaf. We're probably going to get ripped off. Right. Yeah. Yeah. But they, big Mike tells me that, you almost said it in like a nostalgic way. He's like, you can't sell fake tickets anymore because they're all on the phone. Like because of the phone stuff. You can't, you can't rip anything. You're like, you can't get people to believe that it's a real ticket. I feel bad. So he showed you. And it's like bouncing around. Well, he was like, give me half the money. I'll send you the tickets. And then I'll walk you up to the gate. They'll scan your ticket and you give me the other half of the money. Okay. I like me. I like my big, big, big guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I already lost weight though. That's how much time you might pay, big Mike. We paid 250 a ticket. Do you want to hear my negotiating technique? Yeah. Big Mike. He was like, what's up? Uh, you guys looking for tickets? And I was like, no, tickets are too expensive. And he goes, I got two tickets. And I go, yeah. I gave you $300. And he goes, there's no chance. No chance. How about a nickel? That means 500. I like that. He's like, how about a nickel? And I'm like, ah, I don't know. And then he goes, there's section two. You know, they're like tier two. And they're on an aisle. And then when he said they're on the aisle, some of my wife's eyes open up big. Like, get those tickets. I want that. And so here's how I negotiated. Big Mike. I was like, okay, 500. Oh, yeah, you're a pro. Andy, you're a no pro. He got him. Yeah. You know what I mean? You're a man's man. You tie your shoe. Yeah, I really did. Keep playing on the shoe laces. That's a. Here's what I wonder if we learned that there is a, there is a spike after the dip. And you know, also you're dealing with like a massive football event. I think the problem was it was too big of an event. I think it was like a, if you are trying to go to a game, like a regular season game of something, I think maybe they dropped. Well, this was like two, two big events. What was the inventory? Like, was there a bunch of tickets and they didn't drop? No, by there was a bunch of tickets, but by the time it was kickoff, there was probably only like 20 sets of two tickets left. Okay, so that's where I do it. Like, I'll look at it. And if there's a big, if there's a large inventory, I'm like, these are fucking dropping. But if it, when you open it up, if it does look like there's one here and one here, like it's like not a ton, then they're like back in control. I was going to say that too. You got to manage the inventory. Also, there's something that's kind of unique about that stadium, is there's so much corporate money in it. So you're dealing with not humans that care about reselling it. Sure, sure. Like if it's like we bought tickets and we're like, "Fuck, I can't make it. I need to get something out of them." You're going to drop the plan. Yeah, and everybody in Vegas is rich, because they just came from the casino. Yeah, they can't stop winning. Yeah, they've got so much money. We were hanging out before the thing, and there were so many LSU fans. And I don't know that there was double the LSU fans of USC fans, even though it did feel like it. But LSU fans were just screaming and yelling and chanting. I bet they talked funny. What they got in a bag. Yeah, what came out of it? You can hear their voices pretty distinctly. Uh-huh. You could hear the, "Hey, y'all's." And the, "Oh, my gosh." Yeah, and you got these-- That was the distinction of the two groups. These USC film school nerds just over here. Hey, come on. And it's so noisy. This is a LA film school nerd, even though-- It was a great game. It was fun. A great game. We sat, we have great tickets, and we sat and played Blackjack for a couple hours before. And when we were playing Blackjack, we won like 120 bucks playing Blackjack. Boom, tickets paid for themselves. Tickets. Put that into two hot dogs and one beer at the game. Oh, how much was the food? Food? Well, I wasn't crazy expensive, and the lines were surprisingly short. Ooh. Short lines. Self-serve walk-in, tap-a-phone. They got that tap thing you just walked through for the drinks. Dude, I do not love when I went to Olivia Rodrigo with the harp. You tap your phone, you walk in, you grab shit, and you leave. Yeah. I'm like, it doesn't ding my card right there. So I'm like, I don't even know how much I paid for. What? I'm going to be fucked, and I'm going to be out of the stadium by the time I find out. Yeah. Everything in there is super expensive. Yeah. No price tags on anything. There's no other version of it. So I'm like, this is now just the price. Like, if before it was more expensive, now it is just what it is, because there was no person you could buy something from. Now, Andy, I heard about this game. It was a really good game. It was an exciting game. Tell us how great that ending was, my man. Oh, my gosh, it was so exciting. You know, it was the last second touchdown. You thought there was going to stick a field goal. I watched it in the green room with the club. Okay. I charged that mosquito thing, and it's an average room. It's just what I realized. It's one of the mosquitoes. I got bit by mosquito. No, I just charged it in there. It's got bits. Sorry. You have an alum on your hands there. Yeah. I mean, if you're lucky. She's drunk as hell. Yelling at everybody. She stayed at the game when you landed. She stayed after I left. Oh, my gosh. She stayed for the end. She's terrific. She's going to get kidnapped. No. You were, she's going to beat somebody up. Yeah, you know, I was worried. She's going to join in a riot. You know, because they're so happy that we're on. What if she met someone else? She's just buying her. So you leave a woman by herself. All those men there? It was hot. It was about herself. There's like 20,000 people there. It's about 90,000 people. I mean, I don't know how many people are. How crazy does that say to you? It's crazy. Here's the thing about it. It's no, I mean, I'm sure there's frills, but when you're looking at it, it's no frills compared to a sulfi. You know, so you're like trying to like do a thing here. But this was like focused on football. That's cool. There was other stuff going on, but it wasn't a constant like music. It was more of a football. You got a crazy screen situation? No, there's two screens on this side and one big screen on the opposite side. What about the pregame show? I guess you missed it because you were in the parking lot. Miss the pregame show at the halftime USC band. Yeah. Did a little number. I played Dolly Farm that did some other stuff. Also free show. When do you hear this free show we saw at halftime? Jabber walkies. Jabber walkies came out, did a little dance. They were right above us too. Like the dance platform was right here. That's cool. I was like, oh, Jabber walkies up there. That's fun. We were the price of a mission. He wasn't with them, but he was at the game. Do you kind of show him some of your moves from the crowd? Be like, have you guys need anybody on here for the week? You know what I mean? I mean, I can kind of come to you. The Jabber walkies has a good ring to it. They have a residency, right? I could freestyle while they do their dance. Exactly right. Yeah, they got a residency at the MGM same place. I was playing. Oh, any word of what they're going to do with the Mirage? I don't know. Are they going to blow it up? Can they see it? If they blow it up, it feels like we should go for the explosion. Am I crazy? Yeah, I feel like there's a hotel right next door that got blown up recently that was like half blown up. That would be a bad story to the MGM. There is one there that-- Tropicana, I believe. Oh, they have blown up, you know? There's one that's like half complete. It's like they're a complete incident, and it was weird. People weren't talking about it. It was what the Tropicana looked like. Oh, there it ends it in, and people aren't talking about it now. Why are you half blown up a building? You've got to blow it up the rest. They only live the bottom half, the weird thing. It's just floating out there? Yeah, it might be Chris Angel fucking around. You got to watch that guy. Who knows what he's doing? I heard some crazy rumors while I was there about some stuff. You want to hear some crazy rumors? Yeah, you got to open with this. A couple of times ago, we saw David Copperfield, and I was like, I hate to say this because he's like a comedy legend, but David Copperfield's show kind of sucked. He was a comedy legend? A magic legend. A magic legend, but he's funny too. I mean, you see the show, you know. He's one of the guys, and the show kind of sucks. He's a phone in it, and he'll do the trick, and then, you know, he'll just do a little flourish at then. You ever see a flourish where their heart's not in it? He's like, do a trick? And I've been here. You know what I was supposed to say? He does it in real life. He does it in real life. And anyway, so I heard this story about him and another guy, that's interesting, that he got into the mob for something, and then the mob launders money through the day with Copperfield. I hope I don't get killed for out in this. Although it's probably just a rumor if people say, so the show is supposedly sold out every night. You peek your head in there. It's not sold every night, but it's a money laundering thing. And he wants to quit, but then won't let it. I think like this, you should pitch this as a television show. I don't think you could show this show. Also, that's the toy and I were talking about it. Wouldn't it be a cool show too? Because like the protagonist is also a magician. And so he decides that's it. I'm not doing it anymore. And he's got to get away from the mob. It's my greatest trick of all, his magic. His magic, yeah, yeah, yeah. But in the show, the guy's not a rapist. Is David got to feel the bad guy? A legend. He canceled. He did it. Copperfield. Send this over the list, all right? So we know going into Copperfield is a legend. And there's an alleged island where he he'll like bring up a female volunteer, and then that woman until a lot of times is an attractive woman that sometimes will end up on this island. And that's where she got where he put the statue of Liberty. They call it rape island. People who? Who calls it that? People that tell the story. Okay. That is. But you Google. It's got the crystal clear water there. I'm not Googling it. I believe David Copperfield's rape island. I'm not Googling it. We all can agree. And he's clearly a bad guy. I got a comp ticket. Didn't get any money from me. There you go. You went through the mark. Similar story about Bruno Mars. The Bruno Mars has like an insane gambling debt. And he doesn't make money when he does his shows in Vegas. All right. He's just paying down that debt. There's. That was the rumor that popped towards the big. That was the rumor that popped recently. And then they came out and they were like, no, but. That makes it seem more real, doesn't it? It doesn't make as much. I guess that you just like protecting him and he does your shows. But I remember seeing him and being like, it makes more sense that he's not. Because it was something like 50 million dollars. You know what I heard is a real good time in Las Vegas, Nevada. Usher. For the real fun. H-E-R-R-A-Y-M-O-N-D. You think you're the only hip-hop guy in the pod, Andy? Ah. Fucking chance, my man. I didn't know you were talking about her all over there. If good fortune comes my way in the next little bit here or whatever, in some form of employment, I'm like, I'm going to get Adele tickets, which are through the roof. We are in Taylor Swift territory here. Wow. But Adele just said recently, which she had said initially, probably a couple of years ago, whenever she signed this deal for Vegas, her residency ends, I want to say in March, maybe, and she's like, and then you won't see me for a very long time. Oh, who was she going to take? Who was she going to go? She's going to just live her life, be a mom, be a... Hang on with Rich Paul. A bad age? Is this Rich Paul right? Rich Paul, yeah. You think they're maybe secretly married and maybe engaged? Power couple. So she's going to step first. So I'm like, spin the scratch, take the harp to that. But as I'm saying that, back to back, just blow all the money, just go to Usher one night, go to Usher. Make out the weekend, you know. Boom. Try do that one night, maybe best of your life. Usher and Adele, a bang bang Usher and Adele. Here's the thing I've been to, Adele, I saw Adele at Staples, right? At the mall, at Staples. Here's what happens. It's, first of all, it's fantastic. It's lovely, it's beautiful, you'll cry, all the things. But there's, if you go, I recommend taking at least one moment to not just enjoy Adele. Take yourself out of the show and just enjoy how bad and how loud everyone, because Adele, one of the greatest singers we got on the planet right now. She's a GMA girl. People are trying to hit these notes, 19,000 of us. And I'm one of them. Yeah. And it is comical. If you can just pick one voice near you. Roundie, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. You guys loud singers at concerts, you sing along loud. I'm losing my voice in my life. I got no voice. You sing loud? I like to sing. I'm not the only one singing, but I mean, I'm singing. Feels like you're about to come out and tie singing, Andy. No, I sing, but I don't sing loud. I think I've had like people singing too loud in my ear before. So I'll sing along to the tunes I love, but I keep it. Give us an example of the volume, right? Andy's told me so he's concert police. I keep it rained in. I keep it rained in a little bit. Yeah, like what? Come on, like I'm third I blind and we go, you know, I'm out there. Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. You just do that part too. You just only do that the whole time. Yeah, yeah. He just does something I blind this year. How much t-shirts do you think they would sell if they sold t-shirts that said doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. We've talked about it. I think they tell them all. They're idiots. How many hats you sell? These guys are blind. Well, you're not allowed to sell merch over there at Brad Garrett's comedy club. And also I was opening for the very funny Greg Warren. I would never take merch for the opening spot anymore either. Okay. But uh, well, you're sitting on some of the hottest merch at all or show business, my man. So you got to get these guys. You can see them this week in Fort Worth on Wednesday. Woo, you got the credit card swiper. I got a new swiper. There you go. You're all set up for success. Next gen, you can tap it. One lady ran up to it wherever I was last week and the whole week before last week tapped her phone on it. I didn't even know you could do that. That's what I was saying. Tapped your pay. She tapped her phone on it. You can, they brought back the bump too. You guys remember the bump? I brought back the bump. They brought back the bump, dude. It's a cocaine thing. Now, dude, remember when the iPhone came out and they were like, you want to share contacts, just bump phones. Just the little fist bump. They brought that back. We talked about a cocaine ad on Instagram today. A cocaine ad? It was for like a necklace you put cocaine in. Hey, that was the police and you need to not click on it. Wait, what did they have? They were like, this necklace is great for storing sugar. And it has a great spoon that goes right into it that you can scoop the sugar out with. But only use it for sugar. Dude, you were fucking in Vegas for too long. You were in Vegas a long time. You're in your algorithm. Your phone just thought you left and just went. My phone was like, oh, he's been there for five days. Seven days? Yeah, he does cocaine. Well, nobody's been here seven days and I've done cocaine. Did you go to that doughnut store? I told you to go to Vegas. Oh, no, I didn't make it to the doughnut store. Oh, I just had to do too much cocaine. Yeah, I was too on cocaine. Yeah, too much sugar. That's the kind of sugar I have. The booger sugar is what you're into. Snot rocks. We didn't go to a, we had a command today. Pretty fun. You in Tory? Yeah. In Tory a command today. Greg Dennenkamp. Greg Dennenkamp. He was sick. Well, him and Mark were gambling. You know, I think they thought about it. Videopoker. Videopoker. They had to look at some pictures in the lobby of the hotel. Tell me about this drive back from Vegas through the night. You pump in tunes, you rent a convertible. What do you do? No, I'm driving my car, you know, with no skid plate on it. Yeah. I mean, you got the windows down and my oil pan the whole way home. Yeah, this is guy that's known to leave skid books in his car. I couldn't get through it. Sometimes it's too good. No, I'm just driving. I'm driving, listening to a book. Listening to a book. Tory snooze. Exciting one. Just like in the movies. Yeah. Exciting one and exciting one. Exciting one. Yeah. Remember when I had that beautiful meal at the girl ago, the best meal of my life maybe? And I met that author. Yeah. It's a third book in this series that he wrote. Wow. Are you texting this guy? Well, I texted him after I finished the book and was like, I love the book. What, he texts you back? He texts me back, but it texts me back like a lot later and was like. Thanks. Oh, I watch your stand up and we liked it too. He texts me back. But he texts me back. So I texted him to death and finish the book and I was like, Hey, I love that book, by the way. So good, you know, gave like a specific compliment and then he wrote back. Oh, we looked you up that night and you're really funny. It's like that, that was three weeks ago, man. Yeah. It took three weeks to read the book. Could have text it. Yeah. I like to see fake to me. I think he's just. No, I think he's cool still, but. Can you think you're funny? You are funny. Yeah. I definitely weren't funny. I think he texted Andy back in the exact length of his pumpkin spice special. It's just like, Oh, fuck. Watch that and texted him back. Yeah, you get six albums that he had to listen to. He had to work through the guys. You got a fucking, you know what you got, Andy? A catalog. You got a catalog. You got a catalog. You have a discographer, my friend. People got to work their way through. There's probably message boards ranking your albums. Have you checked Rancor? No, check Rancor. Rancor. So one of the bad guys from the Star Wars, I think. Rancor? Yeah. I think he was in a Rancor pit. I found a Reddit today. Let me see if I can find it. I probably won't be able to because I don't know how to find things on Reddit, but it has a-- Have you tried the search bar? No, I don't know how to find things that I already found. Unless you like it, you can't find it. It doesn't show you like what you already looked at. You're trying to find a funny video you saw on Instagram. It's damn near impossible. Yeah, it's right. You got to Google it. You got to say that thing. It's so hard. It's, I mean, they got to fix that. Funny Instagram video. Mm-hmm. Got to fix that shit. See it. But anyway, it was like some subreddit dedicated to people in relationships troubled with sex life, like zero sex drive. Uh-huh. And it'll be like, hey, we kissed this morning. Yeah. And people are like, that's great. And I remember my husband, we haven't kissed in seven years. And I went there kind of thinking there's going to be like a thing of like, hey, I'm in a relationship. And my partner didn't seem interested in sex. And we turn it around. Here's how you do it. It's just a lot of people supporting each other about like we gave up on sex seven years ago. And it's fine. I'm not happy, but it's fine. It's a lot of that. You just stumbled across this one. No, I specifically searched for it on anonymous browser. But I thought it'd be stuff like put this in or drink. You know what I mean? I thought it'd be actual helpful information. Dude, I feel like you got to engage in the community. It's about just sad people. Get off anonymous browser and go ahead. Oh, do you have an anonymous browser? You don't want people knowing you're going on there. There'll be one that goes like, uh, we had, uh, we had sex and, um, you know, we both climaxed and after just the overwhelming feeling of sadness. It was just, I mean, even the, the winds are, even the winds are lost. Whoa. I'm going to find it again. That sounds like a fun place on the internet. Yeah. You know what you find a friend of mine told me she found, uh, bees and tap hats. Maybe that one is like a nice palette cleanser for you. You know what, speaking of friends of mine. You know, Sally just wrote a book. Brooks of Australia. Uh huh. Oh, you guys know her? Yeah, I'm familiar. She's a friend of mine. I go to my local bookstore, Chevalier. And, uh, I owe, hey, I like, I need this book. Yeah. Point me in the direction. They go, it's gone, baby. It's on back order. It's on back order. Can't even get it. Back order? They're like, what do you, so can I put an order, like you can put an order in. What we're saying is we can't tell you when it'll be here. And I'm getting books in a day there, right? Uh huh. We can't tell you when it's coming because it's, they're gone. And it's, they're, they're running. They have to run a second print is what she says to me. Did you tell Sally that? I did not. You should tell her that. I was waiting to do this for you guys. Oh, that's great. Uh huh. That's great. Does it look great? Uh huh. That's very exciting. Everyone means everyone should rush out and get their copy. I mean, if you want to read it. I personally have ordered three copies. I've ordered multiple copies. If it's in your book store, grab it. Cause if it's gone, I mean, we got to wait. How long does it take to do a second print? Well, it comes out, it has not come out officially yet. Oh, then it's gone. It comes out September 9th or 10th, I believe, September 9th or 10th. Oh, so she said it's on back order. So the pre-orders must have sold it out? Pre-order, they've surpassed the pre-order is what it sounds like. Wow. Past the, what they printed, I guess. It's very exciting. Very exciting. I got the, I got a hard cover because I, or you know, I don't know if it's hard or not. I got a physical copy. Mm hmm. I got a Kindle version because this probably won't even read. And I got the audio book because she reads it. She reads it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Andy's hard pressed to find a bigger fan here. I didn't want to get the audio book too, but then I found out she read it herself. Got to do it. I got to do it. I mean, you got to do it. I'm going to, I'm going to download that audio book. I'm going to read the full of the actual book, you know what I mean? I'm going to have t-shirts made. I don't know what I'm going to do here, but it's very exciting. I was hoping we have the book. We'd plug it. The book is called Going to Main by Sally Brooks. Well, it's one to have one on the thing. Yeah, we will. And we will, absolutely. But get your pre-order in now because it seems like, you know, this is a hot commodity. It's got a great subtitle too. It's like ways to fall on the Appalachian Trail. Yeah, it's got a, yeah. Good looking cover. Yeah, great. Great looking cover. It's a popular color in the bookstore I've noticed. Orange. It's been, it's popular color on Andy as well. It's just not now, but generally speaking, this season. Love an orange book. What else we got on that? You guys want to do some, it's good? Wow, I'd love to. Oh, yeah. Do you want me to kick it off? Kick it off, my man. I'll kick it off. I got two of them. I forgot what one of them is. So I'll do the one that I remember. The new Adam Sandler special. It's love or I love you or something like that. It's good. It doesn't quite reach, I would say 100% fresh. The last one he did is top five Netflix specials of all time. I loved it so much. That was a great special. I re-watched it multiple times. I've done that with very few of them. And this one is good. It's not great. It's not great. But it's good. But it's good. It's worth a lot. It's good, it's positive. For sure. It's definitely worth a watch. New Adam Sandler special. It's good. Okay, it's good, baby. I gotta give that watch. Are you doing your other one? I'm thinking of trying to think of what it was. Oh, I got two also. Okay, I only got one. And they are both twisters, baby. I watched twisters. Twisters, twisters. Two twisters, okay. Harper and I were supposed to go to the movies to see Twister. And then we got Wolverine and Deadpool where it just reduced the number of showings to kind of didn't fit into our schedule. So it comes out, you can buy it for $20 or you can rent it for $25 and buy Georgia. We bought it. I got that kind of movie. I had to buy, I bought it. Fall guy. It was the only way I could get it. Fall guy? Maybe my favorite movie year. Yeah, Fall guy is my favorite movie. No, Delma's my favorite movie of the year. Fall guy number two. I haven't seen it. I like to see Velma. Velma. You saw Louise? I just saw Louise. But twisters, I thought good and good in the best way of it. It's everything you want it to be. It's a good time. I got it. It's not great, but everything isn't great. Everything doesn't need to be great. Everybody should watch a good thing and this is a good thing. Things can just be good. We watched off this. We watched that with Bud of Harpers. It was over and she's like, "This reminds me of the movie Fall." She's like, "It's the similar storyline. What happens to characters and things?" And they say, "I'm not going to spoil the movie." But we watched Fall, which Andy saw. I did. Fall. Where there's a bunch of boobs out on a tower. Oh yeah. It's just two girls on a tower. Someone that's called Fall? Trailer for that movie gave me anxiety. Here's the thing. The movie gives you anxiety. There are mediocre moments. There are pretty good moments. There's whatever. There's a twist and the movie goes, I would say this. Oh, where is this? They're starting a story here. Okay, I see what's happening here. Oh, oh gosh. It's a bummer. No, we're back. No, I'm just anxious for a while. I'm nervous. I'm feeling things. It's anxiety. It's anxiety, it's anxiety. Gross, super sad, gross, and grosser in the end. I'm out. I'll never see this. Just based on that synopsis. And Andy's, I think an Andy's review part of it was, they just keep finding reasons for these, you know, female actors to remove layers on this tower. Oh, hold up. I'm back in a little bit. The cleavage just keeps popping. I watch it on a plane. It's a great plane watch. The premise of this movie for people who are unfamiliar, as I understand it, is two girls climb a just vertical cell foam tower and they get stuck at the top of it, correct? Two thousand feet to be out on that. And that's the whole movie is them on the top of it. And they do some cool shots of it. There's some flashbacks. So we'll cover some flashbacks. There are some flashbacks. Ooh, I am out on this though. I'm not, I'm not watching it. We're the girls scared. Well, they're watching it. Scary in parts. Everett slept in our bed last night. Um, it got to, I would say, the first sad part, which was really sad and also really gross. And she goes, "I think I'm out over here." I stood up and I was like, "Do you want me to go?" What I was like to bring attention to is I get an awful lot of trouble for recommending a PG-13 Spider-Man movie. Mm-hmm. And I think what you guys watch is a full-on, R-rated horror film. It is a PG-13 movie that I would say you also recommended. Whoa! Not for children. Not for children. You got to redeem yourself. You got to only, maybe just for, for you only watch Disney Pixar kind of, so that's all that you can recommend. This is not going well for you. Well, I'll tell you, my, it's good. It's the call map. It's just good. Call me a call map. It's not great, but it's good. Call me down? It does call me down. Oh. It's hard. You ever think about doing it before the podcast? You think I'm a little wound up right now? You think I'm a little, you think I'm a little torqued up? Dude? Because I'll fucking kill you. [laughter] No, it's not great. It's not great, but it is good. It's not that the interface is poor. It's a little, you're messy and hard to find what you want. But every once in a while, if you dig around in there, you'll find something that'll really, you know, find you down the right day, and it's good. I think this good's a turn into a gotcha. Alex recommends this call map to me. He goes, "I'm happy to have your guy ready to break." You need a call map in your life. He goes, "They got these walking ones." He put on a walking when you take a walk, I go, "Man, I fucking, I'll take a walk." I put my headphones in. I'm like, "I need to call him." So I'm using this app that Alex told me about called Calm. I walk around this guy's like, "All right now. You got your dog? Just make sure you pay attention to your dog and let your dog lead you." And I'm taking a walk now. I got no dog. And this guy's, "I'm on a dog walk." Meditation app. I'm going to take the dog. Because I thought I was supposed to be walking by myself. Let me tell you something, a call map. I'm furious that this guy's just talking about dogs. I got my dogs at home. I did seemingly recommend I say, "Hey, I think these would really help you." I think this is a good introduction in the meditation for you, because you don't have to sit there with your eyes closed and feel weird just walking around. This dog walking one is the last one in the series. You skipped all the way. All the way, you just picked the dog walking one. When I typed in walking. Dog walk, I mean. I picture the dog walking one being the guy's like, "Pay attention to your dog. Don't let it sniff people that it doesn't know." If it goes up to another person, bring it back under your control. Don't let it just, it's, don't let it lick other people. The real specific thing. It's closer to that thing than meditation, I say. We think that bug him about dogs. Their hair's going to get on your pants. Better be in a leash. Do you pick up the poop? How many poop bags do you have on you? It's more about just observing. I was feeling pretty like his voice found him to be annoying. He has an accent, so I don't know where this is. No, no. What do you mean he has an accent to be annoying? It's not his accent. It's his condescending tone. This is, you know what? Maybe this just is not for you. But I said, the woman walks. Lots of people don't like to be told to calm down. That's what a lot of the ass is. You don't tell me to calm down. You tell me to calm down. But I listen to the woman. I will say, I don't know if I'm calmer. But it is more than nothing when you're on a walk. And I do bring the dogs on the non-dog walking one because she's fine about it. She doesn't care. But like I was doing it today, I was walking. It was too hot for the dogs, I thought. So I left them and I did it by myself. And there was like a moment I'm listening to. It's all about being present, you know. Absolutely. Smell this and touch that. Every time she says, feel your tintos lifting off the ground. I think she's saying, feel your tintos falling off. It always makes me chuff. Nice little moment of joy. There was a moment I'm walking and I go, I'm not present at all right now. I'm thinking about tomorrow. I'm thinking about later today. I'm thinking about this. And I like re-brought myself back into the present. Sniff the trees, looked at the houses. There you go. Sniff the tree, lick the house. That's meditating right there. You just figured it all out. That's the whole thing. It's just a practice of coming back. You just come back. Well, I don't like it. You drift, you come back. You drift. I can't come back. It's uh, it's better than nothing. I don't know if it's, but I dig it. I'm doing it almost every day now. I thought this was going to be a gotcha. Well, he's trying to get him a little bit. He's trying to get me. He made me, let's get him a little bit. Walk around with some guy, just tell him I eat. I'm going to fucking get you. Watch out, because I'm going to get you at some point, you know. I'm going to fucking get you, dude. No, that's my, it's good. It's not great, but it's good. Here's my second, it's good. I remembered it. Chestnut versus Kobayashi. Oh, yeah. Watched it right before it came over here. All I want you to do is spoil it, but don't spoil it in case people watch it. Is it entertaining? If you're a fan of competitive eating, you're going to love it. And they're eating vegan hot dogs, is that correct? No, no, no, no. They're eating all beef hot dogs. All beef, but he's a vegan. He's a vegan. He's a vegan. He's a vegan company, right? Yeah. And that's why he got kicked out of the Nathan's hot dog eating contest. This is one that Netflix put on aside from any other hot dog eating contest. Wow. It was specifically a grudge match between Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut. They got bad blood between them. Some people say they have beef, all beef hot dogs that pun comes up a few times during the watch. Do they make the joke of they probably do have bad blood with the amount of hot dogs they eat? I bet there really is bad blood. They didn't get to that one. Who's the commentators about that? Rob Riggle. Rob Riggle and then some other people that I didn't know, but Rob Riggle's the main one. Two Titans of Rob Riggle. Bad range on that guy. Hey, man. Rob Riggle's my, it's good. You know, Rob Riggle is good. He's good. Now here's speaking of eating stuff. Here's my second. It's good. And I don't mean to just cut. If you have more to say about this hot dog eating contest, it's just, it's fun. It's just fun. It's fun. How long are we talking? It's an hour. It's an hour long. Yeah. Oh, they're foot longer hot dogs. I want to get coffee this morning. Go to this coffee shop. I got a few. I bounce around. I get to the counter and I see this little handwritten sign. It says Tina's pick Cincinnati chili vegan beef jerky. And I go, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the phone. What's this? Yeah. And I go, I knew there was no meat in that chili. This is a different thing. Andy, don't even bring your bias into this. I go, what is this? I'd like to have something. She goes, oh, and she pulls out the bag, gives it to me. It's a bag of soy vegan beef jerky flavored like Cincinnati skyline chili. Oh my god. I go, give me the bag, baby. I need to have it. I take it home. I surprise more with it, get it home from work. And it doesn't taste like a skyline, but I'm really surprised that. It's good too that someone wanted to buy. Yeah. I'm going to, you know what? I'm going to plug the, I'm going to plug the brand because that's how good it was. You know, it was good. It's Louisville, Louisville, Kentucky, Louisville, vegan jerky company. Small batch jerky company. All right. It's good, baby. It's good. Hey, can I say this on this walk? I know why they're making small batches. Andy, this is an upstart company. They're trying their best. And for you, I mean, unbelievable. On this walk, there's a tree I walk by in front of it. It's like the grassy part between the street and someone's house. So you don't, it could be someone's, it's public property, but maybe this is like, this house did something to the street, which is there's a pink note on kind of this like thick, it's a very nice looking piece of paper. And it's kind of tacked to the tree with a pretty flower. And on the front of the note, it's fold over. It says, this is for you. And in the inside, you can see that there's something written. And I walk by it the first day and they go, this is for you. And I am curious, but then I'm like, they want me to read that. So I keep walking. And then I'm like, well, what if I should have read it? And I keep, I walk by every day and I've never looked at it. It's for you. Do you look for it? It's for, it's for whoever reads it. Yeah, of course I look. I look into it immediately. You know what I mean? Do you look at this letter on the street? No, I probably wouldn't look at it. I bet it's trying to sell you some. That's how they're ripping you off. You're too deep down that ripping off rabbit all Andy. We do the 90s show game and get out of here. Oh yeah, let's see the 90s show game. Well, good episode. You want to recap the score before we head into it here, Andy, while I pull up my. I also got to pull up mine. Okay, there's mine. Okay, after three episodes, we're currently sitting. Oh boy, where did it go? We're currently sitting. Alex has two, I have two and the audience has one and a half. Okay, and look, currently the release of the show is outpacing the game because now available on Netflix is part three new episodes now available of that 90s show on Netflix. So get out there, keep playing along, keep watching, get that baby to the number one. And the scores are digging. It's like, you guys are bringing in, this joke is hilarious, is it Tommy's? And most of the time it's not because the staff is so funny, so many jokes. I'm like, but I'm getting some jokes in. You're not like it when you're right. Toddy's in there. Some hottie, Boby's. I saw one in there. Well, I'll let you go first because I saw one in there and I was like, I'm so sure this is Tommy's. I'm not even doing it for the game. Wow. I'm fair to do this one. Okay, well, yeah. Go ahead. I can't remember a word for work because I didn't write it down. So I'm like, I'm not using it, but someone says something and then someone else goes, your face is blah, blah, blah. That's Tommy. That's his kids are saying that around the house. I did that forever. I did that forever. I'll get one in that specific for them and I'll be like, they'll watch that one. That one's not even fair to use. Well, this one, this is my entry for the episode here. In this episode. You know, Kitty's laid up. She's laid up in bed. She got her ankle is all messed up and then she's worried red's going to be. She gets the idea that red might be getting drawn away by some other women. So she doesn't believe it at first. I'm the only woman that red wants. The only woman red wants is me, but I did have my suspicions about Carmen Lecture. You knew that answer on Jeopardy a little too fast. Not mine. Okay. Well, that's because that wasn't mine either. That was the audiences that was mine. That was mine. Well, I'm over. Well, I love that Carmen Lecture cameo made me laugh. And I also chose something from the Carmen Electric cameo, but I chose when Carmen Lecture is in red's fantasy or Kitty's fantasy that red's having. Maybe is a better description of it. Carmen Lecture says to red in a very sexy voice, "Do you want shake or bake?" And red says, "The box says we're supposed to do both." Yo, that was going to be, I know this sounds like I'm just saying it. That was going to be my entry and I decided against it. That's it. That was a credit for Carmen Lecture being on the show. There's also a couple of the physical gags that red did in that when she was dancing, which was very fun to pitch on to get an all-time Kurt Wood Smith comedy actor to be like, "Hey, what if you polish your glasses off like you're trying to see it better?" What are you guys doing those real time or were they? Yeah, we were throwing them in real time. So you're just getting looking over there. Do it. Twerk. Carmen Lecture graduated alum of Princeton High School just down the road from where I grew up. My cousin's looking. Wow, very cool. Now here's the entry I got from the audience over here. This one is a B story in this episode is that, and I forget the character's name, his boyfriend's coming in from Canada. I got to go pick him up. I got to go pick up the boyfriend. It's going to pick up Etienne. So Etienne, all the people are getting off the bus at the bus station. Oh, you're talking about Ozzy. Ozzy's boyfriend is named Etienne. Yes, Ozzy's boyfriend is named Etienne. All those people are getting off the bus, none of them Etienne, and man, I'm so bad with character names. The guy who's with them, not Jay, the other one. Nate. Nate goes, "Wow, I never realized how much Canadians look like us. Welcome to America." Yeah, that was me because the original pitch was, I said, never realized how much Americans look like us. And then you cut to his POV, and it's him in a hockey jersey walking by. I was wanting him to be looking at, we were going to shoot it, but it was a whole production issue. It was one of my favorite pitches of the year because you're in a room, you pitch a joke, and it's like, oh, it's funny, Greg lets it in. You're like, that's great, love getting it in. But this one, it required so many meetings, and I had to defend it at every turn, because it was like, we have to shoot this completely different than you would. Every time I could tell everybody was like, tell me just back down. I'm like, I think it's great. We made it to the 11th down, and then we had to cut the bit, but I really wanted the ridiculousness of him being like, "Man, these Americans, the Canadians really look like us. It's just him in a hockey jersey." Is that an audience right now? It's the audience. One for the audience. Well, I also have an audience one. My audience one is from the same scene where they're out at the bus stop together, and I thought this guy's, I thought it was, well, maybe it's Kelso's his last name, Kelso. Jay Kelso. Yeah, Jay Kelso. He goes to get a presence to give to Etienne, because they forgot to bring chocolate or something, and he comes back with a, it's a boy balloon that's meant to be for a baby. And he says, they even had gay balloons. Not me. I'm trying to remember, because I remember getting a big lap in the room. I can't remember who it was. It was one of the other very funny people. Okay. I wish I could remember who that was. Keep sending in the jokes. You're clawing back. You're clawing back. After four episodes, I have three. Alex has two, and the audience has two and one half. We agree with him, baby. Like we said, there's more episodes available. Check them out. Nandy, where are you going to be if you want to be? I'm at the Comedy 4 in Fort Collins, Colorado this Wednesday, coming up Louisville next week. Solving towards the end of the month. Also, Decatur Indiana towards the end of the month. Decatur Indiana. I didn't know it existed either. Wow, Illinois. It's right there. All right. Two, bye.