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Noah Yap Eat Nasi Padang

Duration:
1h 2m
Broadcast on:
09 Sep 2024
Audio Format:
mp3

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00:00 Show Promos

03:35 NOAH YAP IS HERE

08:03 Happy Ever Laughter 2024

10:33 YouTube

13:16 TikTok lives

15:03 Rilek...

18:20 Nasi Padang

21:12 SNAIL

25:50 Chinese food

27:21 Durian

30:30 Burping masseuse

36:43 MISINFORMATION MINUTE

The more better podcast! Ladies and gentlemen, if you are in Malaysia right now, I'm very glad to tell you that tickets are going fast. In fact, NKL is almost sold out, and JB is almost sold out, in Penang is very close to being almost sold out, and all the other states are, well, they're selling to other states. No, they take that. It's fine. It's fine. They will arrive there. Okay, over the sum of them, anytime. Trust in Malaysia's. Trust in Malaysia's. Trust in you guys. If you guys haven't gotten the tickets yet, if you haven't gotten the tickets yet, get your tickets at FuzzyRashit.com, which will also lead you to FuzzyRashit.com, by the way. I bought two other domains. Malaysia tour happening in October. I hope to see you guys there. Cool. And welcome to the podcast. It's time for everybody. Yes. Hi. What's up? What's up? Our guests? Let me do that again. Sorry. Hi. Yeah, our guests gagged before he even started. We wanted to. We told ourselves, you know, we did this podcast together for like three episodes, and we're like, you know why? We need to break this malay tension that we have between each other with a face of a regular Singaporean. This is why today I am the minority. Yeah. No, it's okay. It's fine. It's fine. No, you are a minority, but you are representing most Singaporeans. Okay. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. Okay. Those Singaporeans, the different- That's up, guys. Bless up. Bless up. Oh, wow. Wow. That's what Raja taught me. Raja taught you a bless-up. Guys. It's been blessing people since... Since he released his first song. Raja has been blessing people, and you are now are blessing us with your presence today. Thank you. Thank you, thank you for being here. I'm very, I'm very, very, very honored to be in the presence of, you know, a bonafide star. You know, an actor I used to look up to, you know, like all these- You used to- What? You used to- That's my bun. Wait, wait, wait. Did I say something wrong? So, can I ask my bun? Okay, okay, okay, okay. So, I might have, I might have, you know, I might have slipped that. It's very, it's an honor to be around someone who used to be such a star. You know, I mean, he used to be such a- He was such a- He was such a big deal back then. A once a big deal, right? Wow. Hey, come on, come on, come on. What are you talking about? What's your name again? No, bro, like, one period of time, I remember like, it was so cool to be him, you know, and I'm just glad that he's here now. Like, finally, he's got to go out levels. No, because if you ask him back then, he cannot- He was booked up, he won. He won. He won. He's always great to hang out with a couple of hesbins, also. No, one, I was never once. He's been and never was. That's why he's hanging out with you. Wait, also, he has arrived there already. Okay, like, I mean, you got Netflix. Yeah, that's like- Yeah, that's what our shows- That's up. That's up. That's up. That's in the puzzle. Exactly, one month ago. Now, you're on my level. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, reality. You guys were on the same show, though. We did, we were on the same show. Yes, we were on the same Show for those of you that don't know no, I know I obviously in the building by the way guys You What is his wrong you wait wait? Nobody is like that. So his name is yeah, right because it's the wrong way to see it, right? It's the yeah, huh no wrong wrong. It's it's yep wrong you. Yes. Yeah, so he's saying here We don't know why you just sing it wrong you You're saying somebody's name wrong, bro. How did I say it's wrong you is this wrong? It's not wrong wrong you wrong you Yeah, yeah wrong you that's it Okay, you bro. You are rops. Bro your face is rops. Okay. You understand just so messed up No, I yeah wrong you why would you mess up? Well, can you say his name? Yeah come that's not my phone come You know I give you my I see you try someone. Okay, what's your name? A bunch of uncles tonight That was not bad. That was not bad. I Did me no, okay read Mama coming Mama come out come a ru has it been mohammed. I mean No, you see I never say mohammed camaroo. I'll see any I never say I never say I never say no way I trust her to make you feel welcome. Wow, baby. No, we were going to a regular For you. I'm sorry. Okay. So today. It's a very halo hang out for you I'm very sorry that there's no see up to you here I know the vibes that you like I know you love to go see I'm cute lights. No, like who said no, no, no No, no, that's not mean I asked you to go one time I love us to go as far as your words. Oh, hey, yeah, but I know I say whatever you want I ask say whatever you ask. Yeah, I ask you ask me to go see I'm cute and I politely decline Hmm, right? Like for somebody if I ask you to eat A piece of cake. Oh, right? Okay, would you immediately assume that I love cake? Not really that you had you were going to I was nice ago cake. I want to offer this slice of cake to you That's true. Yeah, let's do something more you love. Okay. Let's say no offers you Pratau sugar. Hmm. Okay, will you say yes? I Would Decline that offer. Oh, I know you say that you hate sugar with I don't hate sugar, but I just hate the people associated with that Brand so the Chinese people never see anything. I never say okay. I know I can do it However, right now that you're offering him like let's say like you offer him a piece of cake Yeah, and you say he won't eat yeah, because he's a disciplined person That won't eat just won't eat a kick anywhere on doesn't but there is a piece of cake that I know that he will want to eat Because it's hungry go special where he will eat the Chinese cupcake Not when it's like fully fully blessed. That's they're still there's no I can do. Oh, yeah No, it's pre pre pre like you know like before like you buy from the shop the cake You are right, right, right, right. Have you tasted a kick before? No I mean you can yeah, whatever you follow Jackie has eaten. He's a can can eat like like like a steamed cake like that Okay, and where is he right now because she's eating a cake. Yeah, yeah, I Was so busted. I hope these ages were Okay, so so so now now now that you're here, they're the real reason that what I want to ask you is we've been hearing stories About you just being a fuck boy out there. You know what I mean? That's that's that's what I've heard stories Rumors me rumors How you enjoy your life now, I'm good, bro. I'm good. So yeah, you brought out happy of laughter I'm very very thankful to a done the show really with you and the rest I think he has been a great experience. Yeah, and Yeah, I was telling come that the first time I went on stage. I almost wanted to puke next age Mm-hmm. It was so scary. So I didn't hurt the jokes is it because you know what I was gonna say You find a day, okay in my defense. I don't write them No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't throw your writers under the bus. Don't don't go it is okay Usually you need a message. I did really I really actually know that Give you credit. My man. My man. They give you credit. You did good. Thank you. You did good. You did good Yeah, actually I said this and I said it to you in person It was definitely one of my favorite sets one of my favorite sets not because it was the funniest It wasn't but because because now what no, I mean Because of the truth that came from it like you was a real story. Yeah, it was really your story You really went through that and you really were telling it in your voice Mm-hmm and I think above everything else that's like the first step to one thing to become a Stand-up, right? You know, and I mean I don't want to bore the listeners with the process But I'm saying that that's something that's you're on the right place I'm pretty sure when you were telling the story or so you felt like it was real, right? No, because it definitely was I mean for the people who didn't come to the show The people didn't come to the show I was telling a story about Something that happened to me which was in immigration now. Yeah, which was real as you doing that. I'm not banned yet So you can tell I think no, it was bad Yikes, okay So that's yeah, it's always been yeah, so it's always been nice So you went through that at immigration right and having the background that you have Exactly, so I'm just thinking to myself which law can I break next? Yeah, so you told you told this story on stage and that when you were telling the story I'm pretty sure you were like really living through it and you were like, you know the emotion that you brought along with it It was also real come on so like that's a first ever so how was that experience? Do you like stand up? I love you, bro, but I don't know whether I can do it again. Why scary there to me very scary to me is like Having to try different jokes in front of different people scares me Okay, but as people my tummy, I'm funny, but I don't know whether I can translate that funniness Mmm on stage again, but when you used to do all those YouTube stuff and it used to be like But no one can edit can you know can edit can can reshoot all that right now I feel that after I do so long right because I solo now do YouTube really I feel that I'm very out of it Right right right right right now. Oh, I really want to do is act and host like okay Ask me to do back YouTube. I don't think I will do unless I find a motivation you lost that's your YouTube really I mean like nowadays also the YouTube stars is if you're already on YouTube and you've already made a name in YouTube Then that's probably where yours your places. I don't think that's new YouTube stars now Youtubers but YouTube star wise Is it not like the twitch thing now because no no no it is like for Singapore YouTube. That's you have YOLO, right Nicky sushi Those guys are dope man. I love sneaky sushi, bro I'm like what I know. I'm a biggest fan. I follow him by now. Follow me, but it's okay, you know It really is okay, and I'm not totally hurt at all by it because I know I'm a professional guy You know I mean I'm a fan of a guy. I will just follow the person and that's it really that's it No, I'm a fan of a guy what what what one can I'm not betty bro. No, okay, okay Do you am I acting back to you right now if he came to the podcast right now would you ask him why? What you want bring it up what you won't bring it up? Huh, you won't bring it up because I'm a professional. No, I'm if you come to you say a fuss. I know I know follow you What you gonna do Why would I bring up topics about like you not following me or this guy is all child's play bro, but he really did follow me But but I'm still a fan of his work I won't I won't do that I won't do that I'm just a fan from a father. I was just appreciate from fine That's it, you know, so let's see let's see when you were a fan of me and you follow me I I you know I'm saying I follow back cuz I knew I'm a new off you I Knew off you okay, you I thought that I thought myself a wide this guy call himself fucker That's whoa first thought okay. That's the first order and I know you Yeah, well, all right damn. Okay, well, I worked out a lot of sweat doing that the whole act out Stupid yeah, but yeah, so those youtubers are now up there doing their thing You know like like but you never really wanted to like get on on on live and then do those that you know those ghosts lives Go find ghosts one, you know, I'm saying isn't why everybody's doing now. Yeah still got up. Yeah They go and find normal sites or they go. Yeah, have you seen the great topic for someone? Yeah, no Oh, you are so much. Yeah, I mean what's great topic was But that's not when we were called It's okay. Yeah, it's wrong with you Wrong with you is different Festival you understand or not? Okay, you are the honest mistake. What do you mean? It's what it can do? Bro, it's moon kick. Yeah, literally a different festival. I know from seven months the moment I say moon car realize moon kit. Oh, yeah, we'll get festival. It's not the same one This is a word fumble one day burned Paper money the other one day. They like the lantern. What are they gonna like the lantern, right? Is it a release delivery the last time this counting happened they canceled the festival or do you want to release the lanterns? Are they cancer, right? Why how are they gets her? It's a hazard. Hey, you're gonna light up hundreds of lanterns in the sky Charlie you plan so it's going to be exactly and they never refunded their money So this was last year, right? I think it was last year. Yes Shit then they burn everything in any that you know they didn't even they never start they never start to get those bun anything Is it we did you what you're gonna do is instantosa. Yes, I think so. It is a big sign that says re let La or Relate corner Bro, that's a sign that those are the literally says re let corner a row. What can I just have you been there? No, shut up Okay, if you are an advertising company working in Singapore Can we stop using just can we stop placing melee words in English sentences just to seem like you're Part of the clique. Okay, let me hear it. That's just a seem like how do they spell relax? Ah? Is it are you or are I like a row? Are you you know, it might be are I a leaky that's very Malaysian really? No, I think it's are you okay? So anyway, no my point is right Can I not no longer listen to shit like whoa? This is so sought out. Can we not do that? Why not can we not do that? I have to include the melee people. Yeah, no, no, no, no. I'm a little people never thought like that, bro We don't go. Oh, this is so so dumb. That's my cancer more. That's it. Ah, how do it is? No, no, it's not okay. So if some company says my new brains set up soon. Okay, why are you selling though? Okay, the only way that you can sell monkey to melee people, right? It's inside the monkey your coconut fire and cheese Now when you cut your food or cheese food No, the inside all know you and I don't like the lotus and the egg inside. Yeah, it's good. Do you not like it? No, no, no, no. I don't like it. Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah, I just I have had it I don't like salty salty, you know, you don't like I like the desserty ones Oh, you mean they won't be there to be there like my little dinosaurs no skin What what cost what what come you never had to go moon cake? I don't know if I was like a my low dinosaurs no skin moon cake walk So basically you just eat a whole sugar bomb Yeah, it sounds good. Yeah, I was really I just want to buy never go people you think off for the fish to be called cold watch Oh, do you see what I'm saying? Do you see what I'm saying? The only way you said this is a target demographic You know, I mean first of all he refuses to equal offer. I did it. Yeah, you have it. Oh, yeah Yeah, you haven't you ain't gonna find the equinifer. No, you know what's going on right now. We're really well Something like is it like a Know what you don't know what's going on in the middle right now Just tell me that kuna-fai is it okay? No It could not be further from what you asking. Do you think is the mallejinsing? But so good so good I'm glad that you think very highly of you know of our intentions behind this But it is a dessert, okay, it is not just any dessert. It is the most popular dessert among my people right now Hey, but I go. Yeah, like those Anyway, my favorite restaurant in Singapore from nasi badan is Haja my Munna, okay, is it so so that it's so sad up soon More if if I saw reason I don't end up using him as the ad and he says sad up soon It's your fault. Okay, if hajama when I comes up with a head. Yeah, this is hi guys Yeah, I don't my Munna sit up sure. Yeah, isn't it? When you go I can't I can't I guess why it's fine cuz like there's a mallej company Yeah, as much as I love hajama Munna. I am on the side of cinapagi. Okay, I'm on the side of me now No, okay, first of all Cinapagi trumps all respect respect to all these food places But number one that's he put down no, I want you to listen up. I mean cinapagi Sinapagi it now is that you chat. Okay. Okay now is that you chat and then Haja my Munna All right, no, so wrong no and then Saba Mananti Where is me now in this and then and then you know, you know, you know, we've wanted them closer. You put me down Actually, you see this number one method. No, just based on my preference No, no, no, like no, like there hasn't anyone China all I don't want whoa, whoa, whoa, you don't it - honey no, no, uh Don't expose me. Okay That's where all my money went. Okay. Wait. Wait. So what are your thoughts? That's he put on places as a Chinese person Okay, I only know hajama Munna. Okay. Okay. Okay, so there's some other like warong places Try before but No, no, you're right. Yeah, no, you're right. Haja is the best. Haja is the best in my opinion In my humble Chinese opinion. Okay. Haja my Munna is the best in Singapore. Do you eat the seaport seduct? Oh sure You know what it is? Okay, you're gonna stop confusing me with this life. There's a there's a It's a name of the dish. Okay, it's a name of the dish. This is new. Yes. Oh, the green Yeah, yeah, it's spicy, but it's not bad. It's spicy. No, it's in the the spicy Huh? No, what do you think? What do you think the snail are? The snails? You eat the whole snail, but not just the ass Yeah, no, you suck up. No, it's not the snails ass. It's the snail. Yeah from the from the from the From the back the whole right the back of the snails the ass lie the shell Have we been eating the snails ass this whole night? You think we have been eating the snail But we suck our ass first the shell. This shell is not a snails ass. Okay. That's the snails like this, right? No, look look Yeah, yeah, why is it like like so quick that you knew the hand shape of a stick? Like you know what I mean? You play ham pape road the shadow the shadow you play. No, you never see me okay, okay Give me a fist bump. Okay. Give me a fist bump. No, let's give me a fist bump. Okay. It's new. Oh Oh Give me another fist bump. I need to give it a quick ice cream This one is time you know this play during recess one, bro It had to be done to me. I'm like what you live borrow this funny, right? It's funny, huh? It depends on who does it if he's a cute girl in school. Maybe it's funny. No way no way No, I would go crush on Chinese girl and they do that to you. Okay. So let's say if you went out on a Tinder date All right, and then she's super and she does that to you, but I will never go for a fist bump He went for the fist bump and then you went for the video cuz you thought maybe she's a school like that Then she goes new and they were saying you know, they were not there was a snail there was a snail snail Let's say snail that how that how are you gonna continue that date? I'll continue now, but that's a sign of the good likes you I Can be comfortable with you. What is your demographic you can't be comfortable with you? You like all this I like big eyes. Oh, I'm gonna say that bangs I'm gonna say that even good does that to you. You'll be offended and go home Yeah, you still go on the big one. Okay to go hot the girl long hair. I don't know where you're like long hair No, hey, maybe I don't know Don't have big Whoa Okay, she's legal legally. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, and then she I love you. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, fuck. Yeah, I love you Okay, maybe not I love you on the first day. Okay, I mean I love you. Hi. Uh-huh. I love the profile picture. Huh? I love your bio Oh, man, no, you don't man a girl If it's a Chinese dude, I like wrote a false wrong with you, but if it's a good light, uh-huh, yeah Okay, okay, I guess so so so is there any more in this realm of hand why fuck that's a lot That's probably like five or six. You know, that's like the total opposite You know when you watch videos like cool black guys do their cool handshakes. Yeah, that is the that polar opposite of what a cool Handshakes never knew Chinese people had their own that box, bro So that snail snail And that was good I'm anymore come on, man, I need a little ting-a Like that, and then they like I win Something along those lines. Yes ice cream. Yes. It's crazy. Yeah, I scream. It's crazy Whoo, so anyway, we're talking about a snail. So it's just the sort of snail, right? It's not a snail, right the ass, right? You don't know whether you're eating the what it does now when it's cooked right in turn around No, I see I say but it's already like when it's cooked. It's really you're a string and good in it. Yeah, I string you Meet over over here. I think so do you like it? Yeah, I find that spicy is it what is your favorite malay dish of all time? No, I'll time be run down Well, I feel like you know that that's a safe answer to tell me baby, but then you should go meet up Malay, let's favorite believe least favorite Malay food Maybe as far as what it is I'm serious the snail are so you try the snail. I don't follow the snail at all. Yeah, a bit too spicy Maybe if you're cooked in a less spicy sauce. It's not spicy. I I don't know how high I'm gonna say I saw a run down in spicy I know about the hot one on my mona the way the cookie is spicy. Oh, maybe okay, like maybe that daylight What's an off day like I don't know, but that is why it's but I wouldn't say spicy is like like low I like a lot of review kind of like you point the rice I'm like that. So least favorite snail And only favorite snail and then the most favorite Chicken we ran on a curry chicken and you type on Whoa type whoa what okay, first of all, I don't eat Chinese food at all. Hello. Hello. Hello. All right Last week I went to this halal place That serve a mala Then they had the mala fish Really not bad Mala fish like they they serve it in like the pot with the you know what I mean? Like the whole fish are whole fish. Yeah, the big tree. It's not bad. Oh The whole fish the whole fish the whole fish. Yeah, and then there is something is called something Um, no, I think I'm not sorry. What's it called? Song sing. That's how you say? Like like not the name of the restaurant. No, the name of this the whole name of this uh Mala I know it's okay. Mala Sanko No, no Mala Sanko. Mala Is that a mala dish? Mala curry or something. Yeah, something almost like what was it? Mala Sanko No, no, what what you say? If you heard other Mala what? Mal kow kow Wow son. I don't know Wow, wow Really mentoring is not a language that can learn. I think I add a bit too much flair to it I don't really as it is. Yeah. Yeah, because you you it's really so four tones. You have five And extra one swagger. Yeah, it's the swagger is the swagger. So yeah, that's what we had a mala fish That's a pretty fucking dog. It's pretty dope, man. It was a gilang era. That's all right. Not the other gilang Right, not the era. No, no, no, no, that one is not the not the sea up you get on the one I don't do it in gilang Do you really love the office thing? Are you a durian either? Okay, I love the event You love durian But why like I think if there's one thing that Chinese people and believe people can like Nam era is how much we love durian and that's literally one fruit that we both love similarly The same as everybody says. Yeah, mr. Similarly, the same, right? Yes, like what like you you eat like d2d for all this Mao San Wang Mao San Wang Mao San Wang? Yeah, Mao San Wang What's Shang Wang? Well, it's Mao Shang, well, it's for you. It'sational Sun Sun Mao San Wang Sun Sun Yeah, Sun Sun Yes That's actually good Mao San Wang Uh, mine is I I don't know it. Repron No, I'm sure No, I feel it. Repron that one is a little bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit. What is the one where like the the seat is like this small and then the meat is like chunky one What that's Mao San Wang D-4 huh? D-4, D-4, D-4, D-4, right? I'm not familiar with all the... I don't feel it. Yeah, the species, uh, right? Species, breeds, breeds, breeds, the breeds, the breeds, the breeds, the breeds, the breeds. Is this the durian season? Is it hungry? So it's hungry because festival first and then after the durian season, or? I think it's concurrently Might be concurrently It's concurrently It might share, it might share But everything in the video like the people catching the durian when after the guy come out and throw it from the tree I see it Then like they catch with like this like They almost have potato sack back like that And then after the turn so that the momentum doesn't tear the thing into the barrel Have you guys actually been to a durian farm before? I've never been to a durian farm I went to the one in Malaysia How they catch is very, very cool So they had to They used like a kind of like a long Stick with like a knife at the end of it And then it just like From the top to yep And you can see it's fresh on like hanging off the tree Whoa And they, okay so it's a whole farm And they planted their name and they catch it They harvest it They harvest it and then they Just you see on the wood basket, two of the durians Then they take one, the open is fresh, you eat yourself My love are durian coal You like your durian coal I love durian coal This is queasy of durians if you can After that you put in the top order, you put in the freezer, the fridge for a bit And then you take out why The moment you eat that shop I know it's starving Bro, of course, look at him, he's done the research Oh, same good Yeah, yeah, like durian custard, are you a fan of that? Yes You're a fan of durian custard? Yeah Like the thing, the one, is it Pula? Pula, Pula, Pula is good Pula, no Pula, kazu, is it kazu? Yeah I think I don't have kazu Would you pick up with a cheat with durian bread? Yes You would Yes Because I assume he also have durian bread Correct Oh, so who cares? Okay Even if I don't have, if I make up, I've heard Then you'll be eating durian a I don't, okay, I don't like durian burps That's actually quite Actually, durian burps were I'm driving and every time like durian burps come on Like, it really feels like the hookah Yeah, I can't, I can't be burps in general Wait, do you trust, do you guys have this or no? You know when you go for massage, right? No, you always go You know the massage there What massage? No, no, no, no No, no, no, man, you go for massage, yes, you know Normal massage Yes, no What is that? Is there massage there's not no one? There's only a normal massage Yeah I don't know any massage there's no one No, I don't know any massage there's no one No, I don't know any massage there's no one No, I don't know any massage there's no one Okay, whatever style it is, the reason I'm asking you is Have you ever gone to a massage place and then the person massage you, right? Guy or girl who doesn't matter, right? Massage you and then the first start burping Is that cap or is that real? I don't think it ever happens, right? That doesn't happen There are some people out there, listen, listen If you're listening to this point, like, I guarantee Right, have you seen before? People that massage you and then they start burping because they say there's like a lot of air in your body and the air transfer to them and they burp How does my air transfer to you? I don't know but in their logic, when they are like massaging you, then it How come massage you go to? Bro, I swear, have you not had these kind of people? That means you went to... That's even weird massage Like you asked where we went to normal massage or no That is the weirdest massage I feel like you paid for this kind of massage No, bro Massage, bro Bro, I swear, I didn't... I don't know what massage I said, the sign was in Thai But... They like them right now Yeah, they... No, it's dim light because it's the same electricity It's the same electricity But I'm a name massaging me And then... Never had... Never had... You've never had like one member of your family that is the misuse of the... Of the... Of the... That's me, la You are the misuse... I will help myself, my mama, la Yala, you are the misuse of the family And you never, boy, I didn't know No, no, no, no, no No, no, no You don't burp So you don't know anything about like... Air in the body and then your... Yeah, and the body is la But this is my air Okay, I wouldn't transfer it to... No, nobody... No Am I just... Like, if anybody here... Like, you said with me right now It's the first time I'm here with you With me right now No, bro, how massage is like going through the eye Bro, you're never... Actually, come on There's some stories online But it's usually like Malaysian misses Ah... What? What? You think you go... I don't know what you say Malaysian though I don't know what you're looking at me Like, you grew up there That's like weird Now you know what you're doing, your feet are like... What? What? What is your twist? No, bro! Come, but... Wait, what's the... What's the Malaysian massage... The... The... What were like... The... Juxi... Oh, no... Wait! What?! No, no, the thing massage It's like an actual... Like, it's a treatment No, no, no... No, I'm dead There is... No, I'm dead! I swear! No, I'm dead! Now I'm dead! Uru... What is it? What are you talking about? I swear, I swear, I swear... The guy jugs you off? Yes! Now I'm dead! What guy juggy you off? Bro! What are you doing? What are you saying? It's called Uru button! What are you... Uru button! Manly, genital, manhood massage It's a thing! I've never had it, obviously, but I know it exists So it's a dude juggy you off? I mean, whatever, whoever works at the place like... Bro, it's not sexual if it's a dude That's a hand job! Straight up! But it's a real massage! Oh no, I don't think it's juggy you off I think you're doing it wrong It's just he massages your genitals So that your genital blood flow is flowing... I think, I think... Is he? Bro, why are you looking at me? Wait, let me just... Okay, here's what, the meaning of Uru button Okay, but you see me, can you translate it for me? I can't say it for me, I can't say it for me... I don't understand the full meaning... You don't understand the full meaning... I'm not saying it for me, I'm not saying it for you... Okay, Uru button, I'm not saying it for you... I'm not saying it for you, I'm not saying it for you... I'm not saying it for you... I'm not saying it for you, I'm not saying it for you... So basically saying that the massage of the... Siri, translate it... Say it, I don't know what I mean... No, no, no... That's why they want kamos... What you say is to... No, no, no, it's to cure or treat a weak... If you're weak down there... Yeah, if you're weak... Come on, shower, I think like weak libido... Maybe... I guess... That... Yo! Yo! See, I thought it's a thing, it's a thing... I just remember... It's not... You don't jerk, I don't think... No, wait, wait, wait... Let's just get it straight... So... If you're feeling weak... You get a man... What? How would a man... How would a man... I think it's just to... No, it's weak to like... Kind of boost your libido... With another guy... One other guy, we don't know... Joking you up... We don't know... It's a form massage that anyone can do like that... It's not jerking... Okay, massage... Massaging... Okay, so... Would you go and pay for this kind of... It's not that... It's not that it's weak... No, no... We'll help to improve... No, no, no... Oh, sorry, say it, say it, please... So, would you... Would you pay for this kind of services... That will help you to improve that kind of situation? Okay... You say it's not sexual, right? I think everybody needs to... It's purely... Okay... For health reasons... I wanna ask the real answer... The real answer to this... The real answer to this is... How long is my loading? How long is your what? Loading... Okay... How much... How long does the post need to stay up on my Instagram page? Oh, okay... Okay... All right, I'm not gonna pay for it... But I'll give you a couple of shout outs... Ah... Okay... One or two... One or two... Last sponsor... One or two stories... How long is my loading... One year loading... One year loading different... Okay, six months loading different... All right... I'll give you a shout out... I'll give a... I'll give a voice over... Hey guys... So today I went to this massage place... It's pretty cool... We went to this place where it says... It would actually cure you... If you have Loma Shawat... All right... All right... And here I am just walking here... They told me to wear this underwear... Which is pretty cool, I guess... This is Mr. Amma... My masseuse... And this is Mr. Amma Amma'suse... He's been doing this... For 30 years... 30 years... Right... Very experienced hands... There's an experience... Oh, he's got a manicure today... He's in a school for some reason... Yeah, very smooth... Pretty smooth hands... And so today we begin... Okay guys... That's the end of our video... I'm done... For some reason I feel so relieved... You know... And... So we're off my shoulders today... Yeah... And I'm smoking a secret after this... You can cut to Mr. Amma... He's just... Just taking a load off... Just fine... Just cut some thick... Sorry about that... He just parked in my head... What is going on? I was talking to my religion friends... They brought it up one time... I just remember... Okay, okay... I think we have to go on a segment... Because it was... We've already touched here... And we have to go back... We have to go to the segments... That's a new slot... Because we've got to talk about news... Bro, the reason why we brought it... Chinese boy here, bro... So we don't talk about Melissa... Yeah, so we don't... This is very... This is very good thing for me... Yeah, okay... This is really very good thing for me... Yeah... If anything we make you talk about Melissa... Is there... Is there... Mr. Amma... Go version... No, Mr. Amma... Okay, let's talk about... Okay, let's talk about... That's not... There's no girl version... Okay, there's no girl version... If there's any... If any one of us open and must use for... We will be arrested the next day... It's just... It's ridiculous... Okay... Now, let's move to misinformation... Maybe... No, we haven't had this in a while... Yeah, we got a couple of stories... And we got... We got... There's a couple of news stories... And then we're just gonna talk about them... And then we have no idea... We have here today to add the commentary also... As it is, there's a news that we don't understand it... He understands... Yeah, yeah, yeah... In case, there's news from Leonhardt... Yeah, yeah... I can't even really... Leonhardt, you want me to talk to you? You don't know... You can't read the news in Mandarin... Not... Tachaiha... Very well... It's a... Ching-tien... Ah... That's better than me, really, yeah... Really? No, that... Tachaiha... Ching-tien... What's... Okay, yeah... That's awesome... That's awesome... That's so... Fabulous! Wow... Wow... Wait, do you speak any money? Only the vocabulary this... Okay, okay... Then... Okay, first news... It pings you... First in Paralympics, 50 metre backstroke... Oh, swimming... Okay, let me just say something... Let me claim her... Let me claim her... Claim her... He pings you, right? He pings you... Was from my secondary school... What is that? What is it? Pandemia secondary school... Oh my god, pandemia... Pandemia secondary school... Wow... So she was from... He, she, she... He... He pings you... She... Did you say it? No, I said... You know, he... He... She... She... You don't know the word... I don't know... I don't know... I didn't know the gender of the... I say, I'll be honest, I don't know the swimming arts. He pings you, so she won the backstroke. No, follow all the Paralympics, are you? Oh, it's the Paralympics. That's cool. Yeah. Not bad. Have you seen the official Paralympics TikTok? You are so messed up. No, you are so messed up. Wait, can we celebrate her first? Okay, let's celebrate her first. Celebrate. What's up? He pings you... Love. A great senior. Love. Wait, can I ask... This is like a very... Like, just a question... Like, was she that way in school? Oh, yeah. She was already paralyzed. Paralyzed that way. Okay. On disability, otherwise she has love. Okay. Okay. So, it's a... We're celebrating. There, a gender question, right? She got it after school or... What? God, what? God, what? You're going that way? Yeah, I don't... What do we... God, what? What's going on, actually? What is some of them? Some of what? Bro! Paralympians. Bro! That's so messed up. Bro, I'm just... We are celebrating the win. So, I want a monumental win of our very own athletes. I'm asking the... Anyone out here saying this shit? The back story. Back story. Just... Just apparently... There's no back story. There's only backstroke, okay? Ahh. There's only backstroke. Thank you for the save. Thank you for the save. No, I need a backstroke. Oh my God. Do we know her... Uh, disability? Dude, where is it the... Bro, is it not obvious? I didn't see the picture. You're so broke. No, I just wanted to... Stop asking questions! Oh, I can't know. You stop. See, this... This shows... Okay, wait, wait, wait. This shows a person who is not used to talking to Paralympians or disability. Oh my God, no, no, no, no! Hi, Lord Me! Okay, this show show... This show show... Hi, Lord Me! I grew up with them, and I'm so used to just talking to them as normal human beings. Wow! That could just say it. Why you're not used to it? So, you're really holding me. I don't know why. Ahh, okay. We're going to show the photo one time. Okay. Yeah. Okay. And then we're going to get over this conversation because this is... We're not. We're set... Are you done? Oh, we'll check. Okay, yeah, yeah. We'll check on, all right. Why this show? You know that? Why this? It's just... Oh my God. See? No, you're still here. No, you're still here. Okay. So, we'll check on him. No, okay. So, you're... You're... He's anti-superlimpian. That's why he's okay. And uncle. And... Oh, there's two, yeah. They made it to each other. They made it to each other. Oh, they made... They made true spots, huh? Okay. What are they... My uncle used to be... I had a bodybuilder or a weightlifter. Wait. And then... What's his... I didn't like... He has a spine issue. Can he stand? Yes. Can he walk? Yeah, but like... Can he lift? Can he lift? He used to be able to... Well, he's limping and he can... Wow. Whoa, like... When you're talking about limping, like he's... He's got enough bass to like... Powerlifter. I don't know what... Lifting, but he did... Lifting, yeah. He did... Lifting, yeah. Then, he just... When he got older, he slowly transitioned to bowling and like... So, like that. Bull... Yeah. So... So, he bows on a wheelchair? He'll... Yeah. Bro, don't... He's on a wheelchair when he bows. Yeah. But he just said he does... Yeah, but he... No, no, I wasn't... He's my... I don't know my uncle. But you can... That isn't to have equal... He will like... Limo Sola is to go bowling. So... Depending what he feels like. Okay, he... Okay. Don't tease. No, no, no, no. I don't... He didn't need to do that. He didn't need to... He didn't need to like... He would like, you know... He didn't have to do that. But he did. That's how... He did do it. Like that. You know what I mean? Like that's so... No, but if you bow in a wheelchair... Your power more, right? I see him, he's a bowler. No, no, no. I mean... No, you bow... Because normally... The distance is always the same. No, is it normally you... You run and... Yeah. You could have not... If you bow in a wheelchair... No, you're not. You're not moving. No, but no wheels are locked. No! The wheels are locked! There's no run-up on a wheelchair. It's locked. It's locked in position. And then you do this. Okay, okay. It's like that. You hold the ball here. Yeah, that. That's all you do. Yeah, because you need to lock. Because if you don't lock, then you have to stick around. Yeah. Okay, sorry. Because in my mind, there's only two... Okay, I've never watched... I've never watched the last episode. No, no, no, no. It's barely big's bowling. Okay, but I thought you... I don't know. Some... You roll. Yeah. And then you roll your ball. Oh, you mean you roll your one hand and then... Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, someone pushes you. And then you bow. Oh, no, like the second option. Because, was it like this? The wheels touch the actual lane. It cannot stop one. It's slippery. Oh, I see. The lane is slippery. So the wheel is just like... The lane is slippery. What? The wheel is slippery. The lane is slippery. The lane is slippery. Sorry, the wheel causes the lane. You go inside the lane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you slide. Yeah. Okay. So, you'll be close to the pinhole. So, what you're... That's a fault already. What you're saying is your... Your, your, your relative. She. Both. She. Both of them bowels. Yeah? For apparently picks. And also lift weights. Are my uncle lift weights? Or lift weights and balls. Yeah. He used to lift weights like... He used to lift weights and like body builds on that. So you can... So you can... You can have two... Change spots. Yeah, you can change spots. Okay, that's crazy. 'Cause there's also like... I would say there's a finite pool of athletes to choose from. So sometimes like people would like just interchange spots. So you say body build like... I mean, it's... It's hard. I mean... Well, he's a fucking muscular dude back in the day. Bowels. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like everything. Yeah, they're multi... I only go only. Right. Right, right, right, right. So she's not body building. Knowledge is not. She was balls. She was balls. Okay. Is it easier? I still be there, man. You know what I mean? I still... I saw... I saw... Bro, I saw a video. 'Cause sometimes I lose to my uncle. He's very good. But yeah. I saw a video of this guy swimming with no arms. And he was just... Or there. Oh, is it like a... Like a... Like a... Not like that. Bro, he's kicking, but he's going like that. Bro. He's going fast, bro. This guy's going fast, bro. Like proper fast. And then when you want to stop by the end, he's just... She's the hero. Boom. He just smashed. He just smashed. (speaks in foreign language) What? Probably they're pooping. Probably they have to pooping for this guy. But like the other guys had arms. No, just stop. Like the other ones had arms. Well, I feel bad if you look like... What the computer with the people who went... It's competing with arms. But like the ones with the arms... I don't... I don't... I don't... I don't... Go other disabilities, la... Go other disabilities, la... You know what I mean? Oh, I just... You know what I mean? Like other disabilities. La, la, la, la, la. And like he's going like that. Like full torpedo. And then like, you know, and he's bald too. So like he's like full on aerodynamic. La, la, la, la, la. I don't know aerodynamic. He's water dynamic, I don't know. So then the rest of them are like... Yeah, la, la, la, la. But you know, they couldn't catch up. Another thing he wanted was second. But I was sucked to like lose to the guy with no arms. No, he like mentioned like how bad he would feel like... It really the guy beat the old neck and neck. But because he had the arm, he could touch the thing first. Yes. That's like, oh, fuck. So close, blah, blah, blah. If I say that. Like if you win, like you win by your arms length because you had an arm as well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean... So technically, did you know? You drew. If he had an arm, he would be the same timing as you. Yeah. Okay. This is... This is uncomfortable. I don't know why. No, no, no, no. No, you went, bro. I think nobody said anything about nobody being normal. Yeah, equally subjected to jokes. Yeah. Okay. You know what? You know what? Make a joke, what? Make a joke about our Paralympians. Whoa. Would you please? Whoa. Okay. Listen, listen. I, I, I... First, they say the gold medal, they wear chocolate. What?! That's it. He didn't bust it. What? They say the gold medal, I got chocolate inside. I say that. I say that. I mean, it sounds like something. It sounds like something. Let me give you the... Dude, we're dad, bro. This is time. This is time. But congratulations. Dude, we didn't go. That's impressive. Oh my god. Because like Singapore, like the Singapore... No, no, they won't be us in any spot. Yeah, a lot of cars. Any spot that they are at, we can't even do it at a regular person. Wow, a regular, okay. No, I mean, like, like, able body person can't do the spot as well as they can. All right. Whoo! No, but please go and check out the Paralympics TikTok. Wait, is it on me watch like the... No, no, the Paralympics official TikTok. No, I think there are games. Is this game about the games? I'm not sure. Oh my god. I didn't go this year, so I didn't go this year. Okay, okay, okay, okay. So, oh, you're... Paralympics is also every four years. No, yes, but I don't think they have her event in Paris this year, so that she never went. Right, right. Oh my god, that's messed up. It's break dancing, man. Still do the... It's synchronized swimming. I don't know. It's just the regular spots. Like, not the artsy artsy spots. Oh, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm sure they are, I guess, but I don't know if they make it to the Olympics. It's like... So does that? Like, even like... That's good. That's not the Olympics. The games rotate sometimes. Sometimes there's no certain spots. There are core spots that will always have running, shooting, whatever, like... I try and feel always safe. Yeah. But there are some spots who rotate out depending on which country they're at. I feel like clearly she'll be in the Paralympics anyway. This is the Winter Olympics. Oh, okay. Currently it's the Winter Olympics. Yeah, I've never got that game now. Curling? Oh, is it the faster you clean the floor, the eyes are the thing going on? Generators will win. Hands down, janitors. All janitors, yeah. All janitors leading around you. Straight up. Straight up. Okay, next. So we messed up now. The next news. Next news. Miss Universe Singapore is first ever married transgender woman, finally. Are we really going to talk about this? Yeah, Father, are you? Are you... I'm that sure. ...properly pigs? Because I've had experience in Paralympics. I have no experience, really, with trans. So, Faz would know. Oh, no! Talked about this news. How would it be in Faz would know? He has his friends, right? Ah. What do you want me to say? Yeah. Congratulations. Congratulations. Wait, she made it. She's in the heaven competition. Wait, oh, she made it to the finalists. So how many are they in the finalists? Me in the finals, huh? Well, how many in the finals, like 20? 20? 15. 50. 50 in the finals. So she's a top 15 woman in the table. Okay, so she's transgender woman. Then the rest of them... Oh, she actually wanted to find out more about her. She did, like, an interview with you. Was pretty interesting. Okay, okay, okay. If you want to find out a story, yeah. Yeah, I felt like one of the messed up comments, though. I mean, whatever, right? Like, one of the messed up comments that I saw they posted, you know? Yeah, you know, the transgender woman, etc. And then one of them posted immediately, say, "She's a lot. This is what my N.S. meets here." She couldn't have been. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, "She's a lot. This is all my N.S. meets here." I said, "Yo, bro, why are you going to..." "Why are you going to..." "She's still had a past life." "She's still had a past life." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I'm following the people for a past life." "Hey, bro, I know this person." "I got nothing to say to that." "No, but I've seen the photo really quite true." "Yeah." "True." "Yeah, honestly, yeah." "Like, if she walked past me, yeah, I would have known." "Yeah, I don't..." "Ya-la!" "I mean, I've never heard speak loud, but..." "I've stopped." "I'm talking about, like..." "I'm talking about, like, face to face if you never wear them off." "Okay, I do have to say this, though." "Why are we still doing pageants?" "Why are we still doing pageants in 2024?" " Sponsor shifts, like, people say one hand." "Like, what is the purpose of, like, a pageant?" "Uh, it's..." "You know what I mean." "I don't know if there's a purpose, but it is also for, like, to give the country a face to, like, go for all the events." "Sure, but then there's more than this." "This isn't the only one that's missing up for universe." "Oh my god, do you see the dude one that was so bad with the talent?" "Bro, I fucking love that one." "What? No, I mean, Han, my man, pull it up, bro." "Bro, some of the talent stuff..." "Bro, when you're doing the talents..." "Yeah, doing the talents, yeah, yeah." "Bro, one bro, the talent crossfit." "Bro, I love it." "I love it." "Really? So, yeah, he just goes on stage and starts, like, doing push-ups and..." "Whatever, bro, like..." "Okay, I will send this to the producer by the way." "My name is Rice. I gonna perform today that dance." "Have you seen this video?" "Yes!" "I said it." "Hi, my name is Alton. I'm gonna do a fitness routine for my talent." "My man doing the push-ups!" "This is impressive!" "Yeah, but it's not a talent, it's working out!" "And today I'll be performing Guns and Ships from Hamilton, the Musical." "Ah!" "Lafah, yeah." "They're going to do stand-down." "Are you serious?" "Hi, I'm Clifford and today I'll be dancing like Swan and Fig Love by BTS." "So, guys dancing, we'll put a video." "Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Yeah, man! Hit it!" "Oh my God!" "The office is so, like, 2000s." "Stand-up." "Today I'm going to perform sexy dance." "Mmm!" "Yay!" "Okay, I think I won't do anything else." "Well, I'll stand-up, come on, yeah!" "I'll do stand-up, I'll do stand-up, I don't wish video about it." "Because there was one guy." "Okay." "But literally, they cut off before his punchline." "Oh my God, that's so-" "So, because I think-" "No, no, no, no, I think the video." "So, that means, I think, right, when they shot the video, the punchline didn't know one love." "So, to save him the cut." "Right, right, right, right." "No, but, like, why would you do stand-?" "If you can do stand-up, then what you join me in?" "Yeah, I didn't. No, no, no, no, stand-up." "If you stand-up, then you would have done stand-up, bro." "No, stand-up, comedian joins a pageant." "I can tell you that for free." "Why?" "If you are someone who feels you can do a manhunt, you would never want to help do stand-up." "Manhunt is not like Miss Singapore universe, you know, so-" "That is more well-known, I'm saying it's more well-known." "But, Miss Singapore universe, I guess, is then, once you win Miss Singapore universe, you then go on to represent Singapore in Miss Universe." "Miss Universe, yeah." "So, is Miss Universe still a thing?" "Yeah." "It's still going." "Bagions are very, very tiring on them, for the people joining." "I would, I don't disagree." "I don't disagree, like, on crazy dyers, they don't eat, don't sleep." "And you have to smile, you have to achieve this unrealistic, you know, expectation." "Okay, you just watch the pageant for the- for the bikiri suit." "No, no, no, no, no, why do we have the bikiri, but why do we do it?" "Like, a face to the country, then why put them in the bikiri for what?" "Huh?" "I don't understand." "Okay, if I want to watch hot chicks, either Instagram or America's Next Top Model, or Asia's Next Top Model, like, that's where I don't want to see the chicks, right?" "But, like, why would you, like, why are we doing this pageant thing?" "Okay, I'm not defending it, because I don't really watch pageants." "Yeah." "But it's kind of like to, like, every aspect, they will, like, they have to do teller, and they have the question and answer to that intelligence, then they'll have evening gown to see how they look in the evening gown or swimsuit." "Like, there are different sections, I guess." "Yeah, we in, really, bro, what are we still doing this?" "Oh, my God." "Because it's, like, a title." "It's, like, a comparative thing or so, where, like, a country can, like, "Oh, my God, our country won Miss Universe this year." "Alright, it's like something, like, it's like a married, like, a brown, married, uh..." "And also, like, if you win your country, it's Miss Universe." "Yeah." "Whatever it is, you get, basically, like, a career out of it." "You think, so, you think, now, into it, before you still get a career out of Miss Universe, I don't think it's Singapore, you do know." "Okay, I don't know what, here, like, other countries, like, people, like, "I think in India..." "Yeah, but you still, yeah, you say poor countries, poorer." "Okay, shit." "Well, like, there's nothing else to do." "You could have just said other countries." "I didn't say which country, you say India." "No, no, I, no, I say India, you can get, like, a career out of it." "Yeah." "You know, if you were Miss Universe, India, or something." "But, like, I don't know, anyway, anyway." "Yeah, yeah, so, like, when there's nothing else, that becomes, like, a beacon of hope." "I suppose, okay, like, yeah, like, yeah, yeah, it doesn't make sense, like, "Oh, you can just go work and do all these other shit, like, no one really gives a fuck." "If I'm a hanger, I just put Instagram, you know what I mean?" "Yeah, so, in countries where, like, it's still not as..." "Yeah, like, the income is hard to assess, like, it's very, just hard to attain." "You make sense, sir?" "You still have more titles, hula." "Yeah, like, so, just to have to, kind of, like, bring you up the hierarchy a bit." "I'm just surprised, it's still relevant now, like, wow, bro, we're still doing it." "With all the workers that exist in the social media climate, we're still doing this, we're still doing that." "Well, you cannot deny that people still love to compete in anything." "Yeah, because they have pageants, because everyone, no, no, like, even in America, "they're still a kid pageantry, you're still going on." "I think it's worse." "Yeah, that's worse, man." "Because the kid didn't know what they're setting up for, the parents made them sign out, "that's worse." "And then it messes with their self-esteem." "That is, like, misuniverse, it's an adult woman saying, like, "I actually want to do this, I put myself out there, so it's fair." "Okay, shit, okay, I think we got out there easy." "And that's how you escape a touchy subject, right?" "Yeah, by taking the moral high ground." "All talking, I'll make you find the male ones." "Yeah, true." "Yeah, the male ones, yeah, man." "Okay, two guys." "Okay, we got, I think, one more, we got one more news, oh, I don't know." "Jack New welcomes 4th Grandchild, his first granddaughter." "What do I say?" "Congratulations, my man." 4th Grandchild, by the first Granddaughter. "No, we're talking about King Daddy right here, let's just, let's just..." "Show some respect, man." "You're real?" "Shut up, J03." "Yup, J03 King Daddy." "So, he welcomes Granddaughter." "Yeah, first Granddaughter, 4th Grandchild." "4th Grandchild." "The Granddaughter." "You know, first Granddaughter." "My man, my man, my man." "He still hasn't casted me, which is really making me, you know what I mean." "Do you go for auditions?" "Yeah, you know." "I have never gone for auditions, but I met him at Simon Boy's wedding. I thought that would have been enough for him to be like, "Hey, you melee right." "You know what I mean?" "But like, he never..." "You never perform stand-up for him." "I don't listen, I have..." "You don't know if I'm funny, right?" "He has watched me host before, and I think I'm just not saying the right things." "So I've never really gotten his attention, you know what I mean?" "I think the right thing to say is, 'Hey, this sauce is up.' This meal is back when I sauce it up." "Whoa, I can't see that." "Now, do you want to roll?" "Ah, girl." "Maza, I must do that." You can say, "Nippon pin." "Look at..." "Nippon pin?" "No, there's no nippon pin." "Okay, let me try again." "Ah, puree facial wash." "It's very nice." "After that, I think." "Yong-e, ah." "I'm very very very... "What's good, Yong-e?" "What's good, Yong-e?" "What's good, Yong-e?" - (speaks in foreign language) - (speaks in foreign language) - (speaks in foreign language) - You said him, huh? - I said him. - Okay. - And you'll be the next. - Okay, you'll tell me a scene now in a Jack Inu movie and I'll act for you as a Maliga. - As a Maliga, yeah. - Okay, like what, the season we've done before, is it? - Ah, okay. - Okay, you know, we do one's famous scene. - Ah, the one where the-- - Ah, the one where the-- - The one where the-- - The one where the-- - The other side, the back, we think, when you like this. - (speaks in foreign language) - Oh. - All the officers, it's a Sunday night. All they go with sleep with you. - Oh. - And then-- - Okay. - (speaks in foreign language) - Okay, okay, okay. Now, so that there's a line up. - There's a line up. - (speaks in foreign language) (laughs) - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's no AA. - There's no AA. - There's no AA. - (speaks in foreign language) - (speaks in foreign language) - (speaks in foreign language) - So sit up to get together. I am number satu. And everybody knows me. Yo, yo. - And a little bit of rapid day, you know? It's a rapid day. - (speaks in foreign language) - (speaks in foreign language) - Oh, bro, Ken, Ken, Ken. - Us, we flying colors, really, what do you think? - Okay, last, like, what's your favorite cowboy song? 'Cause I have a couple. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - What are we talking about? - Oh my God, we were talking in the last podcast. - Yeah, we were talking about-- (laughs) - No, yeah. - Yeah, I remember that you say that you love-- - I love a boy's song, man. - He loves Ben of brothers. - No, he's got brothers, bro. - What if I've been about it? ♪ Get it, you will chong ♪ (laughs) - Oh, no, that's wrong, bro. - One time, right, he literally sat down, looking at my face and sang the whole song. (laughs) I said, like, I didn't know why he did it, but he wanted to, like, piece me over something, like, we were, we were, no, I swear, because we were recording podcasts, and he said, look at me, he weren't in my name with two. ♪ Get it, we ♪ whole song. - It's a nice song. ♪ We'll go to S-C-S ♪ ♪ Some of us will go to O-C-S ♪ ♪ But you know it, really ♪ - It doesn't matter who's the best. ♪ 'Cause at the end of the day ♪ ♪ We represent the same dress ♪ ♪ I confess no less ♪ ♪ This is one of life's stats ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Bro ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ I go ♪ ♪ Unfortunately a bar ♪ ♪ Unfortunately a bar ♪ - Local music, O-S-D kind of thing, yeah? The only one with a few movies, I remember-- ♪ I confess ♪ ♪ I test, caress, send my ♪ - Okay, so when I was in NS, 'cause I'm driver's, I have to wait, sometimes you have to wait for when you do parade, right? - Yeah. - Because you were doing the, I think we're gonna pass up, rate or something, and then just deeply, our boy song. And then they're like, bro-- - I confess of session. - No, no, no, that one is the, I mean the P-O-P-O-R-D-O. - Oh, I didn't know. - And I'm like, oh shit, like, I'm listening to this every day, I'm just waiting for them to finish their parade training. - So you were like, like, so deeply our boy songs. - 'Cause they want to get a min-dev, I thought. - That's why they have a license, too, yeah, they have a license. - Hey, it's crazy later, we never thought the song in the movie would blow up so much. - They use every, every, every parade. - And they know? - Yeah. - And they know. - Oh, I think so. - Yeah, like, what? - Is it? - Oh, bro, it's like years and years after we came on it. - So we do, yes, that's all right. I feel like we're a boy, whatever, and we're a nice one, bro. - That's one of those shit. - That's all right, so I confess no less, this is one of life's tests. - It's office warfare, technically, part of the-- - No, don't worry. - Wait, you know what I'm saying, bro? - I know it's not our universe, bro. - Yeah, I know it's our universe. I accept what the girl and I watch. - The girl and I watch. - I accept what the girl and I watch. - I accept what the girl and I watch. - Bro, I guess he says, yeah, he's just so interesting. But like, you know-- - No, 'cause I support our girls, bro. - I'm one for our girls, bro. - The color is right here. - Right here, the OG, you know, I theme OG. - Ah, no, I'm-- (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) - Do you ever came here for our girls? - Yes. (speaking in foreign language) - I never watched part of this, I didn't see you. - So it's, wait, wait, wait. Patu, so you came out at the DBS, this is what, what? - What? (laughing) - No, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no. - No one was the prequel. - Oh, that's a prequel. - Prequel. - Okay, okay, okay. (laughing) - Shit, shit. I mean, I'm just, you know, I'm just asking shit. (laughing) - Got it. - Yeah, go and listen to all the songs. - Okay, okay. Okay, you guys, this has been the podcast. - No, yeah, our guests are really, really fun part. Thank you very much, talk about the shit. Miss information podcast. It's been the more better podcast. Hope you guys enjoy your Monday, see ya. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - The more better, the more better podcast. (applause) [BLANK_AUDIO]