Get ready for going viral. Get ready for going viral. Hello, all the malt distinction. A rock. Echres, welcome back to another installment of the viral podcast. I'm your host Chelsea Lin. And I'm your host Paige Jenn. Hello mochliki's mochliki's mochliki's. Hello, and we got Maggie and Greg here today. Hello. How you guys doing? Hello. I'm doing well. How are you? Oh, doing good. Yeah. Hey, we're doing good. Can we go around the room and just say on a scale of one to 10 how horny you are and just say that? Oh, I could taper in at an 11 because my vag has been really lubricated lately. At the most random times. Maybe all day. Okay. Maggie. Oh, one. Wow. Did you get a fix? I'm just around y'all. And I'm not going to get horny. No. Wow. Wow. Okay. We thought we did it for you. Yeah. All right. Well, you're sitting beside old. What? That's what I'm saying. Oh, I'm a horny dude. Okay. Look at that. Greg. Greg. About a seven. Just got my back laid out. Yeah. We went to the chiropractor this morning. I can't believe he was open so early. Yeah. It was eight 30. Yeah. That seems early because Best Buy and like world market, a bunch of stores don't open usually till 10. Okay. I must do the same thing for him because he asked me to come back Thursday. I give myself an eight. Why? Don't know. I feel like you stay at eight. I stay at a solid eight. Yeah. I wish you to look at over here. Do you stay at an eight because you want eight? Yeah. That was good. That was good. Can I just say we are going on tour this month? Oh, we leave this month for tour. We are going to be on the road traveling and I have to drive with a trailer on the back. So just kind of we'll say about that. So just send thoughts and prayers. Send thoughts and prayers. We're all scared. We actually looked into it with the entrance company. They said that's a negative on that page. Oh, that's fine. I mean, I know why would she not? She won't care about that. Yeah. She's actually happy here. I just want to be a passenger princess for life. We all do for real. You guys, if you haven't heard, we're going on tour. Get your tickets at the viral podcast.co. We are hitting up Sacramento, San Francisco, Los Angeles, San Diego, Seattle, Spokane, Portland, Oklahoma City, baby, Dallas, Houston, Austin. Can I read some? Yeah. Okay. Read the second column. Hold on. She got your glasses. Okay. My glasses. Nashville, Minneapolis, Chicago, Minneapolis, Columbus, Detroit, Philadelphia, Boston, New York, Charlotte, Atlanta. Woohoo. That's where we're going. And if people show up, you know, we may do another tour if people show up to these stores. So we'll see. Yeah. Uh, show up because Damien will be there Todd probably. Yeah. You never know who's going to show up. Yeah. You just never can tell or who will fly in on a jet pack jet pack. Imagine. You never know. I can't believe people do that at games. What's that? What's a jet pack? Like baseball games and stuff. People will like fly in, you know, from a parachute. Oh my gosh. You've never seen that? No. Well, I have now, but that's actually my I've mentioned this before that if I ever start doing like big, like, not stadium. What? Stop. Stop. What's smaller than a stadium? Like a theater? Yeah. No, like a. Is it something outdoors? No, it's indoors, but it's not as big as it's like a football stadium. It's smart. Like arena. Okay. If I ever do arenas, I'm going to fly in on a rock. I'm going to come in on a string or something. You're going to zip line into the stage. Chelsea, you have to maybe parachute in. I know. How funny would that be? Oh, out of control. Tammy. I know. You know, Owen Hart actually fell from the rafters, right? Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. He was a wrestler and he was doing that. Oh gosh. Sand. Yeah. Is he okay? No, he don't. Oh my gosh. I didn't know that. No. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's Brett, the hitman hearts. Okay. The finger? No, wrestler. Well, we got to be extra careful, but I do plan on if, if God willing, I ever do venues that big, I'll be making zip. I'll be making zip on money. So I have to zip line in. Yeah, you have to either zip line or do something like you have to. And I want like, and I want like fire coming from the stage, like it's going to be ridiculous. I'm going to spend all the money on on the show. Yeah. Just for the five. She comes in on a hot air balloon. How funny would that be? Good. It'd be really good. Yeah. And it's so scary landing. Like you'll be falling and doing all that. Oh my God. Dude, did you guys know I did a real fall at the where did I fall again? I don't know. You were there. I fell into the bushes. When you broke your arm? No, in Vegas. Oh, we were at the win. Oh, yeah. So I went down at the win. Um, oh, how did I do that? Exactly. You just walk? You weren't looking and you walked in and you fail. Yeah, I walked into these bushes. And I literally thought it was a cliff because I looked down at my phone to be like, Hey, where are we going? So I could look up again. Don't look down. But your phone was busted. Was this just recently we were in Vegas? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. And didn't hurt you though. No, it didn't hurt me. I kind of went down slow, but it was so funny. Well, it was funny because you always fake fall, but this was a real fall. And I'm never like really hmm, fail. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you didn't public before. Yeah. And the lady was taking photos of that. No, just of the bushes and stuff when I fell in and she got me. She got it. At the end of the fall. I wish she was filming though. Or the picture was a live photo. Oh, wow. Nobody got it. Can I say that I love Canada so much. And I love Canadian people. Do tell us all about the freakin' malt trip. I just love, I just love Canadians, dude. I don't know. It's just so cool and peaceful up there. Everyone is so like welcoming. You know how they, there's that saying like, Oh, Canadians are really nice. Like it's true. No, they are the nicest people I've ever met. It's true. Yeah. When I went to Costa Rica, there's a lot of Canadians there. And they were so nice. Every person who's nice, I'd say, where are you from? Canada. Yeah. Dude, I just got back from, I was in Halifax, Nova Scotia, me and Greg. And I opened for Theo Vaughn at the great outdoor comedy festival. Biggest crowd I've ever performed in front of. There was 10,000 people there. Damn. I was so nervous, obviously, haven't done stand up in, at that point, like five and a half months. So I wasn't like, oiled up. In your groove. You know, I wasn't my groove. I wasn't oiled up and I hadn't done it in five and a half months. And then to have to do it in front of the largest crowd. In front of largest crowd. And before the funniest dude to ever do it. Yes. Was a lot of pressure there. Um, Oh, I was terrified. But I walked out there and dude, everyone just made me feel so welcome. People were coming to me after the show like you did so good. And I assume that most everybody there would not know who I was. Like, I know that a few people messaged me like we're coming for you, which is very sweet. I thought most everybody would not know who I was until I said, I have a bit about Greg and I said, um, my husband, Daryl and I and the crowd just went nuts when I said, Daryl, that's so cool. Like probably had, probably several thousand people just heard a screen. Whoa. It was like, what? Oh, dang. Yeah, we were standing behind backstage. Um, and the host was actually up at that time. And there was a lot of people coming up to the fence and yelling, you know, wanting us to come out there and I'm just like, you know, I can't do that. But I'm at a few people. We did after the show. Right. Right. Right. But not during the show. That show looked so cool. Look, just it looked like a show I wanted to be attending because just sitting on the grass or lawn chairs, that looked like a vibe. Yeah. And we'll just not like, like the whole area, we want to go back so bad. Oh, yeah. Most definitely. Really big known. Yes. Really big known for their, uh, they're fishing, uh, the right there, you know, waterway. Uh, we got to go do the, uh, Cabot Trail, which is really beautiful. They say it's top five. Got one of the top five golf courses. So it's just amazing. Lots of things to do. It was so beautiful up there. I go, man, I want to come up here and just spend some time. So we plan on doing that. And just to reiterate what Chelsea said, that they were so welcoming and nice. Everybody that was there to help put on the production and a part of the show, fantastic people love to do it again. I hope I hope I'll be back next year. Yeah, it's good to hear. Yeah. Um, so 10,000 people. And then there was, is that meant for like where was it just set up for that? Or what the heck? Where were you? Yeah. I don't know where it was at. It was at this, like there were tables and then there was just a big, big plot of land and people just brought their chair. I mean, it was just crazy. I don't even know where it was. If I don't even know if it was a venue or what? I have no clue. Okay. So you don't know if the stage stays up. No, it doesn't. They, they, they will that in. Yeah. It was a huge, uh, open hillside. Yeah. And on the backside of the hillside is the waterway in the ocean. Ocean. So, I mean, it was, it was pretty cool. It was beautiful. I cannot wait to go back. Okay. Next year, if you go back, I'm definitely going, you have to have to have to have to. I had a, I'll buy a frickin ticket and get a sleeping bag and be out in the lawn. I don't care. Dude, I had, oh, fuck you. Hey, hey, fuck you motherfucker. Fuck you. Hey, if you got someone in your life that's annoying you and you just want to tell them, fuck you, but you really can't. Cause maybe it's your boss or maybe it's like your mom or something. Just say it right now in your head. Just go, fuck you. If you don't like sitting on grass, fuck you. If you don't like getting in a sleeping bag and moving your legs around, fuck you. If you're battling toe fungus issues, fuck you, your fungus. Oh, that felt good. Dang. I remember my brother always had athletes foot. Yeah. I used to take a knife and scrape, scrape my feet. He wasn't peeing on his feet enough. Yeah. Greg's really into that. Yeah. He pee on your feet. It helps. Oh, by the looks of yours. Yeah. Looking like it. But this, but this isn't, this is an athlete's foot. That's the thing. No, that's just fungus. It's a different. Greg's got tonal fungus. If you watch trailer tells, you know that. I didn't mean to discuss, y'all, but I had so many people coming to me after the show because it was a three night festival. So like there are other Thompson girl was there. Nate. Nate Rogotsky. Like so many people were there and so many people came up to me after the show and goes, we had tickets for all three nights. We left the hardest tonight. Oh, that's so cute. Damn. Wait, you performed all three nights? No, just one. Just one out of all those. Just one. How many shows did you go to? One. You didn't go see anybody else? No, I wasn't there. No, I just flew in the day off. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Cause your flight got delayed. That's a whole thing. That's a whole thing. Yeah. Flight travel. We've talked about it before. What's up with Delta and just. It's just not Delta. It's no. I can tell you it's a cross to cross the border. It's ever one of them. It's everywhere you go. Everybody will tell you that. I've had issues with United Frontier, American. American now Delta. Every airline. I feel like my flights are rarely so much. I've never, well, I guess once had to stay, but I feel like Southwest isn't that bad. I don't know. I feel like I've looked out for years like having like no delays, no nothing. And then all of a sudden the last few months has been. Why? Hell. Yeah. Yeah. Something's up. Well, they just need to get a hold of the malt sticks. Oh, yeah, they need to get under the hood and look at the malt sticks. Under the hood. Under the hood. What are planes just plane engines? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I was getting off the flight yesterday. And you know how you get off the flight? And usually it's the sometimes the pilot will come out to and tell you by sometimes not. So we were walking out and the pilot was standing there and Greg walked out and he says, Oh, thank you. Bye. He goes, have a good day. And I looked up and I was like, thank you. He goes, Oh, oh my God. Hold on. Let me get a picture. Runs in the cockpit, grabs his phone to get a picture of me. That's cute. Yeah. The pilot. So, yeah, well, that gives me an idea. Okay. You should have made a tick tock with them. Yeah. I should have made him say, Hey, you want to do the malt sticks or just like secretly record them? Hey, there's the earth flap around. I've seen so many of those ticks. Yeah. Good times. That's an interesting one. Just thing. Well, we do something that we love. Hey, bread sound but it's not here. No, no, bread doesn't have a sound. Okay. Something we love and something we hate. You got it, honey's? Yeah, malt sticks. Okay. I'm just going to say something that I love. This is not a general but it's more a Pacific that I saw. When I landed in Los Angeles a while back, I got out of the airport and I was driving down the freeway and there were these three girls in a little white convertible with the top down and I was driving by it and just happened just to look over. And one of the girls was in the back seat. She was taking selfies and the wind was in her hair and she was smiling and happy and it made me happy. No, I mean, convertibles or making me a happy. Oh, she was feeling herself and she was taking a picture and she was like, you know, and it made me happy because she genuinely seemed happy to be taking pictures and it made me happy. That's cute. Just clicking. Yeah. That's something I guess that my love is seeing other people happy. Mm hmm. That's a good one. That stuck with me all day. It made my whole day. It set the tone for me to see her smile and happy. So I took a picture of her. Yeah. Yeah. Look back at it. Right. Okay. I love when people understand the way that I talk. What do you mean, Moxie X? Moxie X. Moxie X. No, just because sometimes I talk a little hmm. Puzzle or backwards or just it could be hard to understand. Okay. Sometimes I like to mumble. Mm hmm. And I just like when people are on the same same talking wavelength as me. Got you. And you just can click, you know, people you just can smoke click with. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. When you almost don't even have to finish what you're saying because they're looking at you like I got you. Yep. That's a good one. Yeah. That's a good one. Y'all got a love? I love the smell of bacon cooking. Oh, you can smell bacon cooking from a while away. Especially when you're sleeping and it wakes you up. Yes. Yes. Yes. When you're sleeping and you hear bacon, it's almost like you feel love because someone's cooking breakfast. Yes. And you know what? I was thinking about that because I was cooking the kids breakfast the other morning. And I was like, they're so lucky that I'm in here doing this right now. I mean, they're lucky. They're in their lane in bed and I'm in here cooking and they get the breakfast fresh. And then you have to eat when it's cooled down. I know. Just to be a kid. I know, man, I don't even eat bacon and I feel like there's never enough bacon. There's never, I can make the whole pack and we want more. Yeah. I usually add a hostie. I usually. Okay, Greg, do you have a love? Something you love? Yes. I love after we've traveled and we get home and how happy Gary and Tilly are. Oh my gosh. Like that just if that doesn't melt your heart. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like literally. And they do get happy. Yes. They really do. They almost can't even breathe. They're like so stoked. For instance, yesterday, right? We get home. Chelsea, Maggie and Beth. Oh, no, Chelsea and Beth and the Chelsea and Maggie and lowland liver on the porch with the dogs. And I'm getting stuff out of the bed of the truck. Gary actually runs over to me losing his mind. And he, uh-huh, my legs. He knew his dad was home. And dude, makes you happy. Yeah. And look at him right now. Yeah, I love my dad. I love my mom. Needs to be close. Yes. Yeah. That's a good one. Not a care to worry right now. Yeah. Not a care to worry right now. Look at that. Not a worry in the world. Stop. All right. Should we do a hey? Hey, we got plenty of those. Gotcha. I have a whole list. I don't know which one to read. More loves. We're doing more loves. Hey, no one hates. Okay. All right. Get ready for something. Hey. Oh, I got you. Okay. I hate it when restaurants don't have salt on the table. Do you hate that? But guess who's got your back? You usually have packets of salt. But hey, put salt on the table. Don't assume that your food is so good that I'm not going to want a couple sprinkles of salt. And pepper. Yeah. Yeah. And it's almost like when you ask for salt, they're like, yeah, I can bring salt. Put salt on the table. Yeah. Let me decide. It's like they get mad that, oh, we didn't season it properly. Let me decide that. It's not my liking. You love salt in your chips. Yes. Oh, if it Oh, it's chips and salsa. You got a salt chips. Yeah, that's a good one. So that gets me going. So there's that. Oh, God, my blood's going right now. Like you said, Paige has always got your back. You know, she's usually prepared. But when we were in LA just recently, she was pretty pissed because she didn't keep her sauces. And so when I went and got to Chick-fil-A and brought it back, she didn't have her condiments and she was a little upset and she was like, Greg, do you know what happened to that bag that we had in the car? I'm like, hun, we threw it away. We were cleaning it out. Because I'm a sauce fanatic and if you're eating your food and you don't have none of the sauce, it's like why even eat it. Right. So I'm like, you eat it for the sauce. Yeah. And I'm like, freaking, where are my sauce packets of my purse? Why did we throw away that bag yesterday? Like it was just nothing was lining up for my taste buds. So yeah, that sucked. I hate rolling up the vacuum cord or just like rolling up things, hoses, just putting the cords. That's a good one. Yeah. Have you, have you seen the vacuums that actually have the push button with your foot? Yeah, I love that. And it rolls up the cord for you. I was like, hey, that's a pretty good, you know? Yeah. It's a good addition. I love that addition. I wish everything just had the cords. Right. Can I ask a question? Yeah, most of it. Greg, you didn't eat my ass till like eight years in. Why is that? Whoa, why? Yeah. Not hungry. Didn't crave it. Yeah. Interesting question. Just off the top. That was one of the things that I hated. I hated ass. You know, we saw, but now you like that. But yeah, yeah, just because it wasn't, the tang wasn't quite my appealing to my appetite. Because if you're fresh out the shower, it's just skin. I've tried it. It tastes like something vinegar chips. But here's the thing. You didn't eat my ass for like eight years. So I'm thinking, I mean, I, and I don't care. My clits not on my ass. So I don't care. But all of a sudden one day, you're down there and you just start eating my ass. And I was like, Whoa, who's this guy? Yeah, new guy who this? Who this? Oh, was that after football practice? And I had a brain injury? No. Oh, when eight years in, she said, he's starting to play in flag football. What year was it? Probably. Let's see. Well, if it was eight years, it was 2013, 2012, 2013, something like that. Yeah. Hmm. Maybe 2012, he was like, Okay, the world's going to end. I was clicked. 2012. Yeah, wasn't that the big year? They said 2012, the Mayan calendar. Was it? Yeah. I think so. Yeah, because I was like, dang, why do I even go to school anymore? You can't leave my mind with that. I didn't, I didn't know. So what happened? Mayan. Good question. Okay. Just people change. Yeah. Yeah, people change. We're going to the creed concert tonight. So, uh, you know, maybe something else will happen. That's crazy. Oh, listen, I got a good hate. Oh, we're still holding on. We are on the hate. Hold on. Oh, yeah. Oh, we are. Hey, hold on. Who's turns it? I just went rolling up the back. Okay. Go, go, go. Yeah. Okay. When it comes down to two lanes and you do the zipper, merge. Why do people not understand that? That has happened to me two times, and I've literally almost gotten a fistfight with the other person. Whoa. Zipper joking. Do people not know about the zipper? How do they not know? Yazipper? How do they not know? Because they think, oh, I got there before. And why, and why are they laying on their horn trying to not let you in? Are you dumb? It's common sense when you get to the merge, you zipper, one car goes one car. It makes fillet line the other day. It makes it go faster. It makes it go yazipper. And some people don't know about the zipper. Why? How? I'm telling them now. If you don't know about the zipper, zipper in one car at a time from each line. It's simple, dude. Yeah. And I was screaming muit flow, you know, I was screaming at this lady. I bet you weren't in the chick. I rolled down my window and I was like yelling at her. I bet you were. She was doing this. Just 40 zipper. I've actually called somebody before when Don was driving this lady at Starbucks wasn't doing the zipper in San Diego. And I said, you fucking cunt. And I was gone. I like hard and had to beat her ass. Dude, it's bad. It makes me screaming at us. It makes me want to murder somebody whoa bad kill. Yeah, I am smarter. Mm hmm. Well, Greg, I got anything you hate. I've got a few things, but you said list one because he'll be here all day listing. Here we go. Oh, I hate when your hopes, you know, your hopes are lifted. And then when a matter of minutes, they're just, uh, you just feel destroyed. So you get, for instance, okay, it has to do with flight travel. Okay, come on. Let's move on. Every episode he's on just know it's going to be about airlines and flight. Okay, you need me to move from. So anyway, when they tell you, hey, they got you, you're going to get to your gate. We got, we got your connection flight. And then you get over there. You see that it says that it's boarding. Mm hmm. And then a matter of seconds, it says departing. And you get over there. There's nobody at the gate. Zero. Everybody's just gone. Where are they at? They, as soon as they lock that door, they know that they're not going to open it back up. So they're gone. Done. So, but anyway, that's, that's a hate. But you know what really twerks me about, uh, twerks? What twerks you baby, what twerks you were. When restaurants look fancy in the airport and the food is shit. Okay, I got to expect that. What's just shitty food and yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Maybe the Singapore, is it Singapore that has like a really, really fancy airport? Oh, really? I may have mission star restaurants in there. They may. Home and her. I'm sick feet from the air. Do you want to, do you want to say a couple seconds of a couple songs? See if we can guess them. Yeah, guess whoever's the quickest that guests are not artists. This is what we were doing before we started filming. Go. Okay, ready? B. I did. B. Okay. Oh my now. Creed. Creed. By the way, by the way, I text, uh, not text that I DM Scott. Stop. Yes. She asked it. Hey, coming to your show tomorrow. Really excited. And he just liked it. Were you like, stop? I was just like, I want him to know I'm there. He's got to know. He's a failure. What if he invites you on stage? I'll lose my mind, but he won't, but I'll die. He may. I wonder what the crowds going to look like. Mm. Trailer trust. Yeah. Like us. Yeah. A lot like us. Yeah. I know you love me. Justin Bieber. Yeah. Wow. What about this? You got a cute way of talking. You. Are we at the Franklin? No. I don't know. What? You know what? Is it a Bonnie Tyler? Yeah. Oh, that was it. Oh, I know it's totally clips from the heart. No, that's not Bonnie Tyler. Is it? Sure is, brother. Maybe who I sing wasn't. He's thinking the Dan band, dude. No, I was actually thinking heart. Heart now. No. Behind blue eyes. Well, original or newer. Who's that? Oh, my God. Oh, I can't remember. Who is it? Gosh, who is it? Is it freaking, behind the lies? Limp biscuit. Yeah. I think it is friend. Yeah. But they're not the original. Limp biscuit and the who. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Limp biscuit. Yeah. I'm all sticky. Let's do one more. Okay. Okay. Let me think. Once upon a time, I was falling. Told it to the heart. Wait, one more, one more, one more. Let me, let me see what comes to my brain. Oh, let me see here. We got a little bit. There's so many songs in it. Wait. She was driving last Friday. Oh, Carrie Underwood. Oh, Greg. Dang, getting it up there. Carrie Underwood. Yeah. Hey, we'll come up with some more later. Yeah, we'll come up with some more later. If I randomly just start singing a song, yep, all three of you just done. Quickest to guess gets to eat something later. Yeah. Caviar. Your ass. Yeah. We'll see. But we have another little segment, but I say we, dude, it's cold in here. I'm shaking. Really? Like a little damn chihuahua. Feel my hand. It is not cold in here. Bitch. Well, we're going to have to get you a warmer. Yeah, give me a warmer. We got to fatten you up a bit. Yeah, let me put some weight on her. Yeah. Well, it's impossible. She eats more nuts. Big. It's just turds. Big turds, big metabolism. So do you smell? Is that what you're doing? I think Greg opened a can. Hello and welcome to the MooMoo commercials. You guys know we love to nut around here and not only do we love to nut, but we want you to love to nut too. You know what I mean? I mean, who doesn't want to nut harder, longer, quicker. Whatever kind of nut you're looking for, Adam and Eve.com's got you covered. Adam and Eve is offering 50% off just about any item plus free shipping. You guys, which includes rush processing. 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Oh, that smell. Roll that little bean footage. What's a smell? That smell. Hey, Delphin page, calling with two things. The first one is to thank all of you guys for being such a wonderful source of positivity for so many people. My better half and I got together a while before the beginning of the viral pod. And she had gotten out of an abusive relationship. And you guys, humor has been the most beautiful, just medicine and therapy. So thank you so much for that. And love you, honey, if you listen to this. Second thing would be my question. I've been a working musician and different askies for quite a few years. But on the way out of one of my shows, years and years ago, if the house party and I was just grabbing my stuff from behind the drums, and I noticed two people were just otherwise going at it. No clothes, just full. Yeah, sex. And I know you can talk about that stuff, though. I can say it on here. But my question is, what do you say to folks that are just going at it as a salutation as you're walking by? I thought, Oh, hey, congratulations. Keep going. Happy for you. I don't know. For perhaps you guys have some suggestions. Anyway, thanks again. And if you guys want to say, hey, to Alyssa, so we'll break them over that. Oh, man. That's the coolest guy. Was that a harmonica? It was a hermonica. He must have been doing a must be doing some work on her. It was a hermonica. Shout out to Alyssa. Alyssa. Yeah, I love you. Love you, honey. Wow. Thank you for listening. Thank you for listening. What a cool caller and what a cool. Hey, if you play hermonica and you call in, do that every time, please. That was cool. Oh my gosh. It was so good. It sounded like a saxophone. I wanted him to keep going. Yeah, just call in and do us a whole song. That was awesome. Wow. And what a heartfelt message. That guy was so sweet to just say, I love you to Alyssa and all that. Me and Greg got caught fucking one time. What did somebody say? Yeah. Thank you. It was the it was the dog. She said, well, you let the dogs out. What? So. So me and Greg were, we had been dating just a few months and I was going to Mid-America Christian University in Oklahoma City and you cannot have boys in your dorms. You can't have overnight visitors, nothing. And they were strict on that and they had random people, what are they called when you had people in the dorms that are like, arrays, resident, assistant or whatever. So, arrays would come by randomly. It was a whole thing. And I did sneak you in a couple of times for you to spend the night and I could have got kicked out of school and kicked off the softball team. But when we first started dating, we had these two, I had these two friends that were from California and they lived off campus. They were our only friends that lived off campus in an apartment. So, Greg came to visit and they had a roommate. So, the two girls I played softball with and then their roommate and they lived in this big apartment. And she had two dogs that she kept in a big cage in the living room. And so, when Greg came to visit, we stayed there in their living room. And oh gosh, it was like 4 a.m. and me and Greg start fucking. Dang. And we are in the middle of the living room floor. Oh God. Both butt naked. Oh my gosh. I'm on my back, legs up and Greg's just pounding it. And we must have been in the zone and not knowing that her dogs were barking at us. They were, yeah, that close to your head. They were, well, no, but they were making noise. They saw someone was up and was probably like, yeah, like barking, but they were making noises and it probably woke her up, the roommate. And she just walked in, walked in and we're sitting there just fucking. And she goes, can you please let the dogs out when you're finished and when you're finished and turned around. What did you guys say? Greg's probably like, no problem. We were, I was mortified and Greg, we did finish. Well, Greg finished. And I didn't, of course. Yeah. But Greg, Greg finished. And then we let the dogs out. And that's the only time we've ever been caught fucking. And I was mortified. But you knew she was there, right? Yeah. But I didn't think nobody'd be up at 4 a.m. Yeah. If you're pounding on the floor and then the knees hitting on the ground, that's pretty loud. And the dogs. Yeah, the dogs. Have y'all ever been caught fucking like that? No. No. No, I haven't. I've had sex in front of people, but not. Yeah. I knew about that. Yeah, but not like that. Yeah, I've been caught. And honestly, I don't think I've ever caught somebody. But if I did, I would, your brain would probably be so shocked that you'd, I would almost, almost just be like, Oh, sorry. I'd probably go mulched it. Was yours a cook situation, Paige? Well, no, I was just in the shower having sex. And then people just, I heard people on the outside of the shower and I opened it up and there's people fucking. And then one time. Oh my God. So you were having sex in the shower, and then they were having sex in the toilet? Yeah, I didn't, they weren't in there when I started. No one was in there. Who was it? My good friends and yeah. You don't want to name nobody? No. No. Because it's a whole thing. Do you think they mulched eggs? Well, y'all swapping or something. Oh, she's answering my questions first. Okay. First mulch sticks. Do you think they mulch the eggs? I know they mulch sticks, but I'm not trying to get in that sticky egg and I'm staying on the outside. Yeah. Rem, what? Were you swapping? No, I'm not, no, I'm not a swapper. Greg's asking to inquire. Yeah. But would you be a swapper? No, it depends on who. It depends on who. Right. Swapper? No, swapping. It depends. Greg, would you ever want to swap? No. Not my close friends. No, no, no. Because like us swapping and you fucking Greg me fucking Brad. I'd rather. No, I'd rather fucking. I'd rather fuck you. I can't, I can't, I can't scissor. I can't say I'd rather fuck Brad. Yeah. Yeah. Well, well, then fuck by. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, nerd. We can reenact it, put Chelsea in a cage. Huh? Huh? Well, you're in the cage and you start making a bunch of noise because me and Paige are having sex. Okay. And then he's waking up baggy. He wants to do this whole scene and then Brett comes out and has to let the Chelsea out. Can you let Chelsea out? When you guys are finished. Hey, what you're doing? Well, Chelsea dressed up as a dog. Oh gosh, I just put a collar on me. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, a shock collar. Yeah. And then what if Brett's into that? And he's like, Oh yeah, I want to have sex. I agree. Song who sings this ball of shock call 20 years. Coolio. No. No. Only him. Paul. What's his name? What is his name? Big Biggie. No. Who? Is it? The highway. Oh God, it's on my tongue. Don't sing too much, honeys. It's so hard not to. I don't know who sings it. Who sings it? I don't know. Okay, let us know. I thought you guys would know. No. I know that song, but I can't get it off the top of my head. What? Okay. So, I agree with you. I could never swap with close friends because it's like, have you been thinking about this? Yeah. How long have you been trying to get at me for? Or, or were we just so, I think we were just so drunk because unlimited mimosas Vegas. But then my friends kept swapping after that. So, I guess it wasn't that. Yeah. Was not the mimosas because still to this day. They swap. Still this day, they swap. And it all started from that little bathroom extravaganza. That opened the can. But it didn't open it for you. Hell no. Okay. Is it opening your door now though? No. Okay. Yeah. Just wanted to see if we needed to clear the air. Do you think Brett would want to swap? Oh, probably. Yeah. Well, you mean like, do I want to be swingers with people? Is that what you guys are asking? Are you guys trying to fuck me right now? Do you want to swap Brett out for somebody else? Not necessarily swing. Is there a difference between swingers and swapping? Maybe it's just the amount you do. I think swapping is you are swapping partners. So, like, for the night. Yeah. So, like, it would be me, you Greg Brett. But swingers, I think, are more like, I can go out and have sex with whatever you can go out and have sex with whoever. Yeah. What's the difference? Swapping. It's more of a relationship. Oh, yeah. Okay. When swinging you, I think you can go out on your own and fuck other people. I still want to go one of those sex parties. We still need to do that. Would you rather be a swinger or a swapper? I thought swingers were couples that swapped. Right. That's what I'm saying. What's the difference? Well, I think you have to be a couple to be a swinger, right? A swapper, right? No, because that's just like an open relationship if you just go fuck whoever you want. Oh, I guess I don't know. That's not, I guess, swinging. Okay. Difference between swingers and swapping. Oh, no, that's, this is dance. They thought I meant dance. Yeah. Swingers and swapping does sound like some swine dancing. I don't know. I don't necessarily think I would want to be a swinger or a swapper, but I think I would want to go to a sex party and see what that's about. I think that's more swingers. So you guys. Okay. So if you and Greg went and you're like, okay, I'm going to veer off into this room and eat somebody's purse and Greg's in the other room. And I go in and he's dicking somebody down. Yeah, he's dicking somebody's ass or whatever. And then I think that swinging because you guys aren't in the same room being just switching with another person's partner. That seems like a fun party. A big old orgy. Kinda. Yeah, it's that too. Maybe all these words are just the same thing. They all mean the same. You're all getting a night. What does it matter? You're getting a night. I think they all mean the same thing. It's kind like Taco Bell. When you go, there's a million things on the, on the menu, but they're all made from the same five ingredients. It's the same thing. You're getting the same thing in a different way. That's all it is. It truly is. That's all it is. And sometimes there's even a KFC attached. Sometimes there may be little extra. Yeah. You never know. Especially those parties. You never know what's going to happen. Sometimes they'll even throw pizza hut in there. Yeah. So maybe a triple for one. That's a ruffle. Sometimes maybe a triple, triple decker. So you never know triple pen. That's a lot of fun goal. You still want to do that. So Greg, what do you think about that? Triple pens. What do you think about Chelsea's lifelong goal wanting. That's your lifelong goal. I've told you that. We've mentioned it on the pod. Yeah. I mean, I mean, that's a, that's a, yeah, I'd love to do. I'd love to triple pen at least double. What do you think about that? Rate it from one to 10 about how you feel about it. He said he would visualize you doing that. And I'm dead. He said he would not double pin with me. No one to 10. But I won't double pen without you. Yeah. Yeah. That's sweet. So let's see. He won't double pen with what he won't double. But you got to, you got to give or take. Yeah. And I don't want no double pen with a wiener and then a dildo. We've talked about that on the pod. That's, I want wiener. I want to buy. I want to warm wiener bodies to know what a double pen is like. Where would you put them in our holes? Both holes down there. What in your, and I'm doing triple than the mouth. That's triple. You got to do triple one in the ass. Yeah. You're doing the ass. You got to do triple or go big or go home. That's what I'm thinking. Double would be fun to try. Let me do this. Don't be fun to try. But you got to go. Oh, I know. I would want one in my mouth too. Or all the ladies here are talking your mic. Or all the ladies here on set in agreement. They would do triple pen. Maybe even quadruple. You could get a micro penis in your belly button. And in your earlobes, your nose holes. Maybe plug all the pain right here. I would not be mad. Yeah. Plug all the holes. You want to get fucked in the ear? If I might be full. Micro. Yeah. For an extra hole filler. So I think they would go triple. Okay. All right. I'd love to try it just to say that I tried it just to say if someone, if it's ever brought up, I can be like, hey, I've done that. And you know what? That's, that's somebody's Tuesday night. Right. We're not living. We're not living big. Living big. That's what I'm saying. We need to triple pen. Greg, if we were triple pen and with two other dudes, what hole would you want? On me. What hole would you want? Oh, pussy. Maybe that grossed me out. You're saying that grossed me out. You saying that? Would you want me to say butthole? Yeah. Maybe I figured you would want to be up by the mouth. So you're not touching the other dude, you know? No matter. But Chelsea, you don't want some freaking Rams player ram in your ass. Yeah, you're right. Because Greg might ease it in. Yeah. Because he knows you. You're right. You know, if you did somebody new, you got to take that. Take one for the team. That's a asshole. But you could also be the first girl ever to plug all your holes. So if you had, I don't think she'd be the first girl ever. I'm sure there's somebody that's done that page. Yeah. Let's let's be real. I think he's right. Yeah. There's holes here. There's holes and bellybell and I don't think so. Oh, yeah. I bet. I bet. If we're thinking about it, someone else has thought about it. It could be called a hole in one hole in one. You need to be the first person to get a hole in one. Yeah, you're right. If it ever happens, we need to record it. What? For your Patreon. Holy hell. Holy hell. Holy. Holy. Holy. Holy. Holy. Holy. Holy. Holy. Holy. Holy. Holy. Holy. Get in there and get that record. Get that Guinness J.D. Power. It's already been broke. What? J.D. Power and Associates. You looked it up? Well, I'm sure. Yeah. We got to find this out. We got to find it out. Jamie. And either way, we need to start with Triple Pen. So we'll see if that happens. Hello and welcome to the Moo Moo commercials. Y'all know I'll be on that green shit. Yeah, it's important to me, okay, that the supplements I take are the highest quality, quality baby. And that's why for almost three years now, I've been drinking AG one. AG one is researched and developed by an in-house team of scientists, doctors and nutritionists, wow, with decades of experience in their respective fields. Listen, they know what they're doing. I get DMs all the time. Tilt T is AG one, the actual real deal. 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You do it all night. Imagine the venue being like, we weren't expecting this. We thought you trouble, huh? We thought you guys were just gonna talk and stuff and do Queen Laquita. Nope. Nope. Like we were we're cocking the holes. Well, they just roll a like a bathtub out there on wheels or I have a shower curtain going around around it or a thin mat like a tarp. Yeah, yoga mat or something. Tarp. Tarp. That's so trashy. Oh gosh. We have a we roll a piece of tarp to catch calm. That's awesome. That's awesome. All right. Yeah. Well, thank you for calling in, honey's and thank y'all both for listening. We love you. Yes. Love you guys. Hey, honey's question here. So if you were to meet this person off of Facebook dating, you asked your own on date, super nice, super respectful, opens up the door for you like the whole nine yards took me to like a five force restaurant, you know, the whole thing. Then on the first date, he also like gives you a key to his house says you're welcome anytime pretty much just opens up his whole life to you, right? What would you think about that? Is that good? Bad creepy? I don't know. I can't tell if I'm moving too fast or not. I love your opinion. Thanks, honey. Oh yeah. Honey's okay. Thank you for calling in before we get into this. Let's all go around and just say one word, good, bad or creepy. And don't say anything though. I want to know y'all's opinion without going into it. Good, bad or creepy? Bad. Creepy. Creepy. Bad. Yeah. Bad because A, you should know that that's creepy. Yeah. And it's just why like is he doing this with everyone? Is he being genuine? Is he gonna freaking be hiding behind the door after you unlock that door and say, more skits. More cheeky. To me, it's almost like a form of like love bombing. It's almost like an extra creepy layer to love bombing. Like first date, she doesn't know this guy. He should not like it's almost like he wants her to feel like, Hey, I like you so much. You're like, it's almost like it's too much. Very narcissistic like dragging it getting you in or what? Trying to get her in fast and get her get her emotion. She it's almost like he's wanting her to be like, I want her to trust me. And that needs to build your first date for you to feel that. It almost feels like just love bombing to me. And if I don't know a guy and I go on a date with him and he does that, I'm never saying him again. No, I mean, and it's all and you feel that because it's almost like, what if he's genuine about it? But even if he's is being genuine about it, something's off there. Unless you're sitting there at dinner saying, I don't have a house, like it like what were you saying to build that up or or what? Because I've never heard of somebody just saying, Hey, here's a key to my house on the first date. That's very, uh, it could also be like a clingy guy. It could. I don't know. There's so many things. There's not even enough back story that would make that okay. You know, okay. And how does she not know? Well, she's because she's saying he was great. He was wonderful. But no, how do you not have common sense to where you're like? Because she said, she goes, I can't tell if I'm moving too fast or not. I think that's why she's calling though. Well, and then another issue, another thing is we're gonna have a lot of people there like, man, I met my spouse first day. We, we fell in love. We moved fast and we've been together 20. That's going to happen too. Yeah. There's so many different variables, but that's going to happen too. And that's going to be real and genuine too. My opinion advice is if there's even a little interview that feels like something it's too good to be true, something may be off here, then it is. I would even ask like, oh, do you just give everyone like a house? Why are you offering that if it wasn't brought up? Because love bombing, I understand like giving somebody flowers or like buying them clothes or whatever. But giving them a house key is like extra to me. Yeah. I think if she feels uncomfortable about it or is like reserved in regards to it, that she should let it be known. Yeah. You talk to him, say, hey, I appreciate the offer as far as the key goes, but I feel like we should take it a little more. Very true. You know, present herself in that manner, you know, and if she's still interested in them, see where it takes her. True. I don't, I don't think you, you, you turn your back and run for the heels. If she felt like it was a good date or what have you. True. You know, maybe not yet. You're right. Maybe, maybe see how it goes. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe he legitimately is a nice guy. What if I don't know, what if by date three, he, he, no. Oh, what if he said that? And he's like, see you haven't used your key. Yeah. I've been looking at my door cam, my door dash. They know what's it called? You know, I've been looking at my green camera all day. And you haven't used it. Yeah. She feels reserved about it. I think she should, you know, say, hey, you know, I appreciate the offer. Let's hold off on this. You know, I need a good digging down, you know, and yeah. Because on the first date, why would you be going over to his house if he's not there? Right. Yeah. And it's different if she was like friends with him before and she knew him, but it seems like this is like, don't know him first date. He sends her a text. Hey, can you go feed my dogs? Right? He just like gave you that key. He just ended the dogs in this entire time. Yeah. See, man. He lets her know the wife and kids are gone to see her mother. Yeah. Gosh. I would say it's definitely odd. I would say maybe take the key, but don't you, you know, yeah, let him let him know. Like, hey, like, that's cool. Let's just, I don't know. Let's just see the, um, yeah. I'd love to know. I'd love it follow up on this in a few months. Right. Yeah. She's like, I don't want your key to your house. I just want your key in me, you know, right? Maybe he heard or got a glimpse that communication is key. And he was like, you know what? This is going to do it. Stop. Here's this little key. Stop it. That's funny. Yeah. He's keying in on what's important to him. Yeah. He's keying in. Yeah. Who has time to go make extra keys for first dates? Dude, he makes, he's made an extra key. What do you have? What if he has a drawer? You actually go to his house one time. You pull out the drawer by the silverware and it's just a drawer of extra keys. Hey, what if he lives in Key West? Hey, what if he switches locks after every first date? What if he, yeah, they goes down and he's like, damn, I already gave her a key. What if you were a key lime pie for dessert? What if he has 50 different doorknobs on his door? And which bill he's like, you're dedicated to doorknob 14. Or, yeah, dang, key lime. What if his favorite dessert is key lime? Right. Key lime pie. We are so fucking dumb. She comes in for advice that we're saying about all this dumb shit. Oh, God. Hey, good luck to you. If you, if you feel like it's getting creepy or weirder, definitely pull back. If you feel like, Hey, this was the only weird thing, but I still want to take it slow, but I want to move forward. I hope, I wish nothing was the best for you. I hope this ends up being good and cool, you know? I hope that you are the key to his heart. Right. And that you guys have something good going and he's cool. Yeah. I wonder if she'd feel better if it was a key code. Oh, that would have been better. Oh, that'd be cheaper on him. Yeah. Like, yeah, that would be cheaper. Yeah. Just give them the code. Yeah. That'd be, yeah. I agree with you on that, Greg. So I'm so weirded out by that one, but I hope she calls back and maybe in like two years, we can. We'll get back to it. I want to know. And if we don't hear your, if you call in, we don't hear your call, message us on Instagram and say, Hey, six months ago, I called in, I had the key guy. And here's a bunch of key emojis and we'll know it. Yes. Yes. Good one. Yeah. Uh, should we do a guess this sound? Guess this sound, ma'am. Guess this sound. Oh, I love that, dude. Oh, and Molly. Guess this sound. I'm sorry, but I'm not prepared. Maybe you don't have to have a guess this sound. That's okay. But maybe I'm gonna try to find one. Maybe he got one. I'm not trying to find one. Here, go keep ahead. Okay. You all ready for mine? Yeah. Y'all ready for this. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Spring something like spritzing some something. Yeah. Yeah, buddy. Yeah. Spring perfume. Okay. Here's mine. Blinker. Yeah. Oh my God. That was the last few ones I've done. Y'all have said we're too detailed and too hard. So I try to get the most simple thing, the most simplest things. Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, just the most, the things you hear in life. Yeah. Are I ready? Yeah. Here we go. Here's the next one. Greg, sorry. He's playing a game. Turn your phone down and get off your games. No, this is, this is going to be a good sound. Okay. All right. Here's mine. Clipping toenails. Yes. Yes. That was it. Wow. Okay. Cool. Wow. Okay. Greg, you got one. Yeah. Let me see if I can make it work. Oh my gosh. Here we go. Okay. Greg's going. You ready? Yeah. All right. My fingers are too greasy. Oh no. Here, Maggie, you go. Okay. She don't do this. Oh, you don't do this? Okay. Here's mine. Oh shit. Paige, you got another one. Here we go. A straw. A straw. Are you ready? Yeah. Greg, ready. Pull ball. Yep. Pull ball. But we all didn't use the one. This was the, this was the most lame guess this sound we've ever done. We're sorry guys. It was actually good. We're sorry. I mean, sounds are sounds. Yeah. Sounds are sounds. Wish I could get a good queef in. Oh dude. I drew one up the other day. Greg. Sorry. You're fine. Yeah. And calling with your queefs. We want to hear more of those. We got another call. Or save them for the live pod. Nice call. Yeah. Save them for the live pod. Queen Laquifa. We do need. I know I have Queen Laquifa, but I feel like if a lot of girls are there in the audience who can't queef, we need a backup. Maybe come loaded with farts just in case. I know you don't want to smell them. We'll bring a binder to wave them away. Yeah. We can have a fart contest. The best crank. But some people may not like that. Some people may literally not come because of that. But sometimes you go to a movie and you don't like every part of the movie, but you still go. But a smell, but it's a fart contest to the movies. I'm going to be pissed viral podcast fart fest. Oh, that'd be fun. Oh dude. I was dropping bombs on you in the plane. I shouldn't have said bombs in the plane, but yeah. But I was a farting and sleeping in front of you so bad. I was thinking you're going to say, hey, are you farting? Say. Seeping. I know they were bad. Did you. Did you smell the accident when I had coming out of Fairfax? Okay. Stop traveling with y'all. You're gonna be farting. My God. Well, it was the lobster roll. Okay. One last call. Should I play it? Yeah. Hit me. The lobster roll. Oh yeah. Hey, ladies. I love all of you guys. I just had a question because whenever you get silly or Gary up on the studio desk, I have some type of phobia with dogs licking theirself like their legs and my dog does that 24/7 and she's a little snouser. I'm going to turn snouser and she does the same thing. And you're little fur babies do. I just want to know if anybody has that type of phobia or if it's just me. Oh yeah. Yeah. Nice one. Getting after it. It's not just you because I've so first off, I love it when the babies lick their paws. It makes me happy. Licking them hands. And I even love it when they lick me. If they're sitting there and they're licking my arm for five minutes, one time I posted that on Snapchat because that was so cute and people lost their minds. Oh, I hate it when my dog licks me. I never let my dog lick me. It grosses me out. It's so, and I'm just like, I love it because they're kissing mama. Yeah. Does it do that thing with your arm though? You know how you hate being touched with something cold on one side of you but not the other? Surprisingly no. Okay. That would kind of be the only reason why I would kind of be like or if it's slobber but like no, Gary licks are different than a dog that drool. Right. And that's yeah, if I had a big like bullmastiff licking on my arm, I'd probably have, I'd probably gross me out. But they've got the littlest tongues. You can barely film licking. And they don't do it. It's rare. It's rare. What do you think about when like Gary and Kevin and all them, they'll just sit there and lick Milly? I think it's cute. Okay. I think it's cute. It does not bother me. I just don't like when dogs lick their red rockets. Yeah. Yeah. That one is kind of like stop. You know, you don't like, hey, our dogs don't do that. Or if they're licking another dog's red rocket or asshole. That's when you're like, stop. Yeah. I got a friend that, uh, his daughter's French bulldog licks their other dogs. We're gonna let him and they get him to stop. No, they get him to stop. They get him to stop. But yeah, he's, he's down into talking to the mic, you know. Yeah, you got to tell him to stop that. He's doing what down into talking to the mic. What's that mean? The opposite of you? You know, yeah. I don't know what that means. Hey, there, Paige. Wait, what does that mean? Is that a reference, a phrase? Yeah. Speaking to the mic, you know, the dicks of microphone. I haven't heard that one. Hmm. No clue what you're talking about. You did Roger teach you that. Right. Probably. Oh, miss Roger. Ma'am. Ma'am. He's coming out soon. So we got to have, we got to have him back on. We should get another sound bite him on another one. Yeah. No, no, because I love his ma'am ma'am ma'am. You guys, that's it for the pod. That's it. I have to pee so bad. Okay. Well, this is perfect. Okay. You guys come see us. Get your tickets at the viral podcast dot co will be on the road this month. Get your merch and we are going to have some exclusive only. You can get it shows merch and they are hot to try it. They're probably one of my favorite. You're gonna die. Yeah, they're some of my favorite pics we've ever sang. I was behind the scenes for that. Amazing. They good work ladies. Good work. Thank you. I didn't even understand how they could turn out like that. I know. They did and we're happy to show you and love you guys. Call in with some good stuff and some good sticks and some good licks. And our phone number is four, four, two, seven, seven, seven, three, three, three, one. And always remember you are doing great. 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