Kap & J. Hood
9/6 9 AM: Friday Folder
Live from State Street in the heart of Chicago, you are listening to the new home of the Chicago Bears, ESPN Chicago. And this is Captain J. Hood, WMVP, WTBC, HD2 Chicago, a good karma brands radio station. Good morning Chicago, and welcome in to the Captain J. Hood Morning Show on ESPN 1000. And we're streaming on the ESPN Chicago app with David Kaplan, Jonathan Hood with you. We have Shay and we've got Jack and we've got you on this bears football Friday. And we are proud to announce that starting on Monday and every week here on the cap and J. Hood Morning Show, we have the pleasure to talk to the head coach of the Chicago Bears, Mattie Verfluse. Mattie Verfluse every week right here on ESPN 1000 again, Cap. 820 every Monday. He's back with us in the mornings. Every Monday or the day after every Bears game. Winner loose, coach is going to be here. I was with coach the other day. He's looking forward to it. We got together and had a little meeting. He's ready to go. So we're looking forward to discussing the game with him, he'll be the beneficiaries of him having watched the tape and put his thoughts down and we'll have some fun with him. We're looking forward to it. Here comes the boom, Mattie Verfluse every single week on the Cap and J. Hood Morning Show. Yep, looking forward to it. So there he goes as he once again returns to his home. The Cap and J. Hood Morning Show. He enjoys the program. He listens as he comes in and he goes, "You know what? Let's run it back." What he said to me, he's like, "I listen to you guys. I'm a football coach." I said, "Coach, let's have some fun." A pause, he went, "Okay, I'm in. Right? Let's do it." So the dragon slayer himself is returning. I like when he's going around hard knocks, walking to me, "Hey, I'm Fluse." "Let's go, Mike." "That would be me." "Love the brother next to you." He doesn't go, "I'm coach. I'm Fluse. Yeah, love it." So there you have it. Here Fluse is back. A-20, that's the official time. A-20, and that's how I'm going to call, what I'm going to call him. I'm going to, Fluse, what's up? Okay, that's what you're going to call him. Yep. Okay. Yep. Absolutely. I enjoy talking to Mattie Verfluse as he'll be right in the middle of a round the NFL. 3-1-2-3-3-2-E-S-P-N-3-3-2-3-7-7-6, coach your thoughts about the Giants. Overreaction Monday with Mattie Verfluse. Oh, I don't think the Giants are very good, right? I look forward to that, so that will happen. Yes, around the NFL with Mattie Verfluse every Monday. A-20. Yep. Because we're not moving that. Right. We have a concern about our own football team, but I will tell you this about the Saints. They're terrible, right? Right. Right. So that's what we're getting. That's it. All right. We did. We got together after practice last week looking forward to coach being with us each and every day after the game. Well, cap, we finally made it. Here we go. It's happening. Caleb Williams chasing greatness. It starts now. Yep. There's been so much talk before he was drafted. There's no doubt when he was before he was drafted. Right. When he was drafted. Right. Now he's part of the Bears. Right. He's part of this team, Kevin, over our shoulders on these daytime TV talk shows. There has been questionable. There's been good and bad said about Caleb Williams. Mm-hmm. He has the opportunity. He and the Bears have the opportunity to change whatever question marks or narratives about him. They're out there. It's not going to happen overnight, cap. I know many of us want to see the Bears go 17 and 0 and have a clean slate right into the playoffs and into the Super Bowl. But here's the thing. We have never seen an organization do what the Bears have done. I'm not guaranteeing anything. I'm not. What I'm telling you is that if you know what happened to the Bears five years ago, 10 years ago, 15 years ago, and the lack of infrastructure where you had non-football people, non-football aficionados, they could tell you about finance, they could tell you about, you know, how to be able to put that office together and they're telling you about football and those guys are making the choices. You don't get that anymore. You go. By the way, it's hard to be able to put that message out there for some to understand that because many that are listening to us right now, they will say, well, definitely George is the one that's pulling the strings. I mean, it's, I mean, polls in place and wars in place, but it's, but this is their show, cap. This is it. George is getting steps in, I'm hiring baseball games and he'll be there ready to roll. There's some though that because they've seen it before and they believe that non-football people are making draft picks or free agency picks. Nope. I think what you saw in hard knocks is what you get. You have polls, you have warned, you have polls of staff and they're doing what they can to change the fortunes of this franchise. I mean, as you, you talk about this, like the thing three days ago on the show, you talked about polls as choice, the choices that he had to make. Did he want to be a part of the Bears or did he want to go to another team? He wanted to do it with the Chicago Bears. He had other places he could have went, but he came to Chicago because he knew, be doing it in Chicago, you're legendary, you're gold forever. Forever. And he was going to Minnesota the next day, the next day. And George said, no, you're not getting out of the building. We're getting this deal done right now. And so they stepped up, they paid the man and here we are, third season, it's time to win. It's enough. It's enough of that. And we understood exactly the direction when people thought the three win team was supposed to be a 11 win team, nope, you win with talent, the seven win team is supposed to be a playoff team. Nope. Nope. This one. Because look at the roster from last year to this year, even with a rookie quarterback, you have enough in which you could feel like you could be one of the best teams in the NFC. But bless with good health, that should be the goal should be should be again. The football gods have to smile on you and give you good health. We're just going to hope that we do. We're healthy. Now, let's go. Thoughts from Tom Thayer, who's with us every Thursday here on The Cap and Jay Hood Morning Show. He gave his thoughts about what he wants to see from the Bears and Caleb Williams. One thing I'm looking at is red zone reality for Caleb, understand how quickly the windows open and close and don't feel that you have to get rid of the ball into such a tight window that you become susceptible to giving it away. And then another thing is when the Bears are on their side of the 50, if you got a third nine or third and long, don't be afraid to punt because with Tory Taylor, he is such a good weapon that rather than subject yourself to giving the ball away inside the opponent's territory, get rid of it and punt and then put your defense on the field. But the red zone reality and the timing of that portion of the field is different than the rest of the field. So thoughts there from Tom Thayer with us every Thursday at nine o'clock here on Cap and Jay Hood. So the other thing is that we've been talking about is how we finally got football, NFL football, first time this year for this season, Kansas City against the Baltimore Ravens, it was the Chiefs win 27 to 20. I just thought and I would agree with you when you talk about the illegal formation penalties, the Ravens at seven of them called, it was over the top, but this is what you get in week one. Only game out there, young Hockley out there, I'm going to call everything. I'm calling everything because I know that the league office is watching. Yeah, they have the evaluators that are all there and that's how they get playoff games. Yeah. So if they're told before the game, you're calling everything. They're just carrying out the league's marching order. That's it, it just got in the way at times of me enjoying the game. However, that finish though, I don't know if we're going to get a better finish this year. Let's make sure. Oh, very close. Is there enough to overturn that song that's on the line, isn't it? Oh, my goodness. That's a toe by a toe. The opener looks like it'll go to the Chiefs because this will be game over. So right there on NBC, what an end. It was unfreaking believable. The replay has ruined the great call. That was a great call by Tarico until it was a great call, but we need replay. That was the right call. They got it right. Oh, yeah. Jeez. That is a touchdown. They're going for two in 1986. It's not 19. You understand what I'm saying. Yes. But we'll have to replay. It's like because from the naked eye, referees eyes are bouncing, you know, they're not the necessary in the line. Hello, touchdown to me. Then again, if you wore a size eight, they would have been touched down. Correct. Size 15. Not so much. See what happened there. Turns it on after review, the receiver's toe was on the line. Ah, that's a tough one. Yep. But Baltimore feels like, yeah, you know what? We're close. Hmm. Again, you have to dig yourself out of from behind to be able to even get close in that game. You sure you're close? It is Kansas City after all. That wasn't their best. And they still beat you. OK, Baltimore feels good about that. It's like, I think when the player said this is probably the toughest loss, we're going to have all season. OK. All right, cap. Kansas City is on the other side. Right now it's a ceiling on the success for everybody because you got to beat my homes. You got to beat Andy Reid. You got to beat Matt Naggett. You got to beat Andy Reid. You got him. So three, one, two, three, three, two, ESPN as our phone number. Here's Lee Allen with us on Captain Jay Hood. Lee Allen. Good morning. Good morning, gentlemen. How are you doing on this football Friday? We are good, man. What's going on? Hey, listen here, man. I think you got to go all in on the season when you look at the relationship of polls and E and Cunningham. I think their relationship is really a byproduct of what we see in terms of where the organization is now and where it's headed. So you may, I know a lot of people may say, hey, we don't want to, you know, go all in on them, but you're going to have to because this won't be the same administrative staff next year because you're very likely to see Cunningham be on the top of a lot of people's GMs list if this thing ends up going the right way. And if you lose him, you're more than likely you're going to lose Waldron as well because that's more than likely you would be a day coach. So you got to go all in. I think they have a lot of good football men up there, a lot of good character and they got a lot of explosive athletes. And as we saw last night, when you put that explosion out there with a quarterback like Caleb, and what I would say is I would, tired of people talking about my home is really efficient in all schedule play. And that's what you get with Caleb Williams, he, he, he's exceptional in his all schedule player. If you just look at, you know, the same play that lost the game last night is the same touchdown that Roman Dunezier dropped on, so Dunezier did the same thing in the preseason. So if you'd add that and then you look at the defense. I just think this defense is going to be exceptional because of Eric Washington and Eric Washington has come in and done a phenomenal job with that defensive line. And you know, our coordinators are really good. So if you're talking about wins, you got to put, like I told you before, you don't got to inflate my bubble. I know that this is a 12 win team and cap, I know you always say this, you know, you get off, I get off the phone and you say, well, you said this and you said that if you looked at the fact that Justin did not get a lot of his calls in terms of roughing penalties in terms of a roughing in all of that type of stuff, that would have changed a lot of games over his career as a bear. And I see Caleb getting his calls immediately, he's going to have a halo around him. So very 12 win NFC championship game. I hope you're right. You are also the guy that had 10 wins when they won three. It's just a fact. I like you, Lee Allen, he had 10 wins. He had 12 wins, they won seven. Just a fact. Let's let it play out step by step two years ago, he told Lee Allen, check in the Northwestern medical. You got to be an Ivy came friend. No, I look you Lee Allen. How times change? I do like Lee Allen. We have a nice relationship. He gets way ahead of himself. He's already got him cutting him running the Jets, Shane Waldron's their head coach. I got the Jets in the Super Bowl. Joe Douglas is going nowhere if they have a good season. So let's just pump the brakes. One play at a time. You asked him to check into the hospital. You didn't say that, right? A couple of years ago. Okay. Brother. Hi, blood. High blood pressure. I was worried about it. I see. We come back, we'll take one of your phone calls and talk more about the bears. It's bears and Titans. Our coverage starts Sunday at 7 a.m. right here on the home of the bears, ESPN 1000. This is cap and Jhood. They beat in the traffic commute. So you don't have to. Hey, Beyonce, we got big news for Sunday. Windy City, limousine can now pick up after football games and sold your field just like concerts. Spots are limited. So call now to book 8, 6, 6, 9, 4, windy or windy city limos.com. Cap and J hood on the ESPN 1000 and streaming on the ESPN Chicago app. 312-332-3776 our phone number like to remind you that Matt Eber Flus, head coach for the Chicago Bears will be with us every week here on Cap and Jhood. It starts Monday at 8 20. Right. So make sure that you're locked in to hear the coach and get his thoughts about the wind that the bears will have against Tennessee right here on Cap and Jhood Monday at 8 20. Looking forward to it, man. Flus, our guy. Here's something for you. Here's something completely new for the show on sportsman like the show that comes on before us between five and seven here on ESPN Chicago. That's the Evan and Canty show, right? Just the two of them. Wait a minute now, Michelle Smolman also exists in my world to dead to me. She's dead. She may not be dead in her life. Yes. She's dead to me. I see. Well, a sportsman like still airs nonetheless five to seven right here on ESPN 1000 Caleb Williams who has more pressure for even hit this 22nd sound bite that AI Jack has put up for us who has more pressure Caleb Williams or Jordan Love. This season. Oh, wow, that's a really, really good question. You are. You know the scenario. Yeah. So what do you think? I would say there's more pressure on Caleb Williams. He's got to at least show that he belongs like if he goes out and plays like Mitchell Trubisky, everyone's going to be like, what the soul of the bill of goods again? I don't think that's going to happen. Jordan Love's got his $56 million a year contract. They got a good team. They're one of the youngest teams out in the NFL. Yeah, I would absolutely tell you it's Caleb. Yeah. Well, Jordan Love, you get to sit back in the hammock with his new contract and his above average football team. And that's good. Nothing. Green Bay. He goes out and goes 7 and 10. People are going to be furious up there. Sure. Furious. But they're used to being the bridesmaid that never gets a bouquet. I'm in line. Oh, I missed another chance for a championship won't get married again. Right. They sell them there nicely with this cap. They've got themselves a nice little gimmick. They do. You fill out Lambo field. People have a good time. The tailgate, everything else. And you have a good regular season and you get to the post season and you get smashed in the face. Now, again, hats off to them for what they did against Dallas. That was amazing, but then business got real and then they fell short. It's been like that for a while up there, just is like they can boast about the one lost record and Rogers and Fav and now love. But again, the championships are spread out for a team that's sometimes championship worthy. They fall apart the worst times. So on sportsman, like they talked about that whole thing, Williams or Jordan love. We don't have anything that shows us that Kayla Williams is a good NFL quarterback and that's going to start this Sunday against the Tennessee Titans. So yeah, I think there's more pressure because Kayla Williams is walking into what we all say is the best situation that a number one overall pick at the quarterback spot has walked into. So yeah, he's got more pressure on them than Jordan love. Mark and Evan said on cap and Jhood, Mark, good morning. So are in a way, Jordan love, gentlemen, far and away. I want to ask you quickly, though, let do each of you think is an acceptable level of success for the Bears. This year? Yeah. The playoffs. I think if you have a winning season and you defend the whole field against the pack, I think that's acceptable. Got to make the playoffs. Now, guys, come on. He's a freshman. There's too many wild cards in that equation to say that you expect that of a rookie. I expected from that. I expected. Mark, I expected from the team. How's that? How's that unfair? When we talk about the Chicago Bears, we're not talking solely about the quarterback. We know he's got the ball in his hands a laundry at the time, but there are wide receivers. There's tight ends. There's a defense, a strong secondary, one of the best in the conference, one of the best in the conference, definitely one of the best in the division. So, so all that matters granted, but I'm saying you guys are asking the question about what quarterback has the most pressure and I'm saying all things equal. It's Jordan love because the Bears as a team, I don't think anyone's expecting them to go to the playoffs. I don't think many people are. At least when I look at the national folks talking about it, they don't seem to think so. They're not convinced based on their preseason. So based on what the national folks say, that's your opinion, right? Based on what the national folks say. No, no, that's my own opinion. Yeah, I don't even think it's close. I think Caleb Williams has far more pressure on him in a city star for a quarterback and he's been sold as generational that Jordan Love who just got 56 million a year. We haven't had a winning season for how many got. So again, if a winning season happens, and Joe Williams is the facilitator, I think we are in good shape, but I listen, I hope they make the playoffs. Personally, I want to see an 11 and six record out of these guys and beat somebody in the first round. That's what I'm taking. So we're getting record and they beat the Packers once or twice in this town. I think that success then what's then what's the problem with them? What's your beef? We're saying the same things. What are you saying? You're saying who has the most pressure? I'm saying Jordan Love. No, Mark, we've had this two topics going to make it because Mark, there's no prior record of this guy in the NFL and for you to think that part of the game is unfair. That's the problem with me in the town. You've seen quarterbacks for breakfast and rightfully so, but this guy could get a little room to work. All right, Mark. Let's lay it out for you and we appreciate the telephone call. Yeah. Let's make sure it's very clear. What we're seeing here with the Chicago Bears is different than what Justin feels or even Mitch Trabisky went through in that what just what Caleb Williams has right now are three wide receivers and two tight ends. He's got at least five weapons he can utilize. We're not talking enough about Everett. That guy's a freak as far as his physicality ever. He's in there if there are double tight ends, you know, in the red zone, absolutely he's a freak because we're in a major market and a big boy city. We have the right to be able to have expectations that say that the Chicago Bears should be in the playoffs. If you went from if you tanked and you went from three wins to seven wins, what do you think is next? Six wins? Five wins? No, the next thing, especially when you build the roster, what you've done is to be a playoff team. Nine wins in this division or this conference should get you into the playoffs. And so I don't think it's unreasonable expectations to say, hey, Caleb, we know that you're going to have some issues. It's not going to be perfect, but you have weapons that can help you out similar to what we saw with CJ Stroud. Would you think if you call it ESPN Houston, would you think that's unrealistic for Houston Texans fans to say, yeah, we went to the playoffs last year, but that's just I don't expect it this year. That's over the top. No, no, it's different than what it was before. So our expectations are not over the top. If you've gone, if you went from three wins to seven wins, what do you think is next? Agreed. That's obviously agree. Now again, you have to be blessed with good health. But if he plays 16, 17 ballgames, Caleb Williams should throw for 4,000 yards and the Bears should be a playoff team. That's fair. The whole thing about fandom cap is belief. All you have is hope. We can't control it. We can demand what we want, but we can't control it. But understand the root of our fandom, anybody that's a fan. All you have is hope. And all I'm telling you is that there's tangible evidence from a roster composition standpoint that will tell you that the Bears are going in the right direction because it's being built that way. Now again, cap and I cannot guarantee anything. What we're saying is is that think about, again, it's just one Google search, go back to other rosters, look for the difference makers, and then look at this roster. Again, nothing has happened yet until we get to Sunday at noon. But it's set up well for the Chicago Bears. That's our expectation. And there's nothing wrong with that. I'm right there. Again, I've picked them 11 and six. Could they go 10 and seven? Yeah. Below that, I would be disappointed. I really would. Unless you tell me there's injury in there. That's the one great equalizer. It's only fair, cap, agreed. So what about what about Sunday? Did you lock it in? I did. I have the Bears 2713 Tennessee that bad, huh? I'm not saying they're that bad. I just don't think they're good enough. I think the Bears have a really good defense. I think they're going to have a really aggressive game plan. I will. Now, the thing that does concern me, not so much the Tennessee run game. What concerns me is their wide receiver room. Calvin Ridley, DeAndre Hopkins, Tyler Boyd. That may not be our receiver room, but it's not bad. That's pretty good now. So you better get pressure on Will Levis, stop the run, force him to throw the football, and then you better be able to get pressure on him because he's got receivers that have given time. They're going to make place. Could you spell the word that's on my screen right now? Spell this word. S-C-H-W-E-P-P-E-S. And that is? Shweps is a ginger ale, a club soda, a tonic water, and also a cure in the black household. If we weren't feeling well, they did a slide over the ginger ale. I don't know if that was in your house. Oh, yeah. Just like that was a cure for some reason. I still make bother. The cure had some ginger ale, but I need 200 calories a sugar. S-C-H-W-E-P-E-P-E-S. Somehow made me feel better. I don't know why. It was love in that glass. That's why. Do you know that when we were raising the kids, I remember Garrett, who he must have been five. I don't feel well. My mom's... My mom's... My wife says, "Come here, baby, I'm going to give you some what we call mother's milk." And she gave him... It was like hot milk. Yeah. I said, "What is that?" I heated up chocolate milk in the microwave, and he thought it was this invention called mother's milk. I feel better now. See? Go back to back. See how that works? She just gave him chocolate milk. Magic. Mother's milk. Magic. I was waiting for her to take her top off. No. I'd like you haven't seen that before. And you weren't going to give me that milk, by the way. No. This is, you say, it's Schweps, right? Correct. This TikTok had a story about Schweps, but he called it something else. I literally don't know how to pronounce this word, but Pepsi Co. just officially recalled their sugar-free Shua peeps ginger ale for containing full sugar. The literal reason for this recall is because this is a zero sugar product that has actual full sugar in it. So good job, Pepsi. Sugar-free Shua peeps. Shua peeps. Sugar-free Shua peeps. It's Schweps, you idiot. Sugar-free Shua peeps. Cap. First of all, you jump on TikTok to tell us this breaking story about what's going on with the sugar-infused Schweps, right, which is supposed to be zero sugar. And he comes out in a panic to tell us about sugar-free Shua peepies. Shua peepies. Schweps. Sugar-free Shua peepies. Like, that was like high-living back when we were kids. Schweps. Now it's more Canada dry. Yes. Yeah, Schweps, you were living, you're far through silk. That was the high-end stuff. High-end stuff? Who got the Schweps? Oh my. It was just the, you know, the Canada dry. Right. It was fine. Right. It was on sale. Right. But the Schwep. Oh. Right. And name. Right. What is wrong with this idiot? Yes. You're doing a story on TikTok. Or it would be the, like, the Kirkland Bridge. Oh, yes. Oh. Good evening. That's, like, the generic. Schweps. Sugar-free Shua peepies. The Friday folder is coming up next. You know, I'm going to use some Schweps this weekend. I drink transfusions on the weekend. Mm-hmm. Zero-sugar cranberry juice, zero-sugar ginger ale, and Tito's. Let's go! On cap and J-hood. You cap and J-hood, I'm back. We are back, baby. We are back! We are back! Why? I know Chicago's home for sports. ESPN Chicago. It's Bob. It's time for the Friday folder on the cap and J-hood show. And now it's time for the Friday folder on the cap and J-hood Morning Show, Raunchy by. That would be my friends at Loomal Notties, baby. Best pizza in town. It's a Friday. My friends, black and a doll of both love pizza on Fridays. Chris Black has the special Loomal Notties deep dish with the low-fat cheese, not because he's low-fat because he likes the taste of the low-fat cheese with the pepperoni and the butter crust. And you get the cookie pizza for dessert. It is ridiculous. So LoomalNotties.com are tastes of Chicago. I kind of ship Chicago favorites around the country here, Shane Orton. Just before I start the Friday folder, hoodie, this guy making a joke during a gambling addiction read. I mean, that's, that's scum of the earth stuff. That's despicable. He's broke. Here's the number, Shane. After a big win last night, by the way, yesterday, I said, "Chief's leg in three, my favorite play of the week." When he's talking about my finances, I'm destitute. I mean, you go over to like one of these therapy centers. Hi. It's Kinsey, and I'm only married five months a year. Here's Shane Orton. Eight months. No. August, September, October, November, December, January, February, at seven. She's married five months. The other seven. You're a deadbeat husband. This is why we can't get through stuff because of side bars and nonsense like this, folks. We apologize in advance. Here's Shane Orton. All right. Bill Belichick has taken to social media. Bill, Bill Belichick has joined Instagram with a kind of bizarre video introduction. Listen to Coach Bill. Hello, everyone. Surprise to see me here. Oh, I am too. Over the past few months and not being with a team, I haven't had the opportunity to express my thoughts at a moment's notice. So now I'm changing that. I tried to join Snapface, but I couldn't find it. I decided this was a good place for me to land. So I could talk to you and share what I'm up to because there's a lot going on. So here I am. Hello, Instaface. See you soon. Hello, Instaface. Hello, Instaface. Had no use for any of this, and now he's Mr. Media. It's unbelievable. Yeah. I mean, he's a phony. The guy's a fraud again. I'm not telling you he's not a wonderful football coach. He won a lot of championships. Can't take that away from him. He was a jagged press conference. You're innocent tonight. Coach, I want to ask you about that. That's a ridiculous question. I'm not going to address that. We're on the Cincinnati Snapface, Instaface, whatever else he called it. Oh, nobody wants your 72 year old ass except your 24 year old girlfriend. And guess what? Now he's all over social media. He's doing 16 different media jobs. You're a phony. Billie, you should be on Instagram, like me, right? Here's Shane Orling. Is he doing a bit there calling it, Instaface? Was that on purpose? Because he did. Pop being funded himself, right? That was part of a press conference that he said years ago that I'm not on Instaface or Snap, whatever. So cringe. That's what he is. Just say hi, Instagram. Nobody remembers that. I don't even remember that. Honest to God, this is probably closer to his personality than we know. But when he coached, none of that would ever show. No personality because it was no days off. All right. What else do we miss? All right. I want to get to something actually happening this morning in Philadelphia as Philly local morning shows. Welcome back Eagles football with the Eagles playing in Brazil. A Philly morning show got Brazilian waxes. If you can find the video, this guy is laying in a box. Well, somebody comes in and Brazilian waxes him. Would you ever get a Brazilian wax? Nope. Have you ever been waxed at all? Before marriage, yes. Her name was Nancy. Wow. Are you okay? Yeah. Okay. I'm trying to process that. Why? When we show you? No. Let me show you. Ever get a Brazilian like what what exactly would be a Brazilian wax for a guy? Use your imagination. Like everything. You can figure it out. That would be yeah, I would not do that. No, I would not. No, I've got my back done a billion times. I don't like it. Now it's I did it so many times. It's all there's nothing there. It's gone. I've got smooth because I've done it for 15 years. But a Brazilian no shot. No, that's why the good Lord made manscaped. It's exactly right. I don't need anybody doing all that to me. That's got to be the one of the most unimaginable pains for a man, I would think. The Brazilian wax was just a bit because that's the low hanging fruit in Philadelphia. Hey, you're in Brazil, let's do a Brazilian wax. That's what that is. Wacky morning show. Exactly. Exactly right. You're going to do that next week. All right. Here we go. Jack's getting a Brazilian wax. It's wrong. It's good content. It's wrong. That's good broadcasting. My old producer, Mark Carmen, lost a bet to me and he had to get his chest waxed in the studio. No, sorry. Carmen had to get his hair dyed, Harry Tynowitz got his chest waxed. Oh my God. He said it was agony. I'll tie my hair and I'm not doing the wax. No one asked you, Jack. Here's Shane. What? You'll do what he asked you to do. We'll ask you to do AI, Jack, because we programmed you that way. AI. That's what he is. This is what you will. Because Shane programs him. That's not me. Shane. I got my Allen wrenches. I just opened a little pouch on his back. That's right. I reset the code. I mean, imagine Jack McGrath taking open a note, Mike, saying what he won't do. You. Stay in line, kid. Here's Shane. We all paid our dues. I mean, seriously, that they guys from the zoo don't do things like that. Please. You can do play by play and get a Brazilian. You can do both in your career. You can just leave one off the LinkedIn resume. Do play by play while you're getting a Brazilian. Two balls, two straws, fell the way. Check. Here's Shane. Are my wife watches this show? I do not. I wonder if either of yours, dude, dancing with the stars. Have you seen the controversy hidden news this week? No. They do not watch that. They have a new cast member, convicted con artist in fraudster Anna Delvey, who was the subject of Netflix's show, inventing Anna after she defrauded $275,000 in the 2010s. Here's the deal. Anna Delvey is currently on house arrest. She is locked up in her home as she fights a deportation case. So how exactly will she get on dancing with the stars? Ice has allowed her to go on the show wearing an ankle monitor. That's ridiculous. Oh boy. You can't be that desperate. There's B and C actors or actresses that could be on there more than Anna Delvey, you know, looking down at the pores, the pause. That's that show, right? Okay. Looking down at the pores. It feels like it usually that's her. That's her on that show on the Netflix show. I watch it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I thought you meant dancing with the stars. Like the sealist actors are looking down on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's insane. That's all you could find. Really. Anna. Right. You think there's an unknown Culkin kid somewhere. There's a hell of a show too. I enjoyed that show. They just showed, I mean, a fraudster is going to be on dance with the stars. What's going on with ABC? The once proud ABC going into the crapper. I'm sorry. Here's Shane Norlin. Oh my God. convicted con artist turn influence. The once proud American broadcasting company going down to a convicted fellow. My God. What's happened? Just got the hot short dress, the high heels and the ankle monitor. Wow. My God. Yes. Yeah, yes, Conor McGregor was set for a big MMA comeback. He's scraping that because he's fed up with the quote charlatans running Ireland who are quote stealing from working people. He's scrapping his MMA comeback to run for president of Ireland. The money's run out on him at UFC. That's ridiculous. I mean, this guy, not only just a bad guy, but also washed. That's why he's running for Ireland. I mean, I'm surprised he's not in WWE. I guess that's too hard for him to be on the wrestling circuit. That guy. Not a surprise. No. Charlton. All right. Come up with some fight to make a bunch of money. That's what Dana White does. That's what Dana White does. I love Dana White. I think he's what he's created. It's amazing. Conor McGregor, a little different. A little different. I look forward to seeing who he's going to invite. And then his next fights in November and December, who invites to sit next to him. That'll be interesting. Who is that? What? Is that a big UFC card again? Yeah. November, December. I look forward to seeing which celebrities are next to him. He's always got a bunch. Yep. All right. You take a guess at one. You said it's in December? Yeah. So there's that. Wow. That's the Friday folder brought to you by. That is brought to you by Lou Malnati's. It's a Friday. It's a pizza night order at Lou Malnati's dot com. What's Tracy Butler's pick for the Bears coming up on Sunday? Let's find out next as we go to the weather center on Captain J. Hood. Damn it, Jack. The fever flows. J. Hood on back. Appreciate you guys. I listened to you streaming on ESPN 1000 app. Chicago's home for sports, ESPN Chicago. Captain J. Hood on ESPN 1000 and streaming on ESPN Chicago app. Doctor, big news for Sunday. Windy city limousine can now, you know what, you know, the problem is gap. If you just wore like adult headphones, Jack would be okay. Just adult headphones. Like cans. See what he's wearing? Look what he's wearing. He's calm. Yeah. If you just wore adult headphones, this would be much better. Correct. Windy city limousine can now pick up after football games, a soldier field just like concert spots are limited. So call now to book 8 6 6 9 4 windy or windy city limos dot com now time for the cap and J. Hood cut of the day. Brought to you by Chicago cut steakhouse, it is on La Sal on the north side of the Chicago River. AI jet. Oh God. Hit the slides. This is the God. All right. We turn now to Tracy Butler with ABC seven. I witness news. J. J. Moore's back. Windy Christ. Hey, look, I'm just going to pull the curtain back. You started throwing to it that I pop one ear off my phone and I turn around Jack's got the fear of God in his face. He goes, I just need one more second. It's. And guess what? We gave you that one second. And guess what? Live radio. We turn now to Tracy Butler for ABC seven I would use news so we don't have a cut of the day. This is that was it. This is it. Yeah. That was it. The Chicago cut steakhouse. Yeah. That's it. All right. Then this is what happens. The genuine person, the person that's where is better than AI every time, right? Yes. Okay. So there you have right there. AI Jack. Wow. So we turn now. Let's talk about the weather. I've got something for you. You have something from what do you have for me? Let me just tell you when you get weather like this, give a hand to Tracy Butler and ABC seven because she delivered Tracy Butler ABC seven. My friend, a four star performance tonight. Way to go, Tracy. We love you. I have a good number five. That was at the volleyball last night and the ABC seven cameraman went, Tracy's the greatest. Oh, he was the only one who cheered. No, they were a bunch. Okay. Yeah. Didn't hear me in the soundbite. Not even sure if it's true. Thank you. That was very lovely that you were thinking of me. I appreciate it. You're the greatest. That's because it was a nice warm day. But now we're going to turn more autumnal this weekend. That sucks. I know. I get it tomorrow morning. We'll wake up to temperatures in the low 40s. What? I can't even hear anything, but Jack. But headphones off tomorrow morning wake up temperatures low 40s on Sunday. I'm not going to do Brazilians and I'm also not going to produce a show well. Some, some people on Sunday morning could wake up to temperatures in the upper 30s. But, okay, soldier field Sunday is going to be spectacular. And we're looking at sunshine kickoff temperatures that going to be about upper 60s, wind coming out of the West. So not so much off of the lake on Sunday. All right. Super day at Soldier Field. That's an honor. And get. He's doing it on the air. Jack, Jack, you don't need to step away from the board. Step away from it. We'll take care of her from hands are off. Take care. Oh, I just heard Jack. Now you're back. It's just, it's just something. Hey, I got a quick question for you. The board. Great. Honey and I had a debate yesterday. Wasn't a derecho at your house. It wasn't a tornado. No. It wasn't a tsunami. What? If my dad died. No, no. And his, his wife, my stepmother. All right. In my third. We're both in our thirties. Would it be out of bonds for me to date her? You are so going to be putting the penalty box over that. Yes. Why my dad's dead. I don't care. She's your stepmother. She's still your stepmother. Yeah, there's no blood relation there. I don't care. No. She's hot. Principal. There are other hot women in the world. She's lonely. My dad's dead. I'm sure there's someone else out there who could keep her company. Tracy Butler's weather report is brought to you by ComEd Solar. Go to ComEd.com/solar. I need a nitro. I said I would take her first spin. Thank you for the weekend weather. What? Thank you for the weekend weather. You're very welcome, Putty. Don't forget. The spin means in my car. It is a Bears Monday on Monday, starting at 7 o'clock. And many reflucs comes your way at 8.20. So long, everybody. Take that. Come. Chicago. Goodbye, Jack. Tracy. Bye, Jack. Thank you, Shane. Good night! [BLANK_AUDIO]