On today's episode, Andy & DJ are joined in studio by content creator and comedian Duke Gomez. They discuss how a crew of armed men overrun by a Venezuelan prison gang stormed through a Colorado apartment building, the ‘altercation’ that happened between the staff of the Arlington National Cemetery and the Trump campaign officials during former president Donald Trump’s visit honoring the fallen troops, and Bud Light trying to revive its brand image through a new ad campaign with comedian Shane Gillis to recover from the disastrous 2023 Dylan Mulvaney ad campaign.
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770. Andy, Duke Gomez & DJ CTI: Armed Venezuelan Gang Storms Colorado Apartment, Trump ‘Respectfully’ Honored Fallen Troops At Arlington Cemetery & Bud Light Back To Basics After Culture Wars Backlash
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you with us yeah bro I it got to the but I was bad you think much is because I was like I was too insane yeah I like that I love it I like some of your shirts man yeah bully the only action that builds character that's it that's fat yeah if I went wearing that shit at a Walmart dude or a fucking shop right is the scariest shit ever dude I'll be buying groceries and I got a 90 year old grandma behind me like what the fuck that's very scary bro bullying works we need more bullying like I'm just being real like we need more bullying if we bullied people more often we wouldn't have all this crazy shit I'm just saying I'm I've become pro bully I'm definitely now I know you are also too you're also pro racism I mean you are I do like your pronouns though those are great pronouns I switch them up sometimes but it's important that we respect those what are your pronouns Nick so I go by Nick her oh I would I would have thought dickhead that's fair to yeah I might I might make a special shirt just to you dick slash head I'll email right to your friend or step I'll rock it I'll rock it you gotta wear it on the next show done send it send it man but yeah good hey where can people get these shirts you go mez dot com for the most ruthless most amazing quality merch so you could possibly have you want to piss someone off do go mez dot com I can't tell you how many people actually get in trouble with wearing that shit to school out places I get emails from moms all the time like my son just got suspended for an abortion well listen it's not my fault that your son is a giant nut sack okay and then you just join the team of nutsacks bro team nutsack team nutsack all the way I'm with it man sweet well uh before we get into it where could people find yet uh duke omest seven is one instagram account I got duke omest back up 2.0 this I'd bossed here for five hours so duke omest seven on instagram yeah that's the main one that's the that's the bread and butter cool sweet you get DJ salivating over there not bread and butter I mean I got you excited huh I mean he got a little Italian in you man oh dude yeah what yeah almost why this could be he's from Jersey bro yeah I asked him what he got here I said that's where I get that's where I get it from you know I go worse home he goes Jersey I go that makes sense got it so what's going on today DJ a lot of interest and stuff happened in the day um let's start off with the dumbass of the day I think that's a good place to start yeah it's always a nice three dumbasses we'll add one more yeah why not four um dumbass of the day goes to this uh msmbc uh host who uh gets pissed off because he gets caught in the lie so let's dive into this little bit uh headline reads msmbc host threatens to sue trump aid kori lou and dowsky for defamation then is exposed by his own words in shocking video um so the host is aree melbert um and he brought kori lou and dowsky on during a live broadcast of his own show well that was a mistake that's a mistake because kori is fucking with it he's with it um but the exchange occurred after lou and dowsky had the audacity to quote melbert's own words back to him words that exposed the media's obsession with sensationalizing any aspect of president donald trump's life even following a failed assassination attempt so lou and dowsky again he's a senior campaign manager um he was he played a big role more in 2016 and he's running the campaign right now trump just brought him back here for this one yeah so he i don't think he did much in 2020 but he's back in so uh but he called out the msmbc host for his hypocrisy pointing out how melbert had ascribed trump's appearance at the rnc last month so let's watch this uh little exchange here fox news which has been caught in defamation ran a false piece falsely stating that i said something else that i didn't say so i stand on that i stand on the new york times so you didn't say this bandage was a prop a spectacle for mechanic not to say that's what spectacles that's fair a placard for delegates to fill in an image for political mobilization a spectacle for this candidate who we know is by his own admission obsessed with assorted spectacles he's our mr lou and dowsky i did not say that that is a false quote and it's it's clear you what you have is a false quote but you have is a false quote and if you i'm putting you on notice if you continue to repeat falsely that i said that you will be potentially in a defamation situation because i didn't say that but i understand that you're working off the internet you're a lot of false information i wish you luck with that and cori lou and dowsky we gave you time i appreciate you coming on thank you for joining me cori lou and dowsky trump 2024 and we will be right back what an asshole dude listen i and i don't even i don't even like i don't i stay the fuck away from like all this shit because if i don't know fully about it i don't put it on the internet and my dad always tells me that because he's like but i mean dude there's every time about that trump bay that you know when he got shot yeah yeah yeah and so they were saying he was fake they're saying it's fake and so he gets caught out for his own shit yeah didn't he did you see lou and dowsky fucking face light up when he said he didn't say it like if you watch the clip again like his his eyes he's getting like excited he's like all right let's just put it right there yeah it's funny wow people it's the same guy yeah no shit yeah no shit dude i did not say that that is a false quote and you what you have is a false quote reverse it if you read it back i'm putting you on notice if you continue to repeat falsely like no no before that all the way kind of like in the beginning when all right right here look at his face wait hold on right before that watch his face like light up when he starts realizing this guy's gonna lie that's fair a placard for delegates to fill in an image bro reverse the fucking video holy shit man we know you're making the segment all fucked up he's falsely stating that i said something else that i didn't say so i stand on that oh you didn't say that actually you didn't say this bandage was a proper spectacle from a candidate who's not obsessed with spectacles all right that's fair he's full of shit yeah i mean kori's pretty fucking witty bro you can't you can't you can't try to well what's crazy is it's like what the fuck how do you not remember you saying that like it was like a week ago well it's just saying that it's a complete lot like like all these people they say all the shit and they forget that like it's on camera all the time oh yeah and then once it's on camera it's never it's never gonna leave yeah off the internet it's like all the shit you see those pandemic clips where they're all like saying all that crazy shit and then it looks like that they're like yeah exactly no we didn't say that yeah we didn't even show body bags we what yeah it's crazy dumbass of the day all good job cool sue us douchebag yeah no shit man well let's get into our headlines guys remember if you want to see any of these pictures articles links videos go to Andy for seller.com you guys can find them linked there so we got three headlines let's dive into them and start with headline number one got to talk about it going to Colorado this shit is insane this wild armed crew storms Colorado apartment building overrun by Venezuelan gang spilling out from sanctuary city with a wild have you seen this fucking oh dude dude i tried to say as far off the internet as it can exist this should have brain fuck you dude yeah we're totally brain fucked here well dude that shit is so bad all of us everybody listening it is what it is hey holy fuck this is wild man so a shocking video shows a crew of gun-wielding men stormed through a Colorado apartment building reportedly overrun by a dangerous Venezuelan prison gang the group of heavily armed men including three with handguns and one with the rifle entered the trouble department complex in the diverse suburb of aurora and break into a unit the clip obtained by kdbr shows the footage was captured earlier this month shortly before a shootout at the complex the edge at larry a severely injured one person and damaged multiple cars according to the local news station so i'm a separate clip at a different time shows two men bashing the lock of a unit with the tire iron inside the same housing complex where migrants have moved in the recent crime at the building has left residents of the edge on edge here's a clip of the uh breaking i mean look man they're probably just hungry yeah they're probably just hungry those look like they're getting ready to go to church you know there was a future they're future dentists and lawyers and doctors best of the best you know these fine young men i don't know why you're picking on dj yeah i think you're a fucking racist possibly yeah but let's see what the residents had to say uh they're racist too they are uh the article continues saying it's been a nightmare and i can't wait to get out of here um they're moving out in droves um this one uh one of the the residents say they have to put five locks on their apartment door from the top to bottom um as long uh along with a security bar jammer um now police uh for denver the denver police department they release a statement um saying that the denver police department takes the presence of tren de aragua which is the name of the prison gang they must be jacked yeah well they didn't look that jacked yeah i'm just saying tren you know you could have blew right through those who's like cleanest tissue paper yeah you don't have to work out it's crazy like it's crazy seeing some of these dudes with like those massive guns that are literally built like fucking flat stanley yeah and they just get blown away when it like that that shit is just insane i like those videos like i watch all those gang videos from like from like brazil and shit bro that shit is bro easy have you seen that one where them dudes are walking out of the fucking convenience store in the dudes drive by them with the fully automated oh i did see that yeah and then they run back and they still shoot at yeah that shit is like just shooting at him while he's down bro they look like a movie it's a different breed of people that shit is crazy yeah i did well i saw that on twitter yeah that's a whole different breed man i love that shit i mean i i i i mean i don't i feel bad that people are getting shot but i definitely like i can't help but watch it you might need to get checked out dude i know bro it's what you said dude you know mine fucks your brain bro i watch that shit and i'm like all right i'm gonna i'm gonna go to the beach for the day i'm off that shit shit fucks me up and it's like x has you could like i guess that's what's calling that x you could i mean you could post whatever the fuck you want on there like a video like that would never be able to post on this one to take it down immediately yeah so it's like it is pretty crazy it's a sketchy scroll on x yeah god damn you either see a pair of tits or you're seeing someone getting rocked yeah but that's how the internet should be man you know it should be just wide open that's where i mean with exceptions i mean i feel like there should be some exception like none of that trans shit no i agree yeah like that shouldn't none of that kid bullshit yeah yeah that's shit i that is crazy the trans shit fucking insane um but dpd has responded saying that the safety of their residents and officers is always a top priority um and they've been getting destroyed uh because not even a week before the break-in this is what the streets of aurora colorado looked like check this clip out nigga the venus white lens is taking over they just jacked them they're just robbing people in the middle of the fucking news these niggas is out here tripping bro damn they done made a massive shit oh my god well thank god it's a target y'all are all i'm surprised we don't see a bunch of pumpkin spice ladies out there picking that shit up oh yeah there it's tripping what is that nigga they cracking off in the air and everything they driving over this nigga we almost just got hit holy shit bro this is fucking wild bro they ain't gonna be laughing too much longer no what do you gain out of doing that is it like appreciate i guess well i mean the thing is guys it's not just fucking calorado that's dealing with this this you know they call it a surge but new york chicago um california they're all experiencing a massive like surge of this specific uh prison gang um where in california this just happened uh 20 migrants just try to fucking boar stop a fucking elementary school bus on the highway and board it um because these gangs are involved in trafficking and drug trafficking and child trafficking sex trafficking um and so it's wild but the thing is like what's the response from government right we heard dpd what is california doing about it they're giving them a hundred and fifty thousand dollar home loans to buy houses why why do they need loans or just take them that's when my god damn tax money went dude that's right i was just in your racist if you don't fucking think that it's if you don't agree that they should come here you know that right i mean yeah they've uncle sam walked into my house and pulled my pants down and fucked me with no lube yeah all it was just like i didn't because i was so new to everything at the time that i was getting tired like i didn't realize it would get to that point all my lanta i got railed yeah and i'm just like all right like i'm still i'm driving my car there's still fucking potholes everywhere fix the fucking roads then yeah nope they don't give a fuck let's put that right into section eight housing yeah let's just let's just let Venezuela all that guy looks like he's a dick he's a fucking douchebag oh my god this is like number one cheese dick yeah here he is a number one cheese douchebag he Gavin Newsom look at that fucking guy he looks like he was cloned to play a caricature of a politician oh yeah that's what he looks that dude's got a face only a mother could love dude i can't imagine waking up next to that fuck that dude dude i don't i can't believe that's a real human if i'm being honest he looks like that fucking what's that movie with the with the with the frozen guy no bro you're talking about fucking america psycho am i or maybe not i'm thinking of the one Jim Carrey with the mask the mask he looks like american psycho to me he looks like mike tyson's punching bag he looks like he sucks dicks yeah and that's a fact yeah he would not that there's anything wrong with that i mean just an observation guys cheese game cheese grade in that meat fuck man but yeah i mean this guy's a douchebag even is that that's that's Gavin Newsom bro that's like the governor of california oh fuck that girl he's gonna run for president yo did you see what they passed in california recently i just saw it which one oh there was one thing i saw someone sent it to me that's how i saw it it was like uh they passed a law where if the kid wants to i identify like if the kid identifies as like um whatever there's just like a furry or like wants to be a girl and he's a guy uh the teacher has to get permission from the kid in order to tell his parents yeah it's bro not only that fuck not only that in some places you can lose custody of your kids by not allowing them to transition bro and these kids are transitioning at like five six years old yeah because their parents are mentally it's glooming it yes bro that they're listen man so many these parents like real talk like it's crazy that we have tests to like drive we don't have a test to be a parent like you should be look this is gonna be in my policy my brother says that all is yeah like we're gonna figure out a way to temporary sterilize everybody until they pass a test yeah i don't fix the population i mean we're halfway there with the vaccines and shit yeah yeah anyway yeah it's fucking insane fucking dichby um but yeah so they given them a hundred and fifty thousand dollars for loans migrants specifically these illegal that's insane they're in california or denver in california in california where they'll say migrants are fucking trying to you got fucking 10 you got a hundred thousand fucking veterans on the fucking in kit remember we were out there bro there's tents have you been to california lately like in a way i went to i want yeah i've never seen so much human shit in my world it's insane believe all i do we were there three years ago and it was bad and i know it's worse now i went there a lot a couple months ago terrible fuck so you got all these guys who fucking served our country living in tents and shit outside the the the facilities but let's give these motherfuckers that come from other places a hundred fifty grand to buy a house bro these people proposing this shit should be in fucking jail you know no that's the thing i'm like i mean why would they do it but well that's the point of giving and like i mean not only that bro they're also uh well that's a lot of them they're also uh california has just passed this law to banning voter id in elections to allow them to also vote and it's like why would they do that there's one that's because we're you know funding these cities with billions of fucking dollars to give to do this it's i mean it's all written out there man and so i mean it's fucked up shit we'll see how it goes though man well how do i get my 150 i think i think we i think we should both should go there i think let's all three go there and like be these like let's show up with lizzo they'll be scared bro did you see she's losing weight now bulim works i just made a video on it really yep did you really yep i'm believing oh that fucking way she see my shit and i'm praying she did what'd you say and you bro it cut to me and i was like we got lizzo working out before gta six that's awesome and it's like it's like and i dude she was my lord's nemesis for years dude yo when lizzo takes a bath or feet don't get wet do you guys know about that yeah bro fuck like that y'all i despise that shit you're fucking normalizing obesity bro i'm with you dude it's disgusting shit it's super harmful it's harmful for culture nobody buys it nobody looks at these 500 pound women and says oh fuck yeah bro she all like dude it's the real shit that you see the memes about all the women say oh she's so beautiful and listen dude she she might be the nicest woman i don't know her personally i'm not trying to be a bully but bullying does work but let's be real dude all these women are full of shit just like they're full of shit with the feminist bullshit they fucking say oh look how beautiful lizzo is and if you fucking turn around and look at him and you say man you remind me of lizzo they get pissed off exactly yeah and i said i don't think we need a boycott fat models dude dude because i was on on Victoria's secret website last Valentine's day getting all this this girl that i was talking to some panties and shit and i'm like yo i want to see it on a hot chick i don't want to see it on a fucking 400 pound bitch what is that and that shit and then i'm like all right and then i feel bad for my chick now because she ain't gonna get any of that yeah i don't know what it's doing to look like well bro it's it's oh my she can't even fit on the screen dude yeah she but she fucking good though she's probably down a hundred she does look a lot better but like i'm just not down with this fucking lion about fucking attractiveness okay like it's a fucking lie like okay i know there's some dudes that are into that shit i know a couple of dudes like that all right i know i know skinny white dudes are in that shit bro no i got one dude yeah he loves that shit yeah i i got i know a dude who's super skinny white guy he fucking loves that shit bro but like i applaud him huh i applaud those how do you even do that i could you might have a fucking i would love to know the mathematic equation to fuck a fat bitch you gotta be like a horse you gotta you gotta be back in some ways yeah because like dude the depth is it's like in there it's like you know i'm saying it's it's like you know drill drill drill drill drill baby drill fucking pile of silicone look bro i applaud lizzo for doing this but it's you know like people are madder about it they're like oh i thought you were about this bro she finally figured out it's not healthy man she's gonna die yes and like dude pushing this fucking standard of obesity like you said duke that is very harmful to society and it is it is about demoralization and and like we talk about it's about making you dependent on the system they want you fucking fat so you consume their food so you have to consume their medication you sit at home and mega consume their data this is all about money and they're handicapping people and then they're convincing people who are overweight that it's okay look bro if you're overweight and you're working to get better i will fucking walk the whole path with you i will go there is not another motherfucker in the world that will do the shit with you more than me i will do it with you but like bro i'm not going to sit here and lie about it like it's not attractive at all except to let little skinny white dude you know who needs his taxes paid yeah another thing that that pisses me off to even more is i fucking hate when i pull up to like a restaurant or something and a fat person parks in a fucking handicap spot yeah it's on a handicap my brother my brother's an amputee he's got one leg yeah so like sometimes like he never uses that excuse he hates parking in the handicap spot but he is a handicap and that's funny though yeah people who are really handicapped don't do it yeah they don't do it yeah and bro it's like you you should be parking as far away from the fucking restaurant as possible you need the miles it's yeah that's just coming away from the goddamn building as you find the last parking spot that that place offers man it's it's just the truth i feel the same way about the fucking scooters and walmart yes never mind the scooters in one one i was just at disney world last year yeah bro i didn't see one person using the scooter with an actual like handicap yeah it was all just big people fucking and the scooters were gone in like 20 minutes yeah j breaks yeah that's crazy bro i i agree it's not a handicap it's a self-induced condition it's called lack of discipline and food addiction and food addiction is a real thing but it's oh you can overcome that just like you overcome alcohol or drugs or anything they think the world of revolves around them because they're fat as fuck yeah and i it's just not well and it it wasn't always that way it's just that way now because it's been culturally pushed for the last decade like bro thanks pal yeah no shit short golf i i i am happy she's losing weight yo i used to DM her all the time i was only the boxer you talk shit but i don't even think i could get to it if i boxed her that'd be like punch bro she's fucking punching bro i think she's i mean i i think that'd be dangerous bro i mean she's big bro she's like gore lock you can't let her play her no i think gore locks bigger yeah gore lock destroyed she's pretty tall that's a dude yeah yeah dude i tried yo i was told this video is where they fucking where they send the hot girl up to the deer you're like hey you want to meet my sister yeah and she walks up yeah i watch those all the time that's so fucked up it is yeah we are men well going to diet you know i'm saying like be healthy she looks she's looking she's i'll say this bro she's she's down a hundred pounds at least oh definitely that video that of the video i reacted to she was looking at how so i was it cut to me and i was like who is though you might have a chance for me pal yeah hey in like ten years i i i think this is thumbs up i know it's not thumbs up but i give her credit dude all right credit that'll that'll back up my statement of saying boolean builds characters that's right bro her comment section used to be like insane dude that's right and now and now she's like all right i gotta do something now she's on my side that's right she wasn't bro motherfucker i when i was fat i got made fun of all the fucking time on the internet and like bro i get pissed but i knew they were right yeah you know and what i'll tell you to come somebody left i still haven't him i still have it it says what's the seat this is when i had first form and s2 this is like 2015 when i was 350 and it said what's the ceo two fucking rich did use his own products and and that changed my whole life i was like fuck and i fucking lost a hundred pounds the next year and then i i haven't gained any of it back you know i'm saying like bro sometimes that shit is i mean it is i always say like you you need that like you need that one friend in your friend group that is just like honest with you yeah like you can't be surrounded with a bunch of yes man yeah you can't yeah i want that one person that like if i'm going out the night and you don't like my outfit tell me i look like dog shit dude yeah okay if there's something on my face smeared off pal it made me look like a jerk off when i'm out public that's the difference between guys and girls though because girls oh my god girls will intentionally tell a girl she looks good knowing she looks like shit look at her bitch's comment section on ig that is the fakest thing in america yeah oh my god you look beautiful not bitch yo 540 and you need a treadmill now i i hate looking at girls it uh fucking no no no no uh shit this guy's get him a mat dude dude listen oh shit it's like no the caffeine's kicking in man that's what you need another energy jake wow that's the problem oh fuck i'm shaking over here take the whole case home with you when i was going to ask you you don't take no grenades you're not gonna follow no no no grenade is that that's like the bigger one the big set no dude i'll stay away from there and it's so funny bro i'll have bigger people like um like i want i'm out at a bar or something and be like that's the guy that fat seems to you but yes it is and i do it every time i go i go yes is there a problem like i don't understand it's the greatest way to defeat any kind of hating like dude people always talk shit to me i'm like yep yeah that you're right yes it's very true yes you fat shame i don't apologize but i do say that yeah i had a girl throw a drink in my face dude really yeah and i just let it rock i was like thanks for the shower sweethearty thanks for the shower it ain't a party unless you get a drink in your face yep it's true man guys jumping on this conversation let us know what you guys think down in the comments i was that being said let's go cruise some of these all right uh these are awesome dude you like yeah bro it's sick so this first comment uh comes from coffin on cushine coffin on cush this dude cannot wait to storm the capital again i mean i do kind of regret i missed it the first time we watched it yeah get it the j6 hit the tomorrow yeah oh oh he's just yeah they're saying i'm a domestic terrorist here's the deal coffin on cush cushine um see if i was to storm the capital i bring my fucking guns because it'd be a real insurrection so i'm not like one of these pussies that calls it an insurrection because you want to for political reasons real insurrection would be if i was there there would be heads on fucking stakes and there would be a lot of guns and probably my tank a lot of guns you like guns i shot one for the first time ever like last month and i had no idea the fuck i was doing dude i put my eye too close to the scope yeah i'm a bitch i sound like one man saying dude i almost ended up like hell and keller blew the eye socket out bro oh man i was like i'm good off the guns we gotta get you in Missouri more we got you you guys shoot a lot around here oh yeah we should offback board dude i want to shoot a sniper so bad i would just have to bring an extra pair of diapers yeah i'm real so it ain't no big deal really yeah it's awesome you come out for one day bro you you'll be hooked i'm telling you i'm gonna come out with a bike and everything yeah i need the whole the whole rundown yeah we're gonna have a farm day with duke and motorcycles and do it yeah let's do it i like that shit uh this next comment comes from tyler james buzzwell uh lol this guy figured out how to use a computer yesterday he's talking about you i think that was yeah he's talking about you yeah i did um you figured out how to speak today it's the truth is i still don't know how to use one all right appreciate it Tyler thanks um look at that little kid talking shit to you yeah how you gonna let that happen the kid's fucking 10 years old oh my god who kids do talk a lot of shit yeah it's because they play that call of duty bro yeah bro they play call of duty so we need to bring back the black ops lobby yeah we're about that was lit oh yeah well now they got all the ai i shit involved in like the chat now so like they like monitor what you say it's not even just typing shit bro ai is the craziest shit saying ever did they're also these ai dudes are making fake like naked chicks and putting them on only fans and making a shit ton of money yeah how they do that bro i never mind them doing that what asshole is buying that like you should get your credit you should get your credit your credit score should go down everybody bro it's these motherfuckers that fucking look at lizzo and they're like oh she's so beautiful and they sit at home they collect their check they play fucking video games and they fucking jerk off all day you know ever they've never touched a real woman ever they've never seen real boobies like the ever bro and they fucking have 50 subscriptions to only fans they send them fucking flowers it's like dude it's the simpiest weakest fucking shit in the world it's the whole problem with the world bro we got it like we need it the internet needs to go away so men look men do great things for pussy that's the fucking facts and if you make it hard to get it they will conquer the earth to get it but now it's all over the place for free and for these girls showing their fucking ass for three bucks you know like men now men are just like fucking I fucking I get it for free you know like man doesn't even feel low when i when i was young like when i was you know fucking 15 16 17 i knew i'm like fuck i like girls a lot thank god pop yeah and then i'm like and i'm not that attractive so i got to get rich so like dude i knew it i knew the game bro so i knew i had to go to work but like it ain't like that anymore man it was like the laugh too i always told yeah that's right you got to be you got to be rich or funny yeah if you can make a chick laugh and giggle you can make that i just clap and jiggle i say that's the fucking truth to yep it's the best one a girl wants nothing to do you happens all the time goes to my guy let me get like 30 minutes of your time you hot piece of shit you know i and they love that compensate because they don't know how to take that you call my hot piece to sit like all right you throw me up out i'm like yeah i got you right where i need you sweetie yep and they're all stupid as hell dude the ones over by me are just really dumb it's just it's just like doorknobs dude i got no comment yeah yeah if it works it works i ain't broke don't fix it yeah my move used to be real i can't even say my move oh shit i retired buddy hung up the boots yeah i had i had a fucking move that was undeniable hmm worked every time every single fucking time but i can't say it because if i say it publicly all the people be using it and it won't be working yeah you can't write your secrets out yeah that's where i fucked up yeah shit happens now everyone's gonna use that giggle on that was mine yeah that's a good one it is it needs to be a shirt dude oh yeah we're in the works for it there you go yeah i gotta i gotta make men men again sure coming to i like that yeah it's a good one uh and you pissed off a couple of kevin's i did with the you remember the kev dog comment kev dog yeah we talked about yeah we pissed off some kevin's i did so kev dog does not represent all kevin's this has been a public service announcement okay yeah so well i mean i never said it did you know kevin is a weird name though that's it that is like that i bet you forty dollars that guy has boat shoes on right now with spares yes kevin is a fucking boat shoe name where spares and doesn't have a boat dick i got this one bar by my house it's filled with them all chads yeah hate those dudes bro not giga chads either just regular just like just like button up collar like buddy go home dude this fucking sweater around their waist yeah cock in their hand my house thumb up the ass like dude fuck out of here oh man this last comment let's check this one out um from at team aspire to inspire if the fool uh if the fourth full moon of the year hadn't already passed i'd be scared it's fuck because all the andy christ doesn't miss i don't like that name that's my good name let's stop that i don't miss though it's my fucker hey it's been trinden hey yeah right it's the fucking uh i'm in the fucking uh what is it the free masons i'm naughty yeah i got accused to be in the free mason for the thousandth time yeah that's trinden how's any say all this shit not go to jail i don't know i'm kind of wondering it too all right my guys we appreciate you for being real ass fans keep liking keep commenting make sure you guys hit the bell notification on the tube stay up to date with the latest headlines and latest episodes dropping from really f that makes that headline number two uh let's talk about get on trump a little bit trumps been getting some heat here lately this uh today headline reads trump respectfully honored fallen troops at all into national cemetery amid altercation report so apparently some shit happened when he was uh right before he was laying the wreath uh for the 13 fallen service men and women so let's dive into this a little bit um so ap released this this article this headline saying all this in cemetery official was pushed aside in trump staff altercation but won't press charges so apparently there was a uh altercation that happened before the wreath ceremony where's a member of trump staff pushed a member of the allington cemetery uh staff because of the cameras being allowed and not allowed some weird shit happening there so stop us this little bit and allington national cemetery official was abruptly pushed aside during altercation with former president donald trump staff during a wreath laying ceremony but declined to press charges and army spokesmen said thursday a statement said the cemetery employee was trying to make sure those participating in the wreath laying ceremony earlier this week were following the rules quote this employee acted with professionalism and avoided further disruption the statement said the incident was reported to the police but the employee decided not to press charges the army said it considered the matter clothes uh trump's campaign was warned about not taking photographs before the altercation at all international cemetery during a wreath laying ceremony on monday to honor service members killed in afghanistan war withdrawal a defense official told the ap on wednesday the defense official speaking on condition of anonymity to discuss the sensitive matter said that the trump campaign was warned about not taking photographs in section 60 which is where the members were buried at before their arrival and the altercation section 60 is the burial site a familiar person they'll killed while fighting in afghanistan and iraq so um the media runs this fucking story right runs his narrative that like there was a fight between a trump official on the campaign staff and this allington national cemetery member um but the medius lying and the gold star families the parents and relatives of those fallen are coming out saying that no that's complete bullshit um saying that you know one trump was actually invited there to do that by those family members um the media team for trump there was already you know a meeting that they had on the sunday before where the family said that hey we want them to bring cameras to take pictures um at the site uh this is one of the pictures for example um where you're not supposed to be taking pictures but because one of the parents of the fall and we're not able to be there they want it pictures so that way they could share the experience um and you know how mainstream media does what they do uh best which is just lots of fucking everybody um but another news so that that happened but that's not even the stories uh here's them the the main story um we know that com uh com queen uh and uh timmy to the walls there they haven't done a press interview in like over a month when now they're doing one and they're getting blasted for it um harris and wall sits down for first major television interview of their presidential campaign um so vice president comel harris and her running mate will sit down thursday for their first major television interview of their presidential campaign as the duo travels in southeast georgia on a bus tour uh they're doing the interview with dana bash from cnn um and the problem is is that it was supposed to just be comela and now she's doing it with tim walls uh which even Anderson cooper from cnn um said that that's going to decrease the amount she's going to be pressed because now she has her cover buddy with it she's having to be pressed anyway it's a fucking cnn it's dana it's dana bash the fucking mean dark headed one no she's the blonde uh the weird looking blonde she did the debate with uh trump and biden that other one looks like the devil which one that dark-haired one with the fucking unibrow the asshole yeah she's an asshole yeah i know you tell me yeah she's an asshole she could be cute but she's just so fucking mean i think that's a stretch you have to well you got to do some work up here you know it's a lot of beer rid of that bert a lot of beer uh yeah i was drinking involved up yeah okay yeah it is it is that's the cat-a-to-maker tomorrow it's like a whole bottle but uh but yeah even harris uh Anderson Cooper jumped in on this thing paul i want to talk about the interview tomorrow that's going to be airing dana bash is doing it here for cnn it's harris and walls harris is obviously being criticized by some for not doing the interview solo do you think she should have done her first major interview since accepting the nomination alone i don't know how long this interview is going to be but obviously with two people it does eat up the time that a reporter can ask her directly questions and follow up with her directly um and so you have that happen in the same way that happens apparently now harris is in the lead over trump and polls by rooders who the fuck believes that who believes that like you go up and down the street dude of anywhere any of these videos anybody's doing that are street walking videos and they ask anybody who they're voting for and they are saying fucking trump like you ask anybody dude they're oversampling the democrats to create a false poll it's just insane dude which hasn't spoken to anybody in over a month didn't they didn't they photoshop like a photo of a crowd in front of like a plane i think they've done well there was some stuff about the plane being like ai generator or something yeah there was there was something about that i don't know i couldn't find the actual like you know what i know for sure what well that was inconclusive because some people were saying it was some i don't know but i'll tell you what for sure they're doing i know this for sure because i got people on the ground at these events is they're taping off like so at at events you know they'll put these big drapes down to make this to block off all the empty seats and when they went to sardine everybody yes yes and when they went to milwaukee during the the dnc they tried to make it look like they sold out the chicago venue and then they had overflow at milwaukee and milwaukee they cordoned it all off to one section and and just did it for tv and i know that for a fact because i had friends that are i'm not gonna say what they do but they were there and they said i got a video yeah no it's insane that's fucking i showed you the video right yeah i've seen it i've seen it i'm not gonna put it up there because i don't want to burn who sent my i don't want to burn my contacts people believe everything they fucking see in the internet that's what's further so much deception it's it's really insane the crazy and it's not rushing disinformation it's our own fucking government that does it i think the worst part about it like i just can't get over the fact that like bro like two months ago people fucking hate it they still hate her bro listen they still hate her it's all fucking fake that listen dude i'm telling you it is all fake people still hate her and they actually hate her more all right when we get they are what is going on here is they are propping her up in the media they're using deceptive techniques in every way shape or form they are fucking with the polls by oversampling democrats and not sampling actual fair unbiased group of people to create the perception that it's close enough so that they could fucking cheat that's what the fuck this is about it's not about anything other than that and and dude nobody likes her she's not she can't talk she she has no policy bro they don't even have a policy they said oh our policy will be published after the election the election there was there was like another visitor she was like everyone has to be more woke yeah like be well i'm like oh go broke dude like that's fucking crazy yeah people are over it dude and and i think the longer i think the more they push with this like obnoxiously deceptive and fake shit the more the people who were democrats who were like this is fucked up are being like damn dude look how bad they really are it's like it's dude it it really is it's like when you grow up and you have like an uncle that you always like thought was cool and then you figure out a little bit you're like brand this guy's kind of fucked up and then you start what yeah but then you start watching them and then you're like holy shit dude my uncle's a total degenerate like you start seeing the truth when you like open yourself up to it and so there's a lot of these people who are who are open up to it now who are the more they push the more they're realizing that this is total bullshit so i would argue if they were pulling the exact same way as they did four months ago i bet you she has less of approval rating now than she then she did originally which was like 27 percent yeah dude i think another thing too a lot of the stuff that uh an astronomer come back now is like even just the shit with covid you know what i'm saying like how bad was covid up there for you because you were in new jersey new jersey yeah bro i used to get i i that the whole mass thing was the most unbelievable fucking thing in the world and the and the the craziest part was like going to a restaurant and having it on and then sitting down and taking it off that's like having a pissing section in a fucking swimming pool yeah it's the same shit bro and then and the virus is so smart it's an intelligent virus yeah it's not it's not it's it's like it's everywhere like they flew around the booth in paragliders over the border still wear it though to this day dude in cars alone oh my god bro think how psychologically like manipulated and fuck that person has to be oh yeah you still do that hundred percent i've been wearing at the gym leave that like they're going to die from yes it's sad dude it's sad those are the real victims of this entire thing people who got forced into taking the vaccine people who have been manipulated to believe that this is going to kill them and still fucking believe that shit those are those are the people that like the point zero one percent of germs that Lysol doesn't kill yeah is them yeah no shit that's a good point that's a great point man yeah man well guys jumping on this conversation let us know what you guys think down in the comments what do you think about what which part just about this did you see how they criticize trump for doing thumbs up in the photo so he took a photo with the 13 families and then he did thumbs up and they fucking ran a story being like trump insensitive around the 13 families he fucking get a thumbs up with everybody else in the fucking photo all the families were doing thumbs up and this fucking piece of shit Joe Biden was looking at his fucking watch when they were trying to shake his hand when they were coming off the plane and they didn't say shit about it but they're going to fucking attack this dude for dude listen they weren't even Joe Biden and come and eat him and go i have been very in the middle of the road but like the more they start the more they're doing this the more i'm just being real it's making me love trump like it's starting to make me be like fuck i love this dude like these guys fucking hate him so bad i'm starting to like him like a lot yeah exactly dude man that's real shit yeah see see that guy that guy is handicapped yeah that's a handicap that is trauma that's that's trauma you you're you're fucking mom yelling at you when you're four years old that's not trump that's trauma fucking pussies anyway yeah man guys jumping on this conversation let us know what you guys think down in the comments fucking trauma yeah well that being said let's get to our third and final headline headline number three um i think this woman was interested in bringing back uh we talk we talk a lot or we've talked a lot about cancel culture on the show uh you're 47 different fucking accounts that you've had well that shit used to like i went through down a dark hole with that shit because it was just like i went at one point like the the second time that i got banned on inst because instagrams like was the hardest app for me to blow back up so the second time that i got i've removed i told myself i'm never making videos again i'm done i was like i'm done with this shit i'm not doing it that's what they want bro yeah so then i like i was working at a um asphalt company one of my buddies owns a big asphalt company in jersey i was working on that too yeah i still work like here and there like whenever because i just like have to bro i just like hands on shit it makes me mentally like appreciate life more yeah so i i remember i was just laying in bed and it was just it was fucking me up so much that i like i got in trouble for just saying what i wanted to say and like i would have my boss all the time i was like why are you making an account i'm like bro i just can't get my i can't get it is it if that shit fucks in my head so much yeah like just the internet dude i'm with you too dude like that it's the principle of it yeah like the like it's the and then the principle of it that i can't say like we are we can say what we want to say a lot of this is self-censorship um people do it to themselves yeah but it's it's it's the principle and the principle that these people try to do that makes me like more aggressive in the shit that i say makes you want to do it more yeah it makes me want to like literally like i look for hate now like i'll look for hate and i'm like i like i almost like it puts fuel in the fire yeah like don't tell me my videos are good i'm i'm so over that shit it's like tell me you hate my shit you hate what i say it's like all right i'm going to come back fucking 20 like i'll i'll purposely look in the comments to find a hate comment and i'll pin it yeah because when i pin it my followers they fucking go right after the guy and it just blows up the video even more yeah or sometimes i'll like i'll make a fake instagram account and make a fake hate comment and then pin it on my side engagements the biggest thing on these apps yeah so bro i'll make like a train i'll make like i'll put a trans flag thing on my bio and i'll pretend like i'm this fucking like blue-haired dickhead and i'll just be like you'll start the fight yeah and they're all coming at me and i'm reading my own comments bro it's hilarious oh my wow they're coming at me my little do they know i'm looking at the dms the dms are blown up because they're like attacking me and shit but i just do it as like a a way to just like blow the videos up more because they just come dude i miss i kind of miss that i kind of want to come back on instagram start posting again just so i could fucking get deal with the dms you must get fucking i bro i had i stopped doing it because like i stopped posting because like bro it would take hours of my day to like communicate in the comments yeah you know i just so that's that's where my one account got removed because i kept going back at the comments it would come at me and i would be like fuck you con like i would say crazy shit yeah i would say uh like like oh am i lots i guess i guess it was a fucking one-handed check i could say oh faggot we already clarified this faggot yeah i would be like shut up faggot you wouldn't say that's my face because yo these people yeah they they are such keyboard warriors yeah it's unbelievable yeah i got to the point i was sending these people my address yeah i was like go pull up right now yeah yeah i'll come outside with a bag of skittles and i'll punch you right in the deck i can like dude dude dude dude it's gonna beat up a nine-year-old yeah a nine-year-old kid running up my step and that's mostly what they are it's like my mom says she'll drop me off in 15 minutes she's i got sucker right now but she'll drop you off in five i'll give you the smoke bro it's it's fucking bro and then i get it out even sometime like literally last weekend some dude tried to like pick up for me for no reason i'm like bro like i'm standing right here bro i am like not i have never ever ever in one fucking time in history gone on someone's page and like been a dick but like bro when when people started they deserved to get it finished you know bro did you see did you see that video goob did on that chick so goop there was this girl did you guys see this that big girl so this big girl started talking so goob did a fucking uh if you don't know goob you you're not on the internet but so goob did this video about this pedophile and this girl clapped back at him and said oh so you're gonna dog pedophiles but you lick trump's boots and he's like what the fuck and then she's in the dms being like look at your little fuck you like started insulting his appearance and bro so like dude he made this video that clapped back at her and she's a big girl and she's walking through the cord field he's like look bitch he goes as close as you've ever been to a fucking vegetable oh bro and normally i'm like bro you can't do that because like it's i'm not about it right but dude when people when people start it they deserve it yeah you know i've had i thought because i make fun of all the TikTok kids that's why i blew up i make fun of the kids that dance they take their shirt off they they do something so throwing a football those gay faces like oh dude fuck dude i like licking their lips and shit i have a serious problem though like i have a serious issue i enjoy pissing myself off for some odd fucking reason i'm fucked in the head bro right right right yo i'll be like i'll be deep in a dude's page and i want to like i want to work like that that was crazy no ditty i'll be like foreign a fucking dude fades because like i'm trying to find content so like roast the fucking kid but i'm sitting there and i'm like i'm in my bed like yo fuck this kid dude because at the time like when i was first making fun of them i knew they were making a shit ton of money those TikTok kids were making crazy money at the time they're doing it so i was like and i used to fucking hate that so much and then they would make a video on me they were like oh you're using me for all this amount of views and i'm like yeah dude your content's making my content keep fucking being a faggot yeah and we're you're growing my page yeah appreciate it thanks pal we should send a thank you note to the democrats we should yeah oh yeah they're helping you guys probably a lot for sure yeah send them a bunch of merch yo do what you did for me and you guys me wait by the way i can't wait to wear that double ended dildance yeah that's crazy but yeah so cancel culture right it's bullshit and i think it's you know we we've been through the ebbs and flows and we've talked about it i think this is something interesting uh uh this is an interesting article that just came out uh but like oh god but like gets back to basics after culture wars backlash so they they have made i mean you call it a complete 180 i guess at least trying to attempt it mm-hmm i think somebody somebody might have said hey you dumb motherfuckers and ours are bush go back to big trucks and beers in the mountain in america somebody said that yeah somebody did say that and they became Lincoln wow yeah it was profound but uh but yes certainly wasn't me yeah they made it they made a 180 and uh and they're starting to you know i know kid rocky he's uh i don't know where his current stance is i know he kind of wasn't really fucking with him um but they got some they're trying to bring some fresh new faces in and they just did this this big collab let's dive into this so Budlight has made a return to vying for laughs with his new ad campaign series featuring stand-up comedian Shane Gillis and he's a funny motherfucker he is fucking that dude hilarious next level yeah hilarious next level dude hilarious that guy's great i've DMed him a lot of times i'm very happy he didn't answer me because i don't deserve it that's a funny guy yeah he's fucking hilarious fucking great dude um but yeah so the beer brand became the focus of one of 2023's biggest culture wars when it partnered with transgender social media influencer Dylan Mulvaney uh for a small campaign Budlight gifted Mulvaney personalized not for sell cans of beer with his face on them uh to commemorate him for 365 days of living as a woman uh days of girlhood video series it was uh documented uh his transition um was a viral success according to them but oh yeah it only cost them fuck yeah it only cost Budlight 20 billion dollars in market cap that guy fucked the company dude he fucked it bro bro really man it's that woke marketing chick that fucked the company yeah she fucked she fucked all the beer truck drivers all the independent distributors our buddies up the road here dude that one woman fucked so many people out of money and got them laid off and all kinds of shit because she wanted to promote this person with mental fucking illness for their fucking brand like dude no well now they got another guy with mental illness yes that's true i always say there's three genders male female and mentally ill yeah bro peru just classified uh oh i saw that dope using the chat for peru bro they classified as like you know you're mentally i say we all go there that's what it is i'm out it's what it is um but yeah so you had that happen and and now uh abm bev they are now switching um and then they just unveiled this new ad starring shane gillis um which is uh just in time for a college football season kicking off rather you know so let's watch this ad let's see what we think about it i thought it was pretty decent but let's get your take on it um this is the new Budlight ad with shane gillis bobby you've been accused of plagiarizing your master's thesis if you were found guilty you will have to forego the football season but if you confess i will make it only half the season i'll make you a deal you tell the truth you can have this ice cold bucket of Budlight all you have to do is confess all right i'll go first greece the wheels a little what no i confess that i practiced my half-time speeches in the shower before games professor Wilkins you want to confess anything no all right i'll go for you professor Wilkins has been taking karate classes ever since that saxophone girl put him in a headlight that was a secret now it's a beer everybody let's focus please oh we haven't pierced yeah all you have to do is confess and you get a Budlight oh okay when i ordered pizza i use a british accent and now the girl at the pizza place thinks i'm british and we've been dating for four months what who feels good right oh yeah yeah yeah bobby did you cheat i mean i'm afraid of horses does that count yeah yeah we you can go back to practice big guy okay i got plenty of confessions i never read any of these books and i'm really embarrassed about quite a good time governor that's really bad she's falling for that i think i love it for any fluid hey it's a step in the right direction it's a it's a decent attempt you guys are you guys need to get about ten times more aggressive oh we need to go back to like fucking good looking chicks and fucking calendars and like dude like mechanic looking dudes like the girls will like it too bro like we put a little grease on them make one for the guys one for the girls bro everybody wants that shit everybody wants to laugh everybody wants to go back to be in normal motherfuckers i mean this is a good step in the right direction but like my light used to take that initiative bro like they Budweiser and the beer companies now you got beer companies trying to be motivational like oh fucking Bob Sanchez fucking came out of the gutter in mexico and drink modello it's like dude what the fuck like let's run if you not seen those commercials i want to have your dick sucked have a bush there you go yeah there you go have a good time you probably get dick sucking you want to get your nut off here's a here's a fucking Budweiser password you want to beat your wife you want natural life you want to pop your first fucking clam in front of the audience have a fucking margarita bro i'm just saying man that like marketing used to be funny is fucking and true yeah like dude do you guys not like joe do you remember because you're the only one here it's like my age do you remember those fucking calendars and shit like bro tool companies like like fucking snap on and mac tools used to put out nude calendars like like titties out no shit yes fire fighter shit that's right yeah yeah like bro like look man men like women women like men let's fucking market it like bro it's i don't you know i don't know man maybe i'm just stuck in the old ways maybe it's so funny when i post like a girl because i have my audience is like 90 to 10 it's all men yeah so like they obviously want to see some cans so like when i post a chick like all the time i always get shit for because i'm like posting them and shit and i'm like are you gay then dude maybe you're gay why are they it's fine but maybe you're gay dude they bitch at me because i got a girl wearing my merch because like i talk about how i hate only fan chicks i call them only horrors like i do all this shit so when i promote like women in my shit and i'm like all right next week i'll have a different bitch in my and the funny thing is you got all these girls taking like photos all the time i'm not talking about only fans girls just talking about girls in general they're taking these sexy photos on instagram post them and then when like somebody does something they get all pissed off and it's like bro i looked at your page like you're you're popping your ass out every fucking picture like and i'm no hate for me but i'm just saying like you can't get you can't get mad no that you know what i'm saying like they're like dude these double standards like if women want to be seen as sexy then you can't complain about a man noticing you can't put the camera straight up your ass too dude yeah you gotta you gotta they prop it right up and you could see they're fucking right inside of everything there's there's definitely too much oh yeah i'm talking about like just the the girls who like do the bikini shoots and like just uh they're all trying to be sexy bro that's cool i know of that but like then they get mad they then they call you a misogynist when you notice it oh my god dude i used to get called that all the time bro it's probably true bro i it would be a video of a girl like like in the pool splashing her tits and i'd be like miss you have nice cans and then they would call me massage this and i'm like i just said compliment her it's just nice tits yeah but then every photo you go to well you know what's true though the ones that they get mad are usually not they're usually the same girl on the bar it's like she doesn't want to talk to you mmm the cockwalk or cockwalk oh my god and they're always the the fat ones yeah that's the worst dude i can't tell you how many situations i've been where i'm talking to a chick and all i hear is dumb dumb dumb i'm like who's coming she's like oh one of my friends i'm like five oh from and then you hear the voice and it sounds really good over here holy shit are you talking to my friends not into you go you don't go you go fuck off dude i hate that shit they're the clear are we going eat eat i don't want to work out i don't know what that is i take after a whizzo uh she's not interested you ever know right my pronouns are klb and lbs kfc yeah no shit uh well and it also leads to this other thing so you know we also talk about toxic masculinity right like that for a while that was like their the narrative behind everything um and now they're trying to push this new word this new term called positive masculinity and guess who they're trying to say is leading that effort kamala's husband yes and ten walls are running mate you mean fucking math mouth huh have you ever seen him oh fucker talk he looks like he's high on fucking math or coke or something his mouth moves all kinds of weird he looks like he he looks like one of them old fucking kung fu movies where they put the fucking sometimes yeah the english over the fucking dude's mouth and we'll fight you yes he's like delayed yeah he's like delayed what why should motherfucker talk i promise you that dude's got a buffering symbol of his forehead fucking asshole oh my god you did that you that was very well executed nice job thank you thank you fuck that picture but yeah man i don't know but i still got some work to do yeah but i mean you know i drank one since then remember yeah you did yeah i do remember that yeah you got a picture of it i do you have a picture of it but that picture gonna stay in archives it's a very interesting uh DJ might have something position DJ might have some blackmail on me possibly during that when that whole thing was happened i made a shirt and it was the exact logo but it said shit light and it was awesome dude i made a whole cannon that said a drink made for pussies was sick oh man bro i feel bad about it because i'm like look at look at this woman who made this decision to fucking do this to go against the legit culture of the entire brand that has existed for a hundred fucking years and ruin the careers of these dudes who have worked their asses off to be a part bro worker for eh has her bush because you know it's it's from saint glue so like working there is like a big deal bro like it's a good job it's a coveted job and and dude these guys are getting laid off because this fucking ivy league stupid chick is wants to include shit that none of the customers are about and like for how you know what i'm saying like dude it's just fucked up yeah that's completely fucked up man so we'll see we'll see you know what else they got up their sleeves um up their cans and uh is he wearing a shirt of himself i don't know who is that jackie chan what i don't know is that jackie this i think that's him like i think that's him like earlier in life hmm bro he wish he should be having that mukfucker is funny he's fucking yo him and tio vombro i could go for i think shane gill is the funniest dude out yeah like dude his stand up that uh what was that beautiful dog beautiful dog holy shit man have you seen that uh that's that show he did uh it's like they're in the garage they like working up tireplace and yeah yeah yeah i think i know you're so it's pretty good man so that's the thing like he i've seen like a bunch of clips of shit like that but i have no idea where to fuck to find it it's on Netflix yeah not yeah i was just on Netflix yeah yeah yeah he's not good shit shane come on the show dude let's do we'll have fun let's do one um yeah guys jumping on this conversation let us know what you guys think down in the comments now with that being said let's get to our final segment of the show as always we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck this is where we bring a headline and we talk about it it'll get one of those two options um so with that being said our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads fili couple getting busy and range rover accidentally roll into river after they hit gearstick while in backseat solid this is up in your head it's up with yeah i mean that that's like another that's like another day in fili yeah shit like that yeah i but i see videos all the times of girls like like fucking giving their dude road head and he just goes right into a bowl oh fuck oh at least my man got some mob before he was on his way out to a pop smoke concert shit happens yeah that fucking sucks oh that's crazy was that recent yeah yesterday i didn't hear about that i saw the video just happened yeah so it was gearing up to be a disastrous climax oh shit a couple getting busy in the car nearly ended in tragedy after their SUV rolled into a philadelphia river in the middle of the night while they were in the backseat the love birds were having sex in a 2020 range rover near the scully kill what is that what is it i don't know i think what you said it's goal kill show kill show kill river and fair my park around 4 15 a.m. Wednesday when one of their limbs bumped into the SUVs gearstick police told NBC 10 moments later the range rover tumbled over the edge and sank into the water about two miles from philadelphia's city hall the unidentified couple jumped out of the SUV before the vehicle hit the water and plummeted beneath the surface police told the outlet neither was injured during the incident police told NBC 10 they suspect a couple were getting busy when the freak mishap occurred the range rover was hoisted out of the river around 9 a.m. the outlet reported images of the SUV show it was wholly submerged near the strawberry mansion bridge law enforcement shared that no charges appending against the auto roy janess the fuck is that that's not auto erogenous auto what the fuck does that even mean i don't know but it seems it's supposed to be a joke she was doing backflips on that dick before she went out my god what the fuck is that oh my god sucks the so oh what the fuck oh hopefully he got his nut because i would suck at even fun yeah are they alive yeah they're alive they apparently they jumped out right before it like went in oh so they didn't actually get in the river no damn i wonder if they're like clothes were in the car does he send another butt-ass yeah he has what happens he's got it yeah i don't know i've also got my mirror here for the future aliens you've been looking for you see Terminator that's us fuck man yeah well it's definitely what yeah fuck yeah that's uh that's a nice car too though yeah 2020 range rover yep that's wild the fact i didn't feel you didn't know about this crazy yeah what do we got on this is this uh who got thumbs up thumbs fuck i mean they're alive thumbs good yeah that's good i mean he got his nut he's he's just having a day i don't know what sweetheart's going through might be traumatic for it but my god they must have been doing fucking gymnastics in that backseat how the fuck does that even happen i thought they had the dials on the fucking range rover i don't know anyway dude the more i think about this might be like a fucking insurance job though yeah this could be bullshit you know what i'm saying i roll my truck that i can't afford into the river yeah that's a Philly thing too that's also a Philly thing yeah you might be onto something with that my investigative fucking senses are just not adding up like how do you explain that to insurance that was my question like boss i was could have been stolen too that's also a Philly thing oh that's a massive Philly thing i love doing shit like that that fucking sucks for them i don't i'm gonna i'm gonna say thumbs down on this one what do you guys got i'm gonna say thumbs down because they're so stupid they parked that close to the river you know there's plenty of other places you could park sorry i don't know what you got i mean why the fuck are you fucking in your car at four fifteen in the morning yeah that's weird that is weird i mean i've i've done it dude yeah but at four fifteen in the morning yeah i wouldn't do that that's crazy i'm fucking sleeping like nine at night one and wasn't this on like a like a week night no wednesday night well mike monday morning tech yeah so what the fuck what was going on here yeah something weird that's weird shit about that yeah all right yep sweet all right Andy that is all i got all right appreciate you coming out duke thank you guys good to see you brother that was fun that's the luck with your with your instagram accounts i'm gonna need it don't forget to follow duke at duke gomez seven and uh five four three and two as well yeah well oh yeah yeah there's the list goes on but the merch is where it's at dukegomez.com you go look as handsome as that guy um maybe one day maybe that's a stretch though yeah i know guarantee you'll never have a nose big in mind i promise you that's really all right guys that's the show don't be a hoe that's the show i'm sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze fuck up oh fuck a stove county millions in a cold bad bitch booty swole got a on bank road can't fold just a no headshot case close [BLANK_AUDIO]