Kindeiser Podcast
NFL is back and Week 1 picks
already let's get after it according a little late this week that's all right life happens no big deal you when they like ten listeners anyway so it's okay I'm sure you ten can wait and two of those are awesome pretty sure so you eight can wait definitely but we've had a lot happen this week mostly in the NFL obviously with preseason wrapping up and being now a week away from the first Sunday obviously Thursday is the first official kickoff of the NFL season but yeah lots a lot has happened some deals have been made cuts were obviously made we haven't touched on that we haven't talked to you guys since that has happened and a little bit of drama going on but nevertheless just jump right into it oh sorry didn't mean to join by Kyle obviously who else you know I didn't even realize it I just said what are we just sitting here yeah I'm just jump right into it let's just jump right into money because that's obviously been the big talking point this offseason and still will be a talking point obviously everyone knows my NAF CD lamb got paid and got his bag so which was going to happen it was bound to happen there was no way they weren't going to pay CD especially they kind of had to with the way the wide receiver market's been and everyone getting absolutely disgustingly large contracts and I don't mean disgusting in a bad way I mean like it's just like just gross how much money like it's insane that these guys are valued at this much but I mean if you're high-performing like they are do you are definitely worthy of that amount of money in my eyes well it's just I think it's funny too because it kind of goes and obviously Brandon I you're getting signed to that guy's a bozo he fucking got this all those bullshit's been going on basically got what he was originally offered he got what he asked for originally like he would yeah he was like he was wanting that and then they offered it to him he's like I want to trade he's a clown and then didn't want to trade and then went and wanted to trade with was it he started with New England and it was like no it's not happening and then it was oh he might go to Washington it's like now that's not happening he's gonna stay there he's gonna hold out and then it was like oh he might go back to Washington again well then it was the Browns and he's like I don't want to go there yeah and then the Browns - everyone thought that and then Pittsburgh yeah Pittsburgh got talked about and then he waited until one week before the season or two weeks before the season to just take the same amount of money he was offered the first time around and now he's just caused a bunch of chaos in the locker room and made it harder for them to fucking have to patron Williams which are going to do yeah I mean they have there I would just I would just say I would not want to be the GM in San Francisco right now if I'm him the Golden Gates looking pretty nice and I'm probably gonna take a dive because like I would not want to have to do with that but that is horrible but I don't know I I had no problem with Brandon and I you up until this happened and I'm like talk a lot unlikable just like an absolute it honestly seems like I can't get by when they lock a room I'm like fuck this guy you know this guy is a fucking pussy I'm very curious it's kind of funny because like George Kittle was on Pat McAfee show and I was like cut kind of just no free shout outs listening to that listening to the way he talks it was talking about you know they were like asking him just questions about the locker room and this and that and he he literally never once brought up I you never brought up like any of that bullshit it's kind of like you know they can't talk about it yeah I know but also the way he was talking did kind of seem like man it's a huge fault it's like it's like the elephant in the room like man you're really fucking killing us here would you just come practice I mean and the problem is it's happening league wide a Jamar Chase was supposed to be practicing and other shows up late and street clothes not practicing it's like you it dude you fucking come on man you got two years left on your deal just why not just wait till after this year yeah I mean I don't get like I said there's been a lot of fucking drama going on and like Joe burrows finally healthy and you're gonna take a chance now with him healthy and looking good and like back to normal shape and you're gonna be like all right well I'm gonna hold out until I get paid two years earlier like the fuck that obviously this is like the off season that all the big wide receivers have gotten paid so they're all just like well I want a piece of that pie yeah that's exactly and that's what sucks like it's just like horrible timing for since the Cincinnati organization it's horrible timing for everybody well and I'll fuck Jerry Jones he should have been paid CD a lot last year he could yeah he could have paid him much Brandon and I you could probably would I honest it again like going back to that I am kind of praying on his downfall I hope he comes out and just sucks of fucking fat cock see I'm not I'm such a fucking but like just a fucking loser about it it bums me out a lot that he ended up doing that bullshit because I really liked him a lot no problem with him is great receipt why don't he did what he had to do I was on his ass before everybody like last year in fantasy everyone was like dude what the fuck I took him in like the third round or something of my receiver and I was like what the fuck are you doing like he's a fucking stud you watch and absolutely just produced all fucking year and I'm like man I really like this dude and yeah now this is like just leaves us a stinky feeling yeah so I'm just gonna say this because this is a common theme on every episode that I picked up on it's one of the point out I think it'll be funny Kyle's either a prophet or the biggest hipster on earth because with every a lot of things you go well I was on this guy a while ago dude I was tell me three things that I've done actually I'm gonna lean more towards a hipster though cuz Kyle was antiquing yesterday yeah we went to get food and that just happened to be an antique shop next to it and a fucking old beer sign caught my eyes I was like I gotta go in there that's pretty sick and that was started the night Kyle putting down great tasting less filling into the lights yeah dude it was fucking classic it's football season like the weather here we go the weather today oh my god dude gorgeous I wanted to go outside and just like crank went out my this is awesome for real I was like I walked outside I'm like god damn it's like same thing I yesterday was like pretty nice and then it was like yeah like nice today's weather ideal weather like I love this weather this weather like this football is about to start college football just started we had a great slate this weekend yeah it was good it was really good weather is changing and then you see an antique store with an old fucking Budweiser sign right in the front window went in there and just seen like a bunch of old shit like old beer signs and everything bought some old beer cans and I was like man memorabilia is great they're like old like vintage stuff like that is cool it's sick as fucking that's what made me I was like dude I wanted I just it's kind of making me want to fucking Miller like just like picture like I'm like my dad back in the old days slamming a case watching football on Sunday is like that's awesome yeah dude I was like I was pumped on it speaking of which this is super off topic but I should just bring this up to you now watch party I'm probably out of the week one here the weather is looking to be pretty nice so what day for Sunday for the Bears game unless you're a game if you have plans ready nobody deal but I think I'm gonna have a few buddies over and stuff make some food probably clean up the garage and set up my TV out there it would be pretty sick if I'm not doing shit yeah because the weather's looking to be pretty you're calling for a high of 72 as of right now for next Sunday but obviously it's a week away so I never trust that yeah subject to change but right now that's the plan going to Justin's he's having people over for Thursday night the first game that'll be said that Chase was it Thursday's Chiefs Ravens yeah yeah I'm in that game and then Fridays in Brazil yeah Eagles Packers both teams gonna get robbed someone's gonna get robbed yeah so apparently I mean you've been seeing all the reports they're talking about like was a AJ Brown saying like they told us not to walk around yeah Devante Smith is like no comment all this kind of stuff they're just like yeah yeah so I'm just not leaving the hotel that's so funny did those like I don't know I understand trying to grow the game but I feel like I don't know I don't know even how to like say it like are we what I'm even trying to get at but it's like maybe pick a better location I mean I get it cuz like Brazil's been home to the Olympics before and it is like a huge huge country when it comes to like influence on the world and just like following of like all sports as a whole so like I get the idea behind it but also yeah I kind of it does feel a little unsettling because it's so fucking dangerous there it's like why don't you know what we should have a NFL game and fucking Cambodia to then why don't we go do a game in Egypt I'm sure it's probably in the works somewhere somewhere yeah I mean it is weird but I get it I get what they're doing it yeah 100% it's just that that's so sketchy man I'd be sketched to the fuck out but I'm gonna be security up the ass for that oh 100% those guys are gonna be and you know motherfuckers are still gonna try shit yeah someone's still gonna try something like those they know those teams are coming there they're gonna be fucking they're gonna have squads with fucking a case waiting in fucking alleys for those buses to pass by and they're gonna try and take somebody out so it's staying on like the subject of like player safety did you see 49ers draft pick first round draft pick I believe it was Ricky personal got shot yeah in the chest and then apparently I was in the chat I didn't hear where he got shot yeah I was on chess but he's fine he's in Staley it's gonna be fine I had seen it because a dude in my fantasy league drafted him he texted everybody yesterday in a group chair he's like dude one of my draft picks got shot yeah so I was reading it and apparently the guy who was trying to rob him got shot as well nice so but it was over he was wearing a Rolex so but I but it's like we will hashtag not a political podcast I'm not even gonna go there whatever my god it's like how could it's kind of fucked up the fact that this players can't even walk around and you know they got wealth so they're gonna want to wear nice things are not even just players anyone yeah that's anybody I mean but just depends on where you're at yeah but there's always there's crazy fucks everywhere though so you just never know wrong place wrong time but it's a lot like Brian Robinson Junior last year yeah or two years ago when he got shot in the ass cheek in a fucking carjack yeah but he came back he came back and played good I almost said he came black he was already black he came back and played good though I was thinking with drama I mean there's been again there's been a lot since the last time we've seen you guys Jordan Addison suspended for six games um the domestic abuse no he's DUI oh a DUI didn't someone get suspended for domestic abuse thing - yeah it was a tackle for the Rams that we saw I can't remember it we talked about the last episode not that there were somebody else that just got caught with something - I can't remember there's been a lot of fucking shit we've been sent we would have like 50 million things with each other and then obviously Rossi Rice the the NFL which is so crazy how Jordan Jordan Addison is getting a six game suspension and fucking Rishi Rice wrecked a car on the highway and just they just ran it and they got away with it and then they're not suspending him because obviously it was like the the PD was basically you know dropped everything but then it was like the NFL we're considering giving him like a suspension like themselves and yeah I'd say it's a little worse than the Jordan Addison situation granted Jordan Addison's DUI was like just piss poor timing and just like a lack of like your surroundings your teammate just got murdered yeah because of a drunk driver and then a week later here you go yeah pretty pretty stupid move on his part just run to run down the list here Kyle again are you okay now are you fine could they're just going could they're just only getting cut are you okay you finally recovered from that did you have time to grieve why do you think I care about that there is Tony super fan we could go back and check the episodes you said he was legit he is legit he's a reason the fucking chief won the Super Bowl okay well yeah and then David Tyree is the reason why the giant when that's Super Bowl should he go in the fame to is he didn't say ciderious don't treat the whole thing you can sit here and try and egg me on all you want I don't give a fuck some yeah and you're just like the other fucking some dumb ass posted a thing saying ciderious tone every time ciderious Tony gets a tattoo it fails because he got a he got his number and that I was tattooed for the Giants and it's like well how is that a fail he got drafted by an NFL team because he's echoed at football and he made millions of dollars so a you're fucking wrong there then he gets a chief Super Bowl tattoo no well the chief dropped him yeah but he no big deal just got fucking two rings with the Chiefs so Juju Smith Schuster got a ring around the Chiefs yeah no he didn't do anything either I mean well I know but I'm saying it's funny everyone like shit on ciderious Tony like they're like trying to say is like I was tattoos failed because it's like I don't think he failed he made it to the NFL he was on two teams and he won two fucking Super Bowls with the best team in football was during a fucking dynasty right now like what the how is that a fail they dropped of course I dropped him cuz like because they're good at football because they just keep fucking no they they have endless talent that they just don't line up he's not good at football yeah I wouldn't say he's not good I'm not saying he's great or anything like I'm just saying like he's good though he is a good player he just he had a shit year last year with all his drops like that fucked him and then that's like that was crazy negated like one of the greatest plays in fucking fall pepper that was so happy but yeah AJ Dylan obviously done oh we need to touch on this fuck everyone else we're jumping right in the bear's talk Ian Wheeler torn ACL I'm so fucking bummed out dude made the team solo I know I was sorry very happy to see that but I was so it was so sad to see that because like yeah because if he I know for a fact Bailey Jones junior is sitting there he's like yeah my spot just opened up baby yeah fucking it sucks but Ian Wheeler's gonna have another crack at it and honestly shout out to Ryan Paul's absolute stand-up guy for like that closing out like statement for hard knocks like my phone's here if you want to talk always on if you want to cry talk whatever I'm just like yeah dude that's a guy right there that's a leader that's the leader of the team it really is yeah I like yeah I like how much I mean obviously it's during hard knocks and preseason and shit and he's got to do the roster and everything so he has to be like involved with the players a lot but it seems like he is very involved with the players oh 100% also I just seen a video today I was gonna fucking send it to you I totally forgot to someone took a video today of Ryan polls is he has a cyber truck and it's bears blue and it's like I could hit by someone is taking a video they're like dude Ryan pulls cyber truck and bears blue and you see it and then you like a car comes in front of it and then and if I watch the video the first time like that was the tweet was just like oh it's his cyber truck and I watched it and I watched it back again and then I just got scrolling I didn't even fucking notice the guy on the bike get creamed and then like three tweets later this other dude to it he goes guy sees Ryan Paul's cyber truck dude gets hit by bike dude in the car guy keeps filming cyber truck and I'm like yo I didn't even see that I just got blasted why is there so many people getting hurt like speaking of I was gonna say kind of a good like a just a ode to Johnny Gudro and his brother Matt they're talking about Jordan Addison getting into UI and their teammate dying from a fucking drunk driver those guys got killed by a drunk driver the day before their fucking sisters wedding yeah that they're both supposed to stand up and it's just like it's terrible they look like on the back road and pretty sure whatever it was just like a back like you know very like empty road and then obviously get smoked and that's just fucking horrible it's crazy but I'm not gonna sit here and be like oh my god don't preach about drunk driving like everyone's fucking yeah everyone's like everyone puts themselves in that position it's just like well it's fuck no well I mean it's like it's fucked up but like you know the only reason people act like they fucking cares because it's two hockey players the shit happens on a regular fucking basis people lose us necessarily I've seen a lot of things just like locally that people get pretty oh for sure like we know someone around for sure but like when this shit happens like everyone's on Twitter like preaching right now oh yeah but six months from now you're gonna be doing it too you're gonna go and have fucking five or six beers or ten beers or sixteen beers and get behind the wheel and then you're not gonna think shit of it and it's like yeah it's like so stop getting on the fucking pedestal right now and preaching I mean that's what everyone does that's what people do is like you know for what's the word I'm looking for just like exposure yeah exactly exactly like that's fucked up yeah everyone knows that you shouldn't drink and drive and everyone's like it's so easy to take an uber it's so easy to do this and that it's like yeah well okay Becky's you just fucking took three BBC's for four locos and you're writing a bike home so shut up but I think you're saying nevertheless terrible situation obviously very avoidable drink responsibly we promote responsible drinking but uh we promote it obviously do as they say not as I do just to say that I'm just thinking back to now that you say that you always say no free shout outs but you gave a shout out to fucking Miller light that's because I'm waiting for the sponsorship we got another light tumblr no light bear sign I'm out here drinking bushel light every time actually I don't have one right now I don't think I have any here no it's gonna be the first episode of fucking beer yeah fridge is empty that's kind of a yikes what the fuck I could have done the spot of cows in the fridge I mean we could gonna be a long episode no I'm not fucking no way doesn't gonna get cold that fast you're sleeping they've been sitting on cold concrete that is true they've also been sitting there for six weeks no no they're fine they have cobweb it has cobweb that's not cobwebs that's from my shirt that I pulled off and just threw any landed on there that's not spotty-cob that's two women I believe very good never had it never had two women yeah you know everyone got it can't beat me I guess I completely lost my train of thought though where I was going we were talking much a strong driving and shit like that and bad news like people we talked we brought it up with the bear so I did that's what I want to talk about okay so obviously I'm very scared right now like I'm trembling but I'm also very excited every time I think about it like get a rush of adrenaline for next Sunday mm-hmm I so much anticipation so much hope I'm just like because I was so used to every time this happens my heart just gets shattered again it's so just scary but again it's like working at this team like there's no reason not a single reason that I can find that this team should not be good I'm not gonna say great or went like playoff contenders just good there's no reason I had this team just like can't at least beat the Titans this this should be a team that definitely is like the team that's going to take this organization like a step in the right direction finally and for a while like the team that can finally put it together finally has all the right guys and we're up make it a place where people want to come to yeah like a destination as it should be for as large of a market as it is sure like it's Chicago well just in his has a historic franchise as it is yeah yeah it's just and that's honestly how every team in Chicago should be and I know we've talked about that before that just goes to show how garbage our ownership is in this city mm-hmm but anyways going back I and just very very scared and nervous right now what's gonna happen like I'm at the other day I was sitting there and like I don't even know if I want to watch this game dude I'm gonna be so scared like I don't even want to look that's crazy talk no I definitely can't wait I'm not scared at all I'm just I'm just nervous man I just want I just hope Caleb comes out and plays well you got to be well I'm having like high expectations like he's in a ball out 400 passing yards six tuddies I'm not talking about that I'm just hoping like he doesn't throw three picks and throw for 120 yards yeah I want like you know 200 plus one touchdown maybe one rushing touchdown I'd be happy but even if that even if he does come out and throw three like I guess what what people are going to need to realize is like now we're we're into the real meat and potatoes now the real fucking seasons about to start so there's been all this hype coming out of college going through the whole summer training camp started hard practice hard knocks all this shit like it's been all those big big fucking build-up but like this guy is literally going to be starting day one of his NFL career at a very young age yeah he has nothing but time on his side so even if you ask for four or five games like that's the problem that can't and he can though because there's still fucking look you know there's so much after that yeah I understand what you're saying I get what you're saying but like to the media there's so much he's supposed to be like this Messiah that it's like there's so much pressure on him that it like he can't suck I'm not saying like he can't I'm just going based off of like the media yeah what would happen like that outcry yeah he definitely because he had so much hype beforehand because I was about to compare like you know you look at like Bryce Young obviously you go number one over all situation that he had well yeah but I mean but he he didn't have the hype that Caleb Williams had like nobody really thought he was actually going to be like that crazy great he just ended up being the first overall pick yeah uh in a bed but nowhere after that but they don't even talk about him like no he doesn't really get media like we don't hear it right now I mean I think it's just because like he's not that good well that's what I mean so like that's what I was going to say maybe for Caleb like sure it's going to come out right away if he fucks up right away it can be like oh they're questions in Chicago what are they going to do like sure that it's going to stay basically it's going to happen yeah exactly and like he's just going to have to learn how to tune that out because it's going to happen inevitably it wouldn't fucking man dude it happens to Aaron Rodgers will bring him up it happens to Aaron Rodgers and he's been fucking playing for how many years now yeah I do love Aaron Rodgers he's like I would suck his cockbeats he's my favorite quarterback of all time but it's like that guy's done nothing but show how he's one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play the game and they still and they still fucking shit on him it's like dude like everything that comes out they show the fucking videos of him hugging all his teammates and shit next day there's an article according to NFL agents Aaron Rodgers isn't a team player and it's like what the fuck are you talking about I mean he just looks like an egotistical maniac and ask his family what she hasn't talked to since he got into the league hey man Tom Brady's fucking wife divorced him because he was so obsessed with football that he couldn't spend time at home give the fucking game up so is he a fucking asshole too and then we're gonna shit on him like come on he's getting bread he's putting food on his table yeah it's what Aaron Rodgers is doing too it's all he's gonna do too yeah because his fucking family said they don't want to deal with it so whatever fine bye all right he left this out of here bro I got dreams I got fucking that's Tom Brady did the same shit he did the same show put his family on the fucking back burner to play football for 20 fucking plus years and then finally they were like okay dude it's been enough and he's like all right one more year and they're like no now he's like that I still got it and that's what I mean that's what I mean dude like you're talking like ultra hyper competitive people like that's just gonna fucking happen and it's just gonna happen uh circling back to the Caleb Williams thing Caleb Williams obviously is an article that came out I'm sure you probably saw it but he's they got like screenshots and everything in this phone that he uses as like motivated like people talking shit around you sent it to me I said I'm probably in that yeah I'm probably in that I mean I know for a fact I am I'll go through my mention or my tweets last year because obviously I'm was in the JF one fan club um but I like that personally okay sure motivate yourself but any means necessary do what you got to do to lock in prove me wrong yeah I'd be more than happy to be wrong calling you fucking fruity for crying in your mom's arm yeah I'm not even just that like saying that you're in your fucking pen bag and all that bullshit I talked about I don't think that's actually even relevant I'm talking about just like from like the the play aspect like oh yeah it's over game last year that you know they look like you didn't look good yeah when it's like a team like that last year Notre Dame was not good so he probably should have shit on them granted USC wasn't like he was the best thing about that team obviously yeah but like by a landslide like there's a big gap between him and the next guy pretty much we'll find out today because USC is playing LSU today 630 okay that's right actually yeah I just saw the hype video for USC and like it was actually sick I was like whoa this actually is it's actually pretty dope I took USC plus four that might be a mistake I don't know yeah I don't know we'll see I mean obviously LSU is a powerhouse school so they're probably going to is USC even ranked uh I don't know I think I think so I think they're like I could be wrong I might be completely wrong I might not be ranked I'm not 100% sure but I want to say they were but anyway for the time being uh going back to the drama and the Bears Montes Sweat said that Washington was one of like the most absolute toxic places he'd ever been in his life yeah which I could have told you that I mean the owner was a scumbag yeah but he just said like people were okay with losing I'm like oh man he would have hated it in the Trismineers John Fox years well yeah I mean like just you look into a place and they're just like whatever yeah I mean well you just that whole dude their fucking stadium sucks their stadiums falling apart it has been for a long time the organization literally has a whole history built around the name the fucking Redskins and then they let this woke bullshit go and take the fucking name away and then now you're in the midst of a team that has no identity no you you want to like erase the history of the team because you can't no one is no one would be oh the the old football name that they had it's like dude how the fucking anybody go there and have any sort of confidence in like any sort of like camaraderie at all it's horseshit it's just a horseshit organization from top to bottom everything about it they got a lot of fucking they got a big fucking hill to climb well apparently Jayden Daniels is the guy from the sounds of it obviously it's from a portrait saying all the league wide is that yeah yo he's the guy he's the guy we'll see I mean yeah he's obviously a talented player you saw him at LSU last year and obviously the collegiate career yeah he's good he's good but is he the NFL caliber elite quarterback good and I feel like honestly you only have to necessarily even be it like an elite quarterback in the NFL just be above average yeah and cousins yeah and your supporting cast will carry you yeah Kirk cousins proctority like there's guys all around the league yeah honestly we're just gonna like have a segment every week and Kyle just glazes his guys because that's we always we always touch on it every week it's just it is funny we're gonna have that just like uh five minutes of and I can hold in and I'll sit here and defend every single fucking one of them it doesn't matter it's just shows that I'm impartial I don't give a fuck who's who's on what team I'm not a I'm not a hater of fun not like it's bears or anybody dude fucking Jared Goff sucks just because he's on my fucking he's in the same fucking division is me like now I'm not gonna do that I like a lot like I said I like good football I like good sports so when guys are good I like I'll give them their 100% to give them their flowers yeah that guy's legit you know you know who's not legit and I'll say this because I've been saying this the fucking Indianapolis Colts organization not legit their garbage terrible franchise been saying this the owner allegedly has an opioid problem GM obviously doesn't know how to draft so honestly I actually like looked more into that about the like them they cut their like what fifth fourth fifth and sixth fourth fifth and sixth round pick that they took this I'm sorry wrong fifth six seven fifth six seventh pick that they took this year and at first I thought it was really bad and then shocker I think it was I remember it was fucking Belichick or Michael Lombardi another Pat McAfee episode had them on and they talked about it he's like the way the draft goes now though he's like uh because of NIL and players staying in college longer the guys that are coming into the draft like not gonna be as talented as the guys are staying in college exactly more talented guys are staying in college for an extra year to chase the money so less talented players are coming up so he's like so really your fifth six seventh round picks are more like eighth ninth tenth round guys so and those guys and those guys and those guys is an eighth ninth and those guys normally get fucking that's that's regular for them to get dropped even after they were drafted so cool to suck awesome booker with a fifth round pick I didn't say that they're all shit he didn't say either but like there is a chance like now that I know I'm just gonna find any reason I possibly can this shit on an organization now because I don't think they're that bad I well again I've said this go back to think it's like our first episode yeah I had no problem with the Colts I was fine with them I you know it'd be cool to see them succeed being from Indiana and all but then I started working for my former then I'm working for now and he just like anti-chicago sports always talking shit like we got into a heated discussion at the supply house because they're having like a vendor day and the lady one of the vendors was asking him like hey what would you rather do which we're doing a giveaway would you rather go a giveaway for week one to go to Soldier Field to watch the Titans Bears or week three go to Indianapolis to watch cold spares he's like well who would want to go to Chicago I'm like what are you talking about I'm like he's like obviously Indianapolis is much is much nicer I'm like okay well yes your stadium is nicer he's like well even the city I'm like no shut the fuck up my dude indie is fucking boring Chicago is cool with even the vendor ladies like well you know what Chicago they got a zoo Indianapolis got a zoo too I'm like okay Chicago's got the history museums you got even theaters are nicer dude even the theater in Chicago is sick I'm like and then he said in another form another guy that was there for the company shows up he's like what do you think is better Indianapolis or Chicago he's like indie of course the stadium's way nicer I mean that's not the argument that's the argument the state obviously is nicer but yeah so the field is one of the worst stadiums in the league I mean obviously just you know it's at the history with just the pillars at this point but it's also the smallest stadium in the NFL for one of the biggest markets in the NFL which is a problem which going back circling back to shot at hard knocks last week they were talking about you know the stadium like being built so that's pretty cool although I don't know that I necessarily care about the chairs that much I can guess yeah it's kind of funny they tried to like make that be like look at how much they're paying attention to details yeah yeah it's a fuck about high top chairs and tables and fucking this and that like look at indy look what indy did with their fucking like box level suites they fuck those all up they're terrible yeah they're terrible they're like you can't see shit they're bad like they're just really bad spots for them but nonetheless yeah indy is a definitely a nicer stadium of course but yeah but like okay Chicago's dangerous yeah sure so is indy yeah he's loaded with bums and loaded with crime too and he's kind of fucking a much smaller scale yes so there's a lot more probably much more noticed because it's so much smaller and it's also a lot less uh shit to do like you said it's just boring like they're super dry yeah you don't like leave i can drive through downtown like five minutes the only upside to like maybe a right around indy is like right around lucas oil is the fucking net hole strip that they have yeah yeah like the area around it where like everything's walking distance you walk out of stadium you can go to village basically yeah that's a fucking dope idea like that a lot of teams do that shit so that's like an upside as opposed to soldier field but like yeah the city as a whole like yeah chicago's much nicer it's kind of fucking dope dude it is dope i love it we were talking about this last night at nozages house the fucking the city's so cool dude it is powers of saying that no soldiers like yeah i'm like i would never ever in a million years want to live there no because i would say i want like property i want land but like going to the city just every now and then it's like it's pretty nice it's so cool minus the fucking you know prices yeah that's obviously not cool that's the biggest thing that that is well you know hopefully our podcast takes off and you know prices won't be a problem and it won't matter yeah we'll have a we'll have a yacht in the play pen we'll be hanging out with you know Caleb Williams one day let me sick that would be pretty sick but that's why we 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neighbors really like this gonna be this like the next goat wide receivers gonna be like the next jerry rice what is happening like like what is all this like talk about him what is all this like fuss and fight like a fuss of autumn i don't understand yes he's good yes he's a very good prospect that has people have high hopes but he could be the greatest receiver on earth daniel jones is still in that back field yeah like that's a problem dude that's a problem i mean yeah i'm i'm in the same boat as i am on every other person coming out of college like i get some really just more pissed off of the fact that they unretired a number whose number whose number was it was from like the player from the forties that was like in their ring of hall of fame at the end and uh for the giants that's a crazy move yeah so apparently he reached out to the like that guy's family yeah asked if you know he could wear that number they obviously said yes and all this stuff i mean that's i don't know it's kind of a sick move actually like if you reach out to the family and shit and they're like yeah go ahead and he turns out to be a fucking stud they're gonna be like wow look at the honor that's bringing back we haven't seen that number on a fucking giants field in 50 years and now that that number's back out there and they're dominating just like it was before like number one is back for the giants like that's actually kind of it could turn out to be a sick move or it could be a total fucking flop yeah like complete opposite so we unretired this number for nothing yeah like this guy's absolute buns bringing absolute dis this honor or he's gonna get like traded in like two years yeah just it's like come from the team just a cedarious tony treatment yeah he's gonna be like really he's gonna be like either really they're gonna either think he's shit or he's gonna be really fucking good and be like i want out of here because the rest of the team still sucks yeah this team is still cheeks but yeah i don't know i i mean it's good luck i don't know what else to say about that what do you what do you want they're done with it once they say like you know like he said he gets traded yeah but it's like this number is now retired again it's re-retired yeah we're gonna put a fucking slash next to whoever's name it was and then put neighbors after it too like yeah it's kind of weird i don't know i just think that was like where the double zero at that point dude yeah right they can do that now yeah i i'm retiring a number for a player man it's like i just i don't know i don't know how i feel about it like i just it doesn't make any sense because the whole point of retiring a number is like that no one will ever take that position again i'm like you don't person was so great with this number like they were just one of one it yeah and also you have to it's weird because you have to play for years to prove that you're good enough to have your number retired yeah so how if you played long enough that your number got retired you were good enough it's not like someone who goes and fucking it's like michael jordan wear number 23 and then all of a sudden after all his success changed his number to 77 whatever fuck you want to say any make up a number and then he's like okay i want 77 retired like you don't you don't pick a number at the end of your career after you've done good you've done good with the same number on your whole career so like well cully brian has well two numbers yes he does but there's a reason he changed his number the first time we won't get into that hashtag not a political pod hashtag not a political pod but like it's just weird like how do you just be like i i want to be number one i'll just unretire let's just talk him into unretiring the number yeah before i prove anything and put all that fucking pressure on my side i don't know that seems our former number one the our guy who won number one yes obviously lost the starting job but he never had the starting job well they really that he didn't win it so i guess i don't know how i say never even he never what he did not end up winning the starting job they never wanted to have him win it there was never a competition like they literally said from the get-go like Russell Wilson's going to be the starter i don't think anyone ever said that because he's like even Ian Rappaport and Adam Schefter were like of course he's going to be the starting quarter they were of course everyone's like saying but like they know Russell Wilson is going to be the starter he's a Russell Wilson's a clown he's a he's a Super Bowl champ he's arguably a Hall of Famer i'd say yeah i think he should be in the Hall of Famer yeah it's just my opinion but like and you're paying they would keep them and you're paying him a million fucking dollars he's starting Justin Fields has proven that he makes a lot of fucking mistakes obviously he played on the Bears in a shit organization yeah and had a crap deal but yeah Russell Wilson's gonna be the fucking starter the only reason Justin Justin Fields was in question was because Wilson got hurt on like the second week of practice and then like when and you just like first started Justin Fields looked good and obviously yeah he does yeah but anyways Mike Talman saying that Justin Fields is still going to take snaps week one yeah of course because it's probably gonna be like design QB runs it's gonna be RPO's like either he's gonna run or dump it off it's gonna be a Taysom Hill he's gonna be Taysom Hill i could see that i feel like he'd be very good at that position absolutely you could yeah you could utilize him very well in that not it's gonna matter on their like offensive play calling on yeah because like the Saints every time Taysom Hill is in there's no question he's running the ball and somehow it works and it worked 95 of the time that's what i'm saying and if Pittsburgh can figure out a way to do the right type of play call where no matter whether they know Fields is going to run it or not he's just going to beat him with his athleticism and the design of the play yeah so it's insane it's insane they could make it work obviously Mike Tomlin big brain so one of my favorite head coaches of all time i just like he's bad yeah he's just like that old school like the last of like the old school just i don't give a fuck to play football this is what you're gonna do this like you know you know what i mean and we're gonna win yeah and we're gonna win you never had a losing season which is so crazy we don't count at 500 you know we don't talk about that but never had a losing winning percentage 500's fine yeah i mean you're average i mean yeah you've never had a fucking bad team you never had a team with three wins or four wins like it's crazy that they've never had like a bad fucking team like somehow they're always relevant um you were talking about this last night i think no we were just talking about Tony Pollard but Dalvin Cook's going to the Cowboys obviously i don't know if that's major news like in my opinion like is Dalvin Cook still the kind of running back that can produce for you or is he past that point like where he's just he's a third down back i think Dalvin Cook can definitely still produce i think he just got the short you think he's still watching for a thousand yards eh that's what i mean it would depend on the situation because like with them having Zeke and then they're that Rico Dautel like Zeke's trying to do yeah i know boy he's so out of shape with having like multiple backs like it's it's almost like the fucking situation with like the Jets like they're like okay we have our clear cut number one so let's sign a clear cut number one running back to backing up like what the fuck are you doing and then and then Cook ends up getting shafted yeah and that's why people i think are for kind of forgetting like how good he is he would very good i mean i think that was one of the problems though is like his obviously running back careers aren't that long he's definitely towards a ladder yeah ladder stages that because like last year was like again like when he went to the Jets this is the end of his prime basically like he's entering the end of his prime yeah and that got wasted but he could still have a really good year in him and i was about to say like i do think he could be a thousand yard rusher on the right team but i don't know if it's going to be Dallas with having multiple backs like they got a young guy that they want to be there like up and coming guy but then they go and sign Zeke back who's way out of his prime he's not bad he's not bad but he's not what he was he's not literally like red zone he's a red zone guy yeah and blocking in the passing game because of his size yeah obviously we've seen how he's blocking the passing game one time though that actually looked really bad when he got put out his ass that was funny yeah i mean it's honestly really rough the cobweiser really like on the bad end of a lot of bad situations because uh i was watching someone like posted a clip like never forget Dak Prescott did this with eight seconds left in the game what are you when he rushed and slid i know it's like what are you doing he's a fucking bonehead he really is he's he's talented as fuck but he's a bonehead i'll be watching him thanksgiving so i'm pretty sorry here we go here we go yeah it's so bad it did it changed everything for him and he performed very fucking well after he started doing that but yeah said here we go time to sit down and get fucking bounced the first round of the playoffs yeah fucking christ man yeah give me a break there's a lot of pressure on that team that's another reason why i think that if they've gotten themselves into the situation they're in because like they're always going to be Dak i want to well google already knows what i want to transition to though i know you're probably kind of excited at least on the edge of your seat with it i'm leaning back for the record you have chicago cubs hey we're turning it around dude yeah we're turning it around here we're actually fucking turning it around it looks good looks promising do you guys are four games over 500 i believe still 10 games back so i mean obviously not winning the division but the fucking brewers keep winning yeah but the wild card is looking like a possibility here right now yeah i was looking at that last week actually before we even went to 500 i was looking at it and i'm like mmm you guys around it's here what is it four uh twelve of your last 15 is it yeah i believe so then obviously they're playing right now they're playing the nationals right on the bottom of the second zero to zero we need we're chasing the wild card spots are the diamond backs the Padres and the Braves we're four games out of the wild card we're behind the Mets too oh well that's the the white Sox aren't doing any favors because they got beat by the Mets last night yeah they're gonna get beat again today yeah i'm also i took pita wanzo for a home run today so let's hope that happens that happened last night so he's not doing it again you might polar bear yes but yeah anyways i'll let you expand on your cubbies a bit because i don't follow them for shit because fuck them and fuck the white Sox and fuck chicago baseball speaking of the cubs are now losing one to nothing as i just checked the score are you kidding i just clicked on this yeah they basically loaded in the bottom of the second they're it's one to nothing now oh is it that just happened that's all right though uh like my google isn't even up to let's refresh this this app's really fast what app is that uh no if we shot us honestly they could take a fucking shout out because no one even knows his app exists it's so old i've had this app for like fucking ten years it's called the score oh i think i saw something on tiktok about that they didn't advertise and then on tiktok now this app's so fucking old everyone has like espn and all this shit i'm like i've had this absence since i had a fucking like uh like my iPhone that i used as an ipod like it's so crazy but uh yeah honestly i haven't been watching them recently because they just they're so fucking bad there have been fucking hard to watch all year man like i did i did watch the game where we came back against the fucking pirate zone beat the snot out of them yeah set a fucking crazy record that was sick i i looked we were just about to leave work we were literally like about to walk out the door and i checked the app and i'm like oh shit it's top of the ninth inning i'm like oh look at that it's 10 to 8 and like well cups got bases loaded we might come back so we turn the game on and then watch them score the fucking six runs in the top of nine and i was like let's fucking go dude that was sick yeah they're they're playing really good ball finally i mean it only took them three quarters of the fucking season let's let's wait until there's 25 games left just start doing anything they're all just trying to play for their fucking job next year is what it is oh yeah pretty much i mean i don't remember how your contract your contract situations are i know i don't like speaking only i don't know how long your dansby's there dansby's still there because how long was his deal wasn't it was four years yeah let's say that four years okay bellinger's still gonna be there did he get extended or is he like kind of one-year deal right now i think he was on a two-year deal okay now obviously i don't know really anything else right now i'm sorry taking care of i think seas probably still good uh pca just came up this year horner just got signed last year maybe it could be wrong i think last year and then paredis is probably good since we just got him we should you know we'll be fine so yeah you're fine you guys you have this core for a little longer yeah hopefully i don't i don't know about megalomia i wouldn't personally wouldn't mind seeing him go but that's just me um yeah i i haven't been watching baseball really much it's been so fucking hard to with like football starting now like i i really was thinking about like oh i'm gonna like i'm not gonna get sucked away from baseball but honestly like the cubs the cubs turned me off for them i stopped watching them a lot and i was just watching other teams and i was like super fucking involved in baseball but god damn it it's like ever since like hard knocks and like now in the last like three weeks dude football i've just been like football mentality and it's like fucking all of a sudden it's like cubs are doing the best they've done all year finally and i'm like oh yeah of course soon as i stop talking a little bit yeah it's like god damn it but uh yeah i'm going back i'm going back to football i don't think i thought it was really fun even we're talking about like the bears and shit and i just like old school as hell was uh that video i sent you of um that dude calling Mike he called into a show and was talking about Mike Dick uh yeah he's back in the day and he was called Mike Dick uh baby and they're just so sick and they were like they asked uh Dick uh about it in a press conference and he was like he's like you know where i'm at dude he's like so you got my address he goes you tell me where you tell me when and i'll kick your ass and i'm like that's fucking sick dude like god damn it there's just no like there's not a thing anymore no it's i mean like that was such an old school like just men were men yeah it's just like i'm just gonna whip your ass like Mike Dicko was did just didn't give a fuck no he was cool dude he was a he was an asshole but he was like revolutionary to the fact that people still to this day like i was actually considering this year like being Mike Dicko you honestly could be Dicko pretty easily you got the stash going dude he's fucking stogie have you said yeah have you so sick it's funny he's yeah he's the shit i love Mike Dicko also uh that fucking list that uh ESPN asked 103 NFL players who's the most overrated quarterback i am a prophet when it comes to that because i've been saying this Josh Allen number one Jalen hurts to a Herbert Trevor Lawrence to Sean Kyler Murray Brock Purdy and i've been saying Justin Herbert's overrated too he hasn't you could argue well he's had a bad bad coaching bad situation he still does not impress me um i think he's super fucking talented i think he's got everything it could be to be like a very very good quarterback but he hasn't done anything in my eyes and i'm like no he's elite like no he's not well people fucking suck the skin off him i'm like dude relax he's not that great he's on that cusp he's like he's one of them he's in a way from like proving that all right yeah for sure like he has the talent he's got the skill he's got the brain he's got the athleticism he's got the fucking arm and everything like is accurate everything he it's just never worked out because their team just like falls apart somehow yeah and it's not really on him either like it's not him it's it's the defense that should have been legendarily good last year they had a stacked fucking defense and their defense was one of the worst team one of the worst defenses in football so it's like that's not on him and then they had a fucking total bonehead coach like dude he was a fucking he was a total moron yeah and that fucked him over too like yeah he's just kind of gotten stiffed down there and he's had no he's had a lot of talent around him but you know when you score 30 and the other team scores 35 every fucking game you're not going to win yeah that is a problem so yeah i'm curious to see how he plays under hard ball and how much that team changes but i for sure i don't know on the overrated thing like he's he's really fucking good he's very as though dude yeah he's overrated like he's very athletic he's very good but fucking choke artist dude he yeah he is a choke artist i agree that yes he's literally like he's Aaron Rodgers of the years no i knew you i was knew you were going to say Aaron Rodgers he's not fucking Aaron Rodgers he's the choke guy no you can't blame you cannot blame a team losing on one fucking guy you can blame it if they think we're Josh Allen then you can't know you can because Josh Allen throws four fucking picks in the championship the game or fumble is the ball three times yeah sure it's fault yeah if the defense gives up 34 points but if he's giving the fucking ball to the other team Aaron Rodgers has a least intercept he's got a early quarterback mistake so every fucking quarterbacks made crucial mistakes Aaron Rodgers has made very lean he's supposed to be the go yeah Tom Brady's never made a mistake in his career you're right either neither is Dan Marino the guy who never won a fucking super goal but somehow is it one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time right yeah John Elway never made mistakes either Peyton Manning didn't break the rack for a typical bears fan typical bears fan living in the past this guy's living in the past he's trying to gaslight me but he's not shut the fuck up this is gaslight Kyle the point is is Allen is not like like Rogers didn't fucking cost his team the game by trying to run the ball and fumbling at two fucking times and then throwing two interceptions in the same game Josh Allen's done that repeatedly he does that all the fucking time dude like he fumbles or throws a pick in every big situation he does and it's like that's why it's on him because he does it's like Dak Prescott the same shit like Dak Prescott's just not he's cheeks it will Dak Prescott is good he's got the fucking arm he's got the talent and then he makes a like a league but he's got a fucking he has no brain yeah he runs he runs the ball down the middle of the field with eight seconds to go and no time out and loses the fucking game and he fat away and he throws terrible interceptions like he just means for like get the fuck out of here I think I think when he wants a contract extension they should just play that for him but no because well the problem is Jerry Jones the GM and he's like well because and the what came out this past week he's like well no one could do a better job than I can yeah I know what the fuck I'm doing the worst possible job if you're a clown yeah but anyways this is a new segment I wanted to get into with you that I was brainstorming and I didn't tell you about it because I just wanted to uh you know surprise you with it because I figured you know you'd be into it okay well first what I want to do first and foremost is before anything because I haven't gotten your opinion I want to run through the bare schedule and I want you to give me what you think their season will be what their record at the end of week 17 will be and then after that we're going to get into a new segment I want to do this every week so we're gonna have to you know obviously change up our schedule recording weekly picks yeah we're definitely gonna have to start doing two episodes a week yeah and then we'll also have the picks on X on the X page so I'll be you know again check it out on there but right now you know we'll start with this it's going to run through the schedule with you I've been a previous episode already have like my opinion out there what they'll be um but I just want to get your opinion so we'll run through this we'll just fire them off right now week one titans um I'm trying to remember what I've said because uh I had the same discussion with my buddies in a group chat like fucking weeks ago and I never screen-shotted what I wrote down a screen I screenshot it powers his answer but um yeah I can't I'm trying not to ride my hype train that I'm on because of watching hard knocks and all the bear shit I've been like soaking up in the last three weeks so I'm trying to be fair I do think we might beat the titans at home week one okay so want to know Texans I think we probably lose to the Texans okay I was with the on that uh what else are we on I can't fucking see that far then week three bears cults bears cults in indy and indy we should beat him so I say we'll win that game I guess all right week four rams are in chicago yeah we're gonna lose to the rams I see I don't think so but that's gonna that's gonna be a make or break game on our that's gonna be a big game I think the rams are that good I'm just I think the rams might be a little overhyped they're not hyped at all no one's talking about it that's a problem I feel like they're getting like puke in a cool ale though obviously the storyline right here I don't know we'll see though I just think the rams and their defense is not going to be as good because obviously Aaron Donald's gone but that's not what we're talking about right now we're talking about bears win loss yeah we're gonna lose to the rams that's okay I had that too as well though I'm saying that I did have that uh the next week panthers in chicago we'll beat them and then the jags uh I think we might we might beat the jags that's in london or in germany i believe like 90 yeah let me check this game is in germany yep so it all depends i have again i have us for a dub i'm gonna actually switch that i think the bears are gonna lose that game okay the jags have been going there for like three years in a row now they're very comfortable in london yeah they've been very comfortable with traveling fucking back and forth to europe and playing like the bears haven't done that yeah i mean the last time we did that was with matinecke matinecke showed up two days before the game so all the players are jetlagged yeah like like the jags are used to this they know how it goes like they probably have a system down now for like when they want to get there when they want to practice all that shit so the jags have an upper hand for sure okay next week bears at commanders we should win you know bears in arizona should win patriots in chicago uh we're gonna win that game i don't believe in jarad mayo whatsoever no i don't think that team is gonna be a fucking absolute their quarterback situation either yeah i don't think drape may looks that bad i think they're starting jacobie reset which is smart very sweet especially for a player like drake may who still obviously needs development but i don't like i don't no i think that was a bad hire i agree it was up yeah okay and then uh next week packers in chicago uh i think that's tough yeah i'm going to tell you i personally had this as a loss but that's just because i split them so it's obviously well we talked about this last week yeah yeah like i personally think it'd be a bigger deal even if we lost at home to the packers if we beat them in lambo if to win at lambo would be equivalent to us winning bowl fucking game it'd be just as good as us winning both games all honesty but usually because like depending on how the season goes for the bears week 17 could be a it could be our fucking super bowl yeah but anyways i think we'll beat the packers at home okay next week vikings at home uh we're gonna we're gonna lose that game that's crazy that's crazy well it's not that crazy i mean when you look at it if i think we're gonna beat the commanders cardinals patriots packers we're gonna be in a four-game winning streak we're gonna have to lose at some fucking point we're not going to just run out the rest of the year so we're losing to the packers that's what i that's what i had i had losing to the packers um let's say bears at detroit uh we're going to lose that game okay bears in san francisco that's a loss we're going to lose that game bears in minnesota we're going to lose that game that's crazy no we're not i don't know the vikings aren't going to be good uh lines at chicago we're going to win c hawks in chicago we're going to win and then obviously bears at lambo to finish it off probably going to lose yeah okay so right now you have a set let me count this up real quick one two three four five six seven eight nine i'll say nine and eight it's basically what i've been saying you're talking about how four-game winning streaks are unlikely we're on a four you have a four-game winning streak happening by the way no i didn't say it's unlikely i said we would be on a four-game winning streak if we if i was correct at some point we're going to lose we're not going to run out the season so like it's it's always those games that fuck you up like yeah same in baseball the yankies go on a eight-game winning streak and then they lose to the fucking shit-ass cardinals so the white side i mean yeah it's like it's those games so like we could beat the fucking packers will be on a real high note after beaten like a few but we're going to be playing the cardinals their shit the commanders their shit the patriots their shit if we get three wins in a row it's like damn then we get one big win against the packers like oh we beat a real team and then it's like back to reality the next week you lose to the fucking Vikings at home like where to go i get to see shit like that happening i get to i get to but yeah i've been saying that pretty much all year we're going to be either eight nine or nine and eight probably i would i do biggest has is that nine and a half yeah so if we go nine and eight honestly though and like i said we'll all be happy about it i'm happy fuck yeah because like especially if like the team just looks good especially Caleb i'm like yeah fuck yeah let's go let's go even if we went ahead if we only had seven wins again like last year and like we've talked about this the quality of the wins all that matters to me exactly yeah the quality of the even if we win nine games the quality of those nine is going to fucking matter but this is the new segment i was going i want you know talk about weekly picks with Kyle so uh i don't know how you want to do it i was thinking we could just run off basically go game by game and go based i'm thinking like the money line or spread whatever you like i'm basically not including player props yeah i see what you're saying there yeah we could just do money line spread and over under all right um i probably should have planned this better i've got it pulled up here i was just saying like a spread sheet to write it all out type it all out oh yeah yeah i probably should do that so give us one second i'll be right back all righty we're back sorry a little text with difficulty you know this is new so i had to get into it and figure it out now so no for next time be uh better prepared but anyways weekly picks with Kyle and i you know we're going to figure out mostly what he wants because he's more of the responsible gambler here i just dabble every now and then but uh yeah we'll just go off game by game then we'll finish it off with uh Kyle's pick basically his favorite of what he his parlay he's gonna throw together i think that'd be uh tailored if you want or don't completely fade him you know you know who knows do whatever you want listen for a few weeks and see how i'm doing and yeah and maybe we'll just get to the theme of just hashtag fade Kyle but yeah let's just uh we'll rip it off let's go with the Ravens and Chiefs Ravens at Kansas City Thursday night chiefs are favored by three okay obviously they're favored to win over under 46 and a half what do you get i guess you could just do money line just pick what you think okay that's what we'll do yeah that's fine that's fine um chiefs obviously actually no no no chiefs are going to start off slow because they're coming off the hang i think Ravens are actually gonna take this game i think the chiefs are going to win this one okay that's fine next next game we have is uh Packers the Eagles that one i think the Eagles will probably take that one yeah i'm very very torn on do the Eagles offense fucking stacked and they added a lot of pieces you have a thing lost a lot of people too and they're just i mean yeah the Eagles they lost their center i mean which is obviously huge lost a lot of defense too but they i'm uh i think the Eagles my uh Eagles will win okay i know i'm gonna go Packers on that one i think that's fine obviously Titans Bears i'm thinking the Bears are winning are you writing these down i just remember might you just uh fucking we'll keep them so we can keep track uh all right let's keep we'll keep track of who was who's got the better record by the end of the year that's fine w you had them at w so i put kw for that so kyle w kw yeah it's my w i obviously bears yeah bears we got both two w's for that i think you look better once you know we're done trying to do this the Steelers at Falcons is next that's going to be i mean i think the Falcons are winning that the Falcons are three-point favorites i don't think the Steelers are they're receiving course they're really weak i think uh their offensive line is going to have trouble with Atlanta's defensive line i think Philly's or Philly i think uh Atlanta's gonna win that game all right jags of dolphins i think the dolphins uh i think the jags are gonna win that game okay so i'm going to say dolphins just because that team is so talented patriots of bangles bangles that's easy i mean that's kind of no brainer easy money cards bills bills honestly i can see the cardinals coming away with that game though but just because of freak things i don't know i don't know i'm not a fan of really picking a winner there i i like the over in that game it's 48 and a half but i'm gonna we'll pick make a simple sign i'll give you the over no no we'll stick on money lines we'll just keep it simple because then that fucks up the whole thing um i think the bills are gonna win it's in buffalo yeah um panther saints saints yeah i mean that's both two shut teams though Raiders of chargers who's starting kuby for garden menshew uh yes okay chargers obviously herbert i'm going to say jim harvaugh is bringing some new energy to this that's going to be my pick i'm picking the chargers uh although the charger's receiving queries who it like quinton johnson they draft and ladd maconkey um fuck i'm trying to take it who else they got or something who the hells are running back i just looked why can't i remember this because obviously echler's gone any yeah echler's gone um man i can remember uh that's man i can't fucking remember either i'm gonna look it up yeah that's fine that's fine uh oh the how the fuck did i not remember this they got uh jk dobbins and gusts at words oh yeah and then when they just they just took the ravens yeah running back room and then uh kamani vidal who they drafted who might end up being they're starting running but i say isn't he actually supposed to be pre-deligia yeah i drafted him too in my fantasy league oh yeah uh oh it's september you know i should have been calvin god oh i just thought about this that pumpkin spice candle should have been burned in this whole time should have been anyways sorry uh we did i don't know if we maybe missed some games on there you got the texans and cults we did miss that that end of Vikings and giants hey you're reading them off to me this yeah i know that's what i'm like looking at my app and i'm like how the fuck did i miss these i went like right i went like right in order Vikings at giants uh yes okay and then and then it was uh texans at cults all right so now now we have them all in there now we got them all do you have okay let's go back to this orators and chargers who do you got uh that's also a really tough game honestly i think the i think the raiders might eke it out okay bronco is it seahawks that's gonna be fucking kind of buns in my opinion just seahawks are gonna win but yes i will agree with that commanders at bucks i'm going to take the bucks just because i'm a baker guy yeah and i think they're more talented team yeah the bucks are better team bucks are gonna win cobweys at browns that's a tough one um man is john playing week one yeah is he healthy okay is he good okay i feel like it's for me like initially my my initial reaction is browns but that's how i was but then i don't know i think the cobweys are fucking good they're still good yeah i'm i'm gonna go the browns okay i'm gonna take the fucking browns i'm just gonna fade you and go cobweys just for the sake of argument that's fine rams at lions that one's gonna be very interesting uh honestly a lot of these games i feel like is like this game is really going to show who is who these are both supposed to be like really too good to let the top teams in the nfc yeah but it's so early in the year that's kind of why it's it's like eh i mean if they lose it's like literally it's fucking week one that's fair i mean the patriots are the patriots the chiefs did lose the lions week one last year and thursday night exactly yeah that's right it's right it's right it's fair but the lines ended up being really fucking good last year but yeah sort of the chiefs obviously but uh i think i'm gonna go lions just because i'm gonna take the rams okay because the rams literally almost won last year in the fucking playoffs at detroit i'm gonna go lions just because dank campbells back he's ready to bite some kneecaps uh jets and niners i think the jones i know you're going to you because you're the glaze god uh i'm gonna go niners how am i the glaze god i glaze brock perdy dude how am i the glaze god if i'm fucking glazing brock perdy and brandon i u got such a profit and all this shit remember all that shit so how would i not be picking the niners here how would i not be picking the niners and if i was a fucking glaze so you're torn you don't even know again i think the jets are i think the jets are just gonna put together a better data lighting a lot less bullshit going outside of hasan redic just not coming to the fucking team and i don't have the mental capacity for all this gaslighting yeah hey talk shit get hit dude uh and then what the other two Vikings of giants Vikings of giants um i think the giants are gonna win they're actually underdogs at home really take the giants to win that game i think daniel jones is ass so i'm gonna take the bike ging ask this fucking both garbage i'll go with the giants i ride with you we'll do that just because uh malik neighbors in his new number you know he's got to show out uh texans of colts texans is who i got should be the texans surprisingly that um the money lines are not very far apart there no because well again everyone's riding anthony richison right now you know he's the whole league scared of anthony richardson yeah their fingers are scared from getting so rough he's touching his interceptions he's very athletic but i mean no one's really seen much from him yeah you haven't seen enough to decide if he's that fucking good or not yeah i agree i agree but again time will tell now let's get into uh class pick uh so my games that i personally liked and i know it's like these are now some of these this i also made this pick like six days ago it's fine i was doing it so it's i might vary depending on like what it looks like now but um i took the chief's money line i still had that i like that like the chief's at home there uh i got the bengals covering nine and a half points against the patriots i think that should be pretty good bet yeah i like that uh saint's money line that's pretty solid to throw in a parlay because it was minus 215 so not terrible value there uh i took the cowboys plus two and a half uh i think that game is going to be tight i i know i did just say now i think the browns are going to win but uh i do think it's going to be a tight game the line is still it still at two and a half um and then i also just to be safe took the jets plus three and a half i know obviously we just picked money line right now that's not my favorite i wouldn't necessarily like run and jump over the hills for that but i do like the jets plus three and a half in san francisco so that's that's like the five i think we're like pretty pretty solid obviously you don't have to fucking put them all together you don't have to parlay that but i i think those are solid picks yeah all right well and i was in the ride with you but i don't know if i necessarily want to know if if we're going to i like the cardinals and bills over 48 and a half i think that's gonna be probably a higher scoring game i think josh alan and kyla murray are going to be running their fucking dicks off i think they're both end up rushing for two touchdowns a lot alone throwing for one more at least marvin harris has got to show up again been super quiet all off of he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna light up the non-existent defense of the buffalo bills since i have virtually nobody left well they had a fire sale so yeah um and i personally i think the giants getting i i think the giants being underdogs at home versus the fucking Vikings i think is a really good there's a lot of value it's a plus 108 i think that's good fucking value okay the giants are not quite as bad as everybody really thinks they are and they're not always pretty bad they're not very good but you know daniel jones can play pretty solid and they're usually about a 500 team when he's playing and in all honesty two years ago they were really fucking good and everyone just forgot because he got hurt and their whole quarterback situation last year was just an absolute fucking joke yeah i mean so like people just totally wrote wrote them off like they don't have big name superstars they don't really have a lot going on obviously saquon being out of there is going to be big but um i think they'll figure out a way to win week one at home alrighty well you heard it here straight from the horse's mouth yep and keep track of it because it could be totally wrong i could be betting fucking i'll be i'll have like a fucking martine molding auto batting average here by the end of week one would be betting like 076 oh yeah that'd be awesome so i said either fade them ride with them or just sit back and watch the show sit back and enjoy and save your money yeah don't don't lose your money remember if you're gambling or a responsibly gamble of course yeah or do what you want because this is america and you can do whatever you want so yeah uh it's all i got to say on that i think that's pretty much actually everything yeah other than that uh Travis jankowski fucking walk off that he saved i think i want to talk about the white socks dude bro that shit was crazy i mean it was the catch fuck the white yeah it's a fuck that the white socks have lost 105 games already and and counting and counting and they're not doing i mean it's like nothing but that it was so crazy like that ball was hit it looked so good off the bat and then like the just the catch though yeah it's just the catch reason is a great catch i mean it's a lot of why they're just more like this important salt on the fucking wounds it's uh that fucking i mean at this point you're you should be numb yeah you should be numb to the fucking pain of that team it ain't like there's any hope there so at any point if they lose in fantastic fashion then that's almost better yeah at least something actually entertaining exactly like oh shit like yeah we almost had a walkoff and then a dude makes a miraculous catch like okay at least it's fucking entertaining yeah i think like all 68 people in the crowd we're going apeshit though too it's pretty nuts probably yeah but unless you're anything else to say we can wrap it up yeah definitely so i guess with this one is it gonna be well we could still do our typical friday episode because we could recap the chief's game yeah that we will chief's ravens the very first game of the year that'll be fucking awesome i'm really excited for that yeah we'll do that but uh let's wrap this up real quick it was uh you know it's a little later than usual it's all right though he starts to week off with some kindizer fucking in the ears baby some kindizer kindizer goodness yeah so all right yeah you know thanks for cal for so come and buy like usual to the basement to the dungeon and uh shoot the ship catch you guys on the next one yeah get outside and enjoy the nice weather