Danny and Dusty

8-30-24 Full show

Football Friday is back! Colorado survives North Dakota State. Deion Sanders is not happy with the win. Big XII showed up last night, except for the Buffs. Brandon Aiyuk gets paid. Agents name best-run NFL franchises. Worst Day on the Web: bombing an island with rodenticide to keep mice from eating albatrosses. Fun with audio. College football rivalry trophy matchup: CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND. What can we expect from Oregon State? "Or" - college foosball edition. 45 seconds on Portland State, plus other ranked matchups.

Duration:: 2h 10m
Broadcast on:: 30 Aug 2024
Audio Format:: mp3

[MUSIC PLAYING] AT&T customers switching to T-Mobile has never been easier. We'll pay off your existing phone and give you a new one free, all on America's largest 5G network. Visit T-Mobile.com/carrierfreedom to switch today. Pay off up to $650 via virtual prepaid mastercard in 15 days, free phone up to $830 via $24 monthly build credits plus tax, qualifying, porting, trade, and service on Go 5G next and credit required. Contact us before canceling entire account to continue build credits to credit, stop, and bounce in report finance agreement as do. It's time for a noon kick. Let's go back. Come on. Let's have some fun, man. This is Danny and Dusty on football Friday. You got to see it. You got to see it. Grought to you by the Odyssey app. Download the Odyssey app, follow 1080 the fan, and enable push notifications to get the latest on the ducks, beavers, blazers, and more. Danny and Dusty on Odyssey and 1080 the fan. Good afternoon. Welcome in. Happy football Friday. Yes. We have made it. Would you like to tell our listeners what was just happening there? No. So excited. I heard football Friday open. Oh, buddy. My mic stand isn't nearly as excited as we are. Let's go. How great is this feeling? How great is it? We are back, baby. I do love it. Football Friday, you got week one of college. Football got underway last night. You got zero week for those who celebrate the high school football season starting tonight with some high school football games around the state. It just feels America. Is banks in action tonight? No, we got to Jambaroo. Oh, OK. We're Jambarooin. There we go. We're heading down to Dayton. Ooh. Yeah, Oregon, not Ohio. I figured as much. Yeah, not making that flight. It's a long drive. Yeah. A lot of time on a bus. Yeah, I don't do that. No. I'll meet you guys there. See you there. Yeah, I got the pirates of Dayton. Excellent. Dante Rosario. Ooh. A Dayton pirate. Here we go. I think. You think? That sounds right. Sure, in my mind. The feels right. I think I'm right on that. Dayton Pirates? Yeah. Well, no, Dante Rosario being a Dayton pirate. Other than that, I do. I heard it sounds like some of you tell your kids not to do. Dayton High School. Yeah, I don't think I could name another person or thing in Dayton, Oregon. Boy, you want to feel old? Yeah. Dante Rosario, 39 years old. Yeah, well, actually, you know that sounds about right. Graduated high school the same year. Oh, same age? Oh, he's a week younger than me. Yeah. October 25th. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. All right, so I'm old. Yeah, there you go. Now, you are old. Yes. You are old. Yeah, that's about that. Let's not let our age, Sully. It's a football Friday. And we should all feel good, you know? Russ said it in my year. Happy football Friday to all that celebrate right before this show started. And that got me to a level of excitement. I'm not ashamed to admit. All right, it's a level of excitement you can't do on the radio. I am so excited for football season to be back. We are one sleep away from both the ducks and beaves getting their seasons underway, the cougs and the dogs as well. We are ready. And we are back in America is a happy place right now. So happy, so happy. We can put we could put aside all of our differences. And it's not Festivus anymore. It's not the airing of the grievances. It's time to come together. And truly overreact to every little thing that happens to your program. For the next four months, we get this. And for some, you get like six months of overreaction. And that's great. That's great. But we can come together and find hatred in our rivals, right? Isn't that what happens at this point? I do love it. Yeah, like even the Pac-12 network is-- I didn't even know that Pac-12 network Twitter account was still active. Yeah, somebody still logged in there. They got it. They got it. And they-- whoa, buddy, they threw some shade at the Big Ten today. It's fantastic. So Big Ten network, they give an update. And this is notable to all of those that are out there. Four hours ago. College football is back. However, some Comcast Xfinity customers will miss the Big Ten season debut for Oregon and Washington. We encourage fans to call 1-800 Comcast or go to allbigbtngames.com. All BTN Games sounds like-- that sounds like you might get a virus going to that website. But they sure you. It definitely sounds like an off-shore account. To which the Pac-12 network quote tweeted, Jerry Seinfeld, yikes. Well, good luck with all that. And then slowly standing up and backing away from his couch. Good luck with all that. And look, it's fitting on so many levels, right? You want to go, and the TV deal wasn't good enough. I don't think Oregon and Washington as universities, yeah, sure, they're a little perturbed that it's not on Comcast and Xfinity. Yeah, but the money is pretty good still. The money is still going to be there. That's not going to be affected moving forward. Yeah, not that. But Cougs and B-fans, they love this. Gotta find something to do. They love every second of this. And it's a great tweet coming from a network that-- look, big reason why it doesn't exist anymore is because they couldn't get it on direct TV. So they know this game. They've been here to this game. They've done this before. Didn't go well for them, not one bit. But they're throwing their shade where they can. Look, at least now, at least now the Pac-12 has a backbone because they didn't for the longest time. No, seriously. Like now is when the Pac-12 is going to get their backbone and they're going to stand up. It would have been helpful a decade ago. I am 100% in favor of throwing shade. Yes, you are. I don't know if you're already six feet deep. You can throw shade at a dead guy. No, I mean, look, the Pac-2 is already six feet deep. And they're gone. Doesn't mean you can't-- bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. Can't let it-- look, you got to let that thing go. It was going to keep on shooting. Yeah, keep on shooting. Look, shoot a shoot, man. All right. I'm full D on waiters in with a sense of throwing shade. I'd rather go 0 for 35 because it means if you went 0 for 9 means you stop hating. Yeah, my go-to still is the greatest black hole in blazer history, Von Wafer. You know, if you want to bring it back local, D on waiters is a good one. Von Wafer, that guy. I don't know who has the highest shot volume per minute in the NBA's history. We can look that up, right? I did a blazer's related black hole index. Oh, that's the content people want. 20, 16, 2015, this is almost 10 years ago. And I was trying to communicate that being a black hole is not necessarily a bad thing. Kobe Bryant is one of the highest rated black holes ever. Ballstopper, I mean, that's what he was. But I was using it as a reflection of West Matthews. I was like, West Matthews just chucks shots. He doesn't really-- his assist rate is incredibly low. It's like, yes, but that's because it's by design. The design was if West Matthews is open, that's good. Because West Matthews takes and makes threes and layups. But his black hole index, which was-- I think I did it touches or touches, dribbles, shots-- or it was like a formula that I had to go all the way through this. But basically, it was like, how much do you monopolize the ball? And his dribble total was incredibly low. But his shots per touch was astronomically high. Basically, if the ball ended up with West, run back on defense. But Von Waver had the high shot total, but also very high dribble total. OK. But I don't know what you're talking about. My skin is curling. It's a football Friday. And we just basketballed on a football Friday. We did. I see what you did. I see what you did. I know what you're doing. I know what you're doing. That was interesting, though. I like that. I actually have thought about bringing that back. We should have the black hole index. It's fun to do that to overlay that over the entire NBA. Every now and then to get an idea of stylistically, this is what this looks like. OK. All right. Wow, good luck. We've got a football again. But before we get to football, the Vancouver Ford Tech sign makes a great point. I can't unsee it now. 5038646326, Bob Ross is in the house. You are not wearing a hat today. No, I'm debuting the lettuce. You do look like Bob Ross. No. You look like Wario Bob Ross. Nobody believes you. And when I say that the hair is naturally curly-- You look like Rob Haas, which is different than Bob Ross. But at the same time, the goatee, as opposed to the beard, it makes you look like evil Bob Ross. Yep. So I'm going for it. Which is also completely on brand for you right now, because instead of making happy little trees, you don't make happy little trees. You are making your blood-- Happy little murder spots. Your blood splatter. Your blood splatter videos there. I have a lot of hate in my heart. It's like it's not the soothing music of Bob Ross when you're painting. It's metal. Wario. No, it's this song. We know it's this. Oh, no, I thought Bob Ross is sitting there. I paid my numbers as metal, baby. Yeah. Perfect, perfect. But we have unveiled the hair. It is. It's out in all of its glory. It is incredibly long. Ooh, buddy. For where is that right now? But it's going to get longer. Yeah. It's a thing. Yeah, it's going to get longer. OK. A lot longer. I've got a lot of weight to lose. I don't know what this is going to look like as we move on. I don't know if you should straighten it or curl it even more. Or, yeah, like it's like my life. Like really lean into the Bob Ross from. Super curly. So this is like literally out of the shower. Don't do anything to it. Yeah, we can tell. Put it down. Well, I drove the window down or window down today. So it kind of got ruffled up a little bit on the way in. Boy, I like it, but we should keep it. We're going to go down. We're going to go down this road. Let's go. When it gets longer, it's going Barry Melrose. Oh, you're going to slick it back. It's going to slick it back. Now we're talking. Yeah. So now we'll have the curls at the end like Barry. OK. But it's if I pull it back right now, it's not quite long enough. Yeah, like it's it's it's P1B Rod is right. He's watching on the YouTube YouTube.com/1080am the fan. You can see what we're talking about. It looks like a wig. Like like one that you get hot because it sits up so high. Not like one. They're voluminous curls. Halloween day at the spirit Halloween store, where it's like all the good wigs have been picked through. Wow. We got this one left. We're just going to throw this one on top. It's just very I very voluminous curls. Sure. You do. You really do. It's like you really do. It's a joke, but in all seriousness, it's saying my hair is stupidly curly. Yeah, well, it really is. It really is. So you you got the hair YouTube.com/1080am the fan. You can see it for yourself right there. He's not going bald. This isn't a rug. This is Danny's real hair. He's been growing this for a while. And I can't wait for the Barry Melrose look. Yeah, like that is when we are going to get. I think we're probably about two months away from that. I think it'll be a bit of probably a inch longer. I think we're probably a couple more weeks of hiding it under the hat. Yeah. And then but this was a good reveal. We brought the hat. You brought it, but you just know we're no, no, no, no, no, no. Commit to the bit today. But then we can cover it back up and then we can go in stages. Russ, go ahead, grab a screenshot of this, this hair that he has. And then what we can do is we can have the progression of Danny's flow over time. And I think this is our good starting point because when you come back with the Barry Melrose look, I think the people are going to lose their ass and it's going to be fantastic. Oh, when I look this thing back, I'm almost planning on it. It gets you a pomade endorsement. Oh, yeah. When it comes and it's going to be wet. Yeah. I'm a judging by the growth. It's like a little bit more than a half inch a month. By the time basketball season runs around, like the home opener, it's going to be slick back time. Sweet. That's about six weeks away. I love it. I love it. All right, it is football Friday. We got a lot of football that we got to get to today. Ducks and beeps get their season underway this weekend. We'll dive into that. We got a new contract in the NFL. And I think we know who is that fault in the long standoff that happened in the Bay Area. We have got our championship of the best rivalry trophy in college football. And Danny's none too happy about who's going to be in the finals, too. But we will have our championship round. We will go in. I've been doing a little research, a little digging, a little digging on both of the trophies. We will give a little bit more background and a refresher, coming up at the two o'clock hour. But between now and then, we got football. We have so much football. But before we get to that, I have to just put this thought in the air. You're non-footballing. I am, OK? Because once we get into it, I'm not going to be able to touch this. Did you know with the Paralympics going on that there is wheelchair rugby? No, that sounds like the most chaotic sport on the face of the planet. And I just had to put that out there to the little seed that go into everyone's brain. Well, on that note, there is a video that's going around of wheelchair table tennis. And there's the South Korean fella. Uh-huh, with the arms. No, no, no, no. There's a South Korean fella. And all he does, he just has this incredible touch, where he just always puts it right on the other side of the net. So the other guy literally can't reach his paddle far enough. Oh, no. And it's a collage of just point after point, after point, after point, after point. The dude just racks up where he's just lobbing it up in the air. And the ball just kind of goes bloop, bloop, right on the other side of the net. And the other guy's just kind of looking at him like, really? Well, there's a guy that's playing right now. Also, there's another video of a guy playing with no arms. He picks the ball up with his toes, throws it up in the air, and hits the paddle with his teeth. Incredible. Incredible. So how would that guy get to-- Yeah, like this dude is just like, it's amazing because like, it feels like it's like I've just hit him hard at him, right? Hit him hard, hit him hard. No, he finds a way to just get his paddle right underneath it. It's-- Doesn't that feel a little twisted? Well, yeah. Right, like, I mean, it's one of those things like, we can't do it because that'd be really mean. But because he's-- Yeah. The handicap he can? Is that how that works? Yeah, video is going around. And I was just watching and going, oh my gosh. I'm so confused. On one side, I'm like, in awe of what he's able to do with his paddle and make sure that the ball every single time just barely goes over the net. But on the other time, I'm like, that-- Is that the spirit? Oh, yeah, it's the time. Like, it feels like-- It feels a little sadistic. It doesn't feel that way. And look, and I know sadistic. Yeah. Yes, you do. We know that. Well-established. Well-established. All right. OK. Well, good, good, Pivot. I'm glad we got that in. See, I just wanted to-- I want to work that in there. Yeah, yeah. All right. Where we got to start, it shouldn't feel good because it wasn't good. Danny and Dusty on the fan. [MUSIC PLAYING] Shotgun snap, taken by Shuler with throws at the right side. Travis had to reach his up. It exists, spectacular crab. Touchdown, touchdown Colorado. He's an alien. He's a freak. He's a mutant. He's the best player in college football. And the buffalos take a 10-point lead 30 to 20. Oh, Mark Johnson on the call, Learfield Sports, Buffs Radio Network. That guy's got the best pipes around. Yes. Thank you. He's got a voice made for radio. And he is exactly like you would think he looks. He wears a cowboy hat everywhere he goes. So he's not-- He's not Noah Eagle. Belt buckle. He is a mountain of a man. He wears like the-- He's Rick from Anchorman. The tweet-- no, he's Champ Kind. Or Champ. Champ Kind. And he wears that same jacket. He wears like the Western suit jacket. And he's the nicest guy ever. With the patches. He's the nicest guy ever. Or is it the tassels and dumb and dumber and dumber? No, no, no, don't know. That's summer. No, he's not a fancy lad. He is a rancher. He's a workman. And I think he does. He lives on a ranch. I mean, if you live in Colorado, it's-- Yeah. Yeah. My aunt lived there for 20 years, 20, 30 years. Oh, all right. They had their own ranch out there. It's kind of like if you don't live in the city, you live on a ranch. But what a great call for Travis Hunter, because that Heisman campaign you asked yesterday is it the start of the Heisman campaign for Travis Hunter? Absolutely. Was that the catch in the in zone or were he getting interfered with? Or was that the egregious push off? Which one was that? That was the interference catch in the in zone. Where he got pushed. He is absolutely electric. It's like 70 bleeping snaps last night. He missed two plays. Unreal. 129 snaps. Two plays in the entire game. Now, talking to sports performance people last year, the big question was-- Can he hold up? Will his body be able to hold up? And can he play for a full season doing this? And you saw it was a cheap shot against Colorado State, all right, where he got hurt. But when you play that many snaps, it doesn't matter. You're going to be exposed to cheap shots. You're going to be exposed to wear and tear throughout the course of the season. I don't know if he can. But what we do know is that even in limited run, the guy we saw it with Charles Woodson, right? Charles Woodson was a defensive back, a return man, and very limited offensively. He got a few offensive snaps in, though, throughout the course of the season. The fact that Travis Hunter goes off for 132 yards, seven catches and three touchdowns. Even at the beginning of the year, even against an FCS opponent, that right there, if he can hold up and he can play even 10, if he can play 10 games this year, he probably is a Heisman Trophy winner because he is really damn good. He is a game breaker. I also have been saying this for a really long time. Travis Hunter is a better receiver than he is a corner. I watch him and everybody's like, oh, he's going to be CB1. He's a better receiver than he is in a corner. He's a, what makes him effective is a corner as his ball skills. He is a yes. That's what makes, it's not, he doesn't want to tackle. He's not a, well, neither did his coach. (laughs) But fair, he's not a tactician. No. Technically, he is not very sound as a defensive back. It's that he's tall, long, rangey, and he's got crazy good balls. But he can make up for being out of position with his sheer athleticism, which I don't think you're going to get away with when you get to the NFL. We've seen against really good receivers in college. He can't get away with it then. But the crazy ball skills too, and being able to play defensive back like a court, like a receiver and go and high point the ball too, that is where he is different in that regard. He's a better receiver though. No, he's, he is, I mean, that catch in the end zone was incredible. Bonkers. I mean, he had no business making that catch. No. The raw talent is unreal. And I don't know if he's going to be a world changing Justin Jefferson type wide receiver, but if you told me he ended up being it, yeah, I wouldn't bet against it. No. You know what I mean? Like, even though he's not the most, again, tactical or the most precise, he is so overwhelming as an athlete with his size and his catch radius and his hands are otherworldly. He's really good. Like it's, it, it really is. And, but the problem is for Colorado, they needed every last ounce of that to remotely play with North Dakota State. A Colorado is not a good football team. They're going to get smoked this year. If you look at what, I don't know, Kansas did the Lindenwood and look, North Dakota State is an elite FCS program. They are very good. Six of their last seven against FBS schools. Okay, but you look at what Kansas did. You look at what Utah did. And by the way, cameraizing is back. Did you see that first touchdown throw? Well, his first half, he played a half a football, went 10 of 15, 254 yards and five touchdowns. That first throw was, oh, and that was, that was the, hey, isn't he's fine. And this is the difference though, between, and look, Colorado offensively, they are improved. They are better than what they were a year ago. But here's the deal with, their defense still is not very good. But they, their defense still is not very good. When you look at the fact that, you know, North Dakota State piled up damn near 300 yards through the air, 157 on the ground. You look at that and you're like, all right. Yeah, they're going to be in for, they're going to have some problems when they get into big 12 play. The biggest difference here in like, North Dakota State being in a great FCS program is that Colorado in everything that, you know, that's not Louis that he brought in last year, Dion. It's not Louis that he brought in this year either. They are not very well coached. Why in the world they were throwing the ball late in the game is with a minute 41 to go. Beyond me and your opponent has a timeout, except for the fact that you wanted to pad Shador stats. And there was a thought in that coaching staff that if we don't pick, if we don't run out the clock offensively, we are going to lose this game defensively. And you saw it at the end of the game with, they got the ball with a minute to a minute and a half to go. Wait, wait, it was less than a minute to go. It was like 30 some seconds on the last drive that they had, wasn't it? North Dakota State. Yeah, they had the ball for 31 seconds and they got down to the four yard line. They made 88 yards on six plays in 31 seconds, 31 seconds. Colorado is not deep. They get gashed in the secondary. That is a problem. And this is why it's such a huge problem is that the FCS, even though North Dakota State is an elite FCS program, you have 22 fewer scholarship players available for you. 22 in that fourth quarter, if you're the team that's melting down in the fourth quarter, that tells you all you need to know about what is going to happen when they play another team that has 85 scholarship players. North Dakota State sat there and watched the Colorado State film from last year and said, "Hey, those mesh concepts, "those worked really well. "Why did other teams stop doing that?" And then what did they do? Every single big gash play. Well, everybody kept doing it to them after that Colorado State game. The idea of like, this was gonna be different. And they just said, "We're gonna keep doing that too." And every single big gash play was a drag and then turned up field at 45. And who's the receiver for North Dakota State? Number one, was that Henderson? Yeah, that was Henderson. If he had one more gear, like if he had the true elite FBS, let's say he's Travis Hunter. If that's an FBS, let's say it's Evan Stewart or Tess Johnson or Drew and Dickey, somebody would just elite, top end, no BS, FBS speed. Those are touchdowns. Like he got caught just barely a couple of different times on five, seven yard drag routes, nothing. Just mesh concepts over and over and over and over and over and over and over and you're sitting there going. They're breaking massive. Whether they throw the ball 24 total times and they got 300 yards. And that was, if you looked at that final drive, they got down to the four yard line and this is another, hey, come on guys, are you playing for yourself or are you a well-coached team that is listening and playing to win? They didn't bat the ball down on a Hail Mary. You had four defenders around two and North Dakota State came down with the ball because they didn't bat the ball down, got to the four yard line. They got gushed in the middle of the field and North Dakota State just with 31 seconds, they didn't have enough time. They didn't have enough time. They would have, if there's a minute to go in that game, North Dakota State wins that game. It's without a doubt in my mind and that's why they were throwing the football but it also was to the detriment of if you run the ball and if you are a good team, they never get the ball back. In the fourth quarter, you can run the ball against it, even an elite FCS opponent and say, we are going to pick up a first down. We are going to continue to move the ball down the field but the reality is Colorado's offensive line is still not that good. They went to, all right, Shadur, Travis, Jimmy Horn Jr, you guys save us. This is the path that we have to do to win this game and they got just enough time off the clock to where they were able to punt. They're punters good. Punters really good. - Shadur Sanders got rid of the ball quicker. - He sure did, except for the last play. Boy, that's a tough pill to swallow for North Dakota State too. - Under throwing it by five yards and getting it beyond. - You get a ton of pressure on Shadur Sanders. It's third down and eight. In that point, it was third down and eight with a minute 52 to go and Colorado's on their own 27-yard line. - They got a punt there. - You would have to punt the football. You would have saved North Dakota State timeouts. You forced Shadur to scramble around and look, he is elusive. He's not fast. He's not a runner, right? But he is elusive enough, creates enough time. He scrambles for 10 seconds and a wildly under thrown ball draws a pass interference which it was a pass interference, right? DV didn't turn around and look, but the ball was under thrown. If that's such a tough pill to swallow. - I want that call changed. - Is that if the ball is that far under thrown? - If it's egregiously, again, it's uncatchable and it was like, oh, then it becomes subjective. I'm like, it's like the Supreme Court. You know porn when you see it. - Yeah, that's the same thing. You know there's a zero percent chance that anybody's getting that ball. - Yeah, I think the receiver could have gotten it if nobody was there. - Yes. - But, I mean, the DB was in a trail position. He's like, his thought in his mind is I need to catch up to this guy. - The ball of the top. - Who's been scrambling around for, the ball was, I think the play was nine seconds long. It literally was nine seconds long. Being in coverage for nine seconds is insanely tough to do. You know, it's like three and a half seconds is about your max when you're chasing a guy around. And he was in recovery mode saying, I don't want to get beat over the top. And then it was, I mean, that ball was five, yards under thrown. Receiver could have come back if nobody was there. I agree though. I would like to see it go away. But as the rules are, that was PI. They get bailed out on that because of the scramble, the under throw. And it's just like, oh my goodness. That's tough for North Dakota State. But at the same time, Colorado wins that game. And Coach Prime was done too happy about it. Here with Coach Prime had to say after Russ was sports center. ♪ So hit the road and made it ♪ - All right, buffs escape Colorado, North Dakota State, the bison, 31-26. And Dion Sanders after the game. - You ever felt like you won, but you didn't win. But I'm thankful I'm happy we got to W. I think 31 NFL scouts are on hand tonight. And I think they saw what they came to see. So let's move on from there. I'm gonna try my best to hold back my anger, but we got to W, so I'm happy. - 31 NFL scouts, that's what he's concerned about. - Are you surprised? - No, no. But if they continue to try to pad Shador's stats, and I don't think they're gonna have this problem because I feel like they're gonna run in the same problem in the big 12 play as they did. - They're not through the ball 'cause they're down all the time. - They are going to throw the ball all the time. But that's not the way. Right now, they just, and we talked about this like with the Hail Mary, we talk about this situationally, they are kind of a mess when it comes to how they're coached. - Kind of? - Well, I say kind of because their scheme is really good for three players. But it is very individualistic style of play calling in the way that they operate. And you can see that with the way that North Dakota State broken assignments leading to big plays, all of those crossing routes and communication, right? There's a lot of guys just looking out for them when you watch them play. And I've said this several times, like, I want, I want one of these guys who's going against the grain to come out the other side and win. Whether it's Dabo who's refusing to use the portal or it's Dion who is using the portal at every turn. Like, is somebody going against the grain? I think it's good for every sport, right? - That's like why Chip Kelly was so fun. Mike Leach was so fun. Paul Johnson in his stupid offense, running the triple option at Georgia Tech. All those things were fun because it was so different from anything that you see. - The instigators. - Yes, the disruptors that you see in any sport, they're fun and Steph Curry in basketball, shooting three is extending out the three-point line. Damian Loward shooting from the logo and becoming commonplace. Like, we love these sorts of things. A knuckleball pitcher in baseball, you're like, how does this guy do it? - Why is the ball dancing like a butterfly? - Yeah, anybody that bucks the trend is fun to watch and follow. But it's becoming more and more apparent that it's not gonna work at Colorado. And Rufio on the YouTube chat brings up a pretty decent point because I counted three plays. That were pretty egregious. And there may have been more than three. Rufio says Colorado earned the win. Can we admit that Shiloh Sanders is a dirty player and it's been enabled by Prime. Going back to spring ball where football, Colorado football posted the late hit in that indoor practice. There were three plays last night where you just go, how are you doing? - Any other player would have had their but yanked off the field and not played again. There was one where he runs a guy, a North Dakota state player, out of bounds. The guy, he throws him onto the bench and then pins him back against the bench after the play is over and he's out of bounds. Another one, he runs a guy. Colorado has very narrow sidelines there, not a lot of room between the stands and the sideline. Throws him into the padding against the wall. Another one where he got a flag for a late hit, receivers blatantly going out of bounds, takes step and a half out of bounds, boom, lights him up on the sideline. Shiloh is a dirty player. - Yeah, the only play that I can think of that's more egregious is the one I tweeted out earlier from the BC game, I think it was from last year. Did you, when somebody wanted to know the definition of targeting, did you see this one? The full launch. - Oh yeah, launch helmet to helmet right in the ear hole. That's the only thing I think I've seen in a recent memory I was like, yeah, I know, that's intentionally dirty. I do have, again, a little bit of a squirrel moment when it comes to dirty plays. Did you see the North Carolina running back? That trucked the woman on the sideline last night? - No, I didn't see that part. I tried to stay away from that game, it was so disgusting. - That game, that game Thursday, not college football, it's so hard. - I don't know what was on that ball, but-- - Oh my God. - They fumbled that ball more than, like it was North Carolina fumble, Minnesota fumble. Minnesota gets a ball back. They get a big play down the field, receiver gets hit, ball pops out, hits the turf, bounces right into the chest plate of a Minnesota player, takes off running down the field. It was so drunk, but the one thing that didn't happen, you know what didn't happen last night, no points in the curd quarter for Minnesota. Third quarter is member, that's the Culver's cheese curd quarter. No points for Minnesota, they got zero points in the curd quarter. The third curd quarter. - Turd quarter. - It was, that game was absolutely disgusting. - It wasn't drunk, it was like hungover, but yeah, it's not necessarily dirty, but it got me thinking, why are you going 30 feet out of bounds at full speed and running over a woman on the sideline? - The hardest slow down, you don't wanna pull a hand. - Yeah, this is like dusty, like 30 feet deep. - I mean, this was not a... - Maybe he wanted to apologize to her later. - And he's, it looked like Derek Henry hitting that guy on the sideline. - Yeah. - It was that bad. It was like, oh, sweet Jesus, what was that? - She gone. - Well, North Carolina won that game, 1917. - Because Kick or Suck. - If anybody should have deserved it win that game. It was the first road win for North Carolina. - We've seen 9/2. - In an opener since 1992 when Mac Brown was the coach of North Carolina. - The first time in 1992, it was 32 years ago. - No one on that team was within a damn near a decade of being born. - No, that's so nuts. - Somebody playing on that team, their father probably played for North Carolina that season. - Oh God, you're right. - Yeah, their dad probably played on that team and there's gotta be somebody, you know. - You think, right? - That's wild. But that game was not good. But also let's circle back to Colorado and North Dakota State because Colorado is gonna run into problems when they get into big 12 play. And like look no further, again, North Dakota State is an elite, elite FCS opponent. And this was when we discussed this on Tuesday, there was nothing, like we weren't gonna learn anything about Colorado when they won, right? - No, I thought that. But if they lost, we were gonna be like, "Oh boy." That game sure felt like a loss and when you hear Dion after the game, he was like, "Dye, I am." - Look, it's gonna go up on the records as a win. They lost that game. You went, we were talking about this yesterday. When that point spread got bad at the double digits, I basically salivated. I was like, "There's no freaking way." - It was in question? - No, Colorado did have a 10-point lead. - 11-point lead. - Yeah, again, I watched, so I was stuck in traffic for an hour and a half and I just turned my phone sideways, my little cell phone holds through last night as I was making my drive. And I watched the first half of my cell phone in the car and all I watched was North Dakota State gash, Colorado, play after play after play. And when all of a sudden the trenches are FBS level, well, they made their ground up in the second half. And that is where that's the difference between 85 scholarships and 63 scholarships. It is when you can start cycling more guys through. And then you saw in the third quarter, it meant a whole hell of a lot to Colorado because North Dakota State, you ride that wave, this is your Super Bowl, you have that momentum, you play really hard, you are very good in your starting 11 on both sides. And then depth starts taking over little by little, slowly but surely. But then we saw Colorado absolutely melt down in the fourth quarter, like they got tired and they were the ones that were clinging to life at the end of the game. That's the discouraging part if you're Colorado fan. Colorado is not gonna make their run this year. I mean, it's gonna be a very-- - Do they win more, is the over on the line three and a half now? - I don't know what it was. - No, no, no, I'm saying in your head. - In my mind, I think you're-- - Let's play the game. - I think you're gonna be, I think you're gonna be a little bit, wow. - Let's play the game, let's play the game real quick. We've got a second. - Vegas has it at five and a half. Okay, and we'll get to that later in Oa. - Oa. - Okay, Nebraska win a loss. - No, they got to go on the road. - Yeah, it's a loss, Colorado State win. Okay, Baylor, probably a loss. - Okay, Central Florida. - On the road in late September, still gonna be hot. That's a toss-up game, that's a toss-up game. - What we'll give it to him, what we'll give it to him, it's two, Kansas State loss. - Loss. - Arizona loss. - Since an Addie, probably a loss. - Probably a loss. - You wanna give it to him? - I'll give it to him. - Okay. - Don't feel comfortable about it. - Texas Tech, in Lubbock. - Loss. - Utah loss, Kansas loss, Oklahoma State loss. - Yeah, we're not there. - Four wins. - We're not there. - So three and a half is the line, it's 'cause we have two toss-ups in there. - Yep. I mean, well, if Cam rising is healthy, it's a loss. All bets are off if he is healthy, if he's hurting. - Even if he's hurt, I think. - Yeah, I don't know, it's tough. And if you look at it, so North Dakota State, preseason number two ranked team in the country in the FCS, really good. Did you see what Sac State, the top 10 ranked team in the FCS did yesterday? - Did it the same as they state, right? - Yeah, they lost 42 to 24. - Yeah, man, I mean, North Dakota State's far better than Sac State, but Colorado should be far better than San Jose State do though. - Yeah, I mean, was it Rutgers struggled early on and then they pulled away? - Yeah. - No North Carolina State. - Yeah, North Carolina State had to score 21 on answer in the fourth quarter. - But it also looked like they got their S together. - I am selling all my stock on the ACC. - Oh, it's the worst conference in football right now of the power five, so it's not close. - What they did is exactly what you would expect an FBS team that is competent in a bowl caliber team to do. They scored rifle off 21 straight in the fourth quarter in win by double digits. They won by 17 points, right? That's what you do because you have 85 scholarship players, you are a well coached team, you will wear them down, you will make adjustments, and you will win the football. - And it was, they ran the ball, ran the ball, ran the ball, ran the ball. - Ooh, would you say? - Run the ball. - Mm, that's what they did. - Yes. - That's what they did. - He came to life in that second half, and he just, he had one where he was wrapped up and was on the, in the red zone, I think it was like the six or seven yard line. He got hit I think six times on the way to the end zone, and he just drugged bodies, and I was like, good, Lord, okay. - All right, football's back, baby. - Here we go, more college football next on the fan. - Talk to you. - All right, one last big 12th note. - Big 12, showed up last night. - Kansas, baby. - This, according to Reddit, the CFE. Big 12 teams that aren't Colorado outscored their opponents 154 to six in the opening night. - Kansas, Kansas turned up last night. - In the opening night of week one of college football, there were some routes, and they did play the toughest team. It should be noted. - Number 12 Utah, mopped the floor at Southern Utah. 49-0 again, cameraizing 254 yards, five touchdowns on 10 of 15 passing in the first half. Number 22, Kansas beat Lindenwood 48 to three. Central Florida beat New Hampshire 57 to three. So, and then Colorado beat North Dakota State 31-26. - Great. - You just need to stop scheduling North Dakota State. Can we do that? Can we? - Well, I mean-- - Actually, these are fun for me, but if I'm a fan, I'm like-- - Well, it's like the teams that after App State beat Michigan. It was like, it was like, do not. I remember nobody played them for like six or seven years. - Yeah. - They're like, no, not a chance in hell. - Yep, and it should be noted, the North Dakota State Bison will be going to Eugene, Oregon, in 2028. - Hmm, hmm. - All right. - Did you see what Arkansas did Arkansas Pine Bluff? - No. - 10 straight touchdown drives, 70 to nothing. 10 straight, FBS record. - Is that-- - 10 straight. - Is that good? Is that good? - Look, again, Arkansas Pine Bluff, but that quarterback they got, Taylor Greene, he is fun. - Yeah, he is fun. - He is, he's a transfer, is he the central? No, no, their quarterback transferred to central Florida. - Yeah, KJ, Dustin. - Yeah, where did, where did, where did that guy come from? I mean, I just assume everybody has come from the portal at some point, you know? The portal giveth. The portal takeeth. - Boy, he's taken, yeah, he was the, he was that-- - Boy, he sees. - I think he was the four star they had. - That's right, that's right. Wow, hold on, so I'm looking back, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Ooh, 10. Because when you said 10 straight drives, I was like, well, I think I remember that from Oregon. Oregon had 11 straight scoring drives in there, 81 to seven went over a Portland State, nine straight touchdowns, a field goal, and then another touchdown. - 10 straight touchdowns, FPS record. - Gosh. - They went bonkers. - That's nuts. Well, that's playing an FCS opponent, that's not very good. - That's how you're supposed to do it. - Yeah, well, North Dakota State is really good though. - Yeah, it's true. - I love that they refuse to go to FPS though. They're like, no, we're happy where we are. - Be the, it is entirely fine to be the biggest fish in the small pond. - Yeah. - It is entirely fine. - Just like that tweet that North Dakota State fan throughout what's the difference between the Buffalo and the Bison, 16 and a half national championships. - Did you see Colorado's response? - Did they ever have? - Yeah, did you see Colorado's response? - No. - They said also the difference between the Bison and Buffalo, and they put up a picture of each one of them and said 1-0-0-1, and I was like, "Guys, just sit this one out." And then rightfully they're getting murdered on social media. - What are you doing? - What are you doing? - That's not good. - No, that's not good. - No. - You know that was Deon's idea too. - Oh, well no, no, I mean-- - It was his oldest son. - It's his son. - His oldest son runs all their socials. - Yeah, that's right. - Oh, yeah, that's not good. - Yeah, not great, Bob. All right, we start hour number two. 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But where we gotta start, hour number two, the saga has finally come to a close. ♪ Womp, womp, womp, womp ♪ The San Francisco 49ers and Brandon Iyuk have agreed to a long-term extension, a four-year, $120 million contract that will keep him in the Bay Area through the 2028 season. - All right. - Hey, 76 million are guaranteed, 47 million to be paid to Iyuk before April Fool's Day 2025. - How great would that be if John Lynch is like, gotcha, not gonna pay ya, not get it. - Not gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent. But Iyuk gets his money. Now, on the surface, it seems like it is a four-year, $120 million deal, which I'm no math major, but that is $30 million a year. But when you go to the fact that $76 million of that is what is guaranteed, it is a four-year deal with $19 million per year for Brandon Iyuk. I found the reporting from Adam Shefter to be very interesting. - And also directly from the 49ers. - He said that the contract that Iyuk signed and agreed to is the exact same contract that was offered by the San Francisco 49ers at the beginning of this whole thing. They said, and they've been true to this, like, we gave him the best offer that we could give him because of what our cap situation is moving forward. And knowing we have to pay Brock Purdy, knowing that we have to pay Trent Williams, knowing that we're gonna have some tough decisions down the road, this is the most that we could do. Iyuk tried to flex his muscles, and look, he went out and he fell flat on his face, trying to get a bigger deal at a place that he wanted to be at. And I think that that is one thing that you look at and you say, hey, the value and what smart teams are gonna do is they're not going to throw too much money if they cannot do it for the future of their organization and keeping a Super Bowl window open. It's not about four years down the road. It's about the two years that San Francisco truly has to win a Super Bowl. - There was another line in here. I'm trying to find it from one of the newsbreakers that I thought was interesting that it was released seven, eight, nine hours later and kind of towards the end of the night, which that's when stuff gets kind of slid in underneath there. One of them was Diana Rossini's note about how they were only going to trade Ayuk if they got a top flight receiver in return somehow, which she also said that they offered a third round pick for Cortland Sutton and Cortland Sutton as a top flight receiver is. I didn't expect to hear those two words be linked together. - I've kind of stood by this. I think Cortland Sutton is valued more across the NFL than what he has been able to produce over the last couple of years. See the offense being an absolute disaster. Still a good receiver. But look, if you're Denver, like a third round pick for Sutton, I think he would might hop on board with that. - Yeah, that wasn't where I went with that. - I think what they did though is said, we can't do that if we're going to start our rookie. - It's fair. - You know, we can't say we're betting on the future, go, go, drown when it bonics. We're going to go have fun, especially with the struggles that Troy Franklin, who they thought would be an immediate impact player for him for them, wasn't producing the way they thought he would out of the gate. I think that that's probably why Denver's like, yeah, thanks, but no, thanks. We're going to read the temperature of the room. But if that would have happened, they would have dealt, Brandon and I, not to Denver, they would have dealt him to Pittsburgh. And that would have been the final piece to a three team trade was a third round pick goes from San Francisco to Denver. Okay, and Cortland Sutton comes to San Francisco. Brandon and I, you could go to Pittsburgh. And that would have made everything rest a little bit easier. And it would have made sense really for all three of those teams, except for Denver, when they made the decision, they're going to start bonics. And they didn't hit the home run in the draft and in the fourth round sleeper in Troy Franklin, like they thought they were going to. - The interesting thing was, this started with IUCs wanting basically the same deal that I'm on Ross, ain't round God. And you know what he got? The same deal I'm on Rob. - Didn't I'm on Rod get, he wasn't-- - 77 guaranteed. - He got 77 guaranteed. - Okay, well, but that was the best offer that San Francisco could have given it. - It's kind of what I was saying from the jump with this whole thing though, is that both sides were being stupid and stubborn about this. And again, as much as IUC took the deal that was originally offered, we're seeing these information there about only trading IUC if they got a top flight receiver, kind of let's you know that he may have been able to find more money, and he did with the Patriots. And perhaps that they couldn't get that, it wasn't about him not necessarily wanting to go to New England, which even if he didn't, he clearly was able to generate the money, but there was no deal that made sense for the 49ers in the sense of they weren't going to do it without getting a top flight receiver in return. - Yeah, do you see the athletic, anonymous agent poll that they released? There's a lot that was in there, including a little nugget on Aaron Rodgers that we'll get to in a little bit. But they pulled a bunch of agents around the NFL and asked them, you know, things like, you know, what are the biggest disaster of teams to work with, best franchises to work with. The Eagles and the 49ers were rated the top franchises and best front offices in the NFL. And that right there also leads me to believe this was more Brandon IUC than it was the San Francisco 49ers front office. Because if agents around the NFL are saying, no, these are teams we like to work with. - Oh, sure. I'm not saying that I-- - That's not-- - Is faultless or blameless at all. That's not all. - Well, I'm saying, I think he should shoulder the majority of this, of why this lasted so long and why it got to this point. - I will never go that route as long as Jed York owns that franchise. - Because him and Jerry Jones are notorious for doing the same bleeping thing every single time, which is here's the money, here's the most we have in the end, that's what they get. Every single time. - And what is wrong with that is saying, here's the money, this is what we have. Take it, wouldn't that be like, okay. - No, my point is like-- - I feel like that's good to work with. - No, no, I'm saying, well, why is there a holdout? Because if you, it's as simple as, here's the max amount of money we can give you. There shouldn't be any holdout. - Yeah, other organizations-- - And that's why I say it's the player. - No, other organizations don't deal with this as routinely as those two organizations do. - Yeah, well, because they've drafted really well, both of them, we've talked about this, they both drafted really well and you gotta, you're sitting there staring down the, what the ledger's gonna look like and you're going, we gotta pay him, we gotta pay him, we gotta pay him and you get into a bind that way. I mean, a lot of teams, they pay their quarterback and exorbitant amount of money and you can just go to every agent and say, look at that deal, that's why. With both of those franchises, in Dallas is a little bit different 'cause they'll overpay ZQL Elliot for some God forsaken reason. But with San Francisco, it's, we gotta pay Boso, we gotta pay Warner, we gotta pay Debo, we gotta pay Kittle, we know we're gonna have to pay, pay Purdy, we're gonna have to pay Trent Williams and we're paying Trent Williams right now. Like they, they're sitting there going, look, all of these guys are not top end, high dollar guys like a quarterback is where you're getting a quarterback with a $55 million cap number on it. But you have a host of $30 million guys that are all just kind of in order because they're elite at their positions. And when you have a bunch of those guys, you know, a guy like Brandon Ice, like I want that money too and they're like, well, we're already paying Kittle, Trent Williams, Debo, Samuel, Christian McCaffrey, we're already paying all these guys at the top dollar. And that's a little bit of a tougher situation for San Francisco than it is Dallas because Dallas will just be like, ah, we wanna keep you, we're gonna pay you all the money. And then here we are. Man, Dak, we wanna keep you, but we've already given up way too much money for everybody else that doesn't make sense. And nor does you wanting $62 million. Yeah, you see his quote about him not wanting to negotiate and be a distraction during the season. Yeah, yeah. That seems like a quote. That seems like a distraction. (laughing) I never did, didn't think of that, but yeah, yeah, you're right. Just shut up, either shut up or talk. Don't talk about shutting up or shut up about talking. I'm so sick and tired of the double-speak. I, you know, I need to be better, but it's also, it's everybody else's fault. (laughing) Why do people hate the Cowboys and Dak Prescott? Oh, I don't know. Zero self-awareness? Absolutely none. Probably that's probably where I'd start. That's pretty good. Just unbelievable, like a good jumping up. It's the kind of thing that like, it's so dumb if you, if you wrote it into a, into a plot, you're like, come on, guys, we're landing on too thick here. Yeah, that's the Cowboys, I'm not sure. A little. All right, who, who has more power than any other player in the NFL, which has made his team, quote, in disarray, next on the fan. Okay, I brought up that athletic survey that I was telling you about with the, indeed, the agents. This is what the agents, by the way, five said the Eagles, five said the 49ers on the best run franchises in the NFL. Chiefs picked up four votes, Packers three, Vikings, Steelers, Ravens, Dolphins, each two apiece. This is what the quotes work from agents on the 49ers. The way they treat people and don't skip on expenses, highly professional. Another one said, you have to fit within their culture, but they allow players and employees to be themselves and they win even while getting their poached aft every year by teams. Their what? Their staff poached. There we go. I'm like what I said, poached aft. Yeah. Yeah, staff poached reading head hard. English school, the most unstable franchises in the NFL. Care to take a guess on the most unstable franchise in the NFL. Look, it's a, it's a, it's not a character flaw. It is a built in part of the Raiders. Cowboys, Raiders, maybe the Browns, Panthers. Browns not picking up any votes. Panthers number one, nine first place votes. Organizational stability comes from the owner in the front office needs more time than the owner. A strong QB can keep a team viable regardless of the front office, but what's their plan? I think another one said, I think the headline for this section should be that for the first time in my career, most NFL organizations are relatively competent. I can only think of a few that aren't run well, starting with Carolina because of Tepers involvement. They didn't get a big haul for the Brian Burns trade either. Your Raiders coming in second, seven first place votes there. Then the Jets, Jags, Cowboys, Cardinals, all with three apiece. Here's what they say about your Raiders owner. The owner frequently makes significant changes. He put Josh McDaniel's and Dave Ziegler in charge and fired them after less than two seasons. Now the Raiders have an inexperienced coach and Antonio Pierce, a retread GM higher in Tom Telesco. Organizations start at the top and Davis doesn't provide stability. Well, the last couple of GMs they've had were newer GMs and newer opportunities and they sucked. So look, Telesco did well as a GM with the Chargers. He did okay. He did okay. I think that was like the ownership being a mess, but I think that's kind of what they're saying here is. Although, I want Mark Davis out, number one is broke. Tom Brady's in. He's also not rich. Oh, yeah. He's not even the richest person in his own family. Oh, no, they're divorced now. I know, but they still, maybe the alimony. Oh, yeah. The fact that he probably gets alimony is insane. Does he get child support? No, I don't think that he's around very much. I don't think that he's around much at all. The Raiders, this function is more military ask where it's cheeky and fun for the most part. No, no, no, Henry Ruggs, not cheeky or fun. And it's part of what they are and it's fine when they're winning. The problem is they haven't won in two decades. Here's a, here's a good one. This is good for Seahawks fans. Best talent evaluator. John Schneider picking up four votes tied with Brett Veach. So Seahawks and Chiefsco, number one. But this is where it gets a little bit interesting here. All right. Picking up a tie for fifth with Chris Ballard of the Colts, Eric DeCosta of the Ravens, Brad Holmes of the Lions, was Seahawks assistant general manager, Nolan Teasley. So of the top five vote getters, the Seahawks had two of the best talent evaluators in the entire NFL. I mean, how many drafts have they missed on? - They've missed on a couple, but when they knock it out of the park, boy howdy. And they do it with late round picks year in and year out. - I'm not surprised to see the Packers on here though. The Packers are and have been for 30 years. - No doubt about it. - And it doesn't matter who it is. - Yep. - That's the insane thing with the Packers. You can just put whoever the Packers' GM is. - Yeah. - Like that's a holistic cultural thing built into their organization because they promote from within and they build you up from the ground. - Training and serving. But here's the one that's catching a lot of headlines today is that as part of that most unstable franchise, the Jets were in that tie for third along with the Jags, Cowboys and Cardinals. - Here's what an agent said about the New York Jets. There is complete disarray over there. Look at how they've handled Aaron Rodgers, has one player had more power than him. He skipped a mini camp. They've been unable to convert him into a team player. The vibe inside the building is terrible. - That's an agent who has a client there. - 100%. - 100%. - That's the only way you know that. - 100%. Or an agent who has a client that said, "Get me the hell out of here." - Yeah, somebody who has been there. - Yup, because this is one of the things like when you cover a professional sport and you're in a locker room, you know. And I say this and not because I'm carrying water for the blazers. The vibes last year, even in the hellscape that it was, were still good. Like I've been in bad locker rooms. I've been in like what organization-- - The end of Nate McMillanera. - Yeah, I mean literal mutiny, guys getting fired like-- - And guys just sad. And knowing that, getting the hell out. - Yeah. - You just, like if you're in the building, you know. - Yup. - And you just, I don't know if they keep it to yourself, but it's like, "Oh God, this is another thing to add to this." - Look, and you don't have to be losing it in the drags for you to have that feeling in those vibes. - Feel the eagles. I mean, it's clearly the vibes are an absolute S show. - Yup. - And you saw it last year was it the final six games? It was just like, "Oh God." - I would be, I'm going to be interested to see is there's more time and he gets further removed from it. We'll get this out of him, out of him. Excuse me, yeah, the hiccups. We'll get this out of him eventually, but Jason Kelsey's true assessment of what happened. - Like when he finally gets away. - When we finally get that because he-- - The PR tour stops. - Yeah, I mean, and he's always going to be an eagles guy through and through. He's not going to throw anybody under the bus, especially guys that are still in their organization is still there. But when enough time gets removed, I really would love to hear his insight and his take on what happened last year at the end of that season. 'Cause it wasn't just injuries. There was so much more. - No, I would even blame the injuries. I would blame the other stuff as more impactful. Not a line in here though, about the Broncos. There's a function between the GM and the coach over who's calling the shots. - So I'm not sure. - Shawn Payton has wrestled control from George Payton. - Yeah. (laughing) - The headscratcher there. - Interesting. - And that is always set you up for success. Right? - Oh, when you have been fighting at the top of the franchise? - Yeah. - Yeah. And that's really, 'cause Mickey Loomis and Shawn Payton, they were known in New Orleans for having such a close and good working relationship with each other. And to have this kind of come to the forefront row, no bueno. - The other one in here, the Cowboys, will they extend back? 18 of the 31 respondents said yes. It's Dallas, it's what they do. - Yes, I can't imagine Jerry letting him go. - Yeah, exactly. - God, I hope they tie that anchor to that franchise. - Is Jerry Jones like a kid with a toy? Even though like the kids like, I haven't played with that toy, but we can't get rid of that one. - No, I'm gonna keep that. - I'm a bit of a hoarder. - Keep that toy. I don't really like that toy anymore. That toy is old. I haven't used it in a while, but I want to keep that toy. And then as a parent in this situation, you'd be like, all right, well, give me your allowance and you can keep that toy. And Jerry, the kid is like, here, take it. Take my allowance. I'm fine. I want that toy here still, just so I know I can play with it if I want to. - Just really expensive. - All right, can I have an all worst day on the web? 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(upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Every now and then, I come across a story where I'm like, (laughs) that's gonna be our worst day on the web. - Okay, hit me with that. - Just by the headline. I have barely glanced at the story, but the headline was so enticing that I was like, this is, this is a mad lib. Mice on remote island that eat albatrosses alive, sentenced to death by bombing. Conservation is saying a-- - Road to Denteside. - A rodenticide bomb could save them. - A rodenticide. So wait, they're gonna bomb the island and be like, we need to save the albatrosses. Drop a bomb, baby! Like the albatrosses aren't gonna die? - Chem warfare, baby. - So, oh, so chemical warfare, it's only gonna kill the rodent. - I'm sure there's, well, definitely not have any side effects like create Godzilla. - Not one bit. I've seen enough movies to know that this is how Godzilla is like created. This is how the evil monster comes up. We're gonna have like mutant, they're gonna recreate dinosaurs. They're gonna turn these things into stegosauruses. - How are the mice big enough to eat an albatross? - Gonna turn it into East Lead New Blar. - Yeah, I've seen, what was that, Man in the Iron Mask? And also, what was it? Oh boy, now this is gonna send me down the rabbit hole. I don't know what movie, what mob movie it was. - Is this the blowtorch of the can? - Yeah, with the rat, you have that. Man in the Iron Mask had like, they had like, they put the rat inside and let that go. That was like medieval torture. Was they'd put a rat in a can with blowtorch, but they also did, was it the departed? No, or was it one of those Boston, you know, you know what I'm talking about? One of those had the rat in a can on a blowtorch. He put it on the guy's stomach and he eats his way through. - Oh God, it's too fast, too furious. - They did that, and that's a show. They did it in one of those mob movies, too. I don't know if I've ever seen, no, too fast, too furious, the second one, right? - Yeah. - I've seen that, yeah, I've seen that one. But that's a long way to say, yeah, you don't have to be huge. They'll gang up on you. All you just gotta do is get that Albatross. - Well, I mean-- - In the right state, it's sneak attack at night and you start eating away at it. - They've, you know what big an Albatross is. Like an Albatross is a bird the size of a freaking person, dude. - Yeah. - Like that's, it's a, they've got 12 foot wingspan. They're huge birds. - Yeah. - So how the hell is a rat a mouse eating an Albatross? - It's gang up on him, gang up on him. She's gang up on him. - She's throwing up sets. - Yeah, I mean, just you're sitting there and you got, you got the red mice and the blue mice and the orange mice and the purple mice and they just all they got-- - They tie in their bandanas together. - Yeah, they come up and they get ya. - So this is on Marion Islands, an island between South Africa and Antarctica and humans are the ones who screwed this up. They introduced mice to the island of the 19th century. - Oh, no way, humans did something wrong. - No way. - They have developed a taste for the wandering Albatross, which that's that absolutely monstrous Albatross. - This guy too big to fly? - I know. - Maybe that's how they get him is that they're like, yeah, you can't, we know you can't fly. - I got ya. - Oh, dude, dude, it says they can spend hours in flight without rest or a single flap. - Oh. - So they can just get up there and they got those big old wings and they can just whoop, stay up in the air for literal hours. - Oh man. - So they can, not like an they fly, they can like super fly. They are a black, a black citation movie. They are super fly. - But can they super duper fly? - Yeah, see? Birdsploitation. - I see what you guys are doing. - You don't like it? - I love it. - Okay. - I love it. - There we go. - I don't like it, I love it. - To give people with nothing else better than to do with their time, something to do. The Mouse Free Marion Project, a collaboration between South African government and bird life, South Africa is trying to raise $29 million to drop. 660 tons of rodenticide laced pellets onto the island. - Yeah, this is gonna go horribly. - But nothing wrong with 660 tons of rat poison being dumped on an island. - I feel like this is how Dr. Evil gets his sharks with laser beams 'cause there's a lot of, there's a lot of sharks off this coast of South Africa. - Fricking sharks with fricking laser beams they're crouched to their fricking heads. - Laser beams. 1.32 million pounds. - That is insane. - Of rat poison. - I don't know who, I'm an idiot and I think that this is a bad idea. You know, like this is something that like, I don't know if like the people who call in the shots in South Africa are a bunch of dudes at a bar with a few pops in them because I feel like this is a drunk idea. And they're like, you know what? Sounds good, we should probably do it. And nobody's in a right state of mind. I should be like, this is gonna work out really well for us. Over what period of time are they gonna do this? Like are they gonna just blink at the area and say? - Oh yeah, it's like it's a full-on all at once. - In the winter of 2027, they are going to-- - All right, so they get three months. - This is going to be like, - So it's a German blitzkrieg. - It's a massive issue they're super worried about in two years. (laughing) - Gotta make sure they get-- - They're probably doing it. - 'Cause I'm gonna count this winter as winter of 2025. - Sure. - I think I'm gonna be fair with that. - They're probably looking at this in the sense of like from like climate and like best potential, like the mice, you know, kind of being down for the winter, coming up to the spring, it like leaks into the food supply. You know, about to wait for two years. - Yeah, oh yeah, it'd be in the summer. - They're in winter, right, man. - Oh yeah, you're right. - Yeah, so it would be summer. - Yeah, so they're going three. - Well, maybe this is their winter of 2027. - Yeah. - It doesn't specify. - So we're at the tail end of that. So like they couldn't like push this through to be a-- - Well maybe they don't have the money. Maybe they're hoping to raise the money by then. - Oh, right, right, right. - And hope that the rats don't eat all the albatross before then. - And it bears-- - They're being dropped by helicopter. So it does say by striking in winter when the mice are most hungry, the conservationists hope to eradicate the entire mouse population of up to 1 million individuals. The CEO says we have to get rid of every last mouse, every last mouse, if there was a male and female remaining, they could breed and get back to where they are now. They first arrived on the island. - And then we're gonna have just a bunch of inbred mice running around. - Right, well, I mean, they are already. They began the reign of terror by decimating the island's invertebrates and feasting on seabird eggs. By 2003, the mice were eating seabird chicks alive. And now, a decade later, the mice have figured out how they can take on adults, too, by hopping on them and slowly eating them until they succumb. - Yeah, that's like the frog in the pot theory, right? - Albatrosses are defenseless against mice because they didn't evolve alongside terrestrial predators. - Yeah, so they're dumb. - Oh, my God. - Yeah, all right. - The whole idea, like, they don't have any mechanism by which they might defend themselves. I don't know, shake? - Yeah, they're like, ow, ow, ow. - It's like a lemon, it's the dumbest animal. - Well, guess I'm gonna die now. - Just ow, quit it, ow, quit it. - And then, is you dead? - All these albatrosses are just Ralph Wiggum, just giggling. I'm in danger. What the hell? You can't, like, if you've got one on you, you can't go for a swim. Take it out to the ocean. - Yeah, this is a great text. Vancouver Fort Tech's signed 5038-646-3626. Your dollar goes for their Vancouver Fort. They treat you right before, during, end, after the sale visit them online at vancouverfort.com. HBO will be making a Chernobyl-like show about this in 40 years. Yup. - The island a man cannot go to because they poisoned it to death with rats. - And you know what? I like sci-fi channels gonna get their hands on this story. - Sharknado, ratnado. - Ooh, ratnado. What is it called, rodenticide. - Rodenticide. - Rodenticide nado. - It'll be like a rodent version of toxic adventure or something. - This is like the day after tomorrow where it's like, instead of a hurricane, it's like a rodent, a rat plays in hurricane. - Yeah. - It just tears through Africa. - Is there anything else, it doesn't sound like anything else lives on the silent. If the albatross is so dumb, it never had a predator and they're like, "Yeah, just go ahead and eat me, I'm fine." - I love this. This is the literal last line. - So, not worried about anything else dying. - Well, the Rodenticide at the heart of the new eradication strategy in contrast should only kill mice because it doesn't affect Marion Island's native invertebrates. Sea birds usually feed at sea. - Yeah. - So. - There's no way these birds are dumb enough to eat the rat poison. They are dumb enough to get eaten live by a rat, but there's no way they're gonna be dumb enough to be like, "I'll try that." - Yeah. - And spread that to the entire bird population. The other part of this is there was a previous attempt to control them, the mice. Guess what it was? - Make them pets. - Cats. - Cats. - Ding. - Cats. - They dropped feral cats on the island in 1948. - Operation Garfield dropped. - And what did they eat? - Oh, sorry. - They took five cats aside after the hat. - It took five cats to the island in 1948, but the offsprings went feral and hunted the birds. - Yeah. - Sounds about right. - So yeah, we've tried to fix this once by introducing something else to the island that wasn't originally there after introducing the island, something that wasn't already there. And we're gonna fix it again the third time by introducing something to the island that wasn't already there. - What you guys never watched, Wily Coyote and the Roadrunner? - All right, so can we just say that maybe Darwin and the only the strong survive, maybe, maybe the Albatross? Maybe the Albatross. - You know, big dumb bird. - If you get, like we're like, "Hey, dude, you keep getting eaten by these rats." And then they're like, - No, no, no, no. They are literal mice. They are not rats. - Okay, so you get eaten by this mice and we're gonna try to save you, bud. We're gonna bring in these cats and they're like, burp, burp, burp. Okay, get eaten by the cats now. These birds, man. These birds are dumb. Back to that text about the Chernobyl show. I liked that he said HBO will be making a documentary about this. I didn't say Max because I believe in 40 years, they're gonna realize this was such a bad rebrand. We're gonna go, we're not calling it Max anymore. We're gonna go back to HBO. Thank you for that text. That's 3D chess you were playing there. - I do appreciate that. - Yeah. All right, well, now we have Rodenticide. - Chen, not against the rats and mice are creepy. - I mean, yeah. - Don't like it. - You wanna have some fun with audio? - I love audio and I love fun. - Well, we'll have some fun with audio. - Both of these things are great. - And Danny, that's a 10 minute fan. - If you watch us going full on last night, there's a really good chance that you may or may not have come across this ad and debuted a couple of days ago. Nick Saban's got some free time and he's having some fun with it. - Is this full on? - Check in time, it's three. - It's 255. - I know. - Is this what he's doing now? - Have a seat. - As your host, I have some rules. First, no showers longer than five minutes. This isn't a spa. There's no streaming, only cable television. - Any games for the kids? - No games, no fun. The kids aren't even allowed in the house. (laughs) That's a rule. - He's now mowing the lawn. Mowing the lawn. Nick Saban on the right lawn mower. - There's a great barbecue outside, but don't touch that. - How'd you guys get inside? - Two flush maximum for bathroom business. - Yes, guys. - In the hot tub? - You guys got about 10 minutes because this is daddy time in the tub. (laughs) - Daddy time in the tub. - Okay, I'm gonna have to help you with the editing of that, but I believe there is a way that we can take the hot tub bubbling out of the background and we can get a clean daddy time in the tub by Nick Saban. I need that in my life. - Yeah, it was. - I need Daddy time in the tub by Nick Saban. - Non coaching Nick Saban is so good. - I'm gonna go out on a limb here. That is an ad lib, ad lib, because I don't think anybody's writing for Nick Saban, daddy time in the tub. I bet he's like, no, I got something. (laughs) At the Saban compound, we call this Daddy time in the tub. And I'm gonna say that right now. - Perfect. - Because if the 70 year old man who makes these nuts jokes regularly to college kids, he definitely has dead a time in the tub. - Yeah, there's something that more and more the best characters are showing themselves and they refuse to do it while playing. - Yeah. - And I think we're starting to turn a little corner with McAfee being drunk and high on air. - He held it together sober today. - He did. - In Morgantown, he was sober. - Did you see Jesse Palmer though in Joe Tuscator? - No. - In the booth for that game in Ireland? - No. Oh yeah, I did. Yeah, well, I mean, when in Dublin. - Were they a little haggard? - Oh, when in Ireland do is the Irish dude. - They only showed them a couple of times because I don't think they wanted to show them. - Great point. - But there's a, like there has been a shift and it's not lacking a professionalism. It's not taking each other, it's taking this so seriously. - Yeah. - And there's, I think one of the guys that is going to be responsible for this massive evolution of this and like stop trying to prop yourself up is Jeff Teague. And there's a very specific reason why. You've caught a couple of the Club 520 clips, right? Okay, I've got one here from that he had just the other day. And the reason I want to play this is just listen to like how he describes himself and everything else that goes on with this. - They popcorn my joint. They used to make me buy donuts in the morning. - Oh, (beep) - I'm a (beep) - We're always from here. Come on, man, just, I'll get them next to me. - They would never eat them. So I just started putting the box in my locker, put it back out every morning. It was finally a night and smooth. You know, it had to be smooth. He come and he won a donut. I put the box out, they donuts are green. They molded everything. - What the (beep) (laughing) (laughing) - Next thing you know, I'll hoard from my dog. Like they bought the popcorn, your car. - Damn, Al told you. (laughing) - Shout out to Al. So half the season, I'm putting my key in my tight. Finally I get to play the last game of season. I forgot, I had a great game. I had 26 and 15. I'm all hype. They ruled me on you. We get in the locker room. Everybody usually shired. Everybody already dressed. They like, yeah. All right, what we going out tonight? We gonna see you? I come up the steps. Everybody got flashlights on me. What the (beep) going on? I walk to my car. I open the door, popcorn come flying out. What the (beep) I look that smooth. I'm gonna fly in your tires. Be it like, you know, you got a little room. See you more Tyler like. - All right, man. They paid me $5,000 to do the (beep) man. He's like, it was all of them. They all came together. I'm like, where my iPad at? He's like, oh yeah, it's in your trunk. - I open a trunk, it's full of popcorn. Ah, they ain't playing. But they was my dollar. I went to the club with that popcorn. - This will give you something to get in the 10. - Yeah, he's 5,000. I ain't get a D2. (beep) I'm excited. I do this (beep) (all laughing) - I love that. - It's the self-deprecation. It's the allowing yourself to be real and like, stop trying to build your own legend. - But there is a finite amount of professional athletes that have the ability to do that. And broadcasters too. I mean, you talk about Testtour and Palmer. I mean, very few of them can because guys like Dak Prescott, oh God. - I mean, he's, the times that he's tried, it has been so-- - It makes your skin crudal to why. - You have to be, it has to be a natural thing. But there was this five, six, seven years ago, there was this every bit of PR had to be scripted. Every appearance, it got so buttoned up there around like, because you had the real social media push of Twitter and Instagram. And everything was a sound bite and everything we'd use against you. Players across sports and coaches, Belichick across sports buttoned everything up. Everything was locked down. No one showed any character whatsoever. - In a large part in that, we got to look back to, you have to look back at, Michael Jordan was manufactured. - Oh yeah, every last bit of it. - And he was the most successful pitch man that we have seen in sports. And nobody knew who Michael Jordan was. Like we didn't know what his personality was because if we would have known, I don't think a lot of people would have really connected or liked Michael Jordan all that much. - No, there's a zero percent chance that anybody would have liked him. - So as people said, all right, how can we be like Mike, all of a sudden it was like, hey, maybe we should show a little bit of personality, be a little bit different and show who we really are. And then there was this flood of, uh oh, we had a lot of arrests. We had a lot of guys that were stepping in and saying things that backfired on him. And then it became, nope, everybody's got to button it up. We can't know anything about anybody because that's how Michael Jordan did it. And that's how he was successful. And it's like, it became, it's why we're talking about with college football, the disrupters. It's been about 10 years now where the disrupters have shown, no, you can be a character. You can be like, look at the most successful endeavors right now of athletes. It's the Kelsey's who are themselves. It's Max Crosby, it's Joel Long. Like if you look at, just to- - Chris Long. - Chris Long. - It's Twitter handle, always gets me. But the, it's guys who are just busting with the boys. - Well, I think what we are finding is that the catch-all marketing and bundling everything up and ever gonna treat all of them the same, that is gone. - Monoculture is gone, you can't do that. - You're not going to have the ability, like these, the marketing people, the ad agencies are saying, all right, who do we got? Because if we have a guy who's dull and we don't want to push him out there in his personality out there. - Go, Mike Trout, let's protect him at all costs, close everything down, he's still going to be marketable and like Dak Prescott still has national ads and stuff, right? But it's not, he's not going to have a podcast. Leave that to Michael Parsons where they're saying, no, you have a personality that will connect with people, engage with people, and so the catch-all is- - You and Salah go to Japan. - The catch-all is gone. - Yeah. - And that's for the betterment of- - Everyone. - Us knowing our athletes. And if you are saying, I want to know more about this guy because he's really damn good at what he does in his craft, but we don't get to hear a whole lot about him, well that's because they're saying, you don't want to know about him. Like he, I mean, really, like- - They're either boring or what you will find out you will not like. - Yeah, and I think that's okay. - Yes. - And that's what guys are going to make a lot of money on. And there's going to be guys who don't listen, no less, and are going to be over the top, right? Well, Ant Edwards has a little bit of this too. - Oh God. - Where he comes out and he says like, these things completely out of pocket. And then you're going, I'm not so sure about that one, boss. - Bring yes. - But things like that are great. But then he just keeps going. And it's like, okay, we're going to have to pull the reins back and let them go, pull the reins back and let them go. And that's going to work for him eventually. But you're right on the guys like the Kelsey brothers, guys like Julian Edelman who now has a podcast too that's wildly successful. You're going to start seeing more and more of their personality. And I think a guy who transitioned and was like in both of these phases where he was caught up at the beginning of his career in the don't say anything, keep your personality yourself. And then now as his career has gone on, the times have changed and he's become more established and feels comfortable with it. Steph Curry is a guy that we're seeing more and more of his personality. It's not for everybody, but for the people that it is, they eat it up and it's working for him right now. And now that he has his own production company, we're going to start seeing more and more of it post career once it's done. - It's just an interesting shift in how things are being made. - No doubt. - Speaking of shift, let's shift into hour number three where we have our final matchup of the best collegeable rivalry trophies and all of college football with a major asterisk coming up here on Danny and Dusty 10 in the fan. - He's better over here. - AT&T customers switching to T-Mobile has never been easier. We'll pay off your existing phone and give you a new one free, all on America's largest 5G network. Visit tmobile.com/carrierfreedom to switch today. Pay off up to $650 via virtual prepaid mastercard in 15 days, free phone up to $830 via 24 monthly bill credits plus tax, qualifying port and trade and service on go 5G next to credit required. 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We appreciate you here on this glorious, this wonderful football Friday and I've got a fever. - Oh, hold on, I've got something for you really quick. - Since we are in hour number three, it is 205, that means that we are 25 hours in 25 minutes from Oregon State kicking off. - Hey! - Their college football season. - Almost a day. - And that means that we are a mere, oh boy, math hard for, oh boy, 27 and a half hours. - Did you say almost say math hard for daddy? - Yeah, math hard for daddy. - 26 and a half hours. - 26 and a half hours from Oregon kicking off the season against Idaho. It was a lot easier when it was just 25 hours, 25 minutes, like that was easier for me. - 25, 25? - I got, yeah, I don't, I don't, me math hard. - Mm, did you go to math school? - I didn't go to math school, I didn't go to math school. - That's problem high. - I went to directional school. (laughing) - Well, they tell you to go up, down, left, or right. - Yeah, now it's down. - Never eat soggy waffles. - Ooh. - Gotta make the elves. - Do we need never eat soggy waffles? - My wife says it all the time. - But did we need that for Northeast Southwest? - No, the pneumatic one never really made sense to me, why you need to be there. - It's up, down, right, left. - Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right. A, B, B, A, start. - Yeah, and then you get unlimited lives, duh. - That's how you, that's how you don't die in the woods. - Now I know that really well. That and don't pet the bears. - Or the bison. - Don't boot the snoot of the murder kitten. - Don't do it. - And also stay very clear of the bison. - That's right. Or bison, depending on if you're from North Dakota or not. You know, if you're not from North Dakota, it's bison. If you are, it's bison. - Bison. - I got scolded by our engineer, Kent. Former engineer of Odyssey, Kent Randles. I said bison on an update one time. And I think it was like the only time he listened to the sports station. But he came storming back from the rack room and he was like, it's bison. And he's like, I went to North Dakota State. And I was like, all right, cool, with a Z, done. And since that's scolding, I've never called them the bison again. - Well, you know, it's like you got some of those cities that get all up and E2 about saying their name incorrectly. - Yeah. - Like Boise, not Boise. - Not Boise. - It's Boise. - Or, you know, Baltimore. - Louisville. - Well, Baltimore is more Baltimore. - Yeah, Knoxville. - Yeah. - But then it's Nashville. - Yeah. - It's like it's in Tennessee. You can't Knoxville me on one side and Nashville me on the other. - Go super nasally. - Come on, you gotta help me out here. - Yeah, no, like I said, I dated a girl at North Dakota State. So I was always, I was always bison. - All right, yeah. There we go, bison. - There you go. - Bison, bison. - If you're there, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the final matchup of the College of Well-Rivalry Trophy Edition. 64 and only one will leave. Oregonians are disgusting. - You hear those drums? Okay, yeah, we are. - Yes, the platypus took on the Floyd of Rose Day. - Yeah, yeah. - And the platypus, built, built, beat. We gotta eat, neither of us can worry this week. - We're good, we're good. I'm just so excited for football, my brain is mush. The Floyd of Rose Vale has been upset by the stupid platypus. - Okay, so platypus is in the championship. Regional bias, we knew that this would be at play. - Mm. - I will give you a little factoids about the platypus trophy. And these factoids, they should tell you all you need to know about how this vote should go, all right? Back in 1959, University of Oregon's Director of Public Services named Willard Thompson. He reached out to a guy named Warren Spady and said, hey man, the Civil War needs a trophy. We need to do this, and I got an idea. Half a duck, half a beaver, that's a platypus. He went to Spady and was like, you got this? Can you do this? Spady's like, I got this, man. I have the vision, I have the idea. Thompson gave him one month to create the trophy. Gave him a single month because it's a hand carved trophy out of wood, okay? He was like, I can't even finish it. He didn't have enough time. So if you look at the platypus trophy, it doesn't have detailed feet. It doesn't have feet at all. - You could just say it doesn't have detail. - It is two feet wide, 18 inches tall and unfinished. When the trophy was first handed out, Oregon was heavy favorites over the beaves in 1959. Oregon State ended up winning 15 to seven. They took the trophy, put it in Gil Colosseum, put it on display. Oregon students, broken, stole the trophy. - I do love a good trophy stealing. - After that, it was stolen several times back and forth and ended up disappearing. They ended up finding it in the pool at University of Oregon where the water polo teams apparently had taken it over and started giving it back and forth, not the football teams. It then went missing again. - So they weren't smuggling grapes, they were smuggling trophies. - Yeah, that's right. And it was found in the trophy case of the swimming pool during a renovation of the area. It's been given back and forth to the two teams since 2007 and the beaves since then have only won four times since 2007. Oregon has dominated the trophy since then. In total, the trophy has been handed back and forth 20 times Oregon has taken it home 14 times. Oregon State has taken it home six. So the platypus trophy is unfinished, was rushed into production, has a great idea, the execution. - Very flawed. - Very flawed. - Very flawed. - Has no reason to be in here. - Okay. - So let that sit. - All right. - Who will it be taking on? - The Fremont Cannon of Nevada UNLV took on the saddle and the cannon absolutely trapped in the saddle. - All right. Not close. - Okay. I got some backstory and history of the Fremont Cannon Cannon too. It is a replica of a 19th century Howitzer Cannon that accompanied explorer and later politician of the great city of Nevada, John C. Fremont on an expedition to the American West. The original cannon that Fremont took with him was abandoned in Sierra Nevada mountains in 1843. They said in 1970, you know what we need to do? In 1969, actually, they said, you know what we need to do? We need to get a trophy for this robbery game. Nevada Reno hates UNLV hates Nevada Reno. We need a trophy. Let's get this thing done. They went out and they constructed the most expensive and heaviest rivalry trophy of any trophy that is given out in college football. Okay, the trophy itself weighs 545 pounds. It has a 55 millimeter barrel and cost $10,000 to build, making it the heaviest and most expensive trophy in the rivalries of college football. In addition to that, up until the year 2000, every time that the trophy was given to a school, if your team had the ball score to touchdown, they fired that bad boy off in the stadium. Do love me a good cannon firing. They obviously had to stop that. This rivalry is so bitter. Well, BTSD and in true Nevada fashion, before alcohol sales were widely allowed across college football, they allowed the sale of alcohol to Nevada Reno and UNLV fans. They had to stop doing that because there were too many fights in the stands between UNLV and UNR fans. I mean, I think this trophy, it's glorious. When your team wins it, you paint it your school colors. They paint the wheels of it red, when UNLV wins, Navy blue and Nevada Reno wins. It is a gold massive cannon. That is absolutely awesome. The Fremont Cannon for UNLV and Nevada Reno. It is now posted up on @danimering on Twitter. You can find it on the @dannandusty, @tinythefan or my social media accounts on Twitter. Get your votes in and vote with your brain, not with your heart. Yeah, yeah. I think we need to, I think it's time we finish the platypus trophy. We got to finish the platypus trophy. I think we restart, we give somebody enough time and we make this thing as spectacular as the rivalry between Oregon and Oregon State has been. Thank you. Thank you for your time. Thank you for your time. If somebody wants to take this thing on and figure out how to finish the platypus. Then we can talk about it. Ooh, yeah. I am not that man. I am not a woodworker. I don't know. I think it should be chiseled out of volcanic rock from one of our mountains here in the great state of Oregon. I think that'd be good. So. Coming up next, talking about those games that are due to be underway in 25 hours and 20 minutes and 26 hours and 20 minutes. Hercules, Hercules. Oregon and Oregon State both get underway here in a little more than a day. Danny and Dussyton, you're the fan. Talk about what we would or wouldn't learn from Colorado in a win or a loss against North Dakota State. I think you can say it's essentially the exact same thing is true for the Oregon Ducks and the Oregon State Beavers. They take on the Idaho vandals and the Idaho State Bobcats. - A Bengals. - Bengals. - They're the Bengals. - Did you see what they did? - Big Bengal population in Pocatello. - Yeah, did you see what their social media team did the night? - No. - There was a big beaver space. And their official Twitter page went into the space and just blared the Idaho State anthem over and over and over and over again at like full bore. - Yeah. - It was hilarious. - Yeah. - The home of Jared Allen. - Yeah. - That's where Jared Allen played at Idaho State. - Big big, you got Mark Solarith at Idaho and Jared Allen at Idaho State. - So, you know, all of large white men. - You know what, you're not wrong in that. - It was, was, were Idaho and Idaho State like finalists for Suke? - Ooh, no, he was too highly recruited. I think they probably came a column. They were knocking on that door like me. - Large bearded white men? You fit about, but Suke back in the day, he had a baby face. - That's right, he did. He didn't have that same angry face. - He looked completely different. - He looked like Will Orner. - No, like even more baby face than Will Orner. It was, it's alarming when you see an old picture of Suke because you go, "I don't know, I don't know." - He didn't let the hate in his heart take full hold yet. - No, no, but look, I'm excited though to see Oregon State play Idaho State beat. Not because, and I'm with you on, I don't think we're gonna get-- - There's nothing to learn here. - A great learning of, I mean, if the game is close and it's not good, that is obviously a horrible sign. I don't expect that though. What I'm excited to see is how the pieces are fitting together there. When you have so many guys that leave and you have so many guys come in through the portal in very important positions for them, especially the offensive line where you're mixing in guys like Joshua Gray and Grant Stark who are the guys who have been there and established themselves with the Colorado transfers and you have such a new mix, continuity on the offensive line, it takes a little bit of time. But where they are at, at this point in the year, I'm excited to see that, to see Giovanni McCoy and that quarterback, and really, we're gonna see all of their quarterbacks, but to see McCoy and Gold Branson and what that separator was between those guys in fall camp, that to me, I'm excited to see from Oregon State. Will we learn a whole heck of a lot about them? No, and I don't expect us to see-- - You can learn anything more. - What is it? - 28 and a half. - Yeah, and that seems right. That feels right for this game. - 28 and a half and the total is 54 and a half. - And I'm interested to see what the offense looks like. You know, when you now are going from having Jonathan Smith, the stability and the known of what you were gonna get offensively, now you bring in Ryan Gunderson, who obviously his background here in the state, being from Central Catholic, playing at Oregon State, starting his coaching career with the Beavers, then goes down and spreads his wings at UCLA in San Jose State and kind of finds his own footing as a play caller and as a coach, what this offense looks like and how different is it from what we were accustomed to seeing with Jonathan Smith prior. You have new tools. You have a quarterback who is more mobile and will be able to get you out of some hairy situations. Don't think that we're gonna see a whole heck of a lot of that from the Beavers this week, but just to see the variations of what this team can throw at you. Also, like Jabari Johnson too, the red shirt freshman, the Missouri transfer, look, there was a three-way battle down there for that quarterback, McCoy, Gold Branson and Johnson. I'm interested to see all three of them and how each of them fit stylistically into what Oregon State's gonna be in the future. And then, look, we talked about this last week. It's a completely different built wide receiver room. You know, small, shifty. Last year it was, will they have it, that red zone target? Are they gonna have the big guy on the outside? Well, now they go like 6-2 across the board at wide receiver. It's gonna be-- Quite the pivot. We have so many, but you lose the explosive guys. Like, I mean, we talked about this with Silas Bolden at Texas and what he's doing there in opening eyes in Texas going, dude, wide receiver two for the Texas Longhorns was an Oregon State beaver a year ago. You know, Anthony Gould and the impression that he made through training camp in the preseason of the NFL. Like, they had playmakers, man. Six of the problems, 100 in most impactful transfers this year were Oregon State beavers. Yeah, and so it's gonna be different. It'll be new. And then just seeing the command of the game and flow of game that Trent Bray has on the sideline, I'm excited to see what Oregon State-- It's going to be different. It's gonna be completely different. And it's not a bad thing. I think that it's a terrible situation that Oregon State was put in with the dissolving of the Pac-12 to what it is. But to see this team come out in the level of competition, that's what I'm gonna have my eye on. Because we learned something last night, too, with Colorado's offensive line. It won just the transfers, right? And they got two of them that are gonna be starting on Oregon State's offensive line that we're at Colorado a year ago. And to see what Kyle Devan's coaching and in that offensive system, what those guys look like and how the pieces fit, that's gonna be intriguing to me. And for Oregon and Idaho, look-- Did you see the line there? With 14 and a half, 43 and a half. It's gone up. Yeah, this is a Idaho team. And this is what sucks about the FCS is that the transfer portal comes in, they raid their guys. If you sniff talent, right? McCoy now at Oregon State. And if you wanna get a look at the duffs-- Anthony Woods down at Utah now, that's her quarterback and they're running back. I mean, they lost stuff. A receiver to the NFL. They lost another receiver to the transfer portal and went to the University of Charlotte. You know, those are the tough breaks for a team that made the quarterfinals a year ago, comes in at the preseason number seven, but will look entirely different, especially with Lake Oswego's Jack Lane at quarterback. And it's not his first start ever, but we are going to see him as the starter for the Idaho Vandals. And if you are looking to get a look at the ducks, I know the game is technically sold out, secondary market that you can get them for nine bucks online. - Oh, that's a standing room. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - And that's gonna be, this is the, I'm excited because we have an FCS opponent coming into Otts and stadium. - It's a packed house. - It's sold out. - It's sold out a week in advance. - What's New Otts and now is it 48? - No, 58. - 58, 58. - Yeah. - Yeah. So it's, and I don't know how long people are gonna be around for. - I mean, it's halftime is when people probably start rolling, but you know. - But that, and that's what I'm excited to see from Oregon is it's not the starters. Hopefully you don't see them for very long. - Quarter and a half at most. - Right. - Maybe a half. - Like hopefully that's the way that the game goes. You get a cam rising like performance. - Still in Gabriel goes out there. - You just go 304 tuddies and you pack it up. - We're out. And then you get to start seeing Dante Moore and Austin Novasad and Luke Moga because these freshmen quarterbacks now, or all freshmen players, you got four games that you can play in. And so you can start seeing some of those guys seeing some of the young freshmen that came in as highly touted recruits and what they look like on the field because we may not see them again. I could tell you one thing though. This team looks different, right? Like there used to be times, and when we had Jerry on, we talked about this, right? Like there used to be times where, like when Jonathan Stewart showed up, you're like, oh, he's different. Even as a freshman, you're like, oh boy. Why are his legs as big as tree trunks? - And that on Shameless Plug for the program podcast, Cole Linnahan tells the story of his first game of actually playing was in Houston, playing the University of Houston in NRG Stadium down there. And he was like, yeah, that's also when we knew that that Jonathan Stewart guy was gonna be really stinking good. - Real quick. - Because he carried seven Houston Cougars as like an 18 year old, dragged them into the end zone on a run. He's like, yeah, we found out he was for real. But these guys in these freshmen that are coming in, you stand that, you see them individually and you're like, God, he is the mutant out there. But then you put him next to everybody else and they just kind of blend in. - You look at the upperclass thing, you go, oh. - That's the biggest difference now, is that these highly touted freshmen don't stand out like they used to when they'd come in. They look like guys and there's a lot of them at Oregon right now. And that's one of the exciting things we'll be able to see a lot of the young up-and-comers for the University of Oregon that maybe, we won't see very, very many times this season. I think NCAA slipped this end on us this week too and lost in all of the football pollues that we've had this week. The NCAA also has said that bowl games in college football playoff games are non-counters to that four-game limit too. - And that's great. I was looking at Oregon's schedule right now. Boise State, I don't think you're gonna get the young guys out there. Oregon State. - That's a very good group. That's a team that a lot of people believe will make the college football playoff out of the group of five. - And look, I don't think Boise State's going to beat Oregon in any way. Would I be surprised that that game got close? No. - No, it's Oregon Boise State. Yeah. That number one, that rivalry even when it was really cooking and Oregon had more talent, Boise State still punched them in the mouth a couple times. And Aston Gente is a dude. - He's a dude. - I mean, there's a reason why he's a legitimate Heisman candidacy to start the season. - Got them dawgs. - But you can probably get those young guys out there against UCLA. - I don't know. - I just feel like that team's gonna be so bad. - But your travel squad is paired out, so. I mean, I don't know. - But I'm trying to look at like when they could happen again, Illinois, Maryland. - I don't know. - Those are probably your only real opportunity. So if you're a duck fan, you want to see. - But you're far between, that's for sure. - If you want to see what the next generation of guys looks like and you want to get an idea, like, look, if you're a college football fan, you've watched Dylan Gabriel throw the ball. You've watched him throw it a lot. - From every arm slot imaginable. - But if you want to get out there and watch Oregon actually mash Idaho and see what Mogo or more or. - No upset. - I never said looks like, or any of the younger linemen or any of the guys on the wide receivers that are deeper on the bench. - There's a lot of young defensive players too that you're gonna go, oh, okay. - It's a good way to get excited. I think for college football, coming back. - 100%. - Speaking of coming back, we're back with Jeff Russ. Oh, and a Friday afternoon, it's 2.30 each, which we will hit next here on Danny and Dusty. Danny and the fan. Now at T-Mobile, get four 5G phones on us and four lines for $25 a line per month when you switch with eligible trade-ins. All on America's largest 5G network. (upbeat music) - Minimum of four lines for $25 per line per month without a paid discount using debit or bank account. $5 more per line without auto pay. 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If Dylan Gabriel takes the field in the second half, cause for concern, no big deal. - I would say cause for concern. - Cause for concern, yeah, I would 100% go down that lane. - Uh-huh. - That's a problem, man. - Yeah, nothing good, bro. - Oregon's win total this season set at 10 and a half. Pretty much everywhere you look. - Over, under 10 and a half wins for the Ducksis here. - God, it's probably one of the best lines in college football. It is dumb hard to pick that. - Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna go over. - I wanna say over, I really do. I think they're gonna beat Ohio State. I think they're gonna lose on the road. - Yeah. Who cash this as bull record? Play-off? - I don't know. We'll just go regular season here, yeah. - So go over. - That's why I think I'm going. I wanna say 11 wins. I really do. I really do. - Yeah, regular season win total. - Yeah, but the fact that they're at Michigan and at Wisconsin. - That means you get one slip up. - Yeah, and that's what I was saying. I think they only do lose one, but the opportunity to lose that second one late in the year at Wisconsin is just hanging out. - Some analytics, bro, did a chart of how many mulligans each team in college football is afforded this year? - Mm-hmm. - And it was wild because it had Oregon with two to still make the play-off. - Okay. - How many mulligans each team? - They could lose to Ohio State and Michigan still make it. - And still make the play-off? - Yeah, I believe that's true. - What was really interesting to me was that like Oregon State had more mulligans than Washington did to make it to the play-off. Does Washington's schedule really suck? - Yeah, because I think it was like you get one if you are Oregon State. (laughs) - Yeah. - And that's Oregon, but you gotta keep that one close, right? But it was a weird chart, it was very confusing to me, but it was basically saying that the path for Oregon State has more opportunities for you to get in than Washington. I was like, "That doesn't make any sense." - Washington plays Michigan, Iowa, USC, Penn State, Oregon. - Yeah. - How could they have less? - I don't know. - I don't know if you guys saw this. There's a Barstool fella who he says he's personally guarantees Ohio State will go 12 and 0. And he lists all of their opponents and for each opponent there's a different like, you know, wager if they lose that game. For Oregon's he says he'll eat 10 yellow marshmallow duck peeps for every point Oregon scores. - Oh. - Wow. - So figure they score 32 points, let's say that's 320 peeps. - So it would say, okay, so it was Mulligans, Georgia has three, Alabama, Oregon have two. Then there's a bunch of teams that have one, zero, which is you just gotta win the games, just win 'em all. And then it was how many upsets you need to have. Washington needed three upsets to make it. Oregon State only needed two. That was the way that the chart was formed. So I think in that terms with the schedule that you read, there it is, upsets needed, Oregon State, they need to, obviously if you upset Oregon and then you win out on your schedule, yeah, you're probably dancing because that would be Oregon State and Boise State would probably be the two upsets that they would need as of right now. And so if you win those two, you're winning all the rest of your games. - Yeah, well, in theory. - Well, in theory, in this case. So, yeah, that was the chart. I felt it needed context there. - I like it. - Speaking of Oregon State, the post Jonathan Smith era begins tomorrow, they host Idaho State. The Beaves, 28 and a half point favorites. As Trent Bray takes the reins, 330 kick on the sea dub, Giovanni McCoy named the starter, Bengal Branson, Jabari Johnson, expect to see time this season as well. The Beaves over under is seven and a half wins. - So over under seven and a half wins. - Oh boy. - God, that is a really tough one because there's so many unknowns. - They're good at this. - Well, they are really good at this because you have Boise State, Oregon, San Diego State, Purdue, Purdue, and maybe UNLV as those games that they're saying are the ones that are losses on there. - I get to five wins. Pretty straightforward. Six, yeah. - They have so many toss-up games. What happens with Purdue? What happens with Cal? What happens with Washington State? That's a really tough one because we truly have no idea. - Air Force is always a weird one. - No, Air Force is. You have to go to Fort Collins. You have to play them right after you play San Jose State, which I'm here to tell you, you don't have a bi-week in between. That's a weird system change to go from spread to-- - Rear option. Rear. - Yeah. - I don't like that. That's got to be maybe the worst change in sports as far as like stylistically. We're gonna play 53 to third and also these guys. Mm-mm. They're gonna tax you mentally. State, trust your reads. Trust your reads. - The entire game relentless. - All 54 plays they're gonna run. - Nope, no thank you. - I'm gonna take the under. I think they're bull eligible, but I think seven's the number. - Okay, I'm gonna go under. Well, we talked about them quite a bit earlier. Dion Sanders in Colorado, surviving a close call with North Dakota State last night, 31-26. All it took was 445 yards and four touchdowns from Shudora Sanders. Three of those going to Travis Hunter, who's on the field for 129 of the Buffalo's 131 snaps. One of those snaps that he missed, he was forced off the field because his helmet had come off on a play. So they're now one and oh on the season. Their win total in Vegas is five and a half. So, over, under, five and a half wins for Colorado. - Under, under, I don't know that hesitate, I look that schedule, under. - Kind of seems like a pretty easy one. I've been watching last night. - And be, look, we've settled about Washington. You can be a different team at the end of the season. But by different, I think Colorado could suck more. - But I have far less questions about the coaching at UW than I do at Colorado. - Not like that, but you know what the talent is at Colorado. - Yep. - You know it's hanging on by a thread of Shador and Travis Hunter. - Yeah. - And I should say, Horn Jr. is also in that list. - But Jim, Horn Jr. - But other than those three guys, it's, the talent disparity is significant. And I just don't believe it. - We'll do one more quickie here as we're kind of coming up against it, right? Sunday evening, number 23 USC and number 13 LSU from Vegas 430 on ABC. The Bayou Bengals are four point favorites. Who you got, USC, LSU. - Wait, do you say the Bayou Bengals or LSU? - No, I said USC or LSU. - Okay. - Right, LSU. - Yeah, he's wearing his hat. It's okay. You wearing it, fight on hat. - I think we all knew which one he was going to do. - This is the only song we play. (laughing) - All righty. - I am not comfortable with that game. If you're asking me outright or the points, give me the points and I'll take it. - Yeah. - Hand up, hand up Vancouver for a text line, text police getting me. - Fort Collins, Colorado State. Colorado Springs, Syracuse. I did, I did, I did. - I was at the academy. - Hand up, hand up. - Colorado, it's all the same. - That's right. - Better like this mouth. - Yeah, they got to go to Durango to play Air Force. - All the same, Pueblo. - Yeah, that's right. - That's a hellscape. - Colorado State University, Pueblo, that's a D2 power. Where's Colorado School of the Mines? Where's that at? - I got a good football throw. - Probably up in the mountains. - Yeah, oh, it would make sense. - If it's the Colorado School of the Mines, they might be buying some glass. - Golden, Colorado. - Dude, no wonder they're so good. They're like, hey. - They're right at course, aren't they? - You're a recruiting trip. Guess what you get? - We're gonna go take it to it. - Bank with it. - And you get the minus. - Baby. - Gotta love it. I can actually put a nice little bow on today's show. We'll make some picks. Come up next to your name, doesn't he? Get it in. - 45 seconds on Portland State, go. - Okay, well, your quarterback, Sacheré, is back yet again through 4,700 yards last year. And Dante Sacheré is electric. He is really fun to watch at quarterback. You also have got the return of Quincy Craig, who as a running back last year, he was kind of a Swiss army knife for Barney Ball in Portland State. I'm excited for Portland State, but at the same time, have you, have you, you haven't? I'm not gonna say it. I'm not even gonna ask if you've seen their schedule. Portland State's scheduled this year, has got two FBS opponents in Washington State and Boise State, and then they have eight teams that are ranked in the preseason top 25 in the FCS level and six teams that played in the playoffs a year ago. - Not bad, not bad. 45 seconds on Portland State, ladies and gentlemen. - They play Washington State. - There you go. There we go. - There are some big games of consequence this week in all rating college football is week one. There are some stinkers, certainly. We ended the OR with number 23 USC taking number 13 LSU, but there's also another top 20 matchup between Notre Dame, Texas A&M. It is the game that has not been getting a lot of discussion, a lot of billing for a reason. I don't really understand it. - I think people, maybe Elko at Texas A&M is finally the coach. He's like, "Hey, if we just shut up, let's maybe cool down on these expectations here for a little bit and maybe prove that we deserve a seat at the table before we start talking about it." - Yeah. - We have one stupid video come out of Texas A&M this summer. - We have had a stupid photo yesterday. They tweeted out one of the more disgusting things I have seen. It was, I mean, this really drove it home that they are a cult. They have sausage wraps where they have sausage wrapped in tortillas and apparently in college station, Texas, that's a tailgate delicacy. - Normal thing. - It's just a sausage wrapped in a tortilla. - I feel like that should be a tech. - You would think, no, they're too busy throwing those tortillas at people. But this hammer's home, Texas A&M is a cult because the only people that eat that are in cults and you get that sausage wrap right before you get your Kool-Aid and then put your little Nike's on and go to the bunk beds. That school terrifies me. - Oh, man. - It terrifies me, man. - Like we're talking like a sausage link? Just a basic sausage link in a tortilla. - Yeah, it's like they went to Costco, got some Costco dogs and we're like, "wrap this in a tortilla." - The tortilla is the best delivery mechanism for food. - It's the finest food in college station right here. - Not even a little cheese in there or anything. - No. - It's haunted. - I said what I said. - It's haunting. - It's a sausage wrapped in tortilla and people were like, "Yeah, I can't wait!" - No, Texas A&M, you can get in the door for tickets as low as $147. - Yikes, so bored. - They are still delusional, just quiet about it. - A&M, three-point favorites, we got Notre Dame. - I would as well as disgusting as that is. The other big one, obviously Clemson, Georgia, Georgia, 11 and a half point favorites, which way are you going? - Georgia, Georgia, Georgia to cover. - Ooh, to cover. - Yeah, 11 and a half? - All right. - Yeah. - I'm gonna go and say I'm gonna go dabble. I'm gonna take the dabble to cover. - All right. - That's it, ladies and gentlemen. We have week one, weekend football, officially underway. - I can't wait. - Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. - I can't wait. - All right. - We will catch you guys on Tuesday. - Tuesday, we're off on Labor Day. We will not be laboring on Labor Day. - Ooh. - All right. - We are going to rage against the machine. - Let's go. - I'm gonna. - All right, up next you got four hours of power from their mouths to your ears. It's prime time with Isaac and Suke. Have a great weekend, everybody. 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