Danny and Dusty

8-29-24 Full show

Shohei Ohtani on pace for a 50/50 season. What is happening with Brandon Aiyuk? Colorado hosting North Dakota State. Beavers get a legacy commit. Will Levis got prank-called on draft night. Steph Curry gets a big extension. Worst Day on the Web: TSA classifies peanut butter as a liquid. Jerod Mayo names a starting QB. College football rivalry trophy matchups. Baseball stuff! Tom Brady buying a piece of the Raiders. What to expect from Colorado this season?

Duration:: 2h 20m
Broadcast on:: 29 Aug 2024
Audio Format:: mp3

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With Danny Morang and Dusty the fan man Hera. All frozen monkey sounds in their cold gut. The only Danny Morang pie. Danny and Dusty on the Odyssey and 1080. Yeah this is gonna be awesome. The fan. Good afternoon. Hey welcome in. Happy Thursday everybody Danny and Dusty. Official start of week one of the college football season. Hey. Coach Prime and the buffs. Take it on North Dakota state and the bison. Is that the biggest game of the day? I'm not sure I've ever wanted a team to lose so badly in my entire life. Oh really? Look at you. Wow full on hater. Hating on coach prime huh. Yeah you'll find you. I think it's well earned. Yeah well you know where to come at me prime. You'll find you. Easy to find. Easy easy to find. You should go out to Boulder and tell that to his face. I'll get right on that. Alright. I'd love it if we just had if we had a a bit where Jeff Rust just confronted people with all of his gripes. You know like we just send him out to Boulder. It's like for 15 seconds Rust gives prime a piece of his mind. Darn right. And then just walks off. I'm gonna stand up for John Keeler and the guy's name. Yeah the post columnist. I mean he did actually take some cheap shots at Dion. I still love the Bruce Lea BS. That's the best one. That's good. That's old school columnist right there. Yeah that's a that's your old timey columnist. He's not there to make friends. No no no he's not. I mean no no. And I think that's the problem with journalism right now is too many people are trying to make friends with all of the people that they cover. Can I when we're being my bonnet quick squirrel moment. Yeah. It drives me nuts how lately whether it's NBA or NFL or whatever the the reported signings and whatnot and they attribute you know and and such and such from such and such agency negotiated the deal. Nobody nobody cares. Oh no no that's anyone. They do care. No the agent does. The audience doesn't give the audience doesn't give two essays about who negotiated the deal. I don't disagree Ben it takes up time in my space and my timeline and I get tired of wasting the four seconds having to read that on every tweet. Talking about a lot of bad boys you guys want to talk about some good boys. Sure. Do you guys see Otani and his dog? Oh good boy. Oh such a good boy. Otani and his dog throughout the first pitch last night. That's awesome then his dog at home run. Wait what? Well no he hit the whole and he stole third. Did you say dog? Yeah. What'd you think he said? I don't mind moving on. Okay. Okay. Otani stole third too. Hey. He stole third baby. No Adley Rochman catching. There. There's the big one right there. If Rochman was catching he's not swiping third. Well look does anybody does it matter if you dunk on a nickel a yokech or mugs he bogs? Yeah it does. I think there's a difference. Still a dunk. Still a big ass dunk. Still but I mean it's it's different if you go over yokech and you're like ah yeah you felt that jump. Yeah well okay if you go over if you dunk over the upbeat. If you go over Zach Edie who's like arms are above the rim and you're like nope. BAM. That's different than Muggsy Boggs. Two points. It's two points. That's right. That's right. Everybody made you stolen bases but now Otani's on pace for the 50-50 season though. He's there. He's 42-42 right now. I don't think I say he's on pace for 51-51. 51-51 baby. Do it. I'm here for it. Do it. I heard Kirk Rosen's all or Ted Rosen's all they say uh if he hits the 50-50 club he should be the first DH MVP of all time. Which is. I wouldn't disagree with that one. It's crazy to think that it's never happened but if you're gonna have a season to do it it's probably this one. No he deserves it. He should be the MVP. Well he'll be the NL MVP. He wouldn't win the MVP if he was in the AL though because what judge is doing. Yeah he's having a pretty good year too. I would say Aaron Judge's season is pretty good. But he's also in New York which you know well Otani's in that small market of Los Angeles. Well no no no but I'm saying if you're in if he was in the AL it wouldn't matter. Yeah it really wouldn't matter because Aaron Judge and they're out there pushing he's gonna set a new whole run record in the AL. Like it's like okay let's stop doing this. Yeah we need to we do need to stop that. It's still barely. So much. And he was incredible and I just deal with it here nothing else. He was incredible. Barry Bonds was incredible. He should be in the Hall of Fame. And if Otani gets a 50/50 club he has a Hall of Fame career already. 50/50 club MVP. Even with even if they with a short career if his career ended like today you would say that's a Hall of Fame worthy career. Yeah we were looking at this a really short career. We were looking at this off-air the day and it was like is he there now and it was like he's pretty damn close. Yeah if he gets to the 50/50 club yep I'm gonna go ahead and say done deal put Otani in and his dog and his dog. Yeah put decoy into. Great name. Yeah great name. I think of this. All right so if he's a two if he wins the NL MVP this year he'd be a three time MVP in both leagues right. That's good. A four time all-star rookie of the year silver slugger two times silver slugger probably gonna be a three time silver slugger. Major League Baseball's player of the year and we are looking at this is his seventh year in Major League Baseball. Only seven years in Major League Baseball. Yeah well Kelly that's it. What's really gonna hurt him are there second and third seasons where he didn't play much and wasn't an all-star or anything. I don't. That's really gonna drag down that candidate. Yeah I wasn't with the straight face. Don't care and oh by the way his pitching stats are redunculus too and he didn't he's not even pitching this year. Shohei Otani is a treasure. Yeah yeah yeah agreed and his his former interpreter is in prison. Yeah we're not hearing anything about that guy anymore. Also a fact. Those are two things that are facts. Do you think he's going to get abstained? Whoa no. Just can disappear. No. No. Okay no. I think by I feel like wire fraud and sex trafficking are kind of wildly different. Yeah look I'm not comparing their crimes. I'm comparing the who wants these people gone. Oh Tony? I don't think he. Well no remember all the other casino magnets and other athletes that were tied to him and other famous people. Yeah you forget about that. It's like yeah yeah all right. I could imagine him though speak English no more you know it's like I forgot. Could I cut out his tongue? Yeah you're picking up what I'm putting down. Yeah all right. Otani Hall of Fame. Yes right now and a very good boy for a dog. What I love. I love when I see that you know. Just a good pup out there. Oh who doesn't love good pupos? Doing this thing. Just like his just like his his his owner Shohei. Big crowd doesn't matter. He's a performer. He'll put on a show no matter what. I like it. All right um that got us off of I felt like we were going down a dark path. I felt like Rust was getting a little wound up so we were talking good boys then. All right all right. Uh I have to submit one for for for the group here. Okay. I have a family function tonight with the in-laws. Okay sorry. It is the pre the normally it is the like pre-Christmas Eve celebration with my in-laws family friend that they do every year and I and I love them. They're great in August. Okay I was gonna say this didn't happen because aggressive three different people had covid this past year. Okay. And they're circling back like let's do it now and I'm like I told my wife I'm like those aren't the rules. I'm like no this is no it's no why like again tonight college football yeah taking over and we had nothing going on for the past three months. Yep. Isn't that what the DVR is for too? Do a DVR game if you can stay away from the score it's a beautiful thing sure like and this is one of the games where I want to stay away from the score. There's a lot of games that I'll DVR that I'm like I would I like to know what happened and then go back and like say all right let's see how this all played out. You want to see the journey too even though you know the the destination. This is one game though. I don't want to know the outcome before I watch it. I want to go in with a blank slate to North Dakota State Colorado. Now I have a dumb question. All right. And I know that there are no dumb questions only dumb people that ask questions. So I I am not a cord cutter yet. I'm not on the the YouTube television or the Hulu with live what have not all those do those streaming services do they have DVR as well. Yes. Do they? Yes. Okay. Yes. You can you can record shows or you could just go back and just rewatch them. Right. Some they don't call it like with the live sports. I think yeah I believe that to be true for most of them. Right. That's been my experiences in the past. I don't know all of them. Yeah. There's there are a lot of them because it feels like that would be a giant you know. Yeah. I feel like there's something here that needs to be discussed because we were talking about the Oregon, Washington, USC, UCLA, Big Ten, blackout locally here. I have seen more people and heard of more people just saying got food boo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo for us by us baby. They're not wearing Fubo gear. I mean they're good. I don't know when the last time I saw Fubo gear outside of a good will was. And always in powder blues like in the 90s early early aughts maybe. Yeah. Yeah. But they're going to Fubo. Fubo. God. Now it's in my head. I mean your head worder. They're going to Fubo and they're not looking back. But there's been a lot of that in YouTube TV too. I think more people have been on the YouTube TV track. The Vancouver Ford. Fubo who's had a big come up. The Vancouver Ford text line saying that YouTube TV in fact has unlimited TV. Yeah. Yeah. All right. And you could just go back like it is sometimes not even DVR. You could just like scroll back and be like you want to watch this as live. You're like sure. Bingo. Yeah. Do that whole thing too. So yeah. I've got a Christmas in August thing. I have to do tonight. Don't do that. Don't. I put your foot down. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's not going to work. I mean this is not one of those things I can put my foot down on. I just don't. You know it. There's also people that it's something special that you only see them once a year. But now you'll see them twice a year in that in four months apart too. You don't that unacceptable. And to be fair I guess. And it's not that you don't I do like them. You it's not like yeah you do you like the people you you'd be like yeah I would love to see these people more. And I and I do see them at like basically every one of the family functions on my my wife's side of the family like they're always okay. So why are we pressuring this? That's what I said. I was like like are you gonna have to wear a Christmas sweater when it's 88 degrees out today? Look I don't. It's there's also like a it's not a white elephant gift exchange. It's like a it is a gift exchange. And I had one from that that sat and sat and sat and my wife eventually stole it. Oh so now I have to go get one. No what you should do is even used be like look we waited we we held off as long as we could. This three months it's been used but here you go. But yeah she she stole it and now I have to go get one before we go. I told I told her a couple days ago. I go hey you stole the present that I had for your dad. You need to replace it. And now we're here day off. She's like oh here's a couple ideas. I'm like well get to it. Yeah. Den's the rules. So it's so weird. That's a weird thing to do. Right. You could have done it several months in between now and December. Yeah 24th. All right. I'm sorry man. It's just well. My wife's like well you should appreciate this because it means that we get to do stuff with people that we love. And I was like okay look. And you they are people that you love. You like being around them. All of that stuff we can say are all truths. We're not lying here. Right. But we have no I have that and we've got another family friend thing on Saturday and then we've got a birthday thing on Sunday. I'm like we could have cut this one out. We could have cut this one out. Here's my big problem with this. Bigger than just like doing like we're redoozies on Christmas. Are you guys going to be playing like Christmas music? If they are I'm going to lose it. That is a pet peeve of mine. I don't like Christmas music to begin with. Christmas music is out of season. The day after Thanksgiving to Christmas. Day and it ends there. That is your Christmas music window. I don't like Christmas movies. I don't like Christmas shows. I don't like Christmas songs anytime. Like you're going you're you're doing the rewatch of the office. Right. You're watching. You've had your brain warped by Christmas music just like I have. Yeah. I don't think I ever worked at the finish line. Oh did you know what they're doing? Oh god. I worked at Abercrombie for two two Christmases. And I wanted to make brain matter all over the wall. Yeah. Well I think that's an evergreen statement for you. But when you think of the Christmas music it just gets so old so quickly. And then you have that time off where you have 11 months to be like hey. This is good to hear again. It's it's comforting to hear it at this time. Don't give me that. I will switch off of any of the shows that are Christmas shows. If I'm rewatching a series and it's not Christmas time. Yeah. We're going to skip this. Yeah we're good. We don't we don't need this one. I don't need to watch the office episode where Michael Scott takes what's her face to rehab. We're in that month leading up to it. You know and I come across Christmas vacation or Christmas story. I'll leave it on there. No. I'll give it a watch. Mm-hmm. No. Mm-hmm. I get mad at that network. Fix the newel post. I will. I will get mad at that network and I'll protest it for a while. T&T you want to do Christmas in July? Mm-hmm. Not going to watch it. I didn't say July. I said that month leading up to it. Oh wait. So October like in you're talking November. Oh well. Yes. That's the window. Yeah. That's in the window. Okay. I didn't realize it. The window is Thanksgiving to Christmas. Yeah. Got it. Well I haven't. No. You have that window. But if you're going any other month between Thanksgiving and Christmas, I'm out. I'll even give you a little bit of a wiggle room to New Year's. I'll give you to New Year's even. Not now with the music but with the movies. No. See me? Once you hit December 26th, Christmas stuff is done. That's it. Okay. You did. That's a hard out. Yeah. All right. Ooh yeah. Like this Vancouver 4 text line chiming in. Big 5. Christmas music for three years was terrible. Marshmallow world 10 times a day. Yeah. That'll get you. Don't want to do it. No. Can do it. Nope. Seriously. Working in the mall of Christmas just made me despise a lot of what the commerce of Christmas is. Yeah. It didn't. Well have a great Christmas on August 29th. Sweet. Thanks. Can't wait. I can't wait. I hope you're not listening and thinking I'm being grumpy about this. Oh no, you're not. You just it's like it's why it's part of the game. Understand. Can't wait for you to come in tomorrow with a big old eggnog hangover. You're going to it's like 88 degrees. They're going to have eggnog out with a little bit of rum in it and you're just going to be. That sounds like the worst thing ever right now. Oh man. Brutal. All right. Well, shall we sport? Fine. We shall. We shall. We've got a lot that we need to get to NFL and college football related. We've got a sorting quarterback's named, but the weirdest saga in sports doesn't seem to have an end next on the fan. Bazaar saga that does not seem to have an end in sight. San Francisco 49ers and Brandon and I, what the heck is going on here? It is time for game preparation. And we've seen guys like Jamar Chase who does not have a contract yet with the Cincinnati Bengals. Good soldier. It pushes way through. Say, you know what? For the greater good, I'm going to come back. I'm going to practice through. We'll iron this thing out when the time comes. We have a lot of receivers that have end players around the NFL really that have said, Nope. You know what? Going to get this deal done. Iron it out with the team and the player contracts for CD lamb have been pushed through. We've seen guys start to return. The 49ers are on a completely different planet with both Brandon, I, and Trent Williams, though I've always been of the thought and it's been reported out there that they know what they're going to do with Trent Williams and they don't need Trent Williams right now to just be out there, but they need to know how much money they have to work with and that hinges on IU, right? Sure. To give Trent Williams his new deal, but those days may be be disappearing very quickly if you listen to John Lynch yesterday on the IU situation. Communicated to Brandon's camp at any point saying that he would be expected to practice starting. I'm not going to get into our communication again, but you know, there's, you know, at some point, you got play at some point, you got to practice got no update, but at some point, yeah, got to practice. And there's a little, a little news bit there in the sense of, I saw it discussed in the San Francisco media circles. IU was dealing with like a lower back strain in the beginning of camp. So technically he could be excused by doctors and not have to not be faced with fines via the CBA. That's no longer the case. Yes, but also as a fifth year guy, when you're getting your new deal, you can wave some of those fines because it's, you're still on your rookie deal. Apparently that is in the CBA. So he's not on a veteran deal. Like, you know, and he has been technically showing up just not practicing. Yes, but again, there's, there's a gray area here that where if the 49ers want to go hard line stance, they can. Yeah. And I don't know, like, here's the thing I don't know. The, the 49ers, what we do know have given their best offer that they can because of all of the guys that they're trying to pay right now too. So they're sitting there going, all right, we will allow you to go out and find a team, negotiate a contract. And if we have a trade that makes sense for both of us, we'll go ahead and do that, right? Commander said, no, price point two steep. We're out. We don't want to do the Patriots offered, but he wanted no part of the Patriots. Patriots gave him over $30 million. He was reported about $32 million average salary. And he said, no, don't want to do that. Pittsburgh gave him a competitive offer more than what San Francisco is willing to give, to give him. And that's a place that he wanted to go to. And he said, no, I don't want to do this anymore. Probably watched his quarterback, the quarterback playing goes, yeah, no, I'm not doing that. And so, and it was just a little bit more than what San Francisco was offering. So you're in this boat where you're going, all right, it's not about the money you want to win. But it's also about the money because you're really upset that San Francisco is can't give you more, right? And the touches, the hierarchy of where you are in that offense, he's fourth fiddle. And I don't think that anybody with a brain can look at it and be like, yeah, that makes sense. Christian McCaffrey, Deebos, Samuel George Kittle, and then Brandon Ayuk. No, and the interesting thing is that this happened yesterday, the Cleveland Browns moved a ton of Deshawn Watson's money from guaranteed contract to signing bonus, which freed up $62 million. And immediately got me thinking, well, they were teaming those room around, Ayuk. And then Adam Schefter addressed that this morning on Pat McAfee. They already were offering more money than Pittsburgh, more money than San Francisco. They were offering that that wasn't the issue. The issue simply was that he preferred to go elsewhere. So when they opened up all this money for that, Trent? Well, they opened it up knowing that they have business to do with the start of the new league year next year and to have that flexibility. And again, I don't ever rule out that Brandon Ayuk couldn't change his mind today. But I haven't heard that he is. Like, if I heard today that he was being traded with Cleveland, when it shocked me, it would surprise me. But in this particular situation, nothing, nothing has been what you thought it would be nothing. So it's hard, it's hard to predict. But I don't think to answer your question, I don't think the Browns opened up that cap space with the idea that we are getting close to making a trade for the show. I could be wrong, but I don't believe that to be the case. No one knows. Okay. Why are you opening up $62 million? It's not like the Cleveland Browns have a litany of players with like the 49ers, where they're looking at, okay, we have this contract coming up, this contract coming up, this contract coming up, they've got a running back coming off a leg, getting basically torn off. They've got Miles Garrett wrapped up. They've already guaranteed all of Deshawn Watson's money. There's nobody on their roster outside of those guys. We were just like, Yeah, that guy needs to be locked up for an eternity, because he's the future of us. Like, so why the hell are they clearing $62 million if not to go after some monster free agent? deck. Isn't that the number deck is looking for? Isn't that the exact number deck is looking for? What are they going to? They're going to string out good, string out to Sean Watson's guarantee money. How great would that be if they just trade Deshawn to Dallas for deck and they give him his $62 million. That would make me the happiest person on earth, going to the Cowboys and like all of a sudden being like fixed again, like he could only work in Texas would be hilarious. But like, my first thought when I saw it was like, Oh, they must be back in on IU because why the hell are you clearing $62 million that in here's the thing I that I just am in all of this. I have been like the 49ers could be at fault here. Brandon. I could be at fault. They both are. Let's let's let this play out. I have changed that to I think this is more of a Brandon IU issue than a San Francisco. Oh, he's a crazy diva wide receiver, but 49ers are still and not handled this correctly at all. Okay, but how how they have said, okay, go find a trade partner then. Well, Tim Calacami of the athletic covers the Bay Area sports. You reported this morning that in total value, they're apart by about $10 million. Guaranteed. Guaranteed. Yeah, which if you're Jed York, shut up and do it. Well, no, but you can't you can't you can't they are sitting there saying we can't do it. You can do get $10 million guaranteed over a course of a four year deal you can do. But then the trade value for or the re signing of Brock Purdy, the ability to re sign Trent Williams, they they are actually they've drafted really well. They've traded for guys that are really important pieces. They are up against it in that regard. So I'm just not going to play another four years. So I understand that. But he Trent Williams is more important to this team than no other than Brandon. I use this year. But if you guarantee it, think about this. Okay. The likelihood that George Kittle is going to be there in four years, probably 75% or better, probably going to be there a cafe. He's probably going to fall off a cliff. Yeah, for injuries. There is, I think both those guys are going to wear down in diva Samuel is two. That's why it's that's why it's prudent that you have to keep Trent Williams because I think you got like a two year window right now. But also I actually youngest of them if you're going to keep a receiver for any period of time. If it's $10 million of total total money strung out over four years, it's that's you're talking about less than $3 million a year. But I think that this is where San Francisco is handling this the way they should because in the NFL, you don't think about that four years. It's we have a window right now. How can we keep this window open and productive so we can still win over the next two years because that's their window is two years right now because Brock Purdy is going to be this year. He isn't going to be coming off the cheap deal. You're going to have to pay him because San Francisco of all teams knows that Jimmy Garoppolo can only get you so far, right? And you got a guy that you think can get you over that hump and manage this team. And that will take up a bulk of money. They're looking at this as two years, not that four year because they're going to have to at some point hit that reset when Kittle comes up, when when he's done, when McCaffrey falls off. That's why you just backload it with him because nobody else on your roster is going to be going to be there at that point in time. But at the same time, they said go find a trade partner and he can't. He can't. Well, I mean, he can. But no, he can't because he's not taking it. Yeah, he has, he has been given the opportunity to talk to every single team in the NFL. Where do you want to go? He wants his money, but he wants his money in San Francisco. That's what it comes down to. And that's why saying, well, no, and it's, and that's why I don't think that this is the franchise's fault. I think that this is more on Brandon Ayuk because money, not a problem, winning situations, not a problem. Cleveland is a winning situation. I mean, they can win. And to Sean Watson, and if your school in office still better than Russell Wilson, if you think you're that good, then go to Cleveland and make them better, get them over the hump, right? This is a team that went to the divisional round last year and lost to the Ravens. So you can, I don't know, they got beat by Houston. They got beat by Houston on the road. Got walloped by Houston. So go ahead and go ahead and make them better. If you're saying you are that good, you should make that difference there. That's why I'm going, I'm losing more on Ayuk and I'm more on board with the 49ers, but for the 49ers, they're in this situation where they want to still do right by the player, but the player, they tried to handle this like the Kansas City Chiefs did with Tyree kill. Yeah. And Brandon Ayuk is turning out to be more of an issue between the years than Tyree kill us, which is saying something a lot because they go find your perfect spot. Nope. Out. So this is getting even more murky by the minute. 5038646326. That be the Vancouver Ford text line. Your dollar goes further at Vancouver Ford. They treat you right before during end after the sale. Visit you online or visit them online at vancouverford.com. All right. We got the start of the college football week one tonight. And this little nugget out of Colorado, North Dakota state, it, it perked my attention because the bison are going to go into this thing without every advantage they can possibly have. First, just rest with sports center. Colorado Buffalo's take on North Dakota state tonight, five o'clock kick on ESPN. The bison a FCS powerhouse. We know about the greatness of North Dakota state. One thing I love about their uniforms, subtle accent, the wheat. They have wheat on their helmet stripe. Their helmet stripe is wheat. Like their pants stripe is wheat. I think they got it. They got a good look there at North Dakota state. No, I know. I don't like their yellow jerseys as much. I like their green and their white ones. But they got the nice little wheat stripe that they have. I think it's on their green helmets. It's pretty sweet, but they take on Colorado tonight in Boulder. And all eyes are on the buffs to see if they are for real or not. I think the line has been bed up to 10. It's opened at eight. The line has been bed up to 10 for Colorado. You might take the bison on 10. Get the double digits. I might take that. Well, North Dakota state is in a weird situation because we got helmet comms this year. First time that in the FBS, you can have the helmet comms where coaches can communicate with their quarterback and one player on defense as well to get their plays in. So we don't have Connor Stallings running around the FCS level. You do not have those helmet comms. And this comes from Guy Haberman of big 10 network. So North Dakota state bought the helmet comms for the one game for the one game this year. They said screw it. If they have them, we're going to have them. And it can only use up in this game. I thought if North Dakota state didn't have them, I thought Colorado couldn't use them. I think they can. I think in these instances, they can because of interest. It's only if another FBS doesn't have it. Because, I mean, you're playing a different level, playing a different level of football. I mean, the advantages are already there. I mean, still feels it feels unsporting. That's going to make a difference in the spinal score. Look, I'm just saying, it feels unsporting in the way of like going hunting or going fishing in a trout pond. I mean, like, look, it's already, it's already gone a little too far when you're taking FBS against FCS. Yeah, I don't think it matters. You also need to have that. Yeah. Look, I get it. And folks, I'm pro hunter. That just chill. But the, it feels very unsporting. Well, North Dakota state doesn't care. But then also, North Dakota state said, well, fine, we'll play too. Yeah, we're going to have this for the one game that we can use it this season. I'm taking, I'm taking North Dakota state. You're going to go North Dakota state on this, huh? Oh, it's not smart money because it is still FCS against FBS. But North Dakota state is a hell of a program. They are, but I just, this may be where the dam breaks for North Dakota state, because now you have lost three coaches to FBS, right? You're on your fourth coach in this run because Craig Bull's left first and went to Wyoming to take over Wyoming, Chris Kliman left and he went to Kansas state where he's done an amazing job. Their head coach last year is now a defensive coordinator at assistant defense coordinator at USC. Now you're on your fourth coach of this run. At some point, it things change, right? And we saw that last year, South Dakota state has, it has closed the gap on them. They aren't running a rough shot through the FCS like they used to. And I think they may be living on, hey, remember that one time when Kansas state lost, and Kansas state lost in North Dakota state. Like, you know, you're sitting there and you're going, you remember in North Dakota state, we go down and they beat those FBS teams. At some point with the transfer portal to like, this is the hard part, and we've talked about this with Idaho as they get ready to come to Austin stadium on Saturday. Giovanni McCoy, their quarterback from last year is now the starting quarterback at Oregon state. Anthony Woods, their 1,000 yard rush over a year ago is now at Utah, right? You keeping your roster and keeping your coaching staff is harder than it's ever been before at the FCS level. And North Dakota state, Montana, Montana state, they do have that leg up. We talked about the other day about keeping the locals, but also those programs have also been successful in putting guys in the NFL. Yes, they have. They can go look, you can go to Utah, you can go to whatever, you know, power for school, but you better be sure because you can develop here and you can be a dude here and you will get eyes. Yep. Like you, if your goal is to make it to the league, you can do it from here. And it's not like, oh, we get one every now and it's like, no, they churn them out. Yeah. So this is a little wild. I'm looking at the North Dakota state transfer portal from this year, they lost a receiver and a receiver and a defensive lineman. That's it. So they've only lost two guys at the portal. Defense lineman went to Kansas, receiver ended up at Iowa state. Other than that, they've been able to close those doors in that. That's incredible. You're recent North Dakota state NFL players, Carson Wentz recognized Eastern stick, Trey Lance, Christian Watson, Cody March, those are the guys that you recognize, but there's two, four, six, eight, 10, 12 guys in the past five years. Not too shabby. Seven years. That's not too shabby. I mean, good Lord for an FCS school. That's insane. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good program. They got the one on there. Well, you get that game tonight outside of that, the slate is pretty thin. You got North Carolina and Minnesota, which I don't know if that does much for anybody. You got Mac Brown versus PJ Fleck. You're going to run the damn ball in that game. We're going to see that happen. Run the ball. Oh, run the ball. That's right. Brent Key, but other than that, it's pretty slow slate on Thursday, but I don't care. Week one of college football is here and all eyes are going to be on Boulder, Colorado, five o'clock ESPN as we have North Dakota state, Bison invading Boulder, Mark Jones, Roddy Jones, Quint Kessinich on the call for ESPN on that. It's always weird here Quint doing that because he's just the cross player and La Crosse guy. Oh, was he? Yeah. Played it. Johns Hopkins? You played Johns Hopkins? Hello player. But yeah, it's always Johnny Hopkins. You spoke great at that guy. Stepbrothers. There you go. Great line. Got me, Nightdog. But yeah, hearing him call, you know, when you get, you link at somebody with another sport, it's always like, what, what, what are you doing calling this sport? Yeah, what are you doing here? Why are you, why are you on this? You will have on the five o'clock kick for North Carolina in Minnesota, Jason Benetti, Brock Eward, Allison Williams on the call there. Just had a quick, quick look on North Dakota state. Yeah. 24 players in the last 10 years. To the NFL. To the NFL. That seems good. Is that good? Yeah. That seems good. That's probably better than most college programs. Okay. To be honest. 24 guys in 10 years. Yeah. Look up. I mean, Oregon State's always pump guys in, you know, look up like Cal. See what Cal is. Look at Cal. Yeah. Look at Cal. Look at, I mean, that would be a good one to look up. They have more volume because obviously they've been around more functional longer. But let's go back 10 years. Where they at? I have to manually count them because there's no ticker next to it. But they don't have numbers. What kind of shenanigans is this? Well, it seems like you're counting for a long time though. Still counting 30 30. Yeah. So again, really good. Really good. Really good. All right. Hey, you want to talk about really good. Great news for the beef setting into their week one. Danny and Dusty on the fan. I spot up the other day. And I thought it was really good. We haven't had a time to wedge this one in here. But great news for the beefs heading into the start of the season, right? Oh. Schuyler Jackson committed to Oregon State this week. Who's he? He is the son of Stephen Jackson. Legendary running back for the Oregon State beavers and probably, I mean, Stephen Jackson and what he did in St. Louis was absolutely bonkers. I mean, just was eight consecutive thousand yard seasons that Stephen Jackson had as a member of the Rams. Absolutely nuts. And Schuyler Jackson is it doesn't come in as a five star running back or a four star. He's a he's a three star running back. He's a 14th rated prospect out of the state in Nevada this year. But I look at when you have a program in such flux as Oregon State is where there's so much unknown when you are able to bring back those legacy guys and you hold on to those legacy guys. And that says a lot about the connection that the beefs have made with their alumni and their most notable alumni and that staying power, right? Of it still means a lot to the guys that played there that Schuyler Jackson isn't jumping at the offer that he had from, you know, the other pack to school, Washington State, or, you know, trying to maybe stay in state and go to UNLV, which is on the up and coming. He is not this highly touted heralded recruit. But keeping those guys is so important for a program, especially when you're in a transition period, right? I mean, you look at on a completely different level where, you know, Alex Moulden was a legacy guy for the Oregon Ducks. And when Elijah Moulden came out of Westland High School, everybody's like, oh, yeah, he's going to go to Oregon. He's going to go to Oregon. But it was the stability of Chris Peterson. It was the program up at Washington, the trajectory of where things were going. You know, there was there was some flux in what was happening in Eugene. And one of those legacy guys, you know, his kid went to a rifle, right? Oops, you know, and it worked out great for Elijah Moulden. Oregon, obviously, is still in a really damn good place where they're at right now and they they were able to, you know, sturdy the ship and in through the some rough waters. But the fact of the matter was that that was an in-state guy that was really good, a legacy guy. And for Oregon State, when your program is in flux right now, to hold on to those legacy guys, it's huge for your program, even though he's not like a highly touted recruit like an Elijah Moulden was. No, still a guy that heading into his senior probably can get a lot of flash. He's got a sturdy 6-1-2-0-5. Well, here's the thing. Is Bronnie James the best basketball player we've ever heard of? No. How much focus did he get? Way too much. And that's the thing is when you when you are a legacy, whether it's in basketball, football, whatever it is, if you're remotely good, it's good for it's good for everyone. Yeah. In the sense of its its additional coverage is like, oh, it's this harvest year on land. Well, Oregon, a Killy Smith Jr. Yeah, right. Look, I've seen recruiting services rate him very highly, and I've seen some other services are like, he's more Bronnie James in the sense of like, he probably, there's been, I think a few have given him some five stars and I'm like, maybe let's stop that little train a little bit. But that's part of like being the legacy. Yeah. Is you do get that bump and you know who that's good for? It's good for the program. Good for the player. It's good for everyone. So being able to keep those guys, the one I mean, they came to mind is Frank Gore. His kid went to Southern Miss. How the hell does Frank Gore Jr. go to Southern Miss? Yeah. Like it's like, what the? Well, a lot of it is like, they're not their dad, right? Sure. But like, but also like you can develop into something. You got the genetics. Is it, I mean, like, he just got cut by the Eagles, but I mean, like, you know, yeah, it's always like it's a date Burleson. The second right now is at Nevada. It's like, pretty crazy to see that. Huh, that's weird. But when you, when you see the legacies, go somewhere else. Now, uh, what's the McCaffery, the youngest one that just got drafted, Luke? Yeah, out of rice. He's the run through the litter. We get on the NFL, but, but we get it. Good genes. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, rice, also really good school, really good school, like it's not Stanford, but still a very, very, very good school. Yeah. That one you kind of understand. You know what I mean? Like that was like, oh, well, it's a little bit of difference there. Yeah. But what we're talking about with Jackson, he's how big? Uh, six, one, two, oh five going into a senior year. Yeah, yeah, he'll be fine. He'll be okay. Got a good little frame on him. Yeah, he's not brand Jacobs, but you know, yeah, who is who is six foot three, two hundred and thirty eight pound high school running back on Coke. That story is still, I don't think that got enough traction as it should have. I think the Olympics kind of overshadowed 338 yards and five touchdowns. And all because he's walking through the gym and the guy who played there before, is like, Hey man, you want to try that white girl? He's like, okay. Few bombs before you turn a few kids into some bumps. Oh, you're right back. I gotta take one more quick dump. Yeah, he was, you know, sprinting the end zone up because he wanted to score because he had a crap. There's another mold in two. Just I am old in that lesson. Good God. Proliferating everywhere. He is a monster monster. Corner two for Anthony Newman, who you will hear on the pregame show coming up on Saturday right here on the fan. He came up, picked up his media credential today. I said, how the line's looking cute. He said, Oh, we're gonna be good. Yeah. Yeah. You got a really good program up there. Westland High School. Good job. All right. Let's get down our number two. Shall we? We shall. You want football some more? Sure. A lot of that. 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Thank you for being a part of our day letting us be a part of yours on 1080 am ninety nine five hd two the odyssey app twitch.tv slash 1080 am the fan or party on party animals youtube dot com slash 1080 am the fan we've got brackets to get to uh we are down to four mr mering and there can only be one and you know what i know they don't never say that there can only be one highlander in that movie is that a what do they call that uh Mandela effect yeah yeah yeah um it's something close um but they don't really ever say they're oh it's there can be only one not there can only be one there can only be one it's like in uh empire strikes back he never actually says Luke I am your father what does he say he says I believe it's something I believe it's no whoa spoiler spoiler all right yeah we'll catch up to 1980 dude oh it's no I am your father yes that's what he says but not Luke I am your father that's not what it is yeah well now see uh and uh what's the other one is it Casablanca he never says played against him oh really yeah what does he say I forget but not that he says you take your butt out of here Sam actually I think what he says is first you got to do the truffle shuffle yeah oh classic movie goony stole that one yeah put hosers I will just say as it pertains to the college world rivalry trophies uh Oregonians are disgusting okay all right that's tease coming up top of next hour is this a good prank or is this incredibly mean this comes from will levis Tennessee Titan starting quarterback on bussing with the boys like waiting on maybe a phone call I think at pick 29 get a phone call from somebody it was a prank call from somebody you got a prank call was somebody you knew random number oh my god still I still have the numbers saved I'll find them someday no they just they just like they just sat there and like hung up yeah oh they left yeah okay I literally got off the phone I said let's go guys will levis ready to fight somebody because in the 2023 NFL draft when will levis was selected 33rd overall he was the first pick of that second round it was the gnarland saints who were on the board in that like see the thing about that is it's really believable right it's so believable that the saints would have been like hey we'll take a quarterback right here how could you be angry though when he had the complete smoke show sitting on his lap yeah it was pretty awesome it was pretty awesome pretty good not bad for a guy who has mail in his coffee pretty sweet sweet sweet girlfriend he had there yeah you're probably not too mad but I think that's that may be one of the more cruel things that you can do on a draft night planes why he looks so pissed off yeah throughout it wasn't just that he wasn't in a first round pick it was that somebody had prank called him now are we gonna say that maybe this was like a Louisville fan who's Kentucky's football rival also it shouldn't go to your phone it should go to your agent's phone uh yeah you know I mean a lot of these guys they have the direct connection with coaches but you would think that you would know the area code and you have certain numbers saved right teams that you think are gonna draft you like well it's a different number from the war room it's like well no I'm gonna then a number you recognize I would put it I wouldn't put it past being a Tennessee fan to do that to him um it's been a while since they've had a quarterback yeah well they may have one now Kentucky football rivals boy these are not good rivals Tennessee Vanderbilt Indiana Florida and then Louisville I'm going Louisville either they are all far superior and probably don't consider you one of their top three rivals like is Tennessee not considering Kentucky a top three rival right like they've already they've already got Bama Florida and Georgia and then they'll probably put Vandy over it because they're in their state okay Florida you're not sniffing the top four because they've got Georgia Florida state Miami I think the rivalry bleeds over because of in Tennessee yeah that's where the rivalry really bleeds over where because on the basketball court Tennessee and Florida are very much rivals of Kentucky yeah that's got to be Louisville but this is saying these are their football rivals not just the overall rivals which I think there's a difference when you have such a dominant basketball program too though right no but I mean they do like I said they do bleed over yeah bleed a little bit of bleed over right there but um that that is very cruel because he was a guy that look you he thinks he's going in the first round people are saying he's the first round potential pick you're winding down the first round and you get his hopes up I don't blame him for it his boys should have been the ones that are like yeah no we're gonna fight it shouldn't have been him hanging up the phone like all right boys let's go we're gonna we're gonna go find somebody and hunt them down I love the pettiness of I still have that number saved and I will find them at some point my will go and I will find I will open up my services for for Mr. Levis yeah I'll help him I have a particular set of skills we had a a situation similar to this but not nearly the magnitude or the level so I believe what year was the Jamarcus Russell draft 2006 yeah it would have been the 2006 draft um we had a guy who had done like the small college combine he was looking to to get a hang around as like a get a get like a training camp invite all that stuff one of our teammates and this was back when the first round was just you know it was round one was on Saturday and then or no this was when the first year they did like the round one on its own and then Saturday so we had one of one of our teammates called this guy after like at 10 30 at night and it was like he goes makes up a name just completely made up a name he's like hey I'm coach uh for the for the Oakland Raiders we're gonna take you with the first pick of the second round I still believed it he believed that an nai guy was going to be picked with the first pick of the second round of the NFL draft and I appreciate the confidence and may I dare say arrogance and like oh yeah no that sounds about right a teen he had never talked to before they had zero communication with him throughout the the pre draft process or any of his workouts he was like yes and we go to the bars and the dude who did this is like you'll never guess it's like it's pretty funny there's no he believes it guy walks through the at the bars I you never believe it and we were like oh no oh no did they let do they tell him or we told him oh we had to tell him they just crush him he was furious but we're like one of our but what did you think one of our teammates and buddies like dude you thought you were gonna be drafted with the first pick of the second round of the NFL draft no way no way is that going to happen and then he cooled down a little bit but it was one of those days I was like oh your prank really escalated quickly and this is naughty this is not a good situation I thought that there was a minute where I thought that there was going to be a fight between the two of them I got a lot of problems with you people and that's where that one like sticks with me forever just being like I can't believe that see that one he bought it because it was so unbelievable this one is more cruel because that's a believable thing for sure and what if like that phone call happens and then they hang up and they chuckle and they they hang up on him and then he actually does get a call from the Saints then that prank call is pretty dumb but that one stuck with will have us a little bit more that was oh I would probably want to fight somebody and you would you would go I think you would be the guy that I'd want on draft day in my house because you're the writer die I mean you're gonna do that you're gonna do that and there's no way that guy made that phone call you're not gonna hear from ever again ever again never will I ever I think it worked out for all will love us yeah yeah he's got a few things going in his life for him he's got a lot of things going for him and being in Tennessee they finally got him some receivers though the football team this year I mean well Calvin Ridley DeAndre Hopkins is old we'll see if he has any left in the tank I'm interested in they could be feisty sure the Tennessee Titans could be feisty I don't know zero expectations about them and those are the dangerous ones yeah yeah plan with house money especially if Anthony Richardson does fall off a cliff yeah especially if Trevor Lawrence is overrated as apparently some of the players and executives think he is so weird it that is a weird one that two different polls of the anonymous polls from the player side that he has to be ended and then the executive side that athletic did I don't get it it's like he was hurt yeah when the year before when he wasn't hurt he was really good really good like this isn't like I don't know if I see it's like well I saw it and when he wasn't hurt he was really good like what why why are we confusing this I don't it's overrated bro doesn't compute to me well I guess we'll find out I mean he's not football Jesus but he's really good he's the hey like Jesus like hair sure I mean it is like he gives those vibes off I'm striving for it I need to ask him about what he uses in what product if your hair goes down to your shoulders that is going to be a look I will say this I'm going to unveil it I'm going to go hatless in the next couple of days in here are you gonna almost get back give it give it to the weekend give it a little bit of more growth the thing is it's it's very difficult for me to go full berry Melrose right now I can't wait it's not quite long enough to slick it back so what I did this morning I brushed it all down and it was like a full-on Beatles like mop top but it's so awkward it's so bad because it looks like I per my hair because you guys can see it if you're watching on youtube the back of my hair is very curly I will tell you this when I take my hat off or if I don't put a hat on my hair is very very very gross natural yeah natural growing it's beautiful but I mean like I've mentioned this before I'm growing it out until I lose the weight oh all right so it's gonna get long let's go my wife is very very very mad about this but I'm you already got her but yeah exactly and also the ring on it's spiteful motivation they actually don't have the ring on well you got the ring on her though yeah exactly yeah you know yours is I've gone ring because it's on my it's on my chain now it's I've got so sick and tired I have because of the damage to my hand my ring fingers are kind of a weird shape it's very all right guinea on the bottom and so the ring spins around all over the place oh weird so when I grab stuff it like it smashed and all right we don't you're not a wedding or you need to get one of those Kirk Cousins and Derek Carr silicone rings I tried wearing one of those but like again it just kind of cut off the circulation of my finger and like ballooned up oh I was like okay so I need the right size up a little bit well no it doesn't like because again it needs to be yeah it doesn't again okay total derail moment there you go well we'll love us you're doing okay you still got a hot girlfriend you've got the starting job for the Tennessee Titans and you still got that number saved in your phone from draft night I think he's gonna save that forever I would I'd say that thing forever and just be like there will be a moment where this comes in to where I can prank this person back in that person hearing that from busing with the boys they've got to be a little worried forget pranking them back again going full taken I have a particularly set of skills that's the kind of thing work I wouldn't prank that guy back unless I could get them unless the rank was so egregious well you need to reach out to Will Evans and recommend your the prank that you pulled when you were managing a call center and just say hey post this number and say free copper copper and that watch that guy's phone just boop boop boop got especially in Tennessee is a lot of twickers and I see does address down to all right hey that'll do a pregnancy scare though let's get to some hoops shall we fun an extension today for the Olympic hero Danny Dusty on the fan right Steph Curry is even more rich than he was before Adrian Worshenowski of ESPN reporting Golden State and their star Steph Curry have agreed to a 62.6 million dollar extension that will keep him under contract through the 2026 2027 season it's a lot of cash it's a lot of cash our boss Jeff Austin of Octagon tells ESPN I believe it's a different Jeff Austin than our boss probably I would imagine uh he is now with that guaranteed money is the second highest earner in NBA history trailing only LeBron James this deal will get him above five five hundred million dollars good if you watch his show on peacock yet Steph yeah he's got a show on pica you didn't know that it's uh it's a show about his best friend from high school and he reunite I don't even know what it's called but is it called not in my backyard uh that's a shot at Steph Curry keeping the the pores out of his neighborhood mr throwback is the name of the show um you want you want me to give you the synopsis here sure you know in junior high school Danny Grossman was the top rated sixth grade basketball player in the country so good that his teammates Steph and Curry was his backup that is until it was discovered that Danny's father forged his birth certificate revealing that the 12 year old Danny was 15 ending his basketball career decades later Danny is at rock bottom between a failed marriage a turbulent report with his daughter in a questionable relationship with the truth Danny's potential is squandered when the sports memorabilia story owns mr throwback nears bankruptcy he finds himself with nowhere to turn and decides to target his old pal Steph Curry for help one night Danny accidentally bumps into Steph and they reconnect he steals Steph's game war in Jersey to sell it for quick cash but gets caught red-handed panicked Danny makes up a lie putting him in the center of yet another potentially explosive scandal I don't like this Danny's lender this is the most Danny thing I've ever heard before whoa whoa whoa whoa you're talking about getting caught here I mean kind of subtract him we know a Danny that did this before Danny El Monte oh that's right the little league pitcher that turned out he was the one the first one that was like there's no way that kid's 12 was he 17 turned out he wasn't yeah yeah I think it's like the newest one to show is the uh the 12 year old in basketball that's 6/11 have you seen this kid no he's 17 really you think so yes yes 6/11 12 year old okay yeah uh real Madrid product I think is where she's this kid is a monster yeah look man I I've mentioned this before I think I might have mentioned this when you were out one day I saw Zion Williamson up close in high school the single most hyperdeveloped physical athlete I've ever seen in my entire life he looked like Khalil Mack does now in high school okay the kid had probably 20 inch biceps I was blown away by how grown Zion Williamson was at 16 that was at 16 years old they're saying that this kid is 12 years old yeah and he is he is a like he's his frame is is like a male male like usually you see these kids and they look like well they have the gigantism right yeah uh what he call it uh Mar uh Marfan syndrome sure he does not have that no he looks like an NBA player he's yes he does like he looks well yeah I'm sorry 13 now Kelly yeah he was but he's playing like a U-13 league and I'm like I'm sorry what yeah nope it was like oh it's racist because you you think it's happening like no no it's not compared to Wendy and Janice yeah none of them were that big ever Janice at 17 was 6/8 wow yeah kids huge yeah so again this stuff happens and it's been it happens from second and third world nations yeah or actually they're having the first first world nations too because China lies about it every single time oh okay yeah almost everyone they send to the NBA hoops I'm just two years old and they say they are really yeah there was one kid they said one time they said it was 19 it was 24 it's like you know you look when you're 24 you know when like you're just jacked yeah there's a different level of jacked that comes from being 24 to 28 he's like got there and went huh oh that looks different you different like it was like like Zion yeah it was like uh-huh except for it wasn't like oh no you're like because Zion had a baby face yeah you were just like how does this well well Greg Oden Greg Oden had a he looked like he was 40 when he was 18 yeah but then also when he came back from that first knee surgery he got that insane body where you went why does your body look like it's 28 years old and you're 22 yeah like he was jacked beyond all belief when he came back it was 330 pounds that's no longer when he came back from the microfactory surgery which again putting on 50 pounds after microfactory surgery probably not the best idea but yeah this these these whole like oh no this kid's this age this kid's that age it's like come on man lie better please lie better lie up lie for a year lie for two tops tops have I told you the the latest conspiracy in the NBA no yanis actually being younger oh then he then expected well my oh my god which would explain his growth spurt because remember what he was drafted yanis was six eight he is legitimately seven foot plus now and he went from six eight about maybe 200 pounds to seven foot plus and probably 275 280 huh to have that like look Ryan repair had a growth spurt crazy would that be if they're like yeah no he's just way younger he's actually not 28 he's 26 wow you know what i mean i'm so in on these conspiracy like that's one i'm like that's believable yeah that's i could i could believe that yeah because that look those late in life growth spurt do happen but typically not like that no you get what like what what roops had where he grew like an inch and a half yeah and he put on like 10 12 pounds sure over like the course of two months it was like whoa that's kind of crazy that is a different body we're saying not five plus inches and 60 pounds godly that's a little different step has never put those but that weighed on well no he's put on since he came into the NBA probably 40 pounds yeah i was just saying yeah but that's also i think it's less than a growth spurt and more probably oh excuse me hello something in my you are you okay i know something i throw it there just you know and go back and look at Stefan Davidson and now just so different man just go look again so different i don't care just can we can we just be out in the open about this stuff yeah can we just can we Sean McVeigh this yeah yeah i got i got shots no they can't though i got the NBA would never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever yeah i took a trip to to Paris i took a trip to Germany i took a trip to the Philippines i don't care just be done with it as it pertains to Stefan getting this deal there was a mild conspiracy and it's not even conspiracy they were trying to do it that brawn and ad were pushing stuff out of golden states and lakers oh what what happens the Olympics yeah we get a lot of that tampering goes why do you think that the lawyers came out of nowhere i'm like hey here's 62 million dollars here you go there you go one year buzz zingo it's leverage because staff gets it there and go look man you're paying me or you're trading me what's gonna be there's one of two ways that this thing goes in lake of what the lot of jersey sales we can afford this to happen because that building is going to be a ghost town when staff retires what do they have in that building what do they have on that team well they got a lot of stuff it is a lot of stuff all the time so they basically they locked him up he's going to end up top 10 in points all time and that's what the next three years four years of the Warriors is going to be just get him it's going to be Kobe yeah in the end going for 60 on how many shots did he take that last game was it like 46 yeah something like that say 40 something it was just a absolutely bonkers number so godly all right can have an excellent our worst day on the web and uh we have we have a ruling yet again oh that we may have to uh disagree with the old government first it's big kohono sports on our day for the first time u.s. subscribers can stream mlb network 24 seven including select out of market games swing and a drive it's deep it's good stream minor league affiliates home run number one let's get mlb big inning and live audio for all 30 teams baseball can't get better 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really that sucks the TSA is modern day Nazis whoa oh oh i'll just say that that's a an aggressive stance out the gate i was not expecting that i will say that i mean whoa they've not prevented any kind of hijacking or anything like that by by stopping us from bringing water on any flights or my freaking diet Pepsi or your leader of cola i don't want a large fava or my leader of cola on my trip to las vegas my energy drink that i had to pound before i got on the plane oh really yeah it's like come on see that's a sealed freaking energy drink let me bring it on the damn plane just bothers me okay what do you really think wow wow uh what did what what made you feel this strongly today well it's not about something i care about particularly this is the uh you've ever seen uh Thor Ragnarok uh yeah yes there's a point in that with uh jeff goldbloom where he's asking saying what's what's what do i always say about this person no no no and the woman responds with she's trash she's like were you just waiting to say that she's trash that's kind of how i am with the tsa yeah okay you can use urna tsa like their trash and you're like oh because i don't care about this particular one because i don't really like peanut butter i'm i'm peanut butter agnostic i don't really i don't like it i don't hate it okay you just have you're indifferent on peanut butter like if you bring your license peanut butter i love peanut butter i'm cool with that like but i'm i am never you will never actively see me seeking out peanut butter ever okay butter is good peanut butter is good and it's not cheating because it's your dog exactly wait what road trip i'm not getting i'm just a road trip i'm no i've heard too much nope we've all heard too much shut up DJ quals yeah that's a deep cut yep again a movie that definitely know it would not get made today hundred percent holy crap see we say that a lot about movies like oh that that movie can never be made today there's some pretty aggressive movies that are being made today though like what uh have you ever seen um well well the tv show the boys is one like yeah but that's also like it's doing it on purpose well i mean so was road trip so was road trip i know but like you i mean they put tom green in the movie yeah but you know what i mean like there there's always one episode every year of the boys yeah where it's the whole purpose is to go sideways into the cliff yeah what is the movie with the kids and it's something like the boys or whatever i think it's the boys good boys good boys good boys it's good boys is that the that where the super bad rip off with the kids yeah that movie for like these kids are like 12 yeah aggressive yeah i mean it was like whoa people don't forget people it reminded me so much so so much of my childhood in a lot of different ways but it was like that movie that would be one where in like five or ten years it's going to be like they couldn't make that i mean little kids dropping f-bombs like it's bad news bears in that show great i mean yeah yeah but that got made in 2019 sure i think there's only i think what we're seeing though is so few people are making those movies yes that's like a Seth Rogen movie he's making jut apatow you know jut apatow and Seth rogen are the ones that are going to be making those aggressive movies like they've broken to sausage party yes which that kind of falls in line with what you're talking about they made so much money that they don't care they can afford to do that yeah but in general yes the the the idea of that is pretty much gone okay so all right but back to the tsa and how much they suck okay uh they have now clarified peanut butter is a liquid that's not true peanut butter is a paste i would i would classify peanut butter as a paste so here's that there it's spread regardless spread is what it is because it's edible so it's a it's a spread regardless of what you've classified it as yeah there's an actual like chemistry uh uh breakdown yeah of what peanut butter actually is and is technically a bingham plastic or a subset subset of non-Newtonian fluids peanut butter is plastic technically a bingham plastic i don't know what that means is that what we got all the micro plastics now so but the tsa considers the nut spread a liquid okay the term nut spread makes me uncomfortable but it is unrestricted if it is in a sandwich ingredient so this is like one of those things like well you could have the spare parts to a bomb but if you put it in the bomb it's totally fine so what basically it's three ounces right that's so that's what we can we can bring on three ounces of liquid which is so stupid so if i put three ounces of peanut butter four ounces of peanut butter between two sizes of bread they're took the sandwich and am i good because they're they're saying the sandwich to be like i'm very i love peanut butter so i can take on a pb and j but not a jar of peanut butter yes to make a pb and jane on the plane that's right all i'm seeing all i'm hearing here is that uh the terrorists are trying to make peanut butter bombs well we don't know we don't know yet are they peanut butter shaped or or made to look and smell and taste like or it should take less seek i am very upset it tastes like peanut butter there was hey a guy with the shoe bomb guy yeah who now makes us take off our shoot all of our shoes and that that guy there was an actual bomb in that too there has been a change is coming to airports near you all right the new uh scanners you get to keep your shoes on i didn't you know i might have buried the lead on this when i came back from las vegas yeah what are we doing here there are scanners now in airports uh they're not at every line so you remember the the one that you stand up put your hands up yeah and there's the boop boop and goes around you yeah there's another one of those i call them the bust of rhymes ones yeah doo doo doo doo doo put your hands when my eyes can see and then we get straight buck wildin it's supposed to be okay uh but the new one work made makes it so it gets your shoes too yes so it uh i went through one now we're tight number one it was quicker i didn't have to put my hands up but it was also uh they should make you put your hands up as just like uh i mean i right it's just probably like it's on my day well next step will be the belt can i quit taking off my damn belt uh you you need to take nothing off going through the one that i went through oh well hey i started to put stuff like take everything out of my back you can empty your pockets if you want but you don't need to take anything else off you can go it's like that's what i'm talking about i usually go through i'm usually basketball shorts t-shirt hoodie hat sunglasses and then either flip flops or crocs all right on my fly and i went to go keep those stinky feet to yourself sir look man i i like i have this thing where number one uh my my feet are very clean number two i am grossed out every time i have to remember that i have to walk barefoot through that scanner yeah and i'm always like wow man this is gnarly dude but i hate socks on planes wait you know what i hate other people's stinky feet on planes my feet don't stink because they breathe that's right that's like every person that says i don't snore such like no this is decorum stick i don't want to see your feet you don't see my feet because i stuff them under the seat nobody wants your bare feet on that nobody sees them they do no they do you think you're like you're like the kid who puts like their hands over their face like you can't see me i didn't do anything wrong no it's like you know we can see 99 percent of the time is crocs i've seen i've gone flip flops a couple of times but it's almost always crocs over the last three years barefoot on a plane is not crocs not barefoot but you just said you take them off and you put your feet underneath the seat no i don't know i keep them in the crocs i but i smashed my feet under the seat i think the story has changed no rush ruling i feel like this story has changed a i said i smashed my feet under the seat not like we went from being barefoot to now we have the crocs on the crocs are on all right i take them off to go through the scanner okay which happens things up yeah that's part of its gross i don't i don't like it now here's a here's a different a different take on this vancouver for texan i'm surprised it's not banned just for the allergy reasons that is very true like you're in tight quarters like that and you got somebody with the severe pina allergy that makes sense that doesn't it doesn't it doesn't you know it doesn't get behind somebody who died the number of things i saw horrible bosses hey look you may hate it but guess what you know what else you can bring on a plane shellfish you know what people have deathly allergies to shellfish well yeah they have shellfish restaurants in almost every freaking airport in this country yes but you shouldn't be bringing fish this has been well established you should not be being being fresh we're on a plane one time on an airplane oh yeah i think it was coming back from hawaii and yeah right after that you know buckle your seat belt sign came off this guy got up and grabbed his cooler and it just it was it was that is again so disrespectful to everybody on that it was so horrific and he was just right in the he was in the road immediately ahead of us but it took over the entire cabin it was you say anything well i mean what do you i mean no you just pull it really i had but yeah i had really didn't even go passive aggressive i know i just what are we doing here i needed a couple of bowls allowed mouth soup and i didn't do it oh man wow oh but yeah the tsa has said pina butter's a liquid we said what we said and they have since been um we said what we said they did they did they was that in this statement yes pina butter's a liquid we said what we said and then they got hit with the uh the notes on twitter oh three different ones from like three different libraries about the classification of what pina butter actually is it not being a liquid again the subset of non-Newtonian fluids but under ASTM delta 43 59 dash 90 it is classified as a liquid not a solid i disagree hard no what is tsa based in indiana because the we we know this that these indiana folks are very loose with what they call different foods then it's true i'm surprised that pina butter has an ASTM rating um i don't know what an ASTM rating is it's for all materials it's your like if you if you work in an industrial building you've got your uh your safety index that has all every liquid or potential thing in your building listed and how it needs to be properly stored according to osha which are we we're worrying about how what peanut butter needs to be properly stored according to ASTM hmm let me see i bet you that there is an actual uh get out of here with our ASTM ratings yeah it's it's more for the grades apparently that's what a lot a lot of that comes from is the grading of peanut butter okay because it depends like what it's being used for how many uses are there for peanut butter like are we sitting there like uh these are peanut butter cup grade peanut butter it's not cheating because it's your target this is chunky peanut butter i'm going to page number three which has our grades of peanut butter what's the gross one that has the oil on top of it where you have to like mix it up yourself yeah those are like the natural ones or something or or i forget what the i forget the term but yeah it's just it's too much for it no i remember what the term is it's uh it's called that peanut butter i don't want mmm all right so there's actually a grading scale all right do you want to hear the peanut butter grading scale the factors that go into it color consistency absence of defects and flavor in aroma the color accounts for up to 20 points consistency 20 points defects or absence thereof 30 points flavor in aroma 30 that goes up to a hundred points a u.s grade a or u.s fancy is the quality of peanut butter that has a good color good consistency and practically practically free from defects has a good flavor in aroma that has uniform dispersion of any added ingredients and scores not less than 90 points when scored in accordance with the scoring system outlined in this sub part okay there all everything that you just said just validated that there are too many people in this world that are trying to justify having a job yes and whoever wrote that brother there is uh 11 pages on the classification and grading of peanut butter what would you say you do here so um quick little peek behind the curtain here when i was in the air force i helped co-author uh an anti-terrorism force detection uh uh methodology and uh research book i guess 737 pages okay um that was 10 times worse than this oh like so i'm familiar and very fluent in government bs and this is this is tremendous stuff yeah like this is the kind of thing where looking at this like they they have a test score sheet for peanut butter in here and what it actually looks like and how you're supposed to grade it it's absolutely the grading of the lot and analysis for water and solid or inorganic residue and salt i mean a classification bs classification substandard classifications and what fails and what grades like no again like the peanut butter on the freaking plane what's a peanut butter defect a question on the vancouver fort techs line i think like an almond being in there maybe that maybe maybe that is your your defective peanut butter is this jar says chunky and it is smooth based on you know science that's right that guy's like you'll based on science i stuck my finger right in that thing and it wasn't chunky at all it was smooth went right down to the bottom didn't see one peanut in that whole thing absolutely incredible defective so thank you there's your your hot peanut butter talk it's hard tsa finger couldn't even go in there defective how many drops do you want me to try to get out of those last couple statements that one i need i need that one clean that last one especially too smooth finger right in there got to grease that hole up stop can we have next the patrons then their starter danny and dessington in the fan it's the most insanely tight hole i've ever seen well you wiggle themselves through a little peanut butter jam yesterday in his press conference trying to say i'm going to announce a starter tomorrow but also i just gave away the starter maybe now i should walk this back it's actually jacobie percent wait no it's it's drink no oh my god what am i doing oh no it's jacobie percent everything's fine nothing's going wrong our coach totally has it under control he definitely didn't say in a couple weeks we're switching to drink may it's gonna be drink may's show eventually this season i mean in yesterday he said i'm i want to talk to the guys you know i want to make sure they know who's going to be the starter first which i was like okay so that maybe means it's drake maybe because you wouldn't need to say anything to jacobie percent because you've been telling everybody that jacobie percent still going to be your starting quarterback and then he went but whoever starts this season doesn't mean that's going to be the go-ins this season which is like oh so it is jacobie percent and it's you you're not going to bench drake may um this is going to be that this is the worst naming of a starting quarterback we've had in quite some time because he's already planted the seed that at some point you guys can start calling for the hook for jacobie reset and we're probably going to be right there with you because we know that he's not the guy long term and we've already said that he won't be the guy for this entire season you don't want to go up there and be like hey jacobie's going to be our guy the entire season in light everybody but what he did was he gave every chucklehead with the twitter account and every collar into our sister station w e e i in boston the go ahead to start calling for brisette's head week one after a bad pass a singular bad throw and all the sudden you're gonna ah bench and bring a drink may and you've already given kind of that green light for that to happen like it wasn't going to happen anyways but look i said this the last week week four week five drake may is probably going to be the starter ta-da ah you drafted the guy third overall you brought in jacobie reset to be a bridge quarterback we all knew this so um i never thought i would say this but i want the bill bellacek press conference is back and you wonder why bill bellacek was the way he was because he went through this stuff well here's the thing you can be like mcdonald's down in uh miami or you can be like kyle shanahan or shah mckvay or um you have the harbose in how they're they have their own particular styles of giving you nothing saying everything and giving you nothing but that's the thing is like it comes with experience in style and practice like you go back and watch those guys in the early on you're a mcveigh when he used to get up there looking he was gonna pop a blood vessel in his forehead because he was grabbing the podium so hard he was like you just have to go through this and it's like yeah there's an art to it uh locally chauncey good lord his first couple press conference great for us yeah but he threw seven different people under the bus and his first like two weeks it was like damn yeah and then it was like he's so he's kind of he's like oh i can't really i guess i can't do this 82 times and it was like yeah i mean don't be wrong as a media member i appreciate the blunt honesty but you do that again 82 times yep it's not gonna work out well for you you got to pick and choose when you do that and look you can get you could give that little nugget up to the media but you do it with and this is gonna sound so awful but you do it because you've got something to gain by doing it you do you leak things out and you purposefully put things out because you're trying to get to something yeah it's part of it's that's PR yep welcome to the real world folks this is how this stuff is all shaped so is it a surprise it's percent no not at all but the the rollout was um very very poor it was very much uh what was that crappy uh uh tv service that came that came uh quibi that's it that they spent like 25 million dollars on how did you know that so quickly because it was a really crappy one that led they spent a crap ton of money on and they let all that advertising in just a bomb just as i mean quibi it could have been the pack 12 network it could have been just a lot of these networks that just a savant can i just say one thing that's really been bothering me the the calm people like the people at Comcast are saying that we don't want to like we're not having the big 10 network and we didn't get the expanded package because it might be a channel people don't want you think i want vice tv no you do you think i want the BYU network no i'm not even talking sports just that random like do you want to know do you think i want the Russian channel nasa network or c-span or like the nasa network if you're if you were okay but i don't and you know what they're saying this like what people wouldn't want it's like yeah there's a lot of crap i don't want have you have you have me pay for and i don't want to guess what i don't need fx movies take those whoa whoa whoa fx movies are great rainy day channel it's great rainy day change look with on demand you can you've got everything no no no no i'm gonna no no i don't have to sit through the damn commercials right now there is still something about because here's the thing when i have every streaming service doing a man and i love marvel movies i will not go into disney plus and start a marvel movie if i want sitting down like want something to run on the background you know i will do though i will click on fx and watch it halfway through i don't know why there's something in aid in nature about still channel surfing and going oh cool it's that a part that i like and i'm gonna start here now listen i didn't say fx i said fx movies do we need fx fx and fx movies it's all the same thing just saying i don't need fx movies we got fx and shows all the same damn movies that are on fx movies in there though i have there oh my gosh their website is so bad who the extended you want oh god no it's terrible because i'm looking at it and it's like oh let's see the channels that i have i can only see three channels at a time i don't need i don't know what jtv is i don't know what qv i don't need qvc or hsn or tbn what is tbn don't know uh trinity broadcasting network i believe i get i get c-span one and two don't care um i mean look do i need tele mundo or univision nope nope but you know what paying for that um and i have your dumb ultimate package what i don't need hln never have watched it you know many times i have watched uh the weather channel i've watched it zero since i've moved into my home five years ago yeah i don't need the weather channel i now have it on my phone on my page phone it's something i don't need but yet i have to i have to watch it i'm actually um get out of here big give me the big 10 network and take oxygen true crime off my television my internet is literally out at my house right now my wife works from home and she's texting me endlessly to the show like how do i fix this how do i do this i'm at this point we're talking about the internet part of this or tv part of this i'm going to cancel xfinity when i get out there all right i'm so sick and tired of this why do i need three c-spans i just saw what i what i paid for the entire thing and i'm done i don't watch c-span one or two and i have three i don't have a gun let alone many guns which would necessitate a whole rack yeah uh like this is the thing that really grinds my gears with oh our customers some of our customers wouldn't want it yeah you know what there's a lot of things that i don't want that you make me pay an exorbitant amount of money for because i have to pay for it to watch the hometown team the portland trailblades could you jacked up the price the night before the game hmm and rant uh i've got one just a little squirrel moment so my wife is a big fan of love after lockup right which is on i forget if it's on bravo or what danny's interested no that you said that out loud and i was like oh god that's something my wife hasn't found yet oh that made me scared because the trashier the tv the more she's into it so this love after lockup at the end of every show or you know most commercial breaks they'll say oh you know and catch up on this show on on the on the app and it's on the all black app like that's the name of it is all black it's like what why really weird doesn't that seem a bit that seems to i mean in our very very profiling very very problematic you got you got lots of the whites on there too you know lots of them trust me going to jail Caitlin clock is white what is cleo tv it's where mr cleo reads your horoscope that's all i'm thinking about right now mr cleo if you're if you're under the age of 30 you have no idea who mr cleo is oh hey you know this is in my we'll host defying negative and cultural stereotypes of today's women oh today's women of color by showcasing travel shows home design diy is it mr cleo no oh well then where's the fun in that no womp womp womp womp riffing with chef jennard is on there love it first bite just eats with chef jj seems like a cooking channel did this sounds like it there's a lot of channels i'm realizing i have that i don't you shouldn't you don't want to pay for it i didn't know i had there you go like hallmark mystery yeah i don't need that yeah definitely don't need multiple hallmarks no no if 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It's officially week one and in fact i believe we have our first kickoff and a half hour or twenty minutes at least it's a five thirty kickoff on the east coast if i remember right oh i have an update i was uh looking uh i was looking on the internets and the big ten conference tweeted out there's an update to the kick time yeah they got pushed back because of lightning which is great because minnesota and north carolina are going to kick off at eight pm central time which is six pacific north kota state calorata they kick off at five o'clock so you have an hour in between those two that also led me to something i'm very excited for minnesota football tweeted out hey gopher fans if the gopher scored in the third quarter during a home game this season you get free culvers cheese curds with an online purchase oh cheese curds culvers and all it takes is a third quarter touchdown look you know what this is actually minnesota football may be making pj flex life a little bit harder rolling about because now you have fans that are really going to be invested in third quarter adjustments they're going to be like pj flack and the offense need to really buckle down at half time and make those third quarter adjustments because i need my cheese curds from culvers saying to be free with my online purchase i have a feeling the venn diagram of the people that are getting upset about that in that order online don't overlap very much but that small sliver gonna be very aggressive i don't know if you ever see if you all right didn't see the uh i think it was culvers there was the uh you know you get the could you eat this in an hour if your life depended on it and it was like a i think it was a culvers burger shake fries in a large drink in large drink some cheese curds and cheese yeah that's what it was yeah and my buddy from dallas was like what the bleep i can do this in seven minutes yeah yeah that's a no brainer i was like how what you know what the promo code is if the gopher's score in that third quarter uh something about a whole no no go four uh number four curds yeah go for curds go for turds i will say that one thing about that meal though two house in that thing in seven minutes is the only thing that would slow me down would be that sunday and the old ice cream headache coward that's a hard one to come back from man that's pain like i've never found me look i've heard that childbirth is bad but ice cream headache oh i don't know i don't know yeah i think you're i mean there's something there i think what you got to do is you got to go like fry ice cream fry ice cream fry ice cream if you eat for speed if you're or maybe cheese curd ice cream hey i don't know i'm just gonna throw that out there a little dairy dairy action i don't know mix it up uh i i'm sure we had something else to do here i think so we did all right do we want to do it here we want to go to a break huh nope we're doing it now all right live there we go because i don't want to know where your brain was going at all no i was in a dark place no no he's in a football place get get to get to the goods the uh pre-game show for the uh for college football the first one kicks off here in 17 minutes for Howard vs Rutgers big 10 oh i'm excited for Rutgers i was lucky to see if we have big 10 football on the network that we have here uh to put on the preview i don't think we do i don't think so either i don't think we do problematic uh we do have our final four our final four of the greatest rivalry trophy trophies which apparently was lost on most Oregonians yeah our winners in from yesterday the ram falcon of Air Force Colorado State to get in the Fremont cannon the Fremont Cannon squeaks by 56 44 people hate the troops good to see all right moving on next the Floyd of Rosdale Iowa Minnesota vs the Heartland Trophy of Iowa Wisconsin the pig in a blanket moved on let's go the Paul Bunyan taking on the saddle that was the bovine matchup no wait no that this was not the bovine matchup nevermind this is uh Paul Bunyan vs Saddle Crushed 60 40 okay moving on and in the final matchup the jeweled chilelli of yours seen other damage against the platypus of Oregon Oregon State the Oregon Oregon State platypus did indeed move move on well i mean that was a move don't it feels like uh it feels like two teams that are working their way through the loser's bracket to be quite honest getting their way into the the final four and now your matchups in the final four the Floyd of Rosdale against the platypus of Oregon Oregon State the Fremont cannon taking on the saddle currently right now the platypus leads 78 to 22 over the Floyd of Rosdale which means you're all are disgusting the rivalry is way better for Oregon and Oregon State disgusting the trophy is not guys the trophy is not not good so the winners it will be either the saddle the Fremont cannon taking on the Floyd of Rosdale or likely the platypus in our final matchup tomorrow before we get into the college football season huh so there it is we are there are you ready so hard for me for football season are you ready yeah yesterday i was ready i was ready yesterday didn't we had some really tough matchups going on okay i i can't believe the saddle and not the spurs or the golden hat are in the final form but crazy things happen crazy things happen i have voted for the Floyd of Rosdale and the Fremont cannon there you go those are my two votes uh i'm gonna give you a dealer's choice coming next you want to talk about some football media stuff or baseball well the way you frame that you had me at football you lost me at media stuff so i'll go baseball all right well get to some baseball coming up next year on Danny and us attending the fan some hot hot baseball talk it's uh it's gonna be it's gonna be closing time whoop whoop for baseball season we're gonna turn the calendar in a September and it's turn and burn time yeah your your Astros the Mariners are gonna fight to the not to the death of the gum each other the death whoa uh they're limping they're limping it's that's not a it's not a dead heat to the finish i mean uh can't can't the city in Cleveland now that's then that's a nice little race that is a nice race and that's what i like about this time of year though is you got Kansas City in Cleveland one game separates the two of them and we have compelling matchups like that like the Astros in the uh royals open up a series tonight you got Astros royals going on let's go let's get it but you're telling me i'm the world's biggest royals fan tonight yeah why you hate the Astros i mean everybody else let's be honest i don't want to love them i mean i needed to caveat this everyone with a soul hates the Astros i have a i have a i have a big update here so we've talked about this at length my son actively roots against my teams as he should he is a Lakers fan he is a Braves fan and he just likes whoever is playing the Patriots he actually likes the dolphins he's a dolphins fan so uh his favorite athlete in the world right now is Bryce betcher of the Ducks because he plays ball right he's a two sport guy loves Bryce betcher Astros drafted Bryce betcher in the 13th round and my son finally found out and he looked at me and he goes i guess i don't hate the Astros anymore and i was like yes oh god this is how you win god damn man god damn 13th round draft pick that's what got him it was great it was great i don't like this i know i love it i've just wanted him at any point to just be like yeah dad your teams don't suck and i finally got that i'm so happy i'm so happy i don't like this all right not one bit yeah little bit a little bit a little bit of it is gone you know just having him actively root against me and joy but um i'm happy now that he is is seeing the ways of liking the Astros a little bit gross yeah all right um for on the other side of baseball okay um a fun team the plucky fun team okay the Pittsburgh Pirates are they are are they gonna feel extranan does Paul Skeens and they might mariner him last night was happening ridiculous it was the it was the exact opposite of what we get with um Shohei yeah and what he did having the amazing dog throw the first pitch so cool and then hit go decoy hitting a dinger and stealing base yep 50-50 club in insides all being amazing meanwhile Paul Skeens goes out there and does insane Paul Skeens things and well i mean i'm saying just good Paul Skeens things and then absolutely falls apart in a way that truly is impressive so Paul Skeens what you're right he wasn't like phenomenal he wasn't out of this world last night but he went five strong innings went five complete he was in line for a win only gave up five hits in the game and struck out six gave up two earned three runs overall he gave up but you're sitting there going yeah the pirates have this thing under control when he left the game okay the score was 10 to 3 the score was 10 to 3 entering the seventh inning the pirates lost 14 to 10 which i think if you get pit in north western on a football field together i think that's the score yeah i think the score is probably 14 to 10 yeah because but i won there it's going 14-6 but they ended up they ended up giving up 11 runs 11 runs in the final three innings of that game i think it was two and the seven three and eight and six and the ninth six in the ninth inning the cubs of all teams yeah it's not like it was the Yankees it wasn't the Dodgers or the Padres no they just absolutely raking no it's the Cubs they they gave up 11 runs in three innings to the Cubs and couldn't muster anything across the board i fear for Paul Skeens but what what gives me hope about Paul Skeens in his career is that like unlike the Mariners which they get these guys in and they actually enjoy playing in Seattle and embrace the fan base and embrace the organization and stay there their entire career to change something everybody that plays for the pirates just leaves so i mean we at least we can hold on to hope that that will happen and we don't have Paul Skeens entire career wasted because he's way too good to have that happen and Livy Dunn was even roasting him she's like what she she used a Paul Skeens gift yes she should which ESPN did a profile on Paul Skeens yesterday that is probably about a 15 20 minute read it's long but it's crazy good for those that like if you want to read about a generational talent and just how weird stuff comes together for people dive into it because i'll give you a quick little teaser Paul Skeens like everyone believes the legend started LSU he was an Air Force catcher yeah and that was the thing that they talked about when he was at LSU i remember like in you know the regional super regionals and college world series when people actually start watching college baseball they were talking about skeens and being like dude this kid's a transfer from the Air Force Academy he was like huh what the number one pitcher in baseball by a substantial margin was a catcher two years previous yeah at Air Force hmm all because of he wanted to he wanted to be of service and what ended up happening was he also could pitch yeah and boy can he pitch he's really good but this the the origin story of him and kind of how he has become what he has become is crazy well well worth your time i think if you dive into that one all right all right we will dive into some product guest stuff including your uh your sick twisted goat tom brady but here's the big component it's not mine you mind if i have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down he's better over here now at T mobile get four 5g phones on us in four lines for 25 dollars a line per month when you switch with eligible trade-ins all on america's largest 5g network minimum of four lines for 25 dollars per line per month without a paid discount using debit or bank account five dollars more per line without auto pay plus taxes and fees and ten dollar device 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rule that didn't exist because the refs are in and uh roger gordell is a devil crime war uh the tuck rule was non-existent it was a fumble and the raider should have won a super bowl but uh that thieving pointy nosed divorce dad uh instead got one and now he's actually buying into the los vegas raiders and will technically be an owner yeah love to see it it's disgusting yeah i love to see it you know tom brady is being vetted by ownership right now which basically means uh the nfl is checking to see if he actually has enough money to be an owner of the nfl they know who he is mhm and he's going through the process of buying a minority stake of of the raiders it's not like he's gonna be majority owner and he's gonna own you know be telling mark davis what to do but he's gonna be a guy who's gonna be in mark davis is here he's gonna move that bull cut aside so he can hear quite clearly in whispers sweet nothings of how you win in the nfl to mark davis if they win a super bowl with tom brady as an owner will you forgive him no oh he's got to win too why because he cost them one no he didn't no he didn't no he didn't he did the officials did well he paid him off what come on how else how else did they get the the snow plowed out of out of position what do you what are you that is a new level of conspiracy theory from you look i'm just saying that he that tom brady the sixth round pick on his first contract was paying off officials i mean i asked you get there but you your grudge is so deep into tom brady that you can't even admit that the officials that were in the wrong were the ones to blame and then they all are they all are there all this ownership is going to be my new favorite thing and they're all good because you are going to glossed over it's not it's not that just the tuck rule it's that they brought out the snow plow they didn't declare the spot they didn't they did no it wasn't they did not bring it the snow plow game was a long time ago in new england it was blowers and oh my mistake and yeah that is your mistake they cleared a spot which they weren't technically legal to do well and it was the holder and the kicker adam vinney tary who made it nice clean little spot for them to kick a game winner and crush danny's soul they should not have been able to do hate it but i say all of this is not just to bring up horrible memories uh but also because you're over it 23 years later definitely definitely way over it uh as a potential owner in the nfl he is now beholden to nfl ownership rules which severely restricts and limits his capacity as a media member hey i am for this because what this means is that it's easier for us to get greg Olson back on the number one game i think braid is going to do really well as a as a broadcaster greg Olson what's great he cannot say anything well he he can't do any of the prep like he can't go into you know opposing teams practice facilities watch practice and meet with coaches and players because i don't know you're an owner of another team it seems like a big conflict of interest yep and so especially with the guy remember remember when brian florist got fired in miami remember why that was it was because steven ross wanted to have brian florist meet with tom brady on a boat in a marina remember that and florist like i ain't doing that like that's totally against the rules here like he's been a guy that broners have wanted to tamper with in the past and so it's brady was probably open to it to be honest he probably was he was only out to new england i mean i'm not going to put it past him but uh yeah that this could put a big throw massive wrench into foxes plans to have tom brady as their number one broadcast because he cannot publicly criticize officials or other teams ooh how great would that be if tom brady and by the way that would be the most redeeming quality of a tom brady broadcast was him cutting loose is hint his criticisms would be biting and they would be quick and to the point it would be a whole like totally fair yeah but i mean like it would it would not be the reserve well i think possibly this could be no he'd be like that's a bad throw yeah like it would exactly you should not make that throw in that in that situation like and that would be where tom brady is different than almost anybody else of value would be in having him be in your number one chair is that you would have because he would be above reproach yeah it's like who are you to say that well i'm i'm him yeah and it's not good luck and it's it's different in the sense of like if michael jordan was on a broadcast because michael jordan was always yeah on that trajectory you know i mean it was yeah tom brady was not he had to slowly work it and earn it through and through and through over the the entirety of his career it wasn't a top-through pick not a guy born on third no thinks he had a trip and so and because of that there there is respect in that because we the tv 12 and all the weirdness that goes along with that it's still a crap ton of work yeah well he he had to work so hard he became this psychopaths yes to get better you see dunked last week last weekend tom brady dunked no i don't think tom brady yeah ten foot hoop in jeans in jeans he couldn't dunk when he came to college i don't think he could either i don't think he could no way i think tom brady is a better athlete now than he was when he was which again is prime drugs but whoa t he doesn't eat strawberries man yeah that's what it was that was on the his that why his name was in the balka list uh science uh he wasn't on the balka list come on come on um science says uh strawberries do weigh you down mmm look at you just throwing out that he was on the balka list like that i'm implicating in everywhere i can no i don't because you're going to get sued that's true i think it is that santer yes uh that would 100 saying something you know is not true as fact yeah come on tv producer of this midday show is not to be held liable for the uh he was not in the balka list you take it you there we go it's the tv 12 method that may or may not include hsh you know to be fair if he wants to send me a sample of the tv 12 method that includes a it's a whole method man i'll i'll i'll try it's a i'll go to that path it's a it's a whole thing i'll get i'll go i'll work down those those dark alleys yeah yeah um in 2006 he was uh called into the investigation but was cleared after um he called berry bonds to ask him what his personal trainer is doing with him well tom obviously not knowing what berry bonds trainer was doing with him uh-huh at that time i'm sure he had no idea i mean he was cleared everybody else got popped yeah uh-huh again wait so everybody else it got popped but him and you're like nope he he he's the one no all of them all of them when one person doesn't probably because either they paid somebody off or they rat it out you don't think berry bonds would have paid somebody off his uh his uh member he he did his guy go to jail yeah he's chief for him yeah yeah i'm good i love your commitment to this you know i've got to find something here but uh this is going to be a multi-week review process and then uh i don't know what the hell he's going to do as a broadcaster i don't either like how do you call a game when you can't be critical of anything that's happening i don't think you can i don't think you can like he had because they gave him a metric crap ton of money to do that and i don't i don't think he can do you think you bring him into the studio show then at some point and you have him with turn him into jb howie terry no no because who like because he's got to replace somebody on that panel well he can replace gromc when gromc comes in but gromc is just gonna gonna be your wow like tom's gonna be there and he's gonna be basically white james brown i wonder if he well no because if he is honest in his assessment pre and half-time and then the in between games he can't be critical of anything yeah that's what i mean like he so like what does he do owns the raiders and runs him into the ground and i get so much joy out of it that's actually what you're that's what you want yeah no i actually want them to win multiple super balls now just so you have to acknowledge the greatness of tom brady well he's he's a good player no he's the greatest he's a good player he's a really good player with the greatest of all time he may or may not have done things that i would think that most people would uh call mildly egregious but hey you know yeah it's how it goes yeah all right so we got a football back we do a football back you want to keep it in the interval and if i want i want what no i want college football i want college football yeah we we get the single well because it's college well as we as we are uh what uh how many more minutes 18 minutes away from our first kickoff here of thursday college football actions went down to any dusting to any of the fans we're 15 minutes away from college football getting underway uh week one as rutgers and howard a traditional oh vicious cockfight there of the howard bison eight and two bison playing nail some hot bison on bison action no it's a scarlet nights on bison it'd be better if it was north to go to state yeah because that's actually what they do in north's code on a friday night they go watch bison and bison action i'm gonna take your word for it i've never been to north kota before but uh i did i did i did have a flock no what do you call a group of bison heard there you go there you go i went to english school you did i was boy still one of my favorite things the confidence with what you said english school s-w-i-n-j he went to english school good lord uh but we do have uh probably the more uh discussed matchup of colorado and north to kota state yeah and uh well there's gonna be some pomp and circumstance because it's dion are we gonna get this that's coach prime to go are we gonna get the the the Travis hunter Heisman campaign start right out of the gate they should i mean the colorado and coach prime if you don't think they're gonna try to run the score up on north to kota state you're crazy because they've been saying all year long that nobody believes in them nobody's on their side they were eight point favorites to open up um the betting lines ten it's ten and a half now people are just piling on call out because if they win they're going to try to pile it on and they know that you know they're on this respect tour which is very weird that you're doing this against an fcs opponent just after winning four games last year but you also need to showcase his son which remember a few months ago when dion was saying that he's going to manipulate where shador is drafted to be and went even said it like like eli manning yeah where he's going to try to be the puppeteer and pull the strings to make sure his son gets to a favorable spot well yeah they're gonna they're gonna start the shador and Travis Hunter Heisman campaign tonight and look shad Travis hunters good as gone right shador is there as good as gone after this year and that's not going to be a surprise to anybody that when they do leave because they're two of the highest rated prospects going into the draft by we'll have to wait and see on shador and holding onto the ball as long as he does you don't get sacked 56 times in college football with your solely because of your offensive line come on it's all on the other line and what have we seen quarterbacks go from boom to bust in the NFL holding on to the ball for far too long Justin Fields Russell Wilson you know Josh Allen's criticism he's holds on to the ball for too long sometimes so you go through this and you say all right how are they going to try to to show make no mistake this whole season is all about getting his kid in Travis Hunter drafted very highly in the NFL draft and then where does it go well Dion still on that I'm not going anywhere I'm gonna stay at Colorado but how many things as Dion said out one side of his mouth and then a month later say it out of the other side of his mouth to see the thing we talked about yesterday with the whole Oregon Colorado going to the pack 12 saying somebody hacked into our video system and then the company that that runs the video system saying now we're good here nobody hacked into the video system and then when the pack 12 reaches back out to Colorado they're like yeah we don't have that we're not gonna we're not gonna reply about any of it after the initial complaint that is immediately after he said that was a whooping no excuses you know no excuses but here let me find some excuses for you yeah exactly so I I've said it before I want I want Dion to succeed I think it would be great to have somebody coming as a disruptor just as like Dabo too on the complete other end of the spectrum of I'm only gonna go with high school guys I think Dabo's very antiquated in his thoughts on the transfer portal but he's also shouldn't be coaching anymore because he said the day that players get paid is the day he finds something new to do so if both of those guys succeed going their own way and carving their own path yeah I'd like to see that because I think that's the most exciting thing that you see in football whether it was you know anytime you watch a service academy play right and they're running the triple option because they have to run the triple option they usually get their teeth kicked in but hey do it your own way kirk fairance winning 10 games nine and 10 games every year with zero offense is incredible it's incredible is it boring as hell to watch sometimes yeah but he you find a way to do it a different way to attack winning football games by playing zero defense and just throwing the ball seven times single down case Keenum has a passing record that will never be broken well could be broken this year if no career yards yeah Dylan Gabriel is 3,500 yards away from breaking his his all-time record the 19,000 yard record yeah yep that was one of the uh as one of the factoids battle Dylan Gabriel this year I think he needs to have a hundred less yards passing than bow nicks had last year and he will pass case Keenum on the list so no he needs forty five hundred yards it's like 44 36 yeah and bow nicks through for forty five hundred yards last year okay at Oregon so and I think Dylan Gabriel has had a couple of seasons above that in his career so far but that's the thing when you play college football for I don't know over a half a decade so you got that going yeah because case Keenum's record right now is 2,200 yards ahead of second place so I got that 19,000 two 17 over Timmy Ching 17 072 that's pretty impressive yeah I found that I was just as shocked as you were though when I I read that Dylan Gabriel a little factoid about he has to have a year as highest passing season is 3,600 36 hundred yards all right well um he needs 4463 yards title to get there so he's a thousand yards more than he's had in the past yeah well I wonder what was bow nicks as highest season before he got to Eugene doing that no that last year was a special year where he had set the record for completion percentage in the season 30 35 hundred yards previously the year before at Oregon before that it was 25 yeah yeah so he threw the ball 470 times last year yeah a lot of throws so throw that football man Gabriel's record for most attempts UCF was 413 and that was 3500 yards in 10 games yeah so he would have gone 10 games he would have gone to 500 yeah that'll be interesting to follow this year though that's the thing about Gabriel though is that can he stay healthy through it all yeah in his sixth season of the college football helps to have a really good offensive line yeah hopefully i mean if they if they give him the bow nicks treatment yeah where for two years he basically stays clean look at that receiving core they're gonna throw the ball a lot too i don't know man 4500 that's that's a lot the last year yeah i bet again you're talking about basically a Heisman campaign yep so if if Gabriel has the Heisman campaign sure oh the Heisman favorite yeah which always works out yeah always works out for guys having the Heisman having when was the last time it did work out i don't know the thing is i don't know how much we're gonna see of Dylan Gabriel in the first few weeks that's like this week i don't does he play a half does he play a quarter yeah well i i think you're gonna see him for a half maybe maybe a quarter and a half yeah it's the same like didn't didn't they do that with bow the first year if they had a game like that where he was he was out early so yeah all right i'm next you got four hours of power from their mouths to your ears at prime time with us again suk have a great thursday we'll see you friday right here on the thing bye the stuck my finger right in that thing is hard oh oh 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