Danny and Dusty
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It's not your problem, Doc. You don't have to mix up in this. That is a hell of a thing for you to say to me. With Danny Meringue and Dusty, the fan man Hera. Go ahead. Go ahead, skin it. Skin it, smoke wagon, and see what happens. Danny and Dusty, on the Odyssey app, and 1080. I'll be a huckle better. [MUSIC PLAYING] At number three, it's right on time, as always, here on Danny and Dusty on a Thursday afternoon, where they're listening on 1080 AM, watching along on youtube.com/ 1080A in the fan, or twitch.tv/1080A in the fan. We appreciate you. We love you. Thank you for hanging out on this wonderful college football Thursday as we officially kick off week one. I love you, too. No more week zero-- no more week-- no more week zero nonsense. It's officially week one. In fact, I believe we have our first kick off in a half hour, or 20 minutes. Bum, bum, bum. I believe there's a 5.30 kick off on the east coast, if I remember, right? Oh, I have an update. I was looking on the intranets and the big 10 conference. I tweeted out there's an update to the kick time. Yeah, they got pushed back because of lightning. Which is great, because Minnesota and North Carolina are going to kick off at 8 PM Central time, which is 6 Pacific. North Dakota State, Colorado, they kick off at 5 o'clock, so you have an hour in between those two. That also led me to something I'm very excited for. Minnesota football tweeted out, hey, Gopher fans, if the Gopher scored in the third quarter during a home game this season, you get free Culver's cheese curds with an online purchase. Ooh, cheese curds. Culver's good. And all it takes is a third quarter touchdown. Look, you know what? This is actually Minnesota football maybe making PJ Flex life a little bit harder. Rolling about. Because now you have fans that are really going to be invested in third quarter adjustments. They're going to be like PJ Flack and the offense need to really buckle down at halftime and make those third quarter adjustments because I need my cheese curds from Culver's. Sand to be free with my online purchase. I have a feeling the Venn diagram of the people that are getting upset about that and that order online don't overlap very much. But that small sliver, good. You're going to be very aggressive. I don't know if you ever see. All right, didn't see the-- I think it was Culver's. There was the-- could you eat this in an hour if your life depended on it? And it was like a-- I think it was a Culver's burger, shake, fries-- In a large drink. In a large drink. It was some cheese curds. Yeah, that's what it was. And my buddy from Dallas was like, what the bleep? I could do this in seven minutes. Yeah, that's a no brainer. I was like, how? What? You know what the promo code is if the gopher's score in that third quarter? Something about a hole. No. No. Go four. And number four, curds. Curds. Go for curds. Go for curds. I will say that one thing about that meal, though, too, house in that thing in seven minutes is the only thing that would slow me down would be that Sunday. And the old ice cream headache, coward. That's a hard one to come back from, man. That's pain like I've never felt. I mean, look, I've heard that childbirth is bad, but ice cream headache-- Oh, I don't know. I just don't mind me calling you a coward. Yeah, I think you're-- I mean, there's something there. I think what you got to do is you got to go like fry, ice cream, fry, ice cream, fry, ice cream-- Gotcha. --if you eat for speed. Or maybe cheese curd ice cream. Hey. I don't know. I'm just going to throw that out there with a little dairy dairy action. I don't know. Mix it up. I'm sure we had something else to do here. I think so. We did. All right. Do we want to do it here or do we want to go to a break, huh? No, we're doing it now. We're live. There we go. Because I don't want to know where your brain was going at all. No, I was in a dark place. No, no, get to the goods. The pregame show for College Football, the first one kicks off here in 17 minutes for Howard versus Rutgers, big 10. I'm excited for Rutgers. I was lucky to see if we have big 10 football on the network that we have here to put on the pregame show. I don't think we do. I don't think so either, which is problematic. We do have our final four. Our final four. [NON-ENGLISH SINGING] --of the greatest rivalry trophy. Trophies, which apparently was lost on most Oregonians. Our winners in from yesterday, the Ram Falcon of Air Force Colorado State to get in the Fremont Cannon. The Fremont Cannon squeaks by 56-44. People hate the troops. Good to see. All right. Moving on next, the Floyd of Rosdale, Iowa, Minnesota, versus the Heartland Trophy of Iowa, Wisconsin. The pick of the blanket moved on. It's cool. The Paul Bunyan taking on the saddle. That was the Bovine matchup. No way. No, this was not the Bovine matchup, never mind. This is Paul Bunyan versus Saddle. Saddle crushed 60-40. OK. Moving on. And in the final matchup, the jeweled chileli of your senior day against the Platypus of Oregon, Oregon State. The Oregon, Oregon State Platypus did indeed move on. Yeah. I mean, that was a-- It feels like two teams that are working their way through the losers bracket to be quite honest, getting their way into the final four. And now your matchup's in the final four. The Floyd of Rosdale against the Platypus of Oregon State, the Fremont Cannon taking on the saddle. Currently right now, the Platypus leads 78 to 22. Over the Floyd of Rosdale. Over the Floyd of Rosdale, which means you all are disgusting. The rivalry is way better for Oregon and Oregon State. Disgusting. The trophy is not, guys. The trophy is not. It's not good. So the winners, it will be either the saddle, the Fremont Cannon taking on the Floyd of Rosdale or likely the Platypus. And our final matchup tomorrow before we get into the college football season. So there it is. We are there. I can't. Are you ready? This is so hard for me. For football season? Are you ready? Yeah, yesterday I was ready. I was ready yesterday. We got some really tough matchups going on. I can't believe the saddle and not the Spurs or the Golden Hat are in the final four. But crazy things happen. Crazy things happen. I have voted for the Floyd of Rosdale and the Fremont Cannon. There you go. Those are my two votes. I'm going to give you a dealer's choice coming next. You want to talk about some football media stuff or baseball? Well, the way you frame that, you had me at football. You lost me at media stuff. So I'll go baseball. All right, well, get to some baseball. Come in next year on Danny and us, you're the fan. 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Baseball is something else. Major league baseball trademarks use with permission. (upbeat music) Some hot, hot baseball talk. (upbeat music) It's gonna be closing time. For baseball season, we're gonna turn the calendar in September and it's turn and burn time. Your Astros and the Mariners are gonna fight to the, not to the death, they'll gum each other to death. Whoa, they're limping. They're limping, it's not a dead heat to the finish. I mean, Kansas City and Cleveland, now that's a nice little race. That is a nice race. And that's what I like about this time of year though, is you got Kansas City and Cleveland, one game separates the two of them. And we have compelling matchups like the Astros in the Royals open up a series tonight. You got Astros Royals going on, let's go, let's get it. But-- So you're telling me I'm the world's biggest royals fan tonight? Yeah, why? You hate the Astros? I mean, you don't like the Astros. Let's be honest. I don't, I love them. I mean, I needed to caveat this. Everyone with a soul hates the Astros. I have a, I have a big update here. So we've talked about this at length. My son actively roots against my teams. As he should. He is a Lakers fan, he is a Braves fan. And he just likes whoever is playing the Patriots. He actually likes the Dolphins, he's a Dolphins fan. So his favorite athlete in the world right now is Bryce Betcher of the Ducks. Because he plays football and baseball. He's a two sport guy, loves Bryce Betcher. Astros drafted Bryce Betcher in the 13th round. And my son finally found out. And he looked at me and he goes, I guess I don't hate the Astros anymore. And I was like, yes! Oh god. This is how you win. Got him, man. Got him. 13th round draft pick. That's what got him. It was great. It was great. I don't like this. I know, I love it. I've just wanted him at any point to just be like, yeah dad, your teams don't suck. And I finally got that. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I don't like this. All right. Not one bit. Yeah. A little bit of, a little bit of it is gone, you know. Just having him actively root against me in joy. But I'm happy now that he is seeing the ways of liking the Astros a little bit. Gross. Yeah. All right. All right. For on the other side of baseball. OK. A fun team. The Plucky fun team. The Pittsburgh Pirates. Are they going to feel like Hernandez? Paul Skeens. And they might mariner him. Last night was ridiculous. It was the exact opposite of what we get with Shohei. Yeah. And what he did, having the amazing dog throw the first pitch. So cool. And then hitting a decoy. Hitting a dinger and stealing a bass. Yep. 50/50 club in Insights. All being amazing. Meanwhile, Paul Skeens goes out there and does insane Paul Skeens things. And well, I mean, I'm insane. Just good Paul Skeens things. And then absolutely falls apart in a way that truly is impressive. So Paul Skeens, you're right. He wasn't phenomenal. He wasn't out of this world last night. It's good. But he went five strong innings, went five complete. He was in line for a win. Only gave up five hits in the game and struck out six, gave up two earned, three runs overall. He gave up. But you're sitting there going, yeah. The Pirates have this thing under control. When he left the game, OK, the score was 10 to 3. The score was 10 to 3 entering the seventh inning. The Pirates lost 14 to 10, which I think if you get pit in Northwestern on a football field together, I think that's the score. Yeah. I think the score is probably 14 to 10. But I won there. It's going 14-6. But they ended up giving up 11 runs, 11 runs in the final three innings of that game. I think it was two in the seventh, three in the eighth and six in the ninth inning. It's the Cubs of all teams. Yeah. It's not like it was the Yankees. It wasn't the Dodgers. It was the Padres. No, they're just absolutely raking. No, it's the Cubs. They gave up 11 runs in three innings to the Cubs and couldn't muster anything across the board. I fear for Paul Skeens. But what gives me hope about Paul Skeens in his career is that unlike the Mariners, which they get these guys in, and they actually enjoy playing in Seattle and embrace the fan base and embrace the organization and stay their their entire career to change something. Everybody that plays for the Pirates just leaves. So, I mean, at least we can hold on to hope that that will happen. And we don't have Paul Skeens entire career wasted because he's way too good to have that happen. And Livy Dunn was even roasting him. She's like, what? She used a Paul Skeens gift. Yes, she should. Which ESPN did a profile on Paul Skeens yesterday that is probably about a 15, 20-minute read. It's long. But it's crazy good. For those that, if you want to read about a generational talent and just how weird stuff comes together for people, dive into it because I'll give you a quick little teaser. Paul Skeens, like everyone believes the legend started at LSU. He was an Air Force catcher. Yeah, and that was the thing that they talked about when he was at LSU. I remember like in, you know, the regional super regionals and college world series when people actually start watching college baseball. They were talking about Skeens and being like, dude, this kid's a transfer from the Air Force Academy. He was like, huh, what? The number one pitcher in baseball by a substantial margin was a catcher two years previous at Air Force. All because of, he wanted to be of service and what ended up happening was he also could pitch. Yeah. And boy, can he pitch. He's really good. But the origin story of him and kind of how he has become what he has become is crazy. Well, well worth your time, I think, if you dive into that one. All right. All right. We will dive into some product guest stuff, including your sick twisted goat Tom Brady. But here's the big component. He's just not mine. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down? (upbeat music) You know the thing that happens when your football team beats the crap out of another and somebody goes to Wikipedia and changes the owner of the team to that player. Yeah. Tom Brady gets to do that, but it's real life. Oh. Tom Brady stole a game on a rule that didn't exist because the refs are in and Roger Goodell is a devil. Crime war. The tuck rule was nonexistent, it was a fumble and the Raiders should have won a Super Bowl, but that thieving pointy-nosed divorce dad instead got one and now he's actually buying into the Las Vegas Raiders and will technically be an owner. Yeah. Love to see it. It's disgusting. Yeah. I love to see it. You know, Tom Brady is being vetted by ownership right now, which basically means the NFL is checking to see if he actually has enough money to be an owner of the NFL. They know who he is and he's going through the process of buying a minority stake of the Raiders. It's not like he's going to be majority owner and he's going to be telling Mark Davis what to do, but he's going to be a guy who's going to be in Mark Davis's ear. He's going to move that bull cut aside so he can hear quite clearly and whisper sweet nothings of how you win in the NFL to Mark Davis. If they win a Super Bowl with Tom Brady as an owner, will you forgive him? No. Oh, he's got to win too. Why? Because he costs them one. No, he didn't. Yeah, he did. No, he didn't. He did. The officials did. Well, you paid them off. What? Come on. How else did they get the snow plowed out of position? What are you? That is a new level of conspiracy theory from you. Look, I'm just saying that Tom Brady, the sixth round pick on his first contract was paying off officials. Well, I mean, how else do you get there? But you, your grudge is so deep into Tom Brady that you can't even admit that the officials that were in the wrong were the ones to blame. I think they all are. They all are. They're all in there. This ownership is going to be my new favorite thing. And they're all good. Because you are going to glossed over. You are not just a tuck rule. It's that they brought out the snow plow to clear the spot. They didn't. They did. No, it wasn't. They did not bring it. The snow plow game was a long time ago in New England. It was blowers and-- Oh, my mistake. And yeah, that is your mistake. Yeah, they cleared a spot which they weren't technically legal to do. Well, and it was the holder and the kicker, Adam Vigny Tieri, who made it a nice clean little spot for them to kick a game winner and crush Danny's soul. They should not have been able to do. Hate it. But I say all of this is not just to bring up horrible memories, but also because-- You're over it 23 years later. Definitely. Definitely way over it. As a potential owner in the NFL, he is now beholden to NFL ownership rules, which severely restricts and limits his capacity as a media member? Hey, I am for this because what this means is that it's easier for us to get Greg Olson back on the number one game. I think Brady's going to do really well as a broadcaster. He cannot say anything. Well, he can't do any of the prep. Like, he can't go into opposing teams, practice facilities, watch practice, and meet with coaches and players. Because I don't know, you're an owner of another team. That seems like a big conflict of interest. Yup. And so, especially with the guy-- remember I'm Brian Flores got fired in Miami? Remember why that was? It was because Steven Ross wanted to have Brian Flores meet with Tom Brady on a boat in a marina. Remember that, and Flores is like, I ain't doing that. That's totally against the rules here. He's been a guy that owners have wanted to tamper with in the past, and so it's-- And Brady was probably open to it, to be honest. He probably was. He was on the outs in New England. I mean, I'm not going to put it past him. But yeah, this could put a big-- throw a massive wrench into Fox's plans to have Tom Brady as their number one broadcast. Yeah, because he cannot publicly criticize officials or other teams. How great would that be if Tom Brady-- by the way, that would be the most redeeming quality of a Tom Brady broadcast. Was him cutting loose? His criticisms would be biting, and they would be quick and to the point. It would be-- It's a true Rachel A-hole. Like, totally fair. Yeah, but I mean, it would not be the reserve. Well, I think possibly this could be-- No, he'd be like, that's a bad throw. Yeah, like, it would-- exactly. You should not make that throw in that situation. Like, and that would be where Tom Brady is different than almost anybody else. And that's where the value would be in having him be in your number one chair is that you would have-- because he would be above reproach. Yeah, it's like, who are you to say that well? No, no, I'm him. Yeah. And it's not-- Good luck. And it's different in the sense of like, if Michael Jordan was on a broadcast, because Michael Jordan was always on that trajectory. You know what I mean? Yeah. Tom Brady was not. He had to slowly work it and earn it through and through and through over the entirety of his career. It wasn't a top three pick. Not a guy born on third thinks he had a trip. And because of that, there is respect in that, because the TB12 and all the weirdness that goes along with that, it's still a crap ton of work. Yeah, well, he had to work so hard, he became this psychopaths to get better. You see, dunked last week? Last weekend, Tom Brady dunked. No. I don't think Tom Brady-- 10 foot hoop? Yeah, 10 foot hoop. In jeans. In jeans. He couldn't dunk when he came to college. I don't think he could either. I don't think he could. No way. I think Tom Brady is a better athlete now than he was when he was-- Which again is prime. Drugs. But-- Whoa. He doesn't eat strawberries, man. Yeah. That's what it is. Is that why his name was in the Balco list? Science-- he wasn't on the Balco list. Come on. Come on. Science says strawberries do weigh you down. Look at you just throwing out that he was on the Balco list, though. I'm implicating him everywhere I can. No, I don't because you're going to get sued. [LAUGHTER] That's true. I think it is that slander. That would 100-- Saying something you know is not true, as fact? Yeah. Come on. TV producer of this midday show is not to be held liable for the-- [LAUGHTER] He was not on the Balco list. You're taking-- there we go. It's the TV12 method that Nayer made out in Cluse-H. You know. To be fair, if he wants to send me a sample of the TV12 method that includes a-- It's a whole method, man. I'll try. It's a-- I'll go to that path. It's a whole thing. I'll go. I'll work down those dark alleys. Yeah. Yeah. In 2006, he was called into the investigation but was cleared after he called Barry Bonds to ask him what his personal trainer is doing with him. Oh, Tom. Obviously not knowing what Barry Bonds trainer was doing with him at that time. I'm sure he had no idea. I mean, he was clear to everybody else got popped. Yeah. Uh-huh. Again. Wait, so everybody else-- it got popped by him and you're like, nope, he's the one. No, all of them. All of them. When one person doesn't, probably because either they paid somebody off or they rat it out. You don't think Barry Bonds would have paid somebody off? His member, he-- No, he had his guy go to jail. Yeah, he was chief for him. Yeah. He said, no, I'm good. I love your commitment to this. I've got to find something here. But this is going to be a multi-week review process. And then I don't know what the hell he's going to do as a broadcaster. I don't know either. How do you call a game when you can't be critical of anything that's happening? I don't think you can. I don't think you can. Because they gave him a metric crap than a money to do this. And I don't think he can. Do you think you bring him into the studio show then at some point and you have him with-- Turn him into J.B. Howie Terry? No? No. Because he's got to replace somebody on that panel. Well, he can replace Gronk when Gronk comes in. But Gronk is just going to be your wild guy. Tom's going to be there and he's going to be basically white James Brown. I wonder if he-- well, no, because if he is honest in his assessment pre-and-half time and then the in-between games-- He can't be critical of anything. Yeah. That's what I mean. So look, what does he do? Owns the Raiders and runs him into the ground, and I get so much joy out of it. That's actually what you want. Yeah, no, I actually want them to win multiple Super Bowls now just so you have to acknowledge the greatness of Tom Brady. Well, he's a good player. No, he's the greatest of all time. He's a really good player. With the greatest of all time. He may or may not have done things that I would think that most people would call mildly egregious, but hey, you know. Yeah. Tell a ghost. Yeah. All right. So we've got football back. We do have football back. You want to keep it in the NFL? No, I want-- what? No, I want college football. I want to college football. Yeah, we get the single. Well, because it's college football. As we are-- how many more minutes? 18 minutes away from our first kickoff here of Thursday. College football has just been bound to any of the fans. We're 15 minutes away from college football, getting underway week one as Rutgers and Howard, a traditional-- Oh, vicious cockfight there of the Howard Bison. Eight and two Bison playing. Nail, some hot Bison on Bison action. Nah, it's the Scarlet Knights on Bison. It'd be better if it was North Dakota State. Yeah. Because that's actually what they do in North Dakota on a Friday night. They go watch Bison on Bison action. I'm going to take your word for it. I've never been to North Dakota before. But I did have a flock. No. What do you call a group of Bison? A herd? There you go. There you go. I went to English school. You did. Boy. Still one of my favorite things. I had confidence with what you said-- English school. That's W-I-N-J. He went to English school. Good Lord. But we do have probably the more discussed matchup of Colorado and North Dakota State. And well, there's going to be some pomp and circumstance because it's Dion. Are we going to get-- Excuse me, that's Coach Prime, too. Are we going to get the Travis Hunter Heisman campaign start right out of the gate? They should. I mean, Colorado and Coach Prime, if you don't think they're going to try to run the score up on North Dakota State, you're crazy. Because they've been saying all year long that nobody believes in them. Nobody's on their side. They were eight point favorites to open up the betting line. It's 10 and 1/2 now. People are just piling on Colorado because if they win, they're going to try to pile it on. And they know that they're on this respect tour, which is very weird that you're doing this against an FCS opponent. Just had to win four games last year. But you also need to showcase his son, which, remember, a few months ago when Dion was saying that he's going to manipulate where Shador is drafted to and even said it, like Eli Manning, where he's going to try to be the puppeteer and pull the strings to make sure his son gets to a favorable spot. Well, yeah, they're going to start the Shador and Travis Hunter Heisman campaign. And look, Travis Hunter is as good as gone, right? Shador is as good as gone after this year. And that's not going to be a surprise to anybody when they do leave, because they're two of the highest-rated prospects going into the draft. We'll have to wait and see on Shador and holding onto the ball as long as he does. You don't get sacked 56 times in college football with your solely because of your offensive line. Yeah, come on, it's all on the other line. And what have we seen quarterbacks go from boom to bust in the NFL holding onto the ball for far too long? Justin Fields, Russell Wilson, Josh Allen's criticism. He's holds onto the ball for too long sometimes. So you go through this and you say, all right, how are they going to try to make no mistake, this whole season is all about getting his kid in Travis Hunter drafted, very highly in the NFL draft. And then where does he go? Well, Dion's still on that, I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to stay at Colorado. But how many things as Dion said out one side of his mouth and then a month later, say it under the other side of his mouth? See the thing we talked about yesterday with the whole Oregon, Colorado, going to the Pac-12 saying somebody hacked into our video system and then the company that runs the video system saying, now we're good here. Nobody hacked into the video system. And then when the Pac-12 reaches back out to Colorado, they're like, yeah, we don't have that. We're not going to reply about any of it after the initial complaint. That is immediately after he said that was a whoop and no excuses, you know? No excuses, but here let me find some excuses for you. Yeah, exactly. So I've said it before, I want Dion to succeed. I think it would be great to have somebody coming as a disruptor, just as like Dabo too, on the complete other end of the spectrum of, I'm only going to go with high school guys. I think Dabo's very antiquated in his thoughts on the transfer portal. But he's also, shouldn't be coaching anymore because he said the day that players get paid is the day he finds something new to do. So if both of those guys succeed, going their own way and carving their own path, yeah, I'd like to see that because I think that's the most exciting thing that you see in football, whether it was, you know, anytime you watch a service academy play, right? And they're running the triple option because they have to run the triple option. They usually get their teeth kicked in. But hey, do it your own way. Kirk Ferrance, winning 10 games, nine in 10 games every year with zero offense is incredible. It's incredible. Is it boring as hell to watch sometimes? Yeah, but he, you find a way to do it a different way and to see winning football games by playing zero defense and just throwing the ball. Seven times. Single down. Case Keenum has a passing record that will never be broken. Well, could be broken this year if. No, career yards? Yeah. Dylan Gabriel is 3,500 yards away from breaking his, his all time record. The 19,000 yard record? Yeah, yep. That was one of the, uh, that was one of the factoids about old Dylan Gabriel this year. I think he needs to have a hundred less yards passing than Bonix had last year and he will pass case Keenum on the list. So no, he needs 4,500 yards. It's like 4,436, yeah. And Bonix threw for 4,500 yards last year. Okay. And I think Dylan Gabriel has had a couple of seasons above that in his career so far. But that's the thing when you play college football for, I don't know, over a half a decade. So you got that going. Yeah, cause case games record right now is 2,200 yards ahead of second place. Yeah. So I got that 19,000 to 17 over Timmy Ching, 17, 072. That's pretty impressive. Yeah. I found that I was just as shocked as you were, though, when I, I read that Dylan Gabriel a little factoid about he has to have a year. Give us highest passing season is 3,600. 3,600 yards. All right. Well, um, he needs 4,463 yards to get there. So he's a thousand yards more than he's had in the past. Yeah. Well, I wonder what was bonyx's highest season before he got to Eugene doing that. No, last year was a special year where he had set the record for completion percentage in the season. 3,500 yards previously the year before at Oregon before that it was 25. Yeah. Yeah. So he threw the ball 470 times last year. Yeah. A lot of throws. So throw that football, man. Gabriel's record for most attempts, UCF was 4, 13, and that was 3,500 yards. In 10 games. Yeah. So he would have gone to five games. He would have gone to 500. Yeah, that'll be interesting to follow this year, though. That's the thing about Gabriel, though, is that can't he stay healthy through it all? Yeah. In his sixth season of college football. Helps to have a really good offensive line. Yeah, I mean, if they give him the bow next treatment, where for two years, he basically stays clean. Look at that receiving core. They're going to throw the ball a lot, too. I don't know, man, 4,500. Yeah, that's a lot. Bow last year. Yeah, but again, you're talking about basically a Heisman campaign. Yep. So if Gabriel has the Heisman campaign, sure. Ooh, the Heisman favorite. Yeah, which always works out. Yeah. Always works out for guys. Having the Heisman, having-- When was the last time it didn't work out? I don't know. I feel like it's going on. The thing is, I don't know how much we're going to see of Dylan Gabriel in the first few weeks. That's the thing. This week, I don't-- Does he play a half? Does he play a quarter? Yeah. Well, I think you're going to see him for a half. Maybe. Maybe a quarter and a half. Yeah, it's the same. Didn't they do that with Bow the first year? If they had a game like that, where he was out early. He was out early. Yeah. All right, up next, you've got four hours of power from their mouths to your ears. It's prime time with us again. Suke, have a great Thursday. 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