Danny and Dusty
8-29-24 Hour 2
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Thank you for being a part of our day letting us be a part of yours on 1080 am 99.5 HD 2. The Odyssey app twitch.tv/1080am the fan or party on party animals youtube.com/1080am the fan. We've got brackets to get to. We are down to four Mr. Meringue and there can only be one. And you know what? I know they don't never say that. There can only be one Highlander in that movie. Is that what do they call that? Mandela effect? Yeah. Yeah. It's something close. But they don't really ever say there. Oh it's there can be only one. Not there can only be one. There can only be one. It's like in Empire Strikes Back. He never actually says Luke I am your father. What does he say? He says I believe it's something I believe it's no. Whoa. Spoiler. Spoiler. All right. Yeah. We'll catch up to 1980 dude. Oh it's no I am your father. Yes. That's what he says. Not Luke. I am your father. That's not what it is. Yeah. Yeah. See. And what's the other one? Is it Casablanca? He never says played against him. Oh really? Yeah. What does he say? I forget. But not that. He says you take your butt out of here Sam. Actually I think what he says is first you got to do the truffle shuffle. Yeah. Classic movie. Goony stole that one. Yeah. Put hosars. I will just say as it pertains to the college will arrive at me trophies. Oregonians are disgusting. Okay. All right. That's cheese coming up. Top of the next hour. Is this a good prank or is this incredibly mean? This comes from Will Davis, Tennessee Titans starting quarterback on busing with the boys. Like waiting on maybe a phone call. I think at pick 29 get a phone call from somebody. It was a prank call from somebody. You got a prank call. Is somebody you knew? Random number. Oh my God. Still I still have the numbers saved. I'll find them someday. No. They just like they just sat there and like hung up. Yeah. They laughed. Yeah. Yeah. I literally got off the phone. I said let's go guys. Will Davis ready to fight somebody because in the 2023 NFL draft when Will Davis was selected 33rd overall. He was the first pick of that second round. It was the New Orleans Saints who were on the board in that like see the thing about that is it's really believable. Right? It's so believable that the Saints would have been like, hey, we'll take a quarterback right here. How could you be angry though when he had the complete smoke show sitting on his lap? Yeah. It was pretty awesome. It was pretty awesome. Pretty good. Not bad for a guy who has mail in his coffee. Pretty sweet, sweet, sweet girlfriend. He had there. Yeah. You're probably not too mad. But I think that's that might be one of the more cruel things that you can do on a draft night explains why he looks so pissed off. Yeah. Throughout. It wasn't just that he wasn't in a first round pick. It was that somebody had prank called him. Now, are we going to say that maybe this was like a Louisville fan? Who's Kentucky's football rival? Also, it shouldn't go to your phone. It should go to your agent's phone. Uh, yeah, you know, I mean, a lot of these guys, they have the direct connection with coaches, but you would find that you would know the area code and you have certain numbers saved right teams that you think are going to draft you like, well, it's a different number from the war room. It's like, well, no, I'm going to get the number that you recognize. I would put it. I wouldn't put it past being a Tennessee fan to do that to him. Um, it's been a while since they've had a quarterback. Yeah. Well, they may have one now. Kentucky football rivals boy. These are not good rivals. Tennessee Vanderbilt, Indiana, Florida, and then Louisville. I'm going Louisville. Either they are all far superior and probably don't consider you one of their top three rivals. Like Tennessee, not considering Kentucky, a top three rival, right? Like they've, they've already got Bama, Florida, and Georgia. Sure. And then they'll probably put Vandy over it because they're in their state. Okay, Florida, you're not sniffing the top four because they've got Georgia, Florida state, Miami. I think the rivalry bleeds over because of Tennessee. Yeah. That's where the rivalry really bleeds over, where because on the basketball court, Tennessee and Florida are very much rivals of Kentucky. Yeah, that's got to be Louisville, but this is saying these are their football rivals, not just the overall rivals, which I think there's a difference when you have such a dominant basketball program too, though, right? No, but I mean, they do, like I said, they do bleed over. Yeah, bleed a little bit of bleed over right there. But, um, that, that is very cruel because he was a guy that, look, he thinks he's going in the first round. People are saying he's the first round potential pick. You're winding down the first round and you get his hopes up. I don't blame him for it. His boys should have been the ones that are like, yeah, no, we're going to fight. It shouldn't have been him hanging up the phone like, all right, boys, let's go. We're going to go find somebody and hunt them down. I love the pettiness of I still have that number saved and I will find them at some point. I will go and I will find my services for for Mr. Levis. Yeah, I'll help him. I have a particular set of skills. We had a situation similar to this, but not nearly the magnitude or the level. So I believe what year was the Jamarcus Russell draft 2006? Yeah, it would have been the 2006 draft. We had a guy who had done like the small college combine. He was looking to get a hang around as like a get a get like a training camp invite, all that stuff. One of our teammates, and this was back when the first round was just, you know, it was round one was on Saturday and then or no, this is when the first year they did like the round one on its own and then Saturday. So we had one of one of our teammates called this guy after like at 10 30 at night. And it was like, he goes, makes up a name just completely made up a name is like, I am coach for the Oakland Raiders. We're going to take you with the first pick of the second round. He believed it. He believed that an NI guy was going to be picked with the first pick of the second round of the NFL draft. And I appreciate the confidence and may I dare say arrogance and like, Oh, yeah, no, that sounds about right. A teen he had never talked to before. They had zero communication with him throughout the pre draft process or any of his workouts. He was like, yes. And we go to the bars. And the dude who did this is like, you'll never guess. It's like, it's pretty funny. There's no way he believes it. Guy walks through that at the bars, like, you never believe it. And we were like, Oh, no. Oh, no. Do they let? Do they tell him or we told him? Oh, we had to tell him. They just crush him. He was furious. But we were like, one of our, but one of our teammates and buddies was like, dude, you thought you were going to be drafted with the first pick of the second round of the NFL draft? No way. No way. Is that going to happen? And then he cooled down a little bit. But it was one of those days. I was like, Oh, your prank really escalated quickly. And this is naughty. This is not a good situation. I thought that there was a minute where I thought that there was going to be a fight between the two of them. I got a lot of problems with your people. And that's where that one like sticks with me forever. Just being like, I can't believe that. See that one he bought it because it was so unbelievable. This one is more cruel because that's a believable thing for sure. And what if like that phone call happens? And then they hang up and they chuckle and they they hang up on him. And then he actually does get a call from the Saints. Then that prank call is pretty dumb. But that one stuck with Will Davis a little bit more. That was, Oh, I would probably want to fight somebody. And you would, you would go. I think you would be the guy that I'd want on draft day in my house because you're the writer die. I mean, you're going to do that. You're going to do that. And there's no way that guy made that phone call. You're not going to hear from ever again, ever again, never will I ever said, I think it worked out for all Will love us. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a few things going in his life for him. He's got a lot of things going for him. And being in Tennessee, they finally got him some receivers though, the football team this year. I mean, well, Calvin Ridley, DeAndre Hopkins is old. We'll see if he has any left in the tank. I'm interested in it. They could be feisty. Sure. The Tennessee Titans could be feisty. I don't know. Zero expectations about them. And those are the dangerous ones. Yeah. Yeah. Playing with house money, especially if Anthony Richardson does fall off a cliff, especially if Trevor Lawrence is overrated as apparently some of the players and executives think he is weird. That is a weird one that two different polls of the anonymous polls from the player side that ESPN did. And then the executive side that athletic did. I don't get it. It's like he was hurt. Yeah. When the year before when he wasn't hurt, he was really good. Really good. This isn't like, I don't know if I see it. It's like, well, I saw it. And when he wasn't hurt, he was really good. Like, what, why, why are we confusing this? I don't overrated, bro. It doesn't compute to me. Well, I guess we'll find out. I mean, he's not football Jesus, but he's really good. He's like Jesus like hair. Sure. I mean, it is like he gives those vibes off. I'm striving for it. I need to ask him about what he uses in foot product. If your hair goes down to your shoulders, that is going to be a look. I will say this. I'm going to unveil it. I'm going to go hatless in the next couple of days in here. Are you going to get back? Give it to the weekend, get a little bit of more. The thing is, it's, it's very difficult for me to go full Barry Melrose right now. I can't wait. It's not quite long enough to slick it back. So what I did this morning, I brushed it all down and it was like a full on Beatles. Like, mop top, but it's so awkward. It's so bad because it looks like I permed my hair because you guys can see it if you're watching on YouTube. The back of my hair is very curly, and I will tell you this. When I take my hat off or if I don't put a hat on, my hair is very, very, very curly. Yeah, natural curling. It's beautiful. But I mean, like, I've mentioned this before, I'm growing it out until I lose the weight. Oh, all right. So it's gonna get long. Let's go. My wife is very, very, very mad about this. But you already got her. But yeah, exactly. It's a ring on. It's spiteful motivation. I actually don't have the ring on. Well, you got the ring on her though. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. You know, yours is not on. I've gone ring because it's on my, it's on my chain now. I got so sick and tired. I have, because of damage to my hand, my ring fingers are kind of a weird shape. It's very skinny on the bottom. And so the ring spins around all over the place. Oh, weird. So when I grab stuff, it like gets smashed and all right. We don't like. You're not a wedding guy. You need to get one of those Kirk cousins and Derek car silicone rings. I tried wearing one of those, but like, again, it just kind of cut off the circulation of my finger and like, ballooned up. Oh, I was like, okay. So I need the right side. Well, no, it doesn't, like, because again, it needs to be. Yeah, it doesn't, again, okay. Total derail moment. There you go. Well, Will Levis, you're doing okay. You still got a hot girlfriend. You've got the starting job for the Tennessee Titans. And you still got that number saved in your phone from draft night. I think he's gonna save that forever. I would. I'd say that thing forever. And just be like, there will be a moment where this comes in to where I can prank this person back. And that person hearing that from the bus with the boys, they've got to be a little worried. Forget pranking them back. Again, going full taken. I have particularly set of skills. That's the kind of thing where I wouldn't prank that guy back unless I could get them unless the rank was so egregious. Well, you need to reach out to Will Levis and recommend your the prank that you pulled when you were managing a call center and just say, Hey, post this number and say free copper copper. And that watch that guy's phone just boop, boop, God, especially in Tennessee is a lot of twickers. What does address down to? All right. Hey, that'll do a pregnancy scare though. Let's get to some hoops, shall we? 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Adrian Warshinowski, V.S.B.N. reporting Golden State and their star Steph Curry have agreed to a $62.6 million extension that will keep him under contract through the 2026-2027 season. It's a lot of cash. It's a lot of cash. Our boss Jeff Austin of Octagon tells ESPN. I believe it's a different Jeff Austin than our boss. Probably. I would imagine. He is now with that guaranteed money is the second highest earner in NBA history trailing Olin Lebron James. This deal will get him above $500 million. Have you watched his show on Peacock yet? Steph? Yeah. He's got a show on Peacock. You didn't know that? It's a show about his best friend from high school and he reunite. I don't even know what it's called, but is it called not in my backyard? That's a shot at Steph Curry keeping the pours out of his neighborhood? Mr. Throwback is the name of the show. You want me to give you the synopsis here? Sure. Give me the sound of this. In junior high school, Danny Grossman was the top-rated sixth-grade basketball player in the country. So good that his teammates Steph and Curry was his backup. That is until it was discovered that Danny's father forged his birth certificate revealing that the 12-year-old Danny was 15 ending his basketball career. Decades later, Danny is at rock bottom. Between a failed marriage, a turbulent rapport with his daughter in a questionable relationship with the truth, Danny's potential is squandered. When the sports memorabilia story owns, Mr. Throwback nears bankruptcy, he finds himself with nowhere to turn and decides to target his old pal, Steph Curry, for help. One night, Danny accidentally bumps into Steph and they reconnect. He steals Steph's game weren't jersey to sell it for quick cash, but gets caught red-handed. Panicked, Danny makes up a lie, putting him in the center of yet another potentially explosive scandal. I don't like this Danny's lander. This is the most Danny thing I've ever heard before. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're talking about getting caught here. I mean, kind of subtract him. We know a Danny that did this before. Danny El Monte. That's right. The little league pitcher that turned out. He was the first one that was like, there's no way that kid's 12. It was 17. Turned out. He wasn't. Yeah. I think it's like the plot to the show is the 12-year-old in basketball that's 6/11. Have you seen this kid? No. He's 17. Really? You think so? Yes. Yes. 6/11, 12-year-old. Okay. Yeah. Real Madrid product, I think, is what it is. She's this kid is a monster. Yeah. Look, man, I've mentioned this before. I think I might have mentioned this when you were out one day. I saw Zion Williamson up close in high school. The single most hyperdeveloped physical athlete I've ever seen in my entire life. He looked like Khalil Mack does now in high school. Okay. The kid had probably 20 inch biceps. I was blown away by how grown Zion Williamson was at 16. That was at 16 years old. They're saying that this kid is 12 years old. Yeah. And he is like his frame is like a male, like usually you see these kids and they look like that. Well, they have the gigantism, right? Yeah. What do you call it? Marfan syndrome? Sure. He does not have that. No. He looks like an NBA player. Yes, he does. Like he looks well? Yeah. I'm sorry, 13 now. Kelly. But he's playing like a U-13 league. And I'm like, I'm sorry. What? Yeah. Nope. It was like, oh, it's racist because you think it's happening. Like, no, no, it's not compared to Wimby and Janus. None of them were that big ever. Janus at 17 was six eight. Wow. Yeah, kids huge. Yeah. So again, this stuff happens and it happens from second and third world nations. Yeah. Or actually, first world nations too, because China lies about it every single time. Oh, okay. Yeah. Almost everyone they send to the NBA hoops, I'm just two years old and they say they are. Really? Yeah, there was one kid they said one time they said was 19, he was 24. It's like, you know, you look when you're 24, you know, when like you're just jacked, there's a different level of jack that comes from being 24 to 28. He was like, got there and went, huh? Oh, that looks different. You're different. Like it was like Zion. Yeah. It was like, uh-huh, except for it wasn't like, oh, no, you're like, because Zion had a baby face. Yeah. You were just like, how does this? Well, Greg Oden, Greg Oden had a good, he looked like he was 40 when he was 18. Yeah. But then also, when he came back from that first knee surgery, he got that insane body where you went. Why does your body look like it's 28 years old and you're 22? Yeah. Like he was jacked beyond all belief when he came back. He was 330 pounds. That's no lie. He came back from the microfactory surgery, which again, putting on 50 pounds after microfactory surgery, probably not the best idea. But yeah, this, these, these whole like, oh, no, this kid's this age, this kid's that age. It's like, come on, man. Lie better. Please lie better. Lie up, lie for a year. Lie for two tops tops. Have I told you the latest conspiracy in the NBA? No. Janis actually being younger. Oh, then he then expected. Well, my, oh, my, my, my. Which would explain his growth spurt. Because remember what he was drafted. Janis was six, eight. He is legitimately seven foot plus now. And he went from six, eight about maybe 200 pounds to seven foot plus and probably two 75 to 80. Huh. To have that, like, look, Ryan repair had a gross spur. How crazy would that be if they're like, yeah, no, he's just way younger. He's actually not 28. He's 26. Wow. You know what I mean? I'm so in on these conspiracy. Like that's one I'm like, that's believable. Yeah. Okay. That's, I could, I could believe that. Yeah. Because that, look, those late in life growth spurts do happen, but typically not like that. No. You get what, like, what, what groups had where he grew like an inch and a half. Yeah. And he put on like 10, 12 pounds. Sure. Over like the course of two months, it was like, whoa, that's kind of crazy. That is a different body. We're not five plus inches and 60 pounds. God, that's a little different. Steph has never put those, but that weighed on. Well, no, he's put on since he came into the NBA, probably 40 pounds. Yeah. I was just saying, yeah, but that's also, I think it's less gross, but more probably. Excuse me. Hello, something in my, are you okay? Yeah. Also my throat there. Just, you know, go back and look at Steph at Davidson and now. So different, man. Just go look again. So different. I don't care. Just can we, can we just be out in the open about this stuff? Yeah. Can we just, can we Sean McVey this? Yeah. Yeah. I got, I got shots. No, they can't. I got the NBA would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. Yeah. I took a trip to Paris. I took a trip to Germany. I took the trip to the Philippines. I don't care. Just knock it down with it as it pertains to Steph and getting this deal. There was a mild conspiracy and it's not even conspiracy. They were trying to do it that Braun and AD were pushing Steph out of Golden States and Lakers. Oh, what happens to the Olympics? Yeah. We get a lot of that tampering goes. Why do you think that the lawyers came out of nowhere? I'm like, Hey, here's $62 million. Here you go. There you go. One year buzz. It's leverage because Steph gets it there and go, look, man, you're paying me or you're trading me. What's it going to be? There's one of two ways that this thing goes and like, it's a lot of Jersey sales. We can't afford this to happen because that building is going to be a ghost town when Steph retires. What do they have in that building? What do they have on that team? Well, they got a lot of stuff is all stuff all the time. So they basically they locked him up. He's going to end up top 10 and points all time. And that's what the next three years, four years of the war is just going to be just get him. It's going to be Kobe. Yeah, in the end, going for 60 on how many shots did he take that last game? Was it like 46 something like that? Say 40 something. It was just a absolutely bonkers number. So, godly. All right, can I have next ones? Our worst day on the web and we have a ruling yet again that we may have to disagree with the old government before I see the big kahuna sports on our day presented by T-Mobile, the official wireless partner of Odyssey Sports. With an awesome network and great savings, there's never been a better time to join T-Mobile. Visit your neighborhood store to make the switch today. 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Go to shopify.com/audacypodcast to upgrade your selling today. Shopify.com/audacypodcast. For the first time, U.S. subscribers can stream MLB network 24/7 including select out-of-market games, swing and drive, it's deep, it's good. Stream minor league affiliates, hold run number one, horse left, pick number one. Plus get MLB big inning and live audio for all 30 teams. Baseball can't get better than this. Experience the game like never before with MLB network and at-back. You're all in one baseball destination, only $6.99 per month. Visit MLB.com/at-back for details. Blackout and other restrictions apply, MLB trademarks useless permission. It's time for today's worst day on the web. With Danny and Dusty on Odyssey and 1080 The Fan. Oh, really? That sucks. The TSA is modern day Nazis. Whoa, oh, oh. I'll just say that. That's an aggressive stance after Kate. I was not expecting that. I will say that. I mean, whoa. They have not prevented any kind of hijacking or anything like that by stopping us from bringing water on any flights. Or my freaking diet Pepsi. Or your literacola. I don't want a large pharma. Or my literacola. On my trip to Las Vegas, my energy drink that I had to pound before I got on the plane. Oh, really? Yeah, it's like, come on. See, that's a sealed freaking energy drink. Let me bring it on the damn plane. Just bothers me. Okay. What do you really think? Wow. Wow. What did what what made you feel this strongly today? Well, it's not about something I care about particular. This is the you've ever seen Thor Ragnarok? Yeah. Yes. There's a point in that with Jeff Goldblum, where he's saying, what's what do I always say about this person? And the woman responds with she's trash. She's like, were you just waiting to say that she's trash? That's kind of how I am with the TSA. Yeah, okay. You can use that TSA like their trash. And you're like, oh, because I don't care about this particular one, because I don't really like peanut butter. I'm peanut butter agnostic. I don't really I don't like it. I don't hate it. Okay. You just have you're in different on peanut butter. Like if you bring it, I like peanut butter. I love peanut butter. I'm cool with that. Like, but I'm I am never you will never actively see me seeking out peanut butter ever. Okay, butter's good. Peanut butter is good. And it's not cheating because it's your dog. Exactly. Wait, what? Road trip. No, I'm not getting that. That's a road trip. I'm no. I've heard too much. Nope. We've all heard too much. Shut up, DJ. Yeah, that's a deep cut. Yep. Again, a movie that definitely know it would not get made today. 100%. Holy crap. See, we say that a lot about movies like, Oh, that movie can never be made today. There's some pretty aggressive movies that are being made today, though. Like what? Have you ever seen? Well, well, the TV show The Boys is one, like, yeah, but that's also like it's doing it on purpose. Well, I mean, so was road trip. So was road trip. I know, but like, you know, I mean, they put Tom Green in the movie. But you know what I mean? Like there's always one episode every year of The Boys. Yeah, where it's the whole purpose is to go sideways into the cliff. Yeah, what is the movie with the kids? And it's something like The Boys or whatever. I think it's The Boys. Good boys. Good boys. It's good boys. Is that the where the super bad rip off with the kids? Yeah, that movie for like these kids are like 12. Yeah, aggressive. Yeah, I mean, it was like, whoa, people don't forget people. It reminded me so much, so, so much of my childhood in a lot of different ways. But it was like that movie, that would be one where in like five or 10 years, it's going to be like, they couldn't make that. I mean, little kids dropping F bombs like it's bad news bears in that show. Great. I mean, yeah, yeah, but that got me in 2019. Sure. I think there's only, I think what we're seeing though is so few people are making those movies now because that's like a Seth Rogen movie he's making. Judd Apatow. You know, Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen are the ones that are going to be making those aggressive movies. They've broken a sausage party, which that kind of falls in line with what you're talking about. So much money that they don't care. They can afford to do that. Yeah, but in general, yes, the, the, the idea of that is pretty much gone. Okay. So, all right. But back to the TSA and how much they suck. Okay. Yes. They have now clarified peanut butter is a liquid. That's not true. Peanut butter is a paste. I would, I would classify peanut butter as a paste. So here's that there is spread. Regardless. Spread is what it is because it's edible. So it's a, it's a spread regardless of what you've classified it as. Yeah. There's an actual like chemistry breakdown of what peanut butter actually is. It is technically a Bingham plastic or a subset subset of non-Newtonian fluids. Peanut butter is plastic. Technically a Bingham plastic. I don't know what that means. Is that what we got all the micro plastics now? So the, but the TSA considers the nut spread a liquid. Okay. The term nut spread makes me uncomfortable, but it is unrestricted if it is in a sandwich ingredient. So this is like one of those things was like, well, you could have the spare parts to a bomb. But if you put it in the bomb, it's totally fine. So what basically it's three ounces, right? That's, that's what we can, we can bring on three ounces of liquid, which is is so stupid. So if I put three ounces of peanut butter, four ounces of peanut butter between two sizes of bread, they're going to check the sandwich. Am I good? Because they're, they're saying the sandwich to be like, I'm very, I love peanut butter. So I can take on a PB and J, but not a jar of peanut butter. Yes. To make a PB and J on the plane. That's right. All I'm seeing, all I'm hearing here is that the terrorists are trying to make peanut butter bombs. Well, we don't know. We don't know yet. Are they? Peanut butter, shaped, or, or made to look and smell and taste like, or I should say plastic. I am very upset like peanut butter. There was, hey, a guy with the shoe bomb, yeah. Who now makes us take off our shoes, all of our shoes. And that, that guy, there was an actual bomb in that shoe. There has been a change coming to airports near you. All right. The new scanners, you get to keep your shoes on. I didn't, you know what? I might have buried the lead on this when I came back from Las Vegas. Yeah. What are we doing here? There are scanners now in airports. They're not at every line. So you remember the, the one that you stand up, put your hands up. Yeah. And there's the boop boop and goes around you. Yeah. There's another one of those. I call them the bust of rhymes ones. Do, do, do, do, do. Put your hands on my basket seat. And then we get straight buck wildin. It's a place to be. Okay. But the new one where it makes, makes it so it, it gets your shoes too. Yes. So it, uh, I went through one. Now we're tight. Number one, it was quicker. I didn't have to put my hands up, but it was also, they should make you put your hands up as just like a, I mean, right. It's just probably like, it's on my day. Well, next step will be the belt. Can I quit taking off my damn belt? Uh, you, you need to take nothing off going through the one that I went through. Oh, well, hey, I started to put stuff like take everything out of my bag. You can empty your pockets if you want, but you don't need to take anything else off. You can go like, that's what I'm talking about. I usually go through, I, I'm usually basketball shorts, t-shirt, hoodie, hat, sunglasses, and then either flip flops or crocs. All right. On my fly. And I went to go. You keep those stinky feet to yourself, sir. Look, man, I, I, I, look, I have this thing where number one, uh, my, my feet are very clean. Number two, I am grossed out every time I have to remember that I have to walk barefoot through that scanner. Yeah. And I'm always like, man, this is gnarly dude, but I hate socks on planes. Wait. You know what I hate? Other people's stinky feet on planes. My feet don't stink. Because they breathe. That's right. That's like every person that says, I don't snore. Such like, no, this is the quorum. I don't want to see your feet. You don't see my feet because I stuff them under the seat. Nobody wants your bare feet on that plane. Nobody sees them. They do. No, they do. You think you're like, you're like the kid who puts like their hands over their face, like, you can't see me. I didn't do anything wrong. It's like, you know, we can see 99% of the time it's Crocs. I've gone flip flops a couple of times, but it's almost always Crocs over the last three years. Barefoot on a plane is not. Crocs are barefoot. But you just said you take them off and you put your feet underneath the seat. No, I don't know. I keep them in the Crocs. But I smash my feet under the seat. I think the story has changed. No, I feel like this story has changed a little bit. Smash my feet under the seat, not like. We're from being barefoot to now we have the Crocs on. No, the Crocs are on. All right. I take them off to go through the scanner. Okay. Yeah, that's part of it's gross. I don't, I don't like it. Now, here's a, here's a different, a different take on this Vancouver Fort Texan. I'm surprised it's not banned just for the allergy reasons. That is very true. Like you're in tight quarters like that and you got somebody with a severe peanut allergy. That makes sense. That doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. No, it doesn't. That doesn't get behind. Somebody can die. The number of things. I saw horrible bosses. Hey, look, you may hate it. But guess what? You know what else you can bring on a plane? Shellfish. You know what people have deathly allergies to? Shellfish. Well, yeah, they have shellfish restaurants in almost every freaking airport in this country. Yes, but you shouldn't be bringing fish. This has been well established. You should not be being being fresh or on a plane one time on an airplane. Oh, yeah. I think it was coming back from Hawaii. And yeah, right after that, you know, buckle your seatbelt sign came off. This guy got up and grabbed his cooler and it just, it was, it was, that is, again, so disrespectful to everybody on that. It was so horrific. And he was just right in the, he was in the road immediately ahead of us, but it took over the entire cabin. Do you say anything? Well, I mean, what do you, I mean, no, you just pull it really. I had, but yeah, I hadn't even go passive aggressive. No, I just, what are we doing here? I needed a couple of bowls of loudmouth soup and I didn't do it. Oh, man. Wow. But yeah, the TSA has said peanut butter is a liquid. We said what we said and they have since been, we said what we said they did. They did. Was that in the statement? Yes. Peanut butter is a liquid. We said what we said. And then they got hit with the, uh, the notes on Twitter. Oh, three different ones from like three different libraries about the classification of what peanut butter actually is. Is it not being a liquid? Again, the subset of non-Newtonian fluids, but under ASTM delta 43 59 dash 90, it is classified as a liquid, not a solid. I disagree. My hard no. What is TSA based in Indiana? Because we, we know this that these Indiana folks are very loose with what they call different foods there. It's true. I'm surprised that peanut butter has an ASTM rating. Um, I don't know what an ASTM rating is. It's for all materials. It's your, like, if you, if you work in an industrial building, you've got your, uh, your safety index that has all every liquid or potential thing in your building listed and how it needs to be properly stored according to OSHA, which are we, we were worrying about how what peanut butter needs to be properly stored according to ASTM. Hmm. Hmm. Let me see. I bet you that there is an actual, uh, get out of here with our ASTM ratings. Yeah, it's, it's more for the grades apparently. That's what a lot, a lot of that comes from is the grading of peanut butter. Okay. Because it depends like what it's being used for. How many uses are there for peanut butter? Like are we sitting there like, uh, these are peanut butter cup grade peanut butter. It's not cheating because it's your target. This is chunky peanut butter. I'm going to page number three, which has our grades of peanut butter. What's the gross one that has the oil on top of it where you have to like mix it up yourself? Yeah, those are like the natural ones or something or, or I forget what the, I forget the term, but yeah, just it's too much for it. No, I remember what the term is. It's the, it's called that peanut butter. I don't want. Hmm. All right. So there's actually a grading scale. All right. Do you want to hear the peanut butter grading scale? The factors that go into it color consistency, absence of defects and flavor in aroma. The color accounts for up to 20 points, consistency, 20 points defects or absence thereof, 30 points, flavor in aroma, 30 that goes up to a hundred points. A US grade A or US fancy is the quality of peanut butter that has a good color, good consistency and practically, practically free from defects has a good flavor in aroma that has uniform dispersion of any added ingredients and scores, not less than 90 points when scored in accordance with the scoring system outlined in this sub part. Got there. All everything that you just said, just validated that there are too many people in this world that are trying to justify having a job. Yes. And whoever wrote that, brother, there is 11 pages on the classification and grading of peanut butter. What would you say you do here? So, um, quick little peek behind the curtain here. When I was in the Air Force, I helped co-author an anti-terrorism force detection methodology and research book, I guess 737 pages. That was 10 times worse than this. So, I'm familiar and very fluent in government BS and this is tremendous stuff. This is the kind of thing where looking at this, they have a test score sheet for peanut butter in here and what it actually looks like and how you're supposed to grade it. It's absolutely the grading of the lot and analysis for water and soluble inorganic residue and salt. I mean, A classification, B classification, substandard classifications and what fails and what grades like, no, again, like the peanut butter on the freaking plane. What's a peanut butter defect question on the Vancouver Fort text line? I think like an almond being in there. Maybe that maybe that is your, your defective peanut butter is this jar says chunky and it is smooth based on science. That's right. That guy's like, you know, based on science, I stuck my finger right in that thing and it wasn't chunky at all. It was smooth. Went right down to the bottom. Didn't see one peanut in that whole thing. Absolutely incredible, defective. So there you go. There's your hot peanut butter talk. It's hard. TSA finger couldn't even go in there defective. How many drops do you want me to try to get out of those last couple statements? That one I need. I need that one clean. That last one especially too smooth. Finger right in there. Gotta grease that whole up. Stop. Can we have next? 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Yesterday in his press conference trying to say I'm going to announce a starter tomorrow, but also I just gave away the starter. Maybe now I should walk this back. It's actually Jacoby percent. Wait, no, it's, it's Drake. No, oh my God. What am I doing? Oh, no, it's Jacoby percent. Everything's fine. Nothing's going wrong. Our coach totally has it under control. He definitely didn't say in a couple of weeks we're switching to Drake May. It's going to be Drake May's show eventually this season. I mean, in yesterday, he said, I want to talk to the guys, you know, I want to make sure they know who's going to be the starter first, which I was like, okay. So that maybe means it's Drake May because you wouldn't need to say anything to Jacoby percent because you've been telling everybody that Jacoby percent's still going to be your starting quarterback. And then he went, but whoever starts this season doesn't mean that's going to be the guy who ends this season, which is like, oh, so it is Jacoby percent. And it's, you're not going to bench Drake May. This is going to be that this is the worst naming of a starting quarterback we've had in quite some time because he's already planted the seed that at some point, you guys can start calling for the hook for Jacoby percent. And we're probably going to be right there with you because we know that he's not the guy long term. And we've already said that he won't be the guy for this entire season. You don't want to go up there and be like, hey, Jacoby's going to be our guy the entire season in light, everybody. But what he did was he gave every chucklehead with the Twitter account and every caller into our sister station, W E E I and Boston, the go ahead to start calling for Bricett's head week one after a bad pass, a singular bad throw. And all of a sudden you're going, ah, that's a big drink may. And you've already given kind of that green light for that to happen like it wasn't going to happen anyways. But look, I said this last week, week four week five, drink may is probably going to be the starter. Ta-da. Ah, you drafted the guy third overall. You brought in Jacoby were set to be a bridge quarterback. We all knew this. So, um, I never thought I would say this, but I want the Bill Belichick press conferences back. And you wonder why Bill Belichick was the way he was? Because he went through this stuff. Well, here's the here's the thing. You can be like McDonald's down in Miami, or you can be like Kyle Shanahan or Sean McVay, or, um, you have the Harbaws in how they're, they have their own particular styles, but giving you nothing, saying everything and giving you nothing. But that's the thing is like, it comes with experience and style and practice. Like you go back and watch those guys in the early on, you're a McVay. When he used to get up there looking, he was going to pop a blood vessel in his forehead because he was grabbing the podium so hard. He was like, you just have to go through this. And it's like, yeah, there's an art to it. Uh, locally, Chauncey, good lord, his first couple press conference, great for us. Yeah. But he threw seven different people under the bus. And his first like two weeks, it was like, damn. Yeah. And then it was like, he's so, he's kind of, he's like, I can't really, I guess I can't do this 82 times. And it was like, yeah, I mean, don't be wrong. As a media member, I appreciate the blunt honesty, but you do that again, 82 times. Yep. It's not going to work out well for you. You got to pick and choose when you do that. And look, you can get, you could give that little nugget up to the media, but you do it with, and this is going to sound so awful. But you do it because you've got something to gain by doing it. You do, you leak things out and you purposefully put things out because you're trying to get to something. Yeah. It's part of it. That's PR. Yep. Welcome to the real world, folks. This is how this stuff is all shaped. So is it a surprise? It's a percent? No, not at all. But the rollout was, very, very poor. It was very much, what was that crappy TV service that came that came creepy? That's it. They spent like $25 million on. How did you know that so quickly? Because it was a really crappy one that led, they spent a crap ton of money on, and they let all that advertising in. Just a bomb, just a song. I mean, it could have been the Pac-12 network. It could have been just a lot of these networks that. Can I just say one thing that's really been bothering me. The people at Comcast are saying that we don't want to like, we're not having the big 10 network and we didn't get the expanded package because it might be a channel people don't want. Do you think I want vice TV? No. Do you think I want the BYU network? No. I'm not even talking sports, just that random like Mormon channel. I know. Do you think I want to the Russian channel, NASA network or C-SPAN? I do. I do like the NASA network. If you were, if you were. Okay, but I don't. And you know what? They're saying this like a lot of people wouldn't want it. It's like, yeah, there's a lot of crap. I don't want. Have you ever just put that? You have me pay for and I don't want to. Guess what? I don't need FX movies. Take those. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. FX movies are a great rainy day channel. It's a great rainy day channel. You look with on demand, you can, you've got everything there anyway. No, I'm going to have to sit through the damn commercials right now. There is still something about, because here's the thing, when I have every streaming service doing a man and I love Marvel movies, I will not go into Disney Plus and start a Marvel movie if I want sitting down like want something to run on the background. You know, I will do though. I will click on FX and watch it halfway through. I don't know why. There's something in aid in nature about still channel surfing and going, Oh, cool. It's that a part that I like and I'm going to start here. Now, listen, I didn't say FX. I said FX movies. Do we need FX, FX, FX and FX movies? It's all the same thing. Just saying. I don't need FX movies. We've got FX and shows all the same damn movies that are on FX movies. I have their, oh my gosh, their website is so bad. The extended you want to. Oh God, no, it's terrible. I had it and it's like, let's see the channels that I have. I can only see three channels at a time. I don't need, I don't know what JTV is. I don't know what QVC, I don't need QVC or HSN or TBN. What is TBN? Don't know Trinity Broadcasting Network, I believe. I get, I get C span one and two. Don't care. I mean, look, do I need telemundo or Univision? Nope. Nope. But you know what? Paying for that. And I have your dumb ultimate package. What did I don't need HLN? Never have watched it. You know how many times I have watched the weather channel? I've watched it zero since I've moved into my home five years ago. Yeah, I don't need the weather channel. I now have it on my phone on my phone. It's something I don't need. But yet, I have to, I have to watch it. I'm actually, um, get out of here, big, give me the big 10 network and take oxygen true crime off my television. My internet is literally out at my house right now. My wife works from home, and she's texting me endlessly through the show. Like, how do I fix this? How do I do this? I'm just trying to, we're talking about the internet part of this, or TV part of this. I'm going to cancel Xfinity when I get out there. All right. I'm so sick and tired of this. Why do I need three C spans? I just saw what, what, what I paid for the entire thing and I'm done. I don't watch C span one or two and I have three. I don't have a gun, let alone many guns, which would necessitate a whole rack. Yeah. This is the thing that really grinds my gears with, oh, our customers, some of our customers wouldn't want it. Yeah. You know what? There's a lot of things that I don't want that you make me pay an exorbitant amount of money for because I have to pay for it to watch the hometown team, the Portland Trailblades, could you jacked up the price the night before the game? And rant. Uh, I've got one, just a little squirrel moment. So my wife is a big fan of love after lockup, right? Which is on, I forget if it's on Bravo or what? Danny's interested. No, that, you said that out loud and I was like, Oh God, that's something my wife hasn't found yet. And that made me scared because the trashier the TV, the more she's into it. So this love after lockup at the end of every show or, you know, most commercial breaks, they'll say, Oh, you know, and catch up on this show on the, on the app. And it's on the all black app. Like, that's the name of it is all black. It's like, what, really? Weird. Doesn't that seem a bit? That seems, I mean, you know, very profiling, very, very problematic. You got, you got lots of the whites on there too. You know, lots of them. Trust me. Going to jail. Caitlin clock is white. What is Clio TV? It's where Miss Cleo reads your waterscope. That's all I'm thinking about right now. Miss Cleo. If you're if you're under the age of 30, you have no idea who Miss Cleo is. Oh, hey, you know, this is in my wheelhouse, defying negative and cultural stereotypes of today's women. Oh, today's women of color by showcasing travel shows, home design, DIY. Is it Miss Cleo? No. Only where's the fun in that? No. Whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp. Riffing with chef Gennard is on there. Love at first bite. Just eats with chef JJ. Seems like a cooking channel. That doesn't sound like it. There's a lot of channels I'm realizing I have that I don't. You shouldn't. You don't want to pay for it. Well, I didn't know I had. There you go. Like hallmark mystery. Yeah, don't need that. Yeah, definitely don't need multiple hallmarks. No. No. No. If I I would pay to get rid of channels. Hallmark family. Is there a difference between any of these? It's cuter and cuddlier. What? So, yeah, drawd mayo, named you Toby percent the starter. All right. And right on time, coming up in hour number three, we will dive into the final four of our college will rivalry trophy edition. Here's another thing. This is Danny and Dusty. Meringue Tang is going to be a thing. You're not quening anything new. With Danny Meringue and Dusty, the fan man Hera. All frozen monkey sounds in their cold gut. The old Danny Meringue pie. Danny and Dusty on the Odyssey app and 1080. Yeah, this is going to be awesome. The fan. Hey, welcome in. Happy Thursday, everybody. Danny and Dusty. Official start of week one of the college football season. Hey. Coach Prime and the buffs. I'm taking on North Dakota State. And the bison. Is that the biggest game of the day? I'm not sure I've ever wanted a team to lose so badly in my entire life. Oh, really? Look at you. Just wow, full on hater hating on coach prime, huh? Yeah, you'll find you. I think it's well earned. Yeah. Well, you know where to come at me prime. You'll find you easy to find. Easy easy to find. You should go out to Boulder and tell that to his face. I'll get right on that. All right. I'd love it if we just had if we had a bit where Jeff Rust just confronted people with all of his gripes. You know, like, we just send him out to Boulder. It's like for 15 seconds, Rust gives prime a piece of his mind darn right and then just walks off. I'm going to stand up for John Keeler and the guy's name. Yeah, the post columnist. I mean, he did actually take some cheap shots at Dion. I still love the Bruce Lee of BS. That's the best one. That is good. That's old school columnist right there. Yeah. That's a that's your old timey columnist. He's not there to make friends. No, no, no, he's not. I mean, no, no. And I think that's the problem with journalism right now is too many people are trying to make friends with all the people that they cover. Mm hmm. Can I one more be in my bonnet quick squirrel moment? Yeah. It drives me nuts how lately, whether it's NBA or NFL or whatever, the reported signings and whatnot. And they attribute, you know, and and such and such from such and such agency negotiated the deal. Nobody nobody cares. Oh, no, no, that's a danny one too. They do care. No, the agent does. The audience doesn't give the audience doesn't give two essays about who negotiated the deal. I don't disagree, Ben. It takes up time in my space and my timeline. And I get tired of wasting the four seconds having to read that on every tweet talking about a lot of bad boys. You guys want to talk about some good boys? Mm hmm. Do you guys see Otani and his dog? He's a good boy. Oh, such a good boy. Otani and his dog throughout the first pitch last night. That's awesome. And then his dog at home run. Wait, what? Well, no, he hit the whole and he stole third. Did you say dog? No. Yeah. What'd you think he said? I don't mind moving on. Okay. Okay. Oh, Tony stole third too. Hey, he stole third baby. No, Adley Rotchman catching there. There's the big one right there. If Rotchman was catching, he's not swiping third. Well, look, does anybody, does it matter if you dunk on a nickel, a yokech or mugs, he bogs? Yeah, it does. I think there's difference still a dunk, still a big ass dunk, still, but I mean, it's it's different if you go over a yokech and you're like, ah, yeah, you felt that jump. Yeah. Well, okay. If you go over, if you dunk over a bead, if you go over Zack Edie, who's like arms are above the rim and you're like, Nope, bam. That's different than Muggsy Bogues. Two points. It's two points. That's right. That's right. Everybody made you stolen base, but now Otani's on pace for the 50 50 season though. He's there. He's 42 42 right now. I think I saw he's on pace for 51 51 51 baby. I'm here for it. Do it. I heard Kirk Rosenthal, or Ted Rosenthal, they say if he hits the 50 50 Club, he should be the first DH MVP of all time, which is I wouldn't disagree with that one. It's crazy to think that it's never happened, but if you're gonna have a season to do it. Probably this one. No, he deserves it. He should be the MVP. Well, he'll be the NL MVP. He wouldn't win the MVP if he was in the AL though, because what judge is doing, yeah, he's having a pretty good year too. I would say Aaron judges season is pretty good. Well, he's also in New York, which, you know, and well, Tony's in that small market of Los Angeles. Well, no, no, no, no, but I'm saying if you're in if he was in the AL, it wouldn't matter. Yeah, it really wouldn't matter because because they're in judging. They're out there pushing. He's gonna set a new whole run record in the AL. Like it's like, okay, let's stop doing this. Yeah, we need to we do need to stop that. I hate it so much. And he was incredible. And I just deal with it here. Nothing else. He was incredible. Barry Bonds was incredible. He should be in the Hall of Fame. And if autonomy gets a 50 50 Club, he has a Hall of Fame career already. 50 50 Club MVP, even with even if they with a short career, if his career ended like today, you would say, that's a Hall of Fame worthy career. Yeah, we were looking at this really short career. We were looking at this off air the day and it was like, is he there now? And it was like, he's pretty damn close. Yeah, if he gets to the 50 50 Club, yep, I'm going to go ahead and say done deal, put Otonny in and his dog. And his dog? Yeah, put decoy into great name. Yeah, great name. I think of this. All right. So if he's a two if he wins the NL MVP this year, he'd be a three time MVP in both leagues, right? That's good. A four time all star, rookie of the year, silver slugger, two times silver slugger, probably going to be a three time silver slugger, Major League Baseball's player of the year. And we are looking at this is his seventh year in Major League Baseball, only seven years in Major League Baseball. Yeah, that's it. What's really going to hurt him are the second and third seasons where he didn't play much and wasn't an all star or anything. That's really going to drag down that candidate. Yeah, I really don't care. And oh, by the way, his pitching stats are redunculus too. And he didn't he's not pitching this year. Show hey, Otonny is a treasure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agreed. And his his former interpreter is in prison. Yeah, we're not hearing anything about that guy anymore. Also a fact. That's those are two things that are facts. You think he's going to get Epstein? Whoa, no, just can disappear. No, no, okay, no. I think by I feel like wire fraud and sex trafficking are are kind of wildly different. Yeah, look, I'm not comparing their crimes. I'm comparing the who wants these people gone. Oh, Tony, I don't think he well, no, remember all the other casino magnets and other athletes that were tied to him and other famous people. Yeah, you forget about that. Yeah. Yeah. All right, I could imagine him though, speak English no more, you know, it's like, I forgot to cut out his tongue. Yeah, you're picking up what I'm putting down. Yeah, all right. Oh, Tony. Hall of Fame. Yes, right now. And a very good boy for a dog. What I love. I love when I see that, you know, just a good pop out there. Oh, who doesn't love good pupos doing this thing? Just like is just like is his his his owner. Show. Hey, big crowd doesn't matter. He's a performer. He'll put on a show no matter what. I like it. All right. That got us off of, I felt like we were going down a dark path. I felt like Rust was getting a little wound up. So we're talking good boys then. All right. I have to submit one for the group here. Okay. I have a family function tonight with the in-laws. I'm sorry. It is the pre normally it is the like pre Christmas Eve celebration with my in-laws family friend that they do every year. Well, and I love them. They're great in August. I was going to say this didn't happen because aggressive three different people had COVID this past year. Okay. And they're circling back like, let's do it now. And I'm like, I told my wife, I'm like, those aren't the rules. I'm like, no, this is no. It's no. What like, again, tonight, college football. Yeah, taking over. And we had nothing going on for the past three months. Yep. Isn't that what the DVR is for to do a DVR game? If you can stay away from the score, it's a beautiful thing. Sure. Like, and this is one of the games where I want to stay away from the score. There's a lot of games that I'll DVR that I'm like, I like to know what happened and then go back and like say, all right, let's see how this all play now. You want to see the journey to even though you know the destination. This is one game though. I don't want to know the outcome before I watch it. I want to go in with a blank slate to North Dakota State, Colorado. Now, I have a dumb question. All right. And I know that there are no dumb questions, only dumb people that ask questions. So I I am not a cord cutter yet. I'm not on the the YouTube television or the Hulu with live, what have not and all those. Do those streaming services, do they have DVR as well? Yes. Do they? Yes. Okay. Yes. You can you can record shows or you could just go back and just rewatch them. Right. Some they don't call it with the live sports. I think I believe that to be true for most of them. Right. That's been my experiences in the past. I don't know all of them. Yeah. There's there are a lot of them because it feels like that would be a giant, you know, yeah, I feel like there's something here that needs to be discussed because we were talking about the Oregon, Washington, USC, UCLA, Big Ten, blackout locally here. I have seen more people and heard of more people just saying, got Fubu Fubu Fubu Fubu Fubu Fubu for us by us, baby. They're not wearing Fubu gear. I mean, they could. I don't know when the last time I saw Fubu gear outside of a good will was and always in powder blues like in the 90s early, early aughts, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. But they're going to Fubu Fubu. Oh God. Now it's in my head. I'm in your head worder. They're going to Fubu and they're not looking back. But there's been a lot of that and YouTube TV too. But I think more people have been on the YouTube TV track. The Vancouver who's had a big come up. The Vancouver for text line saying that YouTube TV in fact has unlimited DVR. Yeah. Yeah. All right. And you could just go back like it is sometimes not even DVR. You could just like scroll back and be like, you want to watch this as live? You're like, oh sure. Bingo. Yeah. Do that whole thing too. So yeah, I've got a Christmas in August thing. I have to overnight. Don't do that. All right. Don't. I put your foot down. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's second word. Yeah. I mean, this is not one of those things I can put my foot down on. I just don't you know, you know, but there's also people that it's something special that you only see them once a year. But now I see them twice a year in that in four months apart too. You don't that unacceptable. And to be fair, I guess, and it's not that you do I do like them. It's not like, yeah, you do you like the people you you'd be like, yeah, I would love to see these people more. And I do see them at like basically every one of the family functions on my my wife's side of the family. Like they're always okay. So why are we pressuring this? That's what I said. I was like, like, are you gonna have to wear a Christmas sweater when it's 88 degrees out today? Look, I don't. It's there's also like a, it's not a white elephant gift exchange. It's like a it is a gift exchange. And I had one from that that sat and sat and sat and my wife eventually stole it. Oh, so now I have to go get one. No, what you should do is even used be like, look, we've waited we we held off as long as we could. This is three months. It's been used, but here you go. But yeah, she she stole it. And now I have to go get one before we go. I told I told her a couple days ago, I go, Hey, you stole the present that I had for your dad. You need to replace it. And now we're here day off. She's like, Oh, here's a couple ideas. I'm like, well, get to it. Yeah. Dense the rules. So it's so weird. That's a weird thing to do, right? You could have done it several months in between now and December. Yeah, 24th. All right. I'm sorry, man. It's just it was like, well, you should appreciate this, because it means that we get to do stuff with people that we love. And it was like, okay, look, and you they are people that you love, you're like being around them, all of that stuff we can say are all truths. We're not lying here, right? But we have that and we've got another family friend thing on Saturday. And then we've got a birthday thing on Sunday. I'm like, we could have cut this one out. We could have cut this one out. Here's my big problem with this, like bigger than just like doing like we're redooses on Christmas. Are you guys going to be playing like Christmas music? If they are, I'm going to lose it. That is a pet peeve of mine. I don't like Christmas music to begin with. Christmas music is the day after Thanksgiving to Christmas day, and it ends there. That is your Christmas music window. I don't like Christmas movies. I don't like Christmas shows. I don't like Christmas songs anytime. Like you're going, you're doing the rewatch of the office, right? Because you worked in the mall. So you've had your brain warped by Christmas music, just like I have. Yeah. I don't think I ever worked at the finish line. I worked at Abercrombie for two Christmases, and I wanted to make brain matter all over the wall. Yeah. Well, I think that's an evergreen statement for you. But when you think of the Christmas music, it just gets so old so quickly. And then you have that time off where you have 11 months to be like, hey, this is good to hear again. It's comforting to hear it at this time. Don't give me that. I will switch off of any of the shows that are Christmas shows. If I'm rewatching a series and it's not Christmas time, we'll be like, yeah, we're going to skip this. Yeah, we're good. We don't need this one. I don't need to watch the office episode where Michael Scott takes what's her face to rehab. We're in that month leading up to it, you know, and I come across Christmas vacation or Christmas story. I'll leave it on there. No, I'll give it a watch. No, no, no. I get mad at that network. Fix the new post. I will. I will get mad at that network and I'll protest it for a while. TNT, you want to do Christmas in July? Mm-hmm. I'm not going to watch it. I said July. I said that month leading up to it. Oh, wait. So October, like, you're talking November. Oh, well, yes, that's the window. Yeah, that's in the window. Okay, I didn't realize it. The window is thanksgiving to Christmas. Yeah. God. Well, you have that window. But if you're going any other month between Thanksgiving and Christmas, I'm out. I'm out. I'll even give you a little bit of a wiggle room to New Year's. I'll give you to New Year's even, not with the music, but with the movies. No, see me. Once you hit December 26, Christmas stuff is done. That's it. Okay. You did. That's a hard out. Yeah. All right. Ooh, yeah. Like this Vancouver for text line chiming in big five Christmas music for three years was terrible marshmallow world 10 times a day. Yeah, that'll get you. Don't want to do it. Not going to do it. Nope. But seriously, working in the mall of Christmas just made me despise a lot of what the commerce of Christmas is. Yeah. It didn't. Well, have a great Christmas on August 29th. Sweet. Thanks. Can't wait. I can't wait. I hope you're not listening and thinking I'm being grumpy about this. Oh, no, you're not. You just it's like, it's why it's part of the game. Understand. Can't wait for you to come in tomorrow with a big old eggnog hangover. You're going to it's like 88 degrees. They're going to have eggnog out with a little bit of rum in it. And you're just going to be that sounds like the worst thing ever right now. Oh, man, brutal. All right. Well, shall we sport? Fine. We shall. We shall. We've got a lot that we need to get to NFL and college football related. We've got a sorting quarterback's named. But the weirdest saga in sports doesn't seem to have an end next on the fan. The bizarre saga that does not seem to have an end in sight. The San Francisco 49ers and Brandon and I, what the heck is going on here? It is time for game preparation. And we've seen guys like Jamar Chase, who does not have a contract yet with the Cincinnati Bengals. Good soldier. It pushes way through. Say, you know what? For the greater good, I'm going to come back. I'm going to practice through. We'll iron this thing out when the time comes. We have a lot of receivers that have end players around the NFL really that have said, Nope, you know what? Going to get this deal done. Iron it out with the team and the player contracts for CD lamb have been pushed through. We've seen guys start to return. The 49ers are on a completely different planet with both Brandon, I, and Trent Williams, though. I've always been of the thought and it's been reported out there that they know what they're going to do with Trent Williams and they don't need Trent Williams right now to just be out there, but they need to know how much money they have to work with. And that hinges on I you, right? Sure. To give Trent Williams his new deal, but those days may be disappearing very quickly if you listen to John Lynch yesterday on the I you situation. I'm not going to get into our communication again, but you know, there's yeah, at some point you got play. At some point, you got to practice got no update, but at some point, yeah, got to practice. And there's a little, a little news bit there in the sense of I saw it discussed in the San Francisco media circles. I you was dealing with like a lower back strain in the beginning of camp. So technically he could be excused by doctors and not have to not be faced with fines via the CBA. That's no longer the case. Yes, but also as a fifth year guy, when you're getting your new deal, you can wave some of those fines because it's you're still on your rookie deal. Apparently that is in the CBA. So he's not on a veteran deal. Like, you know, and he has been technically showing up just not practicing. Yes, but again, there's there's a gray area here that where if the 49ers want to go hard line stance, they can. Yeah. And I don't know like here's the thing I don't know. The the 49ers, what we do know have given their best offer that they can because of all of the guys that they're trying to pay right now to. So they're sitting there going, all right, we will allow you to go out and find a team, negotiate a contract. And if we have a trade that makes sense for both of us, we'll go ahead and do that, right? Commander said, no, price point to steep, we're out. We don't want to do that. Patriots offered, but he wanted no part of the Patriots. Patriots gave him over $30 million. He was reported about $32 million average salary. And he said, no, don't want to do that. Pittsburgh gave him a competitive offer more than what San Francisco is willing to give to give him. And that's a place that he wanted to go to. And he said, I don't want to do this anymore. Probably watched his quarterback, the quarterback playing goes, yeah, no, I'm not doing that. And so and it was just a little bit more than what San Francisco is offering. So you're in this boat where you're going, all right, it's not about the money you want to win. But it's also about the money because you're really upset that San Francisco is can't give you more, right? And the touch is the hierarchy of where you are in that offense. He's fourth fiddle. And I don't think that anybody with a brain can look at it and be like, yeah, that makes sense. Christian McCaffrey, debos, Samuel George Kittle, and then Brandon IU. No, and the interesting thing is that this happened yesterday, the Cleveland Browns moved a ton of Deshawn Watson's money from guaranteed contract to signing bonus, which freed up $62 million. And immediately got me thinking, well, they were a team that was rooming around IU, and then Adam Schefter addressed that this morning on Pat McAfee. They already were offering more money than Pittsburgh, more money than San Francisco. They were offering that that wasn't the issue. The issue simply was that he preferred to go elsewhere. So what do they open up all this money for? Tramp? Well, they opened it up knowing that they have business to do at the start of the new league year next year and to have that flexibility. And again, I don't ever rule out that Brandon IU couldn't change his mind today. But I haven't heard that he is like, if I heard today that he was being traded with Cleveland, would it shock me? It would surprise me. But in this particular situation, nothing, nothing has been what you thought it would be. Nothing. So it's hard. It's hard to predict, but I don't think to answer your question, I don't think the Browns opened up that cap space with the idea that we are getting close to making a trade for the show. I could be wrong, but I don't believe that to be the case. No one knows. Okay. Why are you opening up $62 million? It's not like the Cleveland Browns have a litany of players with like the 49ers, where they're looking at, okay, we have this contract coming up, this contract coming up, this contract coming up. They've got a running back coming off a leg getting basically torn off. They've got Miles Garrett wrapped up. They've already guaranteed all of Deshawn Watson's money. There's nobody on their roster outside of those guys where you're just like, yeah, that guy needs to be locked up for an eternity because he's the future of like, so why the hell are they clearing $62 million if not to go after some monster free agent? Dak. Isn't that the number Dak is looking for? Isn't that the exact number Dak is looking for? What are they going to? They're going to string out? Good. String out Deshawn Watson's guaranteed money. How great would that be if they just trade Deshawn to Dallas for Dak and they give him his $62 million. That would make me the happiest person on Earth. Deshawn going to the Cowboys and like all of a sudden being like fixed again, like he could only work in Texas would be hilarious. But my first thought when I saw that was like, oh, they must be back in on IU because why the hell are you clearing $62 million that in here's the thing. I that I just am in all of this. I have been like the 49ers could be at fault here. Brandon I could be at fault. They both are. Let's let's let this play out. I have changed that to I think this is more of a Brandon. I you kiss you than a San Francisco. He's a crazy diva wide receiver, but the 49ers are still and not handled this correctly at all. Okay, but how how they have said, okay, go find a trade partner then. Well, Tim Calacami of the athletic covers the Bay Area sports. You reported this morning that in total value, they're a part by about $10 million. Guaranteed. Guaranteed. Yeah. Which if you're jet York, shut up and do it. Well, no, but you can't you can't you can't they are sitting there saying we can't do it. You can do get $10 million guaranteed over a course of a four year deal you can do. But then the trade value for or the re signing of Brock Purdy, the ability to resign Trent Williams, they they are actually they've drafted really well. They've traded for guys that are really important pieces. They are up against it in that regard. So, like, Williams is not going to play another four years. So I understand that, but he Trent Williams is more important to this team than no, or than Brandon. I use this year. But if you guarantee it, think about this. Okay. The likelihood that George Kittle is going to be there in four years, probably 75% or better, probably going to be there. McCaffrey. He's probably going to fall off a cliff for injuries. Yeah, there is. I think both those guys are going to wear down in Divo Samuel is too. That's why it's that's why it's prudent that you have to keep Trent Williams, because I think you got like a two year window right now. But also, I actually youngest of them. If you're going to keep a receiver for any period of time, if it's $10 million of total total money strung out over four years, it's that's you're talking about less than $3 million a year. But I think that this is where San Francisco is handling this the way they should, because in the NFL, you don't think about that four years. It's we have a window right now. How can we keep this window open and productive so we can still win over the next two years, because that's their window is two years right now, because Brock Purdy is going to be this year. He isn't going to be coming off the cheap deal. You're going to have to pay him because San Francisco of all teams knows that Jimmy Garoppolo can only get you so far, right? And you got a guy that you think can get you over that hump and manage this team, and that will take up a bulk of money. They're looking at this as two years, not that four year, because they're going to have to at some point hit that reset when Kittle comes up, when he's done, when McCaffrey falls off. That's why you just backload it with him, because nobody else on your roster is going to be going to be there at that point in time. But at the same time, they said go find a trade partner, and he can't. He can't. Well, I mean, he can. But no, he can't because he's not taking it. Yeah. He has he has been given the opportunity to talk to every single team in the NFL. Where do you want to go? He wants his money, but he wants his money in San Francisco. That's what it comes down to. And that's why saying well, no, and it's and that's why I don't think that this is the franchise's fault. I think that this is more on Brandon and I because money, not a problem winning situations, not a problem. Cleveland is a winning situation. I mean, they can win. And to Sean Watson. And if you're as good as your office, still better than Russell Wilson. If you think you're that good, then go to Cleveland and make them better. Get them over the hump, right? This is a team that went to the division around last year and lost to the Ravens. So you can, I know they got beat by Houston. They got beat by Houston on the road. Got walloped by Houston. No, go ahead and go ahead and make them better. If you're saying you are that good, you should make that difference there. That's why I'm going, I'm losing more on IUC and I'm more on board with the 49ers, but for the 49ers, they're in this situation where they want to still do right by the player, but the player, they tried to handle this like the Kansas City Chiefs did with Tyree Kill. Yeah. And Brandon IUC is turning out to be more of an issue between the years than Tyree Kill is, which is saying something a lot, because they go find your perfect spot. Nope. Out. So this is getting even more murky by the minute. 503-86-46326. That be the Vancouver Ford tax line. Your dollar goes further at Vancouver Ford. They treat you right before during and after the sale. Visit you online or visit them online at vancouverford.com. All right. We got the start of the college football week one tonight in this little nugget out of Colorado, North Dakota State. It, it perked my attention because the bison are going to go into this thing without every advantage they can possibly have. First, just rest with Sports Center. Colorado Buffalo's take on North Dakota State tonight five o'clock kick on ESPN. The bison, a FCS powerhouse. We know about the greatness of North Dakota State. One thing I love about their uniforms, subtle accent, the wheat. They have wheat on their helmet stripe. Their helmet stripe is wheat. Like their pants stripe is wheat. I think they got it. They got a good look there at North Dakota State. I don't like their yellow jerseys as much. I like their green and their white ones, but they got the nice little wheat stripe that they have. I think it's on their green helmets. It's pretty sweet, but they take on Colorado tonight in Boulder. All eyes are on the buffs to see if they are for real or not. I think the the line has been bet up to 10. It's opened at eight. The line has been bet up to 10 for Colorado. You might take the bison. I take the bison on 10. Get the double digits. I might take that. Well, North Dakota State is in a weird situation because we got helmet comms this year. First time that in the FBS, you can have the helmet comms where coaches can communicate with their quarterback and one player on defense as well to get their plays in so we don't have Conner Stallings running around. The FCS level, you do not have those helmet comms and this comes from Guy Haberman of the Big 10 network. So North Dakota State bought the helmet comms for the one game for the one game this year. They said screw it. If they have them, we're going to have them and they can only use up in this game. I thought if North Dakota State didn't have them, I thought Colorado couldn't use them. I think they can. They I think in these instances they can because of interest. It's only if another FBS doesn't have it because, I mean, you're playing a different level, playing a different level of football. I mean, the advantages are already there. Still, I mean, still feels it feels unsupporting. Are you thinking that's going to make a difference in the spinal score? Look, I'm just saying it feels unsupporting in the way of like going hunting or going fishing in a trout pond. I mean, like, look, it's already it's already gone a little too far when you're taking FBS against FCS. Yeah, I don't think it matters. You also need to have that. Yeah. Look, I get it. And folks, I'm pro hunter. Let's just chill. But the it feels very unsupporting. Well, North Dakota State doesn't care. But then also, North Dakota State said, well, fine, we'll play too. Yeah, we're going to have this for the one game that we can use it this season. I'm taking I'm taking North Dakota State. You're going to go North Dakota State on this, huh? Oh, it's not smart money because it is still FCS against FBS. But North Dakota State is a hell of a program. They are. But I just I know that they've lost a damn breaks for North Dakota State because now you have lost three coaches to FBS, right? You're on your fourth coach in this run because Craig Bull's left first and went to Wyoming to take over Wyoming, Chris Kliman left and he went to Kansas State where he's done an amazing job. Their head coach last year is now a defensive coordinator at assistant defense coordinator at USC. Now you're on your fourth coach of this run. At some point, it things change, right? And we saw that last year, South Dakota State has closed the gap on them. They aren't running a rough shot through the FCS like they used to. And I think they may be living on, Hey, remember that one time when Kansas State lost and Kansas State lost in North Dakota State. Like you're sitting there and you're going, you remember in North Dakota State, we go down and they beat those FBS teams. At some point with the transfer portal to like this is the hard part. And we talked about this with Idaho as they get ready to come to Austin Stadium on Saturday. Giovanni McCoy, their quarterback from last year is now the starting quarterback at Oregon State. Anthony Woods, their 1000 yard rush over a year ago is now at Utah, right? You keeping your roster and keeping your coaching staff is harder than it's ever been before at the FCS level. And North Dakota State, Montana, Montana State, they do have that leg up. We talked about the other day about keeping the locals, but also those programs have also been successful in putting guys in the NFL. Yes, they have. They can go look, you can go to Utah, you can go to whatever, you know, power for school, but you better be sure because you can develop here and you can be a dude here and you will get eyes. Yep. If your goal is to make it to the league, you can do it from here. And it's not like, Oh, we get one every now and it's like, no, they churn them out. Yeah. So this is a little wild. I'm looking at the North Dakota State transfer portal from this year, they lost a receiver and a receiver and a defensive lineman. That's it. So they've only lost two guys to the portal. Defense lineman went to Kansas. Receiver ended up at Iowa State. Other than that, they've been able to close those doors in that. That's incredible. You're recent North Dakota state NFL players. Carson Wentz did recognize. That's okay. Easton stick, Trey Lance, Christian Watson, Cody March. Those are the guys that you recognize, but there's two, four, six, eight, 10, 12 guys in the past five years. Not too shabby. Seven years. That's not too shabby. I mean, good Lord for an FCS school. That's insane. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good program they got going on there. Well, you get that game tonight. Outside of that, the slate is pretty thin. You got North Carolina and Minnesota, which I don't know if that does much for anybody. You got Mac Brown versus PJ Fleck. You're going to run the damn ball in that game. We're going to see that happen. Run the ball. Run the ball. That's right. Brent Key. But other than that, it's a pretty slow slate on Thursday, but I don't care. Week one of college football is here and all eyes are going to be on Boulder, Colorado, five o'clock ESPN as we have North Dakota state, Bison invading Boulder, Mark Jones, Roddy Jones, Quint Kessinich on the call for ESPN on that. It's always weird here. Quint doing that because he's just the cross player and lacrosse guy. Oh, was he? Yeah. Played at Johns Hopkins. You played Johns Hopkins? Hello player. But yeah, it's always Johnny Hopkins. You spoke great at that guy stepbrother. There you go. Great line. Call me night, dog. But yeah, hearing him call, you know, when you get you link at somebody with another sport, so I was like, wait, what are you doing calling this sport? Yeah. What are you doing here? Why are you on this? You will have on the five o'clock kick for North Carolina in Minnesota, Jason Benetti, Brock Eward, Allison Williams on the call there. Just did a quick, quick look on North Dakota state. Yeah. 24 players in the last 10 years. To the NFL. To the NFL. That seems good. Is that good? Yeah. That seems good. That's probably better than most college programs. Okay. To be honest. 24 guys in 10 years. Yeah. Look up. I mean, Oregon State's always pump guys in. Yeah. Look up like Cal. See what Cal is. Look at Cal. Yeah. Look at Cal. Look at that. I mean, that would be a good one to look up. They have more volume, because obviously they've been around more functional longer. But let's go back 10 years. Where they at? I have to manually count them because there's no ticker next to it. What? They don't have numbers? What kind of shenanigans is this? Well, it seems like you're counting for a long time, though. Still counting. 30. 30. Yeah. So again, really good. Really good. Really good. All right. Hey, you want to talk about really good? Great news for the Beaves heading into their week one. Danny and Dusty on the fan. I spot up the other day and I thought it was really good. We haven't had a time to wedge this one in here. But great news for the Beaves heading into the start of the season, right? Oh. Skylar Jackson committed to Oregon State this week. Who's he? He is the son of Stephen Jackson. Legendary running back for the Oregon State Beavers. And probably, I mean, Stephen Jackson and what he did in St. Louis was absolutely bonkers. I mean, just was it eight consecutive thousand yard seasons that Stephen Jackson had as a member of the Rams? Absolutely nuts. And Skylar Jackson doesn't come in as a five star running back or a four star. He's a three star running back. He's a 14th rated prospect out of the state in Nevada this year. But I look at when you have a program in such flux as Oregon State is, where there's so much unknown. When you are able to bring back those legacy guys, and you hold on to those legacy guys, and that says a lot about the connection that the Beaves have made with their alumni and their most notable alumni and that staying power, right? Of it still means a lot to the guys that played there that, you know, Skylar Jackson isn't jumping at the offer that he had from, you know, and the other pack to school, Washington State, or, you know, trying to maybe stay in state and go to UNLV, which is on the up and coming. He is not this highly touted heralded recruit, but keeping those guys is so important for a program, especially when you're in a transition period, right? Yeah. I mean, you look at on a completely different level where, you know, Alex Molden was a legacy guy for the Oregon Ducks. And when Elijah Molden came out of Westland High School, everybody's like, Oh, yeah, he's gonna go to Oregon. He's gonna go to Oregon. But it was the stability of Chris Peterson. It was the program up at Washington, the trajectory of where things were going. You know, there was there was some flux in what was happening in Eugene. And one of those legacy guys, you know, his kid went to a rifle, right? Oops, you know, and it worked out great for Elijah Molden. Oregon, obviously, is still in a really damn good place where they're at right now. And they they were able to, you know, sturdy the ship and in through the some rough waters. But the fact of the matter was that that was an in state guy that was really good, a legacy guy. And for Oregon State, when your program is in flux right now, to hold on to those legacy guys, it's huge for your program. Even though he's not like a highly touted recruit like an Elijah Molden was. No, still a guy that heading into a senior, probably gonna get a lot of flash. He's got a sturdy 6125. Well, here's the thing. Is Bronnie James the best basketball player we've ever heard of? No. How much focus did he get? Way too much. And that's thing is when you when you are a legacy, whether it's in basketball, football, whatever it is, if you're remotely good, it's it's good for it's good for everyone in the sense of it's it's additional coverage is like, Oh, it's this harvest your own land. Well, Oregon, Achilles Smith Jr. Yeah, like, right. Is is he? I've seen recruiting services rate him very highly. And I've seen some other services are like he's more Bronnie James in the sense of like, he probably there's been I think a few have get him some five stars. And I'm like, maybe let's stop that little train a little bit. But that's part of like being the legacy. Yeah, is you do get that bump. And you know who that's good for? It's good for the program. Good for the player. It's good for everyone. So being able to keep those guys the one I mean, they came to mind is Frank Gore. His kid went to Southern Miss. How the hell does Frank Gore Jr. go to Southern Miss? Yeah, like it's like, what to like? Well, a lot of it is like, they're not their dad, right? Sure. But like, but also, you can develop into something you got the genetics. Is it I mean, like, and you just got cut by the Eagles, but I mean, like, you know, yeah, it's always like, Nate Burles in the second right now is at Nevada. It's like, pretty crazy to see that. Huh, that's weird. But when you when you see the legacies, go somewhere else. Now, what's the McCaffery? The youngest one that just got drafted, Luke? Yeah, out of Rice Rice. He's the run through the litter. We get on the NFL. But but we get good genes. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, Rice also really good school. Really good school. Like it's not Stanford, but still a very, very, very good school. Yeah. That one, you kind of understand, you know what I mean? Like that was like, oh, well, it's a little bit of difference there. Yeah. But we're talking about with Jackson. He's how big? Uh, six, one, two, oh five going into a senior year. Yeah. Yeah, he'll be fine. He'll be okay. Got a good little frame on him. Yeah, he's not Brandon Jacobs, but you know, yeah, who is? Yeah, who is six foot three, two hundred and thirty eight pound high school running back on Coke. That story is still, I don't think that got enough traction as it should have. I think the Olympics kind of overshadowed three hundred and thirty eight yards and five touchdowns. And all because he's walking through the gym and the guy who played there before is like, hey, man, you want to try that white girl? He's like, okay. Just be good. A few bumps before you turn a few kids into some bumps. Whoa. Oh, you're right back. I gotta take one more quick dump. Yeah. He was sprinting the end zone up because he wanted to score because he had a crap. There's another molding too. Josiah molding at Westland. Good God. I'm proliferating everywhere. 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