Danny and Dusty
8-28-24 Hour 2
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[MUSIC PLAYING] The fan. Hour number two, Danny and Dusty with you. On this Wednesday afternoon, thank you for being a part of our day, letting us be a part of yours. I am down in Eugene, Danny back in the studios. Why are you right here next to me? I am not-- hey, I'm going to be hitting rush hour traffic. You almost said I wish. And then you were like, nah, I don't wish. I do, I wish. I miss you, musk. I miss you, sent. Right now, I got a view of their pressure washing the scoreboard right now. That's what I'm looking at. That's got to be so satisfying. I bet it is. It's satisfying to watch. Pressure washing is such a satisfying thing to do. OK. OK. Now we're getting into it. What will hook me? Carpet washing videos. Oh, god. Pressure washing videos. First of all, I don't believe the carpet cleaning was-- nobody has a carpet as dirty as the ones that they put on. They show. No way. I am calling shenanigans on that. I don't know man. I don't know man. Like, it's like a flood damage or something like that? Yeah. It's not great. It's not great. I'll tell you that. Look, I subscribe to the hardwood floors specifically because I don't like carpets because they get very dirty. Yeah, they do get very dirty. Do not like-- I have carpet in one room in my house. It is in my office. And I want to rip it out. And every time I clean it because I have two little black dogs with short, wiry black hair and the amount of fur that comes out of that carpet-- it gets vacuums twice a week. And it's like halfway filled. Like, I've got all those cyclone vacuums where you can see all the stuff that comes out. And all of the fur that comes out of the carpet is just like, oh my god. And that's without kids. That's without spills. That's without all the other stuff. And I'm just like, I never want carpet in my house ever again. Ever. I want hardwood floors for the rest of my life. I never want carpet in a house ever again. It's cold on your feet, though. You know what? See, that's my only thing. It's waking up first thing in the morning and first putting those feet down on the floor. I don't want cold hard surface. I got the crocs. That doesn't sound like much fun, either. I just got good fuzzy slippers. Oh, sir. I have fuzzy crocs for home. Are you not aware of this? No, I'm not aware of the fuzzy crocs. Buddy. You don't. Again, let me just go ahead and remind folks. When I had my hip surgery, crocs reached out to me. And they sent me a box as big as me, full of crocs. I just didn't realize fuzzy crocs was a thing. Oh, yeah, dude. I knew they had like the cowboy boot crocs. I will take a picture of them when I get home tonight and I will send them. I will put them in the group chat so you can see them there. They are dark blue with a gray fuzz and they are-- it has to be cold. Like, they are warm. It is a lot. But they-- outside of those giant yellow ones that they did, like the crossovers with the big stupid rubber boots. And the cowboy crocs? I have every other croc in every other color size, random assortment combination you could imagine. And the cowboy crocs you've been trying to get them? Yes, I have been trying it. I mean, let's not act like you're disgusted by them. I'm not disgusted by them. You've been trying to get your hands on a pair of cowboy crocs. Limited run and they have so far been stifled. I can't wait until you finally get them, though. Oh, I will rock them, too. You know I will. I-- unfortunately, I do know you are going to wear them. And put them in sport mode, baby. Yeah. Spurs and all. That right there, that's a good trophy to fight over. The cowboy crocs. Yep. Replace the pladdy with that. We do have that, no. You know, the state of Oregon can't handle that. We can't handle playing for cowboy boot crocs. That's not the word I was going to use. That's not the word that I was going to use. People just be like, but then again, we have like an old tin bucket. We've got a spatoon. I mean, could crocs be the old tin can of modern times now? And there'd just be like, why a pair of crocs? Why not a pair of crocs? Why not? Everybody had one. They were easily accessible. They said, you know what? This is what we're going to do is we're playing for a pair of crocs. Look, you're on football practice fields all the time. How often do you see guys leaving the field in crocs? Never. OK. And the basketball court? All the time. All the basketball court is probably different. All the time. Because you always go to the locker room to take your shoes off on football, right? I mean, it's like, that is a little bit different. I will say, I have had kids show up to try and lift weights and crocs when he dudes. Hey, dudes are the other one, which is a little slip-ons. Yeah, that was it. And I think that the hard part of getting the platty to go away for a pair of crocs is, I don't know, Nike. May I have something to say with that one? Look, all right, fine. Nike makes them make a platty-based croc. Have a croc like a platty face on it. But do you remember they made a slipper shoe? That kind of looked like a-- it was like, it had a sole of a shoe. Yeah, I know, I've got the slides, the air-macked slides. Maybe that's what it is. Just throw a little platipus on it, I don't care. We have our round of eight matchup coming up at the top of next hour for our rivalry trophies. We went all the way through the Sweet 16 yesterday. We've got the round of eight today. Four will be on Thursday and then our championship edition coming up on Friday, leading you up to the week one of college football. And a little bit later on in the show, we've got to get to the what will we learn from anybody in week one of college football? You've seen some of these games. Some of these games are pretty rough. But we'll have that coming up. Let's go back to the NFL a little bit, though, before we get there. Because there is a very confusing tactic that is being used by one Jerrod Mayo, first-year head coach of the New England Patriots. And he mentioned this about his starting quarterback battle. Maybe. Maybe. I'm going to talk to the individual players tomorrow. I'm going to have a team meeting tomorrow. And then I'll get it to you guys. So is that assuming you made a decision? You just haven't communicated any of them? Yes, we've made a decision. I'm sure they all have an opinion on who they think should be the starting quarterback. But I don't think I have to explain it to anyone else. It's my decision. And look, if it doesn't work, blame me, blame me. Sorry. I would say one thing. I think it's important to remember what's good for the team today may not be good for the team weeks down the line. And so I think the challenge is you want to win every single game now, but also we're trying to build something special here in New England. So that, to me, was that was a challenge. Wow. You can hear the backup lights on that. Just-- I mean, when you have to preface something with, wait, hold on, before you even make the announcement, you've done it wrong. Well, and this is-- as I heard the first half of that, I thought, oh, my god, they're going to Drake May. And then it definitely sounds like-- But then it sounded like, OK, no, wait a minute. What's good for us now? Is it going to be good for us later in the year? And that's where I think he had this OS moment of, I think I just told everybody who the starting quarterback was going to be. The first half led me to believe they're going Drake May. The second half led me to believe it's still going to be Jacobi Brissette. Because in the front half, why would you need to talk to each individual player if, at the beginning of training camp, you said Jacobi Brissette is our starter? After week one of the preseason, you said Jacobi Brissette is our starter. And then after the second week, you go, yeah, we got a little bit more of a competition now. You could just say it's still Jacobi, right? Yeah, but-- And it's not changing anybody's game plan for you? And it doesn't-- the whole idea-- I like how he was like, well, it's about winning games. And then he's like, oh, I can't lie that seriously. Because if I say it's about winning games, somebody's going to hold me to it's winning games this year. Even though we're going to win maybe two games this year. Because the whole idea is that we need to suck, because we have to be bad, so we can accrue talent. We got a lot of holes. And so it's just like the-- Drawed Mayo is getting a crash course in what it means to be a head coach in the media. And he failed every single mark today. Wow. I mean, look, it is what it is. Everything that he did there was the incorrect way in the sense of if you're going to go full Bella Checke in with like, oh, we made a decision, and I'll let you guys know after I let them know. You stop there. You stop it there. You stop there. Don't go further, don't try to drag that out anymore. Just stop there. But then he tries to like, well, you know, and massage the messaging. It's like, no, you either need to be the hard-ass coach, who doesn't give away anything. Or you go full McDaniels and go, you know, we're just kind of doing some stuff, and I'll be some cool guys with it. It's like he's trying to do it both ways, because he hasn't found who he is yet. I'll give him high marks for apologizing for cutting off the reporter. How about that? Can we give him high marks for that? I go. Did he do that, right? There you go. So he did that, right? There you go. He cut the reporter off and said, sorry. My bad. But let me back this truck up. Yeah. Again, it's not-- it's not-- it's like a crippling thing. But like, if you're-- if you're a Patriots PR, you're pulling McDaniel aside and going, OK, what? I'm not telling you how to do your job, but here's how to do your job. And you're either saying, we need to help you with the messaging of like, how you're going to communicate things. Yeah. Or we need to find like a different style or path for you. And for those that don't know, that's part of PR's job, is to help coaches kind of walk through that stuff. You go through all those scenarios before you enter the room. So you don't accidentally say something along the lines of, we're going to build around Scoot and Shaden? Oh, man. You know. Oops. It happens. Did that happen? It happens. That happened. You know. All right. All right, 5038646326, that is Vancouver Forward Tech sign. What team are we going to learn about in week one of the college football season? They got a lot of clunkers, especially against top 25 opponents. 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But there are, I think it was Tom Purnelli of CBS Sports tweeted out, 59 FCS versus FBS games this week in college football. - That seems a bit much. - 50, nine. - I mean, come on, like, I know everybody wants to have their work their way into the season. This is college football's answer to the Jamboree, but come on. - Yeah. - The FBS FCS stuff has got to stop unless, especially if you're in the top 60 teams, stop, stop. It's the whole like, oh, they came down, like, New Mexico State, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead and schedule all the FCS opponents. I mean, they paid Montana State to come down there, I think they paid them $250,000, $300,000 to come down there and kick the crap out of them. - Got that but beep. - So like that, I mean, that's fine. But, and this isn't like a shot at Oregon playing Idaho, but just in general, because these have been scheduled out for a while, but if you're-- - Well, no, I think you're right though in that, first of all, these are big money games, right? Funds, athletic departments and those are necessary. Would you rather we get them all out of the way week one or scatter them throughout the season? - Week one, I don't want to see Alabama or Georgia playing Chattanooga Northwestern Community College in November. Because the week nine, they always seem to have like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the hell is this? And it's like, it's like a bi-week for them that they just happen to have right before they play Tennessee. And it's like-- - Nobody got time for that. - No, no, no. - We don't want to go down this road. No, but we do have some actually intriguing match ups that I think we will learn a lot about where teams are at and where teams stand. I mean, down the top 25, we actually have a few compelling games, which is good for college football and it's good for the sport that you have these sorts of match ups. Like, Clemson at Georgia. I think Georgia mops the floor with Clemson, but I think we're going to learn a lot about what Clemson is week one of this season, going through it their way with recruiting only high school kids, not hitting the portal at all, zero incoming transfers out of the transfer portal. The only FBS school outside of the service academies to do that. - Which, again, is weird. And I think we're rightfully critical of DABO because it's so against the grain of the rest of the entire sports world, or I should say, the college football world in that regard. And you know what? Maybe all of us have to end up eating the humble pie. And DABO's going to go, look, I'm going to zig when everybody else zags, and it's not necessarily staying true to his word, 'cause remember, if somebody got paid, he was going to be out of college football, and yet he's still here. But this is his compromise, and he does recruit the guys that he develops over four years, and the right kind of player comes to him. I don't think that there's room for that. If you're in the top 60 programs in college football going forward, it might carry on and linger for a little bit because DABO, regardless of how corny or cheesy or how much you don't like him, or whatever you say, he still has two national titles. - Yes, he does. - He still has multiple high, high, high level draft picks and talents in the NFL. He has developed guys, he has landed top end recruits, he has taken lesser known recruits and turned them into prolific stars. That has cache regardless of, oh, they haven't done it in the last two years, you know what I mean? And I think you're right. I think it is going to be interesting, and it's going to be interesting and more than just the football, but the dynamics at play when you're talking about how a team is built. - I'll tell you another one that I'm really interested in is Virginia hosting Penn State. I applaud Penn State for doing this. Go on the road. - Oh, Virginia. - Play a power conference school, and it doesn't have to be a blue blood, but go be uncomfortable playing somewhere else, right? Because this game could be a lot closer than we think. I would go back to last year, Oregon at Texas Tech, right? You go into a hostile environment. It's an equalizer, man. And you have teams that are far better at home than they are on the road. And Texas Tech is one of those teams. So is West Virginia. West Virginia at home is a completely different team than when they leave Morgantown. And I think we may see Penn State challenged out of the gate in this one. And especially when you have a quarterback like Drew Aller who's worked through some of his warts, they're only eight point favorites. Go on to Morgantown. Number eight team in the country against an unranked opponent. - Yeah, Morgantown gets drunk though. - Yeah. - And it's going to get weird and it's going to get sideways. And you know-- - It's a big noon kick though. - They saved Penn State. - They didn't put it at night, okay. - Yeah, so I mean, that will be noon Eastern time. If that would have been at night-- - I would have taken West Virginia in the points. - Good night, Charlie. - Legitimately, I would have taken West Virginia in the points. I may have looked like a fool the next day, but I, looking at that, like, if you look at all of the matchups this weekend of outside of Clemson, Georgia, where there's good teams playing, that's the one where I went that could get spicy. Miami, Florida, just because of the mutual hatred. - For mutual, if we, they are playing for the Seminole canoe, we know that, right? - Indeed. They play for the Seminole canoe. - I'm even looking up and down the sideline for the canoe. - Well, it's like-- - See if they actually bring it out there. - It's like, is it out there? - I wanna see David Goggins yelling, "Who's gonna row the boats?" - Well, I think that we may have a situation where whichever coach loses that week one matchup is instantly a hot seat for-- - Thrown in the boat and thrown into the water for the alligators? - I mean, if Billy Napier gets a run out of the building-- - Which is very honest-- - At home. - At home? If that happens, they may just viking funeral them. - Mm, just send that boat out there and start bowin' arrows on fire, shootin' it at that thing. - I wouldn't hate to see it. - I know you wouldn't, but I mean, he'd die. And then we have Notre Dame A&M, Notre Dame going on the road to Texas A&M. Is this Texas A&M's year? - No, and it's not Notre Dame's year either. I can't remember who it was, but they basically said if Notre Dame wins this game, just pencil them in for the college football playoff, which is gross. It's gross. So you know what? Screw it. - Really? - What is it, gig 'em? - You're gonna go gig 'em Aggies already, sir. - Screw it. Notre Dame's a weak schedule. Get them out of here. Get them out of here. I don't, I don't, I want, every op, I mean, I'm obviously, I hate Notre Dame, but beyond that, I'm so sick and tired of this, like, oh, you know, it's, you've got, every other team has got to crawl through the mile of crap to get to the college football playoff. Meanwhile, Notre Dame's like, they step in a little something, go, ew. And then they end up in the college football playoff. So yeah, give me A&M. - To the texture on the Vancouver four text on that text and when's the last time West Virginia beat A&M, or Penn State, 1988, October 29th, 1988. - Yeah. - West Virginia won 51 to 30, should be noted. They've only played five times since then. They played in 89, 90, 91, 92, and then did not play until last year when the Mountaineers went to state college and lost 38 to 15. So it's been a really long time since they've played each other consistently. But 1988, Penn State's won five in a row in that series. Penn State should beat them and beat them handily, but I do believe, as we're talking about this, right, the question is, which teams are we gonna learn about? I think we can learn something about Penn State early in the season as to where they are at as a legitimate contender, not just in the big 10 for the college football playoff. And is this year that James Franklin and company get over that hump. They've had been really good though at beating good teams, but not the great ones. And that's been their bugaboo. West Virginia is not a great team. But I think from a standpoint of, where does their depth line up? How are they at every level, both offensively and defensively, in the line, at the quarterback, running back position, and especially wide receiver. I think what you look at though with Penn State, it's quarterback. How comfortable does Drew Aller look back there? And that will make a lot of people a lot more confident or start selling their stock on Penn State. - Or they have another Penn State quarterback where you're like, "Oh, he's a high profile or crude." And then it's not gonna go down that well. - I think another one that we have, speaking of high caliber recruits and saying it doesn't end very well, I think your USC Trojans, we're gonna learn a lot about on Sunday when they take on LSU in Las Vegas. - I don't know how this is only four points. I don't, I don't. I don't know how this is only a four-point spread. That does not, does not compute. - I mean, I do because both of their defenses were terrible last year. - Yeah, but there's a sliding scale of terrible. LSU Terrible Defense versus USC Terrible Defense last year was, it's egregious. And they've talked about the secondary being good and the linebacker and core being veteran experience. It's great, it's like, it's still that defensive front for USC is untested. And you've got Bear Aug's energy, you've got Anthony Lucas, but beyond that you're like, "Ah, okay." And then offensively, there's not a ton of experience on the offensive line outside of Monheim who is moving over from guard to center. You've got talent, I think, across the offensive line, but wildly untested, doesn't have a lot of playing time together. Miller Moss is gonna know the system. The weapons on the outsider are great when you're talking about a Zack Brantcher in Mackay Lemon, but beyond that, the running back room is deep, but not necessarily as explosive as it's been in the past. And I just, I look at that team and I'm sitting here in a fight on hat and I'm still saying if they win nine games this year, it'll be a surprise. - All right, well, I've crunched the numbers on this. 2023, LSU out of the 14-team Southeastern Conference finished 13th in scoring, 13th in total defense, 13th in rush defense, 13th in pass defense. LSU was dude in the only team worse than them in all those categories, was Vanderbilt. - Oh, hey. - So, I mean, like you're right about the sliding scale of not good defense, but we can also look at it and say, "Brata, this LSU team was 108th in the country "in total defense last year. "They gave up 416 yards per game. "USC was 119th at 432 yards per game." - So, yeah, I mean, just by not missing as many tackles. - That alone-- - That C should be better. - That alone, I see, just at USC Oregon, three missed tackles led to three touchdowns. - Yeah. - Three missed tackles led to three touchdowns. That's how egregious it was there. And then against Utah, I think it was five missed tackles led to scores. And it was just like, you gotta be kidding me. It's just, it was some of the worst high level football tackling I'd ever seen last year. And I just, I don't know how you, I don't know how necessarily coaching alone overhauls that without completely flipping over the roster, which they haven't really done defensively. - I got two more teams that I think we're gonna learn something about this week. And it's both in a really bad way. - Oh. - Yeah. - Okay. - If North Dakota State beats Colorado-- - Which, yeah. - The Dion experience, experiment and experience, can be called a failure. Like if you lose to North Dakota State, and this is year two of being, you know, the portal king and going into the portal. I mean, tomorrow they play five o'clock, all eyes are gonna be on them. Colorado's only a 10 point favorite against an FCS team. If they lose that game, yep, we're done. But if they win it-- - It is crazy. We have Dusty, we have College Football tomorrow. We have-- - Yeah, College Football. - We have ranked College Football teams playing tomorrow. - Yeah, the great Kansas Jayhawks are 45 point favorites over Lindenwood. As are the 12th ranked Utah youth. - And the number 24 NC State, 32 and a half point favorites over Western Carolina. - They play tomorrow? - Yeah. - All right. - Four o'clock. - Easy, easy network. - But if Colorado wins in any way, even if it's ugly, I don't think we learn a whole heck of a lot about them. - No, no. - But if they lose, it's a big indicator. The other one for me is Florida State hosting Boston College. After what happened in Dublin, if they continue to play as atrociously and they don't trust DJ and DJ doesn't trust himself to run the ball or push the ball down the field, it gets a big, big, big problem. - I literally said to somebody last night, what happens if Florida State loses to Boston College? 'Cause that'd be the end of them. That would be the end of them this year because you lose one game in the ACC fine. You lose another game in the ACC and you start out 0 and 2 against that. Ugh, side note, mild squirrel moment. Did you know that there's a central Connecticut? - Oh, like, I knew that there had to, oh, no, not a university. I knew there had to be like a central portion of the state of Connecticut. - Yeah, but central Michigan is playing central Connecticut. - Yeah, that, in their division one? - I guess. - Well, it sounds like a community college. - That's what I thought too, but yeah, I just was scrolling through and I was like, central Connecticut State University, Blue Devils. - Blue Devils, it's a complete and total ripoff of Duke's logo. I mean, copy paste. - Yeah, incredible. - It's incredible. - No, you know what they did? They put it through like the SB Nation logo generator and just kind of fancied it up a little. - Tweet the angles just enough. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - All right, yeah, they are an FCS opponent. They play at a root stadium. Please tell me that's named after Jack a root. - Oh, they play at a root stadium. They've been playing football for 89 years. - Which you would have got me on that trivia question, 100%. - I do, I cannot tell you though. - Central Connecticut sounds like Blue Mountain State. Like it was made up. - It's very generic too. It's very generic. - Also, can you have central in a state that small? - Yeah, yeah. - It's super weird. I feel like you can only have an orth in the south. - They've been a division one program for 31 years. - How is that possible? - No, I bet they haven't been very good. - Probably not. I have a worst day on the web that will also make you ponder. How is that possible? We'll get to that in more if you're on worst day on the web. I'm here on Danny and Dusty, today the fan. (upbeat music) ♪ It's time for today's worst day on the web ♪ ♪ With Danny and Dusty on Odyssey and 1080 the fan ♪ ♪ Man, they're shocked ♪ (upbeat music) - You got a good one today. - Ooh. - It's local. - All right, ooh. - Oh, ho, ho, ho. - I saw this headline and I just, my jaw just got further and further and further to the ground, the more I read. - Okay. - Here's the headline. From the Oregon. Illegal sale of performance-enhancing drugs for cockfighting rooster leads the prosecution of Oregon man. Come again? Say that for me one more time. - Yeah, illegal sale of performance-enhancing drugs for cockfighting roosters leads the prosecution of Oregon man. - All right, what are we, what are we, can I guess the region of Oregon? You said just an Oregon man or a Portland man? - Oregon. This seems very climate false. - You're, you're, same idea, but different region. - Oh, Estacada? - Independence. - Oh, ho, ho, ho, yeah, all right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is all making sense now. Yeah, all right. - Hey, we picking it up now? Okay. - Yeah, all right. - Okay, all right. Fernando Israel Urudia Archay, 45 year old man of independence is going to serve three years before probation as ordered to pay a $5,000 fine after pleading guilty to a misdemeanor charge of interstate receipt and sale of misbranded drugs. He illegally imported and resold more than $200,000 worth of PEDs for cockfighting roosters across the United States. - Wow. - He imported the drugs through his business called VIP game foul supplies from 2019 to 2022. - Maybe not name your business like the stereotypical front business name. - Yes, Balco for roosters. - Yeah, that's right. - That's right. It's like, I see the name of that company. I'm like, yeah, I'm going to look into that if I-- - Poor little Jerry Seinfeld never had a chance. I'm looking at this and I'm going as like, if I'm going to co-brand this, I'm going to go, I'm going to go jacked Ramses and also I'm going to have jacked roosters as also a part of my cockfighting schemes. - That's right. - If this is what I had to do to get relatively inexpensive PEDs, I'll do it. - I mean, that's like a gym that gets popped for selling PEDs to the people that go there and it's called like the roid house. - Yeah. - You're like, nah, I didn't see that one coming. We had no idea that this was going on. Get jacked via stacks. It's like, yeah, yeah, no, we get it. Through the company, he sold the drugs that promised to increase, this is the absolute heater of the article. He sold drugs that promised to increase a rooster's energy and muscle building, making a fighting cock 10 times stronger. - Boy, you weren't lying. - You weren't lying. - That way you're not lying. - That way you're not lying. - That way you're not lying. - I'll grab that for later. Help with their digestive system and make their hair shiny and flawless. - Yeah, yeah. Like this one is a great text on the Vancouver 4 text line. Like, I'm just sad to see drugs infest the game of murdering roosters, you know? (laughing) - Also, what's happened to the morality of killing animals for money? It's like, well, I mean, if the animal's killing animals. - This is the least surprising story from, from cock fighting. - What's a more egregious crime, sin, twisted thing in the animal fighting world, particularly cock fighting? - Giving them PEDs and turning them into little feathered hairy, berry-bondzes. - Hairy-bondzes? - Feathery-bondzes. - I don't know, I'll workshop for a minute. - Feathery-bondzes, yeah. - Or giving them the metal spur. - Boy, I think it's the spur. - Right? - 'Cause that's just to inflict the injury. - Yeah, there's nothing good about that at all. But, I mean, fighting anything to the death, barbaric, I think we've evolved past that as society, but the fact that you said $200,000? - Yeah. - This guy's obviously making money off of it. - Yeah, the tune of more than $200K. - Yes, and here's the thing, and this does not make it better, and I don't agree with it at all. But, outside of the US, not just cockfighting, but animal fighting is still, not even like, on the fringes, it's wildly accepted. - Yeah, yeah, like in the, like the Caribbean islands. - Caribbean islands, all over South America, all over Southeast Asia, didn't see a ton of it in the Middle East. - Yeah, I mean, well, that's not totally true. We did it with bugs. We threw scorpions and camel spiders and boxes and watched them fight, and we may or may not have been on it. - Danny, you're not supposed to say we. - I mean, it was the collective we. - Of bugs? - Well, look, if there's anything from the animal kingdom that we want to let fight to the death, let's scorpions and camel spiders, yeah. That's just fine. - Yeah, anything that was harmful to us, we threw in boxes and we let you fight. - Yeah, I'm not gonna put myself in your shoes in that situation because I've never been in them. - Spinning off. - I've never been that bored. I had somebody put scorpions in my shoes. - Oh, no. - I kind of deserved it. I may or may not have put a dead camel spider on his chest while he was sleeping. - What? - What? - Again, this is that cheeky fun that you have is, that's the Danny cheeky fun. - It's a jet camel spider. That's the size of a dinner plate on your chest while you sleep. - So you wake up and you gotta rack the phobia in your face. - Scorpion in your shoes. - I got a snake in my boots, except for the scorpions. They also found 3,000. - Speaking of movies, you can only watch once. - Right. - Good Lord. - 3,000 images and posts related to animal fighting paraphernalia is also found on the social media accounts. He accepted more than $213,000 in pain issues in PayPal, Cash App, and-- - So wait, he was posting it on his social media? - Yeah. - This guy deserves to be roasted by Tonya Harding on world's dumbest criminals. - At this point, it's like, hey, look what I'm doing. - The-- - What an idiot. - Hey, everyone, come and see how dumb I look. - Well, here, number one, he said, now the drugs were have been approved by the FDA. Like, is the FDA out here approving cop fighting serums? Is that a thing? - This guy is the equivalent of like getting on a radio show and like admitting to several crimes. - Oh. (laughing) But it was purchased from the Philippines and other foreign countries according to a sentencing memo. And I think the statute of limitations is out of mind. So yeah, that's where we got all our steroids from. - Yeah. - We got Philippines and actually England, weirdly enough. In the early 2000s, we got our steroids. - Really? - Yeah, it was called the British Dragon. - Wait, you got your steroids from-- - From England? - Yeah. - Oh, okay. - Yeah, there was supplier back in the day you could get your, and it just felt like less shady because it was coming from a first world country. - Yeah, this is on the up and up. - Yeah, right? And that was the way we justified it back then. But yeah, we got it from England and we got it from the Philippines, which is probably funny because the people we're buying them from in England was probably, we're probably getting them from the Philippines. - Yeah, yeah, I think you're 100% correct. - I'm pretty sure that's how that went. This does have a sad note beyond the whole animal death thing at the end. - Oh, no way. - During this period, the man's wife was battling bone cancer, which required significant financial support. He has since accepted responsibility, has no criminal history and has fully cooperated with investigators. - Okay, so-- - So he was doing illegal cop fighting serums to pay for his wife's bone cancer treatment. Oh great, so we got a Walter White now. - Okay, here's my thing. It may, I may be like, well, - He didn't hurt anybody. - He didn't hurt anybody, but he was hurting animals. - Well, he wasn't, he was just, you know-- - He was the middle man. - Yeah, you know? - See, but I don't like that where it's like, you have these arms dealers who are like, "Hey, I didn't pull the trigger." - Well, where do we draw the line? Do we draw, like, it's like, what's that, is it family guy? No, it's American dad when they ban trans fats. They have to smuggle trans fats back into the city. Like, do we get mad at the middle man who's out there just slinging trans fats now? Like, because it leads to harmful clogged arteries. - Yeah, that's it. - You know what I mean? - But, I mean-- - Do we bag on the guys out there doing the distribution for the alcohol because DUIs? - Yeah, okay, but-- - See, I'm just saying, just because, you know what, maybe he thought he was selling for like, real-- - But no, no, no, no. - The guy who is distributing is like a beer salesman or whatever. He's not doing it with like, I know the intention of people are gonna be, they're gonna get loaded behind the wheel. It's to use it safely and recreationally. - Well, maybe they want some recreationally, like, super jacked roosters. - Okay, I mean-- - Maybe they want really, maybe they're show roosters, and they want them to come up like, they don't get tested, and they just show-- - One thing that-- - Super jacked and shiny. - One thing we learned about the Chinese swimming team is that the cattle in China is loaded with enough wood to trigger a positive test. - See? - They're just eating it. - Yeah! - They're not fighting them. - He was getting this from overseas and sending it back to China because they were loading it into their chicken. They're like, "Hey, the guys, they're on to the beef. "We need to go to the chicken now." They're testing the beef. - I think I'm still out on this. I think I'm still out on all of it. - Would you eat PED chicken if you-- - I feel like I have. - I feel like we all have. - What if you could get mild PED benefits from eating PED chicken? Would you do it? - See, you're hesitating. Mine's an immediate yes. - Yeah, I mean, I don't know what the mild benefits are. Like, okay, are my joints and ligaments all going to still be like frail rubber bands and snap at any moment? Or am I just getting the mild, I'm getting jacked and have an incredibly large appetite? Because if it's the latter, I'll take it. - I'm just wanting to look good feel good, Condeel, you know? - Yeah, sure. - Something, yeah, I do that. - I really want some shiny and flawless hair. - Yeah, that's the thing that they say about the legalized, I guess it's not micro dosing, but the lower dosages of HGA, right? That's the whole thing surrounding HGHs. That is, in low dose, it has actually incredible benefits for you, so. - Yes, in low doses. - Yeah, just not ones that make your head look like a watermelon on a toothpick. - I mean, you know, just make sure you've got to work your shoulders. - Okay, make your traps big enough to make your head look small, bro. - Proportions, they matter, go on. - Nobody knows that you have a size eight and a half head anymore, 'cause your traps are huge, bro. - See, that's how it works. All right, come here next. Rust threw this one on the docket for us, and it's something, Dion, you're gonna have to stop, man. Colorado, what are you doing? We'll get to that in more commitment by Danny Dussy, Tim, the fan. (screaming) Quick update on Central Connecticut State looking at their alumni. They had a Mr. Universe contestant, and speaking of sports, Mr. Jean Boy. Jean Boy went to Central Connecticut State. - Oh, get out of town. - Damn, James Vincent Michael O'Brien. That's his whole name if you didn't know. - Oh, that's how he got to Jean Boy. - Huh, it's a long name. - He'll learn something new every day. - But yeah, I was looking at their alumni, and I was like, wow. - It's tough to trust people with two middle names. That's a long name. - I mean, I realized, you know, there's a very famous former Portland person with two middle names. Damien Lillard. - Oh yeah, double, yeah. - Just saying, but yeah. - Typically, like the double middle name people are a little, you know. - I feel it's more the... - I feel if it's like Wayne or Lee. - Yeah, it's the multiple first names. - That's always the serial killer thing. - It's always the multiple first names. Like when their last name is a first name too, like it's always a little... - Milly Ray Wayne. - Yeah, yeah, whoa. - If there's a Wayne, a Lee... What's another last name that pops in there where you're like a... Curtis? - Well, I can ever think about it. When I hear the name Curtis is... - Curtis is the first name. - Is all Cheech and John. - Yeah. - Yeah, I know Curtis, man. - Yeah. - I'm trying to think of, there's any other first names that are last names that you could kind of throw in there. Stewart. - Stewart's another one, I think. Anytime you can have like... Your whole name could be first names. Your first middle and last name could be first name. I just... - That's serial killer. - I kind of want to throw you in a wood chipper. - Whoa. - Just staying, you know? - Danny Wayne Meringue. - Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, see the last name? That's how you know. Meringue will never, never, ever, ever get there. That's the time hiding in plain sight. - You know, the guy that always seemed very untrustworthy to me, and this is totally unfair, just because of his name, was Braun Snettaker. - Brant. - Brant Newell Snettaker. Professional golfer. A guy that just like sounds like he was born in a country club and just raised there. - Yes, 100%. - And he went to the Harding Academy and then Vanderbilt. - Yeah, both those schools. Vanderbilt, I don't think it gets its necessary due with how pretentious it is because it's in the SEC. - Yeah. - It is an uppity school. - But he won last night the Payne Stewart Award. He was honored with the Payne Stewart Award. And Payne Stewart, a phenomenal human being, and a phenomenal golfer. And I was watching like some of the coverage on the golf channel. I was making dinner, the TV turned on, couldn't find the remote. Look, that's why it was on the golf channel. I don't know how it got to the golf channel. - Dirt got in your house. - Dirt, oh, I have cheating on me with dirt. No, kids were watching the TV and you know how the remotes happened. They just get, but numbers get punched, it's a mess. But I ended up learning about Brant Snettaker. Awesome guy, awesome guy. Thought he was like this pretentious D bag this whole time. It turns out, great dude. Hand up, I was wrong. - Yeah, we'll let that one go. - All right, that name sounds like Country Club. He's the bad guy from the Goonies, even though I do understand Brant was the brother. I get that, but I just associated that always with, you know, the Astoria Country Club guy. Not actual Brant. - Hey Troy. - I just want to say, shout out to everybody on the Vancouver Fort Tech's line. I appreciate you. I can't read any of your texts on air, but I appreciate you. Just want to salute all the folks that are on there right now. - There was a lot of aggressive, a lot of aggressive texts. - It was funny, it was funny, don't get me wrong. Like I laughed, I just wanted to let you know. I'm not ignoring you. Dusty's not ignoring you. - We just, we don't want to get fined. - Yeah, absolutely. - We will get to the Deon Sanders absolute mess of a story because it's too stupid not to talk about, at least for like 30 seconds, but come up next, we have our Elite Eight in the college football rivalry trophy edition that we will dive into immediately before we get into the weekend where we will crown our college football rivalry trophy winner. Come up next year on hour number three and Danny Dusty to be the fan. ♪ You spent a long year ♪ - After investing billions to light up our network, T-Mobile is America's largest 5G network. Plus, right now, you can switch, keep your phone, and we'll pay it off up to $800. See how you can save on every plan verse for eyes and AT&T at tmobile.com/keepandswitch. 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