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Tragedy struck in Georgia yesterday as a school shooting occurred at Apalachee High School.  The FBI reportedly were aware of the shooter prior to the shooting and warnings of an imminent event were called in the morning of the attack. So why was nothing done? Plus, as new talks of Russian interference ramp up Vladimir Putin has come out and said that he supports Kamala Harris, and reports suggest Tenet Media was paid by Russia. Finally, we get into the top college football and NFL games for the weekend and tackle the best memes of the week. SOCIALS: https://linktr.ee/drewberquist NEWS: https://RVMNews.com MERCH: https://RedBeachNation.com#DrewBerquist #ThisIsMyShow Protect your savings with a faith-based precious metals company at https://GoldwithDrew.com Fight aches and pains, as well as chronic inflammation with Sweetamine. Use promo code DREW to save $5 off your order at https://Sweetamine.com Be prepared for the worst with food you actually want to eat. Visit Prepper All Naturals at https://PreparewithBeef.com and use promo code RVM to save 25% off today! Silver Prepper Bars - Buy it. Break it. Trade it. https://prepperbarnow.com

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Tragedy struck in Georgia yesterday as a school shooting occurred at Apalachee High School.  The FBI reportedly were aware of the shooter prior to the shooting and warnings of an imminent event were called in the morning of the attack. So why was nothing done? Plus, as new talks of Russian interference ramp up Vladimir Putin has come out and said that he supports Kamala Harris, and reports suggest Tenet Media was paid by Russia. Finally, we get into the top college football and NFL games for the weekend and tackle the best memes of the week.

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I'm dropping kids off at school this morning. And as always, just praying over that school, praying over the whole facility, praying for all the children there, not just mine. Because it's so sad that this happens. But it does. And obviously, there's going to be a politicization that comes out of all of this, as is the case with all of these shootings. But this one is really frustrating. And they all are frustrating. They're all sad. They're all tragic. But this one's really frustrating on a couple of levels. First and foremost, the school was warned in the morning that there would be several school shootings in the area, starting with Appalachia High School. And from what we can gather and see and what has been reported, nothing was really done. And you can see-- I think we've got that tweet somewhere. But it doesn't matter. It's just a tweet that shows it. No, it's not that one. Don't worry about it. I think it was tied to this photo. I'll get it. No, it's good. It's good. Let's move ahead. Because the point is, is they were warned. They were warned about this. Nothing was done. And it doesn't stop there. The FBI knew about this kid, 14-year-old, since when he was 13, a year prior. You can see this from FBI Atlanta. I'll try and read it. It's small on my screen. I can read it. FBI Atlanta responded earlier today to Appalachia High School following reports of an active shooter. Throughout the day, FBI personnel have been coordinating with and supporting local and state law enforcement. The FBI will dedicate all available resources and has requested to seek justice and bring closure for the victims and their families. In May of 2023, the FBI's National Threat Operations Center received several anonymous tips about online threats to commit a school shooting at an unidentified location in time. The online threats contain photographs of guns within 24 hours. The FBI determined the online post originated in Georgia. And the FBI's Atlanta Field Office referred the information to the Jackson County Sheriff's Office for Action. The Jackson County Sheriff's Office located a subject, possible subject, 13-year-old male, and interviewed him and his father, the father, stated he had hunting guns in the house, but the subject did not have unsupervised access to them. The subject denied making the threats online. Jackson County alerted local schools for continued monitoring of the subject. At that time, there was no probable cause for arrest to take any additional law enforcement action on either the local state or federal levels. So look, you can't get ahead of all of these things. There's broken people. And again, this is not a gun issue. This is a person-people issue. And you can't get ahead of all of this. But you certainly can do a better job of protecting schools, making them hard targets, not soft targets. You certainly can be more dedicated and persistent with following up on leads like this, monitoring them. And then certainly when there's warnings, the morning of, you can respond a little differently and not just be like, ah, that's not going to happen. Lots of frustrating points about all of this. And of course, the most important points among them being the fact that there's four people who aren't going home now, and there's nine injured, and lots and lots of people who are going to struggle with what they've seen and experienced as a result of yesterday. Tom? Here we go again. That's all I have to say. Known to the FBI, we're not going to-- I guarantee you this kid has been on SRI's for a long period of time. And I also guarantee you that somewhere along the way, he was radicalized by somebody within the FBI. This is an FBI program. All these mass shootings that we get in schools, these school shooters, I'm sick of it because it has all the earmarks of an MK-Ultra-type project where you get the dude on the SSRIs. Instead of LSD, we're going SSRIs. We're targeting very vulnerable people, and somebody's radicalizing these people to go out and carry out these acts like this. I don't think this is random. There's way too many of them for this to be random. And for the FBI to be involved each time, the FBI is the world's worst law enforcement agency that there is. Please, somebody tell me a win that they've had in the last 45 years. There isn't a win. They're the worst. All they do is they create crimes. They radicalize people. And in this case, they murder people. So to me, it is so frustrating because it's so obvious. And let's not forget about 2018 when there was a raid at a compound in New Mexico where you had radical Muslims training school shooters. And then all of a sudden, hmm, the charges were dropped against everybody there. So if you're going to tell me that this isn't some kind of weird, coordinated effort, then I'm in a loss for words because I'm at the point now where I believe this is all MK Ultra operation, Northwoods, all put together. This is not this is the government doing this. Well, yeah, I mean, look, I don't know, you know, you throw out Northwoods and MK Ultra and people obviously go down those paths and you're saying like that on steroids. I agree. I'm not saying it's those particular two, which neither are you, but I don't know how you get to this point and you see all the evidence stacked up over the last several if you if you if you didn't see it after the first, you know, first several that happened years and years ago, whatever you want to start, fine. But at this point, I don't see how you look at it as just random either. I just it just it doesn't it doesn't have that feel. It doesn't have that look. It doesn't and all the kid that all the same mouth breathing type of kids vulnerable targets. So I don't either and it's it's that doesn't that doesn't that doesn't make it any better. It actually makes it worse that that's the kind of situation that we're facing here in this country. But it also jives perfectly. You look at elections. You look at how we follow laws or don't follow laws. You look at how we manipulate this. You look at how look at who this government is and what they do on a day to day basis year to year basis and how things are changing and evolving here. And you look at who wins them, not us every time. And I don't know how you don't get to this too. And I don't want to go too far down this, you know, out of respect for for the families. But I do think it's it's important that it's brought up that this what's happening, you know, these parents who have lost their children, these spouses who have lost their husband or wife, you know, and the teachers and the the the personnel at schools, not just in at Appalachian high school, but at all these places where it's happened. This this was it doesn't feel like it was just some random angry mouth breathing kids. And and you should you should be very concerned. We all should be very concerned about where this continues to go because here's the deal too. Winner Georgia, winner Georgia is is not like some hotbed for crime. This is a small town, you know, an hour West, excuse me, our east of Atlanta population, sub 20,000, 19,400 as of two years ago. This this can happen anywhere. And we continue to see from from the places that it does happen, that it can happen everywhere. It's not just this minority community. It's not just this or the people have got to understand how devious this is these events are and and that it can happen to you. And the question I get all the time is, you know, when I bring up the FBI and they're possible involvement in it, why would they do it? And here's my answer to why the FBI would have a dog in the hunt for this. It's because they want to establish some sort of red flag laws. They want to be able to take away people's guns without having having to go door to door. So ultimately, if somebody's on the FBI radar or federal law enforcement radar, it's much easier to take their gun as a preemptive measure than it is to take it when you think something's going to happen. Right. So to me, all this is doing is laying the groundwork for federal law enforcement to take preemptive action against anybody they might deem a threat. Yeah. And I think there could be a multitude of other reasons, but I think 100% that's spot on. This is, this is a, you know, you look at how they do things, they set things up, whether it's a trap at J six, whether it's a trap at in the Michigan State Courthouse, whether it's this, whether it's that, you know, that's how they do it. They establish this is how we're going to do it. This is where we're going to lure them in. This is how we're going to, what do we want the end goal to be? In this case, going with your theory, which I think is a good one, we want red flag laws so we can start to strip the American people of their Second Amendment rights and take, take firearms from people who don't agree with the narrative that's out there. Okay. Let's, let's, that's the goal. Let's work backwards from that. How do we, how do we, how do we accomplish that? What events do we need to justify us going to that next level? You've been. Go ahead, David. I got two things. Even after other, you know, school shootings, stuff like that, like off, there's only a way we could have seen this coming or whatever. There's any way we could have flagged, you know, just to have an idea to see what we could do. All right. Well, we showed the FBI report. They knew back in 2003 that those threats, okay, there's something. Then this was, I think this is what you're talking about. It's not the tweet, but it is this. Like they got called the morning of, like, here's the report from the news. Like, here's the report. They were called the morning of, okay, how much more notice do you need than at that point, too, that something could happen? And now it's just like Thomas saying, the FBI is failing us in the last 45 years. Here's the other thing. They knew they had, they had the warning, but yet they still let things happen. They still let the kids go to school. They didn't make it, oh, you know what, those schools that were in question, we should beef up security there, whatever we can do. None of that happened. And now here we are. And then the other thing is, is I feel like two things are going to happen. But tasteful, like, two roads can happen for Trump and Kamala. They can do a tasteful, like, tribute and honor to them and then keep going on with their campaign, and, but not, like, use their names throughout the rest of the campaign to push, to get voters. I feel like that's what Kamala is going to do. Oh, we got a gun law. The next thing is going to be gun laws, red flag laws. All these things are going to be coming out and they're going to be using these kids' names. No, it's already out there. Yeah, like they're going to be using their names, not just for today and the next couple of weeks, but they're going to tell November. They're going to be driving them through, and it's, let the families grieve, let them have closure. Don't bring it up. Like, don't bring it up any more than you have to. But that's what's going to happen. They're just going to keep slinging it and slinging it to try to get votes. Tommy, you were going to jump back in. Right. If the warning goes out, and I'm supposing it's the FBI who put out this warning to the local high schools, then obviously they didn't want the sheriff's office know because I guarantee you that sheriff who's been all over the media would have dispatched other units to those high schools just to help beef up security there. He would probably call in people who were off or hold people over from the midnight shift, just to make sure that they were fortified until the schools were fortified, until the threat was either taken out or if there wasn't a threat anymore. That's the disconnect that we always see. That is always, always has to do with the FBI, not giving information down to local law enforcement. Yeah. Yep. Absolutely. Well, let's pivot to something else here. You know, again, thoughts and prayers with the families there, the community there, just awful. And reminder that please do not think this can't happen in your community. Please don't think, don't operate in fear. Don't live in fear, not saying that, but don't get complacent because everything is just so different than it used to be and should be, so you got to keep your head on a swivel. But let's talk about Russia. So we talked yesterday about how the left folks in the media and all of us are already spinning up this narrative that Russia's interfering. They're already interfering in the 2024 election, which, as I said yesterday, of course they are. And so are a dozen other countries. But they're not interfering the way that the media and the left are telling you, they're telling you that they're interfering to ensure Trump wins, which is what they did in 2020, which was not true in 2020 and is not true in 2024. They want you to associate one of the world's supervillains and our biggest enemies, which Putin is with Trump. That is not the case. You would never, if you're a supervillain, you don't have to be a supervillain. Let's take that term off the table, although it's just fun to say. supervillain. Let's just imagine your Vladimir Putin, your Xi Jinping, your any of these world leaders, any of our enemies, you don't have to be some political expert or some strategic expert or some intelligence officer or whatever to figure out that our enemies would never choose Trump over one of these other political hacks. It makes zero sense, zero sense, made zero sense in 2020, zero sense now. And as they're trying to push this, Putin was caught on on camera this week, saying the exact opposite of what our governments telling you, saying he supports Kamala Harris, take a look. That if we can name a favorite candidate, it was, it used to be Joe Biden, but now he's not participating in the election campaign, and he recommended to all his allies to support Miss Harris. That is what we are going to do. So it was, well, he said that we should, that is why we should also do that. Well, she's laughing, she's laughing, she's laughing so fascinating, it means that everything is good, and if everything is good, it means that, for instance, if we're speaking about Joe Biden, there are so many sanctions against Russia introduced, and if everything is good with Miss Harris, maybe she'll refrain herself from such measures, or maybe she'll change them. So in the end, so he's, he's supporting Kamala Harris, which I would say, of course he is, that is 100% what he wants, because if you're a strong leader like Putin is, you don't want strength on strength, you want a Joe Biden who's dementia written, and corrupt, and weak, and all those things, you want someone like Cam Cam, who's got no experience in anything and is ill qualified, and is easy to take advantage of. So it makes 100% pure and total sense to me. So you've got to put those things together, right? Here's what US, here's what the White House, US intelligence is telling you, the media is telling you, Russia wants Trump. No, they don't. Here's what Putin is telling you. We want Cam Cam. You've got to decide which one you believe, and it makes zero sense to believe this one over here, and all the sense in the world here. I'll just say this to you, I feel like, I feel like there was a little troll there about the laughter. It's fascinating. I mean, to me, I think he both spoke truth, and mocked her and our government, and all of the, and one, and one fell to the ultimate troll. Yeah, it was the ultimate troll. She has a stupid laugh. He wasn't going to come out and say it was a stupid laugh. He's going to say it's fascinating, because he's doing whatever he can to try and build her up, but do it in a backhanded way. You noticed everybody was laughing in the crowd when he said, oh, yeah, yeah, his laugh is fascinating. So of course, of course they want Carmelo to be president. Carmelo, she's very ambitious, and she has no integrity. Those are two very dangerous combinations of characteristics for somebody to have who's running for president, and she has those, because she's malleable. She can do, she will do exactly what she's been told by whoever, whether it be Barry, whether it be Blinken, whoever, within the administration that's around her, she will do exactly as she's told, because she has no character. She has no moral compass. She has no true north to what her, her integrity is. She has none of that. So when somebody has nothing like that, that makes them the mentoring candidate who will do whatever you want them to do. And that's where we're going to see with the Harris presidency. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. She's she's perfect for them. Um, well, let's stay with Russia for a second. There'll be plenty of more Harris. Manchurian candidate discussions as we go forward. Uh, hopefully not for four years, hopefully just for a couple of months. Um, but I have my fears and you know how I feel about that. I don't think that we're going to pull this off, but I'm hoping that we do. You know, I just want to add one more thing. I know this is going to sound like a very sexist statement and it is. I don't trust a woman to be president who doesn't have kids because she has no she has no skin in the game at this point about what the future of our country is. And to me, that's a huge red flag. It's like, you know, once she's done on this earth, she's done. She's never going to and unfortunately for her, you know, she's never going to know what it's like to have unconditional love by something that she helped bring into this world and for somebody to be thrust into the position of president that doesn't have that. I have a lot of questions about their decision making ability when it comes time to the when it comes time to make a decision that will affect future generations. Yeah, I think that's actually a great point. Of course, people on the left are going to be like, I can't believe he said that she has every right to she does have every right. You're absolutely correct. You can choose to live your life. However the hell you want. That's what makes this country America for now. But but it's it's so true. Your life experiences are different. But what's at stake is different. You just have such a different appreciation for everything. Once you you've had kids and I still love that that clip. We played of the Drew Barrymore show or whatever her show is called. We need mama. Even even camp camp was uncomfortable. She's like, I'm not a mom. I don't even know what it's like to be a mom. I'm good at BJ's. I'm good at keeping criminals on this like that. Yeah, I was born. I was raised by. Well, I wasn't raised by dad. You know, as a Marxist economist, I'm married to a heavily closeted gay dude with a weird sort of sexually ambiguous creature in who looks like she'd shoot up a school. Oh, yeah, she definitely looks like she's on the spectrum, some sort. Yeah, yeah, so fun. I love our existence right now. It's a great time to be like it. It's very entertaining, very interesting, depressing. But but man, talk about just madness. But let's stay with Russia for a second because then I want to be careful on this story. But I also I also want to give you my two cents. I'm going to think on this because it's new. It's fresh, but you've got this new report. You've probably seen it in this new report that came out that tenant media, which has lots of folks that we all like and follow that you like and follow. I would assume there roster includes. You can see there from this raw alerts tweet includes Betty Johnson, Temple and Dave Rubin, all really big. Lauren Southern as well, a couple others, but some big names in conservative media. And this report from the Department of Justice, that's an important aspect of this story, says that the tenant media received $10 million from the Russian government to publish content as a part of a Russian influence operation. All right. So do foreign governments do these kinds of things? Yes, absolutely. Does Russia? Apps of friggin lutely. But when you see when you see all of the Russia, Russia, Russia crap that's coming out and you can see right through it and you can see how bogus it is. And then when you see a Biden Department of Justice say that this conservative group over here is spreading misinformation on behalf of Russia and got paid. I'm just telling you the names that they're talking about. I don't buy it one bit. I don't buy it one bit. I'm not saying that that look possibly did someone attend a media take money? I don't know. But did the names that I just mentioned take money? I would bet so, so strongly against that. I just I just would to me to me, this reeks of something. And look, I don't I don't know where it goes. But I I'm much more inclined to defend colleagues in the conservative space than I am a DOJ report that involves Russia. I'm just saying. I mean, right? I mean, Tom, when you saw this come out, what was your first thought? Because it certainly wasn't like, oh, man, some of our guys turned and went spy and are against us now. That wasn't the response or reaction I had. No, I didn't have that response either. And like you said, you know, I don't know how much of the story is true. But let's just take a look on our reporting of what's been going on in the Russia-Ukraine war. You could say that we've done very positive stories about Russia when it comes to what's going on with the war and how the United States has engaged itself, thrown itself into that war, fighting a proxy war against Russia. It just it depends on on what side of the fence that you're sitting on. We've done our country's done a lot of nefarious things when it comes to what's been happening during that conflict. And for the DOJ to come out and say, oh, yeah, these guys took money to do positive stories about Russia. It's like, no, they're just reporting what's going on. And so what if they did? How many-- look at all of the-- I know this is the whole what aboutism thing. But if you look at all these podcasts on the left and where they're being financed from and what lines that they're being asked to toe, it's just to me-- it's ridiculous. And the left in the DOJ and all the intel community, it's just really rich when they try and point out that somebody might be up to something nefarious, when it's always them. Right. Right. I can't see Tim Poole. When was the last time Tim Poole slept with a Chinese spy? When was the last time that Benny Johnson's driver was a Chinese spy and had been a Chinese spy with them for 30 years as a driver? Right. It never cuts the other way. It always cuts toward Democrats. Absolutely. Absolutely. And look, here's the play. It's an obvious play. But the play is all these conservatives, not just Trump. See, it's even these people. They're on Team Russia. And you get to lambast them. Potentially, their goal would certainly be to disenfranchise people and then take their voices off the table because they're influential voices. At least three of those voices in Dave, Benny, and Tim are very influential. Tim, in particular, you've got a massive audience and they're pushing common sense good information out there for people to think about and for people to consume. So you could potentially, which is what they'd love to do, take them off the battle space, have them no longer communicating these practical truths. But at minimum, you tie them up and you paper them to death because they're going to push back as they should. And they're going to sue the DOJ as they should. But it's going to cost a crap ton of money. It's going to cost a crap ton of time. And it's going to just be a big-ass mess. But that's how they play on the other side. Like, well, it's like all the Trump stuff, right? Let's try and let's throw all this shit up against the wall. If something sticks great, if nothing else, we're dragging his name through the mud and slandering him and maybe we crush him economically, too, with all these legal fights that are going to happen. There's so many layers to everything that they do. So again, I don't have all the stats and the details on this. But I would venture a very strong guess that this is just utter bullshit. And I feel horrible for those guys that they're having to now deal with it because you have to respond. And you have to try and push back, reclaim your credibility, which I don't think they lost in the conservative space. I'm going to reclaim it with some, and then also fight this legally and financially. Yeah, and I would like to add all of my comrades in Mother Russia. If you would like to say $5 million to through Berkworth Show, you will take-- Great. There goes YouTube. There you have it. Other records. All right, well, we're going to swing. We don't need to do this for time. But let's get into just some sports stuff because we're heading into. Last weekend, we had five days of bliss. Five days of bliss, college ball, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Amazing. This week, we have five days of football yet again. And we're really at that time of year now where we're going to have five days of football all the damn time. And you just got to figure out what to do on Tuesday and Wednesday. That's a much better problem than what we've had. But we'll talk football. We'll talk NCAA and NFL. Let's start. Show this graphic earlier. College football report put it out. So kudos to them. They're a great follow on Twitter if you're not already following. But top 10 games this week. This is their opinion, but I think they mostly nail this, starting with Texas going into Ann Arbor to play Michigan. College game day will be there. It's a noon kickoff. Number 10 versus number three going to be a great football game. Hopefully it's close. I have my concerns about whether we can win that one at this stage and working in some of the folks that we're working in there in Ann Arbor. But hopefully it's a close game. Certainly something that could happen. Then you've got-- let's pop it back up. Just go. We've got-- It was on autoplay. Just went back. That's fine. We've got Tennessee, North Carolina State, which I think will be a great game. Colorado, Nebraska, in Lincoln, which will be a great game. Kansas, Illinois, Iowa State, Iowa, always fun. Arkansas going into still water to play Oklahoma State. This next one, number seven, is in years past, you'd be like, what was this interesting? Kansas State, obviously a big time program who's back under Chris Klimann, which has been so fun. But they're going into New Orleans play to Lane, who's been a hell of a program. They'll last several years. So that should be fun. Boise State going to challenge the hell out of Oregon. Oregon needs to come out, even though Boise State's way, way better than FCS Idaho, who they barely beat last week. They need to curb stomp the shit out of these guys to change the narrative. I know Tom's going to have some points on Oregon. Then you've got University Texas San Antonio, UTSA, going to Texas State. You've got Texas Tech playing Washington State. A pretty decent slate, especially, you know, week one was so good to us. And now you fast forward to week two. And we've got some good ones again. I'm real excited about it. Oh, yeah. Can you put it back up there, disco? Yeah. The number two game-- no, number three, Colorado, Nebraska. This is going to be, I think, a big litmus test for Coach Prime in Colorado. See how they do against Nebraska. To me, the first game that they had against North Dakota State, they ended up winning, but they just kind of like stumbled through it. And that one is going to be, I think, going to be huge. Tennessee, NC State, I think that's going to be a really good one as well. Texas, Michigan, I hate to say this, but I don't think that one's going to be close at all. I think Texas going away in that one. Number six, Arkansas, I'm just not, I don't know. I kind of forgot that Arkansas had a football program, and I just don't speak that game being that competitive with Oklahoma State. But I do like number seven. The fact that Tulane is somehow back in the mix. Like the ultimate party school is like, oh, we've played football now, which is kind of crazy to me. Yeah, yeah. Well, and look, Kansas State's always just fun. I love having them in the mix. The Tulane thing is fun. I don't think it's a runaway loss, although it could be in Ann Arbor this week. I think the Michigan defense keeps it close. But the Michigan offense, man, we've got a lot of things that we needed to fix from week one to week two. And it's understandable, right? 10 of 11 starters are gone from last year. And that's tough to overcome against Fresno State. No walk in the park should definitely be a win, should have been a bigger win. But now you're playing Texas, man, that's going to be tough. I will definitely be day drinking during that game. I promise you that much, consuming some brats, because that's what you do. I'm going, just so everyone knows. Going brats, heavy brats with sides for the noon slate on Saturday. We'll see what happens the rest of the day. Lots can be determined by my anger level and consumption level after that game. And then Sunday is going to be a wing heavy day for the NFL. And let's talk about some of the NFL games. They're not all up here. We just say you're missing some. Yeah, I just pick some. We didn't have time to fit them all on the graphic here. But let's first hit the primetime games. It starts tonight. You got the Ravens Chiefs hell of a matchup at Arrowhead. So that will be fun. Lamar Jackson, Patrick Mahomes, two studs at quarterback there. That's going to be a fun game. Packers going into Philly tomorrow. Sorry if you're from Philly, because you're trash fans. That game's in Brazil. That one's in Brazil. You're absolutely right. I got buddies out there working in the broadcast there. I look at the screen. I see at Philly and I just read it. You put anything in there and Burgundy just reads it. No, you're right. That's in Brazil. And they're not supposed to wear green, which is, again, interesting because both teams are green. It's hilarious because when we had Colin Kaepernick kneeling during the national anthem, oh, he's exercising his free speech. But the NFL is now going to a country that's abolishing free speech. Right. Yeah. There's been lots of talk about that this week, too. What's the green thing? What's the rule for that? Well, there was conversation. There's lots of gang activity there because their country's a shithole. Parts of it are. There's good people from there, just saying. But there was lots of gang activity and green is worked in there. So we were asking people not to wear green. It's like both teams are green. All right. So Philly will wear their whites. And I don't know what they're going to do. The team is going to do it. They were saying it for fans. Oh, OK. For fans. Don't wear green. So yeah, who knows what will happen with that? I'm sure no one's going to listen. Like, who freaking cares? And that is, that's a whole nother story, which we don't have time to get into today. But banning X, banning all these things there. Like I said earlier, this is a wild time to be alive. Because there's countries just straight up saying, yeah, nope. Free speech, not so much, not up in here. You don't have that. Thanks for reminding me the host in Brazil. That was my mistake. Sorry. But that's tomorrow night. So tomorrow night, we have an extra NFL game Sunday night. You got the Rams going to Detroit, which should be a great game. Looking forward to see Blake Korem play for the Rams there back in Michigan. That'll be interesting. Then Monday night, Aaron Rodgers is back. The Jets going in to San Francisco to play the Niners. All those primetime games, pretty damn good. I like every one of those, just staying there real quick is there one that catches anyone's attention? I like the Rams Detroit game. I like that one a lot. Detroit came so close last year to going to the Super Bowl. It's just, you know, they've been bad for so long. They're like my sentimental favorite. They're definitely not my sentimental favorite. But I do like the game Campbell. I do respect some of their people there for sure. They're just in the division. So I have to hate them. And it makes me extra mad that they've always been so bad and now they're good because I didn't have to worry about. No, you didn't. Like I've always hated the Bears and the Packers. But you had to worry about it because they've, you know, they've had some really good, good years. The Lions not so much now. Now they're good. No, it used to be even for the Bears. It was like, you know what, at least we play the Lions this week, we're going to go to win. And then it's been like, I don't know about them anymore. I'm interested in just Monday night because I want to see how long will Rodgers actually get to play this game? And if he won't hurt himself again, I hope he doesn't. He's so good for football, he's so good. And I love that he pushes back against all the mainstream media narratives. It's weird liking. I mean, I like two former Packer quarterbacks now. I like Aaron Rodgers, who was a bitter rival of the Minnesota Vikings. And Brett Favre, who was a bitter rival. And then, of course, played and retired with the Vikings. But I mean, who knows? Maybe down the road, I might even like Jordan Love. For now, I hate you, kid. So right now, see, these are the gateways to make you become a Packers fan when the Vikings finally do destroy your soul and spirit. I will never be a Packers fan. Packers in Ohio State can suck a next game. So Sunday, 1 o'clock slate, we've got the Texans going in to Indy, two great quarterbacks. CJ Strout, obviously, just had a hell of a rookie year. Anthony Richardson was hurt, but is back now. So that should be an interesting game. The jags going down to play your Dolphins Tom. Two has got his new deal. We got Trevor's new deal. That one could be interesting. The Vikings going into-- of course, the Vikings are on here. Sorry, David, your bears aren't on here. Sorry, they play the Titans. The Titans won. It wasn't one of the better games, so I didn't. But the Vikes going into New York, the Giants are wearing the worst looking throwbacks in the history of uniforms. So that'll be an interesting game. And then the Cowboys going to Cleveland, which I think should be a decent game. That's the 425 game. Obviously, more games. Bears playing the Titans, so many other games. I'm just surprised you didn't put it on it just because I think you're just due to see how Caleb plays. That's why I thought you'd be-- I am interested to see how Caleb plays. I will check in on that game. I didn't think that that-- I mean, look, the Titans have some interesting-- if Will Levis plays well, they've got some interesting pieces that could be-- I don't think it's going to be walking the park for the Bears. I think it's going to be an interesting-- It's going to be an uphill battle for them. Yeah, well, they're going to have an uphill battle all year. I think he's going to do well. But there are some 500 team I think this year. But who knows? At the same time, he's got a shit ton of weapons. He's got some receivers to work with. So we'll see. I say it every year. As long as we have an offensive line that can block, I think we're going to be OK. But we never have a line that can-- every one of our quarterbacks just gets pummeled. Yeah. Doesn't matter. Well, we'll see. We shall see. I'm really curious, obviously, selfishly. But from a football perspective, too, to see what Sam Darnell does on the road, he's struggled every stop he's had. Every coach he's had has said that this guy's got amazing raw talent. He's never had an offensive-minded coach. A quarterback whisperer like Kevin O'Connell is. And he's never had the tools around him that he has with Minnesota. I mean, having Justin Jefferson. T.J. Hockinson and Big Cock Hawk is going to be out for the first four games, I believe. But Addison, JJ, Aaron Jones in the back. But he's got some good weapons and a really good top tier NFL offensive line. So, we'll see. My expectations are low. But is there any update on the recovery for him? Is this still the whole season? JJ? Yeah. Yeah, he's out. It's OK. I didn't know if anything came out. He could maybe come in, but it's still a little season. They put them on the list. He's out. But he's back to the facility already in meetings, doing his thing, recovering. Just not going to see the field this year. Have you seen the documentary about Ron McNair? Steve McNair? Steve McNair, yeah. No, I put it on my watch list. I want to watch it. Have you seen it? Is it good? You know what? I want you to watch it, and then we'll talk. OK. I mean, I don't want you to have any kind of like preconceived notion going into it. But I definitely do have some pretty strong opinions about it. OK, all right, well, I'll have to check it out. And then we will have this conversation right here. OK, enjoy the football, folks. We're not done, but just I'm just saying it, and I'll say it again later. But enjoy the games. And you know Drew will, too. I sure will. Let's get into the meme-tastic. That's meme-tastic. Meme-tastic. [MUSIC PLAYING] We should do that one more time. I remember the first time we played that bumper. Someone commented, what the hell did I just see? [LAUGHTER] We've had far less bumpers. We used to be a very bumper-heavy show. Oh, very bumper-heavy. I still have them all. We can play them for you. Just randomly. OK, so you know the rules if you're here for the first time. We just go through a bunch of stuff. Some stuff is funny. Some stuff is not on purpose. Some stuff is-- We thought it would be funny. It was not funny. Or we thought it was funny the first time, and it's not funny. But at any rate, let's start with the first one. I can tell you this one's-- Oh, sorry. Not funny. This is just true. And in case you're undecided, we've got a Trump-red Republican elephant left, a blue jackass donkey, Biden, right, although that's now cam cam. But the stats are pretty much still the same within a margin of error. Inflation rate, 1.9% on the Republican side, 17% on the Democrat side. Gas price is $2.17 versus $3.96. Average rent, $1,096 versus $23.95. Quite the pick up there. The Nasdaq, up 62% on the left of the Republican side. Excuse me. It's left of the screen, not the left of the-- They should have flipped it. Nasdaq, up 13.8%. So not quite the same. They're grocery prices, up 3.5% on the red column, plus 25%. We're all feeling that right now in the blue column. Electricity, no change in the red, up 21.43% blue. Real average hourly earnings, 7.1% red under Trump. Negative 3.5% blue under this Biden administration, which we just saw in a new report. Lots of data there. All true. Really don't know how anyone can-- even if you're so angry, I bought into everything the media lied to me about with Trump for years and years. Even if you're in that category, I just can't vote for him. I don't know how you can get past reality. Facts, data, like details matter. And the details are, you're getting your ass kicked right now. So maybe get over here. He hurts my feelings or he offends me, and do the right thing for the country. Well, they just believe the lie that KJP and Biden have been saying, where they're like, it's the same economy that Trump handed us off when we did the transition, and that's why it's where we're at today. So it's really Trump's fault when-- Look at the numbers. Look at the numbers. By the way, I could see KJP transitioning. OK, the world would be a better place if we all grew vegetables instead of voting for them. 100%, that garden's gorgeous, too. I could see Tom living on that farm. I would enjoy that typing out my manifesto, actually, and writing my manifesto. I was going to say here with a feather pad and ink. [LAUGHTER] Next. Got my quill. Next meme. Meet your neighbors if Kamala wins. Yeah, this is true. We've got terrorists burning an American flag, looking at you Chicago every year, and Aurora, Illinois right now. We got another Lisa Simpson one. We always see Lisa Simpson pop up on meme-tastic, and it's her doing a presentation. The strongest economy ever wouldn't need price controls. Touche, little girl. Absolutely. It always seems to bring the truth. Yeah, she does. She's practical. She's blunt. And I like that about her. OK, let's put up this. This is just a-- who's running our country right now? It shows whitehouse.gov. Joe Biden is the 47th president, according to the search result and the whitehouse.gov's stuff. So just-- I would have loved it if you're-- Because he's not, by the way. I would have loved it if it had a sponsored thing right next time. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. We've got a Tinder match. Everyone feeling some love. We've got Cam Cam and her slutty face on the left, and then a communism sickle on the right. It's a match. Absolutely. Absolute match made in Tinder. Match made in-- I just want everybody to know for the record, whenever I see the hammer and sickle when the former Soviet Union emblem, I think of genocide and slavery. So I hope everybody else sees the same thing and think of that when they see that symbol. Yes, well, and you get to see it again right now. Because here's the new Kamala News Network. We've got three officers with the communist hammer and sickle behind them dressed in a very communist military garb, and that is definitely what the left wants. They won't tell you that. They won't call it that, but that's who they are. Again, you look back to who Cam Cam is, her rearing, and her political philosophies. And it's all right there. It's all right there. We've seen different versions of this before, but this is just true. We've got a man urinating off of a cliff. And then a girl at the bottom thinking that it's a waterfall or some sort of fresh water store is just drenching herself in it. People that trust the media. Yeah. And it's not like they're saying it's right in there. I hope you like that. Yeah. OK. This is just animal-based food pyramid. We got meat at the bottom of the pyramid, raw dairy, eggs, organs, fruit, salt, honey at the top. Yeah, you eat all that stuff. You're going to be right as rain. I'll tell you that much. And reminder, we talked about it last week. The old food pyramid, the one that most of you guys are following, was created by the Segarev companies, the tobacco companies. OK. We got-- This one's great. Yeah, we've got a-- Hang on, let me turn off the border so you can read it. I'll take the border off. But I'll set it up. You've got a father tucking in a kid on the top. You've got Alex Jones on the bottom. There we go. Most parents, father tucking in kid, the aliens aren't real. They can't hurt you. And then we've got Alex Jones, me as a parent. They don't come from the sky. They're interdimensional. They're already among us. I feel like I've had that conversation with my daughters. All right. Oh, this one got shared out on my Facebook page. It's just an empty plate. Socialism, follow me for more recipes. Yeah, that's what you get. That is it. The most expensive vehicle to operate in 2023/2024. And we've got a shopping cart. That is very true. Just a true point. You'll love this one, Tom. We've got white dudes for Kamala. And it's Travis Kelsey pregnant with Taylor Swift, obviously an AI picture. But-- Well, they're breaking up. It's come out in a month or so they're going to break up, so. Yeah, I refused to talk about it yesterday. Are you going to do the same now? But I'll touch on it right now. I mean, who didn't-- Tom, you've said this forever. A lot of people have said this forever. I believe it feels so staged. So it wouldn't shock me at all if that was the case. Of course, Travis Kelsey and people are pushing back. We're suing you. Well, you have to say that because you were just outed. But look, there's people. Tom, you said it. I've seen a bunch of it. Someone said it in the show yesterday. If it's true, the NFL is done. I don't think they are, whether people want them to be or not, if that turns out to be true. I also think they'll change it now based on the conversation there. But I think it's just such bullshit that we live in a world where people are like, let's stage this. Let's stage-- we're going to put you two together. And I know it's happened before and it happens a lot. But it's just so dumb. Like, why? Why? Well, yeah, I mean, because the whole sort of-- everything is staged. Everything is orchestrated. Look at-- during the whole George Floyd thing, and you had people like Lake Dickwee come out and saying that he's some sort of a victim of races. And remember when somebody in his orbit scrawled a racial slur on his garage? We're supposed to believe that was legit. Remember how quickly that story appeared and that disappeared? Yeah. You're going to tell me that with the amount of cameras and security at the LeBron James estate, that someone's just going to randomly come up and scrawl the N word on their garage door and nobody's going to have a clue who it is? It's all contrived and staged. Yeah. No, it is so much is. And that's such a frustrating reality to get to understanding and level of awareness to get to. Well, it's-- to me, it's-- they think the NFL or whoever. They think they need the Taylor Swift, Kelsey relationship. But what the NFL really needs is Jason Kelsey tailgating before every game at every different stadium drinking with everybody and having a good time. That's what they really need. Well, what they really-- that's true. But what they really need is just ball. People are here for ball, man. We like-- that's what we want. I know some of you don't, and you're not fun. But like, we just want ball. Like, just let it be-- and it could be any ball. It could be-- you know, we call football ball. But like, it could be your basketball season or your tennis tournament, whatever the hell you're into, we just want sports to be sports. We all need that. Give me 2 and 1/2 to 3 and 1/2 hours, 10 if it's a baseball game, to just check out and be, you know, unattached to all the stuff that's going on out there. You can have some craziness if you give us that. The problem is, is you've weaved yourself into everything. If they would just give me the giant shoulder pads, once again, like in the early mid '90s, if the players would just put those on again, and then play on fields that also had the clay from baseball. Like the Raiders, yeah. I would be very happy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Those were the days. The preseason and the first couple games out there. That was awesome. I mean, sucks to get tackled on it, but that was awesome. OK, next one. We've just got a tweet here. Being liberal is all fun and games until you need a friend with a truck. Yeah. Not finding that. You're not finding that. So there's a question here that is posed, which is, what's the weirdest thing someone has done to you during sex? Don't worry, we're not going to tell you our answers. But Bill Cosby responded. Bill Cosby says, woke up. Yeah. Oh, gosh. OK. I mean, that's what he did. I mean, the party that hired 87,000 IRS agents to tax your tips is now promising no tax on tips. It's brilliant. What are they going to do with the 87,000 new agents? I just-- it drives me insane when people can be like, oh, the government will never do that. And then if Carmelo gets elected and then that happens, the tax on tips will be like, oh, I never saw this coming. Right. How did this happen? Well, and here's the thing too, you don't get-- let's say that that doesn't happen. And we win. Those agents aren't going anywhere, man. Like people-- you're not getting fired. The government doesn't fire people. You could rape a horse in a classified skiff. And they'd be like, how did you get that horse in here? You shouldn't do that again. But you're not getting fired. So to think that these are going to get repealed, like once-- if it gets stopped before it happens and they're all in and sworn in and yada, yada, yada, fine. But once they're in, government people don't get fired. Because most government people and certainly politicians have no talent or skill anywhere else. And everyone just sticks around. It's a mess. It's a mess. Here's a father in the sun conversation. Father reading the newspaper in a chair. Children are child asking, can I have a cigarette? No, you're five. Can I have a beer? No, you're five. Can I drive the car? No, you're five. Can I take hormones and change my sex? Sure. You know what's best. Yep. Yep. There's truth in that. There's truth in that. We've got a toilet seat with urine in the bowl. And then urine all over the seat in a public restroom. The women's restroom at the 2024 DNC. Yeah. I think that makes that's probably accurate. Not everyone's going to get this. But it's hilarious, says the person on Twitter. We've got a great sticks reference here. What are the odds? Ground control is the trailer on the left. And then the other van is major toms. Yeah. What are the odds? I don't think they're very high. I feel like that that person must have been like, it's happening. It's happening. The simulation is wanking. It's winking. We've got a chick at an auto shop. My car's making a terrible noise. Try taking the Taylor Swift CD out. I read that wrong. Try taking out the Taylor Swift CD. Same thing. Here's a good reason why to never name your kid Clint. I've got a good friend named Clint. But the birthday cake, you know, that L and that I, they kind of slide together. Happy birthday. See you next Tuesday. I mean, it definitely looks like that word to me. So some just, you know, for any of you youngens out there who are pregnant, still debating the names. Just think about how you're going to write it on the cake. Or if your name is Mitch and you play the name game, you prepare and everyone's going to-- Yeah, there you go. I think this is a smart-- I think this is a smart question posed by the late-great Gene Wilder. In the-- Willy Wonka. Willy Wonka outfits. Sorry. Your brains. You support Kamala Harris? Tell me why you like her without mentioning Trump Vance, Republicans, or the fact that she's a woman of color. I mean, can you imagine the stammering that you get? Oh, yeah. It'd be amazing. Switzerland has a stunningly high rate of gun ownership. Here's why it doesn't have mass shootings. They don't have the CIA or FBI. I thought Tom would get a kick out of that. Who's that actress? I can't think of any. That's Kristen Bell. Yeah, there it is, yeah. She's adorable. She probably has awful political beliefs, but I think she's adorable. Democrats leaving the polls on election day. Yes, we've got a woman with, I don't know, 60 stickers. I voted stickers on there. She was a former supervisor of elections in Broward County. Was she? Yeah. Well, that makes even more sense. Skip this one. Skip this one. Skip that one. It's kind of the same. Yeah, this one was good. So I meant to talk about this this week. I was going to talk about it earlier in the week, and then you weren't here, Tom. But you had the Florida State game Monday night. And then you were out Tuesday, because you're officiating a wedding, you know, doing all this adult responsible shit. But there's this guy who most people know about now, certainly if you're into ball, who's Florida State fan. It was like, if we lose this game, I will eat dog shit out of a red solo cup. [LAUGHTER] And then they lose the game. His Twitter account disappears. And the dude is refusing to live up to his bet. So we've got Fox News' Bret Baer, massive manhunt, multiple surveillance planes flying above search area. And it shows the dude who made the comment, everyone has been searching for him. Bro, you make a bet, you live up to it. You can come eat dog shit on our set, on our show. We'll give you a blue DB branded clear solo cup so we can verify what's actually in there. But it's-- I mean, first of all, don't make the statement that you're going to eat dog shit out of a solo cup. That's just weird. But if you do, and then your team gets curb stomped by Boston College, you're ready to eat it. I like how he deleted his Twitter account. Yeah, he was like, how much? I've got to go. He's probably in Mexico. I mean, the dude's on the run. He's on the run. We've got a McDonald's cartoon of over one million served-- Campion and millions, right? One billion served, excuse me, which is one of their slogans, right? Oh, boy. Just a reference to-- you're a little turned on, Tom, aren't you? I mean-- Oh, yeah. What? [LAUGHTER] So I'll send out something random or someone will in our group text, and it'll be a picture of a person-- usually a woman, always a woman for Tom. I'm not trying to suggest anything. And Tom's response is always just one word-- Wood. And I laugh so hard every time. I just try to find photos to make him say wood to it. Just-- I just want to-- It's just such a-- oh, it's just-- I love it. And some of you are like, that's so dumb. Maybe it is. I don't know. It's a good laugh at 12, 15 at night. Yep. Bourbon spit out. OK, this is just a question. It's a fake headline at New York Times. Is the cure to me alone in his clearing apartment buildings or violent Venezuelan gangs with the boys? Yeah. I thought of you when I saw that, Drew. Looks like my people. Looks fun. And yeah, I think that's a legitimate question. Hey, we got together, right? How to spot a family that watches CNN. You've just got people in masks and face shields and all sorts of stuff. 100%. 100%. You could tell the girls didn't want to wear it, but then they put the unicorn little stickers on it. Yeah. So now it's cool. It's not. It's not. We got another gardening thing here. We've had the food-- what should be the food pyramid, a gardening thing. And then what they make you believe you need. We've got to mansion with all sorts of high-end sports cars out front. What you actually need. A nice house with a big-ass garden, a greenhouse. Trying to find the land. Yeah. It's a beautiful garden. Beautiful garden. Rumors swirl that Kamala Harris is being influenced by a Russian agent. And here's the Russian agent. Got a picture of her in a bottle of Smirnoff vodka. OK. What else? A Babylon B headline. Harris, team asks of her mic can just be muted for the whole debate. You know they've thought of some questions like that behind the scene. Like, what could we do where she just doesn't talk? You know how she's been flip-flopping on everything and basically taking Trump's policy points and making them her own, even though, of course, she would never do any of those things. She's saying them because that's what the American people want. Here's a picture of Kamala Harris flip-flops. Some J6 says she participated and even shared this photo with Breitbart as proof. There she is wearing the Viking horns with the shaman war. Right? It was the shaman who wore those? Yeah. Another Babylon B headline. KJP is in the picture. White House Assures Inflation is only affecting people who need to buy stuff. Yeah. I thought that was pretty clever. Oh, another Babylon B. OK, yeah. Tim Walz clarifies that he's never been to Iraq, but he's been to downtown Minneapolis, which is basically the same thing. Saying that for a while now, right? Here's what's funny about this, too. It's not funny. But there's all these people. I see it on Twitter all the time. There's a lot of liberal people in the Twin Cities, some of which are very good people. Politically smart? No. Good people? Yes, there's bad ones, too. But they've been putting out these, hey, Trump, again, always has to be about Trump. But hey, Trump, and Trump has said some things. But hey, Trump, here's Minneapolis. Notice it's not burned down. And Minneapolis is a very beautiful city. There's some beautiful parts. And some of the parts that were burned down have been, of course, replaced or repaired, because it's been four-plus years. But that's what's so funny to me. We're not talking about when we show pictures of police precincts ablaze and targets being ransomed. We're not talking about today. We're saying that happened. This is how it, in fact, looked. It looked like a war zone in parts. Not all of it. We don't have to live in a world of absolutes. We're just saying, but you know what? They keep playing out. Like, everything looks great now. Look how beautiful our river is. Look at how beautiful this street is. That's not what we're talking about. We're talking about four years ago when paid agitators lost their ever-loving minds and just burned random shit to the ground. This is a point of clarification. Thank you for that. Yeah. Tim Wallace is going to bring in the rural vote. And then here's rural Minnesota. Governor Wallace is a dickwad on a sign. I love it. We got a spelling bee participant, a young boy. Moderator, your word is C word. Spelling bee contestant. C-U. Moderator, please stop, stop, please stop. That boy's got some piss and vinegar in him. When they keep telling you you're threatening free speech for advocating for free speech, wait, you're serious. Yeah. It's a picture of Elon Musk, who of course-- Yeah. OK, next. Wait. Once I ate an almond joy and broke out in hive, so I was like, maybe I'm allergic to almonds. My dad said, or maybe you're allergic to joy. And he was right. Are we supposed to know who that Blair is? I don't know. Blair Erskine? I don't know. OK. We've done those. We've done those. Oh, we're in a repeat. We're in a loop. This is a good one. This is Kamala's black family, and that's just a picture of her and her family. And she's Indian, and everyone else is white, which is just the truth. It's just the truth. Skip that one. We've done that. We've done that. OK, we've got a lot. I think we're about-- let's find three new ones. Disco, and then we'll be done for the day. Hey, can you-- we've got a text message. Hey, can you work tomorrow? Are you kidding me? You spent my whole last shift making fun of how small my penis is. I quit. Damn. Fair enough. It seems we're both short-staffed. Ew. That's a good response. Clever. One's front. Someone-- Court submitted this one. OK. So we've got Laura Archer. This is like a chat on social media somewhere. Laura Archer, thank you. Obviously, fake account pertaining to be an old lady. Phyllis-- which is such a great old lady name-- glassp. Laura, I'm sure the irony of your comment is lost on you. I'll help you out. You're a man pretending to be a woman in real life, and you're trying to point out that me pretending to be an old lady on the internet is a bad thing. Outstanding work. Laura responds, Phyllis, not according to every legal document I have, Phyllis, then responds, let me know when those legal documents cure your male pattern baldness. Phyllis going hard on the hood. I like it. Old or not, she's good. We've done that one. We've done that one. We've done that one. That was a cute girl, though. This one's just true. This is a Facebook post. We've got Tom Cruise and a few good men. I want the truth. And then Zuck, the truth violates community standards. Yeah. We got dinged with something today on one of the pages. That's what I pulled. It's a good one. Come on. I don't think we can put that one up there. OK, fine. How about this one? Let's see if you can figure it out. OK, Mr. Miyagi deciding how to eat his baby bell cheese. Wax on, wax on, wax on. Come on. OK, yes, OK. Well, we're skipping the very racist one that disco put in there for today. We'll share it with Tom later. And we're going to head into-- I thought for sure Tom put that one in. Nope, that was well as mine. It's very clever me. And now everyone in the chat, we're going to leave, because we're 90 seconds ahead. And everyone's going to be like, wait, show it. All right, folks, it's been fun hanging out with you this week. Thanks again for giving us Monday, Labor Day off. It was good with travel and everything that was going on with the team. But we're looking forward to being back with you next week.