I don't rise, 'cause baby court is back in session. This is season two. He's a real case, he's with real money on the line. He can go to hell, I'm not paying him nothing. She butchered my dog, Tierka. In my defense, he literally made this lady dog by race. He black in the face and white on that. (audience laughing) Your job is to be funny, and my job is to be funnier. Ooh, wait a minute, can you run that back? (laughing) That's it, that's it. You and your mama look like Snoop Dogg at two different ages. (audience laughing) He a chef, they cook nuggets. Yes. Does he have to ask people if they have nut allergies? (laughing) (upbeat music) What type of drugs you on? We gon' find out, though. Don't play with me, play the radio. I am Jack. I object to that caution tape outfit. Oh, shit. (laughing) (upbeat music) I'm getting my money back to that. How you know my verdict? (upbeat music) Y'all gon' miss 'em out and find out. For real, look, I tried. Y'all may have started, but I'm gon' settle it. Watch season two of "Miss Pat Settles" at starting July 31st on Wednesday nights at 10 p.m. Eastern on BET. Hey, it's white boy Chris. If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us. Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of "Rabbit, Miss Pat's Autobiography." Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon and while you're there, join our Facebook group. Welcome to another episode of "The Pat Down" here with Chris. And I'm here with Dia. And my special guest Trent is still here with us. Yes, he is. On this episode, we talk about how Dia thought he was gonna turn a lesbian to a woman. And she got up. She was already a woman. I mean, I mean, I mean, I don't know if I was her first penis either. Well, we gonna talk about how Dia had sex with a lesbian and she decided that it was she wanted. That's what happened when "Back Dick" come along. Stay tuned after this episode. Fuck you. 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Expaniated sitcom on VZ. - You are in a New York Times crossword. - Was that word? - That's why this is so ironic. (laughing) - Let me sound that out. I'm tryin' to sound the syllables out. - Let me see. - Epinomenus? - Epinemas, you promise? - I know the word, it means the same name as the, like Ms. Pat Show and Ms. Pat, it's epanonymous. - What's googling for me? Oh, I got your phone. (laughing) It's all, I made it into the New York Times crossword. People, I just love my fuckin' fame, but they be lookin' out for me, it's E-P-O-E-N. - I think it's Eponem. - Yeah, okay, AI is gonna help us. - Eponemas. - No, that's-- - They don't have the right E-I, out all E-I's tall like white people. No, they ain't got all E-I's and tall like girls. - You got how to pronounce this word. In English, designating a person giving the name to something or a thing named after a particular person or a group. - Oh, that mean the Ms. Pat Show and they ain't got the name. - Eponemas, you're doin' the stress. - Eponemas, yeah. - I said that. - Eponemas. - Eponemas, okay, I made it to the New York Times. - Congratulations, Pat. - The crossword puzzle. - A crossword puzzle. Some I never fuckin' play. - Doin' hard. - But it's been that before, it been that before because my neighbor told me one day she was doin' a crossword puzzle and I was on that. She was like, I knew it. I usually wasn't no shit like that from BET. - I don't know how they are gotten to puzzle, but. - Frussell. - Puzzles? (laughing) - Ask me them puzzles, I'm on them. (laughing) - Fuck it. - We've been doin' this so long today, I'm ready to eat. - I know that's right. I don't, I need to stop playin'. - Shout out to Ben Lickenstein who posted it in the group. - Thank you, Ben. - And then someone else reposted it. Elise Hertz. - Well, send it to me so I can put it on my page. - Oh, my Elise Hertz. (laughing) - Stupid. - Her name is Elise Hertz, and he said all my Elise Hertz. - Damn. - You're an idiot. - It's in the group, you can screen grab it right now. - I don't know, I don't even go in the group. Just screen grab it and give it to me, please. That'll be easier for me. - Trent is here, we should explain who Trent is, Ms. Peck. - Trent is my makeup artist, and I met Trent on a set of stars, right? - Yeah. - Why are you always actin' so fuckin' shot? What Trent, I like watching on the park, he got me a fuckin' stitches. So, if I send this to you, it ain't gon' ding, is it? - No. - No, we turned all that off. - Make a long story short, I went in to do the show called Stars, which lead down your head back in the day. And Trent, I sat down in somebody's chair, and it was not good. And I didn't have any-- - Koot. (laughing) - Say it one more time. - Manners. (laughing) - What is a five letter word for manners? - I didn't have any ethic. I don't know, I didn't know how to act on a set. I'm just a very honest person. And so, I said, you fucked me up. (laughing) I just got up out of the chair, and I said, "Look at that dude doin' brandy face, "he beatin' the shit out of her. "I'm not sayin' you can't do makeup, "I'ma tell you you can't do me." I said, "Now, I wanna sit down in this man chair." And the whole room froze. And everybody was just lookin' like, what the fuck? So, I'm so stupid. I go over to the sink in the trail, which you should not do 'cause that water is no good. And I wash my face. (laughing) - You shouldn't do it 'cause the water's bad. Not because it's fuckin' rude to the person who did your makeup. - Right. (laughing) Listen, 13 years in this game, I've never seen nobody get up and watch the makeup off. (laughing) I've never seen it, but I was delighted. (laughing) - He was delighted. - Did you know that she was bad at it? Did you just kept it here? - No, she was a mean lady. She gave us hell every single day. So when Miss Pat came in there and was like, you get this shit off my face. (laughing) - Were you happy that she spoke before? - Everybody was happy. - Yes. - 'Cause have you ever been in a similar situation where somebody didn't like the makeup and they just didn't say anything? - And you can tell? - Yes. - Yes. - And that's usually TV etiquette. You don't complain. You know, be happy that you got a job. So what they sent you out on TV and your wig is slid back behind your ears or your makeup color don't match. - That happened to me on Miss Pat's settles it. Jordan goes, "All right, who made them look like Trump?" (laughing) My makeup artist, who's great. I love her. She came back in. - I like genetics. (laughing) - But you know, but that's the thing. It's like, nobody can be honest. Nobody can really tell you how they feel in a, you know, what they need. - To be fair, there's a difference between being honest and saying this shit sucks. Get this off my face. (laughing) - That's being brutally honest. She's brutally honest, which is still honest. - Hey, could you tweak this or hey? No, what no tweaking? I said, "Ma'am, you don't understand. "I got spots in my face and that dabbing shit. "What are you doing?" And I just said, I said, "Look, "I'm not gonna say you can't do makeup. "I'm gonna say you can't do me. "I'm gonna go watch this out, huh?" - She wasn't the one for you. - She was not the one for me. - She wasn't a dream come true. - How do you know? How do you know when like your makeup looks good for you? What's that thing that has to do with you? - Well, I was saying next to you. - It's called mirror. (laughing) - You look at that motherfucker that you don't look right. Take this off. - I saw myself and said something was wrong. (laughing) Me, you don't look like me. - I think it's called a mirror. - A mirror. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I had on the same fucking shirt. No way. But yeah, I knew, I knew. 'Cause I mean, I know makeup and I know how TV do things. Well, I was learning to know how, actually that was the first set I was on 'cause Lee sent me that so I can get front, 'cause so I can get comfortable in front of a camera. And so when you're sitting there next to Brandy, the slinger, and he's doing Brandy, and you're looking at Brandy, and then you look at her-- - Shout out to Brandy. - Yeah, shout out to Brandy. You're looking in the mirror at yourself. You're like, "Who the fuck told her she can do makeup?" This is what I'm saying to him. I say, "Who the fuck?" This shit ain't adding up right. So I just said, and then Brandy is getting more and more beautiful, the makeup is just blending it. And my shit is just looking like I'm about to go to Walmart and be dragged behind a truck. And I said, "This shit ain't mix it." So I said, "Look, I had enough. This shit ain't for me." And I ran to the scene, and everybody in there just stopped. And they just looked at me. And I'm thinking, "What the fuck y'all looking at?" This shit don't look good. Y'all know this shit don't look good. Y'all niggas knew this bitch can do this. I mean, y'all knew this lady couldn't do this shit before I signed the chair. I should've known her because she was sitting on the chair. - And don't y'all go look at IMDB? (all laughing) - It was season three of Star. - And see, who did it the makeup? Do not do that. - So I'm sitting on the, she's sitting on the step. I walk in, and everybody looking like, "Uh, you better." I had that energy like bitchy, but I was sitting in the chair. - I felt that energy. - Has there been anything in the last, I don't know, year or so where she's done something that was like stunning but makes you laugh? - Pat made me laugh every single day. I'm around her. Pat is so unorthodox that she gonna do things her way, how she wanna do it. And that's just the consensus all across the board. - Yeah. - From when I met her 2019 to 2024 now. So I'm never surprised at anything. - Yeah. - You know, I really welcome it 'cause I like crazy shit. What's your favorite story? - I don't know, I got so many. I don't even wanna put Pat out there like that. I ain't not, I'm not a fucker. - You know what, it was so-- - It was spread to me and I will. - I had the same makeup artist on Ms. Pat's show. And then I wanted to make a change in hair and my makeup. 'Cause I felt like, you know, not that they wasn't doing a good job. I just felt like it was, I needed to be elevated some more. So when I went to the lady who was on my apartment, I never knew Trenton name. But I said, it's a gay guy who did my makeup. - Here I go again, I'm a gay guy again. Here I go. - And they just looked at you and said, you want me to find a gay guy that doesn't-- - No, no, I think the gay guy did my makeup on stars. What is his name? And everybody was like, Trenton. 'Cause everybody in the business, by the time I heard that story about me. And I jumped in Trent chair. And so she was like, Trenton, can you go find him? I said, is that his name? And I said, I wanna see if he would do my makeup. So she made a phone call. And we got him. I was like, finally, we back together. And we didn't, he didn't really fucking know me. And bam, the fucking strike hit. - Yeah. - And the strike hit. And I was like, well, fuck. So I said, I'm on tour. Would you like to go on tour with me? And that way you can kind of get the know me, you know? 'Cause Trenton is very quiet until you fucking let him lose. I tell her, I said, Nick, I'm dragging you to my open mic. When I tell you, he's fucking Joan, and he's fucking alert. Like he come all in, prissy, non-gay, I mean, professional. Non-gay. - Non-gay. - Non-gay. - You were professional. That was like me talking about, you realize what you just did, right? That was like me saying, you know, Miss Pat's not like herself, she's professional. (laughing) - Big gay, big, non-gay. - Non-gay. - Dixie-side, please. - Yeah. - Please move the dicks. (laughing) - Coming in non-gay. Take that out of your mouth. Let's have a conversation about business. - He was just, oh, you know, when you don't know him, he don't talk. Oh my God. He be like, Sam, bitch, let me do your makeup. - Oh, no, no, say that. - He don't say it like that, but sometimes I take it like that. (laughing) He never late. He's never fucking late. - I was late too many at one time. - It's not a gay thing or a true thing. - No, it's a professional thing, because you don't want to make your client wait ever. You can wait, but they should never have to wait on them. And figure out where they glam, when they gave you a specific time to be there. And when Pat, like, I think like the fourth time I came up to radio station, she said, "Damn, you ain't never late." I said, "Did you use the people being late?" - Yes, I was. I was very much so used to people not being on time, right? - Yes, makeup artist, hairstylist, wardrobe stylist, anytime somebody's hiring you for a job, make sure you're there on time. - Especially on a TV show where there's so many different departments relying on you. - Even if you're not going to a TV show, you can just be going to their house. You can be going to their hotel room, be on time, because time is of the essence. If they got the rush because of you, then that's a problem. - And that's what I really liked about it. And we clicked too. And we were on the same age. So it was, you know, it was almost having like a black girlfriend with you all the time. - Well, you know, a guy friend. - Yeah, a guy friend. (laughing) 'Cause he listen, I mean, and then he can't, you know, and I'm the type of person I always try to be, you know, I'm open to, you can tell me when I'm wrong, you know, and if I'm talking, we having a conversation. And I'd be like, well, what do you think? I, you know, you probably won't get there from a lot of people you consider to be a star or who you working with. But I'm open to say when I'm wrong, I want you to be honest with me. And that's what I like about it. We have real conversations. And, you know, that was times when he was like, "Who, Miss Pat, you need to do this." (laughing) - 'Cause Miss Pat be like, "Oh, that's a pet." You know, that ain't right, what the hell are you doing? - Yeah, that was times he's like, "I'll be fussy, like, come on, be Pat." And that's been times we got into arguments. And then, you know, and then that's what-- - When you argue, is it something makeup related, or is it, you know, personal, is business, what are-- - I don't know, working with Pat feels like family, in a sense, because I knew Miss Pat's growing up. You know, I've met her before, I met her. You know what I'm saying? - I do. - It's about all kinds of things, because we know similar situations. We're really not that different. - No, we're not. - Just bank account-wise, that's it. (laughing) - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - No, she's not gay, but she produced gay. (laughing) - Don't get him started, don't get him started. - I'll have Nike on later. (laughing) - I mean, but it's nothing like, you know, getting a team to work with you, where you feel like family. You know, and I call a tree, you're like, "Damn, you always got something going on." But I love it because, you know, we argue, but we have conversations, and I like the work environment. You know, and I like being able to, I've been in that situation where I've had people work for me and I could not stand and look at them. And I remember Trent coming to me one day and he said, "If a person walk into a room like that "and make you feel that a way, "then y'all need to part ways." - Facts. - If they change your whole mood, they gotta get away from that, yeah. - And that's why I made some changes, because there was times that I just didn't, you know, when I can't stand to see you, the side of you, then I'm uncomfortable. I'm not, you know, and I'm-- - And did you gotta work too? - Yeah, it turned out-- - And did you gotta work? - Yeah. - I don't think people have an appreciation for how much time you spend together when you're on a TV set, for instance, or-- - Tour. - When we're doing this, we're here for a couple days and we're hanging out and we're eating dinner together and lunch and breakfast and-- - Most people just see the finished product, but not all the processes, you know, working. - Yeah, I mean, Trent, the makeup artist, you know, I see him at least three full times a week. - Yeah. - And the same with her. I see that person at least as much as I see Trent. - And the cool thing is you can choose your co-workers. You don't have to like go to a job. - No, right. - Like the nursing dental job or whatever you had where you're just like, ugh, I don't wanna see the bird lady that gives me the, what was this thing called? - The bird lady. - The her humidifier thing, what was it? - What are you talking about? - The gift that you got. - Oh, she gave me that barometer. - Barometer, yeah. - Barometer is right later one time. - I know what you're talking about. - Fucking Christmas gifts that she gave me a barometer. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? At the party, it was like, it's a barometer. She watches bird, what the fuck they gotta do with me? Bitch, I paid $10 for your gift. You gave me a fucking barometer that you had at the house. - Pat, so like of all the situations, 'cause you've worked in radio, you've worked in TV, movies, podcasting, writing that, like what work environment do you like best? - I like the comedy, because when you working on a set, there's rules, people can get upset and call the union. Oh my God, they made me feel uncomfortable. Shut the fuck up. They got a union, and the union don't fucking play. They get cried by every fucking thing. I got the organ with Trent when they was like, I have two minutes on my break. I was like, fuck your break. He said, I'm a union, fuck your union. Don't talk to me, I have two months over. - And he literally would not fucking move up the union, so fuck your union. And so we got into a big-ass argument, because it was my half-person too. - Leaking out again, that Republican reality. - You can't treat people like that in the union. You have to fuck, I can't. Let's get an early start. So. - I'll be like, no. - There is something, like when we go and do live podcast, or I've met you on the road, like there is something fun about you all just hanging out, backstage, it's like five of you, the five people you like being around, you're just in a city. - Well, like I said, I like standing up, because there's really no rules. All I ask for is respect, be on time, get me ready, 'cause once you get me ready, it's a pretty much laid-back environment. After that, you ain't, I don't need that much touching. It's just, in the beginning, my whole thing just get me ready so I can go, like if I went to the Emmys, and all you had to do was do my hair and makeup. Once I get there, I'm gone. - You also get to meet your audience immediately after. You know, with TV, you kind of just read comments. You don't actually get to meet people that enjoy the content. - Well, that's why I always throw a party too. And don't forget, yeah, it's coming soon. It's coming soon. We're gonna talk about that correct baby party for 2025. But that's why I like to, I'm a people person, so I like to get to know people. And, you know, I'm human. So that's my way, when I throw that party, that's my way of giving back to the community. So I like comedy, you know, that's the environment I like to be in, you know, and there's no rules. You know, say for instance, if we up here shooting the ship on the set and the wrong person here, no, I forbid, or the wrong person here me, you know, 'cause Triss, this just says that. Well, me and Triss, Triss comes me since it's two sometimes. - Boy, the heckers. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, it's killing Marari back there, Marari. It's snorting. - You know, with the wrong person here that they can go report it to the union and I can get in trouble for discrimination or sexual discrimination. I'm like, no, he call me a boy, but I can, but they didn't hear that part. - Right. - But you can't do that on set. - You can't use that as your reputation. - I only call them a sissy 'cause you call me a boy. - Yeah. - You gotta get both sides. - But we're from an era where, you know, you heard everything. You know, we didn't take offense to everything. Stuff made us stronger. It made us rise up in a different way. I think now the world is so sensitive that almost like, feel bad for comedians in a way, 'cause you know, comedy used to be like hardcore. - Yeah, what it is. - But you could say anything, and you know, and it was just your experience, you know? - The people who are offended push back on the people who are doing the quote unquote offending and they just let them bully them. Like, there has to be a point in time where you can say, look, I said this in a specific instance in a specific context, and that's exactly what I was talking about. I'm not talking about everything else outside of it. - I'm not generalizing it. - You know what I mean? - Yeah. - It's, when you go into a comedy club or anything that has comedy related, you should know that whatever is said in there is meant in jest. - Yes. - And that whatever offends your sensibilities, that wasn't the intent, even if that was the outcome. - We had a conversation this week with our five year old who, she made a joke, at my expense, and I was like, well, that just wasn't funny, you know? And that wasn't 'cause I was offended. It's just like, you're punching down and comparing your two dads, and that is not funny. Like, you can say you're joking, but like, and so Reagan goes, you're not funny if everybody's not laughing, right? There's a certain, like, I think, way to do comedy where you're not punching down on people, you're not making fun of people. - Even if you- - Not trying to hurt people's feelings in the process. - Even if you are, it's in the context of joking. - Right. - So it's, this isn't my serious opinion. I'm saying it because I think it's funny. I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, but it's because if I heard you say, D.I, you're so skinny, you could walk under a door, right? - Right. - Well, you may be able to see me doing that and that'd be comical to you. Now, if it's not funny to me, I just have, I can't take away the fact that it's funny to whoever said it. So, and I think that's the biggest disconnect with, especially in comedy, is that people get offended and all of a sudden, no, you're not allowed to make jokes about that. It's like, no, just because you didn't find it funny, doesn't mean it's not funny to somebody else. - Contact matters, and then the use of the joke matters. - Well, a lot of times when people get offended by shit, because you don't hit the nail on the head. - If the shoe fit, you gotta wear it. - Yeah, so, you know, like when people say, like I always say, whenever I see a pastor, black or white talk about the gay community, it's because they're gay and they have not come out yet. Oh, they're fucking somebody. - Not all the time, baby. - No, they got those thoughts in their heads, or they're fucking somebody undercover, or they're gay. - That reminds me of that video, like the gay guy in the pastor in the hotel room, he's like, now you gonna pay me my money or I'm gonna expose you. Those are your options. - Yeah, so, this is the man who probably go and preach about getting this dick sucked, don't get your dick sucked by somebody who looked like you. And then out there paying this man all this time, and he was short one day and he got his clothes. That's exactly what people always say, I was in a meeting one time, and it was about the abortion episode. And all this producer did not like that abortion episode. And I asked her, I said, is it because I'm hitting home for you? And the person ended up quitting. They ended up leaving their job there. I can't take no more of the Ms. Pasture. You can't take no more of the Ms. Pasture bitch, because I was hitting home for you, and it's a dough that you close and you wanna pretend like it did not exist. When I see El Camino's, I don't ride in them because my mama, boyfriend, molest me in them. I don't wanna see a fucking El Camino car. I don't wanna ride in the El Camino car. I don't want you talking about El Camino. - They discontinued it. - But some old niggas still got one 'cause I seen it. - I ain't seen that truck car in solo home. - Yeah, I even had somebody try to sell me one. I said, I cannot buy a molesto mobile. - Oh my God. (laughing) That man touched me in that car. I don't wanna fucking ride in that little ugly ass car. - Are you trying to take away other people's ability to ride in that car? - No, I'm just telling you. - That's the disconnect is the people who get offended try to take away the ability for other people. It's like, no, you didn't like the joke. - You cannot exist and let alone speak into a microphone without pissing somebody off. - You can't. - It's just impossible. - I don't give a fuck. I mean, I just tell people, it's like when old girl threw my party and she threw it across the street from the graveyard that I got molested in. I said, well, you should have told me you was gonna have a party over here. I said, hey, that one of my boyfriend molestos I didn't agree across the street, which was funny 40 years later. 'Cause nobody knew. - I did not know this which party wasn't. - I mean, he wasn't. - It was a 50th birthday party y'all that Kuisha threw for me. And I pull up and I'm like, bitch. And it was funny. - In the graveyard, man? - Yes. - He didn't want no witnesses. - No speaking with us. - So I go to Jordan and I said, I don't know if this funny, but it's funny to me. And he was like, well, I was like, this is the graveyard. I talk about getting molested. We did a whole episode of it. About part, my 50th birthday party was right there. - You think this person knew that? - No, the person didn't know that. No, I had never really told anybody. - Oh, okay, okay. - So they just happened to pick that place that was across the street for the graveyard, which I laughed and I said it. I said, hey, y'all, I don't know if you noticed, but this is where I got molested at. And everybody was like, ugh! - Then fucked up if there's a El Camino dealership. - Yeah, right. (both laughing) - They had a El Camino limo to the party. - Okay. - And somebody gifted her one with a bow on restore it. - But I've had somebody try to sell me one. And I was like, I came by that, come on, I came. But I'm not gonna knock you. If you in the El Camino, I'm not gonna walk up and kick your dough 'cause that's not where I got molested. It just looked like that. - Right. - There's definitely a level of understanding that people who get offended need to have. It's like most people didn't wake up today and try to offend you. And in that process, there's gotta be some grace. Like, you know what? Did Dave Chappelle attack trans people 'cause he hates trans people? No, but do they dislike his jokes? Yes. - Right. - Not all of 'em. Some-- - Exactly. - Exactly. - There's also an exactly. - That was a joke that Ashley called me. And she said, I said, Ashley, is it offended? She said that impossible pussy had her hollin'. That joke there. And she was like, it really not. She said he really just telling the truth. So a lot of time when you tell the truth out loud about a group of people, and you know, they feel some type of way. It's like if you're not in the group and you're telling truths about people in that group, they have the right to feel some type of way. - Now thanks to social media and media in general, there's whole industries dedicated to offending different groups. Like you're incentivized to have opinions that are offensive. - Like those people who go around making those fucking videos of food influencers who, you know, I showed Chris's video. This guy goes to this casino in Vegas and takes all the fucking lobster, right? And they're like, hey, you can't do that. And he's like, well, that's not what the policy says. He's being a dick. He has the right to be a dick. But it's like, you can't offend people. - And then once they're offended, you can't dismiss their offense. - That's why the weird thing really bothers Trump and all of them and why it's so effective. It's for the first time in like, you know, Biden's thing was always, well, you have to get offended and democracy's ending blah, blah, blah. Where walls and hairs come along and just go, yeah, that's weird. All right, so let's talk about what we want to talk about. And it takes the air out of that like offensive politics of Donald Trump because it kind of takes the power out of it. And then sometimes beginning offended is exactly what these people want. It's what gives them their power. - I, you know, mean, I didn't get offended when Trump said the blacks. I said, he's stupid. We've been unchanged our race. - What's our reason? - Yeah, what are you? - I'm Patricia Williams-Lee. - Can I be Patricia Williams-Lee? - Well, I think he needed his views. - But what you check it, what box do you check other? - Yeah. - I don't check any box. I always skip the race box 'cause-- - Do you have pronouns? - No, I don't, bitch. - Those are your pronouns? - No, I don't say it. - I'm pretty sure you have one pronoun in your name, this. (laughing) - Your whole brand is a pronoun. (laughing) - Well, what is your pronoun? - Jacob. - Him? - Him? - I'm hungry. (laughing) - I mean, that's not what I identify as, you know, that's why when Trump says stupid shit like that, I'm like, oh, whatever. - But see, he's not even saying that to us. He's saying it to the people he knows wants to hear it. - That's very much true. He's not, Trump's never talked to black people. - Mm-mm. - About anything we want to talk about. - Well, he bought them chicken sandwiches. And chicken bread. - Oh yeah. - I don't know what you're all talking about. I've never done more for black people. - Oh, you sounds. - Better than Abraham Lincoln. Just tremendous, many people are saying it. (laughing) - You sounds just like-- - I love black people. - Especially the black ones. - Oh my, the black is the better black ones. - The really black ones. - The sweeter the black ones. - The very the Jews. - I like the ones that are so black when the lights go out, he go out. - Damn. - Yeah. I mean, if you take, there has to be grace, right? - Yeah. - You have to have grace for people being themselves. - In everything. - There's a certain level of ignorance with each individual when it comes to things they don't know about. Like the communities. - What's the most ignition you've seen, Trent? - And I came and think it off the top of my head. - Was it, was it her washing the make-up or? (laughing) - Was it something Miss Pat did? (laughing) - No, no, no. You know, one of the most ignorance thing in the world is that when we talk about black on black crimes and we've, and when we talk about police brutality and stuff and people run to the comments where black people are killing each other too, I don't think that they understand that black people were made to living projects and not able to buy homes and get loans from banks. So we had to be confined to an area that's called affectionately called the ghetto and then the ghetto a number poverty. So we talked earlier about that when people don't have money to do what they need, whether they turn to crime. And then when that world sits back and say, why are they like that? When they created this whole world and this whole thing for us that no one else has to endure. - And then they have the audacity. - Do we have Trento here? I only see half of him. - Here he looks tremendous, he looks amazing. - So that's one of the stupidest things. - When they say black on black, they say, when they say black on black crime, we're killing each other. And then when the police shoot us, they don't have feelings, this was pisses me out because I'm like, black on black crime is different from when the police kill you. We pay the police to protect us. I didn't pay that nigga or whoever those two PPLs, the same race to killing each other. That ain't got nothing to do with that. Taxes ain't involved. You put on a uniform, you take an oath. We pay you for protection, but instead you kill us. That's why they don't understand what black on black crime versus a white officer killing the police. I mean, killing a black person. - But see, I think they do understand that though. I mean, 'cause you can generate so much narrative behind black on black crime when it comes to legislation and policy and how you get people to interact with other people. If I demonize you every single day and then people who never see you, all they see is the bad things about you, what does that do? - In reality. - That creates a perception. - In reality, the way that a lot of white conservatives use it is it's a mechanism to allow you to move on. 'Cause they don't really care, so they just bring this up so then they go, "Well, y'all figure that out and then we can talk about this." But until then I'm just gonna work. - It's a kick and a can, yeah. Exactly. - Well, welcome to America. But I care, I care a lot. - You? - Is that why you picked JD? Who? (all laughing) Can somebody tell me why JD got on Adliner? - Yeah, but Brie got his ass. - Bad makeup person. - Trent, can you explain? - It brings out his ass. - Well, he looked like a fucking, he looked like he should be a part of the Adam family. - Damn. - You haven't noticed he looked just like the Adam family? - He looks like one of them. - And when they put him on the Adliner, it just makes him look evil. He looked like a woman hater. - Is he the body of the hand character? (all laughing) - What was that? - You know the hand on Adam family, just the hand? - Somebody did a side by side who said he looks like he's about to steal Peewee's bike. (all laughing) - Why, I don't understand why they highlight his eyes like that. They shouldn't do that. - His wife said that's just how his eyes are and they're naturally that black. - That's a goddamn lie. They put him on, what is that, L'Oreal or Revlon? - You got to be F Cosmetics. - What do you think? You're looking at the photo, Jamie. - What is F Cosmetics? Isn't the Adliner? - He's a, I don't know if that's the Adliner. - There is a, the thing about these national conservatives, there's a Metro-- - That's my Adliner? - There's a Metro sexuality. - That's fucking the Adliner. - That's the Adliner. - If you don't believe me, make him sweat. - He might be trend. - He married. - That beard isn't a little whiskey. - I don't mean anything. - He might be trend. - That means nothing. - He's married. - That means nothing. - Trans people get married. - But not to women. - Yet again. - They do. - They got kids. - I'm going to sit back for this one. Let's explain this to her. - Decomposit. It's Decomposit. (laughing) - Hi, I've been saying that for years. - Not who got it. - Kaitlyn Jenner can still get somebody pregnant. - Yes. With the gnar of the fingers. (laughing) - Wait a minute, Kaitlyn killed a guy. - So you did. (laughing) (laughing) - You might be true. - You might be true. - I just do this the rest of the show. - Hey, tell the man, she's so good. (laughing) - Kaitlyn killed a guy. - That was so funny, dude. (laughing) - So why would you call him for him to be trans? He had to be a girl. - Boy, boy. - But he has a boy now. - Yeah. I said he may be trans. I didn't say he was trans. - A lot of them dress up. - They want a guy getting trouble. - Yes. - All his pictures. - Yeah. - His guy's name. - Well, that was the one who was, was fucking his sucking his out of the capitol business. (laughing) He was butt naked in the cap. - Oh, are you talking about the young staffer guy? - Yeah. - Okay, yeah, who did the video? - Yeah. - He was one of his second dick in the cap. - Wait, wait, I don't know. - He was bottoming. I've got a photo of it. - Ah. - He was taking new pictures of himself in the capitol. - He was doing what? - And he was taking new pictures. - In a chamber where they do the votes at, they was having sex in there. - Yeah. - Yeah, but they get butt sex. - I don't remember that guy. - Would you like to get to know him? - No, ma'am. - Yeah, so the right photo is what was going on in the judiciary room? - Is that you? - No, no, that was a senator saying he, that's him there. - Is there any way you can get on the camera so that... - No. - I don't think so. (laughing) - Would you want to see him bit over? - That's, I just want the audience listening. - You want to see his booty hole for it? - I don't. - I will send it to Kate and she can put it on. - So, you know, I talk to, I try to put this on the Ms. Pet Show but it didn't work out. And in Chicago, they were spitting people booty hole to put their DNA in the main booty hole so they could-- - The Cook County Jail. - So they could write home and say that their relative was raped 'cause anytime your DNA go into somebody else's-- - They would knock you out and spin your booty hole. (laughing) - What jail was this? - Chicago, Cook County. - I don't think I'll get in trouble, Chicago. (laughing) - You do what? You do not want them to get spitting your booty hole, shit. - Where was it? - Just go to Chicago. (laughing) - Can I get the cable? (laughing) - He said, "I will go to Chicago." (laughing) - Who want that booty hole spitting? And is that a sexual move? - You ain't never spitting your booty hole. That's your booty hole spitting? - No, I don't play with asses. - Sometimes you're not spitting the booty hole. - You eat booty? - Why? - No, I don't eat booty 'cause you gotta lube it up if you goin' in there. - Oh. - Sometimes you gotta spit on it. - What? - You speak it from experience? - I have spit on my penis in order to put it in somebody's butt hole before it, yes. - Oh, wow. - How big is your dick that you can spit on? - Rory, all right. - No, how big is it hole? (laughing) - What would you-- - No, but that's where poop comes out, right? - Yeah. (laughing) - The first time I had anal sex, I didn't do it on purpose. She was a big girl. I thought I was in the right hole. - It's true. There's found out I was in the wrong hole the next morning and I was pissed. - Trust me, everything's-- - Oh my gosh, shit was all you did? - No, you wasn't pissed. - She was shit. - She goes, you know you fucked me in the ass last night. I go, what? (laughing) - Everything sort of feels like it down with a big girl. - Yeah. - So, you've never been in the ass before, right? - Huh? (laughing) - You can eat it? - He's asking for-- - Oh, okay. Okay. What is this rating? - Yo, the good county. (laughing) - It's spinning, I'm just playing. - You can be as honest as you want. - You too. That's why she asked you. (laughing) - Hello. - You never had anything in the world? - No. - Don't start a night. - No. - How many people spinning a boot hole, girl? - No. - No. One girl tried to touch it once and I was like, "Get up." - I can imagine a boot hole like five rays, like eight. - Well, me and a like and they ask eight now these days, like straight men. They're liking it more and more now. - My old school. - Yeah, me too. - You ain't old school. You wouldn't ask, though. - Not on purpose. - It was an accident. - It don't matter. - So were you with a big girl? - No. - Yeah, it's a trick that he is. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, but I didn't know, you know? I didn't know she was big or not. - Oh, no. - So you didn't know what hole you was in? - I didn't-- - I was in a full. - So you fucking crevices and shit. - Yeah, but it all feels moist. - Sometimes. - Yeah, I do. - So you fucking a fat girl upon the owner? - Not under her arm. - She was in the general area. - I was in the general area, yeah. - Well, most fat girls, if they don't like you, we let you fuck us in our navels. (laughing) - Smells the same. - Do you say maybe I think I'll pregnant? - Yeah. And if we want to have a baby body, we just let it roll down to the vagina. - I'm fucking gross. - Pat. - Yeah. (laughing) - I mean, kiss me. - Oh, you got Nike. - It is so slow. - Most fat girl stomach is only vagina. It's not far apart. It's only far apart when you land down and they go up and they go down. - You did complain about your kiss. - But when you bring it back together-- - You're super smothering your vaginaries. - Yeah. - Same can be said for the vagina in the asshole 'cause he was in it. - True. - And when nobody in my asshole, I don't play with my asshole. My asshole is hard to wipe. - Yeah, very good. - So it can't have any damages. - But you got a bad day now. - Yeah, but I tried to bad day. It don't really get me clean. - Okay. - 'Cause you know, like I have to, my booty is closed together. So you have to like spread it. - Well, everybody's booty should be closed. (laughing) - They got a booty open in the head. (laughing) - Like booty forceps. (laughing) - Kiggy. (laughing) - A busy college? (laughing) - A busy college? (laughing) - Who the fuck is a busy college? - You wanna explain what a busy is? (laughing) Deon was in one. - Oh. - No, I was not. - I was a-- - A busy. We call it a busy. - Oh, okay. That's a strictly male thing. - Yes. - All right, yes. - Yes. - I thought that was the end of the busy. - Yeah, that's a busy. - That is not the end of the busy. - That's not the end of the busy. - Yeah, it's don't give-- - It was just for one night. Like, looped with only for one night. - No, sir. It's never happened. - You did find that lady in the ass. You said it. - I didn't do that on purpose. - It don't matter what, listen. You can kill somebody. I ain't kill them on purpose. You still kill them. (laughing) - You kill that ass. - Yeah, but that's murder. - You just hold that ass up. - That's not murder. - But it still, they still dead. - You did some ass slaughtering. - I was very upset the next day. - But not the day of her. You know that-- - I didn't know, I have a cool, Trent. - How big was she? - She was pretty big. (laughing) - She was pretty big. - Yeah, yeah. - Trent says you gay. - You mistaking her whole. - Says you gay. Who sucked dick better? Me and a women. - I'm not sure. (laughing) You get somebody who know how to do that job. You just know how to do it. (laughing) Like, you got women that, you know, I've had experiences with women, just as good as I had with men. Because some people really like, get into what they doing. Like, some people are sexual creatures. - Yeah. - We're gonna make sure you please when you leave out of there. So I don't give that trophy to either or, just whoever, just know what the fuck they doing. - Mm. - To me. - Miss Pat, I would agree too. - Do you consider yourself a sexual creature? - No. - I consider myself a creature who liked to sleep. (laughing) Not at all, she said. - No, I-- - Yeah, by the time Miss Pat was 17, she had nine kids. They always had girls, so she probably-- - You and Garrett, I was thinking about this in the shower this morning. You and Garrett have separate rooms. Who tiptoes into where are y'all staying to yourselves? - He comes over. I don't like his-- - He comes over. (laughing) - In the same house. - I don't like his bed, his bed is really hard. - Yeah. - And he don't like her temperature. (laughing) 'Cause it's really hard. (laughing) 'Cause I'll be in the pet room, do I make up a couple, I'll be like, Pat. - So he don't, I mean, he will say, if you cut off the heater, I come over. (laughing) - It's funny to me. - It's funny to me. - 90 outside and 90 is-- - Stiffillations to meet my life in the bedroom. - You two have you up text messages with each other. - What we do, we text each other, I call him in the morning, how you doing? Good morning. - What's up? - And I really thought the separate bedroom thing I was gonna hate, but I actually fucking love it. - Yeah. - It is so, I mean to, 'cause I mean, I wake up at four o'clock in the morning, he don't wake up at four o'clock in the morning. You know, I like to watch TV late, that man go to bed at seven o'clock. I don't have to hear, "Cut that fucker TV." I, he like to sleep with everything off. - Me too. - I don't, I'm scared. - I like it so dark. - I don't, you not gonna be able to identify who raped you. - As long as it's good, come back tomorrow. - I think it was the man in the other bedroom. (laughing) So, I don't like it dark like that. I don't, I like it some lights on him, very scary. And he like, he would literally put a sound on his phone to go to sleep with. I'm not doing all that shit. Man, let me watch TV, so. - Were you blessed to have two bedrooms, y'all can go, different bedrooms, you can go to a lot of, a lot of husband and wives can't do that. - And then, he, me and his shit, ain't my shit. - Right. - I was tired of smelling it. (laughing) - And then you haven't even got a 30 years, so I mean. - Yeah, so I'm gonna get the shit in my own toilet. And it's just, it's so much nicer. We, we, we don't argue. - Did you get from your closet by being a bigger one? - No, I got my own closet. I still got my shit in that room. I got my own closet. I just got a room, I can go and have pizza. And I love the pizza that I have. And I, - Do you, your wife sleep in a separate bedroom? - No, we're in the same bedroom. I totally, I would definitely, for the same reason she's talking about, I like having my own room, my own space, things in my own way, you know. And sharing a room, I think, drives me crazy a little bit. - What about you and the busy lady? - What? (laughing) - You know that house belonged to her. I was there for a night. - Oh, okay. (laughing) - A big old woman from San Antonio. - I think I know who you fucked. - No. - Yes, I did. - You're thinking of one of the big girls, but that wasn't her. - Okay. - You don't know this one. - Okay. - You're a chubby chasing? - No. I like who likes me. It's not my fault that big girls, - He's so, if you're a nice person. - Would you fuck somebody criper? - Absolutely. - What the fuck is criper? - It's there against the bloods. (laughing) - There against the bloods, Chrissy. - We gotta stop all this gang war. (laughing) The bloods of the crippers are covered across the border. (laughing) - He just got-- - The blooders, the blooders of the crippers. - The blood on the crippers. - We're going to hell. - The birds of the crippers, yeah. - I think everybody has sexual value. - Okay, so you would fuck a nigga. - No. - You say you like who like you? - I'm not attracted to men. - But you say you like who like you? - I like, yeah, I will talk to people. - But you fuck somebody with Down Syndrome? - If the right circumstances happen, he has probably-- - Oh man, you'll be shamed yourself. - No, why? - They're people. - They're people. - They're people. - Oh, I don't deny that they're people, but they-- - So you don't think you can fall in love with a gay Down Syndrome person? - No. - Are there gay Down Syndrome people? - Yes. - I'm googling this. - What? - Their algorithm's gonna be awful. - You're right, I'm not googling. - I got a Down Syndrome cousin, and I had a lot of experience, you know, just being around, and I know that they're not on a level to be with someone that's maybe-- - I think there's levels-- - I don't treat people based off how they appear to me. - Yeah. - Okay, all right. - They just have to appear woman. - They just got out. - I'm attracted to females, yes. - Right, what about trains? - No. - They appear as female. - No. - They just gotta have a pussy. - Yeah. - Well, there's some of them who have it. - Yeah. - Would you fuck a lesbian or stutter? - I have fucked a lesbian before. - A stutter. - Really? - Yeah. You've fucked a nigga bitch. - With Ashley? - What was the attraction? - She was cute in the face. - You like to mask him in energy? - No, she was very feminine until we started fucking, and she was like, "It hurts." I was like, "Yeah, it's organic." That's what real big does. (laughing) - So she told you to take your fingers out. (laughing) - No, she told you to take your fingers out. - No, I didn't finger her. - Did you finish it? - No, she said she couldn't take it. I was like, "Okay, so I stopped. "I'm out. "I'm not gonna rape this girl, Jesus." - Some time when they say, "Stop at me and keep going." - No, she was like, it hurts, I was like, "Okay." - I was like, "Okay." - I was like, "Okay." - I'm sorry. - She didn't know how to position herself to make it better. - Mm-hmm. - And you didn't know how to get her to talk about through the-- - I didn't, I wasn't. - When she said, "Stop," I said, "Okay." - I said, "Okay." - Well, what man wanted to try dick? She was probably drinking. I don't know. - Yeah, I'll always fucking-- - Oh, that was a day when you were drunk. - Yeah, I'll always fucking enlist me when they get drunk. - Yeah. - So why is it all my responsibility and not all her? - 'Cause you knew better. - No. - How did I know better? - 'Cause she was gay. - I'm Team Deon. - You took advantage of her. - I didn't take advantage of her. - I stopped when she said, "Stop." - But she never wanted you to start. - Two drinks. - Yes, she did. - She was drunk. - No, she wasn't asking you something. - If Trent get drunk-- - I don't have sex with drunk people at all. - If Trent get drunk and he suck his dick, that's taking advantage of him. - What? - Well, Pat, I ain't sucking nobody dick. - No, I'm saying if he sucked your dick and you was drunk, that's taking advantage of you. - I don't think how Deon could get that drunk. - I'm talking about you. - No, that's why I don't drink. - First of all, he said that's why I don't drink. - That's from that point. - No, I didn't think that was taking advantage of her. - No, no, she wasn't inebriated. She had a couple inebriated. - They were out, they had a couple drinks. - We were hanging out with a group before you wanted to try-- - How did it go to that, though? Like, y'all was just hanging out with Free. - We were hanging out at her bar. It was after a comedy show. Everybody's hanging out, we were just talking. And she starts flirting with me. And I was like, "You gay? "You going somewhere?" I fucked you up for real. And she was like, "Oh, yeah, bet." And I was like, "Okay." So we went back to the crib. "Start having sex." She did not like it. She said it hurt. I stopped. I said, "Okay, that's fine." She got up and left, and that was the end of it. - Did you see again? - We worked together. I'll tell you what it is after the podcast, 'cause you know who it is. - And did she keep going? - Well, being gay? - No, she stopped. - Yeah. - You didn't change her? - Not to my knowledge. - So they do go back. - Oh, man. - Well, one thing we know Deanna don't have, he don't have that changeable dick. He have that tap out dick. - I didn't get to finish, so let's put him-- - Qualifiers and modifiers on him. - But how long did she say stop? - Like two or three minutes. - Oh. - Yeah. - Why you say, oh, like-- - She couldn't handle it. That's fine. Some people can't. - So he packing over here. - Yeah, a little bit. - All right. (laughing) - It's so sad, right? - I don't understand why y'all making this so weird. Like, people can be by saying-- - I've been saying it weird. - It's not nice. It's not a nice thing to say. - He asking you 'cause you're so sexy. Oh. - Oh. - Yeah. - I'm just thinking, I mean, listen. From my lifestyle, it ain't nothing new to me. (laughing) - We know. - It ain't new. (laughing) - Shit, I fuckin' knew it. - All right, well, that's the end of this episode. (laughing) Deanna fucked the lesbian. (laughing) - Many, many years ago. - I'm masculine lesbian. - Thank y'all so much for tuning in to another episode of The Pac Down. Make sure you check out my website at mispac.com for all of my social media, my tour dates, my book. Make sure you spread the word about my podcast. Please rate and review. Please rate and review and share. Thank y'all so much, y'all. I've been Miss Pat. (upbeat music) (upbeat music)
