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High Plains Drifter (Clint Eastwood)
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You don't want your shops or your houses burned. You don't want your women touched. You don't want anything to happen. (upbeat music) You're afraid to do anything about it. (upbeat music) This stranger's got everybody in this town, each other strokes. (upbeat music) Who are you? (upbeat music) Clint Eastwood. High Plains Drifter. Rated R. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) It's a beautiful hat. Okay, we open up right on the high plains. There's somebody drifting, Tokyo drifting through these plains. I noticed that horse, it was dripping on sideways. He ghost whipped that pony. It's our man, the stranger. He has no name. He's never referred to. He's the man with no name, if you will, which is once again calling upon his spaghetti western past. Yeah, that would deflate my dick on that one. Okay. He's entering the town of Lago, which I believe is Spanish for Lake. Murray, I gotta tell you right now, I'm impressed by your Spanish skills. You've been doing lingoing? Ah, see. (laughing) You guys did not get to see Murray search into the recesses of that. I'm still learning. (laughing) So it's a town on a Lago. (laughing) It's a mining town. It is a mining town, yes. So we get that nice. It's a faraway pinning shot. You see the heat waves coming off the ground as he's coming into this town. That's the one thing about all these fucking western movies. Usually they are shot in the fucking desert. A beautiful fucking landscape. I loved it. I think it was somewhere in California. He rides into town. This wasn't like you were saying. I think we saw in that civil dancing movie we did the fake. Yes, we saw. They built a real fucking town for this movie. LA Bounty is where we saw that in. No, they built a fucking, and I was looking at it when I watched it this morning. I was looking at all the foundation, everything. They fucking built this little fucking town out. They burned it down at the end. Yeah, and they painted it red. Paint that fucking red. So the stranger just rolls into town. This is like the old west. Nothing's happening. There's no TV. There's no internet. When somebody comes down, you notice. Right, except that I don't even know what to compare it to. That's when the Trump mobile comes driving down. You stop for a minute. You're like, "What the fuck is going on here?" They looked at him. You could say that stranger is Trump taking over the Republican party. Because it's a town full of fucking nuts, and this man is a nut. But he's not a con man. He's not a con man. That's true. He actually has... He actually has an ideology, if you will. You might not agree with it. Yeah. Fuck everybody. Yeah. Literally. And she is a tool of God or Satan. Take your choice. A punishment. Yeah. He's there to punish this town. That deserves to be punished. Would you say that this is a spin on the Christmas Carol? Because there was three ghosts. No, that was a warning. This is like I'm coming to punish you. This is no longer the warning. We're in step two. You're getting the punishment. Yeah. Okay. So he rides into town. Everyone's like, "Oh my God. Who's that?" You know. It's a very cool way to open up a, you know, unique western. He really speaks like the first six minutes of the movie. Something else I love about it. You got this beautiful horse, which seemed like a rare horse, because it was white with like brown specks in it. Black Death on a white horse. Black Death. Yeah. See? Murray. I'm thinking about that. Murray. By the way, we opened up with Detroit's own Elvis Hitler. I believe that song is actually about this movie. And yeah, he's walking and riding into town. And as he's walked riding, sorry, he doesn't have this very little walking. The horse says walking. Well, that's true. Yeah. I was talking about the horse. I was not talking about Stranger. And there's a guy on, what do you call it, a stage coach. Yes. And he cracks a whip. And that's the, like, the first real thing that jars anybody. It jars fucking Stranger. It almost goes for his gun. Yeah. And then that's a little back to foreshadow. Because bull whips play a big role in this movie, much like Brieze Lost Ark. I didn't even think about that, but yes, that would be okay. Okay. The guy playing, I think he was just a guy, he supplied carts for people. His job was Cartman. Cartman? He looks kind of like Cartman. He didn't look like Cartman. He worked for, he did a lot of movies. He was in the classic. A lot of people who was in this movie was in every which way but can. Every which way you can. Sorry, I griffed it for a minute. You did griffed it. Which was Clint Eastwood's movie about being a trucker/bearknucklebrawler/orangutan owner. Oh, maybe we didn't even need to do that. Oh, we never did that. I remember that movie came out. He loved it. He loved it. Rangutan was doing goofy and Rangutan shit. That was a big movie and I was a kid. William Smith is in that movie. He gets his ass beat by fucking us. I really want to see this now. But this guy, there was a comical biker gang in that movie. And the guy, the fat guy, he was the lead head biker. And the barber was one of the bikers too. Everything. I'm surprised Mike hasn't pushed this movie on us. Clint Eastwood's friend in the movie was played by the guy who plays Stacey Bridges. Riff doesn't even already... The hotel owner's wife? No, I just berated griffed. He fucking didn't know this guy. The main villain's fucking name. Oh, that's right. And he automatically literally half hour ago. He's so forgotten already. I told you. No. But Jeffrey Lewis, who is the father of Juliet Lewis? I will make it even worse for me. You told me the name of the song and artist that we were going to be using as the opener. I went pee and came back and said, "Started writing a dad. I wrote Death Elvis." And then I said, "What was the song then again?" And you're like, "Who's Death Elvis?" So, no. Don't even... It takes me one minute to forget everything. So, he's rough looking. He needs to clean up, man. He needs to shave. He's been out on the prayer of the high plains. Murray, the first thing you do when you've been out on the high plains, drifting on the high plains, got to wet your whistle. That's true. So, he goes in for a drink and everybody's gathered across the bar as soon as he swings the door open, stranger danger kicks in. And it's like kids on Halloween in modern America, they all run to one side of the bar and they're gathering up. Well, we see three or four fake tough guys in the saloon. Oh, yeah. Well, they're outside of the saloon. They notice this dangerous man coming up. They're the only guys with like the actual bandoliers and guns on their hips and everything. And so, stranger walks into the bar, everybody's cowering in the corner. Bar keeps got the friendly mutton. That's what that shave is called. It's called the friendly mutton. The friendly mutton, because mutton chops. And then when you have the mutton's turn in the mustache, they call that the friendly mutton for some reason. I call it the lemi. The lemi. That makes sense. But yeah, they call that the friendly mutton. I don't like that. But yeah, he's like, "Give me a beer." Do you think, I think, we've talked about in wrestling, everyone screams, so Jake just think Robert's like, "I'm going to whisper." Yeah, yeah, yeah. He stole it from Clint Eastwood. Clint Eastwood is like, you know, this is why I don't know in real life. But Clint Eastwood's great at playing genuine tough guys because if you're a tough guy, you don't need to swing your dick around. She just plays it cool, especially in this movie. He's just like, "I want a beer and a bottle." Bottle. You guys like, "Here you go, sir! You know, right off the draft, you know." Barkeep knows the code, throws him a strove, hands him a fucking bottle of whiskey. It's all they had on hand, strove. And then these four non-tough guys who feel threatened, they're clearly betas. And they got to get their own courage up by fucking with this guy who's just coming through town to get a fucking drink and a bath. Funny, we don't get too many ring-ly old mutton-chopped dogs running around here as misters. Well, yeah, think to some kind of fat guy or something. Well, no, he says like, "This is pretty fast town. It's like a dead fucking town." Yeah. And I was like, "There's like 10 buildings in all towns." There's three, four gentlemen who are willing to talk to these strangers walked in. Because that's their job. They're the town tough guys. Yeah. They're fucking, you know, fuck people up. Exactly. And the payment we won't even talk about. But everybody else is cowering the corn and pissing themselves. This bar smells like pee at the moment. There's a guy who shit himself. Yeah. Yeah. And they start fucking with the stranger and they're like, "You think you're fast enough for this? It's just pretty fast town." It's pretty fast town. He reaches, his hand is underneath the bar, uh, strangers that is. He reaches up for his bottle and everybody chairs up. Yeah. Oh, a guy faints. I'm on the vapas. "Faster than you'll ever be." And he describes his bottle and walks, he discusses it with his fake tough guys. Walks out. They're not right. He walked. Oh. And this is a great fucking shot because you're looking in from where he's walking. He's walking towards the camera, bars in the background. You see the fucking tough guys in the bar, like pressing their nose cartilage against the goddamn window of the bar, like trying to be held back. "Oh, I'm going to give this guy. I'm going to fuck him up if this guy wasn't holding me back, this window." So they're watching what he's doing and strangers just, he's got business on his mind. You know, he's trying to fund this small town. Imagine how gross life was. Even if you're rich, how gross life was as far as no plumbing. Yeah. And literally, he goes guys back to the bathroom once a month. If that, how gross your ass would be. If you ever want to talk about people being weird about, especially in these times, being weird about fucking going down on a chick or a guy, it's like, you kind of get where they're coming from if you're bathing like maybe once a week. Definitely coming from somewhere. Yeah. Yeah. Ew. Like fuck a whore in a whore house. You know, probably some guys who did like go down on these chicks, it's like, ugh. Anyway, see, he goes, he's like, "I got to have a bath, it's been six months." So, and they probably reuse the bath water too, you know. Oh, yeah. No. Come on, water. Well, they, they are on lago. Well, first, he needs a shave. That's right. So the barber, as you stupid point out, had the worst hair of his. Could have been a Clint Howard character. Could have been. Could have been. Yeah. He was great though. I really liked it. Crazy comb over. Yep. And he's like, he's like, "I need a shot. I need a bath in the shower. I need a bath in the shave." Not a sense, sir. Tim said more of giving some of that lalac water than ladies love that lalac water. Yeah. That's all he's got to say. Well, I'm right. Just, if you'll pay me now, I guess it won't matter if you pay me now or pay me after what you think. I thought he did pay him. He'd be like, he'd play. He ended up doing, but the barber was. But he didn't want that pussy ass lalac water. He did not. Here's your 90 cents. He didn't say anything. He gave him a 90 cent piece. They did have those in the 1800s. I didn't know we were minting those, but yeah, man. I look under every rock for a 90 cent piece after the same thing. Has the image of Chief Pontiac. Chief Pontiac, huh? That's what he's famous about. Named after your town? Being under 90 cent piece. And he, I thought it was strange, like, he had a pretty thick fucking beer going on. Don't you think you don't want to trim it down a little before you start shaving? I don't know how straight edge physics work if they do just get right through that. I don't know. Would you allow a person to give you a shave with a straight razor? You know, they do that at least the back of your neck. Yeah, I've had it on the back of my neck. But my throat, no, I'm not going to let that. Yeah, I don't know if I would. I don't know. Because even on the back of my neck, there's moles hidden back there and a woman cut my mole open. And so she's like, oh, you're bleeding. That's not good. And then she's like, oh, it's a mole. That's really not good. Yeah. Moles are gross. Yeah. So he's starting in on the bat and those fucking cocks come in and they're pissed. Because there's a thing. This is a town full of pussy people and these guys were hired to be the town tough guys. Right. Their job is to take care of guys like stranger and they just been fucking cocked by him in the bar. So they got it. They're like shit, man. Because they basically run this town. They drink as much as they want. They don't pay for it. Yeah. And they're like, fuck, you know, we got to earn our fucking pay because we don't want to fuck up the situation. To quote a spark song, this town ain't big enough for the four of us. And so these guys have to throw their dick around and there's a fucking juicy detail. I did not notice when I was doing the notes. And I didn't notice if he took off a stranger took off his gun belts or something because otherwise this doesn't make sense. So I didn't know what you're talking about, but it was too lazy to go back to figure it out. I saw something going on. Can you explain it? So what ends up happening in this scene is that he's got the barber's drape over him. So the only reason this makes sense is if he took his gun belt off and hung it up for the people, the goons coming in to see because he's got a woodblock gun handle with, but it's that it's just that it's a woodblock. It looks like there's a gun in this. Oh, okay. So is that what you? Yeah, I didn't pick up on that. I knew something was happening. I was supposed to pick up on, but I'm like, I'm too tired. I got to take these notes. Yeah. I know. See, whenever anybody asks, what's the deal with the movies? How is it? The notes are the hardest part because you're trying to type details and you miss it because you're typing details. I don't want this to take nine hours. I want it to take a maybe the one time of the movie. That's me. I don't fucking. Yeah. Unless I know there's something I need to understand. Like I don't get. I'll go back. Yeah. I'm just a cruiser. Yeah. Some of these movies we fucking do the Sederis movies we do sometimes take me like three and a half hours to do the fucking notes on because Sederis like, let's convoluted this a little bit. And you get it all for free people. That's right. So okay. Okay. So he's got the woodblock. I'm pretty sure he had his gun holster hung. I don't know because that's the only reason this makes sense. But anyways, these goons come in. They think they're the out they got courage now because his guns not on him anymore. Right. And it makes sense. And the bar. And it's also three to one. Yeah. Everything is in their advantage. And so the barber sees that the goons are coming in turns a stranger away from the door. And then you see the shakes start coming on with the fucking straight razor towards his neck. He's about to shave him while shaking. So yeah, definitely don't want that going on. And goons finally interrupt court. They smell that lilac water. What is this? I've got a pussy water throws it. Get the shit out of here. Mister, you smell worse than that lilac pussy water. What's your fucking deal? We're just trying to be friendly with you. And everyone's, you know, taking their turn to try to beat butter him up or insult him, you know. He's had enough of that shit. And like you said, he's got the decoy gun on his bow and he's got the real gun in his hand. Yeah. So he just shoots the one guy right in the fucking forehead because it's hidden by the barber straight. Right. So he kills, and for the other two can get their guns out. He shoots them too. One guy staggers out and falls on the fucking front. Faster than they'll ever be. Promises made. Promises kept. Those guys are not going to get faster. And it plays up the whole idea, he's a supernatural character. Yeah. Like nobody's faster than them. Yeah. Cause here's a factoid for you, Murray. The dead? They don't improve. They're dead. Yeah. They're not going to get faster. Exactly. That'd be dead. So he just walks, he just wipes the shit off his face and walks out. The town midget comes out, I guess every town had a midget back in those days and what their job was to make everyone else feel good about themselves. I don't know. If this movie is ahead. By the way, this midget was a munchkin. So I'm going to call him a munchkin. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to acquiesce. Not going to use, apparently there's a vile word now. Do you remember his name? Mickey Munchkin was in the name and he, he really wasn't midget. Yeah. I mean, well, he wasn't midget, but he's also a munchkin. He was in the Wizard of Oz. You're saying they didn't CGI or appear Jackson is forced perspective. Big Dorf did. Do you remember Dorf? Tim Conway? No. He had these like videos where he played a midget. So his feet were like in holes and he would like do wacky shit. Like Dorf. Dorf. Dorf. Mordecai the midget. Okay. Mordecai. Excuse me. Mordecai the munchkin. I will use the word more, more palatable world munchkin. And he's gets kicked. Obviously he gets kicked around because everyone's a town full of pussies. So shit runs downhill. Only person they can beat up is the guy the size of a child. Police always pick on weaker folks. And so of course the weakest folk in this town, women and Mordecai, right. So he's like, wow, I like the cut of this guy's chips. Sir. Can I like this cigar for you? Yeah. Hi, Mr. Shaking, hands trembling with that strike anywhere match and he puts a cigar. Are they cigars or are they? Yeah. Okay. There's cigars. Yeah. Puts a cigar into a stranger's mouth and lights it for him. Mr. I swear did not catch your name. I didn't give it. This walks off. We forgot to mention while he was coming to town, the town pussy fog producer noticed them and was immediately, she saw this guy pussy fog proof and that made her angry. Yeah. Because she, because this is the town of pussies. Yeah. So she's basically in essence running this town with her pussy fog. And so she's just like that mother fucker. But at the same time, she's just like, God damn that cocksmunk smells pretty fucking good. Because he's admitting that cocksmunk like it's like it came in, it drifted in, if you will. So what does a stranger up to? He's got to find a place to stay because, you know, he's got to find a place to put a horse. He's got to put a stable and he's going to find a hotel. And so he's walking over towards the stable and this is where we get a Kelly Travers. And she is sizing him up and we're seeing this. Eastwood is trying to put some ambiguity into this scene. He's trying to confuse you on what motivations are. I think this very much is a move. There's a battle happening right now between fog and smog. Yeah. This is. And we just said he's a supernatural creature. So his cocksmog can defeat anything. Of course. Of course. So this scene makes game recognizes game, Kelly. Yeah. So it's like she's disgusted with them because she notices that he's more powerful than her. But at the same time that power attracts her. Yes. So she's conflicted. We'll put it that way. Of course. He doesn't, like I said, he's a pure creature of nihilism. He might be from straight from hell for all we know. Oh, yeah. So he don't give a fuck about anybody. Are you say maybe he is an emissary from hell akin to Japanese Spider-Man? It's a Spider-Man, exactly. We haven't got to that episode you ever saw Spider-Man rape somebody. Where's that? I know you're going to say we're so Spider-Man goes to the west. So she's giving them shit. She actually slams in now. She slams into him. Wow, baby mister. In a town like this, a pretty girl like me gets an apology. No apology. Stranger never talks. Murray, you thought was icing me out or confused? No. He's playing the role of the stranger, friends. She's like going dirty nasty looking motherfucking. Well, you have to feed as big as your mouth. Yeah, because she's dumb. I bet you got whiskey dick. It's the only way you get courage. Look at you, you fucking chump ass bitch with your stubble. Why don't you go get a fucking shave? I want to point out, stranger, my name is on business. Everyone's immediately fucking with this guy. Sure. Cool. He slaps to the guy because instead of taking her bullshit with the fucking dickless guys in his town do, he gives it back. Yeah, because they want a chance to crack at that. Right. She's the hottest chicken town. Hotest chicken town. And she's single as far as that. And she wasn't even that hot. Which I liked. I liked the fact these people looked like people that would live in the old west. Yeah. It wasn't like some starlet, you know. There's not a lot of like idiots, but she wasn't like oh my god, you know. There's no pecked jelly going on here. I listened to someone talk about this age of Disney Marvel and they were like, why are these movies so asexual? Like you were literally. Well they're for kids. Propping Chris Evans up on a fucking table with six pack and they jellied him completely. Yeah. So they're like alluding to the sexual nature of it, but not giving a, and he's like movies should be sexy nowadays. Of course not a kids movie. But still. Like why is every movie so asexual now? Because we're living in asexual society. And that was his argument. Like we got it. But at the same time we're obsessed with porn. That's a weird thing. That's a good point. So she slaps us a guard in his mouth and he's had it. That's enough of that shit. So he grabs her. He's like, I don't know what you want. I don't want to give it to you. But I think you forced my hand, among other appendages, grabs her, hauls her ass out to the stables. They have a literal role in the hay, because he throws her in the hay. Role in the hay implies, you know, consent. Well here's the thing. Yeah. I told you. Yeah. She's in a town full of betas. This is her first alpha she's probably ever seen. And so it's like I said, she's conflicted. What have we said from all the time, Griff? You don't have love without hate, at least that's what movies have taught us. So he, surprise sex, we'll call it. He has surprise sex with her. She's struggling until she's not struggling. When she's into it, she relents, she gives into it. We've talked about this many times, Griff. There are women, a lot more than they probably want to admit, that want to be taken. And she's one of them, because she's like, finally a man. I mean, I hate that it had to happen this way, but she is like, I'm kind of into this. How do you explain with this, this takeout at the next two scenes with her? Well, like I said, she's conflicted throughout the movie, because she is attracted to him, but at the same time, she hates the fact that she's attracted them, because he has a piece of shit. No. And so, yes, she's conflicted throughout the movie, I'll say that much. This is. It's never like she's like in love with him. I won't say that. Like, it's not like, oh my God, you fucked me and now I'm in love with you. He's conflicted. I will say, when you're watching this movie for the first time, as I did recently, and as our friend Mike did recently, this is a mortifying scene, and you're just like, I hate this character. What am I watching this for? He just rolled in and how to rape the woman. And when you actually finish this movie and you're thinking about it, and you get to that supernatural aspect, and this, this town is fucked. You've got it. Yeah, you've got to remember. And that's where this, this becomes like something more than just, he's here, as you learn about the end of the movie, to punish this town for their transgression that they did. Yeah. And we'll learn as we go along, as you guys know. I like the fact that you're, I'm not saying this is cool what he did or anything, but I like the fact that it's just like, like you said, nobody's likable in this movie. Yes. And that's fine. I don't have to like somebody to enjoy a movie. Right. It's cool. This is why we have the world of fiction. I don't agree with any, like anything about the stranger character, but he, and when you gave me the out of the whole supernatural aspect of his character, and it makes kind of fucking sense, it is kind of like this town is just fucking cursed and they are being visited by a ghost of vengeance. And apparently you're made Mordecai was loving it. He was watching the whole thing. Well, Mordecai is supposed to be the guy because he's Mordecai mortified by the transgression that happened. See, I look like he'll even join. He's been going, he has PTSD over that situation. Half time ago, back to that night, we zoom in on his face. As soon as strangers dawn with, with the price sucks, Mordecai's there with another cigar. Sir, I picked up your cigar. I see that she really liked it. Your dick was working hard over time. In fact, do you need to wet your whistle? Mattingly. Do we need the squeeze and scale for the same? No, there was nothing hot about this scene. In fact, he was kind of, I don't know, folding it in. I think he was even enjoying it. Absolutely. It was a Steven Seagull of scene. Yeah, it was. Because it was the furthest. He literally looked like a dead body on top of her. He was like, like, he was laying on top. Maybe that was the point. Yeah. You know, I don't write. He looked like he was doing the worm on her like a white guy in his late 50s would try to do the worm on a woman. So, yeah. So, now it's time to get himself from where he gives money to the guy. Take care of my horse. You piece of shit. Yeah. Goes to the hotel. Yeah. Belly, Mr. Belding's hotel. Mr. Belding. I noticed a little funny thing. The... What was that? I think it was the General Store. It was Jason Robard's General Store, which is the actor Jason Robards. I think he'd be been in a movie we've done, but I don't remember. But yeah. I think that was a little... Nice. Little nod. Easter egg. That's what kids say. And so he registered and the guy's like, "Sir, why aren't you going to put your name in the register?" No. Excuse me. Dean Jones. No. Walks the fuck up because he is the man with no name. So, he goes up to his room and he's just looking out on the streets and then he puts his head down and takes his weary self to sleep. And then we cut into the night, which kind of confused me at first. Is this plays into the whole supernatural element, because how would he know how this happened? That's the problem I had with this. Was this him seeing it or... Yeah, it was him. He was dreaming this. Okay. Which kind of plays into the thing, well, obviously he was a relative of this guy until you nearly like, "No, he's a spirit of vengeance." I just didn't know if... How would he know? Honestly... If he's even heard the story, he could be imagining what happened. Right. You don't have to see it. An audience and whatever. I don't know. I just thought he's terrible at directing or editing and didn't know how to place this scene in here, but wanted everybody to know about the history of this town, because this is what's plaguing this town. This is why this curse of a human being is here. He drifts off to sleep and has a dream about the previous chair of Marshall Duncan literally getting his ass whipped by three guys. Yes. Marshall Tim Duncan. Where he's whipping them and the whole town, the entire town is watching this guy doing nothing. They could stop three guys with bullwebs, but they're just like, I don't want to get involved. Yeah. They're fucking modern people and they're kids on Halloween. They're all just terrified of the fact that, you know, kids could be out there getting candy. And then he comes too. And he wakes up, walks down, he's hey, he didn't get that bad. He paid for that bath. He's going to get that bath. He heads back to the barber. We see in the, in the, in the barber's chair, because of course, one barber, one chair got sheriff Sam Shaw. I was getting straight up skipper from Gilligan's Island vibes off this guy. Maria revealed to me today, he has watched every episode of Gilligan's Island. Yeah. Multiple times. Yeah. I know. Yeah. You could ask me any question you want. By the way, I'm a ginger guy. Not a Marianne guy. Oh, it was a little ladies of the show. There was two choices, most beta guys go for Marianne because she's the more easier one to get because ginger was a, was a movie star. Okay. And she was like pure sex. Like she played. Bikini's all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Tina Louise, Redhead played it hot. And then like, not that not that Marianne wasn't hot either, but I was like, no, I want ginger. Ginger. But most guys went for the Marianne. Okay. You asked. You asked most guys. I go Marianne. Sorry. The next time I talk. Well, it's only Noah's of Michigan. Noah's I should. Well, I want to thank our Noah and were you guys from Blair Witch territory or something like that? I wish. He lowered our median age. A list. He was 48 years of age. Fucking. Yeah. Thank you, Noah. Yeah. God damn. You're going to have to send us some audio, some like you're going to be our correspondent or something. Help us out with what's going on in the streets nowadays, you know. Tell us about the whys. The whys. Does the high-plane shifter have ribs? Oh, if you could ever get, you know, somebody in their early twenties, late teens. I think he's a late teeny. Late teen. Yeah. To, especially that open, like you said, I did also, I believe he, his life was saved in one way. He had some brain surgery. I also say I took part in saving his life in another way. And Noah, you're welcome. Okay. That's free of charge. Oh, I love it because we're going to leave. Because I feel like, I don't like, I, I, I, JD Vance is right. Griff, I'm so nihilistic. I don't have children. I have nothing to live for. So I feel almost like Noah is my surrogate son and I want to say, son, you're doing well. What's the fuck? I'm going to go ahead and take that clip and send it to JD because that guy, well, you see, I feel like JD Vance, I, thank God for Asian women because he has an Indian wife, because they're just about providers because he'll be a total in cell. You could never get an American woman because like Asian women are like, yeah, you're kind of a drip, but you have a job, you know, you have, you have ambition. You don't have that weird about it because I think it is. I think it is. I think there's plenty of women across the globe who are just like, make this easy for me. Not in America. I disagree. That's why there's so many insults. I disagree. No, it's because they can't fucking get the courage up to be like, Hey, you want to go hang out? And also, you know, well, they're not six feet tall, what I'm trying to say is JD Vance six feet tall? God, no. Actually, no, I think he is. You have to be and to be president, you have to be over six feet tall. That's why I'm worried about Kamala. I don't think she's six feet tall. No, she's not. And that that is concerning that obviously is concerning. Yeah. Jesus Christ, how do we get to these avenues? How do we do it? You're welcome. Oh, I was going to say I'm going to send that clip because JD has been having a haul of a time. I mean, between fucking counting. I heard he had a great interaction with a woman at a donut shop. Dude, you see his hair. What was happening? I don't know. I do. Your hair. Hey, you would have been because he had like a bull cut and so they left the back half like flowing, but he looked like a child. It was so bad because he is a child and only could muster was how long have you worked here? Oh. Okay. Man of the people. So why would you like fucking couches? So he's taking a bath. He's not giving up that 90 cent piece. That's right. Monica. Yeah. He is there. Mortingly. Mattingly. Yeah. Sorry. Mortingly. I mean, madingly. So he's drawn the bath in everything. He literally we learned from the past few weeks. There is a multiverse of maddings. Yes. And he is the old West manly. Mortically. That's why he's wearing the yellow in this old West town. It stands the fuck out. So he's drawn the bath. Make sure the water's hot. Is it scolding you, sir? Yes. Good. Sheriff was getting his own shave while he was there. So he's like. But the barber, notice the detail here because as soon as stranger walks in, the barber gets shaky. And Sheriff's like, fuck. Put that down. Well, everyone's scared of fucking stranger because I mean, the sheriff's a pussy. Yes, he is. And he's like, oh no, I can see somebody do my job for me. Did you notice where he kept his badge? Underneath his vest. He wore, he wore a vest. That's a good little thing. And he was hiding it under the vest, not on top of the vest. Because he's a bitch. Because he's a bitch. So he's just like, hey, they're a stranger. I noticed that, that, uh, working the other day, that's pretty impressive. Did you ever get to meet, uh, Bob Birkin back? Me. Bob Birkin back. No, never heard of him. Well, you know, you killed him yesterday, but no, that's no big deal. There's bad and there's worse. And he was a combination of both of them. Yeah. Yep. So forgive and forget that's our motto in this town. You're trying to save no crime. No charges. That's exactly what I'm saying. Turn the other cheek. Turn the other cheek. Y'all. Now that you hit that passer. So as he, he's gumming it up with the fucking sheriff, well, he's just trying to enjoy his bath and his cigar. And sheriff's trying to enjoy a man taking a bath. Well, yeah, that water was very clear and, uh, you know, they didn't give us, you know, Clint made sure not to give us the, you know, his, uh, Colt. I don't know who he was. Magnum. 44 Magnum. He was a 44. Okay. So Cali, who we know that some happenary yesterday, of course, and he walks in with a gun and opens fire on, uh, the stranger who just immediately just submerges himself because we know water will stop bullets. He is a scientist, which makes him the devil in these days. He saw that Mythbusters episode. He did. It makes him a, she is, she's point blank and misses. So we're like, yes, we get it. She's a woman. She can't shoot, but also he's a supernatural crew. This is where this will place into the supernatural elements. Yeah. It's Pulp Fiction. He gets shot. Maybe that he needs to walk the earth like Kane. That's what he's doing. That might be what he's doing. Yeah. So it's yeah. And Sam grabs her. Hey man, he's gonna do my job for me, you know, and like, so stops her. Right. Great. Uh, underwater. I mean, East was underwater for like a minute. Yeah. He did a great job here. Again, the realism's happening. The cigar, he kept the above water like it was a straw. He was breathing air through. He's still blowing smoke ring somehow. Fantastic job. Mordecai. He's under the Cox. Mark. He's in love with fucking stranger. So he throws out what's holding out water on Kelly. Oh yeah. Burns that bitch up. Burn that witch. And then Sam distracts her out. Yeah. Okay. So Clint resurfaces. What's that all about? What sir? I think what the problem is you never called her back after you fucked it that first time I heard her come like the cows came home. It's probably it. So hey, I don't know what I'm saying. Mordecai thinks it was all right. Cut to the town gathering. We're hearing about this guy called Stacy Bridges and the Carlin boys are going to be released from prison. For some reason, the town's worried about that and he's going to burn Lago to the ground. So this is the meaning of the elite mines in Lago. The town elders, if you will, yeah, whatever. You got Mr. Belvedere, Mr. Belding, who runs the hotel. You got the preacher, I don't think he had a name. Mr. Dor from work in Mindy. That's what I remember him. Mark Mindy. You got Dave Drake, who runs the mining town, of course, and the mayor Morgan, something or other. Morgan. Mayor Morgan. And they're like, what are we going to do about this guy? He killed our fucking muscle. That's what those guys are going to protect us from fucking Stacy Bridges and the Carlin boys. What are we going to fucking do? Right. Well, we need a new gunman. We got a new gunman in town. Let's just offer him a deal. What preacher, of course, is like this man killed a man. So like a preacher, he's like, that this, you know, I for an eye is not the true way. So I'm going to see my way out of this conversation. Right. So Kelly, she comes in, she's dragged in there because she did try to kill a fucking stranger. And she's like, fuck that guy is fucking waiting yesterday. What the fuck? She has some other fuckers. You want to hire him? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow it out here, Missy. You got to see our problem as a town, as a community. You're being a little hypocritical. You're being a little hyperbolic, you're being a woman, let's say. We need you to stop that. I will slap you around. If I need to, you got raped. It was a little bit more like I was there. He said you enjoyed it. So maybe you got pregnant and in God's eye, that's a gift. Did you ever think about that? You ever think about that? We are good pro life people in this town. Hochtua, right in the eye of Dave Drake. Oh, Dave hasn't had his dick sucked in a long time and he's like, if that were only. No, that wasn't the kind of Hochtua you want. By the way, didn't I just say about six weeks ago, let's put Hochtua to bed. He fucking threw out the opening pitch at a Mets game. What the fuck? Just because you said it doesn't mean it's going to happen. When I heard about the opening pitch, I'm like, oh, it's just some minor league team. The fucking New York Mets had a girl who's famous, who claimed her famous, I spit on dicks before I suck them. We don't even know how many dicks. The fuck happened to our world? I mean, I don't, I mean, I said, I agree. You need to fight a girl Hochtua you. But do we need to like celebrate this? I wanted to make an argument for it, but at the same time, it's just like maybe throw the first pitch to go to somebody who like planted a community garden or something. Not the girl. Ladies and gentlemen, the woman who's famous for spitting out a cock. Don't you see a real name? It's Hochtua. Give it up, at least she didn't sing the national anthem. Yeah. Okay. There we go. Yeah. Hochtua. She Hochtua is the bad way and because you don't want it, you don't want it in your eye. You don't want it in your eye. Okay. You don't, especially when it is a Flemi Louvie, like she got here, yeah, it was a rub. But this woman, she's still baby faced at this point. I don't. I think everyone's a piece of shit in this movie. Like, obviously she had a fucking chip on her shoulder in that first scene, but then she got assaulted. And now she's here being told that's a good, I'm not saying this, but you could say she learned her lesson. Oh my God. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. And then you said, I'm not saying it, but then we go into here and all the towns folks are like, well, uh, Mordecai says, you got to go dick. And so what's the problem? Like no one's getting fucked in this town and you just got fucked. You should be like feeling good about that. I came to law go fucking for a man and I'll see her. I seen women that look like men and that's you. I've seen more than two pairs of labias flapping in the breeze. Motherfucker. There's so many labias. You've seen two women in this movie. Yeah. No, there's an old lady. No lady. There's a little old lady. I forgot about her, but well, she never undresses. So, yeah. So Sheriff, he's like, wow, I found somebody who can do my job for me. She's kissing up the stranger. Danger's just walking back to the fucking hotel. Restaying. Oh, yeah. They're, they're eating and they're eating at the hotel. And so this is where the sheriff's trying to convince them we need a gunman. I'm not a gunman. I don't give this shit about what's going on here. I'm coming. I'm just passing through. Well, you know, if you, I got like you seen as industrial lady, you gotta make some money and I got a job for you. See, we got a situation here. We got this no good varmint named Stacy Bridges and his friends, the Carlin Brothers. And now, they've been in prison for the past year because get this. They stole a gold ingot from the mining company. And that's a no no here. So we had to put the cuff some. They also helped us deal with some riff raff in the past and they overstayed their welcome a little bit. We're not too friendly with them anymore because we put them in prison. Yeah. And they all got that on the second washroom. I'm so sorry. And they also killed our Marshall, Marshall Duncan. And so he's like, but I caught him. I slapped him. Cuffs on those ferments. I mean, he's like, wow, it sounds sounds like some badass shit. Well, they were where we're past our drug when I did it. Right. Because as a as he's getting delivered the pie and making dagger eyes with Sarah, it was not poontang pie, but the sheriff did a bunch of dumb, like it was cherry pie cherry pie. Go drink the water, make a grown man cry sweet cherry pie. Is that why the sheriff pride while he's eating it? So yeah, she's staring daggers at him. None of these women, because these women are like, they're all the women are conflicted. So like this guy is a piece of shit, but God damn, there's something about it. It's the fucking cock smog. It says billowing and they're like, gosh, I'm about this motherfucker. I hate him, but I want to fuck him. Yeah. Conflict. That's what drama is about. Graph conflict. Trauma is about conflict. This is a good point. So, yeah. So like share is trying to butter up fucking stranger strangers, I was like, I don't give a fuck. I have to fucking bracelets on him. Like you did the first time. Well, sir, as you said, they were passed out and he's just like, are you fucking kidding me? You know what this time fucking likes? Does this come up here? Oh, you have around here is a short supply of guts. Do you have it? Beep, beep, beep. Get your own Pepe shows up later. Get your own Pepe in this fucking taffles. So, uh, strangely sure, he's like, well, all you gotta do is set up an ambush. You're right there, right there on that roof. Two guys with two guns over there, couple more guys, couple more guns. See? You're a man with ideas. I like that. We can use you. Come on, please. We'll give you anything you want. Give you a yo-yo. We'll give you a saddle. We'll give you anything you want. Anything. I like the sound of that. Cut to the general store. He's just like looking at shit. There's a, in the background, there's an old Indian man. It's like his grandchildren, like just, just looking at the merchandise. Trying to be good patrons, they're filling up those blankets, cuz come on. Everything's handmade. You know, you want to make sure it's gonna keep you warm because the nights get cold. And he's like, Morgan, he's willing to help us out here. But we mean- Fucking goddamn names, get your hands on the fucking blankets. Sir, we need you here. Anything you want, sir, anything. So he just walks out. He grabs two big-ass jurors, a candy, hands him the little native boys, all the blankets and the old man. Like the wrinkles on his face had so many stories. If you just fucking peel them back, you could read between those wrinkles. And he hands them, 14 blankets. And the guy's like, no, no. And then he goes, no, it's okay, mayor. And the mayor's like, yes. It's all- Irriting his team. It's like, anything I want, anything I want, eh? So yeah, so this is where we, this is where I believe he is the spirit of vengeance because good people get what they deserve and bad people gather what they deserve from the strange. These are out of towners, clearly, living off, you know, because they wouldn't let these fucking natives live in their little town of Lago. So it kind of makes sense. So he heads next to his ex to the leather guy, the leather daddy. Did you recognize his leather daddy? Leather daddy, I think I might have, but no. He, I forget his care. I think his name's Higgins from Magnet P.I. No shit. He was Higgins. Yeah. What? He's actually using his normal American accent. Like we always thought this guy was like British, but no, he's an American guy. Fucking kill that. And he's getting, he's getting like fitted for like some brand new fucking boots. And the guy's like, all right, three pairs, all right, you want to saddle some boots, that'll be everything's on the house, ain't that right? Dude, three, Cosmopolitan stranger coming in, three new pairs of boots. And he's getting belt buckles and he's going to saddle. That's right. And like the guy's like. Well, shit, he's like, anything's like, yeah, anything, he's going to handle our problem. He's like, oh, fuck, everyone's just like, fuck that. Can I pitch something real quick? Sure. Why not? We're addressing him in leather here. Are we going to do in our version of this movie? It's mostly the same and all that, but this scene, sir, I just invented something and then bad, bad at the bone riff starts already hating it. Okay, good. Maybe we'll find a better song later in post and then he pulls it out and we see one finger go in and then a second finger going and then third and fourth and fifth sleeveless glove. The invention of the sleeveless glove. We don't know when it was invented. Exactly. Bad to the bone. This is so good. That would be like maybe a good commercial for sleeveless gloves. Is there, have you ever seen, like, I guess it's like, everyone, it's like water. Everyone needs it so you don't really think about advertising or, you know, sleeveless gloves. Everyone has a pair of sleeveless gloves. Everybody does. I have four pairs. Murray's wearing one pair. He just blew a fucking sleeve on it. A sleeveless. Punching my fist with my sleeveless gloves. It blew his palm so I gave him a new one. So he's like, guys like, man, this guy thinks he's a sheriff. Oh, I'm not the sheriff, rips the fucking badge off a fucking Sam. He's a sheriff, throws it to Mordecai and I'm thinking about it. He's also the mayor. Takes the fucking hat off the mayor's head, punks it right on Mordecai. I'm the sheriff. I'm the mayor. Oh, my God. That was a lot too good. Yeah, they're drinking, they're getting three drinks at the bar. He buys everybody in the bar drink and every, of course, like goes to the fucking bar. Get yourself one, too. Oh, I have a cigar. I'll smoke it later. I'll smoke it later. Everybody in town is excited because it's like, oh, my God, this influx of business. Like, I'm finally going to eat tonight. And then that's when the sheriff, oh, that'll be free, remember? And, like, again, but that says it right there. They all agree to the plan, expecting the other guy to give him everything we want. Yeah. But then it's like me? I'm supposed to get shit. No, I, again, this movie, your first viewing, which you've already viewed, and that's why you're listening to this episode is hard on the first view because it's grating. He is fucking like 10 grit sandpaper, the stranger that is. And he is stripping this town raw, okay? And when you first watch it, it's fucking hard to see it. I mean, 20 minutes in the movie is fucking raping a woman. So, of course, you're just like, what the fuck is this movie? But once you see it, this town is fucking cursed. They have witnessed atrocities and been complicit in it. They, well, if we learn later on, they might have something to do with that atrocity. Yeah. So is complicit just mean that you watch and that implicit means you're, yeah, okay. Implicit was involved. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's the sheriff. I'm gonna be again. He's like, all right, let's do that. This shot, by the way, is perfect because it's right into the jewel case with all the guns in it and the art, you know, the weapon master or whatever, Jack Battle Air in this scene, of course, looking beautiful short shorts, can't have these in these times with this man and they got a good thigh shot, sleeveless, sleeveless. They got a good thigh shot, meaty thighs, man's thighs. And he pulls out a damn size man thighs. Yeah. Man size man thighs. Jack, you can have that one. Pulls out a little derringer and holds it to them. This will fit your size, sir. And he goes, fuck that four inches from my waist and he gets the fucking dirty airy gods. Right. And he's like, fuck yeah. He's like feeling power. The first thing I can kill anyone I wanted and I love it. I want, I wouldn't put it past this movie to have him take Kelly into the stable after he got that gun and I am so sorry to make that joke. Thank God she can just slap him around. That's right. But then stranger goes, in fact, everybody gets a gun. Whoa, he's like, whoa, he's like, I can fucking close up for the day. Oh, anything you want to say, I'm like head pops in. He at this point, he's got the knife and like the chewing tobacco. Disgusting. Again, showing the levels of depravity. This town is just indulging on. So chunks it off, that's going to be on the town. We all got a spin in the same kiddle, don't you know the same kiddle? What do they call it? It's a spatoon. We all got, he called it a kitty for some reason. So that was in my head. And then stranger lowers the mood by going like, yeah, everybody in town needs rifle. And sheriff's looking around like, yeah, everybody in town. He's like, even you. What? No. He's like, no, we got a militia, we're starting off. We're the elite. We don't do this. We fucking, we got our shelter. We got cars. We got whiskey. We're all set. We got a clubhouse. Everybody. That's a grateful drill starts at 6 a.m. 10 minutes, Murray, you can get 10 minutes. Not 6 a.m. Well, it was. This was 5.50. Oh, excuse me. I don't, Murray can read sundials in movies. Yeah. I can tell by where the other sun is. He knows where a movie shot, by the way, he doesn't always talk about this on the show. He knows where a movie shot by shadows. And it's incredible. That's my mutant power. Cut to our villains. We finally get to see these coyotes. We've been hearing about Stacey Bridges, not Carlin. Stacey Bridges and the Carlin Brothers. I short handed it to the Carlin Brothers. They're finally released. They've been in jail for a year. They're finally getting released. I thought they said 6 months. I think they did too, but then they say a year later on. Oh, OK. Gary Vague. What's going on? OK. Maybe it felt like a year. OK. But they're finally getting released, and they're ready to head back to Lago. I'd be like, where are horses? The fuck you think you've been eating these past 6 months? You motherfucking honky-ass policeman. And we can see that Stacey is the brains of the operation, because one of the Carlin's like, I bet he was fucking with us. I bet he didn't give us horse meat. He seen something stole our horses. That motherfucker. And Stacey's like, you figure that out, asshole. We were eating fucking chicken all fucking for 6 months. You know they don't taste like horse meat, which is weird, because that's the one meat that doesn't taste like chicken. Horse meat. You've had it? No, I don't think it's illegal. What? It's illegal in America. I think so. And France, they eat horse meat. What's the weirdest meat you've eaten, do you think? Not much. I probably, probably a buffalo. I've had a buffalo burger. I suppose they've had a rattlesnank bratwurst. I had alligator in Florida. Okay, alligators are weird. Maybe that's the weirdest. I think that might be the weirdest one. Okay. I had a shared popcorn with a black man. Well, that's not weird. That's beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. Lamb. You've never had a lamb? No, I'm asking you. Oh, I've had a lamb plenty of times, yeah. Do you find it weird? Well, it's gamey. Yeah. Because they eat grass instead of grain. So that's why you get that gamey. That's why I hear venison as this. I've never had venison, but I hear that as the same gamey flavor. I wouldn't want to eat it every day, but I'm fine with a kind of gamey flavor. Yeah. That's what a Euro is, this fucking lamb. Right, right, right. Yeah. Okay. That's all. Okay. This has been, what meat have you eaten? Guys, write us in with your favorite weird meat that you've eaten. I'm going to be fucking inundated on Twitter with fucking, "Hey, I ate this shit." Okay. So... If you can incorporate that into a movie poster, maybe. So the Carl and brothers and Stacey are fucking, they're heading back to Lagota. Even at the walk, and they do walk. All right. So we're going back to the time where we're seeing training practice happening. Yeah. The people on this horse and buggy are the bravest of all. Yeah, really. It's Sam, more to Guy, and some other dude. Yeah. They're on a stage coach with horses, and the back, there's like, saw horses with dummies, and I'm supposed to be the... Car get, yeah. The Carl and brothers. Right. And Stacey. Stacey. Bridges. And so they're going, "Yeah, I'm running through town." Everyone's placed where they're supposed to be on the roofs of the buildings. Yeah, it makes sense. And like you said, yeah. I can't believe they volunteered to do, you got to the town of Coward, so they volunteered to do this job. Right. So the town that couldn't shoot straight is basically just firing everywhere they're shooting themselves. Hailing bullets, because of course a fake, tough town would be full of people willing to take shots at the weakest people, well, I guess they're the bravest people in town. But yeah, they're all hailing bullets down on these missing everything. They're literally not hitting the broad side of a barn. And they're like, "Yeah, they're just not missing." And then fucking strangers are like, "Shit, these guys are fucking clueless." So he's got a sick shooter on his waist. Yeah. And he just fucking doesn't even look, he goes behind his back, shoots the fucking heads off all three dummies. And Mordecai's hat. Right. And he likes Mordecai. And so they're like, "Goddamn, you're going to kick some ass!" And they're all excited again, because at least they can shoot straight. And this is where we got over to Mordecai, "Sir, are you serious about that shooting? You could do this all on your own, you're going to save this whole fucking town." He's like the fucking quarterback who comes to the Podunk, you know, high school town and is going to take them to, you know, district championships. And he's like, "Yeah, great. We need to get some stuff together." What kind of stuff? For a picnic. And of course, just like now, if you need actual work done and for cheap, you wear your Mexican's. And they go straight to the two Mexican guys who do all the work and the whole fucking city. So is this playing where they use mexas? Yeah, they come on. Yeah, mexas. Mexas. And he's like, "Can you make some picnic tables?" Of course we can. I mean... Z's in your... How quickly do you want them? But we need lumber! Oh, I got some lumber for you. Follow me. He does not grab his dick. No, he does. And he would be that crude. I mean, my rape a woman, but he's not going to be that crude to like grab his dick in front of the fucking... This is the old West after all. You can make a joke like that in all of us. So... He's like, they go over to a buildings place, because buildings at its house, he's like, "What the fuck are those Mexicans doing to my barn?" Because one guy's like, "Why, Mr. Bellamy? It's very nice of you to offer up your barn. You got turnlights or something in there? What the fuck? What are you talking about? Well, those mexas over there, they're taking a barn apart. What?! Runs over there. So I screamed at the Mexicans, because once again shit runs down a hill, you can yell at the minorities. That's right. He's got it. I can't thank God we can't do that now. He's got his blackjack to slap him around with. Project 1825's going on right now. That's when you hear Mordecai. Hey! Mr! Knock it up! This is by the order of your sheriff and mayor. And he's... He's got a fuck. By the way, we have not talked about the evolution of Mordecai, because yes, he's feeling the raw passionate power of being the sheriff and the mayor at the same time. He's got big, dick energy happening here, and by that, I mean, there's... He's literally tripping over his own dick. That's right. And so now he doesn't, because before he put the gun just in his belt, and then he had the big mayor hat that he was wearing, now he's got the double breasted vest with the double bandolier, the gun weight, you know, he's got the rifle over his back. He's got a whip at his belt for some reason, like he's full on, and he's really trying to push his authority across. And he's like, "You're going to take my wood?" And he's like, "Shut your mouth. I'm going to need 35 sets of bed sheets, one barbecued steer, and 200 gallons of red paint. Chop, chop." All right, so now I'm a stranger, he's like, "You know, oh, by the way, get all your fucking tenants out of your hotel. What? That's how I make my money, and I promise these people this room. I don't give a fuck, do it." All right, so we're going over to Stacey's gang with the Carlin Brothers, and they happen on some campers. Right, and they just, I think, melee open fire on these guys. Oh yeah, no, they, because they got, they start walking up and the guy goes, "Hey, you know better to walk up on a couple people's campsite," because the city slickers, it's once his name, trying to put on an accent, dudes. And yeah, we're trying to play up how evil the fucking, the, the bridge's gang is. Because they're, they, they need horses, and they're just going to murder these guys and take their horses. Exactly. They even chase a guy down, kill them, and Stacey's like, "God damn, this guy has sharp dress or sleeveless gloves, I'm taking that shit." Where do you, we even get gloves like this, I've only seen them with the fucking finger puppet gl- what is going on? I don't know. If it's so long as it's been in prison, what's going on? So, all right, so now the guys who run Lago are getting together, because they're getting pissed off with this stranger guy, they're like, "He's actually acting like he runs this town, we run this town." So Dave, who's the mining guy, he's like, "Look, we'll deal with this guy." He's like, "I bet fucking, like, one more day is all we need, because the fuck, I don't even, because like, we, he, they heard that, that bridges and the carlands have gotten out." They're probably not even going to come back, you know, so like, "Let's put up with this guy a couple more days, and then we'll fucking take care of this asshole." Right, but sir, they've got everybody in town turning on each other, there's nothing we can, he's a monster, what town are we if we allow them to stay here? And they're like, "Look, we got to take care of bridges and the carlands." And then this is where we allude to, there's something going on, it's like, those guys wouldn't have talked, and they're like, "Well, talk about what, what is he talking about?" Because, and then we're like, "All right, so we know that-" They name drop Duncan at this point, and they're just like, "Look, we know that, you know, Duncan, and that whole situation's out there, like, there's, we got to keep this shit clean." All right, heading down to the street, we see the people being kicked out of the hotel, the little lady, she's all pissed off. They're all spitting in the face of fucking strangers, watching them all walk over, "Oh, wait, no, stranger's just hanging out by himself." All right, just waiting for these guys to get out of his fucking hotel, and then Sarah, who's the wife of Belding, also helps run the, the hotel comes out, she's like, "Your room's ready, motherfucker." And he's like, "All right, glad-" Before I go up to my room, I need dinner, chicken- I need some fried chicken and fish fries! I'm sorry to break the atmosphere of this movie, but yeah, he did channel whatever that guy's name is. Nightkiller, I don't know. You know, his girlfriend, or the girl, he's assumed as his girlfriend, he's pretty suicidal too, so that makes sense. And she did have an inordinate amount of semen in her, buddy. What was that? Bip from that movie? Yeah, go see Nightkiller people, with our buddy Phil. Tyler, with the great Phil. That was our "Devil's Night" episode. It was a "Devil's Night" episode. Last year. Almost a year ago. Almost a year ago. Nightkiller, inordinate amounts of semen. Check it out. When everybody was still high on Phil. I'm high on Phil. Murray's flip-flopping on Phil. Are you back on Phil, Trent? Wow. Talk about flip-floppers. You're high on Phil? I'm high on Phil. The guy who said he's had his fill of Phil is now high on Phil. Yeah. By the way, it's my favorite metal band, high on Phil. Okay. Alright, Murray. Alright. So, we see Mordecai, he gets chased under a porch. Of course he does. Is this where he gets punched? Or does he get chased? No, no, no, no. But this is where-- Oh, you know what it is? It's the fat dude, he's pissed off. He's like, "You use my fucking wagons for fucking target practice? What the fuck?" I didn't sign up for this. Sam's like, "Anything he wants?" Yeah. And Mordecai, "You get arrested to me, I'm the mayor, and the sheriff." So look. Fuck you, you little dwarf. And he's curious underneath. That's where he-- underneath the crawl space, so what are the houses? Yeah, he may be a big, brave dog, but he's-- When a stranger's around you. Yeah. But he is going to, you know, start to show that he realizes it. And then he has a flashback to that brutal whipping. And this is where we see the fucking Stacy and the-- and then the Carlin Brothers whipping him. So-- because we didn't know who was fucking doing what to what. So now we get a little context. We're like, "Okay, that's the sheriff of the town. This is the gang, a guy who got just released, and we're seeing the town watching this shit happen." We come to-- the town is dark. We're falling in this flashback, which when I was watching this, I was like, "Wait, has it always been Mordecai's flashback? That's what confused me-- No. This is his flesh. This is, again, what confused me about the first flashback. Maybe we're looking at Mordecai's flashback, because as we see, he's been under this fucking porch more than once. He's constantly-- Right, where he lives. He's like a chihuahua. He's got a big bark, but as soon as, like, anything comes up to bristle him, he's under the fucking porch. And so he's watching it, and we're seeing the same event we saw the stranger-- Right, we're getting-- each time we get a flashback, we get more context. Right, and now we're getting-- We see the guy. Help me. Help me. You coward. It's there to stand and watch him. Long, brutal, whipping, non-stop, shadowy figures everywhere. Do you like descending? They're not-- They're not long a shadowy. Now we're seeing the guys that we saw. Oh. See Stacy and the Carlin Brothers. So we're getting more context with each flashback. So we're like, oh, OK, so those guys killed Duncan, and that's why they were in jail. Right. But we're seeing some of the townsfolk also retreating, because they were, as we're about to learn, some of the people who helped mastermind this whole plan, because we don't-- Spoiler alert. I don't think they've spilled. Oh, they haven't yet. Oh, OK. We've spoiled so many things. But you're saying this is where they were showing a lot more, so I thought maybe they showed it in the scene? And so-- and I believe this is where we get-- was it-- Kelly comes running out, she's ready to fucking stop this shit. She's like, ready to get in between the whips and Duncan. Well, OK, guys, when you watch this movie once or twice, fully through, you understand this is a woman who's into being thrown down. I'm just going to say that. She wants to be taken, yeah. She wants to be taken. Man handled, if you will. She went and saw that fucking movie taken, and thought it was about to be a girl into the same-- a woman, woman into the same king she is, and that-- So she's the one-- she's-- like you said, she's like-- I thought this town-- I'm looking for a man in this town, because there are no men in this town. No. That single one. Come back. Always motherfuckers are going to watch this man be brutalized on your-- This is a nice segue, because we end that scene with Callie, and then we begin with stranger going, get me, Callie. I want her to come for dinner. Or does he go-- he goes to Callie's, right? Is he just standing in her room or some shit like that? And she's like, what the fuck are you doing here? And he's like, well, I thought she's like a little fried chicken in french fries. And she's like, god chicken, all right stranger, I mean, you-- I don't like what you did to me a couple of days ago, but fried chicken, I can't turn that down. I feel like Callie was coming at him with a gun again, because he catches a gun from her hand. Oh, that's true. And wrenches it out of her hand. But I think he was like in her room, and she-- and she pulled a gun on. It might be a misremembering. No, no, I think you-- I think you got her right there. Okay. I think he-- I think he barged into his room. Because she's like, what the fuck are you doing here, rapist? And he's like, I thought you'd like some dinner. Well, he owns the town at this point. He owns the town. So again, never mind. So we cut to the scene. She's gnawing in that fried chicken like the night killer. Dude, before we even get to that scene, she's just like, I would never break chicken with you. And he's like, I think you will once you know what I've got in store for you. And she's like, you know what? Yeah. I do. And then they make out right there in the hallway. He takes the gun from her, and then he hands it back to her as he leaves. Yeah. And she's like, why? I need a half an hour. And he's like, no, you look right now. And she's like, no, I need a half hour. Gosh. Smaw. She had to go release it a little bit. No, she's under the influence of that. She-- that's what I'm trying to say. She's optioned this small. She was trying to get away and like, try to get her whipped about her. Yeah, yes, yes. Okay, that's right. But it's too powerful. And she can't deal with it. Because she used the one to be in control. So she goes back to her room, and she gets on her fucking very best Jesse Ventura boa. And earring, and head-- headwear. And then we cut-- because she's like, I'm a lady. And then she's like fucking gnawing on these fucking chicken bones and shit, picking her teeth. She put on her fucking Robert De Niro and Angel Hart nails and everything. She's clawing at a fucking boiled egg. So that's the joke. You know, she's a lady. She's eating like a fucking pig. Lady. All right, so we're back out to the Carlin Brothers. I mean, they're riding these horses to their death. They're basically with these scenes of showing how dead set Stacey is getting revenge. Like they're like pushing these horses to the max. And one of the horses winds up going lame, like steps on a rock or some shit. And he's like, fuck this shit. We're leaving your brother behind. He's like, well, if you fucking can ride on fucking bitch on my fucking horse, like, all right, but we're fucking going in this fucking town. So we go back to town where we see Mordecai. He's just out on the knives. He's the sheriff. He's the fucking mayor. He's got the biggest dick in town aside from that, you know, maybe other old being. And so he's out walking with so much confidence. Shin held high for the first time in his fucking life and he gets sucker punched. Hey, little fucking sheriff. I don't know who it was. I think it was Morrigan. He's wearing his hat. He's wearing his hat. He's wearing his hat. Morrigan ponges. They'll fuck out of Morrigan. I'm the mayor. Look at my hat. Boom. I knocked some flat, but it's his dick in the dirt. And we go inside the church where all the townsfolk, excuse me, everybody, all the townsfolk are getting together and they're just whiny about the stranger. They took over my hotel, they took over my business. They took my blankets and my gumballs. What else they take, Murray? My sleeveless gloves. Stranger was there? In spirit, he was. He was a spirit of vengeance. But we go back to the hotel because we're done listening to the fucking townfolk belly. Nothing hotter, grift and watching a woman non a chicken bone. And so that's what strangers like, I want you to know I'm my bone. So they're post bone before, before they bone, Sarah comes back in. What will you be having for dessert? And he looks across the table and she's mincing away on that fucking bone and he goes, "My dessert plans are, you know, right over there." So he bones Cal, Cal, he's totally, and she's engulfed in the Cox, she's not even in control of herself. She can, she's legally drunk on Cox, I'm, she would not be held accountable for her actions. That's what I'm trying to say. You're right. You're right. I got questions here because now we're going into nighttime and post-coitus. You're having a little nap. You know? You've exerted yourself? Yeah. Yep. Uh, maybe she got it. Even though he fucks like a dead fish. You know what? Based on what I was just about to say, she clearly is not restless. She is restless. She is not tired out because that was a bad experience for her probably again. Cause yeah, he is the manliest man in this town, but he doesn't give a fuck about getting her off. Right. Yeah. He don't go down. Yeah. He's eating, he's sampling it, but not eating it. I don't know how you do that. But that's how we do it. All I'm trying to say is that three pump chump. Yeah. Exactly. He is just trying to get himself off as fast as possible so he can go to sleep. Well, yeah. Cause like I said, he's here to punish. He's not here to. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. And so we're waking up one and a half hours later and dead of night and she's getting on 18 layers of nightgowns cause that's how they did it in those times and she's gonna sneak down those stairs. Well, no, yeah. Cause we realized a plot is a foot and she's in on it. She was in on it. Yeah. She was in on it. She knew what was going to happen. So maybe in that half hour, so she sneaks out and passes by all the townsfolk with like fucking Billy clubs in her hands. The elite, the people have something to lose here by this fucker who's taking everything. Yeah, we got to play up the fact that, uh, the mayor has been fucking Callie until now and he's jealous as fuck of trangers. He hates stranger the most. Right. He's like, I thought you were my girl. She's like, you're a fucking girl. You pussy. My fucker. Only they have to do is put some effort. Maybe eat that Puss once in a while and show a little bit more than three. Well, come on. We were just talking. Yeah. I understand that. You're 18 hundreds. But even more than three pumps and this guy could be golden. I mean, yeah. Yeah. There. There is a big. So these guys were speaking quietly and carrying a big stick and they pummeled the fucking bed that strangers in, but he's trained in that bed. He knew what was happening. A great cut away here by Clint because we just see him outside the window on the little fucking balcony. He's got outside there and he's lighting a stick of dynamite with his cigar and just tosses it. Notchalantly. And just walks away. These guys. They could stand a man. They run out. Boom. Blows the fucking hotel up. It's beautiful. I think he shoots a couple of the guys that were fucking. Yeah. As soon as the room blows up, you know, as soon as he tosses dynamite in, he gets into position on the street and as the guys are running out, he starts shooting at him because they assaulted him. He's doing it in self defense. Any chases after Morgan, Morgan reveals what a bitch she is by taking Sarah's hostage. She's like throwing her in front of him, pulling a macho man Elizabeth thing. You're right. Like we said, stranger isn't here to save anybody. He's going to punish everybody. So he doesn't even give a fuck. She's a shield. He just shoots fucking Morgan. He shoots at them. It's Morgan in the arm. Yeah. Morgan runs off. Callie's like, he's going to fucking kill me. He knows I was in on this shit. Morgan's like, see a bitch. I'm out of here. Jumps on a horse and fucking rides off. So David's being confronted and he's begging for forgiveness claims Morgan's actions don't reflect the town. Don't worry about him. It's not about all of us. It was just him. He was acting at his own. I will give you $500 a head for those varmints there coming here. How about $500 a year? $500? No, $1,000. No, he says $500 in the ear, which means two for each guy. Oh, that makes. Yeah. Okay. That's up. And he's like, what? That'll be a fucking $3,000. I listened to that part. And then the fuck, and then I think, isn't this where the fucking, there's a moment where the preacher's like, this is horrible, the way you're kicking all these people out of the hotel. Now, where are they supposed to go? We're supposed to give them refuge. Well, I think the church would be a great place to give them refuge. That was like a secret. Yeah. And then he's just like, well, I'll be happy to charge him not a penny more than the hotel does. Yeah. Because that was a. Further saying what pieces of shit these people are again. This is what confuses me because I know Clint is a conservative and they're all about the business and everything and they hate fucking brotherly love and all that bullshit. And the preacher steps up because this was the hotel scene we talked about a minute ago. And the preacher comes up to him, what are we supposed to do about these people? They're all my brothers and sisters. They're your brothers and sisters. He goes, they're not my brothers and sisters. Are they your brothers and sisters? And the preacher says, of course they are says, great, well, you have a house taking your brothers and sisters. And that's when he gives a line. Well, I'm not going to take them in for free. Well, I'm saying that he's like, well, you're welcome brother and sisters and I won't charge you a penny more than what building charge. Again, I'm saying the ugly part of it. You're saying the pitch man's part of it. The conservative ploy of everything is a business, we're living in different times like you're trying to paint cleanse what as a modern conservative. He might have just been an old school conservative. I agree. No, I don't know where he stands today. I don't. I know we talked to the chair back in what 2016 or something or 2000 was when Obama was running because he had a bottle. Yeah. So it might have been like 2008 or whatever. But still it's like they have this mindset of just like always I for nine equal. Yeah. That's what it's about. It's about Old Testament justice and I find that this character is yeah. And I find that to be pathetic and real human beings, but in a movie, you would want revenge on somebody that did you wrong? You would turn the other cheek. Somebody what if somebody killed your sister? Would you be like, that's okay. I mean, I'm not going to try to kill them. If you had the opportunity, you want to go to jail if you had the opportunity with you. That's a good question. That's a hard line of motivation. No, and it wasn't an accident. It was murder. It wasn't like a car crash or something. Yeah, you say that's that's a fucking hard one. See, well, these are these are slight indifference is moral parables. We go through. Yeah. We're talking the highest on the back to the other back to the scene we talked to before we got sidetracked by the vaccine. He's like, all right, here's some shovels unless you bury the people I just murdered. Like, whatever you say. So like, and he makes like, make sure like more, I don't want to get more of a laugh. He makes sure like Dave and everybody has to fucking do this shit. So like, it's like literally like four in the morning and he's like, we got a lot of shit to do early. You better get started shoveling. We got shit to do later on that day. Yeah. No, he's the worst biz and pan possible. Yep. It's been a long night. A lot of bad things happen. I'm going to go to bed. You guys take care of all my bullshit that I just caused. Get to work. Here's the shovels. Right. No, this movie when you see it is 30 because right now you're still thinking, God, he's hard on these fucking people. Like they're just, I mean, they're cowards, but they're good people. No, they're not. No, exactly. Later on. Exactly. Like, I love this movie for the fact that it really fucking pushes your buttons. It makes you realize like, shit, okay, anyways, anyways, anyways, anyways. So he's going back in. No, because I'll tell him that totally blown up. This is room is blown up like the whole top half's blown up. A bunch of fucking rooms are and Sarah Mrs. Belding comes up, excuse me. Where are you going to stay? Your room's blown up. Every room's blown up. The only room that's still in Texas, my room that'd be great is at the third on the left. And she ushers him over. Well, before that happens, when she just, she's just talking because this is an important line for the later scene. She's like, I hope you're happy with yourself. It's like, I don't even know how far you're willing to go. You still don't. So there's more to come, because she's just talking about what happened before. Oh, okay. And it also implies there might be some surprise sex for her later on, too, because he's kind of, he's not just about taking the room. He's just like, he looks at her like little twinkle in his eyes, like, and she's like, oh, I know you don't want just the room because she knows what happened to Callie. So she's like, no fucking way motherfucker. You're not fucking me. He's like, I mean, we're essentially going into that scene. So he goes into the room. He holds like, he just pops out of the bed, tilts his hat down. I'm like, I'm going to bed. God is fucking dirty James, Rick James boots on, grinding it into the bed. Oh, oh, man. And she's just like, you did not just fucking do that on my bed. She's cowering in the corner, by the way, because she's like, I know what she's going to do, Kelly. You raped her in front of everybody. And he goes, morgue, I watched. He said it was a great show. He said he was filming it because she liked it. That's right. He said she came three times and she's like, well, you're not doing that to me. Not interested. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, ma'am. I'm tired. I'm going to bed and besides, even if I had the energy, if I had enough fried chicken in me, not interested pancake ass. That's what got people back in the fucking 1800s pancake ass. He doesn't want it. That's why he's not interested. Well, that's what's interesting. You know what? I never thought about that. Because obviously we know about some of our more recent times 80s and 90s being a tit era. Now we're in the lagging ass era. What was it in the 1800s? Ankle. Remember, they were all covered up. Yes, that's right. They might have just been angled. They might have been so deprived. She had griff ankles. So he was not interested. Goddamn it. Don't even. We're going to build this up to the point where we can release a griff ankle calendar and people pay $20 for it. Guys, they wouldn't. 1800s, I'm sure. We could get that happen. They were in ankles. Well, everybody's got something, some kind of kink. Ankle kink. Well, we're going to need some help for 12 whole pictures though. So she's double insulting. She's like, you don't want to rape me? You fucking pig. What is she going to knife and come at him? She got a pair of scissors. A pair of scissors and comes at him. And he's holding her bag just laughs like to himself, like, oh my god, this dizzy broad. And she just succumbs-- what's that? That smell? That aroma? I know. Your friend, Cali. She loved it. Hey, lilac water, baby. Gogsmog. And she succumbs. And he-- Okay. --comes. She succumbs. Succumbs is not enough. She does it. We've been talking about the gross factor here. This woman is so ready. So in the smog. You know, Morgan's dick don't work. Who's the last time she heads? Exactly. That she's like, I don't know what's going on with that sweaty hog, but I am-- I'm getting a full fucking dollar. That's John Travolta, sweat hogs. Sweat hogs? Yeah. So she's like, I'm getting this out, I'm going down on it, I'm fucking riding it. I'm letting you ride me. They had a long night. Yeah. They do. Long night. You could do a spin-off movie. You did it twice in one night. You could do a spin-off movie, like a little art 45 minute movie, just like my one night with the devil or something. This morning, she's got that after fucking glow powder, and she's just like, you're an interesting guy. He kind of reminds me of somebody. You know, Marshall Jim Duncan? And he's just like, he's like, no, never heard of him. And she's like, no, I think-- I think you're here for him. I think you want revenge. Do you-- I think you-- the way you reacted, you know him. Yeah. I just came here for a bath and a shave. Maybe a little whiskey. So now we're like, maybe-- maybe he is involved with this Duncan character. Now, we've got our clothes on. We're outside. They're just finishing burying the bodies. It's like dawn. Right. And we see stranger at the town in sign, and he's like working on something, doing a little art project. That's right. And we don't get the reveal on it or anything yet. But then he's telling everybody, like, you're down. It's not red yet. Let's make it a little redder. We just got done burying him. Gets it painting. Going full joker mode. Whatever you say, sir. And then we spin around. He walks away from the sign. He did something. And it just says, hell across there. So yes. Now we're now. He is an emissary from hell. Yeah. Supied a man. So now, building the cuck that he is, his bitch and his wife, you suck his dick. And this is where we get the reveal about Duncan and everything and how the town is in on it. Because what happened was they hired their goons, Stacy and the goons, to kill him because we learn that the mind that they have is on government property and the government's going to confiscate all that shit. And Duncan was going to tell the guy that he works for the government. He's going to tell the guy. You regulation. Right. This is the horrors of regulation. Rich men can't get richer. So that was the whole roost was they knew they had to get rid of Stacy because the guys were fucking assholes. So they set them up with the whole, they stole gold. They never stole any gold. Oh, interesting. And the reason why, because they just wanted them out of their hair. They didn't want them to get killed because if Stacy admitted, like I killed them for money, he'd get hung just as much as they would. Right. So that's why he never ratted the town out, but he wants to get revenge. So he just stewed in prison for six months to a year. And then he's coming back because they assumed, Oh, after a year, he'd be over it and he just move on to another fucking. They would help that. Yeah. Right. So these guys are fucking stupid as well as disgusting. And so Sarah packing her bags, getting ready to leave and then we cut over to Stacy's gang because of course they're, you know, heading towards town, but they spot Morgan, Morgan runs into their camp leaving town on his horse and they spot him coming through and he's hunched over. He's bleeding. And he's all bullshitting them and I never wanted to set you guys up. Please help me. You know, it's like, Oh, sure. I help you. About a month back, but yeah, how about you tell me about that that safe, the combination that's safe, you got there. It's like, yeah, we'll take our fair share and we'll give you the rest. Don't worry about it. And Morgan, even though he's like in the middle of nowhere with no safety, no, nothing, he's like dying. No, I would never because my God, these people and then while he's talking and Stacy's talking to him, he's got a little like pointed stick in his hand and then he's just like, he's like, you fuck, even he's disgusted by these bitches, he stabs fucking Morgan into the throat, kills his ass, right. And then they're like, they're like surrounded by hills or like a little kind of like valley. And then boom, the gunshot goes at him like, Oh my God, we're fucking surrounded. And we see that it's fucking stranger. And he's just toying with them. He's like throwing fucking dynamite sticks. He's not throwing dynamite. He might stick a dynamite and leaves it where he's at. He's setting up these long wicked dynamites to make it look like he has them surrounded. He is playing mental games to the ninth degree on them. It's incredible. This was a fucking cool, God, this movie, man, it's a hard one. And it's working because anything fucking Dave is doing this, it's got to be that Dave Drake motherfucker. And it's just like one of the brothers get shot in the fucking air or it could have been shrapnel off of teleprompter. It might have been. I saw a teleprompter there. He was reading off everything he said was deliberately said. So it felt less from the heart and more people shot off my ear, my ear, fight forever. He pumps his fist and fuck you. Don't take me off without my shoes, where are my shoes, where are my moccasins? And fucking stations like that fuckers toying with us and he is. He's just fucking in. He said, come down here, you bastard, that's what I knew. It was a nod to the old spaghetti western. So strange, just fucked with them, goes back to Lagos. The toll town painted red and I got to tell you someone who's painted plenty of houses in my life. No fucking way they're doing this in a few hours. No, but I'll give it up to that. There was a nice touch in that there was, they didn't tape off the windows. They didn't do a good job. No fucking paint everywhere and it's only up to like the top of the ladder. So above that, the town isn't paying us. That was a nice little touch. The whole, when you're going on the main road, it's all red. But especially back in those days, they didn't have roller brushes, they're painting this shit with a brook. But if you go down the side, if you go down the side, kind of grip, it kind of took me out of the movie because I know what I'm talking about, all right. I know, I know, I know. I was painting yesterday for fuck's sake and I was like, no. It's all bullshit. Fucking painting is bullshit. I'm settling in with the fact that I have to derive all that fucking closet. And now I'm thinking that's where my Sederis poster is going to go, right next to Ginti, like a little bit of yin-yang. Beautiful Sederis. Ginti? You have a Sederis poster? Yeah. Oh, okay. I'll have to show you the show down here. I didn't know you didn't know. Which movie is it? Yes. Yeah. Okay. So he's riding back into town, town painted red, and everyone's like fucking Mordecai's like, we're going to fucking kill every motherfucker. You know, he's just like fucking, follow away. She's just like loving this shit. But I got to ask you for real tone settles like a clearly seriousness is taking the fucking lead mic here. What are we doing? They're gone. He's like, he's like, will you kill him, then you live with it. He did say we like, I mean, you like, uh, you kill him, then we. Yeah, because that's the thing that's, but no, now we're getting the moral weight of taking a life. Like everyone who hasn't done it thinks it's like, no problem. If you're sociopath, it is a no problem. But if you're a person that's a conscience, it fucks you up. Yeah. And so that's like Clint's nod to like, this shouldn't be fun. Yeah. You know, this in its own way, like we're still a month out from Shilak to two months. No, we're a month. It's October. We're a month out from Shilak, October. This is kind of a horror movie. This is considered like, according to Plex, whatever they pull that IMDB, they call this like a Western thriller. This is a Western fucking horror. So he's like, everybody gets in position and more guys like, when are you going to get the signal balls? I'm not you are what? And then, oh my God, the alarm starts going on, and everybody's freaking out. The guys in the bars are like, we got to get into position, but we're not worried because the strangers get a fucking take care of everything. And then we go outside of the stranger, just like he came in hopping on his horse and that same gaze upon him. Just that off phase. What are you doing? You're leaving? You're leaving? He doesn't even answer him. He just rides off. While meanwhile, Stacey's gang's coming the other way, they made them put up a banner to welcome homeboys. Again, the picnic tables that we were talking about, everything they were setting up. Was welcome back boys. They have a whole fucking thing set up like right chicken and french fries for everybody. Dude, that would that would get anybody. And then the gang runs into town. They fucking Lasso, Sam, drag him away. They're shooting everyone trying, at least now they're trying to shoot, but they can't shoot straight. Still, they're getting shooting each other. It's like Mordecai stands in there for the last second and goes, everybody up in fire doesn't work. He started running high and he goes under his fucking porch like he does, like the chihuahua he is. He's like a groundhog. He's getting a little burrowed. And so the town's immediately taken out by three guys. Naturally, yep. Oh my god. So everyone's brought to the saloon to get tongue lash in, get a little scolding before they're all murdered. Finally, Kelly's brought in and she's just like, oh Stacey, you're the best thing I've ever had. Oh, I waited for you, I pined for you, I wrote so much poetry about you. I can't believe it. I learned that Japanese are called haiku, Stacey, my dick. You are the only one. My dick. Stacey's like, you weren't even the best pussy I had that day. He's like, you're like, like, basically she, she, it's like a town full of betas and she just can't handle any alpha, like, it's like Stacey's even like, boom. What? You think that, you think your pussy fucks good? No. No. I want to know who the fuck was behind all this amb, but should I know you fucking pussy's couldn't have done anything about it. Couldn't have been that Dave Drake motherfucker. Couldn't have been. And then one of the brothers goes toward the door and then wha-pssch. Whip wraps around the neck and he's yanked out and he gets the shit whipped out of him. And it's interesting because they're doing these cuts because, of course, we're getting a man being whipped on the streets of Lago again. And we're seeing the two other Stacey and the other, uh, Calhoun or whatever his name, Carlin brother. Carlin brother. George. They're just kind of in awe of the situation. They're here in the whip. They know a man's being whipped on the street. Who's the first time anyone in this town stood up to them? Maybe that's it. Yeah. And so they don't, they know nothing. They think maybe it's Dave. They don't know anything about the stream. And so they're just like, what the fuck is going on? So they go outside, they see the brothers whip to death. They force everybody outside, surround the body with the townsfolk to kind of give them a protective barrier. And then two sticks of dynamite just flop down near their feet and I'm like, holy shit, rougher cover. Right. So of course, all the townspeople, fucking panic. At least scattered like the roaches there. Exactly. And then it were dudes. He's just fucking with them again. And then one of the brothers was like standing underneath a building and then whip grabs this fucking deck. Well, yeah. Even before that, they're ready to run, but their horses are gone. So they can't run away on their horses. So they have to figure out this town on town. The town has been set on fire. I don't know if they did it or fucking stranger did it and like this was like. But yeah. Now they're walking in the quarters. I'm trying to figure out who's been fucking with them this whole time. That's when the one is walking under like a hangover porch and he gets fucking nosed with a bill of whip with the bill of whip. Yes. So he's dead fucking Stacy's freaking the fuck out. Help me. Why can't your victory be my victory? A lot of ASMR is happening here a little too much for me dog. And then we see he's like looking around, searching around Stacy is walking down the, you know, the empty street with the burning rebel of the yeah, and this is where we get the classic fucking draw scene we see in every Western thing. So like we see in the background stranger just walks out. And fucking Stacy goes through his gun, boom, it's shot out of his hand. And then I liked it. There was no drawn out thing. I can, fills them full of lead so I can kill Stacy. Everybody in action, please understand why this movie, well, this movie is very complex. Yeah. Honestly. That's what we do. We're a complex show. We do complex movies. But this is a good action scene. We have actually built it up in our heads and you gave us something. I don't need to see a back and forth in some kind of eighth level jujitsu bullshit happening. I just need to see an action scene is rightful place that ends. And then we also have to mention Dave gets killed by Stacy in the, in the shoot out they were having, but because he tries to escape with the money and shit, he's a bitch. So now buildings, the only guy left and he tries to take a pot shot at fucking stranger and he gets fucking, and then more to guy bald nuts up and shoots them. That's right. And he's, and then we see more to guys like fucked up by it. He's got to live with it now. He thought it was going to be awesome. We were going to have fun killing people and he's like fuck. I don't like this. Yeah. This feeling. I don't know. It's almost feels like a black exploitation movie because Mordecai was chosen by the devil himself as one of the good ones. He was. So it feels a little weird next morning strangers ready to head out, Sarah's getting ready to leave the town. She's like fuck. Well, there's no town to be, you know, living it's burned down. They burned down. Yeah. So it's kind of like careful what you wish for. These people wanted to save you and they lost their town in the process. That's right. Like they, they asked for one thing. It's a, it's that whole thing like the, the cursed genie's wish like you, I want all the money in the world. Yeah. The monkey paw. Yeah. The monkey paw. I want all the money in the world, but everybody else suffers for you to get that money or something. Well, most people wouldn't care about that, but what do you mean? If you want all the money in the world, you probably wouldn't give a shit. Most people wouldn't care or the person getting all the money wouldn't care about that. People getting the money wouldn't care. Yeah. Exactly. So he's, he's riding out of town. And there's, we forgot to mention that Duncan was buried in the nameless grave. He didn't have a deal. This was a, okay. You know what? We did an office. Which they had to do because they had to hide the fucking body. We, yeah, we did a terrible job because that was one of the plot points. We did bring up Jim Duncan and his whole situation and everything. And so now Mordecai is giving him a proper grave and burial and all that. Marking his grave, writing it all out. And that's when we have stranger rolling up on him as he's leaving town. I never did get your name. Yes, you did. Yes sir, Captain. No, he's turned around. We see that he carved in. Dow Jim Duncan has a grave stone that we can be mourned by his family. I mean, you said you said, well then stranger drifts off and disappears, literally disappears. So that's like, yes, he was like, he turns into a fog, yes, excuse me, smog, smog. Yes. Excuse me. Using embodiment of smog. Yeah. I know this is a fucking tough movie on the first watch, but I think it is very rewarding on a second watch. And I think it's a very interesting movie. It's because we don't get a thing. We don't get a lot of this kind of story art. The old Westerns, it was clear cut, good versus evil. That's not real life. Again, meat and potatoes, we're not talking that though. We're talking Casserol and we're talking about Casserol. Casserol Western. Oh, it's that Casserol Westerns. Spaghetti Western, Casserol Western. Okay. Everyone's shades of gray. We have our, we all have our dark side. We have, you know, and that's what I think what the Italians brought to the Western. Yeah. And I like that. I prefer that. That's why I don't care for, like I said, John Wayne shit. This, I've seen like two other, three other Westerns at this point. This is easily my favorite. It created conflict in me. It created a lot like it put like all great artists supposed to make you think. Yeah. It actually made me think. Most modern, like most of the meat and potato Westerns, you're just like, I'm going around for the classic babyface for a steel ride. And they rarely elicit much. You're just like, Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. Cool. Cool. Cool. That guy's kind of cool. This one is like that man's bastard. I hate that guy. I hate that guy. I hate that guy. I hate that guy. I hate that guy. I hate that. I hate this whole town. It's burning down. And I'm kind of like. Should I feel good about all these people suffering? It creates a lot of conflict. Yes, you should. Fucking movie. Because they watched someone's software and did nothing. Yeah, it's an interesting movie. It's a witch trial movie. So all right, we got a supernatural being next week, Griff. How do you feel about robots, androids, automatons, if you will, I just want to know. You said that some of our friends are very excited about this Western week. I want to know what they felt about this movie. Okay, I'm sure though. I would love to hear other people's opinions. I'm sorry. I'm so interested in people's opinions of a high plane shifter. This is a great movie. What was it called again? High plane shifter. Is that what it's called? Yeah. Okay. I'm really interested. I might get worried about you. You might have like early onset dementia. Oh, god damn it, dude. You know I have dementia. Look at hitting the head with the baseball lot, playing baseball. Yes. I've had banging doors closed on me. I've been hitting the head with baseball. I don't know. I've been dropped on my head. Oh, good. But yeah, I'm so sorry. I really do want to know because this movie fascinates me and we don't always have that. We have interesting movies that are fascinated by "Day of the Warrior". As much as we talked about it for two, three hours last week, yes, I was interested. But anyways, I'm so sorry. You want a Western with a little bit more to it, a little more metallic. I want a little futurism to my Western. Okay. I want future past. Days of future past. Days of future past. Whoa. X-Men. Robots, automatons, androids, whatever you want to call them. They're all in next week's episode, a little movie written by Michael Crichton. Wait, if you read that, you might say it stupidly, like Crichton or something? Criton. Criton, if you will. Is it Criton? No, it's Criton. Oh, it's Criton and something else. Criton is what people live in Lago. Murray, we're doing great on time. We're going, are we? Yeah, we are. When was the last time you saw this movie? Fuck. Decades ago. Decades? Yeah. It'll be a new watch for me, even though I have seen it. It'll be a new one. I watched this like a month ago. And I told Murray, "We need to fucking do this movie." This actually, once again, we're just sending a symbiosis. It's like we feed off each other, I was like, "How about we do a Western month?" Yeah. So... That actually was. Like, I said, "Hey, I want to do this movie." And you said, "Let's just do a Western fucking month." And I'm so excited to do this. You brought up Elon and AI a bunch of times, and that's what this movie thought made me think about a lot was where our fucking current overlords of capitalism god tier have taken us to. Yeah. We're all in the rush. We don't even know what AI can do, but we're in the rush to be the first to do it. Yeah. We're talking about Westworld people if you didn't get it already. Yeah. So that's next week, as weird Western wealth gets weirder next week with Westworld. I hope you put up your fucking yule tie. Wait. What do they call those things? Or something or other? Cuz you owe Brenner's in this. Yule log? Yule log. Put a Yule Brenner log on. Yule! Love next week's episode. There we go. And you owe. Keep it warm. [BLANK_AUDIO]
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