The Sports Brewery Podcast

366: Episode 327 - 9-4-24

Braga, King, and Ski talk: :15: Youth sports scams, game day fits. 8:43: Oregon's concerning win, DG being afraid to let it loose, running backs falling down, horrendous offensive line play, defensive stand outs. 35:00: Bringing VAR to football, B1G picks. 54:05: Boise City trivia. 1:06:00: Top 3 punchable faces.

Duration:: 1h 23m
Broadcast on:: 05 Sep 2024
Audio Format:: mp3

(upbeat music) ♪ I was so dumb but I hopped on a plane ♪ ♪ I was drove right back to the 541 ♪ - Your kid, your kid all ready for that life, King? - No, nope, he hates football. Fair enough, fair enough. I, it's wild 'cause this week is back to school week for everybody and your wife posted pictures of your kids like, you know, first day back to school or whatever. It is crazy how big your eldest is, dude. Like, he is like a full grown human being and I can't get over that 'cause I remember when we first started this thing when he was like an infant running around that fucking studio. - No, I know. - This is weird, it's weird. - Yeah. - It's weird. - Yeah, it's a, yeah, it's a whole thing. - It is, they grow up apparently. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Keep feeding 'em and watering 'em and they get bigger. - Eating them a lot, a lot. - Have you had to re-mortgage the house yet since then? - Not yet, but we're getting close. Actually, I think if I didn't have to re-mortgage anything during middle school sports, I'm probably good because, oh my God, what a scam. Middle school sports are, hey, we're just the other day. As an example, there's this batting cage and pitching area in industrial side of town and they had a travel baseball team this year. I think he told me it was $3,500 to just to sign up. - Jesus. - Fuck that. They're not going to cool places like Tandy Newgo or Miami or a fun game. It's T-Mobile Park. It's, we're going to Boise. - Yeah. - Boise, like I was gonna say, Florida Lane. - Yeah, at least you've got a corner lane. - So cool, little dad. No, but actually, I hate this place. Well, I'll just say, Lidos Lab, like L-Y-D-O-S Lab, scam. And parents are just throwing away money, being like, well, if I pay $6,000 for four weeks of summer baseball, he must be getting a scholarship. No, they're not, they're not. - They're not. - No. - They told me one kid played on the team. - It's an investment in their future, King. Don't you understand this? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, that kid can't hold a baseball. He's like, I know, he's like, how did he get on the team? And I went, because his parents forked over a $3,600 check. That's how, like they're praying. I've, no, I've mentioned this before, but man, middle school, middle school sports are fucking skip. And I know AAU progresses into high school too, but they start to narrow the field down a little bit once you get into high school. Middle school, they'll take that $4,000 check from anyone. So we had seventh grade middle school packet pickup this week. So first day is, first day was, or is, 'cause today's Wednesday, not Thursday, is tomorrow. But packet pickup, and when you go in there, part of that is paying like your yearly fees that you wanna pay or whatever. So if you wanna get the yearbook, you gotta pay for the yearbook then, if you wanna blah, blah, blah. Everybody has the option to pay for the track and field team. Like, there's like three things on there. There's like voluntary like donation of 50 bucks. Like if you want to, if you can, 35 bucks for the yearbook, or like 85 bucks if you wanna support the track team. What the fuck is my $85 gonna buy for the track team? It's track. Like they have their own shoes. They run in circles a whole bunch. Like what, what is, no, I'm not gonna give 85. But my kid, I like forced my child to exercise. My kid is not into it. So I'm like, I'm not supporting this track and field team. But what, you want me to pay 85 bucks so these kids gonna have like shot puts? Like, I got, I can find some old steel in the back, man, that you can throw around, you know, like-- - What a fun day to get in sports. Find a discus real quick. - Come on, come on. Whittle yourself a javelin. - Yeah, I will say the, the fun thing with being reintroduced to high school sports was a couple of weeks ago, getting the fundraiser thing. Oh, we need to raise $50,000 for just full sports. Do you? Do you? - Let me see the budget. - Let me see the budget. - But then they got to $50,000. You wanna know what they said? Take it to $55,000. Come on, baby. - Let's go sick. - Let's go sick. - Let's go sick. - Yeah, I think they wanted 25 donations from each kid of at least 50 bucks or something. It's like, you know, okay, good luck, I guess. And you know, like in most schools, it's just one person who will sign like a $10,000 checks. It's, you know, tax purposes and it skews and everything. - Yeah, sports, real scam. - Getting those charter buses instead of the school buses. That's how that happens. - Yeah, the threat was freshman team. Won't get travel gear on the buses for the buses. And I went, okay, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - Yeah, by the way, by the way, we went to South Eugene, cool story having a freshman team. That's rad. (laughs) - Travel gear, oh, like they do wear sweat pants and crocs every fucking day anyway. - What are we talking about? - What are we talking about here? - Yeah, no, you know what you do is you wear jeans and you're fucking game Jersey while you're traveling. That's what you do, that's your travel gear. - Kid did tell me, we got to wear our like Jersey on game days and I was like, you sure it is? - That must be lucky your coach isn't one of those hardos who is like, you will wear slacks and a dress shirt and a tie that is team specific colored because woof, those coaches exist. - I feel that was, was that just the Dean? 'Cause I'm in basketball. - I think in football, there was like a year where on like the long road trips to like the coast, we were supposed to do it. But it didn't last, it fizzled. Maybe it was just even the opening game. But I remember, I'm not going to say his name, he was a quarterback, his number of 16 initials were SG. I just, but I do remember a one time where, maybe we were both wearing ties and a shirt and we're like, less dumb. - Yeah, yeah, I don't think I was like a one time, must've been a one time thing. - Yeah, I don't remember ever, ever owning a tie in high school. (laughing) - All right, let's get into ducks 'cause we got a lot of shit to cover this week. Welcome to the podcast, Alex Kingsky. Twitter handles are on the picture. If you want to tweet at us, join our Discord, Sports Brewery and Discord. We were having some technical issues with Discord, but Sports Brewery Discord is a fun place. So get in there, it's lots of bullshit and going on in there, it's good time. Twitch.tv/Abrog87, that is where we are right now. Usually we do the podcast live on Thursday nights this week, obviously it's Wednesday. Hit follow at that site, Twitch.tv/Abrog87 and it will give you notifications when we go live and you just click a link and you're there. I also post these on YouTube, Sports Brewery on YouTube. Find it, movie podcast we do every Sunday. This week's movie is the beekeeper. It is on prime, Jason Statham, Felicia Rashad. Watch it, the beekeeper on prime. Listen to us talk about it on Sunday. All right, so Oregon, beat Idaho, 24 to 14. I think everybody watching who is of a record is of a rooting interest for the Oregon Ducks was pretty frustrated the entire game. A lot of people in our Discord were saying you never really felt Oregon was in danger of losing. I think you're probably right. I think-- - Did I say one thing to that? - Yeah, I was gonna say something too. - If you were watching on TV, you probably never had the feeling they were gonna lose. If you were in person for half a second, like half a second when Idaho returned that ball pointlessly, like 70 yards for a touchdown, but you realize that's incomplete and the refs are just letting them continue to play. But there was that split set where like, well, maybe 'cause I don't have the perfect view and maybe it wasn't incomplete. It was very much incomplete. It wasn't even close in hindsight. But if you were in person, maybe for a split second, you were like, oh my God, they're down 17-20. (laughs) What's going on? - Also, Oregon needed a fourth down to get that last Tez Johnson touchdown. They also needed a penalty right before it or it wouldn't have been as easy as it was. So, I was watching this game like, when is Oregon finally going to be Oregon? Like, I kept waiting for it. Like, when is a hole gonna open up on a run play? Like, when is one of these like really fast receivers just gonna run straight? And Dylan Gabriel's just gonna throw deep to them and they're gonna catch it and score a touchdown. When is this gonna happen? Like, you just kept waiting the whole game and it's like, it's not. Like, it's genuinely not. Like, this is Idaho. Like, why are they not throwing the ball down the field? Why, why is like Noah Winnington falling down, untouched, running through the hole? Like-- - They fell down a lot. - James did too. Like, untouched, no contact. Like-- - Like the wrong cleats. - Like, honestly, if Oregon's defense didn't play really well, 'cause they did play really well, they should, it's fucking Idaho. But if Oregon's defense didn't play really well, like-- - Well, let's just say, it's a little better. If Idaho was a little better on offense, it would have been a worry. 'Cause I mean, they scored their first touch and on that fluke, like double reverse flee flicker. And I mean, up until then, I didn't even think they were gonna score any points. But it was one of the weirdest games I've ever seen. - Yeah. - 'Cause if you didn't watch the game, period, and you didn't see the score, and you just looked at the box score, and you saw Dylan Gabriel's numbers. You're like, oh, all right. We probably won by five touchdowns. We would probably rush for three or four at the end. - Okay, Dylan Gabriel, 41 of 49 through the ball 50 times against Idaho. 41 of 49, 380 yards, two touchdowns, no interceptions. So you see that, you're like, oh man, Oregon won by 80. Yeah, sorry. You were talking about it, so I wanted to give the actual numbers. - And then you look, and then if I were to look at the rushing, I'd be like, all right, James wasn't great, but he still had like a six point something average. Whitting since the outlier of like badness, of statistically 14 carries for 33 yards is terrible. - Hidden fairness, first game back from a torn ACL. - Sure. - In fairness. - And offensive line was terrible. Like I think that's the best. - That's the best. - Without watching, you wouldn't know though. Without watching, you wouldn't know. You'd be like, oh, he must've had all the time in the world. But then if you look deeper, it's like, oh, strip sack fumble, missed two fourth down conversions, and missed a field goal. And it's like, all of a sudden, it's like, oh, now you start seeing how it could be a little closer. I mean, that's essentially four turnovers right there. - Couldn't get one yard a lot in this game, which is pretty sad against an FCS team. - Being brought it up last week, that was your worry. You said, I don't know about this offensive line. And we still don't know, but for what we do know the offense line, they're not that good. - They're not good without Matthew Bedford. I think- - But I mean, but we're saying that like we know what Matthew Bedford is. - Yeah, because I'm just saying this, because Connolly was like a high four, low five star guy. Third year of the program, we think he's good. NFL scouts tell you he's good. - Cornelia's good. - Cornelia's good. - Offwards, scouts tell you. A Johnny Cornelius could be a top 15 pick. Cornelius was so bad, gave up. Two sacks had one or two penalties. The line had five penalties, only one was a hole. Four of them were procedural. Like you can't, I don't, I know like a message board geniuses. I don't know if you guys are familiar with that Twitter account where they just post dumb shits from every time. You know, they had one for the ducks where some guy said, "I was down on the field before the game. "I'm telling you, they all had COVID. "They all had the flu to the offensive line. "They were sick, they were sweating. "They were either hungover or had COVID." I don't believe it, but the Cornelius performance makes no sense. What he did on Saturday makes no sense, like Charlie Pickard or Picard, if you're a Star Trek guy. - Yeah, we're, we'll be Picard on gas. - Picard, Picard, okay, he's a walk on center, got it, bad. Cornelius and Connolly, what in the fuck was that? Because it's not even just the procedural penalties. Just block someone straight. - Yeah, just getting beat regularly. Yeah, Cornelius, I don't recall Cornelius having a good series in the entire game. Like he was routinely getting beat on past plays and run plays, 'cause a lot of the times they would run to his side and he would just get beat and Whittington would get tackled a yard in the backfield. Like he was truly terrible. And you know, like, so, we heard, we saw Fender talk about this in the Discord a whole bunch. Like as a former offensive lineman, it's like, you know, cohesiveness and communication and all of those things are really important for an offensive line. And so maybe not having Bedford is a big deal in that regard. - Wanna get, wanna get Idaho, though, it shouldn't matter. - It shouldn't matter. - That thing, it should not matter. - And it would also, it would also. - If it was a good team, I would get it. It's like, all right, you were off-kilter, you know, things didn't work out, but you should have been multiple times in the game. You shouldn't be able just to manhandle guy in front of you and clear a hole for running back to go through. - But when they're like, oh, maybe they just didn't gel. It's like, Bedford got hurt like nine days ago. Like let's not act like he was out all spring and all summer, you know what I mean? Like they should have been able to be like, oh, you want to know what, like he has one guy out. We need to, I don't know, it was. Like I said in the discord, I'm not saying a leak Terry is a whiff on Dan Lanning's hiring, but wish can happen. And I just want to say it because I know we all love Dan Lanning. We're not playing for clicks. Eat breakfast and whoop ass. Grass is green, I get it, he's a good quote. But even the excitement fucked up. His last two offensive hires were for OC after going Kiffin and Sark were Bill O'Brien and Tommy Rees. And it didn't ultimately matter because it's Alabama and a bad Alabama team could still somehow, you know, bad by their standards. Getting the playoffs by beating Georgia. It didn't matter. But coaches can whiff and I don't know, man. I, 'cause we know he can't, he's not recruiting empirically. That isn't happening. He's not getting recruits. And it's only one game. It's only one game. Maybe they put up 225 yards rushing on Boise State. Gabrielle gets sacked once. You know, we just recalibrate from there. But it just doesn't look right. And even if you go back to last year, and again, we say this is kind of a thing. We say the other team, you know, it used to be the coaches were paid to stop you. Now, players are also paid to stop you. So you got to give some credit there. But even last year, if you go back to UW and Vegas, the OSU game at Austin, there was another one earlier in there where they just would not run the ball. And we all just chalked it up to, well, Bucky Irving had a sprained ankle. I don't know. I don't know. - Do you think it's coach? Do you think it's schemes? Or do you think it's, like you said, just not getting coached? - Well, I'm willing at this point to just say it was a one game anomaly. I am willing to do that. But, and I'm probably just being more negative on coach Terry because coach Terry, why the fuck do I call it? - Don't crush Terry. - Oh, leek Terry, because I just know he doesn't recruit. He all like this off season was a brutal time for him in that sphere. It was like, oh, we're losing guys to Missouri. - What? - What the hell? Illinois, you gotta beat out my Illinois. But I don't know. It could just be a bat, a bat, he's young, he's young. - I don't know. - I don't know. Usually you have it, you, I feel like you have it or you don't, you kind of don't really grow into it really. I don't think like a position coach like that 'cause that's usually you, a lot of guys play that position. So you know, you're gonna teach what you were taught. So I don't know if you could really grow too much into that, but I think he got, he's still young. Like he literally was playing college football in 2018. So he's a young dude. - But I think we got a little lucky to see how bad the line was because if I don't know what was wrong with him, whatever was wrong with Dylan Gabriel, if he could just throw a ball down past the hash mark, past 10 yards, they could have ran away with his game still, even with the line being that bad. Just take shot, he did took zero, took the one shot early to Stuart and just missed him. That's it, that was it though. - But see, I don't, I think that was more of a product of the line being shit. Because- - He had, he had like, he was like- - He did. - He had instantly the whole time. - He had time, he had guys running free. He checked down to the running back. So many times. And by the way, check this out real quick, real quick. - Tez Johnson led Oregon with 12 catches. He had 81 yards. Tez Johnson, man. Like, that should never happen. You know, like throwing four yard routes every single time when you have the weapons that Oregon has should never happen. - It just shouldn't. - Even if, even if you have the most vanilla game plan in the world against an FCS team, throw it down the field like five times, six times. He just wasn't. - But this is why I will say, I think it's more of the line. In Gabriel's two years in Oklahoma, when she was Oklahoma defensive coach, they're not really offensive minded anymore. - Yeah, yeah. - In his two years, he was top 20 both years in adjusted depth of target. So how far you throw the ball to a receiver at 10.2 yards combined between the two seasons? So top 20, both years. Nick's was like, second to last last year, just in case he didn't want to want to send it out. He's a captain starting for the Broncos, whatever he did, good on him, he's picked well. Got him. Gabriel's adjusted drop target was 4.2 yards on Saturday. So I can't just say that's him just all of a sudden freezing up. There's good. - But it didn't feel like Nick's there with, 'cause Nick's didn't, he took some shots, but he didn't quite to dump it off. He would find the middle of the field and like the outside running routes. But these all felt like checkdowns, like he saw someone deep and was like, no, I'm checking down. - Every single time. - That's the difference I saw where, like you said, no, he just played just like Nick's. - No, he didn't. But like even from like a running perspective, there was a play, I think it was in the fourth quarter. It doesn't matter. I think it was in the drive down and upscoring, the last touchdown on, where Gabriel is coming towards me, I'm in like section 20. He has an absolute lane. It's like second and six. An absolute lane to get 10 yards and run out of bounds or a slide or whatever you wanna do at that point. And he just turned his shoulders and sailed one. I actually think he may have thrown it sort of deep and he just missed the guy intermediate, it's probably more, but missed him. But he had the run where the people sitting behind me were total dip shots. They admitted, they don't watch football. But even they were like, run guy, run guy. And he just didn't. Again, watching in the stadium is different than the TV view. So maybe it looked worse. - Recently. - But we saw that too. - No, it was bad. - Yes, it was bad. - It was like too, just and he's supposedly a more willing runner than Nick's was. And we're not saying he's Lamar Jackson, but. - He ran for a shit ton of yards at Oklahoma and he was like 500 yards for 50 a year. Like that's. - Less than he did at what, Central Florida. He was like a real running quarterback then. - Yes. - But like I said, he was still a running quarterback at Oklahoma. I, the only thing I could think of kind of, which kind of makes sense for everything is that landing had a game plan. And the game plan was, oh, we're gonna come out and we're gonna romp 'em. And I don't want you running Gabriel. I want you to work with these receivers and you know, shake those easy ones. And maybe they just never adjusted. They just kept that same idea of, oh, well, well, eventually we'll pull away. And this never did. - I think you're right. I think the game plan was to be super vanilla. I think landing expected Oregon to run much easier against Idaho. Like he did not expect the line to play as bad as they did. I, cause Oregon finished with 107 rushing yards as a team against Idaho. Like that, so that includes the negative yards for Gabriel's sacks or whatever, like a net yards or whatever. But like that is brutal. I think he expected to be like 250, maybe 300 rushing yards against them. And it wasn't fucking happening. So like, tell Gabriel, hey, don't run. We're playing an FCS team. Don't hurt yourself. Easy passes, no reason to take risks or turn the ball over. And the game kept going on. And you know, I truly believe like he wasn't panicking either. He wasn't like, I think there's a chance Oregon is going to lose. Like, but I think at some point, seeing where the game was at, you got to maybe make an adjustment and be like, all right, all right, Dylan. Like let's make, or all right, Will, like maybe let's take a couple of shots here. You know, like maybe, maybe like, maybe air it out just a few times, you know, see what will happen. And these didn't do it. 'Cause honestly, I think the game plan would have worked, it would have been a route if they were able to run the football and get, you know, their five, six yard average run. 'Cause Gabe, like I said, Gabriel was very accurate. Like 40, 40, 40, 40, 40 yard. That's incredible. If you factor that, I mean, obviously, he wouldn't be throwing the ball as much if the run game was effective, but that dink and dunk works well when you establish a run and it's second and five. - Yeah. - It was, by the way, second. It was 9.3 yards per completion. So 40, like that's not super great. If you're throwing 49 times. - It was, no, and against me, it wasn't the lack of completions. It was the lack of attempts. Like I, at first, it was like first driver, second driver, I had that bomb to Stewart. I was like, all right, here we go. This is what I wanted to see. I wanted to see Stewart getting loose deep and see what happens. And then that was it. - That was it. - Yep. - That was it. - So I did hear some talk of the line. So not having Bedford forced Leylolu to move from center to guard. And he apparently is not built to be a guard in any way. He is really talented, but moving him to guard, he also was getting beat fairly regularly against Idaho, which I don't know. - But it's very hard, similar enough though. It's not like a tackle where you gotta be a little more speed oriented, but. - So that's what I was wondering too, is like why not just, 'cause center, I mean, we all know this, is like a really important position on a football team. And it feels like replacing your center is more difficult than replacing your right guard. So why not leave him at center and have a backup at right guard? Because it feels like it felt like sort of a domino effect, right? Because if he's getting beat at right guard, a position he should not be playing, then Cornelius might be edging over trying to help out. And now he's getting beat 'cause he's out of position. And it's just one thing after another. So like hopefully for Oregon against Boise, like Bedford plays and they just don't have to worry about this anymore. But I wonder if he's still shaken up if they don't adjust that. And just let your center play center. - Like I said, we gotta think about this too. I mean, we all consensus, you know, Connolly's the best offensive lineman of the group, right? You shoved him at left tackle. Well, you put him at left tackle, but Gabriel's a lefty. So the most important guy now should be the right tackle in the right guard. And if that's your weak link now, that's why you fumble. Like when you get blind side hit, now it's a lot different than, you know, having the sure handed left tackle there with a righty quarterback. So that is a concern. - And there's a very big concern now if that's the weak link is the right side now, yeah. - Yeah. - I will say though, I was bored of tears. So I'm not trying to really sugar, I'm not trying to sugarcoat the winner all that game was a waste of time, it was boring. I would almost rather they have an ugly luck, an ugly win like this, then maybe an ugly win. And I'm just using Arizona as an example because Tedarota McMillan is awesome. - My cats. - But I'd rather have, oh, I feel better with this one where the defense was good, the defense tackled, the defense gave up like 99 yards on three plays and one was trick play, one of them was a screen and they hit one pass. And then if they had 162 to 39 where an Evan Stewart was just four touchdowns in 250, where you're like, my God. Well, I think you've got four touchdowns and three field goals, I know, you know, because like again, in that scenario, McMillan's awesome, Arizona's gonna win a lot of games. They gave up 40 points in a New Mexico team that was a two touchdown underdog and ended up losing at home last week to an FCS team. So there are New Mexico's stinks and they lost the Montana state, but at least we can all see the one thing that was terrible. It was the offensive one. It wasn't like, man, the linebackers are a little small, the corners can't cover them, we got no pressure. We're gonna score a lot, we're gonna score, but we're gonna don't score people. - I have, the bossa thing was weird too, right? Because bossa left in the first half with an injury apparently and then came back in the fourth randomly and they asked landing about it and he said it was like a healthy scratch basically. Like he was banged up a little, could have come back in, but they chose to not let him play anymore. Even though the game was close, which is-- - Maybe he was sick, maybe he was sick, you know. - It was the same thing with Jacobs. I think they both played less than 10 snaps. Jacobs now don't think ever came back, but yeah. Bossa came back in the fourth, landing was like, oh, I just didn't think we were gonna need them, but they-- - You think they're doing it? Like what? They got within three, bro. - I mean, there is an outside chance that COVID did run through the team and some dudes were just kind of sick. I mean, that is, it's not an excuse, I don't think it is, but it's a possibility. - I liked him playing with COVID, by the way. - I love COVID, nothing now, no. - I will not remember when PGA players who were about to win on the 18th hole were pulled off the green 'cause in COVID. And now we may be kind of sore that we're hypothetically saying, COVID ran through a football team saying, I'm gonna fucking go play. - Dude, my ex just had COVID, and it was like, hey, I have COVID, but, and I still show symptoms, but I don't have a fever anymore, so I can take the kid if you want. I was like, oh, I guess that's what the CDC says, right? So, okay. (laughing) - What's Fauci say? - Yeah, Fauci, Fauci, Fauci, Fauci, Fauci, Fauci, Fauci. (laughing) By the way, so real quick, real quick. While we were talking about the defense 'cause two interceptions, like Nico Reed are really nice interception late in the game. The Brandon Johnson interception in the end zone was kind of a big play. (laughing) Like, if he doesn't make that play, which is also a really nice catch, I don't know, man. (laughing) Also-- - Where did he transfer it from? - Duke. - Duke. - Yeah, baby. - Thank you. - Yeah. - Thank you. - Also, Matty, you looks really fucking good. Oh, and again, and I know it's Idaho, but wow. - I put it in the discord. It was the highest rated edge rusher by PFE. So it's-- - Yeah. - I don't love having to use them as a metric of things, but they say he was the best. - Like the combination of him, Birch, and Harmon. Like, his Harmon had a sack and a half too. Like, man, like the front-- - It looks pretty good. - The front is good. I don't know, 'cause they're playing Boise this week and Boise ran for a shit-tunny art, so I don't know. We'll see. - Boise, Boise pulled an air-- - I don't like what King was just saying. They give 45 points to Georgia Southern. - It's like, yeah, clear. - Yeah, clear. - You don't even steam. - Yeah. - It's like, oh, cool. You're running back at six rutching touchdowns. You barely hung on to be Georgia Eastern. - I don't know. I don't know what that means. Like, 'cause Oregon barely scored against Idaho. So, who the hell in the host? Maybe they won't score against Boise too. I don't know. - We will find out. - We will find out. So, like, I think I'm sorta with you, King, in that I feel like giving them the benefit of the doubt. I feel like chalking this up to a one-game thing. And I think they will very likely figure out a bunch of shit for Boise this week. But three games to do it. That's all that matters. - True. - Without this schedule now, you got three games and each shit as long as you win. - True. - And figure things out. - By the way, by the way, Boise beats Oregon. They're like a front runner for at large. Like, easily. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, so-- - I mean, it's-- - So, I mean-- - So, the reason I say that is 'cause Boise beats Oregon continues to win, gets in at large. Oh, Oregon, one of their losses was to a team that is also in the playoff. So, yeah, it doesn't look terrible. So, I don't know. - Doesn't look good, but-- - No, I would not say anything last week looked good. - No. - Yeah. - The tackling. - The tackling was fine. - I was fine with the defense. Like I said, gimmick play, one just blown screen, that just one guy had a misread and then one good throw. Other than that, they shut shit down. - Yeah. I saw that Flea Flicker play twice last week and I think Florida State ran it too. And both times, it really looked like a forward lateral on the second pitch, both times. It was really, really close. It's totally the... Oh, what's the music city miracle? Wait, no. - Tennessee, that was a kick off. That was a kick off. - Yeah, the Y check one, where he throws it from here. And so, technically it goes backwards. - Yeah, look, I don't know. - Yeah, so, yeah. - I love it. - Physics are weird on those, man. I love in how our country's most popular sports were A, still bringing out old people with chains to measure where we have lasers everywhere else. And online, a scrimmage stuff, we're saying, ah, he had a little bit of zah on it? Or if you look, yes, 99% of the quarterbacks body was three yards behind the line, but the top of his back heel was sort of on it. So he wasn't past it, even though we all saw he was three steps past it. - Like, okay, my quarterback in the NFL really benefits from that stupid rule where you could just run for, but if you just keep that heel back, you didn't cross the line, easily. - He's a professional. Why does football not have VAR? Like anybody who watches like soccer, you see what VAR is and you see how close it gets it. Like, it's so efficient. And there's no question, 'cause they literally do the replay and they show the line. And it's like part of his body is across the line. That's it? Okay, why does football not have that? It's amazing technology. Just fucking use it. - Because once they do that and once they do the chains, then there's nothing. It's just, it's all up to... - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's not up to the people anymore, it's just you might as well review everything, right? - People are dumb. There's too much money riding on this. That's why we got rid of the fucking BCS and shit, man. Like, what are we doing? Okay, so let's move on for more. - Okay, I got it. - 'Cause we're real quick, we have segments to do. We have list, we have lines, we have trivia this week. - Oh, summer's over. We gotta hurry this up. - We got work to do. - No quick though. - Quotas, let's go. - Apparently, whatever insider King was getting, Sappington, not great. I mean, plenty of leg there, but yeah, missing that 52-yarder. And then we, you know, we blame offensive line, gave her and all that. I think I'm gonna throw blame on, I think the conference, just some of that big 10 seeped into Oregon's blood and just, you automatically lose two touchdowns, a game average. And the defense gets better. That's just what happens. - I just got a little bit of that Iowa soda brass game now. Bro, I don't, I don't put up over 40, man. We like, Oregon's in trouble. - Yeah, I was scored like 32 and like the fourth quarter. (laughing) Look out. All right, let's start with lines. Ski, you ready for lines? - I got lines. - All right. - Yeah. - Lines, lines. - Lines, lines everywhere, lines and lines. Tyler Moss was in Vegas, he probably did lines. - Yeah, DJ throws the ball like he's a poor dude, man. I don't even, I don't like what's happening. DJU, he's a nice kid. - He's a good kid. - Man, just man at this point. - Just as bad at throwing a football, that's all. - Man, he is-- - The trauma hasn't even been good anywhere though, is the thing. - Yeah. - He was a good one for me. - It's freshman year at Clemson. Do you remember the Notre Dame game? - Nope. - Clemson lost, but Notre Dame made the, I think they, yeah, they made the play off that year. It's Southern Clemson. And he filled in for Lawrence, 'cause Lawrence had COVID. And he threw over like 450 yards at Notre Dame and then lost a close game. But yeah, every year afterwards. - Yeah, it's all been downhill since then. - Yeah. - Like I put, I put that a video on the Discord tonight of Ludacris throwing the first pitch. - The big arm, let's go. - He has stand-up prosthetics from the music video. Sometimes that's what DJU looks like when he's throwing. It's just, he's got these big old arm and he just, it just doesn't, you know? - It's like a, it's a step, it's a step too late, man. Like everything he does, it's just a split second too late and that's all it takes. Was that the chicken and beer album, Ludacris with the big arms? I think it was. - That's a good question. - I think it was. Classic. - All right, how do we do last week's key? - So first off, in the Discord, a booble who is supposed to be our like stackkeeper, instantly gets it wrong. - Week one. - Ooh. - Oh. - King, technically King wins week one. - I mean technically, yes, technically week one. - Yeah, I mean, you mean he had more points than both of us. - We all guessed the same amount of games correct. We all got seven games correct. King just had his star pick Penn State to give me edge. So King's eight, year seven in Booble. I have seven points. - Okay, yeah, 'cause he only gave you six. He had to go six and nine, yeah. - I've seen the bumper stickers, believe Boobles. I've seen it. I do believe Boobles. - Believe in Boobles. - Apparently he just assumed, 'cause I was the only one that picked USC to win. You must have gotten that wrong. But, all right, so King's in the lead, first game. Well, here's a problem of doing it on a Wednesday is that they don't release the FCS matchup lines on Wednesdays yet. So Western Illinois in Indiana, that's off the board. We're not doing it. - Oh no, it's a damn shame, Mike, you're just asleep. - Yeah, King did all his research, man. - I know he did. Those big directional Illinois schools. - Apparize the B, O, and O in Bloomington, and boo to you, sir. - All right, so the first game we got Duke, or Northwestern. Northwestern is a two and a half point favorites. It's a little surprising, but yes, Northwest. - Give me the one of the cats on the lake because I saw Elon go against Duke last week and Duke gave Elon all they could handle it. - Yes. - I mean, Elon's giving you all you can handle right now. - He really is, what an asshole, man. - I mean, Twitter hard. - Yeah, you are banned. - I'm still on post, man. - I'm also going Northwestern, dude. I actually watched a fair amount of Northwestern last week. - They do. - Yeah, they're not good, but-- - No, they're not. - I think they're gonna be Duke. - And surprising thing is Duke was pretty good last year. - Watched Northwestern B2 and O. - But Duke lost their head coach A and they got me their quarterback for their name. - Yep, and they're starting safety to Oregon. - Oregon, Brandon Johnson, I always, my favorite. - Your favorite to go is new. - I always knew. - Nobody knows more about Brandon Johnson than me. - I'm with you guys, Northwestern, Billin, all right. - That almost, that almost stuck by me. - Well, have a good day. - I'm a good day, right? - We got a real game here. We have Texas, seven and a half point favorites against Michigan. - I don't like Michigan's quarterback situation. Walk on starting. - No, and, you know, was it just me and Braga? No, all of us picked Michigan last week. They go, all right, new head coach, all that stuff, reigning champs, they gotta come out hot, right? They laid a fucking, they did not look good. - I think I said that about both Michigan schools and they both did not do that. - Yeah, I mean, Michigan won 30 to 10, but it was 16 to 10 with nine minutes left and they literally had to pick six with like 30 seconds left. - And more important, yeah, they didn't cover. So I'm taking Texas. - Yeah, me too. - I think there's a, I think it's a big year for Texas. They got, they got, they got swagger this year, man. - Texas is a snack, baby. - Yeah. - I don't know, next thing we got bowling green. They're playing Penn State, Penn State 34 and a half points. - Yeah, I got Penn State. They looked, they looked very good for most of that game last week and then they sort of just took their foot off the gas. Like, I think I, 34 and a half is a lot. Yeah, I think they're gonna cover it. - You know what? Give me bowling green. Like you said, it's hard to cover. I could see, you take your foot off the gas a little too early, give it a touchdown. Yeah, they will lose by a 32. Give me bowling green. - Big 10 did not really cover last week. - No, and we picked a lot of them to cover. - Yeah. - I'm picking the nitty lions. I didn't like the way bowling green looked against Fordham. - No, the speed on the edges against the Rams, you know what I mean? I don't know how to speed. - Check out. - You don't expect to play Fordham Rams and walk away with these. - No, I mean, you know. - Check out King's TikTok for a full breakdown of that game. - All right, we saw him last week against Ohio State. I believe we got Pankern. They're playing the fighting Chianos. Fighting Chianos are 23 and a half point favorites. - Fighting Chianos. I've never picking an outside of poverty and depression. I'm not picking anything from Akron and LeBron James, I guess. - What's the line? - 23 and a half. - Ew, records looked real good last week though. - Yeah. - That's okay. - Hey, give me Jersey, rent in Jersey, give me that. - Yeah. - The one thing he does is not lose Technica in at home, so. - If there's one thing, Greg Chianos does. - That is my star pick. - Oh shit. I'm that confident in Rutgers. - It is confident. All right, couldn't find a line for Rhode Island in Minnesota, so I think everyone's happy about that. And now we got, ooh, we got interstate battle here. Iowa State. They're a two and a half point dogs to Iowa. - Ooh, El Aceco. Let's go. - Is it in names? - It is, I'll start. I'm star picking Iowa. They, that might have been the most points they scored in like five years last week. This offense is back, maybe. - Did they score all the points they're gonna score for the whole season last week? That's what we're gonna find out. - I'm also picking Iowa. Their defense is really, really good. Like really, really, really, really good. - And Jamal Tinsley is not walking through that door for Iowa State here, so I'm not too worried. - Brock Purdy ain't walking through that door, boys. - Give me the clones. - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. - All right, um, yeah, I didn't know we had a conference game here. We got Michigan State. They're nine and a half point dogs to Maryland. - It's, I mean-- - We in Maryland. Maryland always starts six and O and finishes six and six. They're running it up. - I'm with you with Maryland too, but just because God, they look, Sparty looked bad. - They really did. Like surprisingly so. I'm still gonna pick 'em though. I still got Michigan State. - By the way, I feel worse 'cause my Iowa State pick after same thing would be the Bad Dakota School by like 16 last week. - And speaking of Bad Dakota School, we got South Dakota. They're playing Wisconsin. Get this. Whiskey's only a 12 and a half point favorite against South Dakota. - See? I think, who, who? - Wisconsin. - Wisconsin. - I couldn't believe it. I thought it had to be a mistake. - Wisconsin. I am picking. Right? (laughs) - I mean, maybe? - Right? - Yeah, I'll go Wisconsin. Damn it. - I don't understand. - I go hand-eye. He'll have won in game. It'll be that one. - I do not, I just, I cannot back South Dakota. I don't want to pick whiskey, but I will take Wisconsin as well. And then, oh God. - Real quick. 19 says he forgot that Oregon played Iowa State in the Fiesta Bowl. - Mm-hmm. - As a 4. - I wish I did. - Yeah. - We did try to forget that. - That was a, that was not a fun one. - If case anyone forgets how that, or forgot how that game went, Iowa State would score, then they would kick the ball off, 70 yards in the air and 20 yards deep, and DJ, what was this? - Johnson. - He played tight end. DJ Johnson would go and try and catch it, and he fumbled it every time. And Oregon never learned. And you probably fired their special team's coach, Bobby Williams. - They also did have two NFL guys on that offense, so it's like, they were bad. - Party in Breeze Hall. - Yeah. - I thought those cardboard cutout fans of ours and Glenn, you know, really gonna make a difference in that one. - Soft cardboard cutout fans. - Yeah. - All right, next scene, we got the Terrible Directional Michigan School. Eastern Michigan is a 24 and a half point dog to U-Dub. - U-Dub. - Yeah. - It asked me about my accent. - I hate Eastern Michigan so much, so I'm forced to take U-Dub. - Are they from Yip Salanti? Is that where they're from? - I mean, they would be. - The Eagles from Yip Salanti? - Yeah. - Sounds right. I also have Washington. - Oh. - I know. - Yeah, it's out of conference. It's, you know, we're. - Yeah. - Okay, dog, here we got Kansas. Five and a half point favorites against the Alignai. - You hear that? You hear that? - That's J-Hawk, baby. Give me a rock-chuck J-Pock. They're covering it. Jalen Daniels, easy money. - You still need a star-picking, you're gonna-- - Oh, well, how many more games do we have? - Uh, four. - Yeah, good thing you took those two out. Jesus. - I know. - So many catching up games we have to pick up. - We have a different directional Michigan school to still do it. - All of the, okay, Illinois. - Well, I'm taking Kansas. Illinois is bad. Juice Williams ain't there. - Kevin Hardy ain't walking through that door. - No. - All right, we got other direction. We got Western Michigan. They're playing Ohio State. - Don't care. We're not taking a mask. - Yeah. - Ohio State. - Ohio State by like 80. - I think they're from Kalamazoo, Michigan. - Western Michigan is? - Yeah. - All right, ooh. I'll just pencil in Nebraska here for Braga. We got Colorado, Nebraska. Brasky, seven and a half point favorites. - Star pick, Nebraska. - Colorado. - Yep. And I am taking Nebraska. - Yep. - Braska's back, baby. - Sure they are. - Illinoisola, baby. - Yeah. - I believe Nebraska is back less than I believe. Colorado is good. - Colorado is good. - Yeah. - All right, USC 28 and a half point favorites at home against Utah State. Easy Utah State. - Ooh. - They'll lose, they'll lose, they're covering. - I got USC, man. - Good job, Scott. - USC, USC got weapons. - Like the game. - No one's gonna be there riding a little high. - And I mean, they won, but it's not like SC looked good. They kind of, they got that big 10 blood in them too, where the offense wasn't great, but all of a sudden they have like a respectable defense now. It's like, give me Utah State though, yeah. They win by four touchdowns. - I got USC. - And then last game, Ducks are 19 and a half point favorites against Boise. - Broncos. - Yeah, that's kind of an easy one. I got, I got Boise too. Like, I don't, I don't see how anyone could bet Oregon in this. - I am taking Oregon. - They gave up 45 points to Georgia Southern. - Yeah, Oregon scored 24 against Idaho. - Yeah, that's a good Idaho team buster. - Okay. - And if you guys respect it-- - They got NFL guys on that Idaho defense, let me tell you what, okay. - I'm not saying NFL guys, I'm just saying today, they practice hard, they train hard, they hit the playbook and they know what they're doing. Gap assignment, great. Wrapping up, great. They know what they're doing. - Coach ACK. - They have a coach's kid on their team. You don't struggle against teams that have coaches' kids on their team. You do not. - Colorado has two. - Yogi Roth literally talked about that kid. Like the stereotypical, like white guy, right? Like the gym rat, he's the first one in, last one out. You know, a real hard worker, like coach's son, evil. - Okay. - Here's my only edge to it is that Boise State, they're gonna try to run the ball and I think that's the one strength of the Ducks defenses, they could stop the run. Now, can they score 21 points? That's the goal. - Yep. - All right, let's do trivia. Then we gotta do our list. So trivia, I forgot to do it last week for Idaho but maybe that's why Oregon struggles 'cause nobody was taking Idaho seriously, like including this podcast. So maybe that was it. So we're gonna start things off right with Boise 'cause frankly, Oregon can't fucking lose to Boise again. That can't happen. - Oh, it can. - Oh, it can. - Okay, so Boise City trivia, 'cause Boise's not a state. - You guys picked Boise State. Do you guys think they're going to win? - No. - No. - No comment. - Cool. (laughing) - It's fucking this fucking guy. - All right, so Boise City trivia, if you have not seen or heard us do trivia before, I give somebody a question and they can either answer it right or if they get it wrong, then the other person gets a multiple choice for a chance to get the point. I have 10 questions. Best out of those 10 will win and I keep track all season. I believe King won last year. Pretty sure. - Asterix on it. - Okay, all right. Especially 'cause I don't remember at all. So, all right, let's start. Who wants to start? Should we flip a coin or something? - We give it to the quote unquote champ over here. - Champ is here. - Okay. - Champ is here. - Remember when Boise City won the Fiesta Bowl back in 2007 over Oklahoma? Is this whole big Cinderella story? Statue of Liberty, two point conversion, yada, yada. Chris Peterson was the coach. Who was Boise City's quarterback that day? - Gary Zabryanski from Salem. - That is correct. Jared Zabryanski also on the cover of NCAA football 2008, the following year. So, King has one. King won, ski zero, ski. Next question. Remember the guy who scored on the two point play in that game? Ran over, proposed to his cheerleader girlfriend. They're still married. He works at State Farm in Boise, if you needed to know that. What is that running backs name? One of their all time leading restaurants. - Ian Johnson. - That is correct. - Nice work. Where'd you pull that out of? All right. - I was thinking J, a J-E also. - Also a running back who went to Boise City? - I don't remember at the same time, but the guys are now. - Okay. King, who is the all time leader and wins as a head coach at Boise? Leader and wins all time. - Opie Allen. - That is incorrect. - Oh. - Ski, you're on the off the board. - Ski, your options. Brian Harson, Chris Peterson, or Dan Hawkins. - I'll say Peterson. - That is the correct answer. Peterson went 92 and 12 before going to Washington. - Pretty good record. - So ski up two to one right now. This goes back to ski, 'cause of ski's turn. This Oregon football Hall of Famer, or not Hall of Famer, this Oregon football player began his career at Boise Junior College before moving on to the Ducks and a long NFL career where he was an all-pro. Hint, he has family who was also at Oregon. - Wilcox. - What's the first name, ski? (silence) - Also my brother's first name. - John Wilcox? - Nope. - I don't got a first name. I don't know why, I don't got it. - Are we gonna give that to him? - No, the answer. - Like, should we give it to him? 'Cause it is the correct last name. - I'm leaving this up to you, King. So, Chad says no. - No. - No. - And that's a no. Oh, man, that sucks, 'cause you absolutely gave King the answer here. King, your options. Dave Wilcox. (laughs) - Dave Wilcox. - Yeah, Dave Wilcox. He, by the way, he was an Oregon football Hall of Famer. I realized after I said that, that if I said that, it was gonna automatically not be the other two guys who were the options. (laughs) All right, so tied up at two now, back to King. Who is Boise's all-time career leader in passing yards and touchdowns? - Hell and more. - Yes, that is correct. - If you would have said the Hank Bach Meyer, I was gonna just walk out. - Ryan Dinwitti. - Ryan Dinwitti, Ryan Dinwitti. (laughs) - All right, three, two, King with the lead right now. Ski, usually I ask you for the name of the mascot for a team, but this time, all I wanna know about Buster Bronco is what Jersey number he wears. He, sorry, I don't know why I'm puttin' gender. He doesn't have the bow, so I assume it's a, yeah. What Jersey number does Buster Bronco wear? - I'm sure there's some dumb reason why it's a specific number, but I'll say one. - That is incorrect. King, your options, 12, zero, or 99? - I'll say 99, 'cause it's wacky. - The answer is zero. (sighs) Nobody gets the point. - No, no naddies for the number naddies they got. (laughs) - We can't make that joke. - Easy there. - We can't make that joke. - Dangerous game. Dangerous game. - Yeah. (laughs) - Get ice. - Not the most-- - It's February, don't step on that bond. - Not the most dangerous game, but it's pretty close. All right, so this goes to, ski? You're like, King. - King. - Yeah, that's right. Yeah, listener, viewer, you'll get used to me not being able to remember that. King, who is the highest drafted player in Boise history? He went number 12 overall in 2008. - Oh my God, it's an offensive line with me. - Gotta be right. - Yeah, why, I don't know, fast. - Throw out a guess, any names? - Lane Johnson. - Incorrect, he went to Oklahoma, I think. - I mean him. - Ski your options. Demarcus Lawrence, Ryan Cladie, or Doug Martin. - Ooh. - Did the, I'm gonna go, I think Doug Martin was like that sneaky running back that got taken. - It was Ryan Cladie. - He went to Muscle Hamster. - He did go first round, he's like 31st to Tam. - Did he really, wow. - Yep, all three of those, actually no. Lawrence actually went in the second round, I think. Yeah, which is crazy. - Yeah, Cladie went to the Broncos in 2008, had a nice long career, I think. Okay, so nobody got that one right now. King leading three to two with two questions left. This one goes to King. Right, no, ski. - Ski's got me, yeah. - Goddamn it, I need to like have a tracker or something. Oregon and Boise played in 2009, the Ducks gained a total of 152 yards in that game, scored eight points. After the game, Legaret Blunt punched Byron out. Blunt finished the game, by the way, if you don't remember this, eight carries negative five yards for Legaret Blunt in that game. Who led Oregon in rushing with 22 yards on two carries in that game? (mumbling) Oregon's leading rusher had 22 yards in that game. - Right, Chris Harper. - Incorrect, your options king. - Yes, all right, all right, all right. - Your options, Jeremiah Masoli, Jameer Holland, or Lomichael James? - Lomichael James. - Lomichael James is the answer. - Rose Bowl Hall of Famer, by the way. - Yeah, just name Rose Bowl Hall of Famer? - Yeah, so king with the win. Oh, wait, no, wait, no, there's two more questions left. Oh, snap. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm back. I gotta keep scrolling, guys, I gotta keep scrolling. Whoa! (laughing) - All right, so king leading four to two, so see, technically has a chance. Question goes to king, though. The other time these teams played was a bit more fun, 37, 32, in 2008. Darren Thomas came in because Chris Harper couldn't throw a forward pass, threw for 210 yards and three touchdowns in the fourth quarter. Who is Oregon's leading receiver that day against Boise? Darren Thomas basically only threw to this guy. - It's king, right? - Yes, it is. - Oh, odd. 2009, 2008. - 2008, Oregon's leading receiver against Boise when Darren Thomas came in. - To be your Holland. - Incorrect. Your option's ski, Ed Dixon, Jeff Male, or Jason Williams. - I'm gonna say Ed Dixon. - Ed Dixon is the correct answer. Yeah, seven catches 103 yards and two touchdowns, like all of them in the fourth quarter. To ski now with a chance to tie. We could have a tie in the first week 'cause I don't have any more questions after this. What is the name/sponsor of Boise Stadium? - Albertson Stadium. - It absolutely is Albertson Stadium. All right, good trivia, boys. We got a tie in the first week. - Hi, you had the easiest question as the last question. I don't believe you had that in the barrel the whole time. I think he didn't want me to win. - Mike Pence, if you have the courage, if you still have the courage, you can do the right thing. That's not correct. - Oh, yeah, I can't believe it. - Ersi, it's so hard. - Ersi. - I did not know that information before I created this. - Unbelievable, yeah. - You already, first week, you already calling foul on the questions. - Yeah, he's like, oh, he's basically one. It's mathematically impossible for your opponent. It's like, oh, look at these extra votes I just found on it. - It's like black sheep. I'm bringing in questions from dead people in Kipsey. All right, so that is trivia. Let's do our list. And our list, yeah. And then let's close out this podcast 'cause we've been doing this a little while. Actually, we didn't technically start for a long time after the stream started. So we're good on time. Our list this week comes from our Discord. And of course I forget who the list came from in our Discord. I believe it was WCP. Hang on. No, Nate and Albany, Nathan FKD in our Discord. He gave us the list, Nutsian in our chat. Top three players, you wish Le Garrett blunt punched. I changed the list because I liked the idea of players. I like better the idea of everybody. So I opened it up to everybody since the beginning of time. (laughs) So that's what we're gonna do. And I feel pretty good about my list. So, shall I start? I can start. Go for it. Do you feel confident? My number three, and I know I'm like, maybe I'm cheating a little bit here, it's a combination of Chris Paul and Patrick Beverly. Both of them. Both of them. I had like my other two were not sports. And so I had to do a sports thing and I couldn't pick one over the other 'cause I, you know, both of them really need to be punched in the face, you know? And, I mean, I have Pat Bev on my list so I will use him as my number three. Okay, perfect. My number three, I hate his face. I hate his game. I hate what he did to me twice in the year 2015. Jeff Locky. (laughs) Take him down a couple pegs, man. What is he like a lawyer now? He has to be a lawyer now. His mother doesn't hate his face from those pictures that came out. Yeah. Wait, who were you talking about? Jeff Locky, right? Yeah. I didn't see anything with his mom. His mom was like kissing him on his lips. Are you thinking Jake? It's Jake Locker. Jake Locker? Yeah. Was that Locker? I thought that's what you were thinking. Yeah. No, that's Jake Locker. He's got a punchable face too. So, you know, whatever. All right, three's from the chat. Booble says Chris Paul. - No. - WCP says Drake. And Nati and says, (buzzer buzzes) Nati and says Tim Linsichem. (buzzer buzzes) - Oh, it's a good one. - It's a good one. - It's a good one. - It's a good one. Tim, like Timmy Jim, taking fucking strays here. - Who said Drake? - Nati and-- - F-K-F-K-D. - No, he said Tim Linsichem, right? - He did. - Wait, who said Drake? - Oh, WCP. - Oh, I thought Davis was in here. (buzzer buzzes) - Da-da-da-da. All right, my number two is Martin Shkreli. (buzzer buzzes) - The form of bro? - The form of bro. Yeah, you know, I would imagine that guy got punched in the face a few times while he was in prison, but he, like, think about it. You know, he raised the prices of a cancer drug to make it so people couldn't buy the cancer drug. That guy deserves an ass-kicking. He got jail. - I totally misunderstood the parameters. That's not even all-time people in sports. I thought they were everyone in sports. - Everybody. - I stuck to sports only. - My number two Jim Crow, hit that guy. (buzzer buzzes) - Hitler. What a dick. (buzzer buzzes) - My number two is a combo of three 'cause they're coaches, so I threw all three of them in. First one, I got Tommy Tuberville. (buzzer buzzes) I got Coach K and I got Bobby Dine. All three of 'em needed to get punched in the face at least once. - Agreed. - Who wouldn't punch Bobby Night in the face? - Yeah, but he needed to get punched to leave my friends there. - Yeah, he did. He'll punch you back, but he needed to get soccer. - It'd be a Nolan Ryan, Rob Adventure, a situation. Like, you would be in a headlock and he would put you to sleep, you know? (buzzer buzzes) - It's gotta get that first sucker punch in, it's all that matters. (laughs) - Money, believe me, sucker, leap punch. I hate the stuff Jim Crow did and all those laws. I hate racing, I just wanna put that out there. My real number two, Kurt Chilling. (buzzer buzzes) - That's a good one too. - You're a crooked gamer, I mean, come on. - Bankrupting gaming companies. - Oh, the game was so good though. - Ugh, it was so fun. Kingdom of Avalor, I think it was called. I legitimately played that game and it was very fun, so. Yeah, but what an asshole, you know, like fuck that guy. - I'm distancing myself from the Kurt Chilling love. I just, right? (laughs) - Bloody stock, yeah. - Yeah, sponsored by Hunts. - All right, twos in the chat. - DJT, who's DJT? WCP's, Donald, Donald, Donald, John. - Donald, John, John, Donald, John, John. - He's saying 45? All right, sorry, I only know him by his number. - You mean 47? - Oh. - Hell, soon to be. Nutty in, goes skit Bayless. (buzzer buzzes) - Oh, he got fired. - Really? - Still very punchable face. - Yeah. - The bubble says Trevor Bauer. (buzzer buzzes) - It's a great one though. Not the king shame. If you punch him in the face, he might get off. - Well, if you've read the reports, if you've read the reports. - I thought it was the other way around. - Yeah, I think it goes both ways. - Has it go both ways? - I think like it bit too. Not king shaming. - Nobody knows more about Adorana kicks fixiation than me. (laughs) Those words are way too big for him to say. (laughing) - Okay, my number one is Tucker Carlson. Sorry, I've. (buzzer buzzes) It can't not be Tucker Carlson for me. I'm sorry. And I apologize for not doing sports 'cause literally everybody else is doing sports here. So my bad. But Tucker Carlson needs an ass kicking. I'll forever say that. So. - Yeah, 'cause we actually tried here. We got to ripped off politicians easily if we wanted to. But my number one. Number two. Derek Jita. Number two. - Number two. - Number two. - They get you all fucked off. - They get fraud ever. They're like, oh, the greatest of all times. Get out of here. Punch and Judy hitter. - Oh yeah, you could hit a ball 190 feet down the right field line and you say you made a home run. Great. Good job, Jeez. - I think Babe Ruth could use a punch in the face. You know? - I come. - Yeah. - I can't be out. - Yeah. It's baseball. They pretty much most of them could. - I think. - Little white ones, maybe. - Little white ones. - Yeah. - We're Brian McCann really deserves. - Josh Donaldson. - Josh Donaldson deserves some knuckle sandwiches. - Oh, Hunter Strickland? How about Hunter Strickland? Brian Wilson, oh my God. - Yeah. Okay. All right. John Cadiani's, I mean, very punchable. - Just step on his foot. - Okay. Easy enough. Take out the other remaining toes. Okay. So I gave my one. - Jeez, one. - Yeah, King. What's your one? - My number one, Thomas Matthew Crooks. He missed. Look it up. (horn honks) I'm kidding. I'm not doing that. That's bad joke. It's Mike Revers. It's Mike Revers. (laughs) Mike Revers. (horn honks) - It was always my other name. - Don't look old enough. - Number one. - I know who it is. (laughs) - Number one's from the chat. WCP says Elon. All right. WCP, thank you for not just going athletes with me. I appreciate it. - I'm trying to go with different ones. I felt the energy shift when I said it. So I scrubbed that one, Mark it. Mike Revers. Listen, I spent a whole year in quarantine being like, I'm not even mad at COVID. Mike Revers, get a fucking block in the Super Bowl, you asshole. - Travis Kelsey. Somebody hit him in the kneecap or something. Like. - Wait a minute. - Okay, sorry. I stepped over the line. I'm sorry. - What are we doing here? - We'll stop beating the 49ers in the Super Bowl. Cut it out. - And I like. - See you in February. See you in February, buddy. - Yeah. - No, you won't. (laughs) - I don't think the Niners are making it. - Do we know who sent that kid after Pearsall? Was it Kansas City? - I think it probably was. - Yeah, are they trying to slow the Niners down in the early in the season? - Yeah. - It does sound like a various read. No, I'm not gonna make that joke. Okay, nevermind. Once from the chat, WCP says Elon. Nuttyan says Harry Kane, Eric Ein. - Eric Ein. - Eric Ein. - Eric Ein. - Booble says Nick Kurgyos. (laughs) - Oh, tennis. - Tennis. - Tennis. (mumbles) Australian tennis player. - I need the back story on that one. - That is so random. - He's been doing a lot of commentary for the US Open. So he's been on the TV. - Oh, well, how about, how about Jokovic? I think Jokovic could use one. Yeah, Novak. (buzzer blares) - I can't guess. - Honorable mentions for Booble's. - Dirty fish. Oh, he's yelling at my attorney. - My attorney needs one right in the kisser. - Well, we can't say Michael Chang. Stop Asian hate. Can't do it. - There you go. AAPI. - Yeah, I did think about that as we were doing our list. Like saying, I was like, how comfortable do I feel saying like a black dude should get punched in the face? You know, like as three white dudes, how comfortable do I feel saying that? And then I remembered that I said Patrick Beverly first. And I was like, oh, okay. All right, nevermind. I feel pretty good. - That's a universal one. - Yeah. - Red State, Blue State. We're all Palestine, Israel. We're all united, a front on Pat Bethany. - Hands across America. - Yeah, that song in the 80s, where all the stars got together, that's what they were singing about. It was Pat Beth, ending Pat Beth. - And Booble, honorable mentions. Courtland Finnegan, Paul Pierce and Rudy. (horn blaring) - He got stabbed, he survived. - So like Sean Aston, or like the football player, Rudy. 'Cause, the real Rudy, he's a terrible guy. - Is he? - Joe Montana hates him. - Yeah, he does. No, the story was fake. And Joe Montana has no problem telling you about that, so. - Joe Montana is a wholesome guy. He pitched sketches before schedules were cool. - Yes. - Why are sketches cool? - Why are-- - Wait, speaking of young hip trends, where do you wear your socks? No shows, knee high? - Definitely not knee high. - Chris, where are the whipper snappers in the chat? - Where? - You're no show guy, you know? - I'm a no show guy, yep. - You're a geometric millennial, everyone must, it's your favorite. - I got too much hair on my legs, man, that shit hurts. I can't do it. - I mean, until I got to start worrying about like, blood clots, I don't think I'm going high socks for a while. - Yeah, I got destroyed the summer by a bunch of high school kids, so I was like, I got nice calves, eat it. - Mm-hmm, yeah. - Figured out, chicks dig, chicks dig nice calves. - Makes you look so old. - Wait, what's up? - I am. - So what is the kid, what are you pulling, kid? Huh? - I think we're the cruised ox, like the midlife. - I'm pulling your mom, maybe you shut the fuck up. - The midlife ones. - But they're wearing those with their like short shorts? - Yes, and they're crocs every day. - I think that doesn't, I don't like, you can't go short shorts and crew socks. It's gotta be, it's gotta be knee socks or no shows, it's just either high blade, or you gotta, if you're going short shorts, you gotta show that entire leg off. - That is the independent voter block that Nate Silver is looking for, is the short shorts and crew socks, 'cause they're right down the middle of an everything. - That's rough, that's rough. A couple more honorable mentions before we end the podcast. WCP says, Tim Poole and Ben Shapiro. Yes, Ben Shapiro deserves a punch in the face. - I think my favorite Tim Poole joke is that recently-- - Shapiro has such a punchable face. Like man, like I think both sides could agree on that too, just looking at his face. - You've seen Shapiro's sister? - Yes, someone punched her in a certain spot. - A little swollen. - Yeah, a little swollen. - My favorite Tim Poole thing is, I think this week, maybe his last week, I don't even know what the circumstances were, but he said something like, I have advised an attorney and we're taking this to trial, and like thousands of mentions were like, hey buddy, beanies aren't, you can't wear a beanie in court, you'll never go through with this. Hey buddy, you can't wear a beanie on the stand. - Someone punched his hairline, that's for sure. - God, what a dork, what a dork. - I can't comment on the hairline stuff, can't do it. - You own it, he's not an eater. He's, there's a certain age when you're going bald. Who the fuck cares? - No, totally. - Tim Poole is on the age. - Who cares? You're 18, I get it, you're 38, you're 38, it's fucking fine. - Well, I think he's doing all right, I'm not sure if you saw what dropped that. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - He got paid like $10 million from Russia to pump out Russian propaganda. - Very not, yeah. - Yeah. - Doing very well for himself. - Good deal if you can get it. A flat, if you want to hit our podcast up here, we'll take 10 mils. - A model birthday, if you're listening. - I mean, we love Yarmir Yager, right? - He buys our men if you're out there. - Yeah, we'd have you join the Discord, get on as a guest, man, like, yeah, come on, come on, Vlad. - Oh, if you're still checking, come on, come on in to the family, Vlad, the water's warm. - The nebulous army, they were fighting the first top gun. - Mm. (laughing) - All of these. - Like both top guns. (laughing) - Yeah, they really, I love that. They even did the last top gun, which was a great movie. They couldn't just lean into it. - We can't say it. - I'm Tom Cruise, I want to appeal to everyone, but at the same time, have no one like me. It's weird. - Things that make you go, hmm. All right, movie on Sunday is the beekeeper. It is on prime, you should watch it, and then listen to us talk about it on Sunday. - Oregon, don't do what you did against Idaho against Boise. Please, and thank you. 'Cause Oregon cannot, they cannot lose to Boise again. Can't happen. Yeah, Boise, Boise, Oregon on the cock this week, so enjoy that. - Yeah, big week for the cock. - Yeah. - They got the Broncos and the Ducks and the Eagles and the Packers on Friday. - Is that the Friday game, yeah. - Yeah. - From Brazil, apparently. - But I see it. - We're doing that. - I remember hearing something about the Packers wearing green and green being like a huge gang color. - Gang color. - Or something, yeah. - They're like in the fellas? - Yeah, yeah. So they were like worried about it. People wearing Packers jerseys around the city and stuff like that. Like. - Yeah. - Hard in Wisconsinites. - Yeah, dude. - Oh, don't ya. - Well then, did they try to say that during like the Atlanta Olympics? Like, oh, like to foreigners, like, don't wear red and blue. You'll get shot by the gang members. - That was like, that was very much a 90s thing though. - Yeah, dude. - Yeah, so. - Just wait until 2028 in L.A. - Oh God. - Don't look at this small cap or your shirt on. You don't get shot. (laughing) - All right. Thanks for watching. Thanks for listening.