Lower The Tone Podcast

Episode 12 - Race Against Time

Having told Patrick it would be out on the 28th August, and it is now 23:58, Jon is frantically typing this!

Patrick states the podcast is on hold until Jon does the skipping.

We talk about the difficult gigs Patrick takes on.

Patrick is Grumpy!

Jon has an extreme 1 day diet plan.

ENJOY!

23:59... Nailed it!

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Duration:: 45m
Broadcast on:: 28 Aug 2024
Audio Format:: mp3

i watched final destination five last night and the last after watching that the last thing you want is an abundance of wires around the place or to or to follow it or to follow a lorry carrying loads of logs why is all of the place following logs going on bridges that are under construction all things to avoid good good good good on to an aeroplane then i would shout and don't go on here i know what happens just just a great film a great film very formulaic you know exactly what you get in with a final destination film do you always about take a photo hold on a second i think we're going to take a look at this well let's be honest Patrick this is late night it's very late night well people listening to this this is the uh i guess the cast and the podcasting thing we've got no control of when people listen to this no we haven't known listeners no no i've got some control over one of the listeners listen to it we know that Kelly listens to it at work i could she'll be doing other more productive things yeah Ian i'm not so sure don't i when he ends listen to it we've got no idea when he is listen to this oh what is up to no no let's just let that thought hang on a little bit that's not i don't like it so what i've got whoops what's happening there there you are you better do you know what also happen is it i've got off of sofa to come and do this i was watching Netflix and i just went pocket went what's in my pocket put my uh fire stick remote into my pocket like inside of my mobile phone yeah and i thought you were just pleased to see me oh yeah is that a fire stick remote is that a fire stick in your pocket john or you're just pleased to see me oh so john good evening hello and hello listeners welcome to lower the turn podcast episode 12 with the release date of fuck knows when because it's all gone to port it's all gone to shit Patrick went on holiday and everything's gone to crap i feel like it's been a complete reset yeah a complete reset i think maybe maybe we were just being too regimented with ourselves by giving ourselves two weeks to edit and get a podcast out let's just bang them out whenever yeah yeah anyone anyone who's listened to any of the first 10 or 11 episodes would be surprised to learn that we gave a shit during those there's there's there's be a difference to now when perhaps we don't give a shit i'd wonder what what type of line there are differences differences that we're not showing the stress the stress was caught was behind the scenes when trying to edit and get things out for the two-week window that we've given ourselves to edit them within which there's been no stress and i was quite i was quite stressed to be fair but i did have a good work trying to get them out but during the actual podcast and doing this bit we're absolutely relaxing quite happy to just chat for as long as we want and then it's it's future john or future Patrick that has the problem of trying to edit down an hour and a half down to a very short period of time cutting out all the shit and waffle that we come on about now i keep a very close eye on the time at the minute do we're not one of the since once you've edited a few podcasts you are very much aware yeah aware that you don't want to be talking for too long we've already done four minutes we've covered nothing so far no that's it this is already in the cutting room floor because mine this time get rid of that shit get rid of that get rid of thought that who cares about this no one cares about a fire stick in his pocket no scratch no one laughed not even as to what we watch on Netflix there's a new thing that's out about the the guy that was like the manager of backstreet boys or something it's like a documentary i don't know the story so this is something i don't know about but i'm assuming some sort of scandal is there a story do you think is there a story there well it just the episode ended just now with and that's when we found out all the things that were really happening and then it's just gone to episode two so i'm assuming there's something that happened all right lu lu Perlman his name is lu Perlman and then when you look at him i mean if he isn't a ronger he looks like he should be a ronger do you know what i mean looks like you're a ronger that's like a right ronger if he was a ronger that wanted to hide him plain sight i guess masquer in as the manager of the backstreet boys is his good a place to do it isn't he backstreet boys and then sink unless i remember he managed both of those two it doesn't suggest anything does it uh man that sounds incredible and each now they knew that the other existed he's just oh yeah i'm just and sink and backstreet boys didn't realize that either were there well sorry i didn't sink i just need to nip out to where the job and then there he was round at the backstreet boys i i didn't want to be worn out of the other just just just a conveyor belt of just boy banders were going through into his office a double life like lui walsh lui walt is lui walt of a double life i don't know i thought i was he west life was he west life and um he was he was boy band's he's yeah he's he's up to his he's up to his knuckles in it mate whatever it is he's he's up to his he's up to his knuckles in let's be honest uh probably like uh what are those things called we can't get talked about in the press what if ryan king's up yeah yeah he's um i can't remember the name of it and injunction is it an injunction yeah super injunction he's a super injunction yeah he's up to his up to his eyeballs in super injunctions against all these what super injunction is what is when you're not allowed to mention the original injunction are you no you're not allowed to mention that there's a thing it's just there's a thing you're not allowed to mention anything ryan gigzade well i think i think scofa had one i think scofa warms a super injunction i think was it i know i know there's a few yeah i think gigs i remember i thought it was something like if there's an injunction there's an injunction and you're allowed to mention the injunction you're not allowed to talk about the facts that you're not allowed to talk about the thing it's injunction inception is what it is yeah it just it starts to get a bit deep so basically you can't say anything's happened yeah but something has happened but we're not have to talk about the thing that's happened or talk about the fact that i'm now talking about the thing that's happened you can put a silhouette up on the back of the news that doesn't look like anyone i'm just put a have a stamp over the top of it that says celebrity nonce and just says yeah we can't say anything about this because you know the ryan gigs one was amazing because wasn't it as scottish as a scottish newspaper that released a super injunction but what they did they found what it was that they weren't allowed to show and they weren't allowed to show like features of the person it was so they printed out a big picture of ryan gigs face and put the smallest black line over his eyes and when this is who he was one was he's the one where he slept with like a two-minute wife or girl he's no it's like with his brother's wife yes brother's wife for absolutely years and then imogen imogen somebody who was on big brother she was the Welsh girl off big brother and then she became quite as like a pro-presenter i think after that i don't know don't know no i no i know i realize we're going to quite a realm there of well when you're a love island lover so i'm not it's on in the house i'm aware of its existence i'm aware that it's not for me i'm aware that i i'm not the person you're not their demographic are you i'm not their target audience maybe you are maybe you are what when i've watched it i'm like so i've been in the room when it's on and you look at what's happening and i just said to show i feel a little bit like this i feel wrong and grubby watching it it doesn't feel right it don't feel right john there's there's decades decades between my age and the age of most of the people on it and they've all got like swimsuits of their asses and i just don't feel comfortable watching it just i'd rather i'd rather go watch something that's for me yeah um final destination five antics roadshow or uh last last of the summer wine welcome a lot to the lower term podcast everyone this is a different episode because we're recording it at night basically well nearly tomorrow yeah it's nearly tomorrow it's nearly midnight let's be honest or as my seven-year-old personal trainer will tell me it's nearly midnight so what she always says when she goes to bed really late it's nearly midnight midnight midnight midnight midnight midnight sir the horses are restless yeah it is quite late so it does feel different but yeah i mean you listen to it whenever you want whenever you want that's right you don't know that you don't know that listen to this so i'm john Pearson this is patty draper we're here to talk about who knows what we've got no fucking idea what this podcast about anymore yeah yeah i mean we'll we'll come to that later well no let's do it now i've not weighed myself have you know i have well i don't want to know what it is and whether it's up or down john okay fine don't fuck you then let's do for my own personal gain or or loss yeah and i think i think i mean i slivishly stuck to the uh the what's it the the brand of this podcast for weeks and weeks we're written diligently for you to do you're fucking skipping there oh is that what you're going to hinge this on the gonna hinge of the podcast the wheels are falling off the podcast because i haven't skipped outside is that what you're saying yeah yeah you've you've taken the branding that we've pin-stickingly built up hey pin-stickly and diligently built up and and you just shut on it by refusing to he's as the skipping rope even out of his packet yeah it came out of his packet the day i got it all right okay i'm gonna test i test it oh so you've had a skip yeah so it's like i had to lengthen it didn't i yeah because it's one of those ones we can lengthen it you could change the length all right okay yeah of course i'm a big man big man so i had to lengthen it to basically to place it up i went to maximum and it's fine it's fine so you tell us but yeah so until you've done until when you've done that i feel as though the planets will have realigned themselves and we can sort of crack crack back on right okay i mean i mean i mean i am admittedly hiding behind that because i've done zero yeah exactly i know you Patrick Draper don't you worry zero weight loss yeah we've been on holiday ain't you you've been on all the you've had a week back that's not really a week back is it's still all the it's still all the still only for seven days sort of two weeks back we've been back two weeks now yeah wow yeah yeah yeah yeah that's the way i look at it i mean i've just cracked into a rumen cook it feels like i noticed that i literally noticed that as you were starting i was like oh that's that's even an energy drink or something different but it's like it's a rumen coke can yeah rumen coke can spice spice rumen color we went to the um cinema it's just so someone's still on holiday and as you know he's like ridiculous prices isn't it so we just take in food from outside yeah food and drinks from outside i said to shell as i was i was going into the coke up to get the water to drink she goes oh uh get me some of that rumen cook what you're going to take booze into the cinema she went yeah and uh he only he only sealed it in four packs so uh got a four pack she liked down two cans in the cinema while watching the film before before before the uh before the trailers had finished she's already had four the trailers had finished yeah sorry i had two rumen coach fucking can't remember final destination five at all it's absolutely wasted yeah she was singing we didn't go see final destination five in the uh in in the cinema but i would go see that in this in the film i think it's it's quite an old film that isn't it no probably i don't know what did you go and see in the cinema then uh fancy Wolverine and Deadpool amazing film loved it but to see it's great hmm i feel a bit like down by cinema these days now okay oh new and i forgot i forgot he was doing the podcast weird i'm going to be honest looking at me the eeyore of the cinema world over here i just think i just don't think they make films like they used to i just think now we're getting to the podcast now we're getting to it we've got to change the name it's age over beauty or something now that's what it's going to have to be called old dog new tricks patrick draper let's try and get some energy some excitement in his life i'm going to i'm going to say something i think you're going to agree with and i think at least one of our listeners will do you only watch a film like they just seem to drag them on don't they like the end just seems to drag out a little bit like you you get to the point where you think yeah this feels like about the end of the film there's there's 15 minutes left of sort of eking the point out and when you watch and i was thinking about this while i was watching the end of Wolverine Deadpool when you watch a film like predator yeah it's just it's that's a perfect film for me i could just patrick patrick draper i will not watch a film that's made past 1989 he he kills the predator gets in the chopper and then goes roll credits boom we're done it's just not just roll credits we're talking old school credits here of like roll credits and then freeze frame pictures of the people that run it with their name underneath them in like an action pose i don't even think predator does that prank you don't it just is a list of names we're done i think you're romanticised we're done get out the fucking cinema where dawn is finished the lights are on someone's in picking the letter of peace that's it i don't know now it just seems to drag on okay so if we're saying that then so you've been so obviously you've you've seen all the marvel films yes are you are you the sort of i i know what i know what sort of person i am because i fucking love marvel films did you stay around did you stay around for all the post credit scenes i i'm very much a family man john if the kids want to stick around to watch them i'll stick around with the kids and watch them okay if they don't if they don't i'm out like a rat out of a fucking dream pipe let's get gone i'm done because well no but we have stuck around for some and there's some there's usually something at the end which is i've i don't think i've ever seen one i thought oh mint i'm glad i stayed for that because the credits are quite long out there's a lot of people involved in a film yeah there is yeah you're right and the old one there moment and fair play to them they deserve their moment but i don't know i don't know that i've never i've never i've never sit there and read sat there read the names of all never read the credits stunt coordinators although i did read them on there i did do the ones for god into the galaxy was very good because they just they changed a couple of them every now and again it just said i am group rather than people's names and stuff so it's quite fun oh that's nice yeah yeah spot it yeah i am good yeah look at you oh god you're such a miserable fucker i'm no i'm not because i do like films here's the other films i've watched this weekend final destination five brilliant tik toll marbox is that was sound i knew what to expect i think it's that i knew what to expect there's a formula that they follow with the uh final destination films and again it seemed to finish quite abruptly on that last he's dead girl credits get out right then we all we also watched on neflix um and these were the number one and two films on neflix there was the union okay i'm not saying that's on my list of things to watch okay it's not anymore i've watched you john you might like it no no i'll talk now i'm going i reckon this could be the new podcast we're doing things that patrick suggests and see how miserable our lives can become and then uh that was one though it was it was actually it was it had a sense of fun about it right it didn't take itself too seriously i liked that but it was yeah not for me and then we watched um last day the other woman with camera and dia's which was the number two film which looked like it was going to be a bit of a rom-com i don't mind a bit of a rom-com um as it goes and uh no you know that that that that was like a really really bad film a really bad film i was really surprised it's like number two on neflix just oh we um who's we did a neflix binge on friday nights i didn't have a gig friday night so the neflix binge of the season four umbrella academy oh yeah is that good is that good i've not seen that yeah so we've watched we and kelly have watched all all the episodes uh all the seasons before uh and we've watched them sort of individually before we knew each other and all that sort of stuff and then we've watched last one together and this one's the first time that it was like we could watch it actually together together and we sat down and we binged all six episodes in one night went to bed at two o'clock in the morning having started at like five o'clock shit man that's like a lot of but what yeah that that's a lot of tv it's not a lot of tv yeah a lot of tv a lot of neflix not a lot of neflix not much chilling that's yeah well you know the trouble that case you went yeah i don't know what i've got with that well that's got me don't we so so what else so this this has been a school holiday to our future hasn't it taught me yes it's called holidays i've just been a uh so we're talking to kelly about this today actually it's just said yeah because it weight loss wise it doesn't go well that it's difficult it's difficult during the school holidays because it's just entertaining doing things going out i mean eating out i don't i'm best you but it was quite difficult before the school holidays what's next shush now um and so this this was there was a there was a discussion today of how uh this was this was at the turning point now it's not the holiday it's gone sneeze sorry about that that's going to be a hell of an edit point so yes so now so now i'm going to hit a full steam ahead apparently but i probably won't but this is the idea is i'm going to go full steam ahead um now that i've got more it's not so much sitting around i don't know yeah i reckon i can do more now so have you been have you been doing like days out with poppy and kelly yeah days out days out with poppy and kelly uh just and just general just you know trying to entertain and keep things keeping a seven-year-old happy sometimes does involve things like a greg's pizza and you know i mean those sort of things so it's like you know what watching you eat a greg's pizza yeah yeah right today's entertainment is you're going to sit down right with poppy this is how you really order a McDonald's uh oh you see it there you go why when did that go poppy now look now look around to see all this this is mine and that's yes that isn't that is enough for three people you're correct but watch me eat it all in the same time it takes you to eat a happy meal with only four nuggets goodbye nice so okay so i've you've been when the school holidays finished well it's a bit of school because she starts on Tuesday so it's uh yeah that quick shit yeah i think you're i think knotting them she'd go back differently to lesser she so we go back right choose choose i think you go back the week after or something you're not gonna share no idea but that's what i've always always been told but yeah so Tuesday it's back to school um i mean i've been i've been on a bit of a diet over the weekend Patrick come on tell me about it you look really happy about it tell me about now i'm delighted for you go it was so getting on Saturday night and then i got back and obviously having a pregnant girlfriend she's um there's there's a certain thing with it but she's not she's not eating excessively or anything but she's just eating things that she wants to eat and i'm just like right i'll get you that for you that's absolutely fine i think that's how it should work she's become a bit obsessed with cupcakes nice nice i made that start from uh at least it's not like a weird food is it no it's not it's but and also it's very specific vanilla cupcakes from Tesco's that you have to make yourself because Kelly's vegan like so she doesn't have any milk so have to get a specific right specific powder and frosting put them together to make cupcakes so i've bought to make your own you can't you can't buy vegan cupcakes you can but Kelly likes the ones that these ones are the best ones she said she's found she loves these ones so that's it we just buy those that's absolutely fine so i bought some on Friday not made them over the weekend got to sat you know like i'm coming back from a gig it's about 11 o'clock Kelly says oh she probably i should probably make those cupcakes um 11 o'clock at night yeah yeah well then that then i get back and she's she's still not made them so i'm back at about half 11 we sit down we have a chat talk about the gig blah blah blah against half past 12 when it hasn't made the cupcakes yet so we put the oven on and we made the cupcakes at half past 12 nice half past one are now eating cupcakes so i'm waiting for you sir we started this conversation by you saying you was going you've been on a diet over the weekend yeah and now it's coming to it don't worry it's coming okay so so i've eaten these cupcakes so we're eating three cupcakes each with frosting everything on it amazing sprinkles we're doing DIY basically we baked the cupcakes got the frosting came into the living room with a spoon a tub of frosting and the cupcakes and just put the onto it then put the sprinkles on and then unwrapped it and devoured it it was completely pointless doing any of the decoration we just we might as well just hold a spoon of that and put that in the mouth and say but we're doing that on the sofa that was lovely before that it does sound lovely can i just say something though John do you know when people say where we're expecting a beer beer beer yeah you're not pregnant you understand that i know i know i know and this is where i'm going to do it i know i know and this is one of my problems i think i'm going to have a lot in this is this this exact thing is that i will eat whatever else eats so i'll just have been eating it um yeah before that i'd add a packet of crisps i'd add a big bag of morrisons lightly salted crisps so yes i've done that so i've had the crisps i've had the cupcakes and then i've gone to bed and i went to bed on that i woke up the morning and i have been on basically what is a shit yourself thin diet since seven since seven o'clock this morning um it's incredible i mean i'm going to be honest i've weighed myself on saturday and i've weighed myself again before i came to this podcast i've already lost another four pounds off what i weighed on saturday i wondered why you was set recording it in the bathroom and i guess that answers in question and we're naked yeah but yeah fair play that's probably i'll probably add a flush i'll add a flush sound effect to this bit i'm quite i've been quite busy i had that um oh i was gonna ask you about this last podcast we discussed that you were doing a um funeral funeral yeah wait what if funeral was it a celebrant well there was one there was two stories you told me that you were going to do you're going to do two gigs one was where you were going to be a celebrant at someone's life celebration but they weren't dead or they were and they also weren't dying yet that's right that's right yes i've not done that one yet not done that one yet okay so this was the actual funeral i say not yet that's pretty much 95 booked in going to happen um been speaking to her do you know i don't think i would do this for everyone certainly i'll come to the funeral one in a second but i've spoken to the person that wants the celebration of life and she sounds like the type of person it might work for you know just like i'm like one of life's quirky unusual characters yeah individual characters not unusual individual characters who it might work for um and yeah i'm looking forward to that more on that as it happens um but yeah the the actual one that i did do was the funeral one okay which has um do you know what i lost a lot of sleep over that gig i've seen you know what i've lost some sleep over it for you with the fact that you were going to do it i was honestly i don't know anyone else who's either done anything like this or had anything like this a comic a comic or we both know tony cowards he does he does work as a celebrant and he posted something on facebook a few days before and i messaged him i just said he was a celebrant i said what doing like he caught doing comedy he goes no no no actual celebrant fuck no we'll be doing comedy he didn't say that but that was that was what i implied i thought you read between the lines of what not who would do comedy what are you talking about but it was just you know just to break it down to the mechanics of how to approach that from a comedic point of view and how to sort of get what i'd said 10 to 15 minutes worth of talking um was because i didn't know how to approach it at all how to structure that i had some of things um and it was i think i mentioned it on the last podcast about the message i said i surmised it was from a daughter it wasn't it was from the sun but they had written their email in a very anonymous and gender-neutral sort of right yeah it was anyone i got there that i realized it was the sun who'd said he remembered the first time he called his dad a wanker that was that was love i'd paraphrased it together but it was that was the point about which okay that that's what i'll center around so i centered the bit around i didn't know how to approach it and got some sort of material from that which is slightly lame if i'm honest but let's be right it's if you look at it it's it's a corporate gig yeah it's all new material and it's a funeral and there's three things on there which i would say would be no comedian once any one of them but like to have all three together at one gig did feel a little bit sort of stress inducing i think as well with it and this is this is you're going to tell the whole story i'm hoping in a bit or we're going to at least give us a good summary of what happened but it's not a comedy gig so the bar is so much lower yes it is but in my head it was higher i wanted yeah i wanted to do a good job i wanted to do a good job and they're um the people i was emailing which were his wife and his best mate who was his brother-in-law did his wife's brother do both say thank you so much for doing this we really appreciate it and i said on several times great if you've got any specific expectations about what's going to happen it would be really great just to let them out because he's just thinking i'm just guessing here what what they might want but as it was i thought well if i can get that bit out build a bit of a story about how do i approach this is it about such and such element of his life gag is it about such and such gag do i do this and then the the wanker bit and then i try to sort of generate a little bit of chat from people about let's all have a let's all talk about individually where we all thought Darren was a wanker see i'm loving this already that's great but that that line john really did keep me awake at night do you know i think i've got to say this in front of in front of his family his his friends he was like a well-loved guy he was quite a character and um he was he polarized opinion that that was the thing which was quite it's quite outspoken it is over it was somewhere it is a little bit like you in terms of everyone had he was like a little bit mama everyone other really liked him or they really really pissed him off for every thanks to it right thank you oh come off it come on you know exactly what i mean so he was he was quite political and he had strong views and it was there was his i think it was his sister-in-law um sat at the front and she was his sparring partner so she she was great because she gave me some i know basically so right i'm gonna channel Darren and argue with you i agree with him do you know and we saw he had a little bit like that i'm going to guide the back i said come mate you look really restless you've you've got something to say and he he was great he he the flood gets sort of opened he'd fallen out with this guy a cook for didn't talk for two years and then they'd made up and then he was one of his pallbearers today oh my god over like a political argument so i'd say it worked well from the perspective of a comedy gig i always that i'm i am most critic sometimes i think i could have done better i think i would have liked to have approached it giving it more time approached in a different way but i was it was new waters they were lovely i was really pleased i took it to be honest yeah it was a really nice experience to learn it yeah different completely out your comfort zone yeah but you know yes that so from my honest personal perspective yeah i i don't care if i do well or not okay it just doesn't matter but that wasn't what was keeping me awake like this matter i was going to do it mattered yeah that i think what i did might have been like really disrespectful and that was on my you know on the back of my mind uh quite a lot so but even before this this this typifies the guy right and it made me laugh on the day a lot so there was he used to foster kids okay and he was a big seasoned he was a big football fan he used to support Sheffield United and for one of the emails that i got he used to have a he used to to save money he had a junior season ticket and it was only when i was sort of i had the sort of the stuff printed out and i was even working through it this is just sat waiting to go on and i thought oh this is amazing the link between fostering kids he only did it so he could harvest the data to get junior season tickets yeah anyway so i thought that's that's quite funny it turns out it was true that's what he was doing it's just factoring it's just a fact it was just a fact i know i thought i thought i thought oh really pleased i've made that link before i go on because that's a funny joke that that's like and it shows it up but yeah that's exactly what i did which is even funnier when you think about it yes that's incredible i know so yes it was uh thank you for asking it was great his celebration of life was exactly what you'd want yours to be on what i don't mind to be it felt like like a wedding do you know everyone was so i want people i want people sharing stories i want people laughing i want people joking i don't want sadness and and heartache i want god he was a dick do you know what i mean i want that that's what i want yeah i've i've done i've done i've done i was thinking about it after we'd recorded the podcast i've done i've done i've done a celebration of life type thing oh yeah before they've died so i did a there was a guy in Milton Keynes he worked for the comedy cow in Milton Keynes he took photos of the comedy cow and he got diagnosed with terminal cancer and he had a celebration of life zoom gig so we did a zoom gig like it was this we're talking six months ago we did this and he and it because he loved me as an emcee so he booked me to emcee it and as much as i'm a dick and as much as i'm like i just say what i want i say what i was still worried about doing this gig and there was me there was Stuart Goldsmith there was a few others on it and i opened with welcome along to comedy cow's first ever dead men walking podcast and that just brought it and all his family and all his family and friends were like that just broke the tension immediately because he was in the room as well so he pissed himself it broke the tension immediately and that meant everyone else could laugh and then Stuart Goldsmith said to me afterwards said you hit that nail on the head like you hit the elephant in the room like straight off you're like like this is what it's about and i was just throwing all sorts of jokes in after that once i got that laugh i was like right i'm off to the races and i just let myself go with it yeah but you don't get you don't get that with somebody who's not there yeah yeah and and you know he was at his funeral and it was very very like raw into it yeah yeah people are still processing what's what's happened as opposed to yeah i like the idea which is what this other lady's doing just having just doing something while she's there yeah and how that works that is how much they can laugh at themselves i guess yeah how much the person can do that and we shall see we shall see but there's a writing exercise um for that one much less jeopardy on it still want to do a good job but i feel as though the gloves are off a little bit more in terms of yeah the roasting of of the person yeah exactly i think you're it's an easy one to do then these are an easy this is the easiest those two i'd much prefer to be doing a rowdy satinite in just a tonic knotting them with a lot of stag doos i guess i guess but i mean i don't know about you i when i started it was well i'm not i'm not saying no to anything i'm not doing this for the no for the money necessarily i'm doing it because i want to go out there and do it and i i love doing it and you know he doesn't always work in your favor does it it does not that felt a bit pointed that felt pointed don't be honest he's in your favor he looked directly at me on the zoom well there's nothing else to look at so it doesn't work in your favor john here's something that you like john here's something that you like right the um the suit that i bought yes the suit that i bought got another wear but i was this i bought it for corporates and funerals and i never imagined that i'd actually managed to tie those two together for a single wear of the suit perfect that's another one off the list that's brilliant i think it down to that's you've only got four more wears left that counts as two that counts as two wears doesn't it yeah that's what i was thinking anyway i feel like i feel like i need to so what was i doing before i was doing half an hour of exercise every day and i was managing that and it was all right and i've cut down on the food shitty food intake and that was all right but when i think about doing that now it feels like oh god i could never do that but i was doing it every day i thought that today i was coming back tonight and i was thinking i used to do this thing i used to get up and after i think i spoke right before walk 15 minutes in the morning and walk back so i'd walk for 15 minutes straight and then walk 15 so i've got a 15 minute walk back home so i used to do that every morning i did that for every morning for about three months i lost a shed load away doing that and i was thinking about it today i was like i don't want to do that i don't want to do that again what can i do for my house that means that i can do it yeah yeah well are you going to move are you going to be moving house soon i don't know where we're going to have to at some point yeah is is kelly going to move or is she going to stay where she is new movie no we're going to i think we're going to move into we're going to move into a different planet we're going to move into a place that's hours and not be worn or the other all right okay yeah yeah yeah yeah moving to move into our own place together not moving to not me moving to hers or her moving to mine yeah yeah understood so i'm right okay so that's two moves to this that's too lots of exercise so from that perspective it's a double win isn't it yeah perfect that's exciting i mean obviously i'm jump here and i'll manage to get myself to do it i'll do it the most efficient way i can that means i have to move as little as possible so i'll probably go higher a van and just do a big loop i was just going to say that i was quite an exciting part of you got to hire a van yeah that's true yeah i mean you are you're for it do you want to go and help what a loot and van yeah can i drive the van and that's it yeah you can drive the van if you want yeah yeah i'll drive the van and well well our live podcast recalled whilst moving furniture yeah perfect yeah i was you wait this week john down your end a bit no twist it i's never going to fit through that dog pivot pivot how did he get this fucking thing in here that's the fuser thing that you get isn't it when you try to take a chair out of a living room once when i moved out of the one house i had to take i had to get my mate round who was a a double glazing guy who could put double glazing in to take double glazing out to get a sofa out of the out of the living room because how did it get in how did it get in there because it was built and built so well that it was going to take it to taking it apart would mean that it would have broken so we just the set eight yeah oh and it was built in built in the it was built in the in the room yeah so take an Ikea type thing well yeah but more of that more upper class than Ikea if there is such a thing if you know what i mean it was just it was just a really great amazing sofa that i didn't want it to be taken apart because it would never have gone back together again you know what i mean and i was just like double glazing out that's so extreme it's not though because it was it was one big double glazing pain and all they do is just clip off so you just click it's like a click frame really when you know how you're doing it they take the glass out put the glass at the side set it out put the glass bucket and click it back all in together i didn't realize it was so simple how is you sorry i keep yawning it's quite lit yeah i know yeah i'm boring something you're boring me whatever that much well i'm not i'm not on all sorts niggering predator and that's your problem right now on the scale of things that are making me yawn yeah your stories isn't top of the list i mean it might be still you are such an asshole it's not it's not top of it i'm such an asshole it's the fact that it's really lit am i an asshole i'm so sorry it is i feel like a late night magic draper is a little bit more sassy than an early morning magic draper yeah i don't know maybe i get grumpy and he's had a room and he's had a room so he's he's all over it disappointed that i didn't bring two cans in yeah it's yeah yeah that's why you're grumpy it disappointed you haven't got an extra can of that room also i'm still hacking back it's been a while now i should be over it now normally when i get to a point i've been tip safe i have a fag or two um or a vip and um i've been thought on doing that because that's quite irritating for me yeah so well we had it we had it we had it you had a night out we all we all met for a drink one night last week so that was lovely yeah it was nice i enjoyed that yeah i did try and get out before you turned up i know i know you did not because of that reason because i knew that once you'd arrived i'll be staying out for another hour then because like you and cal were there so um and as it was i was pleased i did so i enjoyed because i got why i left home from cal well i enjoyed the most about that and the most thing i enjoyed was as for being the room so me you cal and fran all in the room at the same time was lovely to speak chat all that sort of what i loved is uh what's that group with me you fran and cal in it you took a photo of all four of us and then posted it into the group and then the next morning you commented saying oh just about the same i didn't know i'd take a photo but now i've come to this and this morning here i didn't put that did you not i'm sure that was you that put that no that wasn't me i took the picture and posted it i can't go into that group because i've got 25 unread messages if i go i've been going i'll lose my spot there's a lot of cars on all of these so there'll be a lot of posts in there this week i'm not up for much longer but i am up for at least a mario car grand prix how long's that that for how long's that that five races how long's the grand prix and the mario car four four races be about well the the courses are quite a bit longer on the switch um interesting course as well i would say about 10 minutes something like that yeah it's about right in it it's about 10 minutes for grand prix probably right if if i do well i might even watch the cup ceremony at the end i don't normally watch that you're not only just scared past it don't you but yeah i might watch the cup ceremony incredible i love it good times i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna sit and watch the rest of a documentary about whether n synch and backstreet boys are fiddle by a guy called loo so are we waiting so are we gonna start weighing ourselves again when does it come out when are we recorded again jesus christ can you give it some energy and some excitement when when's this one come out when are we recording again ladies and gentlemen thanks ever so much for listening this episode is out on i don't know what is it it's supposed to be coming out on the 27th i've left a blank there for you to add something in during the edit um 27th that's Tuesday no it's not it is 28 she's wednesday yeah what's today it's nearly that 25th it's a 26 nearly this isn't coming out on the 28th oh you'll be surprised at what i can do when someone gives me some sort of idea of that not unless you're putting it out completely unedited yeah and unedited completely like well throws both onto the board with everything that's been said unfiltered uncut on scripted that's what was unfriended there we go um yes we'd love to have you back um is there anything before we did dash off is there anything in the inbox john well let's have a look shall i have a look at the inbox i don't look at it that often mainly because Ian's Ian Bowden Ian our other listener just started messaging me directly um yeah no we've got nothing nothing unless you want to call unless you want to count a cast and uh google podcasts telling us that google podcast managers no longer available anymore um yeah we've had no emails lower the term podcast at gmail.com um we'd like to hear from you uh if with anything just anything to anything to send anything in anything at all just holiday snaps exercise advice uh your favorite type of rom your mario can't best grand prix go mario park best grand prix would be a great one to do actually yeah and then we'll try and um we'll try and beat them send us your ghost he said the ghost can you just keep you do that key swap ghosts the ghost of you doing a time trial lap oh yeah i wish you could send that to other people so you could then you could race against them but not i should be connected so you can have you got a switch john no i think you need to buy one i think that's the future of this podcast which you're okay right on on on switch uh let's get let's get let's get the patreon set up and we can buy one each new one you can put you can put the one back into the house and you can have one in the shed for yourself yeah get your underneath pocket Ian he's going to cost you quite a bit listening to the podcast yeah i'm not taking i'm not taking him on the other other listener because uh she needs all the money she can get we're going to move out soon you know i mean patreon costs at 700 pounds a month or if 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