Billy & Lisa in the Morning

We've All Said A Little White Lie

The weather is flirty right now! The Billy & Lisa crew cover a whole bunch of topics during today’s show, and we kicked it all off by talking about Anna Delvey on Dancing With The Stars and if Taylor will be at the Chiefs game! Then, we had a failed secret sound attempt! We then told some white lies and had our listeners tell us theirs for Topic Time! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!

Duration:: 41m
Broadcast on:: 05 Sep 2024
Audio Format:: mp3

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He's a kid in the air. I don't understand. When did that start? Shouldn't it just be universal? Schools go back. It used to be that way. I always thought that Boston did sort of delay a little bit. They have so many kids. Yeah. It's a bit, it's a big undertaking. My son, Max, goes back to school today. Well, hey, Max. Have a good opening day today. Yeah. School's back. Hey, it's Lady Gaga. I'm so excited that school's back in session. I wish I was there to study with all of you, and we could do some homework. You know, just you and I spending some great time together. Okay, where did that come from? It came from Lady Gaga. She's excited for Boston's return. That was so random, but I take it. Thank you, Lady. It sounded very intimate, didn't it? Yeah, sounded like she really cared. She was in the news yesterday. We've got her in the entertainment report at 640 this morning. Well, they had a press conference yesterday for the new movie, for the new Joker movie, and Joaquin Phoenix. He's always been a little lightheaded. So he was making comments about when she came back to the set to shoot the movie and she had lost weight, and he's taken all kinds of firehouses. Did you talk about her weight? He did. Oh, so bad. Before you just can't do. Yeah, as a female, it always makes me my stomach hurt when I hear people commenting on someone else's body. If Billy or Justin commented on my body, it would be the last time they did anything. Okay. I'm just saying, like, as a, as a cohort, are you like issuing a warning to us? Well, I've never had to. You guys are not like that, but I'm just saying I can't imagine working so closely with somebody and them saying that to a public kid. It was also her reaction, and we will play the audio, but it's really her reaction when he said it. She didn't really know what to do. She was taking a back by it. Well, yeah, because you don't know what to say. Yeah. Comes out of left field. Yeah. She was kind of stunned, actually. So was he implying that she was really random? I mean, he was off. He just started saying, oh, yeah, and don't forget what he called her by a real name. Stephanie. Stephanie, when you came back, you would lost some weight and just, I don't think it was called for. It wasn't. I don't think he meant to be hurtful, but it just didn't fit the conversation. It's unnecessary. It's maybe the vibe. Someone that like he like means well, but just says whatever comes out of it. Yeah. He has, he has like no, he can't read the room is that like that's the vibe I get from him. We'll play the audio at 640. Yeah. You can let you be the judge. Yeah. He's a little scattery. But yeah, the Joker movie comes in October. But the big movie this weekend is the new Beetlejuice movie, and we're going to talk about that coming up at 640 this morning as well. Tonight, the NFL season kicks off. Chiefs and Ravens. So will Taylor be at the game? Um, it's in Kansas City. Oh, yes. Yeah. I hope so. I'll be watching. They just read to the suite for her. Remember Traversa Suite? Yeah. We decked out with some Taylor stops. Oh boy. So that would be sad if they did break up and it's all Taylor Swift on the walls of the suite. It should be a little awkward. That little contract that was floating around was all AI generated. I'm sure it was. It's fake breakup contract that we talked about yesterday. Yeah. It made for funny conversation. Totally did. Yeah, there were a couple of big stories that we were all over yesterday that blew up. Yeah. One was the Taylor contract, but also the Katy Perry. Uh huh. Totally. The dishes, little things she said. That was everywhere. I got to tell you, if you pay attention to social or the big network shows, so to speak, it seems like most of the stories we have early in the morning wind up on the network shows and on social during the day. They really do. Well, that's because you start your day with us and we're ahead of it because we're up earlier. Yeah. We did it in 4 a.m. Kids. Okay. We do it for you. Mmm. Uh, Bill Belichick on Instagram. Are you kidding me? Oh, hello. So the face. Insta face. So the girlfriend got to him already. Oh, the first repost in his story is her Instagram. She's eating this up. She wants all the follows. I actually want to start tracking how many follows she's going to be getting this week. She's going to get in so many follows. I mean, at this point, was it necessary? I got, I got to believe it was driven by her, right? Yeah, she's 23 years old, 24 years old. Well, he did put a, you know, a little letter out to people why he did it. Yeah. He already has 236,000 followers. He says that he's, you know, he had built in opportunities to express himself while he was a coach. He doesn't have that as much. So that's why he's going on insta face. But you know what, you know, what the irony is when he had the opportunity, he didn't want to talk. Yeah. Next question. I'm not talking about that. We're not talking about that. He had a huge opportunity after every game. Right. And he never wanted to do it. But he'd sat in this little letter. He said, during my career in the NFL, I had built in opportunities to express myself at a moment's notice. Well, you don't know what you got to eat. It's gone, right? Yeah. This will address at 640 in the entertainment report and ABC and Dancing with the Stars under fire. There is social media outrage. They have a criminal in the lineup. Who? Anna Delvey. Oh, actually wearing an ankle bracelet. Oh, I scape her permission to do dancing with the stars. Who did? Ice. Oh, again, if you're ABC, you're at a round table, right? Like all of the people you could choose. Um, yeah, let's get, let's see if we can get Anna Delvey out of her house wearing the ankle bracelet. That'll get good press, but it backfired. I'm not clear on, can she leave her apartment in New York or is she going to dance in New York? I don't like in her house. She's on house. See, that would be cool. They filmed in Los Angeles, I believe. Yeah. So maybe they gave her a special travel pass. I don't know. Anyway, that's something else we've got coming up in the entertainment report. Break at 7 40 this morning. And don't forget it's 7 10 this morning. We'll have the Sabrina. Secret sounds. Oh, here we go. How many times are we going to explain the rules for secret sound for Sabrina? How many times do we need to explain that it is the sound and the song that is based off of the lyrics, all of these people coming at us with like music video references and how many times we need to tell them it is based off the lyrics. I don't, I just, I don't get it. I lose faith in humanity every day. So our secret sound has people losing faith in humanity. Well, the sound we had yesterday did not get solved. So it's the same sound from yesterday. We'll be doing it at 7 10. Yeah. It's yeah. Well, the two guesses from yesterday morning were part of her music video taste. Yeah. That's what she's referring to. Yeah. What we're going to do with the lyrics to one of her biggest songs that we play on Kiss. So you have to study the lyrics, listen to the sound, put them together and have two answers to it. And you know what? If you're playing along, you've got like 45 minutes to look at some of the lyrics and get some idea of what we're doing here. Okay. Sabrina, Secret Sound will happen at 7 10 and the entertainment report is up next and by. From the Planet Fitness Kiss 108 studios, we're back with a villi and Lisa in the morning. On Kiss 108 now, the entertainment update with a villi costume. All right. Here we go. The new NFL season kicks off tonight, the Chiefs and the Ravens Thursday night football tonight in Kansas City. So here we go. Taylor Swift going to be there. I guess she will. Right? Yeah. I would think she would be. Well, she's been on a two month break after the eras tour overseas and she's been spending time in Kansas City, right? So she has the time and I expect her to be there. And anything new on that so-called contract that supposedly was done, it was all fake, right? They're saying that that was AI generated. Yeah. I believe that. Yeah. Everything's AI now. Yeah. You notice that? Anything. Yeah. So annoying. Well, not only that, AI is an automatic built-in excuse, even if it is real. Yep. AI did it. But yeah, he doubled down with his lawyers, Taylor doubled down with her lawyers. They were adamant that this was not us. We did not have a deal. We didn't have an agreement to end our relationship September 28th. That is really insane if it's AI like, oh my God, what else are they capable of? Everything. That's the scary part. Wow. Anyway, yeah. NFL season kicks off tonight and Patriots will have their season opener Sunday in Cincinnati. It's on to Cincinnati basically Sunday, one o'clock kickoff. I don't know how many people are going to pay attention. Yeah. I don't have a lot of faith. Yeah. You know? I'll watch. I'll support. And then there's Bill Belichick, former coach of your New England Patriots, joining Instagram for the first time yesterday sounded a little awkward. Hello, everyone. Surprised to see me here. Oh, I am too. Over the past few months and not being with a team, I haven't had the opportunity to express my thoughts at a moment's notice. So now I'm changing that. I tried to join Snapface, but I couldn't find it. I decided this was a good place for me to land so I could talk to you and share what I'm up to because there's a lot going on. So here I am. Hello, InstaFace. There's a lot going on for sure. We all know who that was inspired by, but he's kind of making a joke about himself and all we used to say, InstaFace and everything during the game press conference and stuff. It makes sense to me. He should be joining Instagram now with what he's doing, you know? With her. Yeah. All his commentating. I mean, it kind of makes sense. You know what came about? They're laying in bed. Yeah. The girlfriend's like, he needs to be on it on Instagram. You should do more. You should really have Instagram really. It'd be so good for you. And then they're doing it for her benefit. Well, then he joins and she's like, you should just repost my posts. Yeah. Why not? I guess, right? And I guess he's already got over 200,000 followers. He does. Man. Tom Brady going to make his broadcast debut Sunday for the Cowboys Browns game. I think that's a 425 game and they say he's been getting Justin. You were telling me this. He's been getting presidential like security in and out of the stadium because they really want him to focus on, you know, learning the broadcasting and practicing. So he gets ushered in in presidential level security is how they're describing it. As a football fan, I would much rather watch him every week talk about football than watch the Patriots play it. Well, I said this from the beginning. I think Tom Brady is going to be an awesome commentator. I mean, he has so much knowledge and I like the new Tom Brady. He found a personality. Yeah, definitely. I think he's going to be great for 25 Cowboys Browns. So the new Dancing with the Stars lineup was revealed yesterday, Lisa. It was. Little Danny Emendola is going to be in the lineup. There's the one thing. Well, we love him. Big fan. Yeah. And I think Tori Spelling is going to be dancing with the stars. She is. And our local guy, Steven, the gymnast is also joining, yes, the cast excited about him. But all the attention is focused on the criminal that will be dancing in the lineup. Anna Delphi now, Anna Delphi, her real life spawned a TV show, right? It was called inventing Anna. It started Julia Garner, who we loved. We loved the series on Netflix. It took you behind the scenes of how she defrauded hotels, friends, restaurants, millions and millions of dollars. Yeah. So she she's been on house arrest. So the question is like, how can she go to Los Angeles on house arrest with an angle bracelet? So she asked ICE for permission to do the show. They gave their permission and she in an exclusive E news interview said I've been waiting to get permission from ICE to travel out of state. Now, but she can't go to LA, right? Well, apparently she's going to LA unless and this would be even more outrageous unless they're setting up a private studio in New York where she lives. So she will be within the limited mile and she has to dance with the ankle bracelet on. Yes, she does. This whole thing is telling us. So social media lit up yesterday with people outraged at ABC for adding her to the cast. I'm also outraging ICE, like, like, why are you letting this is setting a weird standard that, like, if you're a social, if you're, you know, a Netflix star, you can do whatever you want. But other people that have committed similar crimes that are also illegal immigrants or whatever are detained and, you know, these, I don't know. Yeah. I feel about this. I've had a troubled past, too, and, you know, thankfully I turned it around, but we let you in here. Yeah. On parole. Thank you for hiring me. Are you still on parole? You on parole? You still on parole? I'm off parole now. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This seems like a reach for dancing with. I just need someone. Is that too much to ask? I need someone at ABC to just explain the decision. That's all. But guess what? We're talking about it. Right. Everyone is talking about it. Oh, yeah. So they got what they wanted. We're taking her where the ankle bracelet for attention. Yeah. I miss when dancing with the stars is just Tom Bergeron. Bring back Tom Bergeron. Yeah. We love Tom. Tom's the man. Cut the crap with all these, like, unnecessary people. It's the bachelor people. It's the Anadellies in the world. Like, I don't want to watch them dance. Who's dancing next season, the Unabomber? I don't know. They added Eric Roberts, too. Okay. Now, the Eric Roberts thing to me is hilarious, okay? Because Eric Roberts is Julia Roberts' brother, okay? And he has a whole new career with the Lifetime Movie Network. He is in at least 40 Lifetime Movies and clearly can barely walk. Okay. But he's super handsome. I know. But when you see him on these movies, like, he clearly, I mean, talk about a hitch. His is way more than a hitch, okay? He has, like, a fake hip that's not working, okay? And yet he's going to dance. I can't. All the better. I just can't. People will vote for him because he's, you know, he's struggling a little bit. I guess. Yeah. Yeah. The new Beetlejuice movie hits theaters this weekend. It's expected to take in more than a hundred. Do we have our movie guy on tomorrow? We do. Movie Mark from Showcase, cinemas will be on an 8/10 tomorrow. He saw the movie, and I have to say he texts me. He said he loved it. Ooh. By the way, today is Michael Keaton's birthday. He's 73 years old today. And Beetlejuice is partnering now with Crumble Cookies. And we get to benefit because one of the so-called characters from Beetlejuice is coming by the Billie and Lisa Morning Show this morning with the Beetlejuice Cake. Mm-hmm. One of the shrinkers. You know, the guys with the little head he's going to be in studio. It's gonna be fun. The new Joker movie hits theaters in October. Joaquin Phoenix is coming under fire on social for comments he made at a press conference yesterday about Lady Gaga's weight. I think we have a clip right here. And Stephanie also lost a lot of weight. I did. Yeah. I did. I remember you. We were first, I met you and then we did some rehearsals and then you went away for like a month and then you came back and you lost a lot of weight. It was really impressive and seemed very difficult. Thank you. Oh my God. That was the cringiest thing I've ever heard. It was so uncomfortable. It really was. But he's always been a little scattered. Yeah, he's. But he didn't even know how to say it. Right. Like he was like, he could have said if he wanted to comment on the fact that she got in shape for the role, he could have said she came, you know, prepared. She prepared. She came and like she got in shape. I feel like that would be a little bit better to say. Yeah. Totally. Or just she came in prepared for the role. Yeah. Yeah. I started saying it and then realized that he didn't know where he was going, but he was stuck with it. He was stuck with it. I can't get mad at him. He just seemed so like. Yeah, he's very. And then his brother died and I feel like that really messed him up on his own time. Oh, man. River for a while. You're not way back. River Phoenix. Yeah. Because he found. I mean, I was not alive, but I watched like the documentaries and stuff on Hollywood, not old, but 90s Hollywood and they were talking about how he died out to the nightclub and he was there. I said Boulevard with Johnny Deb. Yep. Jamie Foxx gonna have a three night one man show in October where he will finally address his recent health scare. So he's making money out of it now. It's a three nights, October 3rd, 4th and 5th in Atlanta. And reports this morning say Post Malone has a second song with Morgan Wallen that apparently he doesn't even remember. We cut another song too. I think I did it. I think I remember doing a verse is one of those long nights, but it was a that songs awesome too. I don't know if he's going to do anything with it, but the song, I remember it being awesome. Also, I was having a lot of fun. Is that is that way saying he was blackout drunk? Yes. Definitely. First collaboration. I had some help. One of the top songs of summer 2024. By the way, he comes to Fenway Park September 18th and it's been three years since Justin Bieber's last album last time we heard from Justin Bieber. It was the NHL All-Star game back in February where he did a cover of Scissor's Song's news. ♪ I don't want nobody just with you right now ♪ ♪ Tell the truth I look better under you I feel loose ♪ Mmm. Did a good job. ♪ Wherever with you I'll be the snorze and miss the moment ♪ ♪ You're just so important, nobody nobody loves me ♪ He's definitely in studio doing new music. Finally, Katy Perry finally responded to all the criticism about her working with producer Dr. Luke who was accused of drugging and sexually assaulting Kesha. I understand that it started a lot of conversations and he was one of many collaborators that I collaborated with but the reality is it comes from me. The truth is I wrote these songs from my experience of my whole life going through this metamorphosis. Okay, she said a whole lot of nothing right there. Yeah. Just say what you want. Say the truth, Katy. You wanted to recreate your older albums that, you know, Teenage Dream. Right. Yeah. She was working with Dr. Luke. She wanted to recreate that. Mmm. Anyway, we're brought to you by the 99 restaurant. Visit the 99 restaurants the day after a Red Sox win. It's been a while. Kids get a free meal from the kids menu with every adult entree purchased at the 99 restaurant, the official family restaurant of your Boston Red Sox. And there you go. The end is hitch. Every time Billy Costas says the word hitch, I cannot stop laughing. Thank you for bringing it back today. From the Planet Fitness Kids 108 studios, we're back with a Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss 108. Okay. We apologize. It might be a minute or so late with the Sabrina secrets on, but here we are and we are ready to go. And Lisa explained to people who might be just tuning in for the first time to the Billy and Lisa morning show, how does the Sabrina secret sound work? Okay. So we will be playing a sound and the secret sound is inspired by one of Sabrina Carpenter's hits that we play on Kiss 108. So it's a song that you regularly hear us play. So in the lyrics of one of the songs, it inspired the secret sounds that we are about to play. Give us a call 617-931-1108 be caller 25 and you get to play the game. If you get the sound right and you get the song that inspired the sound right, then you instantly win tickets to her show in October. Okay. It's as simple as that. We did not have a winner yesterday nor did the V bros, which means here we go. And here is the Kiss 108 Sabrina secret sound. Okay, again, you've got to know what that is and you have to know what Sabrina song inspired it. Let's play it one more time. And that's all you get. Okay. So now we need caller 25. You know, you might the sound might sound sound familiar, but again, like Lisa said, you have to study the lyrics and put them together. It's not an easy game. It started out easy. It's getting a little bit harder now. And keep in mind, we want you to win. Right. Okay. So 617-931-1108 the number to call will get caller 25 in a second. You want to get some talkbacks in, Justin? You can always join the Billy and Lisa show via a co-host, if you will. You have to be listening on the iHeartRadio app. You tap the red microphone that gives you a prompt to leave a message for us. Good morning. If I was a very close Chris reporting live from a boat in core food grief. So if you guys remember a couple of months back, I was on talking about that. So living building that I managed 5 to 5 link. Well, we're 100% full so I'm just celebrating and it's all thanks to the Billy and Lisa show bump. That's a lie. Absolutely no one ever referenced that interview, but I still made a boat with a commission. So I'm out here celebrating. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He manages this coal. Let me building. It was in the news. And he's a talk backer listener of the show. He had him on and now he's in Greece. I guess he's doing pretty well. Well, 100%. That's really, really good. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't know. I mean, I don't really get the idea. But like no, we did a whole segment on it. Yeah. Work for him. Work for him. And now you know what? He's on a boat in Greece listening to our show because he sold all those or he got all those places rented. Good for him. He probably did get the Billy and Lisa show bump. Of course he did. Of course he did. God. And we're happy to give it to anybody out there. Let's go to Melanie. Melanie. Good morning. Melanie. Try. Yeah. Okay. Melanie. Not real life. Yeah. This is real life. It's the Billy and Lisa morning show. And you, Melanie, are caller 25. Melanie. So that is so cool. Okay. So where are you calling from, Melanie? We are in Wyndham, New Hampshire. We're in the drop off line for the middle school. Okay. You're back to school, Melanie. Back to school. Okay. Oh, yeah. For all of us. Yep. Melanie. What is the Sabrina secrets out? Okay. We're hoping it's an espresso grinder. Oh no. Okay. No. No. It is not an espresso grinder. And Melanie, we would love to have given you the prize, the Sabrina ticket. You sound very nice. Good guest on Melanie. Now Melanie, I saw a, I saw a new trend yesterday. I guess moms are dressing hot for drop offs now. Is that. Oh my god, Billy. I'm not asking what she's like. We're sorry, Melanie. We apologize. Have a good day. Ask her what she's wearing. Why would you do that? It was a big story yesterday. All right. Okay. We poor Melanie alone. She just lost. And now you're going to ask her what she's wearing. It's just, it doesn't make any sense. No. Yeah. Sorry. It was a trend that I thought would address. What are you wearing in the drop off line? I wasn't asking her. I was asking her before you opened your mouth. I was asking her if she was a part of it. Yeah. You know what he wanted to ask. Who are you wearing? Well, okay. Hey, turn another shot to guess the secret sound, but coming up next, what are some white lies you told as a kid that everyone believed will talk about a neck kiss 108, at least before we get to the next topic, so to speak, there's a massive crash out there. It's causing a two hour backup on the mass pike heading eastbound. It involves three cars, two tractor trailer trucks, and a fuel spill. So if you're around Route 20, an old Westboro road, that overpass, it's major delays, two hour backup. Go home. Right? Just turn around. I think at that point. Yeah. Fuel spills are never good. Yeah. And you're sitting on top of a pile of stories about lies that people have told. Okay. So we found this on Buzzfeed, and they did this little thing on little white lies that we've all told over the years, and have they backfired on you? Like was there one that sort of, you know, was told maybe back in school that then you got into trouble for? So there are actually some pretty good ones that people shared on Buzzfeed. Would you like me to read a few? I would love that Lisa Donovan. Okay. So I pretended I couldn't talk for fun at my new school, and then my parents had to come to school to prove that I could talk. I wrote my sister's name on the closet wall and crayon. I told my mom, and I tried to frame my sister. She said that my sister couldn't write yet, but that's really backfired. Here's a good one. I convinced my friend when we met years ago that I was the Gerber baby. We ended up dating for a while, and he told all of his friends that he was dating the original Gerber baby. It wasn't until last year when it came up, and I told him that it was all a bunch of crap. He was legitimately shocked. Another one was I lied to my entire grade that I got a girl pregnant in seventh grade and had a son. Oh my God. All right. That probably didn't go well. This one is my favorite. I once made a Valentine's Day card for my stepdad from a secret admirer with a fake kiss that he used one of my classmates lips as a model for. I left it on the side of the bed. It did not go well. It turns out he was a habitual cheater. Oh boy. What did that card come from? That's a backfire. Yeah. Lisa, do you have a white line? I do. I covered up for my sister. We were throwing like, you know, a ball in our house when we were younger and my parents had this beautiful like stained glass window case thing and it broke. It shattered and they were away. They came home and I lied for my sister to this day. They never know. It was her who threw the ball and I said it was one of our friends and they still do not know. They don't listen. Who broke it? Wow. Well, you never know. Go on the phone. Your dad. Yeah, and tell him. Yeah. Clear it all up. Clear it all up. Justin, you have one. I'm almost afraid to ask. Well, I unfortunately told a lot of lies when I was younger. Yeah. I thought a lot of them I regret. But one as a kid was I was throwing a ball with my cousin like Lisa and we weren't supposed to play near the street and we didn't listen and my cousin threw the ball into the street. I went to get it. Got hit by a car. Oh my god. I got knocked out for a couple of seconds, woke up and the guy got out of the car and tried to help me. And I remember I looked up and my cousin was like giving me the signals to run. So I just ran away and from the house. So then we fast forward like an hour later, the guy came to my house and knocked on the door and my cousin swarming to not say a word. Yeah. And then the guy's like, I hit a kid and my father's like, what are you talking about? And I come down and I'm like, I didn't get hit and I had a shirt covering my knee on a big leg. Oh god. And not long after that, I went to the doctor for a physical and I had the, the, the mark of my knee. And they're like, where did you get that and tell them? Oh god. Did you have a hitch? I had a hitch. A little event. Yeah. When do you got one? I mean, I think I have like legit lies. Like I have actually, I don't want the white lie legit lie, but my one that caused a lot of issue was that my sister had a first community ring that she told me not to wear. I wore it. She came home. I was, I had the ring on still and I panicked and I put it in my mouth and I swallowed it. So then I had to tell everybody because it was inside of me. So my mom had to take me to the doctors and get an extra and there was only one way to get it out. Wow. That was, that was. No, I had to go to the bathroom. You had to go to the bathroom. Yeah. So that, that backfired on you. It really did. I was a lot of things that backfired on me, but that was one of them. Was that ring now? Yeah. Yeah. She didn't want it back. No. I got a quick one. But when we were young, you know, we lived right on the railroad tracks and he's cambered. So we used to hop the trains all the time, my brother and my friends in any way. So my brother and I, one other friend, his name is Richie, I'll just leave it there. We were hopping the trains and running along the roof of the moving trains and hopping from car to car. Richie fell between the train cars and basically lost in the air and we stayed with him until the ambulance arrived and then we all left and we, because of the first question my mother asked, who came home that day, hey, what happened to Richie today? I guess he had an accident with the train. I said, yeah, I heard he was goofing around down by the trains and we said we weren't there. And then like two or three days later, I walked by the front steps of the house and my mom was there with Richie's mom and Richie's mom was informing her that I was on the top of the train with Richie. So Richie's a snitch. Uh, yeah, I guess Richie must have told his mom. Yeah. The cops are with me. You know what Billy was saying to him? I can't hear you, buddy. Anyway, we're coming up on topic time. Give us a call 61793-1-1108 and tell us your white lies or I don't care just why works too. Or Justin, how did they reach out to you with the talk backs? I already see the talk backs coming in. Join the fun. If you're listening on the iHeart app, tap that red microphone and send a talk back. Join the mafia topic time next. 6108. What is the topic? Today we're going to be talking about Billy and Lisa present topic time. Talk amongst yourself. Topic time. Well, the topic this morning, I don't know, lies, white lies, lies that backfired. Any kind of lies, I think will work on the show that you told in your lifetime. We got some of ours. Now we want some of yours. So let's go to the phones first and Michelle, good morning. And what the hell did you lie about? Good morning. It wasn't me who lied. It was my daughter. My daughter's father is Armenian and my daughter has very much Armenian feature. She tans easily, she's got dark hair, dark eyes. And when she was in middle school, somebody commented that she looks like the Kardashians. And she told everybody that they were her cousins. She's 26 years old, the whole town, still thinks that she is cousins with the Kardashian. I respect that. Wow, the lie still lives. That's kind of a fun lie though. It still lives. And she's like, you can't tell anybody. I was like, I won't tell anybody. Until today. Yeah. Now everyone knows. What town is it? It's Hull. It's a little rinky day. Yeah. Yeah. If you live in Hull, there's a fake Kardashian walking around. She is not related to Kim. That's a good start. Let's go to Sarah. You're up next. Sarah, do you have a lie you want to share? Hi, I do. This is actually a bad one. So I was asked to babysit at like the age of 11. I don't know why anyone will let their trauma babysit their kid. But anyway, in the 90s, the perfume came out. It was called DK one and it came in like a glass jar, a glass bottle with a twist cap. And the mother of these kids had it and it was it smelled so good. I wanted to take them. So I poured it into a paper cup and I forgot to take it home with me. And one of her sons, who was like two at the time, picked up the cup and drank it. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh. And they were like, oh, like they asked me so much. What happened if you do this and I just denied it? I'm sure they knew from day one, but I didn't even admit it to my mom until I was an adult. But it actually was me. Was the baby OK? Yeah, he was fine, but they had to take him to the emergency room. Yeah. They didn't know what it was at first and then they found the cup and smelled it and what. Yeah. See, that could have been a dangerous one. Totally. Wow. Okay. Can I add one to that? Yeah, sure. Yeah, like that. But they had alcohol in the house when I was younger, you know, vodka and stuff. And I would steal the alcohol and then fill it with water. Oh, yeah. That's an easy one to find out. Just checking the block. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's weird. Some people will take a really good vodka bottle and put lousy vodka in it if it's for the company, but I've never heard of putting water in the bar. Well, they had they had this vodka from Peru. I'm not sure if it was a vodka, but it was, you know, it was a clear alcohol. Very strong. Yeah. It was called Pisco. Oh, yeah. You've heard of this? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Was it from Peru? It was from like a Pisco sour. Pisco, yeah. Yeah, that's a popular drink in Peru. The Pisco sour. Let's go to the phones. And I believe it's the mayor of the South end. Good morning, mayor. Good morning. I have a necessary lie. Okay. It was necessary. Well, I was going to confession with all my little friends. They were all boys and, you know, father, blah, blah. So they said, make sure you tell him that you look at girls in sinful ways. Of course, I don't look at girls in sinful ways. I want to go shopping. I don't know how to look at girls in sinful ways. Of course, I don't look at girls in sinful ways. Of course, I don't look at girls in sinful ways. Of course, I don't look at girls in sinful ways. Of course, I don't look at girls in sinful ways. Of course, I don't look at girls in sinful ways. Of course, I don't look at girls in sinful ways. Of course, I don't look at girls in sinful ways. Of course, I don't look at girls in sinful ways. Of course, I don't look at girls in sinful ways. Of course, I don't look at girls in sinful ways. Of course, I don't look at girls in sinful ways. Of course, I don't look at girls in sinful ways. - Okay, all right, Mayor, thank you, thank you. - Lies and fairy tales. - Yeah, let's go to Emily next. Go ahead, Emily. What was your lie? - Mine's actually very similar to the Kardashian one. My middle name is my mom's maiden name, Olsen. So I used to tell kids in elementary school that I was related to Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. - Oh, I love that one. - That's a good one. - Yeah, was there any benefit to that? - No, I just thought I was cool. - So not cool though. - Does the lie still live? - To most, yes, but not many. They didn't really believe me. - Lies and fairy tales. - Again, yeah, just lies and fairy tales. You got to talk back to me there, Justin. I don't even know where to stop here. We have so many liars. - When I was a kid, I told everyone at a summer camp that my name was Ginger. And when I came home, I had won an award with my name on it. My mom thought I stole someone's award because it said Ginger on it. And then I had to confess that everyone at that camp thinks my name is now Ginger, by the way, my real name is Jennifer. - Lies and fairy tales. - Oh man. - I was 21 years old and had been out with friends and got home and thought I'd put the car in park and I didn't and it slid into the garage door causing a noticeable dent. And the next morning when my parents asked what happened to the door, I played stupid. And for some reason, they thought it was the postman. So they called and screamed at the post office and I got away with it. And the post office had to buy us a new garage door. - Oh. - And now I'm 45 and they still don't know. - Lies and fairy tales. - Wow, through the postman under the bus, I wonder if he got, you know, penalized. - I hope not 'cause that's a pension, he got a loss. - The pension, the post office pension? - A federal pension? - P-O-V, the post office pension. - Oh God, the pension. - Let's go to Steve, you're up next, Steve, go. - Yay, how you doing guys? - Go ahead. - So I got a story now that my, now that my daughter's older, I can tell this one. So I used to go and buy the cheapest tickets to the Boston God and to every concert she wanted to see. And then we'd walk in and I'd go to guest relations, limping and tell, and she'd go in there with me and I would tell them I had the goat and they would put me in a fold and kill. I always needed it fun. - Wow, I love that. - That is a good hustle. - That's real. It makes me think of another one of mine. For my, all three of my sons during their entire childhood, if we went to the Disney on ice, if we went to any event, the circus, we always got up and left at halftime. I would say, come on, we gotta go beat the crowd, it's over. And I don't think they know until this day that they never saw an entire show or circus. - That's a good, that's a good act of the fact. - Oh God, it works. You gotta try it, moms and dads, if you're out there. Go ahead, Justin, you got one in there? - No, no, I was gonna say Steve. That was a good one, he had the goat. - I got the goat. - Yeah, that was good. - Nicole, you're next. What was your lie, please? - My white lie was, my son had sports asthma, but I was a single mom struggling to pay bills. I would tell the electric company, they couldn't shut off my electricity because of the asthma. So I would get a doctor's note and give it to an electricity company so they wouldn't shut off the electricity. Meanwhile, my son was playing football at the University of Michigan. (laughing) I did what I had to do at the time with the single mom. Thank God, I don't have to do that anymore. But that was my white lie. - I gotta know, did your boy go on to the pros by any chance? So Wolverine? - Yeah, seven years in, so I pay my electricity bill now. - Wait, he's still in there, Lee? - Yeah, yeah. - Who does he play for? - He plays for the Cleveland Brown. - Oh, wow, that's a cool story. - What's his name? - Mohertz. - Mohertz. Oh, cool. - Oh, this is neat. - That's awesome. Good for you, mom. - Good job, mom. That lie paid off. - I literally paid off. Good for you. - Check the lights on. (laughing) - Mohertz, when Canton, Massachusetts. - Wow, that gets a lying on me. - Oh, wait, wait, you're from Canton, Nicole? - Yes. - Oh, that's a whole other story for a different day, okay. (laughing) - Oh, right, it's a beautiful town of Canton. Anything unusual going on in Canton this past year or so? No, let her go, that's all. - No, no, nothing at all. (laughing) - Okay, now, oh, Skyler's on the phone. Good morning, Skyler, do you have a lie? - Good morning, I do. In middle school, that's a Raven had just come out. And my friends and my family told me I acted just like her and kind of looked like her. So in high school, I started telling people I was distant cousins with Raven Simone. (laughing) - Do they believe it? - Yeah, and then I would do, I would do that, guys, I don't know what you're, I just had a vision, guys. (laughing) - Do they still think you're a distant cousin of Raven Simone? - Some people will say it 'cause they're like, "Yo, you act like her a lot." And I'm like, "Honestly, I think she acts like me." - Wow, all right, it's a good attitude, right, Skyler? - I like all the celebrity ones. - Yeah, I know, there's so many good ones. - So a little white lie that I believed was that my big sister had an evil twin. 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